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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:24,079 (rock music playing) 2 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:38,093 "Look at the way the sun" 3 00:00:38,137 --> 00:00:39,536 "Makes 'em play" 4 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:42,507 "How can you leave them alone?" 5 00:00:43,709 --> 00:00:47,042 "They're on the sand with B-9 in hand" 6 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,174 "Caressing the places unknown" 7 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:53,674 "Let me tell you I know a place" 8 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:57,086 "Gonna put a smile on your face" 9 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:01,185 "They got the tan lines on the skin" 10 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,092 "Watch 'em rub it in" 11 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:05,154 "Rub it in" 12 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,689 "Can you see the hardbodies?" 13 00:01:07,733 --> 00:01:09,291 "They mean what they say" 14 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:11,235 "There ain't nobody" 15 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:13,363 "Standing in my way" 16 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:17,172 "See the hardbodies do whatever they please" 17 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:20,441 "And everybody dropping to their knees" 18 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,608 "I don't mind" 19 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:32,356 "Second to none, breaking out the big guns" 20 00:01:32,391 --> 00:01:35,417 "Waxed up and ready to roll" 21 00:01:35,461 --> 00:01:37,554 "As they go by" 22 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,895 "All the boys wink an eye" 23 00:01:39,932 --> 00:01:43,060 "Then simply lose all control" 24 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:46,629 "Let me tell you I know a place" 25 00:01:46,672 --> 00:01:50,574 "Gonna make a blind man lead the chase" 26 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:54,068 "Close as you can get to perfection" 27 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:57,446 "So take a look in their direction" 28 00:01:57,483 --> 00:02:00,316 "Can you see the hardbodies?" 29 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:02,218 "They mean what they say" 30 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,620 "There ain't nobody" 31 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,851 "Standing in their way" 32 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:09,089 "See the hardbodies do whatever they please" 33 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:12,825 "And everybody, get down on your knees" 34 00:02:12,865 --> 00:02:17,802 "I don't mind, I don't mind" 35 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:20,567 "Get the boys together and we'll stand in line" 36 00:02:20,606 --> 00:02:22,972 "We like to watch you slide" 37 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:24,670 "Baby, you can bet" 38 00:02:24,710 --> 00:02:28,407 "You and me ain't never seen the best of it yet" 39 00:02:28,447 --> 00:02:30,381 "Get a load of this" 40 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:32,680 "Get on on over here" 41 00:02:32,718 --> 00:02:35,812 "Don't get too excited when the boys all cheer" 42 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:39,188 - "For hardbodies, hardbodies" - "Hardbodies" 43 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:43,293 "Don't get too excited when the boys all cheer" 44 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:46,856 - "For hardbodies, hardbodies" - "Hardbodies" 45 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:50,664 "Don't get too excited when the boys all cheer" 46 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:52,227 "For hardbodies." 47 00:02:52,271 --> 00:02:54,364 (man and woman moaning) 48 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:58,377 - Woman: Scotty. - (both panting) 49 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:11,982 That wasn't too bad. 50 00:03:12,024 --> 00:03:15,187 It was bad, and you know it. 51 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:18,720 I got a short memory. How about refreshing it? 52 00:03:18,764 --> 00:03:22,723 - Scotty. - (knocking on door) 53 00:03:22,768 --> 00:03:25,134 (knocking continuing) 54 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:27,139 - Every day. - We're not here, man! 55 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:30,142 Why don't you get that? I'm going to the bathroom. 56 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:33,634 - (knocking continues) - Man, perfect timing. 57 00:03:33,679 --> 00:03:37,410 I'm coming. Hold your jets. 58 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:42,217 (wincing) Damn! 59 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,314 Hey, what's the story? 60 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:47,155 You're history here, deadbeat. That's the story. 61 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:50,754 Adios. Your eviction notice. Signed, sealed, delivered in person. 62 00:03:50,796 --> 00:03:53,788 - You're gone. - What am I, two months behind? 63 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,563 Three months. Today's the first, numbnuts. Goodbye. 64 00:03:56,602 --> 00:03:59,503 - Hey, but wait... - Not buts. No waits. You're gone. 65 00:03:59,538 --> 00:04:03,406 - Adios. So long. - Oh, man. 66 00:04:09,548 --> 00:04:12,574 - So what was that all about? - Nothing. It's handled. 67 00:04:12,618 --> 00:04:14,609 Okay. 68 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:17,088 - Well, what's the rush? - Well, it's after 9:00. 69 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:19,421 You know my sister... married a worrywart. 70 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:22,621 You rush off like this, I'm gonna feel used, you know? 71 00:04:23,729 --> 00:04:26,823 - Scotty! - Not just a one-night stand, am I? 72 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:30,563 - No! Three or four nights, okay? - Okay. 73 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,764 You've heard of eggs Benedict, right? 74 00:04:32,805 --> 00:04:35,467 Wait'll you taste eggs Scotty. 75 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:39,270 All righty, 76 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:41,143 special sauce. 77 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:44,540 That's gross, Scotty. 78 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:46,517 Do you have any OJ? 79 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,145 Oh, Scotty. 80 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:52,749 It's a science project. It's for the landlord. 81 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,090 That is gross. 82 00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:57,152 So how do you like your eggs? 83 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,423 Is over easy okay? 84 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,503 (rock music playing) 85 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:12,640 - Rag, I'm hurting, dude. - What? 86 00:05:12,678 --> 00:05:15,146 - I said I'm hurting, dude. - Can't hear you, dude. 87 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:17,342 Turn the music down. 88 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:19,078 (volume decreases) 89 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:21,916 I said I'm broke. You got that hundred bucks I lent you? 90 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:24,286 I'm on empty, dude. 91 00:05:24,323 --> 00:05:27,850 - Why? You getting hassled? - My landlord wants his rent. 92 00:05:27,893 --> 00:05:29,793 I think he keeps his dick in his wallet. 93 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,696 Bummer. Hey, let's run a scam. 94 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:35,166 No, dude, no scams. I'm sick of scams. 95 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,726 What? The kid? 96 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:40,170 Stick scammin' jammin' Scotty Palmer? No way! 97 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:43,334 No, I hate to cop to it, buddy, but the thrill is gone. 98 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,742 - Hey, Scotty, Rag! - Scotty! 99 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:48,144 (shouting) 100 00:05:48,180 --> 00:05:51,308 All right! Baby! 101 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:54,547 - So out with it, dude. - No, dude. No, dude. 102 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:56,384 How'd it go with Kristi last night? Come on. 103 00:05:56,422 --> 00:06:00,358 You mean you actually went back with Scotty to his dump. 104 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:03,123 I can't believe it. 105 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:04,720 So what happened? 106 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:07,892 Ragger, a gentleman does not discuss these things. 107 00:06:07,933 --> 00:06:11,198 - Yeah, but surfers do. - (laughing) 108 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:12,864 My lips are sealed. 109 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:15,897 I bet they weren't last night. 110 00:06:15,941 --> 00:06:19,308 What happened last night was like... oh, man. 111 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:21,336 I can't even put it into words. It was like... 112 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:24,076 Incredible. 113 00:06:24,116 --> 00:06:25,378 ...wow. 114 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,613 I felt like I was 115 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:30,349 going to explode! 116 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:32,448 Kaboom! 117 00:06:32,491 --> 00:06:34,755 Oh, Scotty! 118 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:37,422 (moaning) 119 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:38,930 Mmm, God. 120 00:06:40,299 --> 00:06:41,789 Ooh, you're so... 121 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:02,386 "Hey, wait a minute" 122 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:05,117 "Isn't that my Lynette?" 123 00:07:05,157 --> 00:07:08,058 "With that stiff Leroy in his red Corvette?" 124 00:07:08,093 --> 00:07:11,358 (men laughing) 125 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,624 (barking) 126 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,768 Worms, you horny mutt, get over here. 127 00:07:19,805 --> 00:07:21,773 Come on! 128 00:07:21,807 --> 00:07:23,934 Come on, boy. 129 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:26,308 Come here. Good boy, you little slut. 130 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:29,075 Good boy. 131 00:07:29,114 --> 00:07:31,412 That's a good boy. 132 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,778 (yelping) 133 00:07:36,822 --> 00:07:40,189 (screams) 134 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:42,786 Get off the towel! 135 00:07:42,828 --> 00:07:43,988 Give me my top! 136 00:07:44,029 --> 00:07:46,930 Come on, dog, give it to me. 137 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,628 Dang it. 138 00:07:49,668 --> 00:07:52,102 Good boy. Good boy, Worms. Good boy, Worms. 139 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:54,037 Here's your treat. Here's your reward. 140 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:56,041 Hey, creep, get your fleabag off the beach. 141 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:58,805 Yeah, and give me back my top, dog meat. 142 00:07:58,844 --> 00:08:01,438 Sure thing, lover girl. I'll even help you put it on. 143 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,448 I'll tie the straps. 144 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:07,250 - Scotty, help! - Scotty! 145 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:09,914 Quick, you guys! 146 00:08:09,955 --> 00:08:13,948 Excuse me. You're gonna have to move on down the beach. 147 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,826 - This area's quarantined. - Who says so? 148 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:18,386 I'm Scotty Palmer, pal. I'm head of the geek patrol. 149 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:21,228 Now you got a license to be geeking on this part of the beach? 150 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:24,566 Look, this is our beach. We live here. 151 00:08:24,603 --> 00:08:27,868 We don't mind sharing with you. Just don't upset the ladies, okay? 152 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:31,001 Tell me, dipshit, who's gonna stop me? 153 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:34,274 (laughing) 154 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:36,543 My friend Rag here, he's multilingual. 155 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,675 He's flipping you off in 48 languages. 156 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,322 I hope you know karate. 157 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,921 That's one dead mother. 158 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:57,231 Stop! That thing hurts! 159 00:08:57,269 --> 00:08:58,998 (screams) 160 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,438 Oh my God. You guys got balls. 161 00:09:01,473 --> 00:09:03,805 I can't believe you knocked down the Gonads' bikes. 162 00:09:03,842 --> 00:09:06,868 What, you're saying the Gonads are assholes? 163 00:09:06,912 --> 00:09:08,277 I can't believe you guys! 164 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:10,339 Your ass is grass, smiley! 165 00:09:10,382 --> 00:09:12,043 Yeah, my ass is grass, huh? 166 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,711 Come on, let's go! 167 00:09:22,494 --> 00:09:25,895 Later, dudes. 168 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:30,168 Now have I ever steered you wrong? I'm telling you. 169 00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:33,069 Kimber has got the hots for you. 170 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:35,801 He's so gross. No way. 171 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:39,538 I don't know. I think he's kind of cute. 172 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:41,569 Come on, buddy. You gotta make your move. 173 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:45,072 She's stuck up, dude. She thinks I'm a scuzz. 174 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:48,314 Forget it. He's a scuzz, Kristi, no way. 175 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:51,050 You're a hero now, man. You saved her. 176 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,615 Be Scottifitous, buddy. 177 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,727 - Listen, girls... - He's such a scuzz. 178 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:59,094 ...we got a serious morale problem. 179 00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:02,828 You know, my brave buddy Rag, he's not feeling very good about himself. 180 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:06,827 - He's just being realistic, Scott. - Oh, be realistic, Kimber. 181 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:09,306 Fuck your friend, okay? 182 00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:10,899 (girls squealing) 183 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,968 You are so cute! 184 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:15,503 I love your bod. 185 00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:24,380 Did you see that? Those two great-looking girls 186 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:27,586 with that ugly guy? 187 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,992 This could be my kind of beach. 188 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,827 Rounder, did I tell you, man, huh? 189 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:35,800 Come on, the most beautiful girls in the world are right here. 190 00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:37,961 When you're right, you're right. Am I right? 191 00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:41,097 I don't know how I let you perverts talk me into this. 192 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:44,598 Ashman, come on, what kind of attitude is that? 193 00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:46,770 You're not wussing out on us, are you? 194 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:50,771 No, Hunter, it's just all these nubiles make me feel like an old fucker. 195 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:54,047 - You are an old fucker. - So are you. So am I. So what? 196 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:57,522 Look, we spent years getting our businesses to run the way we want 'em 197 00:10:57,556 --> 00:11:00,024 so we could come and do this. This is the perfect time to do this. 198 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:03,392 Yeah, well, I've seen more than one old bull blow out his balls 199 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,329 and his brains at the same time. 200 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:08,697 That's definitely giving it your best shot. 201 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:12,465 - (imitates bull mooing) - (imitates gunshot) 202 00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:14,369 Let's go! 203 00:11:14,406 --> 00:11:16,431 (tires squealing) 204 00:11:17,776 --> 00:11:21,303 Gentlemen, I know you'll love this place. 205 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:32,222 We call this our divorcee special. 206 00:11:32,257 --> 00:11:34,817 Hey, baby, hey hey. 207 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:38,159 Good thing our ex-wives didn't get here first. 208 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,688 Four bedrooms... one with a waterbed 209 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,325 and three with extra firm mattresses. 210 00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:44,301 That's a real comfort to me, 211 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:47,533 suffering as I do from a herniated lower lumbar. 212 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:49,200 Really? How'd that happen? 213 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,038 What's Ash suffering from? 214 00:11:51,076 --> 00:11:55,035 - A bent wanger. - Bent wanger? Bummer. 215 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:01,615 Well, dip my skinny. 216 00:12:01,653 --> 00:12:03,143 Is this great? 217 00:12:03,188 --> 00:12:05,247 I can't wait to see Barnes' and the guys from the club's faces 218 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,780 when they see this. 219 00:12:06,825 --> 00:12:10,261 Hey, Hunter, we agreed, man... 220 00:12:10,295 --> 00:12:13,787 no business cronies. This thing's strictly for pleasure. 221 00:12:13,832 --> 00:12:15,925 You're right. 222 00:12:18,036 --> 00:12:20,004 - We'll take it. - Great. 223 00:12:20,038 --> 00:12:22,063 Let's go sign the lease. 224 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:28,010 Party party party party! 225 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,439 "When I'm on the beach" 226 00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:34,714 "Where I belong, yeah!" 227 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:37,221 (vocalizes) 228 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,061 Hunter: Nuh-uh-uh. That one. 229 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,464 With the tongue? 230 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,695 Trust me. That's you. 231 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:54,137 Okay, floozy patrol on the beach in a half-hour. 232 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:56,198 Be there or be square. 233 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,641 I think I'm just gonna hang around here 234 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,611 and kind of straighten things out a little bit. 235 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,638 Yeah, there's only one thing I wanna get straightened out. 236 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:06,242 Come on, Ashman, we're all going. 237 00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:12,155 - Hi. - Greetings. I saw you guys move in. 238 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:14,318 I thought you might like a little help. 239 00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:16,327 I don't think so, but thanks. 240 00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:18,454 What about your cars? You want me to detail them for you? 241 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:21,489 Chicks around here, they really like 'em looking good. 242 00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:24,764 Okay, great, go ahead. Detail 'em. 243 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:27,294 All right. 244 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,863 What's detailed? 245 00:13:28,907 --> 00:13:31,842 I don't know, but chicks love it. 246 00:13:33,378 --> 00:13:36,313 (girls speaking indistinctly) 247 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,447 - Hey, great car. - Really! 248 00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:46,457 It belong to your old man? 249 00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:47,958 You kidding? This is my car. 250 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,858 - You wish. You wish. - You wish. 251 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,056 No shit. It's my house too, right here. 252 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,564 - Oh, right. - Really? 253 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,693 And I'm Miss America. 254 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,532 No, I swear to God. I inherited it. 255 00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,798 Both: Really? 256 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:02,807 My folks were anthropologists. About a year ago they got killed 257 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,399 on a field trip to New Guinea. 258 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,741 - Oh, God, that... - Really? 259 00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:08,746 They got ambushed by headhunters. 260 00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:11,510 You mean like... (mimics cutting) 261 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:14,178 - Yeah. - Girls: Eww! 262 00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:16,187 Yeah, it messed me up real bad for a while. 263 00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:19,679 Yeah, ever since I haven't been able to have any kind of sexual relations. 264 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,352 No sex. 265 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:24,157 Giving head doesn't sound like very much fun anymore. 266 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,892 Liar! 267 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,866 Well... 268 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:32,064 maybe we can help you out. 269 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:34,334 "No one ever done me" 270 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,773 "Done me like she does" 271 00:14:36,808 --> 00:14:39,538 "I gotta have some of your love" 272 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,205 "Losin' it..." 273 00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:43,578 - (bell rings) - Hi. 274 00:14:43,615 --> 00:14:45,606 Hi. 275 00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:48,786 (vocalizes) 276 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:51,755 (bell rings) 277 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,758 I like ringing your bell. 278 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,259 Most guys do. 279 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,285 Right on. 280 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:01,595 I just rented the hippest house on the beach. 281 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,828 I got some bitchen cars, too. 282 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,234 You wanna party? 283 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:06,965 What do you have in mind? 284 00:15:07,005 --> 00:15:08,802 Whatever turns you on... 285 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,207 a little wine, Jacuz-arooski, 286 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,711 sex. 287 00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:18,678 How much are you gonna pay me? 288 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:21,379 You're kidding. (laughs) 289 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,411 I don't pay for sex. 290 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,825 And I don't fuck fossils for free. 291 00:15:27,859 --> 00:15:29,451 "Ooh, sweet little girl" 292 00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:31,962 "I can't get enough of you" 293 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:34,932 "Ooh, sweet little girl" 294 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,595 "I can't get enough of you" 295 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,298 "Mmm! Little girl" 296 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,603 "I can't get enough" 297 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:45,542 "Oh!" 298 00:15:49,314 --> 00:15:50,781 Jogging's fun, isn't it? 299 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,841 Especially alone. 300 00:15:54,152 --> 00:15:56,643 I usually jog 10 miles in the morning, 301 00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:58,485 10 at night. 302 00:15:58,523 --> 00:16:01,083 You must be in great shape. 303 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:05,119 I'm a marathon runner. World class. 304 00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:08,360 You wanna race to the pier? 305 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,958 Okay. 306 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,232 You wanna bet on it? 307 00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:15,501 Sure. What do you wanna bet? 308 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,475 If you beat me, eat me. 309 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,637 "Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!" 310 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,375 "Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!" 311 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:25,144 "Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!" 312 00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:28,550 "Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!" 313 00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:33,282 "Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!" 314 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,293 "Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!" 315 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,057 "Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!" 316 00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:40,587 "Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!" 317 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,600 - (wheezes) - You all right? 318 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,499 I'm fine. I'm fine. 319 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:48,495 Just trying to give you a little lead. A little... 320 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,974 "East, west, coast to coast" 321 00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,773 "Tearing it up in a weekend bar" 322 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,905 "Smile for the camera, boy..." 323 00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:01,717 Boys, the pond was dry 324 00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:04,187 or I'm using the wrong kind of bait. 325 00:17:04,222 --> 00:17:06,884 Yeah, I landed a tight little blonde. 326 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,359 Had to throw her back. She was jailbait. 327 00:17:09,394 --> 00:17:11,658 Good. No jailbait. 328 00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:14,187 - Agreed? - Both: Agreed. 329 00:17:14,232 --> 00:17:17,065 - How old was she? - 15. 330 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:20,629 15? I have underwear 15 years old. 331 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,374 - (car approaching) - Hey, wait a minute. 332 00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:28,038 That sounds like my car. 333 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,910 That was so much fun! 334 00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,852 Oh, God, we gotta do it again. 335 00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:38,048 Yes, when are we gonna go up in your plane, huh? 336 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,718 I don't know. Maybe next week. I should have my Lear jet by then. 337 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:44,160 That was so much fun. I was so scared when you were going around. 338 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:47,029 - Shh. - When you get a chance, 339 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:49,465 we'd like to have a word with you, please. 340 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,401 I'll see you guys. I gotta run. 341 00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:53,961 No, one more ride. - My neighbor needs some advice. 342 00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:56,030 When Scotty Palmer talks... 343 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,338 - Girls: Bullshit walks! - Okay. 344 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:03,770 - God, Scotty. - Bye, Scotty. 345 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,094 Hey, listen, guys, about the car. 346 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,726 I just took it for a little spin to blow off the water spots. 347 00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,394 - Of course. - And the girls, 348 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,666 they were there to buff the upholstery, right? 349 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,367 You know that thing is like a magnet 350 00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:31,068 for hardbodies. 351 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,406 Hardbodies? 352 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,968 What's a hardbody? 353 00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,674 Hardbodies. You know, the little foxes down on the beach. 354 00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:38,910 Scotty, you mind if I ask you a personal question? 355 00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,440 Sure, shoot. 356 00:18:40,485 --> 00:18:42,817 How did you manage to pick up all those girls? 357 00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:45,186 I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them. 358 00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:46,952 Dialogued them? 359 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,960 Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD. 360 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:52,054 - BBD? - That's not like herpes, is it? 361 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:56,033 BBD... it's the bigger and better deal. 362 00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,558 You guys don't get it, do you? 363 00:18:58,603 --> 00:19:01,003 These chicks are locals. 364 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,007 They want something better out of life. 365 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,975 That's a faster car, 366 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,602 a richer boyfriend. 367 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,670 Hotter action, that's the BBD. 368 00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:10,237 Oh, that's great. 369 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:14,150 Scotty, could you teach someone like us 370 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,746 to dialogue girls the way you do? 371 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:19,484 It's easy. Any slob can dialogue a girl. 372 00:19:19,524 --> 00:19:22,357 - Then teach me. - Look, I'm not a pimp, okay? 373 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,988 Come on, Scotty. Nobody said you were a pimp. 374 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:27,624 We don't want you to pimp for us. All we want you to do is teach us how 375 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,156 to get girls for ourselves. 376 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:32,728 I don't know, guys. Sounds kind of lame. 377 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:36,036 Speaking of bigger and better deals, 378 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,235 how would you like to live here 379 00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:40,369 in this house? 380 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,346 It's the best house on the beach. 381 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:44,109 Drive our cars whenever you want? 382 00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:47,050 Live in luxury, like a king of the beach. 383 00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,747 Are you guys fags? 384 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,949 Yeah, I'm the Queen of France, 385 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,220 and these are the D'Angelo sisters. 386 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,727 Come on, Scotty. We're perfectly straight, man. 387 00:19:56,761 --> 00:19:59,059 That's the problem. We're too straight. 388 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,395 All we're interested in are hardbodies, 389 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,401 and we want you to teach us how to get them. 390 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,403 To dialogue 'em. 391 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:06,904 And BBD 'em. 392 00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:09,736 And for that, you get the run of the house for as long as you like. 393 00:20:09,774 --> 00:20:12,072 I don't know. 394 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,374 It just doesn't sound solid to me. 395 00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:17,438 We might be willing to pay you. 396 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:21,350 You're making me sound like a pimp again. 397 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,081 How much? 398 00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:26,750 Let's say $500 a month walking around money. 399 00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:28,656 I think I could walk a lot with $750. 400 00:20:28,693 --> 00:20:30,854 $500 is tops. 401 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:33,329 I don't know, guys. It sounds kind of sleazy. 402 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,128 But I'll tell you what... 403 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,135 I will sleep on it and get back to you tomorrow. 404 00:20:39,971 --> 00:20:42,201 Scotty. 405 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,867 Sweet dreams. 406 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:50,304 (tires screeching) 407 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:56,283 Man. 408 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:08,693 (grunts) 409 00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:17,833 - (dog snarling) - (Scotty screams) 410 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,412 (mimics barking) 411 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,680 (laughing) 412 00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,079 Man: So long, numbnuts. 413 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,903 Read this. 414 00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:54,434 - Hey! - You ate. 415 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:57,039 (tapping) 416 00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:00,908 Hey, guys, I got great news. 417 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:02,715 I thought about this thing all night. 418 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,915 I decided I'm gonna help you guys out 419 00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:06,719 and for only $600 a month. 420 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,817 $600? 421 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,350 I sensed a strong aura of need around here, 422 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:13,455 and what can I say? I'm a giving type of guy. 423 00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:17,791 - You've got yourself a deal. - All right. 424 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,703 So when do we start? 425 00:22:22,073 --> 00:22:24,803 We already have. 426 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,368 Get out of here. 427 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:32,343 Excuse me, little darling. 428 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:35,581 How'd you like to go suck down a couple of cold beers? 429 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:38,145 Piss off, schmuck. 430 00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:40,714 (laughing) 431 00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,226 See that, Ash? 432 00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:44,990 No matter how mellow it comes out, it's still a line. 433 00:22:45,029 --> 00:22:46,997 These chicks are black and blue from getting hit by lines. 434 00:22:47,031 --> 00:22:49,727 - You gotta give 'em something fresh. - Like what, buddy? 435 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:53,169 The dialogue. The whole purpose is to throw them off-guard. 436 00:22:53,204 --> 00:22:55,195 I think it's time I gave you guys a little demonstration. 437 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,674 - Hunter: All right, let's go. - Okay, come on. 438 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,472 What's the matter, boys? 439 00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,877 Don't you find me attractive? 440 00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:15,626 Are you okay? 441 00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:18,629 Yeah, I'm okay. I was just watching this incredible-looking blonde skate. 442 00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:21,530 I wasn't looking what l... I... 443 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,866 Oh, God, wow. 444 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:35,038 Oh, you're the good... you're... 445 00:23:35,079 --> 00:23:37,070 I am really embarrassed. 446 00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:39,242 I can't believe I just said all that. 447 00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:40,808 - I am really embarrassed. - You were really watching me 448 00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:42,877 - when you tripped? - I started watching you 449 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,355 all the way up the beach over there. 450 00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:47,915 You are absolutely beautiful. 451 00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:50,052 You're a model, right? 452 00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:51,493 No, I wanna be, 453 00:23:51,529 --> 00:23:54,089 but right now I'm just waiting tables for a living. 454 00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:56,828 You are waiting tables. 455 00:23:56,868 --> 00:24:00,497 Well, listen, we are having a party on Saturday night 456 00:24:00,538 --> 00:24:04,167 and practically every modeling agent in this city is gonna be there. 457 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,268 And I bet you they'd love to meet you. 458 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:09,075 Really? That sounds great. 459 00:24:09,113 --> 00:24:12,014 - Look, I'm Scotty Palmer. - I'm Angie. 460 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,540 Listen, the address 461 00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:16,110 is 202 Ocean Way, okay? 462 00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:18,588 These are my friends, by the way. 463 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:20,591 They're gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. 464 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,253 - Thank you very much. - Thank you for being so beautiful. 465 00:24:23,294 --> 00:24:25,455 - See you Saturday. - Saturday. 466 00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:28,489 Bye, guys. Bye. 467 00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:35,897 - Scotty: You're up, big buddy. - Rounder: Me? 468 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:37,908 - You. - What do I do? 469 00:24:37,942 --> 00:24:39,807 - Just go for it. - Go for it. 470 00:24:39,844 --> 00:24:42,711 - Go for it. Just like I did. - Like you did. 471 00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:52,951 - (bell rings) - (screams) 472 00:24:58,296 --> 00:25:02,062 Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm, but an "F" for technique. 473 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:05,102 - How about a "J" for jerkoff? - (guys laughing) 474 00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:08,105 You know what? I think it's time I took you guys to the ultimate place 475 00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:09,572 for meeting women... 476 00:25:09,607 --> 00:25:12,007 a hidden valley of hardbodies. 477 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:14,034 And the only thing you need to know to gain entry 478 00:25:14,078 --> 00:25:15,670 are the secret passwords... 479 00:25:15,713 --> 00:25:18,238 "Let's go shopping." 480 00:25:20,251 --> 00:25:23,914 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Feast your eyes, guys. 481 00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:26,219 They're alone. They're off-guard. 482 00:25:26,257 --> 00:25:29,658 These chicks are ready to be dialogued. 483 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:33,061 Look at you guys... dumpy, frumpy and lumpy. 484 00:25:33,097 --> 00:25:35,759 We've gotta do something about the way you guys look. 485 00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:42,365 Mr. Ashby, you're next. 486 00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:45,308 Hey, son, I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick 487 00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:46,970 than get my hair cut here. 488 00:25:47,011 --> 00:25:49,309 Whatever turns you on, Tex. 489 00:25:51,783 --> 00:25:53,876 "Somebody's getting you down" 490 00:25:53,918 --> 00:25:57,354 "Well, you know, it's just how things go" 491 00:25:57,388 --> 00:26:01,119 "Get up, your Saturday night" 492 00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:04,424 "Where you'll know you'll be all right, girl" 493 00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:08,057 "Well, you don't know what you're doing without" 494 00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:11,432 "Well, let me show you what I'm talking about" 495 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:16,369 "I see the boys on the block" 496 00:26:16,407 --> 00:26:19,865 "And they ask me where you're at, girl" 497 00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,374 "I say you're wasting your time" 498 00:26:23,414 --> 00:26:26,850 "Better get on up to bat, girl" 499 00:26:26,884 --> 00:26:28,818 "Well, you don't know" 500 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,411 "What we're talking about" 501 00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:32,320 "And I don't know" 502 00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,757 "But we'll figure it out" 503 00:26:36,327 --> 00:26:38,056 "And I keep wanting to say" 504 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:40,564 "Hello hello hello!" 505 00:26:40,598 --> 00:26:42,589 "Come on and step in my ride" 506 00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:45,728 "We'll go downtown and dance away" 507 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:51,232 - "Hello hello hello!" - (chanting) 508 00:26:51,275 --> 00:26:52,902 "We're gonna make it all right" 509 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,970 - "Hey, girl, you've got it anyway..." - All: Break! 510 00:27:02,186 --> 00:27:04,677 "He gives you all of his lines" 511 00:27:04,722 --> 00:27:08,055 "Makes you think he's some big actor" 512 00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:11,558 "Meanwhile, he's running around" 513 00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:14,087 "And you know just what he's after" 514 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,965 "Well, he don't know" 515 00:27:17,001 --> 00:27:20,027 "What you're really about, let him go" 516 00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:23,234 "And let him figure it out" 517 00:27:24,609 --> 00:27:26,941 "Don't waste your time by the phone" 518 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:30,812 "Come on, grab your shoes and hat, girl" 519 00:27:30,848 --> 00:27:34,045 "Go show the boys on the block" 520 00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:37,179 "Just exactly where you're at, girl" 521 00:27:37,221 --> 00:27:40,748 "'Cause you don't show what you're thinking about" 522 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:44,523 "Hey, girl, you know that it's gonna work out" 523 00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:48,464 "Yeah! And I keep on saying" 524 00:27:48,499 --> 00:27:50,990 "Hello hello hello!" 525 00:27:51,035 --> 00:27:53,162 "Come on and step in my ride" 526 00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:56,901 "We'll go downtown and dance away" 527 00:27:58,776 --> 00:28:01,244 "Hello hello hello!" 528 00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:03,474 "We're gonna make it all right" 529 00:28:03,514 --> 00:28:08,247 "Hey, girl, you've got it anyway" 530 00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:11,653 "Don't gotta make no obligation" 531 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,919 "Just gotta get the situation" 532 00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:17,291 "Get it over and over" 533 00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:19,262 "And over and over" 534 00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:21,857 "Hello hello hello!" 535 00:28:21,899 --> 00:28:24,026 "Come on and step in my ride" 536 00:28:24,068 --> 00:28:27,037 "We'll go downtown and get away." 537 00:28:27,071 --> 00:28:28,595 (shouts) 538 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:33,074 All right! 539 00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:34,908 Yes, Lord! 540 00:28:35,913 --> 00:28:39,110 (rock music playing) 541 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,489 - Hi, there. - Hi. 542 00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:48,356 - How's the house working out? - Great. Having a ball. 543 00:28:48,392 --> 00:28:51,691 I bet. How's the hunt for hardbodies going? 544 00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:55,130 You know, it's the thrill of the chase. We're not taking it serious or anything. 545 00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:57,964 Big Kahuna to Southern Comfort. 546 00:28:58,002 --> 00:29:00,129 You read me, Southern Comfort? Come on. 547 00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:02,264 Loud and clear, Big Kahuna. 548 00:29:02,306 --> 00:29:04,604 There's a hot little hardbody heading your way right now. 549 00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:07,440 Why don't you intercept her and show her no mercy? 550 00:29:07,478 --> 00:29:10,242 Roger, Big Kahuna. Out. 551 00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:12,408 Southern Comfort. Is that your handle? 552 00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:13,781 Yeah. 553 00:29:13,818 --> 00:29:17,618 I'm a little aged, but I go down smooth. 554 00:29:17,655 --> 00:29:20,453 Hey, Lana, watch this. 555 00:29:20,491 --> 00:29:22,391 Neat, huh? 556 00:29:22,426 --> 00:29:25,554 Will you tell Kristi that I came by to say hello? 557 00:29:25,596 --> 00:29:27,120 Sure thing, Candy. 558 00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:29,156 Thanks. Bye. 559 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,134 Bye. 560 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:36,967 (giggling) 561 00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:44,476 (wincing) 562 00:29:44,515 --> 00:29:48,007 (laughing) 563 00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:49,849 Is that any way to treat the men in your lives? 564 00:29:49,887 --> 00:29:51,684 We're only paying you back. 565 00:29:51,722 --> 00:29:53,815 - Rag: Paying us back for what? - Tell him. 566 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:57,055 We have been hit on over five times today 567 00:29:57,094 --> 00:29:59,255 by your stupid geek squad. 568 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:02,289 Yeah, Scotty, how's the pimp biz? 569 00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,528 Hey, now that is unfair, okay? That's below the belt. 570 00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:06,537 Really? Word down on the beach is 571 00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:08,903 you've moved in with a bunch of sex geezers. 572 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:12,307 They might be old, ugly and horny, but actually they're very nice guys. 573 00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:13,901 Hard-ups with hard-ons. 574 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,936 There's a lot of that going around. 575 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:17,447 Listen, I need to talk to Kristi for a minute. 576 00:30:17,481 --> 00:30:19,745 - We'll be right back. - I'll wait out here. 577 00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:21,718 I'll keep Kimberly company. 578 00:30:21,752 --> 00:30:23,549 I'm not lonely, Rag. 579 00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:26,386 But I am. 580 00:30:26,424 --> 00:30:28,517 - What's the big deal? - You'll see. 581 00:30:28,559 --> 00:30:30,459 - Brewski? - No, thanks. 582 00:30:30,494 --> 00:30:32,359 I'm watching my figure. 583 00:30:32,396 --> 00:30:34,387 Yeah, me too. 584 00:30:39,136 --> 00:30:41,127 This room is all mine. 585 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,800 - Can you stand it? - Just barely. 586 00:30:43,841 --> 00:30:45,399 What are all those knobs for? 587 00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:47,240 Scotty: I don't know. 588 00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:49,143 You mean you haven't used them yet? 589 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,670 Nuh-uh. 590 00:30:52,416 --> 00:30:54,543 Let's see. This is the master. 591 00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:58,484 And this. 592 00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:08,390 Whoa! 593 00:31:08,432 --> 00:31:11,492 Ho-ho! 594 00:31:11,535 --> 00:31:13,833 And now for some ocean motion. 595 00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:16,965 (water gurgling) 596 00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:21,002 Oh, too cool! 597 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,411 Perfect wave right in my own room. 598 00:31:23,447 --> 00:31:25,915 And now for some atmosphere. 599 00:31:27,084 --> 00:31:29,348 (disco music playing) 600 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:32,618 Oh, far fucking out. 601 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:34,557 The best is yet to come. 602 00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:37,618 Slow this thing down a little bit. I'm starting to get seasick. 603 00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:39,391 Now, Scotty, 604 00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:42,957 get ready for the big bang. 605 00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:05,047 How do you know about all this stuff? 606 00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,523 Hey, you've been around. I've been around. 607 00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,116 And who with? 608 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,152 - (laughing) - What's so funny? 609 00:32:13,397 --> 00:32:15,763 My sister. 610 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,893 Yeah, Lana, she rents this place out. 611 00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:21,268 I've been here lots of times. 612 00:32:21,305 --> 00:32:23,865 Is everything turned on now? 613 00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:26,172 Everything is now. 614 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,713 (vocalizing) 615 00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:47,356 "You called your friends and they're coming on over" 616 00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:50,299 "The party is on, the party's on!" 617 00:32:50,334 --> 00:32:53,735 "We might get crazy, but we won't get sober" 618 00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:57,002 "The party is on, the party's on!" 619 00:32:57,041 --> 00:33:00,135 "Well, you can bet your life" 620 00:33:00,177 --> 00:33:02,441 "And you'd better watch your wife" 621 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,416 "And we'll be feeling all right" 622 00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:09,749 "Yeah, the party's on tonight" 623 00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:14,914 "Well, we're gonna party till the day after, baby" 624 00:33:14,959 --> 00:33:18,258 "The party is on, the party's on!" 625 00:33:18,295 --> 00:33:21,458 "The girls I know will drive you crazy" 626 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:24,627 "The party is on, the party's on!" 627 00:33:24,668 --> 00:33:27,967 "Well, you can bet your life" 628 00:33:28,005 --> 00:33:30,235 "Nobody will be walking right" 629 00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:34,142 "And we'll be feeling all right" 630 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:39,206 "Yeah, the party's on tonight!" 631 00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:46,948 - Hi. - Heart attack. 632 00:33:46,991 --> 00:33:49,653 - Heart attack, my ass. - With pleasure. 633 00:33:49,693 --> 00:33:52,662 Hey, Rag, got a party about to happen, dude. Where's the band? 634 00:33:52,696 --> 00:33:54,323 Bad news, dude. They just called. 635 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:56,663 They're playing a bar mitzvah in Encino. 636 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:59,601 Well, dude, we need a band. What are we gonna do? 637 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:04,072 Wait a second. I got it. 638 00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:05,905 What? Where are you going? 639 00:34:09,413 --> 00:34:11,347 (rock music playing) 640 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,476 "Yeah yeah!" 641 00:34:14,518 --> 00:34:16,645 "He's got the body" 642 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,382 "Yeah yeah!" 643 00:34:18,422 --> 00:34:21,550 "Computer madness" 644 00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:23,287 "He'll pull the plug" 645 00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:26,194 "Computer madness" 646 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:28,698 "He'll pull the plug" 647 00:34:28,732 --> 00:34:30,632 "Computer madness" 648 00:34:30,668 --> 00:34:33,034 "Computer madness" 649 00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:35,300 "Computer madness" 650 00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:37,899 "Computer madness." 651 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:40,308 Hello. 652 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:42,778 I hope you're not here to complain about the noise. 653 00:34:42,813 --> 00:34:45,782 No way. You guys, you're awesome. 654 00:34:45,816 --> 00:34:47,443 Thanks. 655 00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:49,612 What record company you guys record for? 656 00:34:49,653 --> 00:34:51,951 We don't have a label. 657 00:34:51,989 --> 00:34:55,152 - We can't even get a gig. - (drum roll) 658 00:34:55,192 --> 00:34:57,319 Well, you know what, girls? 659 00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:59,556 I got a feeling something's right around the corner. 660 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:01,895 - Band: Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 661 00:35:01,932 --> 00:35:04,059 (rock music playing) 662 00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:22,550 "By the phone" 663 00:35:22,586 --> 00:35:24,451 "All alone" 664 00:35:24,488 --> 00:35:26,479 "Will he call?" 665 00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:28,253 "Or will he stall?" 666 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,487 "You want some fun?" 667 00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:32,860 "Another one" 668 00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:35,024 "String that bait" 669 00:35:35,065 --> 00:35:37,397 "While you wait" 670 00:35:37,434 --> 00:35:40,995 "Don't you feel bad about it?" 671 00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:44,804 "You just can't live without him" 672 00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:47,106 "Maria" 673 00:35:47,144 --> 00:35:49,203 "When will you" 674 00:35:49,246 --> 00:35:51,441 "Be by his side?" 675 00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,450 "By his side?" 676 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:57,147 "Maria, when will you" 677 00:35:57,188 --> 00:36:01,921 "Be satisfied? Be satisfied?" 678 00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:09,695 "Maria, when will you" 679 00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:12,725 "Be by his side?" 680 00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:14,897 "By his side?" 681 00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:17,066 "Maria" 682 00:36:17,107 --> 00:36:21,373 "When will you be satisfied?" 683 00:36:21,412 --> 00:36:23,380 "Be satisfied?" 684 00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:25,541 "Maria" 685 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:27,676 "When will you" 686 00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:29,652 "Be by his side?" 687 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,848 "By his side?" 688 00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:33,413 "Maria..." 689 00:36:33,457 --> 00:36:35,152 Thank you. 690 00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:42,055 Thank you. All right. 691 00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:44,431 We'd like to dedicate this next number 692 00:36:44,468 --> 00:36:47,301 to our new manager, Mr. Party himself... 693 00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:49,568 Scotty Palmer! 694 00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:52,735 All right, man, right on! 695 00:36:52,776 --> 00:36:54,573 I didn't know you manage bands. 696 00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:57,376 Stick around, baby. Surprise is my middle name. 697 00:36:57,414 --> 00:37:00,212 What's the name? 698 00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:02,549 The band, what's the name? 699 00:37:02,586 --> 00:37:03,951 Diaper Rash. 700 00:37:03,988 --> 00:37:07,947 That sucks. Change the name, call me tomorrow. We'll have lunch. 701 00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:10,688 "Be with you" 702 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,253 - "They want to be with me" - "They want to be with you" 703 00:37:13,297 --> 00:37:15,231 "They want to be with me" 704 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:19,168 - "They want to be with you" - "They want to be with me..." 705 00:37:19,203 --> 00:37:21,467 - Howdy. - Howdy. 706 00:37:21,505 --> 00:37:23,234 I'm Carlton Ashby. 707 00:37:23,274 --> 00:37:25,742 Cool name. I'm Michelle. 708 00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:28,404 Michelle, what do you do? 709 00:37:28,445 --> 00:37:32,040 Well, that all depends on who I'm with. 710 00:37:32,082 --> 00:37:34,312 No, I mean what kind of work do you do? 711 00:37:34,351 --> 00:37:37,582 I teach aerobics. How about you, Carlton? 712 00:37:37,621 --> 00:37:39,350 Fertilizer's my game. 713 00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:41,551 I own a manure factory in Texas. 714 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,992 - You mean like... - Cow shit. 715 00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:46,394 (laughing) 716 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:48,489 100% grade "A" 717 00:37:48,532 --> 00:37:50,329 finger-licking good pasture patties 718 00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:51,994 to sprinkle on your rose bushes. 719 00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:55,597 I love it. Mom always used to warn me about bullshit artists, 720 00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:58,836 but she never told me how to handle a cowshit king. 721 00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:02,141 Speaking of good shit... 722 00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:04,477 - I can't believe it. - Oh, my dress. 723 00:38:04,515 --> 00:38:06,506 It's ruined. It'll never come out. 724 00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:09,041 You know what? If you soak that right away, 725 00:38:09,086 --> 00:38:11,577 - there's a chance. - But I'll have to take it off. 726 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:13,647 - Ricki... - Nicki. 727 00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:16,159 Nicki, of course. Look, the bathroom's right over there. 728 00:38:16,193 --> 00:38:17,387 Okay, thanks. 729 00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:20,022 Listen, Nicki, I am really sorry, okay? 730 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:22,032 I feel like such a klutz. I can't believe it. 731 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:24,626 We were talking and someone pushed me. 732 00:38:24,668 --> 00:38:26,067 I don't even know how it happened. 733 00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:28,628 That's okay. You've been really sweet. 734 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:42,016 Robert E Lee. 735 00:38:42,052 --> 00:38:44,020 Ma'am? 736 00:38:44,054 --> 00:38:46,045 You remind me of Robert E Lee. 737 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,558 I like to nickname my men before I fuck them. 738 00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:50,992 Just like that? 739 00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:53,189 Whatever became of romance? 740 00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:55,596 (Southern accent) Why, Ashby darling, 741 00:38:55,632 --> 00:38:58,624 you want romance? Read a novel. 742 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,433 (normal voice) You want me? 743 00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:03,406 I'm upstairs. 744 00:39:19,456 --> 00:39:22,687 - (gasps) - Party time! Ba-ba! 745 00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:27,694 You creep! You totally lied to me. 746 00:39:27,731 --> 00:39:29,926 Hold on a second. Hey, what did I do? 747 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:32,299 You said there would be modeling agents here. 748 00:39:32,336 --> 00:39:34,201 Gee, no, you must have got here right after they left. 749 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,001 Bullshit! That was just a line. 750 00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:38,337 No, it's true, really. Look, I got an idea. 751 00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:40,343 Why don't we go upstairs and take some pictures? 752 00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:42,845 Then I could send them to the agents. They're all my good friends. 753 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,313 - Yeah. - Oh, really? 754 00:39:44,348 --> 00:39:46,077 - Really. - No, really. 755 00:39:46,116 --> 00:39:48,243 Come on, let's go. 756 00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:51,049 Modeling agents? Scotty. 757 00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:56,756 How about just right over there by the bed? That'll be good. 758 00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:59,024 I'm not taking my clothes off. 759 00:39:59,062 --> 00:40:00,620 No no no. Just a face shot. 760 00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:03,064 I know what I'm doing. 761 00:40:04,601 --> 00:40:06,432 The lens cap is on. 762 00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:10,099 - Huh? - The lens cap. 763 00:40:16,613 --> 00:40:18,444 Hey, what's going on in here? 764 00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:20,245 Taking pictures for a modeling agency. 765 00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:22,218 Yeah? Will you take a few of me? 766 00:40:22,252 --> 00:40:24,220 Sure. The more the merrier. 767 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:30,325 Hey, is this the modeling agency that's taking pictures? 768 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,260 - Mm-hmm. - Can I join? 769 00:40:32,296 --> 00:40:34,287 Mm-hmm. 770 00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:48,501 Come on, take some more of me. 771 00:40:48,545 --> 00:40:50,445 - Over here! - Me! 772 00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:56,008 So how's that photographer doing? 773 00:40:56,053 --> 00:40:57,577 Great. He's already taken a hundred pictures. 774 00:40:57,621 --> 00:41:00,647 - He hasn't reloaded once. - Really? 775 00:41:00,691 --> 00:41:02,158 Ooh, great picture. 776 00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:05,025 I've got a great body, too. 777 00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:08,259 That's nothing. My body is better. 778 00:41:20,244 --> 00:41:22,508 "Computer madness" 779 00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:25,515 "Yeah yeah!" 780 00:41:25,549 --> 00:41:27,278 "He's got the body" 781 00:41:27,317 --> 00:41:30,013 "Yeah yeah!" 782 00:41:30,053 --> 00:41:31,953 "Computer madness" 783 00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:35,015 "He'll pull the plug" 784 00:41:35,058 --> 00:41:36,286 "Computer madness" 785 00:41:36,326 --> 00:41:40,126 "He'll pull the plug" 786 00:41:40,163 --> 00:41:42,097 "Computer madness" 787 00:41:42,132 --> 00:41:44,600 "Computer madness" 788 00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:46,603 "Computer madness" 789 00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:48,434 "Computer madness..." 790 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:54,743 - Hey, Kristi. - That's disgusting. 791 00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:57,008 I can't believe you could stand there and watch. 792 00:41:57,047 --> 00:41:59,015 And you really think it's funny, don't you? 793 00:41:59,049 --> 00:42:00,949 Kristi, nobody's getting hurt. It's just a yuck. 794 00:42:00,984 --> 00:42:02,383 (gong bongs) 795 00:42:02,419 --> 00:42:04,979 (imitating Tarzan's yell) 796 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:14,186 And what's that? Another yuck? 797 00:42:14,231 --> 00:42:16,358 It must be something chemical when you turn 30. 798 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,061 Well, I don't think it's funny. 799 00:42:18,101 --> 00:42:21,730 I think all these guys are jerks, and I don't want to be around them. 800 00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:24,070 Kristi. 801 00:42:26,143 --> 00:42:28,577 Hey, come on, don't go. 802 00:42:28,612 --> 00:42:30,477 I was kind of hoping we were gonna spend the night together. 803 00:42:30,514 --> 00:42:33,347 Why? So that you could get up afterwards 804 00:42:33,383 --> 00:42:36,216 and do your Tarzan imitation, too? 805 00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:38,346 No, thanks, Scotty. 806 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,976 (yells) 807 00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:03,377 (coughs) 808 00:43:03,413 --> 00:43:06,610 (yelling) 809 00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:18,656 Ash, Ash! 810 00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:22,992 - (blows raspberries) - Oh, God! 811 00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:25,399 - Morning. - Good morning. 812 00:43:25,435 --> 00:43:27,062 What time is it? 813 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:29,265 0600. 814 00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:30,830 Oh, 6:00. 815 00:43:30,874 --> 00:43:33,707 Come on, time to rise and shine. 816 00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:36,440 I'm more likely to stoop and puke. 817 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,278 My liver's staging a major coup d'�tat. 818 00:43:39,316 --> 00:43:42,649 Come on! It's a perfect day for a marathon. 819 00:43:42,686 --> 00:43:44,779 First we'll make love, 820 00:43:44,821 --> 00:43:46,345 then we'll go for a jog 821 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:48,119 and then we can come back and make love again 822 00:43:48,158 --> 00:43:50,285 till we bounce off the walls. (shrieking) 823 00:43:54,698 --> 00:43:56,928 (sighs) 824 00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:14,774 Good morning. 825 00:44:20,223 --> 00:44:21,690 What's the matter with Rounder? 826 00:44:21,725 --> 00:44:23,386 He spend the night with Candy last night. 827 00:44:23,427 --> 00:44:24,451 So? 828 00:44:26,463 --> 00:44:30,058 Good morning, fellas. Get your rocks off last night? 829 00:44:32,536 --> 00:44:34,470 What did she do, bite his wanger off? 830 00:44:34,504 --> 00:44:36,734 No, he's got a case of blue balls... you know, love nuts. 831 00:44:36,773 --> 00:44:38,138 Get out of here. 832 00:44:39,376 --> 00:44:42,140 Can anyone think of something good 833 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:44,409 for breakfast? 834 00:44:46,249 --> 00:44:48,217 She's a real space module, buddy. 835 00:44:48,251 --> 00:44:50,481 On the beach, we call her "Candy Wrapper." 836 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,885 Candy Wrapper? 837 00:44:51,922 --> 00:44:54,117 Yeah, she melts in your ear, not in your hand. 838 00:44:54,157 --> 00:44:56,853 She talks sex nonstop. She won't put out. 839 00:45:10,674 --> 00:45:13,370 Oh! Excuse me, I... 840 00:45:13,410 --> 00:45:14,900 (giggles) 841 00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:30,556 Come on, you wuss! Let's do five more miles! 842 00:45:30,594 --> 00:45:32,562 Go ahead, I'll catch up with you. 843 00:45:34,664 --> 00:45:37,690 Congratulations. I see you made your big score. 844 00:45:37,734 --> 00:45:39,497 - Yeah. - Enjoying yourself? 845 00:45:39,536 --> 00:45:43,370 Yeah, Michelle's a spunky little filly. Keeps me off my can. 846 00:45:43,406 --> 00:45:45,670 You look a little tired. 847 00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:48,303 Well, you know what they say... 848 00:45:48,345 --> 00:45:50,813 no pain, no gain. 849 00:45:50,847 --> 00:45:52,974 Well, you'd better start pumping 'cause your little filly's 850 00:45:53,016 --> 00:45:55,007 - halfway around the track. - Oh God. 851 00:45:55,051 --> 00:45:56,882 - See you around. - All right. 852 00:46:00,490 --> 00:46:02,321 ('80s pop music playing) 853 00:46:19,009 --> 00:46:21,375 Come on, come on. Tuck it in, tuck it in. 854 00:46:21,411 --> 00:46:23,106 Tuck it in. Straighten that back now. 855 00:46:23,146 --> 00:46:25,410 Straighten that back. Looking good, looking good. 856 00:46:25,448 --> 00:46:27,541 Come on, Mickey. What are you, a sissy? 857 00:46:27,584 --> 00:46:29,609 That's only 50 lbs. Push it, girl. 858 00:46:29,653 --> 00:46:31,245 Push it, come on. 859 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,880 Come on. Come on. 860 00:46:32,923 --> 00:46:34,891 Hey, I love ya. 861 00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:36,586 20 more, go gobble some protein. 862 00:46:36,626 --> 00:46:38,150 - Oh! Mr. Manager. - Rocco. 863 00:46:38,195 --> 00:46:40,789 Hey, I like your girls. They sound good, they look good. 864 00:46:40,831 --> 00:46:43,561 Tell me, do they screw good? (laughs) 865 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,795 Now don't tell me... I like ladies with mystery. 866 00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:48,236 Hey Rocco, I got a new name for the band. 867 00:46:48,271 --> 00:46:50,136 Yeah, good, 'cause that other name... 868 00:46:50,173 --> 00:46:51,902 "Diarrhea," whatever... made me sick 869 00:46:51,942 --> 00:46:53,637 and I'm not what you'd call a queasy kind of guy. 870 00:46:53,677 --> 00:46:55,474 Hardbodies. 871 00:46:55,512 --> 00:46:57,002 Hardbodies? 872 00:46:57,047 --> 00:47:00,608 Yeah, it means the perfect little foxes down on the beach. 873 00:47:00,650 --> 00:47:02,914 Yeah, l... I like it. 874 00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:05,649 Listen, that goes with my concept. 875 00:47:05,689 --> 00:47:08,783 I want to promote your band and my bodybuilders on one ticket. 876 00:47:08,825 --> 00:47:11,055 - That sounds different. - Definitely. 877 00:47:11,094 --> 00:47:14,120 Hey, shit, it's a marriage made in fucking heaven. 878 00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:16,655 Listen, guys are sick of wimpy broads. 879 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:19,430 Look at these hamstrings, these gluteus maximus, 880 00:47:19,469 --> 00:47:23,166 the spinal erectus... this is the body of the '80s. 881 00:47:23,206 --> 00:47:24,764 So what do you say, kid? 882 00:47:24,808 --> 00:47:26,332 We stage an exhibition on the beach, 883 00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:27,934 Hardbody Spectacular? 884 00:47:32,716 --> 00:47:34,980 - All right. - (laughing) 885 00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:36,508 - Okay. - Now, listen, 886 00:47:36,553 --> 00:47:38,817 bring your friends around tonight and we'll party here, huh? 887 00:47:38,855 --> 00:47:40,982 Beer, wine, booze, pizza... all on Rocco. 888 00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:42,616 Listen, kiddo, I always treat 889 00:47:42,659 --> 00:47:45,787 my business partners right. 890 00:47:45,829 --> 00:47:48,059 May God rest their souls. 891 00:47:52,068 --> 00:47:54,195 Kimberly, which one do you think I should wear? 892 00:47:54,237 --> 00:47:57,206 The pink one. Scotty said we should wear our best. 893 00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:59,765 Yeah, well, I really don't think I feel like going out with Scotty 894 00:47:59,809 --> 00:48:01,367 after what happened at the party. 895 00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:03,572 - Yes, you do. - (rock music playing) 896 00:48:03,613 --> 00:48:05,638 You know you got the hots for him. 897 00:48:05,682 --> 00:48:07,912 I'm the one making the sacrifice. 898 00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:09,919 I have to go out with Rag! 899 00:48:09,953 --> 00:48:12,751 - Oh, Rag, you're so... - All right! 900 00:48:12,789 --> 00:48:14,347 "Do you love me? Do you love me?" 901 00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:16,382 "Do you love me? Do you, do you really love me?" 902 00:48:16,426 --> 00:48:17,950 (both scream) 903 00:48:17,994 --> 00:48:19,791 "Tell me, tell me, tell me" 904 00:48:19,829 --> 00:48:21,763 "Do you really love me?" 905 00:48:21,798 --> 00:48:25,598 (giggling) "Mr. Cool Mystery..." 906 00:48:25,635 --> 00:48:27,694 What are you doing? 907 00:48:27,737 --> 00:48:29,500 Why do guys like boobs? 908 00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:31,734 Why do guys like boobs? I don't know why guys like boobs. 909 00:48:31,775 --> 00:48:34,107 But they sure go crazy trying to get at 'em though, don't they? 910 00:48:34,144 --> 00:48:36,044 Yeah, but they don't do anything. 911 00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:37,944 They just lie there. 912 00:48:37,981 --> 00:48:40,279 (laughing) 913 00:48:40,317 --> 00:48:42,547 I know why they like 'em. 914 00:48:42,585 --> 00:48:44,177 'Cause they don't have 'em. 915 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:46,620 (laughing) 916 00:48:46,656 --> 00:48:49,489 Come here, okay, can you imagine Rag 917 00:48:49,526 --> 00:48:52,222 in a set of double-D... 918 00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:54,526 (both chattering, laughing) 919 00:49:00,303 --> 00:49:01,793 Hey dude, are you for real? 920 00:49:01,838 --> 00:49:03,533 Fuckin'-A right, girl. 921 00:49:03,573 --> 00:49:05,131 Not too bad for starters, Scotty. 922 00:49:05,175 --> 00:49:06,938 The best is yet to come. 923 00:49:08,611 --> 00:49:11,978 - Oh my God! - (shouting, laughing) 924 00:49:12,015 --> 00:49:14,313 Oh God, you guys. 925 00:49:14,351 --> 00:49:16,046 - Come on, guys, get in. - This is unbelievable! 926 00:49:18,855 --> 00:49:20,720 Ooh, champagne! 927 00:49:20,757 --> 00:49:22,554 - What are we drinking to? - Tonight, we drink 928 00:49:22,592 --> 00:49:24,321 to the finest things in life. 929 00:49:24,361 --> 00:49:25,919 What are those things? 930 00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:27,759 - Fast cars. - Fast women. 931 00:49:27,797 --> 00:49:30,231 - Fast food. - (all laughing) 932 00:49:30,266 --> 00:49:32,325 Rag, the window! 933 00:49:32,369 --> 00:49:34,166 - Oh! - All right! 934 00:49:34,204 --> 00:49:35,796 Pop that baby open! 935 00:49:35,839 --> 00:49:38,171 - Whoo! - (all shouting, hooting) 936 00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:39,766 - (pops) - Whoo! 937 00:49:39,809 --> 00:49:41,674 ('80s pop music playing) 938 00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:53,983 "Night time's the right time" 939 00:49:54,024 --> 00:49:56,492 "For making it work on the street" 940 00:50:00,063 --> 00:50:01,758 "Thrown in the corner" 941 00:50:01,798 --> 00:50:04,164 "You just don't know who you might meet" 942 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,691 "Hey" 943 00:50:06,736 --> 00:50:08,829 "Rocking behind..." 944 00:50:08,872 --> 00:50:10,931 Yeah! (laughing) 945 00:50:10,974 --> 00:50:13,272 Whoo! Yee-haw! 946 00:50:14,310 --> 00:50:16,608 "For giving up the ride" 947 00:50:16,646 --> 00:50:19,638 "It's satisfaction, all right" 948 00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:22,515 "All right..." 949 00:50:26,856 --> 00:50:28,824 - (coughs) - (laughs) 950 00:50:30,627 --> 00:50:33,494 "Came to this place with a smile on my face" 951 00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:35,327 "And desire" 952 00:50:37,867 --> 00:50:41,098 "Walk through the door and then out on the floor" 953 00:50:41,137 --> 00:50:43,162 "With the fire" 954 00:50:44,874 --> 00:50:46,933 "Always play it cool, ooh" 955 00:50:46,976 --> 00:50:48,500 "I'm no fool" 956 00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,137 "But I must confess..." 957 00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:54,274 Nice dress. "She's got me hot and cold" 958 00:50:54,317 --> 00:50:56,581 "Now I'm sold" 959 00:50:56,619 --> 00:50:58,382 "When things look that good" 960 00:50:58,421 --> 00:51:00,355 "Her name up in lights" 961 00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:03,325 "She's a woman in motion" 962 00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:06,620 "Causing commotion" 963 00:51:08,364 --> 00:51:10,730 "I've got the notion" 964 00:51:10,767 --> 00:51:14,703 "Huh! She's squeezing an ocean" 965 00:51:14,737 --> 00:51:18,002 "Let me see a woman in motion" 966 00:51:18,041 --> 00:51:19,975 "Woman in motion" 967 00:51:20,009 --> 00:51:23,172 "Causing commotion, causing commotion" 968 00:51:23,213 --> 00:51:26,205 - (screams) - "I've got the notion" 969 00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:28,979 - "Say what?" - "She's a woman in motion" 970 00:51:29,018 --> 00:51:31,486 (grunts) 971 00:51:31,521 --> 00:51:33,751 (laughs) 972 00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:36,348 Hey! 973 00:51:40,463 --> 00:51:42,556 (screaming) 974 00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:48,431 Ride 'em, cowboy! 975 00:51:48,471 --> 00:51:50,962 (squealing) 976 00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:03,950 You've got to admit, they're not such bad guys after all. 977 00:52:04,988 --> 00:52:08,048 But I'd rather be alone with you! 978 00:52:08,091 --> 00:52:11,549 ('80s pop music playing) "Baby, don't try to talk light" 979 00:52:11,594 --> 00:52:14,256 "Blame it on these arms that held you tight" 980 00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:17,289 "Blame it on these hands that touched your skin" 981 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:20,063 "Blame it on the heart that loves to sin" 982 00:52:20,103 --> 00:52:22,037 "Blame it on this man" 983 00:52:22,071 --> 00:52:23,629 "I'll take 'em down" 984 00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:27,967 "Blame it on me" 985 00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:31,674 "I feel no shame" 986 00:52:31,714 --> 00:52:33,238 "I did it" 987 00:52:33,283 --> 00:52:34,910 "And I'm glad" 988 00:52:34,951 --> 00:52:37,784 "I did it, 'cause I'm a man" 989 00:52:37,820 --> 00:52:39,310 "I did it" 990 00:52:39,355 --> 00:52:40,788 "And I'm glad" 991 00:52:40,823 --> 00:52:43,587 "So don't look at me like I'm so bad..." 992 00:52:45,195 --> 00:52:49,097 - (whistles) - That's 10 big weenies and cheese... 993 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:52,157 10 large fries, 994 00:52:52,202 --> 00:52:54,227 10 large colas 995 00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:56,101 and 10 apple turnovers. 996 00:52:57,140 --> 00:52:59,370 - Anything else I can get you? - Yeah, what's your name? 997 00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:02,970 - Dede. - We'll have one fresh Dede to go. 998 00:53:03,012 --> 00:53:04,980 I wish. I don't get off till 2:00. 999 00:53:05,014 --> 00:53:07,107 Hey, come on, Dede! 1000 00:53:07,150 --> 00:53:08,640 It's now or never! 1001 00:53:12,188 --> 00:53:15,919 - All right, Dede! - Girls: Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 1002 00:53:16,993 --> 00:53:18,517 "I did it, I did it" 1003 00:53:18,561 --> 00:53:21,655 Head 'em up! 1004 00:53:21,698 --> 00:53:23,598 Move 'em out! 1005 00:53:23,633 --> 00:53:25,533 (shouts) 1006 00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:29,096 "I'll take the blame" 1007 00:53:30,573 --> 00:53:32,336 "Blame it on me" 1008 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:34,673 "I'll feel no shame" 1009 00:53:38,448 --> 00:53:41,417 "She was a young thing" 1010 00:53:41,451 --> 00:53:44,614 "In the prime of her life" 1011 00:53:44,654 --> 00:53:47,851 "Standing there looking" 1012 00:53:47,890 --> 00:53:50,791 "As cute as could be" 1013 00:53:50,827 --> 00:53:53,955 "So I walked on over" 1014 00:53:53,997 --> 00:53:57,023 "And asked her name" 1015 00:53:57,066 --> 00:54:00,035 "I'm still not believing" 1016 00:54:00,069 --> 00:54:03,061 "What she said to me" 1017 00:54:03,106 --> 00:54:07,008 ""I don't fuck fossils for free" 1018 00:54:07,043 --> 00:54:09,443 "Old man" 1019 00:54:09,479 --> 00:54:13,313 "I don't fuck fossils for free" 1020 00:54:15,218 --> 00:54:17,686 "So just go on home" 1021 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:20,052 "And take matters in hand"..." 1022 00:54:20,089 --> 00:54:21,579 (grunts) 1023 00:54:21,624 --> 00:54:25,151 ""'Cause I don't fuck fossils for free."" 1024 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:32,162 Oh, Hunter, give me your 1025 00:54:32,201 --> 00:54:34,863 big throbbing love bud. 1026 00:54:34,904 --> 00:54:38,840 My flower needs watering from the hydrant in your loins. 1027 00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:42,242 Ooh, I'm gonna hydrantize your flowering bud like you can't believe. 1028 00:54:42,278 --> 00:54:43,836 (screams) No! 1029 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:47,577 - Keep your hands off of me! - What the hell is the matter with you? 1030 00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:49,676 Am I crazy? One minute you beg me for it 1031 00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,346 and the next minute I can't touch you. 1032 00:54:52,388 --> 00:54:55,084 I'm sorry. 1033 00:54:55,124 --> 00:54:56,682 I like lots of foreplay. 1034 00:54:56,726 --> 00:54:58,887 For how long, a week? 1035 00:54:58,928 --> 00:55:01,055 ('80s rock music playing) 1036 00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:02,587 "Oh..." 1037 00:55:03,766 --> 00:55:05,700 I can never get one of these things undone. 1038 00:55:05,735 --> 00:55:07,760 Well, that's because there's nothing to get undone. 1039 00:55:12,408 --> 00:55:14,535 (laughs) Wait... wait a sec. 1040 00:55:14,577 --> 00:55:16,909 I thought you said you were 29, 1041 00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:18,607 but how could you have a kid who's 18? 1042 00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:21,412 It was, uh, one of those arranged deals. 1043 00:55:21,451 --> 00:55:23,476 Gee, I thought I started fast, 1044 00:55:23,519 --> 00:55:26,249 but I've never met a guy who got a girl pregnant at nine. 1045 00:55:26,289 --> 00:55:28,348 You must have been an early developer. 1046 00:55:30,293 --> 00:55:33,820 God, Rounder, it's so big and scary. 1047 00:55:35,698 --> 00:55:37,757 Touch it again, it's been so long. 1048 00:55:38,835 --> 00:55:40,666 Kiss me, Hunter. 1049 00:55:40,703 --> 00:55:44,469 Thrust your heat-seeking missile between my lips. 1050 00:55:49,379 --> 00:55:50,937 - (screams) - Oh, I'm so sorry! 1051 00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:53,278 Candy, I can't believe I did that. I'm so clumsy. 1052 00:55:53,316 --> 00:55:54,874 You know what? You know what? 1053 00:55:54,917 --> 00:55:56,680 If you take that off right now and soak it, 1054 00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,846 there's a chance it won't stain. 1055 00:55:58,888 --> 00:56:01,186 I have to take it off first. 1056 00:56:15,071 --> 00:56:17,130 - (unzips) - (stops playing) 1057 00:56:18,908 --> 00:56:20,808 Whatever happens, 1058 00:56:20,843 --> 00:56:24,210 don't stop playing. Deal? 1059 00:56:24,247 --> 00:56:26,215 Deal. 1060 00:56:36,426 --> 00:56:39,156 (playing increasingly faster) 1061 00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:42,554 (moaning) 1062 00:56:42,598 --> 00:56:44,327 Oh, Rounder, I'm climbing the mountain! 1063 00:56:44,367 --> 00:56:45,925 Oh! Climb it! 1064 00:56:45,968 --> 00:56:48,732 (playing very quickly) 1065 00:56:53,976 --> 00:56:55,876 Oh, Rounder! 1066 00:57:00,883 --> 00:57:03,283 Get to the top! 1067 00:57:03,319 --> 00:57:05,014 - (screaming) - Get to the top! 1068 00:57:06,889 --> 00:57:08,584 (strings snap) 1069 00:57:13,796 --> 00:57:16,264 (snoring) 1070 00:57:23,906 --> 00:57:26,431 Want some more champagne? 1071 00:57:26,476 --> 00:57:28,376 Mm-hmm. 1072 00:57:30,913 --> 00:57:33,245 Okay, you stay right here, sexy. I'll be right back. 1073 00:57:33,282 --> 00:57:35,045 Okay. 1074 00:57:44,927 --> 00:57:47,794 - (shouts) - (screams) 1075 00:57:47,830 --> 00:57:49,991 Help! Get away from me! 1076 00:57:50,032 --> 00:57:52,159 (screaming) Get away! 1077 00:57:52,201 --> 00:57:54,465 Someone! Come on! 1078 00:57:54,504 --> 00:57:56,768 Let go! Cut it out! 1079 00:57:56,806 --> 00:57:58,774 (screaming) 1080 00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:02,802 - Come on! - Would you get out of here?! 1081 00:58:02,845 --> 00:58:06,781 Hey hey! Hunter! That's enough, man! 1082 00:58:06,816 --> 00:58:09,444 - Leave her alone! - What are you doing here? 1083 00:58:09,485 --> 00:58:12,318 Hunter, she says no, she means no. 1084 00:58:12,355 --> 00:58:15,256 - Scotty, I think I can handle this. - No, I know you can handle it. 1085 00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:18,488 Give me a break, will you, Scotty? I don't need your advice this time. 1086 00:58:18,528 --> 00:58:21,258 I mean it. Leave her alone. 1087 00:58:23,499 --> 00:58:24,989 Shit. 1088 00:58:26,035 --> 00:58:27,593 That's it, man. That's it! All right? 1089 00:58:27,637 --> 00:58:29,161 The deal's off! 1090 00:58:29,205 --> 00:58:30,832 If that's the way you want it. 1091 00:58:32,508 --> 00:58:34,840 You've got till noon to get your stuff out, all right? 1092 00:58:45,388 --> 00:58:48,846 He, uh... he tricked me into taking my clothes off. 1093 00:58:49,926 --> 00:58:53,225 Candy, why do you keep on talking dirty to guys? 1094 00:58:53,262 --> 00:58:55,628 - Huh? - It gets their attention. 1095 00:58:56,966 --> 00:58:58,900 Yeah, and don't you see what it does? 1096 00:59:00,202 --> 00:59:02,432 You talk dirty to 'em, they get turned on, 1097 00:59:03,506 --> 00:59:05,440 then all they want to do is fuck you. 1098 00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:08,804 I just want them to like me, Scotty. 1099 00:59:09,946 --> 00:59:11,937 What? 1100 00:59:11,981 --> 00:59:13,710 Hi. 1101 00:59:13,749 --> 00:59:15,410 Oh, hi, Hunter. 1102 00:59:15,451 --> 00:59:17,248 - You look lonesome. - Not really, 1103 00:59:17,286 --> 00:59:19,686 Scotty's coming right back. 1104 00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:22,520 Um, I don't think so. 1105 00:59:22,558 --> 00:59:24,719 As a matter of fact, 1106 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:27,752 he sent me up here to keep you company. 1107 00:59:27,797 --> 00:59:30,265 Buy you a drink? 1108 00:59:30,299 --> 00:59:32,096 What's that supposed to mean? 1109 00:59:32,134 --> 00:59:35,297 It means that he's indisposed. 1110 00:59:36,439 --> 00:59:38,407 Indisposed? 1111 00:59:38,441 --> 00:59:40,932 Yeah. I guess, uh... 1112 00:59:40,977 --> 00:59:42,774 he figured, you know, what the hell? 1113 00:59:42,812 --> 00:59:47,112 - Tit for tat. - My tits for whose tat? 1114 00:59:47,149 --> 00:59:50,949 - Candy's. - (laughs) 1115 00:59:50,987 --> 00:59:54,514 - You're kidding. - He's taking a crack at her right now. 1116 00:59:55,992 --> 00:59:58,426 I don't believe you. 1117 00:59:58,461 --> 01:00:00,861 Well, go ahead and see for yourself. 1118 01:00:00,896 --> 01:00:02,625 They're right down there. 1119 01:00:04,133 --> 01:00:07,364 You don't know what it's like when people call you names like... 1120 01:00:08,537 --> 01:00:10,437 airhead, 1121 01:00:10,473 --> 01:00:12,065 dingaling, 1122 01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:14,008 yo-yo, bimbo. 1123 01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:16,011 There's no way you can know that, Scotty. 1124 01:00:18,514 --> 01:00:20,482 - (crying) - Come here, baby. 1125 01:00:21,917 --> 01:00:23,782 It's okay, baby. 1126 01:00:32,294 --> 01:00:34,524 Ragger, I got no idea what ticks her off. 1127 01:00:34,563 --> 01:00:36,588 She's acting weird to me all the way home, 1128 01:00:36,632 --> 01:00:39,100 she runs out of the car, she slams the door right... 1129 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:42,002 Hello? Uh, yes, please. 1130 01:00:42,038 --> 01:00:45,337 Uh, one dozen long-stemmed red roses 1131 01:00:45,374 --> 01:00:46,966 to Kristi Kelly. 1132 01:00:47,009 --> 01:00:50,137 Uh, just put "Love, Scotty" on the card. 1133 01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:52,511 Thank you. 1134 01:00:52,548 --> 01:00:55,415 It's 11:25. 1135 01:00:55,451 --> 01:00:57,681 You've got 35 minutes to get your stuff out. 1136 01:01:00,656 --> 01:01:02,180 You know something, Hunter? 1137 01:01:03,693 --> 01:01:05,888 You're really a freak of evolution. 1138 01:01:05,928 --> 01:01:09,557 You got no balls, but you're such a big prick. 1139 01:01:09,598 --> 01:01:11,691 Rag, let's get the fuck out of here, 1140 01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:14,430 - now. - This is totally bogus. 1141 01:01:14,470 --> 01:01:16,529 A bunch of lame farts anyway. 1142 01:01:24,113 --> 01:01:26,308 (doorbell rings) 1143 01:01:31,087 --> 01:01:34,056 Oh, those are beautiful. Thank you. 1144 01:01:34,090 --> 01:01:36,217 - Bye. - Bye bye. 1145 01:01:57,113 --> 01:01:58,705 "Do you love me? Do you love me?" 1146 01:01:58,748 --> 01:02:02,206 "Do you love me? Do you, do you really love me?" 1147 01:02:02,251 --> 01:02:03,980 "Tell me, tell me, tell me" 1148 01:02:04,019 --> 01:02:05,714 "If you really love me" 1149 01:02:07,256 --> 01:02:09,417 "Mr. Cool Mystery" 1150 01:02:12,128 --> 01:02:14,323 "Mr. Cool Mystery" 1151 01:02:15,364 --> 01:02:18,891 "I said do you love me, Mr. Cool Mystery?" 1152 01:02:21,470 --> 01:02:23,267 "Don't give me that silent treatment..." 1153 01:02:23,305 --> 01:02:25,637 Wow, Kimber Kong. 1154 01:02:25,674 --> 01:02:27,141 I talked to Kristi. 1155 01:02:27,176 --> 01:02:29,167 And? 1156 01:02:29,211 --> 01:02:31,543 She said she'll meet you here in 20 minutes. 1157 01:02:31,580 --> 01:02:33,070 That's perfect. Great. 1158 01:02:33,115 --> 01:02:34,878 - Wait a minute, buddy. - Huh? 1159 01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:38,011 She said if you make a scene, she's gonna split. 1160 01:02:39,155 --> 01:02:40,850 Wait, hold on. Hey, Kimber, come on! 1161 01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:43,085 What I do, miss a date or something? What, I got brain damage? 1162 01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:44,615 You said it, I didn't. 1163 01:02:44,660 --> 01:02:46,457 Kimber, come on, this is Scotty, remember? 1164 01:02:46,495 --> 01:02:49,328 Come on, tell me. Why is Kristi so pissed off at me? 1165 01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:51,731 You're busted, buddy. 1166 01:02:51,767 --> 01:02:53,826 She saw you on the beach last night 1167 01:02:53,869 --> 01:02:55,894 making your moves on Candy. 1168 01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:57,428 - What?! - Yeah. 1169 01:02:57,473 --> 01:02:58,997 Hey, Kimberly, check this one out. 1170 01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:02,100 - Oh! Fuck! - Aw. 1171 01:03:02,144 --> 01:03:04,977 Great! A dumbbell with a dumbbell. 1172 01:03:09,852 --> 01:03:12,116 "Don't call and say you need him" 1173 01:03:12,154 --> 01:03:15,920 "And then not show up 'cause you're leaving..." 1174 01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:17,983 Scotty, my man, what's going? 1175 01:03:18,027 --> 01:03:20,427 These girls are too fucking much! Out of fucking sight! 1176 01:03:20,462 --> 01:03:23,295 - Hot fucking shit! - I couldn't have said it better. 1177 01:03:23,332 --> 01:03:24,890 I couldn't have said it better. 1178 01:03:24,934 --> 01:03:27,129 I gotta go backstage and pump up one of the girls. 1179 01:03:29,171 --> 01:03:30,968 "Do you love me? Do you love me?" 1180 01:03:31,006 --> 01:03:32,906 "Do you love me? Do you, do you really love me?" 1181 01:03:32,942 --> 01:03:36,036 (hard rock music blaring from boombox) 1182 01:03:36,078 --> 01:03:38,638 "Do you really love me?" 1183 01:03:38,681 --> 01:03:41,741 Hey, get those bimbos off the stage! 1184 01:03:41,784 --> 01:03:44,719 - Yeah, get off, bimbos! - Yeah, what are you doing? 1185 01:03:44,753 --> 01:03:46,846 Suck shit! 1186 01:03:46,889 --> 01:03:49,756 Jerkoff, you turn that blaster off now! 1187 01:03:49,792 --> 01:03:51,987 What did you say, dickhead? You want me to turn it up? 1188 01:03:52,027 --> 01:03:53,756 (laughing) 1189 01:03:54,797 --> 01:03:57,265 - (cracks, boombox music stops) - Hey, you son of a bitch! 1190 01:03:57,299 --> 01:03:58,789 I'll rip your fuckin' head off! 1191 01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:02,436 "I'm not sure, 'cause you're leaving me..." 1192 01:04:02,471 --> 01:04:05,497 (all shouting) 1193 01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:07,133 Get him! 1194 01:04:13,282 --> 01:04:16,376 "'Cause it's my heart that you're holding" 1195 01:04:18,621 --> 01:04:20,316 "Do you love me? Do you love me?" 1196 01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:22,620 "Do you love me? Do you, do you really love me?" 1197 01:04:24,159 --> 01:04:25,649 "Tell me, tell me, tell me" 1198 01:04:25,694 --> 01:04:29,152 "If you really love me" 1199 01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,496 "Mr. Cool Mystery" 1200 01:04:33,702 --> 01:04:36,967 "Mr. Cool Mystery" 1201 01:04:37,006 --> 01:04:38,667 "I said do you love me" 1202 01:04:38,707 --> 01:04:41,039 "Mr. Cool Mystery?" 1203 01:04:50,419 --> 01:04:52,284 "Don't say you're sorry, please" 1204 01:04:52,321 --> 01:04:54,380 "'Cause you're dragging me down" 1205 01:04:54,423 --> 01:04:57,256 "On your knees" 1206 01:05:00,095 --> 01:05:04,156 "I don't know what is left anyway" 1207 01:05:04,199 --> 01:05:06,724 "Whoa, Mr. Cool Mystery" 1208 01:05:06,769 --> 01:05:09,567 "Is this a dream or is it real?" 1209 01:05:27,723 --> 01:05:29,213 (screaming) 1210 01:05:30,993 --> 01:05:34,087 "Mr. Cool Mystery" 1211 01:05:35,798 --> 01:05:39,097 "Yeah, Mr. Cool Mystery" 1212 01:05:39,134 --> 01:05:41,329 "Do you love me? Do ya?" 1213 01:05:41,370 --> 01:05:43,736 "Mr. Cool Mystery" 1214 01:05:43,772 --> 01:05:46,502 "Do ya? Do you want me," 1215 01:05:46,542 --> 01:05:48,169 "Mr. Cool Mystery?" 1216 01:05:49,645 --> 01:05:52,614 "Do you love me, Mr. Cool" 1217 01:05:54,650 --> 01:05:56,584 "Mystery?" 1218 01:05:56,618 --> 01:05:59,280 (bell clangs) 1219 01:05:59,321 --> 01:06:00,811 Oh, dude. 1220 01:06:00,856 --> 01:06:02,380 Where you been? 1221 01:06:02,424 --> 01:06:05,086 - (moans) - You stood Kristi up. 1222 01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:08,255 - Was she pissed? - Nah. 1223 01:06:08,297 --> 01:06:09,889 (sighs) She said there's no point 1224 01:06:09,932 --> 01:06:11,797 in being pissed at somebody she don't care about. 1225 01:06:11,834 --> 01:06:14,735 (laughs) I hit an all-time low, dude. 1226 01:06:14,770 --> 01:06:18,035 No, you didn't. Kristi went to Hunter's. 1227 01:06:18,073 --> 01:06:19,802 Hunter's? 1228 01:06:19,842 --> 01:06:23,141 Yeah, she said he's got a lot more class than amateur boy like you. 1229 01:06:23,178 --> 01:06:25,772 Oh, man. That wuss. 1230 01:06:27,516 --> 01:06:29,882 That wuss! Oh, man. 1231 01:06:42,031 --> 01:06:43,862 Come on. 1232 01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:48,432 Kristi, broken hearts come with the territory. 1233 01:06:48,470 --> 01:06:49,960 (smooth jazz music playing) 1234 01:06:50,005 --> 01:06:52,667 That's love. 1235 01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:55,973 - In fact, that's life. - I don't always want to be 1236 01:06:56,011 --> 01:06:58,605 worrying about Scotty. 1237 01:06:58,647 --> 01:07:00,137 I mean, you know, there's other things 1238 01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:02,742 - that I'd like to do with my life. - It's the same thing in business. 1239 01:07:02,785 --> 01:07:06,380 You get fucked over all the time until you're successful. Even then. 1240 01:07:06,422 --> 01:07:08,890 You want to be a designer? That's a "fuck you" business 1241 01:07:08,924 --> 01:07:12,155 with a capital "fuck you." You'd better get used to it. 1242 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:14,355 Here he comes. 1243 01:07:14,396 --> 01:07:16,455 You know, I never imagined it to be like that. 1244 01:07:16,498 --> 01:07:18,796 Sure, are you kidding? They're animals. 1245 01:07:18,834 --> 01:07:22,497 They lay awake at night thinking up new ways to fuck you. 1246 01:07:22,538 --> 01:07:24,472 You won't even know the names of half the people 1247 01:07:24,506 --> 01:07:26,997 that'll line up to do it to you. 1248 01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:28,634 You really think I get screwed that much? 1249 01:07:28,677 --> 01:07:30,838 Mm-hmm. Up the wazoo... 1250 01:07:30,879 --> 01:07:32,904 by every Tom, Dick and Harry. 1251 01:07:32,948 --> 01:07:35,974 But if it's really what you want... 1252 01:07:36,018 --> 01:07:40,148 Well, I think that's all that'll satisfy me right now. 1253 01:07:40,189 --> 01:07:43,386 Dude, she's slipping fast. 1254 01:07:43,425 --> 01:07:47,122 Then go for it. You look like you could use a refill. 1255 01:07:47,162 --> 01:07:49,187 - Pinot? - Yeah, thanks, that'd be great. 1256 01:07:54,937 --> 01:07:56,427 - Kristi. - Scotty. 1257 01:07:56,472 --> 01:07:59,930 I want to talk to you, Kristi... alone, for only two minutes. 1258 01:07:59,975 --> 01:08:04,412 Two minutes? I waited for you for two hours this afternoon. 1259 01:08:04,446 --> 01:08:06,437 I can explain about that. 1260 01:08:06,482 --> 01:08:09,542 Oh, I bet you can. You've got a way with words. 1261 01:08:09,585 --> 01:08:12,418 - It's called lying. - And what are you doing, huh? 1262 01:08:12,454 --> 01:08:14,513 Auditioning for Hunter's orgy gang? 1263 01:08:14,556 --> 01:08:18,151 Now where do you get off talking to me like that? 1264 01:08:18,193 --> 01:08:21,094 - Kristi! - Scotty. 1265 01:08:21,130 --> 01:08:22,722 Social climbing I see. 1266 01:08:22,764 --> 01:08:25,460 How about a drink before you go? 1267 01:08:25,501 --> 01:08:27,867 (screams) 1268 01:08:27,903 --> 01:08:29,598 Sorry you couldn't stay longer! 1269 01:08:54,496 --> 01:08:56,987 Jealousy's some weird shit. Right now I feel like 1270 01:08:57,032 --> 01:08:59,091 carving my initials in Hunter's back. 1271 01:08:59,134 --> 01:09:01,967 Yeah, I know what you mean. I once caught my old lady 1272 01:09:02,004 --> 01:09:04,472 giving a hummer to some cowboy. 1273 01:09:04,506 --> 01:09:07,873 I laid a serious hurting on his ass. 1274 01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:09,639 What'd you do to her? 1275 01:09:09,678 --> 01:09:12,078 I really punished her... I married her. 1276 01:09:12,114 --> 01:09:13,513 (chuckles) 1277 01:09:13,549 --> 01:09:15,517 I hate him. 1278 01:09:17,452 --> 01:09:20,649 Hunter... he's a creep. 1279 01:09:20,689 --> 01:09:23,453 Not Hunter, Scotty. 1280 01:09:23,492 --> 01:09:25,983 - What about Scotty? - He just makes me 1281 01:09:26,028 --> 01:09:28,758 so mad sometimes! 1282 01:09:28,797 --> 01:09:30,992 I don't know. All my scams are backfiring, 1283 01:09:31,033 --> 01:09:34,002 blowing up in my face. I'm sick of this. 1284 01:09:34,036 --> 01:09:36,095 Yeah, I know what you mean, son. 1285 01:09:36,138 --> 01:09:38,834 A man gets tired of peeing on his own shoes. 1286 01:09:38,874 --> 01:09:41,775 I start missing him. 1287 01:09:41,810 --> 01:09:44,677 And I miss his cute little smile. 1288 01:09:44,713 --> 01:09:46,544 He's not a creep. 1289 01:09:46,582 --> 01:09:49,745 The way he looks at me and the way he touches me. 1290 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:53,779 Kristi, I think you have a serious problem. 1291 01:09:55,157 --> 01:09:56,647 What? 1292 01:09:56,692 --> 01:09:59,593 Little sister, you're in love. 1293 01:09:59,628 --> 01:10:01,118 (laughs) 1294 01:10:01,163 --> 01:10:03,290 (dog barking) 1295 01:10:03,332 --> 01:10:07,132 (rock music playing) 1296 01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:14,869 Whoo! Yeah! 1297 01:10:14,910 --> 01:10:16,810 - Scotty, how's it going? - Hey, what's happening? 1298 01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:18,676 Hey, listen you guys. 1299 01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:22,047 I want to make this fast, I want to be honest. 1300 01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:23,745 I'm no band manager. 1301 01:10:23,785 --> 01:10:25,810 Come on, Scotty, you're a great one! 1302 01:10:25,854 --> 01:10:28,550 Scotty, where you been? I was beginning to think you was a flake. 1303 01:10:28,590 --> 01:10:30,524 I need your John Hancock on these papers. 1304 01:10:30,559 --> 01:10:32,493 What papers? 1305 01:10:32,527 --> 01:10:35,223 Rocco got us a gig... opening act at the Forum. 1306 01:10:35,264 --> 01:10:37,232 For the Miss Muscles contest! 1307 01:10:37,266 --> 01:10:38,665 Yeah! Whoo! 1308 01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:40,827 - Oh man. - Can I tell him the rest of the news? 1309 01:10:40,869 --> 01:10:42,666 - Uh-huh. - Rocco's putting up some money 1310 01:10:42,704 --> 01:10:44,501 - and we're gonna record a demo. - What can I tell ya? 1311 01:10:44,539 --> 01:10:47,565 I'm the tooth fairy of rock 'n' roll. 1312 01:10:47,609 --> 01:10:49,668 Plus we got a show tonight at your place, Ash. 1313 01:10:49,711 --> 01:10:51,702 - Party! - Party! 1314 01:10:51,747 --> 01:10:54,272 (clapping, cheering) 1315 01:10:54,316 --> 01:10:57,877 Farns, bring anybody you think might be a possible investor. 1316 01:10:59,054 --> 01:11:01,545 Yeah, there'll be plenty of girls. 1317 01:11:01,590 --> 01:11:03,717 - All right. I'll see you at 8:00 sharp. - (door sliding open) 1318 01:11:03,759 --> 01:11:07,195 Hey, Farns, don't forget to take your wheat germ. You're gonna need it. 1319 01:11:07,229 --> 01:11:09,197 (chuckles) 1320 01:11:09,231 --> 01:11:11,199 Well, look what the cat dragged in. 1321 01:11:11,233 --> 01:11:12,996 I thought we had an agreement... 1322 01:11:13,035 --> 01:11:14,559 no guys from the club. 1323 01:11:14,603 --> 01:11:17,629 Oh come on, Ash. Lighten up, man. 1324 01:11:17,673 --> 01:11:19,334 We've got girls coming out of our ears. 1325 01:11:19,374 --> 01:11:21,205 You're missing the point. 1326 01:11:21,243 --> 01:11:23,108 This is supposed to have been for fun. 1327 01:11:23,145 --> 01:11:25,636 Now you're bringing business into it. 1328 01:11:25,681 --> 01:11:27,205 Well, so what? 1329 01:11:27,249 --> 01:11:28,739 Hey, Ash, how are you doing? 1330 01:11:28,784 --> 01:11:30,308 Just fine, Rounder. 1331 01:11:30,352 --> 01:11:31,910 And one more thing, I don't like 1332 01:11:31,953 --> 01:11:33,477 what you're trying to pull with Kristi. 1333 01:11:33,522 --> 01:11:35,513 Hey, I haven't touched her. 1334 01:11:35,557 --> 01:11:37,184 What, you're playing it cool, huh? 1335 01:11:37,225 --> 01:11:39,659 I spill no wine before it's time. 1336 01:11:39,695 --> 01:11:41,185 (both chuckle) 1337 01:11:41,229 --> 01:11:42,719 You're a sick man. 1338 01:11:42,764 --> 01:11:44,595 That's not funny. 1339 01:11:44,633 --> 01:11:46,931 She and Scotty, they got a real thing going on. 1340 01:11:46,968 --> 01:11:48,629 Now you're trying to fuck it up. 1341 01:11:48,670 --> 01:11:50,399 What are you, her den mother? 1342 01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:52,031 She's old enough to make up her own mind. 1343 01:11:52,074 --> 01:11:54,008 Not when she doesn't have all the facts. 1344 01:11:54,042 --> 01:11:55,669 What are you talking about? What facts? 1345 01:11:55,711 --> 01:11:58,179 - The fact that you're an asshole. - I'm an asshole?! 1346 01:11:58,213 --> 01:12:00,181 - Yeah, you're an asshole! - I'm an asshole?! 1347 01:12:00,215 --> 01:12:02,149 - You're an asshole! - You're an asshole! 1348 01:12:02,184 --> 01:12:05,210 You guys want to see an asshole? I'll show you an asshole! 1349 01:12:07,389 --> 01:12:08,913 Come on, guys. Lighten up. 1350 01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:11,187 We've got a party to get ready for here. 1351 01:12:11,226 --> 01:12:13,490 Not me, I'm out of this scene. 1352 01:12:20,535 --> 01:12:22,196 Old Hunter's using this party tonight 1353 01:12:22,237 --> 01:12:23,864 to profiteer. 1354 01:12:25,474 --> 01:12:28,170 Ain't much I can do about except just not be a part of it. 1355 01:12:29,277 --> 01:12:32,041 Well, partner, just might be something old Rag and me here 1356 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:33,775 can do about it. 1357 01:12:33,815 --> 01:12:35,373 Yeah, I think we can think of something cool. 1358 01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:36,816 (both laugh) 1359 01:12:36,952 --> 01:12:39,011 (rock music playing) 1360 01:12:52,934 --> 01:12:54,629 "You told me" 1361 01:12:54,669 --> 01:12:56,660 "You sold me" 1362 01:12:56,705 --> 01:12:58,696 "Controlled me" 1363 01:12:58,740 --> 01:13:00,970 "And I believed you when you pleaded" 1364 01:13:01,009 --> 01:13:04,501 "And you said that I would be good" 1365 01:13:04,546 --> 01:13:06,912 "Well, fuck you" 1366 01:13:08,283 --> 01:13:10,046 "You bought me" 1367 01:13:10,085 --> 01:13:12,019 "You taught me..." 1368 01:13:12,053 --> 01:13:14,851 Kristi, let's get out of here. 1369 01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:17,154 Come on, let's just hang around another hour, okay? 1370 01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:19,160 Besides, I promised Hunter we'd stay. 1371 01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:21,754 An hour? There's gonna be nothing left of us 1372 01:13:21,797 --> 01:13:23,856 except a pile of white bones. 1373 01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:26,697 Un-fucking-believable. 1374 01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:29,829 Makes those bimbos in Vegas look like corn-fed hogs. 1375 01:13:29,871 --> 01:13:32,237 - I gotta learn how you do it. - Of course you do, Farns. 1376 01:13:32,274 --> 01:13:34,674 And so does every other lonely guy out there in America. 1377 01:13:34,709 --> 01:13:36,370 It's a natural for cable TV. 1378 01:13:36,411 --> 01:13:38,106 Wait'll you hear the name. This is gonna kill you. 1379 01:13:38,146 --> 01:13:40,273 - You ready? Go ahead. - "Hunting With Hunter." 1380 01:13:40,315 --> 01:13:42,044 - Is that great or what? - Rounder: Every week, 1381 01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:44,517 we send Hunter out to dialogue a bunch of new hardbodies. 1382 01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:46,384 And Rounder does the BBD update. 1383 01:13:46,421 --> 01:13:49,083 And all we need's a couple of hundred thousand dollars for a pilot. 1384 01:13:49,124 --> 01:13:52,560 Money is no problem. I love the concept. 1385 01:13:52,594 --> 01:13:54,221 You've got a deal. 1386 01:13:54,262 --> 01:13:55,627 - We got a deal. - We got a deal. 1387 01:13:55,664 --> 01:13:58,360 All right, it's party time! 1388 01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,300 You guys are cool. I knew you'd dig it. 1389 01:14:00,335 --> 01:14:03,634 Rag, you're okay. We've got to invite you the next time we give a party. 1390 01:14:03,672 --> 01:14:05,572 Yeah man, we love to drink a lot of beer! 1391 01:14:05,607 --> 01:14:07,097 And light a lot of farts! 1392 01:14:07,142 --> 01:14:08,734 - (dog barking) - Wow, that's cool. 1393 01:14:08,777 --> 01:14:10,802 - Yeah, let's party! - Yeah! 1394 01:14:10,846 --> 01:14:13,371 - (all shouting) - Party! 1395 01:14:15,984 --> 01:14:17,815 Hang back. 1396 01:14:17,853 --> 01:14:20,947 Okay, that's Hunter right there in the white jumpsuit. 1397 01:14:20,989 --> 01:14:22,718 Woman: Got it. 1398 01:14:22,757 --> 01:14:24,691 - (laughing) - Okay, guys, don't start anything 1399 01:14:24,726 --> 01:14:26,694 until this party starts to fizzle though, okay? 1400 01:14:26,728 --> 01:14:28,491 When are we gonna know when that is? 1401 01:14:28,530 --> 01:14:30,361 - You'll know. - All right. 1402 01:14:32,334 --> 01:14:34,359 Hey, all right, how we doing? 1403 01:14:34,402 --> 01:14:36,199 Having a good time. 1404 01:14:37,672 --> 01:14:39,970 Kristi, do me a favor, will ya? I want you to meet 1405 01:14:40,008 --> 01:14:41,532 a business friend of mine I have here. 1406 01:14:41,576 --> 01:14:43,476 Just show him a good time, okay? 1407 01:14:44,946 --> 01:14:46,641 Show him a good time? 1408 01:14:46,681 --> 01:14:49,149 No, not show him a good time, show him a good time. 1409 01:14:49,184 --> 01:14:51,652 - Oh barf. - Give me a break, will you, Kimberly? 1410 01:14:51,686 --> 01:14:55,213 Farns, come here, I want you to meet some friends of mine. 1411 01:14:55,257 --> 01:14:56,884 Oh, double barf. 1412 01:14:56,925 --> 01:14:59,223 Uh, Farnsey, this is Kimberly; Kimberly, this is Farnsey. 1413 01:14:59,261 --> 01:15:01,229 Farnsey, this is Kristi; Kristi, Farnsey. 1414 01:15:01,263 --> 01:15:03,390 Well now, hello, Kristi. 1415 01:15:03,431 --> 01:15:05,399 My friends call me Farnsey, 1416 01:15:05,433 --> 01:15:07,401 my enemies call me collect. (laughing) 1417 01:15:09,070 --> 01:15:12,437 A funny man. Funny rich man. 1418 01:15:14,109 --> 01:15:15,940 (both laugh) 1419 01:15:17,512 --> 01:15:20,072 Funny girls. Such funny... 1420 01:15:20,115 --> 01:15:22,083 (chuckles) Wait. 1421 01:15:23,251 --> 01:15:25,583 Kristi. Kristi! 1422 01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:27,747 - (gasps) - Oh shit! 1423 01:15:27,789 --> 01:15:29,518 What a shame! 1424 01:15:29,558 --> 01:15:31,287 Hey, you know there's a chance that won't stain 1425 01:15:31,326 --> 01:15:34,056 if we soak it right away. 1426 01:15:34,095 --> 01:15:35,926 So why don't you go upstairs with me 1427 01:15:35,964 --> 01:15:38,831 and wring it out? 1428 01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:40,528 You can? Okay. 1429 01:15:40,569 --> 01:15:43,037 "Come on, baby baby" 1430 01:15:43,071 --> 01:15:46,040 "Baby, give me the chance" 1431 01:15:48,443 --> 01:15:51,037 "'Cause I know, I know I can show you" 1432 01:15:51,079 --> 01:15:53,343 - "About romance" - (sucking) 1433 01:16:00,589 --> 01:16:03,456 - Woman: Ooh! - (laughs) 1434 01:16:03,491 --> 01:16:07,427 How careless. We will have to help you wash that out. 1435 01:16:07,462 --> 01:16:08,952 (giggling) 1436 01:16:08,997 --> 01:16:10,897 Oh that's all right. 1437 01:16:15,670 --> 01:16:18,400 That's, uh, a bottle of wine. 1438 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:21,102 (all giggling) 1439 01:16:21,142 --> 01:16:22,973 You're gonna spill that on me? 1440 01:16:27,782 --> 01:16:30,808 - Hey, baby, wanna? - Get out of here. 1441 01:16:30,852 --> 01:16:33,980 Hey, dude, they're lighting farts down on the beach. 1442 01:16:34,022 --> 01:16:36,013 Well, is it BYOM? 1443 01:16:36,057 --> 01:16:37,991 - What? - Bring your own matches! 1444 01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:41,257 - Uh, yeah. Yeah yeah. - All right! Fart fart fart fart! 1445 01:16:41,296 --> 01:16:43,321 Rag, this party's the ultimate bummer. 1446 01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:45,959 - Where is Kristi? - Upstairs in the bathroom. 1447 01:16:46,001 --> 01:16:48,401 - You're not leaving, are you? - I'll be right back, okay? 1448 01:16:48,436 --> 01:16:49,994 - Okay? - Hurry up. 1449 01:16:51,806 --> 01:16:53,831 "I'm running" 1450 01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:56,605 "I'm running away from my heart" 1451 01:16:56,645 --> 01:16:58,272 - "Running" - (gongs) 1452 01:16:58,313 --> 01:16:59,940 - (laughs) - Can I help you, honey? 1453 01:16:59,981 --> 01:17:02,677 What's this about a door prize? 1454 01:17:02,717 --> 01:17:06,050 Guess the size of Rounder's putz and you will win 100 bucks. 1455 01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:09,181 Hey, dude, Kristi's in the upstairs bathroom. 1456 01:17:09,224 --> 01:17:10,782 Okay. 1457 01:17:10,825 --> 01:17:12,520 "And the day comes along..." 1458 01:17:13,561 --> 01:17:15,495 Hello there. 1459 01:17:15,530 --> 01:17:17,464 I just wondered if you could tell me 1460 01:17:17,499 --> 01:17:20,059 where I could find Roger Rounder. 1461 01:17:20,101 --> 01:17:22,160 Yeah, lady, take a number and go upstairs. 1462 01:17:22,203 --> 01:17:24,637 Oh all right. How about a little cookie 1463 01:17:24,673 --> 01:17:28,074 for a sweet little girl? 1464 01:17:28,109 --> 01:17:31,237 Roger! Rogie Rogie! Roger! 1465 01:17:34,616 --> 01:17:37,779 - Excuse me, emergency. - Hey. 1466 01:17:37,819 --> 01:17:39,844 "Running..." 1467 01:17:39,888 --> 01:17:41,753 - Scotty! - Kristi, I gotta talk to you. 1468 01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:44,190 - Get out of here! - Just give me two minutes. 1469 01:17:44,225 --> 01:17:45,749 I'm gonna scream at the top of my lungs 1470 01:17:45,794 --> 01:17:47,318 if you don't get out of here now. 1471 01:17:47,362 --> 01:17:49,227 - Okay. - I mean it. 1472 01:17:49,264 --> 01:17:51,095 - Let her rip. - I mean it. 1473 01:17:51,132 --> 01:17:53,032 - Let her rip. - (both scream) 1474 01:17:54,235 --> 01:17:56,863 You can't shift your key. I can't stay in tune with you. 1475 01:17:59,140 --> 01:18:01,734 Okay, we're gonna act civilized? 1476 01:18:01,776 --> 01:18:03,573 Can we just share a doob, okay? 1477 01:18:04,612 --> 01:18:07,604 Talk this whole thing out, all right? 1478 01:18:07,649 --> 01:18:09,241 Hello there, Goldilocks. 1479 01:18:10,285 --> 01:18:12,276 - What's hanging? - Spare me. 1480 01:18:15,523 --> 01:18:18,151 Look, I swear to God, 1481 01:18:18,193 --> 01:18:20,661 Hunter made the moves on Candy, not me. 1482 01:18:21,696 --> 01:18:23,755 Hey, I only want you. 1483 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:28,192 Well, you know, there's a real easy way for me to find out if you're lying. 1484 01:18:28,236 --> 01:18:30,261 Right, polygraph, 1485 01:18:30,305 --> 01:18:32,273 the old lie detector test. 1486 01:18:32,307 --> 01:18:34,673 (laughs) No, Scotty, all I have to do 1487 01:18:34,709 --> 01:18:36,336 is go ask Candy. 1488 01:18:36,377 --> 01:18:39,175 Yeah, right, Candy. 1489 01:18:39,214 --> 01:18:41,182 Yeah, Candy. She'll tell me. 1490 01:18:41,216 --> 01:18:43,650 You know, aside from that oversized schnozz, 1491 01:18:43,685 --> 01:18:45,414 you're kinda cute. 1492 01:18:45,453 --> 01:18:48,081 What do you say we go down to my Rolls and fill that... 1493 01:18:48,123 --> 01:18:49,818 bunker with some nose candy? 1494 01:18:49,858 --> 01:18:51,348 Ow! (screams) 1495 01:18:51,392 --> 01:18:53,690 - You know, that beat of the music... - (pounding on door) 1496 01:18:53,728 --> 01:18:55,787 Is really strange. 1497 01:18:55,830 --> 01:18:57,730 - Really strange. - (both laughing) 1498 01:18:57,766 --> 01:19:00,496 No, it really is. Listen to it. 1499 01:19:03,404 --> 01:19:05,998 You'd better let go or I'll bite you again! 1500 01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:07,769 - (moans softly) - Hey! 1501 01:19:10,512 --> 01:19:12,605 - (farts) - Hey, go dance with somebody else, 1502 01:19:12,647 --> 01:19:14,842 - freckle face. - He's not dancing. 1503 01:19:14,883 --> 01:19:17,818 He's flipping you off in 40 different languages. 1504 01:19:17,852 --> 01:19:19,752 - Nobody flips me off! - (rock music playing) 1505 01:19:19,788 --> 01:19:22,450 - (dull thuds) - (laughing) 1506 01:19:28,563 --> 01:19:30,861 (groans) 1507 01:19:32,033 --> 01:19:34,399 (laughs) 1508 01:19:34,435 --> 01:19:36,869 (laughing) 1509 01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:43,771 I never did this before. 1510 01:19:46,214 --> 01:19:47,841 This is my first honey love. 1511 01:19:48,883 --> 01:19:51,078 (laughing) 1512 01:19:56,691 --> 01:19:58,989 (groaning) 1513 01:20:18,112 --> 01:20:20,706 And now, the Eighth Wonder of the World. 1514 01:20:20,748 --> 01:20:22,375 (giggles) 1515 01:20:22,417 --> 01:20:24,180 Roger! 1516 01:20:25,220 --> 01:20:26,744 Mom?! 1517 01:20:26,788 --> 01:20:28,449 Roger! 1518 01:20:28,489 --> 01:20:30,013 Mom! 1519 01:20:30,058 --> 01:20:31,491 (moans) 1520 01:20:31,526 --> 01:20:33,790 (grunting) On fire! 1521 01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:37,294 (shouting) 1522 01:20:37,332 --> 01:20:38,959 What... water! Water! Hey! 1523 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,831 My feet! My feet! My fuckin' feet! 1524 01:20:40,869 --> 01:20:43,360 (laughing) 1525 01:20:43,404 --> 01:20:46,168 Om! 1526 01:20:46,207 --> 01:20:47,674 Big surprise! 1527 01:20:47,709 --> 01:20:49,199 Om! 1528 01:20:49,244 --> 01:20:51,405 (women shrieking, laughing) 1529 01:20:54,382 --> 01:20:57,010 (muttering) 1530 01:20:57,051 --> 01:21:00,077 - Mom! - Roger! Roger! 1531 01:21:00,121 --> 01:21:02,180 Dede! Dede! 1532 01:21:02,223 --> 01:21:04,623 If your father were alive... 1533 01:21:04,659 --> 01:21:06,854 "Party..." 1534 01:21:08,997 --> 01:21:12,091 (zapping) 1535 01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:16,398 This party sucks the big one. Where's Hunter? 1536 01:21:16,437 --> 01:21:18,667 (hooting, laughing) Whoo! 1537 01:21:23,711 --> 01:21:26,976 Hunter! Where the fuck are you?! 1538 01:21:27,015 --> 01:21:29,449 (screaming) 1539 01:21:35,256 --> 01:21:37,656 - Whoo! - Oh shit! 1540 01:21:37,692 --> 01:21:39,990 Hunter sure does give good party now, don't he? 1541 01:21:40,028 --> 01:21:42,326 Rag: For sure, dude. 1542 01:21:42,363 --> 01:21:44,228 (laughing) 1543 01:21:45,767 --> 01:21:48,099 "It's party time!" 1544 01:21:50,038 --> 01:21:51,630 (seagulls cawing) 1545 01:22:10,058 --> 01:22:12,583 (Rag and Kimberly giggling) 1546 01:22:17,899 --> 01:22:20,390 Scotty: Well well. 1547 01:22:20,435 --> 01:22:22,460 This is something I never thought I'd see. 1548 01:22:24,472 --> 01:22:27,270 Yeah? Well, he looked kinda cute last night, 1549 01:22:27,308 --> 01:22:28,935 so I figured what the heck? 1550 01:22:28,977 --> 01:22:30,774 It was rad, dude. 1551 01:22:30,812 --> 01:22:32,609 Both: It was worth the wait. 1552 01:22:32,647 --> 01:22:34,774 (both laughing) 1553 01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:39,352 (smooth jazz playing) 1554 01:22:51,566 --> 01:22:54,729 - Hi, Scotty. - Hey. 1555 01:22:54,769 --> 01:22:57,465 I talked to Hunter and he 'fessed up, 1556 01:22:57,505 --> 01:23:00,303 so I guess I owe you an apology. 1557 01:23:00,341 --> 01:23:02,138 You don't have to apologize. 1558 01:23:03,978 --> 01:23:06,378 Well, I've been doing some thinking 1559 01:23:06,414 --> 01:23:08,939 and I've decided to go back to college. 1560 01:23:10,051 --> 01:23:11,541 I think that's great, Kristi. 1561 01:23:11,586 --> 01:23:13,110 Isn't it? 1562 01:23:13,154 --> 01:23:15,918 I don't know what to say. I hope you have a great year. 1563 01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:18,448 Do I get a goodbye kiss? 1564 01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:20,188 No. 1565 01:23:22,497 --> 01:23:24,362 Come on, I told you I'm going back to college, 1566 01:23:24,399 --> 01:23:27,334 but I didn't say where. I'm transferring to Cal State. 1567 01:23:27,368 --> 01:23:28,960 - Cal State? - Mm-hmm. 1568 01:23:29,003 --> 01:23:30,470 - You mean up on the hill here? - Right. 1569 01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:32,063 And I thought, you know, 1570 01:23:32,106 --> 01:23:34,631 maybe I could save some money and we could move in together... 1571 01:23:34,675 --> 01:23:36,165 I mean, if you don't mind. 1572 01:23:36,210 --> 01:23:39,373 Kristi, don't you know how crazy I am about you? 1573 01:23:39,414 --> 01:23:41,405 Don't you realize my heart starts to palpitate... 1574 01:23:41,449 --> 01:23:43,883 Do yourself a favor... 1575 01:23:43,918 --> 01:23:45,886 drop the dialogue. 1576 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:48,718 Your bigger and better deal is staring you right in the face. 1577 01:24:04,105 --> 01:24:07,006 ('80s pop music playing) 1578 01:24:19,487 --> 01:24:20,977 "Look at the way" 1579 01:24:21,055 --> 01:24:23,353 "The sun makes 'em play" 1580 01:24:23,391 --> 01:24:25,916 "How can you leave them alone?" 1581 01:24:27,261 --> 01:24:30,697 "They're on the sand with B-9 in hand" 1582 01:24:30,731 --> 01:24:33,598 "Caressing the places unknown" 1583 01:24:33,634 --> 01:24:37,263 "Let me tell you I know a place" 1584 01:24:37,305 --> 01:24:41,503 "Gonna put a smile on your face" 1585 01:24:41,542 --> 01:24:44,204 "They got the tan lines on their skin" 1586 01:24:44,245 --> 01:24:48,443 "Watch them rub it in, rub it in" 1587 01:24:48,483 --> 01:24:50,849 - "Can you see the hardbodies?" - "Hardbodies" 1588 01:24:50,885 --> 01:24:52,512 "They mean what they say" 1589 01:24:52,553 --> 01:24:54,885 "There ain't nobody" 1590 01:24:54,922 --> 01:24:56,719 "Standing in my way" 1591 01:24:56,757 --> 01:24:58,588 - "See the hardbodies" - "Hardbodies" 1592 01:24:58,626 --> 01:25:00,594 "Do whatever they please" 1593 01:25:00,628 --> 01:25:03,927 "And everybody's dropping to their knees" 1594 01:25:03,965 --> 01:25:06,490 "I don't mind" 1595 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:15,903 "Second to none, breaking out the big guns" 1596 01:25:15,943 --> 01:25:18,912 "Waxed up and ready to roll" 1597 01:25:19,947 --> 01:25:23,439 "As they go by, all the boys wink an eye" 1598 01:25:23,484 --> 01:25:26,112 "Then simply lose all control" 1599 01:25:26,154 --> 01:25:30,113 "Let me tell you I know a place" 1600 01:25:30,158 --> 01:25:33,594 "Gonna make a blind man lead the chase" 1601 01:25:33,628 --> 01:25:37,860 "Close as you can get to perfection" 1602 01:25:37,899 --> 01:25:41,164 "So take a look in that direction" 1603 01:25:41,202 --> 01:25:44,069 - "Can see you the hardbodies?" - "Hardbodies" 1604 01:25:44,105 --> 01:25:45,868 "They mean what they say" 1605 01:25:45,907 --> 01:25:49,206 "There ain't nobody standing in my way" 1606 01:25:49,243 --> 01:25:51,541 "See their hardbodies" 1607 01:25:51,579 --> 01:25:53,547 "Do whatever they please" 1608 01:25:53,581 --> 01:25:56,482 "And everybody, get down on your knees" 1609 01:25:56,517 --> 01:25:58,610 - "I don't mind" - "Hardbodies" 1610 01:25:58,653 --> 01:26:01,213 "I don't mind" 1611 01:26:01,255 --> 01:26:04,554 "Get the boys together and we'll stand in a line" 1612 01:26:04,592 --> 01:26:06,150 - "We like to watch you slide" - "Hardbodies" 1613 01:26:06,194 --> 01:26:08,560 "Baby, you can bet" 1614 01:26:08,596 --> 01:26:12,225 "You and me ain't ever seen the best of it yet" 1615 01:26:12,266 --> 01:26:16,100 "Get a load of this, get on over here" 1616 01:26:16,137 --> 01:26:19,595 "Don't get too excited when the boys all cheer" 1617 01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:21,267 - "For hardbodies" - "Hardbodies" 1618 01:26:21,309 --> 01:26:24,039 "Hardbodies" 1619 01:26:24,078 --> 01:26:27,605 "Don't get too excited when the boys all cheer for hardbodies" 1620 01:26:27,648 --> 01:26:29,013 - "Hardbodies" - "Hardbodies" 1621 01:26:29,050 --> 01:26:31,280 "Hardbodies" 1622 01:26:31,319 --> 01:26:32,877 "Don't get too excited" 1623 01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:35,480 "When the boys all cheer for hardbodies." 115531

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