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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,842 --> 00:00:19,019 [indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:29,899 ♪ 3 00:00:42,303 --> 00:00:44,261 ♪ 4 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:54,445 Hello, Abishola. 5 00:00:54,489 --> 00:00:55,925 Now, I don't want to alarm you, 6 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:58,449 but I have alarming news. 7 00:00:58,493 --> 00:00:59,711 What is it? 8 00:00:59,755 --> 00:01:01,713 My cousin Dipe called me 9 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:03,541 early this morning to tell me that her friend Ngozi 10 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:05,630 was at Balogun Market to buy a new DVD player 11 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:07,980 because her baby jammed it with slices of toast. 12 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:10,157 She was furious because she was on 13 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,029 on the second to last episode of Narcosseason two. 14 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,987 Anyway, the stall is right next to 15 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:17,294 the man that sells knockoff Samsonite cases. 16 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:19,905 Now, if you look closely, they actually say "Samso-tite." 17 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:21,124 But when you go inside... 18 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,908 Kemi. 19 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:25,128 Can you please get to the point? 20 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:28,131 Will you not allow me to build up the suspense? 21 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:30,655 No. 22 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:33,354 Fine. Your husband is coming to America. 23 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:34,790 What?How you know that 24 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:36,792 from a clogged DVD player? 25 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:39,099 Well, if you had let me finish. 26 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:42,406 Dipe told me that her friend Ngozi told her 27 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,278 that she saw Tayo-- Abishola's husband-- 28 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:47,977 buying a large suitcase, with four wheels. 29 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,326 Oluwa mi o. 30 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:53,591 And he was seen buying a coat with mittens. 31 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,463 Oluwa mi o. 32 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:57,639 He also bought five pounds of dried fish 33 00:01:57,682 --> 00:02:00,076 and made the man wrap it twice. 34 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,339 Oluwa mi o. 35 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:04,167 Why are you olo woo-ing that? 36 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,038 That is Uncle Tunde's favorite. 37 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:07,214 And it's an 18-hour flight. 38 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,346 Wrapping it twice will keep the fish stench 39 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:11,392 off of Tayo's underpants. 40 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:15,047 Oh, come on, all these Nigerian Murder, She Wroteclues 41 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:17,398 tell you Abishola's husband's coming to Detroit? 42 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:19,313 Yes.Yes. 43 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:21,141 And on his last Facebook post he wrote, 44 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:22,403 "I'm going to Detroit." 45 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:24,535 Oh. 46 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:27,103 Oluwa mi o. 47 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:32,021 ["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola playing] 48 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:56,001 It's been eight years. why is he coming to Detroit now? 49 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:57,307 It is a business trip. 50 00:02:57,351 --> 00:02:59,831 Really? So the minute we get engaged, 51 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,747 WellStar International suddenly sends its VP 52 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,532 all the way to America? 53 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:05,924 How do you know where he works? 54 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:08,275 Are you crazy? I googled the hell out of him. 55 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:11,843 There's also a Tayo Adebambo who's a funk bass player. 56 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:13,497 Thank God you weren't married to him, 57 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:14,716 I wouldn't have stood a chance. 58 00:03:16,761 --> 00:03:18,285 He will probably want to see Dele. 59 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:19,938 That makes sense. 60 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:20,983 Which means he will be at the apartment 61 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,463 for several dinners. 62 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:25,030 [sighs] Can't you just dangle Dele out the window 63 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:27,250 so he can look at him from the street? 64 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,905 Bob. 65 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,472 I really don't want to see him. 66 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:33,082 Maybe this is for the best. 67 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,084 He comes over, sees his son, 68 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:36,520 you ask him for the divorce, 69 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:39,219 you bring me Olu's leftovers the next day. 70 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:40,568 It's a win for everybody. 71 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,700 That's true. 72 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,876 Just remember one thing. 73 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,356 [funk bass playing] 74 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:49,707 Thank God 75 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:52,057 you married the wrong Adebambo. 76 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:53,885 [laughs]Funky, right? 77 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,587 Ugh. 78 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:02,503 Sushi. Boring. 79 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:03,852 What do you guys got? 80 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:05,854 Something African and spicy? 81 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:06,855 I have a ham sandwich. 82 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,465 I have a Lunchable. 83 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:09,988 Want to trade? 84 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:12,643 This is $30 worth of sushi. 85 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:13,905 Throw in the Capri Sun, you got a deal. 86 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:16,952 Fellas. 87 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:18,606 Mr. Wheeler.Ah, Mr. Wheeler. 88 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:20,651 Hey, let me ask you a question: 89 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:23,306 how long does it usually take to get a divorce in Nigeria? 90 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:24,568 Do you mean how long does it take 91 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,178 for the paperwork to go through? 92 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:27,484 Yeah.I have no idea. 93 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,487 I have never met a divorced Nigerian. 94 00:04:30,531 --> 00:04:32,272 Me, neither.Really? 95 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:34,622 Divorce is very rare, something like one percent. 96 00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:36,885 Come on, that can't be right.Mmm. 97 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:38,103 Divorce and good sushi: 98 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:40,671 two things you can't find in Nigeria. 99 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,847 Well, what about you? 100 00:04:42,891 --> 00:04:44,632 You said your parents haven't spoken since you were a child. 101 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,851 But they stayed married.Are they happy? 102 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:49,114 What does that have to do with anything? 103 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:51,378 They just celebrated their 50th anniversary. 104 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:54,337 Daddy in Hawaii, and Mummy in Costa Rica. 105 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:58,080 Says here the Nigerian divorce rate is 0.2%. 106 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,386 That's pretty close to zero. 107 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:01,605 I don't care if it's one in a million. 108 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:03,346 Abishola's getting divorced. 109 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:08,133 Actually, she would be the one in 4,120,000. 110 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:10,005 Did you do that math in your head? 111 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:11,006 Yes.Yeah, next time, keep it there. 112 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:15,358 Ah. Here's something.What? 113 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:19,797 One in 500 people have either 11 fingers or 11 toes. 114 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,495 How does that help me? 115 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,061 It gives you perspective. 116 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,585 At least you're not one of those weirdos. 117 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:30,155 Excuse me. 118 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:32,419 He has an extra nipple. 119 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,378 Please don't tell him I told you. 120 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,386 That's a nice dress. 121 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:44,779 Tayo will like it. 122 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:46,389 It's not for him. 123 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,391 I just grabbed any old thing from the closet. 124 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,045 Well, your old thing 125 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:52,003 has a tag from Nordstrom's. 126 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:55,485 I did not want him to come here. 127 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:57,748 Ah, ah. A father must see his son. 128 00:05:57,792 --> 00:06:00,751 Would you rather they eat at the home of the Whopper? 129 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,450 I know my sister did not raise you like this. 130 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,060 No, Auntie. 131 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,409 So stop talking nonsense 132 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:07,715 and prepare the pounded yam. 133 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:10,065 Ah. Tayo prefers rice to yam o. 134 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:12,546 Does he, now? 135 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,988 Dele.Yes, Mum? 136 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:20,945 Did you vacuum the front room? 137 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:22,294 Yes, Mum. 138 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:24,819 And display my nursing certificates 139 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:26,560 and your mathematics trophy where your father can see them? 140 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:28,388 Yes, Mum.Good. 141 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:30,520 He may have abandoned us, 142 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,653 but that does not mean we're not thriving. 143 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:34,176 Do you want me to say that to him? 144 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:36,134 Don't be ridiculous. That's what the trophies are for. 145 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:44,708 You are a good son, 146 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:46,710 and your father will be proud of you. 147 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:48,451 I am proud of you. 148 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:50,497 Thanks, Mom. 149 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:51,976 You look really nice. 150 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:54,631 I look the same as always. 151 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,111 Put your books away. 152 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,116 [knocking on door] 153 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,948 E kaale,Uncle Tunde. 154 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:09,298 Tayo. 155 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:11,300 I brought you something, Uncle. 156 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:13,476 Stockfish?I know how much you love it. 157 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,000 I wouldn't say "love." 158 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:17,915 [inhales sharply] Ah. 159 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:21,179 I suppose you can come in. 160 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,794 Ah, my son. 161 00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:30,014 E kaabo,Dad. 162 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:31,538 Look at you. [chuckles] 163 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,061 You are a man now. 164 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,891 Abishola, you look beautiful. 165 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:39,589 This dress is old. I look the same. 166 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:42,374 Kaabo,Tayo! 167 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:43,637 E kaale,Auntie. 168 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,074 Come, come. Dele, take his coat. 169 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,685 We are having your favorite: jollof rice. 170 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,818 Abishola begged me to make it. 171 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,606 [music playing on TV] 172 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:57,955 This is nice, huh? 173 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,130 Just sitting around together, 174 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:00,958 watching TV as a family. 175 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,743 It is. It really is. 176 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,962 [microwave beeping]Oh. Popcorn's ready. 177 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,573 I'll go get us all bowls. 178 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:08,836 Great. 179 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:11,316 [whispers]: How long do we have to sit here? 180 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,405 As long as Abishola's on her date. 181 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:14,581 BOB: It's not a date. 182 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,278 Of course it isn't, honey. 183 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:19,455 Any dinner that lasts longer than three hours is a date. 184 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,588 I've had shorter one-night stands. 185 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:22,980 Come on, you guys. This is tough for him. 186 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:25,243 Thank you, Christina. 187 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:28,856 You are welcome. I understand your pain. 188 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,422 I've been the other woman. 189 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,207 What are you talking about? 190 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:36,037 They're at dinner with their family, 191 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,778 you're waiting for them to text, 192 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,649 it takes everything in your power 193 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,912 not to rush over there and peer into their windows 194 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:44,828 and watch them unwrap their Christmas presents. 195 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:48,963 Oh, God, why doesn't that sound crazy to me? 196 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:51,052 Because we'd do anything for love, Bob. 197 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,228 Anything. 198 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:56,013 It's not the same. 199 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:58,538 Abishola knows she's in a relationship with Bob. 200 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:01,671 And I think it's cool. You're her side piece. 201 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:03,586 Or a "goomah." 202 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,588 That's what the Italians call it. 203 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:08,504 All right, this isn't working. You guys can go. 204 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,202 Yeah, Mom, Douglas, you are not helping. 205 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,162 They don't get us. 206 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,341 [laughing] 207 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:21,256 How is your sister Blessing? 208 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:24,128 Ah, still crazy. She's vegan now. 209 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,782 Oh, no. 210 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,741 This madness has reached Nigeria? 211 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,569 I will pray for her. 212 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,309 While you are there, 213 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:34,312 Pray for Dele. He supports Arsenal. 214 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:37,620 They will just break your heart. 215 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,230 I must say, Auntie, 216 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,842 you're an even better cook than Abishola's mother. 217 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,539 [laughs loudly] 218 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,367 When I tell her, she will be furious. 219 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,893 So, you are in town for business?Yes. 220 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:51,416 My company has sent me to consult 221 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,201 with the Ambassador Bridge Authority 222 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,420 for our new billion-dollar mainland project. 223 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,031 Wow. 224 00:09:57,074 --> 00:10:00,991 Yes, your father is very successful in Nigeria. 225 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,428 Had he not given up, he would have been successful here. 226 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:06,040 Well, perhaps you had more faith in this country than I did. 227 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,955 Perhaps I had more faith in you. 228 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:13,569 Let me help you clear the plates.Uh... 229 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,963 I've never seen you set foot in the kitchen. 230 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:19,314 Well, I've changed a lot over the last eight years. 231 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,407 This is like one of your soap operas. 232 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:31,674 So, Auntie Olu still refuses to buy a dishwasher. 233 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,111 She says what is the point when we have a child in the house 234 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:35,591 with two hands? 235 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,245 [laughing] 236 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,768 You know what kind of rental car they gave me? 237 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,030 What? 238 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,205 A Jeep. 239 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:43,294 Oh, no. [laughs] 240 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,862 That day in Mexico, it was the most rain 241 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,342 I have ever seen in my life. 242 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,604 It would have been fine 243 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,040 if we had a car with a roof on it. 244 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:53,957 Ah, and you persuaded me to wear my white dress that day. 245 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:56,699 Even angry and covered in muck, 246 00:10:56,743 --> 00:11:00,007 you were the most beautiful woman in Acapulco. 247 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:02,879 Mm. So beautiful the hotel doorman thought I was homeless. 248 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:05,142 [laughs] 249 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:08,102 Ah, it's good to see you, Abishola. I've missed you. 250 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:11,714 A good way to keep from missing someone 251 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,847 is to not abandon them and take a second wife. 252 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,459 You have every reason to be angry with me. 253 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:18,721 I know. 254 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,897 But I was unable to give you and Dele 255 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,072 the lives that you deserved. 256 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,117 So you left us. 257 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,162 I am back now. 258 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,860 And I can provide for you both. 259 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,600 Tayo... 260 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,167 I know you missed me, too. 261 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,516 Don't do this. 262 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,170 I'm sorry. 263 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,129 I don't want to make you uncomfortable. 264 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:39,524 If you want me to, I will leave. 265 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,489 Get back to work. 266 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,371 Good morning.Hey. 267 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:03,635 So, how'd it go? 268 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:06,377 Tayo came, he saw Dele, he ate food, 269 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,031 He went back to his hotel. 270 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,468 Great. I mean, it would have been nice if you called. 271 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,035 I texted you. 272 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,950 At 1:00 a.m. You said "Went well." 273 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,735 You know how many ways you can take "went well"? 274 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,084 That's how it went. 275 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:19,347 So, did you ask him about a divorce? 276 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,305 No.Oh. 277 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,872 It was not the right time. 278 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,874 Is it ever the right time? 279 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,267 I mean, I asked my wife for a divorce 280 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,269 halfway through her Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's. 281 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,751 Do not push me. I'll deal with it. 282 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,884 Okay. Well, I made a call to my lawyer 283 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,234 just to see where we stand, and he said that we sh... 284 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,801 I do not care what your lawyer said. 285 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,368 He's not the one dealing with it. 286 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,065 And neither are you. 287 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,806 I'm just trying to be proactive. 288 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,722 Well, don't. I will handle my husband. 289 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,507 What I need from you now is to be patient. 290 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,081 I am the side piece. 291 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,131 Uncle, 292 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,568 the seasoning on this suya is good, 293 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:09,571 but I'd forgotten how American meat feels like 294 00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,094 chewing on a wallet. 295 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,792 Just throw some more pepper on it. 296 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,098 You'll forget again.[chuckles] 297 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,231 So my son has grown up not knowing 298 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,668 what real food tastes like.[both laugh] 299 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,844 He also grew up without you. 300 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:26,501 Oh! Fancy seeing you here. 301 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,764 Hey, Uncle Tunde. 302 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,505 What a wonderful coincidence. 303 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,289 I just happen to be having lunch 304 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,683 with Abishola's husband, and you show up. 305 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:38,252 Yes, what a wonderful coincidence. 306 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,471 Small world. 307 00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,691 Bob. 308 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,345 I know who you are. 309 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,651 I looked you up on LinkedIn. 310 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,002 There's another Detroit Bob Wheeler who's a dentist. 311 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,742 Yeah, I get his mail. 312 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,440 You mind if we talk for a second? 313 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,224 Of course. 314 00:13:56,923 --> 00:14:00,100 Uh, look, we both know what's going on here. 315 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,885 Yes, you are engaged to my wife. 316 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,757 Well, I like to think of it as you're married to my fiancée. 317 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,368 In Olu's soap opera, 318 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,978 you would discover you are brothers. 319 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,896 Pass the fufu. 320 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:17,334 The point is, you left her. 321 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,946 [laughs] Is that what she told you? 322 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,730 Well, am I missing something? 323 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:24,472 Have you been in Tunde's basement this whole time? 324 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,257 You make it sound like I left in the middle of the night. 325 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,869 I wanted my family to come back to Nigeria with me, 326 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,610 but Abishola refused. 327 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,395 In a way, she is the one who left me. 328 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,528 Is that true? 329 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,705 In a way. 330 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,318 There was no abandonment. 331 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:47,103 I've been in constant contact with my son the entire time. 332 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,627 Okay, I didn't know that either. 333 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,803 You did not know this because it is none of your business 334 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,849 what goes on with my family. 335 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,633 Whatever your side of the story is, 336 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,114 you've been gone for eight years. 337 00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,333 She's with me now. 338 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,291 She's moved on. 339 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,076 [scoffs] 340 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,992 Abishola and I were happy once, when we had nothing. 341 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,864 But now I have a large house, 342 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,866 driver, staff. 343 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,650 And I have picked out a wonderful 344 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:15,175 private school for Dele. 345 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,742 I can provide her with everything that she wants. 346 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:21,485 And that is why I will be taking her back to Nigeria. 347 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,271 It is time for you to move on. 348 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,884 In the soap opera, you would storm out now. 349 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,628 You could also turn over the table, 350 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,195 but I am still eating. 351 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,636 Gorgeous day, huh? 352 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,420 Yes, it is. Very pretty. 353 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,335 [sighs] 354 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,381 So, you're gonna find out eventually. 355 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,513 I met Tayo. 356 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,994 You did what?You heard me. 357 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,257 I specifically asked you not to do that. 358 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,737 You did. 359 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,739 And yet you went behind my back. 360 00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,002 You know he wants to take you and Dele back to Nigeria. 361 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,573 Why are you smiling about this? 362 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,749 Because I know you're not going. 363 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,752 But he's my husband. 364 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,580 This isn't about him. 365 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,973 Or me. 366 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,323 This is about you. 367 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,674 You have a life you've created. 368 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,198 You've got a job you love. 369 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:26,811 You are in charge of your own destiny. 370 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,248 You're not gonna give all that up 371 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,381 to go back to Nigeria and be some rich guy's second wife. 372 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,427 First wife. 373 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,038 Whatever. 374 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,345 You're not the same woman he left eight years ago. 375 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,781 Tayo doesn't know it. 376 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,045 But I do. 377 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,352 So you have me all figured out. 378 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,267 Not at all.Good answer. 379 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,790 Yes, it was. 380 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,194 Karo. Karo. 381 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,891 E karo,Dad. 382 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,632 Hey, are you ready to go? 383 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:05,763 Yes. Let me grab my stuff. 384 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,636 Okay. 385 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,769 We are going to play chess with the old men in the park. 386 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,163 Well, Dele's going to play. 387 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:17,297 I need him to win back the money that I lost. 388 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,560 It's good you are spending time with him. 389 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,910 Yes. We are a family again. 390 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,392 We will never be a family again. 391 00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,959 I am not the same person you left eight years ago. 392 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,570 That is all right.I am not 393 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,441 asking you if it's all right. 394 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,269 I am telling you 395 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,924 I think it is best we get a divorce. 396 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,100 You do not know what is for the best. 397 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,710 I do. 398 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,103 And that is what I've been working for 399 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,105 all this time.Tayo... 400 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,760 And that is why I will never, 401 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:48,545 ever give you a divorce. 402 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,812 Okay, my son. 403 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,466 Are you ready?Yes. Bye, Mom. 404 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,556 We will be home for dinner. 405 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,558 [door closes] 406 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:04,561 Captioning sponsored by CBS 407 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,607 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 408 00:18:06,657 --> 00:18:11,207 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28476

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