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It's a sketch about condiments
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at a Chinese restaurant,
and they all come to life.
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It's called "Soy Story."
( Laughing )
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- So?
- Both: No.
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Why don't we do a sketch about
you and Chad breaking up?
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- Yeah.
- Guys...
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- Can we just drop that already?
- Okay, fine.
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How about we do a sketch
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about a sweet girl
named Bunny.
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- ( Grady laughs )
- And the evil villain...
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- ( Deep voice ) Thad Dylan Thooper.
- Oh, ho ho. Yeah.
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Who breaks bunny's heart.
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And runs like a girl.
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I'm Thad Dylan Thooper,
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the evil villain!
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- You guys.
- ( Caws )
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I appreciate that, okay?
But just because Chad and I broke up
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doesn't mean I need to do
a revenge sketch about it.
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- No, but we do.
- Yeah yeah yeah.
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- Yeah, I need to do that.
- After that whole awards show thing...
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Look, I've moved on.
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Okay?
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- But he does run like a girl.
- He does.
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- He's like this. He's like "Oh, peace out!
" - Flick your wrist!
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- Hey hey! Oh, hey.
- Hey. Hey.
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Hey, Sonny. What...
What are you doing here?
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I kind of work here.
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What are you doing
on the "so random!" Stage?
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Oh, I think I left
my glasses here.
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You don't wear glasses.
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Sunglasses... that I wore to the beach
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from that time we were dating.
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Yeah, well, maybe... maybe
you should try the beach.
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Hey, but... the thing is
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I really miss
those glasses, you know.
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Well...
( Clears throat )
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Maybe if you had let those sunglasses
have their moment in the sun,
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they wouldn't have
broken up with you.
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- ( Rings )
- ( Screams )
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♪ Off to the races,I'm going places ♪
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♪ might be a long shot,not gonna waste it ♪
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♪ this is the big breakand it's calling my name ♪
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♪ yeah! ♪
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♪ so far, so great,get with it ♪
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♪ at leastthat's how I see it ♪
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♪ having a dreamis just the beginning ♪
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♪ so far, so great,believe it ♪
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♪ can't take awaythis feeling ♪
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♪ taking a ridewith chance on my side ♪
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♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪
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♪ so far,so great ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Yaooww! ♪
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♪ tell me what
to do, do, do... ♪
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( Laughing )
Do.
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Doo doo.
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I can't use that.
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Doo doo. Eww.
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Eww.
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Ooh.
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♪ Tell me what to do-oo ♪
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♪ about you... ♪
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( Laughs ) Yes.
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( Bangs on floor )
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Oh, somebody's finally
moving in upstairs.
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Cool.
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♪ Tell me what to do-oo ♪
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♪ about you ♪
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♪ I already know,
I can see in your eyes ♪
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♪ when you're telling the truth. ♪
Woman: Do you mind?
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- A little loud.
- Oh, sorry.
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I didn't realize
the floors were so thin.
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- ( Laughs ) - Which is why I can
hearevery screeching note.
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Screeching? You want
to hear screeching?
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I'll show you screeching!
( Yells )
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So this is what
moving on looks like.
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Yeah, it looks exactly like
Chad Dillon Cooper running.
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- Yes.
- ( All laugh )
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Hey, guys. No, I was just
having a friendly conversation
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with my new upstairs neighbor.
Right, neighbor?!
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( Silence )
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Really?
Now you're quiet?
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Oh, I see
what's happening here.
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Oh, breakups can sometimes
push you over the edge.
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I'm not over the edge.
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Sonny, you can't just
sit around your apartment
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yelling at your "neighbor."
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Yeah, and we were
on our way to this new place
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that just opened up
around the corner.
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We could all go hang out there.
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- Yes. - Let me ask first.
Hold on.
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What do you think, neighbor?
Should I go hang out there?
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- Yeah, I'm talking to myself.
Let's go. - Yeah. Chad race?
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- Chad race. Let's do it.
- ( All yelling )
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- ( Laughing )
- I win!
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Peace out, suckers.
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Oh wow,
the patio's pretty cool.
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I can't believe we've
never been here before.
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Oh, yeah. The patio's gonna be
my new home away from home.
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Why is that? Do you put your
feet on the furniture at home?
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Only till mom tells me not to.
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Are u actually using
your mom in a pickup line?
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- Only if it's working.
- Feet off.
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- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- ( Laughs )
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Hey, look, they've got
live entertainment here.
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You know what would be cool is
if I could perform my own songs.
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Hey, do you know
what else would be cool?
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If we were on a hit TV show
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and didn't have to
perform in a coffee house.
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Okay, I get your point.
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I'm gonna go get a drink.
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- Okay.
- ( Sonny sighs )
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- Hi.
- Hey there.
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Hey, look, could you pretend
that I'm ordering a drink
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'cause I really want
to sign up to sing,
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but I don't want my friends
giving me grief about it.
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Gotcha. That's one
blended soy mocha,
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no whip, sprinkles
and foam. Got it.
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So you're gonna go for it, huh?
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Yeah, what the heck.
So what's the crowd like?
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Oh, totally chill.
It's fun.
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So like what's your deal with
Mr. Feet-On-the-Table guy over there?
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Oh, that's Grady.
He's totally harmless.
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No no no no, I mean
what's the deal with him?
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Is he seeing anybody?
( Laughs )
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- Grady?
- Mmm, Grady.
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- Feet-on-the-table guy?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I like his whole
geek rebel vibe.
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Probably a gamer,
into comic books,
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partial to anti-heroes
and hates Aquaman.
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Wow. That is spot on.
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Yeah, I'm pretty good
at sizing people up.
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Well, hey, what about me?
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No idea. I'm not good
under pressure,
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which is why I'll never
be a brain surgeon.
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Or a game show contestant.
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Or a contestant on that game show "so
you think you're a brain surgeon."
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What? You're funny.
I'm Sonny.
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- Mel.
- Nice to meet you, Mel.
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Oh, so the sign-up sheet
is on the counter.
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- Thank you.
- Sure.
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( Gasps )
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Look how many drinks
she can carry at once.
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Oh, man, I like a strong woman.
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Dude, let her go.
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You cannot recover from a
mom-based pickup line.
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Trust me...
a brother has tried.
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Feet off the table, Grady.
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- Oh. - "Grady"?
Dude, I stand corrected.
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- She already knows your name.
- Yeah, she knows my name.
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She knows my name.
Oh, man.
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This... this is
not gonna end well.
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Why is this not gonna end well?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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♪ Can you ever change? ♪
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♪ finish what you started? ♪
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♪ make me want to stay? ♪
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♪ tired of conversation... ♪
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Woman:
♪ tired of that song. ♪
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- ( Knocks on door )
- Wow, she was fast.
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What? Hi.
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( Laughs ) Sorry, I... I thought
you were someone else.
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- Oh.
- What?!
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I... I think
I left my hat here
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from that time we were dating.
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Really?
You seem to be losing
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- a lot of things lately.
- I know.
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Weird, right?
( Laughs )
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Oh, so you're writing
some songs. Cool.
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Very cool.
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( Clears throat ) I used to
play a little guitar myself.
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Remember?
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♪ Chad Chad Chaddie Chad Chad ♪
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♪ Chad Chad Chaddie
Chad Chad. ♪
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Woman:
Shut it!
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You used to love it
when I played.
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That wasn't me.
That was the new girl upstairs.
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She complains every time
she hears me playing guitar.
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Who does she think she is?
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Chad, you're not
my boyfriend anymore.
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- Let me handle this, okay?
- Okay.
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- Who do you think you are?!
- Right.
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♪ Chad Chad Chaddie Chad Chad ♪
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♪ Chad Chad Chaddie
Chad Chad. ♪
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Woman: Am I gonna haveto come down there?
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Oh yeah? Do it.
Yeah, come down.
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Whoo! Didn't think there'd be
a man in the house, did you?
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- Did you? Whoo!
- Chad.
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Please just stop.
I don't want you to make things worse.
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- ( Knocking )
- Too late.
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Hey hey, Sonny,
let's be honest.
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You miss this, right?
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- You?
- You?
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- You're shut it girl?
- You're won't shut it girl?
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So you're the one
giving lip to milady.
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That used to be my job.
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If you must know, this is Mel.
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She's a waitress
from the patio.
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And this is Chad, my ex.
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Ooh, mi-ex. I like that.
Good one.
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No no,
I didn't say mi-ex.
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I said my ex, as in my ex
was just leaving mi-apartment.
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All righty.
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Uh, by the way,
when you signed up to sing
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you sort of took
my 8:30 slot.
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That's when I go on break and
it's the only time I can perform.
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Oh, look, I'm sorry.
I can change it.
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Wait wait wait wait.
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You don't owe
this chick any favors.
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Listen, I'm doing her a favor.
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That 8:30 crowd is my audience and
they're not gonna like her music.
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- ( Mock laughter ) Really?
- Chad.
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- Chad, look, I can totally
handle this myself. - I know.
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- Really?
- Really.
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Well, I got 10 bucks that says
not only does "your crowd"
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love Sonny's music, they give
mi-ex a standing ovation.
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Sorry, it's a habit.
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Chad, my music isn't some horserace
that you can just bet on.
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Make it 20.
Easy money.
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Oh really? Then make it 30.
Easier money.
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Oh well, it's on.
I'll see you tomorrow night.
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Yeah, you will. Uh-huh.
You know why?
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'Cause my filly's in it
to win it, that's why.
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Whoo!
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- ( Chuckles )
- Filly?
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- Yeah.
- Did you just call me a horse?
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Oh, there's Mel.
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- Hide me.
- Whoa whoa whoa.
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Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Dude, chill.
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What's wrong?
I mean, she knows your name.
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Isn't that a good thing?
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Yeah, but knowing my name
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is a gateway to her
possibly liking me.
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And you've never seen me when
a girl possibly likes me.
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- Something weird happens.
- Dude, what happens?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Oh, didn't think you
were gonna show up.
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Oh well, it took me
forever to get ready.
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And then this whole crazy
hair thing happened.
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Yeah, she was talking to me.
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Then you tell her
about the hair thing.
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- Let's do this.
- All right.
243
00:11:00,145 --> 00:11:01,812
Let's get this funeral started.
244
00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:06,346
Hey hey hey, what do you say?
245
00:11:06,318 --> 00:11:08,887
I know 8:30
is usually my slot,
246
00:11:08,814 --> 00:11:10,648
but in my place
performing a new song
247
00:11:10,605 --> 00:11:13,040
that she's been working
on very loudly,
248
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,541
I guess welcome...
249
00:11:15,468 --> 00:11:16,835
( Mumbles )
Sonny Monroe.
250
00:11:16,813 --> 00:11:21,450
( Loud applause )
251
00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:23,792
Your crowd won't like me, huh?
252
00:11:23,723 --> 00:11:25,757
Hey hey, patio.
253
00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:27,940
You guys ready
to party-o?
254
00:11:27,881 --> 00:11:30,016
( Laughing )
255
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,981
Okay okay.
256
00:11:32,936 --> 00:11:35,404
Seriously, that wasn't
that funny of a joke.
257
00:11:35,336 --> 00:11:37,604
( Laughing )
258
00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:40,345
And that...
that wasn't even a joke.
259
00:11:40,262 --> 00:11:43,565
( Applause )
260
00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:45,495
You guys are a really
friendly crowd.
261
00:11:45,445 --> 00:11:47,212
( Cheering )
262
00:11:49,636 --> 00:11:51,670
A little too friendly.
263
00:11:51,619 --> 00:11:54,154
And a little too familiar too.
264
00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:56,251
Wait a second.
265
00:11:56,194 --> 00:11:58,729
You were Mackenzie's
half-sister in season three.
266
00:11:58,657 --> 00:12:00,291
And you were his stable boy
267
00:12:00,257 --> 00:12:03,126
in season two.
268
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,109
And that's Chad hiding
behind the moving tree.
269
00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:07,983
This is not a real
audience, is it?
270
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:11,438
- Chad, get out here.
- ( Cheering )
271
00:12:13,726 --> 00:12:15,560
Stop that!
272
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:19,287
Sonny.
Funny seeing you here.
273
00:12:19,164 --> 00:12:22,767
I can't believe you.
You packed the place with your friends?
274
00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:25,019
I wouldn't do that.
These are paid professionals
275
00:12:24,955 --> 00:12:26,922
I would never be friends with.
276
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,643
You paid people
to cheer for me?
277
00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:31,796
( Cheering )
278
00:12:34,585 --> 00:12:36,786
Well, that's one way
to win a bet... cheating.
279
00:12:36,728 --> 00:12:39,230
Chad, how could you
do this to me?
280
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,462
I just wanted to make sure you
got the recognition you deserve.
281
00:12:42,359 --> 00:12:44,694
Well, thanks to you turning
this whole thing into a joke
282
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,231
I guess we'll never know,
will we?
283
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,299
- Sonny, look, I was just...
- No, Chad, look.
284
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,947
I know in your own way
you always mean well,
285
00:12:50,869 --> 00:12:52,870
but it never seems to end well.
286
00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:55,555
So can you please just...
just stop?
287
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,810
( Cheering )
288
00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:05,199
I know that we could all come
up with a million sketches
289
00:13:05,178 --> 00:13:06,919
about how angry we are at Chad.
290
00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:09,054
But like I said,
I'm totally fine.
291
00:13:09,336 --> 00:13:10,504
And I don't want him
getting in the way
292
00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:12,029
of our creative process.
Agreed?
293
00:13:12,003 --> 00:13:13,937
- Oh yeah, agreed.
- We could do that.
294
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:16,158
So what sketch ideas
do you guys have?
295
00:13:16,098 --> 00:13:17,932
Oh oh, you know,
I've got something.
296
00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:22,393
Okay, dolphin boy gets picked
to go into the space program.
297
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,876
And the shuttle lands
on Chad's moon-sized ego.
298
00:13:25,759 --> 00:13:28,661
Like we didn't all
see that one coming.
299
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,310
Real mature, Grady.
Real mature.
300
00:13:32,189 --> 00:13:34,490
Tawni, what do you have?
301
00:13:34,429 --> 00:13:37,331
Um, the check it out girls...
302
00:13:37,244 --> 00:13:40,013
Find Chad in line.
And then they make fun of him
303
00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:41,466
and he runs out like a girl.
304
00:13:41,435 --> 00:13:42,869
What part about no Chad
305
00:13:42,843 --> 00:13:45,779
do you guys not understand?
306
00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:48,392
Nico, you're up.
307
00:13:48,313 --> 00:13:51,582
I...
308
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,416
- I...
- I?
309
00:13:54,328 --> 00:13:56,663
- I? Great.
- What?
310
00:13:56,599 --> 00:13:58,934
A sketch about how Chad
only thinks about himself.
311
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,773
Well, until you guys
stop obsessing over him,
312
00:14:01,686 --> 00:14:03,587
I can't talk to you.
313
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,414
I thought the dolphin boy
space idea was good.
314
00:14:08,308 --> 00:14:11,677
Oh, enough about Chad, Nico.
315
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:23,078
Oh, hey hey hey, cheater.
316
00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:25,429
Ha ha.
317
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,394
Look, here's the $30
you won in the bet.
318
00:14:27,343 --> 00:14:29,244
I didn't win.
319
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,402
Well, I didn't win
thanks to my boyfriend...
320
00:14:32,302 --> 00:14:34,770
ex-boyfriend.
321
00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:38,044
The standing ovation
was a total fraud
322
00:14:37,997 --> 00:14:39,498
and I didn't even get
the chance to sing.
323
00:14:39,468 --> 00:14:41,736
Ooh, then the bet is still on.
324
00:14:41,676 --> 00:14:43,810
You've got to get on
that stage and perform.
325
00:14:43,755 --> 00:14:46,190
And when you don't get
a real standing ovation,
326
00:14:46,123 --> 00:14:48,224
then I'll take your money.
327
00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:51,272
- Oh, then you'll take my money?
- Oh, you heard me.
328
00:14:51,177 --> 00:14:55,514
Well, then give me my money back
because the bet is still on again.
329
00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:57,903
- Good!
- Good!
330
00:14:57,832 --> 00:14:59,633
You have a very nice apartment!
331
00:14:59,592 --> 00:15:01,626
It'll look better
when I unpack!
332
00:15:01,575 --> 00:15:03,008
Do you need any help?
333
00:15:02,983 --> 00:15:05,418
I think that the couch
should be by the window!
334
00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:06,917
I agree!
335
00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:08,987
- ( Thumping )
- Man: Shut it!
336
00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:11,134
Both:
You shut it!
337
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:13,900
Sounds like us.
338
00:15:13,859 --> 00:15:15,327
( Laughs )
'Cause it is us.
339
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:18,435
Let's start with the couch.
340
00:15:22,562 --> 00:15:25,197
Dude, there she is.
Go order something.
341
00:15:25,122 --> 00:15:28,557
You want to see that weird
thing happen, don't you?
342
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:31,117
I've got to admit, I kinda do.
343
00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:33,407
- ( Both laughing )
- Well, you're not gonna.
344
00:15:33,343 --> 00:15:35,978
Because I know there's no way
345
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,770
a girl like Mel
likes a guy like me.
346
00:15:37,726 --> 00:15:40,027
So I win.
I-I think.
347
00:15:41,213 --> 00:15:43,915
- Hey, Grady.
- Oh.
348
00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:45,069
Cool shirt.
349
00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:47,887
( Stammering )
350
00:15:47,803 --> 00:15:50,305
- It's hap... it's happening, man.
- What?
351
00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:53,503
( Scottish accent )
Oh aye, Lassie.
352
00:15:53,402 --> 00:15:57,672
There's a wee nip in the air
on this fine Bonnie night.
353
00:15:57,529 --> 00:16:00,898
And you got the Heather
blooming in your hair.
354
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,260
It's a feather not Heather,
but thanks.
355
00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:05,226
Oh aye, aye.
Oh aye.
356
00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:07,576
Aye-yi-yi.
357
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,878
- That's the weird thing?
- Yeah.
358
00:16:09,814 --> 00:16:12,182
- You're a leprechaun?
- Aaah!
359
00:16:12,117 --> 00:16:13,584
Scotsman, laddie,
360
00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,858
by the name of Shamus McGregor
361
00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:18,264
for no particular reason.
362
00:16:18,196 --> 00:16:22,833
So please, for the love of the Loch
Ness monster, help me make it stop.
363
00:16:22,674 --> 00:16:24,442
( Normal accent )
Help me make it stop.
364
00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:26,703
It's okay, Grady...
uh, Shamus.
365
00:16:26,642 --> 00:16:28,576
We'll work through this,
all right?
366
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,030
( Groaning )
367
00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:33,203
- ( Strumming )
- You nervous?
368
00:16:33,104 --> 00:16:34,871
What?
No, I... No.
369
00:16:34,831 --> 00:16:38,501
Why would I be nervous?
Yeah, a little bit.
370
00:16:38,382 --> 00:16:41,184
I'm proud of you for putting
yourself out there like this.
371
00:16:41,102 --> 00:16:46,540
Thanks, Tawni.
372
00:16:46,348 --> 00:16:50,118
No laugh track.
No randoms making you look good.
373
00:16:49,995 --> 00:16:53,298
It's kind of like jumping out
of a plane without a parachute.
374
00:16:53,195 --> 00:16:55,997
You know, you're like, "whee!
This is fun." ( Screaming )
375
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:58,549
No no no. Not helping.
Not helping.
376
00:16:58,473 --> 00:17:02,543
All right, let's give
a warm patio welcome
377
00:17:02,409 --> 00:17:04,109
for Sonny Monroe.
378
00:17:04,073 --> 00:17:06,274
( Applause )
379
00:17:07,783 --> 00:17:11,686
Hey, patio.
You guys ready to party-o?
380
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,632
Okay, good.
381
00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:16,431
Nobody was paid
to love me here.
382
00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:17,989
( Laughs nervously )
383
00:17:17,957 --> 00:17:21,393
So I'm Sonny Monroe and this is
384
00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:24,586
a song I've been working on.
385
00:17:24,483 --> 00:17:26,684
( Playing )
386
00:17:28,898 --> 00:17:31,366
♪ Tell me what
to do-ooh ♪
387
00:17:31,298 --> 00:17:33,999
♪ about you ♪
388
00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:36,389
♪ I already know,
I can see in your eyes ♪
389
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,155
♪ when you're telling
the truth ♪
390
00:17:39,072 --> 00:17:40,939
♪ 'cause it's been
a long time coming ♪
391
00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:42,729
♪ so where you
running to? ♪
392
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,855
( Faltering )
♪ 'cause it's been a ♪
393
00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:48,192
♪ long time coming ♪
394
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:51,428
♪ where you running to? ♪
395
00:17:51,324 --> 00:17:53,492
- ( Music stops )
- I'm sorry, I just...
396
00:17:53,435 --> 00:17:55,536
I can't.
Sorry.
397
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:58,485
( Crowd murmuring )
398
00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:00,662
Sonny.
399
00:18:00,602 --> 00:18:02,936
Grady, will you
hold these for me?
400
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,876
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
401
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,886
( Scottish accent )
I love ye!
402
00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:16,198
( Knocking )
403
00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:18,284
Leave me alone, Chad!
404
00:18:19,637 --> 00:18:21,638
I thought you might want this.
405
00:18:21,589 --> 00:18:24,291
Thanks.
406
00:18:25,748 --> 00:18:27,949
You ran out of there
pretty fast.
407
00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:30,626
Yeah, I just...
408
00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:33,582
I didn't think that Chad
was gonna show up.
409
00:18:33,489 --> 00:18:36,458
He seems to show up
a lot in your life.
410
00:18:36,368 --> 00:18:39,938
I mean, in your apartment,
at the patio,
411
00:18:39,824 --> 00:18:42,459
in that song that
you wrote about him.
412
00:18:42,383 --> 00:18:45,752
What, you... you think I
wrote that song about him?
413
00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:47,581
( Laughs ) Sweetheart.
414
00:18:48,654 --> 00:18:50,989
You are way off.
415
00:18:50,925 --> 00:18:54,161
Like, way way off.
416
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,195
- ( Laughs )
- Really?
417
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,341
Throw me some lyrics.
418
00:18:58,284 --> 00:19:00,385
Fine.
419
00:19:01,771 --> 00:19:03,538
Ahem.
420
00:19:03,498 --> 00:19:06,467
"Tell me what to do-ooh
421
00:19:06,377 --> 00:19:08,512
about you."
422
00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:11,426
Ooh... not so sure about.
423
00:19:11,336 --> 00:19:14,038
You equals Chad.
Go on.
424
00:19:13,959 --> 00:19:17,562
Okay, you know what?
I could see where you might think that.
425
00:19:17,446 --> 00:19:19,681
How about this?
426
00:19:19,622 --> 00:19:23,325
"You think about it,
can you ever change?"
427
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,039
Which I'm guessing he didn't.
428
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,231
Which is why you had
to write a song about it.
429
00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:30,040
( Scoffs )
Whatever, okay?
430
00:19:29,956 --> 00:19:32,190
You can read anything
into anything.
431
00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:34,132
Oh oh, how about this?
432
00:19:34,082 --> 00:19:35,749
"'Cause it's been
a long time coming.
433
00:19:35,714 --> 00:19:37,481
I can't stop loving you."
434
00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:40,443
Let's see you make
something out of that.
435
00:19:41,569 --> 00:19:44,237
Sonny, you ran off that stage
436
00:19:44,159 --> 00:19:46,394
because you couldn't sing
that song in front of Chad.
437
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,670
You still have
feelings for him.
438
00:19:48,606 --> 00:19:51,608
That's... that's crazy.
439
00:19:51,518 --> 00:19:55,487
What's crazy is that
you're denying it.
440
00:19:55,357 --> 00:19:58,159
It's okay that you still
have feelings for him.
441
00:19:58,076 --> 00:20:02,413
And you either wrote that song
to get him out of your system
442
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,535
or because you don't want
him out of your system.
443
00:20:04,475 --> 00:20:07,444
Either way, he's still
in your system
444
00:20:07,354 --> 00:20:09,656
and you need to deal with that.
445
00:20:12,281 --> 00:20:13,981
Hey, guys.I'm Sonny Monroe.
446
00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:17,014
And this song is called
"what to do."
447
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,221
( Playing )
448
00:20:21,271 --> 00:20:24,006
♪ Tell me what to do-ooh ♪
449
00:20:23,926 --> 00:20:26,628
♪ about you ♪
450
00:20:26,549 --> 00:20:28,851
♪ I already know,
I can see in your eyes ♪
451
00:20:28,789 --> 00:20:31,357
♪ when you're telling
the truth ♪
452
00:20:31,284 --> 00:20:33,485
♪ 'cause it's been
a long time coming ♪
453
00:20:33,427 --> 00:20:36,362
♪ so where you running to? ♪
454
00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:39,077
♪ tell me what to do-ooh ♪
455
00:20:38,994 --> 00:20:42,263
♪ about you ♪
456
00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:45,030
♪ you've got your way
of speaking ♪
457
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,579
♪ even the air
you're breathing ♪
458
00:20:47,504 --> 00:20:49,439
♪ you could be anything ♪
459
00:20:49,391 --> 00:20:52,593
♪ but you don't know
what to believe in ♪
460
00:20:52,495 --> 00:20:55,063
♪ you've got the world
before you ♪
461
00:20:54,990 --> 00:20:57,659
♪ if I could only show you ♪
462
00:20:57,581 --> 00:21:01,250
♪ that you don't know
what to do ♪
463
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:03,901
♪ tell me what to do-ooh ♪
464
00:21:03,819 --> 00:21:06,588
♪ about you ♪
465
00:21:06,507 --> 00:21:08,942
♪ something on your mind,
baby, all of the time ♪
466
00:21:08,874 --> 00:21:11,609
♪ you can run out of room,
oh yeah ♪
467
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,397
♪ you say it's been
a long time coming ♪
468
00:21:13,354 --> 00:21:16,356
♪ I say it's nothing new ♪
469
00:21:16,265 --> 00:21:19,100
♪ so tell me
what to do-ooh ♪
470
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,017
♪ about you ♪
471
00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:25,102
♪ you've got your wayof speaking ♪
472
00:21:25,031 --> 00:21:27,565
♪ even the air
you're breathing ♪
473
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,495
♪ you could be anything ♪
474
00:21:29,445 --> 00:21:32,647
♪ but you don't know
what you believe in ♪
475
00:21:32,549 --> 00:21:35,184
♪ you've got the worldbefore you ♪
476
00:21:35,108 --> 00:21:37,610
♪ if I could only show you ♪
477
00:21:37,539 --> 00:21:42,243
♪ that you don't know
what to do ♪
478
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:48,439
♪ you don't know
what to do. ♪
479
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,121
( Cheering )
480
00:21:58,782 --> 00:22:00,583
- Hey. Oh, sorry.
- Hey.
481
00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:02,643
I'm not looking for anything.
I'm just walking.
482
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,490
Oh yeah, me too.
483
00:22:04,444 --> 00:22:07,680
Well, I heard you really killed
it at the patio last night.
484
00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:10,749
As a matter of fact I did.
485
00:22:11,962 --> 00:22:15,031
Well, sorry I wasn't
there to see it.
486
00:22:14,938 --> 00:22:17,706
Maybe it's for the best.
487
00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:19,693
Maybe.
488
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,541
I, um...
489
00:22:21,497 --> 00:22:22,964
So I guess
I'll see you around, huh?
490
00:22:22,936 --> 00:22:26,072
Yeah, I'll see you
around, Chad.
491
00:22:25,975 --> 00:22:28,610
- Good.
- Good.
492
00:22:28,534 --> 00:22:30,669
- Fine.
- Fine.
493
00:22:34,485 --> 00:22:36,652
( Sighs )
494
00:22:36,597 --> 00:22:39,732
♪ Tell me what to do-ooh ♪
495
00:22:39,636 --> 00:22:42,237
♪ about you ♪
496
00:22:42,164 --> 00:22:44,799
♪ I already know,
I can see in your eyes ♪
497
00:22:44,723 --> 00:22:46,490
♪ when you're telling
the truth. ♪
498
00:22:48,085 --> 00:22:49,652
All right, you ready for this?
499
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,621
- I think so.
- Come on, come on.
500
00:22:51,572 --> 00:22:53,839
We've gone over this 100 times.
501
00:22:53,779 --> 00:22:56,113
- Just remember, you're an American.
- Got it.
502
00:22:56,051 --> 00:22:59,053
- Yeah, not Scottish.
I'm not Scottish. - No Scottish.
503
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:02,431
Next.
Oh, hey, Grady.
504
00:23:02,321 --> 00:23:05,089
Aye... I mean, I
505
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,176
would very much enjoy
506
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,555
one of your signature mocha
beverages, please.
507
00:23:10,447 --> 00:23:12,569
Coming right up.
508
00:23:15,614 --> 00:23:18,667
- How did I do?
- I think you *** very much.
509
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,142
Yes!
510
00:23:21,469 --> 00:23:22,784
Such a dork.
511
00:23:23,366 --> 00:23:24,755
I love him!
512
00:23:24,805 --> 00:23:29,355
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