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Who are you?
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Oh.
I'm supposed to do what?
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Yeah, w-no,
I got a-I got a baby.
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I've had two hours of sleep.
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I don't have time for this.
It--
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Fine.
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Here's what you missed
last week.
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[softly] Okay.
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♪ rock music ♪
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[Faye] Do you wanna join me?
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Faye Donahue.
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Is that you?
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[Faye] At high school
graduation.
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Right before everything
changed forever.
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Kyle Holmes was my fiancé.
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Who is this Kyle guy?
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You know what you did!
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I don't. I swear.
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[Claudia] Claudia Nicolo.
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I left you a little something
on the nightstand.
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[Debbie] I'm not a prostitute.
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[Claudia] Yes, I did think
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you were a prostitute
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when I picked you up
on Ho Corner,
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but I see now
that you are more than that.
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Oh, hello.
Aunt Oopie here.
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Aunt Oopie's
got everything covered here.
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Date?
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I'm gonna teach Fred
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and that little colored boy
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about the Gettysburg Address.
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I'm sorry.
Wha-what was that part?
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She can't be Fred's guardian,
Tami.
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She's racist as fuck.
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Miss Brenda, are you
inviting me to the cookout?
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I am inviting you
to the cookout.
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Look at all these beautiful,
highly educated,
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wealthy black people.
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- All doctors?
- Mm-hmm.
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I love it.
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What the shit is this?
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[Lieutenant Cody]
Our youth leader program.
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[Carl] These are
our future police?
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- Doubt it.
- [Carl] Your mission:
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police this neighborhood
between point A and B.
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Move out!
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
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I think we should get married.
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What?
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Then we can't testify
against each other.
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Staying out of jail's
a crap reason to get married.
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No.
We fucking love each other.
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That's why
we're gonna get married.
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It's marriage
that I don't know if I love.
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I wanna know how you feel,
you know?
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[blow lands]
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Fuck.
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♪ rock music ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Think of allthe luck you got ♪
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♪ Know thatit's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beamingonce before ♪
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♪ But it's not like thatanymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Round upthe friends you got ♪
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♪ Know thatthey're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willingonce before ♪
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♪ But it's not like thatanymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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Mm. [exhales happily]
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[engine rumbling]
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[grunts]
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[horn honks]
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[rumbling continues]
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♪ driving acoustic music ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Oh, my baby, I'm alive ♪
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♪ So be careful of thesefeelings we get high on ♪
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♪ Till it's dead and gone... ♪
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Who's riding a lawn mower
around the block?
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♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
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[Ian]
Gotta be kidding me.
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♪ I'm miles and miles away ♪
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♪ I'm ♪
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♪ Miles and miles ♪
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- ♪ Away ♪
- [door slams]
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♪♪♪
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Oh, hey.
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Why don't you get out of here?
I'll call you later.
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Who's that?
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Byron. Cute, huh?
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Super tight asshole.
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♪♪♪
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You're a top now?
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Verse.
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Who knew?
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♪ Ooh, baby, stay awake... ♪
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Hey, you seen this?
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Jesus!
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It's the hospital bill.
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Childbirth, emergency surgery,
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ICU...
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How much?
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Thirty-six hundred.
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- Wow.
- That's after insurance.
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I mean, how are we
gonna pay this?
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- [Lip sighs]
- [Tami] Here.
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That's easy.
We're not.
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We already brought him home.
What are they gonna do?
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Take him back?
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Well, they delivered our baby
and saved my life.
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Yeah, and that
was their choice.
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They didn't give me the option
of leaving Fred in the oven
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or letting you die
on the operating table.
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So you would've
let me die?
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I mean, if I knew it was
gonna cost us four grand...
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...yeah, maybe.
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[chuckles]
Look, we have to pay this.
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Tami, no, we don't.
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Isn't not paying your bills
stealing?
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No.
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Charging us money while
your life is on the line,
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that's extortion.
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- Right?
- Hmm.
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We're, uh, Robin Hooding,
you know?
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We're stealing from the rich,
giving to the poor.
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You're not Robin Hood.
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Yeah, but I'm poor.
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So, what,
so you steal stuff?
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Sometimes.
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Like what?
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[chuckling] I don't know.
It's a long list.
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Okay, well, like, uh,
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food from the grocery store?
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Yeah, like food from anywhere.
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Money?
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[sighs]
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That a real question?
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What-cars?
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No.
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But, uh, never say never.
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Wow.
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"Wow" what?
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No, you're just...
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exactly the role model
I always wanted for my kid.
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[reporter over TV] Next up,
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a Florida manwas found dead today,
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facedown in the lobster tankof a Tampa grocery store.
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Here you go.
A proper breakfast.
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The sugar in this cereal
will kill you.
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In your case, however,
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I suspect that your lifestyle
will kill you
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before your diet does.
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Ah.
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Was that Mickey this morning?
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- [Ian] Yup.
- Where's he been?
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With a twink named Byron.
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Twink?
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You know,
like Ms. Del Rey's kid.
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Yoga pants and glitter.
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Eh, not always.
But yeah, sure.
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So if you tell someone
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you're not marrying them,
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that means they can sleep
with other people?
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No.
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But Mickey's emotional IQ
is lower than Carl's actual IQ.
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Shit. You're fucked, dude.
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Nah, he'll work it
out of his system
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and we'll talk it out
like adults.
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It'll be fine.
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Hang on to your wallets,
everyone.
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Lip is here.
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[Oopie] Oh,
there's my gorgeous niece.
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Prettier--mwah--
than Megyn Kelly
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and smarter too.
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Oh, objectified by America
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and sexually harassed
by your bosses?
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It's every girl's dream.
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- Megyn Kelly?
- A blonde news host.
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She thinks Santa's white.
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He's not?
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- No.
- Yes, honeybun!
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[Lip] Hey, did I hear a girly
bike pull up this morning?
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- Mickey.
- He's dating a twink now.
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Oh, so you leaving him
at the altar,
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that's become a thing, huh?
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I-I didn't leave him
at the altar.
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- [Liam and Lip] Yes, you did.
- [Tami] I mean...
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It was City Hall.
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We were only getting married
to outsmart the cops.
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You made
the right decision.
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Marriage is a sacred union
between a man and a woman.
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[Tami] What's that smell?
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Self-righteousness.
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No. The air smells...clean.
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Where is Frank?
Haven't seen him in a while.
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[Lip] Enjoy it
while it lasts.
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He'll be back to stinking up
the place in no time, right?
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♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪
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Oh, there you go.
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[judge] Frank Gallagher,
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the court reduces your chargeto a misdemeanor
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and sentences youto 30 days in rehab.
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The deviant thugwho tried to steal
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this bright young man'sfuture,
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Kyle Holmes,
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I hereby sentence youto 45 years in prison.
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- [tape rewinds]
- Sentences you
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to 30 days in rehab.
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Forty-five yearsfor possession.
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Thirty days in rehab.
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Forty-five years.Thirty days in rehab.
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- Forty--
- [remote clicks]
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Good morning.
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Do you need a diaper change?
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Please let me go.
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As soon as you admit
what you did to my poor Kyle.
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I told you,
I don't remember who Kyle is.
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Liar.
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Maybe if I had a drink.
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I'm a lot more lucid
when I'm drunk.
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Sounds like a lovely idea.
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Is that a Balvenie?
Thirty year?
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Don't! Oh, don't!
Don't! Don't!
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No, please, don't do that!
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Tell me what you did to Kyle.
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Do you have any idea
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how many millions
of brain cells
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I've destroyed
since the '90s?
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I'm so sober right now,
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I can't even make anything up!
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Tell me the truth.
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I don't remember!
I don't!
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I'm sorry, but I don't.
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[breathing heavily]
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You really
don't remember?
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I swear.
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Please.
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Then I'm gonna have
to make you remember.
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♪ rock music ♪
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♪♪♪
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Bring your chastity belt,
Jerry,
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because I am going
to fuck everybody
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who had anything to do
with this shit show of a deal,
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starting with you!
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[sighs]
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Oh, I'm sorry, pussycat.
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Did I wake you?
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[chuckles]
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Mm.
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Ugh. My lunch has turned into
a teleconference with Dubai.
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Can I impose on you
to do me a favor?
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Of course. What?
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Great. Um, can you pick
Julia up after school?
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- Julia?
- My kid.
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Oh.
Did I not tell you about her?
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- [laughing] No.
- [chuckles]
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But that's cool.
266
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I didn't tell you
about my kid either.
267
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,472
Franny. She's four.
268
00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,224
Oh, God.
269
00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:03,103
They are so perfect
at that age, aren't they?
270
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,980
[sighs] Okay,
so St. Judith Prep,
271
00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,232
2:30-ish.
272
00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,484
She has a class
that she goes to after.
273
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,860
She knows how to get you there.
274
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,737
You don't think
it'll be kind of weird,
275
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,197
some strange woman showing up,
276
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,157
saying, "Get in my car,
little girl"?
277
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:19,494
Uh, no.
She's used to it by now.
278
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,705
All right, platinum card
is on the dresser for a snack,
279
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,457
but it has to be healthy.
280
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,751
She is going to throw
one of her tantrums
281
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,670
for something fried.
282
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,005
She's a terror.
Stay strong.
283
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,882
Later, girlfriend.
284
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,218
"Girlfriend"?
285
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,386
Oh.
286
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,139
No, I-I just meant, uh,
287
00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,724
friend that's a girl.
288
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,809
Right?
289
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,394
I like "girlfriend."
290
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,479
Me too.
291
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,857
Ooh!
292
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:51,776
Bye.
293
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,159
It's magnificent.
294
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:02,328
It's just magnificent.
295
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,039
V, do I gotta cover 'em up?
296
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,792
Naked breasts don't exactly say
"quality health care."
297
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,628
They do if we
provide mammograms.
298
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:11,713
Can we?
299
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,506
No. Basic stuff only.
300
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,926
Superglue for small cuts
and minor gunshot wounds,
301
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,429
needle and thread
for bigger stab wounds,
302
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,639
Popsicle sticks
for sprained fingers,
303
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,893
and Vicks VapoRub
for everything else.
304
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,144
Hey, did you spend
the rest of that cash
305
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,104
from those snail patch
hemorrhoid things?
306
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,689
Got just enough money
for a tank of gas,
307
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,941
so we gotta make money if we
wanna sustain this operation.
308
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,109
Aw, babe,
we're gonna make a killing.
309
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,235
Are you kidding me?
310
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,946
The uninsured South Side
needs medical care.
311
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,699
No more going to urgent care
and spending $150
312
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:40,366
to pop in a dislocated finger.
313
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,911
Nurse V can do it for 20.
314
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:43,912
I was never a nurse.
315
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:44,913
You were a nurse's aide.
316
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,497
Potato, potato.
317
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,333
South Side needs medical care.
318
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,876
We need cash
to raise our girls.
319
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,045
This is your best
side-hustle idea ever.
320
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,004
Well, get this thing painted
321
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,341
while I go set up Hazel
behind the bar.
322
00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:00,511
I'm gonna take a minute
just to say good-bye.
323
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:01,387
All right?
324
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,767
♪ stomping rock music ♪
325
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,268
Good-bye, Veronica's titties.
326
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,229
♪♪♪
327
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,272
Good-bye, Svetlana's titties.
328
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:16,277
♪♪♪
329
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,737
[sighs]
330
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:22,450
♪♪♪
331
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,621
[grunts, groans]
332
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,832
Throw a pussy punch like that,
and you don't deserve balls.
333
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,210
Nobody fights fair
on the streets, people!
334
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,503
[Rucker] Gallagher!
335
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,546
♪♪♪
336
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,173
Am I being too hard
on them, sir?
337
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,800
No, on the contrary, son.
338
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,677
90 percent of 'em
have trust funds.
339
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,805
You have carte blanche
to turn these girls into men.
340
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,765
Carte what, sir?
341
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,309
Ride 'em hard.
Put 'em down wet.
342
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,352
Yes, sir.
343
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,937
I'd like to take them out
in the community,
344
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,063
do a few exercises,
345
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,606
show 'em
what the real world's like.
346
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,732
Good idea.
347
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:55,900
Bring 'em back
at the end of the day.
348
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,902
- Give me a full report.
- Yes, sir.
349
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,571
Aidan! You're up.
350
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,952
Hey.
351
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,036
Hey.
352
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,332
So, uh...[exhales]
353
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,667
Byron, huh?
354
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,876
Pretty great, right?
355
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,712
Little on the young side,
but, uh,
356
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,715
eager to please,
if you catch what I'm throwin'.
357
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,842
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm catchin'.
358
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,760
Think he's rich too.
Last name's Koch.
359
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,762
Sounds kind of familiar.
360
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,848
Anyway, he's, uh,
getting a PhD thing.
361
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,558
He wants to be
a professor of some language
362
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,143
out of a place
called Britain.
363
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,936
You mean English?
364
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,646
Oh, yeah, probably.
I don't know.
365
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,440
He couldn't really talk
with my cock in his mouth.
366
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,983
Okay.
367
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,484
- About the other day--
- It's cool.
368
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,903
No. It's not that I don't
wanna get married, Mickey.
369
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:41,863
It's just, I-I wanna take
a little time,
370
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,365
make sure we're both ready,
you know?
371
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,201
You did us both a favor,
all right, 'cause...
372
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,412
I'm in love with Byron.
373
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,788
In love?
374
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,832
Moving in with him.
375
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,624
When?
376
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,376
What do you mean when?
Now.
377
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,420
Thought you only knew
each other a couple days.
378
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,547
Met last night, but...
379
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,758
when you know, you know.
380
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,176
You know?
381
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,725
[Faye] What do you love most
in the entire world, Frank?
382
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,604
My kids?
383
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,900
Fuck am I saying?
Um...
384
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,026
opioids.
385
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,907
Detoxing is tough.
386
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:26,991
Isn't it?
387
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,826
♪ sinister music ♪
388
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,244
Dangerous too.
389
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,663
Kidney failure,
390
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:33,831
heart attack,
391
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,000
stroke.
392
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,293
We're gonna play...
393
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,503
[pills clatter]
394
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,755
...the carrot and stick game,
395
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,590
see if we can't jog
your memory.
396
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,051
♪♪♪
397
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,095
Carrot.
398
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:51,057
Do you have any idea
how you would know Kyle?
399
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,934
♪♪♪
400
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,269
We grew up together.
401
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,563
- Stick.
- Jesus!
402
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,940
Let's try this again.
403
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:00,608
Carrot.
404
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,611
♪♪♪
405
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,405
How...do you know Kyle?
406
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,118
We robbed
a gas station together.
407
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,328
We exchanged hand jobs.
408
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,496
- I d--
- Stick!
409
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,081
No! Don't do...
410
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,835
We, um...
411
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,962
- we...
- [Faye sighs]
412
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,421
- ...we...
- Stick.
413
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,132
...w-we--
414
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,300
College.
415
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,844
We went to college together.
416
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,679
[chuckles]
417
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,347
See?
418
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,683
Isn't that easy?
419
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,434
- Carrot.
- [chuckles]
420
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,524
Ah, sweet Jesus.
Thank you.
421
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,068
Dig deep.
422
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,823
Who was Kyle?
423
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,200
[clicks tongue]
He was a football player.
424
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,660
More.
425
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,495
♪♪♪
426
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,122
He was, um...
427
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,957
♪♪♪
428
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,667
...a wide receiver.
429
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,961
- Stick!
- No!
430
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,589
[sobs]
431
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,593
[Latin pop music playing]
432
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:12,346
♪♪♪
433
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,931
[woman] Fuck you.
434
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,851
Fuck you, you shitty shit-fuck.
435
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,102
What the fuck?
436
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,230
- Hey, everything all right?
- No!
437
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,773
No, I put my card in
for a withdrawal,
438
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,984
and this piece of shit
never spit out my cash.
439
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,361
I'm just gonna
go talk to someone inside.
440
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:30,698
Spare some change?
441
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,074
- I ain't got nothing.
- [ATM beeping]
442
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,951
[grunts]
Okay.
443
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,913
♪ upbeat rock music ♪
444
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:41,292
♪♪♪
445
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,848
Fuck you, Tami.
446
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,560
♪♪♪
447
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:00,811
Hey, miss? Miss!
448
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,481
Motherfuck--
Give me that money back!
449
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,566
Come on!
450
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,318
- [truck playing jingle]
- "Nurse V's Jiffy Care.
451
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,403
Sprains, cuts, burns,
452
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,155
minor stab wounds.
453
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,699
Come one, come all.Twenty bucks.
454
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,743
Mental cases and the"...
455
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:16,744
"Litigious."
456
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,247
..."litigious need not apply."
457
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,083
♪♪♪
458
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,084
Hi.
459
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:23,918
[woman] Got anything
for my pink eye?
460
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,337
Sure do, ma'am.
Come on around.
461
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,258
I just turned my ankle.
462
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,093
[Kev] Well,
hobble your ass over.
463
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,428
We'll put it on ice
and wrap it up for you.
464
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,014
I cut my finger!
It's almost to the bone.
465
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,559
Well, bring your cut self
down here, Mrs. Stapleton.
466
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,394
We'll glue you right up.
467
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,646
♪ cheery rock music ♪
468
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,022
What seems to be
the problem?
469
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,899
- Oh, my God.
- Oh!
470
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:51,988
♪♪♪
471
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,951
Oh, dear.
472
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,996
Lies.
Deep state lies.
473
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,497
Liberal lies.
474
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,837
Do you have
a trigonometry calculator?
475
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,796
[Ian, sarcastically]
Yeah, in the drawer
476
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,923
with the First Folioof Shakespeare.
477
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,968
Did you know that half of all
marriages end in divorce?
478
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,970
Half. I mean, what the hell's
even the point?
479
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,138
Tax breaks.
480
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,140
Only helps if you pay taxes.
481
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,349
- [door bangs open]
- Law enforcement!
482
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,726
Hands where I can see them!
483
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,603
You two, upstairs.
Check for perps.
484
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,146
You four, kitchen and basement.
485
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,939
Ma'am, I'ma need you
on the floor now!
486
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,816
Not a chance.
I know my rights.
487
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,610
We know our rights,
don't we?
488
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:31,736
[Scout] We have a white male
489
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,654
and a minority
in the kitchen, sir.
490
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,989
I need you two
on the ground now.
491
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:35,990
- No.
- Shut the fuck up.
492
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,116
Dude, you're making me look
493
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,868
ad-bay in front
of the cadets-cay.
494
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,827
Oh, fuck.
495
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,787
Basement's clear, sir.
496
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:42,997
Upstairs is clear too.
497
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,290
[door squeaks open]
498
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,166
Aidan, pat her down.
499
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,501
Look, touch me,
I will fuck you up.
500
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,212
Aidan, step down.
Ma'am, where are you going?
501
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,340
To cut hair, Carl.
502
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,343
Mind if we use the RV
for official police business?
503
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,429
You're not allowed within
20 feet of my underwear drawer.
504
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,181
I just need a place
that's small and depressing,
505
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,682
somewhere that'll break
a man's spirit.
506
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,184
Sounds like your room.
507
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,477
- [snickers]
- Cadets,
508
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,604
upstairs for official
interrogation training.
509
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,522
- [Tami] Nice dress.
- Thanks.
510
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:09,857
Hey.
511
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,984
Hey.
512
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,277
Did you guys know rich people
513
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,945
count the number of threads
in their sheets?
514
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:18,157
Fuck that. I can't even count
the number of stains in mine.
515
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,700
You sleep
at that lady's place?
516
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,495
Yup. She's got a Jacuzzi tub
in the master bedroom.
517
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,913
Think I might be in love.
518
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,790
Whatever you do,
don't marry her.
519
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,042
Fifty percent of all marriages
end in divorce.
520
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,460
Straight ones, anyway.
521
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,670
No data on the gay ones,
522
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,505
but gotta be in the ballpark.
523
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,048
How come you're looking up
marriage stats?
524
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,383
'Cause Mickey's a punk
525
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:36,884
and he's decided he's gonna
fuck other people
526
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,843
if I don't marry him.
527
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,387
A glittery twink named Byron.
528
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,930
[Ian] But I mean,
look at the stats.
529
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,306
What's the point?
530
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,891
Sounds like you're scared.
531
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:44,892
Of what?
532
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,310
You love him, right?
533
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:46,811
- Yeah.
- [Debbie] Then marry him.
534
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,896
Make him happy.
535
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,272
If you gotta get a divorce,
do it.
536
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,399
Then you'll move on.
537
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,734
But at least you'll be happy
for a while.
538
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,779
I gotta go get changed,
pick up my stepdaughter-to-be.
539
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,489
Stepdaughter?
540
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,116
I'm not scared.
541
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,368
- [scoffs] Okay.
- I'm not.
542
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,285
Fuck it.
543
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,495
You wanna help me
run an errand?
544
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,913
Can we get a trig calculator?
545
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,374
- Sure, nerd.
- We're gonna need money.
546
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,252
[Fred cooing]
547
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,213
♪ surf rock music ♪
548
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:19,301
♪♪♪
549
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:25,891
Let's ride.
550
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,686
♪♪♪
551
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:29,478
[Frank]
He was a running back.
552
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,272
- [Faye] Stick!
- [hammer bangs]
553
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,106
[Frank] Uh, I mean a lineman.
554
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,400
- [Faye] Stick!
- [hammer bangs]
555
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,860
[Frank] Quarterback.
556
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,778
He was a quarterback.
557
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,031
[Frank chuckles]
558
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,784
Carrot.
559
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,456
[chuckles]
560
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,416
A black quarterback
in the '90s.
561
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,626
- Good for him.
- Continue.
562
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,712
Um...
563
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,797
he was a-um, a sen--
564
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,132
- uh, fresh--
- Fresh...
565
00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:58,966
- Freshman.
- Yeah.
566
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,135
Uh, it was '95.
567
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,970
So I was a senior.
568
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,680
A senior?
569
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,475
I figured
you were a grad student,
570
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,517
an old one.
571
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,561
No, no,
I was a tenth-year senior.
572
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,104
Continue.
573
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,524
- ♪ faint rap music ♪
- Um...
574
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,358
- [music continues over radio]
- Mm-mm!
575
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,986
Stuff's gonna
mess you up, man.
576
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,613
Yeah, that's the point.
577
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:21,071
We got high together.
578
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,740
[Faye] Stick.
579
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,658
- I--me!
- Kyle never got high.
580
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:25,993
I meant me.
581
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,788
I got high,
not Kyle.
582
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,207
Drugs...bad.
I was high on pot.
583
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,167
I mean crack.
584
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,294
- [siren whoops]
- Aw, shit.
585
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,462
[Frank] The cops busted us...
586
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:37,505
[policeman]
Hands where I can see 'em.
587
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,006
...for, um...
588
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,674
possession, and--
589
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:41,801
- Stick!
- But wait.
590
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:45,179
The-the-the, um...the...
the crack was mine.
591
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,806
They busted me
for possession,
592
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:50,935
which means
they must've busted him...
593
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,311
for being black.
594
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,854
[indistinct
police radio chatter]
595
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,943
Dealing.
596
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,945
They thought he was my dealer.
597
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,658
I knew it.
598
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,664
I knew you couldn't have
forgotten him completely.
599
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,123
You were right.
600
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,919
Can I have that Oxy now?
601
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,295
- Please?
- Oh, honey.
602
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,923
You have earned
a lot more than one.
603
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:25,302
♪ rock music ♪
604
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:27,513
[music continues over radio]
605
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:28,681
What happened to you?
606
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,432
Ah, some asshole
stole this chick's cash
607
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:34,061
from an ATM machine,
and I chased him down.
608
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,479
Look at you, superhero.
609
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:36,730
How much did he take?
610
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,065
Couple hundred.
611
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,316
You give the money back?
612
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,442
Hell no.
613
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,111
Bought us some Devil Dawgs.
614
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,070
Hey, all right.
615
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,572
The rest of the money's
going towards
616
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,407
Tami's medical bills.
617
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,951
Thirty-six hundred.
3,400 now.
618
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:52,162
So you only need to steal
$200...
619
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,497
what, 17 more times?
620
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:54,832
[chuckles]
621
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,711
Hey, you, uh...
622
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,379
think I should've given
the cash back?
623
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,922
You know, to the ATM chick?
624
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,173
What'd she look like?
625
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:05,634
Uh, she had a yoga mat.
626
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:06,802
Fuck that.
627
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,388
You should've stolen
her purse too.
628
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,182
Uh, Tami's got me
questioning my morality.
629
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:14,518
You know, she says
I'm a-I'm a bad role model
630
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,603
for the kid.
631
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,605
[scoffs]
Role models and morals
632
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:18,856
are for the comfortably
middle-class.
633
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:19,982
Rich people don't have 'em,
634
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,984
and working guys like us
can't afford 'em.
635
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,320
I got another one for you,
Bradley.
636
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,362
Like this asshole.
637
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,323
Think he has morals?
638
00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,576
What have you done to that bike
this time, Tully?
639
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,161
[sighs]
640
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,832
You have to use these
every time, Solomon.
641
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,459
And stick this
snail patch down there.
642
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,461
It burns the warts right off.
643
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:43,339
Candace Madson,
come on down.
644
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,382
Should we order more
of those snail patch thingies?
645
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:46,467
Hell no.
646
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,843
We should have
the girls dig around
647
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,762
in the backyard for snails
and make our own.
648
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,221
[Kev] Ms. Madson,
how you doing?
649
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:52,973
What kind of jiffy care can
Nurse V do for you today?
650
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,224
[Candace] It's actually
not for me.
651
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:55,559
It's for my daughter Jamie.
652
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,145
We've tried a bunch
of other places in town--
653
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,481
clinics, hospitals, and such--
but they're all out of network,
654
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:01,482
so insurance won't cover
what she needs,
655
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,984
and we can't afford
to pay out of pocket.
656
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,527
Out of network?
Where are you from?
657
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:06,570
[Candace] Missouri.
658
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,155
You can't get
what you need in Missouri?
659
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,031
Not anymore.
660
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,325
That's terrible.
What is it, honey?
661
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,327
It's okay.
662
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,828
An abortion.
663
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,999
♪ funky music ♪
664
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:24,046
♪♪♪
665
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,722
- [knocking]
- Debbie?
666
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,224
I'm Julia.
667
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,392
I dig your car.
[chuckles]
668
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:40,187
- You're Julia?
- You sound surprised.
669
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,022
I just-I thought
you'd be, uh...
670
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,482
Uh, prettier?
671
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,191
- No.
- [chuckles]
672
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:47,069
- Uh, younger.
- Oh, yeah.
673
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,696
Well, I thought
you would be older.
674
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,906
Most of my mom's hookers are.
675
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,701
I'm not a hooker.
Your mom and I are dating.
676
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:54,702
That's cool.
677
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,245
I'm dating your mom too.
678
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,706
My mom's dead.
679
00:24:58,789 --> 00:24:59,623
Wow.
680
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:03,711
Uh, this is gonna be
a fun afternoon.
681
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,879
I'm sorry.
682
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:08,257
Does underage underwear
make you uncomfortable?
683
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,550
No.
684
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:10,718
Good.
685
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:14,722
Just, Catholic school uniforms.
Am I right?
686
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,057
Okay, so your mom said
I'm supposed to take you
687
00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:18,392
to some class?
688
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:19,893
She didn't tell you where?
689
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:22,521
She said you knew where it was.
690
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,607
Awesome.
Uh, just head towards Fulton.
691
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:26,900
I'll get us there.
692
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:28,819
Okay.
693
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,783
You know you're supposed
to stop at stop signs, right?
694
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,243
The Prius came
out of nowhere, man.
695
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,953
[cell phone ringing]
696
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,413
Sorry. Gotta take this.
697
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,957
Dr. Peterson.
Talk to me.
698
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,459
He's a chiropractor.
699
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,169
That's, like, a fake doctor.
700
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,588
What do you think?
701
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,048
- The thing's fucked.
- Yeah.
702
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,466
Cost me five grand
just in parts,
703
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,801
then two guys,
two weeks to do it.
704
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,928
We're looking
at more than nine grand.
705
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,055
We could turn over three bikes
706
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:57,848
at four grand each
in that time.
707
00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,433
Gotta quote him at least that.
708
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,185
This bike even worth 12 grand?
709
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,937
- No.
- No.
710
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:04,897
[Tully] So what do
you think, Bradley?
711
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:05,773
Start at 11,
settle for ten.
712
00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:08,442
- Huh?
- Well, Tully...
713
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,152
can't do it for less than 12.
714
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,361
Jeez, man.
715
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,447
I can get a new Harley
for a couple grand more.
716
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,657
With parts and labor,
I can't go lower than that.
717
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,159
But I was telling Lip,
718
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,619
he needs practice,
or I may have to can him
719
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,496
for a more experienced guy.
720
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,497
What?
721
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,706
Maybe he could take it on.
722
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:25,084
You know,
learning project or whatever.
723
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,627
What do you think, Lip?
724
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,670
Oh, yeah. I mean...
725
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,297
I don't know, man.
It's a big job, you know.
726
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,674
Mm. Probably bigger
than you can handle.
727
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:33,467
- Eh.
- Never mind.
728
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,636
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
729
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:37,763
How much would you need, Lip?
730
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:40,057
Eleven grand?
731
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,558
Still sounds high, man.
732
00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:42,976
[Brad] Mm. I agree.
733
00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,521
If he had said ten...
734
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,191
Would you do it for ten?
735
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,026
Mm...
736
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,694
I don't know.
737
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,738
Why not?
738
00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,156
- [Brad] All right.
- [Tully] All right.
739
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,116
[Brad] Great.
740
00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,325
Uh, wheel it over
to the corner.
741
00:26:58,408 --> 00:26:59,910
Lip'll take it from there.
742
00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:05,541
Looks like you won't have
to steal anything for a while.
743
00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:09,586
[Carl] Where were you when our
greatest president was shot?
744
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:10,170
Obama was shot?
745
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,339
No. Reagan.
746
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:13,966
- [Ravi] I wasn't born yet.
- I don't believe you.
747
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,468
Francesca, hit him.
748
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:18,470
No, no, no!
Never the face.
749
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:19,847
Torso only.
[snaps fingers]
750
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,640
And use this.
751
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,100
Won't leave marks.
752
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,853
Standard interrogation
techniques, people.
753
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:27,771
You'll need them.
So learn them well.
754
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:28,981
Ready, Ravi?
755
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,107
Hit me.
756
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,608
You heard the man.
757
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,111
[Ravi grunts]
758
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,119
Jesus fuck.
Why is it so clean in here?
759
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:44,037
The maid comes twice a week.
760
00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:45,914
Wow.
761
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,749
Nice bed.
Where are you gonna sleep?
762
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:51,420
I...figured we'd share it?
763
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,964
Ah, no,
that ain't gonna work.
764
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,841
You can sleep on the floor.
765
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,342
Look, this is how
this is gonna work.
766
00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:58,427
I like to eat around seven
every night.
767
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,470
Any later than that,
I get the GERD something nasty.
768
00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:02,431
So if you could, uh,
get your maid lady
769
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,725
to cook us up something for
around then, that'd be swell.
770
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,226
We have sex
whenever I feel like it.
771
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,311
Obviously, I'll be the top,
772
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,812
since you're...
pretty much a chick.
773
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:10,230
But you are gonna have
to stick something up my ass
774
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:11,982
every once in a while,
or I'm gonna get real bitchy.
775
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:17,696
This does not fall under the
scope of Nurse V's Jiffy Care.
776
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,573
[Veronica] She's
a 15-year-old Missouri girl
777
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:20,991
who's ten weeks pregnant,
778
00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:23,660
and some old white assholes
decided she can't terminate
779
00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,662
her pregnancy in her state
after eight weeks.
780
00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:26,955
What's she supposed to do,
781
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,750
risk her life in some
back-alley abortion?
782
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,918
We'll take her
to the clinic.
783
00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,128
How much are one of those,
Dr. Brenda?
784
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:36,882
Without insurance,
it'll run at least $400.
785
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,467
That's not that much.
786
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,969
They're on the SNAP program.
They can barely afford to eat.
787
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,512
What about one
of those free clinics?
788
00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:44,431
Clinics won't touch
an out-of-state patient,
789
00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,850
free or not.
790
00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,478
There's always
a medical abortion.
791
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:50,771
Mifepristone.
792
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,648
Two pills taken
over a couple of days.
793
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,066
Great, let's point 'em
to Rite Aid
794
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,108
and send them on their way.
795
00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:56,318
Uh, how much does that cost?
796
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,444
About the same.
797
00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:59,655
But I could always write
the prescription
798
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,697
in Veronica's name.
799
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:04,242
I mean, with insurance,
it's only a $20 copay.
800
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,244
- You have insurance?
- Obamacare.
801
00:29:06,328 --> 00:29:07,412
So great,
on top of all this,
802
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,039
we're running
an insurance scam now?
803
00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,207
She's 15.
804
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,334
Having a baby this young
could ruin her life.
805
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,586
We started V's Jiffy Care
to do some good.
806
00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:16,296
At least it's the lesser
of two evils.
807
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,966
We both have to agree
if we're gonna do this.
808
00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:21,426
But remember before you answer,
if you say no,
809
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:22,928
you're just another man
standing in the way
810
00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,471
of a woman's future.
811
00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:27,432
♪ funky music ♪
812
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:29,351
All right, Jamie,
I think we found a solution.
813
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,144
I hope you don't mind.
We told a few friends.
814
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:35,190
♪♪♪
815
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:37,609
- [girl 1] Hi.
- [girl 2] Nice to meet you.
816
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,528
- [girl 3] Hi.
- [girl 4] Hello.
817
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,572
[singsongy] Open up.
818
00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:44,074
[gasps happily]
819
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:46,243
Mm-hmm!
820
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,750
[slurring] Am I to blame?
821
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:56,670
Probably not, but for
the purposes of discussion,
822
00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:58,839
we'll say yes.
823
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,341
But I was a dumb kid then.
824
00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:04,136
If we're to be punished
for the things we did as kids,
825
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:07,305
how is anyone ever gonna
become president
826
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,515
or Supreme Court justice?
827
00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:11,351
- Another one?
- Yes, please.
828
00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:13,770
♪♪♪
829
00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:16,606
And, uh...
830
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:19,067
Can I...[clears throat]
831
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,862
...really be held responsible
for the racism
832
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:24,656
inherent in the criminal
justice system?
833
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:28,785
I mean, I didn't tell them
he was my dealer.
834
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,954
They assumed it.
835
00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:33,749
- Another one?
- Mm!
836
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:38,420
♪♪♪
837
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,839
And really,
838
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:44,801
the cops can be forgiven
for their mistake.
839
00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:46,344
It was the '90s.
840
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:48,555
Black people really were
drug dealers then.
841
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,140
Mm.
842
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,516
One more?
843
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,060
How many is this?
844
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,519
Five.
845
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:55,979
[chuckles]
846
00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:00,233
There you go.
847
00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,571
Why are you suddenly
being nice to me?
848
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,240
Who said anything
about being nice?
849
00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:10,535
Now that you remember exactly
how you destroyed Kyle's life,
850
00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,996
I can get on with
making you pay for it.
851
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,248
Filling me full of Oxy?
852
00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:18,251
Mm.
I need you in an opioid coma
853
00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,921
but not, you know, dead.
854
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,589
♪♪♪
855
00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:25,050
Want a sip?
It's, uh, root beer.
856
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,260
Out of a straw?
No, thanks.
857
00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:28,762
What's wrong with a straw?
858
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,306
Nothing, if you don't like
the environment,
859
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,558
which clearly you don't,
with your plastic straws
860
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:35,685
and your pre-emission standards
Subaru.
861
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,145
You said you liked my car.
862
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,272
[laughs] Yeah.
It's called sarcasm.
863
00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:41,149
You know 90 percent of turtles
will be born
864
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,860
with plastic straws in their
bodies in the next ten years
865
00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:45,487
due largely to you and the...
866
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:46,571
- Me?
- ...billions of straws
867
00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:47,697
Chicagoans discard
carelessly...
868
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,533
- Billions?
- ...into Lake Michigan
869
00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:51,118
which inevitably
churn their way
870
00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,536
through the Great Lakes system
871
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,412
and then down
the Saint Lawrence Seaway
872
00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:55,497
- and out...
- Saint Lawrence Seaway?
873
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,790
...into the Atlantic Ocean,
874
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,750
where global water currents
evenly distribute them
875
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,460
throughout the world.
876
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:01,962
My anti-straw Facebook group
877
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,131
is staging a massive protest
this week.
878
00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:06,299
Your anti-straw Facebook group?
879
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,176
Yuk it up, Big Gulp.
880
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,846
It's my generation that's gonna
have to save the world
881
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,514
that your generation
shit all over.
882
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,558
Okay, I'm, like,
three years older than you.
883
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:16,017
So my generation
is your generation.
884
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:19,229
And you don't have a corner
on saving the world.
885
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,398
Up until a week ago,
I was on strike.
886
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,693
So I'm basically the definition
of pro-labor feminism.
887
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,862
[giggling]
Thanks, Norma Rae.
888
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,947
A lot of good pro-labor
feminism is gonna do us
889
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,241
after sea levels rise 40 feet.
890
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:33,243
Well, you know whose fault
that's gonna be?
891
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,661
Rich people.
892
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,288
Flying all around the world
in your private jets...
893
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:38,165
Okay, that's not ours.
It's the company's.
894
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:39,291
...living in your
air-conditioned mansions,
895
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:40,876
blaming poor people
and our straws
896
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,085
for destroying the planet.
897
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,504
Not everyone can be born
sucking organic kombucha
898
00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:46,256
out of a potato-starch bottle.
899
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:47,424
- Okay, turn here.
- Huh?
900
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,466
[Julia] We're here.
Just turn here.
901
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,177
Your class is
at Georgee's Pizza?
902
00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,179
No. I'm just hungry.
903
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,263
Your mom said
no unhealthy food.
904
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,723
Yeah, and my mom also said
you're not a hooker.
905
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,434
- So...
- Fuck you, Riverdale.
906
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:58,768
Tell me where your class is.
907
00:32:58,852 --> 00:32:59,603
- No.
- Tell me.
908
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,062
No!
909
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:01,980
Fine.
910
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:04,107
- Hey. What are you doing?
- [touch-tones beeping]
911
00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:06,526
- Calling your mom.
- [line trills]
912
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,028
Jesus. Fine.
913
00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:10,864
Okay, I-I'll tell you.
914
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,365
On one condition.
915
00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,034
What?
916
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,203
You want me to do
this class so bad,
917
00:33:16,286 --> 00:33:18,455
you have to do it with me.
918
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:21,917
[sports announcer speaking
indistinctly over TV]
919
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,376
Okay, let me see that one.
920
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,129
Why am I here again?
921
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,130
To try these on.
922
00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:29,299
Mickey has
freakishly small hands.
923
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:31,885
What do you think?
924
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:34,638
Slip it on my finger.
I need the full effect.
925
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:35,805
Here you go.
926
00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:40,602
Brushed white gold,
927
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:43,396
matte finish, round edges.
928
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,941
Tastefully simple.
I approve.
929
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,068
How much for two of 'em?
930
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:49,569
- Four hundred each.
- Nope.
931
00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,988
Uh, 400 for the pair.
932
00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:53,740
Final offer.
933
00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:56,576
It's on Aunt Oopie.
934
00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:00,163
Do you take cards?
935
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:02,415
Twenty-first century, kid.
936
00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,334
Everybody takes cards.
937
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,548
The hell is a spin class?
938
00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,467
It's a sweaty, anorexic Nazi
939
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:14,719
screaming motivational shit
at you
940
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:16,763
while you ride a bike
that goes literally nowhere.
941
00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:18,890
Why would anyone
wanna do that?
942
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,518
My mom makes me.
She thinks I'm fat.
943
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:22,978
You're just a puppet
in her body-shaming shit show.
944
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:26,606
Hi, I'm Julia.
I'm checking in for class.
945
00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:29,442
And can I buy a class
for my mom's hooker, Debbie?
946
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:30,527
- Not a hooker.
- [Julia] And we're gonna need
947
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:31,569
to buy her shorts
and a T-shirt.
948
00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:32,529
But you can just put it
on my mom's account.
949
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:34,614
Claudia Nicolo.
950
00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:36,533
Uh, no, thank you.
I'm actually all good.
951
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:38,785
You think my mom does this
because she loves me?
952
00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:40,120
[laughs] Time to see
953
00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:42,330
what being loved by my mom
really feels like.
954
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:46,418
[trainer] What kind of person
do you wanna be today?
955
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:47,877
Up, up, up, up, up!
956
00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:49,337
You coming?
957
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,715
[trainer] Let's see
that tattoo. Let's go!
958
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,217
We're gonna need
more prescriptions.
959
00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:55,635
Well, how many more?
960
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,554
[Kev] Seven.
961
00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:59,472
I can't write more
than one prescription
962
00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,850
for the abortion pill
in Veronica's name.
963
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,893
We-I'd lose my license.
964
00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:05,353
What if you didn't write it?
965
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:07,480
What if you were to, say,
966
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,566
misplace your scrip pad
967
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:12,652
and whoever found it
were to anonymously
968
00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:13,862
write a whole bunch
of prescriptions
969
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,488
before you even realized
it was gone?
970
00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:16,823
Mm.
971
00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:19,326
Well, even if I were
to misplace my scrip pad,
972
00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:21,620
whoever found it would have
to write prescriptions
973
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,663
in other people's names.
974
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,707
They're not gonna give more
than one set of pills
975
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,167
to the same person.
976
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:30,295
I'm sure whoever found it
would figure something out.
977
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,131
Are we still talking about us?
978
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,841
They're scared
little girls, Bren.
979
00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:37,385
Ten years ago,
that could've been you and me.
980
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,099
I can't, V.
981
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:44,225
I'm sorry.
982
00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:49,564
[sighs]
983
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,108
Ugh.
984
00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,282
See you.
985
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,533
[Veronica] See you.
986
00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:09,376
Don't be a hero!
987
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:12,003
I swear I'll bury
a bullet in his head.
988
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,090
Can someone be a hero, please?
989
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,092
The Sox game's about to start.
990
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,719
[splatting]
991
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:22,430
[patrons gasp]
992
00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:23,807
Nine times out of ten,
993
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:26,267
a guy holding a gun
to another guy's head
994
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,645
does not have the intention
of pulling the trigger.
995
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,897
If you have a clean shot,
take it.
996
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,357
That's terrible advice.
997
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:34,901
Let's reset.
998
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:36,069
Ah, the first inning's
started.
999
00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:38,905
- I'm out.
- Ooh. I'll do it.
1000
00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:41,074
L-looks fun.
1001
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:43,284
Cool.
Francesca, you're up.
1002
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,081
And go.
1003
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:51,000
Don't be a hero.
I swear I'll--
1004
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:52,085
- [pellet splats]
- [shouts]
1005
00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,253
- [Carl] Oh.
- [groans]
1006
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:55,171
Shoot the hostage.
1007
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,965
I like your style.
1008
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,508
[Tommy laughs]
1009
00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:01,428
I don't think
this is gonna work.
1010
00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:02,929
Well, we're giving it a try,
1011
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,223
'cause six pregnant teenagers
don't wanna be raising babies
1012
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:06,766
instead of graduating
high school.
1013
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,601
Hey, Gracie.
They in there?
1014
00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,270
They are.
Got 'em all fired up for you.
1015
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,730
Ah, thanks, baby.
1016
00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:16,568
- [woman 1] Hi, Veronica.
- [woman 2] Hey, girl.
1017
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,445
[Veronica] Hi, ladies.
1018
00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:19,738
Remember Kevin?
1019
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,449
Uh-huh. Sure do.
1020
00:37:22,532 --> 00:37:23,575
[laughter]
1021
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,118
Gracie explained to y'all
what's going on?
1022
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,661
Let's do this.
1023
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,580
[Veronica] All right, ladies.
Saddle up.
1024
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,540
We're going on a field trip.
1025
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:34,294
♪ peppy music ♪
1026
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:37,297
[pharmacist] Mifepristone.
You need an abortion?
1027
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,507
I told Murray
the pullout method
1028
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,468
was an ineffective form
of birth control,
1029
00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:44,971
but he's a little
hard of hearing nowadays.
1030
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,306
Here's my co-pay.
1031
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,683
I'm afraid you're gonna have
to pay full price.
1032
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,561
Medicare only covers abortion
in cases of rape, incest,
1033
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:52,896
or when the mother's life
is in danger.
1034
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,147
I'm 80 years old.
1035
00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,316
Having a baby'll
probably kill me.
1036
00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:57,984
Might as well
grab some for me
1037
00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,819
while you're back there,
young man.
1038
00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,654
I was raped.
1039
00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,156
Incest for me.
1040
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,574
Me too!
1041
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,159
- [woman 1] Rape again.
- [woman 2] I was raped too.
1042
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:09,454
- [woman 3] Incest.
- [woman 4] #MeToo.
1043
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,664
♪♪♪
1044
00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:14,000
- [door slams]
- [Lip] Hey.
1045
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,794
What are you doing home
so early?
1046
00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:20,006
Ugh. Uh, my nana's
gone missing again.
1047
00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:22,300
So my dad and Aunt Oopie are
on their way up to Milwaukee
1048
00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:23,676
to look for her.
1049
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,678
Oh, your grandma, huh?
How long she been gone?
1050
00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:27,514
Uh, I'm not sure.
1051
00:38:27,597 --> 00:38:29,474
But they'll find her
wandering around in town
1052
00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:31,351
looking for her cat,
I'm sure.
1053
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:32,727
- [sweetly] Hi.
- Hi.
1054
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,354
- She's got a cat?
- Uh, no.
1055
00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:36,564
No cat,
just Alzheimer's.
1056
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,191
- So no free childcare.
- [Fred fussing]
1057
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:39,984
I know.
We're almost done.
1058
00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:43,530
Well, uh, maybe we can
boot Oopie
1059
00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:45,949
and pay for it
1060
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,409
and pay off
all your medical bills.
1061
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,209
What's this?
1062
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,669
That's five grand.
1063
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,547
I'm fixing a bike on the side,
1064
00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:02,715
and most of that
is gonna go towards parts,
1065
00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:05,385
but I get another five
when it's finished.
1066
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,136
So ten grand?
1067
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:10,431
Well, we'll clear about four
when it's all said and done.
1068
00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:12,517
But yeah.
1069
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,935
Four grand
1070
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,062
born of monkey grease
and man sweat.
1071
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,021
[giggles]
1072
00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:23,987
As opposed to what?
1073
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,532
As opposed to...
1074
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,285
uh...theft.
1075
00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:33,413
Oh, come on. Hey.
1076
00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:34,539
- No.
- I was joking.
1077
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:35,665
I know.
1078
00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,588
All right, okay,
1079
00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:44,757
but seriously, y-you've
never stolen anything before?
1080
00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:45,884
Uh...
1081
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:51,264
...three-dollar earrings
on a dare
1082
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,725
when I was ten.
1083
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,685
Yeah, you see, that's worse
than anything I've ever stolen.
1084
00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:01,482
You've stolen food and money.
1085
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:02,859
How is that worse?
1086
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:05,111
'Cause you stole for fun.
1087
00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:07,989
You know, I stole so that Fiona
didn't have to work a third job
1088
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,199
so she could cover
our electric bill.
1089
00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:12,285
I mean, you want me to be
ashamed of the way I grew up?
1090
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:13,411
No.
1091
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:14,704
I...[sighs]
1092
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:17,624
It would just be nice
1093
00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:19,876
if you knew that
that wasn't normal.
1094
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:23,087
Well, it might not
be Tamietti normal,
1095
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:25,798
but it's definitely
Gallagher normal.
1096
00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:29,761
Look, I'm fine
living in an RV,
1097
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:33,181
scraping by, doing whatever
we have to to survive.
1098
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,390
Yeah.
1099
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:37,226
As long as we're aiming
for something a little higher.
1100
00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:40,188
[Fred crying]
1101
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:41,814
Why is he crying?
1102
00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:42,357
Hey.
1103
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,069
[crying continues]
1104
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,365
[Julia] To skipping
spin class.
1105
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,867
To skipping spin class.
1106
00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:58,122
Fine. Jesus.
1107
00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,876
Should we pick up burgers
for dinner?
1108
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,711
Doesn't a burger require, like,
1109
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:04,754
a thousand gallons
of water to produce?
1110
00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:08,841
Six hundred sixty.
But we all have our vices.
1111
00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:11,052
What are yours?
1112
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,346
Other than, you know,
straws and hooking.
1113
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,683
Not a hooker.
Your mom and I like each other.
1114
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:19,227
Okay. Your funeral.
1115
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,853
[chuckles]
1116
00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:22,438
She loves you, you know.
1117
00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:24,774
She calls me fat.
To my face.
1118
00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:27,902
Hmm. Mine used to make me
boil her old needles.
1119
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:31,197
My mom made me get a Brazilian
before fifth-grade swim camp.
1120
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,950
Mine would use my
Easy-Bake Oven to cook crack.
1121
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:36,786
Mine got me a nose job
when I was 13.
1122
00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:37,912
Mine made me test her coke
1123
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,706
to make sure there weren't
laxatives in it.
1124
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:41,416
- There were.
- [scoffs]
1125
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,584
Moms do shitty stuff
sometimes.
1126
00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:45,962
It doesn't mean
they don't love us.
1127
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,673
You've really drunk my mom's
Kool-Aid, haven't you?
1128
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:49,882
Is that a sex thing?
1129
00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:50,717
'Cause probably.
1130
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,136
Huh.
1131
00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,429
"Huh" what?
1132
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,806
Nothing.
1133
00:41:56,889 --> 00:42:00,727
I decided you might just
be interesting after all.
1134
00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:01,811
Wow.
Really?
1135
00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:12,196
Sorry. I...
1136
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,782
[exhales]
1137
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,013
Tami told me you'd be out here.
1138
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:41,017
She also tell you
I'm a thief and a degenerate?
1139
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,978
Didn't need to.
Already knew that.
1140
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,105
Where you headed?
1141
00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:47,482
To see Mickey.
1142
00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:51,736
Gonna propose.
1143
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,616
Cool.
1144
00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,038
Hey, uh, why, again?
1145
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,417
Huh?
1146
00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,252
Why are you gonna propose
to Mickey?
1147
00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:11,047
Because I love him.
1148
00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:14,300
And Debbie told me to.
1149
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:15,468
[chuckles]
1150
00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:18,971
I thought you were all for
us getting married.
1151
00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:21,557
Hey, I'm all for anyone getting
married if they want to,
1152
00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:22,725
but...
1153
00:43:22,809 --> 00:43:24,393
I don't think you want to.
1154
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,523
Otherwise, you wouldn't have
backed out the first time.
1155
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:29,816
Aw, fuck, Lip.
1156
00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:31,484
You can't just throw this
on me now.
1157
00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:33,402
I've already spent all day
convincing myself to do this.
1158
00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:34,904
No, no. Nah.
1159
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:36,989
I've decided.
I'm gonna go do it.
1160
00:43:37,073 --> 00:43:38,241
Great. Do it.
1161
00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:39,659
Great. I'm going.
1162
00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,327
Great. Go.
1163
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,377
You're just gonna let me go?
1164
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,045
Okay. I-I don't know
what you want me to do here.
1165
00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:53,548
Yeah, I don't fucking know
either, Lip.
1166
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:56,843
I want him back.
1167
00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:58,302
So get him back.
1168
00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:01,556
But I think I'm gonna have
to marry him to do it.
1169
00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:11,315
I think you should marry him.
1170
00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:12,942
Someday.
1171
00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:16,821
All right?
But first,
1172
00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:19,031
just try and figure out
why you don't want to.
1173
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:25,037
[Carl] Good work today,
Francesca.
1174
00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:26,747
Glad you finally
stopped crying, Aidan.
1175
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:29,208
[Rucker] Carl.
What happened today, son?
1176
00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:31,419
Sir?
1177
00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:32,753
You send some
of the Discoverers
1178
00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:33,880
to the emergency room?
1179
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,631
[chuckling] Well...
1180
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:36,549
Yeah. I got a call
from some of the parents.
1181
00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:40,094
Ravi's mother,
State Senator Wilson,
1182
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,679
says he got a broken rib.
1183
00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:43,764
Something about being beaten
with The Mueller Report.
1184
00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:45,141
It was a paperback, sir.
1185
00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:47,351
I didn't realize
it would leave marks.
1186
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:48,394
Scout's father
says his daughter's got
1187
00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:51,272
a bruised clavicle
from a paintball incident.
1188
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:52,732
Timmy Obama's in the hospital
with a strangulated testicle.
1189
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:55,902
Says you kneed him
in the balls this morning.
1190
00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,070
Well, I was taking
"cart-ay" blanche, sir.
1191
00:44:58,154 --> 00:45:00,573
Taking-I told you to ride 'em
hard and put 'em down wet,
1192
00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:03,117
not break his ribs
and put him in the hospital.
1193
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,996
I think I've got a place
better suited for your talent.
1194
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,789
The academy, sir?
1195
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:11,500
How you feel about trash?
1196
00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:13,753
Well, I don't feel great
about it.
1197
00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:15,880
Hmm.
Sanitation department.
1198
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,298
You know, in your time
with the Discoverers,
1199
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:18,257
you've already proven
that you're tough.
1200
00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:19,967
But it takes
the toughest of the tough
1201
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,802
to be able
to survive garbage duty.
1202
00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:23,137
Get you out on the streets.
1203
00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,222
Get you to know
the neighborhood,
1204
00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:25,097
the people, you know.
1205
00:45:25,181 --> 00:45:26,974
Plus, service like that
to the city
1206
00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:27,808
looks absolutely fantastic
1207
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:30,269
on a police academy
application.
1208
00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:34,148
♪ desolate rock music ♪
1209
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:40,279
♪♪♪
1210
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:53,793
♪ Gods are beaming into me ♪
1211
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:56,504
♪ Drippin' out my energy ♪
1212
00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:59,757
♪ This isn't black or white,getting hard to fight ♪
1213
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,676
♪ Hyperactivity ♪
1214
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:06,681
♪♪♪
1215
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:28,327
♪ I'll mix you in honey ♪
1216
00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:31,580
♪ Stir till you're dizzy ♪
1217
00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:34,166
♪ Blending into one,wildly undone ♪
1218
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,419
♪ A tinct of quality ♪
1219
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,504
♪ You used to hype me up,baby ♪
1220
00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:41,716
♪ But I learned your game ♪
1221
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:45,177
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1222
00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:47,346
♪ Years of taking you, baby ♪
1223
00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:50,433
♪ You just taste the same ♪
1224
00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:52,059
♪ Who's addicted now... ♪
1225
00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:55,021
- Hey.
- Ian.
1226
00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:56,522
- Yeah.
- Oh, thank God.
1227
00:46:57,523 --> 00:46:59,317
Please take him back.
1228
00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:04,530
Hey, Mickey, honey?
You have a visitor.
1229
00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:10,369
Oh!
1230
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:11,871
What's up, bro?
1231
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:14,790
You get upstairs and clean up
down there real good.
1232
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:16,876
I'm comin' for you.
[chuckles]
1233
00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:18,085
- Come on.
- [slaps buttocks]
1234
00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:20,296
Go on. All right.
1235
00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:25,051
It looks like things are
going well between you two.
1236
00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:26,218
Uh, yeah.
1237
00:47:26,302 --> 00:47:27,553
It's like The Love Boat
up there.
1238
00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:29,305
Could not be happier.
1239
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,308
Here.
1240
00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:35,519
Fuck is that?
1241
00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:38,189
This an engagement ring?
1242
00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:39,565
No. No.
1243
00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:43,027
It's a...it's a promise ring.
1244
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,863
You're kidding me.
1245
00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:46,989
No.
1246
00:47:47,073 --> 00:47:48,532
I have one too.
See?
1247
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,409
Sweet.
1248
00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:52,912
All right, look.
1249
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:56,374
Gallaghers and marriage,
they don't mix well.
1250
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,292
But a Gallagher
keeps his promise.
1251
00:47:59,752 --> 00:48:01,962
Look, do we really need
a piece of paper from the state
1252
00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,547
to say that I'm committed?
1253
00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:06,550
I'm committed.
1254
00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:15,351
Nah. I'm good.
1255
00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:16,519
- Mick. Mickey.
- No.
1256
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:19,021
A fucking promise ring?
1257
00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:21,273
What are you, a teenage girl?
1258
00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:23,275
You're not even wearing yours.
You got it around your neck.
1259
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:25,361
You can just tuck it in there
and no one even has to see it.
1260
00:48:25,444 --> 00:48:26,404
It doesn't matter
where you wear it.
1261
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:29,448
It-it-it symbolizes
commitment.
1262
00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:30,491
I'm not saying never.
1263
00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:33,577
No, just saying you don't
love me enough now.
1264
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,747
And that's fine.
It's cool.
1265
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,541
- I got Barry.
- Byron.
1266
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:41,919
He answers to whatever the fuck
I call him, all right?
1267
00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:43,629
'Cause that's true love.
1268
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,593
How do you know you love me?
1269
00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,304
Huh?
1270
00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:55,599
How do you really know?
1271
00:48:58,227 --> 00:49:00,312
I'm bipolar, right?
1272
00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:02,440
I don't know who I am
from one day to the next.
1273
00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:03,858
I can't guarantee shit.
1274
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:07,486
So why do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with me?
1275
00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:09,363
Are you fucking crazy?
1276
00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:11,824
And who else have you dated?
1277
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,742
- I've dated plenty of people--
- No, no, no, no, no.
1278
00:49:13,826 --> 00:49:16,078
Not fucked, dated,
been in love with.
1279
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,957
How can you
possibly know that me,
1280
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,586
that-that this, all of me,
all the fucking versions I am,
1281
00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:25,087
how do you know that
that's what you wanna spend
1282
00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:26,881
the rest of your life with?
1283
00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:30,384
Jesus Christ, Ian.
1284
00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:34,346
I've always known Gallaghers
were fucked up,
1285
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:37,433
but I have never been happier
to be a Milkovich.
1286
00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,393
When you get over this whole
1287
00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:40,853
"I'm not worthy of love"
bullshit,
1288
00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:42,521
why don't you give me a call?
1289
00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:44,690
Maybe if Barry hasn't made
an honest woman out of me,
1290
00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:46,775
I'll still be around.
1291
00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:50,112
[door slams]
1292
00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:53,073
♪ gloomy music ♪
1293
00:49:53,157 --> 00:49:58,245
♪♪♪
1294
00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:13,219
♪ Follow the light inside ♪
1295
00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:16,055
♪ And break the key ♪
1296
00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:20,100
♪ Off and hidetill the morning light ♪
1297
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:22,561
♪ This is just a dream ♪
1298
00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:25,940
♪ This is just a dream ♪
1299
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:31,237
♪♪♪
1300
00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:34,615
- ♪ Follow the light inside ♪
- [urine trickling]
1301
00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:38,452
♪ And break the key ♪
1302
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:41,455
♪ Off and hidetill the morning light ♪
1303
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,999
♪ This is just a dream ♪
1304
00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,543
♪ This is just a dream ♪
1305
00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:49,672
♪♪♪
1306
00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:52,883
[door clicks open and shut]
1307
00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:57,012
Thank you.
1308
00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:05,813
You okay?
1309
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:08,566
Yeah.
1310
00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:10,568
[music playing over car radio]
1311
00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,444
[Veronica] Who's that?
1312
00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:15,531
Are you the folks who run
Nurse V's Jiffy Care?
1313
00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:16,907
No.
1314
00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:17,449
No, we're not.
1315
00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:22,204
♪♪♪
1316
00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:24,415
Are you Nurse V's
Jiffy Abortion Van?
1317
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:27,960
♪ You're on your own ♪
1318
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:30,421
♪ Bye-bye, baby ♪
1319
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:34,174
♪ Bye-bye, baby ♪
1320
00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:37,678
♪ You're on your own ♪
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