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And three mini muffins
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For the little girl from the
"children having a dream" foundation.
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Three pictures
of "mackenzie falls"
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And no tawni, no tawni,
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No tawni!
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Bananas--
if the girl is needy,
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I'm sure she'll "needy"
some potassium.
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oh, I'm funny.
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They're not for you!
They're for dakota,
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The underprivileged
little girl who's going
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- To spend a dream
day at "so random!" - I'm underprivileged.
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You're under-photographed,
not underprivileged.
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Under-photographed
is much worse.
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And do I get
a muffin basket? No-oo!
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Let's focus on what's
important here.
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As the ambassador of fun,
I promised her the best day ever.
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Who nominated you
ambassador of fun?
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I did.
I even have a hat.
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Ambassador of fun.
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Oh, hey, look at that.
It's me and my cast at every hot club in hollywood.
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Oh, and you in a dumb hat.
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Well, we don't care about
pictures in magazines, okay?
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- We have charity.
- Oh...
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- And you don't care that you're
on page 48 of "tween weekly"? - We are?!
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This is how
the world sees us.
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Cheese pants.
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This is why we never get
invited anywhere cool.
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Uh, sure--
it's the pants.
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Chad, you are
so superficial.
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Yeah, all I hear from that is,
"chad, you are so super-- blah blah blah."
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- I don't care!
- Uh, mr. Condor!
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Hey, big boss man,
how's it going?
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I'm on the phone!
- I'm sorry.
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Fire her!
Fire him too.
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On second thought,
cancel the whole show.
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- I was just on my way out.
- Oh, I--
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what are you doing?
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Saving you.
That's mr. Condor,
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Head of condor studios.
If you tick him off,
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He'll cancel your show.
And I'm on that show.
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And we've got the cheese pants
to prove it, huh?
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♪ off to the races,
I'm going places ♪
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♪ might be a long shot,
not gonna waste it ♪
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♪ this is the big break
and it's calling my name ♪
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♪ yeah! ♪
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♪ so far, so great,
get with it ♪
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♪ at least that's
how I see it ♪
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♪ having a dream
is just the beginning ♪
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♪ so far, so great,
believe it ♪
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♪ can't take away
this feeling ♪
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♪ taking a ride
with chance on my side ♪
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♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪
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♪ so far,
so great ♪
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♪ so far, so great ♪
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Dakota! Hi, I'm sonny.
I'm so happy you're here.
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I'm gonna give you the
best day of your little life.
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It's not gonna be
that hard, sonny.
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Well, will this help?
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a "so random!" gift basket?
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- My life's already better.
- Yeah.
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You got your
"so random!" sun visor,
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Your nico
and grady yo-yo.
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Watch this--
it even talks.
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"yo yo, I'm nico!
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Yo yo, I'm grady!"
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Believe it or not,
it's a collector's item.
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Oh, so, oh, look,
there's zora.
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- Hey, zora.
- Hi.
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Evil.
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Uh, don't take
that personally. That's just zora.
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It's okay.
When every day's a struggle,
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Names don't bother you.
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"mackenzie falls"
shoots here?!
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I had no idea.
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I love
chad dylan cooper.
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Yeah, so does
chad dylan cooper.
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Do you think
I could meet him?
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But you won the day
at "so random!"
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I get it, sonny.
Just another disappointment.
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No no no, sonny munroe
does not disappoint.
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Yeah, she appoints.
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- You'd do that for me?
- Just watch me dial my cell phone.
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This is chad dylan cooper.
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now,
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Because if you were important
enough, you'd have the number to the phone I answer.
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- let's go get some ice cream.
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- Cheese pants?
- I know, right?
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Page 48, baby!
Up top.
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Cheese pants!
Do you hate me?
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- The pants were
from a sketch. - Yeah.
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- You wore them to go out!
- Whoa whoa whoa!
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And now I'm out--
of every magazine,
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Every club opening
and everything cool.
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And who do you see there
and there?
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- And there
and there and there?!
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Chad dylan cooper and the cast
of "mackenzie falls."
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Ugh, you know what?
She's right. We need to be seen in cooler places.
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Yes! That's why we're
going to a place so cool,
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So exclusive,
so underground,
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It doesn't even exist!
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we're going to narnia?
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This isn't narnia.
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No. This is "the basement"!
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This is
the basement set
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We used
in the basement sketch.
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And now with a few throw
pillows and better lighting,
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It's hollywood's
hottest new teen club--
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The basement!
♪ hoo hoo! ♪
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Now get over here
and disco hoo for the camera.
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Okay, now gimme cool.
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Yeah, that's it.
Now act like you don't know your picture's being taken.
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Yeah, that's great.
Now give me obsequious.
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- What?
- Huh?
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That's it. I just wanted a shot
of you looking confused.
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And I got it.
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Okay, we've been seen. Now, zora, get
our pictures on the internet.
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- Got it, chief.
- And you two,
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- Tear the set down.
- Wait wait wait!
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- Tear the set-- what?
- Just a minute.
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Now give me I just got stuck
with all the clean-up.
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Yeah, that's it, baby.
Work with me.
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Yeah.
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Hey, dakota,
how's your hamburger?
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They forgot to put
the pickles on it.
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But you didn't ask
for pickles.
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Yeah, because my life's
already sour enough.
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Look, why don't
I call chad?
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- Cdc here.
- Really, chad?
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Sonny?
Oh man, I answered the wrong phone.
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Look, I need a favor.
I have the sweetest girl here
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And she really wants
to meet you.
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Oooh, what's she
look like?
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She's nine.
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Yeah, no, bad connection.
I'll call you back, don't worry about it.
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Bad connection.
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- cdc. What it do?
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Look, I have the sweetest
little girl in the world here,
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And she really
wants to meet you.
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- Man, I gotta get
a third phone.
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Come on, chad.
She really really wants to meet you.
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- She's a huge fan.
- Yeah, of course she does.
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Okay, but unlike you
we're very busy
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At "mackenzie falls," so--
besides I'm--
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I'm going through a tunnel.
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I'll-- talk to you later--
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we should hang out.
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Chad, I can see you.
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All right, so you can see
that I'm very busy.
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So don't go bringing that kid
over to the "falls" either
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Because we're all very busy.
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Okay, I'll talk
to you later. Okay.
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Peace out.
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Look, dakota,
chad can't make it.
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He's, uh, very busy.
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Of course he is.
The story of my life.
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Well, hey, come on.
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Now when life
hands you lemons, what do you do?
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You make lemonade.
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I don't want lemonade.
I want chad.
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Well, what if that lemonade
you were drinking
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Was coming out of
a "so random!" crazy straw?
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See, it's so crazy
'cause the straw--
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I want chad!
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Evil.
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Check it out!
We're all over the internet
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At the basement!
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- Nico: The hottest
club in town. - ♪ hoo hoo! ♪
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And who wasn't
at the basement?
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All right, guys, guys,
that's enough.
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You always play with a toy
so much it breaks.
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- Move.
- Dakota!
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Toe-stomping
is not nice.
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Oh, but you're so cute
and so underprivileged
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I'll forgive you.
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Aw, is this
the little darling
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From the children having
a dream foundation?
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Evil.
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Zora, she is not evil.
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She might have
anger issues, but mostly she's--
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- Disappointed!
- Because you got stuck with sonny?
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Girlfriend, I know
how you feel.
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No!
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I'm disappointed that none
of you are chad dylan cooper!
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according to the world wide web,
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We are much cooler
than chad dylan cooper.
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This isn't about cool.
This is about hot.
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Chad dylan cooper is hot.
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- get out of my way,
old lady.
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Hey hey hey, paws off
the gnome, sister.
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It's mine--
until I get to meet chad.
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Oh-hhh, I don't think
that you want to get in a gnome fight with me.
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- Look, he's wearing
the same pants as you. - Oh, that's great.
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Gnomey!
No you--
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Stop it, stop it,
stop it.
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Dakota, dakota, stop!
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Stop! Okay okay
okay okay okay.
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Uh, why don't we
continue the tour?
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- Is chad on the tour?
- No.
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Well... Then put him
on the tour!
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Okay, ow.
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sorry, sonny, she's
the ambassador of fun.
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That's great.
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Oooh, check it out!
They're having a sale on peasant blouses.
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I know they're out,
but if anybody can bring them back, it's me.
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- hey, what time
is rehearsal?
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Oh.
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How did you not
notice I'm tied up?
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I don't know. How did
you not notice I'm wearing new nail polish?
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It's a two-way
street, sonny.
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Look who we found making
a break for "mackenzie falls."
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- I'll handle this.
- Get off me.
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You are one mean,
manipulative, selfish--
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- Gnome-murdering--
- chad-loving--
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- Sonny-tying--
- evil little girl.
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And you say it like
it's a bad thing.
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That's because it is
a bad thing.
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What, were you raised by wolves?
I'm going to call your parents
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And I'm going to give them
a little piece of my mind.
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Aw, he brought
his puppy to work? Fire him!
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But keep his puppy.
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Hang on a moment, mr. Condor.
I'm in the middle of giving this little girl--
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Daddy!
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The best day ever.
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I don't care if he's crying,
just take the puppy away from him
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Good news, princess,
I got you a puppy.
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- Oh, dad!
- I will see you later, my angel.
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- Okay, bye.
- I love you with all my heart.
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Okay, losers,
everybody front and center.
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- come on!
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- Come on!
- Nico: Oh.
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So what have we
learned today?
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That your dad
owns the studio?
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- Mm-hmm.
- That I'm under-photographed.
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That children
having a dream isn't a real charity.
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- You made it up.
- Of course I made it up.
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but the dream is real.
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Hey, that's mi...Iiiine.
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That's yours, heh.
Look, it's your color and everything.
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Children having a dream.
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- All: Chad!
- Chad.
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Uh, miss condor?
241
00:12:50,957 --> 00:12:53,092
If your dad
owns the studio, why did you have
242
00:12:53,037 --> 00:12:55,171
To go through all this
to meet chad dylan cooper?
243
00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:58,884
I'm nine.
I'm not really allowed to watch "mackenzie falls."
244
00:12:58,762 --> 00:13:00,896
Oh, me either.
245
00:13:00,841 --> 00:13:03,709
Back in line!
246
00:13:03,623 --> 00:13:06,525
And I'm certainly not supposed
to be crushing on the star.
247
00:13:06,438 --> 00:13:08,173
My daddy thinks
I'm an angel.
248
00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:11,770
Obviously he doesn't have
a very good sense of direction.
249
00:13:11,653 --> 00:13:14,355
- Okay, zora.
- Just chill.
250
00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:16,945
Now get me some
quality face time
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With chad dylan cooper!
252
00:13:18,787 --> 00:13:20,888
- But--
- sonny, remember,
253
00:13:20,835 --> 00:13:23,003
- She's the sweet
little daughter-- - spawn!
254
00:13:22,946 --> 00:13:25,481
- Of the guy--
- scary guy--
255
00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:28,011
With the power to fire you.
So make it happen!
256
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,571
- Oh, okay.
- Now!
257
00:13:32,126 --> 00:13:34,928
No!
This can't be happening.
258
00:13:34,845 --> 00:13:38,181
There's no way those
"so random!"s are getting into the basement before me.
259
00:13:38,076 --> 00:13:40,377
No, I'm looking at them
on my other phone right now.
260
00:13:40,315 --> 00:13:42,616
- Hey, chad, I need--
- yeah, let me tell you what I need.
261
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,789
Why are your needs always
more important than mine?
262
00:13:44,729 --> 00:13:47,631
Look, your friends got
into this hot new club called the basement.
263
00:13:47,545 --> 00:13:51,249
- You've got to get me in there.
- Oh, so you need something from me, huh?
264
00:13:51,129 --> 00:13:53,598
- Where's this going?
- I'll get you into the basement...
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- Awesome.
- ...If...
266
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This is why
I have two phones.
267
00:13:56,664 --> 00:13:58,699
...You take that little girl
from the charity with you.
268
00:13:58,649 --> 00:14:01,184
Actually funny little story--
she's not actually from a charity.
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00:14:01,112 --> 00:14:02,879
Sonny, I don't care about
the girl or the charity
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00:14:02,839 --> 00:14:06,007
Or your funny little stories
that seem to never be funny or little.
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00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:10,699
Okay, I'll do whatever,
I just need to get into the basement!
272
00:14:10,612 --> 00:14:14,348
No problemo.
And you know what?
273
00:14:14,226 --> 00:14:17,428
I won't bore you with any detail
of who that little girl is.
274
00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:18,630
- Good.
- Good.
275
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,643
- Fine.
- Fine.
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00:14:22,575 --> 00:14:25,911
I'm sorry, mary-kate,
but I can't get you into the basement.
277
00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:29,421
I just said no to an olsen.
278
00:14:29,359 --> 00:14:31,362
I just said no
to the other olsen.
279
00:14:31,312 --> 00:14:34,282
I just said no
to spiderman.
280
00:14:34,192 --> 00:14:36,593
tobey maguire?
281
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,362
No no no, the guy who dresses up
like spiderman in hollywood.
282
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:42,280
He's so cool!
He lives in a van.
283
00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:48,082
- It's mr. Condor.
- What does he want?
284
00:14:48,011 --> 00:14:50,646
- Is he gonna fire us?
- I'm gonna put him on speaker.
285
00:14:50,571 --> 00:14:54,040
I'll make this quick.
I saw those fantastic pictures of you
286
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:56,732
- Hanging out at the basement.
- You know how we roll.
287
00:14:56,649 --> 00:14:58,817
Yeah yeah yeah!
288
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,761
- Get me in there.
- What?
289
00:15:00,711 --> 00:15:02,846
We just kind...
290
00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:04,625
Make it happen!
291
00:15:04,582 --> 00:15:07,517
Barbara, I'll need
my skinny jeans and a hoodie.
292
00:15:07,429 --> 00:15:10,031
Yeah!
293
00:15:09,957 --> 00:15:11,625
What are you
so happy about?
294
00:15:11,589 --> 00:15:14,991
We're going
to the basement with mr. Condor!
295
00:15:14,884 --> 00:15:18,286
- There is no basement.
- There is no basement?
296
00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:21,649
- No!
- Exactly how I felt
297
00:15:21,539 --> 00:15:23,440
About narnia.
298
00:15:25,249 --> 00:15:26,816
So wait, let me get
this straight.
299
00:15:26,785 --> 00:15:29,553
You guys build a fake club
to make yourselves seem cool?
300
00:15:29,473 --> 00:15:33,109
That's pathetic
and deceptive and just plain wrong.
301
00:15:32,991 --> 00:15:35,158
Do you think you could
build it again?
302
00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:38,539
Uh, yeah,
but it's still gonna be on the set of our show.
303
00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:41,366
Yeah, but, nico,
you know that and I know that,
304
00:15:41,277 --> 00:15:44,680
But chad and mr. Condor
won't know that.
305
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:48,932
So why do I have
to be blindfolded?
306
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:52,163
Well, the club is
so exclusive
307
00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:53,693
- Nobody can know
where it is. - Oh.
308
00:15:53,658 --> 00:15:56,494
Why don't you have
to wear a blindfold?
309
00:15:59,385 --> 00:16:02,020
Well, how do you know
I'm not?
310
00:16:04,248 --> 00:16:06,048
We're here.
311
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,307
welcome to the basement,
312
00:16:08,245 --> 00:16:11,347
Hollywood's hottest teen club.
That'll be...
313
00:16:11,253 --> 00:16:14,755
- $20.
- Here you go.
314
00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:15,944
Thanks.
315
00:16:16,883 --> 00:16:20,652
Oh, darn it!
Chad, I forgot my wallet.
316
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:22,130
can you cover me?
317
00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:24,665
- Yeah, sure, I got ya.
- Thanks, chad.
318
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,882
yeah, enjoy the club.
And might I say,
319
00:16:29,775 --> 00:16:33,078
Tawni, you look particularly
stunning this evening?
320
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:37,593
Why, thank you!
Chad, tip the nice man.
321
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,386
Oh, right.
322
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:41,076
Here you go.
Thanks, man.
323
00:16:41,038 --> 00:16:42,272
Thanks!
324
00:16:42,253 --> 00:16:43,686
Let's go.
325
00:16:50,221 --> 00:16:53,590
Dude, check it out.
We're dancing with some really cute girls.
326
00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:55,251
They're actors.
They're paid to be here.
327
00:16:55,212 --> 00:16:58,080
Yeah, well,
it's money well spent.
328
00:17:05,287 --> 00:17:08,622
Yes, I made it to the basement.
Finally I'm cool again!
329
00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:09,817
Word up!
330
00:17:11,141 --> 00:17:13,408
- Chad.
- Sonny.
331
00:17:13,348 --> 00:17:14,982
All right, let's get
this over with.
332
00:17:14,947 --> 00:17:17,049
Where's the punchline
to your funny little story.
333
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,597
Chad, dakota;
dakota--
334
00:17:19,522 --> 00:17:22,725
- Chad!
- Awww,
335
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:25,262
You must be
the sweet little girl I'm obligated to hang with.
336
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,872
It's really you!
337
00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:33,878
Now take me to the back
of his head.
338
00:17:35,777 --> 00:17:39,145
- he's perfect
back here too.
339
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,807
- oh my gosh!
340
00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:44,169
I love this song!
Take me back to his front.
341
00:17:46,589 --> 00:17:48,589
Let's dance.
342
00:17:57,146 --> 00:18:00,482
So I'm feeling a little
third-wheelish, but thanks for the dance.
343
00:18:03,672 --> 00:18:05,840
So far so good.
Chad's believing it.
344
00:18:05,783 --> 00:18:07,584
Yeah, well,
chad still believes
345
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,979
That miley and hannah
are two different people.
346
00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:15,596
It was great meeting you.
You have outstanding taste in tv stars.
347
00:18:15,479 --> 00:18:18,347
I just need to
dance with someone a little more...
348
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,864
- Not you.
- Chad.
349
00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:22,957
Chad, chad, chad.
350
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,802
Let me explain to you...
351
00:18:24,756 --> 00:18:26,624
How this evening
is gonna work.
352
00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:30,074
You're gonna
hang out with me:
353
00:18:30,035 --> 00:18:33,905
A little talky talky,
a little dancey dancey,
354
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:37,848
You'll laugh at all my jokes
and then we'll live happily ever after.
355
00:18:37,713 --> 00:18:40,949
I held up my end of
the bargain, you know.
356
00:18:40,849 --> 00:18:42,950
I had the meety meety,
the greety greety.
357
00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:45,398
And now it's time
for the beaty beaty. Ha ha, so beat it.
358
00:18:45,328 --> 00:18:47,462
Hey, ladies.
359
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,545
Well, look at that.
360
00:18:53,485 --> 00:18:55,419
Those girls aren't
even looking at you.
361
00:18:56,556 --> 00:18:58,857
It's because there's
a kid on my leg.
362
00:18:58,796 --> 00:19:01,396
What are you doing?
Get-- get off!
363
00:19:01,322 --> 00:19:04,257
Get off.
The ride is over! Whoa!
364
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:05,637
♪ hoo hoo! ♪
365
00:19:07,784 --> 00:19:09,851
Hey, mr. Condor,
how's it going?
366
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,734
Man, can you believe
this little brat?
367
00:19:11,686 --> 00:19:13,620
Daddy, daddy!
368
00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:15,207
Oh, daddy?
369
00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:17,440
Daddy-- there's your
funny little punchline.
370
00:19:17,381 --> 00:19:20,250
And, boy, is he gonna be
mad at you for yelling at his daughter.
371
00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:24,401
Sonny, you brought
my precious angel to a hollywood club?
372
00:19:24,259 --> 00:19:26,627
- Sounds like
he's mad at you. - Oh no!
373
00:19:26,563 --> 00:19:28,530
He's mad at you too.
374
00:19:28,481 --> 00:19:30,916
Actually, mr. Condor,
it's a really funny story.
375
00:19:30,849 --> 00:19:33,484
Trust me, it's really
not that funny.
376
00:19:33,408 --> 00:19:36,677
And you're really gonna
love this part.
377
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,776
Whoa!
378
00:19:49,404 --> 00:19:51,939
this club is fake.
379
00:19:51,868 --> 00:19:53,669
of course it is.
380
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:57,931
You don't think I'd bring
your daughter to a real hollywood club, do you?
381
00:19:57,787 --> 00:20:01,324
Sonny, you expect me to believe
you built all of this
382
00:20:01,211 --> 00:20:04,980
- For my daughter?
- Do you believe it?
383
00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:09,029
Well, if it was coming
from chad, I'd say it was a little butt-kissy.
384
00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:11,191
But from you, sonny,
385
00:20:11,129 --> 00:20:12,663
Sure.
386
00:20:12,632 --> 00:20:15,568
- Let's go, angel.
- Angel? She's a little--
387
00:20:17,847 --> 00:20:20,715
- yeah, I know.
Everything turned out right.
388
00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:24,265
I'm not
laughing at that. I'm laughing at this.
389
00:20:24,148 --> 00:20:27,150
- 'cause this is
actually a funny story.
390
00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:31,127
"So random!" fake club,
The internet.
391
00:20:33,712 --> 00:20:37,014
Chad dylan cooper, dancing,
nine-year-old girl.
392
00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:43,827
Just delete them!
393
00:20:43,788 --> 00:20:46,222
Fine.
394
00:20:46,155 --> 00:20:49,390
So who wants to boogie?
Yeah!
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00:21:42,826 --> 00:21:55,416
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