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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,908 All right, all right, all right, uh... 2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,977 Hi, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 3 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:12,346 talking about experience. 4 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,515 It's a word. It's a thing. 5 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:17,851 Vague and boring thing. 6 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,423 Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 7 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:27,328 holding an empty legal pad with no information, 8 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:30,030 nothing on it! 9 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,202 Hey, good morning, handsome. 10 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:37,671 No time for compliments, honey. I got to get this vlog written. 11 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,274 -Well, why are you in here? -Eh, it's quieter in here. 12 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,009 Too many distractions in my office. 13 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:44,612 You've got to stop buying me model cars. 14 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:47,881 Well, maybe the problem is you don't have your lucky pen. 15 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:50,050 Yeah, I don't know what I did with my lucky pen. 16 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,885 It was around here. I sure could use it, 17 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,554 'cause this is an important vlog, honey. 18 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:55,389 -This is tenth anniversary. -All right. 19 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:58,226 I got it. I will be out of your hair in one minute. 20 00:00:58,326 --> 00:00:59,227 Okay, thanks. 21 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:00,728 Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man... 22 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,963 (plastic bag crackling) 23 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,065 Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 24 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:08,236 talking about a very tasteless 25 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:10,138 rice cereal. 26 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:13,241 Almost done. I'm almost done. Almost. 27 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:15,709 All right. Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 28 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,646 talking about-- oh, perseverance. 29 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,248 Perseverance. 30 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:23,317 I'm sure Aristotle said something about perseverance. 31 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,988 Perseverance. 32 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,371 (spits) 33 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,906 (Vanessa spitting) 34 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,108 (coughing) 35 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,543 (laughs) 36 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:52,045 Really? 37 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,215 -The milk. Uh, sorry. No, go ahead. -Yeah. 38 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,716 Perseverance and Aristotle and... 39 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,352 Yeah, I'm just gonna look it up on Google later. 40 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,388 I got to find that pen. I need that lucky pen. 41 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,456 (disposal grinding) 42 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,392 (Vanessa gasps) 43 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:08,896 (laughs, stammers) 44 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,299 Your-your lucky pen. 45 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:13,133 Uh... 46 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:15,903 Pieces of it. (chuckles) 47 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,239 ♪ ♪ 48 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,980 (exhales) 49 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,584 (ball thudding) 50 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:36,957 (thudding stops) 51 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:39,059 Oh, thank you, God. 52 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,929 (ball thudding) 53 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,732 That's it, I'm not coming on Sunday. 54 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,500 He's still bouncing that ball? 55 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,502 I hope so, 'cause I can still hear it. 56 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,338 I think it's time for an intervention. 57 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,739 Okay. 58 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,608 You be good cop, and I'll be the guy that kills him. 59 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,581 Hey, Mike, Mike, Mike. 60 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,583 Mike, what's with the bouncy-bouncy here? 61 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,017 W-What's going on? 62 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:06,186 I can't think of a topic for my new vlog, 63 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:09,857 and normally one comes to me after about 20 bounces. 64 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:13,193 -All right, where are you at now? -At 1,033. 65 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,096 I understand why you're struggling. 66 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,798 It's the tenth anniversary. It's the big one. 67 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,634 The one that has to top all the ones that came before it. 68 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,202 The Beyoncé of vlogs. 69 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:24,972 Well, it c-- Maybe, uh, some fresh air would help. 70 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,840 Maybe take a walk around the block. 71 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,509 -Or to Kansas. -Mm-hmm. 72 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:30,811 -Huh? -A change of scenery might do you good. 73 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,547 Try writing at home. You do very good work there. 74 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,384 I already tried that. Vanessa wants me to fix the disposal. 75 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,151 Why don't you just hire someone to fix it? 76 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,687 Problem with that: I'm a man. 77 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,222 When something goes wrong in my castle, I fix it. 78 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,724 Something goes wrong in my castle, 79 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,626 I'm assuming it has something to do with ghosts. 80 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,896 I own an actual castle. 81 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:51,499 Listen, I'm just gonna stick around here, pace a little bit. 82 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,001 I'll figure it out. I just need some time by myself, guys. 83 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,203 I will give you $200 cash money 84 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,739 to check into the Marriott down the road. 85 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,742 Hey, Mikey, why don't you come into my office. 86 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,377 I'll put on some Tito Puente. 87 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,346 -A little mambo to break that writer's block. Hey. -Yeah. 88 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,381 You're gonna play jazz music? Never mind. 89 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:09,216 I will handle this at home, 90 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,485 and I'll just take care of the disposal myself. 91 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,588 Why don't you have Vanessa go online and hire a handyman? 92 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,089 Hey, there's a good idea. 93 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,025 Why don't I hire somebody else to do the work around my house? 94 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,060 What do I do after that, huh? Oh, I know. 95 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,195 I'll stop by the salon and get a mani-pedi. 96 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,831 Don't knock it, Mikey. 97 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,599 I met two wives like that. 98 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:27,401 Come on. Come on now. 99 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,741 (squeals) I forgot how good this show was. 100 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:36,243 Oh, my God, we have been watching this for five hours. 101 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:39,112 -Mm. My legs are numb. -Time for one more? 102 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:41,915 Sure. We'll stop when it hits my arms. 103 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,384 (music playing over TV) 104 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,118 -Hey. What are you guys doing? -Hey. 105 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,721 Oh, well, Mandy discovered that one of our favorite shows ever, 106 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,424 The League of Super Ladies, is streaming. 107 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:53,093 Oh, yeah? What's that streaming on? Lame-o-Vision? 108 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:55,629 -The, uh, Stink Channel? -Yeah. 109 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,264 Yeah, yeah. Poop TV? 110 00:04:57,365 --> 00:05:00,033 Uh, Channel Nobody Watches This? 111 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,302 Hey, The League is not lame. 112 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,472 -Super Ladies kicks ass. -Yeah. 113 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,474 Needles, needles, needles, needles. 114 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,609 Do you guys even know anything about the show? 115 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,644 Uh, four high school girls walking past the old power plant 116 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:12,580 when it gets struck by lightning. 117 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,214 (imitates snoring) 118 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,484 (yawns) I am sleepy. 119 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:19,487 You're awfully informed for two guys who don't like it. 120 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,989 Uh, well, as podcasters, we are obliged to know 121 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:25,559 everything about the sci-fi/ fantasy/superhero universe. 122 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:28,796 -Oh, you forgot a slash: Middle-earth. -Mm. 123 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:31,765 -(both imitate snoring) -RYAN: Okay, look, guys. 124 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,435 When it comes to superheroes, there is the real thing-- 125 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:37,805 Toxic Titans-- and then there are imitators, 126 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,306 like League of Super Ladies. 127 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:41,141 Okay, why don't you just watch an episode with us? 128 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:42,676 This next one is so good. 129 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,479 Oh, yeah, Dazzle is captured by Queen Andromeda, 130 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,081 who gives her amnesia with a memory puff. 131 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,450 But Mascara is able to reverse it 132 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,184 by flying her through a hyper-void. 133 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,455 Huh. Does, uh, that sound familiar, Kyle? 134 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:58,158 I don't know, um, Toxic Titans, volume 12, issue two: 135 00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:00,694 "A Trip Down Memory Pain." 136 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,465 Everyone stole storylines from the great Bill Lamp, okay? 137 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,834 Creator of Toxic Titans, godfather of graphic novels. 138 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,201 Unparalleled genius. 139 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,703 It's not anything against the Super Ladies. 140 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:13,273 It's just that Lamp turned his light on first. 141 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,276 Well, The League of Super Ladies 142 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,479 (clears throat) first aired in April '92. 143 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:23,283 Toxic Titans volume 12 wasn't even published until '95. 144 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,386 Well, looks like your unparalleled genius 145 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,889 stole a storyline from our lame little show. 146 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,024 -No. That's impossible. -Don't you want to watch 147 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,360 -an episode now that you know that Bill Lamp was a huge fan? -Mm-hmm. 148 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:36,396 Yeah, hard pass. Come on. 149 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:40,000 Yeah, enjoy watching your Rube Tube. 150 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:43,370 (chuckles) Oh, man, I am on fire! 151 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:49,743 Hey, babe, that handyman parked his van 152 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,479 right in the middle of the driveway. 153 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,413 Uh, yeah-- uh, look, don't worry about that. 154 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:56,149 Listen, honey, um, you're not gonna believe this. 155 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,985 What, that you hired a handyman and he's inconsiderate? 156 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,753 -Yeah, I believe it. -(stammers) Wait, wait. 157 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,889 Turns out that he's one of the bosses of the company, 158 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,824 and when he found out that this is your house, 159 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,593 he came himself so he could meet you. 160 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:07,561 Do-- Have you looked at him? Does-does he looks nuts? 161 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:10,263 Uh, yeah, a little bit. Yeah. 162 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,232 (laughs): He's a little bit crazy. 163 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:13,667 -Okay, but come on. -No, no, no. 164 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,435 -Yeah. No. Honey. -I-I don't have time for this. 165 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:16,937 I got an idea for the vlog in the car on the way home. 166 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,939 -Come... -Please listen. Just listen to me. 167 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,608 -Yeah. All right. -I want to say that everybody is different. 168 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,209 -Uh-huh, uh-huh. -We're different like snowflakes. 169 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,611 -Yeah, yeah, okay. -You know, in a good way. 170 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,012 -Yeah. -Not the whiny liberal way. 171 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,514 -Okay. -Just hold it. 172 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:30,584 Listen, what I want to say is everybody is unique... 173 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,787 There he is. 174 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,790 -There I am. There I am. -Mm-hmm. 175 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,433 Th-This, this is bizarre. 176 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:47,968 This is bizarre, sorry. 177 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:50,604 -Freaky. -Yeah, I know. Isn't it great? (chuckles) 178 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,940 Whoa. 179 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,243 Y-You look just like me, except his hair's a little grayer. 180 00:07:56,309 --> 00:08:00,213 -VANESSA: Yeah. -And you look just like me, but you color your hair. 181 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,283 (chuckles) Hey, what? 182 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,952 I don't color my hair. 183 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:07,154 Well, anyway, Tim Taylor. 184 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,722 -Mike Baxter. -Hey. 185 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,924 You know, uh, th-this is just like The Parent Trap, 186 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,326 o-only it's The Grandparent Trap. 187 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,495 (laughter) 188 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,965 She's funny. You must laugh all day long with this. 189 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:20,333 Yeah, it's like living with Howie Mandel. 190 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,903 I'm gonna get my phone, which is upstairs. 191 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,172 And if there are three of you when I get back down here, 192 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,641 then I will know that this is a dream. 193 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:31,011 I like chatting with your wife. She's a lot of fun. 194 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,813 How come we've never met before? 195 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,347 Well, I'm not from here. I'm from Detroit. 196 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:35,749 I'm just out here checking on 197 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,651 one of our franchises for Binford Tools. 198 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,420 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Binford Tools. They make great stuff. 199 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,955 Well, anyway, a lot of people have been telling me 200 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,124 for a long time that there's this outdoor guy 201 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,959 that looks just like me, and, well... 202 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,161 So they're talking about me in Detroit? 203 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,698 Well, what else is there to talk about? 204 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:53,667 -Certainly not the Lions. -(both laugh) 205 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:54,835 Ooh. 206 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,036 Yeah. 207 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,705 The other day, when your wife's call came in, 208 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,539 there was buzz around the office. 209 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,042 They said, "This is the job at the Outdoor Man's house." 210 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:05,012 And I said-- So I-I really had to go out and take the job. 211 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,880 Well, you're lucky, 'cause I don't hire many handymen. 212 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,381 I'm pretty good with tools myself. 213 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:11,785 And yet, here I am. 214 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,221 I-I was pretty famous myself. 215 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,957 I had this TV show for eight years called Tool Time. 216 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,959 And yet, here you are. 217 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,162 It ran eight years. 218 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,697 They called me The Tool Man. 219 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:27,467 (grunting): Oh-oh. Ah-ha. Oh. Oh. 220 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,902 (Tim laughs) 221 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,171 Kind of my thing, 'cause it was, you know, me... 222 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,405 (grunting): Oh-oh. 223 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:35,242 Ho, ho, ho. 224 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,410 (chuckles) 225 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,814 A little annoying. (chuckles) 226 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,216 Yeah. Listen. 227 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,886 Welcome to your Disposerator 2000. 228 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:49,156 Eggshells, leftovers, incriminating evidence-- 229 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,024 that'll grind up everything. 230 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,727 Plus, I also added 220 volts, 231 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,896 double-auger big-speed one core-- 232 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,898 (grunting): yo, oh, oh, more power! 233 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,933 (laughs) 234 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,402 Still annoying. 235 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,071 Let's give it a shot. Ready? 236 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,840 Drop it in. You go anytime. 237 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,510 (laughs) Yeah. 238 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,214 -Do you also fix ceilings? -Eh, it's not a big deal. 239 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,049 Oh, no. 240 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,455 Okay, let's play Monopoly. 241 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:26,694 Prepare to lose, in six or seven hours. 242 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:27,961 Uh, yeah, before we start, 243 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,963 we have a little presentation for you. 244 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,598 Presentation? 245 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,801 Is this about how Monopoly is pro-capitalist again? 246 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:37,137 We know. The guy wears a tuxedo and a top hat. 247 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,640 One Bill Lamp has been accused of the high crime of plagiarism. 248 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,710 -Oh, gosh. You guys are still on this? -(sighs) 249 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,078 And we have two theories that would explain 250 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,648 why Mr. Lamp's Toxic Titans volume 12, issue two, 251 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:53,586 has a similar plot to an episode of League of Super Ladies, 252 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,322 which aired three years prior. 253 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,158 -Ryan. -Thank you, Kyle. 254 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,093 Theory number one: 255 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,929 Bill Lamp was known to work on his stories 256 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,831 years before they were published. 257 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,666 And he was also known to have a very loud speaking voice 258 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,336 and to frequent hotel bars for the nuts. 259 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,172 (laughs) Now I know why you idolize him. 260 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,673 (laughs) 261 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,675 Is it not possible then that an eager young writer 262 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,345 with less than noble intent would place himself... 263 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:22,149 -Or herself. -...in said hotel bar in order to overhear 264 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,617 an inebriated genius, high on gin and cashews, 265 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,686 recite his stories out loud? 266 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,857 How dare he or she? 267 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,793 This might take longer than Monopoly. 268 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,028 Yeah, and would it really be so terrible if your hero, 269 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:38,198 -Bill Lamp, was inspired by our favorite show? -Yeah. 270 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,200 Yeah, it would. 271 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,035 It's beneath him. 272 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,771 Wow. Okay, you know what? 273 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,638 We may not want to hang out with you guys tonight. 274 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,007 Yeah, agreed. You two can play 275 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,342 in your little comic book courtroom alone. 276 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,678 -Ooh, sushi? -Sounds great. 277 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,214 You guys haven't even heard theory number two yet. 278 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,784 Yeah, it's time travel! 279 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,989 Oh, come on, Mike. Why don't you just let Tim fix it? 280 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,024 No, I'm not gonna do what this country does-- 281 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,994 outsource work that I can do myself. 282 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,497 How can you not have this guy's back? 283 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,565 He-he looks just like you. 284 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:16,403 You know, I don't care how handsome the guy is. 285 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,338 He blew up my disposal. 286 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,873 And why are you defending him? 287 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,842 I don't know. I kind of like him. 288 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,510 You know, we had this long conversation 289 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,212 while we were waiting for you, and it turns out 290 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,248 he's got three grown kids-- only boys. 291 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,550 I mean, he's smart, he's funny. 292 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,052 You guys-- you're a lot alike. 293 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:35,588 You might want to remember who you're married to. 294 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,724 Oh, well, that's easy. 295 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,526 It's the guy in my bedroom. (chuckles) 296 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,828 Wait, wait. 297 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,163 You-you're Mike, right? 298 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,499 Yes, and Tim is that guy 299 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,335 that makes the obnoxious ape sounds. 300 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,837 What's up with that? 301 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,940 I think it's kind of funny. (laughs) 302 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,008 I think he leans into it a little much, right? 303 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,877 Probably why that show of his got canceled. 304 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,545 No, it did not get canceled. 305 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,047 He said he just didn't want to do it anymore. 306 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,581 You know what I don't want to do anymore? 307 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,216 Have him work on the damn disposal. 308 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,617 I got to get this vlog done. 309 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,353 I need some peace and quiet around here. 310 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,355 Well, what happened to that one about how everybody's unique? 311 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,756 (chuckles) 312 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,459 That was pretty relevant until today. 313 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,428 Well, you know what, just let him fix what he broke. 314 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,130 He's got a lot of pride. 315 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,531 Oh, you know what? 316 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,633 Maybe, maybe you could use one of his grunts 317 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,636 in your vlog, you know, just give it more power. 318 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,273 Like this. (grunting) 319 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:33,580 I'd rather get shot in the head with a carrot. 320 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,116 You know what I'm gonna do? 321 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,052 Tomorrow morning, I'm gonna look in those 322 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,822 steely blue eyes and that perfect nose and say, 323 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,158 "You're out of here, man." 324 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,130 This is getting really weird. 325 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,334 Just a little bit. 326 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,011 Hey, Baxter, talked to your wife. 327 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,678 Said you're out here. What are you doing? 328 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,915 Uh, fixing the breaker 329 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,984 and the more-power disposal that you fried yesterday. 330 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,852 That's why I'm here. That's what I do. 331 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,687 I don't think so, Tim. 332 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,959 We're gonna get somebody else to finish the job. 333 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,694 I suppose I don't deserve a second chance. 334 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,664 That more-power stuff worked better on my show 335 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,034 and not so good at my house, either. 336 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,869 So we're sharing now? 337 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,105 Well, not sharing. 338 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,341 I always found it easier to open up when I'm just talking 339 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:37,277 to the top half of another man's face. 340 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,780 Very particular fetish you've got. 341 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,116 I did it with Wilson. 342 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,851 Please tell me you're not talking about 343 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,720 that stupid volleyball in that Tom Hanks movie. 344 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,322 I love Tom Hanks. 345 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,458 I always feel like he's the second best guy 346 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,127 in some of those films. 347 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,965 -Who was Wilson? -Oh, one of my neighbors. 348 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,232 Actually, for many, many years, 349 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,633 I shared a lot of stuff with him. 350 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,868 He passed away. 351 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,237 I'm sorry about that. 352 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,738 Yeah, me, too. 353 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,907 I miss Wilson. 354 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:11,011 I miss a lot of stuff. (stammers) 355 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,580 Listen, I will get somebody out here to fix this. 356 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,083 A pro, one of our guys. It's on us. 357 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,389 Damn. 358 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:25,925 I look as good walking away as I do from the front. 359 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,265 I am so glad we found this. It's too perfect. 360 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,867 Ready to make a couple of little boys cry? 361 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,770 -No, that's bullying. -I'm talking about our husbands. 362 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,073 (laughs): Oh, yeah, that's different. 363 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,675 Hey, guys, can you come in here for a second? 364 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,377 Hey, what's up? 365 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,279 We're trying to figure out what to do with our next podcast. 366 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,116 Yeah, we want to do an episode about how Bill Lamp was robbed 367 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,452 by these other shows and his accountant 368 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,953 and his brother-in-law. 369 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,689 But we don't want him to seem like a sucker. 370 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,925 Uh, this will be quick. 371 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:02,295 You were right about the League of Super Ladies. 372 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:06,233 Totally not on the same level as Toxic Titans. 373 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,436 Babe, I mean, you can't be expected to know as much as I do 374 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,238 about the genre. 375 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,373 I mean, I've been reading since I was a little kid. 376 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,475 I was practically a nerd. 377 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,877 No. 378 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,815 We finally realized that their writers were... 379 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,817 Hmm, what-what was it? 380 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,786 -Losers? Posers? -Hmm. 381 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,655 Hacks? 382 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:32,825 Well, I mean, that's a little harsh. 383 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,062 -But yeah. -Yeah. 384 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,630 Wait, what's this? 385 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,133 Bill Lamp wrote 16 episodes 386 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:44,504 of League of Super Ladies between '91 and '93? 387 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,939 That can't be right. Ryan, tell them that's not right! 388 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,675 Kyle, just let me read this, okay? 389 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,977 -Legitimate website. -Mm-hmm. 390 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,513 Television episodes. Oh, my God. 391 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,082 Bill Lamp wrote 16 episodes 392 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,016 of League of Super Ladies from '91 to '93! 393 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,486 No, that's the same thing Kristin just said! 394 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:02,021 He wrote it under the pseudonym William Chandelier. 395 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,357 Ah! Man, that's a cool name. 396 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,159 -Yeah, that's so Bill. -(chuckles) 397 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,027 But I don't understand-- I mean, why did he feel like 398 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,762 he needed to hide his identity? 399 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,132 Maybe because he knew some of his diehard graphic novel fans 400 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:15,034 can be elitist snobs who don't respect other people's feelings. 401 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,969 MANDY: You know, we love our show 402 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,005 just as much as you guys love Toxic Titans. 403 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,640 When we were little girls, 404 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:24,010 it made us feel like we could be powerful, too. 405 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,847 We owe you an apology. 406 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,216 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 407 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,618 You know what? And I have an idea about 408 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,653 what we can do for our podcast. 409 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,224 We should devote the whole hour to League of Super Ladies. 410 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:41,294 And we happen to know two experts. 411 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,662 Will you do it? 412 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:46,032 Well, it is a call-in show. 413 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,568 Might give a chance for some of those fans 414 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,238 -to talk to a real girl. -(laughs) 415 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,206 Let's do it. 416 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:59,346 It really is uncanny how much you look like Mike. 417 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,149 I mean, if-if-if Mike stopped coloring his hair. 418 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,352 Did you enjoy all that attention you received 419 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,420 -from the employees as you walked through the store? -Yeah. 420 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,189 Actually, it was, it was kind of fun. 421 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,524 I-I gave a woman down there a big discount 422 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,092 on a tent and a shotgun. 423 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,362 -(laughs) -Hey, hey, can you do us a favor? 424 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,597 C-Can you read this and let us film you? 425 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,731 -Sure. -Yeah. 426 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,233 Now, why am I doing this again? 427 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,934 Because there are some words that need to be said 428 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,102 from that face. 429 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,104 Chuck, what can I say? 430 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,773 You're right and I'm wrong again. 431 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,341 (laughter) 432 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,909 -Come on, do mine, do mine, do mine. -Do his. 433 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,110 All right, all right, all right. 434 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,713 Jazz is America's greatest art form. 435 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,781 -Yeah. -(laughs) 436 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,048 MIKE: Hey. 437 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,884 I invited him to see me, not you two. 438 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,286 What can I say, Mike? 439 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,054 You're right and I'm wrong again. 440 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,957 -(laughing) -(Ed scatting) 441 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,228 Hey, come on in. 442 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,129 Your guy from Binford did a great job. 443 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,099 He fixed the breaker box and the disposal, 444 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,136 and not one vegetable stuck in my ceiling. 445 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,138 He said that, uh, you actually are a great guy. 446 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,608 I was worried he went to the wrong house. 447 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,109 He also had time to show me 448 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,945 where I could find these on the Internet. 449 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,315 Wow. 450 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,749 My old shows. 451 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,251 I've been watching some of these. 452 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,985 Just want you to know, I think... 453 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,954 Oh, boy, here we go. 454 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,257 I think these are great. 455 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,259 Well-produced, clever, funny. 456 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,561 I really like these. They're great. 457 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,263 Why did you quit doing this? 458 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:27,099 Because they were great, and as soon as I finished one show, 459 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,937 I got to thinking, "Can I make the next one as great?" 460 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,106 And... ah, it-it's really hard to understand. 461 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,509 Oh, I understand that. 462 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,177 I'm kind of running out of ideas. 463 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,112 There's only so many tools out there, you know? 464 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,616 But there's an unlimited number of things you can build. 465 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,686 I loved it. 466 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,455 Do you miss it? 467 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,790 I do. 468 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,792 Well, I think we have two reasons why you might want 469 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,127 to think of rebooting that Tool Time show. 470 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,364 Maybe this time, add more power. 471 00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,199 (grunting): Oh-oh, oh-oh. 472 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,637 When you do it, it's annoying. 473 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,980 Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 474 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:18,685 celebrating-- woo-hoo-- the tenth anniversary of this vlog. 475 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:22,021 Do you know what Aristotle, Alexander the Great 476 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,223 and the great Ronald Reagan had in common? 477 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,126 They all loved jelly beans? I don't know. 478 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,362 Just a guess, but who doesn't love them? 479 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,898 The one thing these remarkable men had in common was 480 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,701 they never stopped pushing themselves to be even better 481 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,469 than they were the day before. 482 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,537 Wow. 483 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,572 Of Aristotle's 31 surviving works, 484 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,875 the vast majority were written in the final years of his life. 485 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,911 No word processing back then. 486 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,580 The dude probably died of a hand cramp. 487 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,716 (imitates tool clinking) 488 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,485 Alexander the Great ruled over an empire all the way up 489 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:57,256 to the day he died at the ripe old age of 32. 490 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,726 Hey, he crammed a lot in, huh? 491 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,528 Which brings us to the Gipper. 492 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,830 While some people spend their 70s getting discounts 493 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,399 at diners and falling asleep in front of the TV, 494 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,901 you know what Ronald Reagan did? 495 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,538 The dude crushed communism. 496 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,774 It's not easy topping yourself when you're awesome, huh? 497 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,344 But that's what all of us should do every day. 498 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,245 I've done a hell of a lot of these vlogs 499 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,947 in the last ten years. 500 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,550 And you know which one I think is best? 501 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,084 My next one. 502 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,553 'Cause I'm just getting started. 503 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,220 And I've got more power than ever. 504 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,890 (grunting): Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh? 505 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,525 Baxter out. 506 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,093 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 507 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,895 and TOYOTA. 508 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,030 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 36662

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