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- Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills...

- Hi, darling.

So you didn't bring your girlfriend home?

Well, thank you for that.

A child's loyalty

is always to the person they're sleeping with.

- You can model. You don't have to model.

Bella just got accepted to Parsons School of Design.

I can't wait to see what kind of trouble you're gonna get into.

[phone ringing] Hello?

David told me that Bella had gotten a DUI.

I already lost my dad in a car accident.

Like, I can't... I can't even...

- I personally told Eddie that he could [bleep] off,

and he's not getting any money from me.

I don't want to be paying lawyers' bills

when that money could be going for

a college fund for our children.

- There are lots of great schools here.

If you're not happy, you can come home.

[upbeat music]

- Throw me to the wolves,

and I shall return leading the pack.

- Character isn't what you have;

it's who you are.

- You've heard a lot about me,

but it's only true when it comes from my lips.

- I'm not a bitch, but I've played one on TV.

- I've been rich, and I've been famous,

but happiness beats them both.

- I'd rather spend my life kicking ass

than kissing it.

- Planes and yachts are nice,

but my happiness starts at home.

- I'm exhausted.

- Wow, I love your shoes, Lisa.

- You do? I don't like them.

They're going to end up in your closet very soon.

- [laughs]

You have a nice bag, too.

- Stop keeping an eye on all my things.

- I love all your clothes and shoes.

[line ringing]

- Hello?

- Hi, darling.

- Hi, Mum. How are you?

- Good. Did you get the check?

- I did, yeah, thank you. - Okay.

- How are you? - I'm tired.

I'm overworked and underpaid.

- You do work hard, don't you?

- Yes. I'd like to see you work harder,

that's for sure.

- I'm... I want to.

- Max, my son, he's working at Sur.

Oh, you're working tonight? - Yeah.

- He's got to do every shift he can,

because he's gonna pay me back.

Go on, back to work. - [laughs]

- Max has decided he doesn't want to go to college,

music college, any longer.

He got an A+ for this.

- Look at this. He made this.

- Oh, my God. - You made that?

- He made it. - Yeah.

- Oh, that's incredible. And have confidence in yourself.

- It's amazing. - You know,

his first words were, "I can't."

If you're not gonna stay in school,

then you've got to make it on your own.

Now, if making it on your own

is working at one of our restaurants,

well, it's not quite,

but at least he's working.

- I want to be successful like you and Dad, you know?

And I want to be able to afford things

and go on holiday just like Panny and Jason, you know?

- Well, they work their butts off, darling.

Why do you feel that you're not as motivated as us?

- Well, I'm content with everything

you and Dad have given me,

and I'm lazy, you know.

- You're not really lazy

if you're getting up and you're working five days a week

and you're, you know, that's not lazy.

It's just you're not ambitious, you know?

I left home at 18,

and I certainly didn't ask for a penny

from my parents since then.

Pandora was valedictorian at school,

and she worked her way through college, as well.

Do you want to meet me tomorrow, and we can talk?

So now, yes, Max has to make it on his own.

- What time would you want to meet?

- Maybe at lunchtime sometime.

- Of course, yeah. - All right.

I love you.

- I love you too, Mum. - Bye.

- Is this us?

- Our luggage is right here.

Why'd you bring so much luggage?

- What do you mean? I'm moving here.

- Alexia, this is the thing I bought

to make the mattress more cushiony.

- Yeah, I'm gonna need a new mattress for sure.

- Taking Alexia to college like this is painful.

I don't think it feels natural to all of a sudden

just be with your child every single second since they're born

and then just leave them someplace.

You guys exhausted? - I'm freezing.

- Why don't you borrow Portia's sweatshirt?

- You think that's gonna fit me?

- It's terrible. I want to be like,

"Yes, go and spread your wings and fly."

[bleep] that.

- Welcome to Tucson.

Everybody follow me.

- We're following you, honey.

We're like your ducklings.

Quack, quack.

- It's hot.

Alexia, look at your school. - Beautiful.

- Oh, here comes a police coming out

right after you.

- Well, at least we know we're safe around here.

I follow the Tucson police on Twitter.

- You do?

- When I'm in L.A. and I can see on my Twitter

that the Tucson police have got everything under control,

I'm gonna feel good.

If they tweet something really scary,

I'm gonna be on the next plane.

- Hello. - How are you?

- Mauricio, how do you do?

- How do you do? - Thank you very much.

- Hi, I'm Kyle. - I'm Nikki.

- Nikki, nice to meet you. - Hi, Kyle, I'm Chris.

- Very nice to meet you, Chris.

- So, Nikki, are you a senior now?

- Yeah, I'm a senior physiology student,

and obviously I'm an ambassador tour guide.

- Awesome. - She is, so, Alexia,

if you've got questions, she knows it.

- I just need to find a place

that I can grab something to eat really quickly.

- All right, well, I can take them right over there.

- Okay, sounds good. - Oh, awesome.

- Okay, we'll see you guys in a bit... give me a kiss.

- You guys want to go with me?

- God, I have to say, the sky here is so beautiful.

- I think it's supposed to rain

right after you guys leave... - Yeah, I saw that.

- But definitely you should be here

for a monsoon sometime.

- I always had very good grades,

and I actually wanted to be a lawyer.

But I was acting, and I already had a career,

so my mom didn't encourage it.

- This huge wall of dust

that just overtakes the whole city.

They call it a brown-out. - Oh.

- Like, if you're trying to drive to California,

or if you're trying to drive to Phoenix...

- You have to stop. - Yeah,

you have to pull over. - Yeah, you won't be

driving to L.A.

- This is Old Main.

The great part about the campus is

it's a one-square-mile campus. - Yeah.

- So I don't know if you're bringing a bike.

We have a free bike valet.

So you can bike there, drop off your bike,

and just pick it up after class.

- Hopeful... hopefully pick it up after class.

- Well, they have people watching the bike valet

the whole... - Oh, okay.

I hate that I didn't go to college.

So that's why it's so important for me that my kids go.

Kind of know now why my mom didn't push me.

- I'm glad you guys have a woman president of the school.

- Me too.

- Especially having four daughters.

I'm all about empowering women.

- We're walking to the shade, honey.

Honey, don't get your daughter in trouble already.

- Dad. - Hey, I'm at college.

I'm allowed to be a little annoying.

- You're not in college. I am.

- I love this park.

Bella, you can always bring lunch here and sit there.

- I can't wait to see it all put together.

- Your first house, baby.

All of a sudden, it looks like so much stuff.

Is there a nightstand you can put on the...

- Dude, it's... I'll see it all in, like, an hour.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay.

- If I'm late for school, I think that...

- Yeah, we can't... Can't be late for school.

- Yeah. - I don't think it ever

gets easy sending your girls off to college.

I feel like I should have written a manual

with a checklist of all the things

you need to talk about with your daughter

when she goes off to college.

Last year, it was so new for me.

Like, I panicked about a lot of different things then

that I did this year.

But this year was equally as hard.

So whatever we're gonna give to your cousins,

let's go through that first.

- That jacket, I honestly don't think

I want to get rid of.

- But Bella, you've got to think New York now.

- I will wear this in New York.

- This year was maybe even harder.

Bella's DUI earlier this summer kind of changed,

made me insecure about letting her go.

Just remember that every...

Every child going to school today is as nervous as you are.

So, you know, put out the same energy

that you want for yourself.

Bella's mistake was my biggest nightmare as a mom.

I took it personal.

Like, I thought, Oh, my God, did I do something wrong?

Did I not teach her well enough?

Did I not tell her what happens if you have a drink

and you get in the car?

I love you. [kisses]

- I love you too. - Have a great day.

- Thank you. I'm so excited about everything.

- Any child's biggest fear is

to disappoint their parent.

They need to know that we don't push them away

if they embarrass us,

and with Bella, I have her back always,

7 days a week, 24 hours a day.

I'll wait for you there, okay?

I'll be working hard, and I'll see you there.

Bye, my love.

- Hi. - Hey, Brandi.

- How are you? - Good. How are you doing?

- Good. It's so hot outside.

- I'll help the next guest in line.

- I'll just have an iced coffee, please.

- Small cafe vanilla.

- Shall we? - Yeah, let's go outside.

- Thank you.

Ooh, it is a little breezy. I like it.

Oy.

I don't want to put my purse on the floor,

'cause that always means losing money.

Okay, so, I need just some clearance

on Eddie's letter.

He said in the press that I...

He's not saying that he's asking me for money.

Like, wh... I don't understand what's happening.

- Eddie is actually asking for child support

and spousal support that he says he overpaid.

- My ex-husband is the one that makes up the number

every six months about what he's giving me.

So I don't know how now he's coming up

with a total of $114,000

and would like to take it out of my retirement account.

It makes me want to throw up.

He's saying he makes $0, but they just did a TV show.

I know he got money from that.

And I'd rather honestly just go to court.

- Court's gonna be way more expensive.

Part of my job is to try to make sure that,

you know, the fees are low,

and I'm not gonna run up a bill.

So let's see if I can put a lid on it.

If not, you're the boss.

- Everyone that thinks

I don't want my ex-husband to succeed is wrong.

Do I want him getting a job?

Hell mother[bleep] yes, I do.

Because it's great for all of us.

He can feel like a man. He can be the provider,

and my kids are happy.

- I think that your position is strong.

Let me just have a little leeway

to try to work a deal with his lawyer 'cause I think I can.

If you end up in litigation, then you're gonna be really mad.

- I hope that peace is in my future with Eddie.

I do hope that one day,

we can all sit around a table at Thanksgiving, his wife,

his in-laws, my parents, and just get along.

Like, that would be amazing.

- But this is something that should settle,

and I'm thinking favorably to you.

- I just feel like this is divorce all over again.

And I don't... I just want it to be done.

- Yeah.

- Coming up...

- The plot of the movie is

that they are making a cop movie.

Harry's been on the set where an actress has not shown up.

- I'm playing Lisa Rinna, married to Harry Hamlin.

That's [bleep] up.

- How's Martha Stewart?

- Hey. Did you see the broccoli?

- Look at you, you're... - This is broccolini.

Do you think that's enough for seven people?

To give, like... - No.

Guys, she's got dinner ready.

- Hey, guys! It's gonna get cold,

and then I'm gonna kill you.

[laughing]

I was a lot nicer before I got inducted into this house of men.

Oh, my God.

When my stepsons moved in with me in Malibu,

Duke was eight and Vinny was six.

- Wow. This looks great.

- So right, I'm gonna sit here.

Everybody else can grab a plate.

I'm the youngest of seven kids,

so I'm used to chaos in the household.

A lot of sibling rivalry and stuff going on,

so it's been kind of like second nature to me

to have a lot of kids around.

- Are you guys excited about going back, fourth year?

- I can't wait. - You guys both

in the same fraternity. How fun is that?

- Very excited. Thatcher's been...

remove the deck. - Coolest place ever.

- That's so great. - Put a Jacuzzi in there

and everything. It's gonna be...

- You guys are living the life.

- I'm getting a little lemon zest on the chicken.

I like it.

[laughing]

- I actually love being a stepmom.

It's challenging.

It's a whole different realm of parenting.

So Sev, what's going on? Have you talked to Gigi

at all lately?

Sorry, with your mouth full. - Yeah.

- You have to earn their respect.

You have to earn their love.

It's not like when you have a biological child

and it's just unconditional.

So you kind of have to find your own place.

You have to make your own way,

and it can be difficult because I'm not their mom,

and I never wanted to take that place in their lives.

- No, not too much, actually.

- No? - Uh-uh.

- She's in New York now, right?

- I think she's doing great.

It's awesome.

- But you took her out on a date before.

- I asked her to the senior prom.

- Senior prom, I know.

- The sun is killing me. - Smile.

[camera shutter clicks]

- The sun is killing me. - Smile. - I told you that I did the hot yoga today.

- I do it three times a week.

- Jeez, he's getting... - Where is it?

Where is it? - At Carbon Beach.

Right below Gigi's house.

[laughing] [indistinct chatter]

- They used to say about me,

they go, "Eileen, well, she's tough but she's fair."

And I, you know, I take that as a compliment.

Even though you have your dips in relationship with kids,

I think they respect me more for it.

I've also spoiled them rotten.

[laughs]

Guys, you know the drill, right? - All right.

- Like, do your own dishes.

- We'll clean it all up. Don't worry.

- Okay. - Thank you for dinner.

- You're welcome, guys. - Bravo!

Let's hear it for her.

- Yay, oh, thank you. Thank you.

[cheering] Oh, it's nothing, it's nothing.

- So, Eric? - Yeah.

- I'm not quite feeling the dining room here.

Somehow we should put the dining room

right in front of the thing,

and then move side table here.

It's so hard trying to find an apartment in New York.

Last year, we just by luck run into this great building

that was just done, and it was just perfect for Gigi.

You know, without a... I forgot to...

We forgot to get you a sewing kit.

- I was going to grab one today,

but I thought you had already gotten it, so...

That's okay. I know... I know where they are.

- Hello? - This year,

I found two apartments that I lost by the time

I got all the paperwork together and emailed everything,

like, somebody already came, put the check, and took it.

- Any changes to this floor plan or, are we...

- Yes, we're gonna move that in front of the window.

- Okay, got that. - And then one chair here

and one chair in this bedroom. - Do you have the rugs?

The first thing we'd like is to put the rugs down.

- Yes, yes, yes. We're gonna place the rugs down.

Both: Yeah. - Bella, this first year,

I want her to focus on,

you know, doing the best she can in school.

So we are providing all her living expenses.

Oh, my God, it's so cute. It feels like real.

I've been lucky with Gigi. I helped her the first year,

and I hope by the time they reach 21, I can say,

"Goodbye, come and take Mommy for a vacation now."

[laughs]

This is from her room at home.

Yay, the wall of love.

- Voila.

- No, no, I wanted to place it like that.

- Underneath? - What's gonna go under?

- Yeah. I'll put it.

Why don't you guys hold the bed up?

I wasn't raised with people helping me.

So I am a do-it-yourselfer.

Yeah, I think that's cute,

and then I can place the chair right here.

Perfect.

You know, if you want something done right, you do it yourself.

Hey, Eric?

- Yup?

- I don't think this is the couch.

- We do have the other one.

Like we did for Gigi, we have the...

- Yeah, because we talked about that, right?

- Yeah, no. I... I said it was a good idea.

- Yeah. - But I don't remember

you saying... - Yeah, and I said yes.

- I suggested it, but I guess it was just

a miscommunication. - 'Cause...

When I design something,

only my brain can put it all together.

Like, you know, I'm not gonna rely on, you know,

a mover guy to decide where my coffee table is gonna go.

I think these two pieces are way too bulky.

- They have... there's another one

that's lower in black. - Petite?

- So I think that that would look better in here, as well.

- I mean, that's my forte.

That's what I do.

- I can have them just bring the other ones.

We'll just switch it out. - Really?

- Yeah. - You're sure

you can change it, switch it around?

- Yeah. Yeah, no problem.

- Oh, my God, that's so good.

- We're here, girls.

I hope Farrah's here.

Come on, guys. - Welcome to Loews, guys.

- Thank you.

- Hello. There's my girl.

- Farrah.

Hi, honey. How are you?

- Good, how are you? - Mwah.

- Oh, hey, it's so good to see you.

- It's so good to see all of you.

- What's going on? - Where's Alexia?

- She stayed at school.

She's doing a... She has a rush meeting,

and then they start, like, rush week tomorrow.

- Oh, my God, that's crazy.

- Crazy. - I mean,

You guys never went to camp.

You never, like, left. This is not normal.

It doesn't feel right and natural.

When Farrah left to go to NYU,

I cried that entire month following.

After two years, she transferred to USC,

and I was so happy.

Well, let's get checked in. Come on, Portia.

Of course, a part of me wants Alexia

to finish out the four years at U of A,

but the other little twisted side of me

would love for her to transfer closer to home.

Is that wrong?

That's a gorgeous view.

Honey, that golf course is calling your name.

- Can I eat one of these things?

- Yes, that's what it's there for, honey.

Can you believe this is really happening?

- No, I really don't. I mean, I can't believe it.

- Like, two down, two to go.

I want to take Alexia's linens and things like that

over to her house and put her bedding on.

- Oh, yeah. - We need to get, like,

pretty, like, pillows and things like that.

- What vibe is she going with?

- And it's very m... It has to be modern,

because it's that kind of feeling that... the building.

Alexia's going to live in an apartment

because she was waitlisted on getting a dorm.

I wanted her to be in a dorm to be with other people

and have a community.

She's so sweet, and she looks so little.

She's gone from being a little girl living at home

to an apartment.

Even though she's very wise beyond her years,

she's really an old soul, but she just looks...

- Yeah. - She looks tiny.

- Yeah.

- [laughs]

- She's gonna have so much fun.

- It'll be fine.

- And she made friends really easily.

Like, she made friends with... - She's so social.

- She makes friends with everybody.

- That's not the problem.

That's not what we're worried about.

We want her presence at home.

- Yeah, it has... I know that she...

- This is not a question

of whether she's gonna survive or not.

- Yeah. - She'll come home

all the time. - I know.

- Probably way more than I did.

- You don't have to take a flight.

- Who doesn't? - She used to.

You weren't born yet.

When Farrah was in college was when you were in my tummy.

By the time Portia leaves, ugh.

I'm... that's just... better just put me in a straitjacket.

Guess why we had you? - Why?

- Because she left for college.

And we said, "We want another baby."

[kisses]

- So every time one goes,

you'll have another one? - Yeah.

- I'm pregnant.

[all laughing]

- I think we have enough kids.

- Coming up...

- I think they've mentioned your name about 503 times now.

- Oh, look at her, she's trying to

get him to get a tattoo.

Eddie will never get a tattoo.

- Oh, they said your name again.

- Leann is a [bleep]-try music star.

Wait, what did she just say?

[phone ringing]

- Hello, sweetheart. Where are you?

- I'm on my way. I just left the house.

- I'm just getting out of the makeup trailer now.

- Are you in a scene in... before me?

I love to do anything.

I love a job.

But acting is so fun.

- I don't know when we're gonna rehearse,

but probably not long after you get here.

- I love nothing more than to be on a set

with a director, creating.

It's so much fun.

It's what I live for.

All right. - See you in a minute.

- Love you.

- Bye.

Ahh.

Red leather, yellow leather,

red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather.

Wing away, wing away, wing away, wing away.

Gutta-butta-gutta-butta-gutta- butta-gutta-butta...

As an actor, you have to have your voice ready to go.

Certainly you've got to get these lips in action,

or you're fumbling your words.

[vibrating lips]

Mmm-ah.

Hmm-ah.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Head voice.

Ha. Ha, ha, hmm-ah.

Mmm.

All good.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- We'll get you over here and get you with Adam, the director,

and... - Great.

- Adam? - Oh, hey.

- Hi. - How are you?

- Nice to see you. - It's so great to see you.

- How... I'm good. - Thank you so much

for being here. - It's my pleasure.

Wait, is this the big man? Look at you.

- How are you doing? Good to see you.

Don't I look wonderful? - Oh, my gosh.

My friend Penn Jillette

wrote a movie called The Director's Cut,

and Harry plays a lead.

- The plot of the movie is that

they are making a "cop movie."

- And Harry's the actor that's being...

- And Harry's been on the set

where an actress has not shown up.

- Penn calls me, and he says,

"I've written you in to play yourself."

And I will do anything for Penn Jillette.

Probably not porn, but anything else.

So, I'm playing me as Harry's wife.

- You're playing Lisa Rinna.

Yep. - Excellent.

- All right.

- Thanks, hon. - Thank you.

- Love you.

All right, hi, girls. - Hello.

- I came camera-ready, but do your thing.

Whatever, you know, help me. - Okay, we'll fix you up.

- I have no script.

I just get an outline.

So really, I have no idea what I'm doing

other than I'm gonna be Lisa Rinna,

which sometimes is harder than playing a character, my friend.

- Hey, hey.

- There you are. - Hi, sweetie.

- Hi, baby. - Mwah.

Welcome to our set.

Did you get a chance to talk to Penn

about what you're gonna do?

- Be myself.

Not only am I playing Lisa Rinna,

I'm playing Lisa Rinna married to Harry Hamlin.

That's [bleep] up.

So let's do it and just see what he says.

- Okay. - They'll either love it

or they'll hate it.

- Wherever we are. - You sit here.

Lisa, why don't you sit here? - Okay.

- Be quiet for rehearsal.

- Okay, everybody's very tense.

- Let me ask you about the tension.

Is the tension established by the fact that

we're all suspects, aren't we?

- Correct. I think less is more.

I just want to make sure it feels natural,

so let's... let's do that.

- And action.

- When I'm acting with my husband, it's so weird,

because it's Harry,

but he's acting,

and I'm acting.

- And I'll do a big look.

I'll do this. - Yeah.

- I'll do... - Yeah.

But yet it's my husband.

And when it's... let me help you.

Let me cover you. You just stay positive.

You just do your thing here, and...

[both laughing]

You kind of have an outer-body experience,

because there's a comfort level,

but yet there's not.

It makes no sense at all, I know.

- I think we got lots of fantastic stuff,

and I can chop into it and do jump cuts.

It'll be great.

Thanks, gang. - I like to watch him work.

I don't know if he likes to watch me work.

I don't... I'm not sure what he thinks of me, really,

to be honest.

Thank you all.

Thank you for indulging us.

[camera shutter clicks]

- Hey. - Perfect timing.

- It looks so good. - Come and see your bed.

Doesn't that look comfy? - Literally.

- Let's see how it feels.

And I'm so exhausted.

What do you think about it?

- Amazing.

I have something for you.

- What is it? - Just a card.

I just don't want you to worry about me

being in New York alone.

- "Mommy, please believe me when I say that I'm,

"from the deepest part of my heart,

"sorry for what I did.

"I know there is no excuse,

"but the only thing I want is to gain back your trust

"and show you I'm still the good girl

"you have had for 17 years

"and the girl that you raised me to be.

"I love you.

"The one incident is a big mistake

"that I take very seriously,

"but please trust that this doesn't define

who I am as a person."

I think the moments

where I'm insecure about her not being ready,

that... those are my insecurities.

I don't think they have anything to do with Bella.

Her one mistake doesn't define who she is as a human being.

"I love you. Your forever baby girl."

I know you do.

I will always keep that card with me.

[kisses]

Every day, okay? - Yeah.

You can read it whenever you miss me.

What happened doesn't mean that you're not a good mother,

but just that kids make mistakes, you know?

- I know.

I still make mistakes, and I'm 50 years old,

so I know that.

- I learned my consequences, and...

but you can still trust me.

- I feel confident about Bella's independence.

This experience made her stop,

reevaluate where she's going, where she wants to get,

and she knows that there is no second chance in this.

So this is it.

Give me a hug. I love you too.

I love you, baby. - I love you too.

- So please be safe.

- I will.

I promise.

- This is a lemon.

- Mm-hmm. - This is a lemon...

- On crack. - On crack.

- On something. - Yeah, this is your...

Remember that thing? "This is your brain,

this is your brain on drugs"?

- Hello? - Hello, hello.

- Hi, Brandi.

- Honey, I'm home.

- You look so bright and festive all the time.

[dogs barking]

[kissing] - How are you?

- Shut up, dogs.

[dogs whining]

I'm so glad you guys all wanted to come over.

Today's the premiere of Eddie and Leann,

my ex-husband and his wife's new reality show.

[laughs]

I wasn't gonna watch it,

but I realized I kind of have to watch it

because I need to see if my kids are on it.

I'm not really sure what Eddie and Leann's side of the story

is that isn't already out there.

They cheated. They got together.

They're ass[bleep] after that.

That's their story.

Make yourselves comfortable.

All right. Let's see.

Look, there's a romantic comedy.

- I think we need, like, a drum roll or something.

[both mimicking drum rolls]

- Oh, so it's called Leann and Eddie, not Eddie and Leann?

- I don't want to watch anyone brushing their teeth.

- That is not a cute shot of her nose.

- I actually thinks she's prettier

than people give her credit for.

- She is. Not.

- You're being generous.

- It can't be easy to watch your ex-husband

and his new wife playing house.

I don't think it would be very fun for me.

It would depend on which ex.

- I think they've mentioned your name about 503 times now.

- Oh, look, she's trying to get him to get a tattoo.

Eddie will never get a tattoo.

- Oh, there you are again.

- Oh, they said your name again.

- I'm actually their show.

I'm a character on their show

that's not on their show

because they say my name so many times.

Ex-wife, oh, there I am. - Oh!

- Ex-wife, the bitch.

The other character that doesn't get a check.

Wait, what did she just say? - What?

- She's talking about your kids.

- I can't hear... can I hear it?

Can I hear it? Can I hear it?

- There you are.

- If it's a show about them bashing me,

and they're using my children to promote it, that upsets me.

- Why does he have to comment on it?

- He makes my skin crawl.

Leann is a [bleep]-try music star,

and she needs to leave my kids out of her mouth.

Why do they think I'm putting things out about a divorce?

Like, I don't...

- You always say you don't want the divorce.

- I don't. - Like, you...

What an ass[bleep].

- Ugh.

I really, truly want their show to do well.

If they're doing well,

like, that means my child support check gets bigger,

because right now, Eddie's giving me,

oh, yeah, $1,000.

Awesome.

That's gonna get us a... far.

We... yeah.

Groceries for a week.

[paper hits floor]

- Well....

I don't think it was super entertaining.

[all laughing]

- It was horrific.

It revolved all around you.

- Well, you know,

they did need the star.

[all laughing]

- Hey, baby. Happy anniversary, yet again.

- I know, we made it.

32 years.

Ken's just so sweet.

A house full of roses and puppies

would never get old for me.

But I know what this entails.

It means, you know, romance is on the cards.

Just stick that here.

Okay, thanks.

Oh, perfect, more roses.

How many did you get? - What do you want, dear?

- I think Max is coming over.

- Okay.

- I had a conversation with him on the phone.

It seems like he wants to kind of move on up, you know?

Max started in the restaurant business washing dishes.

Now, by working his way up,

he will understand every aspect of the business,

and that is a gift that I can give him.

Hello. - How's it going?

[dogs barking]

Are you talking about me?

- It's my anniversary, our anniversary.

- Happy anniversary, yeah?

- Hey, so your car's okay? - Yeah.

- Okay, good, brakes... - He's got a new one now.

He's got a BMW convertible out there.

- It's not mine. - Whose is it?

- It's Allison's.

- Your girlfriend's letting you drive around her car?

- No, I'm keeping it at my house,

and I was just using it today.

- Are you insured to drive it?

- No, I'm not.

- That is so irresponsible.

- I don't have proof of insurance on my other car,

either. And I don't have a registration,

either.

- I thought you said he'd grown up and was a bit...

Acting a bit more sensible.

- Well, I didn't expect to hear that, that's for sure.

- [laughs]

- It's not funny. - It's pretty funny.

- It's not funny.

- How can you expect us to support you and stick up for you

when you can't even get your car smog tested?

- A smog test, how long does that take?

- 'Cause I just... I... I don't think about it.

- Max, he has put me through

there and back,

and we've struggled with him.

Not as much as many parents do,

but he certainly gave us the run around.

We had to kick his ass.

- I'm gonna go.

I'm not gonna have a conversation with him

about running, barbacking, or bartending school

until he's got his car smog tested.

- You know what? I have to admit

I'm useless at things like registration too,

because you do stuff like that for me.

- Well, I do the registration,

but he's got to get... Just... gone... take it to

and get it smog tested.

- Max, you have to do that.

- Sorry.

- Why are you laughing? It's not funny.

- I'm not laughing. I'm smiling.

- I know I'm nagging you, but that's my job.

It shouldn't be my job now.

- I'm still a young one. I'm still learning.

- No. Yeah, you are still learning.

I know you've got a roof over your head,

and you've got food at all the restaurants.

- Uh-huh. - You earn more shifts.

- I didn't have electricity for three months.

- Yeah, but I don't care.

- [laughs] - Because then you were

motivated to work more to get your electricity turned back on.

If I'd turned it back on, where's the motivation?

- Right. - Max is a different animal

to Ken and I and Pandora.

Is that because we don't share the same genes?

I don't know, because I think each child is different,

but as long as he's happy, what do they say?

A mother is as happy as her saddest child.

Do you suddenly feel that in your life you want to

take more responsibility because you're with this girl

and she's expecting you to grow up a bit?

- Maybe. I don't know.

- I'm happy for you to learn the restaurant business

inside out, but I want you to want it for yourself.

You know what I'm saying? - I want to... I want to learn.

I really do.

- I think Max is suddenly seeing that Pandora and Jason

are moving on up in the world and creating their own business,

and Jason could be stepping into the shoes

that might belong to Max.

Maybe now he needs to step up his game.

Anything else?

- I don't think so.

- All right then.

Make sure that you have an insurance policy.

- I do.

- Coming up...

- I hope you're not scared of bees.

It's not gonna let me sit there.

- He's there with you now.

- Oh, stop it. Ahh!

- We got to get Alexia her bank account situated.

- What's her budget? I mean, how's it work?

- What is it, $500 a week?

Her school's paid for, and her rent's paid for.

The only thing she has to worry about is really food.

Let's just say each meal's $10.

- Where? - $15 a meal maximum.

- [laughs]

- You really think she's going to be going to La Scala?

- I don't know how to figure out what number to give her.

- That's right, and it's...

So it's $30 a day. That's 400 a week.

- What do people need? They need food, clothing.

She'll need... Want to get her nails painted.

- Whatever. - Buy something.

I don't know, books?

- And then if you want to leave extra, it's 450 a week,

so it's 900... it's 1,800 a month.

- It's... she... it's... I don't...

I don't know.

- What I'm suggesting, I think, is a lot.

- Oh, there's Alexia. - I love your hats.

- [laughs]

- Super, super cool.

- Hi.

Both: Mwah!

- You're losing your voice?

- Yes, so much. - Have you been screaming?

- Yes, everyone's voice is gone because,

like, they're all screaming.

The audience, they do this, like, chant a million times.

And you're talking, and the second one comes,

and it's just... - What do you talk about?

- So they're like, what do you want to take from,

like, Greek life? Like, why do you want to join?

Why did you come to Arizona?

Stuff like that. What are you studying?

And, like, it just goes on from there.

- I think I've done so much for my children

that I should have give them a little more room

to do things on their own.

I'm worried about Alexia even going through an airport

by herself.

She's never gone through an airport by herself.

How's she gonna come home?

- All right, here we have some burrito bowls.

- Thank you.

Portia, yours is coming down right now, okay?

- Wait, do you have your schedule of classes yet?

- Yeah, I only have...

- What time do your classes start?

- I only have one 8:00 A.M.,

but it's a class I want to take, so I don't mind,

like, waking up that early, and it's only one day.

Only on Mondays. - Which is it?

Which class is it? - The one that's

the relationship between humans and animals.

- My freshman year, all my classes started at 2:00.

- I can't even imagine if I had gone to college

and been a lawyer.

I think I would have been a very good lawyer.

But I'll never know.

- It's pouring rain. - It's raining?

- So I guess we can't really walk around today.

[food items rattle] - Ahh!

- It's a monsoon. Look at Portia's hair.

[laughing]

- [whining]

- So I want to ask you a question.

Obviously it's gonna be hard when we leave,

and saying goodbye to you. - Yeah.

- What do you think is gonna be easiest,

driving you to school and saying goodbye outside of the school...

- Okay.

- Which sounds like a disaster to me.

So I was thinking maybe that we say goodbye at the hotel,

and then have the hotel car take you, to get to class.

What do you think about that? - Okay.

That sounds good to me.

- I'm not as worried about Alexia surviving

as much as Kyle is.

She's gonna learn.

It's not like she has experience,

but she's gonna figure it out.

I know she's gonna figure it out.

You guys, you're ready? - I'm ready.

- Let's go.

- It is so windy. Oh, my God.

- Aah. - It's freezing.

It's freezing, it's freezing, it's freezing.

- Guys, we've got to go. - I'm putting on my shirt,

for crying out loud. - Alexia, bear down.

- And I just saw lightning.

- Oh, my God, there's lightning.

[thunder cracks] - Aah!

- Why am I doing this to myself?

- This is freezing. - Daddy!

- Oh, my God.

[phone ringing]

- Hello? - Hey, it's Ali.

- Hi, Ali. Come all the way up.

- Hello. - Hi, how are you?

- I'm good. How are you?

- Good. Come on in.

- I will.

You look great.

- Well, thanks. - I love your dress.

Yeah, it's so comfy. - Hi.

[grunting]

Okay, so this is what I'm thinking,

because we have all this room outside.

It's so pretty.

Do you want to sit and set up your stuff here?

- Yeah. - 'Cause I want to

grab a book to take notes.

And how about something... How about some iced tea?

- Sure, that'd be great. - Let's do that.

I'm hosting a jewelry party at my home

to benefit the Noreen Fraser Cancer Foundation.

Both my mom and my sister had breast cancer

within six months of each other

and survived.

And so that is certainly near and dear to my heart.

- You are literally one of the very first in L.A.

to see this. - [gasps] Really?

- This is our brand-new collection.

- Oh, yippee. - It came out,

like, two days ago. - Oh, cool.

Oh, really?

- These oranges and reds... - Love.

- And hot pinks. We're seeing a lot of that

for fall. - Are you?

What I loved about your event with Holly Robinson Peete

was that everybody had a great time,

and nobody felt pressured to shop,

and everyone was shopping like fools.

- It's literally just... - No, it's laid out.

- Come, have fun. - And the girls are like,

"Oh, my God," you know? "I can be."

It was so fun. It was like...

I live... I use these bracelets...

- Oh. We're twinsies.

- Look at. Like, constantly.

You know, my girlfriends have all these real ones.

I mean, their whole arm is worth $50,000.

- Right. - Seriously.

And I'm just not that girl.

Like, it makes me too nervous. - Right.

- I am concerned about the ladies liking

this specific type of jewelry.

These ladies wear big, fat [bleep] diamonds.

How many people?

- I think she had between 50-70.

- Okay. - We were originally

expecting 50, but of course.

- I would say more like 30-40.

It just depends on how many people.

We may need valet parking.

40 at the most, really. - Okay.

- Because then, otherwise there's just too many.

Who loves shopping more than me?

I don't think anyone.

- This does five different things.

Like, if the strap you buy... - Wait, I think

Tori Spelling has this one.

Who loves a deal more than me?

I don't think anyone.

Oh, wow.

That is so fancy. - You can wear that.

- Guilty as charged.

- Oh, hi.

- I hope you're not scared of bees.

That one really likes my necklace.

It's too close for comfort, right?

[both laughing]

- It's very close.

- It's... I can't tell you...

It's not gonna let me sit there.

- He's there with you now.

- He... oh, stop it! Ahh!

[laughs]

- You're all packed and everything?

Final year. - Uh-huh.

- This is a huge thing. - Indeed.

I guess. I don't know, yeah.

- It's a big deal.

- I can't believe it went along like that.

- It's been a long way in making.

- I mean, none of you guys graduated from...

- Barely high school, yeah.

- Having two stepsons at university is pretty amazing.

They're both living a life that Vincent and I never had.

And I have to make sure and get your graduation date

so that I can ask for it off. - Yeah.

- 'Cause, you know, obviously we have to go.

- Oh.

- I never did go to college.

I got right into modeling and acting.

It's not really a life choice that I wanted for myself.

But I'm just thrilled for them,

and I'm kind of living vicariously through them.

- You finish this year, and then maybe,

I think you'll get in to...

- Oh, to one of the schools, yeah.

- London, maybe. - Eh.

Definite change of pace. - I'm getting emotional.

I'm sorry, you're just this little kid,

really kind of annoying little kid

with your little surfboard all the time,

and now here you are, graduating from college.

- Yup. - It's great.

We're very proud of you.

- Oh, yeah.

- It's a big deal.

- All right.

Let's pack 'em up.

- Okie dokie. - Okay.

- Bye, Duke. - Are you the bag boy?

- So long, Dukester. - All righty, child.

- I'll soon grow up to be a young man.

- It's a huge realization that

Duke graduating from college,

it only means that Jesse's next.

- Anything else in here? A charger?

- What's that? Do you need this?

One by one, you watch them go,

and the house gets quieter and quieter each time.

- Oh, jeez. - All right.

- Goodbye, Dukie. - All right, so long.

All right, see you, Eileen.

Aww.

- I'm really proud of you. Have a great last year.

- Oh, thank you. No, appreciate it.

I will see everyone soon.

- I know. It was a fun summer.

Because Duke is the eldest,

he was kind of, like, extremely close to his father.

So he maybe in the beginning saw me as someone...

Somebody trying to come between he and his father,

which is totally natural.

And we went through all that stuff

that blended families go through.

I hate this. - See you later.

- It's so hard. - Love you, see you.

- Bye, honey. - So long.

- Bye.

Have fun.

- See you.

- I am excited and proud

to have been a part of raising him.

And I love him. I love him so much.

- Texas, here we come.

Yee-haw.

- Coming up...

- I love you so much, honey.

You're gonna have so much fun here.

The whole dynamic of our home changes.

[cries]

- Honey, what are we gonna do about her voice?

- There's nothing that can be done.

You know she's gonna be there and she's gonna be fine.

- Is that tea? - This is your tea.

- Okay, good. Can I have any dairy in it?

Both: No.

- What are we gonna do about her voice?

I don't think it's really sunk in

that I'm going to leave her here.

I am dreading the second she walks out that door.

- Portia. It's Alexia.

Portia, wake up.

I said bye to you last night, so I'm just gonna kiss you.

- Mm. - I love you.

- [cries]

- Oh.

- Here's your phone and this. Hold on to that.

- Thank you. - Okay.

Will you text me when you're home tonight?

- Yes.

- I love you so much, honey.

You're gonna have so much fun here.

You're gonna be so much fun.

[kisses]

Okay?

Okay. I love you.

- Let's go. - I'm gonna walk

you down.

- Have fun today.

- Thank you.

- [cries]

The whole dynamic of our home changes

with each child that leaves.

[crying]

I just want to run after her.

I just want one more hug,

but I don't want to upset her, and I...

I don't even know if I can see her say goodbye to Mauricio.

- I love you so much.

- I love you.

[kissing]

I'll see you soon.

- All good? - Yeah.

- All right.

- [crying]

Many times I have felt like that, whereas a father,

I don't think they feel what a mom feels.

So right now, I just feel like we're really

connecting in this moment and sharing that pain together.

We need to be happy for her now,

and excited.

- Why do we have to?

- I don't know. That's what they tell me.

- That's not true.

Well, she better learn something.

[laughs]

- Next time on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills...

- Here's what turns me on.

To walk in on them with another girl.

And then not being able to walk away

because he still has to come.

- For real?

That's creepy.

A little bit creepy.

- Janine, look at these.

Look. - You're being a sissy.

- Oh, my God, they're amazing.

- Don't... - Okay.

- [bleep] feel sorry for me, bitch.

- I... okay, I won't.

- You don't know what I go through at night.

Hi-oh. - Don't judge.

But I don't understand. - [bleep] you.

- Kim does not seem like herself.

I've been down this road before.

- Don't [bleep] touch me.

- Don't you [bleep]... - Leave me alone.

Don't [bleep] touch me. Don't [bleep] do that.

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