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>> Jon: [ Distorted ] WHAT
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HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE A FAMILY
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FROM THE WITNESS PROTECTION
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PROGRAM...
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>> Susan: MOVE THEM TO
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NEW YORK CITY...
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>> David: AND GIVE THEM THEIR
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OWN REALITY SHOW?
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>> * DA-DA-DA-DA, DO-DO
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>> Jon: PREVIOUSLY ON
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"DELOCATED!"...
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SUSAN, WE BROKE UP.
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>> Susan: MM-HMM.
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>> Jon: YOU GOT A NEW FEDERAL
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AGENT.
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>> Susan: JON, THIS IS CHRIS.
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>> Jon: GREAT TO MEET YOU.
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THEN THAT GUY RESIGNED SO HE
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COULD BE YOUR BOYFRIEND, AND SO
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ON WITH THE NEXT LIKE FIVE
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AGENTS.
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>> ROB.
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>> DARREN.
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IT'S OFFICIALLY OVER BETWEEN ME
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AND SUSAN.
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DARREN RESIGNED TODAY.
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THEY'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER.
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>> Jon: MISS LLOYD.
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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>> OH, HEY, JON.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING BY
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TODAY.
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>> Jon: OH, YEAH, THOUGHT I'D
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SURPRISE DAVID WITH A LITTLE DAD
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PICK-UP.
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>> ACTUALLY, I NEEDED TO TALK TO
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YOU, SO...
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>> Jon: OH, WELL, MISS LLOYD, I
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AM FLATTERED, BUT I DON'T REALLY
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THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE FOR US TO
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BANG BODS.
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>> ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO TALK TO
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YOU ABOUT DAVID.
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>> Jon: OH.
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>> DAVID'S NOT HERE.
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HE'S BEEN SKIPPING A LOT OF
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SCHOOL LATELY.
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>> Jon: HAS HE BEEN HERE AT ALL
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TODAY?
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>> NO. HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
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>> Jon: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU
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VERY MUCH.
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[ DOOR UNLOCKING ]
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>> David: HI.
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>> Jon: HOW'S IT GOING?
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HOW WAS SCHOOL?
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>> David: FINE.
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>> Jon: ALL RIGHT. CLASSES GOOD?
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>> David: YEAH.
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>> Jon: AWESOME, MAN.
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YOU WANT TO DO, LIKE, A
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FATHER/SON RAP SESSION -- TALK
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ABOUT SCHOOL AND STUFF?
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>> David: NO.
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>> Jon: YOU SURE?
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>> David: YEAH.
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>> Jon: OH, MAN, THAT'S FUNNY,
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'CAUSE YOUR TEACHER TOLD ME
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YOU'RE SKIPPING SCHOOL.
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>> David: OH, MY GOD. FINE.
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I SKIPPED A FEW CLASSES TO GET
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LUNCH WITH SOME FRIENDS.
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CHILL. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
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REALLY, RELAX.
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IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
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>> Jon: THAT'S ALL IT WAS?
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>> David: WHAT A CRIME.
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CALL THE PRINCIPAL.
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>> Jon: OKAY, I-I GET IT.
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>> David: SEND ME TO PRISON.
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>> Jon: I GET IT! RELAX.
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EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO BE A
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COOL, INVOLVED DAD.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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>> SUSAN WILL BE RIGHT DOWN WITH
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THE LAST OF YOUR THINGS.
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>> I COULD HAVE GONE UPSTAIRS
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AND GOT IT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE HAS TO
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BOTHER.
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>> SHE DIDN'T REALLY WANT YOU TO
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SEE OUR BEDROOM.
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>> Jon: AWKWARD!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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EECH.
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>> FEMALE AGENT, HUH?
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>> YEAH. GAIL STEVENS.
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YOU KNOW HER?
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>> Susan: OKAY.
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I THINK THIS IS JUST ABOUT THE
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LAST OF IT.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> Susan: THERE YOU GO.
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>> GOOD.
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>> Jon: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU COULD GET A GAY MARTIAN
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ROBOT FOR A FEDERAL AGENT.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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>> Susan: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
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ABOUT?
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>> Jon: I'M TALKING ABOUT DARREN
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MOVING IN AND YOU GETTING A
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CHICK FEDERAL AGENT.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE GONNA DUMP
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HIM.
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>> Susan: [ SCOFFS ]
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
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>> Jon: SUSAN, THE ONLY ONE
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AROUND HERE WHO'S JEALOUS IS
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A-YOU, MY DEAR, OKAY?
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IT'S A-YOU.
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I'M BUDDIES WITH ONE OF YOUR
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EX-BOYFRIENDS, AND IT COULD NOT
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BE DRIVING YOU MORE A-CUCKOO
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A-CRAZY.
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>> Susan: WELL, OF COURSE YOU'RE
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BUDDIES.
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ALL OF MY DISCARDED PIECES OF
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GARBAGE HAVE SOMETHING IN
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COMMON.
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>> WHAT'S SO WEIRD ABOUT ME AND
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JON BEING FRIENDS?
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YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THE NASTY
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THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT HIM AREN'T
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TRUE.
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ANYWAY, MY POINT IS, OVERALL,
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JON'S A GOOD GUY.
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AND I'M A GOOD GUY...
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NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE TELLING
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HIM.
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>> Susan: THE ONLY THING I'M
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TELLING DARREN IS TO COME
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UPSTAIRS AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO
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ME AS SOON AS YOU GUYS LEAVE.
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>> AWKWARD!
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>> Jon: [ LAUGHS ]
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GAIL, OUT OF THE PARK!
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>> YOU KNOW I MEANT IT WHEN I
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SAID THAT YOU WERE A GOOD GUY.
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I MEAN, WE'RE BOTH GOOD GUYS,
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RIGHT?
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>> Jon: OF COURSE WE ARE.
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SUSAN ALWAYS MAKES US FEEL
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OTHERWISE.
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>> I KNOW ALL THE OTHER AGENTS
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WHO CAME BEFORE ME -- THEY'RE
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ALL GOOD GUYS.
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WHAT?
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>> Jon: I BET THEY ALL FEEL THE
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SAME WAY WE DO.
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>> [ MUTTERING ]
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>> CHRIS.
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>> HEY, ROB.
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>> LONG TIME.
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>> YEAH.
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DO I KNOW YOU?
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>> YOU GOT A MINUTE?
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>> I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT
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HAPPENED.
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WE SEEMED SO IN LOVE.
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IT DEVASTATED ME.
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IT'S WHEN I QUIT THE BUREAU.
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SHE TOLD ME WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU
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WERE.
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THOUGHT I WAS A GOOD GUY.
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>> Jon: YOU ARE A GOOD GUY,
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CHRIS.
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IT'S ALL SUSAN.
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CHRIS, YOU EVER SEE
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"THE FIRST WIVES CLUB"?
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>> NO.
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>> Jon: BARTENDER...
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PUT THIS IN, PLEASE.
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>> THAT'S WHY WE'LL ALWAYS BE
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KNOWN AS THE FIRST WIVES CLUB.
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>> Jon: WE'RE GETTING ALL OF
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SUSAN'S EXES TOGETHER, FORMING
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OUR OWN CLUB --
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THE GOOD GUYS CLUB.
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>> ARE YOU IN?
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>> YEAH, I'M IN.
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I GUESS I WON'T BE NEEDING THIS
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ANYMORE.
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>> HEY, JEFF.
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>> * HOLD YOUR HEAD UP, MY GOOD
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FRIEND *
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>> Jon: THAT'S JUST SUSAN.
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YOU WON'T EVER HAVE TO WEAR THAT
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EVER AGAIN.
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>> * ONE WOMAN JUST AIN'T GONNA
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KEEP FIVE GOOD MEN DOWN,
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OH, NO *
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>> IT WAS REAL, BABY.
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>> * NO
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>> Jon: GOOD JOB.
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>> * SOMETIMES GOOD GUYS FINISH
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FIRST *
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>> Jon: EVERYBODY FEAST YOUR
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EYES ON THESE.
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>> WHOA!
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> YEAH!
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>> Jon: ROB, JEFF, CHRIS, AND
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MATT.
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>> OH, JON, THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL.
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>> THIS IS MINT.
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>> Jon: * OW, LOOK OUT
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* GOOD GUYS CLUB
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OKAY, OKAY, LET'S BRING IT BACK
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DOWN.
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FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS OF THE
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DAY IS SUSAN'S NEW BOYFRIEND.
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OF COURSE, YOU ALL KNOW WHO I'M
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TALKING ABOUT -- DARREN KELLY.
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>> GOOD GUY.
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>> GOOD GUY. REAL GOOD GUY.
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>> Jon: SOLID GUY.
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I WAS JUST AT SUSAN'S RECENTLY,
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AND I GOT TO WITNESS FIRSTHAND
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HOW HE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY
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BLINDED BY HER CHARMS.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]
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LIKE WE ALL WERE.
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>> HEY, HEY, COME ON.
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IF SUSAN COULD SEE US NOW, SHE'D
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SEE A ROOMFUL OF GOOD GUYS.
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IF SHE KNEW ABOUT THE
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GOOD GUYS CLUB, IT'D DRIVE HER
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CRAZY.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY DRIVES
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SUSAN CRAZY?
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DOO-WOP.
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>> UGH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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>> REALLY?
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>> OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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I BOUGHT HER TICKETS TO
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SHA NA NA -- SHE TOLD ME TO WIPE
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MY ASS WITH THEM.
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I DIDN'T, OF COURSE.
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>> Jon: GUYS, LET'S GET BACK TO
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THE MEETING, PLEASE, OKAY?
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MATT, NICE JOB ON THE DOUGHNUTS
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AND O.J. THIS MORNING.
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JEFF, YOU'RE NEXT.
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LET'S HAVE BREAKFAST BURRITOS
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AND POP TOMORROW.
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THAT SOUND GOOD TO EVERYBODY?
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>> All: YES.
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>> Jon: ALL RIGHT, GOOD MEETING,
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GUYS.
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LET'S BRING IT IN.
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LET'S GO.
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"GOOD GUYS" ON THREE.
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ONE, TWO, THREE.
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>> All: GOOD GUYS!
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>> Jon: ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD
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DAY AT SCHOOL, OKAY?
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STUDY HARD.
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>> David: I WILL.
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>> Jon: GET AN "A."
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>> David: OKAY.
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>> Jon: [ CHUCKLES ]
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LOVE YOU.
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>> David: LOVE YOU, TOO.
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>> Jon: OH [BLEEP]
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OH, MY GOD, I THINK WE LOST HIM.
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>> WHO'S THAT GIRL?
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ALL RIGHT, DAVID.
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>> Jon: [ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, MAN.
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I THOUGHT HE WAS, LIKE, MEETING
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UP WITH SOME STONER KIDS OR
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SOMETHING OR, LIKE, SOME
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HIPPIES OR RELIGIOUS FREAKS.
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MAN! WHEW!
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THANK GOD.
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>> JUST A YOUNG MAN DOING WHAT
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COMES NATURAL.
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>> Jon: WELL, LET'S JUST HOPE HE
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DOESN'T GET HIS HEART BROKEN.
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HIS CHERRY, ON THE OTHER HAND,
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GOOD RIDDANCE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> HERE SHE COMES.
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[BLEEP] THAT'S PAVEL.
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>> Jon: MY GOD, SHE'S A
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MIRMINSKY?
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>> STAY LOW.
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>> Jon: OH, DAVID.
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THANKS FOR DOING THIS.
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>> Susan: WELL, FOR THE RECORD,
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I'M NOT DOING IT FOR YOU -- I'M
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DOING IT FOR DAVID.
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>> Jon: YEAH, WELL, LET'S JUST
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STICK TO THE PLAN, ALL RIGHT?
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SHOW THEM HOW AWFUL OUR MARRIAGE
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WAS, SHOW THEM WHAT HELL A
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RELATIONSHIP IS.
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HOPEFULLY, THEY BREAK UP.
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OKAY, TATIANA, WELCOME TO WHAT
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WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY SWEET
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LOFT.
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WE USED TO HAVE FAMILY DINNERS
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LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME BEFORE
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OUR MARRIAGE WENT RIGHT TO HELL.
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>> Susan: YEAH.
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BEING MARRIED TO JON WAS QUITE A
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CHORE.
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>> [ Russian accent ] I'M SORRY
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TO HEAR.
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>> David: GUYS, WHAT YOU'RE
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TRYING TO DO IS REALLY
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TRANSPARENT AND ANNOYING.
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>> Susan: OH, NO, SWEETIE.
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WHAT WAS ANNOYING WAS YOUR
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FATHER CONSTANTLY WORKING, AND
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THEN HE BECAME EMOTIONALLY
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DETACHED.
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>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT, SUSAN?
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[BLEEP] YOU FOR NOT APPRECIATING
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THE LIFE THAT I WORKED MY ASS
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OFF TO GIVE YOU.
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>> Susan: THE LIFE OF INCESSANT
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BOREDOM?
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THE PART WHERE THERE WAS
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ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN THE
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BEDROOM, LACK OF INTEREST
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COMPLETELY --
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>> Jon: OH, THERE WAS PLENTY OF
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INTEREST IN THE BEDROOM -- ON MY
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PART.
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ON MY PART, OKAY?
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>> Susan: RIGHT.
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>> Jon: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO
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WOULDN'T LET ME SPANK YOUR LADY
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CHICKEN.
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>> Susan: OH!
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>> David: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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>> Susan: THANK YOU FOR BRINGING
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THAT UP.
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HOW DARE YOU?
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>> Jon: HOW DARE I WHAT?
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THESE KIDS ARE OLD ENOUGH TO
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HEAR ABOUT LADY CHICKENS.
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>> Susan: JON, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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>> Jon: IT'S ENOUGH?
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>> Susan: IT'S ENOUGH.
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>> Jon: REALLY?
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LIKE IT WAS ENOUGH FOR YOU TO
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BANG EVERY SINGLE GUY IN THE
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SECRET SERVICE WHO CAME
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YOUR WAY?
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I'M SURE YOU LET THEM SPANK YOUR
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LADY CHICKEN.
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SUSAN.
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THIS IS YOUR FUTURE, BY THE WAY,
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IF YOU TWO STAY TOGETHER.
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SUSAN!
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>> WHAT IS A LADY'S CHICKEN?
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>> Jon: OH, MY GOD.
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THAT WENT GREAT.
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WHO WANTS TO CLIMB
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HIGH-FIVE MOUNTAIN?
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OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY?
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SUSAN.
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SUSAN, COME HERE.
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YOU KNOW I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR
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LADY CHICKEN.
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>> Susan: IT'S JUST REALLY HARD
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WITH DAVID.
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>> Jon: I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
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IT'S OKAY.
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>> Susan: UGH.
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>> Jon: YOU OKAY?
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>> OKAY, SEND HIM UP.
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JON'S HERE.
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>> Susan: OH, OKAY.
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>> Jon: HELLO.
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SORRY TO DROP BY UNANNOUNCED.
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I JUST WANTED TO DROP OFF SOME
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FLOWERS TO SAY THANK YOU FOR
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HELPING OUT WITH DAVID LAST
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NIGHT.
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>> Susan: OH, SURE.
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WELL, LET'S JUST HOPE IT WORKED.
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>> LET ME GET A VASE.
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>> Jon: APPRECIATE THAT.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> Jon: YOU WANT ME TO BE THE
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ONE TO BREAK THE NEWS TO DARREN
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THAT JONNY'S BACK?
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>> Susan: MMM...
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>> Jon: THAT WAS A PRETTY
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POWERFUL SPEECH, HUH?
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>> Susan: ACTUALLY, THE WHOLE
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THING KIND OF SICKENED ME.
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>> HERE WE GO.
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LOOKS GOOD.
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>> Jon: SUSAN AND I MADE OUT
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LAST NIGHT.
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>> YEAH, I KNOW.
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IT WAS THE FIRST THING SHE TOLD
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ME WHEN I GOT HOME.
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TALKING ABOUT IT SICKENED HER.
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I CLEANED UP HER PUKE.
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BUT WHAT I'M WONDERING IS, DID
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YOU TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
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>> Jon: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT
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TO DO, MAN.
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YOU DON'T OWN ME.
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I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE, RACIST.
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BET IF THIS GUY HAD A TIME
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MACHINE, HE WOULDN'T GO BACK AND
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KILL HITLER.
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HE'D JUST GO BACK AND GET MORE
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SLAVES.
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YEAH, I'M RIGHT.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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YOU CAN TELL.
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>> Susan: IT IS VERY CLEAR TO ME
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THAT THIS SWEET, SWEET MAN IS
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THE ONE.
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AND THAT'S WHY LAST NIGHT, UM...
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I PROPOSED TO HIM AFTER HE
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CLEANED UP MY BARF.
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>> AND I ACCEPTED.
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>> Jon: ROB!
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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KISSED
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HER.
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>> Jon: HEY, LOOK, I KNOW.
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I'M SORRY.
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OKAY?
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IT WAS A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS.
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>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL ONE
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OF US BEFORE SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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HAPPENS.
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>> HEY, HEY.
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CUT THE GUY A BREAK, OKAY?
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WE ALL KNOW HOW SEXUAL AND
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ALLURING SUSAN CAN BE.
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THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ANY
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ONE OF US.
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I WISH IT'D HAPPENED TO ME.
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>> ME TOO.
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>> ME TOO.
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>> Jon: ME TOO.
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>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LOOK...
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OBVIOUSLY, SUSAN AGREED TO THE
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DAVID DINNER SO SHE COULD TRAP
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JON.
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ARE WE JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND
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POUT ABOUT IT, OR ARE WE GONNA
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DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
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>> I WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT
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IT.
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>> LET'S DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO SOMETHING
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ABOUT IT!
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>> LET'S DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
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>> Jon: LET'S DO SOMETHING
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ABOUT IT!
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>> READY? "LET'S DO SOMETHING
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ABOUT IT" ON THREE.
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ONE, TWO, THREE.
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>> All: LET'S DO SOMETHING
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ABOUT IT!
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>> * SHA DOO DOOBIE, DOOBIE
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DOO WAH *
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>> Susan: UGH.
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>> * DOOBIE DOO WAH
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* SHA DOO DOOBIE, DOOBIE
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DOO WAH *
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* WAH, WAH, WAH, WAAAAH
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>> Jon: * OH, SUSAN
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>> * SHA DOO DOOBIE, DOOBIE
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DOO WAH *
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* SHA DOO DOOBIE, DOOBIE
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DOO WAH *
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>> Susan: HEY, HEY!
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SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.
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>> All: YEAH!
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> OH, YEAH!
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NOW, NOW, THAT IS WHAT I CALL
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MISSION ACCOM...A-LOM-A-DONG,
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A-DONG-A-DONG-A-DING-DONG
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...COMPLISHED!
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>> YEAH, THAT'S SO GOOD!
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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>> Jon: UH-OH.
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IT'S SUSAN!
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>> OH, MAN!
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>> Jon: VOICEMAIL.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
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>> [ As Susan ] "HEY!
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SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP!"
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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>> SHE LOOKED CRAZY, MAN.
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>> Jon: WHOA, SUSAN CALL
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NUMBER 2.
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>> OH, NO!
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>> Jon: TAKE IT EASY, MADONNA.
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NO ONE'S DESPERATELY SEEKING
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SUSAN.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ ALARM CLOCK BEEPING ]
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[ BEEPING STOPS ]
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OH, MAN.
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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OH, MY GOD.
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>> WHAT?
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>> Jon: I'VE GOT A TON OF TEXTS
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FROM SUSAN ASKING ME TO CALL
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HER.
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I GUESS SOMEONE'S STILL CUCKOO
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FOR JONNY PUFFS.
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SEE WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.
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>> Susan: JON, WHERE ARE YOU?
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I HAVE BEEN CALLING YOU ALL
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NIGHT.
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JUST PLEASE CALL ME AS SOON AS
536
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:39,872
YOU GET THIS.
537
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,342
OUR DINNER BACKFIRED.
538
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,341
DAVID RAN AWAY.
539
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,012
JUST CALL ME, PLEASE.
540
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,012
>> Jon: I HAVE TO GO.
541
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,013
OH, MY GOD.
542
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,854
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
543
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:53,688
>> Jon: OH, MY GOD.
544
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,056
>> LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS HARD FOR
545
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:55,555
YOU.
546
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,855
BUT THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO
547
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,356
RIGHT NOW IS TO GO HOME AND LET
548
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,828
US DO OUR JOBS, OKAY?
549
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,856
JON, SUSAN, WE WILL GET DAVID
550
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:02,531
BACK.
551
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,059
YOU HAVE MY WORD ON IT.
552
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,704
WE HAVE THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE
553
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:11,439
WORLD WORKING ON THIS.
554
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,708
WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU
555
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,705
WEARING?
556
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:16,908
>> Jon: I CAN'T JUST SIT HERE
557
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:17,709
AND DO NOTHING!
558
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,910
I HAVE TO BE OUT THERE, TRYING
559
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:19,511
TO HELP.
560
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,712
ANYTHING COULD BE GOING ON WITH
561
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:21,513
HIM RIGHT NOW.
562
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,124
HE COULD BE DEAD.
563
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,445
>> YOU KNOW, JON, AFTER 9/11,
564
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,720
THE GOVERNMENT HIRED A BUNCH OF
565
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:25,847
HOLLYWOOD WRITERS TO COME UP
566
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:26,752
WITH SCENARIOS WITH WHICH
567
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:27,723
THE TERRORISTS WOULD ATTACK
568
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,760
THE UNITED STATES.
569
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,056
IT'S AN IDEA.
570
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,791
>> OKAY, SO WE GOT A COUPLE
571
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,062
YOUNG RUNAWAYS, RIGHT?
572
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,431
WHERE DO THEY GO TO?
573
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,628
ATLANTIC CITY.
574
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,899
AND THEY END UP WINNING A TON OF
575
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,527
MONEY GAMBLING AND LIVING OUT OF
576
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,732
A HOTEL, BUT THE GAMBLING
577
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,443
BECOMES AN ADDICTION, RIGHT?
578
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,595
>> MAYBE INSTEAD OF
579
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,413
ATLANTIC CITY, THEY GO TO THE
580
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:45,735
HAMPTONS.
581
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:46,738
CRIME FAMILY LIKE THAT
582
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:47,809
DEFINITELY HAS A PLACE THERE.
583
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,977
>> I THINK ATLANTIC CITY MAKES A
584
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:49,935
LOT MORE SENSE THAN THE
585
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:50,542
HAMPTONS.
586
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,643
I MEAN, IT JUST -- IT JUST...
587
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,584
>> IT'S SEXIER.
588
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,909
>> WELL, IT MAKES MORE SENSE
589
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:54,753
DRAMATICALLY.
590
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:59,787
>> MAYBE IF DAVID WAS BLACK.
591
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:00,616
>> BLACK IS GOOD.
592
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,790
HERE, I'M WRITING DOWN "BLACK."
593
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:02,718
>> BLACK IS VERY...
594
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:03,892
>> NO, I THINK YOU'RE TALKING
595
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,090
ABOUT A FATHER WHO HASN'T BEEN
596
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:05,962
TALKING TO HIS SON.
597
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,088
>> YEAH, THE CLASSIC ABSENT
598
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,104
FATHER.
599
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,728
IF THAT'S NOT GONNA LEAD TO A
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00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,099
KID WANTING TO, YOU KNOW, HOP
601
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:11,728
TOWN...
602
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,431
>> HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
603
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,743
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] THIS HOLLYWOOD
604
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:16,765
[BLEEP] OKAY?
605
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,169
AND [BLEEP] THE FBI!
606
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,071
JON, THIS IS A JOB FOR
607
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:24,813
THE GOOD GUYS.
608
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:25,981
>> Jon: THIS ISN'T A HOLLYWOOD
609
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:26,478
MOVIE!
610
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:26,979
THIS IS LIFE!
611
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,149
I DON'T NEED A BUNCH OF WRITERS
612
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,448
COMING UP WITH FAKE LINES.
613
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,579
[ Echoing ] I NEED SOMEONE TO
614
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,893
GET ME BACK MY SON!
615
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,197
>> EXCUSE ME.
616
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,498
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY?
617
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,671
>> EITHER OF THESE TWO LOOK
618
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:50,499
FAMILIAR TO YOU?
619
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,803
EITHER OF THEM, NOTHING AT ALL?
620
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:52,144
>> NO.
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00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,109
>> Jon: TAKE A LOOK AT THESE
622
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,006
PHOTOS AND TELL ME IF YOU'VE
623
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,106
SEEN EITHER OF THESE KIDS IN THE
624
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,808
NEIGHBORHOOD.
625
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,810
IF YOU'VE SEEN THEM -- PLEASE,
626
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,512
JUST LOOK ONE MORE TIME.
627
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,054
IT'S MY SON.
628
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,218
>> YEAH, WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
629
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,676
>> Jon: PLEASE JUST LOOK HARD.
630
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:05,824
>> DAVID'S HOME. COME ON.
631
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:06,848
>> Jon: WHAT?
632
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:10,163
>> GO!
633
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,487
[ DOOR UNLOCKING ]
634
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,861
>> Jon: OH, MY GOD, DAVID,
635
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,499
DAVID, DAVID.
636
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,525
COME HERE.
637
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:22,140
>> THANK YOU. OKAY.
638
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:25,505
NOTHING.
639
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,465
[ SQUEAKING ]
640
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,516
>> David: WHEN IT BECAME OBVIOUS
641
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,175
THAT OUR FAMILIES DIDN'T WANT US
642
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,094
TOGETHER, I DECIDED WE SHOULD
643
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:40,846
RUN AWAY.
644
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,663
>> WE STAYED UNDER A PIER AT
645
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:43,585
JONES BEACH.
646
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,590
>> David: WE WERE APPROACHED BY
647
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,762
A HOBO.
648
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:49,861
HE ATTACKED US.
649
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,762
>> DAVID WAS FOOLISH, DID NOT
650
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,604
THINK WE NEEDED PROTECTION.
651
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,200
>> David: FOR PROTECTION, I HAD
652
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,002
BROUGHT A KNIFE FROM MOM'S
653
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:57,773
KITCHEN.
654
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,570
>> THANKFULLY, I HAD SPIKED
655
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,212
BRASS KNUCKLES UNCLE SERGEI
656
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:01,938
GAVE ME.
657
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,581
>> David: WE MANAGED TO...
658
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,006
GET PAST HIM PRETTY QUICKLY.
659
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,552
>> DAVID WAS CRYING AND SCARED.
660
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,618
>> David: HE MANAGED TO GET
661
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,017
AHOLD OF TATIANA.
662
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,248
>> I POUND HIS FACE REPEATEDLY
663
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,024
WITH BRASS KNUCKLES.
664
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,732
>> David: AND I-I KILLED HIM.
665
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,555
>> AND I HEAR SCREAMING AND THEN
666
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,201
NOTHING.
667
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,195
>> David: BUT THAT NIGHT, WE
668
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,097
MADE LOVE FOR THE FIRST AND
669
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:29,968
FINAL TIME UNDER THE STARS.
670
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:33,109
>> DAVID WAS STILL CRYING AND
671
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,905
SCARED, SO...
672
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:38,207
I TAKE HIM BY HAND, AND WE WALK
673
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:42,651
TOGETHER.
674
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,749
>> I'M PROUD OF YOU.
675
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,222
YOU KILL YOUR FIRST HOBO.
676
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:52,261
>> Jon: I'M PROUD OF YOU.
677
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,629
YOU GOT LAID.
678
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:59,596
>> David: [ SNIFFLES ]
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00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:00,799
>> Jon: WHAT'S UP?
680
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,640
>> I DON'T SEE ANY REASON TO
681
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,595
MENTION THIS TO THE COPS OR THE
682
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,004
FBI.
683
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,974
IF THE GOOD GUYS KNOW ANYTHING,
684
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,943
IT'S HOW TO GET RID OF A CORPSE
685
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:14,851
DISCREETLY.
686
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:20,747
>> OH, MY GOD. JON, JON.
687
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:26,633
JON.
688
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,356
OH [BLEEP]
689
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,201
>> Jon: SHAMA-LAMA-DING-DONG.
690
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,126
IT'S CHRIS.
691
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:35,130
>> OH, MY GOD.
692
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:36,774
>> Jon: I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS
693
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,309
FOR...
694
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:42,036
HELPING ME FIND DAVID.
695
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,881
I ESPECIALLY WANT TO THANK CHRIS
696
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,646
FOR DRINKING BEHIND OUR BACK,
697
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,005
DRESSING UP AS A HOBO, AND
698
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,783
TRYING TO SCARE THE KIDS INTO
699
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:49,981
GOING HOME.
700
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,152
AT LEAST, I THINK THAT'S WHAT HE
701
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:51,780
WAS DOING.
702
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,394
I HONESTLY HAVE NO [BLEEP] IDEA.
703
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,116
IN ANY CASE, WE ALL KNOW WHAT
704
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,861
CAME NEXT.
705
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,826
DAVID GOT LAID.
706
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:02,355
CHRIS DID THE JOB THAT HE ALWAYS
707
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,872
WANTED TO DO.
708
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,125
IT'S THE JOB THAT HE WAS BORN TO
709
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,244
DO.
710
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,335
AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BEING
711
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,868
A GOVERNMENT AGENT.
712
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,672
I'M TALKING ABOUT BEING A
713
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,644
GOOD GUY.
714
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:26,045
>> * OH, BEAUTIFUL
715
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:29,192
SHOO-BA-DE-DOOBIE SKIES *
716
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,858
>> * FOR AMBER
717
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:32,858
>> * SHOO-BA-DE-DOO
718
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,829
>> * WAVES OF GRAIN
719
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:39,168
* FOR PURPLE MOUNTAINS'
720
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:42,095
* SHOO-BA-DEE MAJESTY
721
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:45,341
* ABOVE THE SHOO-BA-DEE
722
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:48,438
DOO-BA-DEE PLAIN *
723
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:54,781
* AMERICA, SHOO-BA-DEE 'MERICA
724
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:58,751
* GOD SHED SHOO-BA-DEE GRACE ON
725
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,121
THEE *
726
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,220
* AND CROWN THY GOOD,
727
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:07,393
SHOO-BA-DEE BROTHERHOOD *
728
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:10,734
* FROM SEA TO SHOO-BA-DEE,
729
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:15,400
DOO-BA-DEE SEA *
730
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,972
>> TO CHRISSIE.
731
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:17,439
>> TO CHRIS.
732
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:18,197
>> TO CHRIS.
733
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,174
>> Jon: TO CHRIS.
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