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Hey, Echo.
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Why don't you sit with us?
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Sorry, Adam, I can't stay.
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- I have plans with
- someone else today.
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But I bought us macaroni.
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They're using a brand-new
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cheese substitute.
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- I wouldn't eat
- that mac and cheese.
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- I just saw
- the lunch lady sneeze!
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Ah-choo!
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Hey, that rhymed!
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You're a poet and you didn't
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realize it
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until this very second.
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- Yeah, why are you
- rhyming everything?
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- I guess Mr. Lewis
- has that effect on me.
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He teaches a class on poetry.
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"She walks in beauty
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like the night
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of cloudless climes
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and starry skies,
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and all that's best
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of dark and bright
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meet in her aspect
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and her eyes."
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[girls swoon]
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I know that look!
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That's the look Echo gives me
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- when I imagine
- Echo gives me a look!
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- What does he have
- that I don't have?
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Nothing.
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Thanks, Derby.
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Did I say "nothing"?
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I meant "everything."
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I'm always getting
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those words confused.
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? Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ?
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- ? We've been trying
- to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am hid ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ??
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[Derby, deep voice]
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Hello, students.
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I am Principal Tater.
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I have decided to cancel school
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for the rest of the week.
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Yes!
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[students cheering]
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Finally,
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a chance to see Chicago...
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the musical in New York...
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New York, the hotel
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in Las Vegas.
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Not so fast, mister!
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How's this?
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School is not canceled.
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But Principal Tater said it is.
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[gasps]
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I'm Principal Tater!
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This is just a...
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devilishly handsome balloon.
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How do I know
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he's not Principal Tater
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and you're the balloon?
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Aah!
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Test it on him!
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Test it on him!
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Aah!
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Derby, you're going
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to be punished for this.
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[Derby, deep voice]
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I couldn't agree more.
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I'll handle him.
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Nice try!
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I'm confiscating this
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gorgeous novelty item.
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Wow, you have strong hands.
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Ahh.
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This will be even better
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when my beanbag desk arrives.
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[door opens and closes]
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The welcome wagon's here,
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and it's carrying lemon squares!
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That's so sweet of you.
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- Let me put it
- with the gifts I got
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From the other teachers.
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So, I understand
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you're new to teaching.
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What did you do before this?
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Jail? Were you in jail?
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[chuckles]
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- Yes.
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- Aha!
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How many hobos did you murder?
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Actually, I chained myself
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to a 500-year-old oak
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- to prevent it
- from being cut down.
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Before that, I spent time
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traveling the world.
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Burning through your trust fund?
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- Eating fancy,
- cream-filled pastries
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And drinking cafe au lait
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with mimes in "Paree"?
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No. I joined the Peace Corps
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to dig wells
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for villagers in drought zones.
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Then I wrote a book of poetry.
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I'm Deep?
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Talk about conceited.
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I'm blocking
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the rest of the title.
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I'm Deep in this Well I Dug
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for Villagers
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in a Drought Zone.
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All profits go right
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to my koala orphanage.
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Yeah, well...
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aww!
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I love koalas.
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That balloon was
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the best principal I ever had.
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Well, we could try
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to get your balloon back.
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What do you know about
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- the secret room
- of confiscated stuff?
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Everything!
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I mean, nothing!
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Legend has it... Wait.
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Legend has it
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that somewhere
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inside Finnegan High
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is a room filled
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with everything Tater
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has ever confiscated
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and more.
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But the journey to this
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mythical room is a perilous one,
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filled with despair, madness,
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and death!
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I love death!
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They're so cute and cuddly!
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Sorry, I always confuse
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death and bunnies.
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OK.
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- Who would like
- to come to the board
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- And label the rhyme scheme
- of this sonnet?
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[all clamor]
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Hmph!
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[Adam, beatnik accent]
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Well, isn't this groovy?
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Hey-hey, cats and kittens.
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I'm lookin' for Mr. Lewis.
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Dig?
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J.P. Goldberg?
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In the turtleneck-covered flesh.
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You're my hero!
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Everything I know about poetry,
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I learned from you!
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What are you doing here?
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Tellin' you this place
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is deadsville!
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Ya gotta keep movin',
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keep groovin',
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keep goin' far, far away...
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now.
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- But, J.P., I'm just
- trying to share
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- My love of poetry
- with young people,
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And inspire them...
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the way you inspired me.
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Man, you gotta get
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back on the road!
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- [normal voice]
- Let me help you pack your bags.
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[grunting]
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Well, lucky pupils,
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- you are witnessing
- a truly special moment.
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There comes a point
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in all poets' lives
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when they must forge
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their own view of the world...
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and rebel against
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their heroes!
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What?!
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You're my hero!
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- Does that mean I have
- to rebel against you?
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No. Since I want you to rebel
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against your heroes,
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the best way to rebel against me
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is not to rebel against me.
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And you...
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Thank you for showing me
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Finnegan is where I belong...
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and where I shall remain
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until the day I die.
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[girls swoon]
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Any idea when that might be?
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- OK, class, today
- we're going to learn
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Why science
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is cooler than poetry.
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- Poetry isn't cooler
- than anything,
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And it's still cooler
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than science.
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You'll see!
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Mom?
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Can I please just
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go back to bed?
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No.
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Now, let's see if poetry
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can cure disease.
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[deadpan] "Roses are red,
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- violets are blue;
- sugar is sweet,
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And so are you."
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There. Do you feel better?
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Oh, honey,
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that was so sweet!
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I do feel a little better.
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No, you don't.
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See? Poetry can't even cure
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the common cold.
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Neither can science.
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OK, not yet,
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but it might someday.
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Poetry might someday.
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He's right!
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No, he's not right!
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Don't listen to them, Echo.
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Where's Echo?
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Oh, Echo's not
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in this class anymore.
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- What?!
- [Slab] This class conflicts
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- With Advanced Poetry,
- so she switched.
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- I might do the same
- now that I know poetry
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Can heal the sick.
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- Can I go join Mr. Lewis'
- class now?
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He's holding it in the quad.
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Ooh, that sounds fun!
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I could use some fresh air.
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- Plus, I think
- I'm about two poems away
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From being completely cured.
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"Weave a circle
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'round him thrice,
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and close your eyes
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with holy dread,
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for he on
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honey-dew hath fed,
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and drunk the milk
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of paradise."
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Wow!
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- I think I'm actually
- feeling better
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Than before I was sick!
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Cool Mr. Lewis is having
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his class outside, huh?
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Well, cool Mr. Young
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can do that, too.
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There's a cool Mr. Young?
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What does he teach?
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[Mr. Lewis] Mr. Young!
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I see you're having class
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outside, too.
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I hope that we don't
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bother you.
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And I hope we don't bother you
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when we study acou...
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stic resonance.
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Now, class.
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This machine emits
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low-frequency sound waves.
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[machine whirs]
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- When it oscillates
- at the right frequency,
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It can cause an object
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to vibrate.
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[frequency shifts]
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That water is trembling...
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like my heart.
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As the frequency changes,
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so does the object it affects.
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[low rumbling]
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Adam, what are you doing?
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Just teaching science...
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cool, cool science.
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[students screaming]
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[cracking]
289
00:09:58,751 --> 00:10:00,438
I haven't seen a crack that big
290
00:10:00,439 --> 00:10:02,125
since the plumber came over...
291
00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:03,438
to fix the huge crack
292
00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:04,709
in our bathtub!
293
00:10:04,751 --> 00:10:06,459
[deafening rumbling]
294
00:10:11,751 --> 00:10:13,334
[debris settles]
295
00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:14,584
Wow!
296
00:10:14,626 --> 00:10:16,709
This sinkhole has inspired me
297
00:10:16,751 --> 00:10:18,167
to write a poem
298
00:10:18,209 --> 00:10:19,751
about the bottomlessness
299
00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:21,292
of my own soul.
300
00:10:21,334 --> 00:10:22,667
Thanks, Mr. Young!
301
00:10:23,751 --> 00:10:25,042
Mr. Young?
302
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,334
[Adam] Down here!
303
00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:30,417
See? I'm deep, too.
304
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,709
Hello?
305
00:10:36,751 --> 00:10:38,918
Mom?
306
00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:42,083
OK, all we have to do
307
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,834
- is get Tater
- to confiscate something,
308
00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:45,168
And then we can follow him
309
00:10:45,169 --> 00:10:46,459
to the secret room.
310
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,543
Let's see what Tater thinks of
311
00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,584
my scissor-hands!
312
00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:54,918
Aw!
313
00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:57,167
I brought my comb hands.
314
00:11:00,918 --> 00:11:02,209
Don't worry.
315
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,709
I'm sure I have something.
316
00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:05,105
Let's see...
317
00:11:05,106 --> 00:11:06,459
giant pin.
318
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,709
[air horn honks]
319
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,626
Air horn.
320
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,626
Laser pointer.
321
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,125
African emperor scorpion...
322
00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:14,542
[scorpion hisses]
323
00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:16,959
Easy, Skippy.
324
00:11:18,209 --> 00:11:19,500
[Tater] Slab!
325
00:11:21,292 --> 00:11:22,876
This backpack doesn't have
326
00:11:22,918 --> 00:11:25,083
a regulation zipper.
327
00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:26,250
I'm going to have
328
00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:27,375
to confiscate it.
329
00:11:30,918 --> 00:11:32,417
Follow him!
330
00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:39,125
Where did he go?
331
00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:40,397
He rounded the corner!
332
00:11:40,398 --> 00:11:41,626
Follow him!
333
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,209
Oh.
334
00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:46,230
-Whoa!
335
00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:47,292
-Whoa!
336
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:52,334
Whoa!
337
00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:53,918
We're on the other side
338
00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:56,667
of a secret bank of lockers!
339
00:11:56,709 --> 00:11:58,314
Now we'll never figure out
340
00:11:58,315 --> 00:11:59,918
where Tater went!
341
00:12:01,584 --> 00:12:02,792
My favorite first line
342
00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:04,000
of a poem?
343
00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,918
I'd say Edgar Allan Poe's
344
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,667
"Once upon a midnight dreary,
345
00:12:07,709 --> 00:12:08,896
while I pondered,
346
00:12:08,897 --> 00:12:10,083
weak and weary."
347
00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:11,896
That's good... but I prefer
348
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,667
the fanciful eloquence of,
349
00:12:13,709 --> 00:12:15,376
"I like big butts
350
00:12:15,377 --> 00:12:17,042
and I cannot lie."
351
00:12:18,334 --> 00:12:20,125
[girls swoon]
352
00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:25,751
Wow!
353
00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:26,959
Adam, you look awful!
354
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,459
Yeah, well...
355
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,147
time in the hole
356
00:12:30,148 --> 00:12:31,792
really changes a man.
357
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,334
How did you get out?
358
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:35,168
Not using poetry,
359
00:12:35,169 --> 00:12:36,959
that's for sure.
360
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,168
Listen, Adam, It's OK
361
00:12:38,169 --> 00:12:39,334
if you don't like poetry.
362
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,542
It's not for everyone.
363
00:12:40,584 --> 00:12:41,792
True.
364
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,334
It requires creative thinking,
365
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:44,980
not the cold, dull logic
366
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,584
of science.
367
00:12:46,626 --> 00:12:48,500
Anyone can write a poem!
368
00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:50,083
I think that's a great idea!
369
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,459
Thank you!
370
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,209
What's a great idea?
371
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,834
You writing a poem
372
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:56,918
and reciting it at
373
00:12:56,919 --> 00:12:57,959
tonight's poetry slam.
374
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,375
That is a great idea!
375
00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:00,584
No...
376
00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:01,792
I'll be there!
377
00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:03,334
Way I'm missing that.
378
00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:09,605
I can't believe you're ironing.
379
00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:11,000
You never iron.
380
00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:12,335
I know!
381
00:13:12,336 --> 00:13:13,626
But I just have so much energy
382
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,875
since you healed me
383
00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:16,083
with that poem.
384
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,417
Yeah, yeah, poetry's great...
385
00:13:18,459 --> 00:13:19,810
- except when
- you have to write it.
386
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:22,083
Well, inspiration is everywhere.
387
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,792
Just look around you.
388
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,292
You're right.
389
00:13:25,334 --> 00:13:27,167
- All I have to do
- is pick something
390
00:13:27,209 --> 00:13:28,355
And rhyme it
391
00:13:28,356 --> 00:13:29,500
with something else.
392
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,852
- I just need to avoid
- these few words
393
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:33,250
That don't rhyme with anything.
394
00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:36,417
"Orange," "iron"...
395
00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:38,876
"month," "bulb,"
396
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,375
"sandwich," "chocolate,"
397
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:44,125
"pizza," "monster"...
398
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:49,042
[grunting]
399
00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:53,751
Uh?
400
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,375
Ah!
401
00:13:58,584 --> 00:14:00,522
Tater's secret room must be
402
00:14:00,523 --> 00:14:02,459
around here somewhere.
403
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,292
Wait! If the legend is true,
404
00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:06,501
this whole place is
405
00:14:06,502 --> 00:14:07,667
protected by booby traps.
406
00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:09,314
You're right. Maybe we should
407
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:10,918
only step on these special tiles
408
00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:12,876
with targets painted on them.
409
00:14:14,626 --> 00:14:16,542
That seems safe.
410
00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:19,792
Duck!
411
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,584
Ooh, I love ducks!
412
00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:27,792
[scoffs]
413
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,209
One pencil?
414
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,602
- Unless it comes
- with a math test,
415
00:14:30,626 --> 00:14:32,792
It's hardly scary.
416
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:36,209
[booby traps open]
417
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,293
Maybe we're supposed to
418
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,334
avoid these tiles.
419
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,751
[objects launching]
420
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:41,043
-Aah!
421
00:14:41,044 --> 00:14:42,292
-Aah!
422
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:44,292
- -Huh?
- -Huh?
423
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,167
- I guess Tater sharpened one,
- then stopped.
424
00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:56,834
Bless that lazy, lazy man.
425
00:14:58,876 --> 00:15:00,209
Thank you for that
426
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:01,542
stirring poem.
427
00:15:01,584 --> 00:15:03,584
I had no idea so many words
428
00:15:03,585 --> 00:15:05,584
rhymed with "grr."
429
00:15:05,626 --> 00:15:08,125
[applause]
430
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:12,292
Next up, Echo Zizzleswift.
431
00:15:12,334 --> 00:15:14,792
[applause]
432
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:19,167
Hi, everyone!
433
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,125
My poem is called The Future.
434
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:23,292
- "When I see you
- toss your can in the garbage
435
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:24,627
Instead of recycling,
436
00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:25,918
I see the future:
437
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,709
the countryside...
438
00:15:27,751 --> 00:15:30,125
piled high with rotting waste!
439
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:31,751
[all gasp]
440
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:33,250
Our planet, a parched,
441
00:15:33,292 --> 00:15:35,375
desiccated, shriveled,
442
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,292
scorched, barren,
443
00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:39,375
eviscerated, bulldozed,
444
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:43,167
ravaged, endless wasteland!"
445
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,751
Thank you!
446
00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:49,542
Wow.
447
00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:51,500
So beautiful.
448
00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:55,083
- Are you referring
- to the secret key
449
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,376
To the secret room
450
00:15:56,377 --> 00:15:57,626
or to my new haircut?
451
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,792
Secret key.
452
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,667
Wait!
453
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:04,709
Are you referring to
454
00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:05,710
"wait" as in "halt,"
455
00:16:05,751 --> 00:16:07,185
- or "weight" as in
- a system of units
456
00:16:07,209 --> 00:16:08,730
For expressing
457
00:16:08,731 --> 00:16:10,250
heaviness or mass?
458
00:16:10,292 --> 00:16:12,834
The second one.
459
00:16:12,876 --> 00:16:13,898
This pedestal probably
460
00:16:13,899 --> 00:16:14,918
has a weight sensor.
461
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:16,417
If we take the key,
462
00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:18,292
- it'll trigger
- a deadly booby trap.
463
00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:19,876
- We need something
- of equal weight
464
00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:21,542
To replace the key.
465
00:16:21,584 --> 00:16:23,042
I always think better
466
00:16:23,043 --> 00:16:24,500
with jellybeans.
467
00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:30,209
I've got nothing.
468
00:16:33,584 --> 00:16:36,083
Now I've really got nothing.
469
00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:39,375
[Slab spits]
470
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:42,375
Perfect.
471
00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:46,125
It worked!
472
00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,876
[rumbling]
473
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,292
- -Aah!
- -Aah!
474
00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:55,022
Slab! Now that I'm staring
475
00:16:55,023 --> 00:16:56,709
bunnies in the face,
476
00:16:56,751 --> 00:16:58,584
- I just want to say
- one last thing.
477
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,292
I did notice your haircut,
478
00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:02,250
and it's very flattering.
479
00:17:04,042 --> 00:17:05,626
We're not going to die!
480
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,125
Look!
481
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,500
That's it?
482
00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:11,709
A dodge ball?
483
00:17:11,751 --> 00:17:13,292
Like that can hurt us.
484
00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:14,751
Ow!
485
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,334
Ha ha ha!
486
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,918
Ow!
487
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,167
Confiscated.
488
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,063
And now,
489
00:17:24,064 --> 00:17:25,125
with our final poem...
490
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:27,834
Adam Young!
491
00:17:27,876 --> 00:17:29,417
[applause]
492
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,605
Maybe something will inspire me
493
00:17:32,606 --> 00:17:34,042
in the next 3 steps.
494
00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:44,042
Ah, it was worth a shot.
495
00:17:45,334 --> 00:17:46,792
Adam, I just want to tell you
496
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,709
- how cool it is
- that you're doing this.
497
00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:50,500
Good luck!
498
00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:55,876
"Everything about you
499
00:17:55,877 --> 00:17:56,959
inspires me.
500
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,417
Your beauty,
501
00:17:58,459 --> 00:17:59,980
like a flash of gold
502
00:17:59,981 --> 00:18:01,500
in the riverbed.
503
00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:03,667
Your kindness,
504
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,376
a low, full moon,
505
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,042
bathing me in its warm glow.
506
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,897
The world is full of mysteries
507
00:18:08,898 --> 00:18:10,709
that science tries to explain,
508
00:18:10,751 --> 00:18:12,272
like shining a flashlight
509
00:18:12,273 --> 00:18:13,792
down a dark hall,
510
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,522
or finding
511
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:17,209
the right key for a lock.
512
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,313
But there's one thing that
513
00:18:19,314 --> 00:18:21,375
science will never unlock:
514
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,959
the mystery of you...
515
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,709
and I wouldn't want it to."
516
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,500
[monster bawls]
517
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:36,647
Wow!
518
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:37,876
Adam, that was incredible!
519
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:39,209
- -You liked it?
- -Yeah.
520
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,626
Well, I should tell you,
521
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,459
I was really inspired by...
522
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,250
Me!
523
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,643
- I had no idea you felt
- such a powerful bond
524
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,209
Between us...
525
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,709
especially since
526
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:52,167
we just met yesterday.
527
00:18:55,459 --> 00:18:56,876
[applause]
528
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,626
That was wonderful, Mr. Young!
529
00:18:58,667 --> 00:18:59,772
Truly inspired...
530
00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:00,876
which makes me realize
531
00:19:00,918 --> 00:19:02,168
how dreadful
532
00:19:02,169 --> 00:19:03,417
the rest of you were.
533
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:04,876
I can't do this anymore.
534
00:19:04,918 --> 00:19:06,167
I quit!
535
00:19:06,209 --> 00:19:07,417
[students gasp]
536
00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:10,250
I'm going back on the road,
537
00:19:10,292 --> 00:19:12,417
where I belong.
538
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,125
[bike bell rings]
539
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,042
Well, looks like
540
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:28,083
everything's back to...
541
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,334
Thanks a lot, Mr. Poet!
542
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,793
Because of you,
543
00:19:31,794 --> 00:19:33,209
Mr. Lewis is gone!
544
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,792
Hey!
545
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,125
[monster grunts]
546
00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:42,626
We'll discuss this later...
547
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:45,000
when you're under my bed!
548
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,542
[snaps fingers]
549
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:00,355
OK, I think this is
550
00:20:00,356 --> 00:20:01,626
the secret room.
551
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:02,918
You mean this one
552
00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:04,167
marked "secret room,"
553
00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:05,792
- as opposed to
- that room over there
554
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,375
Marked "not the secret room"?
555
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,792
It could've been a trick.
556
00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:15,709
OK, if this sign
557
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:16,959
is to be believed...
558
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,667
And I think we've learned
559
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:21,042
they're pretty trustworthy...
560
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,709
Then we've found the secret room
561
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:24,334
of confiscated stuff!
562
00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,542
[padlock clicks]
563
00:20:32,751 --> 00:20:34,584
A broom closet?!
564
00:20:34,626 --> 00:20:37,417
Yes, brooms!
565
00:20:37,459 --> 00:20:39,876
We came here for toys!
566
00:20:39,918 --> 00:20:42,125
Stupid brooms.
567
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:43,563
I see you've discovered
568
00:20:43,564 --> 00:20:44,959
my secret.
569
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,584
You're bald!
570
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:49,668
That there is no secret room
571
00:20:49,669 --> 00:20:51,709
of confiscated stuff.
572
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,751
But the legend...
573
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:55,146
A suburban myth...
574
00:20:55,147 --> 00:20:56,500
like that one about the yeti
575
00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:58,147
working in the Big and Tall
576
00:20:58,148 --> 00:20:59,751
store at the mall.
577
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,251
Everything I confiscate
578
00:21:01,252 --> 00:21:02,709
gets donated to charity.
579
00:21:02,751 --> 00:21:05,417
Specifically, a koala orphanage.
580
00:21:05,459 --> 00:21:06,480
-Aww!
581
00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:07,500
-Aww!
582
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,292
Good luck getting back.
583
00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:13,375
I sharpened all the pencils!
584
00:21:15,292 --> 00:21:16,667
[booby traps open]
585
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,459
[Derby and Slab yelp]
586
00:21:26,209 --> 00:21:28,459
[diabolic chuckle]
587
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,375
It's all mine.
588
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:33,250
Hey, where'd you get that pin?
589
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:37,850
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