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[whistles]
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* Some say I'm just a kid *
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* But I stand tallLike a pyramid *
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* One day I'll be mythic *
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* Read about itIn hieroglyphics *
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* Ah-ee-ah-ah-oh *
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* It's writtenIn the stars *
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* I'm who I'm gonna be *
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* I'm taking on the worldThis time *
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* It's written in the stars *
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* I'm all that I can be *
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* I feel the powerIn my heart *
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* It's written in the stars *
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Okay, we've got all these
possible sites of the Uta Tablet
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But we need to know if
Octavian's looking for it too.
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And is he searching
based on the Ata Tablet's
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energy signature
like we are?
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Because if he is,
we might run into him,
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and that would for sure
harsh my mellow.
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[sighs]
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Want to go to the planetarium?
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I totally understand
if you don't.
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-But if you do-- Aah!
-Brian.
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I'm totally in the zone
over here
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and you're all distracted
and unfocused,
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which is usually my thing.
It's also super annoying.
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Why has no one ever mentioned
how annoying it is?
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We're never
not mentioning it.
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I'm distracted because I'm going
to ask Akila on a date.
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Well, it's about time.
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I'm back!
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You know you don't have to say
"I'm back," right?
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-We can see you.
-It's fun to make an entrance.
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So, what's the scoop?
We talking Uta?
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Yes, but first Brian has a very
important question.
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[stammers]
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Oh, no, Brian's glitching.
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Should we turn him
off and on again?
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I'm not g-g-g-glitching.
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[laughs nervously]
I just...
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there's a planetarium.
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And it's-- Goldfish.
Helipad. Watch fob.
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[gasps]
It's worse than I thought.
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He's in free association mode.
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Don't go into the light,
Bri-Bri.
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Bri-Bri!
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Huh?
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It's only hives.
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Don't worry,
they're not contagious.
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Just itchy.
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Isn't it physically impossible
for a cyborg to get hives?
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I added a histamine function
to my artificial skin
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to make me seem more human.
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[grunts]
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Yeah, so human right now.
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Just ignore them
and they'll disappear.
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Just look away.
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Look away!
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[grunts]
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Okay.
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Allow me to distract everyone
with my cool new poster.
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[sighs]
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Isn't Zedge the coolest?
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He tried to kidnap Cleo.
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[grunts]
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And you have to be
pretty cool
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to come back from that.
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Just look at him there.
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Leaning back all cool,
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and winking all cool,
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and being cool
all cool.
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[Akila giggles]
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[Akila sighs]
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[laughs nervously]
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Akila, I was wondering...
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Ooh, uh...
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[chuckles]
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...would you rather have
no elbows or no knees?
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-[Akila] Hmm.
-[Cleo groans]
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No knees, because I really want
to learn calligraphy one day.
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Great question, Bri-Bri.
Later.
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[groans]
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I-I choked.
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Akila likes you.
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She's just too Akila
to notice you like her.
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And you're too Brian
to ask her out.
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You heard her.
She likes cool guys.
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Let's face it, Cleo,
I'm not cool.
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You don't need to be cool.
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Just be yourself...
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only less stammer-y
and hives-y.
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But ask her out soon
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so you can concentrate
on the Uta Tablet, okay?
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I can't be the most focused one
in the group.
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It's not natural.
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[sighs]
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Where are you,
Uta Tablet?
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[groans]
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Why did I plan to ask
Akila out today?
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I'm always stammer-y
and hives-y on weekdays.
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I need a quick FishKaboom break,
then back to work.
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Oh, great. A pop-up ad.
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[Cyrano]
Hi, there.
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I know what you're thinking.
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"Ugh, great.
A pop-up ad."
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I was thinking that.
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I feel you.
But I'm no ordinary app.
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Say hello to,
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Cyrano, the Super Tool
to Make You Cool.
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[all screaming]
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Registered trademark.
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[gasps]
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This is exactly what I need
to win Akila over.
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And I can download the program
directly to my operating system.
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Could this be
any more perfect?
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Nice one, Bri.
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You've got what it takes
to be cool.
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You just need
a little help.
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So I'm going
to give you instructions,
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and all you have to do
is follow my lead.
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Preparing for maximum coolage.
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Yeah. I like your enthusiasm,
but maybe don't go off script.
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Or do anything at all, ever,
unless I say so.
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Okay?
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All right, B,
you've got this.
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[gulps]
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The cafeteria is your oyster,
so strut in like you mean it.
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[sighs]
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[groans]
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I said strut.
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[groans]
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[yelps]
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Wow, okay.
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Maybe stick to walking.
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Now, let's find
a cool table.
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[grunts and exclaims]
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Can we go
a smidge cooler?
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Bingo, baby.
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That's definitely
more our temperature.
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Ice-cold.
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[groans]
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Hey, brainiac.
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Or should I say,
"Brian-iac."
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[all laugh]
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She thinks she's funny.
Win her over with a joke.
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Um, did you hear what the proton
said to the electron?
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"Don't be so negative."
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[laughs]
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-Abort. Abort.
-[alarm blaring]
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-I got to go.
-[Cyrano] Make them think
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you've got somewhere
cooler to be.
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To a tap-dance marathon
to fight cyborg diabetes.
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Cyabetes.
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[whimpering]
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-[loud crash]
-[cat mewls]
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[Cyrano]
Oh, boy.
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Okay, did that
actually happen,
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or is there, like,
a gas leak in here?
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Ugh! That was bad.
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I am never
going to be cool.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Calm down.
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It was just
a minor setback.
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Minor? You saw me out there.
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[laughs]
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You are deffo
a special case.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Why not give me control
of some of your motor functions?
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That way we could avoid
any future awkwardness.
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And you'd also have more access
to my cool.
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Really?
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You'd do that for me?
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Sure, Bri.
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We're a team.
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Just go to settings.
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Uh-huh.
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And then hit "okay."
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Whoa.
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I feel so...
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cool.
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'Sup, Lakshmi?
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Keep it breezy,
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[scats]
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Dennis, my man.
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-Wow!
-Wait, was that Brian?
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[speaking gibberish]
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That was Brian.
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Since when has he been cool?
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[grunting and growling]
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Hey, Khensu.
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Let me drop this
by your office.
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Thanks. That's very cool of you.
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I guess I should have
reprimanded him
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for using a hoverboard inside.
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But he's just so cool.
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[all cheering]
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[dance music plays]
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All right, Brian!
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-[crowd] Brian! Brian!
-Hey. Hey.
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Nice of you to join us, Brian.
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I'm sorry, Professor Sitre.
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Hey, your fur
looks spectacular.
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Oh, stop.
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I got highlights.
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And they are
working for you.
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Something's gone awry!
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-It's alive! It's alive!
-[all scream]
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That doesn't sound good.
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But it's another opportunity
to be cool.
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So we're going in.
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[laughs]
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Yo, what's the haps?
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[all screaming]
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[roars]
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I thought I was supposed
to add the blue powder.
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-[growls]
-[screams]
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[yelps]
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[laughs]
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Help! Help!
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Don't worry, Callie.
I've got it.
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Help!
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[fire alarm beeping]
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[laughing]
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[whimpering]
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You've got something there
on your...
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perfect cheek.
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He's so dreamy.
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Wait, did I just say that
about Brian?
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Do I like Brian?
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What is happening here?
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[crowd shouting]
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[chuckles]
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Uh-huh.
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[all chanting]
Brian! Brian! Brian!
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What's going on
with Brian?
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Either we've entered
a parallel dimension,
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or he's...cool.
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This is awesome!
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[all]
Brian! Brian! Brian!
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So tell the story about
the science lab again, Bri.
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Eh, you know,
I heard screams,
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saw the ooze and I started
rescuing kids.
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Like you.
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-[whimpers]
-Ooh!
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Next time I hope I'm the one
in mortal peril.
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-[whimpers]
-Ahem.
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Well, well, if it isn't
your old friends "Cleo-poo-tra"
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and "Dork-ila."
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-Ugh!
-Mm...
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Brian, we really need
your help.
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Sure. What do you need?
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Whoa, don't be
too available
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if you want Akila
to think you're cool.
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But don't forget I've got
stuff to do, chickie-pie.
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[both gasp]
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Hello? This is very
important.
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Well, if it's important
I guess I could squeeze you in.
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Wait your turn, ladies.
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Brian's busy
with things and stuff.
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How have we
just breezed past
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the whole "chickie-pie"
thing?
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No one "chickie-pies" me.
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And if you think we can't
do this without you,
264
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,205
then I hope you are
sorely mistaken.
265
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,804
We'll be with Khensu
266
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,379
if you can find an opening
in your schedule.
267
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,884
Akila.
268
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,215
No.
269
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,850
You don't want to seem
too interested,
270
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,767
or she'll lose interest.
271
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:25,056
Guess I'm still not cool enough
to see how that makes sense.
272
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:28,061
We're no closer to locating
the Uta Tablet?
273
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,324
Without Brian's help,
it's a little slow.
274
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,897
He keeps blowing us off
to go have fun.
275
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,942
I mean, I'm more responsible
than Brian now.
276
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,566
We should all be
very afraid.
277
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,953
Ugh, we're better off
without him.
278
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,200
-He's so...
-Cool.
279
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,451
...obnoxious.
280
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,083
But there are no more
panic attacks,
281
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,289
or boring inventions,
282
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,079
or dissertations
on quantum theory.
283
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,252
I know.
284
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,790
I miss the old Brian.
285
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,093
Yo, Akila.
286
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,417
You, me,
planetarium, tonight.
287
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,383
You're welcome.
288
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,263
Sorry, Brian, you're not the
only one with a busy schedule.
289
00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,931
I have a tablet
to track down.
290
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,299
Uh..
291
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:04,016
What are you doing?
I told you to be yourself.
292
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,557
Akila likes
her Brians dorky.
293
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,390
You blew it, man.
294
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,845
[whimpers]
295
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,435
I'm free tonight
if you want to hang.
296
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,901
[sighs]
297
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,073
Sorry, Cyrano.
This isn't working.
298
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,534
I'm going to uninstall you.
299
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,452
Yeah, little issue there.
300
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,036
-Uh...
-You can't uninstall me.
301
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,882
Burn!
302
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,837
Oh, really?
We'll just see about that.
303
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,457
Sorry, Bri...
304
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,054
[grunts]
305
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,549
...but I'm in control
of your body now.
306
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,640
And I'm trapping you
in your own neural matrix.
307
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,347
[screams]
308
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,465
[whimpers]
309
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,976
It's dark in here.
310
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,638
Really dark.
311
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,186
And I'm really afraid
of the dark.
312
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,110
Aah!
313
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,979
If you're curious what I'm doing with your body,
314
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,646
you can watch on what they usedto call a TV set.
315
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,355
You can see what I see,
316
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,235
but there's nothingyou can do about it.
317
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,872
Burn!
318
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,448
Oh, and the reception'ssuper bad,
319
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,294
because I'm evil.
320
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,499
Double burn!
321
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,869
[laughs]
322
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,375
You won't get away
with this.
323
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,127
I already have.
324
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,209
You see, I'm an artificialintelligence
325
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,424
designed especially for you...
326
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,625
by Octavian.
327
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,224
Aah!
328
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,639
Your body's workingfor him now.
329
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,217
And it's duefor some upgrades.
330
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,942
[shrieks and sobs]
331
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,653
I look terrible
with a mustache.
332
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,992
Wow, you're not kidding.
333
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,028
I just don't have
the face for it.
334
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,622
You'd think it would work,but it so doesn't.
335
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,537
You should see me with a beard.
Even worse.
336
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:52,037
Anyway, time to takeyour friends to Octavian.
337
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,922
[cackles]
338
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:01,089
Yo, guys,
we have to hurry.
339
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,682
Hey, did you sort out your--?
340
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,047
Holy muscles.
What have you done to yourself?
341
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:08,005
Just got me
some sweet new arms.
342
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,056
Mwah. Mwah.
343
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,350
[both]
Eww.
344
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,103
So I located the Uta Tablet.
345
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,194
It's on a planet
occupied by Xerxes.
346
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,980
We have to go right away.
347
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,113
You, Brian, want to go
without backup?
348
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:23,951
No, Cleo. It's a trick.
He's not me.
349
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,118
And he hasn't found
the Uta Tablet.
350
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,487
And without hyperventilating
351
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,244
about how terrifyingmissions are?
352
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,075
[hyperventilating]
353
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:34,331
I have upgrades.
And this is the Uta Tablet.
354
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,504
Super important,
remember?
355
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:41,094
I guess its importance overrides
whatever this weirdness is.
356
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,341
All right,
let's go get some Uta.
357
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,599
You seem very relaxed
for a guy who's about to battle
358
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,181
a bunch of Xerxes.
359
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,056
I am not relaxed!
360
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,153
I'm losing it.
It's dark in here.
361
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,188
And a maniac has control
of my body.
362
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,072
[laughs]
363
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,779
That's right, dweeb.
364
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,199
Hey, who are you
calling dweeb?
365
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,278
Uh...myself, obviously.
366
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,044
Babe, why don't you let me
take the controls?
367
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,537
Uh, no. I think
I should drive.
368
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,080
[deep voice]
I think I should drive!
369
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,133
-[both gasp]
-Huh?
370
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,667
[normal voice]
Uh...
371
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,550
[laughs nervously]
372
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,707
...just to give you a break.
373
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,626
Yeah. Okay.
374
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,684
Akila, we should put on
our mission suits.
375
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,509
For safety.
376
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,768
Yay, safety.
377
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,523
Okay, obviously I don't care
about safety.
378
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,363
I just wanted an excuse
to talk alone.
379
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,318
Ooh! The one thing I enjoy
more than safety protocol
380
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,739
is a gab-fest.
381
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,487
So, what are we talking?
New class schedule?
382
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,738
-Lakshmi's haircut?
-Brian.
383
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,081
Something's majorly wrong
with him.
384
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,076
I know, right?
I'm super worried.
385
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,288
We need to get him
to Dr. Queed
386
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,618
to figure out what's wrong,
387
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,162
but he's not going
to want to go.
388
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,496
We could disable him somehow,
389
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,421
by using his own fear
against him.
390
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,671
Ooh, which one? There are so
many fears to choose from.
391
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,474
Brian, we're taking over.
392
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,509
[grunts, punches landing]
393
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,393
[Cleo] Take control of the ship,
Akila.
394
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,680
I got him.
395
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,813
I don't got him.
396
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,100
Brian!
397
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,274
Why didn't you freak out
in the dark?
398
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,073
Because that's not Brian.
399
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,241
Aah!
400
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,542
Well, now that you spoiled
my big surprise,
401
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,536
I might as well
just tell you.
402
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,828
I'm not Brian.
403
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,371
Call me Cyrano.
404
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,075
I'm an artificial intelligence,
405
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,205
and I stole Brian's body
and trapped him in his own mind.
406
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,552
Now you're prisoners
and I'm taking you to Octavian.
407
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,507
Everyone caught up?
408
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,378
Uh-huh. Fun story.
409
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,545
both grunt]
410
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,140
Don't hurt him.
411
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,099
Brian's still in there
somewhere.
412
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,390
Whoa!
413
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,733
Okay, maybe hurt him
a little.
414
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,637
[both grunting]
415
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,647
Open his back panel
and power him down.
416
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,276
[charger beeps]
417
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,572
No!
418
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,414
[wind gusting]
419
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,583
[both screaming]
420
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,461
[squeaking]
421
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,467
[both screaming]
422
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:32,758
[grunts]
423
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,597
No!
424
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,598
I know you can hear me, Brian.
Help us.
425
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,355
[Brian]
Get it together, Brian.
426
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,817
For Cleo.
427
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,397
For Akila.
428
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,192
[grunting]
429
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,565
-[electricity crackles]
-[screams]
430
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,452
Wait a minute.
431
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:56,159
The TV must be interfacing
with my body's optic output.
432
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,201
If I could just integrate
with the system...
433
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,624
[electricity crackles]
434
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,252
[grunting]
435
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:03,754
Huh?
436
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,625
[gasps]
437
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,255
It's me, Brian.
438
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,891
I don't know how long
I can hold Cyrano.
439
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,258
[all]
Whoa!
440
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,811
Whoa. Power me down.
441
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,314
Not so fast.
442
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,356
-[gasps]
-Are you kidding me?
443
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,240
No, chickie-pie,
I'm not.
444
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,446
Brian's gone bye-bye,
and our ride's here.
445
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:34,608
[both gasp]
446
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:38,829
[chuckles]
447
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,328
I hate Octavian,
448
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,580
but man does he know
how to make an entrance.
449
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,922
Cleo...
450
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,497
[grunts]
451
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,714
Why didn't we do this
on my ship?
452
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,676
I'm a little ticked off
with you.
453
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:58,508
When you blew me up,
my cape was ruined.
454
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,345
And this doesn't
just come off the rack.
455
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,021
It's custom.
456
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,639
You almost took over
the galaxy.
457
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,436
That's a little worse
than a ruined cape.
458
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:11,939
Do you know how hard it is
to find a good tailor in space?
459
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,565
I do, but there's a great place
off Blantzden's third moon.
460
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,872
Immaculate work,
and reasonably priced.
461
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,986
Akila, don't give him tips
on tailors.
462
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:21,584
He's the scourge
of the universe.
463
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,369
Cyrano, how goes the search
for the Uta Tablet?
464
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:27,504
We've identified a number of
locations of energy signatures
465
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,462
similar to the Ata Tablet's,
466
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,962
but so far
we've found nothing.
467
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,505
[chuckles]
468
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,589
[in Cleo's voice]
That's all we wanted to know.
469
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,556
Hey, what's going on?
470
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,310
Hate to break it to you,Cyrano,
471
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,982
but everything sincewe powered Brian down
472
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,690
has been a simulation.
473
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,780
Thanks to my uncannyscientific brilliance!
474
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,816
[babbling]
475
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,450
Attachy-wachy.
476
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,661
Snakes!
477
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,870
What happened?
478
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,500
Brian, I knew you'd save us.
479
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,616
Well, this is good news.
480
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,583
Though I did think
you were a goner,
481
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,504
so I called
the scrap metal guy.
482
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,962
Ooh, he's going to be mad.
483
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,673
Where's Cyrano?
484
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,974
[clears throat]
485
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,297
Brian, old buddy.
486
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,593
A little help?
487
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,312
[screams]
488
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,387
Queed extracted
the Cyrano software from you
489
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,892
and put him
in a simulation
490
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,694
to find out if Octavian knows
where the Uta Tablet is.
491
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,608
Now we know Octavian's
flailing around stupidly
492
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,778
just like you guys are.
493
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,987
Hey, we're flailing around
smartly.
494
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,947
So, what are we going to do
with Cyrano?
495
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,448
I have an idea.
496
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,945
Stop it! Watch out!
497
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,793
[yelping]
498
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,659
How long are you goingto keep me in here?
499
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,076
-Ow!
-Forever.
500
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:51,794
Burn!
501
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,585
[gasps]
502
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,878
-[whimpers]
-I'm so happy that everything
503
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,432
and everyone
is back to normal.
504
00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,756
Yeah, me too.
505
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:02,391
I'm so sorry
about all this, Akila.
506
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,059
I just...
507
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,347
I wanted to ask you out
on a date.
508
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,941
Are you asking me
on a date now?
509
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,347
I...
510
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,555
[laughs nervously]
511
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,154
I guess I am.
512
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,609
Brian!
513
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:15,899
Way to go!
514
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,452
Uh, Cleo?
515
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:21,026
Do you think we could
have this moment?
516
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,662
Oh, sorry.
517
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,369
Pretend I'm not here.
518
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,539
We should go
to the planetarium.
519
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:27,748
So that's a yes?
520
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,827
That's a "yeah, sure,
you betcha."
521
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,883
I told you she likes
her Brians dorky.
522
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,126
And so do I.
523
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:34,628
[hums]
524
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,759
[Cleo]
Please never do that again.
525
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,511
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