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Hey, Wratherheads.
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Today's live streamis in honor of our mom,
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who is being recognized at tonight'sMinnesota Real Estate Awards.
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Yes, Psycho Ted,
the "Housies" are a real thing.
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I've been told.
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And we're really excited to be attending.
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I've also been told.
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Okay, let's get to it.
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Would you rather be a human trophy...
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(baseball organ music playing)
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I said, would you rather
be a human trophy...
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Sorry. I was in the bathroom.
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I ate a chili dog, and it was tryingto steal home.
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Or... That's really gross.
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...be a human plaque?
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Hi-oh!
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Fred, why are you dressed like a tooth?
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-'Cause you said human plaque.
-That's the wrong kind of plaque.
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Oh. Well, my dentist is thrilled
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that I'm getting the word out.
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Remember, kids, clean teeth can't be beat.
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(dinging)
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What is that?
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That's the sound of my super clean teeth.
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(dinging)
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No, it's not. You're holding a triangle.
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I'm trying to score an extra toy tomorrow
during my checkup with Dr. Franklin.
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(dinging)
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Okay. So in the easiest
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Would You Wrather ever,looks like human trophy
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beats giant, gross tooth.
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All right, Ollie. Get into your pose.
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Jenna: Hey!
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Why is there gold paint
all over the toilet seat?
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Ollie?
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Why do you assume it's me?
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪
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♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪
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♪ Share your diary with the world ♪
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♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪
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♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪
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♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪
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♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪
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♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪
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♪ We need a little Q and A ♪
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♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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♪ Don't matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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♪ Ask the world ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪
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♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪
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♪ No matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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Ask the world!
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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So, this awards thing
for your mom tonight.
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-Are we thinking capes?
-Both: No capes.
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Hey, kids. Who wants to hear my incredibly
moving acceptance speech?
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Do we lie?
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Let me give you a sample.
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Son of a pickle!
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That was moving!
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No, I can't find my speech!
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Uh, "Let's get real about...
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real estate, y'all."
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I think the spin cycle did you a favor.
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No, I must have left it my pocket
when I did the laundry. It's ruined!
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Note to self:
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put school books in washing machine.
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Well, we leave in two hours.
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While I write a new speech,
everybody needs to get themselves ready.
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-Charlotte, you're in charge of Ollie.
-What?
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I don't need any help.
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You've chosen well, Mama.
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The wee boy will be dressed and polished.
He shan't make us late.
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Can't you just say, "Yes,"
like a normal person?
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Oh, and Cami, I got you
the perfect dress for tonight.
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That is adorable.
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It's hideous.
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I appreciate it, Mom,
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but I already picked up my outfit.
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Oh, but I thought you'd like this one.
I saw it and it screamed, "Cami Wrather"!
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Are you sure it didn't scream,
"Giant candy corn"!
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Now you don't deserve to wear it.
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Hey, champ.
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How ya doin', champ?
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Just finding my old tie for tonight.
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It still works, right?
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Looks great, champ.
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Okay, what's going on?
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Whenever you start throwing
the word "champ" around,
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bad news follows.
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You got me. It is bad.
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Like, worse than the time
you got your hair permed.
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What a fun Would You Wrather.
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Wait, yours is a wig?
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(sighs) That was
a rough six months for you.
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So clearly you haven't seen
Peyton's latest post.
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Wait. What?
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She's hugging a dude?
What's up with all the heart emojis?
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I know! And where's the sun hat
I got her as a going-away gift?
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It's New Mexico, Cooper. She's gonna burn!
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Peyton's only been gone for a week,
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and she's already replaced me?
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His name is Jax. With an "X."
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What does he have that I don't have?
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He has Peyton!
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Cami: How's the speech coming?
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Uh, well, here's what I have so far:
"Good afternoon."
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Cami: Aren't the awards at night?
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Son of a pickle!
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Whoa! What is that?
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Oh, well, since this is my
first fancy event as a teen,
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I wanted to try a new look,
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-so I borrowed a dress from a friend.
-Is your friend 35?
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And what is going on with this?
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-It's just a little makeup.
-A little?
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It looks like you have
tarantulas for eyelashes.
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It is way too much. Pull it back.
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This is what kids my age dress like.
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Uh, well, sorry,
but as my mom used to say,
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"My house, my rules."
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Mom, things aren't the same
as when you grew up.
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If you had it your way,
I'd be wearing heavy sweaters
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and baggy pants until I was 30.
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Well, good, I'm glad to see you get me.
Now go upstairs
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-and find something more appropriate.
-Ugh!
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Cami, you dropped one of your eyelashes.
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Oh, no. That's a real spider.
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(soft snoring)
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(inhales sharply)
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I don't get it. If your mom's awards
don't start for hours,
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why are we already
sitting here all dressed up?
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Because! Failing to prepare
is preparing to fail.
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Do you know who said that?
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You just did.
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That is technically accurate.
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Hey, where's Ollie?
I just got him dressed.
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He should be down here by now. Ollie!
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Ollie, where is your suit coat?
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I took it off.
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I needed the elbow room
to get my ball on a stick on.
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See, this is your problem.
You can't go around
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-just getting distracted by everything--
-I get next-ies!
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Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No one is playing this right now.
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Hey! I can have fun
and still get ready on time.
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No. You can't. So go put your coat on,
and sit down quietly
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-so you don't wrinkle your clothes.
-Ugh!
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I think you may have been
a bit too hard on Lil Wrather.
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Trust me. You don't understand
what that boy is capable of.
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He just had his coat off.
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It's not like he was completely undressed.
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You don't think I can have fun,
and get ready on time?
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I'm gonna prove it.
I'm gonna have so much fun,
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it'll be pouring out of my fun pits.
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Ollie, get back here.
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Jonathan, we're gonna need to--
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-(thwacks)
-Ow!
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All right, Coop,
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I want you to take your heartache out
on this punching bag.
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I don't get it, Fred.
How can Peyton move on from me so fast?
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(gruff voice) It might have to do
with your noodle arms.
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Whoa. Cooper, you gonna
take that from this joker?
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(phone chimes)
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What?
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She just posted a pic
of her and this Jax goober
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playing "Zombie Guts."
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That was our game.
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(grunts)
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That's it. There is great rage in you.
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Use it!
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And after this,
we move on to the next phase
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of getting over a relationship.
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Denial?
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No. Lying on social media.
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You've got to start posting pics
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showing how awesome
you're doing without her.
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That's the lying part. You're a mess.
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And that really works?
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Yeah. My Gammy taught me all about it.
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Look at this photo she made
of her bungee jumping in Maui
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with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
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Her sister was so jealous.
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Wow. They look happy!
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In real life, she was on the couch
downing waffles.
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Ah, that's why she's holding a fork.
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How are we supposed to get your brother
ready if we can't find him?
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-I have the answer right here.
-You play with action figures, too?
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We are soul mates.
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Oh!
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No, this is Ollie's.
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When he realizes it's missing,
he'll come looking.
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That's when we pounce.
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Ollie: Son of a pickle!
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Action Pete! You abandoned your post!
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You just got yourself
two weeks in the shoe box!
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Dixon, cut him off!
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Gotcha!
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You set me up.
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We were blood brothers.
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Now I look at you and see nothing.
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All right, we're going upstairs
and getting dressed.
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Jenna: I hate speeches!
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(door closes)
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Hey, Mama.
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(groaning)
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That's nice. Is that part of your speech?
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Sorry. I'm just really frustrated.
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I had it perfect, and now I can't remember
how it went.
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Please tell me at least Ollie is ready.
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She knows.
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Knows what?
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That Ollie's ready,
because I had a job to do, so I did it.
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(chuckles) Yay, me!
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(door closes)
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What was that?
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It was me. I...
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farted.
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-He's kidding.
-(forced laughter)
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(fake laughter continues)
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Now, where was I?
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Salutations, Mother Wrather.
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How fair is thee?
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Okay, Cami. I really don't have time
for whatever this is.
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This was left over from our Thanksgiving
Would you Wrather.
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You said to pull it back,
so I pulled it back.
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I think it fits better
with your ancient rules.
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Cami, that is not what I meant,
and you know it.
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Now go change into something normal.
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What I had on first
was normal for a teen,
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which I am, remember?
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It's kind of hard to remember
when you're acting like such a child.
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Well, if anyone needs
this child before we go,
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I'll be off husking some corn,
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or milking a goat, or whatever Pilgrims
did back then.
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Cameron Wrather,
I need to work on my speech!
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I do not have time
to clean up after a goat!
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(sighs)
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All right. Mom says
we gotta get ready soon,
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so we need to take these pics now.
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I need Peyton to see what an awesome life
I'm having.
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Don't worry. After I've done my thing,
this'll look like the best ski vacay ever.
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I'll drop in some mountains,
and digitally add a roaring fire.
253
00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,463
Can you make my muscles pop?
254
00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:29,002
Coop, this is a camera, not a magic wand.
255
00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:32,415
All we need now is the girl.
256
00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,544
What girl? I don't have a girl.
257
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:37,455
Don't worry. My Gammy knows
a local model we can use.
258
00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:39,002
She hooked us up.
259
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,083
-(light knocking)
-That must be her.
260
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:42,666
She even knocks pretty.
261
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:49,497
Which one of you is Cooper?
262
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,541
I'm sorry, and you are?
263
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:55,455
I'm Ethel. I'm here for the modeling gig.
264
00:11:57,709 --> 00:11:59,539
There must be some kind of mix-up.
265
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:03,245
My Gammy said she was sending over
a professional model.
266
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:08,293
Excuse me, I've done more oatmeal ads
than you have IQ points.
267
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,540
Are we shooting or not?
268
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,883
Well, I mean, you're here,
269
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,959
-we're here--
-Fred!
270
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,463
Let's do this!
271
00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:20,212
My hip is telling me that rain's a-comin'.
272
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,581
Lil Wrather?
273
00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:25,747
Lil Wrather?
274
00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:29,747
How little do you think he is?
275
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,384
Okay, I checked the pantry,
276
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,748
and the only thing missing
is a bottle of butterscotch.
277
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:37,084
-What could he do with that?
-(door opens)
278
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,456
Make an awesome new 'do!
279
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,168
Got you now, little gnome.
280
00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:43,579
Never!
281
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,330
Butterscotch hair?
282
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:48,707
That did look like fun.
283
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,422
You wanna rephrase that?
284
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,131
That fun look did?
285
00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:59,037
Annoying, itchy dress!
286
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:00,825
How did the Pilgrims do it?
287
00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,582
Jenna: Cami, can we talk?
288
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,537
Ha! I knew she'd cave.
289
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,881
I just want you to know, you were right.
290
00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:18,129
Everyone in the house
should be able to wear what they want.
291
00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,958
What am I looking at?
292
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,921
Oh, I'm trying out my new '80s look.
293
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,210
Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna wear this to
pick you up from school,
294
00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:28,831
take you to all your dance competitions,
and post the occasional video.
295
00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,037
You wouldn't.
296
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,575
(in Valley girl voice)
Oh, like, I totally would.
297
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,418
(normal voice) Unless you wanna go put on
298
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,920
a more appropriate dress for my ceremony.
299
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,420
Nope. I'm feeling pretty good
about ye olde outfit, here.
300
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:45,750
Mm, tubular, 'cause I feel
wicked awesome in mine.
301
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:46,924
Oh, do you?
302
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,420
Oh, I do.
303
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,421
That's it. Looking good.
304
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,580
Just Coop and his new girl
hanging out at a private beach.
305
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:02,167
-(camera shutter clicking)
-Oh, what if I'm pointing?
306
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,330
I'm, like, check out that sunset.
307
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,420
-(camera shutter clicks)
-Fred: Love that.
308
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,130
Now, give your new boo
a little smooch on the cheek.
309
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,325
-Cami: Coop?
-We're not doing anything weird.
310
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:16,787
Cooper,
311
00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:19,377
why were you kissing a store mannequin?
312
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,248
'Cause he's hit rock bottom.
313
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,713
Clearly, you both have.
314
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:25,292
Well, Mom won't let me
dress like a normal teen,
315
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,125
so I'm trying to prove a point.
316
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:30,248
That's our Jenna. Always trying to tell us
how to dress.
317
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:33,213
Remember that time she
told me to return my jorts?
318
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,713
Spoiler alert: I didn't.
319
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,792
(sing-song) Who's excited for summer?
320
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:43,129
Humph. I'll be in the garage.
321
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,495
Well, we've got 30 minutes
until Jenna's event.
322
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:47,793
I'd better go change.
323
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,665
I'll have your pictures
ready tomorrow, say, noon-ish?
324
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,170
-Noon?
-...ish.
325
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,130
I can't wait till then.
326
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,668
I need to do something before Peyton posts
more of her and Jax.
327
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,460
You know what? I'll just ask
the Wrather-heads for help.
328
00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:03,042
You really wanna do that?
329
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:05,245
Peyton and Jax could be watching.
330
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,923
-I'll take the hit.
-(phone beeps)
331
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,920
Hey, Wratherheads. Here's the deal.
332
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,750
My billionaire model ex-girlfriend
333
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,714
recently moved on with someone else,
334
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:15,002
-and---Dial it back.
335
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,503
Fine. She's only a millionaire.
336
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,959
Anyway, I want to show herthat I've moved on, too,
337
00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:24,581
but I have to do it fast. Any ideas?
338
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:27,459
-Let it go?
-Wrong.
339
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,962
-Beg her to take you back?
-Sad.
340
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,325
Post a video saying how great
your life is being single?
341
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,290
I think we have a winner. Thanks, guys!
342
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,286
Phew! This takes a lot
of pressure off of me.
343
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,665
There was no way I was
gonna have those pictures
344
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:42,960
ready by tomorrow.
345
00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:48,632
-(car horn honks)
-Good morrow to you, Mr. Brunell!
346
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,040
Cami, I need to finish my speech.
347
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:56,245
-This is my final warning.
-Sorry. Can't talk right now.
348
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,583
I need to show the neighbors how my mother
thinks I should appear in public.
349
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,825
Hey, aren't those kids from your school?
350
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,327
(distant indistinct chatter)
351
00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:07,127
(scoffs) Yes. Why?
352
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:11,877
('80s drumbeat plays on keyboard)
353
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:13,419
♪ I'm Cami's mom ♪
354
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,040
♪ And I'm singin' this song ♪
355
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,495
♪ Do do do, do do do ♪
356
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,673
♪ I'm playing a keytar ♪
357
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,420
♪ Nothing rhymes with keytar ♪
358
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,080
(singing off-rhythm)
♪ Do do do, do do do ♪
359
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,206
Solo!
360
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,673
Salutations, neighbors!
361
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,540
Come get ye old-timey knickers cleaned
362
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,165
from an old-timey family!
363
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:36,380
('80s beat plays on keyboard)
364
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:37,708
♪ I hope these aren't bills ♪
365
00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:39,962
♪ Those give me the chills ♪
366
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,831
(singing off-rhythm)
♪ Do do do, do do do ♪
367
00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:44,327
Okay, I cannot do this anymore.
368
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:47,207
This is way heavier than
I remember. (sighs)
369
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:50,712
Look, if we don't talk this out now,
370
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,002
it's just gonna get worse.
We're both too stubborn.
371
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,713
Something you and I
inherited from your grandma.
372
00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,712
Let's hope we don't inherit
her late-in-life chin hair.
373
00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:00,212
Hey, be nice.
374
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,131
But, boy, I hope you're right.
375
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,665
-Come sit.
-(grunts)
376
00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:12,292
Cami, where is all this coming from?
377
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,035
The new look? The makeup?
378
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:15,745
I've wanted to try it for a while.
379
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,544
I just figured your awards ceremony
was the perfect time.
380
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:21,125
Every other girl in my class
wears this stuff.
381
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,378
I don't want to be the only one
who isn't growing up.
382
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,458
First, you're not the only one.
383
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,285
Second, you have grown up in lots of ways.
384
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:31,125
You don't have to change your appearance
to prove that.
385
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,538
But Mom, that dress you picked out for me
was for a little girl.
386
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:35,995
I'm not that person anymore.
387
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,883
I liked that dress.
388
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:42,667
If I posted a picture of me wearing that,
I'd be the laughingstock of social media.
389
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,000
(sighs)
390
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:46,173
Look, I get it. Being 13 isn't easy,
391
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:49,750
but you can't let other people
sway your every decision.
392
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,253
It's not just that.
393
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:56,833
I want to be able to express who I am
with my own clothing choices.
394
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,995
Okay, you make some decent points.
395
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:04,293
But you have to remember,
this is new territory for me, too.
396
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,415
Charlotte was always
a bit more conservative.
397
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:11,710
The most rebellious time in her life
was that awkward turtleneck phase.
398
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,671
That was a weird summer.
399
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,541
Well, you are a teenager now,
400
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:22,035
so maybe I do need to give you
a little more fashion freedom.
401
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:25,455
Great! So that means I can wear my
new look to your awards ceremony?
402
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:28,212
Oh, definitely not.
I still get a say in things.
403
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,961
But, how about this?
404
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,633
I won't make any hard and fast rules,
405
00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:35,329
and maybe we can find
a place in the middle
406
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:36,877
that we can both live with?
407
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,955
I guess that sounds fair.
408
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,627
I see you went with the bolo.
409
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:50,039
Obvi. I even brought you one.
410
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:52,915
Like I always say,
it's no fun going bolo...
411
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,170
solo.
412
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,207
-So, did you post your video?
-Check it out.
413
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:00,576
What's up, everybody?
414
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,667
You're probably noticing the big smile.
415
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,750
Well, the truth is,
I've never been happier.
416
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,964
Now that I'm single, I can hang out with
any girl that I want to.
417
00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:11,331
And I have free time to do all the things
418
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,127
that I missed out on,
419
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,828
like learning a new language.
420
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:17,957
Aloha! That's Hawaiian. (chuckles)
421
00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:20,291
Team Single Life. Peace!
422
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,667
Wow. That'll definitely
make Peyton jealous.
423
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,460
Or just drive her further
into the chiseled arms of Jax.
424
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,712
Please stop speaking.
425
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,252
Are you guys talking about
Peyton's older cousin Jax?
426
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,753
Peyton's what?
427
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:36,084
Cousin. Jax lives in New Mexico,
and visited last year.
428
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,746
He came to one of our dance competitions.
Pretty cute.
429
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:44,420
Did you hear that, Cooper?
Jax isn't her boyfriend!
430
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,960
Oh, no. Jax isn't her boyfriend.
431
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,455
I pretended to know Hawaiian!
432
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:52,672
Quick, take down the post
before she sees it.
433
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:53,790
(phone chimes)
434
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,915
-And she saw it.
-(low bleep)
435
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,325
And she blocked me.
436
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,583
On the bright side,
Ethel sent us an invite
437
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,287
to her water aerobics class.
438
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,035
-Did you find him?
-No, and I've looked everywhere.
439
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,035
Mom's gonna be so disappointed in me.
440
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,745
It's gonna ruin her whole night.
441
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,924
Two minutes!
Let's get the lead out, people.
442
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,540
Hustle, hustle, hustle!
443
00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:22,002
Charlotte, you look beautiful.
444
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,423
Cami, you look like a lovely young woman.
445
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,790
Thank you, Mom.
446
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,665
Cooper, very handsome. Fred--
447
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,210
Oops. Almost forgot.
448
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:35,125
You never disappoint.
Charlotte, where's Ollie?
449
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:38,674
Mom, I have to tell you something.
450
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:44,133
Ollie, you look fantastic.
451
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,168
What was it you wanted to tell me?
452
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,330
I...
453
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:49,963
...farted.
454
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,080
She's kidding.
455
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:55,206
(both faking laughter)
456
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:57,291
Well, aren't you two a hoot?
457
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,877
Ollie, you actually got ready on time.
458
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,039
Yep. Told you I could do both.
459
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:04,745
Well, I'm sorry I doubted you.
460
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:07,334
And you and Dixon were right.
I was being a tad--
461
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:08,457
-Nutso?
-Whackadoo?
462
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,132
I was gonna say intense.
463
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,711
Well, don't ever change.
464
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:16,422
It's that quality that's gonna
make you super successful.
465
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:20,040
-Aw!
-And one day you're gonna get a sweet car,
466
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,875
a big house,
467
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:23,829
and I'm gonna live in your garage.
468
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,170
What?
469
00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:28,919
-All right, let's go.
-What about your speech?
470
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,920
Oh.
471
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,415
It just says, "Thank you."
472
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,170
Yep. Now let's go.
473
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:45,075
So, how does it feel to win a "Housie"?
474
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,376
It's every girl's dream come true.
475
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,169
Great party.
476
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,790
I really liked those tiny burgers.
477
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,495
-You know those were veggie burgers.
-What?
478
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:57,963
I'll sue!
479
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,500
Cheer up, Coop. I already texted Peyton
480
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:06,543
and explained the misunderstanding.
She already unblocked you.
481
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,745
Really? Thanks, Cami.
482
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:11,384
No problem. But you need to face the fact
483
00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:14,168
that one of these days,
she is gonna meet someone else.
484
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,170
-You both are.
-I know. But it's still hard.
485
00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:19,709
I know what might cheer you up.
486
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:22,502
Tonight, I got something
worth more than any award.
487
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:25,043
The gift of being surrounded
by your loved ones?
488
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:27,325
(laughs) No!
489
00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:32,421
The use of the boss' luxury
lake house for the summer.
490
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,455
Apparently, it's a perk of being
the top seller.
491
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,332
So we're going on summer vacation?
492
00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:39,827
I'm breaking out the jorts, baby!
493
00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:41,627
(all cheering)
494
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,285
Coop: Can you make my muscles pop?
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