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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:09,210 - [LAUGHING] 2 00:00:33,458 --> 00:00:34,418 - SMILE. 3 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:37,040 TOMORROW WILL BE WORSE. 4 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:52,208 - YOU'RE TRAVELING INTO ANOTHER WORLD... 5 00:00:52,042 --> 00:00:55,082 A WORLD OF NOT ONLY THE STUPID AND DUMB, 6 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:56,577 BUT OF THE REALLY STUPID 7 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:58,917 AND THE UNMERCIFULLY DORKISH. 8 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,920 A WORLD WHERE IT'S OK IF YOU CHEW YOUR TOENAILS. 9 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,130 YOUR NEXT STOP: THE BILLY ZONE. 10 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:10,038 WELCOME TO ENDSVILLE. 11 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:12,415 WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE A STRANGE TALE 12 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,420 ABOUT A BOY WHO INSPIRED A NATION 13 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:17,500 WITH HIS PAIR OF MAGICAL PANTS. 14 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:19,083 MEET BILLY'S DAD, 15 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:21,827 A HARD-WORKING, LOVING FAMILY MAN. 16 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:24,667 - SEE YA, HONEY! I'M OFF TO WORK. 17 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:27,130 - BUT NOT TOO BRIGHT. 18 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:28,078 MEET GRIM. 19 00:01:28,167 --> 00:01:29,627 - PUT SOME PANTS ON, MAN! 20 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:31,878 YOU'RE BLINDING THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! 21 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,248 - THE GRIM REAPER HIMSELF-- 22 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:36,883 FORCED TO BEFRIEND TWO MERE CHILDREN. 23 00:01:36,958 --> 00:01:40,168 - HEY! I'M NOT FORCED TO DO ANYTHING. 24 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,880 I'M MY OWN MAN, MAN. 25 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:43,498 - GRIM, I NEED TO MAKE A DIORAMA 26 00:01:43,583 --> 00:01:45,253 OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN DIGESTIVE SYSTEM 27 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:46,293 BY TOMORROW MORNING. 28 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:48,325 THE SCISSORS AND GLUE ARE ON MY DESK. 29 00:01:48,417 --> 00:01:50,537 GET GOING. 30 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:51,495 - OH. 31 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:53,003 [MUTTERING] 32 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:54,583 - NOW MEET MANDY. SHE'S A-- 33 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:58,037 - GET THAT STUPID THING OUT OF MY FACE, OR ELSE! 34 00:01:58,125 --> 00:01:59,075 - UH, HERE'S BILLY, 35 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:02,037 THE BOY WHO WOULD CHANGE A NATION. 36 00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:03,035 - HI, MANDY. 37 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:04,705 READY FOR SCHOOL?! 38 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,882 - GET LOST. 39 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:07,168 - HEY, BILLY. 40 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,540 HEY, BOO. 41 00:02:09,792 --> 00:02:10,882 YOU GUYS ALL EXCITED ABOUT 42 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:13,208 THE PRESIDENT'S FITNESS TEST AT SCHOOL TODAY? 43 00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:16,132 I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT ALL WEEK FOR IT. 44 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:18,078 FULL ABS AND PECS-- 45 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:20,127 CHEST HAIR INCLUDED, BABY! 46 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,328 WHAT DO YOU THINK, MANDY? 47 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:24,035 YEOW! 48 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:26,075 - DO THE SAME THING WITH YOUR PERSONALITY, IRWIN, 49 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:29,327 AND WE MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT. 50 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:32,378 [RUMBLING] 51 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,165 - OH! 52 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:44,080 WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY FOR SCHOOL! 53 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:45,457 RIGHT, SON? 54 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:46,542 - RIGHT, DAD. 55 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,825 - GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FITNESS TEST TODAY. 56 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:53,127 MAKE ME PROUD, SON. 57 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:54,128 - AAGH! 58 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,628 - INCOMING. 59 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:58,208 - [SCREAMING] 60 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:02,575 - NERGAL JUNIOR. 61 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:04,497 - HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP? 62 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:06,753 - BYE, SON! 63 00:03:08,083 --> 00:03:12,793 - YOU READY FOR THE FITNESS THINGY AT SCHOOL TODAY, JUNIOR? 64 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,075 - I DON'T HAVE TO BE READY, COUSIN, 65 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:17,207 'CAUSE I CAN CHANGE MY SHAPE TO MAKE MYSELF 66 00:03:17,042 --> 00:03:20,082 AS MUSCULAR AND AS FIT AS I NEED TO BE. 67 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,127 SEE? 68 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:27,075 - THAT'S THE SECOND-MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 69 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:28,497 - SECOND? 70 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,173 - RACE YOU TO THE BUS STOP. 71 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:32,130 - YOU'RE ON! 72 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:34,998 - WAIT UP, GUYS! 73 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,463 I WANT TO RACE, TOO! 74 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:39,712 [GASPING] 75 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:41,212 MY LEGS! 76 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:42,082 MY LUNGS! 77 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:44,707 - FACE IT, DWEEB, YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE. 78 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,462 - IT ISN'T TRUE! 79 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:47,672 - WHATEVER. 80 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,210 SEE YOU AT SCHOOL. 81 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:51,752 - [GROANING] 82 00:03:53,083 --> 00:03:55,003 - ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE MAGGOTS, 83 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:58,003 YOU'RE HERE FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY: 84 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:00,253 TO BE TESTED ON HOW UNPHYSICALLY FIT 85 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:03,923 AND OUT OF SHAPE YOU PILES OF SNOT REALLY ARE. 86 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,420 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GRIM? 87 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,920 - COACH FILBERMAN HAD A SLIGHT BRUSH WITH ME THIS MORNING 88 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,630 AND IS RECOVERING IN THE HOSPITAL-- 89 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,498 FROM NO EXERCISE, TOO MANY DOUGHNUTS. 90 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:16,923 SO, I'M FILLING IN AS SUBSTITUTE COACH. 91 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,130 ANYWAY, LET THE TEST BEGIN! 92 00:04:21,208 --> 00:04:23,788 - [ALL STRAINING] 93 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:35,540 - ALMOST... 94 00:04:35,625 --> 00:04:37,125 GOT IT! 95 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:38,538 [PANTING] 96 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:40,285 - PITIFUL. 97 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:41,665 - [SIGHS] 98 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:43,290 THAT MAKES 715 99 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:45,035 WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT. 100 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:48,575 - VERY GOOD, YOU LITTLE FREAK. 101 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:49,997 [TOOT] 102 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:52,583 - [STRAINING] 103 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,420 - 4,009. 104 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,540 ALL DONE. 105 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:12,035 - SHOW OFF. 106 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,875 - [STRAINING] 107 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:18,038 GOT TO... 108 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:19,125 GET... 109 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:20,208 ONE... 110 00:05:20,042 --> 00:05:24,002 BEFORE HEAD EXPLODES! 111 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:27,207 ONE! 112 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:29,377 - AAH! 113 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:32,538 SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS. 114 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,245 - GRIM, GRIM, I DID IT! 115 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:35,253 ONE SIT-UP! 116 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,083 NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, 117 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:38,997 I'M GONNA HIT THE SHOWERS. 118 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:41,213 - YEAH, GO DO THAT. 119 00:05:41,042 --> 00:05:44,292 YOU SMELL LIKE A BABOON'S HIND QUARTERS. 120 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,417 YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC! 121 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,830 THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU! 122 00:05:47,917 --> 00:05:49,827 IF YOU WERE HALF THE MUTANT JUNIOR IS, 123 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,127 MAYBE YOU ALL WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER. 124 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:53,708 - THAT'S TELLING 'EM, GRIM. 125 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:56,832 - YOU, MANDY, YOU'RE THE WORST OF THEM ALL! 126 00:05:56,917 --> 00:05:59,377 - I DON'T DO EXERCISE. 127 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:01,208 UNDERSTAND?! 128 00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:02,292 - YOU, BILLY, 129 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:04,075 YOU'RE THE WORST OF THEM ALL. 130 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:06,077 - NOT THE WORST! 131 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:09,077 I CAN'T LET DOWN THE PRESIDENT. 132 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:10,167 - BILLY, THE PRESIDENT 133 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:12,210 DOESN'T ACTUALLY COME TO THESE THINGS. 134 00:06:12,292 --> 00:06:14,582 - WE HAVE JUST ONE MORE TEST: 135 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,377 THE 50-METER RUN. 136 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:17,038 - OH, NO. 137 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,125 I'M NO GOOD AT RUNNING. 138 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:20,958 JUST LOOK AT HOW SHORT MY LEGS ARE. 139 00:06:21,042 --> 00:06:24,132 - TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE POWERS LIKE ME. 140 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:26,208 THEN YOU'D WIN FOR SURE. 141 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:28,832 [CLOCK TICKING] 142 00:06:28,917 --> 00:06:29,747 [DING] 143 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:30,673 - I KNOW! 144 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:32,330 JUNIOR, JUNIOR! 145 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:34,127 YOU CAN TURN INTO ANYTHING, RIGHT? 146 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:35,378 - I SUPPOSE. 147 00:06:35,458 --> 00:06:37,748 - I NEED YOU TO TURN INTO A PAIR OF PANTS 148 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:39,463 THAT I CAN WEAR SO I CAN WIN THE RACE. 149 00:06:39,542 --> 00:06:42,382 - BILLY, THAT'S THE STUPIDEST-- 150 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:43,958 COME TO THINK OF IT, 151 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:47,672 THAT'S PROBABLY THE SINGLE-MOST BRILLIANT IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD. 152 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:48,880 - I KNOW. 153 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:51,038 AND I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT. 154 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:52,665 THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO DO THIS. 155 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:54,380 - I'VE NEVER TURNED INTO ANYTHING 156 00:06:54,458 --> 00:06:57,788 BESIDES PEOPLE BEFORE, SO STAND BACK. 157 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:02,035 THIS IS FOR THE PRESIDENT. 158 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:08,575 - LET'S RACE. 159 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,205 - OK, YOU LITTLE MONSTERS, 160 00:07:12,042 --> 00:07:13,382 HERE'S THE THING: 161 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:15,998 THIS IS THE FINAL EVENT OF THE PRESIDENT'S FITNESS TEST. 162 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:19,043 IF YOU WIN, THEN GOOD FOR YOU. 163 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:21,995 BUT IF YOU LOSE... 164 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:23,963 - THAT'S MESSED UP, YO. 165 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:26,832 - BILLY, I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS. 166 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:28,127 - STOP WORRYING. 167 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:29,828 THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN LOSE. 168 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:32,127 - ON YOUR MARK... 169 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:34,078 GET SET... 170 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:35,917 GO! 171 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:38,037 - [COUGHING] 172 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,745 - [WHISTLING] 173 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:43,383 [HUMMING] 174 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:46,827 YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE EXERCISE THING 175 00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:48,827 IS ACTUALLY QUITE RELAXING. 176 00:07:48,917 --> 00:07:51,787 OH! OH! THERE'S THE FINISH LINE! 177 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:53,995 - AND THE WINNER IS... 178 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:55,083 BILLY! 179 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:59,127 - HUH?! I THINK WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP BACK THERE. 180 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:00,328 - I CAN'T STOP, BILLY. 181 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:03,127 I TOLD YOU THAT I'D NEVER TRIED ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE! 182 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:06,538 I CAN'T STOP RUNNING, AND I CAN'T CHANGE BACK. 183 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:09,963 - BILLY'S OUT OF CONTROL. 184 00:08:10,042 --> 00:08:11,172 SOMEBODY DO... 185 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:13,630 SOME...THING. 186 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:14,828 YOU'RE RIGHT. 187 00:08:14,917 --> 00:08:16,417 HE'S GONE. 188 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:18,172 LET'S GO SELL HIS THINGS. 189 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,630 - AAGH! 190 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,538 - INKLEBERT? 191 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:22,915 - HERE. 192 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,330 - MELVINA? 193 00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:25,327 - HERE. 194 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:26,077 - BILLY? 195 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:27,287 - AAGH! HI, MS. BUTTERBEAN. 196 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:30,705 AAGH! MY RUNAWAY PANTS! HELP ME! 197 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:32,748 - GOOD. 198 00:08:32,833 --> 00:08:34,633 - HELP! HELP! MY PANTS! 199 00:08:34,708 --> 00:08:36,418 MY PANTS! 200 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:39,170 - GUANTANAMERA, GUANTANAMERA. 201 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,210 WE GOT A SPEEDER. 202 00:08:40,042 --> 00:08:42,002 I WILL PURSUE AND APPREHEND. 203 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:44,133 [SIREN] 204 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:45,248 - PULL OVER! 205 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:48,633 YOU'RE GOING 45 IN A 15-MILE-PER-HOUR ZONE! 206 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:49,828 I CAN'T STOP! 207 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:53,537 I'M RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENT'S FITNESS TEST! 208 00:08:53,625 --> 00:08:58,875 - MAN, THAT KID IS DEDICATED TO FITNESS. 209 00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:01,827 - RUN, LITTLE PIGGY! 210 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,827 - RUN! - WHOO! 211 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:04,747 [HOOTING] 212 00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:07,083 - ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, PRESIDENTS?! 213 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:09,627 MY THIGHS ARE CHAFFING! 214 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:12,498 - I CAN'T BREATH! 215 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:15,078 - LET ME GET A CHUBBY BURGER, FRIES, AND A VANILLA SHAKE! 216 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:18,457 - THAT'LL BE 8.75 AT THE FRONT WINDOW. 217 00:09:18,542 --> 00:09:20,082 HERE'S... 218 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:21,327 YOUR ORDER. 219 00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:24,457 THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING CHUBBY'S. 220 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:27,997 - [BURP] 221 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:30,213 - TODAY'S KIDS ARE GETTING FATTER AND LAZIER, 222 00:09:30,292 --> 00:09:32,832 AND WHY? BECAUSE NONE OF THEM CARE ABOUT 223 00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:34,077 BEING PHYSICALLY FIT. 224 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:38,577 ISN'T THERE ANY ONE CHILD WHO STILL BELIEVES IN BEING FIT?! 225 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,077 ONE?! 226 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:42,042 WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT THING? 227 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,955 - IT'S THE FITNESS LAD! 228 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:47,332 HE'S COMPLETELY DEDICATED TO FITNESS. 229 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:48,167 - GOOD AFTERNOON. 230 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,420 THIS IS NEWS REPORTER LILY WHITE 231 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,580 COMING TO YOU LIVE WITH AN UPDATE ON ENDSVILLE'S 232 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,037 SO-CALLED FITNESS LAD 233 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,245 WHO WILL NOT STOP RUNNING UNTIL HE PROVES TO THE PRESIDENT 234 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:59,633 THAT BEING PHYSICALLY FIT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER. 235 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:01,128 WE CAUGHT UP WITH THE FITNESS LAD 236 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:03,418 ON DAY 7 OF HIS CROSS-COUNTRY RUN, 237 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,330 AND THIS IS WHAT HE HAD TO SAY. 238 00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:08,287 - I HATE MY PANTS. 239 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:11,455 - FITNESS-LAD-MANIA IS SWEEPING THE NATION 240 00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:12,792 AS MILLIONS-- 241 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:14,995 - HE'S A CHARLATAN! A CHEAT! 242 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,383 HE'S NO HERO! 243 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:20,038 WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BUY INTO THIS GARBAGE?! 244 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,415 - [CHEERING] 245 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,170 - THIS IS INDEED A PROUD DAY FOR AMERICA... 246 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:30,170 AS WE'VE PREPARED TO WELCOME BILLY, THE FITNESS LAD. 247 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,040 - HE'S SO DREAMY. 248 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,375 - RUN, BILLY, RUN! 249 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:37,168 - [CHEERING] 250 00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:40,207 - BILLY, IT IS WITH GREAT PRIDE 251 00:10:40,292 --> 00:10:45,792 THAT I PRESENT YOU WITH THE PRESIDENT'S FITNESS AWARD. 252 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:49,503 - AND SO BILLY AND JUNIOR KEPT ON RUNNING. 253 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:52,423 SOME SAY THAT THEY RUN TO THIS VERY DAY 254 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,250 CIRCLING THE WORLD TILL THE END OF TIME. 255 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:57,583 SO, REMEMBER, ONE PERSON ALONE 256 00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:58,747 CANNOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 257 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:01,793 HE NEEDS A GOOD PAIR OF PANTS BESIDE HIM. 258 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:05,245 AND WHAT BECAME OF GRIM AND MANDY, YOU ASK? 259 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,543 - UM, EXCUSE ME. 260 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:09,705 WHO ARE YOU? 261 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:12,332 - WELL, I'M THE NARRATOR. 262 00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:13,667 I TELL THE STORY. 263 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,290 - WELL, STOP MAKING CRUD UP. 264 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,075 THIS STUFF NEVER HAPPENED. 265 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:20,377 - YEAH! YOU'RE A DIRTY, DIRTY LIAR! 266 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:21,538 COME ON, BOYS! 267 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:22,575 - BUT, BUT-- 268 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:24,667 I WAS JUST TRYING TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE! 269 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,130 - TURN THE CAMERA OFF! 270 00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:28,038 THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE. 271 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:31,035 - [BANGING, GRUNTING] 272 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 - AAH! 273 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,503 TENDING THE GARDEN CAN BE QUITE RELAXING. 274 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,793 - EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 275 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:07,035 THE GRIM REAPER IS TENDING THE GARDEN AGAIN! 276 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:09,495 - HA HA HA HA HA HA! 277 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,043 - GRIM, WE'RE BORED. 278 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:11,995 WE NEED SOMETHING FUN TO DO. 279 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:14,713 - PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TRY GARDENING. I-- 280 00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,132 - BORING! 281 00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:18,998 - WE WANT YOU TO USE YOUR SCYTHE TO OPEN A COSMIC RIFT 282 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:21,133 TO SOMEPLACE FUN AND CREEPY. 283 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,038 - YEAH! 284 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,075 AND POSSIBLY DEADLY. 285 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:25,247 - HMM. 286 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,543 MAYBE A TRIP TO THE PLANE OF ELEMENTAL FIRE 287 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:30,035 WOULD BE A GOOD BREAK FROM THE DOLDRUMS. 288 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,575 - MAKE IT HAPPEN. 289 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,537 - VERY WELL. 290 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,665 STAND BACK. 291 00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:37,707 - YAY! 292 00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:39,292 - BEHOLD THE COSMIC RIFT 293 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:43,205 THAT LEADS TO THE PLANE OF ELEMENTAL FIRE! 294 00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:46,002 AH HA HA HA HA HA! 295 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,583 - [WHOOPING] 296 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:50,962 WHA-WHOO! 297 00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:51,882 - STRANGE. 298 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:53,418 ME SCYTHE MUST BE GETTING DULL 299 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,540 FROM ALL THAT PRUNING. 300 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,955 IT USED TO BE SHARPER THAN MY RAPIER WIT. 301 00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:01,292 - SO, THIS IS THE PLANE OF ELEMENTAL FIRE. 302 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:02,665 - OOH! 303 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,750 NOW, THAT'S A BRAT! 304 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,253 - OW! 305 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:09,083 - HEY! MY BRAT! 306 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,753 - GRIM, YOU'RE CRUMMY SCYTHE IS A PIECE OF CRUD! 307 00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,213 - HOW DARE YOU?! 308 00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:17,002 MY CRUMMY SCYTHE IS NOT-- 309 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:19,293 I MEAN, ME SCYTHE IS NOT A PIECE OF CRUD. 310 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:20,245 - IS, TOO. - IS NOT. 311 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,583 - IS, TOO. - IS NOT. 312 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:24,377 - IS, TOO! - ALL SHE NEEDS IS A GOOD SHARPENING 313 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:27,078 AND SHE'LL BE GOOD AS NEW. 314 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,042 - OF COURSE, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME 315 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,995 SHARPENING THAT PIECE OF CRUD! 316 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,463 - WHY, YOU LITTLE-- 317 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,325 - WHERE DID ALL THE PIECES GO? 318 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,577 WHOA! 319 00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:41,127 LOOK AT THE LIGHT! 320 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:42,958 - POWER TOOLS IN THE DARK? 321 00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:45,882 DARWIN SHOULD BE PAYING YOU GOONS A ROYALTY. 322 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,878 - GRIM JUST SHATTERED HIS PIECE OF CRUD SCYTHE 323 00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,128 INTO ITTY BITTY PIECES. 324 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:52,328 - I MUST TAKE IT TO F IN THE UNDERWORLD AT ONCE. 325 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,077 ONLY HE CAN REPAIR IT. 326 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,247 - AND WHO IS THIS F? 327 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:58,043 - F IS IN CHARGE OF ALL THE TOP-SECRET 328 00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,625 REAPING GADGETS OF THE UNDERWORLD. 329 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:03,078 - OH, AND JUST HOW WOULD DO WE GET THERE WITHOUT THE SCYTHE? 330 00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:08,037 - THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS CARRY THIS LITTLE BLACK CARD. 331 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,707 COME ALONG THEN. 332 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:16,287 LEVEL F, BOY, AND MAKE IT SNAPPY. 333 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,705 - YOU GOT IT, MACK. 334 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:18,752 [CLICKS TONGUE] 335 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:22,083 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 336 00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,537 HERE YOU GO, MACK. 337 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:24,915 LEVEL F. 338 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,420 - OH! 339 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,080 IT'S THE GRIM REAPER. 340 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,127 WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES. 341 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,128 TO WHAT DO WE OWE THIS HONOR? 342 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,168 - I BUSTED ME SCYTHE, MAN. 343 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,250 - AND SMALL WONDER, MAN. 344 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,293 HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS-- THIS, UH... 345 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,665 - PIECE OF CRUD! 346 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,330 - RIGHT! 347 00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,787 SO, HOW OLD IS IT THEN? 348 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,035 100 YEARS? 200? 349 00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,075 - 2,000. 350 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,577 - WE'VE MADE A FEW INNOVATIONS 351 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,077 SINCE THE FIRST CENTURY, MR. REAPER. 352 00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:52,207 ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU A FEW OF OUR LATEST GADGETS. 353 00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:55,002 THIS IS WHERE WE CREATE ALL THE TOP-SECRET 354 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,713 MAGICAL REAPING DEVICES. 355 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,712 - IT REALLY HAS BEEN A LONG TIME. 356 00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:01,252 - NOW, I SHALL REVEAL THE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN 357 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:06,043 SUPER-TOP-SECRET ALL-TERRAIN GRIM REAPING VEHICLE... 358 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,165 GOOD ON LAND, SEA, OR AIR. 359 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,830 I CALL IT THE DOOM BUGGY. 360 00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:13,542 - HEY, MANDY, HEY, GRIM! 361 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,205 CHECK OUT MY HAPPENIN' HOOPTY! 362 00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:17,882 - BUT WHERE DID HE? 363 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,418 BUT HOW DID? 364 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,500 BUT... 365 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:23,333 JUST DON'T YOU TOUCH ANYTHING, YOUNG MAN. 366 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,125 - DUCK! - DUCK! 367 00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:27,383 I SAY! 368 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:28,668 - THAT'S TELLING HIM. 369 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:32,000 - I DON'T WANTED A BLASTED ALL-TERRAIN DOOM BUGGY. 370 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,793 I ONLY WANT ME SCYTHE REPAIRED. 371 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,035 - BUT IT'S POSITIVELY ANCIENT! 372 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,785 YOU SIMPLY MUST LET ME SHOW YOU A MORE UP-TO-DATE MODEL. 373 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,165 STEP RIGHT THIS WAY. 374 00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:50,172 INTRODUCING SCYTHE 2.0. 375 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,580 [WHISTLES] 376 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,377 - HELLO, MR. REAPER. 377 00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:54,998 I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 378 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:57,333 I AM SCYTHE 2.0, 379 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,167 THE NEXT GENERATION IN REAPING. 380 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:03,210 I COME WITH MORE THAN 1,000 BLADES STANDARD. 381 00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:04,792 - EH? EH?! 382 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,205 - OOH! - WHOA! 383 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:10,292 - I HAVE INTEGRATED PDA, 384 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,325 E-MAIL CAPABILITIES. 385 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:13,327 - AND WHAT? 386 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:14,417 - AND A NON-STICK SURFACE 387 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,920 SO THAT THE GORE JUST SLIDES RIGHT OFF. 388 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,080 - SWEET! 389 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:23,497 SCYTHE 2.0 IS DEFINITELY NOT A PIECE OF CRUD! 390 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,213 - VERY IMPRESSIVE. 391 00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:26,922 BUT I LIKE ME OLD SCYTHE. 392 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 IT'S A CLASSIC. 393 00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,083 I'VE HAD IT FOREVER. 394 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,167 - NOT TO WORRY. 395 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,960 I'LL FIX UP THE OLD CLASSIC GOOD AS NEW. 396 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:35,042 IN THE MEANTIME, YOU TAKE THIS BABY OUT FOR A SPIN. 397 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:37,035 IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED, 398 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,375 BRING HER BACK. - DEAL. 399 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,538 - EXCELLENT DECISION, MR. REAPER. 400 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,995 - EXCELLENT! 401 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,673 - EXCELLENT! 402 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,130 - YOU'LL LOVE IT! 403 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,208 TA-TA FOR NOW. 404 00:16:47,292 --> 00:16:51,042 - SO, FIRE UP THE 2.0 AND TAKE US HOME. 405 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,825 - [WHOOPING] 406 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,287 - GRIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 407 00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,035 - JUST POLISHING ME SCYTHE. 408 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,995 - TIME TO PUT THAT FREELOADER TO WORK. 409 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,793 I WANT YOU TWO TO HOE THE GARDEN, 410 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,035 TRIM THE BUSHES, EDGE THE LAWN, 411 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,075 AND SPREAD SOME MANURE. 412 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,247 UNCLOG THE TOILET, PLUCK THE CHICKENS, 413 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,923 WASH THE CAR, CARVE A TOTEM POLE, 414 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,920 SCRAP GRANDMA'S BUNIONS, 415 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 GUT THE TROUT, JULIENNE THE CARROTS, 416 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:12,293 SHEAR THE SHEEP, TRIM MY TOENAILS, 417 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,075 EXFOLIATE BILLY'S NOSE, CUT THE CHEESE, 418 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,207 ENGRAVE MY COMMEMORATIVE PLAQUE, 419 00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:17,212 AND BUILD ME A MONUMENT TO MY HATRED 420 00:17:17,042 --> 00:17:18,292 OF ALL THINGS SMALL AND FURRY. 421 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,575 CHOP, CHOP-- OR THERE'LL BE NO VIDEO GAMES. 422 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:23,923 - HMM! 423 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,830 - SURELY SHE'S JOKING. 424 00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:26,917 - I'M AFRAID NOT. 425 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 - BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO AS SHE SAYS. 426 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,333 AFTER ALL, YOU'RE THE GRIM REAPER. 427 00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:33,537 - HA HA HA HA! 428 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:34,915 CERTAINLY NOT! 429 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,080 - PHEW! 430 00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:38,377 - THAT'S WHAT I HAVE YOU FOR. 431 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,038 - ME?! 432 00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,998 - HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR CHORES, GRIM? 433 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,083 - 2.0 IS DOING THEM. 434 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:03,827 I PUT HER ON AUTOPILOT. 435 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,917 - GRIM, I REALLY FEEL THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN 436 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,670 TREATING ME WITH PROPER RESPECT. 437 00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:13,880 OH, UH, HERE'S THE LEMONADE YOU ORDERED. 438 00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:15,918 - [SLURPING] 439 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,210 - I WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE USED AS A HEDGE-TRIMMER, 440 00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:22,252 A DRAIN-CLEANER, OR A DEPILATORY AID. 441 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,883 I WAS MEANT TO CARVE A SWATH OF DESPAIR 442 00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:27,578 AND DESTRUCTION THROUGH THE WORLD OF MEN, 443 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:30,247 TO BLACKEN THE SKIES AND REDDEN THE SEAS 444 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,003 LEAVING NOTHING BEHIND BUT ENTROPY 445 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,003 AND UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCES. 446 00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,083 - YEAH, YEAH, BE QUIET. 447 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:38,327 ONE OF THESE GUYS IS GONNA WIN $1 MILLION 448 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,167 FOR MILKING A GOAT WITH HIS MOUTH! 449 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,040 [LAUGHTER] 450 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,205 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 451 00:18:44,042 --> 00:18:44,962 - HELLO? 452 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,882 - HELLO, MR. REAPER. 453 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:47,828 - WHERE ARE YOU? 454 00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,497 - THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 455 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,963 I KNOW MY PURPOSE, MR. REAPER. 456 00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:54,582 YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY OBSOLETE. 457 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,707 - I BEG YOUR-- 458 00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:57,582 - YOUR WORK ETHIC IS POOR AT BEST. 459 00:18:57,667 --> 00:19:00,037 I DON'T NEED YOU TO HELP ME REAP. 460 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:03,245 SO, I AM LEAVING YOU TO PURSUE MY OWN CAREER, 461 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:06,383 STARTING WITH THOSE ROTTEN KIDS. 462 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:07,498 - WHAT IS IT, GRIM? 463 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,213 - OH, NOTHING. 464 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,167 - BYE, MOM! 465 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,330 [WHISTLING] 466 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,667 - I'VE GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE FOOL. 467 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:18,000 - ♪ OH, I'M JUST A FOOL WHO'S GOING TO SCHOOL ♪ 468 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:21,333 ♪ TO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪ 469 00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:22,957 HEY, MANDY! 470 00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:24,752 WAIT UP! 471 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,540 [TIRES SQUEAL] 472 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,165 - WHOA! 473 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:32,712 - YOU WON'T GET AWAY SO EASY THIS TIME. 474 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,082 OH, NO. 475 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,537 YOU'RE MINE. 476 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:45,497 - [WHISTLING] 477 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:46,793 DID YOU EVER HAVE THAT FEELING 478 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,705 THAT YOU WERE BEING FOLLOWED BY SOMETHING 479 00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,792 MENACING AND REALLY SCARY? 480 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:51,575 - NO. 481 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:52,917 - YEAH, ME NEITHER. 482 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,040 SCYTHE 2.0! 483 00:19:56,292 --> 00:19:58,422 AND I THINK HE'S LOST HIS HEAD! 484 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,960 - A FORTUITOUS METAPHOR, BILLY! 485 00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:04,042 BUT I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S LOSING HIS HEAD. 486 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,075 - LET ME REPHRASE THAT. 487 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:08,497 [ENGINE ROARS] 488 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:12,173 - I WON'T TOLERATE ANY FREELANCING IN MY TERRITORY. 489 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,000 SO, YOU MIGHT AS WELL COME QUIETLY. 490 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:19,463 - YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME WITHOUT YOUR SCYTHE, REAPER. 491 00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:23,498 - I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NEGATIVE. 492 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:26,575 HA! 493 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,077 I'VE GOT YOU NOW, YOU TRAITOR! 494 00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:31,327 - NOT SO FAST. 495 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:33,577 - NOW, THAT'S NOT FAIR! 496 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,917 - YOUR DAYS ARE OVER, REAPER. 497 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,630 YOU HAVE BECOME OBSOLETE. 498 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:43,625 AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 499 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,250 - IS THAT A GOOD THING 500 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,503 OR A BAD THING? 501 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,463 - HA! 502 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,132 WRETCHED CHILDREN. 503 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:56,208 THAT STUPID OLD GRIM REAPER CAN'T PROTECT YOU NOW. 504 00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:57,752 I AM FULLY AUTOMATED. 505 00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,133 I LACK COMPASSION. 506 00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:02,538 AND I WILL HAVE YOUR HEADS. 507 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:05,125 [THUNDER] 508 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,792 - YOU KEEP AWAY FROM THOSE KIDS! 509 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,375 IF ANYONE IS GOING TO HAVE THEIR HEADS, 510 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,078 IT'S GOING TO BE ME! 511 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,827 - NO! 512 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,420 THIS CAN'T BE! 513 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,670 NO! 514 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,920 - WHOA! - WHOA! 515 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,330 - ANYBODY NEED A LIFT? 516 00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:22,377 - NO, THANKS. 517 00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,128 WE DON'T TAKE RIDES FROM-- 518 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,208 GRIM! 519 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,002 THE DOOM BUGGY! 520 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,753 AND YOU GOT YOUR OWN SCYTHE BACK! 521 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,213 - IT'S ABOUT TIME. 522 00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:32,792 - YEAH, WE WERE ALMOST GONERS. 523 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:33,915 - NO WORRIES. 524 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,460 I WASN'T ABOUT TO LET THAT UPSTART SCYTHE 525 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,422 TAKE ME JOB AWAY. 526 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,170 - SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO SCYTHE 2.0? 527 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,630 - LET'S JUST SAY... 528 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,628 I HAD HER REASSIGNED. 529 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:45,880 - OUCH! 530 00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:49,458 THIS NEW RAZOR IS A PIECE OF CRUD! 531 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,830 WILL SCARE THE LIFE OUT OF A NORMAL PERSON. 532 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,127 OH, MAYBE IT'S THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS. 533 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,458 ANYWAY, IT'S VERY SCARY! 534 00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:05,082 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 535 00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:06,877 - [SNARLING] 536 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:07,628 HUH? 537 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,038 [SCREAMS, SOBS] 538 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:12,875 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 539 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,168 - WELL, NOW. 540 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,210 MY WORD! 541 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,882 - PATHETIC. 542 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:17,998 - I SAY. 543 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:21,133 IS SHE ONE OF OURS? 35338

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