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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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[LAUGHING]
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WE'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO PLAY UP HERE, FELLAS!
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I REPEAT, UPSTAIRS
IS OFF-LIMITS!
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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YOU'RE TRESPASSING
IN MY PARENTS' BEDROOM!
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PLEASE LEAVE NOW
OR I'LL HAVE TO CALL
AN ATTORNEY!
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EDWARD!
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MUST YOUR FATHER
AND I REMIND YOU
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TO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK?
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THAT IS RIGHT, SON.
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A MIND IS A TERRIBLE
ORGAN TO SHOVEL.
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HAVE YOU GONE MAD?
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MY BLOOD SUGAR
SEEMS A TAD LOW.
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[SNICKERING]
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EDDY, YOU'RE
CONTAMINATING
MOTHER'S LINEN
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WITH MILLIONS
OF DEAD SKIN CELLS!
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IF YOU TWO ONLY KNEW
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THE REGIMEN OF
CLEANING PROCEDURES
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THAT YOU'VE
SET INTO PLACE...
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WOO-HOO! JEEZ!
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STOP THIS CRAZY THING!
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[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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STICKY NOTES!
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YOU PUT THOSE BACK!
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YOU'RE
IN TROUBLE, ED!
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I'M A BAD BOY!
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HA HA HA!
STICKY NOTE!
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HA HA HA!
STICKY NOTE!
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HA HA HA!
STICKY NOTE!
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DOWNSTAIRS IMMEDIATELY!
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BLECHH! OH.
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YOUR SPELLING'S
ATROCIOUS, ED.
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Eddy: STROKE!
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STROKE!
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STROKE!
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EDDY! YOU'RE
SCRATCHING
THE FLOOR!
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STROKE! AND...
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Ed: MY TURN!
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HA HA!
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BOING!
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SMACK!
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WHOOSH!
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PANT! PANT!
PANT! PANT!
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HA HA! OOH!
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WHERE'D HE GO?
WHERE'D HE GO?
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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NO! NOT THAT!
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BUBBLE WRAP!
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ED!
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WHOA!
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OUCH!
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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IT'S A HUNK
OF BALONEY, ED.
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WHAT ARE YOU?
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BALONEY? PLEASE.
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IT'S THE ANCESTRAL FRUITCAKE!
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LOOKS LIKE YOU
GOT COMPETITION, ED.
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FOR DECADES, WE PARADE
THE CAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS!
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[REWINDING SOUNDS]
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FOR DECADES, WE PARADE
THE CAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS!
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[REWINDING SOUNDS]
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EVERY CHRISTMAS!
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CHRISTMAS, EDDY!
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I WANT A FLYING SAUCER,
PEN AND PENCIL SET,
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4 EGG ROLLS, A SUBSCRIPTION
CHUNKY PUFF QUARTERLY,
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A BOX OF BAND-AIDS,
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A BIG BOOK, AND, UM...
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GET OVER IT, ED.
IT'S JULY!
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ANYWAYS,
CHRISTMAS STINKS.
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ALL I EVER GET
IS CLOTHES.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE
SANTA KNOWS
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YOU'RE A NAUGHTY
LITTLE BOY, EDDY.
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SANTA DON'T KNOW SQUAT!
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DON'T EVER
SAY THAT, EDDY!
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SANTA IS MAKING HIS LIST
AND CHECKING IT TWICE.
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[BELLS RINGING]
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SANTA!
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YEOW!
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HA HA HA!
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YOU'RE
SCARING ME, ED.
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HMM. HUH? HEY!
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YOU THERE!
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YES, YOU WITH
THE PIGGY BANKS.
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WHERE
YOU GUYS GOING?
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DON'T BOTHER, EDDY.
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I FORGET
WHERE WE'RE GOING.
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WE'RE GOING
TO A PARTY, SILLY.
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IT'S PIGGY BANK DAY!
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GEE, WILLIKERS, EDDY.
YOU KNOW--
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THE DAY WHERE
EVERYONE CRACKS OPEN
THEIR PIGGY BANKS
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AND SPENDS
ALL THEIR MONEY.
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WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM
YOUR SHOE SIZE, JIMMY?
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WHY?
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OF COURSE.
IT'S PIGGY BANK DAY!
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WHAT
I CALL A HOLIDAY!
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Edd: OW.
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PIGGY BANKS,
MONEY, AND SPENDING.
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'TIS THE SEASON,
DOUBLE D.
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Ed: DO YOU SEE
WHAT I SEE?
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WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT MISTLETOE IN JULY?
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THERE'S
NO KISSING ALLOWED
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IN MY
PARENTS' ROOM, ED.
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YOU TAKE CARE
OF ED, DOUBLE D.
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I'VE GOT ANOTHER NUT
TO CRACK...
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OR SHOULD
I SAY, "PIGGY BANK"?
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ED, PLEASE!
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SOMEONE
MAY BE WATCHING.
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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
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SNORT! SNORT! SNORT!
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"OINK OINK"
TO YOU, TOO.
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OINK.
YEAH, WHATEVER.
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OH, THE AGONY
AND THE ECSTASY.
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HIT IT, JIMMY.
SMASH IT INTO
TINY PIECES!
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THE GUILT'S TOO GREAT
FOR ONE PERSON TO BEAR, SARAH.
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WELL, THEN LET'S
DO IT TOGETHER.
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OK.
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UPSY-DAISY!
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GREETINGS,
FELLOW GRUNTERS.
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TIRED OF THE CLEAN-UP
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WHEN ALL YOUR
PIGGY-SMASHING'S DONE?
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CHECK IT OUT, GUYS.
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IT'S DORK...
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AND BEANS!
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HA HA HA!
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BEANS?
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AN EDIBLE SEED?
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OUR PIGGY BANK BELLYPUMPER
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WILL EXTRACT YOUR CASH
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WITHOUT YOU HAVING TO SMASH.
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REALLY?
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SARAH, I CAN CANCEL
MY THERAPY!
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Ed: NOT YET,
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FOR IT IS CHRISTMAS,
AND I BEAR STUFF.
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OH, YEAH.
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WHO WANTS
A JUMBO CANDY CANE?
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IT'S JULY, BONEHEAD.
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AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR--
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WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
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NOW, WHO WANTS THEIR
PIGGY BANK BELLY PUMPED?
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UM, I'M NOT SURE.
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FIRST CUSTOMER
GETS A DISCOUNT.
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OH, THIS IS
GOING TO BE GOOD.
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DON'T BLINK.
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SHAZAM!
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COOL!
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NOW, HANG ON
TO YOUR SNOUT,
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'CAUSE AFTER THIS
PATENTED SUCTION CYCLE,
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YOUR HARD-EARNED CHRISTMAS
STOCKING WILL COME OUT HERE.
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STOCKING READY
FOR STUFFING, SANTA!
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ED!
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BEAT IT OR I'LL
SOCK!
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BUT, EDDY,
I AM AN ELF.
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Edd: OH...
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CURSE MY GULLIBILITY.
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FOR SHAME!
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SANTA, SPARE HIM!
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[CROWD GASPS]
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HELLO!
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[CROWD WHISPERING]
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NAUGHTY BOY,
DOUBLE D.
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MY PIGGY!
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OH, I'M SO ASHAMED!
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THERE, THERE.
SANTA FORGIVES.
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[CRYING LOUDLY]
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OH, HOW COULD YOU,
DOUBLE D?
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IT'S HIS HAT.
IT'S TOO TIGHT!
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CUTS OFF
THE CIRCULATION,
YOU KNOW.
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SANTA SEES ALL.
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A LUMP OF COAL
FOR NAUGHTY EDDY.
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ALLEY-OOP!
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HERE'S YOUR
PIGGY BACK BANK.
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UM, BACK, JIMMY.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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PIGGY'S BELLY'S
FULL, SARAH.
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IT'S BETTER TO GIVE...
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THAN
TO RECEIVE, ED.
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THAT'S WHY
I'M GIVING EDDY
A KNUCKLE SANDWICH.
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KEVIN!
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Eddy: OW!
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I MUST FEAST MY EYES
ON THE SOW OF CHRISTMAS PAST!
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IT'S NOT
CHRISTMAS, ROLF.
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IT'S JULY!
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NOT SINCE ROLF'S YOUTH
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HAS THE FOUL ODOR
OF THE CHRISTMAS SOW
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TAUNTED ROLF'S NOSTRILS.
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[SQUEALING]
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THAT'S
THE SPIRIT, WILFRED.
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THE SCROLLS PROCLAIM,
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EVERY TIME A PIG SQUEALS,
AN ANGEL GETS ITS--
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I'M A PIG,
TOO, WILFRED.
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SEE MY SNOUT?
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AAH! UNCLE! UNCLE!
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CHRISTMAS STINKS.
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Rolf: COME!
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GATHER ROUND ROLF,
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AS I CANNOT CONTAIN
THE CHRISTMAS MIRTH
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CRAWLING UP MY BACK HAIR!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS,
JONNY WOOD-BOY.
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FOR ME?
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YOU FEELING
ALL RIGHT, ROLF?
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Rolf:
MERRY CHRISTMAS, KEVIN.
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PRESENTS?
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JIMMY!
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JUST WHAT
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!
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UH, GEE.
THANKS, ROLF.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, ROLF!
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OOH!
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS!
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WHO'S UP FOR EGGNOG?
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OH, ME!
I'M UP!
HA HA HA!
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WAIT FOR ME!
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CHESTNUTS!
I MUST HAVE CHESTNUTS!
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DOUBLE D?
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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JIMMY, WHY, UM,
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THANK YOU,
BUT...
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I COULDN'T.
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BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS.
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Eddy: WAIT!
I'LL TAKE IT!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS,
JIMMY!
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HIT THE ROAD, SCROOGE!
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I DON'T GET IT.
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DON'T YOU SEE,
EDDY?
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THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS
ISN'T IN GETTING PRESENTS.
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IT'S ABOUT GIVING JOY,
GOOD WILL, AND PEACE ON EARTH.
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I GOT IT!
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SO WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR, DOUBLE D?
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I KNOW HOW TO GET THE GIFT
THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!
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SOUNDS LIKE MOTHER'S
BRUSSELS SPROUTS.
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[BELLS RINGING]
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DO YOU HEAR IT,
KEVIN?
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FLAKY!
HA HA HA!
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HO HO HO!
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GET OFF THE ROOF, YOU--
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♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
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♪ GIVE ME JOY
ALL DAY! ♪
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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♪ WE MADE YOU LAUGH,
SO GIVE UP YOUR CASH ♪
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♪ THE CHEER WILL
COME YOUR WAY! ♪
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[CLINK CLINK]
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BINGO!
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♪ DECK THE HALLS
WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪
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♪ FA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ GIVE US CASH OR WE'LL
NEVER STOP SINGING ♪
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♪ FA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS,
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS,
SO GIVE US SOME CASH ♪
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NO CASH.
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A FINE STRIP
OF BACON, YES?
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AM I A GOOD ELF,
DOUBLE D?
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SANTA WOULD
BE PROUD, ED.
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YOU DID A WONDERFUL
THING BY BRINGING
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THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS
TO THE CUL-DE-SAC.
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THAT IS 'CAUSE
I'M AN ELF, DOUBLE D.
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I'M BACK!
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SURPRISE!
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WOO HOO!
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WHAT'D I GET?
WHAT'D I GET?
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I LOVE CHRISTMAS!
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EDDY!
JAWBREAKERS?
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A YULETIDE HAUL,
DOUBLE D.
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IT'S ABSOLUTELY
MAGNIFICENT!
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OH, EDDY.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!
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HAD TO CASH IN
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THAT JAR
OF CHRISTMAS CHEER,
YOU KNOW.
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ED, THAT'S
JAWBREAKER!
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RELAX, DOUBLE D.
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THERE'S PLENTY MORE
WHERE THAT--
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WHERE'D THEY GO?
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00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:53,128
AND WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS,
YOUNG MAN?
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A JAWBREAKER.
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THERE YOU GO!
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YUMMY!
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ED!
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JAWBREAKER
IS GOOD, YES?
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00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:06,128
Eddy: HE GAVE AWAY
ALL MY JAWBREAKERS!
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EDDY, WAIT!
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00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:11,127
YOU'RE WEARING OUT
THE SOLES OF MY SHOES!
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HO HO HO!
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AND ONE FOR THE ELF!
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I GAVE JAWBREAKERS TO ALL,
SO TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT!
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WOO HOO!
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GIVE IT ALL
YOU GOT, EDDY!
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NOT SINCE MAMA
GOT THE NEW SHOEHORN
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HAVE I SEEN
SUCH BRAVERY!
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00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,003
WHAT'S HAPPENING,
GUYS?
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HOTSHOT EDDY ONCE AGAIN
INTERRUPTS OUR
PERSONAL DRUDGERY.
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Eddy: DON'T TRY THIS
AT HOME, KIDS!
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RADICAL!
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00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,165
OH, COME ON, EDDY!
MY TURN!
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FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!
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00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:03,500
I THINK I'VE LOST
ABOUT 10 POUNDS
THIS SEASON.
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WHAT'S UP, NAZZ?
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00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:05,997
KEEP YOUR
EYES PEELED.
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AAAHH!
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00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:09,037
FORGET THAT
SHOW-OFF, JIMMY!
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00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,995
BUT EDDY MIGHT CRASH!
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00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,503
WOO! YEAH!
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00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:14,293
HE MADE IT!
303
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,415
WAIT! HE'S
LOSING CONTROL!
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I WISH!
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00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:20,747
YAWN.
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WHOA!
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00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:25,037
MURPHY'S LAW,
DO YOUR STUFF!
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OUCH! MY FOOT!
IT'S BROKEN! OWIE!
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00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,423
JIMMY?
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00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,750
THAT CLOTHES PEG WENT
RIGHT FOR HIM, PLANK!
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YOU OK, JIMMY?
312
00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:37,002
DID SOMEONE GET THE NUMBER
OF THAT LAUNDER AID?
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POOR JIMMY.
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Eddy: WOO HO HO HOOO!
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00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:41,457
TA-DA!
316
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PLANK SAYS CLOTHES PEGS
ARE KNOWN TO ATTACK
317
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AT THE BLINK OF AN EYE!
318
00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:48,878
WHAT'S WITH THAT?
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00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:51,038
I HAD THEM EATING OUT
OF THE PALM OF MY HANDS!
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00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:54,705
JIMMY'S MISHAP
WITH A ROGUE CLOTHES PEG
TOOK PRECEDENCE, EDDY.
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00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,042
IT'S HARD TO COMPETE
WITH MISFORTUNE.
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FOOLS!
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00:12:58,042 --> 00:13:01,132
AS IT IS
MY TURN TO RIDE
THE CLUCK BALL,
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LOOK UP MY NOSE
AND SEE YOUR FUTURE.
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AS I WAS SAYING,
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HUMANS ARE
NATURALLY ATTRACTED
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TO THE BLUNDERS, BRUISES,
AND OVER-THE-TOP CARTOON
ANTICS OF OTHERS,
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00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,708
SYMPATHETIC OR OTHERWISE.
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[CRASH]
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HA HA HA!
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OH, DEAR!
ED, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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HMM.
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SYMPATHETIC
OR OTHERWISE, HUH?
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HERE, JIMMY.
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00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:31,170
DRINK SOME WATER.
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00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:36,292
IS THERE ANYTHING
WE CAN DO FOR YOU?
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00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,745
LET ROLF NURTURE YOU
WITH A BOWL OF NANO'S
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PRECHEWED
7-COURSE DINNER!
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00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:43,825
MY TUMMY, SARAH!
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00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:46,787
PITILESS IS
THE TEMPEST SEA.
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AAH!
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00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:48,575
Rolf: EMERGENCY!
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00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:51,127
WE MUST IMPLEMENT
THE BOAT PROCEDURES.
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[ED IMITATES SIREN]
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OH, THE PAIN!
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00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:02,127
AS SOON AS
YOU SEE THE KIDS,
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00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,288
SLOW TO A STOP, ED.
348
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,245
DOUBLE D, IT'S OSCAR TIME.
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00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:10,293
I'VE ABANDONED ALL
CONFIDENCE, MORALS,
AND INTEGRITY, EDDY!
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00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,955
AN ACTOR I SHALL BE.
351
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,040
SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE.
352
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,205
HMM?
353
00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:19,632
WHOA! IT'S COMING
FROM THE LANE!
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00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:22,708
YOU'RE RIGHT, KEVIN!
COME, JONNY.
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00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,672
ROLF? JONNY?
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00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,080
NAZZ!
357
00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:29,917
WHAT ABOUT
POOR JIMMY?
358
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,165
[IMITATING SIREN]
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00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,580
ED, BACK UP,
YOU IDIOT!
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00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,133
OH, THE SORENESS
OF THE ACHE!
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00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:42,668
BE BRAVE, EDDY.
ALL IS WELL!
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00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,420
CHIN UP,
FINE FELLOW!
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00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,000
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT, EDDY?
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00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:50,463
THE PATIENT HAS SUFFERED
A PENELOPE TO HIS
HEADASAURUS AREA,
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AS WELL AS A MAJOR GUSH
FROM THE...
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00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:57,633
HIS GOLIATH UPPER
TUBE VEINY THING.
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00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,328
BOY, EDDY.
YOU'RE A MESS!
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00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,417
OH, IS THAT YOU,
JONNY?
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00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:07,130
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
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00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:07,918
[COUGH COUCH]
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00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,040
DID I SAY
IT WAS HORRIBLE?
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00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,575
HORRIBLE IT WAS.
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00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,577
A GIANT
SWEDISH MEATBALL
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00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,167
WITH
A BLOODCURDLING
SCREAM
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00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:18,830
GRABBED EDDY
IN ITS DROOLING
GROUND CHUCK.
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00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:22,542
PLEASE.
377
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,035
ROLF HAS SEEN
THIS MEATBALL.
378
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:27,245
IT STALKS WILFRED
IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.
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00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,133
All: OOH!
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00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:31,378
YOU STAY PUT
HERE, JIMMY.
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00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:34,208
I'LL GET SOME KIDS
TO HELP ME CARRY YOU
TO YOUR ROOM.
382
00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:36,212
AND DON'T FORGET
TO DRINK.
383
00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:38,382
YOU NEED TO KEEP
YOUR FLUIDS UP.
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00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:42,128
YOU FORGOT
THE STRAW, SARAH.
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00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:44,673
AN ACORN.
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00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,710
HELLO, MR. SQUIRREL.
YOU'RE CUTE.
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00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:50,002
YOU'RE SO BRAVE,
EDDY.
388
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,423
IS THERE ANYTHING
WE CAN DO FOR YOU?
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00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:57,130
THE FACT THAT I'M
SURROUNDED BY ALL
MY FRIENDS IS ALL I NEED.
390
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,327
YOU'RE JUST
A BIG FAKER!
391
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,537
JIMMY'S THE ONE
WHO IS REALLY HURT!
392
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:06,825
COME CLOSER, MY CHILD.
393
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,833
YOU TELL JIMMY
HE'S OUT OF HIS LEAGUE.
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00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:11,077
Jimmy: SARAH!
395
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:12,747
OWIE!
396
00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:14,502
NOT AGAIN!
397
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:15,753
IT'S JIMMY!
398
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,463
JIMMY'S IN TROUBLE!
399
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,462
COME ON, GUYS!
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00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:20,332
HEY, WAIT!
401
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:21,537
WHERE YOU GOING?
402
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,415
WHERE'S MY ATTENTION?
403
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,080
I WAS ATTACKED
BY A MEATBALL!
404
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:29,627
EDDY,
JIMMY'S A NATURAL AT
GARNERING ATTENTION.
405
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:30,458
HE'S A HACK!
406
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,882
THIS IS GRADE-A
DAMAGE HERE.
407
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,168
WHAT'S HIS SECRET?
408
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,880
WELL, FOR ONE THING,
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00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:39,458
JIMMY'S LAMENT
OF ANGUISH IS REAL,
EDDY.
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00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,172
IS THAT ALL?
411
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,580
LET'S DO IT THEN,
DOUBLE D.
412
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,877
GIVE ME
YOUR BEST SHOT.
413
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:46,958
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
414
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:49,082
RIGHT HERE,
AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
415
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:49,997
DON'T HOLD BACK.
416
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,043
I'M NOT HITTING YOU.
417
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,125
WHAT ARE YOU--
A CHICKEN?
418
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,038
OH, PEER PRESSURE.
419
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:56,285
JUST REDUCE YOURSELF
TO A NEANDERTHAL, EDDY.
420
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,285
YOU'RE A BIG,
FAT CHICKEN!
421
00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,495
DON'T YOU TOUCH ME.
422
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,333
HA HA HA!
423
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:01,207
CHICKEN!
STOP IT!
424
00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:03,462
CHICKEN.
I'M NOT
A CHICKEN!
425
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:04,582
HERE, EDDY.
426
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,127
LOTS OF HURT,
HOLD THE ONIONS.
427
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,958
OK, FINE.
I'M A CHICKEN!
428
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:10,632
UM, ED...
429
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:15,963
EDDY?
430
00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:17,502
CAN YOU HEAR ME,
EDDY?
431
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:18,833
OH! ED!
432
00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:21,667
WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME
WERE YOU THINKING?
433
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,080
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING,
DOUBLE D.
434
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:27,917
Eddy:
OK. I'M HURT NOW.
435
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:30,583
NICE WORK, ED.
436
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:34,077
THIS WILL BRING
THE KIDS RUNNING BACK...
437
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:38,288
ANYTIME NOW.
438
00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,502
THIS ISN'T
HOW YOU CRAVE
439
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:41,963
FOR ATTENTION,
EDDY.
440
00:17:42,042 --> 00:17:43,292
THIS IRRATIONAL
COMPETITION
441
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,625
IN SEEKING
EVERYONE'S
RECOGNITION
442
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:48,458
STOPS
RIGHT HERE,
RIGHT NOW!
443
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:51,042
WE NEED A BIGGER
HOUSE, ED.
444
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,495
I'M ON IT, EDDY!
445
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:53,633
OK, WAIT!
446
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:56,248
HELP ME FIND
AN ALTERNATE
SOLUTION, ED.
447
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:59,213
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ONE
LOOKS LIKE, DOUBLE D.
448
00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:00,292
IF YOU HELP ME, ED,
449
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:05,705
I'LL GIVE YOU
AN ENTIRE SURFACE
OF PUDDING SKIN!
450
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,877
PUDDING SKIN!
451
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,168
Eddy: ED? DOUBLE D?
452
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:16,000
FINE! WHO NEEDS YOU?
I CAN GET MY OWN SYMPATHY.
453
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:16,963
HA!
454
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:18,082
HMM.
455
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:23,207
MOVE OVER, JIMMY.
PATHETIC EDDY'S
COMING TO TOWN!
456
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,705
HE WAS SUCH
A CUTE SQUIRREL, TOO.
457
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,502
I KNOW. I KNOW.
458
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:32,923
THERE. YOU LOOK
BETTER ALREADY.
459
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
Eddy: HELP!
460
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:34,713
HELP ME!
461
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,172
EDDY'S
GOING TO CRASH!
462
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,040
LET'S GO SEE,
JIMMY.
463
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:41,075
WAIT FOR ME, SARAH.
464
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,127
HUH?
465
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,128
MEATBALL!
466
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,328
AAH! MOTHER NATURE'S
ATTACKING AGAIN!
467
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,167
WE'RE HERE
TO HELP, JIMMY.
468
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,500
FOR YOURS
AND EDDY'S SAKE,
469
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,793
SAFETY IS
MY PRIME CONCERN!
470
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,575
WOO HO HO HOO!
471
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:56,787
RUNAWAY FRYING PAN!
472
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,575
AHH! MY AUDIENCE.
473
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,827
I'M IN TROUBLE, FOLKS!
474
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:01,877
[CRASH]
475
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:03,918
EDDY?
476
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,170
HELP ME.
477
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,705
OH, THE PAIN.
478
00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:11,502
I'M IN NEED...
479
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,543
OF ATTENTION.
480
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,875
POOR EDDY.
ARE YOU OK?
481
00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,038
IS THAT IT?
482
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,575
YOU SHOULD
SEE JIMMY!
483
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,917
Jimmy: BOUNCY,
BOUNCY, BOUNCY!
484
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:25,170
BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY!
485
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,170
WHEE!
486
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,540
THAT'S SO COOL!
487
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,285
HEY!
488
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,575
WHAT DID YOU DO TO JIMMY?
489
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,377
[JIMMY GIGGLING]
490
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,168
LOOK AT ME! YAY!
491
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
I'LL CATCH YOU, JIMMY!
492
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:40,173
I'M OK, SARAH.
DOUBLE D MADE ME SAFE!
493
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:40,830
BOOT!
494
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,747
OH, THIS
IS AWESOME!
495
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,423
MY TURN!
496
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,167
HEY! WAIT FOR ME!
497
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,790
NOW WHERE YOU GOING?
498
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,075
JIMMY'S NOT EVEN HURT!
499
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,077
MY POINT
EXACTLY, EDDY.
500
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,077
NO MORE
ATTENTION-GRABBING
501
00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:57,537
THROUGH
PERSONAL INJURIES
502
00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:01,245
IN MY PLAY-SAFE-
AND-NEVER-PLAY-SORRY
BUBBLE SUIT.
503
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,253
HEY, PLANK, LOOK!
504
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,423
THAT SHOULD
PUT AN END TO
YOUR CHILDISH
505
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,080
OUTDOING JIMMY
GAME.
506
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,167
GOOD LUCK!
507
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,330
YOU'VE JUST CHANGED
THE RULES, DOUBLE D.
508
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:14,167
THE SHOW MUST GO ON.
509
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,960
DRAT!
510
00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:19,382
Eddy: THEY'LL COME FROM
MILES AROUND TO SEE EDDY'S
511
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:22,128
BETTER-THAN-JIMMY'S-
PLAY-SAFE SUIT.
512
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,288
ONE BRAIN BUCKET.
513
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:25,625
TAKE ME
TO THE KIDS, ED.
514
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:29,168
YOUR WISH
IS MY LUNCH.
515
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,750
ED?
516
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,963
GO, BABY, GO!
517
00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:35,832
WHOA!
518
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:36,917
HERE HE COMES!
519
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,920
Jimmy: WHEE!
520
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:39,790
HERE I COME!
521
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:40,955
OVER TO YOU, ROLF!
522
00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:41,752
HI, KEVIN.
523
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:42,713
YOU'RE
SO NIMBLE.
524
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:44,002
IT IS MINE,
PEASANTS!
525
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:47,083
SMOOTH MOVE, ROLF!
526
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:48,127
WHEE!
527
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,208
AAH!
528
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:51,212
HIT THE ROAD,
BUBBLE BOY!
WHAT THE--
529
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,792
ROLF'S EYES FOOL
THE BRAIN OF ROLF.
530
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,415
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, MAN?
531
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,040
ROLF'S EYES FOOL
THE BRAIN OF ROLF.
532
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,035
MUST I SPELL IT?
533
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,325
WE HAVE GUEST.
534
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:02,577
[BOOM]
535
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:03,497
IT WORKED!
536
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,923
I'M SAFE!
I'M BETTER THAN JIMMY!
537
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,040
DID YOU
SEE THAT, PLANK?
538
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,785
GREAT CRASH, EDDY!
539
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,075
NEED ANY HELP, DUDE?
540
00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:12,457
Jimmy: GREETINGS,
EARTHLINGS.
541
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:13,462
HUH?
542
00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:16,252
OH, YOU, TOO, MR. DOGGY.
YOU'RE CUTE.
543
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,293
I'M SAFE!
544
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,035
[DOG BARKING]
545
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:22,205
NO PROBLEM!
546
00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:24,828
NOT SAFE! NOT SAFE!
547
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,667
HELP ME! HELP!
548
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:29,040
I'M COMING,
JIMMY!
549
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,165
HA HA HA!
550
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,710
WAIT UP, GUYS!
551
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,042
HELLO!
552
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,625
WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?
553
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,710
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
CANNED DORK.
554
00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:43,002
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO MY KNUCKLES.
555
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:43,963
HA HA HA!
556
00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:45,502
FORGET YOUR GLASSES
AT HOME?
557
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:48,173
I'M INVINCIBLE.
YOU'LL HURT YOUR HAND.
558
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,580
CONSERVE
YOUR STRENGTH, KEVIN,
559
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,997
AS YOU WILL NEED IT
FOR THE EGGBOY-CRASHING.
560
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:54,043
ROLF CAN SEE
SHODDY SPOT-WELDING
561
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,745
FROM A DISTANCE
OF 20 GOATS.
562
00:21:55,833 --> 00:22:00,673
HEY! QUIT
WASTING YOUR TIME,
ROLFY-BOY!
563
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,000
YOU'RE A FREAK, DUDE.
564
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,213
BEHOLD!
565
00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:05,332
HA HA HA!
566
00:22:07,167 --> 00:22:09,077
PICK A
BODY PART, ROLF.
567
00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:11,787
I AM QUITE PARTIAL
TO PIG, KEVIN.
568
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,705
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
569
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,882
Eddy: OW! OW! OW! OH!
570
00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:18,578
THIS IS GREAT!
571
00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:19,997
GO GET THE KIDS
QUICK, DOUBLE D.
572
00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:23,083
"DO THIS, DOUBLE D."
"DO THAT. DOUBLE D."
573
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,957
BOSSY, BOSSY, BOSSY.
574
00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:26,832
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
575
00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:29,787
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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