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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,176 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,443 - HELLO. 3 00:00:06,467 --> 00:00:10,676 - I'M INVITING YOU ALL TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. 4 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:12,576 - HI, KYLE. IT'S BRANDI. 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,443 - OH, HEY, BRANDI. HOW ARE YOU? 6 00:00:15,467 --> 00:00:16,843 - WELL... [chuckles] 7 00:00:16,867 --> 00:00:18,943 - BRANDI, WHY DON'T YOU COME, AND BRING YOUR BOYS? 8 00:00:18,967 --> 00:00:21,209 - I WOULD LOVE TO, UM... 9 00:00:21,233 --> 00:00:22,450 - THAT'S NICE. - THANK YOU, VERY... 10 00:00:22,474 --> 00:00:23,597 THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU. 11 00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:26,233 [cork pops] 12 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:31,009 - YOLANDA, THIS IS KIM. 13 00:00:31,033 --> 00:00:32,276 - HI, KIM. HOW ARE YOU? 14 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,609 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 15 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,009 - WHO'S IT FROM? 16 00:00:35,033 --> 00:00:36,479 - WELL... - ADRIENNE MALOOF. 17 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:37,976 - SHE'S GONNA SAY, "I CAN'T MAKE... 18 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,443 I CAN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT BECAUSE..." 19 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:41,743 - "BECAUSE I WASN'T INVITED." 20 00:00:41,767 --> 00:00:44,509 - TO NOT BE INVITED IS A LITTLE BIT EMBARRASSING, 21 00:00:44,533 --> 00:00:46,910 AND IF THAT WAS HER INTENTION, 22 00:00:46,934 --> 00:00:48,104 THAT'S REALLY [bleep]. 23 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:51,810 - LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS AND ROSE, 24 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:54,409 BUT IT SHOULD BE. 25 00:00:54,433 --> 00:00:57,103 - MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS, IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY. 26 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,627 - KNOW YOUR FRIENDS, SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR. 27 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:05,350 - I FOUGHT TOO HARD FOR THIS ZIP CODE 28 00:01:05,374 --> 00:01:06,527 TO GO HOME NOW. 29 00:01:08,066 --> 00:01:11,166 - I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES. 30 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,500 - LIFE IS A JOURNEY, AND I'M FINDING MYSELF EVERY DAY. 31 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,676 - I'M BORN AND RAISED IN BEVERLY HILLS. 32 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,030 THIS IS MY TOWN. 33 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:48,943 - HEY. - HOW ARE YOU? 34 00:01:48,967 --> 00:01:50,343 - HI, HI. - HEY. 35 00:01:50,367 --> 00:01:52,309 MWAH. HAVE YOU BEEN HERE LONG? 36 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:53,850 - UM, NO, I ACTUALLY JUST GOT HERE. 37 00:01:53,874 --> 00:01:55,109 SO... - HI! 38 00:01:55,133 --> 00:01:56,280 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GREAT. HOW ARE YOU? 39 00:01:56,304 --> 00:01:57,743 - GOOD. 40 00:01:57,767 --> 00:01:59,643 - SO LET ME ASK YOU. 41 00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:01,943 WHAT IS SHE GONNA WANT FOR HER BIRTHDAY? 42 00:02:01,967 --> 00:02:03,776 IS SHE INTO CLOTHES? 43 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,743 - SHE LOVES CLOTHES. - WHAT SIZE IS SHE? 44 00:02:05,767 --> 00:02:07,343 - I ACTUALLY SAW... THIS IS WHAT KENNEDY WAS WEARING YESTERDAY. 45 00:02:07,367 --> 00:02:09,576 IT WAS SO CUTE. 46 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:10,976 - OH, I KNOW. - SHE'S... 47 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,346 - THAT'S SO CUTE. - THAT IS REALLY... 48 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:14,810 - OH, I LOVE THAT. OKAY. 49 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:15,981 - THAT IS ADORABLE. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 50 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:17,347 I'LL GET THIS FOR HER. - OH... 51 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:20,109 AND WRAP IT. - SURE, SURE, SURE. 52 00:02:20,133 --> 00:02:23,743 - ALSO, I WANT TO FIND A PAIR OF SIZE 12 PANTS 53 00:02:23,767 --> 00:02:24,810 FOR MY SON. 54 00:02:24,834 --> 00:02:26,543 - FOR YOU? 55 00:02:26,567 --> 00:02:28,142 - FOR MY SON. - OH, I THOUGHT... 56 00:02:28,166 --> 00:02:29,943 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, KIM ACTUALLY SHOPS IN HERE. 57 00:02:29,967 --> 00:02:31,543 THESE CLOTHES FIT HER. - I SHOP IN HERE SOMETIMES TOO. 58 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:32,776 [laughing] IT'S SO WEIRD. 59 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,346 - I WAS THINKING LIKE A KIDS' SIZE 12. 60 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:35,710 YOU ARE SKINNY, YOU COULD DO IT. 61 00:02:35,734 --> 00:02:37,710 - NO, BUT I MEAN... WELL, LOOK. 62 00:02:37,734 --> 00:02:39,081 THERE ARE SOME CUTE THINGS IN HERE. 63 00:02:39,105 --> 00:02:41,843 - SO LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. - YEAH? 64 00:02:41,867 --> 00:02:43,710 - OH, OKAY, SO... - MIGHT AS WELL GET A TWO. 65 00:02:43,734 --> 00:02:45,679 - SO ARE YOU GONNA CALL... DID YOU DECIDE 66 00:02:45,703 --> 00:02:47,547 WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO ABOUT LISA? 67 00:02:47,571 --> 00:02:49,343 - MM... 68 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:51,543 - ARE YOU GONNA CALL HER AND TRY TO HAVE A TALK WITH HER? 69 00:02:51,567 --> 00:02:53,109 - I DEFINITELY WANT TO HAVE A TALK WITH HER. 70 00:02:53,133 --> 00:02:54,976 I MEAN, I... I SHOULD. 71 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,543 I'VE WANTED TO. 72 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:58,776 UM... 73 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:03,943 I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO APOLOGIZE TO LISA. 74 00:03:03,967 --> 00:03:05,443 IS SHE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO ME? 75 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:07,676 DON'T THINK SO. 76 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:09,547 - I THINK SHE FEELS LIKE SHE WAS WRONGED BY YOU, 77 00:03:09,571 --> 00:03:11,443 AND THIS, HONESTLY, IS YOUR PUNISHMENT. 78 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:14,242 - YOU'VE NEVER SOLD A STORY? - NO, NEVER. 79 00:03:14,266 --> 00:03:15,243 - TO RADAR ONLINE? - I DON'T HAVE TO, ADRIENNE. 80 00:03:15,267 --> 00:03:16,543 - NO. 81 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:17,676 - YOU'VE NEVER SOLD A STORY? 82 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,100 - NEVER SOLD A STORY. 83 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:24,404 I THINK THAT'S SUCH A [bleep] INSULT. 84 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:29,476 - AT THIS POINT, I FEEL THAT SHE'S, UM... 85 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:32,943 UM... VERY, UM... 86 00:03:32,967 --> 00:03:33,967 IMMATURE. 87 00:03:35,433 --> 00:03:37,042 SHE... I HAD NO IDEA 88 00:03:37,066 --> 00:03:39,643 SHE COULD BE THIS IMMATURE. 89 00:03:39,667 --> 00:03:41,009 TO ME, IT'S IMMATURE. 90 00:03:41,033 --> 00:03:42,247 - I THINK, YOU KNOW, 91 00:03:42,271 --> 00:03:44,309 SHE'S HIGHLY SENSITIVE, AND IF SHE FEELS LIKE... 92 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:45,748 - I KNOW SHE'S SENSITIVE. - YOU KNOW... 93 00:03:45,772 --> 00:03:46,843 I MEAN, WE'RE ALL SENSITIVE, 94 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:48,376 BUT, YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE HANDLE IT 95 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,377 BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE. 96 00:03:49,401 --> 00:03:50,676 - WE'RE SENSITIVE AS WELL. 97 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,076 - IF YOU'RE WAITING FOR AN APOLOGY FOR HER... 98 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,409 - I'M... - DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH. 99 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,050 - I KNOW SHE'S NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO ME, 100 00:03:55,074 --> 00:03:57,042 BUT THAT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 101 00:03:57,066 --> 00:03:59,509 - I THINK ADRIENNE WENT TOO FAR 102 00:03:59,533 --> 00:04:01,576 IN HER ARGUMENT WITH LISA. 103 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,145 I UNDERSTAND LISA BEING HURT. 104 00:04:03,169 --> 00:04:06,676 AND I DON'T THINK THAT LISA OWES ADRIENNE AN APOLOGY 105 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:08,042 IN THIS ARGUMENT. 106 00:04:08,066 --> 00:04:09,109 - I JUST WANT TO MOVE FORWARD. 107 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:11,976 AND I THINK IT'S... YOU KNOW. 108 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,776 I JUST DON'T WANT TO WASTE ANY MORE TIME. 109 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,109 IF WE'RE GONNA MEND OUR FRIENDSHIP, 110 00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:18,280 IT'S GONNA PROBABLY HAVE TO BE ME, 111 00:04:18,304 --> 00:04:20,470 'CAUSE IT WON'T BE HER. 112 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:36,209 [ice clinking] - WILL THAT BE ENOUGH? 113 00:04:36,233 --> 00:04:37,910 - UM, YEAH, JUST GO AHEAD AND PUT ENOUGH 114 00:04:37,934 --> 00:04:39,881 THAT IT KIND OF WATERS IT DOWN A LITTLE, 115 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,276 SO IT'S NOT SO STRONG. 116 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:44,943 AND THEN MAKES IT COLD. IS THAT GOOD? 117 00:04:44,967 --> 00:04:46,376 - OKAY. - WHATEVER YOU THINK. 118 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,876 - YOU TOOK YOUR SHOES OFF AGAIN, PORTIA. 119 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:49,647 - I KNOW, WHAT'S GOING ON? - EVERY TIME WE GET IN THE CAR, 120 00:04:49,671 --> 00:04:50,743 SHE TAKES HER SHOES OFF. 121 00:04:50,767 --> 00:04:51,744 - YOU NEVER COME WITH YOUR SHOES. 122 00:04:51,768 --> 00:04:53,343 - SHE'S A HIPPIE. 123 00:04:53,367 --> 00:04:54,776 - HIPPIE, HIPPIE. 124 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,710 HEY, DADDY. - HELLO? 125 00:04:57,734 --> 00:04:59,910 - PUPPY... - HI... 126 00:04:59,934 --> 00:05:01,710 - SHE WENT RUNNING. 127 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:03,876 ANYBODY HOME? - HELLO? 128 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,242 - HI, KENNEDY. 129 00:05:05,266 --> 00:05:06,343 - HI. - MWAH. 130 00:05:06,367 --> 00:05:07,476 WHAT'S GOING ON? - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 131 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,477 CAN I HAVE A KISSY? 132 00:05:08,501 --> 00:05:09,743 - NICE TO SEE YOU. 133 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,009 - MWAH! - WHERE'S YOUR MOM? 134 00:05:11,033 --> 00:05:12,447 HI, TAYLOR. - HEY, WAIT. 135 00:05:12,471 --> 00:05:13,676 PORTIA, COME OVER HERE. 136 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:15,009 WHERE'S THE PUPPY? - HI, DARLING. 137 00:05:15,033 --> 00:05:17,443 HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU. 138 00:05:17,467 --> 00:05:18,509 - HI, BABE. HOW ARE YOU? 139 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:19,847 YOU GUYS LOOK SO NICE. - MWAH. 140 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:21,976 - I MADE MARGARITAS AND SANGRIA. - YUM. 141 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,109 - IN HONOR OF YOU TWO, SO YOU HAVE TO HELP ME... 142 00:05:24,133 --> 00:05:26,450 - MUCHAS GRACIAS. - IF IT DOESN'T TASTE GOOD. 143 00:05:26,474 --> 00:05:27,509 - MY GOSH. 144 00:05:27,533 --> 00:05:28,680 - WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON OVER HERE. 145 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:30,446 - I'M DOING SPANISH FOOD FOR YOU GUYS. 146 00:05:30,470 --> 00:05:32,476 - SPANISH FOOD? - WELL, MEXICAN FOOD, 147 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,477 SPANISH FOOD... - YUM. 148 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,347 - OH, WHATEVER. I DON'T KNOW. 149 00:05:35,371 --> 00:05:37,810 - WHEN I SEE HER THERE COOKING 150 00:05:37,834 --> 00:05:40,609 AND SEEMING TO ENJOY HERSELF, 151 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:41,710 I'M HAPPY. 152 00:05:41,734 --> 00:05:45,309 I THINK, "OKAY, MAYBE THIS IS A STEP 153 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:46,580 IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION." 154 00:05:46,604 --> 00:05:48,743 - OKAY. 155 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:50,009 THIS IS PRETTY. 156 00:05:50,033 --> 00:05:52,943 - I LOVE HER HOUSE. 157 00:05:52,967 --> 00:05:54,943 - OH! WE'RE COMING! 158 00:05:54,967 --> 00:05:56,044 - YOU WANT TO GET IT? 159 00:05:56,068 --> 00:05:57,710 - [laughs] 160 00:05:57,734 --> 00:05:59,081 - DON'T LET 'EM IN! DON'T LET 'EM IN! 161 00:05:59,105 --> 00:06:01,276 - GOODNESS! HI! 162 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,109 - OH, MY GOD, LOOK HOW ELEGANT. - HOW ARE YOU? 163 00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:05,710 - ARE WE BEING OBNOXIOUS? - NO. 164 00:06:05,734 --> 00:06:07,411 THIS IS THE PROBLEM WE'VE GOT LIVING IN A GATED COMMUNITY. 165 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,109 - YOU GUYS... - I KNOW, EXACTLY. 166 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:10,950 - THEY'LL JUST LET ANYBODY IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 167 00:06:10,974 --> 00:06:12,176 - MWAH. - HOW ARE YOU? 168 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,776 - HI, HI. - HI. MWAH. 169 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:14,976 - WE'RE HAVING MEXICAN FOOD, 170 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,343 SO I THOUGHT I WOULD BE MEX... 171 00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:17,509 YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE A THEME PARTY. 172 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:19,443 - IT'S MY BEST. [laughter] 173 00:06:19,467 --> 00:06:21,776 - THIS IS REALLY NICE. OH, MY GOSH. 174 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,876 - SO COOL. THIS LOOKS GOOD, TAYLOR. 175 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:25,176 - ALL RIGHT. [sizzling] 176 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,247 - WELL, THAT'S ALL YOU'RE EATING? 177 00:06:26,271 --> 00:06:27,810 - YEAH. - IT'S DELICIOUS. 178 00:06:27,834 --> 00:06:30,109 - LOOK. - I KNOW. 179 00:06:30,133 --> 00:06:32,543 - OH, MY GOD, MAN. COME ON, EAT. 180 00:06:32,567 --> 00:06:35,076 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PLATE IS THAT? 181 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:38,076 MY GOD. - OH, MY GOSH. 182 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:39,810 - JEEZ, PAUL. 183 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,710 SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE IN LIFE. 184 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,948 - I REALLY CAN'T RECALL SEEING ADRIENNE PIG OUT. 185 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:47,943 MAYBE ONCE IN OUR MARRIAGE. I CAN'T RECALL THE EVENT. 186 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:49,710 IT DOESN'T COME TO MY MIND. 187 00:06:49,734 --> 00:06:51,142 - YOU LOOK GREAT. - THANK YOU. 188 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:52,343 THANKS, YOU GUYS. - DOESN'T SHE LOOK AMAZING? 189 00:06:52,367 --> 00:06:54,076 - I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU PUT THAT WEIGHT BACK ON. 190 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:56,209 - THANK YOU. I FEEL BETTER. 191 00:06:56,233 --> 00:06:57,609 - SHE WENT FROM A ZERO TO A ZERO PLUS. 192 00:06:57,633 --> 00:06:58,947 - NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 193 00:06:58,971 --> 00:07:01,443 - A ZERO AND A HALF. MAKES A BIG DIFFERENCE. 194 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:03,876 - BUT, YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF LOOKING GOOD, 195 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:06,676 I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU GUYS. 196 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:07,943 I HAVE A FAVOR. 197 00:07:07,967 --> 00:07:09,609 AND IT'S ACTUALLY, FOR ONCE, 198 00:07:09,633 --> 00:07:11,810 NOT FROM YOU TWO. IT'S FROM YOU TWO. 199 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:13,876 - FROM US TWO? - REALLY? 200 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,443 - OKAY. 201 00:07:15,467 --> 00:07:16,976 - MM-HMM. - WHAT'S UP? 202 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,076 - SO YOU KNOW THAT I... 203 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:21,343 AM ON WHAT I THINK 204 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:22,943 IS PROBABLY MY LIFE'S MISSION 205 00:07:22,967 --> 00:07:26,876 IN SPEAKING OUT ABOUT, AHEM, DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 206 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:30,142 AND REALLY SPREADING THE WORD ABOUT... 207 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:31,676 ABOUT THAT. 208 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,976 - SO THERE'S AN ORGANIZATION, 209 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:38,209 AND THEY HAVE EVENTS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, 210 00:07:38,233 --> 00:07:39,509 AND IT'S CALLED WALK A MILE. 211 00:07:39,533 --> 00:07:41,680 AND SO I'M GONNA ASK THE TWO OF YOU 212 00:07:41,704 --> 00:07:42,776 TO WALK A MILE. 213 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,376 - AS LONG AS WE CAN COMPETE AND RUN. 214 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,676 - IN OUR SHOES. 215 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:46,710 - IN OUR SHOE... [gasps] 216 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,376 - WHAT? all: OHH! 217 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,445 - WAIT, I'M NOT WEARING THOSE SHOES THAT SHE'S WEARING. 218 00:07:50,469 --> 00:07:52,076 - OH, MY GOD! - THAT'S SEVEN-INCH HEELS. 219 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,576 I'M NOT DOING THAT. - I LOVE THAT. 220 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,443 - [laughs] - DID YOU... 221 00:07:55,467 --> 00:07:56,676 - YOU'RE GONNA WALK A MILE... 222 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:58,376 - YOU ARE BRILLIANT. - IN HIGH HEELS. 223 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,676 - NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 224 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:02,843 - BUT CAN YOU WEAR THOSE... 225 00:08:02,867 --> 00:08:03,976 WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS CALLED, ADRIENNE? 226 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,476 THOSE, UM... - BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT. 227 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,276 - THOSE LITTLE, SHORT HEEL THINGS? 228 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,976 - TOE... KID HEELS? 229 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,910 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. [laughter] 230 00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:12,411 - THESE GUYS ARE WEARING SOCKS. 231 00:08:12,435 --> 00:08:13,976 [indistinct chatter] 232 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,347 - YOU KNOW WHY THEY'RE ALL WEARING SOCKS, 233 00:08:15,371 --> 00:08:16,443 IS IT HURTS TOO MUCH. 234 00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:18,276 OH, MY GOD. 235 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:19,746 I'M HOPING TO GET, YOU KNOW, 236 00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:21,609 SOME LITTLE, ITTY BITTY HEELS. 237 00:08:21,633 --> 00:08:24,076 [laughing] I'M VERY NERVOUS. 238 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:26,546 - I AM SO EXCITED. - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA... 239 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:28,810 - HOW MANY... HOW MANY YEARS HAVE I SAID... 240 00:08:28,834 --> 00:08:30,309 - YES. - "SCOTT, IF YOU COULD..." 241 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:31,680 - [mocking] "ONLY WALK IN MY SHOES." 242 00:08:31,704 --> 00:08:33,447 WOULD HAVE BEEN 1,000 TIMES. 243 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,910 - MAURICIO AND PAUL WALKING IN HIGH HEELS... 244 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:39,509 OH... MY GOSH. I CANNOT WAIT. 245 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:42,047 - WHEN IS IT? - COMPETITIVENESS, RIGHT? 246 00:08:42,071 --> 00:08:43,242 - YEAH. - IT'S SOON. 247 00:08:43,266 --> 00:08:44,576 IT'S ON SATURDAY, IN SACRAMENTO. 248 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,276 - YOU KNOW, I HAVE AN ISSUE. 249 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,547 SAME DAY AS PORTIA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 250 00:08:47,571 --> 00:08:49,609 - THIS IS? OH, OKAY. 251 00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:51,109 - WAIT A MINUTE. SO THE TIME... 252 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:52,179 WAI-WAI-WAI-WAIT. 253 00:08:52,203 --> 00:08:53,676 WHAT TIME IS PORTIA'S BIRTHDAY? 254 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,443 1:00? - 12:00, SATURDAY THE 28TH. 255 00:08:56,467 --> 00:08:57,609 - AND... - IT STARTS EARLY. 256 00:08:57,633 --> 00:09:00,576 IT'S LIKE AN 8:00, 9:00 A.M... 257 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,047 - SO HOW CAN WE DO THIS? 258 00:09:02,071 --> 00:09:03,543 - I DON'T KNOW. 259 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:05,276 - CAN WE LOOK INTO MAKING IT A LITTLE LATER OR NO? 260 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,947 - I CAN'T... I DON'T THINK I CAN CHANGE THE DATE. 261 00:09:06,971 --> 00:09:08,409 BUT I CAN MAYBE MOVE THE TIME, 262 00:09:08,433 --> 00:09:09,550 AND, SAY, INSTEAD OF 12:00, IT'S... 263 00:09:09,574 --> 00:09:10,710 - YEAH. 264 00:09:10,734 --> 00:09:12,581 - I CANNOT MOVE THE DATE OF OUR BIRTHDAY PARTY, 265 00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:15,409 BUT I WILL MOVE IT A COUPLE HOURS 266 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:17,810 SO THAT EVERYONE CAN GO AND STILL MAKE IT BACK 267 00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:19,011 IN TIME FOR PORTIA'S PARTY. 268 00:09:19,035 --> 00:09:20,847 - HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'LL TAKE YOU GUYS 269 00:09:20,871 --> 00:09:22,343 TO WALK A MILE IN HEELS? 270 00:09:22,367 --> 00:09:23,609 - WELL, I CAN WALK A MILE, PROBABLY, IN... 271 00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:25,509 - A COUPLE OF DAYS. - IN HIGH HEELS? 272 00:09:25,533 --> 00:09:26,950 - HONEY, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE SUCH A PROFESSIONAL, 273 00:09:26,974 --> 00:09:28,710 FOR GOD'S SAKES. 274 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,451 - WELL, I MEAN, WHAT, LIKE 15 MINUTES, MAYBE? 275 00:09:30,475 --> 00:09:31,476 - 15 MINUTES! 276 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,176 - DUDE... 277 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,547 HOUR AND A HALF, TWO HOURS. 278 00:09:34,571 --> 00:09:37,676 - GOOD LUCK GETTING FROM HERE TO THE DOOR. 279 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:39,409 - COMING UP... 280 00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:41,476 - YOU'RE WALKING DUCK-FOOTED. 281 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,500 [laughing] THIS IS... 282 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:58,609 - COME ON. - SO THIS IS WHERE WE'RE GOING? 283 00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:01,680 - YES, YES, YES. - "THE HIGHEST HEEL IN TOWN"? 284 00:10:01,704 --> 00:10:03,000 OH, MY GOD. 285 00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:09,376 - WHAT DO I ALWAYS SAY? - HI. 286 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,810 - HOW ARE YOU? - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 287 00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:12,681 - WHAT, "HIGH HEELS MEANS YOU'RE CLOSER TO HEAVEN," 288 00:10:12,705 --> 00:10:14,810 OR SOMETHING? - NO, THE HIGHER THE HEEL... 289 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:16,443 THE CLOSER TO GOD. 290 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,309 SO... - HOW ARE YOU? I'M PAUL. 291 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,142 - I'M MAYA. - MAYA, ADRIENNE. 292 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:21,143 - HI. I'M MAYA. - HI, THANK YOU. 293 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:22,343 - SO LET ME ASK YOU... - JEEZ. 294 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:23,810 - WHAT SIZE ARE YOU? 295 00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:26,142 - A 9 1/2 MALE, THOUGH. 296 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:29,343 NOT 9 1/2 GIRLS SHOE. A... A MEN'S SHOE. 297 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,209 - IT'S GONNA BE LIKE 12, 13. 298 00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:32,676 - 12, 13? - UH-HUH. 299 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,009 - I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A HEEL LIKE THAT? 300 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,810 - LET'S LOOK. - HERE, HERE'S A HIGH HEEL. 301 00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:37,979 RIGHT HERE, ADRIENNE. LOOK. 302 00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:39,309 - [laughing] NO, I GOT IT. 303 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:41,810 I GOT IT. - WELL, I CAN WALK IN THAT. 304 00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:44,876 'CAUSE THAT HELL'S NOT THAT POINTY. 305 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,209 - THE DOROTHY SHOE. HERE, PLEASE. 306 00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:49,379 - DO YOU HAVE THOSE? - ENJOY. ARE YOU KIDDING? 307 00:10:49,403 --> 00:10:50,543 - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 308 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,710 I'M NOT GONNA WALK IN A SHOE LIKE THAT. 309 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,581 - THIS STORE COULD BE A PLACE FOR WOMEN 310 00:10:53,605 --> 00:10:57,810 TO BUY HIGH HEELS FOR PARTIES, 311 00:10:57,834 --> 00:10:59,810 DRAG QUEENS... WHO KNOWS? 312 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:02,710 - WHY DON'T YOU TRY THESE? 313 00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:04,881 MAYA, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE? 314 00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:07,242 - OKAY. 315 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,776 - IT'S A [indistinct]. 316 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,476 - HOW THE HECK AM I GONNA COMPLETE A MILE 317 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,543 IN THESE SHOES? 318 00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:13,810 I'M SCARED. 319 00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,076 SHOW MY BEAUTIFUL CALVES. 320 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,547 - WITH THE BLACK SOCKS AND THOSE SHOES... 321 00:11:16,571 --> 00:11:18,343 - THIS IS NICE. THAT'S FINE. 322 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:19,910 - WELL, LET ME FIX THIS PART. 323 00:11:19,934 --> 00:11:21,651 WAIT A MINUTE. - [snickers] 324 00:11:21,675 --> 00:11:23,242 - ALL RIGHT. 325 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,576 - NOW, OKAY. 326 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,910 STAND UP. - [exhales] 327 00:11:25,934 --> 00:11:27,479 - IT'S A LOT OF WORK, ISN'T IT? 328 00:11:27,503 --> 00:11:29,347 - SO NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I GO THROUGH. 329 00:11:29,371 --> 00:11:30,676 - READY TO WALK? 330 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:33,176 - GOOD. FEEL IT. - LET ME JUST FEEL THIS. 331 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,309 - [laughing] OH, GOD. 332 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:38,247 - PROBLEM IS THEY HURT AROUND THE TOP OF THE... 333 00:11:38,271 --> 00:11:40,543 - THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 334 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,109 - PAUL, YOU'RE WALKING DUCK-FOOTED. 335 00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:45,447 - JUST... - YOU'RE WALKING DUCK-FOOTED. 336 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:46,627 [laughing] THIS IS... 337 00:11:48,633 --> 00:11:50,876 - WALK ON YOUR TOES. - [laughing] 338 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:51,947 AFTER A LITTLE BIT OF TIME, THOUGH, 339 00:11:51,971 --> 00:11:53,343 I GOT A LITTLE WORRIED BECAUSE 340 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:54,344 HE STARTED GETTING PRETTY GOOD 341 00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:56,076 AT WALKING IN HIGH HEELS. 342 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,209 HMM. 343 00:11:57,233 --> 00:12:00,576 - THIS IS LIKE A FLAT. JUST WALK REGULAR. 344 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,176 - OH, THAT'S TOO EASY FOR HIM 345 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,276 IF IT'S LIKE A FLAT. 346 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,200 NOT FAIR. 347 00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:08,976 - THESE ARE JUST LIKE WALKING ON STILTS. 348 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,209 - SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE SILVER ON THE RIGHT. 349 00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:12,980 I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA LAST LONG 350 00:12:13,004 --> 00:12:14,443 IN THE DOROTHY SHOES. 351 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:19,276 SO THE MOON BOOTS SEEM TO BE THE APPROPRIATE SHOE. 352 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,976 - I THINK WE SHOULD GET YOU 353 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,276 A PAIR OF SHOES TO MATCH ME. 354 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,346 - I'M NOT WALKING WITH YOU. - BUT, YEAH, BUT... 355 00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:26,576 BUT IF YOU'RE ON THE SIDELINE, CHEERING FOR ME, 356 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,309 I THINK, IF YOU DO THAT, 357 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,509 THEY'LL BE VERY SUPPORTIVE OF ME. 358 00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:30,550 - REALLY? - YES. 359 00:12:30,574 --> 00:12:32,676 - ALL RIGHT. 360 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,476 - WELL, WHICH ONES, THOUGH? - WHICH IS YOUR SIZE, THEN? 361 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,776 - THESE, OF COURSE. 362 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,843 - YEAH, YOU... 363 00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:38,176 - I WANT TO BE TALL. 364 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,609 COURSE I'M GONNA WANT THESE. - OKAY. 365 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,810 - WE CAN WEAR THOSE FOR HALLOWEEN, TOO, NEXT YEAR. 366 00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:42,934 - [laughs] 367 00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:00,509 - OOPS. 368 00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:01,609 THANKS, ALBERTO. 369 00:13:01,633 --> 00:13:03,450 I'LL BE LIKE AN HOUR OR SO, OKAY? 370 00:13:03,474 --> 00:13:04,527 - OKAY. 371 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,509 - HI, LOVE. - HI, MAMA. 372 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,509 - HOW ARE YOU, BABY? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 373 00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:19,280 - YOUR FAVORITE DRINK. - THANKS. 374 00:13:19,304 --> 00:13:21,042 - HOW IS IT? 375 00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:23,276 - IT'S GOOD. - DID I GET THE RIGHT ONE? 376 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,476 - YEAH. IS IT HOT OUTSIDE? 377 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,042 - UH, NO, IT'S KIND OF OVERCAST. 378 00:13:28,066 --> 00:13:30,042 - OH, 'CAUSE IT MELTED A LITTLE BIT. 379 00:13:30,066 --> 00:13:31,776 - YEAH, IT... WELL, IT TOOK ME 380 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,476 45 MINUTES TO GET HERE. 381 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,109 HOW ARE YOU, GIRL? - GOOD. 382 00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:37,650 - GIGI HAS BEEN MODELING SINCE SHE'S MAYBE... 383 00:13:37,674 --> 00:13:39,042 THREE YEARS OLD. 384 00:13:39,066 --> 00:13:43,042 I WENT, YOU KNOW, TO FORT, NEW YORK MODELS, ELITE. 385 00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:45,443 I MEAN, I VISITED ALL THE BIG MODELING AGENCIES, 386 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:47,309 AND SHE WALKED OUT WITH A CONTRACT 387 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,950 FROM EVERY AGENCY IN NEW YORK. 388 00:13:48,974 --> 00:13:51,176 GIGI'S GOT IT. SHE'S TAKING OFF. 389 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,443 I MEAN, SHE JUST DID THE BIG FALL CAMPAIGN FOR GUESS. 390 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:58,676 AND TODAY, SHE'S DOING AN AD FOR EUROPE. 391 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:01,242 YOU EXCITED ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY TONIGHT? 392 00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:02,776 - YEAH, I'M SO EXCITED. - GONNA HAVE FUN? 393 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,876 SEE ALL YOUR FRIENDS. - YEAH. 394 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,543 I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE FIT. 395 00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:07,976 PRETTY MUCH ALL THE FOOD THAT WE'RE EATING 396 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,847 IS LIKE A HEART ATTACK IN A MEAL. 397 00:14:09,871 --> 00:14:11,109 IT'S LIKE... 398 00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:12,479 BUT IT'S GONNA BE SO GOOD. 399 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:15,376 - THAT'S GOOD. YOU CAN HAVE ONE NIGHT OF BEING BAD. 400 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,076 - YEAH, I WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD THIS WEEK. 401 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,970 - YEAH. AND NOW YOU GOTTA GET BACK ON YOUR DIET, THOUGH. 402 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,109 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IN PARIS AND MILAN, 403 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,309 THEY LIKE THE GIRLS JUST A TAD ON THE SKINNY SIDE. 404 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,479 - YEAH, I'M SCARED. 405 00:14:27,503 --> 00:14:28,876 - I DON'T WANT TO BE A STAGE MOM, 406 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:32,076 BECAUSE I THINK THAT IS A VERY UNATTRACTIVE, UH, 407 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,346 YOU KNOW, THING TO BE. 408 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:36,109 SO I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HER MENTAL SUPPORT. 409 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,747 YOU KNOW, I WANT HER TO BE THE BEST SHE CAN BE. 410 00:14:38,771 --> 00:14:42,209 UM, DO... DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT SHE'S GONNA BE WEARING? 411 00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:43,843 - MOMMY, IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 412 00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:46,109 THEY'LL... THEY'LL GIVE IT TO ME WHEN I NEED TO GET DRESSED. 413 00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:48,109 - DID YOU... - NO, BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW 414 00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:49,973 IF I'M GETTING DRESSED RIGHT NOW. 415 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,647 - YOU KNOW, I'VE TRAVELED THE WORLD. 416 00:14:54,671 --> 00:14:57,710 I'VE HAD A MODELING AGENCY IN EVERY MAJOR, 417 00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:59,111 BIG CITY IN THE WORLD, 418 00:14:59,135 --> 00:15:01,209 FROM TOKYO TO PARIS TO MILAN TO LONDON 419 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,176 TO NEW YORK. 420 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,309 SO I'VE BEEN THERE. 421 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,609 I'VE BEEN WHERE GIGI'S GOING. 422 00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:09,109 SO I THINK THAT MY... MY ADVICE IS VALID. 423 00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:11,750 CAN WE DO SOMETHING KIND OF SEXY FOR HER? 424 00:15:11,774 --> 00:15:13,676 JUST SO WE, UH... 425 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,476 SHOWS OFF HER LEGS REALLY WELL. 426 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,042 - YEAH. OKAY. - OH, YEAH. 427 00:15:18,066 --> 00:15:20,676 - THAT'S A CUTE OUTFIT YOU'RE WEARING. 428 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:23,042 - NO, IT'S NOT GUESS. 429 00:15:23,066 --> 00:15:24,176 - YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT. 430 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,576 HELLO! 431 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,609 [laughter] 432 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:28,433 - HEY, KID. 433 00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:31,609 - WOULD YOU ROUND GIGI'S EYES 434 00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,710 A LITTLE BIT ON THE SIDES, SO... 435 00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:35,611 BECAUSE OF HER HIGH EYEBROWS, 436 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,480 BECAUSE IT MAKES HER LOOK CHINESE REALLY QUICK. 437 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,109 - YEAH, SURE. - YEAH? 438 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:42,576 I'M TRYING NOT TO GET TOO INVOLVED 439 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,776 IN HER MAKEUP. 440 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,509 I'VE GIVEN HER TIPS, SAYING, YOU KNOW, 441 00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:47,279 "IF YOU'RE WITH A MAKEUP ARTIST, 442 00:15:47,303 --> 00:15:48,776 "TELL HER TO DO A LITTLE... 443 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,347 "KEEP YOUR EYES ALWAYS ROUND AND BIG, 444 00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:51,576 SO THEY POP." 445 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,409 NOT THE CHINESE LOOKING, YOU KNOW, 446 00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:55,179 BECAUSE THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR HER FACE. 447 00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:57,245 - OKAY, SO STAND IN THE CENTER OF THE PLEXIGLAS. 448 00:15:57,269 --> 00:15:59,943 GREAT. LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT OF FAN GOING. 449 00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:01,743 PERFECT. 450 00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:04,242 [camera clicking] GREAT. 451 00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:06,710 NOW, I WANT YOU STRONG, AND I WANT YOU COMING TOWARD ME. 452 00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:09,209 [upbeat music] NICE. 453 00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:11,609 BEAUTIFUL. GO BACK AND DO IT AGAIN. 454 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:13,679 GOOD. OH, MY GOD, IT WAS GREAT. 455 00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:16,009 I THINK SHE NEEDS A LITTLE HELP WITH IT. 456 00:16:16,033 --> 00:16:20,609 - YOUR EYES OKAY, LOVE? DO YOU WANT EYE DROPS? 457 00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:22,148 - KILLING HER WITH THE FAN. - YEAH, IT'S JUST THE FAN. 458 00:16:22,172 --> 00:16:23,143 EVERY TIME IT... - YEAH. 459 00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:24,943 - DO YOU WANT SOME EYE DROPS? 460 00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:27,176 - NO, IT'S... THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS. 461 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,647 IT'S JUST... - NO, I KNOW IT'S THE WIND. 462 00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:30,609 BUT SOMETIMES, IF YOU PUT SOME DROPS INSIDE, 463 00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:32,509 IT CALMS DOWN... - IT'LL MOISTURIZE IT. 464 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,810 - OKAY, YOU SHOULD GO AND FIX IT. 465 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,381 'CAUSE IT KIND OF LOOKS FUNNY ON CAMERA 466 00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:37,746 THAT YOU KEEP, UH... [sniffles and laughs] 467 00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:39,476 JUST GO AND FIX IT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR. 468 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,776 PUT A LITTLE EYE DROP IN IT. 469 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,576 WHEN I WAS MODELING, 470 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,643 I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO SUPPORT AT ALL. 471 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,176 I WAS FLYING ALL OVER THE WORLD, 472 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,943 YOU KNOW, BUT I WAS ON MY OWN. 473 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,409 - EVERYTHING LOOK OKAY? - YES. 474 00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:52,979 - IT'S ALL OKAY? ARE WE ALL IN CHECK? 475 00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:54,142 - YES. - OKAY, GOOD. GOOD. 476 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:55,643 - GOOD JOB. - WANNA MAKE SURE YOU APPROVE. 477 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,176 - YEAH. 478 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,509 - BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL. 479 00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:00,843 THERE YOU GO. 480 00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:02,676 VERY BOLD AND STRONG. LOVE IT. 481 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:05,509 GOOD. 482 00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:07,776 VERY NICE. I THINK WE GOT THAT. 483 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,009 - EXCUSE ME. 484 00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:10,079 - OH, NO WORRIES. 485 00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:11,309 - CAN I JUST LOOK AT THESE? 486 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:14,076 - SURE. ABSOLUTELY. - GREAT. 487 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,045 WELL, THAT ONE WASN'T THAT GOOD. 488 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,076 - YEAH. - THE FIRST ONE. 489 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,876 [laughing] 490 00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,976 - LOOK AT THESE. 491 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:21,977 IT'S CUTE, NO? 492 00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:24,910 - SHE'S A NATURAL. 493 00:17:24,934 --> 00:17:26,181 SHE WAS BRED FOR THIS. 494 00:17:26,205 --> 00:17:28,443 - THERE YOU GO. - [laughs] 495 00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,376 RIGHT? 496 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,409 GOOD JOB, BABY. 497 00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:32,950 I LOVE YOU. I'M GONNA GO HOME. 498 00:17:32,974 --> 00:17:35,376 KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING, OKAY? 499 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,443 - I WILL. - MAKE MONEY, 500 00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:37,810 SO YOU CAN BUY YOUR FIRST APARTMENT 501 00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:39,443 IN NEW YORK CITY. 502 00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:41,627 - YEAH. - BYE-BYE. 503 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:02,476 - HI. - OH, MY GOD. 504 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,509 HELLO. WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER? 505 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:06,479 - HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? - SO, UH, YOU READY? 506 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,247 - I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE SHOES YOU PICKED. 507 00:18:08,271 --> 00:18:11,176 - I GOT THE, UM, THE CHARITY... 508 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,409 YOU KNOW, GIVING ME A COUPLE OF CHOICES. 509 00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:14,410 SO I MIGHT BE LIKE... 510 00:18:14,434 --> 00:18:15,943 I HAVE NO CHOICE. - REALLY? 511 00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:17,176 - LIKE IT MIGHT BE SUPER SCARY. 512 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,177 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 513 00:18:18,201 --> 00:18:19,443 - OH, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 514 00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:20,676 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE CHARITY GIVING YOU CHOICES? 515 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,810 - 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE TIME... 516 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:22,949 - I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO GO SHOPPING. 517 00:18:22,973 --> 00:18:24,509 YOU MEAN, YOU HAD TIME TO GO SHOPPING? 518 00:18:24,533 --> 00:18:25,676 - YES. - YEAH, WE WENT. 519 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,176 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. I DON'T KNOW HOW... 520 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,647 - YES, WE MADE A WHOLE EVENT OUT OF IT. 521 00:18:28,671 --> 00:18:31,109 - I HOPE PAUL DOES BETTER WITH ME IN HIGH HEELS. 522 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:34,443 [laughs] 523 00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:36,827 THIS IS NOT ONE I NEED TO WIN. 524 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,910 - OH, MY GOD! 525 00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:41,676 - WHOO HOO! 526 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,309 [laughter] 527 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,376 - UNBELIEVABLE! 528 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,746 - THAT IS... [clapping] 529 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,109 - HERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 530 00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:49,180 - SEXY, MAN. - THAT'S PART ONE. 531 00:18:49,204 --> 00:18:51,242 - AFTER ABOUT A BLOCK, HE... 532 00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:53,776 - AND HERE'S YOUR... TOO. 533 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,676 - OH, MY GOD! [laughter] 534 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:56,976 WELL, THE PLATFORM, I THINK 535 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,446 IS GONNA BE EASIER TO WALK IN. 536 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,743 - OH, YOU'RE GONNA BE SEXY IN THOSE, PAUL. 537 00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:02,209 - I KNOW. - SEXY. 538 00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:03,479 - THOSE AREN'T HIGH HEELS. 539 00:19:03,503 --> 00:19:05,710 I MEAN, THAT'S JUST LIKE AN ELEVATED BOOT. 540 00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:07,443 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT, UH, 541 00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:09,443 KISS WEARS WHEN THEY GO UP AND SING. 542 00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:10,810 YOU KNOW, THE ROCK STARS. 543 00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:13,974 - TELL US HOW THE EVENT WAS THE OTHER NIGHT. 544 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:16,843 - IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, I MEAN... 545 00:19:16,867 --> 00:19:18,076 - IT WAS NICE. - IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 546 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,910 THAT RESTAURANT LOOKED REALLY NICE. 547 00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:22,081 - NOW, DID ANYTHING GET MENTIONED 548 00:19:22,105 --> 00:19:23,309 DURING THE EVENT? 549 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,910 WAS THERE ANY, YOU KNOW, COMMENTS MADE? 550 00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:27,111 ANY OF YOU GUYS KNOW, OR... 551 00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:28,643 LIKE, YOU KNOW, "WHERE WERE THEY?" 552 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,843 - I DON'T THINK ANYTHING OTHER THAN JUST THE FLOWERS AND STUFF. 553 00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,209 - YOU FORGOT TO INVITE HER. 554 00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:33,676 - NO, I DIDN'T. 555 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,876 WE... NOT IN A GREAT SPACE, TO BE HONEST. 556 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,810 - IT WAS A COMMENT THAT WAS MADE ON BOTH SIDES. 557 00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,047 AND THEY PROBABLY WEREN'T THE BEST COMMENTS. 558 00:19:41,071 --> 00:19:42,943 YOU KNOW, ON BOTH SIDES, AND THAT'S IT. 559 00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:44,443 - IMAGINE, YOU HAVE A GROUP OF FRIENDS, 560 00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,144 AND YOU HAVE YOUR OPINIONATED PEOPLE. 561 00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:48,309 YOU HAVE STRONG PEOPLE, AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, 562 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:49,609 YOU'RE GONNA SAY SOMETHING THAT PISSES THE OTHER ONE OFF. 563 00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,650 I MEAN, YOU GOTTA BE ABLE TO GET PAST IT, TOO. 564 00:19:51,674 --> 00:19:52,943 IT'S NOT... 565 00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:55,710 - AND MOVE ON. - AND, BY THE WAY, 566 00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:57,710 THE PHONE RINGS BOTH WAYS. 567 00:19:57,734 --> 00:20:00,042 - OF COURSE. - SHE ALSO, 568 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,076 I FEEL, OWES ME AN APOLOGY. 569 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,643 - I'M EXTREMELY UPSET THE WAY THAT, 570 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:07,144 YOU KNOW, THE WAY SHE TREATED YOU AND US. 571 00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:09,443 YOU KNOW. 572 00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:11,076 - COMING UP... 573 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,409 - HAVE YOU GOT A DIAPER? - SHE'S NOT GOING IN MY HOUSE! 574 00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:15,933 [laughter] - OKAY, THE PARTY'S STARTED! 575 00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:31,476 [balloons squeaking] 576 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,176 - PORTIA? 577 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:38,209 COME HERE, I WANT YOU TO FINISH GETTING READY! 578 00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:39,876 [Portia grunting] 579 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,643 - OH, LOOK AT YOU. 580 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,910 OKAY. COME OVER HERE FOR NOW. 581 00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:46,810 GOOD. 582 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:47,811 HI, HONEY. 583 00:20:47,835 --> 00:20:49,743 - HI. 584 00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:50,976 - ANY MORE DELIVERIES COME? 585 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,443 - THAT'S PRETTY. 586 00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:53,910 - DOESN'T THAT LOOK CUTE? 587 00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:55,251 PORTIA, DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR DAD WIN 588 00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:57,576 IN SPARKLY HIGH HEELS? 589 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,976 - THEY'RE SPARKLY? 590 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,509 - THAT'S WHAT TAYLOR SAID. MAYBE SHE'S JOKING. 591 00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:04,443 I'M REALLY PROUD THAT MAURICIO OFFERED TO BE THERE FOR TAYLOR, 592 00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:05,509 BUT IF HE DOESN'T MAKE IT BACK IN TIME 593 00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:07,076 FOR PORTIA'S PARTY, 594 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,409 THAT HIGH HEEL IS GONNA BE RIGHT UP HIS ASS. 595 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:10,750 - LET'S GO, BIRTHDAY GIRL. 596 00:21:10,774 --> 00:21:12,643 WHOO! 597 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,144 DON'T SMUDGE YOUR NAILS. 598 00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:15,609 - OKAY. 599 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:18,376 - GOTTA BE A BIG GIRL. 600 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,676 OH. 601 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:22,030 OH, MY GOD! 602 00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:25,943 ARE THOSE THE PONIES? 603 00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:29,743 OHH, THEY'RE SO CUTE. 604 00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:31,676 THESE ARE NOT UNICORNS. 605 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:34,346 ARE YOU WITH THE... HORSES? - YEAH, YEAH. 606 00:21:34,370 --> 00:21:36,609 - ARE THEY GONNA BE, ONE, LIKE UNICORN? 607 00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:38,080 - YEAH, YEAH, WE HAVE, LIKE, A LITTLE... 608 00:21:38,104 --> 00:21:39,446 UNICORN THINGS IN THE... 609 00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:41,042 - TO PUT ON THEM? - YEAH, YEAH. 610 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,176 - OKAY, 'CAUSE MY DAUGHTER'S REALLY EXPECTING A UNICORN. 611 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,309 - OKAY. - THAT IS NOT A UNICORN. 612 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,079 AND THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT GONNA BE FLYING, 613 00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:48,376 I CAN TELL YOU THAT. 614 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,609 I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA BE LIKE 615 00:21:49,633 --> 00:21:50,780 LITTLE WHITE UNICORN. - I THINK THEY WERE... 616 00:21:50,804 --> 00:21:52,376 ITS' LIKE A BIG PONY. - EH, YOU KNOW. 617 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,147 THAT'S GOOD. THE BIGGER THE BETTER. 618 00:21:54,171 --> 00:21:57,309 - HOW DO I EXPLAIN A BROWN UNICORN? 619 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:59,409 - BROWN IS LIKE THE NEW WHITE. 620 00:21:59,433 --> 00:22:01,747 - YOU THE PHOTO BOOTH? HOW YOU DOIN'? 621 00:22:01,771 --> 00:22:03,176 - GOOD. HOW YOU DOIN'? - GOOD. 622 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,843 - GLEN! 623 00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:06,976 I DON'T SEE WHERE WE'RE GONNA... 624 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,647 WHERE WE GONNA PUT THE ANIMALS? 625 00:22:08,671 --> 00:22:10,910 - LET ME GET IT TOGETHER. 626 00:22:10,934 --> 00:22:12,179 - WHERE THEY GOING? RIGHT HERE? 627 00:22:12,203 --> 00:22:13,745 - I DON'T KNOW YET. I'M FIGURING OVER HERE. 628 00:22:13,769 --> 00:22:15,710 - ARE YOU WINGING IT RIGHT NOW? - WE'RE WINGING IT. 629 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:18,147 - IS THIS ENOUGH SPACE FOR THE UNICORNS TO WALK? 630 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,109 ARE THEY GONNA POOP ALL OVER MY TENNIS COURT? 631 00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:22,810 - IT'LL PROBABLY HOSE OFF. 632 00:22:22,834 --> 00:22:26,609 - AAH! A BEE! 633 00:22:26,633 --> 00:22:27,850 YOU EXCITED ABOUT YOUR PARTY? 634 00:22:27,874 --> 00:22:28,876 LOOK. - YEAH. 635 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,609 - DOESN'T IT LOOK CUTE? 636 00:22:30,633 --> 00:22:34,209 IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY SHE WAS BORN. 637 00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:35,810 SHE'S GROWING SO FAST, 638 00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:38,311 AND I REALLY WANT TO ENJOY EVERY MOMENT 639 00:22:38,335 --> 00:22:39,379 THAT I HAVE WITH HER. 640 00:22:39,403 --> 00:22:40,776 I DON'T WANT TO MISS A BEAT. 641 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,343 - WHO COULD BE WITH ME IN THERE, MAMA? 642 00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:44,376 - WHO COULD BE WITH YOU IN WHERE? 643 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,576 THE JUMPY? - MM-HMM. 644 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,276 - I'LL GO WITH YOU IN THERE. - OKAY. 645 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,710 - BUT I HAVE SOME WORK TO DO FIRST, OKAY? 646 00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:50,242 - NO. - YES. 647 00:22:50,266 --> 00:22:51,576 I HAVE TO GET YOUR PARTY READY. 648 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:52,910 - NO. - YES. 649 00:22:52,934 --> 00:22:53,979 - NO. I HAVE TO. 650 00:22:54,003 --> 00:22:55,676 - NO. - WELL, WHO ELSE IS GONNA DO IT? 651 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,200 - [giggles] 652 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:06,309 [crowd cheering] 653 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:07,810 - WELL, LOOK AT ALL THE... MY GOODNESS. 654 00:23:07,834 --> 00:23:08,881 THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE. 655 00:23:08,905 --> 00:23:10,270 OH, BOY. 656 00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:13,403 - LOOK AT MINE. 657 00:23:15,633 --> 00:23:17,309 - ALL RIGHT! LET'S DO THIS. 658 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:19,180 - WELL, COME ON, ADRIENNE. KEEP UP. 659 00:23:19,204 --> 00:23:21,576 - OKAY, 660 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,846 YOU WAIT. - COME ON! 661 00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:25,076 - I CAN'T WAIT TO SAY THAT TO YOU. 662 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,976 OHH, BOY. - ARE YOU GETTING NERVOUS? 663 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,376 - [laughing] I... LOOK AT THIS. 664 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,476 [laughter] 665 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:33,245 - I WAS SHOCKED AT HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE THERE. 666 00:23:33,269 --> 00:23:36,209 I MEAN, IT WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE SUPPORTING THIS, 667 00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:38,847 WHICH I THOUGHT WAS JUST REALLY GREAT AND COOL. 668 00:23:38,871 --> 00:23:40,643 - THIS YOUNG MAN NEEDS SOME SHOES. 669 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:42,167 - OKAY. - HERE WE GO. 670 00:23:44,066 --> 00:23:46,076 - I KIND OF LIKE THE SILVER OR THE RED. 671 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:47,446 - LET'S GO CLIMB ON AND SEE. 672 00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:49,044 - ARE THOSE GOLD, TOO? OKAY. - YEAH. 673 00:23:49,068 --> 00:23:50,176 - YOU GOTTA WEAR HEELS. 674 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,647 - HERE, YOU GOTTA WEAR YOURS, ADRIENNE. 675 00:23:52,671 --> 00:23:54,042 [chuckling] 676 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,209 - OKAY, I'M WEARING MINE IN SUPPORT OF MY HUSBAND. 677 00:23:57,233 --> 00:23:58,676 - THAT IS GONNA BE A PROBLEM. 678 00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,776 - THEN IF THAT'S THE CASE... - YOU NEED A BIGGER SIZE. 679 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,347 - I NEED A MUCH BIGGER SIZE. 680 00:24:01,371 --> 00:24:03,176 OUCH. SON OF A BITCH. 681 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,947 - LOOK AT THE GLITTER. THE GLITTER'S EVERYWHERE. 682 00:24:05,971 --> 00:24:08,109 [laughter] - OH, MY GOD. 683 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:09,850 THEY WON'T EVEN COME OFF. - 14? 684 00:24:09,874 --> 00:24:11,476 - TA-DA! 685 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,476 - ACTUALLY FELL. - OH, I LOVE IT. 686 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,376 - WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE WEARING THE SILVER, RIGHT? 687 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,476 - OH, MY GOSH. - WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON. 688 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,142 HE, BUDDY... - MAN. 689 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,176 [laughter] 690 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,476 - OH... MY GOSH. 691 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,976 - OF COURSE PAUL HAS BETTER LEGS. 692 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,409 A LITTLE HAIRY, BUT DEFINITELY BETTER LEGS. 693 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:30,543 [laughter] - GONNA WEAR ONE OF EACH? 694 00:24:30,567 --> 00:24:32,843 - NO LUCK! [overlapping chatter] 695 00:24:32,867 --> 00:24:35,142 - OH, YEAH. WEAR ONE OF EACH. 696 00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:37,643 - YOU GOTTA WEAR THE TALL ONES. 697 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:39,409 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 698 00:24:39,433 --> 00:24:42,009 I LIKE THE HEIGHT. 699 00:24:42,033 --> 00:24:43,376 - AH, YOU LOOK GOOD. 700 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,747 - THIS IS GONNA BE SO PAINFUL. 701 00:24:44,771 --> 00:24:47,567 MY TOES ARE GETTING CRUNCHED HERE. 702 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:05,446 - OH, LOOK, YOUR GIFT MATCHES YOUR SHIRT. 703 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:06,609 HOW FUNNY IS THAT? 704 00:25:06,633 --> 00:25:08,447 - I KNOW THAT LISA AND ADRIENNE 705 00:25:08,471 --> 00:25:10,109 ARE BOTH GOING TO BE NERVOUS 706 00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:13,109 ABOUT COMING TO MY HOUSE FOR PORTIA'S PARTY. 707 00:25:13,133 --> 00:25:14,409 I KNOW THEM. 708 00:25:14,433 --> 00:25:15,910 - HELLO! 709 00:25:15,934 --> 00:25:17,481 - OH, MY GOSH. LOOK AT YOU GUYS. 710 00:25:17,505 --> 00:25:19,276 YOU LOOK LIKE A PICTURE. 711 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,546 - EVERYTHING GOOD? - YEAH. YOU'RE SO EARLY. 712 00:25:21,570 --> 00:25:23,943 - NO, I KNOW, BUT I HAVE TO LEAVE BY 1:15, REMEMBER? 713 00:25:23,967 --> 00:25:24,976 - WHY? - OH, LOOK. 714 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,776 I TOLD YOU, I HAVE, UM, A WINE... 715 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,776 WINE PRESENTATION AT VILLA BLANCA AT 1:20. 716 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,176 I CAN'T CHANGE IT. - MAYBE IT'S TRUE. 717 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,476 MAYBE SHE'S TRYING TO AVOID ADRIENNE. 718 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,309 LOOK AT THE BIRTHDAY GIRL! 719 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:38,376 - OHH! 720 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,042 - WHOO! - OH, SHE'S SO CUTE. 721 00:25:41,066 --> 00:25:42,876 OH, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 722 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:44,876 - PORTIA, LET ME SEE. CAN YOU MODEL FOR ME? 723 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,776 - YEAH. - [gasps] 724 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,409 - YOU LOOK LIKE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY GIRL. 725 00:25:50,433 --> 00:25:52,480 - SHE KEEPS LOOKING AT THE FEATHERS LIKE, 726 00:25:52,504 --> 00:25:54,343 OH, THAT IS ADORABLE. 727 00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:55,710 OH, MY GOSH. 728 00:25:55,734 --> 00:25:57,251 SO CUTE... LOOK AT HER. SHE'S SO HAPPY. 729 00:25:57,275 --> 00:25:58,776 LOOK AT HER. 730 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,209 - YOU'RE GONNA GO NEXT... - COTTON CANDY. 731 00:26:00,233 --> 00:26:01,480 - TO THE ANIMALS. - HUH? WHERE? 732 00:26:01,504 --> 00:26:02,846 YOU'VE GOT PETTING ZOO? 733 00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:05,076 - I HAVE A LLAMA COMING IN. - WHEN'S HE COMING? 734 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,609 - THINGS DIDN'T MAKE OUT WITH MY UNICORN. 735 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:07,879 THEY'RE COMING THROUGH. 736 00:26:07,903 --> 00:26:09,309 YOU WANNA COME SEE THEM? - YEAH. 737 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,509 - COME LOOK. OKAY, COME ALONG. 738 00:26:11,533 --> 00:26:12,710 PLEASE LOOK. 739 00:26:12,734 --> 00:26:14,743 - OHH! WHAT? 740 00:26:14,767 --> 00:26:17,042 IS THIS A FRIENDLY TYPE OF GUY? 741 00:26:17,066 --> 00:26:18,509 - YES, YOU CAN MAKE OUT WITH HIM ALL YOU WANT. 742 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:19,910 - OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 743 00:26:19,934 --> 00:26:21,311 I CANNOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MYSELF WITH THIS GUY. 744 00:26:21,335 --> 00:26:23,242 CAN I... CAN I... - THIS IS PRECIOUS. 745 00:26:23,266 --> 00:26:24,509 - CAN I MAKE OUT WITH HIM A LITTLE BIT? 746 00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:28,042 - SURE. - OH, HE'S SO SWEET. 747 00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:29,910 CAN I TAKE HIM FOR A WALK? 748 00:26:29,934 --> 00:26:32,276 - UM, YOU CAN TRY. - HAVE YOU GOT A LEAD? 749 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,810 - NO, WE JUST HOLD ON TO IT RIGHT HERE. 750 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:35,611 - JUST TAKE IT BY THE TEETH. - THIS COULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG. 751 00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:37,833 [laughter] 752 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,576 [indistinct chatter] 753 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,843 [cheering] 754 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:45,843 - LET'S DO IT! 755 00:26:45,867 --> 00:26:49,176 - WAIT A MINUTE. THESE ARE NOT EASY. 756 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,476 - IT HURTS, MAN. 757 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:53,843 OHH. - HA! 758 00:26:53,867 --> 00:26:56,643 - HOW FAR DO WE HAVE TO GO? 759 00:26:56,667 --> 00:26:58,943 - HERE. - OHH. WHEW. 760 00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:00,743 AT LEAST WE'RE PASSING SOME PEOPLE. 761 00:27:00,767 --> 00:27:03,176 CHECK THIS OUT. WE'RE GOING WAY FASTER. 762 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,810 OHH, SON OF A BITCH. 763 00:27:04,834 --> 00:27:06,543 I'M TAKING OFF. 764 00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:07,910 - OHH... 765 00:27:07,934 --> 00:27:09,509 HO HO! 766 00:27:09,533 --> 00:27:12,509 [laughs] 767 00:27:12,533 --> 00:27:14,379 - WELL, PAUL, YOU KNOW, KIND OF CHEATED, 768 00:27:14,403 --> 00:27:15,976 YOU KNOW, WITH THOSE SHOES. 769 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,376 I MEAN, DEFINITELY A UNFAIR ADVANTAGE THAT PAUL HAD ON ME, 770 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,446 WEARING THOSE SHOES. 771 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:21,176 - I'M JUMPING ON YOUR BACK. 772 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,030 HYUH! [both laugh] 773 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:26,277 - OKAY. 774 00:27:26,301 --> 00:27:27,376 - JUST KEEP A GOOD HOLD RIGHT THERE. 775 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,009 - OKAY. OH! WHOA. WHOA, WHOA. 776 00:27:29,033 --> 00:27:31,047 OKAY, I'M BOSS NOW. LET'S BE CALM. 777 00:27:31,071 --> 00:27:32,209 - THERE YOU GO. - [gasps] 778 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:33,343 OHH. 779 00:27:33,367 --> 00:27:34,676 COME ON, WE'RE OFF TO BEVERLY HILLS 780 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,176 WITH A BLANKET... HERE WE GO. 781 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,276 - LISA, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKING THAT INTO MY HOUSE... 782 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,643 - HERE WE GO. - GIDDYUP! GIDDYUP. 783 00:27:39,667 --> 00:27:41,176 - WE'RE GATHERING A LITTLE BIT OF SPEED HERE. 784 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,910 COME ON. IS SHE GOING OUT THE BACK? 785 00:27:42,934 --> 00:27:45,111 - SHE IS NOT GOING THROUGH MY HOUSE. LISA! 786 00:27:45,135 --> 00:27:47,576 - HAVE YOU GOT A DIAPER? - SHE IS NOT GOING IN MY HOUSE! 787 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,147 [laughing] SHE IS NOT GOING IN MY HOUSE! 788 00:27:49,171 --> 00:27:52,443 LISA, IF MAURICIO SAW THIS ON MY HARDWOOD FLOORS... 789 00:27:52,467 --> 00:27:53,776 - WHY IS HE GONNA SEE IT? 790 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,109 HE'S RUNNING AROUND IN LADIES' UNDERWEAR... 791 00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:56,150 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? 792 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:57,176 - IN HIGH HEELS. 793 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,209 DOES HE KNOW WHAT HE'S MISSING? 794 00:27:59,233 --> 00:28:02,509 - OH, MY GOD, HIS FEET. - OKAY, THE PARTY'S STARTED! 795 00:28:02,533 --> 00:28:03,543 [laughter] 796 00:28:03,567 --> 00:28:04,810 THE PARTY'S STARTED. 797 00:28:04,834 --> 00:28:06,976 - PORTIA! LOOK! 798 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,309 - PORTIA, PRESENT FOR YOU. 799 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:11,050 - WHEN LISA HAS HER FIRST HOUSEWARMING PARTY, 800 00:28:11,074 --> 00:28:12,776 I'M BRINGING AN ELEPHANT. 801 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,176 AND NO POOPER SCOOPER. 802 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,276 - OH, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. WITH THE PIG? 803 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:18,576 - COME ON, PORTIA. 804 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,945 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO OUT AND RELAX, 805 00:28:19,969 --> 00:28:22,042 AND HAVE A GLASS OF WINE, OR A HALF A GLASS OF WINE. 806 00:28:22,066 --> 00:28:23,543 - I REALLY THOUGHT THAT PORTIA'S PARTY 807 00:28:23,567 --> 00:28:25,176 WAS NEUTRAL GROUND... 808 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,576 A PERFECT PLACE FOR LISA AND ADRIENNE 809 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,376 TO SAY, "HI, HOW ARE YOU," 810 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,546 AND JUST BREAK THE ICE 811 00:28:29,570 --> 00:28:31,543 AND PUT ALL THIS RIDICULOUSNESS BEHIND THEM. 812 00:28:31,567 --> 00:28:34,376 - I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA SNEAK OFF SOON. 813 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,576 BUT MAYBE, UM... 814 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,076 - I'M NOT SNEAKING OFF. IT'S REALLY A LONGSTANDING... 815 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:41,176 THEY'VE COME FROM NAPA VALLEY. I CAN'T CHANGE IT. 816 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,443 - BUT WILL YOU... IF I DO A DINNER HERE WEDNESDAY, 817 00:28:45,467 --> 00:28:48,509 WILL YOU COME AND YOU AND ADRIENNE CAN ALL SIT DOWN 818 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:49,510 AND YOU GUYS CAN TALK? 819 00:28:49,534 --> 00:28:51,009 I KNOW... I KNOW YOU WANTED TO... 820 00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:53,247 - OH, I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO INTO IT AGAIN. 821 00:28:53,271 --> 00:28:54,576 WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO THAT? 822 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,009 - JUST SO WE CAN MOVE PAST THIS, SO WE... 823 00:28:56,033 --> 00:28:57,948 - WELL, THAT IS... BUT WHY DO YOU NEED TO GET INVOLVED 824 00:28:57,972 --> 00:28:59,543 IN THE MIDDLE OF IT? YOU DON'T NEED TO. 825 00:28:59,567 --> 00:29:01,309 - I'M JUST... - MAYBE I... NO, IT'S OKAY. 826 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:02,750 YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO. 827 00:29:02,774 --> 00:29:04,676 IT'S NOBODY ELSE'S BUSINESS. 828 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:07,009 I THINK THAT'S WHEN THINGS GO AWRY, 829 00:29:07,033 --> 00:29:08,409 WHEN OTHER PEOPLE STEP IN. 830 00:29:08,433 --> 00:29:10,810 - IT'S NOT THAT I'M TRYING TO MEDDLE. 831 00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:13,609 IT'S THAT I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS ARE GONNA END UP TALKING, 832 00:29:13,633 --> 00:29:15,850 SO I THOUGHT IF I DID THIS ON NEUTRAL GROUND AT MY HOUSE... 833 00:29:15,874 --> 00:29:18,076 - NO, DON'T GET INVOLVED, DARLING... IT'S FINE. 834 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:20,343 SHE SENT THE FLOWERS. IT'S OKAY. 835 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:22,609 I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO A WHOLE THING. 836 00:29:22,633 --> 00:29:25,079 EVERYBODY GETS INVOLVED AND EVERYBODY STARTS SCREAMING 837 00:29:25,103 --> 00:29:26,509 AND CHARGING... - NO, IT'S NOT... 838 00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:28,178 - I DON'T WANT TO... I'M NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN THAT. 839 00:29:28,202 --> 00:29:29,376 REALLY, I'VE GOT SO MUCH GOING ON IN MY LIFE. 840 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,276 IT'S FINE. 841 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,843 BUT THANK YOU ANYWAY. 842 00:29:32,867 --> 00:29:34,910 - OKAY. 843 00:29:34,934 --> 00:29:36,276 - YOU TRIED. - I'M TRYING. 844 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,076 I JUST WANT YOU GUY... I MEAN, I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE OKAY, 845 00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:40,543 AND EVERYBODY TO BE HAPPY, AND... 846 00:29:40,567 --> 00:29:42,409 NOT HAVE ANYBODY UNCOMFORTABLE. 847 00:29:42,433 --> 00:29:43,879 - I KNOW SHE MEANS WELL. 848 00:29:43,903 --> 00:29:46,209 BUT THIS IS BETWEEN ADRIENNE AND I. 849 00:29:46,233 --> 00:29:48,009 END OF STORY. 850 00:29:48,033 --> 00:29:49,343 - YEAH, BYE. MWAH, MWAH. 851 00:29:49,367 --> 00:29:50,710 - ALL RIGHT, DARLING. HAVE LOTS OF FUN, OKAY? 852 00:29:50,734 --> 00:29:53,579 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - WHEN'S MAURICIO, UM... 853 00:29:53,603 --> 00:29:56,076 TAKING HIS HIGH HEELS OFF... WHAT TIME IS HE COMING BACK? 854 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:57,845 - WHO KNOWS? MAYBE HE'LL BE WEARING THEM PERMANENTLY NOW. 855 00:29:57,869 --> 00:29:58,943 I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES. 856 00:29:58,967 --> 00:30:01,697 - [laughing] ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU LATER. 857 00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:08,676 [chatter and laughter] 858 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:09,910 [scattered cheers] 859 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:11,011 - GOD, I LOVE THIS HEIGHT. 860 00:30:11,035 --> 00:30:12,910 CAN I ALWAYS STAY, LIKE, THIS HIGH? 861 00:30:12,934 --> 00:30:14,111 - YOU'RE FINALLY AS TALL AS I AM. 862 00:30:14,135 --> 00:30:16,810 [cheers and applause] 863 00:30:16,834 --> 00:30:18,881 - WE'RE DOIN' IT. - WE'RE DOIN' IT. 864 00:30:18,905 --> 00:30:20,609 [laughter and cheers] 865 00:30:20,633 --> 00:30:22,810 - WAY TO GO! - THANK YOU! 866 00:30:22,834 --> 00:30:24,376 - [laughing] 867 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,242 - GREAT. 868 00:30:26,266 --> 00:30:27,943 I THINK PAUL GOT OFF TOO EASY. 869 00:30:27,967 --> 00:30:29,676 - I DID IT. - CONGRATULATIONS. 870 00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:32,976 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 871 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,676 - MY FEET WERE NOT MEANT TO WALK IN HIGH HEELS. 872 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:39,176 I DON'T THINK ANYBODY'S FEET ARE MEANT TO WALK IN HIGH HEELS. 873 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,810 AND THE CHOICE OF DOING THAT IS JUST A BAD CHOICE. 874 00:30:41,834 --> 00:30:43,242 - THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 875 00:30:43,266 --> 00:30:44,343 - THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. 876 00:30:44,367 --> 00:30:46,276 - [laughing] 877 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:47,676 - COMING UP... 878 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:50,076 - I HAVE SO MUCH ANXIETY RIGHT NOW. 879 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,347 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER FELT LIKE THIS. 880 00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:52,867 - REALLY? - [sighs] 881 00:31:13,133 --> 00:31:14,843 - KNOCK-KNOCK. 882 00:31:14,867 --> 00:31:18,209 I'M REALLY, REALLY ANXIOUS ARRIVING AT PORTIA'S PARTY, 883 00:31:18,233 --> 00:31:20,309 BECAUSE I KNOW LISA'S NOT GONNA BE THERE. 884 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:22,509 AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF I HAVE ANY OTHER GO-TOS 885 00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:23,579 THAT WILL BE THERE. 886 00:31:23,603 --> 00:31:25,710 - MAKING SURE THE DRINKS GET OUT HERE. 887 00:31:25,734 --> 00:31:27,042 - HELLO! - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 888 00:31:27,066 --> 00:31:28,876 - LOOK AT YOUR GLASSES. - I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR YOU. 889 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:30,710 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 890 00:31:30,734 --> 00:31:32,279 - GOOD. THANK YOU FOR COMING. 891 00:31:32,303 --> 00:31:34,546 - THIS IS FOR PORTIA. - OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET. 892 00:31:34,570 --> 00:31:35,976 THAT'S SWEET. THANK YOU. 893 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,710 - UM, I CAN'T STAY VERY LONG. 894 00:31:37,734 --> 00:31:40,681 AND... I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT JUST, YOU KNOW, 895 00:31:40,705 --> 00:31:42,509 SOCIALIZING AND... - NO. 896 00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:43,710 - YEAH. - WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS? 897 00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:45,051 - YEAH, UM... - IT'S A KIDS' PARTY. 898 00:31:45,075 --> 00:31:46,376 - I KNOW. - NOBODY'S GONNA BE... 899 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,847 - [laughing] I... THAT'S WHAT I NEVER KNOW. 900 00:31:47,871 --> 00:31:50,097 - NO, THEY'LL BE... - IT'S A CRAZY GROUP. 901 00:31:54,967 --> 00:31:57,776 - BOTH, THERE'S JUST... WE JUST NEED MORE OUT THERE. 902 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,309 HI! LOOK HOW GORGEOUS YOU LOOK. 903 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:02,276 HOW ARE YOU? - THANK YOU! 904 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:04,576 OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD SEEING YOU. 905 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,409 HI, SWEETIE! HOW ARE YOU? 906 00:32:06,433 --> 00:32:08,279 GOOD TO SEE... - YOU LOOK AMAZING. 907 00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:09,409 - THANK YOU. - WOW. 908 00:32:09,433 --> 00:32:11,576 YOU LOOK... LOOK AT THIS. 909 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,609 I LOVE IT. - THANK YOU. 910 00:32:12,633 --> 00:32:13,647 - EVERYTHING'S GOOD. 911 00:32:13,671 --> 00:32:14,710 LISA WAS JUST HERE. 912 00:32:14,734 --> 00:32:15,810 BUT THEN SHE LEFT 913 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:17,576 BEFORE PAUL AND ADRIENNE GET HERE. 914 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,109 - WHAT IS GOING ON? - SAME OLD, SAME OLD. 915 00:32:19,133 --> 00:32:21,242 - ARE THEY... THEY NOT CONNECTED? 916 00:32:21,266 --> 00:32:22,509 I MEAN, COME ON. - THEY STILL HAVEN'T CONNECTED. 917 00:32:22,533 --> 00:32:24,509 - IT'S LIKE THEY HAVE TO GET OVER IT. 918 00:32:24,533 --> 00:32:26,810 IT'S TIME TO MOVE FORWARD. - WELL, THE OTHER NIGHT, UM, 919 00:32:26,834 --> 00:32:28,651 WE WERE AT SOMETHING FOR THAT VILLA BLANCA, 920 00:32:28,675 --> 00:32:32,142 AND ADRIENNE ACTUALLY SET LISA FLOWERS. 921 00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:33,276 - WELL, THAT'S NICE. - WHICH WAS A BIG STEP. 922 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:34,443 YOU KNOW. - HUGE STEP, YES. 923 00:32:34,467 --> 00:32:35,576 - "I'M SORRY," BUT OBVIOUSLY 924 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,247 THEY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING IN PERSON TOO. 925 00:32:37,271 --> 00:32:39,009 - I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY... 926 00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:40,378 AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH... 927 00:32:40,402 --> 00:32:41,710 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH... THAT WE... 928 00:32:41,734 --> 00:32:43,381 - I KNOW. - THE GIRLS CAN'T COME TOGETHER. 929 00:32:43,405 --> 00:32:44,746 - I'M SURE THEY WILL. 930 00:32:44,770 --> 00:32:46,710 IT'S JUST THAT INITIAL BREAKING THE ICE. 931 00:32:46,734 --> 00:32:48,448 - YEAH, BREAKING THE ICE IS SO HARD. 932 00:32:48,472 --> 00:32:50,142 - NOBODY WANTS TO DO THAT. 933 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,743 OH, WELL, AT LEAST YOU GUYS ARE HERE TODAY. 934 00:32:51,767 --> 00:32:53,343 - I KNOW, I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. 935 00:32:53,367 --> 00:32:54,543 - OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME. 936 00:32:54,567 --> 00:32:56,176 - I WISH I COULD SAY TO ALL THESE GIRLS, 937 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,910 "LOOK AT CAMILLE AND ME. HOW FAR WE'VE COME." 938 00:32:58,934 --> 00:33:01,611 IT'S ANNOYING TO ME THAT ALL THE ADULTS HERE 939 00:33:01,635 --> 00:33:04,433 ARE ACTING MORE CHILDISH THAN PORTIA AND HER FRIENDS. 940 00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:09,376 HELLO! GOOD TO SEE YOU. 941 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,609 - MWAH! - THANK YOU. 942 00:33:10,633 --> 00:33:12,343 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 943 00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:13,676 - OKAY. - NOW CAN WE GO? 944 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,509 - YEAH. 945 00:33:15,533 --> 00:33:17,242 - OH! WHAT IS THIS? 946 00:33:17,266 --> 00:33:20,476 - THIS IS A PRESENT FOR THE BABY FROM YOLANDA. 947 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,743 - OH! THAT'S SO SWEET. IS YOLANDA HERE? 948 00:33:23,767 --> 00:33:26,209 - UH, I'M AFRAID SHE'S NOT COMING. 949 00:33:26,233 --> 00:33:27,409 - SHE CAN'T MAKE IT? - NO. 950 00:33:27,433 --> 00:33:29,810 - OHH, THAT WAS SO SWEET. 951 00:33:29,834 --> 00:33:31,309 OH, MY GOODNESS. 952 00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:33,947 PORTIA, LOOK AT THIS, WHAT JUST ARRIVED. 953 00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:36,276 THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU TELL HER I SAID THANK YOU. 954 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:37,576 I'LL CALL HER LATER. - YES, I WILL. 955 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,176 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - SURE. 956 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,142 - [laughing] - OHH. 957 00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:44,976 THIS IS SO CUTE. 958 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,242 - DANA'S HERE. ARE YOU OKAY WITH DANA? 959 00:33:48,266 --> 00:33:49,609 - NO. [laughs] 960 00:33:49,633 --> 00:33:50,747 - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT. 961 00:33:50,771 --> 00:33:52,543 - I MEAN, I HAD SOME ISSUES WITH TAYLOR, 962 00:33:52,567 --> 00:33:54,676 SO I THINK THAT SHE JUST JUMPED ON THAT TRAIN. 963 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,276 - OH, THAT'S COOL... I GOT PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY 964 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,609 COMING HERE TONIGHT. 965 00:33:57,633 --> 00:33:58,980 - THAT'S WHY I THINK I'M GONNA LEAVE. 966 00:33:59,004 --> 00:34:00,609 - NO, DON'T LEAVE. YOU KNOW WHAT? 967 00:34:00,633 --> 00:34:01,848 IF YOU DON'T FACE YOUR ISSUES... 968 00:34:01,872 --> 00:34:02,910 - WELL, MY DAD'S IN TOWN. - I KNOW. 969 00:34:02,934 --> 00:34:04,276 BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 970 00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:06,346 IF YOU DON'T CONFRONT THEM AT SOME POINT... 971 00:34:06,370 --> 00:34:07,943 - WELL, SOME POINT, YES. 972 00:34:07,967 --> 00:34:09,743 I DON'T THINK A CHILD'S PARTY IS THE BEST PLACE TO DO IT. 973 00:34:09,767 --> 00:34:11,409 - WELL, MAYBE THAT IS THE BEST PLACE, 974 00:34:11,433 --> 00:34:12,847 BECAUSE REALLY CAN GO WRONG. 975 00:34:12,871 --> 00:34:14,376 - THERE IS A NET ON THE POOL, 976 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,377 SO I IF I PUSH SOMEONE... - THERE'S A NET ON THE POOL. 977 00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:16,910 NO ONE CAN THROW ANYBODY IN. 978 00:34:16,934 --> 00:34:20,309 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - AH... NO. [laughs] 979 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:23,147 - NO ONE'S GONNA BE RUDE AT A CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 980 00:34:23,171 --> 00:34:24,976 - I HAVE SO MUCH ANXIETY RIGHT NOW. 981 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,547 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER FELT LIKE THIS. 982 00:34:26,571 --> 00:34:28,609 - REALLY? - [sighs] 983 00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:30,903 [indistinct chatter] 984 00:34:38,834 --> 00:34:40,876 - HI. - HONEY! 985 00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:42,443 WHOO HOO! 986 00:34:42,467 --> 00:34:44,042 - MWAH. WHAT'S UP? 987 00:34:44,066 --> 00:34:45,609 - HOW WAS IT? - IT WAS FUN. 988 00:34:45,633 --> 00:34:46,910 - WHERE'S THE PICTURE OF YOU WEARING HIGH HEELS? 989 00:34:46,934 --> 00:34:48,349 THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT WEARING THEM RIGHT NOW. 990 00:34:48,373 --> 00:34:49,943 YOU DON'T HAVE ONE PICTURE OF YOU WITH THE HEELS ON? 991 00:34:49,967 --> 00:34:51,476 - I DON'T, HONEY. - OKAY, WE'LL... 992 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,646 IT WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. IT WAS LIKE... OH, MY GOD. 993 00:34:53,670 --> 00:34:55,609 - HONEY, DO YOU HAVE A NEWFOUND RESPECT FOR ME? 994 00:34:55,633 --> 00:34:56,673 LOOK WHAT I GO THROUGH. 995 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,910 - OHH! MOMMY! 996 00:35:00,934 --> 00:35:03,710 [laughing] - HI! 997 00:35:03,734 --> 00:35:05,943 - I HAVE VIDEO. 998 00:35:05,967 --> 00:35:09,276 - I... YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE BLACKMAIL... VIDEO. 999 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:11,343 - BLACKMAIL. - [laughs] 1000 00:35:11,367 --> 00:35:13,897 [indistinct chatter] 1001 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,076 - HI! 1002 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:20,077 - OW! - OH! 1003 00:35:20,101 --> 00:35:21,409 - OH, IT'S A PARTY! 1004 00:35:21,433 --> 00:35:24,643 - HELLO, BEAUTIFUL LADY. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1005 00:35:24,667 --> 00:35:26,776 - I'M SO SWEATY. I'VE BEEN IN A RACE ALL MORNING. 1006 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,646 - OH, MY GOD. - WE FLEW TO SACRAMENTO 1007 00:35:28,670 --> 00:35:30,343 FOR OUR RACE, AND THEN FLEW HERE. 1008 00:35:30,367 --> 00:35:32,576 MAURICIO RAN A RACE IN HIGH HEELS 1009 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,643 FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. - THAT'S HUGE. 1010 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:38,409 - [laughing] AND PAUL, TOO... IN HIGH HEELS. 1011 00:35:38,433 --> 00:35:39,580 - I WANT TO SEE PAUL IN HEELS. 1012 00:35:39,604 --> 00:35:42,176 SEE... WE'LL SEE IF IT LOOKS GOOD. 1013 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,647 IT MADE ME FEEL REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE 1014 00:35:43,671 --> 00:35:45,409 THAT TAYLOR CHOSE NOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE ME, 1015 00:35:45,433 --> 00:35:46,650 AND SHE'S ACKNOWLEDGED CAMILLE. 1016 00:35:46,674 --> 00:35:49,409 NOT SAYING HELLO IS LIKE AN AGGRESSIVE... 1017 00:35:49,433 --> 00:35:51,009 AGGRESSIVE THING TO DO. 1018 00:35:51,033 --> 00:35:53,209 - I MEAN, WE WERE DYING LAUGHING. 1019 00:35:53,233 --> 00:35:55,042 - MAURICIO. - OH, MY GOD. 1020 00:35:55,066 --> 00:35:56,976 - MAURICIO'S ON THAT SIDE, PAUL'S ON THAT SIDE. 1021 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,646 - I'M STILL UPSET WITH BRANDI. 1022 00:35:58,670 --> 00:36:01,076 I FEEL LIKE I'VE EXTENDED THE OLIVE BRANCH TO HER 1023 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:02,476 ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS. 1024 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,109 AND SHE HAS NOT BEEN KIND TO ME. 1025 00:36:04,133 --> 00:36:06,276 - YOU THINK IT'S INAPPROPRIATE THAT SHE WROTE A BOOK? 1026 00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:07,576 - UH, IT'S BEEN LIKE A HOT MINUTE. 1027 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,810 - THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 1028 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,681 - YOU'VE MADE IT THE WORLD'S BUSINESS! 1029 00:36:10,705 --> 00:36:12,543 - SO I'M STILL ANGRY. 1030 00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:14,810 - JUST SO YOU KNOW, TAYLOR CAME IN 1031 00:36:14,834 --> 00:36:16,611 AND SHE SAID HI TO HER AND DIDI, 1032 00:36:16,635 --> 00:36:18,776 AND I WAS SITTING IN THE MIDDLE, AND NOT "HI" TO ME. 1033 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,547 AND SO I'M GONNA GO, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WANT 1034 00:36:20,571 --> 00:36:22,476 THERE TO BE DRAMA, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1035 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,309 I JUST... IT LIKE... SHE SEEMS A LITTLE OFF... 1036 00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:26,643 - HEY, IT'S A KIDS' PARTY. 1037 00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:28,409 JUST STAY. - THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE HERE. 1038 00:36:28,433 --> 00:36:30,309 SHE'S ONE PERSON. I MEAN, IT'S FINE. 1039 00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:31,609 COME ON, BRANDI. STAY. 1040 00:36:31,633 --> 00:36:33,476 - IS SHE ONE PERSON, OR IS SHE EIGHT PEOPLE? 1041 00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:34,710 SHE HAS A LOT OF PERSONALITIES. 1042 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:36,247 [laughs] I'M KIDDING. - NO, SHE'S... 1043 00:36:36,271 --> 00:36:37,776 SHE'S ONE. SHE'S OVER THERE. 1044 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,309 YOU DON'T HAVE... DON'T BE CHASED OUT. 1045 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,576 JUST... EVERYBODY ENJOY AND RELAX. 1046 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,509 - DON'T ALLOW HER TO TAKE YOUR POWER. 1047 00:36:44,533 --> 00:36:46,409 - OKAY. 1048 00:36:46,433 --> 00:36:48,810 - HI. 1049 00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:50,209 - 45 HIGH! 1050 00:36:50,233 --> 00:36:52,810 - IT'S A MIRACLE! - NOW GET 'EM! 1051 00:36:52,834 --> 00:36:54,343 - KIM HAS ARRIVED. 1052 00:36:54,367 --> 00:36:55,476 - WHERE ARE MY NIECES? 1053 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:56,843 - THEY'RE ALL BUSY. I TOLD YOU. 1054 00:36:56,867 --> 00:36:57,876 - THEY'RE NOT COMING? - NO. 1055 00:36:57,900 --> 00:36:59,209 - WHY AREN'T THEY HERE? 1056 00:36:59,233 --> 00:37:00,550 - AND THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU YOU HAVE TO REALLY, 1057 00:37:00,574 --> 00:37:01,776 LIKE, GIVE ME KUDOS, 1058 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,409 'CAUSE I LEFT THE WHOLE FAMILY TO COME. 1059 00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:04,578 - BUT I THOUGHT THEY WANT TO BE HERE. 1060 00:37:04,602 --> 00:37:05,647 - I TOLD YOU. - THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 1061 00:37:05,671 --> 00:37:07,076 I LOVE YOU. 1062 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,409 I THINK SHE REALLY JUST WANTED TO DRAG IT OUT 1063 00:37:08,433 --> 00:37:10,347 AND MAKE ME WONDER IF SHE WAS COMING OR NOT, 1064 00:37:10,371 --> 00:37:12,643 BUT I KNEW SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT TO PORTIA. 1065 00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:15,009 - HEY! - HEY! HEY, GIRL. 1066 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,943 MMM! I HARDLY RECOGNIZE YOU. 1067 00:37:16,967 --> 00:37:19,109 OH, MY GOD. MMM! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1068 00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:20,880 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 1069 00:37:20,904 --> 00:37:22,876 BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK GREAT. 1070 00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:24,346 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - HOW ARE YOU? 1071 00:37:24,370 --> 00:37:25,976 YOU GOOD? - I'M OKAY. YEAH, I'M GOOD. 1072 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,876 - YOU LOOK SO HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND... 1073 00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:30,276 - I'M WHERE I AM. - DID YOU... 1074 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,346 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EX? IS HE GONE, IS HE... 1075 00:37:32,370 --> 00:37:33,609 TRYING TO GET BACK IN? 1076 00:37:33,633 --> 00:37:35,550 ARE YOU DONE WITH HIM AND WASH YOUR HANDS OF HIM, 1077 00:37:35,574 --> 00:37:36,727 AND SAID THAT'S OKAY? 1078 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:41,476 - I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE TODAY. 1079 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,509 - ARE YOU GUYS BACK TOGETHER? - NO. 1080 00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:45,879 - OH. FRIENDS. - BUT, YOU KNOW HAT? 1081 00:37:45,903 --> 00:37:47,976 - FRIENDS. - HE'S, YOU KNOW, HE'S... 1082 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,710 YEAH. - YOU RESPECT ONE ANOTHER. 1083 00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:51,651 - YEAH, I RESPECT HIM. HE RESPECTS ME. 1084 00:37:51,675 --> 00:37:52,676 - MM-HMM. 1085 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:53,910 - DID YOU BREAK UP WITH THAT GUY? 1086 00:37:53,934 --> 00:37:56,251 - OH, MY GOD. - I'VE BEEN DYING TO KNOW. 1087 00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:57,309 [laughing] 1088 00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:58,310 - I DON'T LIKE THE WORD BREAK-UP. 1089 00:37:58,334 --> 00:37:59,543 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 1090 00:37:59,567 --> 00:38:01,176 STOPPED HAVING SEX WITH HIM. 1091 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,970 [laughter] - OH, MY GOSH. 1092 00:38:09,066 --> 00:38:11,009 - DO YOU SEE THIS, UH... 1093 00:38:11,033 --> 00:38:13,609 TEXT FROM BRANDI. - WHAT, WHAT? 1094 00:38:13,633 --> 00:38:15,009 - TO YOU AND ME. 1095 00:38:15,033 --> 00:38:16,609 - HEY, YOU GUYS. LOVE YOU. 1096 00:38:16,633 --> 00:38:17,610 THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 1097 00:38:17,634 --> 00:38:18,779 I SAW DRAMA COMING, 1098 00:38:18,803 --> 00:38:19,910 SO I HIGHTAILED IT OUT. 1099 00:38:19,934 --> 00:38:21,810 - WHAT IS SHE... WHAT DRAMA? - WHAT DRAMA? 1100 00:38:21,834 --> 00:38:23,211 - THERE WAS NO DRAMA. 1101 00:38:23,235 --> 00:38:25,780 I JUST WANT ALL THE GIRLS THAT HAVE ISSUES WITH EACH OTHER 1102 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:29,209 TO GET IT OVER WITH, JUS TO MAKE MY LIFE EASIER. 1103 00:38:29,233 --> 00:38:31,176 IF THEY DON'T MIND, I WOULD APPRECIATE THAT. 1104 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,076 - I MEAN, A SIMPLE, "HI, HOW ARE YOU," AND THAT'S IT. 1105 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:35,147 AND THEN YOU MOVE ON. EATIN' A HOT DOG. 1106 00:38:35,171 --> 00:38:36,876 - COMING UP... 1107 00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,546 - I'M JUST UPSET RIGHT NOW. 1108 00:38:38,570 --> 00:38:40,409 EVERYBODY'S PROTECTING LISA. 1109 00:38:40,433 --> 00:38:42,833 IT'S VERY HIGH SCHOOL, VERY CHILDISH. 1110 00:38:43,967 --> 00:38:47,409 - KYLE, BE CAREFUL, THERE'S... - AAH! 1111 00:38:47,433 --> 00:38:49,576 WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THAT? - I'LL CHECK IT OUT. 1112 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,577 MICHAEL... STEP IT. 1113 00:38:50,601 --> 00:38:52,076 - HOLD ON. 1114 00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:54,176 NOBODY COME NEAR THE HORSE POOP. 1115 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,076 - OH! 1116 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:59,743 - THE PROBLEM WITH UNICORNS IS THEY POOP ALL OVER. 1117 00:38:59,767 --> 00:39:01,643 PHEW! 1118 00:39:01,667 --> 00:39:03,343 I'M GONNA GET THIS POOP CLEANED UP. 1119 00:39:03,367 --> 00:39:04,976 DON'T YOU WORRY. 1120 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,976 - I NEVER KNEW UNICORNS POOPED. 1121 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,076 - I COULDN'T HOLD IT. 1122 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,176 [laughter] 1123 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,870 I'M THE POOP GUARDER. 1124 00:39:14,533 --> 00:39:16,333 [indistinct chatter] 1125 00:39:19,433 --> 00:39:20,910 - OOH. - HEY, DON'T TOUCH IT. 1126 00:39:20,934 --> 00:39:22,151 - SHOULD WE DO GLAMOUR? 1127 00:39:22,175 --> 00:39:24,276 - WHATEVER. OKAY, GLAMOUR? 1128 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:27,476 - ALL RIGHT, THREE, TWO, ONE. 1129 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:28,477 [camera clicks] 1130 00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:29,609 - CAN I HAVE MY PHONE? 1131 00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:30,876 - THAT'S MY PHONE. 1132 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:32,009 - OH! THAT'S YOURS. 1133 00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:34,509 OKAY. - [laughs] 1134 00:39:34,533 --> 00:39:35,910 - HI. - HI. MWAH. 1135 00:39:35,934 --> 00:39:37,079 DID YOU GUYS HAVE FUN TODAY? 1136 00:39:37,103 --> 00:39:38,946 - OH, MY GOSH. - I HEARD IT WAS HILARIOUS. 1137 00:39:38,970 --> 00:39:40,209 - WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 1138 00:39:40,233 --> 00:39:41,509 WE HAD A BLAST. - HELLO, BUTTERCUP. 1139 00:39:41,533 --> 00:39:44,176 - MWAH! WERE YOU WEARING YOUR PINK TOES? 1140 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,177 - I WORE BOTH SHOES. 1141 00:39:45,201 --> 00:39:46,710 - WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER? 1142 00:39:46,734 --> 00:39:48,743 - YEAH. - HEY, THERE STILL FOOD? 1143 00:39:48,767 --> 00:39:49,943 - YEAH, YOU KIDDING ME? THERE'S TONS OF FOOD. 1144 00:39:49,967 --> 00:39:52,209 - WELL, PAUL CAME IN VERY HUNGRY, I GUESS, 1145 00:39:52,233 --> 00:39:54,109 FROM JOGGING IN HIS HIGH HEELS, 1146 00:39:54,133 --> 00:39:56,810 WHICH HE APPARENTLY LOVED WEARING. 1147 00:39:56,834 --> 00:39:59,579 SO HE MUST HAVE REALLY WORKED UP AN APPETITE. 1148 00:39:59,603 --> 00:40:01,076 - WELL, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1149 00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:02,509 YOU LOOK AMAZING. - THANK YOU. 1150 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:03,879 - HAVE YOU MET YOLANDA? - I DID. 1151 00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:05,409 I LOVE HER. SHE'S SO SWEET. 1152 00:40:05,433 --> 00:40:06,410 - SHE'S SO NICE. - I REALLY LIKE HER. 1153 00:40:06,434 --> 00:40:07,643 CLASSY, PRETTY. 1154 00:40:07,667 --> 00:40:09,244 - OKAY, HERE'S THE WEIRDEST THING. 1155 00:40:09,268 --> 00:40:11,343 I MEET HER FOR THE FIRST TIME 1156 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,343 AND SHE TELLS ME... 1157 00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:16,976 THAT BRANDI SAYS TO HER 1158 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,042 THAT SHE HAS SLEPT WITH EVERY GUY IN BEVERLY HILLS. 1159 00:40:21,066 --> 00:40:24,042 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID? "IT'S A SMALL TOWN." 1160 00:40:24,066 --> 00:40:25,643 - [laughing] 1161 00:40:25,667 --> 00:40:27,910 IT'S NOT THAT SMALL. 1162 00:40:27,934 --> 00:40:29,651 - SHE DOESN'T KNOW, EITHER. 1163 00:40:29,675 --> 00:40:32,076 - WOW. - I KNOW! 1164 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:33,547 - UM, ADRIENNE. - NOT SOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUT. 1165 00:40:33,571 --> 00:40:35,042 - HI! - HI. 1166 00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:36,376 OH, MY GOSH, YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS. 1167 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:41,109 - SWEETIE, YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS! SO BRANDI TOLD YOLANDA... 1168 00:40:41,133 --> 00:40:43,710 AT LISA'S PARTY... 1169 00:40:43,734 --> 00:40:46,481 THAT SHE HAS SLEPT WITH EVERY GUY IN BEVERLY HILLS. 1170 00:40:46,505 --> 00:40:47,643 - NO. 1171 00:40:47,667 --> 00:40:48,943 - MY HAND TO GOD. - REALLY? 1172 00:40:48,967 --> 00:40:52,042 - OH, WAIT, K-KYLE! 1173 00:40:52,066 --> 00:40:55,376 YOU WERE WITH ME. - WITH WHAT? 1174 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,009 - DID OR DID NOT BRANDI SAY 1175 00:40:58,033 --> 00:41:01,309 THAT SHE SLEPT WITH EVERY GUY IN BEVERLY HILLS? 1176 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:03,009 - I LOVE HOW KYLE RUNS AWAY. 1177 00:41:03,033 --> 00:41:06,979 - I'M TRYING TO AVOID PROBLEMAS ON MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY. 1178 00:41:07,003 --> 00:41:09,045 I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT BRANDI. 1179 00:41:09,069 --> 00:41:11,943 WHETHER TAYLOR'S HEARD THIS OR THAT'S HER OPINION, 1180 00:41:11,967 --> 00:41:13,609 I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THIS. 1181 00:41:13,633 --> 00:41:17,843 [indistinct chatter] 1182 00:41:17,867 --> 00:41:19,776 - WHOA! - YAY! I'M GOING FISHING! 1183 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,276 - I HOPE MY TENNIS COURT'S GETTING DESTROYED BY THE... 1184 00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:25,843 BY THE, UH, THE... THE BURRITOS. 1185 00:41:25,867 --> 00:41:27,144 - OH, MY GOD. IT'S HOT. 1186 00:41:27,168 --> 00:41:29,443 - SO I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE GONNA SEE, UH, 1187 00:41:29,467 --> 00:41:31,309 LISA WHEN WE GOT HERE. 1188 00:41:31,333 --> 00:41:32,643 - SHE LEFT. 1189 00:41:32,667 --> 00:41:33,943 - SHE LEFT EARLY. - SHE GOT HERE AT 12... 1190 00:41:33,967 --> 00:41:35,743 SHE GOT HERE A HALF HOUR EARLY AND THEN LEFT. 1191 00:41:35,767 --> 00:41:36,943 - WHY, ON PURPOSE TO COME EARLY 1192 00:41:36,967 --> 00:41:38,710 AND LEAVE BEFORE WE WERE HERE. 1193 00:41:38,734 --> 00:41:40,281 - SHE SAID SHE HAS A WINE TASTING. 1194 00:41:40,305 --> 00:41:41,409 - KYLE! 1195 00:41:41,433 --> 00:41:43,379 - LITTLE DIFFICULT FOR ME TO BELIEVE. 1196 00:41:43,403 --> 00:41:45,576 UH, I JUST THINK SHE'S TRYING TO AVOID ME. 1197 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:46,876 - I'M JUST UPSET RIGHT NOW. 1198 00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:48,347 THIS IS WHAT I FEEL THAT'S HAPPENING... 1199 00:41:48,371 --> 00:41:50,343 EVERYBODY'S PROTECTING LISA. 1200 00:41:50,367 --> 00:41:52,810 I'M UPSET. SHE'S HURT MY FEELINGS. 1201 00:41:52,834 --> 00:41:54,276 I KNOW I'VE HURT HER FEELINGS. 1202 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:55,876 WE HAVE TO COME TOGETHER. WE NEED TO TALK. 1203 00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:59,710 TO HAVE HER STILL MAKING IT SUCH A HUGE ISSUE, 1204 00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:02,376 I WOULD THINK SOMEBODY AS BUSY AS HER 1205 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,609 WOULD HAVE MOVED ON A LONG TIME AGO. 1206 00:42:04,633 --> 00:42:07,133 IT'S VERY HIGH SCHOOL. VERY CHILDISH. 1207 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,476 - NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1208 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:15,746 - I INVITED THEM ALL FOR DINNER MONDAY NIGHT. 1209 00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,576 - AND SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL NEW HOME. 1210 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,976 - AND SEE OUR BEAUTIFUL NEW HOME. 1211 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,843 - HELLO. - HI! HOW ARE YOU? 1212 00:42:21,867 --> 00:42:24,609 - LISA JUST TURNS AND WALKS AWAY. 1213 00:42:24,633 --> 00:42:26,710 NOT COOL. I DON'T LIKE THAT [bleep]. 1214 00:42:26,734 --> 00:42:29,779 - SHE HAS SLEPT WITH EVERY MAN IN BEVERLY HILLS. 1215 00:42:29,803 --> 00:42:32,209 - THERE'S NOTHING MORE UGLY THAN A DRUNK WOMAN. 1216 00:42:32,233 --> 00:42:35,042 - YOU DON'T SPEAK. YOU DON'T SING. SHH! 1217 00:42:35,066 --> 00:42:36,776 - REALLY? WE DON'T WANT TO SING? 1218 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,170 - LIGHTEN UP... WE'RE NOT MAKING AN ALBUM HERE. 1219 00:42:40,467 --> 00:42:41,476 - WHERE YOU GOING? 1220 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,976 - TO HAVE A DRINK WITH ADRIENNE. 1221 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,376 - I THINK THEY'RE BOTH DESPICABLE. 1222 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,976 IF I KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO APOLOGIZE, 1223 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,930 I'D LIKE TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL AND WATCH HER. 1224 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,076 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1225 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:55,800 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 87516