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Do you two need another minute?
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No. No. No, no, no.
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Uh, I-I was folding laundry,
and your panties... underwear...
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lady garment was
just mixed in.
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But you know what,
I'll wash it later.
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No, that's creepy.
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I have a matching bra
if you want to put on
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a pervy puppet show.
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So, uh, where you been?
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I had a doctor's appointment.
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Like a kidney appointment?
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Yeah.
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Well, it wasn't on the schedule.
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What's the point of having
a shared calendar
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if you're not gonna use it?
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[phone chimes]You can't put it in now.
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Okay, so, how'd it go?
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What'd he say? Or she.
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Unconscious gender bias.
I'm woke.
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Yep, nothing says woke
like having to announce it.
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She did a full blood panel,
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and I stole this tube of goo
when she wasn't looking.
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I don't even know what it does,
but I'm gonna try it
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when my eyes are puffy.
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And she said?
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Oh, everything's good.
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We scheduled my
psych evaluation
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for Thursday.
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Really? That's huge.
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What time?[phone chimes]
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What's the point
of a shared calendar, Drew,
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if we're not gonna use it?
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So, why do I even need
a psych evaluation?
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Well, it was all explained
in the pamphlet.
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Oh, come on, it's,
like, three pages,
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and it's mainly pictures;
you can do this.
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I'm giving a kidney. Nobody said
there was gonna be reading.
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[sighs]
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Look, Gina, it's
a pretty big deal.
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If they don't think
you're mentally sound,
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they could prevent you
from donating.
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Well, I got out of jury duty
by convincing them
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I was mentally unsound,
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so I'm sure I can do
the opposite.
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Gina, please promise me
you'll take this seriously.
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We only get one shot.
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And you should always
go to jury duty.
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It's your civic responsibility.
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Plus, it's fun.
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Why are you so worried?
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[gasps softly]
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You think they're gonna say
I'm crazy.
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Ooh, maybe I'm gonna
change their minds.
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Maybe they'll be like,
"Ooh, we kinda love kidneys
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when they come from
nutty bitches."
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You know, uh, maybe don't
use the term "nutty bitches"
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at the evaluation.
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Describe yourself more
as spontaneous.
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Eccentric. You are
unabashedly yourself.
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Mm, I sound like a perfume.
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[sultry voice]:
Gina...
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unabashedly herself.
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Shh. Oh, oh, yes.
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No.
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I can't.
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Shh.
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That's good, get all the voices
in your head out now.
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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪
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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪
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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪
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♪ But if you're feeling
like crap ♪
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♪ It's time to face the fact
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♪ It's your prerogative
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♪ Your prerogative♪
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♪ To be positive.
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So, I have some good news.
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Oh, did they discover
a new shade of brown?
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This isn't brown.
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It's burnt sienna.
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Well, you should
definitely burn it.
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[chuckling]
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Very funny, Gideon.
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Anyone else want
to have a crack at Drew?
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Okay, come on.
Tell us your good news.
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Gina has just been scheduled
for her psych evaluation.
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Ah.ELI:
Congratulations.
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You're one step closer
to your surgery.
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If she passes.
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Jerry.
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When she passes.
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Which seems unlikely.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't want
to get his hopes up.
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That's how people get
their feelings hurt.
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Oh, don't be bitter.
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The other dentist had
a higher rating on Yelp.
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DREW:
Look, I know
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that Gina is a bit of a risk.
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But she's the only kidney I got.
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She'll do fine.
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Thank you.Assuming
she's not drunk.
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Or high. Or in jail.
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Or offering her kidney
to some other guy.
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Or driving a car
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into a swimming pool...Not helping.
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Yeah, I-I know.
I wasn't trying to.
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GIDEON:
You're a shrink.
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Can't you get a copy of the eval
and coach her through it?
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Oh, no, no. I couldn't.
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That would be cheating.
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Grow a pair, Bambi.
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It's time to come
out of the forest.
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ELI:
Yeah, it's only cheating
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if you get caught.
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One time,
I was going for a fumble,
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and I bit a guy.
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He lost a fingertip.
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I got a ring.
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When I go to McDonald's,
I get the cup for free water,
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but then I fill
it with Sprite,
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because it's
the same color.
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Well, I do have a colleague
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who might be able to slip me
a copy of the questions.
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And Bambi goes
to the dark side.
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You know, if you think
about it, I'm helping her.
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I'm setting her
up for success.
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It would be irresponsible
if I didn't do it.
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That's right. Do whatever
it takes to get that kidney.
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Bite that finger.
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Hell, I'll do it.
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I miss it.
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I don't even like Sprite.
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I do it for the thrill.
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[door opens]
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Guten Tag, Herr Dunbar.
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I'm sorry, what?
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I'm gonna start exporting
my beer to...
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[accented]:
Germany.
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Okay. Do you have
an export license?
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Uh, I made these labels.
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I'm sure I can make a license.
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"Gina Von Hoschler's
Artisanal Pillsner."
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You know there's only one "L"
in "pilsner," right?
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They want to drink, not read.
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Beer is like water
in Germany.
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And they only have to be 14
to drink.
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Ka-ching.
[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
Well,
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your day is about
to get even better,
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because I got you a present.
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Oh, my God!
I love presents.
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[breathing heavily]
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I'm gonna close my
eyes. No, I can't.
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I'm too excited.[chuckling]
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I got you a copy
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of the psych evaluation.
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My birthday's coming up.
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You can skip it.
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Oh, come on.
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I thought you would love this.
We're cheating.
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I'm not supposed to have
these questions.
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"Oh, no,
you didn't, Drew."
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Oh, yes, I did.
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'Cause that's how we do.
[chuckles]
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Could you just don't?
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Please?
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[sighs]
Fine, but you owe me.
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Okay, first question.
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Why are you donating
your kidney?
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Um... [clears throat]
because...
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Drew Dunbar is a kind person,
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a great therapist
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and a loving father,
and it would be
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an honor
to keep him on the planet.
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Wow. Nice.
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Heartfelt and true.
You're crushing it.
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All right, number two.
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Do you have a history
of drug or alcohol--
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Oh, crap.
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Like many Americans,
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I have indulged.
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But over the past
few months,
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I've learned what it's like to
be more present and more focused
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in my own life.
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It's given me
a new perspective on...
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[exhales]
you know, what's important.
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I plan on continuing,
even after the surgery.
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Wow. Really?
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Oh, my God, no!
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But you bought it.
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[phone chimes]
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Hang on.
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"Whatever you do,
do not look at Instagram."
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Okay, thanks, Gabby. Now I
have to look at Instagram.
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Well, hey, you know
what's not on Instagram?
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A picture of you passing
this psych evaluation.
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Oh, no.
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What?
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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[chuckling disbelievingly]
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Um...
[clears throat]
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[exhales]
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Do you think
this woman is pretty?
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Oh, my. She's wunderbar.
[chuckles]
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[groans loudly]
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What was that for?
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I need a
stiff drink!No!
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No, no, Gina,
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I don't think you're supposed
to be drinking...
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Shut up!
I'm drinking stiff water.
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[groans]
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Water sucks.
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All right,
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who is this disgusting...
troll of a woman
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who's got you so upset?
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[exhales] She's dating
this guy, Darrin,
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who I was with for,
like, four years.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, you know what,
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it is totally normal
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for you to still have feelings
about your ex,
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especially when you find out
they're dating someone new.
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And someone so beautiful.
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Ha-ha-ha.
Beautiful on the outside,
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not on the inside, like you.
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Please stop
hitting me.
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Oh, they went to Cabo.
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We always talked
about going to Cabo.
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Oh.
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Okay, look, uh, Gina,
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maybe we should reschedule
the psych evaluation.
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[sniffles]
What?
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Why? I'm totally fine.
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[chuckling crazedly]
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Well, I'm here
if you need anything!
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[shattering]
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I need a new lamp!
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Next stop,
cardiology!
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Fixer of broken hearts.
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[sighs]
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You want to talk about it?
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Not really.
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Ugh. When I heard about him
and this girl,
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I got a searing white-hot pain
in my stomach.
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Could be acid reflux.
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It's not reflux.
She's got emotions.
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I just wish I wasn't
feeling anything.
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When you get to be my age,
you won't feel your feet.
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Shh! So, you haven't talked
to this, uh... What's his name?
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Darrin.Darrin in two years,
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then you see one picture of him
and you turn into a girl.
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I am a girl.You are not.
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I am!
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Well, stop it!
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Don't give this putz
any power.
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You know, older guys are
much more... reliable.
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Take a nap.
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Listen,
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you're a strong,
independent,
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beautiful young woman.
261
00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,073
You don't need Darrin
262
00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,945
or any man to complete you.
263
00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:00,338
I know.You better.
264
00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:02,427
Because if I hear you
start talking weak again,
265
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,342
I'm gonna start slapping heads.
266
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,431
Thank you, Norma.
267
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,871
I love you, kiddo.
268
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,395
[shuddering sigh]
269
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,747
If I'm gonna make this turn
up here,
270
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:20,358
I'm gonna need this hand back.
271
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,756
Hey there.
Um, I'm Drew Dunbar.
272
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,366
This is Gina Dabrowski.
273
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,455
She's my donor. She's here
for her psych evaluation.
274
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,806
Not that she needs it. So
if the doctor has a rubber stamp
275
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,808
that says "sane" on it,
we can just plop it
276
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:37,419
right on her forehead
and be out of here.
277
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:40,030
Does he always talk for you?Uh... Oh, no.
278
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,292
I'm not really talking
for her so much as I'm...
279
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,554
Sit down.
Mm-hmm.
280
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,822
[exhales]Hey. You need to chill.
281
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,390
You want a Xanax, Valium?
Maybe a Percocet?
282
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,175
No. Why do you have those?
283
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,701
The real question is,
why don't you?
284
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,356
Maybe no drugs in front
of the therapist.
285
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,663
And please don't do
your crazy laugh.
286
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,142
I don't have
a crazy laugh.
287
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,536
[imitates laugh]
288
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:08,580
That doesn't sound
crazy to you?
289
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,147
It sounds like you could be
290
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:12,410
stroking a cat and talking
about world domination.
291
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,674
Oh, my God, no.
292
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,632
What?
293
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,722
Darrin proposed
to that girl.
294
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,245
Aw...
[sobs quietly]
295
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,334
Of course he did.
Come on, Darrin.
296
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:26,120
Who proposes at 3:00 in
the afternoon on a Thursday?
297
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,643
I can't breathe.
298
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,166
Yes, you can.
299
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,733
Look, they were
on the beach
300
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,735
and he spread rose petals
on the sand. Oh.
301
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,869
Oh-- Uh, I think
I accidentally liked it.
302
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,609
Drew!Maybe it'll look like
303
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:38,741
you're taking
the high road.
304
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,700
God, I can't believe this.
305
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,224
I ju-- I wa--
I want to kill myself.
306
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,660
[chuckles nervously]
307
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,966
She doesn't.
308
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:46,967
She's joking.
309
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,708
She's just
goofing around.
310
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,144
Hey, listen to me.
311
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:52,276
Okay? Look,
you didn't want something,
312
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,756
and now that you see
someone else have it, you do.
313
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,844
But you don't really.
314
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,759
You're fine just
the way you are. Right?
315
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,543
Tell me you're good
just the way you are.
316
00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:00,371
Gina, tell me!
I really need this kidney.
317
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,373
Just shush! Shush it!
318
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,679
Okay?
319
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,289
Where's my Xanax?
No.
320
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,856
Again, just joking.
321
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:07,857
No, no drugs here.
322
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:08,945
Get out of there.
323
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,033
Get out of there.Gina Dabrowski?
324
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,208
No.
Here.
325
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,211
Look, um...
326
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,605
I don't think today's
a good day for this.
327
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,215
And I'm only speaking for her
because she's sick.
328
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,782
Physically sick.
329
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,479
I'm fine.
330
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,177
Are you?
331
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,787
[sighs]
332
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:25,657
I got this.
333
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,795
She does.
334
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,275
She does got this.
335
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,279
So, uh, Paula, um,
336
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:39,933
I have a question.
337
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,457
Would you ever consider
donating a kidney?
338
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,947
So...
339
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,470
this thing kind of like the SAT?
340
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,211
You get a bad score,
you can take it again?
341
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:01,128
It's okay,
you can talk to me.
342
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,957
I, too, am
a licensed psychologist.
343
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,654
I'm "in the biz."
344
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,831
Well, as someone "in the biz,"
345
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,007
you know I can't disclose
that information.
346
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,183
Of course.
I admire your integrity.
347
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,402
You passed the test!
[chuckles]
348
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:20,887
Please get away from the door.
349
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,453
Oh, yeah. Um...
350
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,890
Are you sure they're in there?
351
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,065
It's just very quiet.
352
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,762
Maybe you should wait outside.
353
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,937
Good idea.
354
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,852
I'll go for a walk.
355
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,854
Other door.Well done, Paula.
356
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,334
Consummate professional.
357
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,335
Marvelous.
358
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,250
Marvelous, Paula!
359
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,341
Are you nervous
about the operation?
360
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,038
I guess a little bit.
361
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,997
But when I think
about saving Drew's life,
362
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,086
it seems like
such a small thing to do.
363
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,261
He's a really great guy.
364
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,350
How long have you known him?
365
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,874
Well, we met in high school,
366
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,571
but to be honest,
we weren't that close.
367
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:56,226
We got together
at a friend's wedding--
368
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,620
well, not "got together."
369
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:01,144
I did "get together"
with one of the groomsmen.
370
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,885
He hasn't called.
371
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,540
But that's for
a different therapy session.
372
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,282
Anyway, that's how
Drew and I reconnected.
373
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,066
Is that him?
374
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,985
Yeah.
375
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,857
Hey.
376
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,468
Just drive.
377
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,469
You betcha.
378
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,822
[clears throat]
379
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,693
So, uh, want to
listen to some music?
380
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:31,609
Pop. Rock. Country.
Just kidding.
381
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,698
Unless you like country.
Well, in that case,
382
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,135
howdy, partner.
383
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,661
You act like
I'm the unstable one,
384
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,402
and you were hiding
behind the bushes.
385
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,882
I was worried
about you.
386
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,448
Oh, stop.
You don't care about me.
387
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,580
All you care about
is getting your kidney.
388
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:47,234
That's not true.Oh, come on, Drew.
389
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,670
If you didn't need
something from me,
390
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:49,889
you wouldn't have
anything to do with me.
391
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:52,413
Is that really
what you think?
392
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,240
It's fine.
393
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,506
By the way,
you're getting my kidney.
394
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,290
What?I passed the psych test.
395
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,901
She doesn't think I'm crazy,
396
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,119
but you didn't
come off so good.
397
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,295
All right.
398
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,258
I'm sorry.
399
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,784
I was afraid
you were gonna spin out
400
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,264
about your old boyfriend.
401
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,918
He wasn't just
my boyfriend. He...
402
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,745
I don't want
to talk about it.
403
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,009
Okay. That's fine.
404
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,532
If and when you do, I'm here.
405
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,838
I do not want to talk about it.
406
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,231
That's okay, Gina.
407
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,365
[sighs]
408
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,193
He was my fiancé.
409
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,281
Oh.
410
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,239
He proposed to me onstage
411
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,980
during one of his concerts.
412
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,808
It was super romantic.
413
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,288
I think.
414
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,203
We were both totally hammered.
415
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,207
So... why didn't you
end up getting married?
416
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,949
I got scared.
417
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,386
He was on tour a lot,
418
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,257
so I wasn't
sure I could trust him.
419
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,221
The truth is, I wasn't sure
I could trust myself.
420
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,007
So the next time
he came home,
421
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,140
I was... I was gone.
422
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,361
He called, he texted,
he e-mailed.
423
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,668
And, uh...
424
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,061
I ghosted him.
425
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,500
I really am
a train wreck.
426
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,154
No, come on.
427
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,112
You're not
a train wreck.
428
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,332
Maybe a car wreck.
429
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,509
And then... and then the car
slams into the back of a truck.
430
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,119
And then the truck
431
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,034
gets pushed in front of a train.
432
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,080
But that's an indirect
train wreck, at best.
433
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,298
[both chuckle]
434
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,299
[groans]
435
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:37,518
Can we go home?
436
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:38,780
No.
437
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,042
You need to have some fun.
438
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,479
I'm not doing
jury duty, Drew.
439
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:43,698
Come on,
440
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,742
that's my happy place.
441
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:45,961
What's yours?
442
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,791
[Muzak playing]
443
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:50,792
This is it?
444
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,228
You bet.
445
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,752
Ooh, scrunchies,
three for five dollars.
446
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:55,927
[exhales]
447
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,234
It's like Christmas
knocked up my birthday
448
00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,540
and this place was born.
449
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,282
What do you think?
450
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,327
Gold or goth black?
451
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,981
You're asking me
to play God?
452
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,374
I say get 'em both.
453
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,376
Attaboy, God.
454
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,553
Hey, thank you for doing this.
455
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:13,641
Tonight's your night.
456
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,991
I just want to be here
for my friend.
457
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,514
That was so...
458
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,907
lame.
459
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,866
And I love you for it.
460
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,347
Well, at the risk
of sounding even lamer...
461
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:27,089
You cannot get lamer.
462
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,700
Just because your last
relationship didn't work out
463
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,267
doesn't mean
your next one won't.
464
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,834
You say that while
you're going through a divorce?
465
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,923
Yeah, well,
466
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,230
I wouldn't trade the early days
with Julia for anything.
467
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,449
The later days,
I would trade...
468
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,496
and watch them burn
in a dumpster fire.
469
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,367
Yeah, I just don't think
470
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:45,847
that I am built for commitment.
471
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,589
Oh, come on.
Sure you are.
472
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,678
You're giving me
a kidney.
473
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,246
Just be as fearless
as you are with everything else.
474
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,074
You think I'm fearless?
475
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,466
I'm jealous of
how fearless you are.
476
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:57,598
Really?
477
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,645
You want to
steal something? [chuckles]
478
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,821
What? No.
479
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,040
Come on. Be fearless.
480
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,085
Okay, you arecrazy.
481
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,129
Just a comb.
482
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,652
Maybe a tube of ChapStick.Gina...
483
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,306
I'm not stealing anything.
484
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,786
Too late.
I already hid something
485
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,353
somewhere on your body.
486
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,443
You're kidding, right?
487
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,315
Gina?
488
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,665
Gina, I'm a father,
I can't go to jail.
489
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,540
Oh, God, the cameras.
490
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,455
The cameras.
491
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,157
I just never took Gina
for someone
492
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,071
who'd let a guy
affect her like that.
493
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,638
It's because she's weak.
494
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,857
In love, you're either
the cockroach or the boot.
495
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,381
GIDEON:
I don't know,
496
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,165
doesn't everyone have an ex
they're still hung up on?
497
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,472
I know I'll never
completely get over Julia.
498
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:48,170
Although I am considering
unfollowing her on Instagram.
499
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,652
Yeah, we all have
that one that got away,
500
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,610
that makes you crazy
every time you think of them.
501
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:54,785
Who's your person?
502
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:57,179
Oh, I'm sorry,
I am that person.
503
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,878
I'm hiding
from three ladies right now.
504
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:01,966
What can I say?
505
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,968
Ladies love the chocolate.
506
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,754
Yeah. Not so much vanilla.
507
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,364
Gideon?
What about you?
508
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,974
Kevin Snyder.
509
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,759
Love of my life.
510
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:12,890
If I ever see
him again--
511
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,936
and I hope I do--
512
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,112
I will bash him with a shovel!
513
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,288
Samantha?
514
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,334
Oh, I don't think so.
515
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,857
We told you ours.
516
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,119
Come on,
we're bonding.
517
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,642
Okay.
518
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,253
All right.
519
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,733
Uh, I went to Singapore
520
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,083
for a friend's wedding
and I met this guy.
521
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,911
And he was amazing.
522
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,478
And we fell totally in love.
523
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,741
But then
524
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,527
I discovered that he was
from this really wealthy family
525
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,747
that would never,
ever accept me.
526
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,706
Oh...
527
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,229
Wait.
528
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,188
Isn't that the plot
to Crazy Rich Asians?
529
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,146
Yup. Think I'd tell the truth
530
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,017
and show weakness
like you cockroaches?
531
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,370
Does anybody want any gum?
532
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,328
I'll take a piece.I stole this, by the way.
533
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:00,373
That's right.
534
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,113
Little Bambi is a cheater
535
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,463
and a shoplifter.
536
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,511
[German accent]:
So remember,
537
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,949
Gina Von Hoschler's
Artisanal Pilsner.
538
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:14,125
Ist das nicht ein tasty bier?
539
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:17,912
Ja, das ist ein tasty bier!
540
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,306
Excuse me, Fraäulein?
541
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,786
Where can I find a Bavarian beer
542
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,484
for my brother
543
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:27,182
who has just reached
the age of 14?
544
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,011
Just click on das link below.
545
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,534
We ship overnight.
546
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,188
[regular voice]: Overnight
shipping not guaranteed.
547
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,282
Now that's
what I call wunderbar!
548
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,154
Octoberfest!
549
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,460
[laughs]
550
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,245
I love this kid.
551
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,814
The beer, not so much.
552
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:51,989
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00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,252
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554
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:01,303
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555
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