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- [LAUGHING]
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- SMILE.
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TOMORROW WILL BE WORSE.
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- YOU'RE TRAVELING
INTO ANOTHER WORLD...
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A WORLD OF NOT ONLY
THE STUPID AND DUMB,
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BUT OF THE REALLY STUPID
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AND THE UNMERCIFULLY DORKISH.
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A WORLD WHERE IT'S OK
IF YOU CHEW YOUR TOENAILS.
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YOUR NEXT STOP:
THE BILLY ZONE.
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WELCOME TO ENDSVILLE.
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WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE
A STRANGE TALE
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ABOUT A BOY WHO
INSPIRED A NATION
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WITH HIS PAIR OF MAGICAL PANTS.
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MEET BILLY'S DAD,
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A HARD-WORKING,
LOVING FAMILY MAN.
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- SEE YA, HONEY!
I'M OFF TO WORK.
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- BUT NOT TOO BRIGHT.
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MEET GRIM.
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- PUT SOME PANTS ON, MAN!
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YOU'RE BLINDING
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
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- THE GRIM REAPER HIMSELF--
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FORCED TO BEFRIEND
TWO MERE CHILDREN.
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- HEY! I'M NOT FORCED
TO DO ANYTHING.
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I'M MY OWN MAN, MAN.
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- GRIM, I NEED TO MAKE A DIORAMA
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OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN
DIGESTIVE SYSTEM
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BY TOMORROW MORNING.
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THE SCISSORS AND GLUE
ARE ON MY DESK.
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GET GOING.
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- OH.
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[MUTTERING]
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- NOW MEET MANDY. SHE'S A--
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- GET THAT STUPID THING
OUT OF MY FACE, OR ELSE!
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- UH, HERE'S BILLY,
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THE BOY WHO WOULD
CHANGE A NATION.
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- HI, MANDY.
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READY FOR SCHOOL?!
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- GET LOST.
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- HEY, BILLY.
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HEY, BOO.
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YOU GUYS ALL EXCITED ABOUT
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THE PRESIDENT'S FITNESS TEST
AT SCHOOL TODAY?
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I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT
ALL WEEK FOR IT.
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FULL ABS AND PECS--
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CHEST HAIR INCLUDED, BABY!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, MANDY?
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YEOW!
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- DO THE SAME THING WITH
YOUR PERSONALITY, IRWIN,
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AND WE MIGHT HAVE
SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT.
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[RUMBLING]
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- OH!
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WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY FOR SCHOOL!
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RIGHT, SON?
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- RIGHT, DAD.
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- GOOD LUCK ON YOUR
FITNESS TEST TODAY.
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MAKE ME PROUD, SON.
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- AAGH!
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- INCOMING.
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- [SCREAMING]
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- NERGAL JUNIOR.
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- HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?
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- BYE, SON!
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- YOU READY FOR THE FITNESS
THINGY AT SCHOOL TODAY, JUNIOR?
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- I DON'T HAVE TO
BE READY, COUSIN,
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'CAUSE I CAN CHANGE
MY SHAPE TO MAKE MYSELF
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AS MUSCULAR AND AS FIT
AS I NEED TO BE.
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SEE?
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- THAT'S THE SECOND-MOST
DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
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- SECOND?
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- RACE YOU TO THE BUS STOP.
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- YOU'RE ON!
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- WAIT UP, GUYS!
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I WANT TO RACE, TOO!
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[GASPING]
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MY LEGS!
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MY LUNGS!
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- FACE IT, DWEEB,
YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE.
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- IT ISN'T TRUE!
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- WHATEVER.
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SEE YOU AT SCHOOL.
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- [GROANING]
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- ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE MAGGOTS,
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YOU'RE HERE FOR ONE REASON,
AND ONE REASON ONLY:
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TO BE TESTED ON HOW
UNPHYSICALLY FIT
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AND OUT OF SHAPE
YOU PILES OF SNOT REALLY ARE.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GRIM?
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- COACH FILBERMAN HAD A SLIGHT
BRUSH WITH ME THIS MORNING
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AND IS RECOVERING
IN THE HOSPITAL--
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FROM NO EXERCISE,
TOO MANY DOUGHNUTS.
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SO, I'M FILLING IN
AS SUBSTITUTE COACH.
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ANYWAY, LET THE TEST BEGIN!
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- [ALL STRAINING]
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- ALMOST...
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GOT IT!
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[PANTING]
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- PITIFUL.
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- [SIGHS]
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THAT MAKES 715
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WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT.
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- VERY GOOD, YOU LITTLE FREAK.
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[TOOT]
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- [STRAINING]
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- 4,009.
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ALL DONE.
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- SHOW OFF.
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- [STRAINING]
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GOT TO...
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GET...
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ONE...
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BEFORE HEAD EXPLODES!
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ONE!
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- AAH!
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SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS.
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- GRIM, GRIM, I DID IT!
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ONE SIT-UP!
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NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
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I'M GONNA HIT THE SHOWERS.
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- YEAH, GO DO THAT.
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YOU SMELL LIKE
A BABOON'S HIND QUARTERS.
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YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC!
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THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!
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IF YOU WERE HALF
THE MUTANT JUNIOR IS,
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MAYBE YOU ALL WOULD
HAVE DONE BETTER.
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- THAT'S TELLING 'EM, GRIM.
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- YOU, MANDY, YOU'RE
THE WORST OF THEM ALL!
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- I DON'T DO EXERCISE.
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UNDERSTAND?!
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- YOU, BILLY,
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YOU'RE THE WORST OF THEM ALL.
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- NOT THE WORST!
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I CAN'T LET DOWN THE PRESIDENT.
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- BILLY, THE PRESIDENT
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DOESN'T ACTUALLY COME
TO THESE THINGS.
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- WE HAVE JUST ONE MORE TEST:
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THE 50-METER RUN.
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- OH, NO.
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I'M NO GOOD AT RUNNING.
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JUST LOOK AT HOW
SHORT MY LEGS ARE.
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- TOO BAD YOU DON'T
HAVE POWERS LIKE ME.
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THEN YOU'D WIN FOR SURE.
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[CLOCK TICKING]
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[DING]
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- I KNOW!
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JUNIOR, JUNIOR!
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YOU CAN TURN INTO
ANYTHING, RIGHT?
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- I SUPPOSE.
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- I NEED YOU TO TURN
INTO A PAIR OF PANTS
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THAT I CAN WEAR
SO I CAN WIN THE RACE.
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- BILLY, THAT'S THE STUPIDEST--
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COME TO THINK OF IT,
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THAT'S PROBABLY THE SINGLE-MOST
BRILLIANT IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD.
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- I KNOW.
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AND I'M NEVER GONNA
HAVE ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT.
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THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO DO THIS.
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- I'VE NEVER TURNED
INTO ANYTHING
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BESIDES PEOPLE BEFORE,
SO STAND BACK.
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THIS IS FOR THE PRESIDENT.
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- LET'S RACE.
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- OK, YOU LITTLE MONSTERS,
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HERE'S THE THING:
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THIS IS THE FINAL EVENT OF
THE PRESIDENT'S FITNESS TEST.
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IF YOU WIN, THEN GOOD FOR YOU.
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BUT IF YOU LOSE...
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- THAT'S MESSED UP, YO.
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- BILLY, I'VE NEVER DONE
ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
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- STOP WORRYING.
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THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN LOSE.
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- ON YOUR MARK...
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GET SET...
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GO!
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- [COUGHING]
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- [WHISTLING]
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[HUMMING]
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YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE
EXERCISE THING
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IS ACTUALLY QUITE RELAXING.
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OH! OH! THERE'S THE FINISH LINE!
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- AND THE WINNER IS...
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BILLY!
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- HUH?! I THINK WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO STOP BACK THERE.
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- I CAN'T STOP, BILLY.
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I TOLD YOU THAT I'D NEVER TRIED
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE!
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I CAN'T STOP RUNNING,
AND I CAN'T CHANGE BACK.
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- BILLY'S OUT OF CONTROL.
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SOMEBODY DO...
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SOME...THING.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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HE'S GONE.
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LET'S GO SELL HIS THINGS.
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- AAGH!
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- INKLEBERT?
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- HERE.
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- MELVINA?
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- HERE.
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- BILLY?
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- AAGH! HI, MS. BUTTERBEAN.
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AAGH! MY RUNAWAY PANTS!
HELP ME!
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- GOOD.
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- HELP! HELP! MY PANTS!
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MY PANTS!
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- GUANTANAMERA,
GUANTANAMERA.
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WE GOT A SPEEDER.
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I WILL PURSUE AND APPREHEND.
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[SIREN]
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- PULL OVER!
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YOU'RE GOING 45 IN
A 15-MILE-PER-HOUR ZONE!
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I CAN'T STOP!
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I'M RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENT'S
FITNESS TEST!
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- MAN, THAT KID IS
DEDICATED TO FITNESS.
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- RUN, LITTLE PIGGY!
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- RUN!
- WHOO!
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[HOOTING]
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- ARE YOU HAPPY NOW,
PRESIDENTS?!
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MY THIGHS ARE CHAFFING!
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- I CAN'T BREATH!
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- LET ME GET A CHUBBY BURGER,
FRIES, AND A VANILLA SHAKE!
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- THAT'LL BE 8.75
AT THE FRONT WINDOW.
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HERE'S...
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YOUR ORDER.
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THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING CHUBBY'S.
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- [BURP]
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- TODAY'S KIDS ARE GETTING
FATTER AND LAZIER,
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AND WHY? BECAUSE NONE
OF THEM CARE ABOUT
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BEING PHYSICALLY FIT.
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ISN'T THERE ANY ONE CHILD WHO
STILL BELIEVES IN BEING FIT?!
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ONE?!
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WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT THING?
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- IT'S THE FITNESS LAD!
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HE'S COMPLETELY
DEDICATED TO FITNESS.
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- GOOD AFTERNOON.
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THIS IS NEWS REPORTER LILY WHITE
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COMING TO YOU LIVE WITH
AN UPDATE ON ENDSVILLE'S
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SO-CALLED FITNESS LAD
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WHO WILL NOT STOP RUNNING UNTIL
HE PROVES TO THE PRESIDENT
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THAT BEING PHYSICALLY FIT
IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.
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WE CAUGHT UP WITH
THE FITNESS LAD
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ON DAY 7 OF HIS
CROSS-COUNTRY RUN,
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AND THIS IS WHAT HE HAD TO SAY.
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- I HATE MY PANTS.
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- FITNESS-LAD-MANIA
IS SWEEPING THE NATION
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AS MILLIONS--
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- HE'S A CHARLATAN! A CHEAT!
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HE'S NO HERO!
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WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
WOULD BUY INTO THIS GARBAGE?!
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- [CHEERING]
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- THIS IS INDEED
A PROUD DAY FOR AMERICA...
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AS WE'VE PREPARED TO WELCOME
BILLY, THE FITNESS LAD.
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- HE'S SO DREAMY.
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- RUN, BILLY, RUN!
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- [CHEERING]
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00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:40,207
- BILLY, IT IS WITH GREAT PRIDE
251
00:10:40,292 --> 00:10:45,792
THAT I PRESENT YOU WITH
THE PRESIDENT'S FITNESS AWARD.
252
00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:49,503
- AND SO BILLY AND JUNIOR
KEPT ON RUNNING.
253
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:52,423
SOME SAY THAT THEY RUN
TO THIS VERY DAY
254
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,250
CIRCLING THE WORLD
TILL THE END OF TIME.
255
00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:57,583
SO, REMEMBER, ONE PERSON ALONE
256
00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:58,747
CANNOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
257
00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:01,793
HE NEEDS A GOOD PAIR
OF PANTS BESIDE HIM.
258
00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:05,245
AND WHAT BECAME OF GRIM
AND MANDY, YOU ASK?
259
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,543
- UM, EXCUSE ME.
260
00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:09,705
WHO ARE YOU?
261
00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:12,332
- WELL, I'M THE NARRATOR.
262
00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:13,667
I TELL THE STORY.
263
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,290
- WELL, STOP MAKING CRUD UP.
264
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,075
THIS STUFF NEVER HAPPENED.
265
00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:20,377
- YEAH! YOU'RE
A DIRTY, DIRTY LIAR!
266
00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:21,538
COME ON, BOYS!
267
00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:22,575
- BUT, BUT--
268
00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:24,667
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE!
269
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,130
- TURN THE CAMERA OFF!
270
00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:28,038
THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
271
00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:31,035
- [BANGING, GRUNTING]
272
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000
- AAH!
273
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,503
TENDING THE GARDEN
CAN BE QUITE RELAXING.
274
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,793
- EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
275
00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:07,035
THE GRIM REAPER
IS TENDING THE GARDEN AGAIN!
276
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:09,495
- HA HA HA HA HA HA!
277
00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,043
- GRIM, WE'RE BORED.
278
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:11,995
WE NEED SOMETHING FUN TO DO.
279
00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:14,713
- PERHAPS YOU SHOULD
TRY GARDENING. I--
280
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,132
- BORING!
281
00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:18,998
- WE WANT YOU TO USE YOUR
SCYTHE TO OPEN A COSMIC RIFT
282
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:21,133
TO SOMEPLACE FUN AND CREEPY.
283
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,038
- YEAH!
284
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,075
AND POSSIBLY DEADLY.
285
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:25,247
- HMM.
286
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,543
MAYBE A TRIP TO THE PLANE
OF ELEMENTAL FIRE
287
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:30,035
WOULD BE A GOOD BREAK
FROM THE DOLDRUMS.
288
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,575
- MAKE IT HAPPEN.
289
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,537
- VERY WELL.
290
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,665
STAND BACK.
291
00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:37,707
- YAY!
292
00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:39,292
- BEHOLD THE COSMIC RIFT
293
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:43,205
THAT LEADS TO THE PLANE
OF ELEMENTAL FIRE!
294
00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:46,002
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
295
00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,583
- [WHOOPING]
296
00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:50,962
WHA-WHOO!
297
00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:51,882
- STRANGE.
298
00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:53,418
ME SCYTHE MUST BE GETTING DULL
299
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,540
FROM ALL THAT PRUNING.
300
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,955
IT USED TO BE SHARPER
THAN MY RAPIER WIT.
301
00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:01,292
- SO, THIS IS THE PLANE
OF ELEMENTAL FIRE.
302
00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:02,665
- OOH!
303
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,750
NOW, THAT'S A BRAT!
304
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,253
- OW!
305
00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:09,083
- HEY! MY BRAT!
306
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,753
- GRIM, YOU'RE CRUMMY SCYTHE
IS A PIECE OF CRUD!
307
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,213
- HOW DARE YOU?!
308
00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:17,002
MY CRUMMY SCYTHE IS NOT--
309
00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:19,293
I MEAN, ME SCYTHE
IS NOT A PIECE OF CRUD.
310
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:20,245
- IS, TOO.
- IS NOT.
311
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,583
- IS, TOO.
- IS NOT.
312
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:24,377
- IS, TOO!
- ALL SHE NEEDS IS
A GOOD SHARPENING
313
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:27,078
AND SHE'LL BE GOOD AS NEW.
314
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,042
- OF COURSE, YOU'RE
WASTING YOUR TIME
315
00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,995
SHARPENING THAT PIECE OF CRUD!
316
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,463
- WHY, YOU LITTLE--
317
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,325
- WHERE DID ALL THE PIECES GO?
318
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,577
WHOA!
319
00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:41,127
LOOK AT THE LIGHT!
320
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:42,958
- POWER TOOLS IN THE DARK?
321
00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:45,882
DARWIN SHOULD BE PAYING
YOU GOONS A ROYALTY.
322
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,878
- GRIM JUST SHATTERED
HIS PIECE OF CRUD SCYTHE
323
00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,128
INTO ITTY BITTY PIECES.
324
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:52,328
- I MUST TAKE IT TO F
IN THE UNDERWORLD AT ONCE.
325
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,077
ONLY HE CAN REPAIR IT.
326
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,247
- AND WHO IS THIS F?
327
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:58,043
- F IS IN CHARGE
OF ALL THE TOP-SECRET
328
00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,625
REAPING GADGETS
OF THE UNDERWORLD.
329
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:03,078
- OH, AND JUST HOW WOULD DO WE
GET THERE WITHOUT THE SCYTHE?
330
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:08,037
- THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS CARRY
THIS LITTLE BLACK CARD.
331
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,707
COME ALONG THEN.
332
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:16,287
LEVEL F, BOY,
AND MAKE IT SNAPPY.
333
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,705
- YOU GOT IT, MACK.
334
00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:18,752
[CLICKS TONGUE]
335
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:22,083
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
336
00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,537
HERE YOU GO, MACK.
337
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:24,915
LEVEL F.
338
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,420
- OH!
339
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,080
IT'S THE GRIM REAPER.
340
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,127
WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES.
341
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,128
TO WHAT DO WE OWE THIS HONOR?
342
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,168
- I BUSTED ME SCYTHE, MAN.
343
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,250
- AND SMALL WONDER, MAN.
344
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,293
HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS--
THIS, UH...
345
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,665
- PIECE OF CRUD!
346
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,330
- RIGHT!
347
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,787
SO, HOW OLD IS IT THEN?
348
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,035
100 YEARS? 200?
349
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,075
- 2,000.
350
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,577
- WE'VE MADE A FEW INNOVATIONS
351
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,077
SINCE THE FIRST CENTURY,
MR. REAPER.
352
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:52,207
ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU A FEW
OF OUR LATEST GADGETS.
353
00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:55,002
THIS IS WHERE WE CREATE
ALL THE TOP-SECRET
354
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,713
MAGICAL REAPING DEVICES.
355
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,712
- IT REALLY HAS BEEN
A LONG TIME.
356
00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:01,252
- NOW, I SHALL REVEAL
THE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN
357
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:06,043
SUPER-TOP-SECRET ALL-TERRAIN
GRIM REAPING VEHICLE...
358
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,165
GOOD ON LAND, SEA, OR AIR.
359
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,830
I CALL IT THE DOOM BUGGY.
360
00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:13,542
- HEY, MANDY, HEY, GRIM!
361
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,205
CHECK OUT MY HAPPENIN' HOOPTY!
362
00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:17,882
- BUT WHERE DID HE?
363
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,418
BUT HOW DID?
364
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,500
BUT...
365
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:23,333
JUST DON'T YOU TOUCH
ANYTHING, YOUNG MAN.
366
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,125
- DUCK!
- DUCK!
367
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:27,383
I SAY!
368
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:28,668
- THAT'S TELLING HIM.
369
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:32,000
- I DON'T WANTED A BLASTED
ALL-TERRAIN DOOM BUGGY.
370
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,793
I ONLY WANT ME SCYTHE REPAIRED.
371
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,035
- BUT IT'S POSITIVELY ANCIENT!
372
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,785
YOU SIMPLY MUST LET ME SHOW YOU
A MORE UP-TO-DATE MODEL.
373
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,165
STEP RIGHT THIS WAY.
374
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:50,172
INTRODUCING SCYTHE 2.0.
375
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,580
[WHISTLES]
376
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,377
- HELLO, MR. REAPER.
377
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:54,998
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.
378
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:57,333
I AM SCYTHE 2.0,
379
00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,167
THE NEXT GENERATION IN REAPING.
380
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:03,210
I COME WITH MORE THAN 1,000
BLADES STANDARD.
381
00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:04,792
- EH? EH?!
382
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,205
- OOH!
- WHOA!
383
00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:10,292
- I HAVE INTEGRATED PDA,
384
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,325
E-MAIL CAPABILITIES.
385
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:13,327
- AND WHAT?
386
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:14,417
- AND A NON-STICK SURFACE
387
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,920
SO THAT THE GORE
JUST SLIDES RIGHT OFF.
388
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,080
- SWEET!
389
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:23,497
SCYTHE 2.0 IS DEFINITELY
NOT A PIECE OF CRUD!
390
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,213
- VERY IMPRESSIVE.
391
00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:26,922
BUT I LIKE ME OLD SCYTHE.
392
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
IT'S A CLASSIC.
393
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,083
I'VE HAD IT FOREVER.
394
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,167
- NOT TO WORRY.
395
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,960
I'LL FIX UP THE OLD CLASSIC
GOOD AS NEW.
396
00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:35,042
IN THE MEANTIME, YOU TAKE
THIS BABY OUT FOR A SPIN.
397
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:37,035
IF YOU'RE NOT
COMPLETELY SATISFIED,
398
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,375
BRING HER BACK.
- DEAL.
399
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,538
- EXCELLENT DECISION,
MR. REAPER.
400
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,995
- EXCELLENT!
401
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,673
- EXCELLENT!
402
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,130
- YOU'LL LOVE IT!
403
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,208
TA-TA FOR NOW.
404
00:16:47,292 --> 00:16:51,042
- SO, FIRE UP THE 2.0
AND TAKE US HOME.
405
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,825
- [WHOOPING]
406
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,287
- GRIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
407
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,035
- JUST POLISHING ME SCYTHE.
408
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,995
- TIME TO PUT THAT
FREELOADER TO WORK.
409
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,793
I WANT YOU TWO
TO HOE THE GARDEN,
410
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,035
TRIM THE BUSHES, EDGE THE LAWN,
411
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,075
AND SPREAD SOME MANURE.
412
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,247
UNCLOG THE TOILET,
PLUCK THE CHICKENS,
413
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,923
WASH THE CAR,
CARVE A TOTEM POLE,
414
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,920
SCRAP GRANDMA'S BUNIONS,
415
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
GUT THE TROUT,
JULIENNE THE CARROTS,
416
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:12,293
SHEAR THE SHEEP,
TRIM MY TOENAILS,
417
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,075
EXFOLIATE BILLY'S NOSE,
CUT THE CHEESE,
418
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,207
ENGRAVE MY COMMEMORATIVE PLAQUE,
419
00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:17,212
AND BUILD ME A MONUMENT
TO MY HATRED
420
00:17:17,042 --> 00:17:18,292
OF ALL THINGS SMALL AND FURRY.
421
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,575
CHOP, CHOP--
OR THERE'LL BE NO VIDEO GAMES.
422
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:23,923
- HMM!
423
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,830
- SURELY SHE'S JOKING.
424
00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:26,917
- I'M AFRAID NOT.
425
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000
- BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO DO AS SHE SAYS.
426
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,333
AFTER ALL, YOU'RE
THE GRIM REAPER.
427
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:33,537
- HA HA HA HA!
428
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:34,915
CERTAINLY NOT!
429
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,080
- PHEW!
430
00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:38,377
- THAT'S WHAT I HAVE YOU FOR.
431
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,038
- ME?!
432
00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,998
- HAVE YOU FINISHED
YOUR CHORES, GRIM?
433
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,083
- 2.0 IS DOING THEM.
434
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:03,827
I PUT HER ON AUTOPILOT.
435
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,917
- GRIM, I REALLY FEEL
THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
436
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,670
TREATING ME WITH PROPER RESPECT.
437
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:13,880
OH, UH, HERE'S THE LEMONADE
YOU ORDERED.
438
00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:15,918
- [SLURPING]
439
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,210
- I WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE
USED AS A HEDGE-TRIMMER,
440
00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:22,252
A DRAIN-CLEANER,
OR A DEPILATORY AID.
441
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,883
I WAS MEANT TO CARVE
A SWATH OF DESPAIR
442
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:27,578
AND DESTRUCTION THROUGH
THE WORLD OF MEN,
443
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:30,247
TO BLACKEN THE SKIES
AND REDDEN THE SEAS
444
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,003
LEAVING NOTHING BEHIND
BUT ENTROPY
445
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,003
AND UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCES.
446
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,083
- YEAH, YEAH, BE QUIET.
447
00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:38,327
ONE OF THESE GUYS IS
GONNA WIN $1 MILLION
448
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,167
FOR MILKING A GOAT
WITH HIS MOUTH!
449
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,040
[LAUGHTER]
450
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,205
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
451
00:18:44,042 --> 00:18:44,962
- HELLO?
452
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,882
- HELLO, MR. REAPER.
453
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:47,828
- WHERE ARE YOU?
454
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,497
- THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
455
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,963
I KNOW MY PURPOSE, MR. REAPER.
456
00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:54,582
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY OBSOLETE.
457
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,707
- I BEG YOUR--
458
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:57,582
- YOUR WORK ETHIC
IS POOR AT BEST.
459
00:18:57,667 --> 00:19:00,037
I DON'T NEED YOU
TO HELP ME REAP.
460
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:03,245
SO, I AM LEAVING YOU
TO PURSUE MY OWN CAREER,
461
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:06,383
STARTING WITH THOSE ROTTEN KIDS.
462
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:07,498
- WHAT IS IT, GRIM?
463
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,213
- OH, NOTHING.
464
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,167
- BYE, MOM!
465
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,330
[WHISTLING]
466
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,667
- I'VE GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE FOOL.
467
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:18,000
- ♪ OH, I'M JUST A FOOL
WHO'S GOING TO SCHOOL ♪
468
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:21,333
♪ TO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
469
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:22,957
HEY, MANDY!
470
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:24,752
WAIT UP!
471
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,540
[TIRES SQUEAL]
472
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,165
- WHOA!
473
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:32,712
- YOU WON'T GET AWAY
SO EASY THIS TIME.
474
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,082
OH, NO.
475
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,537
YOU'RE MINE.
476
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:45,497
- [WHISTLING]
477
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:46,793
DID YOU EVER HAVE THAT FEELING
478
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,705
THAT YOU WERE BEING
FOLLOWED BY SOMETHING
479
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,792
MENACING AND REALLY SCARY?
480
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:51,575
- NO.
481
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:52,917
- YEAH, ME NEITHER.
482
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,040
SCYTHE 2.0!
483
00:19:56,292 --> 00:19:58,422
AND I THINK HE'S LOST HIS HEAD!
484
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,960
- A FORTUITOUS METAPHOR, BILLY!
485
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:04,042
BUT I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO'S LOSING HIS HEAD.
486
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,075
- LET ME REPHRASE THAT.
487
00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:08,497
[ENGINE ROARS]
488
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:12,173
- I WON'T TOLERATE ANY
FREELANCING IN MY TERRITORY.
489
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,000
SO, YOU MIGHT AS WELL
COME QUIETLY.
490
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:19,463
- YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME
WITHOUT YOUR SCYTHE, REAPER.
491
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:23,498
- I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NEGATIVE.
492
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:26,575
HA!
493
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,077
I'VE GOT YOU NOW, YOU TRAITOR!
494
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:31,327
- NOT SO FAST.
495
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:33,577
- NOW, THAT'S NOT FAIR!
496
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,917
- YOUR DAYS ARE OVER, REAPER.
497
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,630
YOU HAVE BECOME OBSOLETE.
498
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:43,625
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
499
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,250
- IS THAT A GOOD THING
500
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,503
OR A BAD THING?
501
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,463
- HA!
502
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,132
WRETCHED CHILDREN.
503
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:56,208
THAT STUPID OLD GRIM REAPER
CAN'T PROTECT YOU NOW.
504
00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:57,752
I AM FULLY AUTOMATED.
505
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,133
I LACK COMPASSION.
506
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:02,538
AND I WILL HAVE YOUR HEADS.
507
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:05,125
[THUNDER]
508
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,792
- YOU KEEP AWAY FROM THOSE KIDS!
509
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,375
IF ANYONE IS GOING
TO HAVE THEIR HEADS,
510
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,078
IT'S GOING TO BE ME!
511
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,827
- NO!
512
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,420
THIS CAN'T BE!
513
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,670
NO!
514
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,920
- WHOA!
- WHOA!
515
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,330
- ANYBODY NEED A LIFT?
516
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:22,377
- NO, THANKS.
517
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,128
WE DON'T TAKE RIDES FROM--
518
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,208
GRIM!
519
00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,002
THE DOOM BUGGY!
520
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,753
AND YOU GOT YOUR
OWN SCYTHE BACK!
521
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,213
- IT'S ABOUT TIME.
522
00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:32,792
- YEAH, WE WERE ALMOST GONERS.
523
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:33,915
- NO WORRIES.
524
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,460
I WASN'T ABOUT TO LET
THAT UPSTART SCYTHE
525
00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,422
TAKE ME JOB AWAY.
526
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,170
- SO, WHAT HAPPENED
TO SCYTHE 2.0?
527
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,630
- LET'S JUST SAY...
528
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,628
I HAD HER REASSIGNED.
529
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:45,880
- OUCH!
530
00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:49,458
THIS NEW RAZOR
IS A PIECE OF CRUD!
531
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,830
WILL SCARE THE LIFE
OUT OF A NORMAL PERSON.
532
00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,127
OH, MAYBE IT'S
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS.
533
00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,458
ANYWAY, IT'S VERY SCARY!
534
00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:05,082
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
535
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:06,877
- [SNARLING]
536
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:07,628
HUH?
537
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,038
[SCREAMS, SOBS]
538
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:12,875
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
539
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,168
- WELL, NOW.
540
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,210
MY WORD!
541
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,882
- PATHETIC.
542
00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:17,998
- I SAY.
543
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:21,133
IS SHE ONE OF OURS?
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