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Four, three, two, one, Happy New Year!
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♪ Should old acquaintance be forgot ♪
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♪ And never brought to mind? ♪
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Happy New Year!
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♪ Should old acquaintance be forgot ♪
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♪ And auld lang syne? ♪
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♪ For auld lang syne, my dear ♪
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Please, say something.
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All right, fine.
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I don't like how you're using this
song to manipulate my feelings.
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I didn't ask them to play
it. Honest, it's tradition.
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It's shady.
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I've been begging you for ten minutes.
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And I haven't asked you to take
off those ridiculous glasses.
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These glasses are timeless.
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Come on. I miss you.
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What do you miss?
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- Everything.
- I need to hear it.
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Be specific.
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I... I miss our talks.
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I have no idea
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what Britney is up to. And
you got me invested in her hair
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and now I don't know what's going on.
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It's not good.
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I miss your stupid laugh.
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My stupid laugh? What
about your stupid laugh?
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You have the stupidest
laugh of all. You're like:
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Yeah, well yours is:
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Oh...
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I am sorry I was so selfish.
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Annie, I love you.
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In case I die.
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And if that happens right now,
before you say it back to me,
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then I assure you, I
will haunt you forever.
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Or until you and Dax get married
and it gets uncomfortable.
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I need you.
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Nasty Gal needs you.
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♪ We'll take a cup of... ♪
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Get over here, you dirty slut.
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I love you, in case I die.
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Should we kiss?
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Kind of feels like we should kiss.
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Never. Never. Never. Mwah!
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♪ For auld lang syne ♪
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Okay. Here it goes.
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I hereby call to order the
first official business meeting
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of the worldwide business
known as Nasty Gal.
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- Business.
- Whew.
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Can I be honest? Rocky start.
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Please, hold your comments till the end.
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The only item on our agenda today
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is to discuss the
launch of NastyGal.com.
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- Pyrotechnics.
- Yeah.
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Now you're cooking.
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And to do that, three things have
to happen. First, we need to create
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a kick-ass website.
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Fuck PowerPoint, that was
crazy dramatic. Do the others.
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You have to wait for the build.
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Our website should be easy to
use, but also cool to look at.
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I don't want people to think
they're buying a lame textbook.
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That's great, but who's gonna make it
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so that it actually works and stuff?
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Is one of us a secret computer genius?
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Is it me?
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Tell me what a browser tab is.
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- It's not me.
- It's not me either.
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But I've got this bad boy on my side
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and three months to learn.
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This brings me to my second point.
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Are you gonna reveal window
number two? So exciting.
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Gah! Ha! I mean, did you practice this?
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Where was I?
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We need to tell everyone on the
planet that on April 4th, 2008,
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Nasty Gal is back.
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Why April 4th?
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Because it's Jamie
Lynn Spears' birthday?
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- What?
- What?
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At the rate we're blowing through cash,
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that's the date my bank account
achieves negative numbers.
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And third, we need to
get enough inventory
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to last us a few weeks after the launch.
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Oh, wait. Okay.
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This one is gonna say "Get inventory."
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Uh...
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So satisfying.
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I knew you'd love that.
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Okay, well, as far as inventory goes,
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I think a hundred pieces ought to do it.
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But they can't just be any pieces.
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These need to be one-of-a-kind items
that you can't find anywhere else.
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- How many you got?
- Forty-seven.
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Okay...
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- What's that?
- It's a telethon thermometer.
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It strongly resembles a penis.
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Heh, heh. Well, we are at half chub now.
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As soon as we're fully
erect, we're in business.
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Yeah. Meeting adjourned.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Long day at rehearsal?
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Yup.
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- We recorded our demo.
- Mm?
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We might actually do a whole album.
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Well, make sure you go heavy
on the "oohs" in your songs.
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- 'Cause people love that shit.
- I think we're pretty good.
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Yeah.
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I think, maybe. I don't
know, I'm too close to it.
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I have so much to do.
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Get ready to hear the words "launch"
and "site" a gazillion times.
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Try not to put too much
pressure on yourself.
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Are you kidding?
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There's not enough pressure
in the world to put on myself.
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This means everything.
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If I fail at this, then I
basically fail as a human.
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You're right. It's late.
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I'm insane.
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Whoa. What's happening?
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Is that a muscle spasm?
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That's sex for tonight.
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Oh...
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- This was a great day.
- Yeah.
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The best.
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- Everybody set?
- No.
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I'm just standing in a tiny room
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with my arm straight out for no reason.
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Cool. One, two, three, four.
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- Should we dive in?
- Like Greg fucking Louganis.
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Who's that?
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This silver fox who gave a
motivational speech at my high school.
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♪ Nothing in my nature Tells
me not to do bad things ♪
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♪ I know that I really
Should be good tonight ♪
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♪ There's a kind of satisfaction
That destruction brings ♪
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♪ Consequences never could
convince me That I should do right ♪
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♪ I'll come crashing ♪
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♪ I'll come crashing ♪
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♪ I'll come crashing down
In the ash of a fire rack ♪
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♪ It feels ♪
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♪ I'll come crashing ♪
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♪ I'll come crashing ♪
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♪ Down in the ash of a fire rack ♪
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♪ It feels ♪
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♪ Nothing matches the
passionate thrill ♪
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♪ Of desire, oh ♪
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♪ Fuck, yeah ♪
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Come on. Two more pieces.
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Think. Think. Think.
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Hey, it worked.
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This is where unclaimed
luggage goes to die.
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Mm-hmm. Think of baggage
claim as purgatory
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and this place as a dank, tacky hell.
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Are you kidding? This
place is a gold mine.
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You may need to
reevaluate your standards.
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Oh.
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I think there's some secret agent
out there whose cover is way blown.
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- You want one?
- I don't accept pre-owned wigs,
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- thank you.
- Aw.
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Poor kid.
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Probably visiting her grandma,
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having no fun and without any Underoos.
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Oh.
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Oh, my goodness. How'd
the dogs miss that?
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Finder's fee. Have fun.
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Yeah.
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Open those pores.
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- Real or ghost?
- Real. I'm Kaavi, the web designer.
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Kaavi. Hi.
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- How long have you been standing there?
- Nine minutes.
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Okay. Um...
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Hi, I'm Annie. Sophia
should be back any minute.
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In the meantime, welcome to Nasty Gal.
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Okay.
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Oh. Hey. Uh...
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This is one of the pieces
we're selling on her website.
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- What do you think?
- I think it's blue
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and it has a butterfly on it whose
size is zoologically incorrect.
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- I'm not a fashion person.
- That's cool.
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I'm not a computer person.
We'll get along great.
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I'm my best self from ten to two,
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so, maybe you could point
me toward my workstation?
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Actually, never mind.
I'll just set up here.
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Oh, you can't just...
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Okay, yeah.
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Ninety-nine and 100.
Put it on the dick board!
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We are officially at full-blown...
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- wood.
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Okay, I would take a bullet
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for that jumpsuit,
Secret Service-style, man.
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Right? Halston vintage.
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- It's perfect.
- Yes.
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Hey. Even you need to give
it up for the jumpsuit.
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It'd look good in a museum exhibit
about lady astronauts from the '70s.
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Why are the stairs being shitty to me?
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Sophia, I saw you
struggling with the website.
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So, I asked Kaavi here...
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to come on board and help us out.
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Hmm.
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I'm sorry. Can I have a
private talk with Annie?
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Probably. You should ask her.
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Annie.
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We can't afford to
bring on new help now.
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We can't afford not to.
April is coming up fast,
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and the site still isn't done.
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Just give her a chance.
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She was cheap. Like, there-might-be-
something-wrong-with-her cheap.
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This conversation is not private.
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We won't say anything bad. Don't worry.
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I don't like her. Nope. She's
got a weird, weird energy.
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Yeah, but she's an Ivy League
grad and knows what she's doing.
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If she sucks, we'll get rid of her.
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Is your Wi-Fi network BC Marine
Services or Two Dope Bitches?
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It's the latter.
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I know. I wanted to illustrate
how clearly we can hear each other
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from our respective positions.
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Kaavi.
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I need you to make the
site look like this.
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Let me guess, you tried
to do it and failed.
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- I didn't try that hard.
- Two months, she tried. Two months.
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Welcome aboard.
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A hundred items, check.
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That oddball Kaavi building
a website I designed, check.
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And the entire Western vintage buying
world awaiting our launch, check.
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This might actually work.
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Of course it's going to work.
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We have the confidence
of much older women.
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What impression...
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do you leave...
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on the world?
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I need to touch it.
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Sophia!
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- Gosh! Hi.
- Hi.
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Oh, my... I'm so happy you
are here to witness this.
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I mean, at first when I saw you,
I thought I must be hallucinating.
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Because how much truth and
beauty can one room fit?
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That and the pot cookie I had earlier.
It's the only way to watch art.
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- Nathan, Sophia's here!
- Sophia.
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- Hi.
- Oh, it's so good to see you.
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Yeah, you, too.
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Man, that was...
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so...
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art.
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The highest form of praise. Bless you.
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- Tell her more about it.
- How much time do you have?
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- Uh...
- Right, so, the short version.
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So, I was at a clearance
sale for the Sharper Image
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and there were all these signs
that said "Everything must go."
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And I thought, no.
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Not everything. But then as
I thought more, it hit me.
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Yes.
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Everything.
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Yes.
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- Totally get it.
- Oh, good.
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00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,789
I'm so happy.
256
00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:11,500
Oh, honey. Is this about
how deep that shit was?
257
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:13,710
No, I'm fine. It's just, um,
258
00:14:13,711 --> 00:14:18,307
you know, I killed myself for six
months building that apparatus.
259
00:14:18,508 --> 00:14:21,143
I put everything I had
into it, and for what?
260
00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:23,396
Nobody cares.
261
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,266
This show was a total flop.
262
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:31,853
Your art will find its own
audience. My mouth is so dry.
263
00:14:31,854 --> 00:14:33,146
My tongue is like a mitten.
264
00:14:33,147 --> 00:14:36,316
She's right. You can't put
yourself down after one show.
265
00:14:36,317 --> 00:14:37,901
I've had 24 in the past year.
266
00:14:37,902 --> 00:14:39,412
I've been real busy.
267
00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:41,497
I think I'm done with art.
268
00:14:41,739 --> 00:14:42,906
Or rather,
269
00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:44,741
art is done with me.
270
00:14:44,742 --> 00:14:45,876
It has spoken.
271
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:47,628
And it said,
272
00:14:48,037 --> 00:14:49,121
"Get out."
273
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,666
Oh! Oh, there we go. It's
okay. You know what? Okay.
274
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,948
So, you're not going to
be an artist. Who cares?
275
00:14:54,973 --> 00:14:56,461
You are a jack-of-all-trades.
276
00:14:56,486 --> 00:14:58,323
There is nothing...
277
00:14:58,348 --> 00:14:59,987
- you can't do.
- Except art.
278
00:15:00,012 --> 00:15:02,042
You know, it's just time to shift gears.
279
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,135
Right?
280
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,271
I'm gonna just move
on to something else.
281
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,939
Something bigger.
282
00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,775
Okay, something that
will change the world.
283
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,977
- Something like dance.
- Something like dance?
284
00:15:15,712 --> 00:15:17,031
- Sophia.
- Sophia, come here.
285
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,952
Oh, my goodness.
286
00:15:22,058 --> 00:15:23,228
We have a problem.
287
00:15:23,253 --> 00:15:25,657
This is NastyGal.com, your website.
288
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,951
- You're so big, harder...
- And it's filled with porn.
289
00:15:27,952 --> 00:15:31,038
No, okay. I've seen
worse. So, does that help?
290
00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:32,965
- ... I feel so nasty.
- No. No, it doesn't.
291
00:15:33,207 --> 00:15:36,501
How did you get this far without
checking if the domain was available?
292
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:40,389
- Hey. She's had a lot going on.
- Fuck.
293
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,549
I am hella bush league.
294
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:43,684
So is that.
295
00:15:43,926 --> 00:15:47,313
I prefer erotic fiction. It's like
pornography for the imagination.
296
00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,417
Shit. I'm such an idiot.
297
00:15:49,442 --> 00:15:51,402
If you want, I could take
two minutes out of my day
298
00:15:51,427 --> 00:15:53,134
to register a new web address.
299
00:15:53,728 --> 00:15:56,095
Or we could use that
time to continue watching
300
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,606
this skillful lovemaking.
301
00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,900
I've given that address
to thousands of people.
302
00:15:59,901 --> 00:16:02,569
And on April 4th, everyone's
gonna go to NastyGal.com
303
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,572
and get an eyeful of shaved sniz.
304
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,324
Sophia, we can fix this.
305
00:16:07,325 --> 00:16:09,333
Just go back to NastyGalVintage.com.
306
00:16:09,358 --> 00:16:11,203
It was the name of your eBay store.
307
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,455
We'll say there was some
confusion. It's no big deal.
308
00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:16,041
- It's fine.
- No. No. Fine is not perfect.
309
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,302
Well, if you're looking for perfect...
310
00:16:23,257 --> 00:16:24,966
That is not what I asked you to do.
311
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:27,344
I know. I did more than
what you asked me to do.
312
00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:28,845
I didn't ask you to do that.
313
00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:30,252
I want it the way I want it.
314
00:16:30,277 --> 00:16:32,049
This is my baby we
are talking about here.
315
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,241
Well, your customers
are gonna find your baby
316
00:16:34,266 --> 00:16:36,019
boring, confusing and ugly.
317
00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:38,823
My sister has that baby.
She named him Cormac.
318
00:16:41,317 --> 00:16:44,245
Your services and your
sweatshirts are no longer welcome.
319
00:16:45,863 --> 00:16:47,030
Fine.
320
00:16:47,031 --> 00:16:49,041
I'll just grab my stuff and go.
321
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,464
This is mine.
322
00:17:33,828 --> 00:17:35,463
Ah, that's too tight.
323
00:17:36,164 --> 00:17:38,336
I also have to breathe whenever I sleep.
324
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,159
I'm like normal people that way.
325
00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:43,471
Sorry.
326
00:17:44,589 --> 00:17:46,307
I'm so stressed out.
327
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,810
- Kaavi is just...
- Who's Kaavi?
328
00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:52,897
The girl building our site.
329
00:17:53,347 --> 00:17:55,316
I told you about her last night.
330
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,944
Don't snap at me. I forget.
331
00:18:00,771 --> 00:18:03,157
She's just so annoying.
332
00:18:04,525 --> 00:18:06,494
Doing her own thing.
333
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,205
As if what I want means nothing.
334
00:18:10,573 --> 00:18:12,666
No respect for authority.
335
00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:17,588
Oh, my God. Who have I become?
336
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:22,927
I have one of those headaches
where I might throw up.
337
00:18:25,588 --> 00:18:26,972
You wanna have sex?
338
00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:30,518
It's been known to cure a headache.
339
00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:35,981
The only doctors who say that are dudes.
340
00:18:38,059 --> 00:18:39,193
So, no?
341
00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:45,950
I'm just messing up left and right.
342
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,161
Nothing's perfect.
343
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,206
Everything's a little off.
344
00:18:55,493 --> 00:18:57,127
Well, you're perfect.
345
00:18:59,163 --> 00:19:00,497
And a little off.
346
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,759
So, it's gonna be great.
347
00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:06,971
Whatever.
348
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,411
That jumpsuit.
349
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,331
Where did you get it?
350
00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:57,637
Miss, we have rules here.
351
00:19:57,638 --> 00:19:58,876
What's happening?
352
00:19:58,901 --> 00:20:01,308
Well, I will tell you what's happening.
353
00:20:01,309 --> 00:20:03,768
Giant corporations steal from artists
354
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,271
to sell watered-down
versions of authenticity.
355
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,441
And then we all just walk
around like... like sheep.
356
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,276
In a jail of capitalism.
357
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,487
What the hell are you talking
about? Do we not have your size?
358
00:20:14,488 --> 00:20:17,991
I'm gonna put an end to mass
commodification of specialized goods.
359
00:20:17,992 --> 00:20:22,379
No longer will we buy cheaply made
clothes for extraordinary prices.
360
00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:25,257
Well, this particular
item is quite affordable.
361
00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:27,801
Lower price point than
I would have guessed.
362
00:20:29,045 --> 00:20:30,804
I know what I'll do.
363
00:20:33,049 --> 00:20:34,350
How many stores do you have?
364
00:20:34,925 --> 00:20:36,352
Like 400.
365
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:37,874
In America.
366
00:20:37,899 --> 00:20:39,742
Okay, flawed plan.
367
00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:41,765
Cute jumpsuit.
368
00:20:41,766 --> 00:20:43,901
Yeah, if you're a lady astronaut.
369
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,653
That doesn't make any sense.
370
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:46,904
I know!
371
00:20:47,605 --> 00:20:52,284
Jumpsuits are out. All jumpsuits are...
372
00:20:52,943 --> 00:20:54,078
out.
373
00:20:56,947 --> 00:20:59,228
And I fucking saw something
that looked like this
374
00:20:59,253 --> 00:21:00,700
at that horrible place, too.
375
00:21:00,701 --> 00:21:03,377
Whoa. Hey, Soph.
Sophia. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
376
00:21:03,402 --> 00:21:04,913
Calm down. You're coming unglued.
377
00:21:04,914 --> 00:21:07,040
Want me to restrain
you? I took Krav Maga.
378
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,385
Once, to meet a guy I
saw through the window.
379
00:21:09,627 --> 00:21:10,844
What is that?
380
00:21:11,128 --> 00:21:14,172
I brought her back to work
on the site. Hey, we need her.
381
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,891
Now, tell me what's wrong.
382
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,259
Everything. All of it.
383
00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:21,513
The website, inventory,
outreach, it's all screwed up.
384
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,349
We are never gonna make this launch
date. We have to push it back.
385
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:25,517
We'll run out of money.
386
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,320
- We're not fucking ready.
- We cannot push it back.
387
00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:30,739
Oh, man.
388
00:21:31,107 --> 00:21:34,201
Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.
389
00:21:34,485 --> 00:21:38,122
What if we just did all of this
work and no one cares? Everything.
390
00:21:38,656 --> 00:21:40,290
Just for nothing.
391
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,960
I mean, you saw what
happened with Nathan.
392
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,629
Maybe I should just
quit while I'm ahead.
393
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:47,673
Before I'm rejected.
394
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,677
I'll just find something else to do.
395
00:21:52,586 --> 00:21:53,971
Okay.
396
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,728
I can say this because I'm your friend,
397
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:03,480
but you can't do anything else.
398
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,515
This store,
399
00:22:05,516 --> 00:22:08,059
this place, this whole idea is you.
400
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,236
It's your dream.
401
00:22:09,630 --> 00:22:11,132
Dreams die.
402
00:22:11,157 --> 00:22:12,625
Yours won't.
403
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,158
I'm serious.
404
00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:17,235
The second that site goes
live, you're a success.
405
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,580
Regardless of whether
you sell a single item.
406
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,082
- How do you figure?
- Sophia.
407
00:22:22,366 --> 00:22:25,461
You're a woman who started
a business from nothing.
408
00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,579
You pushed through the pins
409
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,758
and made an impression on the
world that wasn't there before.
410
00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,634
If you quit now,
411
00:22:33,169 --> 00:22:35,637
you're just a girl with
a bunch of old clothes.
412
00:22:37,339 --> 00:22:38,766
That jumpsuit is good.
413
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,225
It'll sell.
414
00:22:40,468 --> 00:22:44,846
NastyGalVintage.com is good.
Kaavi's website is good.
415
00:22:44,847 --> 00:22:46,607
Kaavi's website is perfect.
416
00:22:47,725 --> 00:22:50,944
You believe me when I say
it's gonna be okay. Right?
417
00:22:52,396 --> 00:22:53,530
Yeah.
418
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,699
I do.
419
00:22:56,567 --> 00:22:57,701
Now...
420
00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:00,913
I know you're new to this boss shit,
421
00:23:01,197 --> 00:23:05,250
but you can't just walk in
here acting like a crazy person.
422
00:23:05,493 --> 00:23:08,504
You need to clear your
head. Take the day off.
423
00:23:09,205 --> 00:23:11,372
- Go get fucked.
- Annie, come on.
424
00:23:11,373 --> 00:23:13,884
Serious. When was the
last time you two did it?
425
00:23:16,587 --> 00:23:18,671
If you have to think,
it's been too long.
426
00:23:18,672 --> 00:23:21,058
Raise your hand if you
had sex this morning.
427
00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:23,435
What?
428
00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:28,565
Go to that man of yours
and have him do you.
429
00:23:28,933 --> 00:23:30,141
Fuck your mind straight.
430
00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:33,978
Yeah, we do get it.
431
00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,355
- Yeah.
- We get it, Kaavi.
432
00:24:43,591 --> 00:24:47,847
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