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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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- THE CALL IS COMING
FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
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- RAHHH!
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- AAAAAHHH!
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- AAAAAAHHH!
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
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- DUDE, I'M, LIKE, 15.
WE ALL LOOK LIKE THIS.
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WHAT ARE YOU, MY MOM?
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- NO, I'M THE BOOGIE MAN.
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- I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN YOU.
GO TALK TO MY LITTLE BROTHER.
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- YEAH, GO TO BED.
SHEESH.
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WHEN DID KIDS
GET SO HARD TO SCARE?
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I BLAME CARTOONS
AND VIDEO GAMES AND THE TUBA.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE GOOD OLD DAYS
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WHEN THE MERE MENTION
OF THE BOOGIE MAN
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COULD SULLY
EVEN THE WHITEST UNDIES?
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[SLURP]
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AHHH.
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MAN, I HAVEN'T HAD
TIMES LIKE THAT
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SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL.
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AH, THE OLD
MIDDLE SCHOOL YEARBOOK.
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OH, YES, THE GRIM REAPER--
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ALWAYS THINKING
HE WAS SCARIER THAN ME.
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CHUMP.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME TO RELIVE
SOME OF THE OLD GLORY DAYS.
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YES. AH HA HA HA!
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- AH, SHUT UP!
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
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- WELCOME BACK TO
THE SUPPERTIME SURGERY NETWORK.
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- THIS SHOW IS AWESOME.
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- HEY, DOC,
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' WITH MY LEGS?
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AAAAHHHH!
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- OH, STOP IT.
I'M JUST SHAVING YOU.
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- SO, THIS IS WHERE GRIM LIVES.
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LET'S SEE WHAT HE THINKS OF ME
SCARING THESE TWO KIDS TO DEATH.
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HERE WE GO.
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- OK, MRS. STEVENSON.
ONE MORE STITCH.
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OOP, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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- RRHOOAR!
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- HEY, BILLY, IS THIS A NEW TV?
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- ROOOAR!
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- COOL.
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- ROOAR!
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- REWIND.
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- WHAT?
- I GOTTA SEE THAT AGAIN.
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FAST FORWARD.
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REWIND.
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FAST FORWARD.
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REWIND.
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- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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I'M SORRY, CHILD, BUT IS THIS
THE GRIM REAPER HOME?
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- ♪ OH, GRIM
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- WHO DARES DISTURB
THE GRIM REAPER?
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'CAUSE I HAVE BILLY BISCUITS.
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- BILLY BISCUITS!
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AAARRRUUUGHA!
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GGGGGRRRR...
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BILLY BISCUITS!
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[SNORT, SNORT, SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE]
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OHHH, THEY FEEL CHOCOLATY.
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OH, GRIM,
THE TV WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
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- TV?
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- HELLO, GRIM.
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- HELLO, TV.
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- HMM.
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HA HA!
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- BOOGIE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- WHAT? AN OLD CLASSMATE
CAN'T SWING BY AND SAY HELLO?
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- NO. I THOUGHT I WAS DONE
WITH YOU AFTER GRADUATION.
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- HEY, GRIM, WHO'S THE STIFF?
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- YOU MAY KNOW HIM
AS THE BOOGIE MAN.
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HE WAS THE WORST BULLY
IN SCHOOL.
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HE USED TO TORMENT ALL THE KIDS
AND MAKE US LOOK LIKE IDIOTS.
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- WOW! BEEN THERE.
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- OH, COME NOW, GRIM.
THINGS WEREN'T THAT BAD.
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- DON'T BELIEVE HIM, KIDS.
BOOGIE WAS THE WORST.
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ONE TIME I HAD A RECITAL
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS.
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- PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR GRIM.
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- GOOD LUCK, GRIM.
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- I DON'T NEED LUCK.
I PRACTICED.
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- WELL, I HOPE YOU PRACTICED
YOUR HUMILITY.
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- TO BE OR NOT TO BE.
THAT IS THE QUESTION.
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- I THINK YOU MEAN,
WEDGIE OR NO WEDGIE.
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- OWWWW!
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- WEDGIE!
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- HEY, EVERYONE,
GRIM JUST GOT A NUCLEAR WEDGIE.
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LET'S ALL POINT
AND LAUGH AT HIS HUMILIATION.
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- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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- BOY.
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- I NEVER LIVED THAT DOWN.
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EVERYONE CALLED ME
WEDGIE SHAKESPEARE.
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- WELL, ALL THIS REMINISCING
HAS BEEN GREAT,
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BUT I JUST STOPPED BY
FOR A FEW THINGS.
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NICE SEEIN' YOU, JERK.
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- WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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- A DARK FIGURE
FROM THE UNDERWORLD TOOK BILLY,
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FREEING UP MY AFTERNOON.
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- OOF! THAT'S IT.
I'VE HAD IT!
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- WHAT? IT'S ONLY BILLY.
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- THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
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I'M TIRED OF BEING
BOOGIE'S PUNCHING BAG.
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I'M GONNA TEACH HIM A LESSON
ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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AAUGGH!
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- WELL, MANDY,
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW.
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- UH...NO.
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- YET ANOTHER NIGHT
OF ONE-MAN TWISTER?
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- ARE YOU READY
FOR A ROLLER COASTER RIDE
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OF PURE TERROR?
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- I LOVE ROLLER COASTERS!
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- WELL, THEN, YOU'LL LOVE THIS.
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- I LOVE THIS!
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TERROR!
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I WONDER WHAT TERROR IS?
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IT SOUNDS LIKE CHOCOLATE.
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OOOHHHH, PRICKLY!
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HELLO? HELLO-OOOO?!
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- GRRRRR...
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- BOOGIE?
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GRIM? HELLO-OOOO?
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AHHHH!
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- [SHRIEKING]
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- SO, WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?
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- I'M GOING
TO PULL A TRICK ON BOOGIE
AND TEACH HIM A LESSON.
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- AND HOW DO YOU PLAN
TO DO THAT?
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- HMM. I HAVE AN IDEA.
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HMM. NOT THE SODA,
NOT THE PURPLE STUFF.
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AH, BOOGIE'S MILK.
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HERE, HOLD THIS.
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- GIVE ME THE MILK.
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- YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
BETTER WAYS TO GET REVENGE.
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- DON'T WORRY. I SAW THIS
IN THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL.
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- WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T THE GRIM REAPER
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AND HIS LITTLE MASTER.
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WHAT'S WRONG, GRIM?
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COME BACK
TO SAVE THE BIG-NOSED BRAT?
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- I CAME FOR AN APOLOGY
FOR ALL THE TORTURE
YOU PUT ME THROUGH.
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- AND WE PROBABLY SHOULD
BRING BILLY BACK.
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- BUT MOSTLY WE WANT AN APOLOGY.
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- WHY, GRIM, I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE SO...TORTURED.
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WOW. I AM SO SORRY.
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I JOKED WITH YOU
BECAUSE I RESPECTED YOU.
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ALL I WANTED WAS A FRIEND;
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SOMEONE WHO WOULD
HANG OUT WITH ME
AND BUY ME THINGS.
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[WHIMPERING]
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- OH, IT'S OK, BOOGIE.
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- NO, GRIM, I WAS WRONG,
AND I AM SORRY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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HERE, TAKE THIS MILK AS A TOKEN
OF OUR NEW FRIENDSHIP, BUDDY.
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- OH, THANK YOU, BOOGIE.
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- UH, GRIM...
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- AHH.
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- OH, HE'S GOOD.
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- YEAH,
I GUESS HE IS PRETTY GOOD.
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- HE REALLY THOUGHT
THAT HOT SAUCE BIT
WAS GONNA GET ME, HUH?
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- YEP.
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- YOU MAKE THIS TOO EASY, GRIM.
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- HEY, EVERYBODY,
GRIM IS HANGING BY HIS UNDERWEAR
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FROM THE CLOCK.
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LET'S ALL LAUGH
AT HIS HUMILIATION.
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- HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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- BOOGIE!
WHERE YOU GOIN', PRINCESS?
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THIS ISN'T OVER.
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- [CLUCKING]
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- WHAT'S WRONG, BOOGIE?
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- [EXCITED CLUCKING]
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- ARE YA--ARE YA--
ARE YA--YA--
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ARE YA SCARED LIKE SOME SORT OF
SMALL, TASTY BIRD?
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- ME? SCARED?
I AM THE ESSENCE
OF SCARY ITSELF.
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EVERYBODY FEARS THE BOOGIE MAN.
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- ONLY TILL THEY'RE LIKE 11.
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THEN THEY'RE MINE.
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- I WAS ALWAYS SCARIER THAN YOU.
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- GRRRRRRR!
- GRRRRRRR!
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- OK, LADIES,
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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
A SCARE-OFF.
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IN THIS CHALLENGE,
YOU WILL EACH SCARE
ONE LITTLE KID.
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THE ONE WHO SCARES
THE KID MOST WINS.
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- OK, BUT IF I WIN,
NO MORE BOOGIE, EVER!
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- GRIM...
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- ALL RIGHT.
AND WE GET BILLY BACK.
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- OK, BUT IF I WIN,
YOU DISAPPEAR,
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AND I BECOME THE BOOGIE REAPER.
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HA HA HA HA HEEE!
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- FINE. JUST CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.
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- OK. RHARRRR!
RRHARRR! RRHAARRR!
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- A WEREWOLF.
HOW PASSE.
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- WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU, CHUMP?
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- QUACK, QUACK.
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- WHAT? A DUCK?
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- QUACK, QUACK.
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- OH, YOU'LL SEE.
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- THE GENTLE ELEPHANT
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DELICATELY MEANDERS
DOWN THE FOREST PATH.
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♪ HMM-HMM-HMMM
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THE ELEPHANT STOPS,
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PERHAPS SENSING DANGER.
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THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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THE KIND ELEPHANT
SHOOTS IN THE AIR,
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AND HIS HEAD SNAPS OFF!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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- JASON, HAVE YOU SEEN
DOMINIQUE'S RETAINER?
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- NO.
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RETAIN THAT.
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[FARTING NOISE]
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DID I DO THAT?
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[FARTING NOISE]
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- RHARRR.
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RHHOOOARRR!
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ROAR?
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- DOGGIE!
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OH, AND NOW THAT
I HAVE A DOGGIE,
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I WON'T HAVE TO ACT OUT
TO GET ATTENTION.
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[FARTING NOISE]
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- QUACK, QUACK.
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QUACK, QUACK.
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QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK.
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QUACK, QUACK.
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QUACK, QUACK.
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QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK.
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AAACCKK, AAACKK, AKKK, AKKK.
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AACCCKK, AKKK, ACKKK, AAACKKK.
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RHHHHOOOOOOOAAAARRRRHH!
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BOO.
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- AAAAAHHHH!
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MAMA!
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- WELL, BOOGIE,
LOOKS LIKE I WIN.
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AND YOU REMEMBER OUR DEAL.
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YOU'RE GONE FOREVER.
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- OH, COME ON, GRIM.
WE'RE BUDDIES.
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- GOOD-BYE...
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BUDDY.
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- WELL, GOOD WORK, GRIM,
BUT WE FORGOT BILLY.
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- DID WE, MANDY?
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DID WE?
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- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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TERROR IS FUN!
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YEEE, OOOHH, HEE HEE HEE!
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- [GASPING]
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- AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
240
00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:50,632
- HEY, SLUGGIE MONSTER,
YOU GOTS A BOOGIE IN YOUR NOSE!
241
00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:52,128
HA HA HA HA HA!
242
00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:55,538
A BOOGIE!
I SAID BOOGIE!
243
00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:11,133
- NOW THAT'S-A
WHAT I CALL A SANDWICH.
244
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,208
- LOOK AT THIS DING-DONG MESS.
245
00:11:13,292 --> 00:11:15,382
EVERYTHING IS ALL STICKY.
246
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,328
- [MEOW]
247
00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:17,997
- MAN, I HOPE
YOU DON'T EXPECT ME
248
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:19,043
TO CLEAN UP ALL THIS FILTH.
249
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:22,325
- THIS ISN'T FILTH.
IT'S OUR PICNIC FIXINGS.
250
00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:26,707
- PICNIC? OH, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
251
00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:27,962
NO.
252
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:31,632
YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
LAST TIME, DON'T YOU?
253
00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:35,502
- PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD.
254
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:36,633
- BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE!
255
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:40,328
- AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
256
00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:43,705
YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY SPECIAL.
257
00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:45,582
WANT TO SEE MY EMOTIONAL SCARS?
258
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:49,127
- WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?
DID THE REFRIGERATOR THROW UP?
259
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,038
- BILLY WANTS US
TO GO ON A PICNIC.
260
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:53,035
- NO WAY, JOSE.
261
00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:56,205
YOU REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.
262
00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:00,667
- PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD.
263
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,040
- BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE!
264
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:05,705
- AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
265
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,580
- HAVE YOU CRAZY KIDS
BEEN FLASHING BACK IN HERE?
266
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,077
- YEAH.
267
00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:13,247
WE'VE BEEN TRYING
TO TALK BILLY OUT OF
GOING ON A PICNIC.
268
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:17,253
- A PICNIC!
OH, HONEY, NO, NO.
269
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:20,583
YOU REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.
270
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,330
- PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD.
271
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:26,287
- BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE!
272
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:30,075
- AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
273
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,285
- WHAT IS THIS, A PARTY?
274
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:36,245
- DAD, TALK SOME SENSE
INTO YOUR SON.
275
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,043
HE WANTS TO GO ON A PICNIC.
276
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,915
- AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?
277
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,920
YOU ALL REMEMBER THAT, RIGHT?
278
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,210
- PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD.
279
00:12:46,292 --> 00:12:47,462
- BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE!
280
00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:50,002
- AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
281
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:54,173
- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
I SAY WE LET THE BOY GO.
282
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,210
- ROCK ON!
283
00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:58,502
THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST PICNIC EVER!
284
00:12:58,583 --> 00:12:59,963
WHO'S READY FOR FUN?
285
00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:01,082
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
286
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,537
WELL, THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE MISSING.
287
00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:07,165
♪ WALKIN' IN THE WOODS,
WALKIN' IN THE WOODS ♪
288
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:11,170
♪ JUST LOOKIN' FOR A PLACE
WHERE TO EAT ALL MY FOODS ♪
289
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,290
- PSSST! PSSSST!
290
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,745
HEY, LITTLE GIRL.
COME HERE FOR A SECOND.
291
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:17,923
THAT'S A NICE PIC-A-NIC BASKET
YOU GOT THERE.
292
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,130
- YEAH, IT'S OK.
293
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,918
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
294
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,170
- YOU GOT SOME NICE SANDWICHES
IN THERE, I BET.
295
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,210
- SURE, I SUPPOSE.
296
00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:28,292
- I THINK THIS IS A GOOD PLACE
FOR YOUR PIC-A-NIC.
297
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,245
- UH, I DON'T KNOW.
298
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,173
- HERE,
LET ME SET IT UP FOR YOU.
299
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,790
- DID YOU
GET THE FOOD YET, YOGI?
300
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:34,745
- SSSSHHH!
301
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,713
- LOOK, I REALLY
GOTS TO GET GOING.
302
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,132
- HEY, THAT'S COOL, MAN.
LET ME JUST--
303
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:40,418
GIVE ME THAT BASKET!
304
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,170
- [PANTING]
305
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,170
- DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
306
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,210
- LLWWW-LLWWWOOOL-WLLWOOW!
307
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:48,882
[SNIFFING]
308
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,168
I KNOW YOU'RE CLOSE,
YOU DIRTY HUMAN.
309
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,960
- HEY, I'M NOT DIRTY.
I JUST HAD A BATH 15 DAYS AGO.
310
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:55,832
OOOP!
311
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:58,497
AAAAAAHHH! AAAAH!
312
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,750
- HEY, YOU DUMB BEARS.
YOU CAN'T GET ME NOW.
313
00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:04,213
I'M IN A CAVE.
314
00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:05,632
- HE'S RIGHT, BOO-BOO.
315
00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:08,578
WE BEARS
ARE TERRIBLY AFRAID OF CAVES.
316
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,037
- WHY ARE WE SO LAME, YOGI?
317
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,245
- WOW! A GIANT DOOR.
318
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,963
AND THERE APPEARS
TO BE SOME SORT
319
00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:16,462
OF ANCIENT WRITING ON IT.
320
00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:18,252
"FOR A GOOD TIME CALL--"
321
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,333
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
322
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,377
WHO SAID YOU COULD READ
OUR SACRED DOOR?
323
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:24,458
HANDS IN THE AIR,
YOU DIRTY, STINKIN' ELF.
324
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:27,212
- WHAT IS IT
WITH EVERYONE CALLING ME DIRTY?
325
00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:28,252
I OUGHTA--
326
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,133
[SNIFFING]
327
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,378
OH.
328
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,708
- THOUGHT YOU COULD SNEAK UP
ON US, DID YOU, ELF?
329
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:33,752
- NO.
- SHUT UP.
330
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:36,003
YOUR SMOOTH ELF TALK
WON'T WORK ON ME.
331
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,173
- OK.
- SHUT UP.
332
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:41,330
YOU'RE ABOUT TO ENTER
THE DWARVIN MINES OF
BORINGYA.
333
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:44,917
GUARDED FOR 3,000 YEARS
BY ULIK AND MULIK,
334
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,170
THE GIANT, BLIND CAVE FISH.
335
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,080
- WAIT.
- WHO SAID THAT?
336
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:50,207
- IS SOMEONE THERE?
337
00:14:50,042 --> 00:14:51,502
- HELLO?
338
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,293
- AND HERE WE HAVE
THE DWARVIN CLOSET
OF CLEANING SUPPLIES,
339
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,165
WHICH HOUSES
THE MOP OF FALTHIG
340
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,580
THAT WAS USED
TO CLEAN UP THE PUKE
341
00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:01,377
AFTER THE GREAT CELEBRATION
OF MOTHROGDAL.
342
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:05,038
THAT GUY IN THE CORNER
NEXT TO THE BLEACH IS OUR KING.
343
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,995
AND THIS IS OUR KING'S
FRIENDSHIP BRACELET,
344
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,463
GIVEN TO HIM BY A GIRL NAMED AMY
WHO HAS A CRUSH ON HIM, BUT--
345
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,212
- ENOUGH!
346
00:15:11,292 --> 00:15:12,382
WHY IS THERE A STRANGER
347
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:15,498
IN THE DWARVIN CLOSET
OF CLEANING SUPPLIES?
348
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:16,463
- YOUR HIGHNESS,
349
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:20,422
I CAPTURED THIS ELF
SPYING ON US.
350
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,250
- HMM.
351
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,285
- PHHHFFTHT.
352
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,495
- HMM.
353
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:30,173
[SQUEAK]
354
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,250
THIS IS NO ELF.
355
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,713
'TIS A HUMAN.
356
00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:33,542
- A HUMAN?
357
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,955
- TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
358
00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:36,792
- ROOT ROT.
359
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,955
- NOT YOU, DUMMY!
THE HUMAN!
360
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:40,962
- BILLY, SIR.
361
00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:43,792
- WELL, BILLY,
I AM KING BEARDBOTTOM.
362
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,995
WELCOME TO THE LAND
OF THE DWARVES.
363
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:51,043
WE'RE THE WORLD'S LARGEST
SUPPLIER OF MUSHROOMS
AND MUSHROOM PRODUCTS--
364
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,205
STUFFED MUSHROOMS,
FRIED MUSHROOMS,
365
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:55,422
MUSHROOM PIZZA.
366
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,250
HERE, TRY IT.
367
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,535
- IT TASTES LIKE MY CAT.
368
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,075
- THEY TASTE LIKE
EVERYONE'S CAT.
369
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:05,417
IT'S BEEN 3,000 YEARS,
AND I STILL HATE THE TASTE.
370
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:10,210
I'VE EATEN SO MANY MUSHROOMS,
EVEN MY SWEAT SMELLS LIKE 'EM.
371
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,082
TAKE A WHIFF.
372
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,577
- WHEW! YOU AIN'T KIDDIN'.
373
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:16,877
- AND IT'S ALL
BECAUSE OF THOSE THIEVING ELVES
374
00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:18,328
WITH THEIR BEARDLESS FACES
375
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:22,747
AND THEIR INTOXICATING AROMA
OF SUMMER LILAC.
376
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,713
CURSE THEM!
CURSE THEM ALL!
377
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:26,792
- TELL ME
THE STORY OF YOUR RAGE.
378
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:29,955
- VERY WELL.
IT WAS MANY, MANY YEARS AGO,
379
00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:33,292
AFTER THE GREAT BATTLE
FOR MIDWESTERN EARTH
HAD BEEN WON.
380
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,785
A COUNCIL OF REPRESENTATIVES
FROM EACH RACE
381
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,915
MET TO DIVIDE UP
THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY.
382
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,540
- ALL RIGHT,
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
383
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,665
WE'RE ALL TOTALLY CLEAR
ON WHO'S IN CHARGE OF WHAT.
384
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,880
MANKIND GETS
THE HAMBURGER BUSINESS.
385
00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,038
THE DRUIDS ARE IN CHARGE
OF LENTILS AND SOY.
386
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,705
THE HALFLINGS
WILL MAKE CHICKEN NUGGETS.
387
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,002
THE ELVES
ARE IN CHARGE OF MUSHROOMS,
388
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,423
AND FINALLY, THE DWARVES
WILL BAKE THE COOKIES.
389
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,790
- PARDON ME. IF I COULD JUST
INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT.
390
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,745
- THE FLOOR IS OPEN
TO DADDY ELF.
391
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:03,583
- IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE THE CAMERA
TOOK THE PICTURE,
392
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:04,877
BUT THE FLASH DIDN'T GO OFF.
393
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,878
I MEAN, REALLY, NOW,
BEARDBOTTOM.
394
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,708
CAN YOU HONESTLY TELL ME
YOU'D BE HAPPY
395
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:11,922
SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
STANDING IN FRONT OF A HOT OVEN
396
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,170
WHILE WEARING
A STARCHED WHITE APRON?
397
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,460
- WELL, NO, BUT--
398
00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:18,082
- LET ME SEE YOUR ARM
FOR A SECOND.
399
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,207
LOOK AT THESE THICK,
SINEWY MUSCLES
400
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:24,082
AND THESE BULGING,
COMPACT THIGHS.
401
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,287
- SO, UM, YOUR POINT IS?
402
00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:27,285
- QUITE SIMPLY, THIS.
403
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,205
WHO'S BETTER SUITED
TO THE EXCITING,
404
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:30,172
PHYSICALLY REWARDING TASK
405
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,040
OF CHOPPING DOWN
GIANT MUSHROOMS--
406
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:35,995
LITTLE TINY ME
OR GREAT BIG YOU?
407
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:39,213
- OOOH! OOOH!
I AM! I AM!
408
00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:39,922
- SO, IT'S SETTLED.
409
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:40,960
THE ELVES GET THE COOKIES,
410
00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:43,002
AND THE DWARVES GET
THE STINKY FUNGUS.
411
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,133
- WAIT A SECOND.
HOLD UP.
412
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,958
HOW CAN YOU BE MAD AT THE ELVES?
413
00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:50,042
YOU CHOSE TO TRADE COOKIES
FOR MUSHROOMS.
414
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:53,035
- HEY, DID THAT KID
JUST STEP INTO THE FLASHBACK?
415
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,825
- WHAT MANNER
OF SORCERY BE THIS?
416
00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:57,957
- I'M MAD BECAUSE THEY GOT RICH!
417
00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,042
THEY KNEW THE COOKIE BUSINESS
418
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:01,995
WAS A TRILLION-DOLLAR
GROWTH INDUSTRY.
419
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,083
- NO, WE DIDN'T.
420
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,077
- YES, YOU DID.
421
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,077
- NO, WE DIDN'T.
422
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,167
- YES, YOU DID.
423
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,040
- NO, WE DIDN'T.
424
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,205
- AAAAUGH!
425
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:11,672
ENOUGH!
THIS FLASHBACK IS OVER!
426
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,960
BILLY THE HUMAN,
427
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,882
WILL YOU NOT AID US
IN OUR GREAT UPCOMING BATTLE?
428
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:18,128
- WAIT.
WHAT BATTLE?
429
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,168
WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?
430
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,210
- DIDN'T I MENTION
THE BATTLE EARLIER?
431
00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:21,882
- NO.
432
00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:23,128
- THE BIG FINAL ASSAULT
433
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:24,248
ON THE ELVES' COOKIE FACTORY
434
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,293
WE'VE BEEN PLANNING?
435
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,825
OH. WELL, YEAH.
436
00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:30,457
THERE'S GONNA BE
A BIG BATTLE!
437
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,582
SO, YOU WANNA HELP US?
438
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:35,997
- OK. SURE.
439
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:39,133
- THIS IS A HOLOGRAM
OF THE ELVES' FACTORY.
440
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,168
- COOL.
441
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,330
- AS YOU CAN SEE,
IT'S SURROUNDED BY--
442
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:44,077
KNOCK IT OFF!
443
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,377
- SORRY, KING.
444
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,208
- IT'S SURROUNDED BY
A DWARF-REPELLING FORCE FIELD.
445
00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:51,042
THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.
446
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,125
- OH, BOY!
447
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,878
- WE NEED YOU
TO INFILTRATE THE FACTORY
448
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,168
DISGUISED AS AN ELF
449
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,380
AND THEN DISABLE THE SHIELDS.
450
00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,708
- THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.
451
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:03,212
- IF WE WIN, YOU'LL GET
ALL THE COOKIES YOU CAN EAT.
452
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:06,212
- WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITIN' FOR?
453
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:11,210
- MAY THE WINDS OF POOKROOD
FLY YOU SAFELY, BILLY.
454
00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:13,582
- LAVE EN SUS MANOS!
455
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,247
- LAVE EN SUS MANOS!
456
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:19,133
- LAVA BLAH MA BLAH!
457
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,713
- I WONDER
HOW BILLY'S PICNIC IS GOING?
458
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:24,082
- HEY, GRIM. HEY, MANDY.
459
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:29,457
- THAT ANSWERS ONE QUESTION,
YET RAISES SO MANY OTHERS.
460
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,827
- OOMPH!
461
00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:45,382
- CARAMEL PECAN CRUNCH?
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MACADAMIA?
462
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,078
OATMEAL CRANBERRY RAISIN?
463
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,127
NO!
464
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,378
- WHAT IF WE DRIZZLED
WHITE CHOCOLATE?
465
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,168
- EXCUSE ME, WHERE'S
THE FORCE FIELD GENERATOR?
466
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,630
- OHH! NEXT TO THE CAPPUCCINO
MACHINE WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN.
467
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:58,378
- THANKS.
468
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,538
- AND, STEVIE JOE,
469
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,955
DON'T EVEN THINK
OF BRINGING UP TOFFEE BITS.
470
00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:04,212
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT--
471
00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:05,672
WHAT?
472
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,582
STOP! DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?
473
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:12,497
- NOT REALLY.
474
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,543
[BOOM]
475
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,915
- THE DWARVES
ARE TRYING TO BREAK IN!
476
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,250
- HEAVE!
477
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,543
- HO!
478
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,415
- HEAVE!
479
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,170
- HO!
480
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,710
- HEY, THAT WAS AN ANTIQUE DOOR.
481
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:26,212
- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP,
YOU LITTLE RADISH-MUNCHERS!
482
00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:28,882
THIS BATTLE IS ABOUT
TO BECOME WAY TOO EXCITING
483
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,418
TO SHOW OUR YOUNGER VIEWERS!
484
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,170
SO INSTEAD, I WILL SHOW YOU
THIS SOOTHING IMAGE
485
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,130
UNTIL THE FIGHT IS OVER.
486
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,878
SWEET MOTHER OF FOG!
487
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:39,038
YOU SHOULD SEE THIS.
488
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,285
COOKIES AND MUSHROOMS
FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
489
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,205
LIKE JUNE BUGS IN A SWAMP!
490
00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:45,502
WHEW! IT APPEARS TO BE OVER.
491
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,133
LET'S GO BACK TO THE--
492
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,168
WHOA!
493
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,210
THAT WAS ENTIRELY MY BAD.
494
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,082
I MISREAD THE SIGNALS.
495
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,247
I KNEW A GUY NAMED JOE.
496
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,083
HE MISREAD THE SIGNALS
IN A COMBAT SITUATION.
497
00:20:56,167 --> 00:21:01,127
NOW HE EATS EVERYTHING
THROUGH A MECHANICAL STRAW.
498
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:04,078
WAIT. BATTLE'S OVER.
499
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,417
CARRY ON.
500
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,830
- [MOANING]
501
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:14,000
- COOKIE DOUGH TOO SWEET.
502
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,415
- DIRTY, DIRTY DWARF!
503
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,250
- BEARDLESS ELF!
504
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,793
- STOP IT!
STOP THE FIGHTING!
505
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,875
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO
HATE EACH OTHER?
506
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:27,668
CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST LIKE
PEAS AND MASHED POTATOES?
507
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,920
SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THEM
TO TOUCH EACH OTHER
508
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,210
IF THEY'RE ON THE SAME PLATE,
BUT IT'S OK.
509
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,672
IT'S OK IF THEY TOUCH,
510
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,830
BECAUSE THEY BOTH
GET CHEWED UP BY THE MOUTH
511
00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:40,077
AND SENT DOWN THE ESOPHAGUS
512
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:42,127
AND DISSOLVED INTO THE STOMACH
AND ABSORBED IN THE INTESTINE,
513
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:44,078
AND WE WON'T GO
ANY FURTHER THAN THAT.
514
00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:47,127
BUT THE POINT IS,
WE'RE ALL JUST NUTRIENTS
515
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:50,828
IN THE GREAT BIG
DIGESTIVE SYSTEM CALLED LIFE!
516
00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:52,327
- HERE'S AN IDEA.
517
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:57,957
WHAT IF WE PUT YOUR MUSHROOMS
IN OUR COOKIES?
518
00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:00,002
- SPLIT THE PROFITS 50-50?
519
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:02,003
- 60-40.
- DEAL.
520
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:02,963
- HOORAY!
521
00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:04,792
THIS CALLS FOR A KARAOKE.
522
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:08,705
♪ BETTER THAN CANDY,
YOU'RE SO DANDY ♪
523
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:16,002
♪ BUTTERCUP DANCER,
I LOVE YOU ♪
524
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:19,285
- OH, CHOCOLATE CHIP
COOKIES AGAIN?
525
00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:23,125
WHEN IS SOMEONE GONNA COME OUT
WITH A NEW COOKIE?
526
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,078
- TEN-HUT!
527
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:28,037
WHINING GETS YOU NOTHIN'
EXCEPT THIS!
528
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,375
- WOW! MUSHOOKIES!
529
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:31,418
WHAT ARE THESE?
530
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,960
- MUSHOOKIES ARE THE MAGIC
THAT HAPPENS
531
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,042
WHEN BEARDLESS ELVES
532
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:37,245
AND SWARTHY DWARVES
WORK TOGETHER.
533
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:40,923
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
534
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,630
- THEY TASTE LIKE MY CAT!
535
00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:43,788
- NEW MUSHOOKIES.
536
00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:46,165
YOU'D HAVE TO BE MESHUGENEH
NOT TO LOVE 'EM.
537
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:50,210
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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