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Edd: BRBRBRBRB, YEAH!
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[ RINGING ]
Eddy: IT'S MINE!
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GIVE ME MY DOUGHNUT!
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I SAW IT FIRST!
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Edd: EDDY, CALM DOWN.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE ONLY ENCOURAGING
HIM.
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OH, EDDY, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE
DONE.
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AHH!
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Ed: YIKES!
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Edd: GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
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HAVE YOU TWO NO RESPECT FOR THE
SANCTUM OF SCHOOL PROPERTY?
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HONESTLY, I --
Eddy: [ GRUNTING ]
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Edd: OOH, UM, I WITHDRAW MY
LAST STATEMENT.
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NO HARM DONE, YES?
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Eddy: WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?
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Edd: NOTHING.
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RIGHT-O.
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LET'S SAY WE MAKE OUR WAY TO...
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Eddy: SCHOOL DANCE? TONIGHT?
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HOW'D WE MISS THIS?
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Edd: ISN'T IT A SHAME?
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WHY, IF ONLY WE HAD KNOWN
SOONER.
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OH, WELL.
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THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.
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Eddy: ONLY LOSERS STAY HOME
ON A SCHOOL-DANCE NIGHT, AND WE
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AIN'T LOSERS.
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RIGHT, ED?
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SURE, RIGHT, EDDY.
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[ AIR BLOWING ]
Eddy: CHECK THIS OUT.
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Edd: "WIN A DATE WITH EDDY.
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SIGN UP HERE"?
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YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY THINKING OF
GOING TO THIS?
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DO YOU REALIZE THAT IT'S
CUSTOMARY FOR A BOY TO ASK A
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GIRL TO ATTEND?
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I'D RATHER DATE A FROG,
BALDY!
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Jonny: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I
SHOULD HAVE ATE A BREATH MINT,
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PLANK?
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[ CRASH ]
Eddy: ASK IS FOR CHUMPS,
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DOUBLE D.
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MY BROTHER TOLD ME REALLY COOL
GUYS RIDE SOLO SO THEY AIN'T
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STUCK WITH THE SAME CHICK ALL
NIGHT.
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COME ON, I GOT SOMETHING THAT'LL
KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.
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Ed: MISSED TOO MANY LAUNDRY
DAYS FOR THAT, EDDY.
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MY SOCKS AND ME ARE AS ONE.
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Edd: GOOD LORD!
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STINKY, STINKY, STINKY!
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[ CRASHING ]
Eddy: WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS!
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Edd: "DAMES, DATES & YOU"?
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Eddy: IT'S GOT EVERYTHING A
GUY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT CHARMING
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THE TOMATOES.
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MY BRO SAYS SO.
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Ed: JUST CALL ME
"CHARMIN' MARVIN."
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Edd: UM, A TAD DATED,
DON'T YOU THINK, EDDY?
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Ed: "AND SO, STEP NUMBER
ONE -- SEND THAT SWINGING
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CHICK TO CLOUD NINE."
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Eddy: HANDS OFF MY BROTHER'S
BOOK, ED.
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Edd: WELL, I BEST FLY,
GENTLEMEN.
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IT SO HAPPENS THERE'S A
DOCUMENTARY ON SLIPPERS
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THROUGH THE AGES AIRING ON
TELEVISION TONIGHT.
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SHOULD BE ENLIGHTENING.
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Eddy: WE'RE RENDEZVOUSING,
GOT IT?
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GO ON.
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MY MOM'S GOT A SEWING MANNEQUIN
WE CAN PRACTICE ON.
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HANDS OFF MY BROTHER'S BOOK!
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NICE WORK, LUMPY.
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ONE SWINGING CHICK...
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CHECK.
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Edd: OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT
THAT?
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IT'S TIME TO...STARCH MOTHER'S
TEA COZY.
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YES, PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME.
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Eddy: READY, SOCKHEAD?
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ASK HER.
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[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
SHE'S WAITING.
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Ed: SQUISH THE TOMATO,
DOUBLE D.
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♪ DREAMING OF ANOTHER LOVER
JUST WILL NOT DO ♪
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♪ HONEY, I'M JUST HERE FOR YOU
♪ DARLING, ALL FOR YOUR KISS
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♪ OH, WHAT BLISS
♪ I COULD REMINISCE
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Edd: UGH!
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I CAN'T BEAR THE REJECTION!
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Eddy: WHAT A BABY.
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Ed: MY TURN!
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[ LAUGHS ]
PARDON ME, MISS.
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I'M CHARMIN' MARVIN, AND THIS IS
MY LITTLE FRIEND SHELDON...
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UM, JUNIOR.
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Eddy: ED, YOU IDIOT!
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GIRLS DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR
STUPID CHEESE.
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TALK ABOUT EVERYDAY STUFF -- YOU
KNOW, COLOGNE, CASH...
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ME.
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Ed: ME? LIKE MOVIES?
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SO, HAVE YOU PARTAKETH IN
WATCHING "ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT
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TV TRAY"?
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MY FAVORITE SCENE WAS WHEN THE
ANGRY TV TRAY SPEWED FORTH AND
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RAMPAGED THE CITY...
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KIND OF LIKE THIS.
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"I AM A GIANT TV TRAY!
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YOUR CITY IS DONE FOR, PUNY
HUMANS WITH HANDSOME HAIRDOS!"
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AHHHH!
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Edd: PLEASE, THIS SCHOOL
DANCE IS DESTINED TO BE YET
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ANOTHER DEJECTED, DISTURBING
DECREMENT IN OUR ADOLESCENT
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LIVES!
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Eddy: GET OVER IT.
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THIS BOOK'S GONNA MAKE US THE
SULTANS OF SWAGGER, THE
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POOH-BAHS OF PIZZAZZ.
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HURRY UP, ED!
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THERE'S TWO CHAPTERS HERE ON
COOL, HAPPENING THREADS.
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I GOT A TON OF THEM.
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Ed: THREADS?
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[ ROCK-'N'-ROLL MUSIC PLAYS ]
Jimmy: [ LAUGHS ]
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I'M A DANCING FOOL, SARAH!
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Ed: ROLF BROUGHT WILFRED TO
THE DANCE.
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LUCKY FELLOW.
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Eddy: YEAH, YEAH, JUST
REMEMBER LIKE THE BOOK SAYS.
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US EDS AIN'T CHASING ANY CHICKS.
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GOT IT?
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Edd: EDDY, THERE'S STILL TIME
TO RECONSIDER BEFORE WE VENTURE
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FORTH INTO THE TRAUMATIC
AWKWARDNESS OF PUBESCENT
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PROMENADING.
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ROLF'S RIBS TICKLE, AS A
ONE-LEGGED MULE COULD FANCY FOOT
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BETTER THAN THESE TWO-LEGGED
NINCOMPOOPS, YES, WILFRED?
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[ LAUGHING ]
ROLF'S SUIT OF SILICONE WILL
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REPEL THAT THAT.
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Eddy: IT'S LIKE PICKING
APPLES OUT OF A TREE.
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GO ON, CUT A RUG.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU GO, GIRL.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU GO, GIRL.
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Ed: BALLOONS ARE SO FUN.
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[ LAUGHING ]
[ BOWLING PINS CRASH ]
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Eddy: YEAH, I BETTER GO WASH
OFF SOME OF THIS AFTERSHAVE.
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IT'S DRIVING THE DAMES CRAZY.
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[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
Edd: "EXIT"?
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK --
[ GONGS CRASH ]
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SARAH, I WAS JUST...
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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HI, DOUBLE D.
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IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO
ASK ME?
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Edd: OH, MY.
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Kevin: I'M GOING IN, MAN!
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Rolf: CASANOVA KEVIN BOY,
YES?
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Nazz: HI, KEV.
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Kevin: HEY, NAZZ.
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DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
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Nazz: HEY, WANT TO DANCE WITH
ME?
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Kevin: PUNCH, GOT IT.
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BE RIGHT BACK.
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YEP.
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Rolf: BACKBONE BRUISED?
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COURAGE CRUSHED?
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SPIRIT SQUASHED?
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Kevin: YEAH, WHATEVER.
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Edd: KEVIN, PARDON MY
INTRUSION, BUT WOULD YOU HAPPEN
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TO KNOW A BACK WAY OUT OF THIS?
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OH, MAY I?
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[ SONAR PINGING ]
Kevin: WHOA!
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I ALMOST DRANK DORK-AID!
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I'M GONNA HEAVE.
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Eddy: SMOOTH MOVE, SOCKHEAD.
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WHERE IN THE BOOK DOES IT SAY TO
BLOW YOUR BUDDY'S COVER?
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Edd: I ASSURE YOU, ONLY AFTER
THE CHAPTER ABOUT ABANDONING
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YOUR FRIEND IN HIS TIME OF NEED.
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Eddy: AH, SHUT IT AND HELP ME
OUT OF THIS THING.
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Kevin: THEY RAN OUT OF PUNCH,
BUT CHECK THIS OUT.
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Nazz: WAY TO BUST A MOVE,
DOUBLE D.
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LET'S TWIST.
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Eddy: HEY, THAT'S MY MOVE HE
BUSTED.
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HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE.
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LIKE THIS, DOUBLE D.
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LET'S BOOGIE.
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WHEE!
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Eddy: HA!
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WAY TO GET BURNED, SHOVEL HEAD.
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Lee: YOU GONNA LET THAT HUSSY
STEAL YOUR MAN, MARIE?
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Marie: GET UP, SHORTY!
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WE'RE DANCING.
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QUICK, HE'S LOOKING.
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MAKE LIKE AN OCTOPUS AND SUCK
FACE.
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Ed: WILFRED SURE HAS SOME
FANCY FOOTWORK, DON'T HE?
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Rolf: YOU HAVE BROKEN THE
CUSTOMARY LAWS OF ROLF'S
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TRADITIONS.
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YOU MUST FIRST ASK PERMISSION IF
YOU SHIMMY-SHAKE THE SWINE.
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HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
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May: MINE!
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Lee: GET YOUR CLAWS OFF MY
MAN, MARIE.
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May: HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR
CLAWS OFF MY MAN, BOYFRIEND
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STEALER?
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Nazz: AHHH!
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Jimmy: AHHHH!
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Eddy: FASTER, ED!
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THAT STUNK!
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I'M DONE WITH DAMES.
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WHO CAN FIGURE THEM?
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Ed: WHOA!
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NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!
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Edd: SEEMS I DID LEARN
SOMETHING FROM YOUR BOOK, EDDY.
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AFTER ALL, I DID GET TO DANCE
WITH NAZZ.
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Edd: AND I GOT WILFRED'S
PHONE NUMBER, GUYS.
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Eddy: YOU'RE AN IDIOT, ED.
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Sarah: COME ON, JIMMY!
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Nazz: LET 'EM HAVE IT, DUDES!
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Jimmy: SNOWBALL AMBUSH!
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Rolf: KAPLOWIE!
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Kevin: GOT THAT RIGHT.
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WINTER LOOKS GOOD ON HIM.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WINTER SCARES ME.
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Sarah: WINTERTIME'S FUN.
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LOOK, JIMMY, I'M MAKING A SNOW
ANGEL.
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[ ED LAUGHING ]
Eddy: TWO INCHES OF SNOW
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AIN'T EVEN ENOUGH TO CANCEL
SCHOOL.
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Eddy: OH, COME, NOW, EDDY.
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WINTER'S A TIME TO REFLECT ON
NATURE'S BEAUTY.
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WHY, LOOK AROUND YOU.
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IT'S SO PURE...
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SO INSPIRING.
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Ed: GUYS, LOOK.
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Eddy: WHOA!
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[ CRASH ]
Ed: SMOKE!
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I AM HIBACHI MAN.
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BOW BEFORE MY BREATH OF CHARCOAL
DOOM!
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Edd: A FORMIDABLE FOE, ED,
I'M SURE.
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BUT YOUR SMOKE IS NOTHING MORE
THAN...
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Ed: HIBACHI MAN, DOUBLE D.
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[ COUGHS ]
Edd: VERY WELL, THEN.
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PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MATCH,
HIBACHI MAN.
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YOU WILL NEVER CHARBROIL THE
DENIZENS OF THIS DIMENSION.
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Ed: [ LAUGHING ]
BE GONE, CELERY STALK OF
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JUSTICE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: OKAY, I GET IT NOW,
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SARAH.
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I PULLED MY FUNNY BONE, SARAH.
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OWIE!
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Ed: HIBACHI MAN MAKES HIS
DARING ESCAPE.
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THE BARBECUE BELLY SLIDE!
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Sarah: ED, YOU IDIOT!
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[ CRASH ]
YOU LUGHEAD.
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LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO JIMMY!
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Eddy: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE A LAUGH AND A HALF, ED.
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Edd: GOODNESS.
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YOU REALLY SHOULD EXERCISE MORE
CAUTION, ED.
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Ed: THAT'LL MAKE MY THIGHS
BURN, DOUBLE D.
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Sarah: [ GROWLS ]
HYAH!
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Edd: IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD
ADDRESS THE TRUE REALITY OF
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WINTERTIME HAZARDS, WE WOULD ALL
BE MUCH MORE --
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Eddy: NOT THAT AGAIN.
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NOBODY WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT IT
LAST YEAR OR THE ONE BEFORE
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THAT.
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AND NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT
YOUR STUPID SAFETY CLUB IDEA
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THIS YEAR.
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Jimmy: SAFETY CLUB?
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NO MORE WINTER OWIES?
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Eddy: BETTER MAKE A WILL, ED.
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Edd: I BELIEVE THAT IF A FEW
THOUGHTFUL SAFETY GUIDELINES
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WERE SET INTO PLAY, WINTER WOULD
BE A MUCH SAFER TIME OF YEAR FOR
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ALL.
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Jimmy: TELL ME MORE,
DOUBLE D.
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[ BELL RINGS ]
Eddy: CHECK IT OUT, DOUBLE D.
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NOTHING SAYS WINTERTIME FUN LIKE
SCORING A COUPLE LUNCH TRAYS
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FROM THE CAF AND SLIDING DOWN A
HILL, HUH?
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Ed: LUNCH TRAYS ARE THE
TRANSPORTATION OF TOMORROW,
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DOUBLE D.
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Eddy: COME ON.
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WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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Edd: I'LL TAKE THAT, THANK
YOU.
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LUNCH TRAYS ARE NOT INTENDED FOR
RECREATIONAL USE AND COULD VERY
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WELL PROVE HAZARDOUS.
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DEPUTY?
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I HAVE A MUCH MORE REWARDING
ACTIVITY THAT THE TWO OF YOU
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WILL FIND ABSOLUTELY
INVIGORATING.
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Ed: UP, DOWN.
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UP, DOWN.
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UP, DOWN.
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UP, DOWN.
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UP, DOWN. UP, DOWN.
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Eddy: IDIOT.
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Ed: UP, DOWN.
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[ BELL CLANGS ]
Edd: SAFETY CADETS, LET'S
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PATROL.
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Ed: [ GROWLING ]
Jimmy: ISN'T THIS EXCITING?
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Eddy: YEAH, LIKE A FAUCET
LEAK.
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Ed: [ LAUGHS ]
Edd: THINGS ARE LOOKING UP,
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DEPUTY.
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NAZZ AND SARAH ARE ENJOYING A
SAFE WINTER --
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GOOD LORD!
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DEPUTY, I FEAR WE HAVE A BREACH.
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00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:12,247
CODE 62B-SLIPDROP.
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00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,963
GRAB HOLD AND REMAIN STEADFAST,
LADIES.
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THIN ICE ON LARGE BODIES OF
WATER IS RISKY BUSINESS WITH
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GRAVE RESULTS.
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[ GROANING ]
NO THANKS ARE NECESSARY.
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00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:33,077
ALL PART OF THE PEACH CREEK
JUNIOR HIGH SAFETY CLUB'S DAILY
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DILIGENCE.
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00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:37,710
MAY WE SUGGEST SNOWFLAKE
SPOTTING AS A SAFER AND MUCH
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00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:40,962
MORE EDUCATIONAL ALTERNATIVE TO
ICE SKATING?
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00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,832
Eddy: ONLY 25 CENTS.
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00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:44,127
Edd: WHAT?
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00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,078
NEVER YOU MIND EDDY, LADIES.
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00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:49,627
THE SAFETY CLUB IS FREE OF FEE.
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00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,538
Sarah: WHAT WAS THAT ALL
ABOUT?
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00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,745
Jimmy: WAIT.
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00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,133
PLEASE COME BACK.
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00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,078
Jonny: QUIT LAUGHING AT ME,
PLANK.
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00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,327
Edd: DEPUTY?
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00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:03,077
Jonny: I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T
MAKE A GOOD SNOWMAN, SO THERE!
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00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:07,287
Edd: JONNY, WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING?
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00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,165
ARE YOU AWARE OF HYPOTHERMIA?
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00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:13,170
IT'S A CAT-AND-MOUSE GAME WHEN
YOUR BODY TEMPERATURE'S AT RISK.
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00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,630
Ed: ICE. [ LAUGHS ] FUN.
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Edd: THAT SHOULD MAINTAIN A
SAFE CORE TEMPERATURE.
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00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,958
Jimmy: IMPLEMENTED AND
AWAITING --
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00:17:32,042 --> 00:17:33,672
Ed: I'LL IMPLEMENT, TOO.
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HELLO, JONNY.
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Edd: AH, YES.
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UM, ADMIRABLE ENTHUSIASM, ED.
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COULD YOU PLEASE FETCH MY
THERMOS OF NICE, HOT SOUP FROM
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THE SAFETY-CLUB CHEST?
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00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:49,833
THANK YOU.
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00:17:49,917 --> 00:18:00,497
Eddy: [ GRUNTING ]
Edd: VERY GOOD, ED.
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00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:03,213
Jimmy: [ Mimicking Edd ] VERY
GOOD, ED.
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00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:06,582
Kevin: RIGHT SIDE ON THE
SCHOOL SIDE.
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00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,127
HUCK 'EM HIGH, MAN.
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00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:12,168
KEVIN!
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00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:18,210
Kevin: WHAT?
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00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:21,042
Edd: THE SAFETY CLUB HIGHLY
RECOMMENDS YOU WEAR A HELMET
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00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,165
WHEN EXECUTING SUCH EXTREME
ACTIVITY.
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00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,960
Eddy: HA!
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00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,672
BOX HEAD DON'T NEED NO HELMET.
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00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:28,210
HE'S ALREADY DEAD FROM THE NECK
UP.
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00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,832
Kevin: OH, YEAH?
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00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:32,077
HOW ABOUT I BOX YOUR HEAD...
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00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,577
DORKY?!
329
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:39,127
[ MOTOR REVS ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
330
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,288
Eddy: OVER HERE.
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Ed: [ PANTING ]
Jimmy: DOUBLE D, THIS ISN'T
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WORKING.
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00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,630
ED AND EDDY ARE RUINING
EVERYTHING.
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00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,578
Edd: NOW, JIMMY, LET'S REMAIN
POSITIVE.
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00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:06,377
I'M SURE THERE'S SOME WAY WE CAN
CHANNEL THEIR HEEDLESS
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00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,288
DISPOSITIONS.
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00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,375
Jimmy: YOU BETTER NOT DROP
THAT.
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00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,958
Eddy: WHAT IS IT?
339
00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:15,382
Ed: A POOP DECK?
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00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,078
Edd: NOT QUITE, ED.
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00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:21,247
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SAFETY CLUB
DEICING MACHINE.
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00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:28,043
USING THE SALT OFF OF DISCARDED
CAFETERIA PRETZELS...
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00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:34,745
WE CAN RENDER TREACHEROUS, ICY
FOOTPATHS SAFE.
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00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,633
Ed: SALT IS LIKE MAGIC.
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00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:40,378
Edd: NOW, I'M SURE I CAN
TRUST YOU AND ED TO ONLY SPREAD
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00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,378
SALT ON THE ICY FOOTPATHS, YES?
347
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:44,038
Eddy: YEAH, YEAH.
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00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:50,165
NO MORE FOOLING AROUND, RIGHT,
ED?
349
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:55,080
[ LAUGHING ]
Edd: EXCELLENT TECHNIQUE,
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00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:58,457
JIMMY, BUT THE SAFETY CLUB
GUIDEBOOK SPECIFIES A
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00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,002
COUNTERCLOCKWISE TURN.
352
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:03,713
Jimmy: CLEARLY A MISPRINT, AS
A CLOCKWISE TURN IS BY FAR
353
00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:09,212
SUPERIOR --
Eddy: WHO'S UP FOR A BLAST OF
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00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,132
EDDY'S SNOCONE CANYON?
355
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,078
PICK A FLAVOR.
356
00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:19,327
SHIVERS UP YOUR BACK, ALL FOR
ONE MEASLY QUARTER.
357
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,827
Ed: LOADING HER UP, EDDY.
358
00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:26,327
Edd: YOU TURNED
SCHOOL-SANCTIONED EQUIPMENT INTO
359
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,127
A FLIMFLAM?
360
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:31,748
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU TWO.
361
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:35,253
Eddy: WHAT'S WINTER WITHOUT A
SNOW JOB, HUH, SOCKHEAD?
362
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:39,003
GET IT? SNOW JOB?
363
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:42,293
Edd: YES, WELL, THAT WAS
CLEVER.
364
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:46,325
SNOW JOB --
Jimmy: ENOUGH! ENOUGH, I SAY!
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00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:47,827
THIS CLUB IS A FARCE.
366
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:50,707
I WAS A FOOL TO BELIEVE YOU
THREE BOYS COULD ENFORCE SAFETY
367
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,172
IN THE SCHOOLYARD.
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00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,210
I KNOW WHAT THIS SCHOOL NEEDS
PROTECTING FROM, AND MY CLUB
369
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:58,132
WILL SUCCEED WHERE THIS PEANUT
GALLERY FAILED.
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00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:04,128
Ed: YUM! PEANUTS! YUM!
371
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,038
Eddy: FASTER, ED.
372
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,995
LICK IT! LICK IT!
373
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,753
I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
374
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,793
[ BELL RINGS ]
Kevin: HA HA!
375
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,455
IT'S DORKS ON ICE.
376
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:15,962
RIGHT ON.
377
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,212
Rolf: YES, ROLF FINALLY FEELS
SAFE ENOUGH TO APPEAR IN THIS
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00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:19,752
EPISODE.
379
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:24,463
Jonny: THE "OWIE GO KAPOWIE"
CLUB'S FIRST TASK IS A SUCCESS.
380
00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:27,172
THESE COMPLIMENTARY HELMETS WILL
KEEP YOUR HAIR SAFE FROM THE
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00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,080
FRIZZIFYING EFFECTS OF THE
WINTER SNOW.
382
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:33,167
Kevin: I'M OUT OF HERE.
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00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,460
Jonny: OH, POOH.
384
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:37,002
Sarah: COME ON, JIMMY.
385
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,833
LET'S GO GET SOME COCOA AT MY
HOUSE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE SEES ME
386
00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:40,827
IN THIS THING.
387
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,917
Nazz: I'VE HAD COCOA BEFORE.
388
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,330
Eddy: IRONIC, ISN'T IT -- US
BEING SINGLED OUT AS THE
389
00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:47,877
LIABILITIES?
390
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:51,748
Eddy: [ MUMBLING ]
MY TONGUE'S STUCK TO THE STUPID
391
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:55,173
ICE, AND I GOT TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM.
392
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:58,130
Ed: DO NOT FEAR, EDDY.
393
00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,248
HIBACHI MAN IS HERE.
394
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,083
RIGHT, DOUBLE D?
395
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:01,577
Edd: YES.
396
00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:04,917
RELEASE THIS TONGUE-TROUBLED
CITIZEN WITH YOUR BLAST-FURNACE
397
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,130
BREATH, HIBACHI MAN.
398
00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:06,918
Eddy: WAIT.
399
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,830
WAIT A MINUTE, ED!
400
00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:13,417
Ed: [ EXHALING ]
Eddy: HEY!
401
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,170
I DON'T GOT TO GO ANYMORE.
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