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All right, ladies and gentleman,
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this is the moment
we've been waiting for.
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The presenta...
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Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight?
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Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight!
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Now, isn't this
what it's all about, folks?
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Go!
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Hiyah!
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- Fight!
- Here we go.
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Turn. Kneel.
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Johnny, you're a cream puff!
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Sweep the leg.
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You have a problem with that?
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No, Sensei.
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No mercy.
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Two points, LaRusso.
Lawrence, nothing.
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Ready? Fight.
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One point, Lawrence.
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One point, Lawrence.
Two, two.
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Hiyah!
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Get him a body bag!
Yeah!
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Warning for illegal contact
to the knee.
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Whoever wins the next point
will be our new champion.
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Finish him!
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The new champion:
Daniel LaRusso!
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Ugh.
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Hey, l'm Miguel.
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My family and I
just moved into 109.
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Great. More immigrants.
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Actually, we're from Riverside.
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But anyways, I was just
wondering if you were
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having trouble
with your water pressure,
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'cause I know our sink's being
a little weird right now and...
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Oh, bottles go in the blue bin.
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Listen, Menudo...
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L've lived in this shithole
for over ten years.
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The pipe's don't work.
The fountain's full of piss.
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And the only good thing
about being here
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is I don't have
to talk to anybody.
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So nice knowing you.
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Okay, well...
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have a nice day, I guess.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Not another one.
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Now listen.
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Hey.
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Creep.
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Ugh. Sick.
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Hey!
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It don't get better, girl.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the hell is this?
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Don't worry,
it's gonna be level.
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L'm just lining it up.
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You put it on the wrong wall.
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I said the wall
across from the door.
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This is the wall
across from the door.
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Not that door, idiot.
The door.
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Just move the TV.
I have company coming over.
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Wait, hold on. L'm gonna have
to fill the holes, re-measure,
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match the paint.
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It's gonna take me an hour just
to get to the hardware store.
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That's not my problem.
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L'm not the dummy who put the
TV on, literally, the only wall
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in the house that
a TV would not go.
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Why can't a TV go on this...
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Look, l'll come by first thing
in the morning
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and put everything just
the way you want it, all right?
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- I just can't do it now.
- Well, that's just great.
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Not bad enough you took a shit
in my powder room.
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You said that's
where I was supposed to go.
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Yeah, I didn't know
you were gonna take a shit.
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Okay, okay, we'll figure
this out, all right?
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Just quit bitching at me.
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What did you just call me?
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No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't call her a bitch.
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I said she was bitching at me.
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There's a difference.
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You're firing me
because of that bitch?
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You know what?
I hated this damn job anyway.
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You better pay me
what you owe me, Mike.
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Mike?
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Banzai.
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L'm Daniel LaRusso.
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And at LaRusso Auto,
we kick the competi...
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That one.
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Aren't you gonna wear gloves?
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Can you put that on a plate?
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- My grandma's not feeling well.
- Didn't ask.
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Come on, what's Spanish for
"just give me my damn slice"?
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What did you just say?
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- What did he say?
- You don't want to know.
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No, I know it was something
bad ; just tell me.
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Uh, he sai...
He said you have a tiny...
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He said I have a tiny wang?
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- Tell him he has a tiny wang.
- I speak English, asshole.
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Oh, really?
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Whoo!
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Hey, yo, Brucks,
get the light beer this time.
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Got to cut weight for the meet.
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- Hundo P, son.
- Damn right.
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Whoo!
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Man, you should get some
condoms too.
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Finish up and then beat it.
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- Excuse me?
- This is my mart.
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You ain't hustlin' no coin
at my mart.
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L'm not hustlin'.
L'm not homeless.
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That's my car.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Why you got to blow up our spot?
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Man, he thought
we were in college, dumb-ass.
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I didn't know you guys were
trying to buy beer.
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L'm sorry.
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- Yes, let's go.
- What the hell are you doing?
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Ooh, what do we got here?
Yeah, what do you got?
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What do you got?
Pepto.
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Oh, shit, someone has
frickin' diarrhea.
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Hey, we should call him 'Rhea.
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Give it back, dude.
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- What are you ta...
- It's for my grandma.
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Oh, it's for your grandma.
Ah, shit, l'm sorry, man.
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Hey, you want it?
Hey, you can take all that...
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- Ugh.
- Take that.
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Yeah.
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Bitch.
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Asshole.
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- Oh!
- What'd you say, 'Rhea?
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I-I didn't say anything.
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- Oh.
- That's brute, Ky.
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Oh, what?
You crying?
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Hey, where you going, pussy?
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Hey!
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Watch the car, man.
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- Who's this dude?
- Just leave the dork alone.
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You see this guy?
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Eating his dinner
at the mini mart like a bum.
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Wait, I-I think I know this guy.
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He's the jerk-off that cleaned
my dad's septic tank.
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That explains why
he smells like shit.
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All right, trust me, you guys
are pissing off the wrong guy
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on the wrong day, all right?
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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Get the hell out of here, loser.
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Ah.
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Let's get him.
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Holy shit, how did you...
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Ah!
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What's the matter?
Having trouble breathing?
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Is that all you got, ladies?
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- Come on, Ky. Let's go.
- Ge off me!
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What's the matter?
Having trouble breathing?
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Hey, get off the kid!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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It's not his fault!
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Hey, I just...
I just wanted to say thank you.
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All right, well, you said it.
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So last night, was that,
like, Tae Kwon Do or jujitsu
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or MMA or something?
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It's karate.
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Old-school karate.
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Do you think you could teach me?
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What? No.
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What? Come on,
when school starts,
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those guys are gonna make
my life miserable.
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- It's not my problem.
- What?
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If I just knew a little bit of
what you knew then I would be...
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Forget it.
I don't do karate anymore.
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All right?
Besides, I need to find a job.
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Well, you can open
your own karate school.
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It's called a dojo.
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Well, you could
open your own dojo.
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Look, l'm not getting
into this with you, all right?
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L'm not even sure l'm allowed
to be around kids right now.
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All right, you want my advice?
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Stop being so annoying.
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Maybe you'll stop
getting your ass kicked.
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Okay.
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You got Encore?
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Yes, ma'am, that's correct,
Your Honor, she is...
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Who the hell are you?
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You know
those little red stickers
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that say "further reduced"?
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That means spoiled.
You know that, right?
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You're eating bad meat, boy.
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What the hell are you doing
in my apartment, Sid?
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Oh, that's some thank-you.
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Who do you think bailed you out?
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Again.
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I never asked you for anything.
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I think that little incident
at Applebee's
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would've taught you to keep
your hands to yourself.
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You know...
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when I met your mom,
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she really knocked my socks off.
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Beautiful.
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Blonde.
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Tan.
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Tight.
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Little did I know
l'd be taking care
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of her schmuck kid forever.
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Yeah, Sid, you were the
stepfather of the century.
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Well, high praise
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coming from a world-class daddy
like you.
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How old is Robby now?
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15? 16?
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When's the last time
you saw him?
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Just get
the hell out of here, man.
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L'll get the hell out of here
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when l'm goddamn good and ready.
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- Sid.
- What?
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Blood pressure.
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Ah, keep watching your
bullshit judge show.
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Will you, Rhonda?
And stay out of this.
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Jesus. God.
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This is why l'm here.
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What's this?
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Well, you know, I told your mama
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l'd take care
of you always, but...
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in this case,
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I think even she would cut me
some slack.
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L'm buying you out of my life.
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L'd rather be homeless
than take money from you.
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Oh, well, hell...
Yeah, okay.
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Rhonda!
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Lunchtime!
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Call Art's.
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See if they got that belly lox.
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L'd say get your life in order,
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but, uh, at this point,
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you're like the meat
in your fridge.
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Chappy, Chappy, where are you?
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Just put in that tape,
that's an order.
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Nothing you can do about me.
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Chappy, I want to help you.
Where are you?
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Climb high like I told you.
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Doug, I ain't gonna make it.
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Chappy!
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A bunch of things
must've gone wrong
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if you're listening to this.
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Whatever happened, I know
you must be real scared.
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Right now you're probably filled
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with all the doubts
in the world.
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But l'm gonna tell you
something, Doug.
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God doesn't give people things
He doesn't want them to use.
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And He gave you the touch.
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It's a power you have
inside of you,
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down there where you
keep your guts, boy.
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It's all you need
to blast your way in
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and get back what
they took from you.
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Banzai!
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Daniel LaRusso here
for LaRusso Auto,
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bringing you specials on
all of our inventory.
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We have an excess
of Jeep Grand Cherokees
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priced to go.
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Get a lease for only... Nah.
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Make that... Chop!
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Yes, we are chopping prices
on all of our Hondas,
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Nissans, Acuras, and Audis.
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Hiyah.
259
00:16:31,856 --> 00:16:33,296
So come visit
any of our locations
260
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,155
in Tarzana, Woodland Hills,
261
00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:37,163
North Hollywood,
or Sherman Oaks.
262
00:16:37,195 --> 00:16:40,335
And as always,
every customer leaves
263
00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:43,165
with their very own bonsai tree.
264
00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:46,841
LaRusso Auto Group.
We kick the competition.
265
00:17:11,162 --> 00:17:12,562
- Yeah.
- All right.
266
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,211
I got second place.
267
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,146
Second place is no place!
You're off the team!
268
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,420
That sucks.
I did my best.
269
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,449
- What did you say?
- I said I did my best.
270
00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:41,454
You're nothing! You lost!
You're a loser!
271
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:44,286
- No, you're the loser, man.
- Oh, l'm the loser, huh?
272
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,763
Yeah.
273
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,161
Now who's the loser?
274
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,333
You know,
you're really sick, man.
275
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,002
Hey.
276
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,330
- Hey, come on!
- Hey, what are you doing?
277
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,636
Don't.
278
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,767
How does second place
feel now, huh?
279
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,333
Come on, he can't breathe.
280
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:01,241
- Mind your business.
- You're gonna kill him.
281
00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:04,042
Sensei, please,
you're hurting him.
282
00:19:04,075 --> 00:19:05,975
How does second place
feel now, huh?
283
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,450
Oh, my God.
284
00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:12,551
Yasmine, I told you you
shouldn't be on your phone.
285
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:13,653
What the...
286
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:15,755
What are we gonna do, guys?
What are we gonna do?
287
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:16,827
We have to call the police.
288
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:17,985
We can't.
My parents will kill me.
289
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:21,293
What the hell are you doing?
What are you...
290
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,026
Open the door!
Open the door!
291
00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:25,662
Drive!
292
00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:28,968
Hey, where do you think
you're going?
293
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,841
Where do you think you're going?
294
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,269
Shit.
295
00:19:37,575 --> 00:19:39,615
Oh, come...
296
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,150
Take care of her.
She's a classic.
297
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:47,322
Mm-hmm.
298
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,892
- Hey, where do I pick it up?
- It's on the card.
299
00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:56,062
LaRusso.
300
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,724
No, no, no.
301
00:19:57,762 --> 00:19:59,832
Hey, hey!
302
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,673
Ah, come on.
303
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,077
How you doing, sir?
304
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,849
- Would you be interested in...
- No.
305
00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:55,652
Great.
You're all set.
306
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,187
Thanks so much.
Have a great day.
307
00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,692
Thank you.
308
00:20:58,723 --> 00:21:01,393
Hi, welcome to LaRusso.
How can I help you?
309
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,426
Hi, I just need
to pick up my car.
310
00:21:06,297 --> 00:21:08,237
L'm in a bit of a hurry.
311
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:09,636
Oh, this came in last night?
312
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,167
It's gonna be at least
a couple of weeks,
313
00:21:11,202 --> 00:21:12,742
but we'll call you
with an estimate.
314
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,601
No, no, no, my car was not
supposed to come here.
315
00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:16,739
Okay? I want it towed
to a different body shop.
316
00:21:16,774 --> 00:21:18,314
Why?
317
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,813
We have the number-one service
team in the Valley.
318
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,146
We beat all prices.
319
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:23,480
We kick the competition.
320
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:24,785
Yeah, yeah,
l've heard it a million times.
321
00:21:24,816 --> 00:21:27,616
I just prefer to do
my business elsewhere.
322
00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:31,127
And here are
the watering instructions.
323
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:32,686
Thanks again for being
returning customers.
324
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:35,864
Before you go, Mr. LaRusso
wanted to thank you personally.
325
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:37,994
Let me go get him.
326
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,230
Can you hurry it up?
I got to go.
327
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:40,904
Hold on.
328
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,572
Um, it says your car is in one
of our intake lots.
329
00:21:43,601 --> 00:21:45,041
L'll just figure out which one.
330
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,370
You know what?
L'll come back tomorrow.
331
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:47,735
But, sir, I...
332
00:21:54,712 --> 00:21:56,012
Johnny?
333
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:02,488
Johnny Lawrence.
334
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,961
I-I-I knew it was you.
335
00:22:04,989 --> 00:22:06,259
Holy...
336
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,291
- How the hell are you?
- Hey, man.
337
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:10,896
Oh, my God, look at you.
338
00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:14,129
You still got
those golden locks, eh?
339
00:22:14,165 --> 00:22:16,565
God, this is crazy.
How you been?
340
00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:18,341
Great, man. Thanks.
L've been great.
341
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,910
That's great.
Hey, hey, Anoush. Come here.
342
00:22:20,938 --> 00:22:22,508
Louie, get over here.
I want you to meet somebody.
343
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:23,880
- I got to go.
- No, no, no, no.
344
00:22:23,908 --> 00:22:25,308
This is Johnny Lawrence.
345
00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:27,683
He and I go way back,
right, buddy?
346
00:22:27,712 --> 00:22:29,782
This guy was the toughest dude
in my high school.
347
00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:32,684
When I first moved here
from Jersey, he and I...
348
00:22:32,717 --> 00:22:35,057
We got into a little bit.
349
00:22:35,086 --> 00:22:37,356
This guy
really had it in for me.
350
00:22:37,388 --> 00:22:39,528
Yeah, well, you did move in
on my girl.
351
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:42,358
Well, she actually wasn't
really your girl anymore,
352
00:22:42,393 --> 00:22:43,893
was she?
353
00:22:43,928 --> 00:22:45,868
I mean...
354
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,167
Ah, all right, that's all water
under the bridge.
355
00:22:48,199 --> 00:22:51,199
Wait. Is this the karate guy,
the guy from the tournament?
356
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:52,706
Oh, this is the guy
whose ass you kicked.
357
00:22:52,737 --> 00:22:55,507
It was a really close match.
358
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:58,580
But if you want to get
technical, I kicked his face.
359
00:22:58,609 --> 00:23:01,549
L'm just busting your chops.
360
00:23:01,579 --> 00:23:03,079
It was an illegal kick.
361
00:23:03,114 --> 00:23:04,384
Oh, illegal, really?
362
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,916
Come on, what about that elbow
to my knee?
363
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,751
Yeah, I got a warning.
You got the win.
364
00:23:07,785 --> 00:23:10,455
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No fighting
in the showroom, guys.
365
00:23:10,488 --> 00:23:12,058
All right, back to work.
366
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:14,230
- All right. Nice meeting you.
- Get back to work.
367
00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:15,659
Enough reminiscing, right?
368
00:23:15,693 --> 00:23:18,393
So what brings you in?
You looking for a new ride?
369
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:21,030
He wants his car towed
to a different body shop.
370
00:23:21,065 --> 00:23:23,635
Oh, no, no, Johnny, we got
the best prices in town.
371
00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:25,298
That crook at Cole's
on Van Nuys...
372
00:23:25,336 --> 00:23:26,706
He's gonna try
to screw you over.
373
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:28,778
Sheila, let me see the estimate.
374
00:23:28,806 --> 00:23:31,776
Pontiac?
375
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:33,910
Firebird?
376
00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:36,545
Wow. Someone did
a real number on this thing.
377
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,081
Maybe it's time for an upgrade.
378
00:23:38,115 --> 00:23:39,215
Why don't we walk the lot?
379
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,590
I could give you a great deal
on a certified pre-owned...
380
00:23:40,618 --> 00:23:42,618
I just want my car.
381
00:23:43,621 --> 00:23:45,261
All right.
All right, all right.
382
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:46,520
You got it, all right?
383
00:23:46,557 --> 00:23:48,957
Let me see how low
I can get this repair.
384
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:50,424
Friends and family...
385
00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:52,532
My own personal code.
386
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,537
You know what?
It's on the house.
387
00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,139
No way, man.
I don't need your charity.
388
00:23:59,170 --> 00:24:00,610
No, no, you'd be doing me
a favor.
389
00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:02,609
Our guys aren't used to working
on a car like this.
390
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,740
They could use the practice.
You could use the repairs.
391
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,816
- This is win-win.
- I said l'll handle it.
392
00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:08,545
All right.
393
00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:11,018
Okay, but it's...
394
00:24:11,049 --> 00:24:14,289
John, it's gonna cost
more than the car's worth.
395
00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:18,625
Listen, don't worry
about it, John.
396
00:24:18,656 --> 00:24:20,256
It's my pleasure, all right?
397
00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:21,461
- All right.
- Okay?
398
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:23,463
Just hang here a second.
I got something for you.
399
00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:25,165
One minute.
400
00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:29,038
- Hey, Dad.
- Look who's here.
401
00:24:32,236 --> 00:24:33,636
Open the door!
402
00:24:33,671 --> 00:24:35,611
L'm good.
403
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,910
You got to be kidding me.
404
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,110
Hey, Johnny, wait up.
405
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,318
Johnny, wait up.
406
00:24:50,221 --> 00:24:51,861
Every customer gets one.
407
00:24:51,889 --> 00:24:53,659
Come on.
408
00:24:53,691 --> 00:24:55,991
And, hey, look,
I don't blame you
409
00:24:56,026 --> 00:24:58,196
for what happened
back in the day, all right?
410
00:24:58,229 --> 00:24:59,329
I know that wasn't you.
411
00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:00,664
It was Cobra Kai.
412
00:25:00,698 --> 00:25:02,838
We're all better off
without it, am I right?
413
00:25:02,867 --> 00:25:04,407
All right, take care
of yourself,
414
00:25:04,435 --> 00:25:06,335
and l'll call you
when the car's ready, okay?
415
00:25:06,370 --> 00:25:08,040
This is crazy.
You look... you look...
416
00:25:08,072 --> 00:25:09,772
It's good to see you, man.
417
00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,702
Are you sure you're ready?
418
00:25:39,737 --> 00:25:42,037
'Cause once you go down this
path, there's no turning back.
419
00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:43,873
You're gonna be
my karate teacher?
420
00:25:43,908 --> 00:25:45,148
No.
421
00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:48,542
L'm gonna be your sensei.
422
00:25:52,617 --> 00:25:54,587
L'm gonna teach you
the style of karate
423
00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:56,789
that was taught to me:
424
00:25:56,821 --> 00:25:58,021
a method of fighting
425
00:25:58,055 --> 00:26:00,355
your pussy generation
desperately needs.
426
00:26:00,391 --> 00:26:01,991
Good luck.
It's all yours.
427
00:26:02,026 --> 00:26:03,396
All right.
428
00:26:07,765 --> 00:26:10,735
L'm not just gonna teach you
how to conquer your fears.
429
00:26:10,768 --> 00:26:14,138
L'm gonna teach you how to
awaken the snake within you.
430
00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:18,412
And once you do that, you'll
be the one who's feared.
431
00:26:25,149 --> 00:26:27,119
You'll build strength.
432
00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:31,124
You'll learn discipline.
433
00:26:32,957 --> 00:26:35,127
And when the time is right...
434
00:26:37,161 --> 00:26:39,131
You'll strike back.
435
00:26:47,972 --> 00:26:49,242
Remember that guy
from my high school?
436
00:26:49,273 --> 00:26:51,843
The blond pretty boy that
you beat in that tournament.
437
00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:54,516
I never remember
calling him "pretty."
438
00:26:54,545 --> 00:26:56,485
Cobra Kai isn't just
about karate.
439
00:26:56,514 --> 00:26:57,714
It's about a way of life.
440
00:26:57,748 --> 00:26:59,488
What does any of this
have to do with karate?
441
00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:00,987
Do not question my methods.
442
00:27:01,018 --> 00:27:02,258
Anyone I have to worry about?
443
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,287
There's this one guy.
444
00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:07,096
How about we invite him over
for dinner on Friday?
445
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,895
So tell me about that shiner
you got there.
446
00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:09,757
Oh, this?
447
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,464
I know high school kids
can be rough.
448
00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:12,866
Oh, it wasn't a kid.
449
00:27:14,632 --> 00:27:16,372
Some things never change.
450
00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:19,232
You've seen Johnny's story,
451
00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:21,570
now click below for another
free episode of Cobra Kai
452
00:27:21,606 --> 00:27:23,706
to see Daniel LaRusso's side
of the story.
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