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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn 2 00:00:30,296 --> 00:00:33,927 Mr. Zander, former Green Beret. 3 00:00:36,961 --> 00:00:39,593 Medal of Honor recipient. 4 00:00:41,260 --> 00:00:44,223 CIA operative. 5 00:00:44,259 --> 00:00:50,221 former head of the Black Cobra Mercenary Society. 6 00:00:52,422 --> 00:00:55,387 I thought you would have been a bigger challenge, 7 00:00:55,421 --> 00:00:58,719 but what a disappointment you are. 8 00:00:58,753 --> 00:01:02,519 You're beginning to sound like my father. 9 00:01:04,686 --> 00:01:07,550 Is there anything you would like to tell us now? 10 00:01:07,585 --> 00:01:09,382 Yeah. 11 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:12,114 I want to thank you. 12 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:15,681 You just saved me 1.500 bucks in a root canal. 13 00:01:17,981 --> 00:01:19,413 Heh. 14 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,045 Joke. 15 00:01:24,378 --> 00:01:26,977 Don't misunderstand me. 16 00:01:27,011 --> 00:01:29,310 I find you very funny, 17 00:01:29,344 --> 00:01:34,807 but I'm done with you and your jokes. 18 00:01:34,841 --> 00:01:39,539 So tell me, Mr. Zander, 19 00:01:39,574 --> 00:01:42,471 do you have any final words 20 00:01:42,506 --> 00:01:45,204 before I remove your head from your body? 21 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:49,735 Yeah, I do. 22 00:01:53,002 --> 00:01:55,035 Nice leg. 23 00:01:59,834 --> 00:02:01,966 Aah! Aah! 24 00:02:05,066 --> 00:02:08,231 Sayonara, amigos. 25 00:02:16,062 --> 00:02:17,028 Cut! 26 00:02:17,062 --> 00:02:18,327 Cut! Cut! 27 00:02:18,361 --> 00:02:19,826 Darren, where are you? Where are you? 28 00:02:19,861 --> 00:02:21,526 I-Is this how you take care of me? 29 00:02:21,561 --> 00:02:23,259 It was supposed to be taken care of. 30 00:02:23,294 --> 00:02:24,359 What happened? 31 00:02:24,393 --> 00:02:25,491 Sorry. It just malfunctioned. 32 00:02:25,525 --> 00:02:26,591 My bad, baby. My bad. 33 00:02:26,625 --> 00:02:27,590 Malfunctioned? My bad. 34 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:29,189 Wait. This is smoke. 35 00:02:29,224 --> 00:02:30,490 How could smoke not function? 36 00:02:30,524 --> 00:02:31,622 No. We don't use smoke anymore. 37 00:02:31,657 --> 00:02:32,856 No, no, no. 38 00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:34,489 No, no. "Red Rocket" was smoke. 39 00:02:34,523 --> 00:02:36,321 That was whoosh. This is different. This is wheesh. 40 00:02:36,355 --> 00:02:37,688 This is liquid nitrogen, new formula, 41 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:38,986 and it's safe until it explodes. 42 00:02:39,021 --> 00:02:40,787 Nitrogen? Are you kidding me? Yes. 43 00:02:40,821 --> 00:02:43,085 This is a chemical. This can't be good for my body. 44 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,486 Oh, baby, you look fabulous. 45 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,952 Yeah, man. You really do look fabulous. 46 00:02:45,986 --> 00:02:47,351 Let's move on to scene 87. Sorry, boss. 47 00:02:47,386 --> 00:02:48,750 Let's get the green screen lit. 48 00:02:48,784 --> 00:02:49,816 Let's get Colton in his new wardrobe. 49 00:02:49,851 --> 00:02:51,250 87? Hold on. Wait a minute. 50 00:02:51,284 --> 00:02:52,516 Wait a minute. Darren, I'm not doing 87. 51 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:53,782 I'm wrapped. I can't do this. 52 00:02:53,816 --> 00:02:54,849 We have to do scene 87. I need you 53 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:55,849 in the scene with the bugs. 54 00:02:55,883 --> 00:02:57,348 What bugs? I hate bugs. 55 00:02:57,383 --> 00:02:58,814 I can't do a bug movie. I'm not doing... 56 00:02:58,849 --> 00:03:00,313 It's so funny that you say that, 57 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,013 because you're in a bug movie right now. 58 00:03:02,047 --> 00:03:03,245 That's what's happening. I'm in a bug movie? 59 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,278 When did this become a bug movie? 60 00:03:05,312 --> 00:03:07,012 It became a bug movie when the writer put his fingers on the keyboard. 61 00:03:07,046 --> 00:03:08,477 Excuse me. I hope she's a good friend of yours, 62 00:03:08,511 --> 00:03:09,610 because you just got her fired. 63 00:03:09,645 --> 00:03:10,744 Hit that with something heavy. 64 00:03:10,778 --> 00:03:12,176 If I see that near your face, 65 00:03:12,211 --> 00:03:13,676 your face is in the unemployment office. 66 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:15,242 What page is there a bug movie? 67 00:03:15,277 --> 00:03:16,641 What page? Did you read the script? 68 00:03:16,675 --> 00:03:17,908 Yeah, I looked it over. 69 00:03:17,942 --> 00:03:19,440 What do you mean you looked it over? 70 00:03:19,475 --> 00:03:21,740 Did you put it on a coffee table and look at it, 71 00:03:21,775 --> 00:03:24,139 or did you read it? I read most of it, Darren. 72 00:03:24,173 --> 00:03:25,939 Come on. We're done here. We're not done. 73 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:27,405 We're not done. Oh, really? 74 00:03:27,439 --> 00:03:29,337 Look, we're into four hours of overtime, 75 00:03:29,372 --> 00:03:32,736 and you promised me I could take my kid to see his favorite team. 76 00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:35,835 You promised me that you would be a team player on this shoot, 77 00:03:35,869 --> 00:03:38,601 that I wouldn't have to put up with your crap this time. 78 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:40,467 I've been here for 16 hours choking on smoke. 79 00:03:40,501 --> 00:03:43,133 How much more of a team player do you want? 80 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:44,833 Don't walk out that door. Really? 81 00:03:44,867 --> 00:03:46,231 You're making a mistake. Really? 82 00:03:46,266 --> 00:03:47,231 Thank you, Amber. 83 00:03:47,266 --> 00:03:48,498 Oh, come on. Get bent. 84 00:03:48,533 --> 00:03:49,964 Don't walk out that door, Colton. 85 00:03:49,999 --> 00:03:51,564 Okay, you did. Now don't walk to your car. 86 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:53,396 Really? Okay, it's over for you if you do. 87 00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:54,962 Over? Come on. Yeah. 88 00:03:54,997 --> 00:03:56,629 We know each other 10 years. We're buddies. 89 00:03:56,663 --> 00:03:58,328 10 years is nothing in this business. 90 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,995 I'm done with you. Oh, come on. 91 00:04:00,029 --> 00:04:01,894 Look, Darren, you know the only reason 92 00:04:01,928 --> 00:04:03,393 the producers put me in this 93 00:04:03,427 --> 00:04:05,392 is to put my face on the video box. 94 00:04:05,426 --> 00:04:08,225 On a video box? Did you just time-travel here from the nineties? 95 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:09,892 This is your problem. 96 00:04:09,925 --> 00:04:11,924 You live in a world of car phones and fax machines. 97 00:04:11,958 --> 00:04:13,056 You're living in the past. 98 00:04:13,091 --> 00:04:14,390 "Red Rocket" was 20 years ago. 99 00:04:14,424 --> 00:04:16,422 "Clown Cops" was 25 years ago. 100 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:19,288 You have to realize I only put you in this move as a favor to Arni. 101 00:04:19,322 --> 00:04:21,221 I'm making a movie about giant cockroaches, okay? 102 00:04:21,256 --> 00:04:23,553 It sells itself. It doesn't need this, not anymore. 103 00:04:23,587 --> 00:04:25,585 Look, you don't have to say that. That's not really nice. 104 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:26,819 We're friends. Come on. 105 00:04:26,853 --> 00:04:28,151 Not anymore. I'm done with you. 106 00:04:28,186 --> 00:04:29,485 Come on, Darren. 107 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,484 I'm gonna see you tomorrow morning. 108 00:04:31,519 --> 00:04:33,782 Not unless I'm down at the unemployment office, you won't. 109 00:04:33,817 --> 00:04:34,949 Okay, bye, Colton. 110 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:37,915 Meg, get Arni on the phone. 111 00:04:46,313 --> 00:04:48,478 A recent swarm of earthquakes 112 00:04:48,513 --> 00:04:50,978 has been rocking Southern California. 113 00:04:51,012 --> 00:04:53,043 Dr. Deckert Serbi is here to talk about what is happening. 114 00:04:54,744 --> 00:04:56,476 Thank you for spending some time with us today, Doctor. 115 00:04:56,510 --> 00:04:57,476 This is Colton. 116 00:04:57,511 --> 00:04:58,942 You walked off the set? 117 00:04:58,977 --> 00:05:00,408 Are you kidding me right now? 118 00:05:00,443 --> 00:05:01,908 Are you kidding me, Arni? 119 00:05:01,942 --> 00:05:03,440 It's a freaking cockroach movie. 120 00:05:03,474 --> 00:05:05,306 He didn't read the script. 121 00:05:05,341 --> 00:05:07,706 It's what's being offered. 122 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:10,239 It's $10.000 for one day's work, 123 00:05:10,273 --> 00:05:12,238 and I had to beg to get it for you! 124 00:05:12,272 --> 00:05:14,703 Well, you know what? They can keep the money, okay? 125 00:05:14,737 --> 00:05:17,202 You know, I'm looking for something with integrity and respect. 126 00:05:17,237 --> 00:05:19,401 Do you know that word, Arni? "Respect." 127 00:05:19,436 --> 00:05:21,467 You know, I'm better than this crap. 128 00:05:21,502 --> 00:05:22,467 No, you're not. 129 00:05:22,502 --> 00:05:24,700 I promised them... 130 00:05:24,734 --> 00:05:27,799 No, I swore to them you would be a mensch! 131 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:30,131 Nobody is more menschy than me. You know that. 132 00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:32,930 Look, I just bailed you out of jail. 133 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:36,763 You were five seconds away from orange is the new ass in town. 134 00:05:36,798 --> 00:05:39,929 They kept me four hours after my day, okay? 135 00:05:39,963 --> 00:05:41,027 I don't care! 136 00:05:41,062 --> 00:05:42,694 You owe me money, Colt! 137 00:05:42,728 --> 00:05:45,594 Just turn your car around, please, and go to work! 138 00:05:45,627 --> 00:05:47,725 Arni, I got another call. 139 00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:48,959 No more bug movies. 140 00:05:48,993 --> 00:05:50,725 Don't you hang up on me! 141 00:05:50,759 --> 00:05:52,357 Don't! Don't! 142 00:05:52,391 --> 00:05:54,290 Mother... Maggie! 143 00:05:54,325 --> 00:05:55,890 Hi, honey. 144 00:05:55,924 --> 00:05:57,723 Where the hell are you? 145 00:05:57,757 --> 00:06:00,121 It's nice to hear your voice, too, sweetheart. 146 00:06:00,156 --> 00:06:02,521 The game starts in 20 minutes. 147 00:06:02,556 --> 00:06:04,054 Did you forget? 148 00:06:04,088 --> 00:06:06,520 No. Honey, this is Los Angeles. 149 00:06:06,554 --> 00:06:07,919 Nobody gets to a game before the fourth inning. 150 00:06:07,954 --> 00:06:09,752 You know that. 151 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:11,419 Whatever. I'm out of here. 152 00:06:11,453 --> 00:06:14,384 Uh, he's on... he's on his way, sweetheart. 153 00:06:14,419 --> 00:06:17,050 I've heard it before. 154 00:06:17,084 --> 00:06:18,683 Wyatt. 155 00:06:20,483 --> 00:06:23,014 Great. He just walked out of the house. 156 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,848 What's with that kid? 157 00:06:24,882 --> 00:06:26,247 He doesn't listen anymore. 158 00:06:26,281 --> 00:06:28,379 Tell him the freeway's a parking lot. 159 00:06:28,414 --> 00:06:30,679 I'm gonna get there as soon as I can. 160 00:06:30,713 --> 00:06:33,111 You know what? You tell him. 161 00:06:33,146 --> 00:06:35,444 Colton West is in the news again. 162 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:36,777 Why are you on TV? 163 00:06:36,811 --> 00:06:39,276 According to law enforcement sources, 164 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:42,775 nineties movie star and action hero Colton West 165 00:06:42,809 --> 00:06:45,107 was booked last night in Santa Monica 166 00:06:45,141 --> 00:06:48,173 on charges of aggravated assault and resisting arrest. 167 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:51,672 I guess that's one way to get yourself back in the public eye. 168 00:06:51,706 --> 00:06:53,505 What kind of trouble are you in now? 169 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:55,771 I don't know, honey. I really don't know. 170 00:06:55,805 --> 00:06:57,603 You know what? I don't care. 171 00:06:57,637 --> 00:06:58,870 Goodbye, Colton. 172 00:07:00,803 --> 00:07:01,869 Whoa. Did you feel that? 173 00:07:01,903 --> 00:07:03,268 Whoa! 174 00:07:03,303 --> 00:07:05,168 We're having an earthquake. 175 00:07:05,203 --> 00:07:07,000 Yeah, honey, are you okay? 176 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,867 Olivia, are you okay? 177 00:07:13,799 --> 00:07:16,064 Whoa! You see that?! 178 00:07:26,562 --> 00:07:28,561 Everybody take cover! 179 00:08:01,184 --> 00:08:03,216 Aah! 180 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,513 Come on. 181 00:08:12,548 --> 00:08:14,345 Come on. Come on. 182 00:08:33,741 --> 00:08:35,139 Come on, answer. 183 00:08:35,174 --> 00:08:36,471 Answer. 184 00:08:38,272 --> 00:08:40,870 Reports are pouring in of an unprecedented 185 00:08:40,905 --> 00:08:43,169 geological event occurring in Los Angeles. 186 00:08:43,203 --> 00:08:44,868 How 'bout biological? 187 00:08:44,903 --> 00:08:47,135 How 'bout volcanic, you moron? 188 00:08:47,170 --> 00:08:49,534 This is a freaking apocalypse! 189 00:08:54,666 --> 00:08:56,999 In a follow-up story, the Malibu bar fight 190 00:08:57,033 --> 00:09:00,197 involving nineties movie star and action hero, Colton West, 191 00:09:00,231 --> 00:09:03,463 who was made famous by his role as the Red Rocket 192 00:09:03,497 --> 00:09:07,061 and made famous the expression, "Nice" anything. 193 00:09:07,096 --> 00:09:08,994 Nice nose. 194 00:09:09,028 --> 00:09:09,994 Nice tattoo. Yah! 195 00:09:12,528 --> 00:09:15,325 Nice tentacle. 196 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,692 Eyewitnesses are now coming forward 197 00:09:16,726 --> 00:09:18,991 to say that Colton West was in fact 198 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:20,557 trying to be a peacemaker. 199 00:09:20,591 --> 00:09:22,824 If that in fact is the case, 200 00:09:22,858 --> 00:09:24,956 then this reporter has one thing to say. 201 00:09:27,289 --> 00:09:30,221 We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news. 202 00:09:30,254 --> 00:09:31,985 The earthquakes that have been shaking 203 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:33,983 the L.A. basin the last few minutes 204 00:09:34,018 --> 00:09:36,482 are in fact tied to a volcanic eruption 205 00:09:36,516 --> 00:09:40,611 in the Santa Monica Mountains near the Sepulveda Pass. 206 00:09:40,645 --> 00:09:42,044 Now, this would be 207 00:09:42,078 --> 00:09:45,607 an unprecedented volcanic event that... Okay. 208 00:09:57,566 --> 00:09:59,962 Why is there still no Internet? 209 00:10:00,996 --> 00:10:02,194 Damn it! 210 00:10:02,228 --> 00:10:04,125 You get Colton on the phone yet? 211 00:10:04,159 --> 00:10:05,956 No. It keeps going to voice mail. 212 00:10:05,992 --> 00:10:08,122 You guys have to see this. 213 00:10:08,156 --> 00:10:10,720 One of my friends just sent this to me. 214 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:17,115 Yeah, that's great. 215 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:19,013 My kid has that app, too. 216 00:10:19,047 --> 00:10:20,213 Take a video of anything, 217 00:10:20,247 --> 00:10:21,678 you can nuke it, alien invade it, 218 00:10:21,713 --> 00:10:23,444 smash it with a meteor. What? 219 00:10:23,478 --> 00:10:25,075 He's already killed the neighbor's cat 30 times. 220 00:10:25,109 --> 00:10:26,674 Oh, my God! 221 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,074 That was a big one, you guys. 222 00:10:28,108 --> 00:10:29,405 I think we should go home. 223 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,404 I think you're right. 224 00:10:30,439 --> 00:10:32,170 That's a first. 225 00:10:32,205 --> 00:10:33,668 Now! 226 00:10:33,703 --> 00:10:35,933 Okay. 227 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,732 Son of a... 228 00:10:46,193 --> 00:10:47,591 Spiders. Did the spiders come? 229 00:10:47,626 --> 00:10:49,157 Have you seen the spiders? 230 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,555 Why didn't you tell me about the bar fight? 231 00:10:50,589 --> 00:10:52,321 The bar... bar fight was nothing! 232 00:10:52,355 --> 00:10:53,353 Nothing? What... 233 00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:54,751 It's all over the news. 234 00:10:54,786 --> 00:10:56,216 "Colton West is in trouble again." 235 00:10:56,251 --> 00:10:57,550 Did Arni bail you out? 236 00:10:57,584 --> 00:10:58,882 None of that matters. Nothing matters. 237 00:10:58,916 --> 00:11:01,013 What matters is you're okay. 238 00:11:01,048 --> 00:11:02,679 Thank God, honey, you're okay. 239 00:11:02,713 --> 00:11:04,576 You're not gonna believe what I saw. 240 00:11:04,611 --> 00:11:06,574 You're not gonna believe what's going on on the freeway. 241 00:11:06,609 --> 00:11:07,574 Where's Wyatt? 242 00:11:07,609 --> 00:11:09,007 He left, remember? 243 00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:10,340 When did he do that? 244 00:11:10,374 --> 00:11:11,672 Of course you don't remember. He... 245 00:11:11,706 --> 00:11:13,404 You forgot to pick him up for his game, 246 00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:15,036 so he just walked out of the house. 247 00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:16,502 Honey, have you seen the news? 248 00:11:16,536 --> 00:11:18,500 Yes! You had a bar fight. 249 00:11:18,534 --> 00:11:21,031 Call Wyatt, and get him back here. 250 00:11:21,065 --> 00:11:23,462 I have been calling Wyatt, 251 00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:25,893 but of course he's not picking up. 252 00:11:28,493 --> 00:11:31,821 You know what? I'm just gonna go teach my kickboxing class. 253 00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:33,289 You're not teaching anything. 254 00:11:33,322 --> 00:11:34,520 You're not going anywhere. 255 00:11:34,554 --> 00:11:35,818 Honey, it's not safe out there. 256 00:11:35,853 --> 00:11:36,984 I don't want you going anywhere. 257 00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:38,549 Stop it. You're scaring me. 258 00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:40,315 All right, I'm sorry! What do you want from me? 259 00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:42,380 I want you to talk to me like a normal human being. 260 00:11:42,414 --> 00:11:43,480 Okay. Okay. Sweetheart, 261 00:11:43,514 --> 00:11:45,145 did you feel the earthquake? 262 00:11:45,179 --> 00:11:46,211 Yes. 263 00:11:46,244 --> 00:11:47,210 Good! Good! 264 00:11:47,244 --> 00:11:48,375 I felt the earthquake. 265 00:11:48,409 --> 00:11:49,842 It was an earthquake. Right. 266 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,473 The fifth one this year. 267 00:11:51,507 --> 00:11:53,504 It's not like it's the end of the world. 268 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,436 Yes, it is, believe me. The Santa Monica Mountains 269 00:11:55,471 --> 00:11:57,801 erupted like a volcano. I was on the freeway, 270 00:11:57,836 --> 00:12:00,266 and I saw spiders the size of men 271 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,765 raining on hoods and spitting fire out of their mouths. 272 00:12:02,798 --> 00:12:03,996 Fire out of their mouths. 273 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:05,795 Have you been drinking again? 274 00:12:05,830 --> 00:12:07,427 No. You know what? 275 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:08,960 That's it. I'm calling Dr. Hertzberg. 276 00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:10,358 Honey, wait. No, no, no. Stop it. 277 00:12:10,392 --> 00:12:11,823 In the car now. Honey, stop it. 278 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,922 I am not on anything. I am completely sober. 279 00:12:13,956 --> 00:12:15,419 I need you to listen to me. 280 00:12:15,454 --> 00:12:16,686 Sweetheart, listen to me. 281 00:12:16,721 --> 00:12:18,751 I love you, okay? I need you to pack 282 00:12:18,785 --> 00:12:19,817 everything that's important to us. 283 00:12:19,851 --> 00:12:21,250 I want you to take the dog, 284 00:12:21,284 --> 00:12:22,615 I want you take your jewelry, 285 00:12:22,649 --> 00:12:24,480 and I want you to pack everything up, 286 00:12:24,513 --> 00:12:27,144 and you have to listen to me, and we have to leave here. 287 00:12:29,611 --> 00:12:32,506 Colton, we don't have a dog. 288 00:12:33,641 --> 00:12:36,171 Colton! Colton! 289 00:12:37,637 --> 00:12:40,001 Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. What is that for? 290 00:12:40,034 --> 00:12:42,798 I'm going to get Wyatt. Honey, did you call him or not? 291 00:12:42,832 --> 00:12:45,130 Okay, okay. I was standing here, talking to you. 292 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,962 He said he was going to Travis'. 293 00:12:46,996 --> 00:12:49,327 Oh, damn. Then he's probably downtown riding bikes. 294 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,091 Look, just stay in the house. 295 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,457 If he comes back, you keep him here. You got it? 296 00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:55,155 Circuits are busy. 297 00:12:55,189 --> 00:12:56,588 Well, just keep trying. 298 00:12:56,622 --> 00:12:59,086 And tell everybody to stay off the freeway. 299 00:13:25,299 --> 00:13:26,364 All right, get this. Get this. 300 00:13:26,399 --> 00:13:27,396 Here he goes. Here he goes. 301 00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:32,026 Whoo! 302 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,292 Ah, wicked, man! 303 00:13:34,325 --> 00:13:36,689 Hey, dawg. I didn't know you were coming. 304 00:13:36,723 --> 00:13:38,221 Glad you could make it out. 305 00:13:38,255 --> 00:13:39,453 Hey, Jordan. Sick move, man. 306 00:13:39,487 --> 00:13:40,785 Thanks. Yeah. 307 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,350 Should have been here five minutes ago. 308 00:13:42,385 --> 00:13:43,949 Yeah. You should've seen. My girl was sick. 309 00:13:43,983 --> 00:13:45,447 So are you riding with us today? 310 00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:47,246 Yeah, for sure, if it's cool with you guys. 311 00:13:47,281 --> 00:13:48,712 Of course. Hell, yeah. 312 00:13:48,747 --> 00:13:50,211 Oh, right on. Let's go. 313 00:13:51,877 --> 00:13:53,942 Don't even think about it. 314 00:13:53,975 --> 00:13:56,339 I've been trying forever to get her out here. 315 00:13:56,374 --> 00:13:57,339 What did I do? 316 00:13:57,374 --> 00:13:59,038 Gave her a flirty smile. 317 00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:01,335 I did? Yeah. 318 00:14:01,370 --> 00:14:02,735 Oh, okay. Well, um, Eli's the one 319 00:14:02,768 --> 00:14:04,100 riding with her right now, 320 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,399 so you might wanna go jump in on that. 321 00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:07,898 Dude, I don't care about Eli. 322 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,263 Don't mess this up for me, man. 323 00:14:09,297 --> 00:14:11,727 Dude, relax. It's... It's good. 324 00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:13,492 Come on. Let's just... Come on. Let's ride. 325 00:14:13,527 --> 00:14:14,657 Whoa! 326 00:14:14,691 --> 00:14:16,158 Dude. 327 00:14:16,192 --> 00:14:17,190 What just happened? 328 00:14:19,122 --> 00:14:21,853 Whoa, did you guys see that? 329 00:14:25,184 --> 00:14:26,415 That was big. 330 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,680 Yeah. Let's check it out. 331 00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:34,209 Are you coming? 332 00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:36,074 What? Um... 333 00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,240 yeah. Yeah. 334 00:14:43,437 --> 00:14:45,567 Hey, it's Wyatt. I'm not here right now. 335 00:14:45,602 --> 00:14:47,232 Leave a message. Damn it. 336 00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:54,060 Damn. Oh. What the... 337 00:14:59,323 --> 00:15:00,322 What the... 338 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,910 Are you kidding me? 339 00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:23,403 My God! 340 00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:41,855 Hello. 341 00:15:41,889 --> 00:15:43,520 Hey, Doris. It's Olivia. 342 00:15:43,555 --> 00:15:45,852 You're checking up on me, aren't you? 343 00:15:45,886 --> 00:15:47,250 I'm fine, darling. 344 00:15:47,285 --> 00:15:49,249 40 years here, and I swear 345 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,680 I'll never get used to these earthquakes. 346 00:15:51,715 --> 00:15:53,079 I know, right? 347 00:15:53,113 --> 00:15:54,777 Hey, listen, is your power out over there? 348 00:15:54,812 --> 00:15:56,110 Yeah, couple minutes ago. 349 00:15:56,144 --> 00:15:57,775 Must be the whole neighborhood. 350 00:15:57,810 --> 00:15:58,775 You need candles? 351 00:15:58,810 --> 00:15:59,840 No, no, no, I'm good. 352 00:15:59,874 --> 00:16:01,338 You okay? I don't know. 353 00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:03,336 Colton was just here, and he was ranting 354 00:16:03,371 --> 00:16:06,968 about some kind of a disaster, and it actually shook me up a little. 355 00:16:07,003 --> 00:16:08,300 Earthquakes, fires, 356 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,998 rolling blackouts, mudslides, 357 00:16:10,033 --> 00:16:11,663 the Governator. We're Californians. 358 00:16:11,699 --> 00:16:12,997 We've been through worse. 359 00:16:13,031 --> 00:16:14,429 Yeah, I guess. 360 00:16:14,463 --> 00:16:15,628 Is he still home? 361 00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:17,758 No, no. He went to go get Wyatt. 362 00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:19,625 They're gonna be back in little bit. 363 00:16:21,525 --> 00:16:22,755 What now? 364 00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:24,954 Olivia, can you hold on a second? 365 00:16:24,988 --> 00:16:26,919 Coco's barking. I need to see what's going on. 366 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:27,951 Yeah, sure. 367 00:16:33,814 --> 00:16:35,311 Coco. 368 00:16:37,477 --> 00:16:39,541 Coco! 369 00:16:39,576 --> 00:16:41,474 Where are you? 370 00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:57,961 Coco, where are you? 371 00:16:57,995 --> 00:17:00,158 Where have you gone? 372 00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:08,551 Why... 373 00:17:16,779 --> 00:17:19,211 Doris? 374 00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:20,408 Doris! 375 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,872 Whoa. 376 00:17:25,906 --> 00:17:27,504 Hold on. Whoa, look at that. 377 00:17:27,537 --> 00:17:28,802 Wow. Whoa, guys. 378 00:17:28,837 --> 00:17:30,569 Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. 379 00:17:30,603 --> 00:17:33,065 Oh, man. 380 00:17:38,562 --> 00:17:40,361 Who you think happened here? 381 00:17:40,395 --> 00:17:42,192 The ground just started breaking up. 382 00:17:42,226 --> 00:17:43,890 Looks like a bomb hit. 383 00:17:43,925 --> 00:17:46,321 What? 384 00:17:51,851 --> 00:17:54,947 Hold up. You smell that? 385 00:17:54,982 --> 00:17:56,512 That smells like gas. 386 00:17:56,547 --> 00:17:58,479 Guys, let's get out of here. 387 00:17:58,513 --> 00:18:00,210 Yeah, I'm with Wyatt. Come on. 388 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,404 Go! Go! 389 00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:11,134 Wyatt! Wyatt! 390 00:18:11,169 --> 00:18:13,300 Jordan, hold on! 391 00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:16,930 Come on! Come on! 392 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,796 Something bit me. Can you ride? 393 00:18:18,829 --> 00:18:20,162 Go! 394 00:18:20,196 --> 00:18:21,694 Go! Go! 395 00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:22,793 Go! Go! Go! 396 00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:24,358 Come on. 397 00:18:35,151 --> 00:18:36,115 Yo! 398 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,514 Yo, stop! 399 00:18:37,548 --> 00:18:40,278 Yo! Yo! Yo! 400 00:18:40,313 --> 00:18:41,412 Stop! 401 00:18:41,446 --> 00:18:42,743 Stop! Stop! Stop! 402 00:18:42,778 --> 00:18:44,141 Please stop! 403 00:18:57,265 --> 00:18:59,663 What the heck is that guy doing there? 404 00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:00,962 Hey! Oh, my God. 405 00:19:00,996 --> 00:19:02,261 Hey! Hey, hey! 406 00:19:02,296 --> 00:19:03,259 Everyone... Hey, stop! 407 00:19:03,294 --> 00:19:04,824 Stop! Hey! 408 00:19:04,859 --> 00:19:08,123 It's the Red Rocket himself, Colton West! 409 00:19:08,157 --> 00:19:09,421 Hey! 410 00:19:09,455 --> 00:19:11,420 Look, look, no time for a tour, okay? 411 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,118 Did you not see the volcano? 412 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,784 There's a catastrophe going on. 413 00:19:14,818 --> 00:19:16,616 No, no, it's just a little earthquake, Colton. 414 00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,314 No. No. It's not a little earthquake, man. 415 00:19:18,348 --> 00:19:19,946 You guys are in a lot of trouble. 416 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,545 You gotta get out of here. 417 00:19:21,579 --> 00:19:23,311 You gotta get these people to a safe place. 418 00:19:23,345 --> 00:19:24,310 Look, what's your name? 419 00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:25,310 Joe. Joe? 420 00:19:25,344 --> 00:19:26,607 Okay, Joe. Joe, I need... 421 00:19:26,642 --> 00:19:28,773 Joe, I need your focus on me, okay? 422 00:19:28,807 --> 00:19:30,704 Joe, I need to get downtown to get my son. 423 00:19:30,739 --> 00:19:31,737 Can you help me? 424 00:19:31,772 --> 00:19:32,969 But just first, just get 425 00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:34,535 a quick little selfie. Do you mind? 426 00:19:34,569 --> 00:19:35,800 No, Joe, we don't have time for pictures. 427 00:19:35,835 --> 00:19:37,200 My wife would just love this. 428 00:19:37,234 --> 00:19:38,865 Joe, just please... just take me downtown. 429 00:19:38,899 --> 00:19:40,530 No, wait! Right. No, no. No, better! 430 00:19:40,564 --> 00:19:41,730 You and the bus. 431 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,060 It would be, like, awesome PR, 432 00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:44,527 just right there in front of the bus. 433 00:19:44,561 --> 00:19:46,259 Great, Joe. 434 00:19:46,293 --> 00:19:47,458 Joe, a shot right here, right? 435 00:19:47,492 --> 00:19:48,890 Oh, you look nice. 436 00:19:48,924 --> 00:19:50,523 Need to move back a little bit, Joe. 437 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,755 Okay, okay, okay. Move back a little bit, Joe. 438 00:19:51,789 --> 00:19:53,019 Okay, just keep moving back. Okay. 439 00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:54,418 Yeah, keep moving back. I got it. 440 00:19:54,453 --> 00:19:55,885 Yeah, yeah. It's called a wide shot. 441 00:19:55,919 --> 00:19:57,083 A wide shot? Wide shot, Joe. 442 00:19:57,117 --> 00:19:58,749 Yeah, yeah. Movie talk, Joe. Okay. 443 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:00,448 Movie talk. You're gonna be making a movie with me. 444 00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:01,679 I'm making a movie with Colton West. 445 00:20:01,714 --> 00:20:02,879 And then you know what, Joe? 446 00:20:02,914 --> 00:20:04,211 Another movie talk is camera left. 447 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,443 That way. Exactly, Joe. 448 00:20:05,477 --> 00:20:06,610 Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so... 449 00:20:06,644 --> 00:20:07,741 Yeah. Turn that way, and look... 450 00:20:07,775 --> 00:20:09,074 Turn? towards the trees, Joe. 451 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,206 Aim the camera that way? That's it. 452 00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:11,705 Okay. Aim toward... You know, 453 00:20:11,739 --> 00:20:13,238 I'm gonna say, "Action", Joe, like a movie. 454 00:20:13,272 --> 00:20:14,437 We're making a great movie, Joe. 455 00:20:14,471 --> 00:20:15,702 Okay. This is just so awesome. 456 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,068 I mean, I'm such a big fan of... 457 00:20:17,102 --> 00:20:18,866 And don't move until I say, "Action." 458 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:19,998 The second one not so much, 459 00:20:20,032 --> 00:20:20,998 but the first one was... 460 00:20:21,032 --> 00:20:22,329 Action! Hey! 461 00:20:22,363 --> 00:20:23,362 Hey! 462 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,994 My bus! Ahh! 463 00:20:25,028 --> 00:20:27,893 Colton West took my bus! 464 00:20:32,389 --> 00:20:33,854 Thank you very much. 465 00:20:33,888 --> 00:20:36,519 I apologize for taking control of your bus, 466 00:20:36,553 --> 00:20:39,016 but as you may or may not know, 467 00:20:39,051 --> 00:20:41,181 there was an earthquake today in Los Angeles 468 00:20:41,216 --> 00:20:43,745 that was caused by some sort of volcanic activity 469 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:45,411 in the Santa Monica Mountains. 470 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:49,341 Lava spiders erupted from these mountains, spiders, 471 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,372 spiders as big as men, 472 00:20:51,407 --> 00:20:54,871 and they rained down on all of Los Angeles. 473 00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:56,369 Colton, banzai! 474 00:21:00,401 --> 00:21:01,399 Thanks, kid. 475 00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:03,064 Banzai to you, too. 476 00:21:12,757 --> 00:21:14,121 This way! 477 00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:17,748 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 478 00:21:23,473 --> 00:21:24,771 Follow me. Come on. 479 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:25,802 Go! Go! 480 00:21:27,601 --> 00:21:29,032 Hurry up! Come on! 481 00:21:30,864 --> 00:21:32,060 Eli! 482 00:21:32,094 --> 00:21:34,057 I'm coming! I'm com... Eli! 483 00:21:36,555 --> 00:21:38,150 Eli, no! 484 00:21:38,185 --> 00:21:39,714 Eli! 485 00:21:39,748 --> 00:21:40,714 Eli, no! 486 00:21:40,749 --> 00:21:42,510 Wyatt, let's go! 487 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,003 Aah! Aah! 488 00:21:48,035 --> 00:21:49,035 What?! What the hell! 489 00:21:50,035 --> 00:21:51,397 Travis! Travis, here! 490 00:21:51,431 --> 00:21:52,662 Come here. Come here. 491 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,156 Let me... 492 00:21:58,322 --> 00:22:00,017 Jordan! Jordan! 493 00:22:00,051 --> 00:22:01,015 Dude, don't leave me. 494 00:22:01,049 --> 00:22:02,114 I'm right here! 495 00:22:02,149 --> 00:22:03,678 Don't touch it. 496 00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:06,342 Just get me out of here, okay? 497 00:22:07,907 --> 00:22:09,935 Did you see what those things did to Eli? 498 00:22:09,970 --> 00:22:11,533 What the hell are those things? 499 00:22:11,567 --> 00:22:13,131 I don't know, man. 500 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,763 It bit me. 501 00:22:14,797 --> 00:22:15,760 It bit you? 502 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:16,859 What bit you? 503 00:22:16,893 --> 00:22:19,287 I said I don't know, man! 504 00:22:19,321 --> 00:22:21,817 Okay, listen. Just stay here for a second. 505 00:22:21,852 --> 00:22:23,913 Okay. You watch her. Hey, can you do that? 506 00:22:23,948 --> 00:22:25,179 Okay, I'm gonna get the first-aid kit. 507 00:22:25,214 --> 00:22:26,843 Okay. 508 00:22:28,475 --> 00:22:30,871 I'm burnt so bad. 509 00:22:36,362 --> 00:22:37,993 Doris, are you in there? 510 00:22:38,028 --> 00:22:39,424 It's Olivia. 511 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:41,853 Doris, are... 512 00:22:47,112 --> 00:22:48,608 What the... 513 00:23:10,110 --> 00:23:12,905 Oh, my God. What... 514 00:23:12,939 --> 00:23:15,900 Wyatt. 515 00:23:21,794 --> 00:23:25,186 Oh, man, the Red Rocket is driving my tour bus. 516 00:23:25,221 --> 00:23:26,417 Somebody pinch me! 517 00:23:26,451 --> 00:23:28,182 Thanks a lot, kid. I appreciate it. 518 00:23:28,217 --> 00:23:30,977 Uh, listen, I know that you hear this all the time, 519 00:23:31,012 --> 00:23:32,842 but I am your biggest fan. Yeah. 520 00:23:32,876 --> 00:23:33,841 Hi. I'm Chris. 521 00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:34,839 Chris. Yeah. 522 00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,203 Not a good time to talk. 523 00:23:36,237 --> 00:23:37,800 No, no, I know. With the earthquakes 524 00:23:37,835 --> 00:23:39,231 and everything and the spiders. 525 00:23:39,265 --> 00:23:41,328 There are spiders, buddy. No, no, no, I know. 526 00:23:41,363 --> 00:23:43,492 Big as your freaking body. Big as my body. 527 00:23:43,526 --> 00:23:46,455 The thing is, is that I've watched all your movies. 528 00:23:46,489 --> 00:23:48,784 I know all your lines. Nice tattoo. Yah! 529 00:23:48,819 --> 00:23:51,713 Look, Chris, this is not a good time to discuss film. 530 00:23:51,747 --> 00:23:53,211 Sure. Sure, sure, sure, sure. 531 00:23:53,244 --> 00:23:54,842 But seriously, am I on, like, 532 00:23:54,876 --> 00:23:56,539 a hidden-camera show or something? 533 00:23:56,573 --> 00:23:59,300 'Cause I could have swore I saw a camera right there. 534 00:23:59,335 --> 00:24:00,632 Yeah. Yeah. There's cameras everywhere. Look... 535 00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:01,664 I knew it. 536 00:24:01,699 --> 00:24:03,096 you want to be a good boy, 537 00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:05,359 tell everybody to sit down and hold on. 538 00:24:05,393 --> 00:24:08,819 All right, I need everybody to hold on and sit down. 539 00:24:08,853 --> 00:24:10,350 Colton West, action hero! 540 00:24:12,981 --> 00:24:15,410 Yeah. See, the problem is that, 541 00:24:15,444 --> 00:24:18,604 like, 90% of these people don't speak any English. 542 00:24:21,302 --> 00:24:23,664 Uh, we got a problem up ahead. 543 00:24:26,328 --> 00:24:27,857 I hate spiders. 544 00:24:29,255 --> 00:24:31,152 Aah! Aah! 545 00:24:31,186 --> 00:24:32,784 What the hell is that? 546 00:24:41,437 --> 00:24:43,067 Oh, homina. 547 00:24:44,932 --> 00:24:46,129 Chris! What? 548 00:24:46,163 --> 00:24:47,361 Switching. 549 00:24:47,395 --> 00:24:49,359 Really? 550 00:24:49,392 --> 00:24:51,121 No fare, no ride. 551 00:24:52,255 --> 00:24:55,449 Gun! Awesome! 552 00:24:55,483 --> 00:24:56,480 Top! 553 00:25:00,242 --> 00:25:02,204 Ah, there's one on top now. 554 00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:03,536 You gotta do something. 555 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:04,634 I am doing something. 556 00:25:07,198 --> 00:25:09,193 Do that thing like you did in that movie. 557 00:25:09,228 --> 00:25:11,257 Chris, you know the difference between real life and movies? 558 00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:12,256 No! Darn. 559 00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:14,054 Well, what did I do? 560 00:25:14,088 --> 00:25:15,850 I don't know. You, like, pulled the emergency brake, 561 00:25:15,884 --> 00:25:16,849 and it did something cool. 562 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,680 Oh, yeah. 563 00:25:18,714 --> 00:25:20,277 Whoo! 564 00:25:33,026 --> 00:25:35,719 Colton West, I love you! 565 00:25:35,754 --> 00:25:37,551 Ah ha. I love you, too. 566 00:25:37,584 --> 00:25:38,982 Me, too. 567 00:25:39,016 --> 00:25:40,014 Calm down, Chris. Okay. 568 00:25:45,206 --> 00:25:46,603 I'm not getting anything. 569 00:25:46,638 --> 00:25:48,633 How the hell are we supposed to know 570 00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:50,798 what's going on outside if we don't have any cell service? 571 00:25:50,832 --> 00:25:52,327 Where did you find that? 572 00:25:53,162 --> 00:25:54,887 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 573 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:56,378 You have to trust me, okay? 574 00:25:56,413 --> 00:25:57,640 We need to treat this. 575 00:26:00,164 --> 00:26:02,918 I know. I know. I know. I know. 576 00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:06,368 You know, when I was a little kid, I used to come here all the time. 577 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,180 They would film a ton of movies here, 578 00:26:11,215 --> 00:26:15,062 and when my dad was shooting, he would bring me on set. 579 00:26:17,385 --> 00:26:19,508 All right, This is really gonna hurt, all right? 580 00:26:19,542 --> 00:26:22,064 Ohh! Oh, you think? 581 00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,746 What the heck are those things? 582 00:26:25,780 --> 00:26:27,405 Ah, they look like spiders. 583 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,165 Spiders aren't that big. 584 00:26:29,199 --> 00:26:32,084 Spiders don't spray hot lava. 585 00:26:32,118 --> 00:26:33,477 Spiders... I don't know, man. I don't know. 586 00:26:33,512 --> 00:26:34,639 It looked like some kind of spider, though. 587 00:26:34,673 --> 00:26:36,697 Oh, it burns so bad. 588 00:26:38,091 --> 00:26:40,016 We gotta get some help. 589 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:41,441 Maybe if we go up higher, 590 00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:43,233 we'd get some cell service, something. 591 00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:45,125 Sure as hell ain't going back outside. 592 00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:48,311 Okay. 593 00:26:48,346 --> 00:26:49,671 You guys smell that? 594 00:26:52,759 --> 00:26:54,716 They're trying to get in. 595 00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,190 They're trying to get in! Let's get out of here! 596 00:27:00,225 --> 00:27:01,319 Okay. We gotta go. We gotta go. 597 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:02,314 Come on. Can you walk? 598 00:27:02,348 --> 00:27:04,670 Do I have a choice? No. 599 00:27:04,704 --> 00:27:07,127 Come on. 600 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,153 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 601 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:17,346 Come on. Come on. 602 00:27:18,608 --> 00:27:19,569 Crap. 603 00:27:21,628 --> 00:27:24,348 As we continue to bring you coverage 604 00:27:24,383 --> 00:27:25,675 of the L.A. eruptions, 605 00:27:25,709 --> 00:27:28,064 new details are emerging by the minute. 606 00:27:28,099 --> 00:27:29,824 We've got exclusive footage 607 00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:32,843 of the damage from this amazing volcanic activity. 608 00:27:32,876 --> 00:27:34,503 Now, the entire area around the 405 609 00:27:34,536 --> 00:27:37,986 is closed from the 110 to the I-5 610 00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:41,140 while rescue crews scramble to evacuate survivors 611 00:27:41,174 --> 00:27:42,598 and put out fires 612 00:27:42,632 --> 00:27:44,888 that are spreading across the Sepulveda basin. 613 00:27:44,923 --> 00:27:49,369 Now, this one can be filed under only in Hollyweird. 614 00:27:49,403 --> 00:27:54,079 We have unconfirmed reports of a new breed of arachnids 615 00:27:54,113 --> 00:27:58,493 like these from the Hollywood blockbuster "Spiders 3D" 616 00:27:58,527 --> 00:28:01,048 that have supposedly been attacking Angelenos. 617 00:28:01,082 --> 00:28:02,309 That's right. 618 00:28:02,343 --> 00:28:04,400 Large, seemingly prehistoric spiders 619 00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:06,688 have been emerging from the chaos, 620 00:28:06,723 --> 00:28:08,184 and for more of this, 621 00:28:08,217 --> 00:28:11,170 we're gonna go to Sue Schnell and her crew, 622 00:28:11,204 --> 00:28:13,657 who finally have been moved to a safer location. 623 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,084 Sue, what can you tell us? 624 00:28:15,118 --> 00:28:16,313 That's right, Dan. 625 00:28:16,347 --> 00:28:17,607 As you can see behind me here, 626 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,166 the National Guard has been called in 627 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,389 to work with local law enforcement 628 00:28:21,423 --> 00:28:24,874 to establish a safe perimeter around the disaster zone. 629 00:28:24,908 --> 00:28:26,932 Although I haven't seen anything myself, 630 00:28:26,964 --> 00:28:29,022 social media is all over this, 631 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,012 with reports of giant fire-breathing spiders 632 00:28:31,046 --> 00:28:33,235 that have only added to the mayhem 633 00:28:33,269 --> 00:28:34,431 that has gripped the region. 634 00:28:34,465 --> 00:28:36,022 Excuse me? 635 00:28:38,014 --> 00:28:41,631 In other news, related or not, 636 00:28:41,665 --> 00:28:44,883 Colton West has apparently hijacked a tour bus. 637 00:28:44,918 --> 00:28:46,675 Folks, we'll be back in just a minute. 638 00:28:47,704 --> 00:28:49,661 What? 639 00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:50,689 Ohh. 640 00:28:56,431 --> 00:28:58,753 Okay. Okay. 641 00:28:58,787 --> 00:29:00,843 Okay. 642 00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:16,075 Let's do this. 643 00:29:42,788 --> 00:29:44,546 What are you waiting for? 644 00:29:55,067 --> 00:29:58,384 You messed with the wrong house. 645 00:30:02,566 --> 00:30:04,589 I wanna get a picture with the spider. 646 00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:09,299 Uh, Mr. West, what do you think 647 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,125 is in the blood of these things? 648 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,017 I don't want to study 'em, Chris. 649 00:30:13,052 --> 00:30:14,609 I just want to kill 'em. 650 00:30:14,644 --> 00:30:16,302 Yeah. Well, whatever it is, 651 00:30:16,337 --> 00:30:17,962 it's eating through the bus. 652 00:30:17,996 --> 00:30:20,317 What do you think happens when it hits gas? 653 00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:22,367 Hang on, everybody. Hang on! 654 00:30:26,621 --> 00:30:27,752 Everybody off! Go! 655 00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:29,616 Everybody off! Go! Go! Go! 656 00:30:29,651 --> 00:30:30,881 Everybody off now! 657 00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:32,312 Go! Go! Go! 658 00:30:32,346 --> 00:30:33,745 Go! Go! Go! 659 00:30:33,779 --> 00:30:35,342 I'm last. Go! Go! Go! 660 00:30:37,108 --> 00:30:38,305 Go! Go! Go! Go! 661 00:30:38,339 --> 00:30:39,637 Get off! Let's go! 662 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,235 Come on! 663 00:30:49,126 --> 00:30:51,055 Oh, my God! 664 00:30:51,090 --> 00:30:54,020 Everybody's off that bus, aren't they? 665 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,084 Yeah. 666 00:30:55,118 --> 00:30:57,083 Clear the area! 667 00:30:57,117 --> 00:30:58,447 You saved us. 668 00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:00,910 No. You're the man! 669 00:31:00,944 --> 00:31:02,243 I didn't save anybody. 670 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:03,907 Yeah. 671 00:31:03,941 --> 00:31:06,904 We still got act two and act three to go. 672 00:31:06,938 --> 00:31:08,734 Movie talk. 673 00:31:08,769 --> 00:31:09,733 Yeah. 674 00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:10,831 Yeah. 675 00:31:10,866 --> 00:31:13,229 Movie talk. 676 00:31:14,694 --> 00:31:16,592 But now for many Angelenos 677 00:31:16,626 --> 00:31:19,222 who are used to the shaking and the fires, 678 00:31:19,256 --> 00:31:20,985 it's as if nothing is happening, 679 00:31:21,019 --> 00:31:22,351 and for that story, 680 00:31:22,385 --> 00:31:24,148 we have Ed Mendez on Hollywood Boulevard. 681 00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:25,747 Ed, what can you tell us? 682 00:31:25,781 --> 00:31:27,511 Thanks, Dan. And it is true 683 00:31:27,545 --> 00:31:29,975 that business and leisure go on as usual, 684 00:31:30,008 --> 00:31:31,573 and most people either haven't heard 685 00:31:31,607 --> 00:31:33,336 about these disasters across town, 686 00:31:33,370 --> 00:31:35,135 or they simply don't believe it, 687 00:31:35,169 --> 00:31:36,965 but that is quickly changing. 688 00:31:36,999 --> 00:31:40,627 Now, we are just blocks away from where a tour bus exploded, 689 00:31:40,662 --> 00:31:42,625 rocking Hollywood Boulevard, 690 00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:45,656 shattering windows, and setting off car alarms. 691 00:31:45,690 --> 00:31:47,885 There is so much smoke in the area. 692 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,881 This is as close as we can possibly get to the scene, 693 00:31:50,916 --> 00:31:52,680 but I can tell you this much. 694 00:31:52,715 --> 00:31:54,445 Some of the passengers were terrified, 695 00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:56,674 and they're claiming that creatures 696 00:31:56,709 --> 00:32:00,137 they believe are spiders attacked their bus, 697 00:32:00,172 --> 00:32:03,633 a literal avalanche of lava-breathing spiders, 698 00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:05,298 lavalantulas. 699 00:32:05,332 --> 00:32:07,994 Were there any casualties in this explosion? 700 00:32:08,028 --> 00:32:10,924 No. Apparently Colton West, 701 00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:14,819 who we're hearing hijacked that very bus just moments earlier, 702 00:32:14,853 --> 00:32:18,481 was able to get everybody to safety before it blew. 703 00:32:18,516 --> 00:32:19,813 Thank you, Ed. 704 00:32:19,846 --> 00:32:21,178 Okay. We're gonna bring you more 705 00:32:21,212 --> 00:32:22,609 from the Santa Monica Mountains, 706 00:32:22,643 --> 00:32:23,841 where the fire crews 707 00:32:23,876 --> 00:32:25,506 are struggling to contain the chaos. 708 00:32:25,539 --> 00:32:27,770 Come on. Come on. 709 00:32:27,804 --> 00:32:29,800 Okay, okay. Okay, I need a break. 710 00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:31,897 I need a break. All right, all right. 711 00:32:31,931 --> 00:32:33,962 Grab that. Grab that. Come on. Sit down. 712 00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:35,992 Okay. 713 00:32:36,027 --> 00:32:39,488 Ah, jeez. Still no signal. 714 00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:41,320 Wonder if the cell towers are all out? 715 00:32:41,354 --> 00:32:42,751 The roof is gonna be our only chance to get out of here. 716 00:32:42,785 --> 00:32:44,249 But If all the cell towers are out, 717 00:32:44,283 --> 00:32:45,747 how are we gonna get in touch with anyone? 718 00:32:45,781 --> 00:32:47,213 I gotta flag down a helicopter or something. 719 00:32:47,246 --> 00:32:48,710 I don't even know. 720 00:32:48,744 --> 00:32:50,907 Hey, Wyatt, come here for a second. 721 00:32:50,942 --> 00:32:52,306 What? 722 00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:56,234 Dude, I think I should stay here with her 723 00:32:56,268 --> 00:32:58,565 while you go call for help. 724 00:32:58,598 --> 00:33:00,130 Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's good. 725 00:33:00,163 --> 00:33:01,227 Cool. All right. 726 00:33:01,261 --> 00:33:02,759 All right. Good luck, man. 727 00:33:02,793 --> 00:33:03,958 Come here. Come here. 728 00:33:03,993 --> 00:33:05,290 Easy. 729 00:33:05,323 --> 00:33:07,720 Travis, are you trying to hit on her? 730 00:33:07,754 --> 00:33:10,516 Dude, you did the whole bandage hero thing back there. 731 00:33:10,551 --> 00:33:11,781 Gotta get my game in sometime. 732 00:33:11,816 --> 00:33:13,846 Travis. Travis, she's injured. 733 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,709 There are fire-breathing spiders chasing us right now. 734 00:33:16,743 --> 00:33:18,872 What is wrong with you? Come on, man. 735 00:33:18,907 --> 00:33:20,537 It's my only angle, okay? 736 00:33:20,571 --> 00:33:21,868 It's your only angle? 737 00:33:21,903 --> 00:33:24,099 You gotta be kidding me. 738 00:33:27,430 --> 00:33:29,327 Mm-hmm. Yep. Okay, we gotta go. 739 00:33:29,362 --> 00:33:30,625 Come on. Come on. Let's get out of here. 740 00:33:37,386 --> 00:33:39,381 This is a mandatory evac, boys. 741 00:33:39,415 --> 00:33:41,311 No one is to be left behind. you understand? 742 00:33:41,345 --> 00:33:43,775 If you see any of those spiders, you don't even hesitate. 743 00:33:43,809 --> 00:33:45,638 You shoot to kill. Got it. 744 00:33:45,673 --> 00:33:47,601 Rico, Lance, I want you to take the north side of the street. 745 00:33:47,635 --> 00:33:48,867 Hernandez, I want you to come with me. 746 00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:50,298 All right, let's go. 747 00:33:50,332 --> 00:33:52,562 All right, let's go. Move it. Move it. 748 00:34:06,541 --> 00:34:08,503 What took you so long? 749 00:34:08,538 --> 00:34:09,799 We gotta get you out of here. 750 00:34:09,834 --> 00:34:11,298 We're evacuating the whole neighborhood. 751 00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:13,628 Lead the way. 752 00:34:25,478 --> 00:34:26,197 Any luck? 753 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:27,412 No. You got a phone? 754 00:34:27,706 --> 00:34:28,670 No. 755 00:34:28,886 --> 00:34:29,915 What's his name? 756 00:34:29,949 --> 00:34:31,282 Wyatt. 757 00:34:31,316 --> 00:34:33,045 Like Wyatt Earp? 758 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,510 Yeah, like Wyatt Earp. 759 00:34:34,544 --> 00:34:36,009 So what's next? 760 00:34:36,042 --> 00:34:37,373 Next? 761 00:34:37,407 --> 00:34:39,770 Next is you go home. No. 762 00:34:39,804 --> 00:34:41,768 You go to Kansas or Louisiana 763 00:34:41,802 --> 00:34:43,664 or Wyoming, and you get safe. 764 00:34:43,699 --> 00:34:44,764 That's what next. 765 00:34:44,798 --> 00:34:46,561 Des Moines. Yeah. Des Moines. 766 00:34:46,596 --> 00:34:47,925 Argh, maties. 767 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,256 Who wants their photo with Pirate Jack? 768 00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:51,489 Argh! 769 00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:53,085 Colton West? 770 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,517 Yeah. 771 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:55,848 It's me, Dave Alexander. 772 00:34:55,882 --> 00:34:57,513 I did stunts on "Swamp Justice"... 773 00:34:57,547 --> 00:34:58,745 Dave! like, 20 years ago. 774 00:34:58,778 --> 00:34:59,909 Dave Alexander, yeah. 775 00:34:59,944 --> 00:35:01,074 Yeah. Yeah. You look great. 776 00:35:01,109 --> 00:35:02,240 Thanks. I... I lost an arm 777 00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:03,839 on the set a couple years ago. 778 00:35:03,873 --> 00:35:05,469 Stunt went bad. 779 00:35:05,502 --> 00:35:07,034 Sorry to hear about it. You got pigeonholed, huh? 780 00:35:07,068 --> 00:35:09,064 Yeah. Not a lot of work for a one-armed stunt guy. 781 00:35:09,099 --> 00:35:12,059 Look, Dave, we got a problem here! 782 00:35:12,094 --> 00:35:13,325 I know. I saw your bus. 783 00:35:13,359 --> 00:35:15,023 Phew! No, we... 784 00:35:15,057 --> 00:35:16,554 Look, I got this. Pirate Jack. 785 00:35:16,588 --> 00:35:18,851 Dave. Dave, sorry. 786 00:35:18,885 --> 00:35:20,317 This city is in great danger, okay? 787 00:35:20,351 --> 00:35:22,179 The earthquakes are unleashing giant spiders 788 00:35:22,213 --> 00:35:23,978 that are attacking the city. 789 00:35:25,342 --> 00:35:26,707 You don't know about this? 790 00:35:26,741 --> 00:35:28,271 Oh, the helicopters and the smoke and all? 791 00:35:28,305 --> 00:35:30,136 I just figured it was another fire in the hills. 792 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,632 No. There's a volcano in the hills the size of Vesuvius. 793 00:35:32,666 --> 00:35:34,097 So this spider thing's for real? 794 00:35:34,131 --> 00:35:35,861 Yes. Look, Pirate Jack, 795 00:35:35,896 --> 00:35:37,958 we just need to get downtown to his son. 796 00:35:37,993 --> 00:35:39,756 You got a car, a truck, anything? 797 00:35:39,791 --> 00:35:41,287 Yeah, I can give you a lift. Great. 798 00:35:41,322 --> 00:35:42,785 Let's go get a beer. It's been too long. 799 00:35:42,819 --> 00:35:43,984 We don't have time. 800 00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:46,081 Dave, please, take me downtown. 801 00:35:46,115 --> 00:35:47,646 All right, Colt. Jeez. 802 00:35:49,345 --> 00:35:51,107 It's happening again. 803 00:35:51,142 --> 00:35:53,105 These earthquakes are getting on my nerves. 804 00:35:53,140 --> 00:35:54,636 You find somewhere safe. 805 00:35:54,671 --> 00:35:56,101 We gotta warn people. 806 00:35:56,135 --> 00:35:57,832 What about the ride? 807 00:35:57,867 --> 00:35:59,329 Get off the street! Go! 808 00:35:59,363 --> 00:36:01,161 Everybody, get off the street! Take cover! 809 00:36:01,195 --> 00:36:02,259 Everybody, get off the street! 810 00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:03,624 Get off the street! 811 00:36:03,659 --> 00:36:05,655 Look, make sure everybody finds cover 812 00:36:05,689 --> 00:36:07,319 and everybody gets safe. You got me? 813 00:36:07,353 --> 00:36:08,785 Yeah. Okay. 814 00:36:08,819 --> 00:36:09,981 So, I'm... I'm, like, your costar. 815 00:36:10,016 --> 00:36:11,247 Yeah, You're my costar. 816 00:36:11,281 --> 00:36:12,246 Yeah. Right, right. 817 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,378 Just meet me back here. 818 00:36:13,412 --> 00:36:14,377 Don't lose me! 819 00:36:14,411 --> 00:36:15,576 Okay. Okay. 820 00:36:15,610 --> 00:36:16,806 Get the hell out of here! 821 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,538 Dan, I have to tell you, 822 00:36:18,573 --> 00:36:20,234 there is a growing feeling... This is an emergency! 823 00:36:20,268 --> 00:36:21,934 that these reports of spiders 824 00:36:21,968 --> 00:36:24,031 are actually part of publicity stunt 825 00:36:24,064 --> 00:36:26,692 for an upcoming Hollywood blockbuster. 826 00:36:26,727 --> 00:36:28,725 Oh, God. 827 00:36:28,759 --> 00:36:30,122 Oh, my God. 828 00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:57,419 Run! 829 00:36:57,453 --> 00:36:59,482 Everybody get off the streets! 830 00:36:59,517 --> 00:37:01,181 Girls, get off the streets! There are giant spiders! 831 00:37:01,215 --> 00:37:03,179 Everybody, get off the street! Get off the street! 832 00:37:03,212 --> 00:37:04,809 Hey... Hey. Hey! 833 00:37:04,843 --> 00:37:06,174 Colton West! Nice shotgun. Yeah! 834 00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:08,305 I know you. I know you from... 835 00:37:08,339 --> 00:37:09,569 Look, you gotta get off the streets. 836 00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:11,367 There's giant spiders everywhere. 837 00:37:11,402 --> 00:37:14,063 I'd love to help you, but I got shark problems right now. 838 00:37:57,007 --> 00:37:58,736 Yeah! Yeah. 839 00:37:59,803 --> 00:38:01,168 You're welcome, kid. 840 00:38:01,202 --> 00:38:02,199 Yeah! 841 00:38:07,559 --> 00:38:10,054 Die! Die! Die! 842 00:38:14,383 --> 00:38:15,680 Gotta get outta here. 843 00:38:15,714 --> 00:38:17,112 Yeah. This way! 844 00:38:22,539 --> 00:38:23,536 Get in! 845 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,365 Jack. 846 00:38:28,832 --> 00:38:31,959 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 847 00:38:41,181 --> 00:38:42,245 Keep moving, people. 848 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,809 On the truck. On the truck. 849 00:38:44,843 --> 00:38:46,405 Go ahead, too. 850 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,070 All the way to the front. All the way to the front. 851 00:38:50,235 --> 00:38:52,697 Let's go. Come on. 852 00:38:57,586 --> 00:38:59,050 Where are we going? 853 00:38:59,084 --> 00:39:00,714 We're going out of the city. 854 00:39:00,749 --> 00:39:02,412 How bad is this? 855 00:39:02,447 --> 00:39:04,178 It's bad. The city's completely unstable. 856 00:39:04,212 --> 00:39:05,883 Los Angeles is under a military evac. 857 00:39:06,276 --> 00:39:09,462 No, no, no. Wait. Wait. I... I can't just leave. My family is still out there. 858 00:39:09,474 --> 00:39:10,782 All right. You don't have a choice, all right? 859 00:39:10,805 --> 00:39:13,369 This is martial law. Excuse me? 860 00:39:13,805 --> 00:39:14,801 Listen, I'm sorry, ma'am. 861 00:39:14,835 --> 00:39:16,168 This is completely unprecedented. 862 00:39:16,202 --> 00:39:17,294 We weren't prepared for this. 863 00:39:17,532 --> 00:39:18,649 I'm not leaving without my family. 864 00:39:18,733 --> 00:39:19,797 I need to find them. 865 00:39:19,831 --> 00:39:21,962 We'll find your family, I promise you, 866 00:39:21,996 --> 00:39:23,099 if they're still alive. 867 00:39:30,887 --> 00:39:33,051 Move it out! Let's go! 868 00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:42,910 Hey, what happened to your parrot? 869 00:39:42,944 --> 00:39:45,373 How could you possibly care about something like that now? 870 00:39:45,408 --> 00:39:47,171 Giant spiders are trying to kill us. 871 00:39:47,205 --> 00:39:49,070 I didn't think you guys were serious about these. 872 00:39:49,104 --> 00:39:50,334 Well, of course we're serious. 873 00:39:50,367 --> 00:39:52,733 Oh, they took out the Blue Oyster. 874 00:39:52,768 --> 00:39:53,998 I love that place. 875 00:39:54,032 --> 00:39:55,864 Jack, just get us downtown. 876 00:39:55,898 --> 00:39:57,761 How is this even possible? How is this happening? 877 00:39:57,795 --> 00:39:59,428 Well, you know, just last week, 878 00:39:59,462 --> 00:40:02,191 they found a new species of wasp in the Chinese jungle, 879 00:40:02,226 --> 00:40:04,256 eight-inch wingspan, four-inch stinger. 880 00:40:04,290 --> 00:40:05,886 Well, these things are a lot bigger than eight inches! 881 00:40:05,921 --> 00:40:08,251 I'm just saying. New species, my ass. 882 00:40:08,285 --> 00:40:11,415 This is that Japanese radiation leak making its way over. 883 00:40:11,449 --> 00:40:13,047 Guys, let's stop discussing biology! 884 00:40:13,081 --> 00:40:15,745 Get me downtown so I can get my son! 885 00:40:18,909 --> 00:40:20,308 Come on. 886 00:40:20,341 --> 00:40:23,504 We gotta go faster. Come on. 887 00:40:23,538 --> 00:40:25,836 I can't. I can't go any further. 888 00:40:25,870 --> 00:40:27,034 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to sit down. 889 00:40:27,067 --> 00:40:28,199 Okay. Whoa. Sit down. 890 00:40:28,233 --> 00:40:29,331 It hurts so bad. 891 00:40:29,366 --> 00:40:30,898 What, is it too tight? Uh-huh. 892 00:40:30,933 --> 00:40:32,628 Okay. Let me see. Let me see. 893 00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:34,427 Okay, come on. 894 00:40:36,426 --> 00:40:39,521 Oh, God. Ohh! Oh, my God. 895 00:40:39,556 --> 00:40:41,155 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Hey, shut up. 896 00:40:41,190 --> 00:40:42,219 Shut up. It's fine. It's not that bad. 897 00:40:42,253 --> 00:40:43,553 Are you freaking kidding me? 898 00:40:43,587 --> 00:40:44,851 She's too young to die, bro. 899 00:40:44,885 --> 00:40:46,616 Shut up. Calm down. Calm down. 900 00:40:46,651 --> 00:40:48,946 We can't panic right now, okay? Calm down. 901 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:51,479 You can't freak out on me right now, okay? 902 00:40:51,513 --> 00:40:52,476 Come on. 903 00:40:52,510 --> 00:40:53,675 I gotta get to the roof. 904 00:40:53,711 --> 00:40:55,161 Man, you can't leave us. 905 00:40:55,196 --> 00:40:55,940 Just stay with her, man. 906 00:40:55,974 --> 00:40:57,506 We gotta try. 907 00:40:59,038 --> 00:41:00,536 Whoa! Come on! We gotta go! 908 00:41:00,571 --> 00:41:01,935 Back! Back! Back! Come on. 909 00:41:01,969 --> 00:41:02,933 Come on! 910 00:41:02,967 --> 00:41:05,265 Go! 911 00:41:05,299 --> 00:41:07,496 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 912 00:41:11,993 --> 00:41:13,691 What the hell is that? 913 00:41:13,725 --> 00:41:16,287 What the hell?! Lava! Lava! 914 00:41:27,312 --> 00:41:28,444 Why are we stopping? 915 00:41:28,478 --> 00:41:30,108 Something's wrong. 916 00:41:35,538 --> 00:41:39,200 This is gonna get bad really, really fast. 917 00:41:40,266 --> 00:41:41,731 Let's get out of here. 918 00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:43,396 We're not going anywhere. 919 00:41:43,430 --> 00:41:45,328 Ah, man, these were brand-new. 920 00:41:45,362 --> 00:41:48,324 Uh, fellas, look! 921 00:41:48,358 --> 00:41:50,589 That's not good. 922 00:41:50,623 --> 00:41:51,921 Holy... Oh, that's bad. 923 00:41:51,956 --> 00:41:53,254 I had a feeling this was gonna happen. 924 00:41:53,289 --> 00:41:54,386 Oh, hey, Colton, any ideas? 925 00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:55,652 What do we do? What do we do? 926 00:41:55,686 --> 00:41:57,649 Man, I hate being right. 927 00:41:57,684 --> 00:41:59,980 Get in the museum! Why the museum? 928 00:42:00,015 --> 00:42:02,479 Because that's the only building without spiders on it! 929 00:42:02,513 --> 00:42:05,442 Not yet, but they look pretty determined. 930 00:42:07,474 --> 00:42:09,537 Barricade the doors! 931 00:42:09,572 --> 00:42:12,302 Close them up! Close them up! 932 00:42:12,336 --> 00:42:13,967 Come on! Throw everything you can! 933 00:42:18,431 --> 00:42:20,361 Come on! Hurry up! 934 00:42:20,395 --> 00:42:21,926 Anything! Just grab anything! 935 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:22,958 Jam it up. 936 00:42:24,059 --> 00:42:25,023 I got one more. 937 00:42:25,057 --> 00:42:26,989 I got one more. 938 00:42:29,121 --> 00:42:30,951 You feel safe? 939 00:42:30,986 --> 00:42:31,950 Not even a little bit. 940 00:42:31,985 --> 00:42:33,083 No. You got a plan? 941 00:42:33,117 --> 00:42:34,083 Uh, run. 942 00:42:34,117 --> 00:42:35,115 Run! Run! Run! 943 00:42:40,278 --> 00:42:42,173 Gotta get out of here. 944 00:42:42,207 --> 00:42:44,006 We're not getting out of here. There's spiders outside. 945 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,239 We gotta find somewhere to hide. 946 00:42:45,273 --> 00:42:46,768 There's nowhere to hide. 947 00:42:46,803 --> 00:42:49,701 When those things want to find you, they will. 948 00:42:49,735 --> 00:42:50,767 Who are you? 949 00:42:50,801 --> 00:42:53,064 I am Dr. Erik Von Struebel. 950 00:42:53,098 --> 00:42:54,396 I work here in the museum. 951 00:42:54,430 --> 00:42:55,695 What are you still doing here? 952 00:42:55,729 --> 00:42:58,327 I'm a scientist. For good or bad, 953 00:42:58,361 --> 00:43:01,157 these are the kind of moments that we live for. 954 00:43:01,191 --> 00:43:02,322 Well, you're not gonna live for much longer 955 00:43:02,356 --> 00:43:03,753 if you stick around here, Doc. 956 00:43:03,788 --> 00:43:07,184 Yes. I am acutely aware of that possibility, 957 00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:08,848 but I'm not done. 958 00:43:08,883 --> 00:43:10,048 Done? 959 00:43:10,082 --> 00:43:11,081 Done with what? 960 00:43:16,577 --> 00:43:20,405 The heat grid is like an interconnected network, 961 00:43:20,439 --> 00:43:22,070 lava tubes probably, 962 00:43:22,104 --> 00:43:25,134 with the temperature increasing exponentially. 963 00:43:25,168 --> 00:43:27,333 So why didn't anybody say anything about this before? 964 00:43:27,367 --> 00:43:29,629 We didn't see it coming. 965 00:43:29,664 --> 00:43:31,827 It happened too quickly. 966 00:43:31,862 --> 00:43:33,560 I mean, we're talking five days ago, 967 00:43:33,594 --> 00:43:36,056 and it's like, "Oh, that's odd." 968 00:43:36,090 --> 00:43:40,387 Then under a week later, the hills are active volcanoes. 969 00:43:40,421 --> 00:43:43,117 What should have taken over a million years 970 00:43:43,151 --> 00:43:45,714 almost happened overnight. 971 00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:47,180 So if this is correct, 972 00:43:47,213 --> 00:43:48,878 this explains why these things 973 00:43:48,913 --> 00:43:50,311 are exploding all over the city. 974 00:43:50,345 --> 00:43:53,308 This city is a ticking time bomb. 975 00:43:53,342 --> 00:43:56,007 Wait. What does this have to do with spiders attacking the city? 976 00:43:56,042 --> 00:43:58,871 Actually, everything. 977 00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:03,855 When I compared the pattern of the lava tube network, 978 00:44:03,890 --> 00:44:08,288 it had a very close structure to that of an insect colony. 979 00:44:08,323 --> 00:44:09,958 So wait. They had something in common? 980 00:44:09,993 --> 00:44:11,983 They're exactly the same. 981 00:44:12,125 --> 00:44:15,874 The volcanoes and the spiders are one. 982 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:19,174 The Mayans had a term for it, 983 00:44:19,352 --> 00:44:21,473 lavalantula. 984 00:44:22,682 --> 00:44:24,144 And right here... 985 00:44:25,512 --> 00:44:27,909 this would be the queen's chamber. 986 00:44:27,943 --> 00:44:33,138 If you kill the Mamalantula, you kill them all. 987 00:44:35,835 --> 00:44:36,933 Whoa. 988 00:44:39,032 --> 00:44:40,730 We better go check on that front door. 989 00:44:40,764 --> 00:44:41,796 What are you doing? 990 00:44:41,830 --> 00:44:43,727 Science class is over, Doc. 991 00:44:43,761 --> 00:44:47,390 I'm gonna go get my kid, and when we're done, 992 00:44:47,425 --> 00:44:50,121 you and I, Jack, we're gonna have that beer. 993 00:44:50,155 --> 00:44:51,154 You're buying. 994 00:44:53,018 --> 00:44:55,581 Oh, that is so badass. 995 00:44:55,615 --> 00:44:58,446 Wait. No, no, no. 996 00:44:58,481 --> 00:45:00,743 I... I meant you're badass, not I'm badass. 997 00:45:00,778 --> 00:45:02,309 Guys? 998 00:45:02,343 --> 00:45:03,341 Colt? 999 00:45:10,570 --> 00:45:12,866 Come in, Evac 670. What's your 20? 1000 00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:14,132 This is Evac 670. 1001 00:45:14,166 --> 00:45:16,129 We are westbound on Forest Lawn. 1002 00:45:16,163 --> 00:45:18,129 670, turn around immediately. 1003 00:45:18,162 --> 00:45:20,593 The Forest Lawn area is highly unstable right now. 1004 00:45:20,627 --> 00:45:22,091 Do you have an alternate route? 1005 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:23,789 Negative, just get off that road. 1006 00:45:24,823 --> 00:45:26,420 What's happening? 1007 00:45:26,455 --> 00:45:28,584 Want you to stay here. 1008 00:45:28,618 --> 00:45:30,616 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't just leave us here. 1009 00:45:30,651 --> 00:45:32,049 All right. I want you to get down, 1010 00:45:32,084 --> 00:45:34,579 and I want you to stay down. 1011 00:45:34,613 --> 00:45:36,511 This should keep you safe. - On your six! 1012 00:45:36,546 --> 00:45:38,408 I'm not good at staying down. 1013 00:45:38,443 --> 00:45:41,340 If you want to live, you get that ass under that fire blanket. 1014 00:45:42,374 --> 00:45:44,336 Really need to curse. 1015 00:45:44,371 --> 00:45:46,436 Get down! 1016 00:45:49,698 --> 00:45:51,164 This place is like a freaking maze. 1017 00:45:51,198 --> 00:45:52,563 I think there's a stairwell right there. 1018 00:45:52,597 --> 00:45:55,360 Oh, you think? 1019 00:46:07,716 --> 00:46:09,248 These things don't give up. 1020 00:46:09,282 --> 00:46:11,744 Shh, shh, shh, shh. Keep your voice down. 1021 00:46:11,779 --> 00:46:13,010 Come on. Come on. 1022 00:46:24,767 --> 00:46:26,399 Okay, come on. Come on. 1023 00:46:26,433 --> 00:46:28,061 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 1024 00:46:28,095 --> 00:46:29,496 God. 1025 00:46:29,529 --> 00:46:31,293 I think it's gone. 1026 00:46:32,593 --> 00:46:34,989 Run! Go! Go! 1027 00:46:35,024 --> 00:46:36,655 You got her? 1028 00:46:36,690 --> 00:46:38,085 You got her? Come on! Here it comes! 1029 00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:41,484 What the hell are you doing? 1030 00:46:41,518 --> 00:46:42,483 I got this! 1031 00:46:49,011 --> 00:46:50,009 I got it! 1032 00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:54,470 How'd you know that was gonna work? 1033 00:46:54,504 --> 00:46:55,503 I didn't! 1034 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,365 Go! 1035 00:47:04,961 --> 00:47:06,792 There's too many of them, man! 1036 00:47:06,827 --> 00:47:09,323 We gotta get these civilians out of here. 1037 00:47:09,358 --> 00:47:10,857 They breathe fire, man. 1038 00:47:10,890 --> 00:47:11,888 Yeah, I can see that. 1039 00:47:14,321 --> 00:47:16,984 Now they're closing in. 1040 00:47:17,018 --> 00:47:19,115 We are not going down like this. 1041 00:47:19,148 --> 00:47:20,413 Do you have a shot? Yeah. 1042 00:47:21,979 --> 00:47:22,977 Run! 1043 00:47:26,442 --> 00:47:27,973 We gotta move now, man. 1044 00:47:28,007 --> 00:47:29,138 Yeah, and do what? 1045 00:47:29,173 --> 00:47:30,771 We gonna head back to the city? 1046 00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:32,168 Well, we can't go this way, man. 1047 00:47:32,202 --> 00:47:33,335 Yeah, but we need reinforcements. 1048 00:47:33,369 --> 00:47:35,666 Man, we are the reinforcements! 1049 00:47:42,993 --> 00:47:44,325 Clever girl. 1050 00:48:24,921 --> 00:48:27,449 Oh, no. 1051 00:48:45,769 --> 00:48:48,131 Oh! Eww, eww, eww. 1052 00:48:50,197 --> 00:48:51,428 Oh, my God. 1053 00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:57,421 Key. 1054 00:48:57,457 --> 00:48:59,188 Oh. 1055 00:49:01,154 --> 00:49:04,015 Evac 670, can you read me? 1056 00:49:04,050 --> 00:49:05,447 Hello? 1057 00:49:05,482 --> 00:49:06,946 Did you copy the last transmission? 1058 00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:08,842 Get off Forest Lawn. 1059 00:49:08,876 --> 00:49:10,141 All your men are gone. 1060 00:49:10,175 --> 00:49:12,239 Everyone is dead. Do you hear me? 1061 00:49:12,273 --> 00:49:13,838 Who is this? 1062 00:49:13,872 --> 00:49:15,901 My name is Olivia West. 1063 00:49:15,936 --> 00:49:18,332 I'm the sole survivor. Well, please be advised 1064 00:49:18,366 --> 00:49:20,396 to get out of Los Angeles immediately. 1065 00:49:20,430 --> 00:49:21,727 Yeah. Well, thanks for the great advice, 1066 00:49:21,761 --> 00:49:22,892 but I can't really do that. 1067 00:49:22,927 --> 00:49:24,490 My family is still here in L.A. 1068 00:49:24,524 --> 00:49:27,152 Repeat. Los Angeles is highly unstable right now. 1069 00:49:27,187 --> 00:49:29,384 Why don't you give me some good information, 1070 00:49:29,418 --> 00:49:30,982 like where's the fricking key? 1071 00:49:31,017 --> 00:49:32,446 There is no key, ma'am. 1072 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,977 Flip two switches marked "battery" and "run." 1073 00:49:35,012 --> 00:49:38,607 You're advised to get out as soon as possible. 1074 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:40,170 Not without my family. 1075 00:49:49,925 --> 00:49:51,190 Come on. 1076 00:49:51,223 --> 00:49:52,188 You still with us? 1077 00:49:52,222 --> 00:49:53,286 How you doing? 1078 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:54,452 How you doing, Jordan? Jordan! 1079 00:49:54,486 --> 00:49:55,584 Jordan! 1080 00:49:56,717 --> 00:49:57,681 Jordan! 1081 00:49:57,716 --> 00:49:58,846 Jordan. Whoa, whoa. 1082 00:49:58,881 --> 00:49:59,879 She's freaking out, man. 1083 00:49:59,913 --> 00:50:01,776 Jordan, come on. Come on. 1084 00:50:01,810 --> 00:50:03,240 Jordan, look at me. Look at me. 1085 00:50:03,274 --> 00:50:04,506 Water, water. Get some water. 1086 00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:05,938 From where? I don't know, man. 1087 00:50:05,973 --> 00:50:07,935 Jordan, look at me. No, come on. 1088 00:50:07,970 --> 00:50:09,532 Jordan! Jordan! 1089 00:50:09,566 --> 00:50:11,730 Jordan! Jordan! Come on. 1090 00:50:11,765 --> 00:50:13,361 Stay with us. Come on. 1091 00:50:13,826 --> 00:50:14,792 Jordan. 1092 00:50:14,826 --> 00:50:15,792 What the... 1093 00:50:15,826 --> 00:50:17,490 Is she dead? 1094 00:50:18,625 --> 00:50:20,223 I don't know. 1095 00:50:27,890 --> 00:50:31,122 Jordan! Jordan! 1096 00:50:32,387 --> 00:50:33,954 Ho. Dude. 1097 00:50:35,588 --> 00:50:38,320 Jordan. 1098 00:50:42,653 --> 00:50:44,051 What's happening?! No! No! 1099 00:50:44,085 --> 00:50:45,219 What's happening?! Oh, my God! 1100 00:50:45,254 --> 00:50:47,284 Make it stop! 1101 00:50:47,319 --> 00:50:48,452 Oh, my God! 1102 00:50:48,486 --> 00:50:50,416 What the... 1103 00:50:50,450 --> 00:50:52,216 No! No! 1104 00:50:53,985 --> 00:50:54,950 Get 'em off me, man! 1105 00:50:54,984 --> 00:50:56,015 No! Ahh! 1106 00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:00,748 No! No! Ahh! 1107 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,047 Come on. Come on. 1108 00:51:14,911 --> 00:51:15,910 Right. 1109 00:51:23,443 --> 00:51:24,943 Where are you? 1110 00:51:29,474 --> 00:51:31,041 My phone. 1111 00:51:31,075 --> 00:51:32,874 My phone's working. 1112 00:51:32,908 --> 00:51:34,506 It's from Wyatt. 1113 00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:36,040 Heh. 1114 00:51:36,074 --> 00:51:37,172 He's trapped. 1115 00:51:37,206 --> 00:51:39,339 He's at Hanson Studios. 1116 00:51:39,373 --> 00:51:41,238 It's at Seventh and Olympic. We gotta get there. 1117 00:51:41,272 --> 00:51:42,804 Hey, guys. 1118 00:51:45,405 --> 00:51:48,202 That is a very large arachnid. 1119 00:51:57,535 --> 00:51:58,801 The freaking kraken. 1120 00:52:00,467 --> 00:52:01,533 And it's coming this way. 1121 00:52:01,568 --> 00:52:02,533 Get back! 1122 00:52:02,568 --> 00:52:03,733 Lavalantula! 1123 00:52:11,598 --> 00:52:12,898 Ah, no! 1124 00:52:12,933 --> 00:52:14,530 Ah! Ah, look! Oh! 1125 00:52:14,565 --> 00:52:15,597 They're in here! 1126 00:52:15,631 --> 00:52:17,096 They're all in here! 1127 00:52:17,131 --> 00:52:20,064 Ah! Oh, no! 1128 00:52:20,098 --> 00:52:21,727 Let's go this way. 1129 00:52:25,262 --> 00:52:27,127 Oh, no! 1130 00:52:28,962 --> 00:52:30,561 C-Come on. 1131 00:52:30,595 --> 00:52:32,426 Yes. 1132 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:34,859 Too many of 'em! 1133 00:52:34,893 --> 00:52:35,991 We gotta get out of here! 1134 00:52:41,521 --> 00:52:42,818 Jack, watch it! 1135 00:52:42,853 --> 00:52:43,849 Watch out! 1136 00:52:43,883 --> 00:52:45,682 Watch out! No! 1137 00:52:46,215 --> 00:52:47,354 Jack! 1138 00:52:54,507 --> 00:52:57,185 You got this. Come on! 1139 00:53:14,757 --> 00:53:15,954 Let's get out of here. 1140 00:53:15,989 --> 00:53:17,885 Get out of here! 1141 00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:20,037 Though that door. 1142 00:53:35,572 --> 00:53:38,567 Could there be a prehistoric link to these spiders? 1143 00:53:38,602 --> 00:53:40,365 That's what's trending on social media 1144 00:53:40,399 --> 00:53:41,830 after scientific reports 1145 00:53:41,864 --> 00:53:44,328 date these arachnids back to the Jurassic era. 1146 00:53:44,362 --> 00:53:46,559 Meanwhile, mid-Wilshire is the latest hot spot, 1147 00:53:46,594 --> 00:53:48,225 where the famed La Brea Tar Pits 1148 00:53:48,260 --> 00:53:51,057 have been decimated by dozens of lavalantulas. 1149 00:53:51,091 --> 00:53:53,720 And at the center of it all, action hero Colton West. 1150 00:53:53,754 --> 00:53:55,551 Colton? Eyewitnesses say he saved 1151 00:53:55,586 --> 00:53:57,849 dozens of people on Hollywood Boulevard. 1152 00:53:59,914 --> 00:54:01,646 Doc, you okay? 1153 00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,844 You okay? You hurt? 1154 00:54:02,879 --> 00:54:04,009 What? Are you hurt? 1155 00:54:04,044 --> 00:54:05,242 Are you bleeding anywhere? 1156 00:54:05,276 --> 00:54:06,474 I can't hear you! 1157 00:54:06,509 --> 00:54:07,673 I think I lost my hearing. 1158 00:54:07,707 --> 00:54:08,673 No, you didn't. Huh? 1159 00:54:08,707 --> 00:54:10,703 It's a helicopter! 1160 00:54:13,769 --> 00:54:15,999 Looks like you're wrapped, kid. 1161 00:54:16,032 --> 00:54:17,997 You're going back to Des Moines. 1162 00:54:18,032 --> 00:54:19,361 You're not coming with us? 1163 00:54:19,396 --> 00:54:20,828 No. I gotta find my kid. 1164 00:54:20,863 --> 00:54:22,359 I hope you find him. Yeah. 1165 00:54:22,394 --> 00:54:24,292 I better, or my wife will kill me. 1166 00:54:24,326 --> 00:54:25,658 You saved my life. 1167 00:54:25,691 --> 00:54:28,721 No. No, no. We saved each other. 1168 00:54:33,319 --> 00:54:34,348 Kid. Huh? 1169 00:54:34,383 --> 00:54:35,348 You can let go. No, no, no. 1170 00:54:35,383 --> 00:54:36,346 Let go of me. 1171 00:54:36,381 --> 00:54:37,844 No. No, no, no. 1172 00:54:37,878 --> 00:54:39,046 Okay. Okay. 1173 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,144 Go. Sorry. 1174 00:54:40,176 --> 00:54:41,276 Movie talk. Movie talk. 1175 00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:43,108 Movie talk. 1176 00:54:43,142 --> 00:54:45,006 You're crazy for staying. 1177 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,671 Yeah, of course I'm crazy. I'm an actor. 1178 00:54:46,705 --> 00:54:48,102 Good point. 1179 00:54:48,136 --> 00:54:50,534 I printed out a thermal map of Los Angeles. 1180 00:54:50,568 --> 00:54:52,798 The orange bits are the lava tubes. 1181 00:54:52,833 --> 00:54:54,763 Stay away from them if you can. 1182 00:54:54,797 --> 00:54:55,762 Thanks, Doc. 1183 00:54:55,796 --> 00:54:56,828 Be safe. 1184 00:54:56,862 --> 00:54:58,292 Be safe. 1185 00:55:12,782 --> 00:55:14,476 Okay. Okay. 1186 00:55:16,844 --> 00:55:19,307 Come on. Come on. Okay. 1187 00:55:27,034 --> 00:55:27,999 Okay. Okay. 1188 00:55:29,599 --> 00:55:31,331 You want some of this? 1189 00:55:31,364 --> 00:55:33,927 Yeah, come on! Come on! 1190 00:55:33,963 --> 00:55:35,893 It's Christmas. I got something for you, 1191 00:55:35,926 --> 00:55:38,389 a little present for you. Come on, guys. 1192 00:55:38,424 --> 00:55:39,755 Come on. 1193 00:55:39,790 --> 00:55:41,285 Colton! 1194 00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:42,320 Get in! 1195 00:55:42,354 --> 00:55:43,485 Ah, honey. 1196 00:55:46,615 --> 00:55:48,080 Come on. Drive straight. 1197 00:55:48,114 --> 00:55:49,279 Drive straight. 1198 00:55:52,445 --> 00:55:53,741 Okay. 1199 00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,769 Ahh! 1200 00:56:03,468 --> 00:56:05,597 What were you doing at the Tar Pits? 1201 00:56:05,631 --> 00:56:07,298 Trying to find our son. 1202 00:56:07,332 --> 00:56:08,794 I got stuck. 1203 00:56:08,829 --> 00:56:10,294 Stuck? 1204 00:56:10,328 --> 00:56:12,058 Who gets stuck at the Tar Pits? 1205 00:56:12,092 --> 00:56:13,559 I mean, Wilshire Boulevard, really? 1206 00:56:13,593 --> 00:56:15,023 Everyone knows you take Olympic downtown. 1207 00:56:15,057 --> 00:56:16,787 Thanks, honey. 1208 00:56:16,822 --> 00:56:18,386 You okay? 1209 00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:20,117 Yeah. I'm okay, 1210 00:56:20,151 --> 00:56:22,582 'cause I'm seeing you. 1211 00:56:22,616 --> 00:56:24,247 How'd you find me? 1212 00:56:24,282 --> 00:56:26,844 After 15 years of putting out your fires, 1213 00:56:26,878 --> 00:56:28,444 I'm gonna just follow the smoke. 1214 00:56:28,478 --> 00:56:30,608 Really? No. 1215 00:56:30,643 --> 00:56:32,175 You're all over the news. 1216 00:56:32,209 --> 00:56:35,070 Ah. So I got a text from Wyatt. 1217 00:56:35,105 --> 00:56:36,269 He's okay. You did? 1218 00:56:36,303 --> 00:56:37,536 Yeah. 1219 00:56:37,570 --> 00:56:39,535 He's at Hanson Street Studios. 1220 00:56:39,570 --> 00:56:41,597 Hanson Street. Yeah. 1221 00:56:41,632 --> 00:56:43,097 Pretty ironic, huh? Yeah. 1222 00:56:43,131 --> 00:56:44,395 That's where we first met. 1223 00:56:44,430 --> 00:56:46,493 Heh. 1224 00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:47,925 You remember? 1225 00:56:47,959 --> 00:56:50,988 Oh, honey, yeah, of course I remember. 1226 00:56:51,022 --> 00:56:52,222 Really? Yes. 1227 00:56:52,257 --> 00:56:55,320 That's so romantic. 1228 00:56:55,355 --> 00:56:57,152 I love you, honey. 1229 00:56:57,185 --> 00:56:59,082 I love you, too. 1230 00:56:59,116 --> 00:57:01,213 Let's get downtown. We'll get Wyatt, 1231 00:57:01,248 --> 00:57:03,577 get the hell out of this city before it goes. 1232 00:57:05,678 --> 00:57:06,809 Mayday! Mayday! 1233 00:57:06,843 --> 00:57:09,172 This is Evac 670, Colton West. 1234 00:57:09,206 --> 00:57:11,505 We need help. This is an emergency. 1235 00:57:11,539 --> 00:57:13,202 Mayday! Mayday! Please come in. 1236 00:57:14,768 --> 00:57:16,200 Listen. Listen. They're saying something. 1237 00:57:16,236 --> 00:57:18,029 The authorities are overwhelmed 1238 00:57:18,064 --> 00:57:20,029 trying to battle these spiders and evacuate citizens. 1239 00:57:20,064 --> 00:57:22,462 We keep getting new reports of lavalantulas 1240 00:57:22,497 --> 00:57:24,859 erupting from beneath the ground, spewing fire, 1241 00:57:24,893 --> 00:57:27,689 and wreaking havoc all over the Los Angeles basin. 1242 00:57:27,723 --> 00:57:29,721 Nowhere seems to be safe. 1243 00:57:29,755 --> 00:57:31,318 Evacuation efforts have been halted, 1244 00:57:31,352 --> 00:57:33,783 and everyone is advised to stay in place... 1245 00:57:33,817 --> 00:57:34,851 I've heard enough. 1246 00:57:53,799 --> 00:57:54,964 Come on. 1247 00:57:58,327 --> 00:58:00,193 Here... Here I come, son! 1248 00:58:02,026 --> 00:58:04,323 Stay away from my kid! 1249 00:58:04,358 --> 00:58:07,686 Olivia! Get down, honey! 1250 00:58:07,721 --> 00:58:09,150 Mom! Dad! 1251 00:58:09,185 --> 00:58:10,417 Wyatt, get down! 1252 00:58:10,452 --> 00:58:12,281 Get down! Wyatt! Get down! 1253 00:58:12,315 --> 00:58:14,047 Get down! 1254 00:58:16,847 --> 00:58:17,665 Oh, my God. 1255 00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:19,432 Are you okay? Are you okay? 1256 00:58:20,776 --> 00:58:21,739 Honey. Honey. 1257 00:58:21,774 --> 00:58:23,070 Dad! Ho ho. My boy. 1258 00:58:23,104 --> 00:58:24,202 Mom! 1259 00:58:24,237 --> 00:58:26,365 Oh, thank God. 1260 00:58:30,226 --> 00:58:31,624 Why do you have a military truck? 1261 00:58:31,657 --> 00:58:33,187 You know your mom. 1262 00:58:33,221 --> 00:58:34,518 She likes everything big. 1263 00:58:34,552 --> 00:58:35,650 Yes, I do. 1264 00:58:35,684 --> 00:58:37,547 You okay? Are you all right? 1265 00:58:37,582 --> 00:58:39,178 Did you check yourself? Are you bleeding anywhere? 1266 00:58:39,213 --> 00:58:40,175 No, I'm good. I'm good. 1267 00:58:40,210 --> 00:58:41,473 What about the others? 1268 00:58:41,508 --> 00:58:42,473 Are they okay? 1269 00:58:42,507 --> 00:58:43,970 They didn't make it. 1270 00:58:44,005 --> 00:58:45,037 What? 1271 00:58:45,071 --> 00:58:48,164 I know. I know. 1272 00:58:48,198 --> 00:58:50,525 How on Earth did you stay alive? 1273 00:58:51,958 --> 00:58:54,418 This. 1274 00:58:54,453 --> 00:58:56,183 It's 'cause I sprayed them with this, and they hate it. 1275 00:58:56,217 --> 00:58:57,183 Just a fire extinguisher? 1276 00:58:57,217 --> 00:58:58,912 No, honey. This is... 1277 00:58:58,946 --> 00:59:00,442 compressed nitrogen. 1278 00:59:00,477 --> 00:59:02,072 Y-You have more of these? 1279 00:59:02,107 --> 00:59:03,305 That's the last one. 1280 00:59:04,869 --> 00:59:06,099 Nitrogen. 1281 00:59:06,134 --> 00:59:07,166 What? 1282 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,164 There's shops around here. 1283 00:59:08,198 --> 00:59:09,927 Shop? You want to shop? 1284 00:59:09,961 --> 00:59:12,090 No, honey, this nitrogen, 1285 00:59:12,124 --> 00:59:15,818 this is what almost killed me this morning on the set. 1286 00:59:15,852 --> 00:59:17,414 This is gonna keep us alive. 1287 00:59:17,449 --> 00:59:19,578 We gotta get out of here. We really gotta go. 1288 00:59:19,613 --> 00:59:22,106 Yeah, and even if we do, these spiders aren't just gonna let us leave. 1289 00:59:22,141 --> 00:59:25,467 Dad, we're gonna have to fight. 1290 00:59:26,934 --> 00:59:29,430 And that's what we're gonna do, son. 1291 00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:34,332 Come on! 1292 00:59:41,289 --> 00:59:42,923 Ladies and Gentlemen, 1293 00:59:42,956 --> 00:59:45,923 just moments ago, the President of the United States 1294 00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:49,024 declared the L.A. basin a disaster zone. 1295 00:59:49,058 --> 00:59:52,426 I can tell you the situation has gone from bad to worse. 1296 00:59:52,460 --> 00:59:56,029 The Santa Monica Mountains continue to destabilize. 1297 00:59:56,062 --> 00:59:58,128 We're showing you live footage from Malibu, 1298 00:59:58,162 --> 00:59:59,961 where the latest eruption has occurred. 1299 00:59:59,995 --> 01:00:03,129 Several freeways have been severely damaged, 1300 01:00:03,163 --> 01:00:06,798 leading authorities to advise everyone to stay in place. 1301 01:00:06,833 --> 01:00:10,764 This map shows the damage spread across the L.A. basin, 1302 01:00:10,799 --> 01:00:13,000 but in the midst of all this chaos, 1303 01:00:13,035 --> 01:00:14,799 there are selfless acts of heroism 1304 01:00:14,833 --> 01:00:16,801 as reported by our own Lisa Miller. 1305 01:00:16,836 --> 01:00:18,866 Uh, yeah. I just wanna say 1306 01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:21,334 that I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for Colton West. 1307 01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:23,036 He's a real-life action hero. 1308 01:00:23,070 --> 01:00:24,802 Well, I'm sure he had some help. 1309 01:00:24,837 --> 01:00:26,603 Did you know he used to be an actor? 1310 01:00:26,637 --> 01:00:28,271 Colton West, he save my life. 1311 01:00:28,305 --> 01:00:29,971 You super action. 1312 01:00:30,005 --> 01:00:31,469 Well, there you have it. 1313 01:00:31,504 --> 01:00:33,373 In the stranger than fiction category, 1314 01:00:33,408 --> 01:00:35,371 and in the midst of the biggest catastrophe 1315 01:00:35,407 --> 01:00:37,040 this city has ever seen, 1316 01:00:37,074 --> 01:00:39,341 a motion-picture action hero 1317 01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:42,807 might very well be a real, live action hero. 1318 01:00:42,842 --> 01:00:43,810 Back to you. 1319 01:00:43,844 --> 01:00:44,809 Thank you, Lisa. 1320 01:00:44,844 --> 01:00:45,876 Has he lost his mind? 1321 01:00:47,142 --> 01:00:48,810 Who the hell's calling here? 1322 01:00:48,845 --> 01:00:51,477 If it's a spider, don't answer it. 1323 01:00:51,512 --> 01:00:53,644 Who is it? 1324 01:00:53,678 --> 01:00:55,811 It's Colton West. 1325 01:00:55,847 --> 01:00:57,013 What? What?! 1326 01:00:58,547 --> 01:01:01,181 Wyatt, Olivia, get in here. Come in here. 1327 01:01:01,216 --> 01:01:04,116 Oh, Colton. Colton West, man, 1328 01:01:04,151 --> 01:01:06,280 you are all over the news. 1329 01:01:06,315 --> 01:01:08,348 Teddy, what are you still doing here? 1330 01:01:08,382 --> 01:01:10,717 We left the set same time you did. 1331 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:12,151 Then all hell broke loose. 1332 01:01:12,185 --> 01:01:13,784 Freeways are shut down, 1333 01:01:13,819 --> 01:01:15,652 and those spiders are killing anything that moves. 1334 01:01:15,687 --> 01:01:18,153 I know. There's no getting in and out of L.A. now. 1335 01:01:18,187 --> 01:01:20,055 Well, our boys over at the studio wings 1336 01:01:20,089 --> 01:01:22,221 said that they have some helicopters. 1337 01:01:22,255 --> 01:01:23,820 They were supposed to be on their way, 1338 01:01:23,855 --> 01:01:25,622 but they didn't show up, 1339 01:01:25,657 --> 01:01:27,890 and we haven't been able to get ahold of them since. 1340 01:01:27,924 --> 01:01:29,790 Bigger question is, what are you doing here? 1341 01:01:29,824 --> 01:01:32,290 I got a plan. Heh heh. 1342 01:01:32,325 --> 01:01:34,792 You've always got a plan, Colton West. 1343 01:01:34,826 --> 01:01:36,725 Is this the original Red Rocket? 1344 01:01:36,759 --> 01:01:38,160 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1345 01:01:38,193 --> 01:01:40,560 NASA made that suit. 1346 01:01:40,595 --> 01:01:45,294 Ah, the days of the big budgets. Mm, mm, mm. 1347 01:01:45,328 --> 01:01:48,829 Son, this suit, this helmet, it paid for our house, 1348 01:01:48,865 --> 01:01:51,195 paid for the clothes you're wearing, your education. 1349 01:01:51,230 --> 01:01:55,297 Paid for everything. 1350 01:01:55,332 --> 01:01:57,131 So why do you still keep 'em? 1351 01:01:57,166 --> 01:02:00,299 Well... Because I'm a sucker for nostalgia. 1352 01:02:00,334 --> 01:02:01,333 Yeah. 1353 01:02:01,367 --> 01:02:03,533 How you doing, young man? 1354 01:02:03,567 --> 01:02:06,034 I always thought one day we'd make a sequel. 1355 01:02:06,069 --> 01:02:08,968 Well, if things ever get normal, maybe he'll fly again. 1356 01:02:09,002 --> 01:02:10,669 I wish we could all fly away from here. 1357 01:02:10,704 --> 01:02:13,872 We're gonna make a break for it, Colt. You with us? 1358 01:02:13,905 --> 01:02:15,238 No. You're not going out there. 1359 01:02:15,272 --> 01:02:16,838 I wouldn't count on the military. 1360 01:02:16,873 --> 01:02:18,572 They're sending in a ground evac, 1361 01:02:18,606 --> 01:02:20,471 but who knows when that's gonna happen? 1362 01:02:20,507 --> 01:02:22,074 So we're all just sitting ducks? 1363 01:02:22,108 --> 01:02:24,538 No, Ted, I'm not a sitting duck, 1364 01:02:24,572 --> 01:02:26,575 and neither are you. We're not giving up. 1365 01:02:26,610 --> 01:02:29,643 I love your attitude, baby, but the fact is... 1366 01:02:29,677 --> 01:02:31,376 Marty, I've been in this town for 30 years. 1367 01:02:31,410 --> 01:02:33,544 It has not killed me. It's not gonna kill me now. 1368 01:02:33,577 --> 01:02:36,711 Now, Wyatt said this kept him alive. 1369 01:02:36,745 --> 01:02:39,479 Nitrogen. You used it on the set today, weren't you? 1370 01:02:39,512 --> 01:02:42,146 You used this on them? 1371 01:02:42,181 --> 01:02:43,847 Yeah. It worked? 1372 01:02:43,882 --> 01:02:45,179 Son of a gun. 1373 01:02:45,213 --> 01:02:46,579 Do you have any more? 1374 01:02:46,614 --> 01:02:48,916 How much are we talking? 1375 01:02:48,950 --> 01:02:50,582 And what do you have in mind, Colt? 1376 01:02:50,617 --> 01:02:53,451 I need a map of downtown. 1377 01:02:56,186 --> 01:02:58,719 All right. This is their nest. 1378 01:02:58,753 --> 01:03:00,217 This is how they get around. 1379 01:03:00,252 --> 01:03:02,317 This is where they come out. 1380 01:03:02,352 --> 01:03:04,253 It's all over L.A. 1381 01:03:04,287 --> 01:03:07,219 Right here, this large chamber, 1382 01:03:07,255 --> 01:03:10,387 that's where the queen is. 1383 01:03:11,922 --> 01:03:13,689 Okay. 1384 01:03:13,724 --> 01:03:15,755 If this map is accurate... and it is... 1385 01:03:15,789 --> 01:03:17,322 that's no more than just a few blocks away. 1386 01:03:17,357 --> 01:03:18,557 That's right. 1387 01:03:18,591 --> 01:03:21,027 Those canisters of liquid nitrogen, 1388 01:03:21,061 --> 01:03:25,859 we need to wrap bombs around them. Can you do that? 1389 01:03:25,894 --> 01:03:28,559 I still have a few dozen sticks of C-4 around. 1390 01:03:28,593 --> 01:03:30,526 I don't see that as a problem. 1391 01:03:30,561 --> 01:03:34,061 And we could detonate them by remote. 1392 01:03:34,096 --> 01:03:35,664 Can you do that? 1393 01:03:35,697 --> 01:03:37,731 Not a problem. 1394 01:03:37,764 --> 01:03:39,663 If we make enough of these canisters 1395 01:03:39,697 --> 01:03:43,398 and drop them down in the open craters, 1396 01:03:43,432 --> 01:03:45,400 then we can detonate them, 1397 01:03:45,434 --> 01:03:49,565 and we can smoke this queen right out of the nest. 1398 01:03:49,599 --> 01:03:51,102 Can you do that? 1399 01:03:51,136 --> 01:03:53,434 Not a problem. Not a problem. 1400 01:03:53,469 --> 01:03:56,434 I... I don't know much about this sort of thing, 1401 01:03:56,469 --> 01:03:58,204 but this queen, 1402 01:03:58,238 --> 01:04:00,203 she's gonna be a lot bigger than the others, right? 1403 01:04:00,237 --> 01:04:01,871 Yeah, she's gonna be huge. 1404 01:04:01,906 --> 01:04:04,038 And really pissed. 1405 01:04:04,072 --> 01:04:06,273 So, what, we kill the queen? 1406 01:04:06,306 --> 01:04:08,241 Where does that even get us? 1407 01:04:08,276 --> 01:04:09,939 Oh, no, no. What... What he's saying, 1408 01:04:09,973 --> 01:04:11,607 it's... it's a hive mentality. 1409 01:04:11,642 --> 01:04:14,042 You see, um, if you kill the queen, 1410 01:04:14,076 --> 01:04:15,773 you kill them all. 1411 01:04:15,807 --> 01:04:17,944 It's... It's like on the Insect Channel. 1412 01:04:17,978 --> 01:04:19,376 That's right. 1413 01:04:19,410 --> 01:04:22,342 I hate bugs. 1414 01:04:22,377 --> 01:04:24,613 Let's kill the bitch. 1415 01:04:36,117 --> 01:04:37,849 Ladies and gentlemen, 1416 01:04:37,882 --> 01:04:40,449 tonight I call upon you, 1417 01:04:40,484 --> 01:04:43,218 the good people of the motion picture industry. 1418 01:04:43,252 --> 01:04:46,617 It is you who works tirelessly 1419 01:04:46,653 --> 01:04:51,020 12, 14, 16 hours a day... 1420 01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:54,553 giving pints and pints of your blood for our great nation. 1421 01:04:54,588 --> 01:04:58,221 Yes, some might say it's just entertainment, 1422 01:04:58,255 --> 01:04:59,956 but we know better. 1423 01:04:59,991 --> 01:05:01,888 Our movies are where the hopes and dreams 1424 01:05:01,923 --> 01:05:04,224 of this great nation are born. 1425 01:05:04,258 --> 01:05:07,624 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm chagrined to say 1426 01:05:07,659 --> 01:05:10,126 that tonight might be our last production, 1427 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:12,627 but I beseech you, please think another way. 1428 01:05:12,662 --> 01:05:15,761 Tonight is our opening night. 1429 01:05:15,795 --> 01:05:18,360 Tonight is the night that we save our city, 1430 01:05:18,395 --> 01:05:21,763 our homes, our families, 1431 01:05:21,797 --> 01:05:24,062 that we believe in a tomorrow, 1432 01:05:24,097 --> 01:05:26,630 a tomorrow where the Lakers have another threepeat. 1433 01:05:26,665 --> 01:05:27,899 What about the Clippers? 1434 01:05:27,934 --> 01:05:29,697 Clippers, too. 1435 01:05:29,732 --> 01:05:34,266 A tomorrow where the Kings sip again from the Stanley Cup. 1436 01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:35,868 What about the Ducks? 1437 01:05:35,902 --> 01:05:37,634 The Ducks, too. 1438 01:05:37,669 --> 01:05:39,036 And a tomorrow where the Dodgers, 1439 01:05:39,070 --> 01:05:42,937 only the Dodgers, win the World Series. 1440 01:05:42,970 --> 01:05:44,938 Ladies and gentlemen, 1441 01:05:44,972 --> 01:05:48,404 tonight I ask you to unify as a city, 1442 01:05:48,438 --> 01:05:50,739 above the line, below the line. 1443 01:05:50,774 --> 01:05:53,071 Tonight we draw the line. 1444 01:05:53,105 --> 01:05:54,539 This is your city. 1445 01:05:54,573 --> 01:05:55,573 This is my city. 1446 01:05:55,608 --> 01:05:57,106 I was born in this city. 1447 01:05:57,141 --> 01:05:59,806 I'm gonna die in this city, but not tonight! 1448 01:05:59,841 --> 01:06:02,311 Viva Los Angelenos! 1449 01:06:04,574 --> 01:06:06,108 Viva Los Angelenos! 1450 01:06:06,144 --> 01:06:09,377 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby! 1451 01:06:09,412 --> 01:06:11,477 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man! 1452 01:06:13,579 --> 01:06:15,480 Whoo! Whoo! 1453 01:06:18,716 --> 01:06:20,179 Al i run it off. Okay. 1454 01:06:20,213 --> 01:06:21,414 All right. I got this. 1455 01:06:21,449 --> 01:06:22,948 Colt. Colt. Yeah, Marty. 1456 01:06:22,982 --> 01:06:24,149 Yeah. Listen. 1457 01:06:24,183 --> 01:06:25,515 I've been thinking about this. 1458 01:06:25,549 --> 01:06:27,149 Mm-hmm. Yeah? The queen. 1459 01:06:27,184 --> 01:06:29,417 You've gotta get really close to take her out, 1460 01:06:29,451 --> 01:06:32,084 and bullets aren't gonna do it. 1461 01:06:32,117 --> 01:06:33,685 You need an explosion, 1462 01:06:33,719 --> 01:06:35,850 and you know what happens if she explodes? 1463 01:06:35,886 --> 01:06:37,785 It's a death wish for anyone nearby. 1464 01:06:37,819 --> 01:06:39,754 Okay. So let's use a remote. 1465 01:06:39,790 --> 01:06:41,821 It's moving, and it's very hot. 1466 01:06:41,855 --> 01:06:43,454 Who's gonna slap it on, anyway? 1467 01:06:43,488 --> 01:06:45,021 And besides, remember, this is C-4. 1468 01:06:45,056 --> 01:06:46,956 That stuff's gonna go off by itself, 1469 01:06:46,990 --> 01:06:48,822 like it or not. So how long? 1470 01:06:48,856 --> 01:06:52,359 10, 20 seconds tops. 1471 01:06:52,393 --> 01:06:54,157 Look, man, that was a really good speech, 1472 01:06:54,191 --> 01:06:56,625 but, um... oh, oh, okay, great speech, 1473 01:06:56,659 --> 01:06:58,992 but we're gonna need more than speeches. 1474 01:06:59,026 --> 01:07:02,128 Just make sure those bombs go off. 1475 01:07:02,163 --> 01:07:04,129 Oh, we will. 1476 01:07:08,863 --> 01:07:12,530 You both just stay here, and you'll be safe, okay? 1477 01:07:12,564 --> 01:07:14,631 Okay. And, Wyatt, 1478 01:07:14,665 --> 01:07:16,600 I'm counting on you, okay? 1479 01:07:16,635 --> 01:07:18,265 Okay. You be a good boy. 1480 01:07:18,298 --> 01:07:19,266 I will. 1481 01:07:19,300 --> 01:07:20,999 You watch your mother. 1482 01:07:21,033 --> 01:07:22,500 All right. 1483 01:07:22,536 --> 01:07:24,468 Promise me you'll come back. 1484 01:07:24,502 --> 01:07:25,801 I promise. 1485 01:07:25,835 --> 01:07:28,436 Okay. 1486 01:07:28,470 --> 01:07:30,735 Don't worry. 1487 01:07:34,205 --> 01:07:35,770 And how 'bout you? 1488 01:07:35,804 --> 01:07:38,006 You want to go to a Dodger game when I come back? 1489 01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,271 Yeah. 1490 01:07:39,306 --> 01:07:40,973 Hate to interrupt a family moment, 1491 01:07:41,008 --> 01:07:42,874 but it's go time. 1492 01:07:42,909 --> 01:07:44,840 Okay. Okay. 1493 01:07:44,874 --> 01:07:45,874 All right. 1494 01:07:48,343 --> 01:07:49,676 I love you. 1495 01:07:51,076 --> 01:07:52,643 It's gonna be okay. 1496 01:08:04,548 --> 01:08:07,181 This is alpha. We are nearing the first drop. 1497 01:08:12,983 --> 01:08:14,951 The first bomb is away. 1498 01:08:20,852 --> 01:08:22,619 Roger that. This is Bravo team. 1499 01:08:22,654 --> 01:08:24,353 We're nearing the second crater. 1500 01:08:31,924 --> 01:08:33,688 Two is away. Repeat, two is away. 1501 01:08:33,723 --> 01:08:35,324 We'll show them, stupid spider, 1502 01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:37,858 good kung fu fighting technique. 1503 01:08:37,892 --> 01:08:40,491 It is eerily quiet on the streets of Los Angeles 1504 01:08:40,525 --> 01:08:43,126 as the greater metro area smolders 1505 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,525 under the crippling volcanic eruptions 1506 01:08:45,561 --> 01:08:47,892 and the onslaught of lavalantulas 1507 01:08:47,927 --> 01:08:49,896 that have been thrust up from their nest, 1508 01:08:49,930 --> 01:08:51,828 decimating everything in their path. 1509 01:08:51,862 --> 01:08:53,997 Now the residents that were evacuated earlier 1510 01:08:54,031 --> 01:08:56,329 are long gone, hopefully to safety. 1511 01:08:56,365 --> 01:09:00,297 Those who remain are hunkered down under martial law. 1512 01:09:00,331 --> 01:09:02,465 Let me tell you, even though this small area 1513 01:09:02,499 --> 01:09:04,067 might seem safe for now, 1514 01:09:04,101 --> 01:09:07,334 no one inside the city and the ring of fire are safe. 1515 01:09:07,369 --> 01:09:10,002 Rescue efforts are still being hindered, 1516 01:09:10,036 --> 01:09:11,734 so all of these brave residents, 1517 01:09:11,769 --> 01:09:14,836 all they can do is sit and wait and pray. 1518 01:09:17,869 --> 01:09:19,838 Keep it moving. Keep it moving. 1519 01:09:30,675 --> 01:09:32,507 Hey, man, I'm gonna need some backup. 1520 01:09:32,541 --> 01:09:34,376 There's lots of spiders here. 1521 01:09:34,410 --> 01:09:36,809 Don't worry, Teddy. Cavalry's on its way. 1522 01:09:45,344 --> 01:09:47,646 All right, now. 1523 01:09:47,681 --> 01:09:49,348 I'm here. Come on! 1524 01:09:49,382 --> 01:09:51,580 Come on! Come on! 1525 01:09:51,614 --> 01:09:54,714 I got something for you and your mama! 1526 01:09:54,748 --> 01:09:57,515 Take that! Come on! 1527 01:10:00,916 --> 01:10:03,384 Ah! Ah! 1528 01:10:05,551 --> 01:10:06,650 I need some help here. 1529 01:10:06,685 --> 01:10:08,754 I need some help! 1530 01:10:08,788 --> 01:10:10,386 Full power. 1531 01:10:14,756 --> 01:10:16,888 Oh. 1532 01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:18,122 Oh. 1533 01:10:20,124 --> 01:10:21,722 Hoo. 1534 01:10:25,693 --> 01:10:26,859 Move it! Move it! Oh, guys... 1535 01:10:28,025 --> 01:10:29,558 Come on, come on, come on! 1536 01:10:29,593 --> 01:10:30,590 Teddy. Come on! 1537 01:10:32,762 --> 01:10:33,794 Come on. 1538 01:10:35,228 --> 01:10:37,462 Come on, you suckers. 1539 01:10:39,362 --> 01:10:41,430 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1540 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:51,866 What? They're gone. 1541 01:10:51,900 --> 01:10:53,732 Well, it worked, didn't it? 1542 01:10:53,767 --> 01:10:55,366 Yeah. 1543 01:10:55,401 --> 01:10:57,068 Okay. What's the plan, Colt? 1544 01:10:57,101 --> 01:10:58,668 Uh, you know how we always say 1545 01:10:58,703 --> 01:11:01,035 that making a film is like war? 1546 01:11:01,069 --> 01:11:02,736 Yeah. Yeah. 1547 01:11:02,771 --> 01:11:05,368 Well, let's hope that this war is like making a film. 1548 01:11:05,403 --> 01:11:06,705 What does that mean? 1549 01:11:06,738 --> 01:11:07,837 Means I need you to plant those bombs. 1550 01:11:07,872 --> 01:11:09,338 Okay, but what does that mean? 1551 01:11:09,373 --> 01:11:10,938 Means I need you to plant those bombs. 1552 01:11:10,973 --> 01:11:13,071 Where are you going? What are you doing? Colton! 1553 01:11:13,105 --> 01:11:16,273 Colt! Come back here, Colt.44! Come back here! 1554 01:11:16,307 --> 01:11:18,874 Uh, your attention please. Colton has gone rogue. 1555 01:11:18,909 --> 01:11:21,575 Everybody keep going. The plan remains the same. 1556 01:11:21,609 --> 01:11:23,709 Repeat, it remains the same, all right? Out. 1557 01:11:23,743 --> 01:11:25,275 What is he doing? 1558 01:11:25,309 --> 01:11:27,610 He's just being your father. I don't... 1559 01:11:27,645 --> 01:11:30,378 Keep moving, laddies. We've got to win this one. 1560 01:11:30,412 --> 01:11:32,110 Freedom! 1561 01:12:27,664 --> 01:12:28,664 Damn it! 1562 01:12:51,504 --> 01:12:54,738 Marty. Marty. Come in, Marty. 1563 01:12:54,772 --> 01:12:56,539 There you are, man. 1564 01:12:56,572 --> 01:12:58,939 Hey, where are you? Exactly where are you? 1565 01:12:58,973 --> 01:13:01,974 You'll know in a little bit. 1566 01:13:02,009 --> 01:13:03,239 What's our status? 1567 01:13:03,274 --> 01:13:04,939 You got those bombs planted? 1568 01:13:04,973 --> 01:13:05,974 Red 3 standing by. 1569 01:13:06,009 --> 01:13:07,542 Red 2 standing by. 1570 01:13:07,576 --> 01:13:09,106 Red 5 standing by. 1571 01:13:09,141 --> 01:13:10,775 R2, shut up. I'm busy, man. 1572 01:13:10,810 --> 01:13:12,209 Standing by, man. Great. 1573 01:13:12,244 --> 01:13:14,142 I'm counting on you, Marty. 1574 01:13:14,177 --> 01:13:16,610 I'm counting on you. 1575 01:13:16,645 --> 01:13:18,080 We gonna be all right, Colt. 1576 01:13:18,113 --> 01:13:19,979 You just make sure you don't get dead. 1577 01:13:34,651 --> 01:13:37,385 Colt, I really hope you're there, 1578 01:13:37,419 --> 01:13:39,486 'cause if you've got a plan, now's the time. 1579 01:13:39,519 --> 01:13:41,385 Yeah, I got a plan. 1580 01:13:41,419 --> 01:13:42,486 It's go time. 1581 01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:44,754 Go time? Go where time? 1582 01:13:44,787 --> 01:13:46,154 What... Where are you? 1583 01:13:46,189 --> 01:13:48,787 I found a little party I want to drop in on. 1584 01:14:00,026 --> 01:14:01,425 Make some music, Teddy. 1585 01:14:01,461 --> 01:14:05,227 On my mark, 3, 2, 1. 1586 01:14:05,261 --> 01:14:06,694 We're rolling. 1587 01:14:21,033 --> 01:14:22,633 Oh. 1588 01:14:24,666 --> 01:14:26,233 One didn't go off. 1589 01:14:26,267 --> 01:14:27,434 Push it again. 1590 01:14:27,468 --> 01:14:28,436 I'm pushing it. 1591 01:14:30,303 --> 01:14:31,268 Oh, my gosh. 1592 01:14:31,303 --> 01:14:34,336 Oh, my... 1593 01:14:35,837 --> 01:14:37,170 Load up. Load up. 1594 01:14:37,205 --> 01:14:40,337 Yah! - What the... 1595 01:14:40,371 --> 01:14:41,435 Yah! 1596 01:14:41,471 --> 01:14:43,006 Incoming! 1597 01:14:43,041 --> 01:14:45,107 Incoming! Let's go! Go! Go! Go! 1598 01:14:45,141 --> 01:14:46,240 Go! Take 'em out! 1599 01:14:47,708 --> 01:14:49,642 Over there. Tighten the flank! 1600 01:14:49,678 --> 01:14:51,574 Tighten the flank! Don't let 'em through! 1601 01:14:51,608 --> 01:14:53,110 Hold 'em! 1602 01:14:53,143 --> 01:14:54,475 Back up. Back up! Hold the line. 1603 01:14:54,509 --> 01:14:57,241 Come on. Hold the line! 1604 01:14:57,275 --> 01:14:59,111 Watch your flank! Watch your flank, guys! 1605 01:14:59,144 --> 01:15:01,010 Tighten it up! Tighten it up! 1606 01:15:01,045 --> 01:15:02,878 That's it! Spray 'em! 1607 01:15:11,849 --> 01:15:14,080 Ah... 1608 01:15:14,115 --> 01:15:16,984 What we gonna do? How am I gonna spray that, man? 1609 01:15:17,018 --> 01:15:18,248 She's bigger than the damn buildings. 1610 01:15:18,282 --> 01:15:20,382 Mama's home. 1611 01:15:22,884 --> 01:15:27,453 If anybody's got a Plan B, uh, how 'bout now? 1612 01:15:32,821 --> 01:15:36,287 She's not just bad. She's big. 1613 01:15:36,322 --> 01:15:37,523 Really big. 1614 01:15:41,958 --> 01:15:43,091 C-4 now. 1615 01:15:43,126 --> 01:15:45,624 Oh, you're kidding me. What? 1616 01:15:45,658 --> 01:15:47,192 Where the hell is it? 1617 01:15:47,227 --> 01:15:49,660 I know where it is. 1618 01:15:59,830 --> 01:16:01,630 All right, Colt. 1619 01:16:01,664 --> 01:16:03,029 Action. 1620 01:16:03,065 --> 01:16:04,599 Unbelievable. 1621 01:16:04,633 --> 01:16:06,931 Let's hope this works. 1622 01:16:09,834 --> 01:16:10,833 Whoa! 1623 01:16:13,501 --> 01:16:14,768 Go! Go! Let's go! 1624 01:16:14,803 --> 01:16:16,604 Go! Go! Get out of here! 1625 01:16:16,637 --> 01:16:18,069 Run! Run! Everybody, run! 1626 01:16:24,571 --> 01:16:25,670 No. No, no, no! No, no, no! 1627 01:16:25,705 --> 01:16:27,439 Whoa! Ow! 1628 01:16:27,473 --> 01:16:29,038 Ow! Ow! 1629 01:16:32,376 --> 01:16:33,973 Steady. Come on, steady. 1630 01:16:34,008 --> 01:16:35,208 Whoa. Ow! Whoa. Whoa, whoa. 1631 01:16:35,242 --> 01:16:37,241 Ow! 1632 01:16:42,877 --> 01:16:44,209 Oh ho. Okay. 1633 01:16:45,911 --> 01:16:48,478 Ooh. 1634 01:16:48,513 --> 01:16:49,679 Aah! Whoo! 1635 01:16:49,714 --> 01:16:51,145 Whoo-hoo-hoo! That's hot! 1636 01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:52,246 Ow! 1637 01:16:54,415 --> 01:16:56,482 Hi, baby. 1638 01:17:04,483 --> 01:17:06,750 Nice mouth. 1639 01:17:18,587 --> 01:17:20,288 And in breaking news, 1640 01:17:20,322 --> 01:17:22,288 while airlifts are finally under way, 1641 01:17:22,322 --> 01:17:25,890 evacuating the rest of the civilians from the area, 1642 01:17:25,924 --> 01:17:29,325 one man and his ragtag team of... and you're hearing this right... 1643 01:17:29,359 --> 01:17:32,624 film crew actually devised a successful plan 1644 01:17:32,657 --> 01:17:34,625 to take down the queen lavalantula 1645 01:17:34,659 --> 01:17:36,659 and send the rest of these creatures back down 1646 01:17:36,693 --> 01:17:40,160 to their fiery home thousands of feet below the city. 1647 01:17:40,194 --> 01:17:42,628 That hero is none other than Colton West, 1648 01:17:42,662 --> 01:17:45,860 who, against all odds, risked life and limb 1649 01:17:45,895 --> 01:17:47,997 to save this still great city. 1650 01:17:48,030 --> 01:17:50,331 And all that this reporter can say, 1651 01:17:50,366 --> 01:17:53,965 in the now infamous words of Colton West, is nice job. 1652 01:18:03,670 --> 01:18:07,234 Oh, hey, buddy. Come on. Come on. 1653 01:18:07,269 --> 01:18:08,237 Over here. 1654 01:18:08,272 --> 01:18:09,537 Hey, come on. Oh. 1655 01:18:09,570 --> 01:18:11,172 Come on. Come on. We got you. 1656 01:18:11,206 --> 01:18:12,538 Oh, thank you. We got you. 1657 01:18:12,572 --> 01:18:13,704 Ho ho ho. Step up. 1658 01:18:13,740 --> 01:18:15,638 You all right? Yeah. 1659 01:18:15,672 --> 01:18:17,805 You still... Oh, yeah. Aw, man. Ow! 1660 01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:19,006 Nice suit. Yeah. 1661 01:18:19,039 --> 01:18:20,908 I'm really glad you kept it. 1662 01:18:20,942 --> 01:18:22,739 You're welcome. You're welcome. 1663 01:18:24,010 --> 01:18:25,641 Dad! 1664 01:18:25,675 --> 01:18:27,976 Dad! Dad! Dad! 1665 01:18:28,010 --> 01:18:29,475 I'm fine, my son. 1666 01:18:29,509 --> 01:18:31,310 Dad, I was watching the news the whole time, 1667 01:18:31,344 --> 01:18:32,843 It was so cool! My good boy. 1668 01:18:32,877 --> 01:18:33,912 Oh, he's a good boy. 1669 01:18:33,946 --> 01:18:35,812 You are crazy. Oh, yeah. 1670 01:18:35,847 --> 01:18:37,511 You know that? Oh, yeah. 1671 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:39,080 Honey, I really hurt. I think I broke... 1672 01:18:39,115 --> 01:18:40,811 Come on. Come on. I think I broke my face. 1673 01:18:40,847 --> 01:18:42,147 Get him out of here. 1674 01:18:42,181 --> 01:18:43,746 Oh, I think... I gotta go to the hospital. 1675 01:18:43,780 --> 01:18:44,847 But, Dad... Yeah? 1676 01:18:44,881 --> 01:18:46,083 Dad, you did it. Yeah. Yeah. 1677 01:18:46,118 --> 01:18:47,216 The West family did it. 1678 01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,316 Yeah, we did it. We all did. 1679 01:18:48,350 --> 01:18:49,882 I think I did a lot of it, 1680 01:18:49,917 --> 01:18:51,384 but I think we did it together. 1681 01:18:51,418 --> 01:18:54,250 I smell a sequel coming on. 1682 01:18:54,285 --> 01:18:56,552 "Red Rocket 2"? 1683 01:18:56,586 --> 01:18:57,885 "Attack of the Lavalantulas." 1684 01:18:57,921 --> 01:18:58,885 Ah. 1685 01:18:58,920 --> 01:18:59,886 Everybody gets a suit. 1686 01:18:59,921 --> 01:19:01,053 I want a suit. 1687 01:19:01,087 --> 01:19:02,821 Well, you could put me in mine. 1688 01:19:02,856 --> 01:19:04,053 Ooh, I like that. 1689 01:19:04,087 --> 01:19:05,387 Oh, yeah, baby. 1690 01:19:06,790 --> 01:19:07,754 Yeah. Aw, yeah. 1691 01:19:07,788 --> 01:19:10,088 Aw, yeah, baby. 1692 01:19:10,122 --> 01:19:11,889 ♪ Red Rocket in the house, yo ♪ 1693 01:19:11,924 --> 01:19:14,154 We thinking about all kinds of Red Rocket products. 1694 01:19:14,189 --> 01:19:15,386 Yeah. Red Rocket tacos. 1695 01:19:15,420 --> 01:19:17,218 Red Rocket lipstick. 1696 01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:18,516 Red Rocket lipstick. 1697 01:19:18,551 --> 01:19:20,148 Red Rocket burritos, Red-ritos. 1698 01:19:20,183 --> 01:19:21,813 Red Rocket shoes. Ha ha ha ha. 1699 01:19:21,848 --> 01:19:23,078 Red Rocket rockets. 1700 01:19:23,113 --> 01:19:25,816 Red Rocket rockets. Y-Yeah. 1701 01:19:25,851 --> 01:19:27,555 Colton West has saved Los Angeles. 1702 01:19:27,608 --> 01:19:31,048 Authorities say publicly not one has been left alive... 1703 01:19:31,971 --> 01:19:33,568 But many wonder aloud 1704 01:19:33,603 --> 01:19:37,235 if this is the last we've seen of the lavalantulas. 1705 01:19:38,305 --> 01:20:38,222 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 117029

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