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♪ My love for you is
equal to a worn out shoe ♪
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Mm.
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Nah.
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♪ A big cow moo
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Uh-uh.
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♪ Some undefinable gunky goo
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Yeah.
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Mm, no.
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♪ My love for you is equal to
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♪ Day old stew
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- Del, are you okay?
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- Oh, Didi, it's you.
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Sorry, but I'm having
trouble with my new song.
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How is my little snuggle bunny?
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Are we getting together
tonight, my little love muffin?
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- Del, please be serious.
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You've gotta sell your
songs to Mister Mega
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or we'll never get together.
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In fact, he's here now to--
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- Come on, my little minuet.
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I know you love it when I bite
your little earsy wearsies.
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- Del.
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- And you've got the cutest
little earsy wearsies I know.
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- And you've got the cutest
little buns in the business.
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- And you've got the
cutest little--
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- Hello, mister romance
in the pants.
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If you wanna live in
hearts and flowers land
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with your sweet bunny muffin,
then why don't you bring
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all your brilliant new
tunes over today.
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Or maybe--
- Great, Mister Mega.
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I'm working on a real
hot tune now.
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It's a fabuloso fave
classic hot number one
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with a bullet top 10
killer ground breaker hit,
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smash-a-roo chart buster.
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I just need one more line.
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- Try the unemployment line.
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Listen, Del, you've
got 47 minutes
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to deliver your
nothing-burger hit.
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- Wait, Mister Mega,
listen to this.
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- Yeah?
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You listen to this.
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- Call for you on
line number 726.
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It's Missus Mega.
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- Don't try coming home late
again tonight, tweezer brows.
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- Yes, my little puppy paws.
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- And don't forget the milk,
lint breath.
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- Yes, my little poodle pet.
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Do you suppose you could
forget about Mister Wonderbar
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long enough to put in a few
seconds of secretarial duty?
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- Yes, Mister Mega.
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C sharp.
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B flat.
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Oh, why did I ever leave home?
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- 47 minutes.
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47 minutes.
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47 minutes.
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47 minutes.
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47 minutes.
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47 minutes.
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♪ My love for you is equal to
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♪ My love for you is equal to
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47 minutes.
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47 minutes.
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47 minutes.
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47 minutes.
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47 minutes.
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46 minutes.
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Ah.
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♪ Doggone blues
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♪ Shopper rude
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♪ Dime store dude
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♪ A fight with food
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♪ A gal named Sue
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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh
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I can write a hit.
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- You dunder head.
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You couldn't write yourself
out of a wet paper bag.
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- I can too write myself
out of a wet paper bag.
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- The only contribution
you'll ever make
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to the music industry is
by dying young.
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- Oh yeah?
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I'll show you.
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- You tuneless twit.
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What does Didi see in you?
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- Didi loves me.
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Didi and I are yipes.
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Whew.
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I made it.
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I'm safe now.
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What's going on?
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Where am I?
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This is strange.
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- Thank you very much.
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Love you baby.
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- What now?
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- Lost?
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- No.
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I just don't know where I am.
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- Well son.
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♪ Round the last corner
of highway 11 ♪
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♪ A town so cozy it's
close to heaven ♪
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♪ Keep looking
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♪ You're almost there
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♪ Past gentle valleys
where cool breezes blow ♪
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♪ You'll find rosy gardens
where happiness grows ♪
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♪ Happiness everywhere
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♪ Believe me
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♪ I've been around
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♪ But in Flooby Nooby
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♪ I finally settled down
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♪ Lazy rivers relax awhile
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♪ The weeping willow
cracks a smile ♪
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♪ Up our mountain see
gambling sheep ♪
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♪ Leaning tower pizzas
open all week ♪
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♪ Mailman back went
down the street ♪
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♪ Delivering letters
with their feet ♪
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♪ Tree trunks broke,
clouds sing along ♪
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♪ Rush hour's onLy a
second long ♪
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♪ Floor and the ceiling
are dying to date ♪
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♪ Mother wall says
they'll have to wait ♪
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♪ Dishes scrub folks
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♪ Spuds smash themselves
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♪ Beets a swinging on a
kitchen shelf ♪
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ Rootie tootie by
Flooby Nooby ♪
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♪ Cars and trucks love to tap
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♪ Parking meters take a nap
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♪ Bills get a lift
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♪ Tunnels scream
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♪ Bertha shakes streets
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♪ Keeps 'em clean
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♪ Mattress flips you
out of bed ♪
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♪ Land in your clothes,
hat flies on your head ♪
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♪ Folks fly flapjacks
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♪ Kites ride trikes
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♪ Pillows sing you to
sleep at night ♪
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♪ Rainbows shimmy
chase you down ♪
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♪ Fire plugs like to
joke and clown ♪
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♪ Gus won't cuss
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♪ Claire won't swear
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♪ Got smiles so big we
had to share ♪
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ Rootie tootie by
Flooby Nooby ♪
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♪ Mirrors flatter, go
on and stare ♪
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♪ Ben the barber has a
way with hair ♪
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♪ Vance love pants
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♪ Curts and loud skirts
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♪ Burt's in the
outskirts in skirts ♪
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♪ Uncle Bob sings real flat
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♪ Gramps plays by ear
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♪ He likes it like that
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♪ Fiddles with his whiskers
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♪ Sings through his toes
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♪ Rehearsing a choir of
goofy crows ♪
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♪ Billy Walker's a
sweet talker ♪
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♪ Mary stares, she's a gawker
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♪ Duff is rough,
Clive multiples ♪
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♪ Big boy here's got
bedroom eyes ♪
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♪ Stay with me
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♪ Stick around
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♪ If you lived here,
you'd be home by now ♪
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♪ Tilly's out, always
on the phone ♪
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♪ Bob here's twisted,
someone take him home ♪
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♪ Greg is vague,
Steven's uneven ♪
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♪ Little Bud plays hide
and seeking ♪
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♪ Dolphins golfing,
crocodile's smiling ♪
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♪ Bugs love hugs,
reptiles file ♪
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♪ Chickens are picking,
birds are nerds ♪
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♪ Moles like to bowl
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♪ Haven't you heard
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♪ Fox walks rocks in
Flooby Zoo ♪
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♪ Eels make deals,
you will too ♪
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♪ Frogs where logs,
skunks are punks ♪
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♪ Albatross floss, that
ain't no punk ♪
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♪ Sun sings low moon
haunts the bar ♪
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♪ Don't allow tears,
always happy hour ♪
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♪ Jukes are cooks,
stools are cool ♪
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♪ Drinks are kinky, they
ain't no fools ♪
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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♪ In Flooby Nooby
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- Wow.
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What a great tune.
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I can actually remember it.
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Did you write that?
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- In Flooby Nooby, songs like
that, they write themselves.
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- What do you mean?
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- You think too much
to write a great song.
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You've got to feel all
the emotions.
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Passion.
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Pain.
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Pasta.
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Follow me, son.
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I'll show you what I mean.
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- What's going on?
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How come the trees are
getting smaller?
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- Don't you know?
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Perspective is a myth.
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In your world, all
objects are afraid
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of being eaten by humans
so they puff themselves up,
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but here in Flooby Nooby
we all love everything.
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So there's no need for puffery.
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Don't believe me.
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Go ahead and pet that dog.
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You're a stranger here
so he's not sure
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whether you're gonna eat him.
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All you have to do is
let go with some music.
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You're not feeling it, Del.
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It's got to come
from your heart.
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Oh that's from your pancreas.
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Up a little bit and
to the right.
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You're just not getting it.
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But I know someone who
can show you how.
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- Who?
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Who?
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I've got to know.
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- Well, he's really quite busy.
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You know these intellectuals.
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- Please.
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Who?
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- Some call him a
brilliant scholar.
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Some call him a learned guru.
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And then some call him
the all knowing sage.
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But most folks call him
the wise one.
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Course I get to call him Gus.
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- Yeah.
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That's what I want.
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Where is he?
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- Well fortunately, the wise
one is everywhere at all times.
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Remember, only a few
mortals are lucky enough
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to be in the presence of
this enlightened being
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who I call Gus.
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- This has got to help me.
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How else am I going to
write that perfect tune?
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How else am I going to
keep my job and Didi?
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♪ In a little while
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♪ I'll be gone
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♪ Guess I stayed in this
town too long ♪
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♪ I came when I was young
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♪ And unafraid
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♪ But I never should
have stayed ♪
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♪ Dreams of city lights
that won't come true ♪
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♪ They block the stars
that I once knew ♪
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♪ By fame and mystery
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♪ I was bright
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00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:19,293
♪ From the stars in
the open sky ♪
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♪ Home where it all began
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♪ Going home
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♪ Home will it be the same
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♪ Going home
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♪ Home is the place we land
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♪ Home
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♪ Home where it all began
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♪ Going home
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♪ Where should I turn
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♪ Should I go
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♪ Once I used to know
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♪ Maybe with you I'll
find the way ♪
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♪ But I know that I can't stay
269
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:15,496
♪ I know that I can't stay
270
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,904
- So, how was he?
271
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,124
- Wow.
272
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,343
He changed my life.
273
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:58,800
- Oh please.
274
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,108
Wise One.
275
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:07,113
Tell me how to write
the perfect song.
276
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,769
- My poor wandering pilgrim.
277
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:17,601
The truth path is not to be
found outside but within you.
278
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:21,431
You must be cleansed
and when you have made
279
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:27,263
your soul calm and pure, the
proper road to enlightenment
280
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,613
will be revealed
before your eyes.
281
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:34,618
Discover the purity
of perfection,
282
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:37,230
not the perfection of purity.
283
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:42,670
Remember my son, just
as one slice
284
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:47,588
into a loaf of bread
produces two pieces,
285
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:50,504
you must multiply your wisdom.
286
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:35,897
Oh my innocent one,
listen not with your ears
287
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,073
but with your heart.
288
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,946
See not with your eyes but
with your soul.
289
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:48,127
Feel not with your fingers
but with your spirit.
290
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:52,261
Smell not with your nose
but with your essence.
291
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:58,267
Like a jewel ring hidden
in a loaf of bread.
292
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,487
Take only the wheat.
293
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,532
Leave the chaff behind you.
294
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:08,582
You are hungry my son and
wisdom nourishes us all.
295
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:14,718
Your goal is the state
of oneness of being,
296
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:17,199
not the being of oneness.
297
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:54,889
My lost young traveler,
like the sands of time
298
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:58,284
through the hourglass
of our lives,
299
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:01,025
mourn not the wild seas
of yesterday,
300
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:07,162
but wind yourself round
the ship past of today
301
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:13,255
and let the winds of wisdom
blow you to a peaceful tomorrow
302
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:18,304
and to the calm safe harbor
the day after tomorrow.
303
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,612
Many men search for
wholeness of soul
304
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,137
rather than the soul
of wholeness.
305
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:31,447
Remember don't know what
you don't know.
306
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,190
Only know what you know.
307
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:12,793
Believe in me.
308
00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:23,325
- Well?
309
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,895
- I didn't understand a
thing he said.
310
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,505
- Of course not.
311
00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:32,160
He's the wise one not you.
312
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:34,205
Let's go get some food.
313
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:44,041
- No.
314
00:21:45,086 --> 00:21:49,699
Mm mm.
315
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:57,446
- He's trying to write a
song but he doesn't get it.
316
00:21:57,490 --> 00:22:00,144
- Well sweetie don't worry.
317
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:03,452
What you need is a heaping
plate of Dot's home cooking
318
00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:05,889
and let your innards run wild.
319
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:11,330
You know, Mayor, you been
real scarce around here.
320
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:14,071
It's good to have you back.
321
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,205
- I was just here for breakfast.
322
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,042
♪ You left me for
the open road ♪
323
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,783
♪ Where you went I didn't know
324
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:33,526
♪ But now you say you're
back to stay ♪
325
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:37,573
♪ Isn't it good again
326
00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:42,099
♪ Isn't it right again
327
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:44,232
♪ When you're gonna
count the days ♪
328
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,234
♪ Or cried the lonely
nights away ♪
329
00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:49,803
♪ You'll promise me
you'll never leave ♪
330
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:53,763
♪ Isn't it good again
331
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:58,289
♪ Isn't it right again
332
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:03,338
♪ And oh how I miss those
arms round me ♪
333
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:11,999
♪ I'm mighty glad that
you found me ♪
334
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,569
♪ Though darling I've
forgiven you ♪
335
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,571
♪ I can't forget what
we've been through ♪
336
00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:20,573
♪ A life alone
337
00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:22,488
♪ A broken home
338
00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:26,317
♪ But now it's good again
339
00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:29,538
♪ Isn't it right again
340
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:07,794
♪ And oh how I miss those
arms around me ♪
341
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:15,889
♪ I'm mighty glad that
you found me ♪
342
00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:20,981
♪ You left me for
the open road ♪
343
00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:23,026
♪ Where you went I didn't know
344
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:26,856
♪ But now you say you're
back to stay ♪
345
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:30,860
♪ Isn't it good again
346
00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:34,603
♪ Isn't it right again
347
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:38,694
♪ Isn't it good again
348
00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:42,916
♪ Isn't it right
349
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,961
♪ Again
350
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:55,885
- Mister Mayor, how could
you eat that adorable
351
00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:59,323
and talented hamburger?
352
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:01,587
Didn't you see it
dancing around?
353
00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:06,374
- Del, that's just your
heart kicking in.
354
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:10,726
I do believe you finally
got the feeling.
355
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:11,640
- I've got it.
356
00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:14,469
I've got the feeling.
357
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,516
Thank you, Mayor.
358
00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,431
Thanks, Dot.
359
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:24,479
Thank you, doggy.
360
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,655
Now I hope I don't lose it.
361
00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:29,832
- Honey, if you don't use it,
you lose it.
362
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:32,748
And then it gets
turned into soup.
363
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,689
♪ Hey daddy-o I'm a
greased back fool ♪
364
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:03,866
♪ I keep the place jumping,
love to watch them drool ♪
365
00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:06,826
♪ I'm a natural born
man, that's what I said ♪
366
00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:09,872
♪ Got secret weapon on
the top of my head ♪
367
00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:12,571
♪ My do
368
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:16,096
♪ Dig my do
369
00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:18,620
♪ My do
370
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:21,971
♪ Hey hey
371
00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:24,800
♪ Look out
372
00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:29,109
♪ I puff it up for you
373
00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:31,807
♪ Crew cuts, mohawks,
keep in the haze ♪
374
00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:34,636
♪ Mine hop, the door
blows all the way ♪
375
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,770
♪ Ruts, mops,
beehives and fros ♪
376
00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:40,903
♪ There's only one bush
baby this head grows ♪
377
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:43,558
♪ It's my do
378
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,692
♪ Dig my do
379
00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:49,738
♪ My do
380
00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:52,828
♪ Hey hey
381
00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:55,222
♪ Look out
382
00:26:55,265 --> 00:26:59,792
♪ I puff it up for you
383
00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:01,184
♪ Cream on the corn
384
00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:05,275
♪ I've got things to spare
385
00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:08,888
♪ Does anybody have a mint
386
00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:45,446
♪ Run on islands, I
sailed seven seas ♪
387
00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:48,362
♪ I can't find a girl cool
enough for me ♪
388
00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:51,539
♪ So I put up with all the
women in town ♪
389
00:27:51,582 --> 00:27:57,327
♪ But I can't stand the thing
that's run around in my do ♪
390
00:27:57,371 --> 00:28:00,417
♪ Dig my do
391
00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:03,072
♪ My do
392
00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:06,554
♪ Hey hey
393
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:08,948
♪ Look out
394
00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:12,255
♪ I puff it up for you
395
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:56,778
♪ Oh it's in my soul I guess
396
00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:02,392
♪ Ah baby
397
00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,527
- That's it.
398
00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:07,397
This is great.
399
00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:10,183
This is my hit song.
400
00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:12,141
- Well dang dong, Del.
401
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:14,274
You're gonna hit the
big time now.
402
00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:16,102
Say, what time was your meeting?
403
00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:28,070
- If I don't get that
hit tune, you're fired.
404
00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:31,421
- It's too late, Del.
405
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:33,162
I'm going home.
406
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:53,922
♪ When you've lost love
407
00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:58,187
♪ No one wants to know
408
00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:03,236
♪ There is a place only
the lonely go ♪
409
00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:09,938
♪ It's a sad hotel
410
00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:15,248
♪ Down the block from
sorrow station ♪
411
00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:20,122
♪ Only the lonely ever
make a reservation ♪
412
00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:29,436
♪ Ooh ooh ooh
413
00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:42,144
♪ Refresh yourself, have
a drink on us ♪
414
00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:44,930
♪ Come join the feast,
reservations from us ♪
415
00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:46,801
♪ Dig in
416
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:50,326
♪ Make yourself at home
417
00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:51,893
♪ We've got the coolest rooms
418
00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,286
♪ The cushiest chairs
419
00:30:53,329 --> 00:30:55,941
♪ The plushest rugs,
potted palms everywhere ♪
420
00:30:55,984 --> 00:31:01,511
♪ One dip and you'll
forget all your troubles ♪
421
00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:05,864
♪ At the Lovesick Hotel
422
00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,126
♪ Liar
423
00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:09,868
♪ Once I gave my love and
bared my guts ♪
424
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:12,696
♪ But you ran over me
like a big mack truck ♪
425
00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:15,525
♪ My life's a disgrace
but not in this place ♪
426
00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:18,180
♪ Lovesick Hotel
427
00:31:18,224 --> 00:31:20,879
♪ Well Penny was my
all time flame ♪
428
00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:23,577
♪ She's scorched my heart
and took all but the blame ♪
429
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:26,362
♪ The only love I knew
left me black and blue ♪
430
00:31:26,406 --> 00:31:29,452
♪ In the Lovesick Hotel
431
00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:31,890
♪ Kid look at me
432
00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:34,849
♪ You think I haven't
loved and lost ♪
433
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:40,420
♪ I just lie on my single
bed and toss, toss, toss ♪
434
00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:43,031
♪ Refresh yourself, have
a drink on us ♪
435
00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:45,816
♪ Come join the feast,
reservation's a must ♪
436
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:47,514
♪ Dig in
437
00:31:47,557 --> 00:31:51,300
♪ Make yourself at home
438
00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:54,173
♪ We've got the coolest
rooms, the cushiest chairs ♪
439
00:31:54,216 --> 00:31:57,045
♪ The plushest rugs,
potted palms everywhere ♪
440
00:31:57,089 --> 00:32:02,877
♪ One dip and you'll
forget all your troubles ♪
441
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:07,186
♪ At the Lovesick Hotel
442
00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:08,578
♪ This dump
443
00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:11,277
♪ She was puddy in my
hands when love was new ♪
444
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,193
♪ And when it was over,
I was mud on her shoe ♪
445
00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:16,847
♪ Welcome to my pad,
you'll be happy to be sad ♪
446
00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:19,807
♪ The Lovesick Hotel
447
00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:22,592
♪ My dizzy dame had
me so excited ♪
448
00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:25,378
♪ 'Til I was dumped in
the town of unrequited ♪
449
00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:28,207
♪ So I opened this joint but
love's beside the point ♪
450
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,949
♪ The Lovesick Hotel
451
00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:33,952
♪ I'm the duke of love
452
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:36,867
♪ So you be the sultan of sad
453
00:32:36,911 --> 00:32:42,656
♪ Well bad romance 'cause
love's a drag, drag, drag ♪
454
00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:45,006
♪ Refresh yourself, have
a drink on us ♪
455
00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:47,922
♪ Come join the feast,
reservation's a must ♪
456
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,793
♪ Dig in
457
00:32:49,837 --> 00:32:53,319
♪ Make yourself at home
458
00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:56,365
♪ We've got the coolest
rooms, the cushiest chairs ♪
459
00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:59,194
♪ The plushest rugs,
potted palms everywhere ♪
460
00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:04,808
♪ One dip and you'll
forget all your troubles ♪
461
00:33:04,852 --> 00:33:08,160
♪ At the Lovesick Hotel
462
00:33:09,683 --> 00:33:10,989
- Hotel schmotel.
463
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:12,425
- Follow me to your room.
464
00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:16,298
The senior citizens route.
465
00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:23,871
The route 66 suite.
466
00:33:27,179 --> 00:33:28,963
The musical A bomb suite.
467
00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:37,885
The Mister Grim Reaper room.
468
00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:45,110
The bone appetite suite.
469
00:33:48,852 --> 00:33:50,376
The bathtub suite.
470
00:33:54,162 --> 00:33:56,730
The laugh yourself to
death suite.
471
00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:06,870
The telephone suite.
472
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,096
The intern salesman suite.
473
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:17,881
- I think you should really
take advantage of this policy.
474
00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:20,623
- The loophole room.
475
00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:21,711
- I kill you.
476
00:34:23,974 --> 00:34:25,846
- The space age suite.
477
00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:26,803
- Two, one.
478
00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:31,417
- Shrinking suite.
479
00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:34,898
The music lovers room.
480
00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:39,555
The flying eraser suite.
481
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,735
The medicinal suite.
482
00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:54,570
The mysteriouso suite.
483
00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:02,709
And our fat calling pigs suite.
484
00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:11,109
And this is your suite.
485
00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:18,681
Hey programs here.
486
00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:20,161
Get your programs.
487
00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:24,339
- Jump, jump, jump,
jump, jump, jump, jump,
488
00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:27,777
jump, jump, jump, jump.
489
00:35:33,696 --> 00:35:34,958
- No, no.
490
00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:40,268
- Hey Mack, going to Mega Music?
491
00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:42,662
- Yeah and step on it.
492
00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:50,887
What's wrong?
493
00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:53,063
- You don't wanna
hear my troubles.
494
00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:56,850
- You think you got troubles.
495
00:35:56,893 --> 00:36:00,158
I'm about to lose my
job if you don't hurry.
496
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:02,769
- Oh yeah?
497
00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:05,772
Let me tell you what
losing's all about.
498
00:36:11,908 --> 00:36:14,433
♪ Another Saturday night
499
00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:17,218
♪ So drunk I barely remember
500
00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:19,220
♪ I was whooping it up
501
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:22,441
♪ With my only friend
the bartender ♪
502
00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:25,270
♪ Suddenly I felt
503
00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:27,750
♪ Mighty powerful surge
504
00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,883
♪ Pulling me like a magnet
505
00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:33,495
♪ Ooh I got the urge
506
00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:36,933
♪ There before me
507
00:36:36,977 --> 00:36:41,982
♪ You were a vision to behold
508
00:36:44,158 --> 00:36:46,682
♪ My thoughts so hot and nasty
509
00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:51,774
♪ Ooh I'm afraid they
can't be told ♪
510
00:36:55,561 --> 00:36:58,303
♪ I felt so proud darling
511
00:36:58,346 --> 00:37:00,914
♪ He's always there for me
512
00:37:00,957 --> 00:37:03,743
♪ One day I came home early
513
00:37:03,786 --> 00:37:06,702
♪ Should've put you under
lock and key ♪
514
00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:09,009
♪ You had to mess around
515
00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:11,577
♪ You're impossible to keep
516
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:17,539
♪ You had more beaus than
little bo peep ♪
517
00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:21,282
♪ Ooh babe
518
00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:26,244
♪ It ain't right what you do
519
00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:31,292
♪ Get out of my life
520
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:36,341
♪ Leave me with my no
nose blues ♪
521
00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:42,651
♪ Look in my coffee
522
00:37:42,695 --> 00:37:45,437
♪ You're all I see
523
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,266
♪ Look in my booze
524
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:51,094
♪ You're laughing at me
525
00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:53,662
♪ Stare out my window
526
00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:56,186
♪ You're all over the place
527
00:37:56,230 --> 00:38:02,541
♪ But I look at my body
and there ain't no trace ♪
528
00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:05,892
♪ Talk is cheap
529
00:38:05,935 --> 00:38:10,940
♪ Oh but so are you
530
00:38:13,203 --> 00:38:16,163
♪ Tired of begging you babe
531
00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:21,211
♪ Save me from my no
nose blues ♪
532
00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:25,215
♪ Instrumental
533
00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:10,043
♪ Everybody sing along
534
00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:12,785
♪ Look in my coffee
535
00:39:12,828 --> 00:39:15,353
♪ You're all I see
536
00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:18,094
♪ Look in my booze
537
00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:21,010
♪ You're laughing at me
538
00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:23,752
♪ Stare out my window
539
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:26,276
♪ You're all over the place
540
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,714
♪ But I look at my body
541
00:39:28,757 --> 00:39:32,413
♪ And there ain't no trace
542
00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:36,112
♪ Talk is cheap
543
00:39:36,156 --> 00:39:41,161
♪ Oh but so are you
544
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:45,992
♪ Tired of beggin' you babe
545
00:39:46,035 --> 00:39:48,951
♪ Save me from that
546
00:39:48,995 --> 00:39:54,435
♪ No
547
00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:59,440
♪ That no
548
00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:05,925
♪ From that no
549
00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:09,102
♪ Nose
550
00:40:09,145 --> 00:40:11,147
♪ Blues
551
00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:19,112
Well, that's my story, mack,
552
00:40:19,155 --> 00:40:23,246
and now I've got a
little lady to find.
553
00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:25,248
Here you are at Mega Music.
554
00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:30,689
- Hey, this isn't Mega Music.
555
00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:32,517
It's the ocean.
556
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,432
- Which ocean?
557
00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:35,694
You're on your own, buddy.
558
00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:36,782
See you later.
559
00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:35,536
♪ On this itty bitty island
560
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:39,671
♪ We like to dance all day
561
00:41:39,714 --> 00:41:45,111
♪ The crabs and the fishies
will be sad if you don't stay ♪
562
00:41:45,154 --> 00:41:48,462
♪ They say you can't dance
563
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,638
♪ That's dumb
564
00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:54,468
♪ I'm gonna show you some
565
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,123
♪ Do the twist ooh ooh
566
00:41:57,166 --> 00:42:00,039
♪ Do the bump
567
00:42:00,082 --> 00:42:02,737
♪ Do the swim ooh ooh
568
00:42:02,781 --> 00:42:05,871
♪ The funky chicken
569
00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:07,742
♪ The mashed potato
570
00:42:07,786 --> 00:42:09,004
♪ Do the jerk
571
00:42:09,048 --> 00:42:11,050
♪ Do the fly
572
00:42:11,093 --> 00:42:14,793
♪ No reason to be shy
573
00:42:14,836 --> 00:42:20,233
♪ When we landed on this
island life was such a bore ♪
574
00:42:20,276 --> 00:42:22,104
♪ We put sand in our pants
575
00:42:22,148 --> 00:42:26,282
♪ Now we're dancing
more and more ♪
576
00:42:26,326 --> 00:42:29,285
♪ Do the scratch
577
00:42:29,329 --> 00:42:31,810
♪ On your shore
578
00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:34,639
♪ We got dances galore
579
00:42:34,682 --> 00:42:38,120
♪ Do the twist ooh ooh
580
00:42:38,164 --> 00:42:40,949
♪ Do the bump
581
00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:43,909
♪ Do the swim ooh ooh
582
00:42:43,952 --> 00:42:46,738
♪ The funky chicken
583
00:42:46,781 --> 00:42:48,609
♪ The mashed potato
584
00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:49,915
♪ Do the jerk
585
00:42:49,958 --> 00:42:51,830
♪ Do the fly
586
00:42:51,873 --> 00:42:55,007
♪ No reason to be shy
587
00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:42,663
♪ All the clams and the fishies
made this place a scene ♪
588
00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:48,408
♪ Creating crazy rhythms in
the drop mix of your dreams ♪
589
00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:53,718
♪ Now when the sun sinks down
590
00:43:53,761 --> 00:43:57,547
♪ We like to dance around
591
00:43:57,591 --> 00:44:00,463
♪ Do the polka dot ooh ooh
592
00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:03,292
♪ Do the jackhammer
593
00:44:03,336 --> 00:44:06,121
♪ Do the divide ooh ooh
594
00:44:06,165 --> 00:44:09,037
♪ Do the ear
595
00:44:09,081 --> 00:44:12,084
♪ Do the freakout ooh ooh
596
00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:15,000
♪ Do the plaid
597
00:44:15,043 --> 00:44:18,046
♪ Do the ugly
598
00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:22,834
♪ Do the pencil, do the
dog suit, do the nudie ♪
599
00:44:22,877 --> 00:44:26,489
♪ Don't be the last one in
600
00:44:39,198 --> 00:44:40,895
- Don't you know a faster dance?
601
00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:43,463
- Dance?
602
00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:44,377
How can I dance?
603
00:44:45,813 --> 00:44:50,339
I just missed the most
important meeting of my life.
604
00:44:50,383 --> 00:44:51,776
- Oh.
605
00:44:51,819 --> 00:44:54,082
You're the one who's trying
to get to Mega Music.
606
00:44:54,126 --> 00:44:55,693
Why didn't you say so?
607
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,178
- Thanks for everything.
608
00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:05,964
I'll never forget you.
609
00:45:45,003 --> 00:45:48,702
Oh Didi, I'm so
happy to see you.
610
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:49,572
- Come on quick.
611
00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:51,226
We've got to hurry.
612
00:45:51,270 --> 00:45:53,011
- Am I late for
the meeting?
613
00:45:53,054 --> 00:45:55,709
- Oh Mister
Mega's not happy.
614
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,319
Where have you been?
615
00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,844
- Didi, you won't
believe what happened.
616
00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:03,282
I got lost in some
weird cloverleaf
617
00:46:03,325 --> 00:46:08,156
and I ended up in this odd
town called Flooby Nooby.
618
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,246
Then I met this
hamburger and fry.
619
00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:14,467
I danced on a beach with an ear.
620
00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:17,209
Then I was trapped in
this hotel room
621
00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:19,864
with a psychopathic bellhop.
622
00:46:19,907 --> 00:46:24,520
And the wise one kept having
these things rollover his head.
623
00:46:27,567 --> 00:46:30,265
- Mister Mega
will never believe you.
624
00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:32,485
- Well he'll
believe these songs.
625
00:46:35,662 --> 00:46:36,489
- Wait.
626
00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:38,752
This isn't the way.
627
00:46:40,362 --> 00:46:43,322
You know as long as I've
worked here, I still get lost.
628
00:46:46,238 --> 00:46:47,717
- Look at the time.
629
00:46:48,631 --> 00:46:50,633
I've missed my meeting for sure.
630
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,899
Wait, I hear someone coming.
631
00:46:54,942 --> 00:46:55,813
We're saved.
632
00:47:22,143 --> 00:47:26,060
- Did you hear about the
man who's always bald?
633
00:47:26,104 --> 00:47:28,410
His mother was
frightened by a nudist.
634
00:48:06,971 --> 00:48:10,104
Why does an ostrich have
such a long neck?
635
00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:12,846
Because its head is so
far from its body.
636
00:48:57,151 --> 00:49:01,329
Why must you be careful when
it's raining cats and dogs?
637
00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:02,896
You might step in a poodle.
638
00:49:18,651 --> 00:49:20,000
- Excuse me.
639
00:49:20,044 --> 00:49:22,960
Can you tell us how to get
to Mister Mega's office?
640
00:50:29,243 --> 00:50:31,854
- Say, can you
fellas help us out?
641
00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:33,900
We're looking for Mister
Mega's office.
642
00:50:33,943 --> 00:50:34,944
- Sure thing.
643
00:50:34,988 --> 00:50:35,815
It's that way.
644
00:50:35,858 --> 00:50:37,251
- No, that way.
645
00:50:37,295 --> 00:50:39,166
- You don't know what
you're talking about.
646
00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:41,516
I was there yesterday and
it's over there.
647
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:42,387
- Oh yeah?
648
00:55:29,804 --> 00:55:32,241
- Why am I watching this?
649
00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:42,121
- That session
back there, you was flat.
650
00:55:42,164 --> 00:55:43,514
- No way, man.
651
00:55:43,557 --> 00:55:45,385
You were sharp.
652
00:55:45,429 --> 00:55:50,085
- Can you please tell us
where Mister Mega's office is?
653
00:55:50,129 --> 00:55:51,522
- It's right there.
654
00:55:51,565 --> 00:55:53,306
- Oh great.
655
00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:56,309
- But I wouldn't
go in there if I was you.
656
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:59,181
- Yeah, some
incompetent dunder head
657
00:55:59,225 --> 00:56:01,749
has been keeping him
waiting all day .
658
00:56:12,412 --> 00:56:15,023
- So, you finally showed up.
659
00:56:16,068 --> 00:56:18,549
Let's declare a
national holiday.
660
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,727
However, I'm afraid
you're a little
661
00:56:22,770 --> 00:56:24,119
too late for this meeting.
662
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:27,862
- How could you not listen
to these songs?
663
00:56:27,906 --> 00:56:29,255
Have you no heart?
664
00:56:30,038 --> 00:56:31,039
- What?
665
00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:32,389
Why I've got a heart
bigger than.
666
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,655
Than this desk.
667
00:56:38,525 --> 00:56:40,005
Stand back.
668
00:56:41,528 --> 00:56:43,008
Take a meeting.
669
00:56:43,051 --> 00:56:44,618
Hold my calls.
670
00:56:44,662 --> 00:56:48,927
Now, get it straight
once and for all.
671
00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:51,146
Believe me.
672
00:56:52,104 --> 00:56:55,760
I'm a simple guy.
673
00:56:55,803 --> 00:57:00,242
I'm a big exec with a
private jet,
674
00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:02,810
but underneath I'm a pussycat.
675
00:57:04,986 --> 00:57:08,686
♪ So get hip to where I'm at
676
00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:35,539
♪ I hate money
677
00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:41,762
♪ Stocks and bonds
never turn me on ♪
678
00:57:41,806 --> 00:57:46,463
♪ Lousy money
679
00:57:47,725 --> 00:57:50,902
♪ I wish I was cool on a
sagging porch ♪
680
00:57:50,945 --> 00:57:54,166
♪ With no dividends to claim
681
00:57:54,209 --> 00:57:57,386
♪ 'Cause I hate money
682
00:58:04,568 --> 00:58:09,573
♪ You know I love people
683
00:58:11,749 --> 00:58:16,275
♪ Folks who work for me,
they're just family ♪
684
00:58:16,318 --> 00:58:21,802
♪ I love people
685
00:58:21,846 --> 00:58:23,935
♪ In my yacht or limo
686
00:58:23,978 --> 00:58:25,676
♪ Wherever I am
687
00:58:25,719 --> 00:58:28,853
♪ I reach out and help
my fellow man ♪
688
00:58:28,896 --> 00:58:32,813
♪ 'Cause I, I just love people
689
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:43,171
♪ They can keep all the power
690
00:58:43,215 --> 00:58:46,348
♪ I'm a low voltage guy
691
00:58:46,392 --> 00:58:49,264
♪ Keep all the glory
692
00:58:49,308 --> 00:58:52,790
♪ Just need enough to get by
693
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:58,535
♪ Because love is my
bottom line ♪
694
00:58:58,578 --> 00:59:00,537
♪ I really meant it
you know baby ♪
695
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:03,975
♪ Love is my bottom line
696
00:59:44,842 --> 00:59:48,106
♪ You know show biz,
it's all phony ♪
697
00:59:48,149 --> 00:59:51,544
♪ They smile when they're
telling lies ♪
698
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:55,243
♪ You think I love
all the glamor ♪
699
00:59:55,287 --> 00:59:58,551
♪ Boy, you got the wrong guy
700
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:03,600
♪ Because love is my
bottom line ♪
701
01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:10,345
♪ Yes love is my bottom line
702
01:00:14,132 --> 01:00:16,830
♪ Baby I mean it
703
01:00:18,397 --> 01:00:19,833
Okay.
704
01:00:19,877 --> 01:00:21,400
Let's see those tunes.
705
01:00:30,888 --> 01:00:33,064
♪ In Flooby Nooby
706
01:00:33,107 --> 01:00:36,894
♪ Isn't it good again
707
01:00:36,937 --> 01:00:38,983
♪ Dig my do
708
01:00:39,026 --> 01:00:44,466
♪ The Lovesick Hotel
709
01:00:44,510 --> 01:00:49,297
♪ No nose blues
710
01:00:49,341 --> 01:00:51,996
♪ Dance all day
711
01:00:54,738 --> 01:00:58,089
- These are
absolutely the worst.
712
01:01:00,352 --> 01:01:04,138
What do you know
about songwriting?
713
01:01:04,182 --> 01:01:08,055
- Well Mister Mega,
you may be the richest,
714
01:01:08,099 --> 01:01:11,929
most famous grand enchilada,
numero uno,
715
01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:16,020
hit maker extraordinaire
person in the music biz,
716
01:01:16,063 --> 01:01:20,372
but I just met some
people in a little town
717
01:01:20,415 --> 01:01:24,942
you never heard of
called Flooby Nooby
718
01:01:24,985 --> 01:01:28,728
and they showed me something
even you don't know.
719
01:01:28,772 --> 01:01:31,731
What's important is not
how much money you make
720
01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:34,560
or how many people you impress,
721
01:01:34,603 --> 01:01:39,086
but what's inside here
in your heart,
722
01:01:39,130 --> 01:01:42,220
and if you listen to
that voice deep inside,
723
01:01:42,263 --> 01:01:46,833
then nothing is impossible.
724
01:01:46,877 --> 01:01:50,054
- Bull pucky.
725
01:01:50,097 --> 01:01:52,143
Now get out.
726
01:01:52,186 --> 01:01:54,188
Get out.
727
01:01:54,232 --> 01:01:57,278
Get out.
728
01:01:57,322 --> 01:01:58,149
- Get out.
729
01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:00,586
Get out.
730
01:02:01,979 --> 01:02:05,025
♪ My love for you is
equal to all get out ♪
731
01:02:05,069 --> 01:02:06,461
Wait.
732
01:02:06,505 --> 01:02:08,420
Mister Mega, that's it.
733
01:02:08,463 --> 01:02:10,248
My unfinished song.
734
01:02:10,291 --> 01:02:12,163
My smash hit.
735
01:02:12,206 --> 01:02:13,033
Listen.
736
01:02:14,818 --> 01:02:20,475
♪ My love for you is
equal to all get out ♪
737
01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:26,133
♪ My love for you is equal
to a football shout ♪
738
01:02:26,177 --> 01:02:31,791
♪ My love for you is
equal to a gooey gout ♪
739
01:02:31,835 --> 01:02:34,315
♪ A baby's pout, a
wall hide trout ♪
740
01:02:34,359 --> 01:02:37,318
♪ A silly scout, a
foamy stout yeah ♪
741
01:02:37,362 --> 01:02:42,193
♪ My love for you is equal
to the gum on my shoe ♪
742
01:02:42,236 --> 01:02:43,629
♪ Da da da da da
743
01:02:43,672 --> 01:02:48,590
♪ My love for you is
equal to mulligan stew ♪
744
01:02:48,634 --> 01:02:54,683
♪ My love for you is
equal to a big cow moo ♪
745
01:02:54,727 --> 01:02:56,947
♪ A ribbon blue, a room
with a view ♪
746
01:02:56,990 --> 01:03:00,559
♪ A box of jujus, a mean
tattoo honey ♪
747
01:03:00,602 --> 01:03:03,780
♪ That's my love for you
748
01:03:03,823 --> 01:03:07,305
♪ Big finish now
749
01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:12,876
♪ My love for you is like
a cobweb hanging around ♪
750
01:03:12,919 --> 01:03:15,313
♪ Da da da da da
751
01:03:15,356 --> 01:03:20,361
♪ My love for you is like
a velvet crying clown ♪
752
01:03:22,537 --> 01:03:27,586
♪ My love for you is like
a mangy snoozing hound ♪
753
01:03:27,629 --> 01:03:29,936
♪ A baby's coo, a pup
with no poo ♪
754
01:03:29,980 --> 01:03:33,810
♪ A kid with the flu, a
sponge when it's new yeah ♪
755
01:03:33,853 --> 01:03:36,943
♪ That's my love for you
756
01:03:36,987 --> 01:03:38,815
♪ Oh do it again
757
01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:41,687
♪ That's my love for you
758
01:03:41,730 --> 01:03:44,037
♪ Yeah baby
759
01:03:44,081 --> 01:03:49,173
♪ That's my love for you
760
01:03:49,216 --> 01:03:51,131
♪ Yeah
761
01:03:55,919 --> 01:03:58,182
So, you liked it?
762
01:03:58,225 --> 01:03:59,313
- It stinks.
763
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,751
- But you were smiling.
764
01:04:02,795 --> 01:04:05,798
- Eh, I got a sesame
seed caught in my gums.
765
01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:14,720
That is absolutely,
positively the worst piece
766
01:04:14,763 --> 01:04:18,985
of trash I have ever
heard in my entire career
767
01:04:19,029 --> 01:04:21,509
and not only will you never work
768
01:04:21,553 --> 01:04:24,773
on this planet or any
other planet again,
769
01:04:24,817 --> 01:04:28,865
but I'm taking you off
my Christmas card list.
770
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:35,088
- You know, perhaps this
is for the best.
771
01:04:36,394 --> 01:04:42,182
Now you can find someone
who really loves you.
772
01:04:42,226 --> 01:04:46,926
After all, I was just using you
773
01:04:48,232 --> 01:04:51,104
to get my songs to Mister Mega.
774
01:04:57,719 --> 01:05:01,680
♪ In the coldest month
of the winter ♪
775
01:05:01,723 --> 01:05:06,032
♪ In the darkest hour
of the day ♪
776
01:05:06,076 --> 01:05:09,949
♪ I sit and wonder if
you'll remember me ♪
777
01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:14,954
♪ When I'm gone away
778
01:05:14,998 --> 01:05:19,132
♪ I dare myself to tell
you I love you ♪
779
01:05:19,176 --> 01:05:23,310
♪ I'm afraid but I'll be brave
780
01:05:23,354 --> 01:05:27,445
♪ I don't care I'm just
gonna tell you ♪
781
01:05:27,488 --> 01:05:32,493
♪ Or all my hearts and
flowers fade away ♪
782
01:05:34,017 --> 01:05:37,977
♪ Be my only love
783
01:05:38,021 --> 01:05:42,982
♪ I'm hoping you'll say
784
01:05:46,116 --> 01:05:48,118
♪ Love
785
01:05:48,161 --> 01:05:53,166
♪ Give your heart away
786
01:05:54,820 --> 01:05:58,302
♪ Be my
787
01:05:58,345 --> 01:06:03,350
♪ Only love
788
01:06:04,917 --> 01:06:08,703
♪ All I have to give
is a promise ♪
789
01:06:08,747 --> 01:06:13,056
♪ I promise you my
heart and my home ♪
790
01:06:13,099 --> 01:06:17,495
♪ But now comes the day I
must go away ♪
791
01:06:17,538 --> 01:06:22,543
♪ And leave you alone
792
01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:28,549
♪ Be my only love
793
01:06:28,593 --> 01:06:33,511
♪ I'm hoping you'll say
794
01:06:33,554 --> 01:06:39,125
♪ Be my only love
795
01:06:39,169 --> 01:06:44,957
♪ Give your heart away
796
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:49,092
♪ Be my
797
01:06:49,135 --> 01:06:54,140
♪ Only love
798
01:06:54,184 --> 01:06:58,014
♪ Be my
799
01:06:58,057 --> 01:07:00,364
♪ Only love
800
01:07:11,984 --> 01:07:14,291
- Del my boy, that song.
801
01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:16,336
It's a gold mine.
802
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,598
I want it.
803
01:07:17,642 --> 01:07:18,730
Name your price.
804
01:07:25,737 --> 01:07:27,826
♪ You left me for
the open road ♪
805
01:07:27,869 --> 01:07:29,741
♪ Where you went I didn't know
806
01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:33,658
♪ But now you say you're
back to stay ♪
807
01:07:33,701 --> 01:07:37,531
♪ Isn't it good again
808
01:07:37,575 --> 01:07:41,970
♪ Isn't it right again
809
01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:44,147
♪ When you were gone I
count the days ♪
810
01:07:44,190 --> 01:07:46,149
♪ And cried the lonely
nights away ♪
811
01:07:46,192 --> 01:07:49,848
♪ You promise me you'll
never leave ♪
812
01:07:49,891 --> 01:07:53,765
♪ Isn't it good again
813
01:07:53,808 --> 01:07:58,335
♪ Isn't it right again
814
01:07:58,378 --> 01:08:03,340
♪ And oh how I miss those
arms around me ♪
815
01:08:07,126 --> 01:08:12,088
♪ I'm mighty glad that
you found me ♪
816
01:08:14,307 --> 01:08:16,527
♪ Though darling I've
forgiven you ♪
817
01:08:16,570 --> 01:08:18,485
♪ I can't forget what
we've been through ♪
818
01:08:18,529 --> 01:08:20,487
♪ A life alone
819
01:08:20,531 --> 01:08:22,489
♪ A broken home
820
01:08:22,533 --> 01:08:26,406
♪ Now it's good again
821
01:08:26,450 --> 01:08:29,670
♪ Isn't it right again
822
01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:33,674
- Hey, this song
isn't bad either.
823
01:08:33,718 --> 01:08:35,981
Heck, I'll buy all your songs.
824
01:09:03,008 --> 01:09:08,013
♪ And oh how I miss those
arms around me ♪
825
01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:16,239
♪ I'm mighty glad that
you found me ♪
826
01:09:18,937 --> 01:09:21,200
♪ You left me for
the open road ♪
827
01:09:21,244 --> 01:09:23,289
♪ Where you went I didn't know
828
01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:25,030
♪ But now you say...
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