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(rock music playing)
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"Look at the way the sun"
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"Makes 'em play"
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"How can you
leave them alone?"
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"They're on the sand
with B-9 in hand"
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"Caressing the places unknown"
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"Let me tell you I know a place"
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"Gonna put a smile
on your face"
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"They got the tan lines
on the skin"
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"Watch 'em rub it in"
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"Rub it in"
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"Can you see the hardbodies?"
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"They mean what they say"
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"There ain't nobody"
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"Standing in my way"
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"See the hardbodies
do whatever they please"
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"And everybody dropping
to their knees"
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"I don't mind"
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"Second to none,
breaking out the big guns"
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"Waxed up and ready to roll"
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"As they go by"
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"All the boys wink an eye"
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"Then simply lose all control"
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"Let me tell you I know a place"
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"Gonna make a blind man
lead the chase"
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"Close as you can get
to perfection"
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"So take a look
in their direction"
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"Can you see
the hardbodies?"
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"They mean what they say"
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"There ain't nobody"
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"Standing in their way"
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"See the hardbodies
do whatever they please"
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"And everybody,
get down on your knees"
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"I don't mind,
I don't mind"
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"Get the boys together
and we'll stand in line"
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"We like to watch you slide"
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"Baby, you can bet"
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"You and me ain't never seen
the best of it yet"
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"Get a load of this"
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"Get on on over here"
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"Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer"
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- "For hardbodies, hardbodies"
- "Hardbodies"
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"Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer"
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- "For hardbodies, hardbodies"
- "Hardbodies"
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"Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer"
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"For hardbodies."
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(man and woman moaning)
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- Woman: Scotty.
- (both panting)
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That wasn't too bad.
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It was bad,
and you know it.
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I got a short memory.
How about refreshing it?
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- Scotty.
- (knocking on door)
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(knocking continuing)
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- Every day.
- We're not here, man!
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Why don't you get that?
I'm going to the bathroom.
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- (knocking continues)
- Man, perfect timing.
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I'm coming. Hold your jets.
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(wincing) Damn!
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Hey, what's the story?
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You're history here, deadbeat.
That's the story.
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Adios. Your eviction notice.
Signed, sealed, delivered in person.
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- You're gone.
- What am I, two months behind?
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Three months. Today's the first,
numbnuts. Goodbye.
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- Hey, but wait...
- Not buts. No waits. You're gone.
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- Adios. So long.
- Oh, man.
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- So what was that all about?
- Nothing. It's handled.
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Okay.
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- Well, what's the rush?
- Well, it's after 9:00.
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You know my sister...
married a worrywart.
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You rush off like this,
I'm gonna feel used, you know?
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- Scotty!
- Not just a one-night stand, am I?
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- No! Three or four nights, okay?
- Okay.
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You've heard
of eggs Benedict, right?
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Wait'll you taste eggs Scotty.
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All righty,
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special sauce.
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That's gross, Scotty.
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Do you have any OJ?
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Oh, Scotty.
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It's a science project.
It's for the landlord.
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That is gross.
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So how do you like
your eggs?
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Is over easy okay?
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(rock music playing)
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- Rag, I'm hurting, dude.
- What?
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- I said I'm hurting, dude.
- Can't hear you, dude.
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Turn the music down.
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(volume decreases)
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I said I'm broke.
You got that hundred bucks I lent you?
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I'm on empty, dude.
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- Why? You getting hassled?
- My landlord wants his rent.
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I think he keeps
his dick in his wallet.
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Bummer.
Hey, let's run a scam.
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No, dude, no scams.
I'm sick of scams.
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What? The kid?
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Stick scammin'
jammin' Scotty Palmer? No way!
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No, I hate to cop to it, buddy,
but the thrill is gone.
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- Hey, Scotty, Rag!
- Scotty!
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(shouting)
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All right!
Baby!
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- So out with it, dude.
- No, dude. No, dude.
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How'd it go with Kristi last night?
Come on.
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You mean you actually went back
with Scotty to his dump.
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I can't believe it.
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So what happened?
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Ragger, a gentleman does
not discuss these things.
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- Yeah, but surfers do.
- (laughing)
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My lips are sealed.
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I bet they weren't last night.
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What happened last night
was like... oh, man.
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I can't even put it
into words. It was like...
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Incredible.
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...wow.
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I felt like I was
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going to explode!
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Kaboom!
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Oh, Scotty!
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(moaning)
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Mmm, God.
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Ooh, you're so...
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"Hey, wait a minute"
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"Isn't that my Lynette?"
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"With that stiff Leroy
in his red Corvette?"
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(men laughing)
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(barking)
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Worms, you horny mutt,
get over here.
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Come on!
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Come on, boy.
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Come here.
Good boy, you little slut.
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Good boy.
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That's a good boy.
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(yelping)
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(screams)
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Get off the towel!
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Give me my top!
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Come on, dog, give it to me.
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Dang it.
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Good boy. Good boy, Worms.
Good boy, Worms.
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Here's your treat.
Here's your reward.
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Hey, creep,
get your fleabag off the beach.
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Yeah, and give me back
my top, dog meat.
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Sure thing, lover girl.
I'll even help you put it on.
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I'll tie the straps.
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- Scotty, help!
- Scotty!
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Quick, you guys!
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Excuse me. You're gonna
have to move on down the beach.
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- This area's quarantined.
- Who says so?
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I'm Scotty Palmer, pal.
I'm head of the geek patrol.
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Now you got a license
to be geeking on this part of the beach?
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Look, this is our beach.
We live here.
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We don't mind sharing with you.
Just don't upset the ladies, okay?
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Tell me, dipshit,
who's gonna stop me?
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(laughing)
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My friend Rag here,
he's multilingual.
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He's flipping you off
in 48 languages.
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I hope you know karate.
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That's one dead mother.
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Stop! That thing hurts!
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(screams)
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Oh my God.
You guys got balls.
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I can't believe you knocked
down the Gonads' bikes.
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What, you're saying
the Gonads are assholes?
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I can't believe you guys!
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Your ass is grass, smiley!
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Yeah, my ass
is grass, huh?
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Come on, let's go!
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Later, dudes.
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Now have I ever steered you wrong?
I'm telling you.
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Kimber has got the hots for you.
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He's so gross. No way.
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I don't know.
I think he's kind of cute.
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Come on, buddy.
You gotta make your move.
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She's stuck up, dude.
She thinks I'm a scuzz.
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Forget it.
He's a scuzz, Kristi, no way.
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You're a hero now, man.
You saved her.
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Be Scottifitous, buddy.
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- Listen, girls...
- He's such a scuzz.
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...we got a serious
morale problem.
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You know, my brave buddy Rag, he's
not feeling very good about himself.
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- He's just being realistic, Scott.
- Oh, be realistic, Kimber.
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Fuck your friend, okay?
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(girls squealing)
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You are so cute!
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I love your bod.
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Did you see that?
Those two great-looking girls
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with that ugly guy?
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This could be
my kind of beach.
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Rounder, did I tell you,
man, huh?
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Come on, the most beautiful girls
in the world are right here.
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When you're right, you're right.
Am I right?
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I don't know how I let you
perverts talk me into this.
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Ashman, come on,
what kind of attitude is that?
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You're not wussing out
on us, are you?
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No, Hunter, it's just all these nubiles
make me feel like an old fucker.
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- You are an old fucker.
- So are you. So am I. So what?
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Look, we spent years getting our
businesses to run the way we want 'em
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so we could come and do this.
This is the perfect time to do this.
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Yeah, well, I've seen more
than one old bull blow out his balls
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and his brains
at the same time.
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That's definitely giving it
your best shot.
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- (imitates bull mooing)
- (imitates gunshot)
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Let's go!
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(tires squealing)
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Gentlemen, I know
you'll love this place.
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We call this our divorcee special.
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Hey, baby, hey hey.
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Good thing our ex-wives
didn't get here first.
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Four bedrooms...
one with a waterbed
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and three
with extra firm mattresses.
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That's a real comfort to me,
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suffering as I do
from a herniated lower lumbar.
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Really?
How'd that happen?
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What's Ash suffering from?
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- A bent wanger.
- Bent wanger? Bummer.
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Well, dip my skinny.
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Is this great?
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I can't wait to see Barnes'
and the guys from the club's faces
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when they see this.
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00:12:06,825 --> 00:12:10,261
Hey, Hunter, we agreed, man...
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no business cronies.
This thing's strictly for pleasure.
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You're right.
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- We'll take it.
- Great.
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Let's go sign the lease.
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Party party party party!
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"When I'm on the beach"
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"Where I belong, yeah!"
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(vocalizes)
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Hunter:
Nuh-uh-uh. That one.
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With the tongue?
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Trust me. That's you.
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Okay, floozy patrol
on the beach in a half-hour.
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Be there or be square.
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I think I'm just gonna
hang around here
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and kind of straighten things out
a little bit.
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Yeah, there's only one thing
I wanna get straightened out.
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Come on, Ashman,
we're all going.
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- Hi.
- Greetings. I saw you guys move in.
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I thought you might
like a little help.
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00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:16,327
I don't think so, but thanks.
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00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:18,454
What about your cars?
You want me to detail them for you?
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Chicks around here,
they really like 'em looking good.
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Okay, great, go ahead.
Detail 'em.
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All right.
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What's detailed?
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I don't know,
but chicks love it.
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(girls speaking indistinctly)
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- Hey, great car.
- Really!
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It belong to your old man?
249
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:47,958
You kidding?
This is my car.
250
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,858
- You wish. You wish.
- You wish.
251
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,056
No shit.
It's my house too, right here.
252
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,564
- Oh, right.
- Really?
253
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,693
And I'm Miss America.
254
00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,532
No, I swear to God.
I inherited it.
255
00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,798
Both: Really?
256
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:02,807
My folks were anthropologists.
About a year ago they got killed
257
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,399
on a field trip to New Guinea.
258
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,741
- Oh, God, that...
- Really?
259
00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:08,746
They got ambushed
by headhunters.
260
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:11,510
You mean like...
(mimics cutting)
261
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:14,178
- Yeah.
- Girls: Eww!
262
00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:16,187
Yeah, it messed me up
real bad for a while.
263
00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:19,679
Yeah, ever since I haven't been able
to have any kind of sexual relations.
264
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,352
No sex.
265
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:24,157
Giving head doesn't sound like
very much fun anymore.
266
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,892
Liar!
267
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,866
Well...
268
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:32,064
maybe we can help you out.
269
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:34,334
"No one ever done me"
270
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,773
"Done me like she does"
271
00:14:36,808 --> 00:14:39,538
"I gotta have some
of your love"
272
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,205
"Losin' it..."
273
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:43,578
- (bell rings)
- Hi.
274
00:14:43,615 --> 00:14:45,606
Hi.
275
00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:48,786
(vocalizes)
276
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:51,755
(bell rings)
277
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,758
I like ringing your bell.
278
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,259
Most guys do.
279
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,285
Right on.
280
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:01,595
I just rented
the hippest house on the beach.
281
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,828
I got some bitchen cars, too.
282
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,234
You wanna party?
283
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:06,965
What do you have in mind?
284
00:15:07,005 --> 00:15:08,802
Whatever turns you on...
285
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,207
a little wine,
Jacuz-arooski,
286
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,711
sex.
287
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:18,678
How much are you gonna pay me?
288
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:21,379
You're kidding.
(laughs)
289
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,411
I don't pay for sex.
290
00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,825
And I don't fuck fossils for free.
291
00:15:27,859 --> 00:15:29,451
"Ooh, sweet little girl"
292
00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:31,962
"I can't get enough of you"
293
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:34,932
"Ooh, sweet little girl"
294
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,595
"I can't get enough of you"
295
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,298
"Mmm! Little girl"
296
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,603
"I can't get enough"
297
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:45,542
"Oh!"
298
00:15:49,314 --> 00:15:50,781
Jogging's fun, isn't it?
299
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,841
Especially alone.
300
00:15:54,152 --> 00:15:56,643
I usually jog 10 miles
in the morning,
301
00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:58,485
10 at night.
302
00:15:58,523 --> 00:16:01,083
You must be in great shape.
303
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:05,119
I'm a marathon runner.
World class.
304
00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:08,360
You wanna race to the pier?
305
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,958
Okay.
306
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,232
You wanna bet on it?
307
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:15,501
Sure. What do you wanna bet?
308
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,475
If you beat me, eat me.
309
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,637
"Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!"
310
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,375
"Ooh, yeah!
Ooh, yeah!"
311
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:25,144
"Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!"
312
00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:28,550
"Ooh, yeah!
Ooh, yeah!"
313
00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:33,282
"Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!"
314
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,293
"Ooh, yeah!
Ooh, yeah!"
315
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,057
"Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!"
316
00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:40,587
"Ooh, yeah!
Ooh, yeah!"
317
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,600
- (wheezes)
- You all right?
318
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,499
I'm fine. I'm fine.
319
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:48,495
Just trying to give you
a little lead. A little...
320
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,974
"East, west,
coast to coast"
321
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,773
"Tearing it up
in a weekend bar"
322
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,905
"Smile for the camera, boy..."
323
00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:01,717
Boys, the pond was dry
324
00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:04,187
or I'm using
the wrong kind of bait.
325
00:17:04,222 --> 00:17:06,884
Yeah, I landed
a tight little blonde.
326
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,359
Had to throw her back.
She was jailbait.
327
00:17:09,394 --> 00:17:11,658
Good.
No jailbait.
328
00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:14,187
- Agreed?
- Both: Agreed.
329
00:17:14,232 --> 00:17:17,065
- How old was she?
- 15.
330
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:20,629
15? I have underwear
15 years old.
331
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,374
- (car approaching)
- Hey, wait a minute.
332
00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:28,038
That sounds like my car.
333
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,910
That was so much fun!
334
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,852
Oh, God, we gotta do it again.
335
00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:38,048
Yes, when are we gonna
go up in your plane, huh?
336
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,718
I don't know. Maybe next week.
I should have my Lear jet by then.
337
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:44,160
That was so much fun. I was so scared
when you were going around.
338
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:47,029
- Shh.
- When you get a chance,
339
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:49,465
we'd like to have a word
with you, please.
340
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,401
I'll see you guys.
I gotta run.
341
00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:53,961
No, one more ride.
- My neighbor needs some advice.
342
00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:56,030
When Scotty Palmer talks...
343
00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,338
- Girls: Bullshit walks!
- Okay.
344
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:03,770
- God, Scotty.
- Bye, Scotty.
345
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,094
Hey, listen, guys,
about the car.
346
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,726
I just took it for a little spin
to blow off the water spots.
347
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,394
- Of course.
- And the girls,
348
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,666
they were there
to buff the upholstery, right?
349
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,367
You know that thing
is like a magnet
350
00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:31,068
for hardbodies.
351
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,406
Hardbodies?
352
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,968
What's a hardbody?
353
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,674
Hardbodies. You know,
the little foxes down on the beach.
354
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:38,910
Scotty, you mind if I ask you
a personal question?
355
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,440
Sure, shoot.
356
00:18:40,485 --> 00:18:42,817
How did you manage
to pick up all those girls?
357
00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:45,186
I didn't pick them up.
I dialogued them.
358
00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:46,952
Dialogued them?
359
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,960
Yeah, I gave them
a little dose of the old BBD.
360
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:52,054
- BBD?
- That's not like herpes, is it?
361
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:56,033
BBD...
it's the bigger and better deal.
362
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,558
You guys don't get it,
do you?
363
00:18:58,603 --> 00:19:01,003
These chicks are locals.
364
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,007
They want
something better out of life.
365
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,975
That's a faster car,
366
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,602
a richer boyfriend.
367
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,670
Hotter action,
that's the BBD.
368
00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:10,237
Oh, that's great.
369
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:14,150
Scotty, could you teach
someone like us
370
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,746
to dialogue girls
the way you do?
371
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:19,484
It's easy.
Any slob can dialogue a girl.
372
00:19:19,524 --> 00:19:22,357
- Then teach me.
- Look, I'm not a pimp, okay?
373
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,988
Come on, Scotty.
Nobody said you were a pimp.
374
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:27,624
We don't want you to pimp for us.
All we want you to do is teach us how
375
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,156
to get girls for ourselves.
376
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:32,728
I don't know, guys.
Sounds kind of lame.
377
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:36,036
Speaking of bigger
and better deals,
378
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,235
how would you like
to live here
379
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:40,369
in this house?
380
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,346
It's the best house on the beach.
381
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:44,109
Drive our cars
whenever you want?
382
00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:47,050
Live in luxury,
like a king of the beach.
383
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,747
Are you guys fags?
384
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,949
Yeah, I'm the Queen of France,
385
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,220
and these are
the D'Angelo sisters.
386
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,727
Come on, Scotty.
We're perfectly straight, man.
387
00:19:56,761 --> 00:19:59,059
That's the problem.
We're too straight.
388
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,395
All we're interested in
are hardbodies,
389
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,401
and we want you to teach us
how to get them.
390
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,403
To dialogue 'em.
391
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:06,904
And BBD 'em.
392
00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:09,736
And for that, you get the run
of the house for as long as you like.
393
00:20:09,774 --> 00:20:12,072
I don't know.
394
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,374
It just doesn't sound solid to me.
395
00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:17,438
We might be willing to pay you.
396
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:21,350
You're making me sound
like a pimp again.
397
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,081
How much?
398
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:26,750
Let's say $500 a month
walking around money.
399
00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:28,656
I think I could walk
a lot with $750.
400
00:20:28,693 --> 00:20:30,854
$500 is tops.
401
00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:33,329
I don't know, guys.
It sounds kind of sleazy.
402
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,128
But I'll tell you what...
403
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,135
I will sleep on it
and get back to you tomorrow.
404
00:20:39,971 --> 00:20:42,201
Scotty.
405
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,867
Sweet dreams.
406
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:50,304
(tires screeching)
407
00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:56,283
Man.
408
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:08,693
(grunts)
409
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:17,833
- (dog snarling)
- (Scotty screams)
410
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,412
(mimics barking)
411
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,680
(laughing)
412
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,079
Man:
So long, numbnuts.
413
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,903
Read this.
414
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:54,434
- Hey!
- You ate.
415
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:57,039
(tapping)
416
00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:00,908
Hey, guys, I got great news.
417
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:02,715
I thought
about this thing all night.
418
00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,915
I decided I'm gonna
help you guys out
419
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:06,719
and for only $600 a month.
420
00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,817
$600?
421
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,350
I sensed a strong aura
of need around here,
422
00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:13,455
and what can I say?
I'm a giving type of guy.
423
00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:17,791
- You've got yourself a deal.
- All right.
424
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,703
So when do we start?
425
00:22:22,073 --> 00:22:24,803
We already have.
426
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,368
Get out of here.
427
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:32,343
Excuse me, little darling.
428
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:35,581
How'd you like to go suck down
a couple of cold beers?
429
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:38,145
Piss off, schmuck.
430
00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:40,714
(laughing)
431
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,226
See that, Ash?
432
00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:44,990
No matter how mellow
it comes out, it's still a line.
433
00:22:45,029 --> 00:22:46,997
These chicks are black and blue
from getting hit by lines.
434
00:22:47,031 --> 00:22:49,727
- You gotta give 'em something fresh.
- Like what, buddy?
435
00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:53,169
The dialogue. The whole purpose
is to throw them off-guard.
436
00:22:53,204 --> 00:22:55,195
I think it's time I gave you guys
a little demonstration.
437
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,674
- Hunter: All right, let's go.
- Okay, come on.
438
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,472
What's the matter, boys?
439
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,877
Don't you find me attractive?
440
00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:15,626
Are you okay?
441
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:18,629
Yeah, I'm okay. I was just watching
this incredible-looking blonde skate.
442
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:21,530
I wasn't looking what l... I...
443
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,866
Oh, God, wow.
444
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:35,038
Oh, you're the good... you're...
445
00:23:35,079 --> 00:23:37,070
I am really embarrassed.
446
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:39,242
I can't believe
I just said all that.
447
00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:40,808
- I am really embarrassed.
- You were really watching me
448
00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:42,877
- when you tripped?
- I started watching you
449
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,355
all the way up the beach
over there.
450
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:47,915
You are absolutely beautiful.
451
00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:50,052
You're a model, right?
452
00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:51,493
No, I wanna be,
453
00:23:51,529 --> 00:23:54,089
but right now
I'm just waiting tables for a living.
454
00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:56,828
You are waiting tables.
455
00:23:56,868 --> 00:24:00,497
Well, listen, we are having
a party on Saturday night
456
00:24:00,538 --> 00:24:04,167
and practically every modeling agent
in this city is gonna be there.
457
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,268
And I bet you
they'd love to meet you.
458
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:09,075
Really? That sounds great.
459
00:24:09,113 --> 00:24:12,014
- Look, I'm Scotty Palmer.
- I'm Angie.
460
00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,540
Listen, the address
461
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:16,110
is 202 Ocean Way, okay?
462
00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:18,588
These are my friends,
by the way.
463
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:20,591
They're gonna be there.
I'm gonna be there.
464
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,253
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you for being so beautiful.
465
00:24:23,294 --> 00:24:25,455
- See you Saturday.
- Saturday.
466
00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:28,489
Bye, guys. Bye.
467
00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:35,897
- Scotty: You're up, big buddy.
- Rounder: Me?
468
00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:37,908
- You.
- What do I do?
469
00:24:37,942 --> 00:24:39,807
- Just go for it.
- Go for it.
470
00:24:39,844 --> 00:24:42,711
- Go for it. Just like I did.
- Like you did.
471
00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:52,951
- (bell rings)
- (screams)
472
00:24:58,296 --> 00:25:02,062
Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm,
but an "F" for technique.
473
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:05,102
- How about a "J" for jerkoff?
- (guys laughing)
474
00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:08,105
You know what? I think it's time I took
you guys to the ultimate place
475
00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:09,572
for meeting women...
476
00:25:09,607 --> 00:25:12,007
a hidden valley
of hardbodies.
477
00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:14,034
And the only thing you need
to know to gain entry
478
00:25:14,078 --> 00:25:15,670
are the secret passwords...
479
00:25:15,713 --> 00:25:18,238
"Let's go shopping."
480
00:25:20,251 --> 00:25:23,914
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Feast your eyes, guys.
481
00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:26,219
They're alone.
They're off-guard.
482
00:25:26,257 --> 00:25:29,658
These chicks are ready
to be dialogued.
483
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:33,061
Look at you guys...
dumpy, frumpy and lumpy.
484
00:25:33,097 --> 00:25:35,759
We've gotta do something
about the way you guys look.
485
00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:42,365
Mr. Ashby, you're next.
486
00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:45,308
Hey, son, I'd as soon have
an inch cut off my dick
487
00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:46,970
than get my hair cut here.
488
00:25:47,011 --> 00:25:49,309
Whatever turns you on, Tex.
489
00:25:51,783 --> 00:25:53,876
"Somebody's getting
you down"
490
00:25:53,918 --> 00:25:57,354
"Well, you know,
it's just how things go"
491
00:25:57,388 --> 00:26:01,119
"Get up,
your Saturday night"
492
00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:04,424
"Where you'll know
you'll be all right, girl"
493
00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:08,057
"Well, you don't know
what you're doing without"
494
00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:11,432
"Well, let me show you
what I'm talking about"
495
00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:16,369
"I see the boys on the block"
496
00:26:16,407 --> 00:26:19,865
"And they ask me
where you're at, girl"
497
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,374
"I say you're wasting
your time"
498
00:26:23,414 --> 00:26:26,850
"Better get on up
to bat, girl"
499
00:26:26,884 --> 00:26:28,818
"Well, you don't know"
500
00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,411
"What we're talking about"
501
00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:32,320
"And I don't know"
502
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,757
"But we'll figure it out"
503
00:26:36,327 --> 00:26:38,056
"And I keep wanting to say"
504
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:40,564
"Hello hello hello!"
505
00:26:40,598 --> 00:26:42,589
"Come on
and step in my ride"
506
00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:45,728
"We'll go downtown
and dance away"
507
00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:51,232
- "Hello hello hello!"
- (chanting)
508
00:26:51,275 --> 00:26:52,902
"We're gonna make it all right"
509
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,970
- "Hey, girl, you've got it anyway..."
- All: Break!
510
00:27:02,186 --> 00:27:04,677
"He gives you all
of his lines"
511
00:27:04,722 --> 00:27:08,055
"Makes you think
he's some big actor"
512
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:11,558
"Meanwhile,
he's running around"
513
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:14,087
"And you know just what
he's after"
514
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,965
"Well, he don't know"
515
00:27:17,001 --> 00:27:20,027
"What you're really about,
let him go"
516
00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:23,234
"And let him figure it out"
517
00:27:24,609 --> 00:27:26,941
"Don't waste your time
by the phone"
518
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:30,812
"Come on, grab your shoes
and hat, girl"
519
00:27:30,848 --> 00:27:34,045
"Go show the boys
on the block"
520
00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:37,179
"Just exactly
where you're at, girl"
521
00:27:37,221 --> 00:27:40,748
"'Cause you don't show
what you're thinking about"
522
00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:44,523
"Hey, girl, you know
that it's gonna work out"
523
00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:48,464
"Yeah! And I keep on saying"
524
00:27:48,499 --> 00:27:50,990
"Hello hello hello!"
525
00:27:51,035 --> 00:27:53,162
"Come on
and step in my ride"
526
00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:56,901
"We'll go downtown
and dance away"
527
00:27:58,776 --> 00:28:01,244
"Hello hello hello!"
528
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:03,474
"We're gonna make it all right"
529
00:28:03,514 --> 00:28:08,247
"Hey, girl,
you've got it anyway"
530
00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:11,653
"Don't gotta make
no obligation"
531
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,919
"Just gotta get
the situation"
532
00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:17,291
"Get it over and over"
533
00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:19,262
"And over and over"
534
00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:21,857
"Hello hello hello!"
535
00:28:21,899 --> 00:28:24,026
"Come on
and step in my ride"
536
00:28:24,068 --> 00:28:27,037
"We'll go downtown
and get away."
537
00:28:27,071 --> 00:28:28,595
(shouts)
538
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:33,074
All right!
539
00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:34,908
Yes, Lord!
540
00:28:35,913 --> 00:28:39,110
(rock music playing)
541
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,489
- Hi, there.
- Hi.
542
00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:48,356
- How's the house working out?
- Great. Having a ball.
543
00:28:48,392 --> 00:28:51,691
I bet. How's the hunt
for hardbodies going?
544
00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:55,130
You know, it's the thrill of the chase.
We're not taking it serious or anything.
545
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:57,964
Big Kahuna
to Southern Comfort.
546
00:28:58,002 --> 00:29:00,129
You read me,
Southern Comfort? Come on.
547
00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:02,264
Loud and clear,
Big Kahuna.
548
00:29:02,306 --> 00:29:04,604
There's a hot little hardbody
heading your way right now.
549
00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:07,440
Why don't you intercept her
and show her no mercy?
550
00:29:07,478 --> 00:29:10,242
Roger, Big Kahuna. Out.
551
00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:12,408
Southern Comfort.
Is that your handle?
552
00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:13,781
Yeah.
553
00:29:13,818 --> 00:29:17,618
I'm a little aged,
but I go down smooth.
554
00:29:17,655 --> 00:29:20,453
Hey, Lana, watch this.
555
00:29:20,491 --> 00:29:22,391
Neat, huh?
556
00:29:22,426 --> 00:29:25,554
Will you tell Kristi
that I came by to say hello?
557
00:29:25,596 --> 00:29:27,120
Sure thing, Candy.
558
00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:29,156
Thanks. Bye.
559
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,134
Bye.
560
00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:36,967
(giggling)
561
00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:44,476
(wincing)
562
00:29:44,515 --> 00:29:48,007
(laughing)
563
00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:49,849
Is that any way to treat
the men in your lives?
564
00:29:49,887 --> 00:29:51,684
We're only paying you back.
565
00:29:51,722 --> 00:29:53,815
- Rag: Paying us back for what?
- Tell him.
566
00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:57,055
We have been hit on
over five times today
567
00:29:57,094 --> 00:29:59,255
by your stupid geek squad.
568
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:02,289
Yeah, Scotty,
how's the pimp biz?
569
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,528
Hey, now that is unfair, okay?
That's below the belt.
570
00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:06,537
Really? Word down
on the beach is
571
00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:08,903
you've moved in
with a bunch of sex geezers.
572
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:12,307
They might be old, ugly and horny,
but actually they're very nice guys.
573
00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:13,901
Hard-ups with hard-ons.
574
00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,936
There's a lot of that going around.
575
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:17,447
Listen, I need to talk
to Kristi for a minute.
576
00:30:17,481 --> 00:30:19,745
- We'll be right back.
- I'll wait out here.
577
00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:21,718
I'll keep Kimberly company.
578
00:30:21,752 --> 00:30:23,549
I'm not lonely, Rag.
579
00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:26,386
But I am.
580
00:30:26,424 --> 00:30:28,517
- What's the big deal?
- You'll see.
581
00:30:28,559 --> 00:30:30,459
- Brewski?
- No, thanks.
582
00:30:30,494 --> 00:30:32,359
I'm watching my figure.
583
00:30:32,396 --> 00:30:34,387
Yeah, me too.
584
00:30:39,136 --> 00:30:41,127
This room is all mine.
585
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,800
- Can you stand it?
- Just barely.
586
00:30:43,841 --> 00:30:45,399
What are all those knobs for?
587
00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:47,240
Scotty: I don't know.
588
00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:49,143
You mean you haven't
used them yet?
589
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,670
Nuh-uh.
590
00:30:52,416 --> 00:30:54,543
Let's see.
This is the master.
591
00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:58,484
And this.
592
00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:08,390
Whoa!
593
00:31:08,432 --> 00:31:11,492
Ho-ho!
594
00:31:11,535 --> 00:31:13,833
And now for some
ocean motion.
595
00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:16,965
(water gurgling)
596
00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:21,002
Oh, too cool!
597
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,411
Perfect wave right
in my own room.
598
00:31:23,447 --> 00:31:25,915
And now
for some atmosphere.
599
00:31:27,084 --> 00:31:29,348
(disco music playing)
600
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:32,618
Oh, far fucking out.
601
00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:34,557
The best is yet to come.
602
00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:37,618
Slow this thing down a little bit.
I'm starting to get seasick.
603
00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:39,391
Now, Scotty,
604
00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:42,957
get ready for the big bang.
605
00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:05,047
How do you know
about all this stuff?
606
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,523
Hey, you've been around.
I've been around.
607
00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,116
And who with?
608
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,152
- (laughing)
- What's so funny?
609
00:32:13,397 --> 00:32:15,763
My sister.
610
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,893
Yeah, Lana,
she rents this place out.
611
00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:21,268
I've been here lots of times.
612
00:32:21,305 --> 00:32:23,865
Is everything turned on now?
613
00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:26,172
Everything is now.
614
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,713
(vocalizing)
615
00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:47,356
"You called your friends
and they're coming on over"
616
00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:50,299
"The party is on,
the party's on!"
617
00:32:50,334 --> 00:32:53,735
"We might get crazy,
but we won't get sober"
618
00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:57,002
"The party is on,
the party's on!"
619
00:32:57,041 --> 00:33:00,135
"Well, you can bet your life"
620
00:33:00,177 --> 00:33:02,441
"And you'd better watch your wife"
621
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,416
"And we'll be feeling all right"
622
00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:09,749
"Yeah, the party's on tonight"
623
00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:14,914
"Well, we're gonna party
till the day after, baby"
624
00:33:14,959 --> 00:33:18,258
"The party is on,
the party's on!"
625
00:33:18,295 --> 00:33:21,458
"The girls I know
will drive you crazy"
626
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:24,627
"The party is on,
the party's on!"
627
00:33:24,668 --> 00:33:27,967
"Well,
you can bet your life"
628
00:33:28,005 --> 00:33:30,235
"Nobody will be
walking right"
629
00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:34,142
"And we'll be
feeling all right"
630
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:39,206
"Yeah, the party's on tonight!"
631
00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:46,948
- Hi.
- Heart attack.
632
00:33:46,991 --> 00:33:49,653
- Heart attack, my ass.
- With pleasure.
633
00:33:49,693 --> 00:33:52,662
Hey, Rag, got a party about to happen,
dude. Where's the band?
634
00:33:52,696 --> 00:33:54,323
Bad news, dude.
They just called.
635
00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:56,663
They're playing
a bar mitzvah in Encino.
636
00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:59,601
Well, dude, we need a band.
What are we gonna do?
637
00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:04,072
Wait a second. I got it.
638
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:05,905
What?
Where are you going?
639
00:34:09,413 --> 00:34:11,347
(rock music playing)
640
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,476
"Yeah yeah!"
641
00:34:14,518 --> 00:34:16,645
"He's got the body"
642
00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,382
"Yeah yeah!"
643
00:34:18,422 --> 00:34:21,550
"Computer madness"
644
00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:23,287
"He'll pull the plug"
645
00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:26,194
"Computer madness"
646
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:28,698
"He'll pull the plug"
647
00:34:28,732 --> 00:34:30,632
"Computer madness"
648
00:34:30,668 --> 00:34:33,034
"Computer
madness"
649
00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:35,300
"Computer madness"
650
00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:37,899
"Computer
madness."
651
00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:40,308
Hello.
652
00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:42,778
I hope you're not here
to complain about the noise.
653
00:34:42,813 --> 00:34:45,782
No way.
You guys, you're awesome.
654
00:34:45,816 --> 00:34:47,443
Thanks.
655
00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:49,612
What record company
you guys record for?
656
00:34:49,653 --> 00:34:51,951
We don't have a label.
657
00:34:51,989 --> 00:34:55,152
- We can't even get a gig.
- (drum roll)
658
00:34:55,192 --> 00:34:57,319
Well, you know what, girls?
659
00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:59,556
I got a feeling something's
right around the corner.
660
00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:01,895
- Band: Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
661
00:35:01,932 --> 00:35:04,059
(rock music playing)
662
00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:22,550
"By the phone"
663
00:35:22,586 --> 00:35:24,451
"All alone"
664
00:35:24,488 --> 00:35:26,479
"Will he call?"
665
00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:28,253
"Or will he stall?"
666
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,487
"You want some fun?"
667
00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:32,860
"Another one"
668
00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:35,024
"String that bait"
669
00:35:35,065 --> 00:35:37,397
"While you wait"
670
00:35:37,434 --> 00:35:40,995
"Don't you feel bad about it?"
671
00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:44,804
"You just can't live without him"
672
00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:47,106
"Maria"
673
00:35:47,144 --> 00:35:49,203
"When will you"
674
00:35:49,246 --> 00:35:51,441
"Be by his side?"
675
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,450
"By his side?"
676
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:57,147
"Maria, when will you"
677
00:35:57,188 --> 00:36:01,921
"Be satisfied?
Be satisfied?"
678
00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:09,695
"Maria, when will you"
679
00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:12,725
"Be by his side?"
680
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:14,897
"By his side?"
681
00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:17,066
"Maria"
682
00:36:17,107 --> 00:36:21,373
"When will you be satisfied?"
683
00:36:21,412 --> 00:36:23,380
"Be satisfied?"
684
00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:25,541
"Maria"
685
00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:27,676
"When will you"
686
00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:29,652
"Be by his side?"
687
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,848
"By his side?"
688
00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:33,413
"Maria..."
689
00:36:33,457 --> 00:36:35,152
Thank you.
690
00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:42,055
Thank you. All right.
691
00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:44,431
We'd like to dedicate
this next number
692
00:36:44,468 --> 00:36:47,301
to our new manager,
Mr. Party himself...
693
00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:49,568
Scotty Palmer!
694
00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:52,735
All right, man, right on!
695
00:36:52,776 --> 00:36:54,573
I didn't know
you manage bands.
696
00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:57,376
Stick around, baby.
Surprise is my middle name.
697
00:36:57,414 --> 00:37:00,212
What's the name?
698
00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:02,549
The band, what's the name?
699
00:37:02,586 --> 00:37:03,951
Diaper Rash.
700
00:37:03,988 --> 00:37:07,947
That sucks. Change the name,
call me tomorrow. We'll have lunch.
701
00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:10,688
"Be with you"
702
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,253
- "They want to be with me"
- "They want to be with you"
703
00:37:13,297 --> 00:37:15,231
"They want to be with me"
704
00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:19,168
- "They want to be with you"
- "They want to be with me..."
705
00:37:19,203 --> 00:37:21,467
- Howdy.
- Howdy.
706
00:37:21,505 --> 00:37:23,234
I'm Carlton Ashby.
707
00:37:23,274 --> 00:37:25,742
Cool name. I'm Michelle.
708
00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:28,404
Michelle, what do you do?
709
00:37:28,445 --> 00:37:32,040
Well, that all depends
on who I'm with.
710
00:37:32,082 --> 00:37:34,312
No, I mean
what kind of work do you do?
711
00:37:34,351 --> 00:37:37,582
I teach aerobics.
How about you, Carlton?
712
00:37:37,621 --> 00:37:39,350
Fertilizer's my game.
713
00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:41,551
I own a manure factory in Texas.
714
00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,992
- You mean like...
- Cow shit.
715
00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:46,394
(laughing)
716
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:48,489
100% grade "A"
717
00:37:48,532 --> 00:37:50,329
finger-licking good pasture patties
718
00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:51,994
to sprinkle on your rose bushes.
719
00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:55,597
I love it. Mom always used
to warn me about bullshit artists,
720
00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:58,836
but she never told me how
to handle a cowshit king.
721
00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:02,141
Speaking of good shit...
722
00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:04,477
- I can't believe it.
- Oh, my dress.
723
00:38:04,515 --> 00:38:06,506
It's ruined.
It'll never come out.
724
00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:09,041
You know what?
If you soak that right away,
725
00:38:09,086 --> 00:38:11,577
- there's a chance.
- But I'll have to take it off.
726
00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:13,647
- Ricki...
- Nicki.
727
00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:16,159
Nicki, of course.
Look, the bathroom's right over there.
728
00:38:16,193 --> 00:38:17,387
Okay, thanks.
729
00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:20,022
Listen, Nicki,
I am really sorry, okay?
730
00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:22,032
I feel like such a klutz.
I can't believe it.
731
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:24,626
We were talking
and someone pushed me.
732
00:38:24,668 --> 00:38:26,067
I don't even know
how it happened.
733
00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:28,628
That's okay.
You've been really sweet.
734
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:42,016
Robert E Lee.
735
00:38:42,052 --> 00:38:44,020
Ma'am?
736
00:38:44,054 --> 00:38:46,045
You remind me
of Robert E Lee.
737
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,558
I like to nickname my men
before I fuck them.
738
00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:50,992
Just like that?
739
00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:53,189
Whatever became of romance?
740
00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:55,596
(Southern accent)
Why, Ashby darling,
741
00:38:55,632 --> 00:38:58,624
you want romance?
Read a novel.
742
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,433
(normal voice)
You want me?
743
00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:03,406
I'm upstairs.
744
00:39:19,456 --> 00:39:22,687
- (gasps)
- Party time! Ba-ba!
745
00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:27,694
You creep!
You totally lied to me.
746
00:39:27,731 --> 00:39:29,926
Hold on a second.
Hey, what did I do?
747
00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:32,299
You said there would be
modeling agents here.
748
00:39:32,336 --> 00:39:34,201
Gee, no, you must have got here
right after they left.
749
00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,001
Bullshit!
That was just a line.
750
00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:38,337
No, it's true, really.
Look, I got an idea.
751
00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:40,343
Why don't we go upstairs
and take some pictures?
752
00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:42,845
Then I could send them to the agents.
They're all my good friends.
753
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,313
- Yeah.
- Oh, really?
754
00:39:44,348 --> 00:39:46,077
- Really.
- No, really.
755
00:39:46,116 --> 00:39:48,243
Come on, let's go.
756
00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:51,049
Modeling agents? Scotty.
757
00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:56,756
How about just right over there
by the bed? That'll be good.
758
00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:59,024
I'm not taking my clothes off.
759
00:39:59,062 --> 00:40:00,620
No no no. Just a face shot.
760
00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:03,064
I know what I'm doing.
761
00:40:04,601 --> 00:40:06,432
The lens cap is on.
762
00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:10,099
- Huh?
- The lens cap.
763
00:40:16,613 --> 00:40:18,444
Hey, what's going on in here?
764
00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:20,245
Taking pictures
for a modeling agency.
765
00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:22,218
Yeah? Will you take a few of me?
766
00:40:22,252 --> 00:40:24,220
Sure. The more the merrier.
767
00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:30,325
Hey, is this the modeling agency
that's taking pictures?
768
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,260
- Mm-hmm.
- Can I join?
769
00:40:32,296 --> 00:40:34,287
Mm-hmm.
770
00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:48,501
Come on,
take some more of me.
771
00:40:48,545 --> 00:40:50,445
- Over here!
- Me!
772
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:56,008
So how's that
photographer doing?
773
00:40:56,053 --> 00:40:57,577
Great. He's already
taken a hundred pictures.
774
00:40:57,621 --> 00:41:00,647
- He hasn't reloaded once.
- Really?
775
00:41:00,691 --> 00:41:02,158
Ooh, great picture.
776
00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:05,025
I've got a great body, too.
777
00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:08,259
That's nothing.
My body is better.
778
00:41:20,244 --> 00:41:22,508
"Computer madness"
779
00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:25,515
"Yeah yeah!"
780
00:41:25,549 --> 00:41:27,278
"He's got the body"
781
00:41:27,317 --> 00:41:30,013
"Yeah yeah!"
782
00:41:30,053 --> 00:41:31,953
"Computer madness"
783
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:35,015
"He'll pull the plug"
784
00:41:35,058 --> 00:41:36,286
"Computer madness"
785
00:41:36,326 --> 00:41:40,126
"He'll pull the plug"
786
00:41:40,163 --> 00:41:42,097
"Computer madness"
787
00:41:42,132 --> 00:41:44,600
"Computer
madness"
788
00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:46,603
"Computer madness"
789
00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:48,434
"Computer
madness..."
790
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:54,743
- Hey, Kristi.
- That's disgusting.
791
00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:57,008
I can't believe you could
stand there and watch.
792
00:41:57,047 --> 00:41:59,015
And you really think
it's funny, don't you?
793
00:41:59,049 --> 00:42:00,949
Kristi, nobody's getting hurt.
It's just a yuck.
794
00:42:00,984 --> 00:42:02,383
(gong bongs)
795
00:42:02,419 --> 00:42:04,979
(imitating Tarzan's yell)
796
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:14,186
And what's that?
Another yuck?
797
00:42:14,231 --> 00:42:16,358
It must be something
chemical when you turn 30.
798
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,061
Well, I don't think it's funny.
799
00:42:18,101 --> 00:42:21,730
I think all these guys are jerks,
and I don't want to be around them.
800
00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:24,070
Kristi.
801
00:42:26,143 --> 00:42:28,577
Hey, come on, don't go.
802
00:42:28,612 --> 00:42:30,477
I was kind of hoping we were
gonna spend the night together.
803
00:42:30,514 --> 00:42:33,347
Why? So that you could
get up afterwards
804
00:42:33,383 --> 00:42:36,216
and do your Tarzan imitation, too?
805
00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:38,346
No, thanks, Scotty.
806
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,976
(yells)
807
00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:03,377
(coughs)
808
00:43:03,413 --> 00:43:06,610
(yelling)
809
00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:18,656
Ash, Ash!
810
00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:22,992
- (blows raspberries)
- Oh, God!
811
00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:25,399
- Morning.
- Good morning.
812
00:43:25,435 --> 00:43:27,062
What time is it?
813
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:29,265
0600.
814
00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:30,830
Oh, 6:00.
815
00:43:30,874 --> 00:43:33,707
Come on,
time to rise and shine.
816
00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:36,440
I'm more likely
to stoop and puke.
817
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,278
My liver's staging
a major coup d'�tat.
818
00:43:39,316 --> 00:43:42,649
Come on!
It's a perfect day for a marathon.
819
00:43:42,686 --> 00:43:44,779
First we'll make love,
820
00:43:44,821 --> 00:43:46,345
then we'll go for a jog
821
00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:48,119
and then we can come back
and make love again
822
00:43:48,158 --> 00:43:50,285
till we bounce off the walls.
(shrieking)
823
00:43:54,698 --> 00:43:56,928
(sighs)
824
00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:14,774
Good morning.
825
00:44:20,223 --> 00:44:21,690
What's the matter
with Rounder?
826
00:44:21,725 --> 00:44:23,386
He spend the night
with Candy last night.
827
00:44:23,427 --> 00:44:24,451
So?
828
00:44:26,463 --> 00:44:30,058
Good morning, fellas.
Get your rocks off last night?
829
00:44:32,536 --> 00:44:34,470
What did she do,
bite his wanger off?
830
00:44:34,504 --> 00:44:36,734
No, he's got a case of blue balls...
you know, love nuts.
831
00:44:36,773 --> 00:44:38,138
Get out of here.
832
00:44:39,376 --> 00:44:42,140
Can anyone think
of something good
833
00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:44,409
for breakfast?
834
00:44:46,249 --> 00:44:48,217
She's a real space module, buddy.
835
00:44:48,251 --> 00:44:50,481
On the beach,
we call her "Candy Wrapper."
836
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,885
Candy Wrapper?
837
00:44:51,922 --> 00:44:54,117
Yeah, she melts in your ear,
not in your hand.
838
00:44:54,157 --> 00:44:56,853
She talks sex nonstop.
She won't put out.
839
00:45:10,674 --> 00:45:13,370
Oh! Excuse me, I...
840
00:45:13,410 --> 00:45:14,900
(giggles)
841
00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:30,556
Come on, you wuss!
Let's do five more miles!
842
00:45:30,594 --> 00:45:32,562
Go ahead,
I'll catch up with you.
843
00:45:34,664 --> 00:45:37,690
Congratulations.
I see you made your big score.
844
00:45:37,734 --> 00:45:39,497
- Yeah.
- Enjoying yourself?
845
00:45:39,536 --> 00:45:43,370
Yeah, Michelle's a spunky little filly.
Keeps me off my can.
846
00:45:43,406 --> 00:45:45,670
You look a little tired.
847
00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:48,303
Well, you know what they say...
848
00:45:48,345 --> 00:45:50,813
no pain, no gain.
849
00:45:50,847 --> 00:45:52,974
Well, you'd better start pumping
'cause your little filly's
850
00:45:53,016 --> 00:45:55,007
- halfway around the track.
- Oh God.
851
00:45:55,051 --> 00:45:56,882
- See you around.
- All right.
852
00:46:00,490 --> 00:46:02,321
('80s pop music playing)
853
00:46:19,009 --> 00:46:21,375
Come on, come on.
Tuck it in, tuck it in.
854
00:46:21,411 --> 00:46:23,106
Tuck it in.
Straighten that back now.
855
00:46:23,146 --> 00:46:25,410
Straighten that back.
Looking good, looking good.
856
00:46:25,448 --> 00:46:27,541
Come on, Mickey.
What are you, a sissy?
857
00:46:27,584 --> 00:46:29,609
That's only 50 lbs.
Push it, girl.
858
00:46:29,653 --> 00:46:31,245
Push it, come on.
859
00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,880
Come on. Come on.
860
00:46:32,923 --> 00:46:34,891
Hey, I love ya.
861
00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:36,586
20 more, go gobble some protein.
862
00:46:36,626 --> 00:46:38,150
- Oh! Mr. Manager.
- Rocco.
863
00:46:38,195 --> 00:46:40,789
Hey, I like your girls.
They sound good, they look good.
864
00:46:40,831 --> 00:46:43,561
Tell me, do they screw good?
(laughs)
865
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,795
Now don't tell me...
I like ladies with mystery.
866
00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:48,236
Hey Rocco, I got
a new name for the band.
867
00:46:48,271 --> 00:46:50,136
Yeah, good, 'cause
that other name...
868
00:46:50,173 --> 00:46:51,902
"Diarrhea," whatever...
made me sick
869
00:46:51,942 --> 00:46:53,637
and I'm not what you'd call
a queasy kind of guy.
870
00:46:53,677 --> 00:46:55,474
Hardbodies.
871
00:46:55,512 --> 00:46:57,002
Hardbodies?
872
00:46:57,047 --> 00:47:00,608
Yeah, it means the perfect
little foxes down on the beach.
873
00:47:00,650 --> 00:47:02,914
Yeah, l... I like it.
874
00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:05,649
Listen, that goes with my concept.
875
00:47:05,689 --> 00:47:08,783
I want to promote your band
and my bodybuilders on one ticket.
876
00:47:08,825 --> 00:47:11,055
- That sounds different.
- Definitely.
877
00:47:11,094 --> 00:47:14,120
Hey, shit, it's a marriage
made in fucking heaven.
878
00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:16,655
Listen, guys are sick
of wimpy broads.
879
00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:19,430
Look at these hamstrings,
these gluteus maximus,
880
00:47:19,469 --> 00:47:23,166
the spinal erectus...
this is the body of the '80s.
881
00:47:23,206 --> 00:47:24,764
So what do you say, kid?
882
00:47:24,808 --> 00:47:26,332
We stage an exhibition
on the beach,
883
00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:27,934
Hardbody Spectacular?
884
00:47:32,716 --> 00:47:34,980
- All right.
- (laughing)
885
00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:36,508
- Okay.
- Now, listen,
886
00:47:36,553 --> 00:47:38,817
bring your friends around tonight
and we'll party here, huh?
887
00:47:38,855 --> 00:47:40,982
Beer, wine, booze, pizza...
all on Rocco.
888
00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:42,616
Listen, kiddo, I always treat
889
00:47:42,659 --> 00:47:45,787
my business partners right.
890
00:47:45,829 --> 00:47:48,059
May God rest their souls.
891
00:47:52,068 --> 00:47:54,195
Kimberly, which one
do you think I should wear?
892
00:47:54,237 --> 00:47:57,206
The pink one.
Scotty said we should wear our best.
893
00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:59,765
Yeah, well, I really don't think
I feel like going out with Scotty
894
00:47:59,809 --> 00:48:01,367
after what happened
at the party.
895
00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:03,572
- Yes, you do.
- (rock music playing)
896
00:48:03,613 --> 00:48:05,638
You know you got
the hots for him.
897
00:48:05,682 --> 00:48:07,912
I'm the one making
the sacrifice.
898
00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:09,919
I have to go out with Rag!
899
00:48:09,953 --> 00:48:12,751
- Oh, Rag, you're so...
- All right!
900
00:48:12,789 --> 00:48:14,347
"Do you love me?
Do you love me?"
901
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:16,382
"Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me?"
902
00:48:16,426 --> 00:48:17,950
(both scream)
903
00:48:17,994 --> 00:48:19,791
"Tell me, tell me, tell me"
904
00:48:19,829 --> 00:48:21,763
"Do you really love me?"
905
00:48:21,798 --> 00:48:25,598
(giggling)
"Mr. Cool Mystery..."
906
00:48:25,635 --> 00:48:27,694
What are you doing?
907
00:48:27,737 --> 00:48:29,500
Why do guys like boobs?
908
00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:31,734
Why do guys like boobs?
I don't know why guys like boobs.
909
00:48:31,775 --> 00:48:34,107
But they sure go crazy trying
to get at 'em though, don't they?
910
00:48:34,144 --> 00:48:36,044
Yeah, but they don't do anything.
911
00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:37,944
They just lie there.
912
00:48:37,981 --> 00:48:40,279
(laughing)
913
00:48:40,317 --> 00:48:42,547
I know why they like 'em.
914
00:48:42,585 --> 00:48:44,177
'Cause they don't have 'em.
915
00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:46,620
(laughing)
916
00:48:46,656 --> 00:48:49,489
Come here, okay,
can you imagine Rag
917
00:48:49,526 --> 00:48:52,222
in a set of double-D...
918
00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:54,526
(both chattering, laughing)
919
00:49:00,303 --> 00:49:01,793
Hey dude, are you for real?
920
00:49:01,838 --> 00:49:03,533
Fuckin'-A right, girl.
921
00:49:03,573 --> 00:49:05,131
Not too bad for starters, Scotty.
922
00:49:05,175 --> 00:49:06,938
The best is yet to come.
923
00:49:08,611 --> 00:49:11,978
- Oh my God!
- (shouting, laughing)
924
00:49:12,015 --> 00:49:14,313
Oh God, you guys.
925
00:49:14,351 --> 00:49:16,046
- Come on, guys, get in.
- This is unbelievable!
926
00:49:18,855 --> 00:49:20,720
Ooh, champagne!
927
00:49:20,757 --> 00:49:22,554
- What are we drinking to?
- Tonight, we drink
928
00:49:22,592 --> 00:49:24,321
to the finest things in life.
929
00:49:24,361 --> 00:49:25,919
What are those things?
930
00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:27,759
- Fast cars.
- Fast women.
931
00:49:27,797 --> 00:49:30,231
- Fast food.
- (all laughing)
932
00:49:30,266 --> 00:49:32,325
Rag, the window!
933
00:49:32,369 --> 00:49:34,166
- Oh!
- All right!
934
00:49:34,204 --> 00:49:35,796
Pop that baby open!
935
00:49:35,839 --> 00:49:38,171
- Whoo!
- (all shouting, hooting)
936
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:39,766
- (pops)
- Whoo!
937
00:49:39,809 --> 00:49:41,674
('80s pop music playing)
938
00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:53,983
"Night time's the right time"
939
00:49:54,024 --> 00:49:56,492
"For making it work on the street"
940
00:50:00,063 --> 00:50:01,758
"Thrown in the corner"
941
00:50:01,798 --> 00:50:04,164
"You just don't know
who you might meet"
942
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,691
"Hey"
943
00:50:06,736 --> 00:50:08,829
"Rocking behind..."
944
00:50:08,872 --> 00:50:10,931
Yeah!
(laughing)
945
00:50:10,974 --> 00:50:13,272
Whoo! Yee-haw!
946
00:50:14,310 --> 00:50:16,608
"For giving up the ride"
947
00:50:16,646 --> 00:50:19,638
"It's satisfaction, all right"
948
00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:22,515
"All right..."
949
00:50:26,856 --> 00:50:28,824
- (coughs)
- (laughs)
950
00:50:30,627 --> 00:50:33,494
"Came to this place
with a smile on my face"
951
00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:35,327
"And desire"
952
00:50:37,867 --> 00:50:41,098
"Walk through the door
and then out on the floor"
953
00:50:41,137 --> 00:50:43,162
"With the fire"
954
00:50:44,874 --> 00:50:46,933
"Always play it cool, ooh"
955
00:50:46,976 --> 00:50:48,500
"I'm no fool"
956
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,137
"But I must confess..."
957
00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:54,274
Nice dress.
"She's got me hot and cold"
958
00:50:54,317 --> 00:50:56,581
"Now I'm sold"
959
00:50:56,619 --> 00:50:58,382
"When things look that good"
960
00:50:58,421 --> 00:51:00,355
"Her name up in lights"
961
00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:03,325
"She's a woman in motion"
962
00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:06,620
"Causing commotion"
963
00:51:08,364 --> 00:51:10,730
"I've got the notion"
964
00:51:10,767 --> 00:51:14,703
"Huh! She's squeezing an ocean"
965
00:51:14,737 --> 00:51:18,002
"Let me see
a woman in motion"
966
00:51:18,041 --> 00:51:19,975
"Woman in motion"
967
00:51:20,009 --> 00:51:23,172
"Causing commotion,
causing commotion"
968
00:51:23,213 --> 00:51:26,205
- (screams)
- "I've got the notion"
969
00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:28,979
- "Say what?"
- "She's a woman in motion"
970
00:51:29,018 --> 00:51:31,486
(grunts)
971
00:51:31,521 --> 00:51:33,751
(laughs)
972
00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:36,348
Hey!
973
00:51:40,463 --> 00:51:42,556
(screaming)
974
00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:48,431
Ride 'em, cowboy!
975
00:51:48,471 --> 00:51:50,962
(squealing)
976
00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:03,950
You've got to admit,
they're not such bad guys after all.
977
00:52:04,988 --> 00:52:08,048
But I'd rather be alone with you!
978
00:52:08,091 --> 00:52:11,549
('80s pop music playing)
"Baby, don't try to talk light"
979
00:52:11,594 --> 00:52:14,256
"Blame it on these arms
that held you tight"
980
00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:17,289
"Blame it on these hands
that touched your skin"
981
00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:20,063
"Blame it on the heart
that loves to sin"
982
00:52:20,103 --> 00:52:22,037
"Blame it on this man"
983
00:52:22,071 --> 00:52:23,629
"I'll take 'em down"
984
00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:27,967
"Blame it on me"
985
00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:31,674
"I feel no shame"
986
00:52:31,714 --> 00:52:33,238
"I did it"
987
00:52:33,283 --> 00:52:34,910
"And I'm glad"
988
00:52:34,951 --> 00:52:37,784
"I did it, 'cause I'm a man"
989
00:52:37,820 --> 00:52:39,310
"I did it"
990
00:52:39,355 --> 00:52:40,788
"And I'm glad"
991
00:52:40,823 --> 00:52:43,587
"So don't look at me
like I'm so bad..."
992
00:52:45,195 --> 00:52:49,097
- (whistles)
- That's 10 big weenies and cheese...
993
00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:52,157
10 large fries,
994
00:52:52,202 --> 00:52:54,227
10 large colas
995
00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:56,101
and 10 apple turnovers.
996
00:52:57,140 --> 00:52:59,370
- Anything else I can get you?
- Yeah, what's your name?
997
00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:02,970
- Dede.
- We'll have one fresh Dede to go.
998
00:53:03,012 --> 00:53:04,980
I wish. I don't get off till 2:00.
999
00:53:05,014 --> 00:53:07,107
Hey, come on, Dede!
1000
00:53:07,150 --> 00:53:08,640
It's now or never!
1001
00:53:12,188 --> 00:53:15,919
- All right, Dede!
- Girls: Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
1002
00:53:16,993 --> 00:53:18,517
"I did it, I did it"
1003
00:53:18,561 --> 00:53:21,655
Head 'em up!
1004
00:53:21,698 --> 00:53:23,598
Move 'em out!
1005
00:53:23,633 --> 00:53:25,533
(shouts)
1006
00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:29,096
"I'll take the blame"
1007
00:53:30,573 --> 00:53:32,336
"Blame it on me"
1008
00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:34,673
"I'll feel no shame"
1009
00:53:38,448 --> 00:53:41,417
"She was a young thing"
1010
00:53:41,451 --> 00:53:44,614
"In the prime of her life"
1011
00:53:44,654 --> 00:53:47,851
"Standing there looking"
1012
00:53:47,890 --> 00:53:50,791
"As cute as could be"
1013
00:53:50,827 --> 00:53:53,955
"So I walked on over"
1014
00:53:53,997 --> 00:53:57,023
"And asked her name"
1015
00:53:57,066 --> 00:54:00,035
"I'm still not believing"
1016
00:54:00,069 --> 00:54:03,061
"What she said to me"
1017
00:54:03,106 --> 00:54:07,008
""I don't fuck fossils for free"
1018
00:54:07,043 --> 00:54:09,443
"Old man"
1019
00:54:09,479 --> 00:54:13,313
"I don't fuck fossils for free"
1020
00:54:15,218 --> 00:54:17,686
"So just go on home"
1021
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:20,052
"And take matters in hand"..."
1022
00:54:20,089 --> 00:54:21,579
(grunts)
1023
00:54:21,624 --> 00:54:25,151
""'Cause I don't fuck
fossils for free.""
1024
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:32,162
Oh, Hunter, give me your
1025
00:54:32,201 --> 00:54:34,863
big throbbing love bud.
1026
00:54:34,904 --> 00:54:38,840
My flower needs watering
from the hydrant in your loins.
1027
00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:42,242
Ooh, I'm gonna hydrantize your
flowering bud like you can't believe.
1028
00:54:42,278 --> 00:54:43,836
(screams)
No!
1029
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:47,577
- Keep your hands off of me!
- What the hell is the matter with you?
1030
00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:49,676
Am I crazy?
One minute you beg me for it
1031
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,346
and the next minute
I can't touch you.
1032
00:54:52,388 --> 00:54:55,084
I'm sorry.
1033
00:54:55,124 --> 00:54:56,682
I like lots of foreplay.
1034
00:54:56,726 --> 00:54:58,887
For how long, a week?
1035
00:54:58,928 --> 00:55:01,055
('80s rock music playing)
1036
00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:02,587
"Oh..."
1037
00:55:03,766 --> 00:55:05,700
I can never get
one of these things undone.
1038
00:55:05,735 --> 00:55:07,760
Well, that's because there's
nothing to get undone.
1039
00:55:12,408 --> 00:55:14,535
(laughs)
Wait... wait a sec.
1040
00:55:14,577 --> 00:55:16,909
I thought you said
you were 29,
1041
00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:18,607
but how could you
have a kid who's 18?
1042
00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:21,412
It was, uh, one of those
arranged deals.
1043
00:55:21,451 --> 00:55:23,476
Gee, I thought I started fast,
1044
00:55:23,519 --> 00:55:26,249
but I've never met a guy who got
a girl pregnant at nine.
1045
00:55:26,289 --> 00:55:28,348
You must have been
an early developer.
1046
00:55:30,293 --> 00:55:33,820
God, Rounder,
it's so big and scary.
1047
00:55:35,698 --> 00:55:37,757
Touch it again,
it's been so long.
1048
00:55:38,835 --> 00:55:40,666
Kiss me, Hunter.
1049
00:55:40,703 --> 00:55:44,469
Thrust your heat-seeking
missile between my lips.
1050
00:55:49,379 --> 00:55:50,937
- (screams)
- Oh, I'm so sorry!
1051
00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:53,278
Candy, I can't believe I did that.
I'm so clumsy.
1052
00:55:53,316 --> 00:55:54,874
You know what?
You know what?
1053
00:55:54,917 --> 00:55:56,680
If you take that off
right now and soak it,
1054
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,846
there's a chance it won't stain.
1055
00:55:58,888 --> 00:56:01,186
I have to take it off first.
1056
00:56:15,071 --> 00:56:17,130
- (unzips)
- (stops playing)
1057
00:56:18,908 --> 00:56:20,808
Whatever happens,
1058
00:56:20,843 --> 00:56:24,210
don't stop playing. Deal?
1059
00:56:24,247 --> 00:56:26,215
Deal.
1060
00:56:36,426 --> 00:56:39,156
(playing increasingly faster)
1061
00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:42,554
(moaning)
1062
00:56:42,598 --> 00:56:44,327
Oh, Rounder,
I'm climbing the mountain!
1063
00:56:44,367 --> 00:56:45,925
Oh! Climb it!
1064
00:56:45,968 --> 00:56:48,732
(playing very quickly)
1065
00:56:53,976 --> 00:56:55,876
Oh, Rounder!
1066
00:57:00,883 --> 00:57:03,283
Get to the top!
1067
00:57:03,319 --> 00:57:05,014
- (screaming)
- Get to the top!
1068
00:57:06,889 --> 00:57:08,584
(strings snap)
1069
00:57:13,796 --> 00:57:16,264
(snoring)
1070
00:57:23,906 --> 00:57:26,431
Want some more champagne?
1071
00:57:26,476 --> 00:57:28,376
Mm-hmm.
1072
00:57:30,913 --> 00:57:33,245
Okay, you stay right here, sexy.
I'll be right back.
1073
00:57:33,282 --> 00:57:35,045
Okay.
1074
00:57:44,927 --> 00:57:47,794
- (shouts)
- (screams)
1075
00:57:47,830 --> 00:57:49,991
Help! Get away from me!
1076
00:57:50,032 --> 00:57:52,159
(screaming)
Get away!
1077
00:57:52,201 --> 00:57:54,465
Someone! Come on!
1078
00:57:54,504 --> 00:57:56,768
Let go!
Cut it out!
1079
00:57:56,806 --> 00:57:58,774
(screaming)
1080
00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:02,802
- Come on!
- Would you get out of here?!
1081
00:58:02,845 --> 00:58:06,781
Hey hey! Hunter!
That's enough, man!
1082
00:58:06,816 --> 00:58:09,444
- Leave her alone!
- What are you doing here?
1083
00:58:09,485 --> 00:58:12,318
Hunter, she says no,
she means no.
1084
00:58:12,355 --> 00:58:15,256
- Scotty, I think I can handle this.
- No, I know you can handle it.
1085
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:18,488
Give me a break, will you, Scotty?
I don't need your advice this time.
1086
00:58:18,528 --> 00:58:21,258
I mean it.
Leave her alone.
1087
00:58:23,499 --> 00:58:24,989
Shit.
1088
00:58:26,035 --> 00:58:27,593
That's it, man.
That's it! All right?
1089
00:58:27,637 --> 00:58:29,161
The deal's off!
1090
00:58:29,205 --> 00:58:30,832
If that's the way you want it.
1091
00:58:32,508 --> 00:58:34,840
You've got till noon to get
your stuff out, all right?
1092
00:58:45,388 --> 00:58:48,846
He, uh... he tricked me
into taking my clothes off.
1093
00:58:49,926 --> 00:58:53,225
Candy, why do you
keep on talking dirty to guys?
1094
00:58:53,262 --> 00:58:55,628
- Huh?
- It gets their attention.
1095
00:58:56,966 --> 00:58:58,900
Yeah, and don't you see
what it does?
1096
00:59:00,202 --> 00:59:02,432
You talk dirty to 'em,
they get turned on,
1097
00:59:03,506 --> 00:59:05,440
then all they want
to do is fuck you.
1098
00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:08,804
I just want them
to like me, Scotty.
1099
00:59:09,946 --> 00:59:11,937
What?
1100
00:59:11,981 --> 00:59:13,710
Hi.
1101
00:59:13,749 --> 00:59:15,410
Oh, hi, Hunter.
1102
00:59:15,451 --> 00:59:17,248
- You look lonesome.
- Not really,
1103
00:59:17,286 --> 00:59:19,686
Scotty's coming right back.
1104
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:22,520
Um, I don't think so.
1105
00:59:22,558 --> 00:59:24,719
As a matter of fact,
1106
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:27,752
he sent me up here
to keep you company.
1107
00:59:27,797 --> 00:59:30,265
Buy you a drink?
1108
00:59:30,299 --> 00:59:32,096
What's that supposed to mean?
1109
00:59:32,134 --> 00:59:35,297
It means that he's indisposed.
1110
00:59:36,439 --> 00:59:38,407
Indisposed?
1111
00:59:38,441 --> 00:59:40,932
Yeah. I guess, uh...
1112
00:59:40,977 --> 00:59:42,774
he figured, you know,
what the hell?
1113
00:59:42,812 --> 00:59:47,112
- Tit for tat.
- My tits for whose tat?
1114
00:59:47,149 --> 00:59:50,949
- Candy's.
- (laughs)
1115
00:59:50,987 --> 00:59:54,514
- You're kidding.
- He's taking a crack at her right now.
1116
00:59:55,992 --> 00:59:58,426
I don't believe you.
1117
00:59:58,461 --> 01:00:00,861
Well, go ahead
and see for yourself.
1118
01:00:00,896 --> 01:00:02,625
They're right down there.
1119
01:00:04,133 --> 01:00:07,364
You don't know what it's like
when people call you names like...
1120
01:00:08,537 --> 01:00:10,437
airhead,
1121
01:00:10,473 --> 01:00:12,065
dingaling,
1122
01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:14,008
yo-yo, bimbo.
1123
01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:16,011
There's no way you can
know that, Scotty.
1124
01:00:18,514 --> 01:00:20,482
- (crying)
- Come here, baby.
1125
01:00:21,917 --> 01:00:23,782
It's okay, baby.
1126
01:00:32,294 --> 01:00:34,524
Ragger, I got no idea
what ticks her off.
1127
01:00:34,563 --> 01:00:36,588
She's acting weird to me
all the way home,
1128
01:00:36,632 --> 01:00:39,100
she runs out of the car,
she slams the door right...
1129
01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:42,002
Hello? Uh, yes, please.
1130
01:00:42,038 --> 01:00:45,337
Uh, one dozen
long-stemmed red roses
1131
01:00:45,374 --> 01:00:46,966
to Kristi Kelly.
1132
01:00:47,009 --> 01:00:50,137
Uh, just put "Love, Scotty"
on the card.
1133
01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:52,511
Thank you.
1134
01:00:52,548 --> 01:00:55,415
It's 11:25.
1135
01:00:55,451 --> 01:00:57,681
You've got 35 minutes
to get your stuff out.
1136
01:01:00,656 --> 01:01:02,180
You know something, Hunter?
1137
01:01:03,693 --> 01:01:05,888
You're really
a freak of evolution.
1138
01:01:05,928 --> 01:01:09,557
You got no balls,
but you're such a big prick.
1139
01:01:09,598 --> 01:01:11,691
Rag, let's get the fuck out of here,
1140
01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:14,430
- now.
- This is totally bogus.
1141
01:01:14,470 --> 01:01:16,529
A bunch of lame farts anyway.
1142
01:01:24,113 --> 01:01:26,308
(doorbell rings)
1143
01:01:31,087 --> 01:01:34,056
Oh, those are beautiful.
Thank you.
1144
01:01:34,090 --> 01:01:36,217
- Bye.
- Bye bye.
1145
01:01:57,113 --> 01:01:58,705
"Do you love me?
Do you love me?"
1146
01:01:58,748 --> 01:02:02,206
"Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me?"
1147
01:02:02,251 --> 01:02:03,980
"Tell me, tell me, tell me"
1148
01:02:04,019 --> 01:02:05,714
"If you really love me"
1149
01:02:07,256 --> 01:02:09,417
"Mr. Cool Mystery"
1150
01:02:12,128 --> 01:02:14,323
"Mr. Cool Mystery"
1151
01:02:15,364 --> 01:02:18,891
"I said do you love me,
Mr. Cool Mystery?"
1152
01:02:21,470 --> 01:02:23,267
"Don't give me
that silent treatment..."
1153
01:02:23,305 --> 01:02:25,637
Wow, Kimber Kong.
1154
01:02:25,674 --> 01:02:27,141
I talked to Kristi.
1155
01:02:27,176 --> 01:02:29,167
And?
1156
01:02:29,211 --> 01:02:31,543
She said she'll meet you here
in 20 minutes.
1157
01:02:31,580 --> 01:02:33,070
That's perfect. Great.
1158
01:02:33,115 --> 01:02:34,878
- Wait a minute, buddy.
- Huh?
1159
01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:38,011
She said if you make a scene,
she's gonna split.
1160
01:02:39,155 --> 01:02:40,850
Wait, hold on.
Hey, Kimber, come on!
1161
01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:43,085
What I do, miss a date or something?
What, I got brain damage?
1162
01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:44,615
You said it, I didn't.
1163
01:02:44,660 --> 01:02:46,457
Kimber, come on,
this is Scotty, remember?
1164
01:02:46,495 --> 01:02:49,328
Come on, tell me.
Why is Kristi so pissed off at me?
1165
01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:51,731
You're busted, buddy.
1166
01:02:51,767 --> 01:02:53,826
She saw you
on the beach last night
1167
01:02:53,869 --> 01:02:55,894
making your moves on Candy.
1168
01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:57,428
- What?!
- Yeah.
1169
01:02:57,473 --> 01:02:58,997
Hey, Kimberly,
check this one out.
1170
01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:02,100
- Oh! Fuck!
- Aw.
1171
01:03:02,144 --> 01:03:04,977
Great! A dumbbell
with a dumbbell.
1172
01:03:09,852 --> 01:03:12,116
"Don't call and say you need him"
1173
01:03:12,154 --> 01:03:15,920
"And then not show up
'cause you're leaving..."
1174
01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:17,983
Scotty, my man, what's going?
1175
01:03:18,027 --> 01:03:20,427
These girls are too fucking much!
Out of fucking sight!
1176
01:03:20,462 --> 01:03:23,295
- Hot fucking shit!
- I couldn't have said it better.
1177
01:03:23,332 --> 01:03:24,890
I couldn't have
said it better.
1178
01:03:24,934 --> 01:03:27,129
I gotta go backstage
and pump up one of the girls.
1179
01:03:29,171 --> 01:03:30,968
"Do you love me?
Do you love me?"
1180
01:03:31,006 --> 01:03:32,906
"Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me?"
1181
01:03:32,942 --> 01:03:36,036
(hard rock music blaring
from boombox)
1182
01:03:36,078 --> 01:03:38,638
"Do you really love me?"
1183
01:03:38,681 --> 01:03:41,741
Hey, get those bimbos
off the stage!
1184
01:03:41,784 --> 01:03:44,719
- Yeah, get off, bimbos!
- Yeah, what are you doing?
1185
01:03:44,753 --> 01:03:46,846
Suck shit!
1186
01:03:46,889 --> 01:03:49,756
Jerkoff, you turn
that blaster off now!
1187
01:03:49,792 --> 01:03:51,987
What did you say, dickhead?
You want me to turn it up?
1188
01:03:52,027 --> 01:03:53,756
(laughing)
1189
01:03:54,797 --> 01:03:57,265
- (cracks, boombox music stops)
- Hey, you son of a bitch!
1190
01:03:57,299 --> 01:03:58,789
I'll rip your fuckin' head off!
1191
01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:02,436
"I'm not sure,
'cause you're leaving me..."
1192
01:04:02,471 --> 01:04:05,497
(all shouting)
1193
01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:07,133
Get him!
1194
01:04:13,282 --> 01:04:16,376
"'Cause it's my heart
that you're holding"
1195
01:04:18,621 --> 01:04:20,316
"Do you love me?
Do you love me?"
1196
01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:22,620
"Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me?"
1197
01:04:24,159 --> 01:04:25,649
"Tell me, tell me, tell me"
1198
01:04:25,694 --> 01:04:29,152
"If you really love me"
1199
01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,496
"Mr. Cool Mystery"
1200
01:04:33,702 --> 01:04:36,967
"Mr. Cool Mystery"
1201
01:04:37,006 --> 01:04:38,667
"I said do you love me"
1202
01:04:38,707 --> 01:04:41,039
"Mr. Cool Mystery?"
1203
01:04:50,419 --> 01:04:52,284
"Don't say you're sorry, please"
1204
01:04:52,321 --> 01:04:54,380
"'Cause you're
dragging me down"
1205
01:04:54,423 --> 01:04:57,256
"On your knees"
1206
01:05:00,095 --> 01:05:04,156
"I don't know what is left anyway"
1207
01:05:04,199 --> 01:05:06,724
"Whoa, Mr. Cool Mystery"
1208
01:05:06,769 --> 01:05:09,567
"Is this a dream
or is it real?"
1209
01:05:27,723 --> 01:05:29,213
(screaming)
1210
01:05:30,993 --> 01:05:34,087
"Mr. Cool Mystery"
1211
01:05:35,798 --> 01:05:39,097
"Yeah, Mr. Cool Mystery"
1212
01:05:39,134 --> 01:05:41,329
"Do you love me?
Do ya?"
1213
01:05:41,370 --> 01:05:43,736
"Mr. Cool Mystery"
1214
01:05:43,772 --> 01:05:46,502
"Do ya? Do you want me,"
1215
01:05:46,542 --> 01:05:48,169
"Mr. Cool Mystery?"
1216
01:05:49,645 --> 01:05:52,614
"Do you love me, Mr. Cool"
1217
01:05:54,650 --> 01:05:56,584
"Mystery?"
1218
01:05:56,618 --> 01:05:59,280
(bell clangs)
1219
01:05:59,321 --> 01:06:00,811
Oh, dude.
1220
01:06:00,856 --> 01:06:02,380
Where you been?
1221
01:06:02,424 --> 01:06:05,086
- (moans)
- You stood Kristi up.
1222
01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:08,255
- Was she pissed?
- Nah.
1223
01:06:08,297 --> 01:06:09,889
(sighs)
She said there's no point
1224
01:06:09,932 --> 01:06:11,797
in being pissed at somebody
she don't care about.
1225
01:06:11,834 --> 01:06:14,735
(laughs)
I hit an all-time low, dude.
1226
01:06:14,770 --> 01:06:18,035
No, you didn't.
Kristi went to Hunter's.
1227
01:06:18,073 --> 01:06:19,802
Hunter's?
1228
01:06:19,842 --> 01:06:23,141
Yeah, she said he's got a lot more class
than amateur boy like you.
1229
01:06:23,178 --> 01:06:25,772
Oh, man. That wuss.
1230
01:06:27,516 --> 01:06:29,882
That wuss! Oh, man.
1231
01:06:42,031 --> 01:06:43,862
Come on.
1232
01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:48,432
Kristi, broken hearts come
with the territory.
1233
01:06:48,470 --> 01:06:49,960
(smooth jazz music playing)
1234
01:06:50,005 --> 01:06:52,667
That's love.
1235
01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:55,973
- In fact, that's life.
- I don't always want to be
1236
01:06:56,011 --> 01:06:58,605
worrying about Scotty.
1237
01:06:58,647 --> 01:07:00,137
I mean, you know,
there's other things
1238
01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:02,742
- that I'd like to do with my life.
- It's the same thing in business.
1239
01:07:02,785 --> 01:07:06,380
You get fucked over all the time
until you're successful. Even then.
1240
01:07:06,422 --> 01:07:08,890
You want to be a designer?
That's a "fuck you" business
1241
01:07:08,924 --> 01:07:12,155
with a capital "fuck you."
You'd better get used to it.
1242
01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:14,355
Here he comes.
1243
01:07:14,396 --> 01:07:16,455
You know, I never imagined it
to be like that.
1244
01:07:16,498 --> 01:07:18,796
Sure, are you kidding?
They're animals.
1245
01:07:18,834 --> 01:07:22,497
They lay awake at night thinking up
new ways to fuck you.
1246
01:07:22,538 --> 01:07:24,472
You won't even know
the names of half the people
1247
01:07:24,506 --> 01:07:26,997
that'll line up to do it to you.
1248
01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:28,634
You really think
I get screwed that much?
1249
01:07:28,677 --> 01:07:30,838
Mm-hmm. Up the wazoo...
1250
01:07:30,879 --> 01:07:32,904
by every Tom, Dick and Harry.
1251
01:07:32,948 --> 01:07:35,974
But if it's really what you want...
1252
01:07:36,018 --> 01:07:40,148
Well, I think that's
all that'll satisfy me right now.
1253
01:07:40,189 --> 01:07:43,386
Dude, she's slipping fast.
1254
01:07:43,425 --> 01:07:47,122
Then go for it.
You look like you could use a refill.
1255
01:07:47,162 --> 01:07:49,187
- Pinot?
- Yeah, thanks, that'd be great.
1256
01:07:54,937 --> 01:07:56,427
- Kristi.
- Scotty.
1257
01:07:56,472 --> 01:07:59,930
I want to talk to you, Kristi...
alone, for only two minutes.
1258
01:07:59,975 --> 01:08:04,412
Two minutes? I waited
for you for two hours this afternoon.
1259
01:08:04,446 --> 01:08:06,437
I can explain about that.
1260
01:08:06,482 --> 01:08:09,542
Oh, I bet you can.
You've got a way with words.
1261
01:08:09,585 --> 01:08:12,418
- It's called lying.
- And what are you doing, huh?
1262
01:08:12,454 --> 01:08:14,513
Auditioning for Hunter's orgy gang?
1263
01:08:14,556 --> 01:08:18,151
Now where do you get off
talking to me like that?
1264
01:08:18,193 --> 01:08:21,094
- Kristi!
- Scotty.
1265
01:08:21,130 --> 01:08:22,722
Social climbing I see.
1266
01:08:22,764 --> 01:08:25,460
How about a drink before you go?
1267
01:08:25,501 --> 01:08:27,867
(screams)
1268
01:08:27,903 --> 01:08:29,598
Sorry you couldn't stay longer!
1269
01:08:54,496 --> 01:08:56,987
Jealousy's some weird shit.
Right now I feel like
1270
01:08:57,032 --> 01:08:59,091
carving my initials
in Hunter's back.
1271
01:08:59,134 --> 01:09:01,967
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I once caught my old lady
1272
01:09:02,004 --> 01:09:04,472
giving a hummer to some cowboy.
1273
01:09:04,506 --> 01:09:07,873
I laid a serious hurting
on his ass.
1274
01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:09,639
What'd you do to her?
1275
01:09:09,678 --> 01:09:12,078
I really punished her...
I married her.
1276
01:09:12,114 --> 01:09:13,513
(chuckles)
1277
01:09:13,549 --> 01:09:15,517
I hate him.
1278
01:09:17,452 --> 01:09:20,649
Hunter... he's a creep.
1279
01:09:20,689 --> 01:09:23,453
Not Hunter, Scotty.
1280
01:09:23,492 --> 01:09:25,983
- What about Scotty?
- He just makes me
1281
01:09:26,028 --> 01:09:28,758
so mad sometimes!
1282
01:09:28,797 --> 01:09:30,992
I don't know.
All my scams are backfiring,
1283
01:09:31,033 --> 01:09:34,002
blowing up in my face.
I'm sick of this.
1284
01:09:34,036 --> 01:09:36,095
Yeah, I know what you mean, son.
1285
01:09:36,138 --> 01:09:38,834
A man gets tired
of peeing on his own shoes.
1286
01:09:38,874 --> 01:09:41,775
I start missing him.
1287
01:09:41,810 --> 01:09:44,677
And I miss his cute little smile.
1288
01:09:44,713 --> 01:09:46,544
He's not a creep.
1289
01:09:46,582 --> 01:09:49,745
The way he looks at me
and the way he touches me.
1290
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:53,779
Kristi, I think you have
a serious problem.
1291
01:09:55,157 --> 01:09:56,647
What?
1292
01:09:56,692 --> 01:09:59,593
Little sister, you're in love.
1293
01:09:59,628 --> 01:10:01,118
(laughs)
1294
01:10:01,163 --> 01:10:03,290
(dog barking)
1295
01:10:03,332 --> 01:10:07,132
(rock music playing)
1296
01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:14,869
Whoo! Yeah!
1297
01:10:14,910 --> 01:10:16,810
- Scotty, how's it going?
- Hey, what's happening?
1298
01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:18,676
Hey, listen you guys.
1299
01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:22,047
I want to make this fast,
I want to be honest.
1300
01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:23,745
I'm no band manager.
1301
01:10:23,785 --> 01:10:25,810
Come on, Scotty,
you're a great one!
1302
01:10:25,854 --> 01:10:28,550
Scotty, where you been? I was beginning
to think you was a flake.
1303
01:10:28,590 --> 01:10:30,524
I need your John Hancock
on these papers.
1304
01:10:30,559 --> 01:10:32,493
What papers?
1305
01:10:32,527 --> 01:10:35,223
Rocco got us a gig...
opening act at the Forum.
1306
01:10:35,264 --> 01:10:37,232
For the Miss Muscles contest!
1307
01:10:37,266 --> 01:10:38,665
Yeah! Whoo!
1308
01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:40,827
- Oh man.
- Can I tell him the rest of the news?
1309
01:10:40,869 --> 01:10:42,666
- Uh-huh.
- Rocco's putting up some money
1310
01:10:42,704 --> 01:10:44,501
- and we're gonna record a demo.
- What can I tell ya?
1311
01:10:44,539 --> 01:10:47,565
I'm the tooth fairy
of rock 'n' roll.
1312
01:10:47,609 --> 01:10:49,668
Plus we got a show tonight
at your place, Ash.
1313
01:10:49,711 --> 01:10:51,702
- Party!
- Party!
1314
01:10:51,747 --> 01:10:54,272
(clapping, cheering)
1315
01:10:54,316 --> 01:10:57,877
Farns, bring anybody you think
might be a possible investor.
1316
01:10:59,054 --> 01:11:01,545
Yeah, there'll be plenty of girls.
1317
01:11:01,590 --> 01:11:03,717
- All right. I'll see you at 8:00 sharp.
- (door sliding open)
1318
01:11:03,759 --> 01:11:07,195
Hey, Farns, don't forget to take your
wheat germ. You're gonna need it.
1319
01:11:07,229 --> 01:11:09,197
(chuckles)
1320
01:11:09,231 --> 01:11:11,199
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
1321
01:11:11,233 --> 01:11:12,996
I thought we had an agreement...
1322
01:11:13,035 --> 01:11:14,559
no guys from the club.
1323
01:11:14,603 --> 01:11:17,629
Oh come on, Ash.
Lighten up, man.
1324
01:11:17,673 --> 01:11:19,334
We've got girls coming
out of our ears.
1325
01:11:19,374 --> 01:11:21,205
You're missing the point.
1326
01:11:21,243 --> 01:11:23,108
This is supposed
to have been for fun.
1327
01:11:23,145 --> 01:11:25,636
Now you're bringing
business into it.
1328
01:11:25,681 --> 01:11:27,205
Well, so what?
1329
01:11:27,249 --> 01:11:28,739
Hey, Ash, how are you doing?
1330
01:11:28,784 --> 01:11:30,308
Just fine, Rounder.
1331
01:11:30,352 --> 01:11:31,910
And one more thing,
I don't like
1332
01:11:31,953 --> 01:11:33,477
what you're trying
to pull with Kristi.
1333
01:11:33,522 --> 01:11:35,513
Hey, I haven't touched her.
1334
01:11:35,557 --> 01:11:37,184
What, you're playing it cool, huh?
1335
01:11:37,225 --> 01:11:39,659
I spill no wine before it's time.
1336
01:11:39,695 --> 01:11:41,185
(both chuckle)
1337
01:11:41,229 --> 01:11:42,719
You're a sick man.
1338
01:11:42,764 --> 01:11:44,595
That's not funny.
1339
01:11:44,633 --> 01:11:46,931
She and Scotty,
they got a real thing going on.
1340
01:11:46,968 --> 01:11:48,629
Now you're trying to fuck it up.
1341
01:11:48,670 --> 01:11:50,399
What are you, her den mother?
1342
01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:52,031
She's old enough
to make up her own mind.
1343
01:11:52,074 --> 01:11:54,008
Not when she doesn't
have all the facts.
1344
01:11:54,042 --> 01:11:55,669
What are you talking about?
What facts?
1345
01:11:55,711 --> 01:11:58,179
- The fact that you're an asshole.
- I'm an asshole?!
1346
01:11:58,213 --> 01:12:00,181
- Yeah, you're an asshole!
- I'm an asshole?!
1347
01:12:00,215 --> 01:12:02,149
- You're an asshole!
- You're an asshole!
1348
01:12:02,184 --> 01:12:05,210
You guys want to see an asshole?
I'll show you an asshole!
1349
01:12:07,389 --> 01:12:08,913
Come on, guys. Lighten up.
1350
01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:11,187
We've got a party
to get ready for here.
1351
01:12:11,226 --> 01:12:13,490
Not me, I'm out of this scene.
1352
01:12:20,535 --> 01:12:22,196
Old Hunter's using
this party tonight
1353
01:12:22,237 --> 01:12:23,864
to profiteer.
1354
01:12:25,474 --> 01:12:28,170
Ain't much I can do about
except just not be a part of it.
1355
01:12:29,277 --> 01:12:32,041
Well, partner, just might be
something old Rag and me here
1356
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:33,775
can do about it.
1357
01:12:33,815 --> 01:12:35,373
Yeah, I think we can
think of something cool.
1358
01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:36,816
(both laugh)
1359
01:12:36,952 --> 01:12:39,011
(rock music playing)
1360
01:12:52,934 --> 01:12:54,629
"You told me"
1361
01:12:54,669 --> 01:12:56,660
"You sold me"
1362
01:12:56,705 --> 01:12:58,696
"Controlled me"
1363
01:12:58,740 --> 01:13:00,970
"And I believed you
when you pleaded"
1364
01:13:01,009 --> 01:13:04,501
"And you said
that I would be good"
1365
01:13:04,546 --> 01:13:06,912
"Well, fuck you"
1366
01:13:08,283 --> 01:13:10,046
"You bought me"
1367
01:13:10,085 --> 01:13:12,019
"You taught me..."
1368
01:13:12,053 --> 01:13:14,851
Kristi, let's get out of here.
1369
01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:17,154
Come on, let's just hang around
another hour, okay?
1370
01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:19,160
Besides, I promised
Hunter we'd stay.
1371
01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:21,754
An hour? There's gonna
be nothing left of us
1372
01:13:21,797 --> 01:13:23,856
except a pile of white bones.
1373
01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:26,697
Un-fucking-believable.
1374
01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:29,829
Makes those bimbos in Vegas
look like corn-fed hogs.
1375
01:13:29,871 --> 01:13:32,237
- I gotta learn how you do it.
- Of course you do, Farns.
1376
01:13:32,274 --> 01:13:34,674
And so does every other
lonely guy out there in America.
1377
01:13:34,709 --> 01:13:36,370
It's a natural for cable TV.
1378
01:13:36,411 --> 01:13:38,106
Wait'll you hear the name.
This is gonna kill you.
1379
01:13:38,146 --> 01:13:40,273
- You ready? Go ahead.
- "Hunting With Hunter."
1380
01:13:40,315 --> 01:13:42,044
- Is that great or what?
- Rounder: Every week,
1381
01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:44,517
we send Hunter out to dialogue
a bunch of new hardbodies.
1382
01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:46,384
And Rounder does
the BBD update.
1383
01:13:46,421 --> 01:13:49,083
And all we need's a couple
of hundred thousand dollars for a pilot.
1384
01:13:49,124 --> 01:13:52,560
Money is no problem.
I love the concept.
1385
01:13:52,594 --> 01:13:54,221
You've got a deal.
1386
01:13:54,262 --> 01:13:55,627
- We got a deal.
- We got a deal.
1387
01:13:55,664 --> 01:13:58,360
All right, it's party time!
1388
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,300
You guys are cool.
I knew you'd dig it.
1389
01:14:00,335 --> 01:14:03,634
Rag, you're okay. We've got to invite
you the next time we give a party.
1390
01:14:03,672 --> 01:14:05,572
Yeah man, we love
to drink a lot of beer!
1391
01:14:05,607 --> 01:14:07,097
And light a lot of farts!
1392
01:14:07,142 --> 01:14:08,734
- (dog barking)
- Wow, that's cool.
1393
01:14:08,777 --> 01:14:10,802
- Yeah, let's party!
- Yeah!
1394
01:14:10,846 --> 01:14:13,371
- (all shouting)
- Party!
1395
01:14:15,984 --> 01:14:17,815
Hang back.
1396
01:14:17,853 --> 01:14:20,947
Okay, that's Hunter right there
in the white jumpsuit.
1397
01:14:20,989 --> 01:14:22,718
Woman:
Got it.
1398
01:14:22,757 --> 01:14:24,691
- (laughing)
- Okay, guys, don't start anything
1399
01:14:24,726 --> 01:14:26,694
until this party starts
to fizzle though, okay?
1400
01:14:26,728 --> 01:14:28,491
When are we gonna
know when that is?
1401
01:14:28,530 --> 01:14:30,361
- You'll know.
- All right.
1402
01:14:32,334 --> 01:14:34,359
Hey, all right, how we doing?
1403
01:14:34,402 --> 01:14:36,199
Having a good time.
1404
01:14:37,672 --> 01:14:39,970
Kristi, do me a favor, will ya?
I want you to meet
1405
01:14:40,008 --> 01:14:41,532
a business friend
of mine I have here.
1406
01:14:41,576 --> 01:14:43,476
Just show him a good time, okay?
1407
01:14:44,946 --> 01:14:46,641
Show him a good time?
1408
01:14:46,681 --> 01:14:49,149
No, not show him a good time,
show him a good time.
1409
01:14:49,184 --> 01:14:51,652
- Oh barf.
- Give me a break, will you, Kimberly?
1410
01:14:51,686 --> 01:14:55,213
Farns, come here, I want you
to meet some friends of mine.
1411
01:14:55,257 --> 01:14:56,884
Oh, double barf.
1412
01:14:56,925 --> 01:14:59,223
Uh, Farnsey, this is Kimberly;
Kimberly, this is Farnsey.
1413
01:14:59,261 --> 01:15:01,229
Farnsey, this is Kristi;
Kristi, Farnsey.
1414
01:15:01,263 --> 01:15:03,390
Well now, hello, Kristi.
1415
01:15:03,431 --> 01:15:05,399
My friends call me Farnsey,
1416
01:15:05,433 --> 01:15:07,401
my enemies call me collect.
(laughing)
1417
01:15:09,070 --> 01:15:12,437
A funny man.
Funny rich man.
1418
01:15:14,109 --> 01:15:15,940
(both laugh)
1419
01:15:17,512 --> 01:15:20,072
Funny girls. Such funny...
1420
01:15:20,115 --> 01:15:22,083
(chuckles)
Wait.
1421
01:15:23,251 --> 01:15:25,583
Kristi. Kristi!
1422
01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:27,747
- (gasps)
- Oh shit!
1423
01:15:27,789 --> 01:15:29,518
What a shame!
1424
01:15:29,558 --> 01:15:31,287
Hey, you know there's
a chance that won't stain
1425
01:15:31,326 --> 01:15:34,056
if we soak it right away.
1426
01:15:34,095 --> 01:15:35,926
So why don't you
go upstairs with me
1427
01:15:35,964 --> 01:15:38,831
and wring it out?
1428
01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:40,528
You can? Okay.
1429
01:15:40,569 --> 01:15:43,037
"Come on, baby baby"
1430
01:15:43,071 --> 01:15:46,040
"Baby, give me the chance"
1431
01:15:48,443 --> 01:15:51,037
"'Cause I know,
I know I can show you"
1432
01:15:51,079 --> 01:15:53,343
- "About romance"
- (sucking)
1433
01:16:00,589 --> 01:16:03,456
- Woman: Ooh!
- (laughs)
1434
01:16:03,491 --> 01:16:07,427
How careless. We will
have to help you wash that out.
1435
01:16:07,462 --> 01:16:08,952
(giggling)
1436
01:16:08,997 --> 01:16:10,897
Oh that's all right.
1437
01:16:15,670 --> 01:16:18,400
That's, uh, a bottle of wine.
1438
01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:21,102
(all giggling)
1439
01:16:21,142 --> 01:16:22,973
You're gonna spill that on me?
1440
01:16:27,782 --> 01:16:30,808
- Hey, baby, wanna?
- Get out of here.
1441
01:16:30,852 --> 01:16:33,980
Hey, dude, they're lighting farts
down on the beach.
1442
01:16:34,022 --> 01:16:36,013
Well, is it BYOM?
1443
01:16:36,057 --> 01:16:37,991
- What?
- Bring your own matches!
1444
01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:41,257
- Uh, yeah. Yeah yeah.
- All right! Fart fart fart fart!
1445
01:16:41,296 --> 01:16:43,321
Rag, this party's
the ultimate bummer.
1446
01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:45,959
- Where is Kristi?
- Upstairs in the bathroom.
1447
01:16:46,001 --> 01:16:48,401
- You're not leaving, are you?
- I'll be right back, okay?
1448
01:16:48,436 --> 01:16:49,994
- Okay?
- Hurry up.
1449
01:16:51,806 --> 01:16:53,831
"I'm running"
1450
01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:56,605
"I'm running away
from my heart"
1451
01:16:56,645 --> 01:16:58,272
- "Running"
- (gongs)
1452
01:16:58,313 --> 01:16:59,940
- (laughs)
- Can I help you, honey?
1453
01:16:59,981 --> 01:17:02,677
What's this about a door prize?
1454
01:17:02,717 --> 01:17:06,050
Guess the size of Rounder's putz
and you will win 100 bucks.
1455
01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:09,181
Hey, dude, Kristi's
in the upstairs bathroom.
1456
01:17:09,224 --> 01:17:10,782
Okay.
1457
01:17:10,825 --> 01:17:12,520
"And the day comes along..."
1458
01:17:13,561 --> 01:17:15,495
Hello there.
1459
01:17:15,530 --> 01:17:17,464
I just wondered
if you could tell me
1460
01:17:17,499 --> 01:17:20,059
where I could find
Roger Rounder.
1461
01:17:20,101 --> 01:17:22,160
Yeah, lady, take a number
and go upstairs.
1462
01:17:22,203 --> 01:17:24,637
Oh all right.
How about a little cookie
1463
01:17:24,673 --> 01:17:28,074
for a sweet little girl?
1464
01:17:28,109 --> 01:17:31,237
Roger! Rogie Rogie! Roger!
1465
01:17:34,616 --> 01:17:37,779
- Excuse me, emergency.
- Hey.
1466
01:17:37,819 --> 01:17:39,844
"Running..."
1467
01:17:39,888 --> 01:17:41,753
- Scotty!
- Kristi, I gotta talk to you.
1468
01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:44,190
- Get out of here!
- Just give me two minutes.
1469
01:17:44,225 --> 01:17:45,749
I'm gonna scream
at the top of my lungs
1470
01:17:45,794 --> 01:17:47,318
if you don't get
out of here now.
1471
01:17:47,362 --> 01:17:49,227
- Okay.
- I mean it.
1472
01:17:49,264 --> 01:17:51,095
- Let her rip.
- I mean it.
1473
01:17:51,132 --> 01:17:53,032
- Let her rip.
- (both scream)
1474
01:17:54,235 --> 01:17:56,863
You can't shift your key.
I can't stay in tune with you.
1475
01:17:59,140 --> 01:18:01,734
Okay, we're gonna act civilized?
1476
01:18:01,776 --> 01:18:03,573
Can we just share a doob, okay?
1477
01:18:04,612 --> 01:18:07,604
Talk this whole thing out,
all right?
1478
01:18:07,649 --> 01:18:09,241
Hello there, Goldilocks.
1479
01:18:10,285 --> 01:18:12,276
- What's hanging?
- Spare me.
1480
01:18:15,523 --> 01:18:18,151
Look, I swear to God,
1481
01:18:18,193 --> 01:18:20,661
Hunter made the moves
on Candy, not me.
1482
01:18:21,696 --> 01:18:23,755
Hey, I only want you.
1483
01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:28,192
Well, you know, there's a real easy way
for me to find out if you're lying.
1484
01:18:28,236 --> 01:18:30,261
Right, polygraph,
1485
01:18:30,305 --> 01:18:32,273
the old lie detector test.
1486
01:18:32,307 --> 01:18:34,673
(laughs)
No, Scotty, all I have to do
1487
01:18:34,709 --> 01:18:36,336
is go ask Candy.
1488
01:18:36,377 --> 01:18:39,175
Yeah, right, Candy.
1489
01:18:39,214 --> 01:18:41,182
Yeah, Candy.
She'll tell me.
1490
01:18:41,216 --> 01:18:43,650
You know, aside from
that oversized schnozz,
1491
01:18:43,685 --> 01:18:45,414
you're kinda cute.
1492
01:18:45,453 --> 01:18:48,081
What do you say we go
down to my Rolls and fill that...
1493
01:18:48,123 --> 01:18:49,818
bunker with some nose candy?
1494
01:18:49,858 --> 01:18:51,348
Ow!
(screams)
1495
01:18:51,392 --> 01:18:53,690
- You know, that beat of the music...
- (pounding on door)
1496
01:18:53,728 --> 01:18:55,787
Is really strange.
1497
01:18:55,830 --> 01:18:57,730
- Really strange.
- (both laughing)
1498
01:18:57,766 --> 01:19:00,496
No, it really is. Listen to it.
1499
01:19:03,404 --> 01:19:05,998
You'd better let go
or I'll bite you again!
1500
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:07,769
- (moans softly)
- Hey!
1501
01:19:10,512 --> 01:19:12,605
- (farts)
- Hey, go dance with somebody else,
1502
01:19:12,647 --> 01:19:14,842
- freckle face.
- He's not dancing.
1503
01:19:14,883 --> 01:19:17,818
He's flipping you off
in 40 different languages.
1504
01:19:17,852 --> 01:19:19,752
- Nobody flips me off!
- (rock music playing)
1505
01:19:19,788 --> 01:19:22,450
- (dull thuds)
- (laughing)
1506
01:19:28,563 --> 01:19:30,861
(groans)
1507
01:19:32,033 --> 01:19:34,399
(laughs)
1508
01:19:34,435 --> 01:19:36,869
(laughing)
1509
01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:43,771
I never did this before.
1510
01:19:46,214 --> 01:19:47,841
This is my first honey love.
1511
01:19:48,883 --> 01:19:51,078
(laughing)
1512
01:19:56,691 --> 01:19:58,989
(groaning)
1513
01:20:18,112 --> 01:20:20,706
And now, the Eighth
Wonder of the World.
1514
01:20:20,748 --> 01:20:22,375
(giggles)
1515
01:20:22,417 --> 01:20:24,180
Roger!
1516
01:20:25,220 --> 01:20:26,744
Mom?!
1517
01:20:26,788 --> 01:20:28,449
Roger!
1518
01:20:28,489 --> 01:20:30,013
Mom!
1519
01:20:30,058 --> 01:20:31,491
(moans)
1520
01:20:31,526 --> 01:20:33,790
(grunting)
On fire!
1521
01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:37,294
(shouting)
1522
01:20:37,332 --> 01:20:38,959
What... water! Water! Hey!
1523
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,831
My feet! My feet!
My fuckin' feet!
1524
01:20:40,869 --> 01:20:43,360
(laughing)
1525
01:20:43,404 --> 01:20:46,168
Om!
1526
01:20:46,207 --> 01:20:47,674
Big surprise!
1527
01:20:47,709 --> 01:20:49,199
Om!
1528
01:20:49,244 --> 01:20:51,405
(women shrieking, laughing)
1529
01:20:54,382 --> 01:20:57,010
(muttering)
1530
01:20:57,051 --> 01:21:00,077
- Mom!
- Roger! Roger!
1531
01:21:00,121 --> 01:21:02,180
Dede! Dede!
1532
01:21:02,223 --> 01:21:04,623
If your father were alive...
1533
01:21:04,659 --> 01:21:06,854
"Party..."
1534
01:21:08,997 --> 01:21:12,091
(zapping)
1535
01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:16,398
This party sucks the big one.
Where's Hunter?
1536
01:21:16,437 --> 01:21:18,667
(hooting, laughing)
Whoo!
1537
01:21:23,711 --> 01:21:26,976
Hunter! Where the fuck are you?!
1538
01:21:27,015 --> 01:21:29,449
(screaming)
1539
01:21:35,256 --> 01:21:37,656
- Whoo!
- Oh shit!
1540
01:21:37,692 --> 01:21:39,990
Hunter sure does give
good party now, don't he?
1541
01:21:40,028 --> 01:21:42,326
Rag:
For sure, dude.
1542
01:21:42,363 --> 01:21:44,228
(laughing)
1543
01:21:45,767 --> 01:21:48,099
"It's party time!"
1544
01:21:50,038 --> 01:21:51,630
(seagulls cawing)
1545
01:22:10,058 --> 01:22:12,583
(Rag and Kimberly giggling)
1546
01:22:17,899 --> 01:22:20,390
Scotty:
Well well.
1547
01:22:20,435 --> 01:22:22,460
This is something
I never thought I'd see.
1548
01:22:24,472 --> 01:22:27,270
Yeah? Well, he looked
kinda cute last night,
1549
01:22:27,308 --> 01:22:28,935
so I figured what the heck?
1550
01:22:28,977 --> 01:22:30,774
It was rad, dude.
1551
01:22:30,812 --> 01:22:32,609
Both:
It was worth the wait.
1552
01:22:32,647 --> 01:22:34,774
(both laughing)
1553
01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:39,352
(smooth jazz playing)
1554
01:22:51,566 --> 01:22:54,729
- Hi, Scotty.
- Hey.
1555
01:22:54,769 --> 01:22:57,465
I talked to Hunter
and he 'fessed up,
1556
01:22:57,505 --> 01:23:00,303
so I guess I owe you an apology.
1557
01:23:00,341 --> 01:23:02,138
You don't have to apologize.
1558
01:23:03,978 --> 01:23:06,378
Well, I've been doing
some thinking
1559
01:23:06,414 --> 01:23:08,939
and I've decided
to go back to college.
1560
01:23:10,051 --> 01:23:11,541
I think that's great, Kristi.
1561
01:23:11,586 --> 01:23:13,110
Isn't it?
1562
01:23:13,154 --> 01:23:15,918
I don't know what to say.
I hope you have a great year.
1563
01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:18,448
Do I get a goodbye kiss?
1564
01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:20,188
No.
1565
01:23:22,497 --> 01:23:24,362
Come on, I told you
I'm going back to college,
1566
01:23:24,399 --> 01:23:27,334
but I didn't say where.
I'm transferring to Cal State.
1567
01:23:27,368 --> 01:23:28,960
- Cal State?
- Mm-hmm.
1568
01:23:29,003 --> 01:23:30,470
- You mean up on the hill here?
- Right.
1569
01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:32,063
And I thought, you know,
1570
01:23:32,106 --> 01:23:34,631
maybe I could save some money
and we could move in together...
1571
01:23:34,675 --> 01:23:36,165
I mean, if you don't mind.
1572
01:23:36,210 --> 01:23:39,373
Kristi, don't you know
how crazy I am about you?
1573
01:23:39,414 --> 01:23:41,405
Don't you realize my heart
starts to palpitate...
1574
01:23:41,449 --> 01:23:43,883
Do yourself a favor...
1575
01:23:43,918 --> 01:23:45,886
drop the dialogue.
1576
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:48,718
Your bigger and better deal is
staring you right in the face.
1577
01:24:04,105 --> 01:24:07,006
('80s pop music playing)
1578
01:24:19,487 --> 01:24:20,977
"Look at the way"
1579
01:24:21,055 --> 01:24:23,353
"The sun makes 'em play"
1580
01:24:23,391 --> 01:24:25,916
"How can you leave them alone?"
1581
01:24:27,261 --> 01:24:30,697
"They're on the sand
with B-9 in hand"
1582
01:24:30,731 --> 01:24:33,598
"Caressing the places unknown"
1583
01:24:33,634 --> 01:24:37,263
"Let me tell you
I know a place"
1584
01:24:37,305 --> 01:24:41,503
"Gonna put a smile
on your face"
1585
01:24:41,542 --> 01:24:44,204
"They got the tan lines
on their skin"
1586
01:24:44,245 --> 01:24:48,443
"Watch them rub it in,
rub it in"
1587
01:24:48,483 --> 01:24:50,849
- "Can you see the hardbodies?"
- "Hardbodies"
1588
01:24:50,885 --> 01:24:52,512
"They mean what they say"
1589
01:24:52,553 --> 01:24:54,885
"There ain't nobody"
1590
01:24:54,922 --> 01:24:56,719
"Standing in my way"
1591
01:24:56,757 --> 01:24:58,588
- "See the hardbodies"
- "Hardbodies"
1592
01:24:58,626 --> 01:25:00,594
"Do whatever they please"
1593
01:25:00,628 --> 01:25:03,927
"And everybody's
dropping to their knees"
1594
01:25:03,965 --> 01:25:06,490
"I don't mind"
1595
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:15,903
"Second to none,
breaking out the big guns"
1596
01:25:15,943 --> 01:25:18,912
"Waxed up and ready to roll"
1597
01:25:19,947 --> 01:25:23,439
"As they go by,
all the boys wink an eye"
1598
01:25:23,484 --> 01:25:26,112
"Then simply lose all control"
1599
01:25:26,154 --> 01:25:30,113
"Let me tell you
I know a place"
1600
01:25:30,158 --> 01:25:33,594
"Gonna make a blind man
lead the chase"
1601
01:25:33,628 --> 01:25:37,860
"Close as you can get
to perfection"
1602
01:25:37,899 --> 01:25:41,164
"So take a look
in that direction"
1603
01:25:41,202 --> 01:25:44,069
- "Can see you the hardbodies?"
- "Hardbodies"
1604
01:25:44,105 --> 01:25:45,868
"They mean what they say"
1605
01:25:45,907 --> 01:25:49,206
"There ain't nobody
standing in my way"
1606
01:25:49,243 --> 01:25:51,541
"See their hardbodies"
1607
01:25:51,579 --> 01:25:53,547
"Do whatever they please"
1608
01:25:53,581 --> 01:25:56,482
"And everybody,
get down on your knees"
1609
01:25:56,517 --> 01:25:58,610
- "I don't mind"
- "Hardbodies"
1610
01:25:58,653 --> 01:26:01,213
"I don't mind"
1611
01:26:01,255 --> 01:26:04,554
"Get the boys together
and we'll stand in a line"
1612
01:26:04,592 --> 01:26:06,150
- "We like to watch you slide"
- "Hardbodies"
1613
01:26:06,194 --> 01:26:08,560
"Baby, you can bet"
1614
01:26:08,596 --> 01:26:12,225
"You and me ain't ever seen
the best of it yet"
1615
01:26:12,266 --> 01:26:16,100
"Get a load of this,
get on over here"
1616
01:26:16,137 --> 01:26:19,595
"Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer"
1617
01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:21,267
- "For hardbodies"
- "Hardbodies"
1618
01:26:21,309 --> 01:26:24,039
"Hardbodies"
1619
01:26:24,078 --> 01:26:27,605
"Don't get too excited when
the boys all cheer for hardbodies"
1620
01:26:27,648 --> 01:26:29,013
- "Hardbodies"
- "Hardbodies"
1621
01:26:29,050 --> 01:26:31,280
"Hardbodies"
1622
01:26:31,319 --> 01:26:32,877
"Don't get too excited"
1623
01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:35,480
"When the boys all cheer
for hardbodies."
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