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previously on sick note...
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ash is alive!
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mr matthews was involved in a
hit-and-run.
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his mother, wife and newborn baby
are praying he's going to make it
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let's make that little shit the
face of we cover.
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I think I'm, going to have to
decline.
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not even for 30 grand?
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30?
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jesus christ!
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please, don't shoot!oh, for christ
sake.
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it's not loaded, you big pussy.
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I forgot about your trip.
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yep, killing wild animals.
it's what I live for.
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are you actually allowed
to take that on the plane?
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you got money, you can do any
fuckin' thing you want.
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trust me, this is costing me a lot.
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take a look.
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there's the prize.
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shambhala, a super-rare albino
giraffe.
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I paid extra to have that bitch
electronically tagged
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so there'll be no place for her to
hide.
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kind of levels
the playing field, don't you think?
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well, I wish you wouldn't
bring your weapons into the office
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and could you stop pointing
it at my staff?
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that anal bead isn't at his desk.
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who, daniel? Ah, yes.
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well, look at the mock-ups, they're
very good.
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that's shit. I want to see bags
under the eyes, tubes coming out of
the nose.
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yeah, well, I guess we could take
some photos
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of his chemotherapy treatment.
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yes, work that out. Where the fuck
is he?
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I don't know but, you know,
he's got cancer, hasn't he?
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he's probably a bit poorly.
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gunfire
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I don't know where I'd go.
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I obviously can't stay at ash's
place.
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well, you can stay at mine.
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oh, yeah, america.
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That's really handy for my office.
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is it that bad between you guys
then? I mean, I know
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she was screwing your best friend.
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yeah, I'm sleeping on the couch.
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can't you get some place of your
own?
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not until this money comes through.
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This 30k's gonna totally sort me
out.
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You know, and plus I'll
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have, like, five grand left for
vanessa, you know, to pay for the
funeral.
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what? Is ash dead?not yet,
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but, come on, he's not waking up.
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I, I want to help out.that's real
nice!
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totally makes up for you killing
him.
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yeah, I just can't wait till I tell
becca...
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..That I know everything about her
being a cheating bitch before I move
out.
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Door opens
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oh, shit she's coming.
he clears throat
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oh, hi, love. Are you playing
will 5000?
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say hello from me.
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becca says hi.say fuck you from me!
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he says hi back.
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you look cold, do you want my
slanket?
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oh, no, no, no, I'm fine.so she
hasn't noticed the slanket is gone?
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last seen wrapped around ash's dead
body.
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Yeah, I've ordered a replacement.
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Amazon prime. Should be here today.
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I'm on the phone to mum, she sends
her love.
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send mine back.
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he sends his love back, mum.
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no, yeah, he's doing great.
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yeah, to be honest, looking at him,
if you didn't know him you'd think
he was lying.
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th-this better be my last one,
mate.loser.
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the post's been, my love!
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I'm off to work now.
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I'll see you tonight, dearest.
annette!
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people are commenting on how
well I look.
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Shouldn't I be thinner or, like,
losing my hair?
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dr daniel's been doing
his research, hasn't he?
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look, cancer treatment affects each
individual patient differently.
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side affects can include weight
loss, vomiting, loss of appetite,
hair loss, mouth ulcers,
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diarrhoea, constipation.
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I pretty much have one of the last
two all the time.
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all right, well, look, I mean, just
say you have mouth ulcers.
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ok, well, I need bottles
with, like, the name of the medicine
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printed on it.
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We need a treatment schedule.
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I mean, this has to look real.
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as soon as you called, I had some
labels printed
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and I put them on these
empty bottles for you.
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you spelt my name wrong.
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really? Are you sure?about the
spelling of my very common name?
yes.
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just, er, fill them with vitamin
tablets.
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isn't chemotherapy usually
given by intravenous drip?correct.
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perhaps you and I should swap seats.
he laughs
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no, look, it's a mixture of tablets
and intravenous drugs and I booked
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you in for an iv session here
tomorrow.
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luckily we cover want to keep
all the treatment in-house,
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so it suits us just fine.
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what are you going to be giving me?
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well, it's a saline solution, but
I'll cover the labels so it looks
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like I'm giving you real
chemotherapy.
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you, young man, will come out
feeling like the chicken that found
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the golden grain.
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what does that mean?
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oh, yeah, do you not know the
children's story?
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it's charming. Little hen gets
lost on the way to market.
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she can't find her way back to the
farm. And then naughty squirrel...
sorry,
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how does this apply to me?
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it means you'll come out feeling
great,
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like the chicken done.
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daniel, stop worrying. You're
gonna make yourself ill.
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for real.
he laughs
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please, let me show you out.
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oh.
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I think you need to pull, pull it.
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ah!
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lift going up.
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I can't believe we're actually
going through with this.yes.
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yes, it's not ideal, but we have to
cover ourselves.
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I just keep thinking we should back
out, you know, put a stop to it
all.
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I mean, it's just gone too far.
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I know it's too late for that.
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here's dr glennis's last
appointment, he should be free to
see you now.
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can you direct me to his office?
he had to head out.
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Yeah, something about a home
emergency.
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I didn't see him leave, and I've
been sat here all day.
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yeah, he did, about 15 minutes ago.
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Yeah, he let me stay in his office
and make a phone call.
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his shit car's still outside.
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maybe he got a cab.
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when he gets back can you make
sure you get him to contact me?
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it's a very urgent matter.
of course, officer.
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you can count on me.where's his
parking space?
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thank you.
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well, mr glass, when will we be
seeing your cheery face again?
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oh, tomorrow, actually.
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I did just leave something in dr
glennis's office,
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can I just go back in...?soz, I
can't let you in there unsupervised.
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the doctor really shouldn't
have left you on your own in there.
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he's always breaking the rules.
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it's fine.
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I'll just get it tomorrow.
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bloody scientists.
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blasted thing!
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ah!
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dr glennis?
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clattering
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yes?are you ok in there?
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oh, yes, yes.
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mr glass said you'd left.
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well, er...
door opens
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I, I did, well...
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I tried to, er, I was stuck in this
cupboard.
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he laughs
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while you were stuck in there,
a policeman came by.
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he asked if you could give him
a call today.
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can't imagine what that would be
in connection with.
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he left his number.right.
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mobile rings
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must crack on. Thank you, linda.
lisa.
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07 700 900 843, dr iain glennis
speaking.it's me.
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Where did you go?sorry.
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where did you go and why are the
police looking for you?
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I don't know.he's looking in your
car.
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You did clean in that boot?
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You told me you did.yes, of course
I did.
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you definitely burnt the slanket?
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yes, I, I did!
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as long as there's no trace of ash
in there,
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we should be ok.
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yes, you're, you're absolutely
right.
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goodbye.
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no, blast!
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hydroperoxide, it has an oxidizing
agent, in this
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instance the haemogoblin
is completely removed
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and it can't later be detected.
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he laughs
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that's just the ticket.
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hi, mum.hi, simon, I mean, daniel.
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sorry, love.
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no worries. I'm used to it.
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how are you doing?
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you promised your dad you'd
call every day.
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yeah, yeah, I'm ok.
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I start my chemotherapy tomorrow.
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he starts his treatment tomorrow.
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your father will take you.
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What? Dad said he'd never get
in a car with me again.
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not with you driving, no, but he'll
be driving, so it's fine.
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no. It's all right, mum,
it's no, it's not a big deal.
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it is. Your father will be there.
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no, honestly, mum, I want to do
this by myself.
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Say thanks to dad, but I don't want
to waste his time.
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it's not a waste of time.oh,
mum, I've got another call coming.
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It's work. I've got to go.
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Ok, bye.
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guess who?
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ah! Fuck!
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What's on your hands?
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whoopsies, sorry.
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I was trying to make my shower gel
warmer smell better.
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the last one was chilli oil.
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yeah, I think you need to wash your
hands.
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oh, my dad used these.
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he said they made his tongue feel
fat.
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I get nausea from them, but my
tongue feels normal.
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Apart from the mouth ulcers.
they look like multivitamins.
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yeah, it's best not to keep them out
of the bottle.
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Lose their potency.
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can I have a quick word?
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yeah.
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kenny wants some photos of you
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for this we cover campaign
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and, I'm so sorry to ask this,
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do you have a treatment schedule?
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um... Yes. Yeah.
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No, I should have it by the end
of the day.oh, fantastic.
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yeah. We must keep mr west happy.
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and perhaps you should take
the rest of the day off.
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your eyes look very red.
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oh, yeah that's, um, that's
actually a side effect
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of my medicine.
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No, I want to soldier on, you know,
get some work done.
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yeah.yeah.
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inspiration to us all.
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retching
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daniel. Daniel, are you ok?
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retching and splashing
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give me a minute.
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you've been in there for half an
hour, I'm worried.it's just the
side effects.
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Retching
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oh. That was a bad one.
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well, can I get you something, some
water?
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no, no, I've got some, thanks.
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it says if your symptoms persist you
should contact your doctor.
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oh...
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ooh...
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I don't know what it is, but
I have never wanted you
more.
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oh, oh...
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I think, I think round
two's about to begin. Oh...
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Retching
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thanks for that, dad. That was
really good of you, but
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don't, don't wait for me.
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it's fine. I brought a book.
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no, honestly, dad, I'll make my
own way back.
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I might be ages in there.
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I promised your mother I would.
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hi, mum. Can you call dad
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and tell him not to wait for me
outside the clinic? Ok?
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these ruddy things.take your gloves
off.
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00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,920
He groans
250
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:17,520
what's happened to your hands?
I scorched them on a hot coffee.
251
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,680
they look awful.yes, I won't lie to
you.
252
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,200
I am in a great deal of pain.
253
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,240
no-one will be any the wiser.
254
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:29,040
I've also got your pre-meds
here, anti-nausea.
255
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,920
although I've swapped them out
for plass boss.
256
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,360
placebos?
257
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,760
yes, it's just a word that
means fake medicine.
258
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,320
fine.
259
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,680
no-one can trace any wrong-doing.
260
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,920
what about that policeman who wants
to look at your car?
261
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,760
well, he has an appointment
with me later.
262
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:44,880
but the car is spotless.
263
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,560
no trace of your friend remains.
264
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,560
right. Let's administer your
chemotherapy.
265
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,920
the whole process takes under an
hour, mr glass.
266
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:05,360
I'm sorry, but this room is booked
for a session of chemotherapy.
267
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,560
yeah, we know.
268
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,720
daniel, dr glennis, I'd like you to
meet athan, our photographer.
269
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,920
pleasure to be working with you.hi.
270
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,000
athan? Is that greek, as in athans?
271
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no.
272
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,120
ath-an. As in short for jonathan.
273
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:24,240
he's here to take inspirational
pictures of your cancer-riddled body
274
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:28,480
being given the best chemo that
money can buy courtesy of
275
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,000
we cover insurance.
276
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,280
oh!
277
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,640
Lucky, lucky me.
278
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,240
yes, lucky fucking you.
279
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:38,480
athan is coming with me to
photograph the hunt,
280
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,360
although right now he's
going to photograph the cunt.
281
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,720
laughter
282
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,280
right, doc?yes, kenny!
283
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,520
so, I'd like to get a few shots
of you guys in action.
284
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,400
will you be administering the
medication to daniel directly, doc?
285
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,400
oh, yes, yes, of course I will.
286
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:56,640
I like all my patients to feel
like I'm taking care of them every
287
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,840
step of the way.
288
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,280
shutters click
289
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,520
we can't do this.why not?
290
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,840
this is cast-iron proof.
291
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,920
photographic evidence.
292
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:06,960
here we go.
293
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,360
what the fuck?
294
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:12,560
don't stick him. I've gotta leave in
45 minutes.
295
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,560
that police car's blocking my light.
296
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,760
fucking pigs.
297
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,080
what?
298
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,000
ventilator beeps and flatlines
299
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,640
oh, fuck!
300
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,800
I didn't change the tyre.what?
301
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,560
I did not change the tyre.
302
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,600
oh!ah!
303
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,000
fuck! Jesus christ, my fucking
lens!
304
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,600
nurse! Nurse!
305
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,240
can you, oh...
306
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,320
I just have to step out for a
second.
307
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,680
where the fuck are you going?
308
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,760
hey, hey, dr dickhole!
309
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,360
get the fuck back here.morning.
310
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,560
keys, car keys.
311
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,600
here he is, officer.
312
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,720
ah.
313
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,160
hello.
314
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,600
er...
315
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,720
coffee?
316
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,880
I'm ok, thanks. Now a good time?
yes.
317
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,280
yes, why wouldn't it be
a good time?
318
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,880
I realise I'm early for our
appointment, you're just a very hard
man to get hold of.
319
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,880
I've been very, very busy.
320
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,760
tell me, did you ever catch the
hit-and-run culprit?
321
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,440
they're still at large and I believe
there's more to it than a
hit-and-run.
322
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,840
I believe an attempted
murder's being covered up.
323
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,120
wasn't that really hot?
324
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,320
yeah...so...
325
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:36,080
I have a very serious question
to ask you, dr glennis.
326
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,120
right.
327
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,560
what is it?something that's
been bugging me.
328
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,040
right, yes.
329
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,560
can you take a look at my back?
330
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,400
I'm sorry?I have a mole.
331
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,920
it's been preying on my mind.
332
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,480
I want to get it checked out,
but our gp is a family friend.
333
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,160
don't want to cause a lot
of worry.right.
334
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,760
I've not been sleeping because of
it.
335
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,680
yes, I can, I can see it right away.
336
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,520
but, please, pop your stab vest off.
337
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,120
reverberating:daniel. Daniel?
338
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,720
glove slaps
339
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,320
kenny sighs
340
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,400
where the fuck is that prick?
341
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,040
I'm sure he won't be long.
342
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,680
you know, in an episode of house
the doctor performed three
343
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,040
operations at once.oh, great.
344
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,400
it only took about half an hour.
345
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,240
you. Nurse.
346
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,640
hook him up.
347
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,960
whoa, whoa, whoa. Where's dr
glennis?
348
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:34,160
I don't have the authority
to administer chemotherapy.
349
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,680
not without a senior doctor present.
350
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:41,360
I own we cover insurance.
351
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,960
we cover puts thousands of patients
352
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,160
in this clinic.
353
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,760
ergo I pay your wages.
354
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,320
sorry.
355
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,760
well...
356
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,240
if that's not enough authority for
you...
357
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,600
..Perhaps this will change your
mind.
358
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,200
hook him up.
359
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,800
erm, I need
to get a proper replacement bag.
360
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,160
well, move your ass.
361
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,560
move your ass!
362
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,800
now, to the layman a mole changing
colour can be cause for concern,
363
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,920
but I'm very pleased to say this
is absolutely nothing to worry
about.
364
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,360
thank you, dr glennis.
365
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,040
what a load off my mind.
366
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,080
any ti-I-me!
367
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,160
just glad I did do my bit.
368
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:31,280
now, I had a little look at your
car early and I noticed you never
got that tyre changed.
369
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,640
good lord. Yes.
370
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,160
yes, you're right.
371
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,200
mea culpa.
372
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,680
I'll get it done right away.
373
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,600
make sure you do.
374
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,880
and thanks again.
375
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,280
I'll sleep tonight.
376
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,560
they laugh
377
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,400
we both will!
378
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,440
he retches
379
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,280
he groans
380
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,640
almost done here, dr glennis.
381
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,560
I told him to wait for you.
382
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,920
Where the fuck have you been?
383
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,840
you administered chemotherapy?
384
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,680
mr west had a gun pointed at me.
385
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,720
what?
386
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,520
don't shoot me, kenny.
387
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,280
you british are such pussies.
388
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,480
no, we're not.
389
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,680
he makes popping noise
390
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:20,880
it's not even loaded.
391
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,320
yes!
392
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,080
your car's here, mr west.
393
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,080
thank god.
394
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,720
becca, athan, we got a giraffe to
kill.
395
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,240
ta-ta!
396
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:36,640
so, daniel, I'm just going to run
through some of the side effects you
can expect.
397
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,360
so, vomiting, hair loss,
398
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:40,880
diarrhoea,
399
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,480
mouth ulcers.
400
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,880
it's on the we cover account, so
it's fine if you're sick in it.
401
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,960
my tongue feels fat.
402
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,000
I told you.
403
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,080
I'll check in on you later then.
404
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,600
how's my boy?dad.
405
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,240
They got me a car.
406
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,320
oh, cancel it.
I'll take him from here.
407
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,920
thanks for waiting, dad.I really
wanted to finish my book.
408
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,960
I don't agree with everything he
says but, blimey, that clarkson can
409
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,400
write a funny anecdote.
410
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,240
listen, me and your mum
411
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:28,800
overreacted when you crashed
the car and broke my leg.
412
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,560
all those years ago.
413
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:32,960
we...
414
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,120
..Forgive you.
415
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,320
let's never speak of it again.
416
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,800
daniel? Daniel?
417
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,160
are you ok?
418
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,680
vomiting
419
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,120
dr glennis is here.
420
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,000
daniel, becca has asked me
to check on you.
421
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,400
door's open.I'll go and make some
tea.splendid.
422
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,120
hello.
423
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,160
oh.
424
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,360
is this real or part of the act?
425
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,520
of course it's fucking real. You
gave me actual chemotherapy today.
426
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,680
well, I mean strictly speaking it
wasn't me, it was that nurse, but...
427
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,440
just surprised that the anti-nausea
medication hasn't helped much.
428
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,680
that's because you gave me a fucking
placebo.
429
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,400
oh, yes, yes, but it'll pass and,
430
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:24,080
you'll soon be feeling like the
chicken that got the golden...
431
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,440
retching
432
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,760
this wasn't part of the plan.
433
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,040
yes, true.
434
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,000
but we're very much
in the clear now.
435
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,960
no-one can ever possibly
question whether or not you have...
436
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,920
..Cancer.
437
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,000
not a living soul.
438
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,200
it's only six months.
439
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,440
And then everyone will think I
beat it.
440
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,600
Then I can get my life back on
track.
441
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,480
No-one will ever know I faked
cancer.
442
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,120
Echoes
443
00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,760
ash!
444
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,200
You and becca!
445
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,240
yeah!
446
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,320
becca's my girlfriend, you're my
best...
447
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,760
I think he can hear us.
448
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,200
Fuck!
449
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,400
I asked you to knock!
450
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,600
hayward!
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