All language subtitles for 20. The Last Laugh.eng

You've had your big moment.

You've been judge,
jury and executioner.

Now it's time for you
to take a look at the truth.

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Yah!

Yah!

You hurt my horse,
and I'll kill you!

Hey, Judd, know what's
good for a tired horse?

Put a burr under
its saddle.

Nothing like a burr

for spooking up
a half-dead horse.

Here, Mickey,
show it to him.

Now, wait a minute, Ed,
you know how he gets.

Oh, let's have
some fun with him.

Come on, show
him the burr.

Come here, Judd
- Mickey's got something for you.

Thank you.

Welcome home,
honey!

Yeah!

Oh, well, I guess I should visit
my mother more often.

Don't you try it.

How is she?
Oh, she's tedious.

She still can't
understand

how her Eastern daughter
can stay married

to a Western rancher.

She'll never be able to
figure that one out, will she?

Hey.

What do you think
you're doing, mister?

Well, I was just trying to
organize this, uh, personal...

Yeah, well, this
is my wife's petticoat.

I recognized it.

It's Belgian lace
and very pretty.

I don't like
your sense of humor, mister.

Oh, Bill, please don't
lose your temper.

Judd, I was only fooling,
honest!

Judd, put me down!

Put him down!
Put him down!

I'm sorry, Mr. Borden,

but they was making fun
of Jenny.

It was Ed's idea,
not mine.

You never know when
to quit, do you, Ed?

Someday, you're going to start
more trouble than you can handle.

Judd, go on back
to the ranch.

These saddle bums
aren't worth your time.

Well, your husband
handled that very well.

He's the only one around
here who can control Judd.

I'm sorry, Ed,
I-I guess I just got scared.

Go on, beat it.

But...
Go on!

Hey, Judd! Come here.

I want to talk to you.

Thank you.

Welcome.

What the devil
are you laughing at?

Well, it is sort of
ridiculous, isn't it?

Did you hear 'em, Judd,
laughing at you?

Me? Who's laughing at me?

Gil Borden's laughing at you.
Look at them.

Him and his wife
and that other man.

They're laughing
at you.

I'll be glad to help.

We'll manage
without your help.

Don't take him so
seriously, honey.

You know, my husband isn't
always as hot- headed as this-

just during his
waking hours.

Come on, Nora, help me
pick this stuff up.

Bye.

Bye. Thanks.

Mr. Borden's my boss.

Now, don't you say
nothing against him.

He was once my boss, too.

Well, he fired you, 'cause
you're always starting trouble.

He fired me 'cause I wouldn't
let him push me around,

wouldn't let him laugh at me
and make me look bad

in front of the whole world.

You like being laughed at?

Well, I don't
want to get fired.

Don't it get you sore,
being laughed at all the time?

Gil Borden, his wife,
that fancy-looking stranger-

everybody makes fun
of Big Judd.

Mr. Borden wouldn't
make fun of me.

Now, you stop that.

Even Mickey makes fun of you,
and you let him.

Not when he's going to
hurt my horse, I don't.

Look, why not give Mickey
a little of his own medicine?

What?

A burr. Here.

Slip it under Mickey's saddle.

Let him get laughed at
for a change.

That ain't Mickey's
horse, is it?

Sure it is. Take a look.

What's wrong, you
scared of Mickey, too?

Big Judd Calhoun scared of a
little tiny fellow like Mickey?

I ain't scared of nobody,
I told you.

Except little Mickey.

No, I ain't. I ain't scared
of nobody, you hear?

Show me.

Come on.

You know, Gil,
that-that stranger

was just trying
to help us.

You know, I thought
he was rather charming.

Maybe that's why
I didn't like him.

Is this a new horse?
Yup.

Let me ride him back.

I just got him from Lou Spence.
You wait for Hank.

He's bringing the surrey
from the livery stable.

The surrey? Look, I have my
new riding skirt to break in,

and besides, I've been acting like
a lady at my mother's for two weeks.

Are you going to make
me act like a lady, too?

Oh, all right,
I'll ride the surrey.

Oh...

I'll meet you at the livery
stable and follow you home.

Can I help?
Oh, thank you.

Aren't you going
to miss the stage?

No, it's an hour layover.

That's Mr. Borden's horse, Ed.

Why'd you want to tell me
it was Mickey's horse?

Do you want him to know that you
put that burr under the saddle?

No... but Mrs. Borden's
going to get hurt.

You'll get all the blame
if you don't shut up.

Now, there, all set.

Thank you, and please forgive
my husband's temper.

Sometimes I think
he'd rather fight than eat.

Well, it's, uh, good for the
waistline and hard on the knuckles.

I hope we'll meet
again sometime.

Good-bye.

All right! Halt!

Ho!

All right, whoa!

Ed, what'll we do?

Don't say nothing, understand?
Nothing!

Well, what should
I do, Ed?

T-Tell me what to do.

Sh-Should I run away?

I told you stay here.

The minute you run,
they'll know you did it.

Well, you told
me to do it, Ed.

You think
they'll believe that?

Look at 'em.

They'll track you down,

have you swinging
on the end of a rope.

Ed, the stranger-
he knows something.

I-I seen him lookin' at the
horse, and then he looked at us.

You stay here.
I'll handle it.

That horse is
dangerous, mister.

He's all right now.

You saw what he
did to Mrs. Borden.

Yes, I did.

Now, what causes a gentle horse
to turn wild all of a sudden?

Do you have any ideas?

Well, both her legs
are broken badly.

I don't understand it.
That horse is no killer.

I rode him around all week
before I bought him.

I wouldn't put Nora on a horse
she couldn't handle.

How did it happen?

Did anyone see?

Wasn't anyone there?

Perhaps this'll explain it.

I found it
under the saddle.

A burr.

You mean someone
played a joke?

A lousy, stinking joke?

All right, now, I know
someone here knows who did it.

Now, who was it?!

Now, tell me,
who was it?

Just give me five minutes
with him.

I'll stake every cent I got
as a reward.

Now, who was it?!

Perhaps I can be some help.

Do you know
who crippled my wife?

I'll find out.

All right,
you find out.

You're hired.

Wait a minute,
Mr. Borden.

Judd and me
were right here.

We saw the whole thing.
What are you talking about?

We know who put that burr
under the saddle.

All right, who was it?

Him.

Borden, use your head.

What reason would I have
to hurt your wife?

Look at him.
He's a fast gun.

He likes hurting people.

You don't believe that, do you?

I don't disbelieve it.

He was right there
at the horse,

fussing with the saddle,
fixing the cinch.

Ask anybody.
That's right.

I saw him
from inside the saloon.

He was fooling around
with that cinch.

Better be the truth, Ed.

Think anybody's crazy enough
to lie to you?

Ask Judd. He was there.
Hey, Judd.

He-he did it.

I-I seen him, Mr.
Borden, honest.

Yeah, he even went
to the trouble

of dusting off the saddle.

How many times

have you seen anybody
do that?

Yeah. How come he was the only
one who knew about that burr?

He was covering himself,
that's all.

I don't like to do this
to you people,

but I don't have any choice.
Now, go on home.

All of you, go on.

You know what Nora
means to me, Paladin?

I think so.
No, you don't.

Nora doesn't even know, but
you're going to find out,

'cause I'm going
to hunt you down.

I'm going to get you,

and I'm going to return every
bit of pain you've given her.

Looks like I'll have to find
that man who hurt your wife

for your sake
as well as for my own.

Now, you two,
toss those guns.

Throw 'em out there!

Now, you four, get down,
get down on you faces.

Get down!

Mister,

I'll blow you down.

Put your face down.

Stay down there.

Get your horses!

I'll see you later, honey.

Gil?

It's been a week.

Well, you've been riding
with the posse every day.

Well, Paladin is still
running loose.

Well, finding him's not going
to help me walk again.

Honey, there's a...

There's a marshal
in the territory.

Now, why don't you
let him do it?

Grab a horse.

We just picked up
Paladin's trail.

Where is he?
Look here.

Nobody else in town smokes
fancy cigars like this.

Found it by
the riverbed.

All right.
Gil, please stay.

Honey,

suppose I was in
the wheelchair

instead of you.

And you knew the man
who put me there.

What would you do to him?
Tell me.

Oh.

Well, I'd make sure
he was the right man.

Who says he ain't

the right man?

Well, I don't know.

It's just that
I don't think he's capable.

Why not?

'Cause he played up
to you a little?

'Cause he made jokes
about your petticoats?

Always doing exactly
the right thing,

ain't you, Borden?

You ought to quit the posse, Ed.

Let him find Paladin himself.

No. I want to be there
when Borden finds him.

I want to see him do
something all wrong.

Kind of mistake
even he can't fix.

Come on.

Can I come in?

The horse I borrowed-
I've just returned it.

It's tied in the corral.

The cook is here, and...

and Judd,
and all I have to do is scream.

Do you know
the whole town's after you?

They want to kill you
on sight.

Oh, they're a mob.

They're a terrible mob.

A mob's incapable
of reason or trust.

I'd like to believe
you're not part of it.

Tell me the truth, Mr. Paladin.

I have to know.

I had nothing to do
with your accident.

Nothing.

I have to believe you.

Your eyes give you away.

Why do you stay
around here?

You could be miles away.

It's... It's so dangerous.

Your husband hired me
to find the person who did this,

and if he hadn't hired me,
I suspect

I'd be doing the same thing
anyway.

Well, that's ridiculous.

He's-He's out to kill you.

I-I'd like to do anything
I could to stop it, but...

You can.

If I could just talk
to the big man,

the one with the ancient horse.

Judd, Judd Calhoun.

If I could just talk to Judd
for about five minutes.

I think he knows who did it.

Well, he's down
at the bunkhouse right now.

But Mr. Paladin,
he's a monster.

I mean, he can cripple a man
with a handshake.

Or a burr
under the saddle.

Mrs. Borden?

Well, that's the cook.

Go out through the back room,
through Gil's room and out.

Keep him here for
about five minutes.

I'll be down at the
bunkhouse, talking to Judd.

Well, but they'll come
right back and find you.

I want them to find me.

Mrs. Borden?

Come in, Hank.

Can't figure it
out, Mrs. Borden.

That horse is back.

The one that
threw you.

Oh?

It's in the corral.

And, are-are you sure?

Yes, ma'am,
I'm positive.

That Paladin fellow
took the horse with him,

and now that horse
is in the corral.

I better let Mr. Borden know.

Oh, no, Hank, please.

Ma'am, he'll want to know.

That fellow must be close by
if that horse is here.

Um...

Hank, please stay with me.

I've... I've been so lonely.

Won't take me long
to find Mr. Gil, ma'am.

Reckon he'd be mighty sore

to know Paladin slipped
by him again.

Hank, uh...

W-Would you get me a pillow
over there, please?

You know how that horse got
here, Mrs. Borden?

No, of-of course not, Hank.

Well...

I'll send Judd back
to keep you company.

Ma'am.

It's a good thing
we work here, Jenny.

Where we can sit
and rest a spell,

and nobody cares
too much.

Mr. Borden treats you well,
doesn't he, Judd?

Want you to step inside the barn
with me for a moment.

What for?

Well, the daylight has become
rather bad for my health.

Come on.

I know you.

Your the fellow
they're looking for.

After you.

You're-You're
that gunslinger.

They're looking
for you.

Why?

Huh?

Why are they looking
for me, Judd?

'C-Cause you hurt
Mrs. Borden.

You put that burr
under the saddle.

Did I?

Yeah, you did.

I put it there
to hurt Mrs. Borden?

No. All it was supposed...

Keep talking, Judd.

No.

Mrs. Borden wasn't supposed
to ride that horse, was she?

That burr was meant

for somebody else,
wasn't it, Judd?

Now you were there,
you saw it.

Tell the truth!

I don't know.
I think you do!

I-I don't know
what you're saying.

I want you to tell
me the truth, Judd.

You're getting me
all mixed up. I...

Was it you, Judd?

Was it you?

Did you put that burr
under that saddle?

No, I would never hurt Mrs. Borden, never.

It wasn't meant
for Mrs. Borden, was it?

Meant to hurt somebody else, wasn't it?

Answer me!

It was meant for Gil
Borden, wasn't it?

No.

It-It was for M-Mickey.

Ed said the horse belonged
to Mickey, and I...

What else did
Ed say, Judd?

You hear that posse?

You're afraid of
them, aren't you Judd?

You afraid of that posse?

No.

Afraid to go out there
and tell those people

exactly what you know?

I ain't scared of nobody.

No?

Well, then, come
on, Judd, come on.

Come on.

Hats off, Paladin.

Now, hold it.

Judd got something
to tell you people.

Tell 'em, Judd.
Tell 'em

who put the burr
under the saddle.

You heard him,
Judd, go ahead.

It was him.

My party now, bud.

Isn't your wife invited to this party?

She won't enjoy it
as much as I will.

Well, I think she'd like
to see you as a hero-

judge, jury, and executioner,
all wrapped up in one.

Tie him up, Ed.

She'll be real
pleased with you.

Shooting an innocent man,
unarmed man

with his hands carefully tied.

She'd really be impressed
with you.

One more word out
of you, and I'll...

He's trying
to rile you up, Borden.

Go on, put him away.

Oh, let Mr. Borden have
his big moment.

He's trying to talk you
into a fight.

Yeah, and he ain't worth
it. You guys, shut up.

I was told you'd rather fight
than eat.

You looking
for a change of diet?

You talking awful big, Paladin.

I tell you,
quit wasting time.

Put a hole through him,
and be done with it.

Maybe you
better do that.

Here, you want
to tie my hands?

Make it easier
for you.

You might get hurt.

Judd might not
like that.

You're making a
mistake, Borden.

We'll see whose mistake it is.

Your own?

Take care of him, Judd. Please, Mr. Borden.

He's hurting you.
You leave me alone, Judd.

Please, please, Mr. Borden.

There he is.

You hurt him again,
I'm gonna kill you.

I'm gonna tear you to pieces.

Let me alone, Judd,
let me alone.

What about it, Judd?

You gonna say
who put that burr

under the saddle?

No. Come on, who is it?

Do you want me to hurt
him again? No, no, no.

Ah, Judd, watch that
stupid mouth of yours.

I did it,
Mr. Borden.

I put that burr
under the saddle.

And I...
Ed told me to.

I didn't mean
to hurt Mrs. Borden,

but Ed told me to.

All right.

Next one to try anything gets
the same thing.

I mean it.

Don't nobody even move.

What can I do, Paladin?

What can I do
to make up for all this?

You want an easy answer,

don't you?

Come on.

Gil!

Gil, what happened?

I got exactly
what was coming to me,

that's what happened.

Paladin's got $2,000
coming to him.

Oh.

Well, I...

I-I don't under...

I don't understand anything.

Your husband will explain.

I've got just time to
catch the next stage.

I want you to
listen to me.

I have a friend
in San Francisco.

He's a surgeon.

One of the finest
in the country,

and I think
he can help you.

Oh.

Here you are, Paladin.

And that's not enough

for the all the misery
I've caused you.

Well, here's
the one

that suffered
the misery.

I want you
to take this.

Mrs. Borden?

For your medical
expenses.

I-I... really...

Don't worry
about it.

I'll get it back.

How will you get it back?

That doctor I told you about
in San Francisco-

he's a first-rate doctor,

but he's a second-rate
poker player.