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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
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I HAVE TO TEACH YOU
HOW TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY.
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- THAT I NEED TO LEARN.
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- YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO LAUNDRY?
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- DO YOU?
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- HONEY, I KNOW... I MEAN,
I KNOW HOW TO DO LAUNDRY.
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- [laughs]
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- OBSESSED WITH DAYS OF OUR
LIVES FOR A LONG TIME.
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- OH, MY GOD.
- NO, I REALLY...
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I... MARLENA, JOHN BLACK.
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- I HAVE EXPERIENCED FANS BEING
VERY ENTHUSIASTIC, LET'S SAY.
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BRANDI IS KIND OF BORDERING
ON SUPER FANDOM.
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- I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE WHAT AMOUNT
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OF TROUBLE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET INTO.
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- I'M NOT GONNA
GET INTO ANY TROUBLE.
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- I THOUGHT THE LAST THING
THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN
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IS FOR BELLA TO HAVE
A DRINK AND GET IN A CAR.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE DID.
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- MY GOD, YOU'VE NEVER
ACTUALLY SAID TO ME,
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"I APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING
YOU'RE BANKRUPT."
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- IT WENT BOTH WAYS.
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LISA CAN'T SAY SORRY
EVER BECAUSE SHE'S PERFECT.
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IT'S AN OLIVE BRANCH.
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- IT'D NEED TO BE
A LOT BIGGER ONE THAN THAT.
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YOU NEED TO CHOP THIS TREE DOWN
AND GIVE IT TO ME.
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WHAT?
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[upbeat music]
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- THROW ME TO THE WOLVES,
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AND I SHALL RETURN
LEADING THE PACK.
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- CHARACTER ISN'T WHAT YOU HAVE;
IT'S WHO YOU ARE.
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- YOU'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT ME,
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BUT IT'S ONLY TRUE
WHEN IT COMES FROM MY LIPS.
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- I'M NOT A BITCH,
BUT I'VE PLAYED ONE ON TV.
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- I'VE BEEN RICH,
AND I'VE BEEN FAMOUS,
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BUT HAPPINESS BEATS THEM BOTH.
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- I'D RATHER SPENDING MY LIFE
KICKING ASS THAN KISSING IT.
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- PLANES AND YACHTS ARE NICE,
BUT MY HAPPINESS STARTS AT HOME.
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- KEN, DON'T KEEP
GIVING HIM BISCUITS.
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- WHY?
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- BECAUSE THEY'RE
HUMAN BISCUITS.
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THEY'RE NOT DOG BISCUITS.
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- THESE ARE SUGARLESS.
- NO, THEY'RE NOT.
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- THEY AREN'T?
- THEY'RE NOT.
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OKAY, SO I AGREED TO GO
AND HAVE LUNCH WITH BRANDI.
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BUT, YOU KNOW...
- IS SHE GOING TO APOLOGIZE?
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IS THAT WHAT IT IS?
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- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK
I'M JUST GONNA GO...
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SEE WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY.
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- OH, WELL, GOOD LUCK.
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- I DON'T PARTICULARLY
WANT TO HAVE LUNCH WITH BRANDI,
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BUT THESE WOMEN HAVE A HABIT
OF KIND OF GANGING UP,
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SO I THINK IT'S BETTER
I JUST SIT DOWN WITH HER,
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AND... LET'S HEAR WHAT SHE HAS
TO SAY ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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WHY DON'T YOU COME?
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- I'M FINE. YOU HAVE FUN.
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- FUN IS NOT WHAT IT'S GONNA BE.
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- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
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I HAVE A RESERVATION
FOR GLANVILLE FOR TWO.
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I'M OWED AN APOLOGY FROM LISA,
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BUT DO I THINK
I'M GETTING IT 100%?
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PROBABLY NOT.
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LISA'S A VERY
STUBBORN INDIVIDUAL.
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- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?
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- HELLO.
- HI.
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- DID YOU THINK I'D SHOW UP?
- YES.
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YOU SAID YOU WOULD,
AND YOU'RE USUALLY...
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DO WHAT YOU SAY.
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- SO, I'M HERE.
- YES.
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- YOU HAVE MY
UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
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- OH, GREAT. ARE YOU HUNGRY?
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- STARVING.
- I'M STARVING AS WELL.
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THANK GOD.
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I'M GONNA WAIT FOR THE WINE
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BEFORE WE GET
INTO HEAVY CONVERSATION.
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- HEAVY CONVERSATION?
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IS THAT WHAT I'M HERE FOR,
HEAVY CONVERSATION?
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- WELL, I MEAN, I THINK
THAT WE NEED TO HAVE ONE
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IF WE... IF WE
WANT TO MOVE FORWARD.
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IF YOU EVEN
WANT TO MOVE FORWARD.
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- ALL THOSE THINGS
THAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME,
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I'M THINKING,
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WHY DO YOU WANT ME IN YOUR LIFE
IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT?
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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- IT'S A TWO-WAY STREET.
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I MEAN, YOU'VE SAID
SOME VERY NEGATIVE,
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BAD THINGS ABOUT ME AS WELL.
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I MEAN, I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE
CAPITALIZING OFF MY HEARTBREAK.
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IT'S AMAZING.
- NO, YOU'VE GOT IT WRONG.
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- TAKE A LIE DETECTOR TEST.
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- I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME.
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- WHAT I WOULD HOPE TO...
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I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY
I CARE ABOUT YOU.
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I WOULD LIKE US TO MOVE FORWARD.
- BUT DO YOU, BRANDI?
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- IF I DIDN'T,
I WOULDN'T BE HERE.
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- SHE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT ONCE
YOU GO DOWN A CERTAIN PATH,
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IT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT TO REPAIR.
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YOU HAVE TO BE ACCOUNTABLE
FOR WHAT YOU SAID
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AND WHAT YOU'VE CREATED
OR WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
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AND THINGS MIGHT NEVER GO BACK.
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KEN REALLY PUT HIMSELF
ON THE LINE FOR YOU.
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HE REALLY DID. - OKAY.
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- AND HE DOES FEEL VERY HURT,
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AND I DO THINK THAT HE WENT
ABOVE AND BEYOND TO THE POINT
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THAT I THINK HE ALMOST
LOOKED A LITTLE RIDICULOUS,
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THE WAY HE USED TO DEFEND YOU.
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- LET'S PAY
BRANDI'S LAWYER'S FEES,
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AND WE'LL ALL LIVE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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- ARE YOU... YOU'RE TOUCHING
ME FOR ME TO PAY FOR IT?
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- YEAH, BECAUSE YOU SUED HER.
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- WHY DON'T YOU
PAY FOR IT, SINCE...
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- YOU SUED, I DIDN'T.
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MAURICIO, WHEN YOU'RE BEING
SUED BY SOMEBODY,
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MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT
TO PICK UP THE PHONE.
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- HAVE COMMON SENSE.
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- THAT'S BULL[bleep].
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- FOR HER TO TURN ON HIM...
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I THINK IT'D BE
A LONG TIME COMING
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BEFORE KEN EVER FORGIVES HER.
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HE FELT VERY PROTECTIVE OF YOU.
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SO TO SLAP HIM IN THE FACE,
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I THINK MAYBE YOU NEED TO...
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- BUT... OKAY, BUT LISTEN.
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I DIDN'T JUST
SLAP HIM IN THE FACE.
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WHEN YOU LEFT ME AS A FRIEND,
HE LEFT ME AS A FRIEND.
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KEN AND LISA
WERE LIKE FAMILY TO ME.
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THEY WERE LIKE A...
ALMOST LIKE PSEUDO-PARENTS.
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AND I JUST FELT LIKE IT REALLY
SUCKED TO HAVE THEM JUST
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WALK AWAY WHEN THINGS GOT ROUGH.
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- DO YOU THINK IT COULD
GO BACK TO HOW IT WAS?
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- I DO... I MEAN, I DON'T THINK
IT CAN GO BACK TO HOW IT WAS,
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BUT I THINK THAT WE HAVE
A VERY SIMILAR PERSONALITY.
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I THINK THAT OUR SENSES OF HUMOR
ARE VIRTUALLY THE SAME.
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- WE DON'T HAVE
A SIMILAR PERSONALITY AT ALL.
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- OKAY.
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OUR SENSES OF HUMOR
ARE VERY SIMILAR.
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- MAYBE.
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- THAT'S A PART
OF A PERSONALITY.
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THE POINT IS FRIENDS ARE THERE
IN GOOD TIMES AND IN BAD.
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WHEN I'M DEPRESSED AND ON...
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IN A DOWNWARD SPIRAL,
I'M DRINKING TOO MUCH
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OR MY DOG'S GONE,
MY DAD'S NOT TALKING TO ME,
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THAT'S WHEN I NEED
MY FRIENDS THE MOST.
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AND TO FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS
ARE FAMILY AND THEN TO HAVE YOU
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PULL AWAY AND NOT BE THERE,
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IT HURT.
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- WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT?
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- I WANT TO HAVE FUN
WITH YOU AGAIN.
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- WELL, THEN
YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.
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- ARE YOU GONNA APOLOGIZE TO ME?
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- I'M SO EXCITED.
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- IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.
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- IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD DAY.
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IT'S YOUR DAY TODAY.
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WE JUST NEED TO LOOK
AT THIS ONE APARTMENT, BELLA.
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WE NEED TO FIND...
- YOU'RE MOVING TO NEW YORK.
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YOU'RE, LIKE, AN ADULT NOW.
- I KNOW.
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- I DON'T LIKE IT.
- SO SOON.
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- MY BABY ADULT.
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- I JUST WANT TO GO THERE.
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IT'S NICE, LIKE,
BEING IN A NEW PLACE.
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I'VE BEEN IN THE SAME PLACE
FOR SO LONG.
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- YOU KNOW, WE NEED
TO FIND AN APARTMENT
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CLOSE TO THE SCHOOL, BELLA.
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BELLA'S STILL DEALING
WITH THE SHAME OF GETTING
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A DUI EARLIER THIS SUMMER.
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IT'S MORE EXPENSIVE THAN WE
PLANNED ON, BUT LOOK AT THIS.
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IT HAS TWO BEDROOMS,
SO ONE FOR YOUR ROOMMATE
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AND ONE FOR YOU.
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- ARE YOU GONNA HAVE A ROOMMATE?
- AND THEN... YEAH.
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- MM-HMM, MY FRIEND LEAH.
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- IT'S 17 YEARS
OF BUILDING BLOCKS
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WITH THIS CHILD
THAT IS ALWAYS SO RESPONSIBLE,
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU KNOW,
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SHE MADE A MISTAKE.
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- I AM HAPPY TO LIVE ON A FLOOR
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IF I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP
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AND I CAN BE
IN NEW YORK AND HAPPY.
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- TOTALLY, YEAH.
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- I'M SURE
I'M GONNA GET OVER IT,
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BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE TIME.
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I'VE LOST MY CONFIDENCE
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IN DECISIONS THAT BELLA
MIGHT MAKE IN THE MOMENT.
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- OH, HERE WE GO.
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- HERE WE GO.
- WE'RE FULL WRAPPAGE RIGHT NOW.
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- I'M DISAPPOINTED
AND I'M SCARED.
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IT'S MADE ME VULNERABLE
IN A WAY THAT I'VE NEVER FELT.
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- IT'S A TOTALLY
DIFFERENT FEEL THAN GIGI.
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- TOTALLY DIFFERENT FEEL, YEAH.
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- COMPLETELY.
- YEAH.
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- I'M LOVING IT.
- LOVE IT.
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I TOOK AWAY HER PHONE
FOR 21 DAYS,
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AND NO SOCIAL MEDIA,
NOT TALKING TO HER FRIENDS.
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IT'S KIND OF FLAPPY
IN THE FRONT,
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THE HAIR, YOU SEE THAT?
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SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO PAY
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FOR HER OWN LAWYER'S FEES
WITH HER SAVINGS,
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AND I THINK THE HARDEST THING
FOR HER IS ACCEPT FROM HERSELF
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THAT SHE'S MADE THE MISTAKE.
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YOU'RE DOING REALLY
GOOD TODAY, BELLA.
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- THANKS.
- DO YOU FEEL GOOD?
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- YEAH.
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- I HAVE TO TRUST THAT BELLA
HAS THE TOOLS TO MAKE THE...
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THE RIGHT DECISIONS.
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YOU LOOK... ALL OF A SUDDEN...
YOU LOOK LIKE A WOMAN.
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REMEMBER I ALWAYS
SAID TO YOU, "AH, YOU GIRLS
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DON'T NEED TO WORK
BEFORE YOU'RE 17 BECAUSE..."
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- I KNOW.
- YOU SEE NOW WHY?
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- YEAH, OF COURSE.
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MOTHER'S ALWAYS RIGHT.
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- 80% OF THE TIME, MAYBE.
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- WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT?
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- I WANT TO HAVE FUN
WITH YOU AGAIN.
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- WELL, THEN
YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.
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- ARE YOU GONNA APOLOGIZE TO ME?
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- WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME TO APOLOGIZE FOR?
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I DON'T THINK
I BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE ANYMORE
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THANKS PARTLY TO YOU.
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I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE
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THAT [bleep] MY HUSBAND
WHILE I WAS PREGNANT.
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- I GET IT. I GET IT. [sighs]
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I APOLOGIZE
FOR SCHEANA BEING AT...
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NOT GIVING YOU THE HEADS UP
OF THE FACT THAT SHE WAS THERE.
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- OKAY.
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I'M HONESTLY SHOCKED THAT LISA
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WAS ABLE TO MAKE THOSE WORDS
COME OUT OF HER MOUTH.
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AND I APOLOGIZE FOR REPEATING
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THINGS THAT I SAID
THAT WERE GOSSIP, THAT I HEARD.
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- YOU SAID THAT I USED
TO LIVE DEEP IN THE VALLEY
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ON YOUR PODCAST.
230
00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:02,643
- I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
231
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,044
- I USED TO LIVE
DEEP IN THE VALLEY
232
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AND I FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.
233
00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:07,979
I'VE NEVER LIVED DEEP IN THE
VALLEY OR FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.
234
00:09:08,003 --> 00:09:09,710
- I MEAN, I WAS AN
ASS[bleep] TO YOU, YES,
235
00:09:09,734 --> 00:09:13,209
BUT YOU HAVE BEEN
AN ASS[bleep] TO ME TOO.
236
00:09:13,233 --> 00:09:14,180
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
237
00:09:14,204 --> 00:09:16,047
I CAN'T BE THE FRIEND THAT YOU...
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THAT YOU WANT.
239
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IF WE'RE ALL
IN THE SAME SITUATION,
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I'M HAPPY TO BE
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FRIENDLY WITH YOU.
242
00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:26,242
- THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR.
- OKAY.
243
00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,176
- LISA TAKES A REALLY LONG TIME
TO GET OVER THINGS.
244
00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,643
BUT BABY STEPS ARE FINE WITH ME.
245
00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:31,644
I CAN DO IT.
246
00:09:31,668 --> 00:09:33,144
WE'LL JUST TAKE IT SLOWLY.
247
00:09:33,168 --> 00:09:35,509
I'M HAPPY TO HAVE
A CONVERSATION WITH KEN.
248
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,309
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO EXPECT FROM BRANDI.
249
00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:39,409
SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST
UNPREDICTABLE CHARACTERS
250
00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:41,209
I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE,
SO WHO KNOWS?
251
00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:44,179
I'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE
WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS.
252
00:09:44,203 --> 00:09:46,276
WELL, YOU'RE BUYING ME LUNCH.
- OKAY.
253
00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,376
I WILL BUY YOU LUNCH FOR SURE.
254
00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,076
- AND I MIGHT EVEN HAVE
SOMETHING TO GO.
255
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,470
- OH, NOW YOU'RE TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF ME.
256
00:09:54,533 --> 00:09:56,009
- COMING UP...
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- DO IT. DO IT.
- I CAN'T.
258
00:09:57,233 --> 00:09:59,409
- IF YOU DON'T DO IT,
LISA WILL [bleep] DO IT.
259
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,703
- OH!
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00:10:11,233 --> 00:10:12,409
- WOW.
261
00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:13,480
CLICK, CLICK, LOOK AT THIS.
262
00:10:13,504 --> 00:10:14,770
- HI.
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00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,343
- SO GORGEOUS. SO PRETTY.
264
00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:20,509
HOW ARE YOU? I LOVE THAT JACKET.
265
00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:22,543
- I'M GOOD. THANK YOU.
- OOH.
266
00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:24,309
NOW THAT THE KIDS ARE GROWING UP
267
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,509
THEY DON'T NEED ME AS MUCH,
268
00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:27,576
AND I WANT TO BE SOCIAL AGAIN.
269
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,443
- HI, GIRLS.
270
00:10:29,467 --> 00:10:31,142
- HI.
- HI.
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00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:32,409
- I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA FALL.
272
00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:34,447
- IF YOU DO, FALL INTO MY ARMS.
273
00:10:34,471 --> 00:10:37,543
- GIRLFRIENDS REALLY
ARE FOR GETTING TOGETHER,
274
00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:41,743
LAUGHING, TELLING STORIES,
BEING THERE FOR EACH OTHER,
275
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,743
EATING, DRINKING, OF COURSE.
276
00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:45,276
- YOU LOOK STUNNING.
- HI.
277
00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,710
- THANK YOU. I TRIED.
278
00:10:46,734 --> 00:10:48,047
YOU ALWAYS LOOK GOOD.
279
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I HAVE TO KEEP UP WITH YOU.
280
00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:51,376
- OH, GOD, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.
- HI, GORGEOUS GIRLS.
281
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,009
- YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- THANK YOU.
282
00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:54,109
- I WANT TO DO MORE OF THAT,
283
00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:56,547
AND I JUST HAVE
TO MAKE THE EFFORT TO DO IT.
284
00:10:56,571 --> 00:10:58,676
- ARE YOU READY
FOR YOUR PARTY TOMORROW?
285
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,009
- OH, YAY.
- I'M SO READY, YES.
286
00:11:00,033 --> 00:11:01,576
- SO NICE.
287
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,042
- I MEAN, YEAH, IT'LL BE FUN.
288
00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:04,376
I HOPE IT'S A NIGHT...
A WARM NIGHT,
289
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,745
BECAUSE I WANTED
TO DO IT A LITTLE BIT
290
00:11:05,769 --> 00:11:07,676
OUTSIDE AND DO S'MORES AFTER...
AROUND THE FIRE...
291
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,245
- OH, CUTE.
- OH, I LOVE THAT.
292
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,309
- THE FIREPLACE.
293
00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:12,379
- NICE.
- I THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
294
00:11:12,403 --> 00:11:14,547
- I LIKE TO THROW
THESE DINNER PARTIES
295
00:11:14,571 --> 00:11:18,409
BECAUSE WE ALWAYS END UP
AROUND THE PIANO.
296
00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:21,343
♪♪ WHEN THE SAINTS
GO MARCHING IN ♪♪
297
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:23,376
♪♪ ♪♪
298
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,409
- WHOO!
299
00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:29,047
- THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MUSIC
THAT JOINS PEOPLE TOGETHER.
300
00:11:29,071 --> 00:11:30,343
- SO GIRLS, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
301
00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:32,242
- I HAD A REALLY
LONG TALK WITH LISA.
302
00:11:32,266 --> 00:11:33,509
- HOW DID THAT GO?
- OH, THAT'S, OH.
303
00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:36,273
- I THINK IT ULTIMATELY
WAS A POSITIVE...
304
00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:39,710
THING, SITUATION.
305
00:11:39,734 --> 00:11:41,451
WE'RE GONNA MOVE FORWARD
AS MUCH AS WE CAN,
306
00:11:41,475 --> 00:11:45,176
AND IF THAT'S JUST BEING SOCIAL
AND SAYING HELLO OR IF THAT'S,
307
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,309
YOU KNOW, BEING ABLE TO HAVE
FUN AGAIN AND HANGING OUT,
308
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:50,710
WE'LL JUST TAKE IT DAY BY DAY
AND SEE HOW THAT WORKS.
309
00:11:50,734 --> 00:11:55,109
- LISA IS NOT SOMEONE TO JUST
SAY, "OKAY, I'M SORRY AS WELL."
310
00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:57,710
- I FELT SOMETHING WEIRD
BETWEEN YOU AND LISA.
311
00:11:57,734 --> 00:11:59,042
- WE ALL LOVE HER, BUT WE'RE...
312
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,276
WE'VE ALL MOVED ON FROM IT AND...
313
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,746
- WELL, LOVE IS A BIG WORD.
314
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:04,443
IF THEY CAN FIND IT
WITHIN THEMSELVES TO...
315
00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:07,009
TO FORGIVE AND MOVE ON,
316
00:12:07,033 --> 00:12:08,109
I'M HAPPY.
317
00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:09,409
- WELL, THAT SOUNDS POSITIVE.
318
00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:10,650
- YEAH. NO, IT WAS.
319
00:12:10,674 --> 00:12:11,697
IT REALLY WAS.
320
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,142
- ARE YOU GONNA GO WITH US
TO DROP ALEXIA OFF?
321
00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:20,426
- I'M NOT SURE.
322
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,609
- WE NEED HANGERS.
323
00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:26,450
YOU KNOW, MOPS AND BROOMS,
YOU'RE GONNA NEED.
324
00:12:26,474 --> 00:12:28,109
- I KNOW.
- TRASH, 'CAUSE EVERY...
325
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:29,650
THAT'S A LOT
OF STUFF WE HAVE TO GET.
326
00:12:29,674 --> 00:12:34,343
I'M A BIT OVERLY DRAMATIC ABOUT
MY KIDS GROWING UP AND LEAVING.
327
00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:37,044
ALEXIA'S GOING OFF
TO COLLEGE IN ARIZONA.
328
00:12:37,068 --> 00:12:39,109
FOUR MORE YEARS LEFT
AND SOPHIA'S GONNA LEAVE.
329
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,347
NEXT THING I KNOW,
I'M GONNA BE LIKE,
330
00:12:41,371 --> 00:12:43,609
"HELLO, WHAT'S MY
JOB AROUND HERE?"
331
00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:45,009
BY THE WAY,
332
00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:47,650
SOMEONE PUT RED IN WITH
ALL THE WHITE THE OTHER DAY,
333
00:12:47,674 --> 00:12:50,609
AND ALL MY WHITE
UNDERWEAR TURNED PINK.
334
00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,009
- THAT WASN'T ME.
335
00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:53,409
- NO, I KNOW THAT,
'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER
336
00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:55,080
LOOKED AT A WASHING
MACHINE IN YOUR LIFE.
337
00:12:55,104 --> 00:12:58,076
I'M FORTUNATE ENOUGH
THAT I HAVE SOMEONE
338
00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,309
WHO HELPS ME IN THE HOUSE,
DO THE LAUNDRY,
339
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,576
AND CLEAN.
340
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:06,042
UNFORTUNATELY, THAT MEANS
THAT ALEXIA IS NOW 18 YEARS OLD
341
00:13:06,066 --> 00:13:08,276
AND DOES NOT KNOW
HOW TO DO HER OWN LAUNDRY.
342
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,646
- WHICH ONE'S THE DRYER?
- THIS IS THE DRYER,
343
00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:12,209
AND THIS IS THE WASHING MACHINE.
344
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:14,109
SO RIGHT NOW,
THIS IS ALL LIGHT STUFF.
345
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:17,050
THESE ARE JUST DIRTY TOWELS,
CLEANING TOWELS AND STUFF.
346
00:13:17,074 --> 00:13:18,376
SO WHATEVER. OKAY.
347
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,009
- ARE YOU SURE THOSE ARE DIRTY?
348
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,142
- THIS IS CALLED A HAMPER.
349
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,276
- I KNOW WHAT A HAMPER IS.
350
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,609
- AND YOU'RE GONNA
NEED ONE OF THESE.
351
00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:26,179
RIPPER,
CAN YOU GET OUT OF MY WAY?
352
00:13:26,203 --> 00:13:27,710
OKAY,
THIS WILL BE A NORMAL WASH.
353
00:13:27,734 --> 00:13:29,104
AND THEN...
354
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:31,643
TA-DA.
355
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,076
I FEEL LIKE I'VE
PREPARED MY KIDS
356
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,076
FOR A LOT OF THINGS IN LIFE.
357
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,130
LAUNDRY IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
358
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:40,376
YOU KNOW, YOU WIN SOME,
YOU LOSE SOME.
359
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,276
- KIMBERLY, ONCE WE
PLAYED HIDE AND SEEK
360
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,546
WHEN WE WERE LITTLE KIDS
361
00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:45,209
WITH ALL OF OUR COUSINS
IN PALM SPRINGS.
362
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,443
- IN A DRYER?
363
00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:48,443
- WE COULDN'T FIND HER,
AND SHE WAS IN THE DRYER,
364
00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:49,710
AND CONRAD AND BARRON
365
00:13:49,734 --> 00:13:51,379
PUT THE DRYER
ON WHILE SHE WAS IN THERE.
366
00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:52,976
- NO! YOU'RE LYING TO ME.
367
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,076
I CAN'T HEAR THESE THINGS.
OH, MY GOD.
368
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,109
YOU GUYS ARE SO BAD.
369
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:59,109
I MEAN, IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES
UNTIL YOUR UNDERWEAR
370
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:00,710
COME OUT THIS BIG.
371
00:14:00,734 --> 00:14:02,581
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I WANT YOU TO KNOW,
372
00:14:02,605 --> 00:14:04,676
AND I MEAN THIS.
373
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:07,142
I KNOW A LOT
OF PARENTS WOULD SAY,
374
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,509
"YOU HAVE TO FINISH
WHAT YOU START."
375
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:11,076
YOU DON'T HAVE TO...
376
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,676
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
377
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,009
- MOM.
378
00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:15,343
- I'M SORRY, AND I KNOW WE'RE...
379
00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:17,144
I'M GONNA BE OKAY,
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY,
380
00:14:17,168 --> 00:14:20,209
BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY,
381
00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:22,209
YOU CAN COME HOME.
382
00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:25,009
YOU CAN ALWAYS COME HOME,
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.
383
00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:26,010
- I KNOW.
384
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:28,179
- THERE ARE LOTS
OF GREAT SCHOOLS HERE.
385
00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:30,009
I'M NOT GONNA
MAKE YOU STAY SOMEWHERE
386
00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:31,480
WHERE YOU'RE NOT HAPPY.
387
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,209
AFTER BELLA'S DUI,
388
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:36,443
I FEEL NO MATTER
HOW GOOD OF A PARENT YOU ARE,
389
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,443
NO MATTER HOW MANY LESSONS
YOU TRY TO TEACH THEM
390
00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:40,176
AND TRY TO SET THE BEST EXAMPLE,
391
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,200
KIDS WILL MAKE
MISTAKES SOMETIMES.
392
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,244
- WELL, I'M ONLY AN HOUR AWAY.
IT'S NOT BAD.
393
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:46,710
- I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW.
394
00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:49,176
OF COURSE, AS A PARENT,
395
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,209
YOU HOPE THAT THESE THINGS
WILL NEVER HAPPEN,
396
00:14:51,233 --> 00:14:52,710
BUT YOU KNOW THEY CAN.
397
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:55,042
AND NOW I HAVE TO JUST LET GO
398
00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:59,242
AND HOPE THAT SHE'S GONNA BE
OKAY AND MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICES.
399
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,443
YOU KIND OF HAVE
TO HAVE BLIND FAITH.
400
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,576
LET'S GO.
401
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,509
WE HAVE A LOT OF STUFF
TO BUY AND ORDER AND DO.
402
00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:06,573
- OKAY, I'M COMING.
403
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,710
- HOW OLD'S YOUR DAD?
- 65.
404
00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:14,976
- OH, MY GOD. HARRY'S 62.
405
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,547
YOU DON'T KNOW HARRY
THAT WELL, DO YOU?
406
00:15:16,571 --> 00:15:18,543
- I ALWAYS SEE HIM
IN PASSING, AND...
407
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,343
- ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM,
408
00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:22,343
HE'S WAY CHATTIER THAN I AM.
409
00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:23,643
BUT COMPLETE
OPPOSITES, YOU KNOW.
410
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,242
- OH, THAT'S GOOD.
OPPOSITES ATTRACT.
411
00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:26,443
- OH, WE'RE COMPLETE OPPOSITES.
412
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,044
- BUT THAT'S WHAT
MAKES YOU GUYS WORK.
413
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:29,609
WHEN YOU'RE THE SAME PERSON,
414
00:15:29,633 --> 00:15:31,073
THEN THAT'S WHEN PEOPLE CHEAT.
415
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,750
- I JUST THINK WE'RE
MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.
416
00:15:34,774 --> 00:15:35,976
- VINNY AND I ARE TOO.
417
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,309
THE FIGHTS, WE GOT
OVER THEM SOONER
418
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,050
BECAUSE WE KNEW
THAT WE WERE GONNA BE THERE,
419
00:15:39,074 --> 00:15:40,376
AND WE JUST CAME...
420
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,470
- BUT HE WAS MARRIED
WHEN YOU MET HIM, RIGHT?
421
00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:46,343
- WE BOTH WERE.
- OH.
422
00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:48,176
- YOU WERE BOTH MARRIED
WHEN YOU MET EACH OTHER?
423
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,309
- YEAH.
424
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,009
- I DON'T THINK
CHEATING IS RIGHT AT ALL,
425
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,476
BUT PEOPLE DO IT.
426
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,676
- WE KNEW EACH OTHER.
427
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,476
WE WORKED TOGETHER
'CAUSE HE WAS ON MY SHOW.
428
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,710
THAT'S HOW WE MET. - OH.
429
00:15:56,734 --> 00:15:59,509
- RIGHT, AND NEITHER ONE
OF US WAS LOOKING.
430
00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:01,378
- WELL, YOU WERE MARRIED.
- OF COURSE, YOU WERE MARRIED.
431
00:16:01,402 --> 00:16:02,710
- BUT I MEAN,
BUT IT'S LIKE WE WEREN'T, LIKE,
432
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:04,011
TRYING TO GET
OUT OF THE MARRIAGE.
433
00:16:04,035 --> 00:16:05,980
- RIGHT.
- OH, SO IT WAS EVEN...
434
00:16:06,004 --> 00:16:08,009
- NO. WE WERE FRIENDS.
435
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,050
- IT'S HARD BECAUSE I JUST
WENT THROUGH THIS WITH JR
436
00:16:10,074 --> 00:16:11,376
AND HIM CHEATING ON ME.
437
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,609
I WENT THROUGH IT WITH EDDIE,
AND EDDIE CHEATING ON ME.
438
00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:15,609
- AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE,
AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN
439
00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:17,710
WE JUST REALIZED
440
00:16:17,734 --> 00:16:19,076
WE WEREN'T HAPPY
IN OUR MARRIAGES
441
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,376
BECAUSE OF HOW WE FELT
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
442
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,447
- OH, THAT'S A SCARY MOMENT.
443
00:16:21,471 --> 00:16:24,142
- AND LITERALLY, WE MET IN 2000.
444
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,609
WE WERE TOGETHER BY 2001.
- [bleep] HAPPENS.
445
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:29,079
YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH WHO
YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH, BUT...
446
00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:31,245
BREAK UP AND GET
TOGETHER WITH THEM.
447
00:16:31,269 --> 00:16:32,643
YOU KNOW? DO IT THAT WAY.
448
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,144
WAS IT HARD IN THE BEGINNING?
449
00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:35,276
- ABSOLUTELY.
- RIGHT.
450
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,676
- IT WAS ONE
OF THE MOST HORRIFIC
451
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,546
EXPERIENCES OF OUR
LIVES, YOU KNOW?
452
00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:40,976
- HOW WAS... HOW DID YOUR
HUSBAND DEAL WITH IT?
453
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,747
- MY EX?
- YEAH.
454
00:16:41,771 --> 00:16:43,144
- HE WAS OKAY BECAUSE I WAS MORE
455
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,209
UP-FRONT ABOUT EVERYTHING.
456
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:45,710
I SAID,
"THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING.
457
00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:48,011
I'M HAVING FEELINGS,
AND YOU JUST NEED TO KNOW THAT."
458
00:16:48,035 --> 00:16:49,409
- RIGHT. OH, THAT'S GOOD.
459
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:52,676
- AND THAT'S WHY I HAVE
SO MUCH EMPATHY FOR YOU,
460
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,409
BECAUSE IT SUCKS, AND IT WAS,
461
00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:56,509
LIKE, THE WORST THING,
BECAUSE I NEVER WANTED TO...
462
00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,379
YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T WANT
TO HURT ANYBODY.
463
00:16:58,403 --> 00:16:59,746
I'M VERY SYMPATHETIC TO BRANDI
464
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,276
AND WHAT SHE'S GONE THROUGH
WITH HER EX-HUSBAND LEAVING HER.
465
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:05,142
BUT IF A MARRIAGE
IS IN GOOD SHAPE,
466
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,142
A THIRD PARTY CAN'T
COME IN AND DESTROY IT,
467
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,643
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.
468
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,244
- ARE YOU FRIENDLY
WITH HIS EX-WIFE?
469
00:17:10,268 --> 00:17:11,609
- VERY MUCH.
470
00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:13,680
- I'M GLAD THAT WE'RE HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION TODAY.
471
00:17:13,704 --> 00:17:16,076
YOUR HONESTY IS AMAZING.
- THANKS.
472
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,976
- I'M NOT, LIKE,
THE SCORNED WOMAN POLICE,
473
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,576
BUT IT'S HARD FOR ME
NOT TO FEEL MAD.
474
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,976
OH, CAN YOU... I FEEL
LIKE YOU NEED TO FLIP YOUR HAIR
475
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,609
AND SAY, "WE'RE
JOHN BLACK AND MARLENA."
476
00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:29,109
[all laughing]
477
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:31,509
- WAIT, DID YOU SEE
THE SHOW TODAY?
478
00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:33,580
SHE'S, LIKE, SITTING THERE,
AND YOU'RE ON THE PHONE.
479
00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:35,446
- I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE SHOW.
480
00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:37,676
- OKAY, I NEED TO WATCH IT.
- YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH HER.
481
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,076
- I'VE BEEN OBSESSED.
482
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,710
- SHE'S A WHORE ON TV.
483
00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:43,242
- SHE'S A TOTAL MEAN, MEAN...
- WELL, ON THAT SHOW.
484
00:17:43,266 --> 00:17:45,042
ON THE OTHER ONE, I'M NOT.
- YEAH, OF COURSE.
485
00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:46,276
- NASTY.
486
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,376
- ON DAYS...
- YOU'RE GANGSTER ON DAYS.
487
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,176
- THIS IS 1995.
488
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,509
- SHOW ME HOW YOU DO IT
WHEN YOU DO.
489
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,343
- I CAN'T DO THAT.
- DO WHAT YOU DID TODAY.
490
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:55,576
YOU WERE...
HOW DO YOU DO THE HAIR?
491
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,209
- I CAN'T DO IT.
492
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:58,580
I NEED A SCRIPT,
AND I NEED SOME WORDS.
493
00:17:58,604 --> 00:18:00,142
- COME ON. DO... GET ON THE PHONE.
494
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,409
- PAY ME SOME MONEY
AND I'LL DO IT.
495
00:18:01,433 --> 00:18:02,480
- OKAY.
- I'LL GIVE YOU 20...
496
00:18:02,504 --> 00:18:03,609
WAIT, HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
497
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,050
- I DO NOT KNOW WHO
I'M DEALING WITH.
498
00:18:06,074 --> 00:18:08,076
- YOU JUST... OKAY.
499
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,077
- OH, MY GOD.
500
00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:10,476
- DO THE SCENE
THAT YOU DID TODAY.
501
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,276
- I'M LIKE A POOR,
SAD ACTRESS BY THE FREEWAY,
502
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,343
"WILL ACT FOR FOOD."
503
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:14,443
- LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T DO IT,
504
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,109
LISA WILL [bleep] DO IT.
505
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:17,476
I'M JUST SAYING.
506
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:21,242
I JUST WANT TO SEE THIS SIDE
OF HER THAT I SEE ON DAYS,
507
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:25,409
WHICH IS THE VILLAIN WHO SLEEPS
AROUND AND TRIES TO STEAL MEN.
508
00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:26,609
I WANT TO SEE THE...
509
00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:28,676
LIKE, THE JOHN,
MARLENA, JOHN BLACK.
510
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,076
I WANT TO SEE IT. DO IT.
- I CAN'T.
511
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,676
- DO IT.
- WHAT AM I, A CIRCUS SEAL?
512
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,976
- I'M GONNA THROW A DRINK
ON YOU IN ONE SECOND.
513
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:34,977
- [imitates seal barking]
514
00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:36,409
- I CAN'T.
515
00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:37,476
- YOU CAN, YES.
516
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,346
- I DON'T WANT
TO PLAY THIS GAME.
517
00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:41,343
I DON'T WANT TO RE-ENACT
A SCENE FROM THE SHOW,
518
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:42,643
AND SHE'S NOT GETTING IT.
519
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,976
- I... THIS IS WHAT ACTORS DO.
520
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,476
- NO, I DON'T...
IT'S NOT $40, ANYWAY.
521
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,509
THAT'S... SHE WON AN EMMY.
522
00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:49,042
- I'M GONNA THROW
A DRINK ON YOU.
523
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:50,509
- SHE WON AN EMMY,
SO SHE'S REALLY GOOD.
524
00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:52,142
- THAT'S PRETTY...
THAT IS PRETTY...
525
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,576
I KNOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- IMPRESSIVE.
526
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,109
- YOU'VE WON AN EMMY.
527
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,509
- OH! BRANDI!
528
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:58,233
- WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
529
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,242
- COMING UP....
530
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:05,676
- WE HAD DINNER
LAST NIGHT WITH BRANDI.
531
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,476
AND SHE JUST THREW A GLASS
OF WINE IN MY FACE.
532
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,630
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
533
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:15,343
- SHE WON AN EMMY.
534
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:16,509
- I'M GONNA THROW
A DRINK ON YOU.
535
00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:18,347
- SHE WON AN EMMY,
SO SHE'S REALLY GOOD.
536
00:19:18,371 --> 00:19:20,009
- THAT'S PRETTY...
THAT IS PRETTY...
537
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,080
- I KNOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'VE WON AN EMMY.
538
00:19:22,104 --> 00:19:23,676
- THANKS. OH!
539
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,376
- OH, YOU DIDN'T.
- BRANDI!
540
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,276
- WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
541
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:31,100
- ABSOLUTELY INAPPROPRIATE
AND [bleep] WEIRD.
542
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:35,550
IF BRANDI'D THROWN THE WINE
IN MY FACE,
543
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,676
I WOULD HAVE GONE
ACROSS THAT TABLE
544
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,576
AND... I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE,
545
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,076
BUT I WOULD PROBABLY
BE IN A COP CAR.
546
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,245
- SHE'S HAD A FEW DRINKS.
- I HAVE.
547
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,409
THAT WAS GOOD. - BAD GIRL.
548
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,376
NO, IT'S NOT GOOD. YOUR HAIR.
549
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,576
OH, YOUR... YOUR...
550
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,343
YOUR TOP, YOUR LEATHER TOP.
551
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:51,509
- IT WAS SO BIZARRE. REALLY?
552
00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:52,603
- WOW.
553
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:56,676
- WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
554
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:59,276
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?
555
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:02,747
- I JUST THOUGHT THAT BEING
A DAYS OF OUR LIVES ACTRESS,
556
00:20:02,771 --> 00:20:03,976
LIKE, YOU COULD...
557
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,009
- TAKE PEOPLE
THROWING THROWING THE...
558
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:06,343
- THE DRAMA.
- OH...
559
00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:08,976
EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE PEOPLE
THROW GLASSES IN MY FACE.
560
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,147
- I THINK I JUST DID IT FOR,
LIKE, A SOAP OPERA MOMENT,
561
00:20:11,171 --> 00:20:12,443
OR MAYBE 'CAUSE SHE TOLD ME
562
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:14,409
A ROMANTIC STORY
ABOUT HER CHEATING.
563
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:16,480
BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN
A COMBINATION OF EVERYTHING.
564
00:20:16,504 --> 00:20:17,746
- THERE'S AN ICK FACTOR HERE.
565
00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:19,044
I'M GONNA GET OVER IT.
566
00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:20,409
I'M GONNA BE FINE.
567
00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:21,650
THERE'S JUST AN ICK FACTOR HERE.
568
00:20:21,674 --> 00:20:22,976
IT'S RIGHT...
569
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,242
IT'S JUST ICKY.
570
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,509
I'VE NEVER HAD A GLASS
OF WINE THROWN IN MY FACE.
571
00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:29,447
I'M CONFUSED AND...
AND ANGRY AND HUMILIATED,
572
00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:32,176
AND IT'S JUST
KIND OF SHOCKING AND BIZARRE.
573
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,176
ANYWAY, SAY SOMETHING ELSE.
574
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,209
- OKAY.
575
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,009
- MOVING IT ON.
576
00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:38,710
- MOVING ON.
- ALL RIGHT.
577
00:20:38,734 --> 00:20:40,047
LET'S GET THE CHECK.
578
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:42,096
CAN WE HAVE THE CHECK, PLEASE?
579
00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:57,979
- BY THE TIME IT'S DONE,
580
00:20:58,003 --> 00:21:00,710
WE'RE GONNA SEAT SEVEN ON
EACH SIDE AND TWO ON THE ENDS.
581
00:21:00,734 --> 00:21:02,276
- YEAH, AND TWO ON THE END?
- YEAH.
582
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,609
- JUST TWO ON ONE END, RIGHT?
- RIGHT.
583
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:05,643
- FOR DAVID AND I?
- YES.
584
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,743
- I HAVE NEVER HIRED
A PARTY PLANNER
585
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,144
TO DO A DINNER AT THE HOUSE,
586
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,142
BUT MINDY
IS A REALLY GOOD FRIEND,
587
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:15,409
AND I LOVE HER VISION
OF THROWING A DINNER PARTY.
588
00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:17,476
I LOVE IT.
I USUALLY DO ALL OF THIS MYSELF.
589
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,676
IT'S SO NICE TO JUST HANG OUT.
590
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,076
- SO NOW YOU CAN GO TAKE A BATH
AND JUST DO YOUR THING.
591
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,276
- YEAH, I'M JUST GONNA GO
AND DO MY MAKEUP AND GET READY.
592
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,509
- GOOD.
- THANK YOU. I LOVE IT.
593
00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:27,176
I LOVE IT. YOU'RE AMAZING.
594
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,200
Both: THANK YOU.
595
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:36,609
- EILEEN, GET OUT HERE.
596
00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:38,109
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
597
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:39,180
- "GET OUT HERE!"
598
00:21:39,204 --> 00:21:40,370
HERE I COME.
599
00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:46,509
IT'S GREAT.
600
00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:48,109
- SIT DOWN.
LET'S RELAX BEFORE WE GO.
601
00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:50,050
- OKAY. WELL, WE CAN'T RELAX.
WE'VE GOT TO GO SOON.
602
00:21:50,074 --> 00:21:52,109
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
603
00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:53,250
ARE YOU SURE I LOOK OKAY?
604
00:21:53,274 --> 00:21:55,242
I JUST FEEL SO...
605
00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:57,076
TIRED, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T
SLEEP VERY WELL LAST NIGHT...
606
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,247
- YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. I LIKE THAT.
607
00:21:58,271 --> 00:22:00,343
- AND I'M JUST POOPED.
- I LIKE THAT DRESS.
608
00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:01,710
YOU WANT A GLASS OF WINE
BEFORE WE GO?
609
00:22:01,734 --> 00:22:03,179
- NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
610
00:22:03,203 --> 00:22:05,176
I THINK I'M GONNA AVOID WINE
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
611
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,309
AT LEAST TILL WE GET THERE.
612
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,242
BRANDI'S GONNA BE THERE.
613
00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:10,009
- I KNOW. IT'S...
614
00:22:10,033 --> 00:22:11,050
- IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY.
615
00:22:11,074 --> 00:22:12,309
- DAMN PSYCHO.
616
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,080
- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
SHE'S LIKE A SUPERFAN.
617
00:22:14,104 --> 00:22:15,209
I DON'T GET IT.
618
00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:16,680
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO EXPECT, YOU KNOW?
619
00:22:16,704 --> 00:22:18,609
I'M GOING TO BE VERY CAUTIOUS
AROUND BRANDI.
620
00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:22,409
I THINK SHE'S CAPABLE
OF ALMOST ANYTHING.
621
00:22:22,433 --> 00:22:24,309
- LOOK, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY WEIRD...
622
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,747
- HONEY, WHO THROWS A GLASS
OF WINE IN SOMEBODY'S FACE?
623
00:22:26,771 --> 00:22:28,109
I MEAN, JUST FOR NO REASON.
624
00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:29,710
- IT'S A STRANGE THING,
BUT, SHE... YOU KNOW...
625
00:22:29,734 --> 00:22:31,381
I THINK SHE REALLY
LIKES YOU, YOU KNOW.
626
00:22:31,405 --> 00:22:32,509
- OKAY.
627
00:22:32,533 --> 00:22:34,173
- I WOULDN'T TAKE IT
PERSONAL, REALLY.
628
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:38,230
- WE'VE GOT TO GO.
- PUT YOUR LITTLE FUN FACE ON.
629
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:47,979
BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT.
- YEAH, YOU LIKE IT?
630
00:22:48,003 --> 00:22:49,300
- LIKE I MADE IT MYSELF.
631
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,609
LOVE YOU, BABY.
- I LOVE YOU TOO.
632
00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:53,673
- THANK YOU.
633
00:22:55,066 --> 00:22:57,409
I'VE INVITED EVERYBODY,
INCLUDING BRANDI,
634
00:22:57,433 --> 00:23:01,042
TO MY DINNER PARTY,
BEFORE THIS CRAZY WINE INCIDENT.
635
00:23:01,066 --> 00:23:04,109
I WOULD BE HORRIFIED
636
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,743
IF BRANDI WOULD
BEHAVE LIKE THAT IN...
637
00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:08,176
WITHIN MY HOME.
638
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,376
HI, GUYS.
639
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,476
- HEY.
- WELCOME.
640
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,343
HI.
641
00:23:13,367 --> 00:23:14,509
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
642
00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:15,550
- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
643
00:23:15,574 --> 00:23:17,643
- THANK YOU. HI.
644
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,609
LOOK HOW HANDSOME HE LOOKS.
SO HANDSOME.
645
00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:20,976
- THANK YOU.
- I KNOW.
646
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,476
- I LIKE THAT.
- HE TEACHES ME HOW TO BE COOL.
647
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,247
- HE... HE IS COOL.
HE'S PRETTY COOL.
648
00:23:24,271 --> 00:23:25,509
DAVID AND BABYFACE
649
00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:28,047
WORKED TOGETHER
FOR THE PAST 20-SOME YEARS
650
00:23:28,071 --> 00:23:29,976
WRITING AND PRODUCING TOGETHER,
651
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,176
AND I LOVE HIS VOICE.
652
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,247
I LOVE HIS SONGS.
653
00:23:33,271 --> 00:23:36,096
I LOVE THE HUMAN BEING
THAT HE IS.
654
00:23:39,367 --> 00:23:40,609
- HI THERE.
- HEY.
655
00:23:40,633 --> 00:23:41,680
- HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU.
656
00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:43,109
- HOW ARE YOU?
657
00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:44,343
NICE TO SEE YOU.
658
00:23:44,367 --> 00:23:46,376
- NICE TO SEE YOU
LOOKING GORGEOUS.
659
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,976
HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD, THANKS.
660
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,076
- HOW ARE YOU?
- KENNY, KYLE.
661
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:50,309
- KENNY.
- KYLE, NICE TO MEET YOU.
662
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:51,479
- MARTIN KATZ.
- HI, MARTIN.
663
00:23:51,503 --> 00:23:53,109
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- OH.
664
00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:54,680
- YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT,
BUT THANK YOU.
665
00:23:54,704 --> 00:23:56,576
- YEAH. MAURICIO'S ON HIS WAY.
666
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,142
HE'S WORKING, HE'LL BE
HERE IN, LIKE, 20 MINUTES.
667
00:23:59,166 --> 00:24:00,443
- LET'S GO.
YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE?
668
00:24:00,467 --> 00:24:02,042
- SURE.
669
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:04,476
OH, MY GOSH,
YOU MATCH YOUR CUSHIONS.
670
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,042
- I KNOW.
671
00:24:06,066 --> 00:24:08,543
I DID THE YELLOW
AND BLUE THEME TODAY.
672
00:24:08,567 --> 00:24:11,676
- OH, MY GOSH, LOOK AT THIS.
- IT'S NICE, NO?
673
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,042
- HELLO?
674
00:24:13,066 --> 00:24:14,176
HOW ARE YOU?
675
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,142
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD.
676
00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:20,443
- LAST NIGHT I HAD DINNER
WITH EILEEN AND LISA RINNA
677
00:24:20,467 --> 00:24:23,476
AND BRANDI AND I.
678
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:26,109
AND IT JUST... IT WAS TERRIBLE.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
679
00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:28,443
- SHOCKING.
680
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,244
I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
681
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:33,376
WE WERE HAVING A GREAT TIME,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
682
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:38,242
BRANDI TOOK HER GLASS OF WINE
AND THREW IT IN EILEEN'S FACE.
683
00:24:38,266 --> 00:24:39,376
- WAIT, NO, NO.
684
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,509
- I MEAN, IT WAS JUST,
LIKE, OUT OF NOWHERE.
685
00:24:41,533 --> 00:24:43,343
BRANDI WAS TRYING TO SAY TO HER,
686
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:45,242
"OKAY, DO YOUR PART,
WHAT YOU DID TODAY AT WORK."
687
00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:47,276
- LIKE A "LET'S PRETEND WE'RE
ON A SOAP OPERA" KIND OF THING?
688
00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:48,976
- LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.
I... WHO KNOWS?
689
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,476
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT SHE WAS THINKING.
690
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,647
- I'M TRYING TO MAKE
SENSE OUT OF SOMETHING
691
00:24:51,671 --> 00:24:52,976
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
692
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,109
- NO, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
693
00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:55,603
I MEAN, I'M... IT'S SO RUDE.
694
00:24:57,233 --> 00:24:58,710
- OH, GOD.
695
00:24:58,734 --> 00:25:00,676
- LET'S GO INSIDE.
- OKAY.
696
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,446
I CAN NEVER FIGURE OUT
HOW BRANDI OPERATES,
697
00:25:03,470 --> 00:25:05,009
WHY SHE DOES
THE THINGS SHE DOES.
698
00:25:05,033 --> 00:25:06,209
BUT IT DOESN'T
SURPRISE ME AT ALL
699
00:25:06,233 --> 00:25:08,680
BECAUSE BRANDI IS
COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE.
700
00:25:08,704 --> 00:25:10,309
- VINNY.
701
00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:11,579
- HI, THERE.
- HOW ARE YOU?
702
00:25:11,603 --> 00:25:12,676
- GOOD.
- GREAT.
703
00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,309
- HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU FINALLY MADE IT.
704
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:15,710
WELCOME TO OUR HOME.
705
00:25:15,734 --> 00:25:18,276
- MY LOVE, DID YOU GUYS MEET?
706
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:20,100
- HI.
- HELLO.
707
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:22,743
- GORGEOUS.
708
00:25:22,767 --> 00:25:24,276
- ARE YOU STILL PLAYING TENNIS?
- I DO.
709
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:26,109
I JUST PLAYED WITH JOHN MCENROE
THIS WEEK, A COUPLE TIMES.
710
00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:27,109
- DID YOU?
- YEAH.
711
00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:28,078
- CAN HE STILL HIT THE BALL?
712
00:25:28,102 --> 00:25:29,176
- HE'S PLAYING GOOD.
- YEAH.
713
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,177
- HI.
- HELLO.
714
00:25:30,201 --> 00:25:31,376
- NIKKI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
715
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,376
- NIKKI, EILEEN.
- WE'VE MET.
716
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,409
- YOU'VE MET?
717
00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:36,009
- HI.
718
00:25:36,033 --> 00:25:37,376
HI, BEAUTIFUL.
719
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,042
YOLANDA'S HOUSE IS MAGNIFICENT
720
00:25:41,066 --> 00:25:42,309
FROM THE MOMENT YOU DRIVE IN
721
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,710
TO THE MOMENT
YOU GO THROUGH THE DOORS.
722
00:25:43,734 --> 00:25:46,611
I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE'S HOMES
BECAUSE YOU GET SUCH A...
723
00:25:46,635 --> 00:25:48,309
AN INTERESTING HIT OFF OF,
724
00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:50,080
YOU KNOW, WHO THEY ARE,
WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT.
725
00:25:50,104 --> 00:25:52,643
AND THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
726
00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:54,443
I LOVE YOUR NECKLACE.
I LOVE YOUR BOOBS.
727
00:25:54,467 --> 00:25:56,276
- OH, THANK YOU.
- BOOBS ARE GOOD.
728
00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:58,509
- HI, HONEY.
729
00:25:58,533 --> 00:25:59,576
- MAURICIO.
730
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,109
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, AND YOU?
731
00:26:01,133 --> 00:26:02,476
WHAT'S GOING ON?
732
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,042
- MY HUSBAND
COULDN'T COME TONIGHT.
733
00:26:04,066 --> 00:26:05,576
IS YOUR HUSBAND HERE?
- YES, HE'S RIGHT THERE.
734
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,176
- OH, I DIDN'T SEE HIM.
- I'M GONNA MISS HIM.
735
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,209
I'LL MISS KEN. - YES, I KNOW.
736
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,480
- I HAD A VERY
STRANGE EXPERIENCE.
737
00:26:09,504 --> 00:26:11,047
WE HAD DINNER LAST NIGHT
WITH BRANDI,
738
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:14,076
AND SHE'S A BIG FAN
OF DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
739
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,276
AND THEN SHE WAS WANTING ME
TO KIND OF RE-ENACT
740
00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:17,576
A SCENE ON THE SOAP
741
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,245
AND DO SOMETHING BITCHY AND TOSS
MY HAIR BACK LIKE THE CHARACTER.
742
00:26:20,269 --> 00:26:22,109
I SAID, "NO,
I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT."
743
00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:24,109
AND THEN, UM,
744
00:26:24,133 --> 00:26:26,142
SHE JUST THREW
A GLASS OF WINE IN MY FACE.
745
00:26:26,166 --> 00:26:27,142
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
746
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:28,109
- AND AT FIRST I LAUGHED,
747
00:26:28,133 --> 00:26:29,480
BUT THEN IT WAS JUST SO BIZARRE.
748
00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:32,142
- THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL,
ELEGANT WOMAN...
749
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:34,109
EILEEN, NOT BRANDI.
750
00:26:34,133 --> 00:26:37,042
AND TO THROW A GLASS
OF WINE IN HER FACE,
751
00:26:37,066 --> 00:26:39,209
I'VE HEARD AND SEEN
SOME THINGS FROM BRANDI,
752
00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:41,142
BUT THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LOW.
753
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:44,309
- I'M JUST WONDERING
IF SHE'S GONNA SLAP ME NEXT.
754
00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,609
SHE'S GONNA TRY OUT ALL THE
CLASSIC SOAP OPERA MOVES ON ME.
755
00:26:46,633 --> 00:26:48,409
- WELL, THEN,
RATHER YOU THAN ME.
756
00:26:48,433 --> 00:26:50,476
- THANKS A LOT.
757
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,376
- JUST OPEN
AND TAKE IT DOWN IN ONE.
758
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,609
YOU KNOW YOU CAN. COME ON.
759
00:26:53,633 --> 00:26:55,509
- OH, MY GOD.
760
00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:56,980
- WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?
- HOW ARE YOU DOING?
761
00:26:57,004 --> 00:26:58,142
- I'M GOOD, AND YOU?
762
00:26:58,166 --> 00:26:59,643
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
763
00:26:59,667 --> 00:27:01,309
- WHAT DO YOU...
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?
764
00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:03,480
- WHAT ARE YOU ALL DRINKING?
- WE ARE... THERE IS, LIKE...
765
00:27:03,504 --> 00:27:05,245
- I'M HAVING A MARGARITA.
- LEMON MARTINIS.
766
00:27:05,269 --> 00:27:08,076
THERE'S MARGARITA.
THERE IS CHAMPAGNE WITH LEMON.
767
00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:10,409
THERE'S WINE.
- I'LL HAVE A CHAMPAGNE.
768
00:27:10,433 --> 00:27:11,980
IT'S CHAMPAGNE O'CLOCK, I THINK.
769
00:27:12,004 --> 00:27:14,309
- IT'S... OKAY.
- [laughs]
770
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,480
- CHAMPAGNE O'CLOCK.
771
00:27:15,504 --> 00:27:16,570
THAT WAS FUNNY.
772
00:27:18,734 --> 00:27:21,247
- WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE POKER
PARTY AT OUR HOUSE.
773
00:27:21,271 --> 00:27:24,509
- CAN'T YOU POKE HIM
FOR A CHANGE, RATHER THAN HER?
774
00:27:24,533 --> 00:27:27,150
- I WANT... I HEAD YOU'RE GONNA
TEACH THEM HOW TO PLAY POKER.
775
00:27:27,174 --> 00:27:28,609
- YEAH.
776
00:27:28,633 --> 00:27:31,409
- HI, NAUGHTY GIRL.
777
00:27:31,433 --> 00:27:33,576
IF YOU WERE MY CHILD,
YOU WOULDN'T BE DOING THAT.
778
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,109
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SMACK
ME UPSIDE THE HEAD LAST NIGHT.
779
00:27:36,133 --> 00:27:37,379
- YOU'RE A BAD GIRL.
- I KNOW.
780
00:27:37,403 --> 00:27:38,476
- YOU NEED A SPANKING.
781
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,142
YOU'RE IN TIME-OUT. - I KNOW.
782
00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:42,242
- OKAY, WAIT.
783
00:27:42,266 --> 00:27:43,576
I'M STILL WEIRDED OUT.
- WHAT? WHAT?
784
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,276
- I'M JUST WEIRDED...
THIS IS JUST WEIRD.
785
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:47,347
THIS JUST FEELS, LIKE,
WEIRD HIGH SCHOOL WEIRD STUFF.
786
00:27:47,371 --> 00:27:48,976
I HATE THIS STUFF.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
787
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,176
- NOTHING. I DON'T KNOW.
788
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,547
- OH, BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO SAY HI TO THAT?
789
00:27:51,571 --> 00:27:54,409
- NO, THAT'S OKAY. IT'S JUST...
790
00:27:54,433 --> 00:27:57,142
- WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK?
791
00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,609
- WHITE WINE.
- WHITE WINE?
792
00:27:58,633 --> 00:27:59,679
- YEAH.
- I'M CONFUSED.
793
00:27:59,703 --> 00:28:01,109
- IT'S OKAY.
- IT WAS A JOKE.
794
00:28:01,133 --> 00:28:02,550
- WE'RE JUST TALKING
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
795
00:28:02,574 --> 00:28:05,509
- SO WE'LL HAVE TWO
WHITE WINE, PLEASE.
796
00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:06,750
- PRETTY MUCH OUT OF THE BLUE,
797
00:28:06,774 --> 00:28:09,009
LIKE IF YOU AND I WERE JUST
STANDING HERE TALKING,
798
00:28:09,033 --> 00:28:10,148
AND I HAD A DRINK IN MY HAND,
799
00:28:10,172 --> 00:28:11,543
I WOULD JUST GO
LIKE THAT IN YOUR FACE.
800
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,576
- I'M FEELING A LITTLE WEIRD
ABOUT SEEING BRANDI.
801
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,643
I REALLY AM.
802
00:28:14,667 --> 00:28:16,443
I DON'T REALLY
WANT TO SEE BRANDI,
803
00:28:16,467 --> 00:28:18,209
BUT I WANTED
TO SEE YOLANDA AND DAVID
804
00:28:18,233 --> 00:28:19,547
AND SEE EVERYBODY ELSE.
805
00:28:19,571 --> 00:28:21,144
IT'S SHOCKING.
I WAS JUST IN SHOCK.
806
00:28:21,168 --> 00:28:23,009
SO I LAUGHED, AT FIRST.
807
00:28:23,033 --> 00:28:24,250
- HI.
- THE GROUP IS COMPLETE.
808
00:28:24,274 --> 00:28:26,209
- HEY.
809
00:28:26,233 --> 00:28:27,603
- WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT YOU.
810
00:28:32,367 --> 00:28:33,576
- COMING UP...
811
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,176
- I WANT TO, LIKE,
TAKE CARE OF HER.
812
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,509
- HOW CAN YOU BE MAD AND ANGRY?
813
00:28:36,533 --> 00:28:38,733
- BUT I ALSO WANT TO [bleep]
SPANK HER AT THE SAME TIME.
814
00:28:43,567 --> 00:28:45,276
- SO WAIT A SECOND.
IS IT A FRIDGE?
815
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,509
CAN I OPEN THIS?
816
00:28:47,533 --> 00:28:49,443
OH, MY GOD.
817
00:28:49,467 --> 00:28:50,476
- ISN'T IT GORGEOUS?
818
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,276
- WELL, I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE,
819
00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:53,447
AND I'VE SEEN A LOT OF THINGS.
820
00:28:53,471 --> 00:28:56,209
- GET IN THERE.
I'LL TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU.
821
00:28:56,233 --> 00:28:57,979
IT'S A WAY TO
PRESERVE YOU, DARLING.
822
00:28:58,003 --> 00:28:59,576
- OH, GOD, I'LL TAKE IT.
823
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,409
[laughs]
824
00:29:01,433 --> 00:29:05,109
I'M A FREAK STANDING
IN YOLANDA'S FRIDGE.
825
00:29:05,133 --> 00:29:08,209
WHAT THE [bleep]?
826
00:29:08,233 --> 00:29:10,133
I'LL STAY BEAUTIFUL FOREVER.
827
00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:19,009
- THE GROUP IS COMPLETE.
- HEY.
828
00:29:19,033 --> 00:29:20,280
- WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT YOU.
829
00:29:20,304 --> 00:29:22,543
- HELLO.
830
00:29:22,567 --> 00:29:24,176
- HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
831
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,309
- SURE.
832
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:26,648
OKAY, COULD YOU...
LEAVE YOUR WINE HERE.
833
00:29:26,672 --> 00:29:28,409
- NO, I KNOW, YOU OWE ME ONE.
YOU CAN THROW IT ON ME.
834
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,748
- NO, THAT'S OKAY.
I DON'T NEED TO DO THAT.
835
00:29:29,772 --> 00:29:31,710
- NOT IN MY HOUSE, GUYS.
- OKAY. WELL, I'LL BE OUTSIDE.
836
00:29:31,734 --> 00:29:33,611
- DID YOU LEAVE THE WEIRDO
SUPERFAN AT HOME,
837
00:29:33,635 --> 00:29:34,609
I HOPE, AT THE DOOR?
838
00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:35,610
- YES.
- OKAY.
839
00:29:35,634 --> 00:29:36,750
- I'VE LIKED DAYS OF OUR LIVES,
840
00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:38,743
LIKE... IT FELT LIKE I
WAS IN THE SOAP OPERA.
841
00:29:38,767 --> 00:29:40,209
- IT WAS THE MOST BIZARRE THING
842
00:29:40,233 --> 00:29:41,710
I THINK I'VE EVER SEEN,
I WAS GONNA SAY.
843
00:29:41,734 --> 00:29:43,648
- WE WERE THROWING MONEY
AT HER AND SAYING...
844
00:29:43,672 --> 00:29:45,109
- THANK YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU?
845
00:29:45,133 --> 00:29:46,209
- YOU GUYS SHOULD... YEAH.
846
00:29:46,233 --> 00:29:47,550
- YOU GUYS SHOULD GO. YOU GO.
847
00:29:47,574 --> 00:29:48,576
- I WAS WRONG,
848
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,609
AND I HAVE REALLY BAD ANXIETY,
849
00:29:50,633 --> 00:29:54,543
AND I JUST WANT TO GET
IT DONE AND OVER WITH RIGHT NOW.
850
00:29:54,567 --> 00:29:56,343
- JUST GO A LITTLE CLOSER
TO THE POOL, BRANDI.
851
00:29:56,367 --> 00:29:58,509
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
YOU... LISTEN, DO IT. DO IT.
852
00:29:58,533 --> 00:30:00,543
IT'S FINE. JUST...
853
00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:02,276
- OKAY, WE KEEP GOING
FURTHER AND FURTHER.
854
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,976
WE'RE GONNA BE
IN CATALINA PRETTY SOON.
855
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:04,977
- OKAY. SO.
856
00:30:05,001 --> 00:30:06,743
- YES, EXPLAIN.
EXPLAIN THE WEIRDNESS.
857
00:30:06,767 --> 00:30:08,209
- I DON'T REALLY
HAVE AN EXPLANATION,
858
00:30:08,233 --> 00:30:09,509
BUT I GOT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT
TO SAY I'M SORRY.
859
00:30:09,533 --> 00:30:10,510
- DID YOU REALLY?
860
00:30:10,534 --> 00:30:11,643
- YES.
- OKAY.
861
00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:12,976
- IT'S JUST A REALLY PRETTY
LITTLE NECKLACE.
862
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,276
- THAT'S VERY PRETTY. THANK YOU.
863
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:15,710
- I MEAN, IT DOESN'T GO
WITH WHAT YOU'RE WEARING NOW,
864
00:30:15,734 --> 00:30:17,049
BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT...
- THANK YOU.
865
00:30:17,073 --> 00:30:18,376
- IT'S A PEACE OFFERING.
I'M VERY SORRY.
866
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,643
VERY WEIRD.
867
00:30:19,667 --> 00:30:22,076
I MEAN, A NICE GESTURE
IN A REALLY KIND OF WEIRD WAY.
868
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:23,976
IT'S LIKE A KISS AND A SLAP
AT THE SAME TIME.
869
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,109
- I DON'T KNOW IF I
DRANK TOO MUCH, OR...
870
00:30:26,133 --> 00:30:28,242
I WAS, I REALLY THOUGHT...
871
00:30:28,266 --> 00:30:29,543
I WAS WAITING FOR THE HAIR FLIP
872
00:30:29,567 --> 00:30:31,543
AND THE... I DON'T KNOW.
- FROM WHOM?
873
00:30:31,567 --> 00:30:34,609
- FROM... I WANTED YOU
TO GO INTO YOUR CHARACTER.
874
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:37,009
- WHY?
- I DON'T KNOW.
875
00:30:37,033 --> 00:30:39,009
I DON'T... I MEAN,
I'VE BEEN A FAN ALL...
876
00:30:39,033 --> 00:30:40,548
NOT MY WHOLE LIFE,
BUT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
877
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,309
- RIGHT, UH-HUH.
- ANYWAY, I REALLY AM SORRY.
878
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,480
I DON'T... I'VE NEVER THROWN
A DRINK AT ANYONE IN MY LIFE.
879
00:30:44,504 --> 00:30:45,976
- IT JUST FELT LIKE AN ATTACK.
880
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,009
- OH, I'M SORRY.
881
00:30:47,033 --> 00:30:49,142
IT WAS... I REALLY WAS HAVING...
882
00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:50,509
I GOT CAUGHT UP IN A MOMENT.
883
00:30:50,533 --> 00:30:53,976
I WAS DRINKING, AND I... JUST
HAVE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE.
884
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,409
BUT I'VE ALSO NEVER
BEEN AROUND, LIKE,
885
00:30:55,433 --> 00:30:58,047
PEOPLE THAT I WATCHED
ON TV MY WHOLE LIFE, YOU KNOW?
886
00:30:58,071 --> 00:31:00,209
- YOU WERE LIKE A LITTLE
CREEPY FAN-TYPE THING.
887
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:01,680
- YEAH.
DO YOU ACCEPT MY APOLOGY?
888
00:31:01,704 --> 00:31:03,042
- I DO.
- OH, GOOD.
889
00:31:03,066 --> 00:31:04,276
- JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
- I WON'T.
890
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,676
- I CAN ACCEPT AN APOLOGY
FROM BRANDI
891
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,576
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE
TO GET CAUGHT UP
892
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,609
IN THE PETTY SMALL STUFF
THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.
893
00:31:10,633 --> 00:31:11,679
I STILL DON'T TRUST HER,
894
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,443
BUT I'M WILLING
TO ACCEPT HER APOLOGY.
895
00:31:13,467 --> 00:31:14,676
- SO WE'RE GOOD?
- YEAH, WE'RE GOOD.
896
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:15,976
LET'S MOVE ON. - OKAY, GREAT.
897
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,009
- I DO. I APPRECIATE IT.
THANK YOU.
898
00:31:18,033 --> 00:31:19,176
- OF COURSE.
899
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,509
I'VE FELT LIKE [bleep] ALL DAY.
900
00:31:20,533 --> 00:31:21,748
- I'M SO GLAD. YOU SHOULD.
- NO, I DID.
901
00:31:21,772 --> 00:31:23,343
I... EVEN LAST NIGHT,
I WENT OUT BY THE POOL.
902
00:31:23,367 --> 00:31:24,409
- OH, GOOD. YOU FELT REALLY BAD?
903
00:31:24,433 --> 00:31:25,578
YOU FELT LIKE AN [bleep]?
- I CRIED.
904
00:31:25,602 --> 00:31:27,247
I WAS, LIKE, WHAT DID...
- OH, THAT'S GOOD.
905
00:31:27,271 --> 00:31:28,509
- YES.
906
00:31:28,533 --> 00:31:30,080
- I ALWAYS LIKE BEING
IN THE KITCHEN.
907
00:31:30,104 --> 00:31:31,476
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
908
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:35,209
- GOAT'S CHEESE
STUFFED IN [inaudible].
909
00:31:35,233 --> 00:31:36,576
- OH, YUM.
910
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,176
- AND THEN DEEP FRIED.
- I LOVE THAT. IT'S ITALIAN.
911
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,676
SO NOTHING'S FATTENING AT ALL.
912
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:42,176
WE CAN EAT WHATEVER WE WANT.
913
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,309
- DARLING, YOU ARE THE SIZE
OF A LITTLE TINY TOOTHPICK.
914
00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,280
YOU CAN EAT EVERYTHING.
- I CAN EAT WHATEVER I WANT.
915
00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:47,309
WHAT'S THAT?
916
00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:50,443
- IT'S NOT EDIBLE.
- OH.
917
00:31:50,467 --> 00:31:51,476
- HI.
918
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:54,142
- YOU GOT, LIKE, SUPER SKINNY.
919
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:57,076
LOOK AT HOW HOT YOU LOOK.
- REALLY? THANK YOU.
920
00:31:57,100 --> 00:31:58,976
YOU'RE SO CUTE.
- YOUR HAIR LOOKS AWESOME.
921
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,242
- THANK YOU.
- YEAH, IT DOES.
922
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:02,309
IT'S ALL HERS, TOO.
- YEAH, THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
923
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,443
I LIKE IT A LOT.
924
00:32:03,467 --> 00:32:05,142
- THANK YOU. I LIKE IT A LOT.
I LIKE IT A LOT.
925
00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:06,743
- THEY GOT THE...
THEY GOT THE GOOD HAIR GENES,
926
00:32:06,767 --> 00:32:08,076
THE RICHARDS GIRLS.
927
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:10,176
DID YOU HEAR?
- NO, I DIDN'T HEAR.
928
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:14,609
- I THREW WINE
IN EILEEN'S FACE LAST NIGHT.
929
00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,109
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I WAS DOING.
930
00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:17,209
I WAS, LIKE, I WAS, LIKE,
931
00:32:17,233 --> 00:32:18,648
TELLING HER ALL ABOUT...
WERE YOU TIPSY?
932
00:32:18,672 --> 00:32:20,276
- WE'D ALL HAD
A COUPLE GLASSES OF WINE,
933
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:21,743
BUT I APOLOGIZED.
934
00:32:21,767 --> 00:32:23,309
- BUT YOU KNEW.
- OKAY.
935
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:25,509
- I CRIED.
- "OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE NOT...
936
00:32:25,533 --> 00:32:27,579
- HE'S LIKE, "WHY?"
AND I'M LIKE, "FOR NO REASON."
937
00:32:27,603 --> 00:32:29,176
- SOMETIMES YOU DO THAT.
938
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,076
WHERE BRANDI IS AT TODAY, SHE'S
MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
939
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:33,409
SHE ACKNOWLEDGES HER...
940
00:32:33,433 --> 00:32:36,343
HER MISTAKES,
AND SHE SAYS, "I'M SORRY."
941
00:32:36,367 --> 00:32:39,109
YOU KNOW, SHE'S STILL BRANDI.
YOU KNOW?
942
00:32:39,133 --> 00:32:40,480
OKAY, BUT YOU SAID YOU'RE SORRY.
943
00:32:40,504 --> 00:32:43,476
[piano playing]
944
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:44,676
♪♪ ♪♪
945
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,430
- DINNER TIME.
946
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,409
- HI.
- HI. I'M KENNY.
947
00:32:51,433 --> 00:32:52,473
- BRANDI.
948
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,376
- OH, THANK YOU.
- THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
949
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,076
- DO YOU FIND THAT SOMETIMES
WHEN YOU LOOK AT SOMEBODY
950
00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:01,509
AND CAN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAME?
951
00:33:01,533 --> 00:33:03,580
- I DON'T KNOW, I'VE WATCHED
MY HUSBAND DO IT FOR 21 YEARS,
952
00:33:03,604 --> 00:33:04,746
AND HE NEVER KNOWS ANYONE,
953
00:33:04,770 --> 00:33:07,543
AND THEN RIGHT AS THEY
LEAVE, "WHO WAS THAT?"
954
00:33:07,567 --> 00:33:08,643
- YEAH.
- I GOT IT.
955
00:33:08,667 --> 00:33:11,076
- WHAT ABOUT OUR FRIENDS
DOWN AT THE END THERE?
956
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:13,376
- NIKKI.
- AND WHAT ABOUT HER HUSBAND?
957
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,009
- PAP... PAPAFACE.
958
00:33:15,033 --> 00:33:17,276
- NO. [laughs]
959
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:18,576
BABYFACE!
960
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,109
- PAPAFACE.
- BABYFACE.
961
00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:21,142
- I'M PAPAFACE.
962
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,142
HE'S BABYFACE.
963
00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:24,543
- I LOVE THAT.
964
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:26,443
- THOSE EARRINGS ARE GORGEOUS.
- THANK YOU.
965
00:33:26,467 --> 00:33:28,543
- OH, THANK YOU.
966
00:33:28,567 --> 00:33:30,009
- THEY'RE BOTH PRETTY.
967
00:33:30,033 --> 00:33:31,579
- AFTER TWO YEARS...
- UH-OH.
968
00:33:31,603 --> 00:33:32,976
- AFTER TWO YEARS OF NOT BEING...
969
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,109
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
970
00:33:34,133 --> 00:33:35,276
[glass ringing]
971
00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:36,409
- I LOVE HOW SHE
JUST GETS UP AND SPEAKS.
972
00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:37,710
- I THINK, EVERYBODY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY...
973
00:33:37,734 --> 00:33:40,609
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I LOST
MY VOICE FOR TWO YEARS.
974
00:33:40,633 --> 00:33:42,680
SO NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, I JUST
WANT TO TALK ALL THE TIME.
975
00:33:42,704 --> 00:33:44,142
- DO IT.
976
00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:47,242
- ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO
WELCOME EVERYBODY TO OUR HOME
977
00:33:47,266 --> 00:33:51,509
AND I WANTED TO SAY
I LOVE YOU TO YOU.
978
00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:53,380
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY STRENGTH
979
00:33:53,404 --> 00:33:56,976
IN TIMES THAT I
LOST MY STRENGTH.
980
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,309
I ADORE YOU, AND THANK YOU FOR,
981
00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:02,550
YOU KNOW, BEING NEXT TO ME
THROUGH THE HARDEST TWO YEARS
982
00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:03,576
OF MY LIFE.
983
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,609
ANYWAY, THANK YOU
FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT.
984
00:34:05,633 --> 00:34:10,309
EILEEN, I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE A TOAST TO YOUR EMMY.
985
00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:12,447
BECAUSE I AM JUST
SO PROUD OF YOU.
986
00:34:12,471 --> 00:34:13,576
- GO INTO CHARACTER.
987
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,343
- AND I LOVE, YOU KNOW.
- I'M JUST KIDDING.
988
00:34:15,367 --> 00:34:17,109
- YOU, BRANDI GLANVILLE,
YOU'RE IN TIME-OUT.
989
00:34:17,133 --> 00:34:18,209
- I'M SORRY.
990
00:34:18,233 --> 00:34:19,578
- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO TALK TONIGHT.
991
00:34:19,602 --> 00:34:20,577
- I'M SORRY.
- SHH.
992
00:34:20,601 --> 00:34:22,376
- I'M ARMED.
- ALL RIGHT.
993
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,309
- SO CHEERS TO YOU.
994
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:25,278
- THANK YOU.
- CHEERS.
995
00:34:25,302 --> 00:34:26,576
- OH, AND LISA.
- CHEERS TO YOU.
996
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,045
- OH, WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
- CHEERS.
997
00:34:28,069 --> 00:34:30,242
- I FORGOT TO SAY...
I FORGOT TO SAY CHEERS TO LISA
998
00:34:30,266 --> 00:34:32,009
ON YOUR OPENING OF PUMP.
999
00:34:32,033 --> 00:34:34,109
- OH, THANK YOU.
- YEAH.
1000
00:34:34,133 --> 00:34:35,580
- IT ALMOST KILLED ME,
BUT THANK YOU.
1001
00:34:35,604 --> 00:34:37,300
- NEXT TIME YOU INVITE US.
1002
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,070
- YES, YES.
1003
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:44,042
- I'M PROUD OF YOU.
1004
00:34:44,066 --> 00:34:45,276
I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
1005
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,309
- VERY GOOD. THANK YOU.
1006
00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:47,543
MOVING ON.
1007
00:34:47,567 --> 00:34:49,609
- MOVING ON.
1008
00:34:49,633 --> 00:34:52,710
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIGURE IT OUT
WHY I DIDN'T INVITE YOU.
1009
00:34:52,734 --> 00:34:54,543
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
1010
00:34:54,567 --> 00:34:56,076
- DO NOT TOUCH ME, KEN.
1011
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,509
- THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
LET'S GO.
1012
00:34:57,533 --> 00:34:58,743
- YOU ARE SO RUDE.
1013
00:34:58,767 --> 00:35:00,667
- OH, YOU'RE SO STUPID.
- YOU'RE DISRESPECTFUL.
1014
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,676
- IT'S ALWAYS ALL
ABOUT YOU, DARLING.
1015
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:07,042
- DID YOU GUYS HAVE
A NICE LUNCH, THE TWO OF YOU?
1016
00:35:07,066 --> 00:35:08,476
- WE DID.
I THOUGHT WE HAD A NICE LUNCH.
1017
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:11,176
- WE FIXED IT BETWEEN OURSELF.
- YEAH.
1018
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,543
- BUT I WANT TO HEAR.
1019
00:35:13,567 --> 00:35:15,076
- I THINK
THAT WE'RE MOVING FORWARD,
1020
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:16,276
AND WE'RE JUST TAKING IT SLOW.
1021
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:18,009
AND IT WAS GOOD.
- BUT REALLY SLOW, OKAY?
1022
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,979
- REALLY VERY, VERY SLOW.
- I'M SERIOUS.
1023
00:35:20,003 --> 00:35:22,476
- SHE CAN EASILY SEE, YOU GUYS
BOTH HAD STUFF GOING ON, SO.
1024
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,343
- YEAH.
NO, WE TALKED ABOUT BOTH A BIT.
1025
00:35:24,367 --> 00:35:26,109
- I'M JUST SAYING,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
1026
00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:27,680
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
IT'S JUST...
1027
00:35:27,704 --> 00:35:30,443
- WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT.
1028
00:35:30,467 --> 00:35:32,376
- I KNOW THAT BRANDI
WOULD LOVE FOR IT TO BLOW OVER
1029
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,076
AND EVERYTHING BE FINE AGAIN,
1030
00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:36,476
BUT LISA DOESN'T
OPERATE LIKE THAT.
1031
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:39,770
IT'S NOT GONNA BE, YOU KNOW,
DISMISSED SO QUICKLY.
1032
00:35:46,133 --> 00:35:47,680
- SO YOU PREFER WHITE WINE
OVER RED?
1033
00:35:47,704 --> 00:35:49,242
- I DO. YOU KNOW, I...
1034
00:35:49,266 --> 00:35:52,076
I LIKE RED WINE,
BUT IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE.
1035
00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:53,509
- IT'S... IT'S THE OPPOSITE
FOR ME.
1036
00:35:53,533 --> 00:35:56,309
WHITE WINE GIVES ME A HEADACHE.
1037
00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:58,309
- IT'S LIKE...
THEY CALL IT THE COUGAR DIET.
1038
00:35:58,333 --> 00:36:00,609
IT'S, LIKE,
WHITE WINE AND TABLOIDS.
1039
00:36:00,633 --> 00:36:01,976
- BRANDI?
1040
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,376
- YES, SIR.
- HE'S MARRIED.
1041
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,245
- I KNOW, TO THIS GORGEOUS
WOMAN RIGHT HERE...
1042
00:36:05,269 --> 00:36:06,676
- OKAY? YEAH.
- AND THEY'RE NEWLYWEDS.
1043
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:08,276
- JUST... JUST TELLING YOU.
1044
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,743
- I KNOW THAT.
1045
00:36:10,767 --> 00:36:12,142
OH, MY GOSH.
1046
00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:14,109
HOW BEAUTIFUL IS YOUR WIFE,
BY THE WAY?
1047
00:36:14,133 --> 00:36:15,176
- SHE'S AMAZING.
1048
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,145
- YOU'RE VERY LUCKY.
- THANK YOU.
1049
00:36:17,169 --> 00:36:20,743
- I DO FEEL, THOUGH,
BY THE WAY, LET ME SEE THE RING.
1050
00:36:20,767 --> 00:36:21,997
WE COULD GO BIGGER.
1051
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:27,245
- YOU CANNOT SAY THAT.
- YES, I CAN.
1052
00:36:27,269 --> 00:36:28,276
- NO, YOU CAN'T.
1053
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:31,276
I MEAN, THAT IS SO
EMASCULATING FOR A MAN,
1054
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:32,609
TO SAY THAT THE RING
1055
00:36:32,633 --> 00:36:35,009
HE'S BOUGHT HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE
ISN'T BIG ENOUGH.
1056
00:36:35,033 --> 00:36:36,750
I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE A MAN
TAKING HIS CLOTHES OFF
1057
00:36:36,774 --> 00:36:38,343
AND SAYING HIS PENIS
ISN'T BIG ENOUGH.
1058
00:36:38,367 --> 00:36:42,509
I'M SORRY, BUT IN YOUR OWN
WORDS, SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
1059
00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:44,980
- THIS IS WHAT I DO
WHEN I GET EMBARRASSED.
1060
00:36:45,004 --> 00:36:46,270
- OH, GOD.
1061
00:36:48,633 --> 00:36:50,550
- IT'S NOT ABOUT THE SIZE,
IT'S ABOUT THE LOVE.
1062
00:36:50,574 --> 00:36:51,710
- YES.
1063
00:36:51,734 --> 00:36:53,679
- SHE'S GONNA NEED ONE OF THESE,
BUT NOT NOW.
1064
00:36:53,703 --> 00:36:56,076
IF YOU'RE TOO YOUNG
AND YOU HAVE THIS GIANT ROCK,
1065
00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:57,570
THAT MEANS YOUR HUSBAND
IS CHEATING.
1066
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,209
- I THINK IT'S SOMETHING
BECAUSE OF SOME THINGS
1067
00:37:01,233 --> 00:37:03,109
THAT YOU'VE GONE THROUGH
THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY.
1068
00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:04,378
- RIGHT, NO, YEAH.
- BUT, UM...
1069
00:37:04,402 --> 00:37:05,377
- IT'S TRUE.
1070
00:37:05,401 --> 00:37:07,576
HE'S RIGHT. HE'S RIGHT.
1071
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,276
- LET'S DO S'MORES.
1072
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:10,630
- S'MORES.
1073
00:37:18,266 --> 00:37:19,243
ISN'T THAT NICE?
1074
00:37:19,267 --> 00:37:21,176
- YEAH.
1075
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,476
- ARE THERE MARSHMALLOWS
ON MY LIP?
1076
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,276
- YEAH.
- NO.
1077
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,142
- YEAH. [inaudible].
1078
00:37:26,166 --> 00:37:27,643
[all laugh]
1079
00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:29,509
- YES, YOU CAN, SWEETIE.
1080
00:37:29,533 --> 00:37:31,643
- YES, SWEETIE.
1081
00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:34,710
- I'M JUST GONNA FILL
IN WHEREVER I NEED BE.
1082
00:37:34,734 --> 00:37:36,281
- MY TURN FOR THE CHILDREN.
1083
00:37:36,305 --> 00:37:39,576
YOU CAN TAKE THE WHOLE...
1084
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,376
FASHION SHOW.
1085
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,176
- FASHION SHOW.
- FASHION SHOW. YES, GO.
1086
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,476
- WHOO!
1087
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,446
- YOLANDA IS AN AMAZING HOSTESS.
1088
00:37:47,470 --> 00:37:49,509
SHE JUST DOES IT
SO EFFORTLESSLY,
1089
00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:50,603
EVEN THOUGH SHE'S SICK.
1090
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,009
- OH!
- OH, YEAH, SHE'S BACK.
1091
00:37:54,033 --> 00:37:55,609
- WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOLANDA
AND HER STRENGTH
1092
00:37:55,633 --> 00:37:56,650
IS SHE PUTS IT BEHIND HER,
1093
00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:58,609
AND SHE JUST POWERS THROUGH IT.
1094
00:37:58,633 --> 00:38:02,747
- I THINK I MADE IT PRETTY GOOD.
IT'S A LITTLE BIT BURNT THERE.
1095
00:38:02,771 --> 00:38:05,176
- YOU'RE SO [bleep] SEXY.
- THANK YOU.
1096
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,747
- IT'S RIDICULOUS.
- I'VE WATCHED... SHE...
1097
00:38:07,771 --> 00:38:11,076
I'VE WATCHED BOTH OF YOU GUYS
FOR SO MANY YEARS,
1098
00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:13,242
AND SO IT WAS SO WEIRD FOR ME.
IT WAS LIKE...
1099
00:38:13,266 --> 00:38:15,543
- YOU'RE WALKING THE LINE OF
BEING A CRAZY, LIKE, WEIRDO FAN.
1100
00:38:15,567 --> 00:38:16,676
- I KIND OF TELEPORTED INTO...
1101
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:18,509
NO, IT'S TRUE.
- NO, SHE'S NOT, THOUGH.
1102
00:38:18,533 --> 00:38:20,179
- NO, BUT I KIND OF TELEPORTED
1103
00:38:20,203 --> 00:38:22,276
INTO A DAYS
OF OUR LIVES SITUATION.
1104
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,376
- BRANDI, YOU'RE
KIND OF [bleep] CRAZY.
1105
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,509
- AND CHEERS TO THAT.
1106
00:38:26,533 --> 00:38:28,109
[laughs]
1107
00:38:28,133 --> 00:38:29,242
I TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT,
1108
00:38:29,266 --> 00:38:30,543
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO BE LIKE ANYONE ELSE.
1109
00:38:30,567 --> 00:38:31,509
I WANT TO BE ME.
1110
00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:33,009
I'M [inaudible]. - NO.
1111
00:38:33,033 --> 00:38:34,509
- YOU'RE VERY MAD.
- I'M DONE WITH YOU.
1112
00:38:34,533 --> 00:38:36,248
- OH, YOU'RE DONE WITH ME?
- I'M DONE WITH YOU.
1113
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,309
- NO, YOU'RE NOT DONE WITH ME.
1114
00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:38,976
NOT YET.
1115
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,376
YOLANDA.
1116
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,176
OKAY.
1117
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,176
- YOLANDA, KICK HER ASS.
1118
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,509
- NO, I'M NOT DOING
ANYTHING BAD.
1119
00:38:49,533 --> 00:38:51,679
- WONDER WOMAN IS COMING
TO GET YOU.
1120
00:38:51,703 --> 00:38:53,009
- GO BACK WITH THE GIRLS.
1121
00:38:53,033 --> 00:38:53,750
COME ON.
1122
00:38:53,774 --> 00:38:56,543
[both laughing]
1123
00:38:56,567 --> 00:38:59,609
- TELL ME REALLY, DID YOU
REALLY, LIKE, EVERYTHING'S FINE?
1124
00:38:59,633 --> 00:39:01,443
- YES.
- OKAY.
1125
00:39:01,467 --> 00:39:02,976
- ABSOLUTELY. 100%.
1126
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,476
- 'CAUSE SHE'S CRAZY.
1127
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,076
SHE'S CRAZY.
1128
00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,447
- I DON'T KNOW.
I FEEL BAD FOR HER.
1129
00:39:07,471 --> 00:39:09,309
- I LIKE HER, BUT SHE'S NUTS.
1130
00:39:09,333 --> 00:39:11,680
- AND, LIKE, SHE SAYS, "DID YOU
HAVE TO GET SOMEBODY TO HIT ME?"
1131
00:39:11,704 --> 00:39:13,409
I'M LIKE... SHE GOES,
"I LOVE YOU GUYS.
1132
00:39:13,433 --> 00:39:14,548
I'M JUST A BIG FAN." - I KNOW.
1133
00:39:14,572 --> 00:39:16,242
IT'S LIKE A LITTLE GIRL,
A VERY NEEDY GIRL.
1134
00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,543
- BUT SHE'S, LIKE,
THREE YEARS OLD.
1135
00:39:17,567 --> 00:39:18,710
- I KNOW.
1136
00:39:18,734 --> 00:39:19,979
- AND I WANT TO,
LIKE, TAKE CARE OF HER...
1137
00:39:20,003 --> 00:39:21,409
- LIKE, HOW CAN YOU
BE MAD AND ANGRY?
1138
00:39:21,433 --> 00:39:23,480
- BUT I ALSO WANT TO [bleep]
SPANK HER AT THE SAME TIME.
1139
00:39:23,504 --> 00:39:27,409
SHE WANTS A REACTION WHEN SHE
SAYS ALL THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW?
1140
00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:29,179
- YEAH, SHE DOES.
SHE WANTS ATTENTION.
1141
00:39:29,203 --> 00:39:31,147
CLEARLY, IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
- SHE WANTS ATTENTION.
1142
00:39:31,171 --> 00:39:37,409
WHAT I SEE IS THIS WOUNDED
LITTLE GIRL INSIDE OF BRANDI.
1143
00:39:37,433 --> 00:39:39,179
- I'M BRINGING HER
TO LIVE WITH ME.
1144
00:39:39,203 --> 00:39:40,576
WE'RE GONNA GO LESBIAN.
1145
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,710
- NO ONE DRINKS THAT MUCH
IF THEY'RE HAPPY.
1146
00:39:43,734 --> 00:39:45,309
- I'M SURPRISED
SHE'S NOT AN ACTRESS.
1147
00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:46,710
SHE'S, LIKE,
NEUROTIC ENOUGH TO BE ONE.
1148
00:39:46,734 --> 00:39:49,042
- OH, SHE'S MORE THAN NEUROTIC
ENOUGH TO BE AN ACTRESS.
1149
00:39:49,066 --> 00:39:51,076
- OH, I DON'T WANT TO BE MEAN,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
1150
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:52,676
- THAT'S WHY YOU WON AN EMMY.
1151
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:55,142
- THANK YOU, BITCH.
1152
00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:56,743
- WHACKO.
1153
00:39:56,767 --> 00:39:58,443
- COMING UP...
1154
00:39:58,467 --> 00:39:59,543
- WHY DID YOU DO IT LIKE THIS,
1155
00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:01,767
LIKE YOU WERE
FINGER-BANGING YOUR WIFE?
1156
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:07,109
- I THINK WE'RE GONNA DO
A LITTLE MUSIC WITH THE PIANO.
1157
00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:08,578
WHEN KENNY AND I
TOURED A COUPLE YEARS AGO,
1158
00:40:08,602 --> 00:40:10,710
WE FELL INTO THIS THING WHERE WE
WOULD GO TO THE AUDIENCE,
1159
00:40:10,734 --> 00:40:14,151
AND WE'D GET THEM TO SAY
ANY KIND OF RANDOM THOUGHT,
1160
00:40:14,175 --> 00:40:16,076
LIKE, "I LOVE POLICEMEN,"
1161
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:17,147
"I HATE MY WIFE,"
1162
00:40:17,171 --> 00:40:18,476
"I HATE MONDAYS,"
1163
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,343
"I LOVE SATURDAY AFTERNOON."
1164
00:40:20,367 --> 00:40:22,044
WHATEVER YOU COULD IMAGINE.
1165
00:40:22,068 --> 00:40:24,076
GIVE ME A TITLE, ANYBODY.
1166
00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:29,209
- I LOVE MY LIFE.
- CAN YOU HANDLE THAT?
1167
00:40:29,233 --> 00:40:31,079
- I LOVE MY LIFE.
- I LOVE MY LIFE.
1168
00:40:31,103 --> 00:40:33,309
IT'S GOT TO BE
A SEXY SLOW JAM, THOUGH.
1169
00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:35,209
- YEAH, IT'S GOT
TO BE VERY SEXY AND ROMANTIC.
1170
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,209
- I LOVE MY LIFE.
1171
00:40:37,233 --> 00:40:38,280
- WHY DID YOU DO IT LIKE THIS,
1172
00:40:38,304 --> 00:40:41,443
LIKE YOU WERE
FINGER-BANGING YOUR WIFE?
1173
00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:43,276
- WHY DID YOU RUIN
A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT?
1174
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:45,076
WHAT IS THAT...
DON'T RUIN A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT.
1175
00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:46,176
- NO, HE SAID, I LOVE MY LIFE,
1176
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,145
AND HE WENT LIKE THAT.
1177
00:40:47,169 --> 00:40:48,209
I'M IN TIME OUT. I FORGOT.
1178
00:40:48,233 --> 00:40:50,209
- YOU ARE IN TIME OUT.
- I APOLOGIZE.
1179
00:40:50,233 --> 00:40:51,609
- I THINK WE JUST
BLEW THE MOMENT, HUH?
1180
00:40:51,633 --> 00:40:54,747
- IF THAT'S NOT SOME WHITE
TRASH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
1181
00:40:54,771 --> 00:40:56,643
- NO ONE WAS THINKING
ABOUT THAT.
1182
00:40:56,667 --> 00:40:58,109
- SO FREAKING WEIRD.
- ALL RIGHT.
1183
00:40:58,133 --> 00:40:59,309
- I... I APOLOGIZE.
1184
00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:00,509
- I LOVE MY LIFE?
1185
00:41:00,533 --> 00:41:03,743
- I LOVE MY LIFE.
- AND FINGER BANGING, OKAY.
1186
00:41:03,767 --> 00:41:05,044
- CAN YOU PUT THAT IN THE SONG?
1187
00:41:05,068 --> 00:41:06,209
I LIKE IT. I WOULD LOVE...
1188
00:41:06,233 --> 00:41:07,976
I WOULD DIE FOR THAT.
1189
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,476
- ALL RIGHT.
- HERE WE GO.
1190
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,643
[jazzy piano playing]
1191
00:41:12,667 --> 00:41:14,509
[laughs]
1192
00:41:14,533 --> 00:41:16,576
[all laughing]
1193
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,476
THIS IS GONNA GET GREAT.
1194
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:24,376
- ♪♪ I LOVE BEING IN L.A. ♪♪
1195
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:28,543
♪♪ THIS IS TRUE ♪♪
1196
00:41:28,567 --> 00:41:31,643
♪♪ BRANDI LIKES
FINGER BANGING ♪♪
1197
00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:33,343
[all laughing]
1198
00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:35,676
- THIS DOESN'T SOUND
VERY ROMANTIC TO ME.
1199
00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:38,276
ISN'T THERE A SWEETER WORD
IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
1200
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:41,409
FOR THAT ACTIVITY?
1201
00:41:41,433 --> 00:41:44,276
- ♪♪ I JUST LOVE MY LIFE ♪♪
1202
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:47,209
- AH, YEAH.
1203
00:41:47,233 --> 00:41:51,676
- ♪♪ I LOVE MY LIFE, YES ♪♪
1204
00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:54,242
all: ♪♪ I LOVE MY LIFE ♪♪
1205
00:41:54,266 --> 00:41:56,409
- ♪♪ OHH ♪♪
1206
00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:59,142
all: ♪♪ I LOVE MY LIFE. ♪♪
1207
00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:01,309
- ♪♪ WON'T YOU SING IT
LIKE YOU MEAN IT? ♪♪
1208
00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:03,443
♪♪ I LOVE ♪♪
1209
00:42:03,467 --> 00:42:06,276
♪♪ FINGER BANGING ♪♪
1210
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:10,443
♪♪ I LOVE MY LIFE ♪♪
1211
00:42:10,467 --> 00:42:15,076
- WHOO! [cheers and applause]
1212
00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:16,543
- LOVE YOU.
1213
00:42:16,567 --> 00:42:18,409
- WHOO!
1214
00:42:18,433 --> 00:42:21,376
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
1215
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,576
- I DON'T HAVE
PROOF OF INSURANCE
1216
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,676
ON MY OTHER CAR, EITHER.
1217
00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:25,245
- WELL, WHY WOULD YOU
DRIVE IT UP HERE?
1218
00:42:25,269 --> 00:42:27,109
- IT'S JUST ONE DAY.
- THAT IS SO IRRESPONSIBLE.
1219
00:42:27,133 --> 00:42:29,443
HE NEEDS TO STEP UP HIS GAME.
1220
00:42:29,467 --> 00:42:32,609
- EDDIE IS ASKING
FOR CHILD SUPPORT
1221
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:35,047
AND SPOUSAL SUPPORT THAT
HE SAYS HE OVERPAID.
1222
00:42:35,071 --> 00:42:36,676
- I'D RATHER HONESTLY
JUST GO TO COURT.
1223
00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:38,346
- I'M SORRY, YOU'RE
JUST THIS LITTLE KID
1224
00:42:38,370 --> 00:42:39,443
WITH YOUR LITTLE SURFBOARD,
1225
00:42:39,467 --> 00:42:41,309
AND NOW HERE YOU
ARE GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE.
1226
00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:42,710
ONE BY ONE, YOU WATCH THEM GO,
1227
00:42:42,734 --> 00:42:45,279
AND THE HOUSE
GETS QUIETER AND QUIETER.
1228
00:42:45,303 --> 00:42:48,446
- IT WASN'T A GOOD MISTAKE,
BUT YOU CAN STILL TRUST ME.
1229
00:42:48,470 --> 00:42:51,476
- SHE KNOWS THAT THERE IS
NO SECOND CHANCE IN THIS.
1230
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:52,646
- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
1231
00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:54,409
HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE SO MUCH FUN HERE.
1232
00:42:54,433 --> 00:42:55,609
THE WHOLE DYNAMIC
1233
00:42:55,633 --> 00:42:58,009
OF OUR HOME CHANGES
1234
00:42:58,033 --> 00:42:59,473
WITH EACH CHILD THAT LEAVES.
1235
00:43:02,233 --> 00:43:05,773
- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE
HOUSEWIVES, GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
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