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>> [ WHISTLING ]
>> Edd: BRBRBRBRB, YEAH!
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>> All: GREETINGS, FELLOW
CLUCKERS!
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>> Edd: THE HAPPY CLUCKERS CLUB
IS NOW CALLED TO ORDER.
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[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
[ HEART BEATS ]
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[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
[ HEART BEATS ]
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>> Edd: EGG-CEPTIONAL PROGRESS,
JONNY.
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>> Jonny: RIGHT ON!
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE US A FAMILY,
BUDDY!
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>> Edd: AND WHAT DO WE HAVE
HERE?
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>> Ed: [ LAUGHING ]
>> I LIKE...Y-YOU.
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>> Edd: [ CHUCKLING ]
>> Sarah: MY BROTHER THE IDIOT.
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>> Edd: WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS
RATHER HUMOROUS, ED.
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>> Jimmy: TEACHER'S PET.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> Lee: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Marie: OH, LOOK, A CROWD.
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>> Lee: MUST BE A GOOD PLACE TO
EAT.
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WHO'S UP FOR SOME EGGS?
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>> Marie: I'LL HAVE MINE SUNNY
SIDE UP.
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>> May: OVER EASY, PRETTY
PLEASE.
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>> All: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Edd: OH, LADIES, PERHAPS A
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QUIET PERUSAL OF THIS BOOK SO
YOU, TOO, CAN DISCOVER THE
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WONDERS OF EGG HATCHERY FOR
YOURSELVES.
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>> Lee: SWEET TALKING WON'T GET
YOU EVERYWHERE.
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AAAH!
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>> Marie: HEY, WHAT'S YOUR GAME,
MISTER?
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>> Lee: YOUR KLUTZO BOYFRIEND
CLOBBERED MY FOOT, THAT'S WHAT!
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>> Edd: LEE, I DO APOLOGIZE.
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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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>> Marie: I BET.
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COME ON, MAY, LET'S GET LEE TO
THE SCHOOL NURSE.
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>> Edd: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
SHALL WE CONTINUE TENDING TO OUR
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EGGS WITH A GENTLE
ORGANIC-COTTON-BUD MASSAGE?
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>> Nazz: DUDE, DID YOU HEAR,
WHAT, LIKE WENT DOWN YESTERDAY?
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>> Kevin: NO, WHAT?
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>> Nazz: YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS, BUT DOUBLE D MADE
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LEE KANKER'S FOOT SWELL UP LIKE
A BEACH BALL.
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>> Kevin: YEAH, RIGHT.
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WHAT'D HE USE, THE DEADLY ART OF
ALGEBRA?
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[ LAUGHS ]
>> Nazz: NO, SERIOUSLY.
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I HEARD THEY HAD TO USE A WHOLE
REFRIGERATOR OF ICE JUST TO STOP
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HER BIG TOE FROM BALLOONING.
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>> Edd: [ HUMMING ]
>> Eddy: YOU SENT A KANKER
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PACKING?
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BA HA!
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WHAT'D YOU USE, THE DEADLY ART
OF ALLERGIES?
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>> Ed: DO NOT TAUNT THE "D,"
EDDY.
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I WAS THERE.
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>> Edd: OH, PLEASE.
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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
HONESTLY.
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I FEEL JUST AWFUL.
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>> Rolf: HEAVENS, OH, GOOD BOY,
ROLF REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE.
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MIGHT YOU HAVE A SPARE WRITING
STICK?
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ROLF'S HAS BEEN REDUCED TO THAT
OF THE SIZE OF A BABY'S BAZOO.
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>> WHY, OF COURSE I DO, ROLF.
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[ RATTLING ]
>> Rolf: AH-HOO!
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[ RATTLING ]
>> Rolf: AH-HOO!
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ROLF WOULD HAVE TAKEN A SIMPLE
"NO, NOT TODAY," YES?
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>> Nazz: DUDE, IT'S ALWAYS THE
QUIET ONES, I SWEAR.
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>> Sarah: DID YOU SEE THE LOOK
IN HIS EYES?
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>> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T SEE
ANYTHING, SARAH.
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>> Edd: BUT I...I --
>> Jonny: HEAD FOR THE HILLS,
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BUDDY!
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DOUBLE D's CRACKED!
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LOST IT, I TELL YOU!
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>> Eddy: DOUBLE D, I NEVER KNEW
YOU HAD IT IN YOU.
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YOU'RE AN ANIMAL.
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POW! KABLOOEY!
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BA-BOOM!
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OH, WHERE YOU GOING?
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>> Ed: DOUBLE D HAS FALLEN DOWN
THE DEEP, DARK CRACK BETWEEN THE
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COUCH PILLOWS OF LIFE, EDDY,
SLIPPING THROUGH THE FUZZ OF OUR
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BELLY BUTTON EXISTENCE.
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FORAGING...
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[ SILENCE ]
>> Eddy: WE'RE GONNA RULE THIS
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DUMP, ED.
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[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Rolf: HOW CAN ONE WHO WEARS A
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SOCK ON HIS HEAD DO THIS?
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I ASK YOU.
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>> Kevin: DUDE, YOU SHOULD FRAME
THAT.
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[ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ]
>> Jimmy: [ WHIMPERING ]
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>> Eddy: GIVE ME THAT.
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>> Edd: WHY ARE YOU ALL LEAVING?
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>> Eddy: YEAH, WHY YOU LEAVING?
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>> Edd: DIDN'T I SAY THAT
ALREADY, EDDY?
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>> Eddy: HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
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PRETTY GOOD SEAT, HUH?
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>> Sarah:[ [ GROWLING ]
WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU
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ARE?
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>> Jimmy: NO, SARAH, DON'T.
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YOU CAN'T.
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HE'S WATCHING.
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>> Ed: JUST ME.
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>> Edd: WHY IS ED SITTING WAY
OVER THERE?
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>> Eddy: WAY OVER THERE -- YOU
ARE SO RIGHT.
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OOH, ROLF'S GOT GRAPES.
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>> Edd: UM...
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>> Marie: THAT'S MY PIE.
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I SAW IT FIRST.
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>> Jonny: NO WAY.
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WE SAW IT FIRST.
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>> Marie: IN YOUR DREAMS,
WEIRDO.
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>> Jonny: PLANK HAD FIRST DIBS
BEFORE YOU AND YOUR BAD VIBES
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SHOWED UP.
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>> Marie: GIVE ME IT.
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>> Jonny: NO!
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>> Marie: GIVE ME IT!
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>> Jonny: WHAT ARE YOU, HARD OF
HEARING?
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>> Marie: LET GO, KID.
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>> Jonny: IT'S PLANK'S!
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>> Marie: ASK ME IF I CARE.
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>> Edd: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
PARDON MY INTRUSION, BUT SURELY
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A COMPROMISE IS NOT OUT OF THE
QUESTION.
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>> Jonny: HAVE I STOPPED YET?
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>> Eddy: WHO'S NEXT?
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[ HUMMING "MEXICAN HAT DANCE" ]
>> Kevin: OH, MAN.
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>> Nazz: NOT COOL.
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>> Jimmy: VICIOUSNESS, THY NAME
IS DOUBLE D.
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>> Eddy: OLé!
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>> Edd: PLEASE, LET ME EXPLAIN.
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>> Eddy: YEAH, LET HIM.
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>> FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
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[ SCREAMING ]
>> Edd: THERE'S BEEN A GREAT
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BREACH OF JUDGMENT.
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>> Eddy: YEAH!
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BREACH THE HECK OUT OF THEM,
DOUBLE D.
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>> Edd: THINGS ARE NOT AS THEY
APPEAR.
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>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH
ME?
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TAKE MY MONEY...
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[ COINS CLINKING ]
MY COMB...
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MY MOISTURIZING LOTIONS.
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TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
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>> Edd: SARAH?
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YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T BELIEVE...
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>> Ed: STAY AWAY!
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STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY SISTER,
YOU MEANIE.
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>> Edd: ED, MY DEAR FRIEND, HOW
CAN YOU SAY THAT?
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>> Ed: WE ARE FRIENDS NO MORE!
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MY MOM SAYS I CAN'T BE CHUMS
WITH A FIGHTING FISTICUFFS LIKE
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YOU.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
[ GULPS ]
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[ BOTH SOBBING ]
>> Edd: THIS ENDS NOW!
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>> Ed: AAH!
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HOLY SMOLIES!
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UNCLE! UNCLE!
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AAH!
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AAAH!
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RUN AWAY!
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>> Edd: COME BACK HERE, YOU!
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>> Kevin: NOW'S OUR CHANCE.
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>> Sarah: Jimmy, GET OUT OF
THERE!
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>> Eddy: YEAH!
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YOU BETTER RUN, 'CAUSE
DOUBLE D's GOT ALL YOUR
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NUMBERS...AND YOUR ADDRESSES.
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OH, YEAH!
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I'M PUMPED, BABY!
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MAYBE A LITTLE ROUGH ON ED, HUH?
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HE IS OUR PAL, YOU KNOW.
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RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW BEST.
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SO, HEY, I'M GONNA GO MAKE NAZZ
RUB MY FEET.
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>> Edd: WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
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ARE THESE INDEED THE HANDS OF A
LOWLY THUG?
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[ CRASH ]
ED?
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IS THAT YOU?
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HERE, LET ME HAVE YOUR HAND.
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>> Jimmy: AAH!
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LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU GOONEY
GORILLA.
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YOU PUNKY PALOOKA.
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YOU ROWDY ROUSER.
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AAH!
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[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> Edd: OH, WHAT'S THE USE?
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NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE I'M
ANYTHING MORE THAN A
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RAMBUNCTIOUS ROUGHNECK!
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[ SOBBING ]
>> Jimmy: DOUBLE D!
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[ SOBBING STOPS ]
[ ELECTRICITY BUZZES ]
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YOU'VE CROSS-POLLINATED A ROSE
WITH A BABY-BLUE GYM SOCK.
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>> Jimmy: ONLY HANDS AS GENTLE
AS HUMMINGBIRDS' WINGS COULD
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HAVE SPLICED THE TWO TOGETHER.
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I BELIEVE YOU, DOUBLE D.
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>> Edd: YOU DO?
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OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, JIMMY.
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IF ONLY THE OTHERS HAD LISTENED
TO MY PLEAS OF INNOCENCE.
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>> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A
SHOULDER TO CRY ON, DOUBLE D.
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BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
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[ HUMMING ]
GIVE ME THE DIRT, AND DON'T
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SPARE ME THE DETAILS.
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[ HUMMING ]
>> Edd: OH, JIMMY, I'M BLURRED,
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BEWILDERED, BEFUDDLED AT THIS --
THIS MELEE OF MISINTERPRETATION.
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FIRST, WITH MY BOOK ACCIDENTLY
PLUNGING ON TOP OF LEE'S FOOT --
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A FORTUITOUS MISHAP, I ASSURED
THEM.
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YET I SENSED THE SEED OF DOUBT
HERE.
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THEN ROLF.
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OH, DEAR FRIEND ROLF.
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HE WAS IN NEED OF A NEW PENCIL,
HIS WORN, UNUSABLE.
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I WAS ONLY TOO HAPPY TO PROVIDE
HIM WITH ONE.
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WHY, OF COURSE I DO, ROLF.
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>> Rolf: ROLF WOULD HAVE TAKEN A
SIMPLE "NO, NOT TODAY," YES?
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>> Edd: ANOTHER REGRETTABLE
BLUNDER, AS WOULD BE THE NEXT.
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>> Marie: THAT'S MY PIE.
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I SAW IT FIRST.
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>> Jonny: NO WAY.
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WE SAW IT FIRST.
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>> Edd: REMEMBERING MOTHER HAD
PACKED MY LUNCH WITH A SLICE OF
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HER HEAVENLY APPLE CRUMBLE PIE,
I THOUGHT THE BEST THING TO
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COMPOSE THIS CONFLICT WOULD BE
TO SHARE IT.
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TO NO AVAIL!
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ONCE AGAIN, MY GOOD INTENTIONS
WERE COWED BY MY GAWKISH
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DEMEANOR.
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>> Ed: STAY AWAY!
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>> Edd: THEN CAME THE WORST BLOW
OF ALL.
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MY DEAREST FRIEND LOST HIS HOPE
AND TRUST BECAUSE OF MY
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STUMBLINGS.
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ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH.
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I COULD SEE IT WAS UP TO ME TO
VINDICATE MYSELF, SO IN ORDER TO
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DO THIS, I NEEDED TO REMOVE THE
CHAIR THAT SEPARATED OUR BELOVED
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FRIENDSHIP.
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>> Ed: AAH!
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AAAH!
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UNCLE! UNCLE!
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>> Edd: CAN'T THEY SEE?
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HOW AM I TO BLAME?
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IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
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IS IT ME?
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BUT I'M A PACIFIST!
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>> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN MARKED
WITH A SCARLET LETTER, DOUBLE D.
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ALL YOU NEED IS SOMEONE TO STRIP
IT FROM YOU AND VALIDATE THAT
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SWEET AND GENTLE YOU.
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FOLLOW ME, SILLY.
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>> Edd: WAIT, JIMMY.
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[ CANS RATTLE ]
>> Kevin: WEAK.
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>> Jimmy: YOU THINK YOU'RE SO
TOUGH?
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I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE
ROYALE.
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ARE YOU AWARE OF THE MARQUIS OF
QUEENSBERRY RULES?
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>> Edd: EXPLICITLY...
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I THINK.
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I WILL MAKE YOU CONSUME YOUR
FOOLHARDY WORDS.
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WE SHALL MEET AT...AT...OH,
DEAR.
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>> Jimmy: THE PIT!
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>> Edd: THE -- YES, THE PIT.
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3:00 P.M. YES.
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>> Kevin: NO WAY!
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>> Jimmy: END SCENE.
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>> Kevin: DOUBLE D AND JIMMY ARE
DUKING IT OUT AT THE PIT, MAN.
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PASS IT ON.
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>> Nazz: OH, NO, POOR JIMMY'S A
GONER.
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>> Ed: SO, LITTLE DOUBLE G,
SEEING AS MY OLD PAL DOUBLE D IS
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NOW A NASTY McDUSTER KNUCKLES,
YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY NEW
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FRIEND.
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WHAT WOULD LIKE TO DO TODAY?
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I, DOUBLE G, AM GENTLE, UNLIKE
THAT EVIL DOUBLE D YOU SPEAK OF.
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SHALL WE TALK ABOUT FOSSILS AND
DISH SOAP?
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[ GASPS ]
DOUBLE D USED TO TALK ABOUT DISH
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SOAP ALL THE TIME.
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[ SOBBING ]
[ ROLF AND JONNY PANTING ]
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>> Eddy: MOVE IT, SLOW COACHES,
OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE NEXT IN
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THE PIT.
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>> Jonny: YES, SIR, MR. EDDY,
SIR.
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>> Ed: WHOA!
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>> Eddy: OUT OF THE WAY.
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MAKE ROOM.
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BEST FRIEND OF THE SCHOOL
BRUISER COMING THROUGH.
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SO MOVE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD
FOR YOU.
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>> Sarah: JIMMY, ARE YOU CRAZY?
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HE'S GONNA TURN YOU INTO COLD
CUTS.
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>> Jimmy: SOMETIMES, A MAN'S GOT
TO DO WHAT A MAN'S GOT TO DO,
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SARAH.
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>> Eddy: SPARE THE CLICHéS,
TWERP.
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DOUBLE D's GONNA MOP THE FLOOR
WITH THAT CURLY HEAD OF YOURS.
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>> Edd: YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO
YIELD TO YOUR INEVITABLE FATE OF
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LOSING TO ME, JIMMY.
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MAKE HASTE BEFORE I CHANGE MY
MIND.
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>> Ed: AAH!
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>> Rolf: JIMMY BOY IS DONE FOR.
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>> Jimmy: I'VE GOT YOUR KNUCKLE
SANDWICH WITH A SIDE OF BLACK
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EYE RIGHT HERE.
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>> Sarah: POOR JIMMY.
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>> Jonny: GIVE HIM THE OLD ONE,
TWO, JIMMY.
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>> Ed: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
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>> Eddy: THAT'S MY BOY.
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STAY ON HIM, SOCKHEAD!
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>> Jonny: RUN, JIMMY! RUN!
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>> Kevin: QUIT PRANCING AROUND
AND POUND HIM, JIMMY.
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>> Eddy: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
JIMMY, YOUR CURL GOING LIMP ON
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YOU?
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>> Jimmy: PARDON?
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>> Eddy: WHOOPS!
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AH HA HA HA!
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THAT MUSTARD LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.
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IT'S YELLOW, GET IT?
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LIKE YOU.
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HA HA HA!
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I GOT A MILLION OF THEM.
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>> Crowd: [ Chanting ] JIMMY!
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>> Jimmy: OKAY, READY?
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>> Eddy: AH HA HA HA!
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MY BAD.
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AH HA HA HA HA!
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>> Jimmy: STOP IT!
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HOW CAN I CONCENTRATE WITH YOU?
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>> Nazz: HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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UH, NEVER MIND.
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>> Eddy: BOMB'S AWAY!
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>> Jonny: I DON'T KNOW WHERE
HE'S GETTING ALL THOSE HOT DOGS
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FROM, PLANK.
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>> Eddy: OH, LOOK OUT,
EVERYBODY.
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JIMMY LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BLOW
UP.
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OH, WAIT, HE ALREADY DID WHEN WE
TURNED HIM INTO A SUMO WRESTLER.
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REMEMBER?
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AH HA HA HA!
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>> Jimmy: I HOPE YOU'RE WEARING
A CUP, 'CAUSE YOU'RE CRèME
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BRûLéE, MISTER.
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>> Eddy: YEAH, RIGHT.
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>> Edd: NO, NO, NO.
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HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN OUR MISSION
HERE?
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>> Jimmy: LET ME GO!
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>> Kevin: DOUBLE DWEEB'S GONNA
PANTS HIM.
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>> Edd: STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
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>> Eddy: WAY TO GO, SOCKHEAD!
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[ LAUGHING ]
>> Sarah: JIMMY, ARE YOU OKAY?
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>> Jimmy: AAAAAAAH!
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[ CHEERING ]
>> Eddy: DO SOMETHING, DOUBLE D.
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YOU'RE THE TOUGH GUY.
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>> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> Rolf: HOORAY!
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NOW THE HEATHEN SOCK TYRANT HAS
CEASED!
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[ CHEERING ]
>> Sarah: WAY TO GO, JIMMY.
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>> Together: [ Chanting ] JIMMY,
JIMMY, HE'S OUR BOY.
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HE'LL SEND YOU TO THE TRASH LIKE
A BROKEN TOY.
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>> Kevin: NICE JACKET.
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DORKS.
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>> Eddy: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
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SO MUCH FOR BEING THE TOUGHEST
KID IN SCHOOL.
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ALL THAT RESPECT.
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ALL THAT REPUTATION, THAT SWEET
NAUGAHYDE JACKET, GONE!
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YOU OWE ME A JACKET.
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>> Edd: I GUESS I'M NOT AS
BOORISH A BRUTE AS YOU'D HOPED
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FOR, EDDY.
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>> Eddy: BAH!
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>> Ed: DOUBLE D?
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IS IT REALLY YOU?
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>> Edd: OH, ED.
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>> Ed: DOUBLE D!
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>> Eddy: YEAH, DOUBLE D.
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>> Together: EDDY.
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>> May: AW, WE MISSED THEIR
SCRAP, MARIE.
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>> Marie: YEAH, BUT WE GOT HERE
JUST IN TIME TO KISS THE LOSER
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BETTER.
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>> Edd: A LITTLE LATE FOR AN
ENTRANCE, ISN'T IT?
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>> Lee: DOUBLE D...
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YOU SHOULD SEE THE SHINER YOU
LEFT ON MY FOOT.
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CLUMSY OAFS ARE SO CUTE.
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>> May: THEY SURE ARE.
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>> Marie: PUCKER UP, SWEETIE.
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>> Edd: NO, PLEASE.
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>> Eddy: HEY!
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HE'S HAD ENOUGH ALREADY!
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BEAT IT!
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>> Ed: GOOD ONE, EDDY.
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>> Eddy: VULTURES.
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>> Edd: GOODNESS, I'M TOUCHED,
EDDY.
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YOU STANDING UP TO A CLICHé SHOW
ENDING FOR ME.
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LET ME TELL YOU, AFTER THE KIND
OF DAY I'VE HAD, A DOSE OF
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CAMARADERIE REALLY --
>> Eddy: YEAH, YEAH.
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EAT AND SHUT UP.
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>> Ed: AND FOR YOUR ED, EDDY?
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>> Edd: EDDY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS
MY HOT DOG.
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THANK YOU, EDDY.
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>> Eddy: THERE, IS EVERYBODY
HAPPY?
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GOOD.
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JEEZ.
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