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Being in med school is
kind of like being in basic training.
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And the professors
are like drill sergeants.
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Some rule with an iron fist.
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Do you feel the spit raining down
on your face, maggot?
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And will you ever forget
the excessive production of saliva
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is a condition known as sialorrhea?
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Sialorrhea!
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Sir, no, sir!
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Others carry a big stick.
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You want to become a doctor?
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Well, you're gonna have to work.
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Work your little scrubs off.
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Is this the speech from Fame?
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You want fame? Well, fame costs.
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Our only hope for getting
through it? Teamwork.
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Unfortunately,
we all just looked out for ourselves.
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Cole, I need the retractor.
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- I'm using it right now.
- Seriously?
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Yeah, I don't like touching bread.
Creeps me out.
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- Give him the stupid retractor.
- What?
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Give me my sandwich.
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Who did this?
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If you wanna keep sleeping with me,
I expect you to have my back.
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God, you've got so many rules.
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Get your back,
listen to you when you talk,
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stay out of your purse.
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Damn, girl, quit playing games.
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At least the weekend
was coming.
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We needed some fun,
and Cole was throwing a party.
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Fame.
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This weekend
was gonna be amazing.
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I was spending it
with the love of my life.
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- Elliot gone?
- Gone. Carla?
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Long gone and took the kids.
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Nice!
Bro-A-Palooza has officially begun.
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We're not calling it Bro-A-Palooza.
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Why not? I already made T-shirts.
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That's awesome. Where's mine?
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This is yours!
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I've decided to no longer
refer to you two as pathetic.
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Thanks, Perry.
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Instead, since my nephew gave me
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my very first thesaurus
as a birthday present,
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I'm going to allow you to choose
from the following, if you will.
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"Miserable, pitiful, sorry, wretched,
deplorable, regrettable or sad."
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"Wretched" sounds like Dickens.
We'll go with "wretched."
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No, it's just Old Man doesn't
understand two young guns
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Out on the town.
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He doesn't get Bro-A-Palooza.
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8:00 p.m. To question mark.
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That means
we don't even know when it ends.
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So many things to tear apart here.
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I'll focus on your delusion
that you are still young.
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You're both much closer to 40
than you are 20.
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Let's face it, you're just like me.
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Old, tired and you gotta get up
a lot at night to take a pee.
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Is he psychic?
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Hey, Field Hockey, your med students
are acting like animals.
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You think licking will stop me?
I've eaten out of dumpsters.
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- They're not my med students.
- They are,
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because you are their faculty advisor.
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You will advise them to start
working together like a team.
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And even more importantly,
you will teach them to never,
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ever again lay their grubby paws
on my glazed donut.
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It is the one sprinkled,
sugary beacon of light left in my life.
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- But they're not my students.
- Actually, they are.
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Because you're their
faculty student advisor.
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So you will advise them that if they
wanna get through med school,
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they have to work together.
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And don't touch donuts,
they're beacons of light. Or whatever.
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When did I become
the student advisor?
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When you slept
with the faculty advisor.
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Your mom's the faculty advisor?
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Joke's on you, my mom's dead.
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Really?
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- Yeah, you guys coming to my party?
- Yes.
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I cannot wait to wear a dress
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and have a reason
to actually shave again.
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It is like the friggin'
Amazon down there.
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Too far, too far. Too far.
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Gonna be nuts to butts up in that piece.
Big ol' wrangle-dangle.
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Yeah, you're making it sound horrible,
but I'm still gonna go.
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I need to have some fun.
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I've spent the last three weekends
finishing up community service.
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Hey, I'm sorry.
I was under the impression
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you'd all be much younger.
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Turns out dinosaur costumes
are extremely flammable.
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I think we all need to let loose,
and, in my case, let Lucy.
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Oh.
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Hello, murderers,
butchers, slaughterers, slayers.
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I love this thing.
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- Did you hear that I was quitting?
- I did, Ted.
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I just haven't really figured out
how to pretend I care yet.
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Understandable.
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Theodore,
I always assumed that someday
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we'd just find you dead in your office.
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Yeah, that was the dream.
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But the Gooch and I are gonna take
some time off and tour the country.
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We've written a song for every state.
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I'm sure I'll hear all of them
when I die and go to hell.
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Damn elevator.
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Alabama
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They wear pajamas
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They eat their ham-a
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So bring your camera
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To Alabama
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Arkansas
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The dogs have paws
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The states have laws
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The girls wear bras
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Depending on the weather
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I'm out.
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Phase one of Bro-A-Palooza
starts now.
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I'm making quesadillas.
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- Pepper jack?
- Who are you talking to?
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Oh.
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I see with your wives out of town,
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you've whipped yourselves
into a lesbian frenzy.
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What, do I need to get
a garden hose to separate you two?
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You can't separate us.
We're attached by fun.
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And tonight's gonna be awesome.
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He just fell from the ceiling.
We're not gonna address that?
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Your Loser-Palooza is embarrassing.
And I'll be honest with you,
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I would've assumed
that two "hip" young guys
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such as yourselves would be headed
to the big med school party.
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There's a party? What's the theme?
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Murder-mystery? Disco? Star Wars?
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Sixties? Seventies? Eighties?
Nineties? The future?
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Please say it's a Star Wars themed
murder-mystery
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set in the Roaring Twenties.
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The theme is cowboys and Indians.
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Yes. We are there.
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Cowboys and Indians?
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Not my first choice,
but I do have chaps.
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I'm liking my new dress.
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- It makes my boobs look even.
- Okay.
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I am getting so much better
at making friends.
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Boom, looks like the bassist
and drummer from Nickelback
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are rolling through the party.
Acoustic set, yo.
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Please tell me
some of your super-solid bros
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- from prep school will be there.
- Topher and Boots are en route.
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Where's everyone going?
Nice dress. Your boobs look weird.
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- Not from up here.
- Going to my party.
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That's not happening.
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Tonight we're trying a little exercise
in team building.
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No one leaves
until you take final interviews
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from the four terminal patients
on this floor.
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What's a final interview?
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It's a chance for old dying people
to bore you
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with their life story before they kick it.
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No, Denise. Have some respect.
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A final interview
isn't some inconsequential thing
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a med student can just blow through.
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It actually really matters.
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Now hold my pepper jack, please.
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Come with me, children.
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Hold it like a baby bird, Denise.
Pepper J bruises.
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You have the sacred privilege
of being with someone
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and recording their precious memories
as they prepare to die.
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I'm dying?
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No, not dying. Just tonsillitis.
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So you get to gargle. Gargle, gargle.
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- Why would you let me go in there?
- Why would I stop you?
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- This is good cheese.
- Get off my cheese!
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How long do final interviews
with actual dying people take?
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If you work together, it'll go faster.
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But let me make this very clear,
no one leaves until you're all done.
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All done or none done.
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Damn.
Boots is gonna be pissed.
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And the last state is Wyoming
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Lots of wigs to be combing
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And the buffalo are roaming
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No Jews to be shalom-ing
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In the great state of Wyoming
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You have the voice of an angel.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you, sir.
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Not you, Ted.
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If I were 10 years younger
and you were 10 years younger...
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It's too late, sir, I've already tapped it.
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Ted Buckland.
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I'm sorry, he brings it out of me.
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It's okay.
I didn't always treat Teddy very well.
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Say, how about we do
a last night out on the town?
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Let me give you a proper send-off.
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That would mean a lot, sir.
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- Ted!
- I'm sorry, it's him.
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It's not. It's me.
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An Indian wouldn't wear chaps.
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You're forgetting my back story.
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I killed the cowboy then took his chaps.
I'm also a sheriff.
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It's not a theme party, is it?
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No, but thank you
for the great early birthday present.
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Say "cheese."
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- Well done, girls.
- To hell with it. I'm going in.
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Maybe no one'll notice.
Let's just try and blend in.
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Black cowboy?
Son, what are you doing?
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Me? He's the Indian wearing chaps.
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When it works, it works.
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I'm also a sheriff.
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What are you guys
doing here, anyway?
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Picking up some extra cash.
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We do bar security,
bouncy-house rentals.
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- We got a line of...
- We have a line of homemade salsa.
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Shut your face, Frank.
I was gonna tell them about the salsas.
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- Copy that.
- I don't have you guys on the list.
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It's probably under D, for Dr. D, or,
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maybe Dr. Dizzle,
perhaps D to the lzzle.
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- Oh, here. We have a D. Izzle.
- That's probably it.
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I'm Dave lzzle.
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Hey! It's Special K. How it is?
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Melvis, Frank.
Listen, that salsa was in-frickin'-sane.
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These are my plus two.
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Dr. Kelso, do you think
you could hook us up, too?
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You're gonna have to ask
Ted about that,
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because this is Ted's night.
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- Ted?
- I'm going to say yes,
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but I've never had
this kind of power before,
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so I'm going to milk it, okay?
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- Go ahead. Do your thing.
- I mean, you gotta... You...
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Let it be so!
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Amen.
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We have to ask them 25 questions?
This is gonna take forever.
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Hey, no problem, Luce, it's just...
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The final interview
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Man,
I just thought of that.
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Damn, I'm gonna be a good doctor.
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Look, we'll split up the patients, okay?
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It�ll be quick and easy,
and then we can get to Cole's party.
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- Done.
- Done.
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Super-done. My dude is dead.
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Peace, I gotta go drown my sorrows
with a Jagerbomb.
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Where's Lucy?
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Um... What is your birth date?
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Probably just find that in the chart.
How about, are you married?
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Okay.
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Do you think that when bears hibernate
they have super-long dreams?
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- What?
- You spoke.
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I got you. Now you owe me an answer.
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You know, tit for tat, which,
by the way, is a horrible expression.
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It sounds pornographic.
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Listen, girlie,
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I'm not interested in answering
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a bunch of stupid questions
off of a form,
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so why don't you just
leave me the hell alone?
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00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,227
Great.
246
00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:12,799
Well, I guess it's time
for a little goodbye toast.
247
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,568
I'm not really much of a toast guy.
248
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:20,477
A fond farewell to that skanky blonde
heading out the door.
249
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,175
I'm gonna see
what other chickens are in the coop.
250
00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:24,910
Aw.
251
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,086
Eleven seconds. You beat your record.
252
00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,318
Whoo! I'm spinning.
253
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,226
Maybe next time you should try it
with alcohol instead of soda.
254
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,196
Don't be insane. This is awesome.
255
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:41,495
- Yeah, it is. We're letting them know.
- True dat.
256
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:44,302
Who and what are we letting know?
257
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,363
Mine won't talk.
258
00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:49,238
He wasn't even intrigued
by my bear-hibernation question.
259
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,539
For the last time,
they don't dream and nobody cares.
260
00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,306
They do and everybody cares.
261
00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:56,314
I'm sorry about your party,
but I was very clear.
262
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,407
All done or none done.
263
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,953
Hey, guys, my patient just died,
264
00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:04,820
I'm feeling a little too upset
to keep working.
265
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,916
Really? What was his name?
266
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:11,055
Look, I can't do this right now, Drew.
I'm hurting.
267
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,462
You're really gonna leave us?
268
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,935
I don't know if you can see
how much my soul dies
269
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,767
every time I let you back into my bed,
270
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:22,933
but it would make me hate myself,
like, four notches less
271
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,637
if I thought you had one decent bone
in your body.
272
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,304
Please don't laugh because
I said "bone."
273
00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:33,546
Hey, look, baby, I would love to stay,
but I just don't want to.
274
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,700
- Whoo! Good one.
- Whoo! Go on, boy.
275
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:51,601
Please, please, tell me
that this is just an intermission,
276
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,935
because I don't want this show
to ever end.
277
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,440
Why are you here, Perry?
278
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:58,170
To laugh, to cry, to cry from laughing,
279
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,337
but mostly to laugh
at two desperate guys
280
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,813
on an ice slide
to an irrelevant middle age.
281
00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:05,180
Well, not only have we been
letting them know...
282
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,617
- Is that the correct expression?
- That's it right there, let them know.
283
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:10,144
Well, we've been letting them know
by doing the Cabbage Patch,
284
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,089
the Running Man and the Capoeira.
285
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,649
That's right.
That's Brazilian dance-fighting.
286
00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,820
- In your face.
- Where's the jackass?
287
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,625
Jackass, come.
288
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:21,892
What up?
289
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,129
Now you are the host of this party,
290
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,570
and to some extent,
the voice of your generation.
291
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:29,574
And while I sadly acknowledge
that heralds the coming apocalypse,
292
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:33,044
I do value your opinion
on one thing in particular.
293
00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:35,444
Wow. You're like Shakespeare, yo.
294
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,416
I am. I am like Shakespeare, yo.
295
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,883
Now look around the room real quick
296
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,820
and tell me the five lamest people
that you see.
297
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,322
Feel free to start with me.
298
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,790
Cool. One, old.
299
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,955
Two, bald and shiny.
300
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,161
Three, super-old.
301
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,932
Four, checked out my junk at the urinal.
302
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,698
And five, has weird junk.
303
00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:00,665
Number four told me.
304
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,640
- We didn't make the list.
- Nope, we didn't.
305
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,370
- You've just been served.
- Yeah, and you know what?
306
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,139
We're gonna rub it in your face
a little bit
307
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,043
by doing some Brazilian fight-dancing.
308
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:12,073
- Five, six, seven, eight.
- Capoeira. Capoeira.
309
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,717
That was outstanding.
310
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,357
Sometimes reality takes the form
of a kick to the head.
311
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:27,194
Sorry, bros, you just moved up
312
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,633
to the number one and two spots
on my lame list.
313
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,158
Well, I think Turk should be
number one
314
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,763
because he appears to be bleeding.
315
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,741
Other times
it gets right up in your grill.
316
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,209
- Why would you page me?
- Paul just wants to be left alone.
317
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,304
Just let us go.
318
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,144
We'll come back in the morning
and take another shot at him.
319
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,242
Great, I'll go talk to his liver
and tell it to stop failing.
320
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,752
You don't get it, do you?
321
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,811
Patients don't do things
on your schedule.
322
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:52,722
This isn't high school, guys.
This is real.
323
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:56,157
You know what?
Do whatever you want.
324
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,254
I don't give a rat's ass.
325
00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:01,130
Just make sure
you can live with yourself.
326
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,062
I'm really sorry, C-Bear.
327
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:10,837
I had no idea my range of motion
would be so incredible in these chaps.
328
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,503
That's a lie. I totally knew.
329
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:15,945
I can't believe I let you sew my eye up
after all the soda you had.
330
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:18,677
This night definitely didn't turn out
the way I hoped it would.
331
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:23,688
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
332
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,218
Did you have us in the chairs again?
333
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,623
We weren't getting married, Turk.
We were becoming men.
334
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:31,494
Hey, did you guys dress up
for the kids in the cancer ward?
335
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,325
- Yes, we... That's what we were...
- Yeah. Yes.
336
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,300
Yeah, and then what happened was,
337
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,803
one of the kids hit me in the head
with a toy.
338
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,896
Yeah, 'cause he was mad.
339
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,273
'Cause he had the cancer.
340
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,072
Okay. We're just...
341
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,835
Hey. How did the final interviews go?
342
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,278
Not perfect.
343
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,841
But we decided as a group
that we can live with ourselves.
344
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,476
Well, I know those things are hard.
345
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:57,649
Turk and I had to do one last year.
We couldn't get the guy to say a word.
346
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,521
We ended up skipping
our big steak night
347
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,583
and we just spent hours talking to him.
348
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,891
He had a lot he needed to say
before he passed on.
349
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:05,897
Yeah, it definitely meant a lot to him.
350
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,092
I gotta say, for me, though,
it was probably
351
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,658
one of the most memorable nights
I've ever had as a doctor.
352
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:11,931
Me, too.
353
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:18,802
We just dropped a knowledge bomb
on your asses.
354
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,570
Dr. Turk was right.
355
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:25,447
A knowledge bomb
had been dropped on our asses.
356
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,384
So we decided to take another shot,
357
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,183
even though Paul
wasn't gonna talk to any of us.
358
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,315
What up, nerds?
359
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:37,022
Hey, this Paul dude is awesome.
He nailed Marilyn Monroe.
360
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,257
Oh, no.
It was actually Marilyn Montrose.
361
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,698
Same diff.
Chicks named Marilyn are hot.
362
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,634
I can't believe you came back.
363
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,694
It wasn't my idea. Denise made me.
364
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,672
- How did you get him to talk?
- We had a conversation.
365
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:51,039
All Hot Stuff here did
was ask questions off a form.
366
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:53,807
Are you choosing to smile
and ignore the insult
367
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,144
'cause he called you "Hot Stuff"?
Attagirl.
368
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,513
Hey, did you know
Paulie got a Purple Heart in Korea?
369
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,643
I didn't even know we fought Korea.
370
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,519
So Paul, how'd you get
your Purple Heart?
371
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,387
Come on, talk to us.
372
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,423
Whoops!
373
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,659
That's not my drink. It's good, though.
374
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,497
Methinks it's quitting time.
375
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,666
Good night, Gooch.
376
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,699
Ted.
377
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,402
- Ted.
- That's it?
378
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,740
I've been your whipping boy
for eight years,
379
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:30,306
and all I get before I disappear forever
is a wet, clammy handshake?
380
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,110
And yes, I know
that's from my hand, not yours.
381
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:37,247
And yes, I know
that we've never really been friends.
382
00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:41,385
And yes, I know that the Gooch
is way too attractive for me.
383
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,919
That's not relevant right now,
it's just always on my mind.
384
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,898
- Please don't leave me for a baritone.
- I won't.
385
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:51,528
Ted, I'm so hammered
that the only thing I can think about
386
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,539
are those 30-cent hotdogs
at the gas station,
387
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,063
so wrap it up.
388
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:59,908
You owe me more than a handshake.
Let's go, honey.
389
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,415
That's not my drink, either.
390
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:12,287
In war,
you have to make the hard choices.
391
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:16,454
So I shot the man.
But I'll never forget his face.
392
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:19,259
No way. You wasted a dude?
393
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,856
Hey, my buddy killed a guy once.
394
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,163
Backed right over him in a mini-mall.
It was crazy.
395
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,567
Yeah, that's the same.
396
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,867
I can't believe you were our age
when all that happened.
397
00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:30,397
Yeah, you and me both.
Some of our guys never made it home.
398
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:35,106
The rest of us tried to keep in touch.
But, you know, life gets in the way.
399
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:39,743
I haven't seen any of them for years,
but I think about them all the time.
400
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,278
You know, when you spend
the hardest time in your life
401
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:45,484
with a group of people,
you're bonded forever.
402
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:46,684
What're you guys still doing here?
403
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,488
All done, none done. Remember?
404
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,154
Wow. That crap worked.
405
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:53,096
I faculty-advised
the hell out of you guys.
406
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,831
I think it dawned on all of us
that, in a way, we were war buddies.
407
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,365
And we wouldn't be able
to get through med school
408
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:04,068
if we didn't have each other's backs.
409
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,140
Leave him! Every man for themselves!
410
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,180
Well, it dawned on most of us.
411
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:18,117
Hey, thanks for making Cole
come back.
412
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,647
I didn't make him come back.
413
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:24,025
I really hate talking to that guy.
It adds an extra shower to my day.
414
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,961
I can't believe it's been 12 years
since we started medical school.
415
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,437
We're getting old, Kemo Sabe.
416
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,871
Well, thank you, Lord.
417
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,501
Now you do realize you could have
saved yourself a lot of embarrassment,
418
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,602
a lot of time and about seven stitches
419
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,704
if you'd just admitted to that
a little earlier.
420
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,544
Of course, it wouldn't have been
as much fun for me
421
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:47,279
and I damn sure wouldn't have
gotten this terrific screen saver.
422
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,253
- He's gonna want a copy of that.
- No, I won't.
423
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,153
Hello, Christmas cards.
424
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,454
There's nothing wrong
with getting older.
425
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,188
So do yourself a favor.
Get a prostate exam,
426
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:59,720
stop wearing ironic T-shirts
and just let it happen.
427
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:04,335
Sometimes we have to embrace
the hard truths about ourselves,
428
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,964
whether it's what we really wanna do
on a big night out
429
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:12,641
or realizing that you're never
as strong alone as you are together.
430
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,537
I can't believe we found them.
431
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,707
I can't believe they came.
432
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,477
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