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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,367 --> 00:00:04,576 Female announcer: LAST SEASON 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:08,810 ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 3 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:10,943 [cheering] 4 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:12,476 [dogs yapping] 5 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:13,509 - HEY, HEY. 6 00:00:13,533 --> 00:00:15,343 - [laughs] 7 00:00:15,367 --> 00:00:17,543 [cheering] 8 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:19,810 - I'M LOVING THE SUNGLASSES. - $25,000. 9 00:00:19,834 --> 00:00:21,810 - INSANE. - THAT'S RIGHT. 10 00:00:21,834 --> 00:00:23,810 - IT'S A TOUGH LIFE, BUT SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT. 11 00:00:23,834 --> 00:00:25,848 - BIG HANDS, BIG FEET, BIG DISAPPOINTMENT. 12 00:00:25,872 --> 00:00:28,543 - BEVERLY HILLS, DARLING. SHE, SHE, SHE, SHE, SHE. 13 00:00:28,567 --> 00:00:29,544 - WE'RE OFFICIALLY ENGAGED. 14 00:00:29,568 --> 00:00:31,443 - [laughs] 15 00:00:31,467 --> 00:00:34,443 [orchestral music] 16 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:38,976 ♪ ♪ 17 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:39,977 - WE'VE GOT A NEW MAN. WHERE IS HE? 18 00:00:40,001 --> 00:00:41,509 - HI. 19 00:00:41,533 --> 00:00:44,380 - IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME THAT MY SISTER SAY, "I LIKE HIM." 20 00:00:44,404 --> 00:00:46,209 - BLECH. 21 00:00:46,233 --> 00:00:47,609 - THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I CHOSE, 22 00:00:47,633 --> 00:00:49,943 TO LOSE THREE OF MY KIDS. 23 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:52,242 - SHE SOUNDED LIKE SHE WAS INTOXICATED. 24 00:00:52,266 --> 00:00:53,710 - AND IF YOU 'FESS UP AND JUST SAY, "I MISSED MY FLIGHT"... 25 00:00:53,734 --> 00:00:55,751 - THERE'S NO NEED TO 'FESS UP' WITH, MAURICE. 26 00:00:55,775 --> 00:00:57,309 I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 27 00:00:57,333 --> 00:01:00,150 I COULDN'T LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR ANYMORE. 28 00:01:00,174 --> 00:01:02,776 - BRANDI. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 29 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,743 - IF YOU HAVE A BROKEN LEG, 30 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:06,242 WOULD YOU REALLY PUT A STILETTO WITH IT? 31 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,276 - IF YOU GIVE OFF, LIKE, BITCHINESS, 32 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,609 YOU'RE GETTING IT BACK. 33 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:10,279 AND I'M PRETTY GOOD AT BEING A BITCH. 34 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:13,176 - BRANDI, I SWEAR, GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HUSBAND. 35 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,446 DO I HAVE TO COME OVER THERE? 36 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:16,276 - THIS IS DANGEROUS. I SWEAR TO GOD... 37 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:17,976 - JUST DON'T INTERFERE WITH MY BUSINESS. 38 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,710 - I DON'T KNOW WHO'S MY FRIEND. MAYBE NOBODY IS. 39 00:01:19,734 --> 00:01:20,910 - TAYLOR, DON'T [bleep] WITH ME LIKE THAT. 40 00:01:20,934 --> 00:01:21,948 I DON'T LIKE THAT, OKAY? 41 00:01:21,972 --> 00:01:23,676 - IF YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND, 42 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,247 JUST PLEASE, DON'T BE MY ENEMY. 43 00:01:25,271 --> 00:01:27,676 - YOU NEED TO BE HONEST. 44 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:28,776 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT COOL. 45 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,547 - FRIENDS DON'T SUE FRIENDS. 46 00:01:30,571 --> 00:01:32,609 - TAYLOR IS IN A SUITCASE! 47 00:01:32,633 --> 00:01:33,676 - I WANNA GO HOME. 48 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:35,147 - YOU'RE HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 49 00:01:35,171 --> 00:01:37,376 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S DONE TO ME. 50 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,443 - STOP! STOP, STOP! 51 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:40,476 - AT LEAST I DON'T DO CRYSTAL METH 52 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,976 IN THE BATHROOM ALL NIGHT LONG, BITCH. 53 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,747 - YOU WATCH YOUR [bleep] STEP. - WATCH YOUR [bleep] MOUTH. 54 00:01:46,771 --> 00:01:48,176 - YOU'RE A SLUT PIG. 55 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,142 - I WILL [bleep] KILL YOU. 56 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:51,176 - ENOUGH! 57 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,943 [upbeat music] 58 00:01:52,967 --> 00:01:55,144 - LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS AND ROSE, 59 00:01:55,168 --> 00:01:57,810 BUT IT SHOULD BE. 60 00:01:57,834 --> 00:01:59,211 - MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS. 61 00:01:59,235 --> 00:02:02,242 IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY. 62 00:02:02,266 --> 00:02:03,243 - KNOW YOUR FRIENDS. 63 00:02:03,267 --> 00:02:06,743 SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR. 64 00:02:06,767 --> 00:02:08,109 - I FOUGHT TOO HARD 65 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:11,409 FOR THIS ZIP CODE TO GO HOME NOW. 66 00:02:11,433 --> 00:02:12,650 - I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, 67 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:16,309 BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES. 68 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:17,380 - LIFE IS A JOURNEY, 69 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:20,976 AND I'M FINDING MYSELF EVERY DAY. 70 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,409 - I'M BORN AND RAISED IN BEVERLY HILLS. 71 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:24,473 THIS IS MY TOWN. 72 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,676 - I'VE MOVED HOUSE. 73 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:50,810 IT'S JUST AROUND THE CORNER FROM MY OLD HOUSE. 74 00:02:50,834 --> 00:02:53,081 MISS MALOOF ISN'T ACROSS THE ROAD. 75 00:02:53,105 --> 00:02:54,643 GOOD BOY. 76 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:57,009 [doorbell rings] 77 00:02:57,033 --> 00:03:00,109 - LISA. MRS. VANDERPUMP. 78 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:03,943 - HELLO. - HEY. 79 00:03:03,967 --> 00:03:05,242 HOW ARE YOU? 80 00:03:05,266 --> 00:03:07,543 - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 81 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:10,810 - OH, GOOD LORD, LOOK AT YOU. YOU KNOW I HAVE A PREREQUISITE. 82 00:03:10,834 --> 00:03:12,509 - I HAVE TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF? - IF WE'RE TO BE FRIENDS, 83 00:03:12,533 --> 00:03:14,680 YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF, GO DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, AND... 84 00:03:14,704 --> 00:03:16,309 Both: GAIN 20 POUNDS. [laughing] 85 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:17,980 - I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO SEE LISA'S HOUSE. 86 00:03:18,004 --> 00:03:20,042 BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M THE CLOSEST 87 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:21,810 WITH HER RIGHT NOW, AND I'M A LITTLE COMPETITIVE, 88 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:23,679 AND I'M, LIKE... YOU KNOW, I WANT TO... 89 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,910 I'M A RACER, I'M IN A RACE, AND I WANT TO WIN. 90 00:03:25,934 --> 00:03:27,409 OH, THIS IS FOR YOU. 91 00:03:27,433 --> 00:03:28,976 - OH. - BUT I NEED KEN TO BE HERE. 92 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:29,977 SHOW ME, SHOW ME. I WANT TO SEE. 93 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,576 - OH, YOU DO? - IT'S AMAZING. 94 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,910 - WE'LL OPEN THIS IN A SECOND. YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE. 95 00:03:34,934 --> 00:03:37,611 I THINK I WAS RETICENT TO BE FRIENDS WITH BRANDI AT FIRST, 96 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:40,876 BECAUSE I KNEW SHE HAD CONNECTIONS WITH CEDRIC. 97 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:42,376 I DON'T THINK I GAVE HER A FAIR SHOT. 98 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,377 I'M HONEST WITH THAT. 99 00:03:43,401 --> 00:03:44,676 SO I'VE DONE... 100 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:46,946 GONE FOR A REAL KIND OF OPEN PLAN. 101 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:48,343 YOU KNOW ROSIA, BRANDI? 102 00:03:48,367 --> 00:03:49,476 - I DO. 103 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,477 - YEAH, YEAH, YOU'VE MET HER BEFORE. 104 00:03:50,501 --> 00:03:52,543 - HI. NICE TO SEE YOU. 105 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:53,910 - THIS KITCHEN IS SO... - KIND OF, LIKE, REAL OPEN PLAN. 106 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:56,548 I'VE JUST KIND OF EXTENDED IT FROM THERE TO THERE. 107 00:03:56,572 --> 00:03:58,176 AND THEN IT'S GOT A POOL TABLE. 108 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,209 - THIS IS LIKE THE BACHELOR ROOM, KIND OF, RIGHT? 109 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:01,379 - YES. - IT'S A LITTLE SEXY, 110 00:04:01,403 --> 00:04:04,109 WITH THE DARKER COLORS, NOT SO MANY DIAMONDS. 111 00:04:04,133 --> 00:04:07,242 - I'M JUST LOVING THIS NEW HOUSE. 112 00:04:07,266 --> 00:04:09,509 WE WANTED SOMETHING MORE OPEN PLAN, 113 00:04:09,533 --> 00:04:11,078 WHERE WE COULD ACTUALLY FIND EACH OTHER. 114 00:04:11,102 --> 00:04:12,047 DARLING? 115 00:04:12,071 --> 00:04:14,042 KEN? 116 00:04:14,066 --> 00:04:16,009 - YEAH? - WHERE ARE YOU? 117 00:04:16,033 --> 00:04:20,976 IT'S VERY TRANQUIL HERE, AND, UM, NO NEIGHBORS. 118 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,242 - SHOULD I DROP MY PURSE HERE? 119 00:04:22,266 --> 00:04:23,376 - DO YOU... DO YOU WANT TO SEE UPSTAIRS? 120 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,109 - YES, ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 121 00:04:25,133 --> 00:04:27,109 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. - TO GO INTO YOUR BEDROOM. 122 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,110 - BUT WITH ME, NOT MY HUSBAND. 123 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:29,142 - I KNOW. 124 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:31,209 MY FRIENDSHIP WITH LISA SINCE HAWAII, 125 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:32,476 WE'VE REALLY BONDED. 126 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:33,676 YOU KNOW, WE STARTED HAVING LUNCHES, 127 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:34,876 AND THEN LUNCHES TURNED INTO DINNERS, 128 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,546 AND THEN DINNERS TURNED INTO SLEEPOVERS, 129 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:38,076 AND THEN... JUST KIDDING. 130 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:40,376 - WELL, THERE'S A GUEST BEDROOM THERE, 131 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,710 A GYM, AND ANOTHER BEDROOM, AND A TERRACE. 132 00:04:43,734 --> 00:04:45,476 THAT'S KEN'S CLOSET THERE. 133 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:46,943 [both laughing] 134 00:04:46,967 --> 00:04:49,009 - WOW, I LOVE ALL THE COLOR. - STOP SNIFFING HIS UNDERWEAR. 135 00:04:49,033 --> 00:04:53,142 - HE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU HAVE, LIKE, AN ALL-PINK ROOM? 136 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:55,810 - NO, HE'S VERY SECURE. 137 00:04:55,834 --> 00:04:57,042 - WITH HIS MANHOOD. 138 00:04:57,066 --> 00:04:58,443 - YOU LEAVE HIS MANHOOD OUT OF THIS. 139 00:04:58,467 --> 00:05:00,076 - I-I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF IT. 140 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,630 - WE'LL NOT TALK ABOUT MY HUSBAND'S MANHOOD, OKAY? 141 00:05:04,633 --> 00:05:05,610 - [bleep] YOU. 142 00:05:05,634 --> 00:05:07,443 - [laughs] I DO LOVE IT. 143 00:05:07,467 --> 00:05:08,843 - I'M SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW. 144 00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:09,876 - ARE YOU... NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE JEALOUS. 145 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,446 - NO, I THOUGHT THAT WAS A MIRROR. 146 00:05:11,470 --> 00:05:12,776 - NO. - IT GOES INTO YOUR BATH... 147 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,209 I CAN BE JEALOUS IF I WANT TO BE. 148 00:05:14,233 --> 00:05:15,409 MY WHOLE HOUSE IS THE SIZE OF YOUR CLOSET AND BATHROOM. 149 00:05:15,433 --> 00:05:16,950 THIS IS SO PRETTY. OH, MY GOSH. 150 00:05:16,974 --> 00:05:19,409 - HI. - HI. 151 00:05:19,433 --> 00:05:21,509 HONEY, YOU'RE HOME. 152 00:05:21,533 --> 00:05:23,847 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I THOUGHT YOU'D ARRIVE. 153 00:05:23,871 --> 00:05:25,209 BRANDI'S VERY HONEST. 154 00:05:25,233 --> 00:05:27,079 SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH KEN. 155 00:05:27,103 --> 00:05:28,276 KEN'S VERY HONEST. 156 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:29,976 HE SAYS HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. 157 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,176 I'M VERY HONEST. 158 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,045 I SAY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NOBODY. 159 00:05:33,069 --> 00:05:35,509 - THIS ONE IS FOR KEN. - OH, MY GOD. 160 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:37,276 - ME? - YES, MY BOYF... 161 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:39,943 I MEAN, MY FRIEND. 162 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:42,276 YOU NEED THAT TO GET TO THIS. 163 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,209 - WHAT IS THIS? 164 00:05:44,233 --> 00:05:46,009 - OH, YES. - SUPER STRAP? 165 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:47,010 - YOU PUT IT OVER YOUR MATTRESS. 166 00:05:47,034 --> 00:05:48,242 - I SLIP AND SLIDE? 167 00:05:48,266 --> 00:05:49,443 - YOU PUT IT OVER YOUR MATTRESS. 168 00:05:49,467 --> 00:05:50,976 - WHO AM I GOING TO SLIP AND SLIDE WITH? 169 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,476 - KEN. AFTER YOU DO A SHOT OF TEQUILA. 170 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:56,109 - WHAT IS THAT? both: TEQUILA. 171 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:57,580 - TEQUILA GUN. - OH, YOU'RE VERY SWEET. 172 00:05:57,604 --> 00:06:00,910 - PUT IT IN YOUR LITTLE, LIKE, THAT MAN BAR DOWNSTAIRS. 173 00:06:00,934 --> 00:06:03,309 RUBBER SHEET, TEQUILA GUN. 174 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:05,480 NORMAL TUESDAY NIGHT FOR THE VANDERPUMPS. 175 00:06:05,504 --> 00:06:06,743 KEY WORD PUMP. 176 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,810 - I WAS WORRIED WHEN IT SAID "SUPER STRAP." 177 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,209 [both laughing] 178 00:06:10,233 --> 00:06:12,710 - I THINK... I THINK I'LL GO DOWNSTAIRS. 179 00:06:12,734 --> 00:06:14,181 - IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A LITTLE SISTERLY BOND, 180 00:06:14,205 --> 00:06:16,076 AND WE BOTH HAVE, LIKE, DIRTY MINDS. 181 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:18,346 - THANK YOU FOR MY SLIP AND SLIDE. 182 00:06:18,370 --> 00:06:20,242 - YOU'RE WELCOME. SO WHAT'S THE... 183 00:06:20,266 --> 00:06:21,509 VILLA BLANCA'S THE THIRD ANNIVERSARY PARTY. 184 00:06:21,533 --> 00:06:23,079 - YEAH. WE'VE BEEN OPEN THREE YEARS. 185 00:06:23,103 --> 00:06:25,576 IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, JUST ONCE A YEAR, 186 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,347 WE HAVE A FEW PEOPLE TOGETHER, HAVE A DRINK. 187 00:06:27,371 --> 00:06:28,643 - IS EVERYONE COMING? 188 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:31,142 - YEAH. EVERYBODY'S COMING. 189 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:32,409 - ADRIENNE? 190 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,910 - UM, NO, I DIDN'T INVITE HER. 191 00:06:34,934 --> 00:06:36,543 NO. 192 00:06:36,567 --> 00:06:39,976 I WAS VERY HURT BY WHAT WENT DOWN WITH ADRIENNE. 193 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,276 IT TAKES A LOT TO PISS ME OFF, BUT SHE MANAGED IT. 194 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:44,676 - YOU'VE NEVER SOLD A STORY? - TO THE TABLOIDS? 195 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:47,576 - YEAH. - I'VE NEVER SOLD A STORY... 196 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,547 - I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A MINUTE. 197 00:06:48,571 --> 00:06:49,810 - IN MY LIFE, 198 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:51,111 AND I WON'T BE ACCUSED OF THAT. 199 00:06:51,135 --> 00:06:54,476 I THINK THAT'S SUCH A [bleep] INSULT. 200 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:57,576 IF SHE WANTS TO EVER OPEN A CONVERSATION 201 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,710 WITH AN APOLOGY, 202 00:06:58,734 --> 00:07:01,242 THEN SHE'LL HAVE ME AS AN AUDIENCE. 203 00:07:01,266 --> 00:07:03,343 UNTIL THEN, I'M NOT INTERESTED, TO BE HONEST. 204 00:07:03,367 --> 00:07:05,042 SO, THAT'S IT. 205 00:07:05,066 --> 00:07:06,276 - WELL, DON'T YOU THINK THE OTHER GIRLS 206 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,147 ARE GOING TO TELL HER ABOUT THE PARTY? 207 00:07:07,171 --> 00:07:08,810 - OH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT. 208 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:10,779 WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING ANGST ABOUT IT? 209 00:07:10,803 --> 00:07:13,176 - WELL, YOU'RE A BETTER PERSON THAN ME. 210 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,576 - NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 211 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,776 MAYBE I'M JUST OLDER THAN YOU. OLDER AND WISER. 212 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,447 - WELL, YOU'RE DEFINITELY OLDER. [laughs] 213 00:07:19,471 --> 00:07:21,176 - [laughs] 214 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,509 OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE. 215 00:07:23,533 --> 00:07:26,476 [upbeat music] 216 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:33,776 ♪ ♪ 217 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,343 - LIFE HAS BEEN VERY HECTIC LATELY. 218 00:07:36,367 --> 00:07:39,242 MY SISTER KIM GOT OUT OF REHAB, 219 00:07:39,266 --> 00:07:43,309 AND WE REALLY HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REBUILD OUR RELATIONSHIP. 220 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:44,447 SOME DAYS, IT'S EASY. 221 00:07:44,471 --> 00:07:45,976 SOME DAYS, NOT SO MUCH. 222 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,943 - HONEY. 223 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,309 I'M HOME. 224 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,409 - HI, HONEY. - HONEY? 225 00:07:51,433 --> 00:07:52,680 - I'M GETTING READY, 'CAUSE WE HAVE DINNER 226 00:07:52,704 --> 00:07:53,910 WITH FRANCISCO AND DEBRA. 227 00:07:53,934 --> 00:07:55,351 - CAN YOU COME DOWN FOR A SECOND? 228 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:59,409 SOMEBODY, LIKE, DESTROYED OUR FRONT LAWN. 229 00:07:59,433 --> 00:08:01,910 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I WAS JUST OUTSIDE. 230 00:08:01,934 --> 00:08:03,151 [gasps] - [chuckles] 231 00:08:03,175 --> 00:08:06,076 [upbeat music] 232 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:13,409 ♪ ♪ 233 00:08:13,433 --> 00:08:14,810 - IT'S THE ONE YOU LIKED, SO WE JUST... 234 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:16,781 - OH... - WHEN WE WERE WINDOW SHOPPING. 235 00:08:16,805 --> 00:08:19,343 - MY... GOD. 236 00:08:19,367 --> 00:08:20,810 WAIT, IS THAT MINE? 237 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,551 OBVIOUSLY, IT HAS A BOW ON IT, IT'S MINE, RIGHT? 238 00:08:22,575 --> 00:08:23,609 OH, MY GOD. 239 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,680 - CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU. 240 00:08:25,704 --> 00:08:27,076 OH, MY GOD. 241 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,276 - THAT'S THE ONE. - I'M SO EXCITED. 242 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,543 THANK YOU. 243 00:08:29,567 --> 00:08:30,743 - DON'T YOU LOVE IT? 244 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:32,843 - OH, MY GOD. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. 245 00:08:32,867 --> 00:08:34,676 MY HUSBAND KNEW THAT I WANTED THIS CAR 246 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,710 FOR QUITE SOME TIME, 247 00:08:36,734 --> 00:08:39,276 SO I HAD BEEN DOING MAJOR HINTING. 248 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:41,309 - SO HOT. - WAIT, I WANT TO HEAR. 249 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:42,380 - IT'S A LITTLE TOO MASCULINE. 250 00:08:42,404 --> 00:08:43,710 I MAY NOT LET YOU KEEP IT. 251 00:08:43,734 --> 00:08:45,376 - OH, MY GOD. 252 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,176 THIS IS NOT MASCULINE, HONEY. THIS IS SEXY. 253 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,546 I'VE DONE THE MOMMY CAR THING FOR A LONG TIME, 254 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:52,509 SO MAYBE IT'S TIME TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 255 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:54,543 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, AUSTIN. 256 00:08:54,567 --> 00:09:00,209 [engine revving] 257 00:09:00,233 --> 00:09:01,776 WHOO-HOO! 258 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,776 [upbeat music] 259 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:12,800 ♪ ♪ 260 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,343 - LIFE'S BEEN GREAT. 261 00:09:18,367 --> 00:09:19,943 PAUL AND I ARE BUSY WITH OUR CAREERS. 262 00:09:19,967 --> 00:09:21,676 MY CHILDREN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HEALTHY. 263 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:22,810 I'M VERY LUCKY. 264 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:24,551 - THANK YOU, MY FRIEND. - THANK YOU. 265 00:09:24,575 --> 00:09:27,076 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 266 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,576 - YOU WANT TO ORDER NOW, OR YOU WANT TO WAIT? 267 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,810 - SHOULD WE DO IT? - GO AHEAD, THEN, IF YOU... 268 00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:30,851 - HE KNOWS WHAT I WANT. 269 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,976 - [indistinct] WITH SPAGHETTI. 270 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,409 - LET'S CLOCK HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR HIM TO ORDER. 271 00:09:34,433 --> 00:09:35,676 - NO, NO. THIS'LL BE QUICK. 272 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,509 WATCH, IT'S QUICK. YOU READY? 273 00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:38,576 I'LL HAVE THE, UM, TRICOLORE. 274 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:39,943 - YES, SIR. 275 00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:42,009 - AND I'M GOING TO HAVE THAT SPELT. 276 00:09:42,033 --> 00:09:43,376 - SPELT SPAGHETTI. 277 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,376 - HOWEVER, THE SAUCE... GIACOMINO GAVE ME, LAST TIME... 278 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:49,109 - HERE IT GOES. - AT THE OTHER RESTAURANT, 279 00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:51,843 SOME, UM... IT WAS A VERY HEALTHY SAUCE. 280 00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:55,309 IT WAS NOT ARRABBIATA. IT WAS SOMETHING. 281 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,493 - WAS IT WHITE OR RED? - FRESH TOMATOES, GARLIC, BASIL? 282 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,447 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO HAVE THE ARRABBIATA. 283 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,276 - THE ARRABBIATA. THAT'S PRETTY HEALTHY. 284 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,645 - THAT'S NICE AND SPICY. - THAT'S NOT SO BAD. 285 00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:06,743 - I'LL HAVE THE ARRABBIATA. - YEAH. 286 00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:07,910 WONDERFUL. THANK YOU. 287 00:10:07,934 --> 00:10:09,509 [phone ringing] 288 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:12,443 - IS YOUR PHONE RINGING? 289 00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:15,943 - HEY, TAYLOR. 290 00:10:15,967 --> 00:10:17,876 HOW... HOW ARE YOU DOING? 291 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,876 WELL, I'M ACTUALLY HAVING DINNER WITH PAUL. 292 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,710 - WHY DON'T YOU PUT HER ON SPEAKER? 293 00:10:22,734 --> 00:10:24,851 - CAN I PUT YOU ON SPEAKER? HE WANTS TO SAY HI. 294 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,976 - HI, TAYLOR. 295 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,443 - HI, PAUL. 296 00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:31,044 WELL, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT HAVING A ROMANTIC DINNER? 297 00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:33,376 - OH, YES, WE ARE HAVING A VERY ROMANT... 298 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,747 IT'S A DINNER OF LOVE. 299 00:10:34,771 --> 00:10:37,276 - [laughs] I DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOU. 300 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,946 I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU HAVE ANY TIME 301 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:40,443 TO GO SHOPPING WITH ME THIS WEEK 302 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:43,776 BECAUSE I GAINED TEN POUNDS, AND NOW I CAN'T SQUEEZE 303 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,176 INTO A SINGLE COCKTAIL DRESS THAT I OWN, 304 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:49,009 AND WE HAVE THE VILLA BLANCA ANNIVERSARY EVENT COMING UP, 305 00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:51,309 AND I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR. 306 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,543 - IT WAS VERY SHOCKING, 307 00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:55,710 'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LISA'S PARTY. 308 00:10:55,734 --> 00:10:57,876 THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 309 00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:59,309 I LOOK FORWARD TO IT, AND I MISS YOU. 310 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,247 - I DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOU. - ALL RIGHT, GIRL. 311 00:11:01,271 --> 00:11:02,376 - BYE. - THANKS. 312 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,576 - OKAY, HONEY. - BYE. 313 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:07,309 THE LAST TIME WE WERE ALL TOGETHER, 314 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,947 IT WAS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE BETWEEN LISA AND I. 315 00:11:09,971 --> 00:11:12,109 - I DON'T NEED $100. REALLY, ADRIENNE. 316 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:14,250 - I THINK IT'S MORE LIKE, WHAT, $25,000? 317 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,443 - FOR WHAT? - TO SELL A STORY. 318 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,076 - ABOUT WHAT? - I DON'T KNOW. 319 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,609 YOU WOULD KNOW. I DON'T SELL STORIES. 320 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:22,710 BUT I HAPPEN TO THINK THAT IT'S A WASTE OF TIME 321 00:11:22,734 --> 00:11:24,281 TO HOLD A GRUDGE. YOU MOVE ON. 322 00:11:24,305 --> 00:11:26,142 THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO. 323 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,042 - VILLA BLANCA ANNIVERSARY PARTY? 324 00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:30,209 - THE ANNIVERSARY PARTY. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 325 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:31,710 - WELL, SHE'S PROBABLY NOT INVITING US. 326 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:35,209 - DON'T SAY THAT. THAT'S NOT NICE. 327 00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:38,009 TO NOT BE INVITED IS A LITTLE BIT EMBARRASSING. 328 00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:41,403 AND IF THAT WAS HER INTENTION, THAT'S REALLY [bleep]. 329 00:11:44,867 --> 00:11:46,209 Announcer: COMING UP... 330 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:47,548 - FOR HER NOT TO INVITE YOU... - YEAH. 331 00:11:47,572 --> 00:11:48,976 - TO SOMETHING, IT JUST NEVER EVEN CROSSED MY MIND. 332 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,930 - IT'S GETTING TO BE VERY PETTY. 333 00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:06,376 - SO CUTE. 334 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,142 YOU'RE SO CUTE, FLUFFY. 335 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:09,676 MY NAME IS YOLANDA FOSTER. 336 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:13,170 I WAS BORN IN A SMALL TOWN CALLED PAPENDRECHT, IN HOLLAND. 337 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,376 AT THE AGE OF 16, I WAS DISCOVERED BY EILEEN FORD. 338 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,276 THE NEXT THING I KNEW, I WAS ON THE RUNWAY 339 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,576 IN PARIS AND MILAN, 340 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,770 AND MY LIFE AS A MODEL STARTED. 341 00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:27,710 - GOOD BOY, FLUFFY. 342 00:12:27,734 --> 00:12:28,810 [makes kissing noises] 343 00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:31,476 GOOD BOY. YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY. 344 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,609 WHEN PEOPLE WALK 345 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:33,680 INTO THIS HOUSE, THEY'RE LIKE, 346 00:12:33,704 --> 00:12:35,347 "OH, MY GOD. THIS IS INCREDIBLE." 347 00:12:35,371 --> 00:12:39,267 I ACTUALLY DREW AND BUILT EVERY INCH OF THIS HOUSE. 348 00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:53,750 LISA HAS INVITED ME TO GO TO HER ANNIVERSARY PARTY 349 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,142 AT VILLA BLANCA. 350 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,876 FLUFF! OH, YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY. 351 00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,970 AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 352 00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:05,376 - I KNOW YOLANDA OSTENSIBLY AS MOHAMED'S EX-WIFE. 353 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,509 OH, I LOVE HIM. 354 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:07,976 - LOOK AT THIS. 355 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,276 - I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MOHAMED, 356 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:12,276 MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHO'S SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. 357 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,576 I'M PRETTY CLOSE TO HER CHILDREN, ACTUALLY, 358 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,910 BECAUSE WHEN THEY'RE WITH MOHAMED, 359 00:13:15,934 --> 00:13:18,276 WE OFTEN HAVE LUNCH AND DINNER. 360 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:23,109 I THINK SHE'S A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. 361 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:25,109 - I HAVE THREE CHILDREN. 362 00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:27,109 ANWAR IS 12 YEARS OLD, 363 00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:30,076 BELLA IS 15, AND GIGI'S 17. 364 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,009 I'M CRAZY FOR MY BABIES. 365 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:33,503 I MEAN, THEY ARE MY LIFE. 366 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:45,276 MY HUSBAND IS DAVID FOSTER, 16-TIME GRAMMY AWARD WINNER. 367 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:48,142 HE'S WORKED WITH BARBRA STREISAND, 368 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,276 WHITNEY HOUSTON, 369 00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,176 CELINE DION, MICHAEL JACKSON. 370 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,810 - [indistinct] IS GONE. - YEAH. 371 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,976 - AND, UH, HE'S A GENIUS. 372 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,676 HI, MY LOVE. - HI, BABY. 373 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,910 - COFFEE. - OH, NICE. 374 00:14:01,934 --> 00:14:02,943 THANKS, BABE. 375 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,242 - DAVID... 376 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,810 HE ALWAYS LAUGHS ABOUT ME, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, 377 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:10,311 I AM THE MOST ROMANTIC PERSON HE'S EVER MET. 378 00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:12,047 - A LITTLE FLOWER TO BRIGHTEN US UP. 379 00:14:12,071 --> 00:14:13,276 - THANK YOU. - EXACTLY. 380 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,277 - 'CAUSE WE ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT RIGHT NOW. 381 00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:15,609 - I KNOW. 382 00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:16,580 FLOWERS FROM YOUR GARDEN, MY LOVE. 383 00:14:16,604 --> 00:14:18,209 WHEN I MET DAVID, I SAID, 384 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,547 "DON'T BUY ME ANY JEWELRY. JUST WRITE ME LOVE NOTES." 385 00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:23,576 ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD DAY, OR NOT A GOOD DAY? 386 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,776 - UM, ARE WE HAVING A GOOD DAY? 387 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,509 - NO, WE'RE NOT. - WELL, WE'VE DONE... 388 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,810 WE'VE DONE THREE SONGS. THIS IS NUMBER FOUR. 389 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,247 WE HAVE 20 SONGS TO DO. 390 00:14:30,271 --> 00:14:32,142 - BEFORE TUESDAY? - NO, BEFORE TONIGHT. 391 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,409 WELL, FOR SIX YEARS, I'VE BEEN WRITING LOVE LETTERS. 392 00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:35,710 IT'S NOT EASY, BUT IT'S, UM... 393 00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:37,379 IT'S SOMETHING THAT SHE DOESN'T DEMAND, 394 00:14:37,403 --> 00:14:38,946 BUT IT'S SOMETHING THAT SHE COMMANDS. 395 00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,176 - BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO MAKE 396 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,176 ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT LOVE ANDREA BOCELLI? 397 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,409 - AND VERONICA AND ANDREA ARE GOING TO SING ON A BALCONY. 398 00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:46,880 THEY'RE GOING TO SING A SONG TOGETHER ON A BALCONY. 399 00:14:46,904 --> 00:14:49,509 - OH, THAT'S SO ROMANTIC. - THAT'S CUTE, YEAH. 400 00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:52,409 - WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT NEED, YOU KNOW, ATTENTION, 401 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,179 I JUST GO TO MY BOX WHERE I HAVE, LIKE, 402 00:14:54,203 --> 00:14:56,276 A STACK OF LOVE LETTERS, AND I JUST READ ONE, 403 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,710 AND IT JUST MAKES ME HAPPY. 404 00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:59,848 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A ROMANTIC NIGHT WITH YOUR GIRL? 405 00:14:59,872 --> 00:15:02,576 - YEAH, IF THEY CAN COME. - NO, THEY CAN'T. 406 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,142 ROMANTIC FOR TWO ONLY. 407 00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:08,142 [upbeat music] 408 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:14,309 ♪ ♪ 409 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,080 - I WOULDN'T GO THE OBNOXIOUS ROUTE WITH ME RIGHT NOW 410 00:15:17,104 --> 00:15:19,376 AFTER ALL... THIS MEANS TO ME. 411 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,710 THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME FOR YOU TO BE MEAN TO ME. 412 00:15:21,734 --> 00:15:23,343 HELLO? 413 00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:25,443 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 414 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,009 - YOU LOOK SO GOOD. - THANK YOU. 415 00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,010 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 416 00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:31,409 - HI. - HI, HONEY. 417 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:32,609 - I LIKE YOUR HAIR. - YOU HUNGRY? 418 00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:33,976 - YES. - I'M STARVING. 419 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,409 - STARVING. - LET'S GO EAT SOMETHING. 420 00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:38,376 - SO I'VE BEEN HOME FROM TREATMENT 421 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,676 FOR A LITTLE OVER A MONTH. 422 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,943 THESE FLOWERS ARE AMAZING. 423 00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:43,776 - THANK YOU. 424 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,743 - MY KIDS WENT WITH ME TO TAKE ME THERE. 425 00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:51,576 I'VE HAD AMAZING SUPPORT THROUGH THIS EXPERIENCE. 426 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,710 - WELL, TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU. - MM-HMM. 427 00:15:53,734 --> 00:15:56,451 BECAUSE OF KIMBERLY'S PROM, THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY. 428 00:15:56,475 --> 00:15:57,810 SHE'S MY YOUNGEST, 429 00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:01,976 AND I WANT HER TO FEEL THE MOST BEAUTIFUL. 430 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,946 AND I KNOW MY SISTER KATHY HAS BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL DRESSES. 431 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:06,743 - YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO WEAR WHITE? 432 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:07,910 - MM, I DON'T KNOW. 433 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,776 I KIND OF WANT TO WEAR BLACK. BLACK OR WHITE. 434 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,910 - SHE'S CHANGED HER MIND, KATHY. 435 00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:13,109 BUT I FIGURED YOU'D HAVE A VARIETY. 436 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,450 - BLACK OR WHITE. - I WORE BLACK. 437 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,276 AND DID YOU ORDER HIS BOUTONNIERE? 438 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,276 - WHAT'S A BOUTONNIERE? - WHAT IS A BOUTONNIERE, KATHY? 439 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,976 - YOU'RE JOKING. - YOU'RE JOKING. 440 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,276 - WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO GET A CORSAGE. 441 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,543 - YEAH, OKAY. 442 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,743 - AND THEN THE BOUTONNIERE IS, LIKE, THE LITTLE... 443 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,076 - OH, THE... - THE FLOWER THING. 444 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:27,777 - OKAY, THE FLOWER THING. - RIGHT. 445 00:16:27,801 --> 00:16:28,810 SO WE HAVE TO DO THAT. 446 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,011 - YEAH, I HAVE TO DO THAT NOW. 447 00:16:30,035 --> 00:16:31,209 - HEY, WHAT'S IT CALLED? 448 00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:33,309 - A BOUTONNIERE. - [laughs] 449 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,142 I MEAN, I'VE GOT A BOOT, AND I CAN HEAR. 450 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,810 I'M VERY CLOSE WITH KATHY. 451 00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:41,343 WHEN WE'RE NOT TOGETHER, WE'RE ON THE PHONE. 452 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:44,244 AND UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T HAVE THAT WITH KYLE RIGHT NOW. 453 00:16:44,268 --> 00:16:47,109 REMEMBER THE PROM THAT I WENT TO WITH DAN? 454 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:48,609 - YES, I DO. 455 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,910 - THE CAR PULLS UP, AND IT'S... 456 00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:52,009 A PICKUP TRUCK WITH THE CAMPER ON THE BACK. 457 00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,248 AND ALL I KEPT THINKING WAS, "HE'S GOING TO TRY 458 00:16:53,272 --> 00:16:54,476 AND GET ME IN THE BACK OF THIS CAMPER." 459 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,745 THAT WAS WHAT WENT THROUGH MY HEAD, 460 00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:56,543 THE WHOLE NIGHT. I WAS SO SCARED. 461 00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:57,344 THEN HE TOOK ME TO THIS PARTY, 462 00:16:57,368 --> 00:16:58,676 AND WE HAD FUN, 463 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:01,443 AND WE GOT HOME, AND HE KISSED ME. 464 00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:03,276 [gasps] 465 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,910 HE STARTS TO LEAN TOWARDS ME, AND I'M LIKE, 466 00:17:04,934 --> 00:17:08,109 "OH, NO. I NEVER DID THIS BEFORE." 467 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:10,609 HE PUT HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH. IT WAS SO GROSS! 468 00:17:10,633 --> 00:17:13,276 [both laughing] 469 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:16,109 - OH, WOW. - OKAY. 470 00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:17,543 - OH, MY GOSH. 471 00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,609 - MY LITTLE SALON. 472 00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:21,042 - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 473 00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:23,376 I LOVE, I LOVE, THE FLOWERS ON THIS. 474 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,910 - ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 475 00:17:25,934 --> 00:17:28,479 I GUESS I COULD CHANGE FROM BLACK TO WHITE. 476 00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:30,576 - NOW LOOK AT THIS. - ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 477 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,109 SEE, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED. I WANTED AN OPEN BACK. 478 00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:34,376 - I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, 479 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,576 I TOLD YOU AUNT KATHY WOULD HELP YOU. 480 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,947 - AND IT HAS THE LITTLE BUILT-IN BRA, 481 00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:38,976 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANY LITTLE... 482 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,276 - THAT'S AWESOME. - YOU DON'T WEAR ANYTHING. 483 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,277 - THAT'S GREAT. 484 00:17:41,301 --> 00:17:42,443 - LOOK AT THAT COLOR. 485 00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,810 - THAT I SEE ON PARIS. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 486 00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:45,081 SHE WORE THE SHORTER VERSION TO MY BIRTHDAY. 487 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,276 - I CAN SEE THAT. 488 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,843 IT'S TOUGH WATCHING YOUR KIDS GROW UP 489 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:52,976 AND BECOME YOUNG WOMEN AND YOUNG MEN, 490 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,776 BUT I LOVE IT. 491 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,776 Both: LET ME SEE. 492 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,777 - TURN SIDEWAYS. 493 00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:02,209 IT IS BEAUTIFUL ON YOU. 494 00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:04,009 WHAT WE COULD DO, EVEN? 495 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:06,480 WE COULD TAKE IT UP JUST A LITTLE BIT IN FRONT, 496 00:18:06,504 --> 00:18:07,776 AND THEN LEAVE... 497 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:08,609 - YEAH, THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE PRETTY. 498 00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:09,610 - ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL, THOUGH? 499 00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:11,009 - IT FEELS SO SOFT. 500 00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:12,950 - HELLO? - CAN YOU HELP ME GET UP NOW? 501 00:18:12,974 --> 00:18:14,743 - HELLO? - HELLO. 502 00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:17,309 - HI. - THAT'S MY WORKOUT. 503 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,676 - OH, MY GOD. - HI. 504 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:22,109 - THAT LOOKS GORGEOUS ON YOU. ARE YOU EXCITED? 505 00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:23,142 - VERY EXCITED. 506 00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,843 - OH, MY GOD. LET ME SEE YOU. 507 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:27,443 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, KIMBERLY. I LOVE THAT. 508 00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:28,476 HI. 509 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,209 - HI, SWEETIE. 510 00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:32,810 - HI, HI. - HI. 511 00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:36,176 - I AM EXTREMELY HAPPY THAT MY SISTER IS SOBER. 512 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,276 ALL OF OUR ARGUMENTS REALLY HAS STEMMED 513 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,609 FROM WHEN SHE WASN'T CLEAN. 514 00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:43,247 NOW, SO HE'S PICKING HER UP? I'M ALWAYS SCARED AT PROM. 515 00:18:43,271 --> 00:18:44,743 - HAVE YOU MET HIM YET? - NO. 516 00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,876 - HE'S CUTE, HE'S BIG. HE'S NOT A LITTLE GUY. 517 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,109 HE'S NOT, LIKE, TINY, LIKE KIMBERLY. 518 00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:49,343 - HOW OLD? - 20. 519 00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:50,710 - OOH, THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. 520 00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:52,281 - I KNOW. AND I-I DID TELL YOU AND KATHY, 521 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,876 I FOUND THEM KISSING THE OTHER DAY. 522 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,209 - WHAT'S NEXT? - JUST STOP! 523 00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:57,776 - JUST KEEP YOUR EYE ON THINGS, 524 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,309 AND DON'T GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO BE ALONE. 525 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,943 - EVER. - EVER. 526 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:03,576 I JUST DON'T SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH KYLE. 527 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,676 WHEN I SAW HER, IT WAS JUST... 528 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,309 IT'S HARD. 529 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,579 - I'M TELLING YOU, THAT'S WHAT... - THEY DON'T... 530 00:19:11,603 --> 00:19:12,910 - THEY ALL SAY, ON PROM NIGHT. 531 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,209 - I SEE THAT ALL THE TIME IN MOVIES. 532 00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:15,250 - THAT'S WHAT I HEAR. - BUT MY KID'S NOT. 533 00:19:15,274 --> 00:19:16,376 AND I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH... 534 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,346 - YOUR KID HASN'T BEEN TO A PROM YET. 535 00:19:18,370 --> 00:19:20,276 - HE SAID THAT THEY WEREN'T GOING TO DO IT 536 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,509 'TILL THEY'RE MARRIED. 537 00:19:21,533 --> 00:19:23,910 - HMM, THAT'S GOOD. YOU JUST... 538 00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,081 - THAT'S WHAT THEY DECIDED. 539 00:19:25,105 --> 00:19:27,876 IN MY SOBRIETY, I NEED TO FORGIVE, 540 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,476 AND I NEED TO MOVE FORWARD. 541 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:32,447 THE HARDEST PART IS, SOMETIMES, TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY 542 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,076 TO SOMEBODY YOU FEEL HAS WRONGED YOU. 543 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,470 I'M TRYING. I'M TRYING. 544 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:41,576 - COMING UP... 545 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,710 - HELLO, DARLING. 546 00:19:42,734 --> 00:19:44,810 - IS THAT LITTLE PORTIA? - YEAH. 547 00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:48,910 I'M INVITING YOU OVER TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. 548 00:19:48,934 --> 00:19:51,142 - HI, KYLE. IT'S BRANDI. 549 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:56,226 - OH, HEY, BRANDI. HOW ARE YOU? 550 00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:08,343 - YOU GUYS CAN'T HAVE THIS MANY TREATS. 551 00:20:08,367 --> 00:20:10,367 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR ME? 552 00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:13,173 CAN YOU DANCE? 553 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,430 - OKAY. 554 00:20:29,934 --> 00:20:31,234 [knocks at door] 555 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,509 - HELLO. - HELLO! 556 00:20:35,533 --> 00:20:36,647 - OH, YOU'RE TALL TODAY. 557 00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:38,144 - OH, I'M TALL. LOOK AT YOU. 558 00:20:38,168 --> 00:20:39,266 - YES! I HAVE FLATS. 559 00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:43,409 - OKAY, YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT DRESS AROUND MY HUSBAND. 560 00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:44,609 - WELL, THAT WAS WHY I BOUGHT IT. 561 00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:45,980 - [laughs] OKAY, PERFECT. 562 00:20:46,004 --> 00:20:48,076 HELLO. WHO ARE THESE? 563 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,076 - THAT IS CHICA, AND THAT IS SUGAR. 564 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,109 - OH, THEY'RE SO SWEET. AND THESE ARE BOTH 565 00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:53,850 FROM THE SHELTER, AREN'T THEY? - YEAH. 566 00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:56,242 WELCOME TO MY HOME. 567 00:20:56,266 --> 00:20:57,710 - ALL RIGHT. - [laughs] 568 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,179 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR ON WEDNESDAY? 569 00:20:59,203 --> 00:21:00,847 - OH, GOD, I HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 570 00:21:00,871 --> 00:21:04,242 SOMETHING PINK, SO DON'T EVEN GO THERE. 571 00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:05,576 - NO, I WON'T. I THINK I MIGHT WEAR BLACK. 572 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,743 - UM, NO, I DON'T KNOW. JUST A DRE... NOT... 573 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,810 NOTHING TOO DRESSED UP. - I'M NOT SUPER EXCITED ABOUT 574 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,579 SEEING TAYLOR AT THE VILLA BLANCA PARTY. 575 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,109 WHEN'S THE BOOK COME OUT, ANYWAY? 576 00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:15,150 IT'S BEEN, LIKE, A HOT MINUTE. - THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 577 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,776 OKAY? YOU'RE WAY OUT OF YOUR PLACE. 578 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,876 - YOU'VE MADE IT THE WORLD'S BUSINESS! 579 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,245 SO I'M HOPING THAT WE CAN JUST 580 00:21:19,269 --> 00:21:21,910 SAY "HI," AND, LIKE, DO OUR SEPARATE THINGS. 581 00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:23,876 - I HAVEN'T SEEN... 582 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,476 WELL, I'VE SEEN KIM ONCE. 583 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,676 - AND SHE LOOKS GOOD, YOU SAID. [liquid tinkling] 584 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:27,810 THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. - YEAH. 585 00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:29,409 I THINK SHE'S DOING QUITE WELL. 586 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:31,350 - KIM AND I DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. 587 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:34,676 SINCE HAWAII WE HAVEN'T REALLY HAD ANY INTERACTION. 588 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:37,476 - I THINK THE SISTERS ALWAYS GO BACK AND FORWARDS. 589 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,309 I DON'T HAVE A SISTER, BUT... - IF MY SISTER LIVED IN TOWN, 590 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,810 I WOULD PROBABLY... WE ARGUE ENOUGH WHEN SHE'S... 591 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:41,910 - EXACTLY. - YOU KNOW, AN HOUR AWAY FLIGHT. 592 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,009 - YEAH. 593 00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:44,150 - I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T BRING GIGGY. 594 00:21:44,174 --> 00:21:45,309 IT COULD HAVE BEEN DRAMA. 595 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,409 AND THEY COULD HAVE MAYBE HAD A THREESOME. 596 00:21:47,433 --> 00:21:49,973 - [laughs] GIGGY'S A GIGOLO. 597 00:21:58,166 --> 00:21:59,443 - LET'S MAKE SOME CALLS. 598 00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:01,044 WHO ARE YOU GONNA INVITE TO YOUR PARTY? 599 00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:04,476 - WHAT'S THE NUMBER? 600 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,676 OKAY, I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO DO IT. 601 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,746 PORTIA IS TURNING FOUR YEARS OLD, 602 00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:09,576 AND SHE WANTS TO BE INVOLVED. 603 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,047 SHE'S REALLY ENJOYING PLANNING THIS BIRTHDAY. 604 00:22:12,071 --> 00:22:14,242 WHO DO YOU WANT TO CALL FIRST? 605 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:18,042 - [takes big breath] UM, KENNEDY'S MOM. 606 00:22:18,066 --> 00:22:20,142 - KENNEDY'S MOM? [chuckles] OKAY, THAT WOULD BE TAYLOR. 607 00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:23,009 MY GOD, FARRAH'S ALREADY GRADUATED COLLEGE. 608 00:22:23,033 --> 00:22:24,910 ALEXIA'S GONNA BE DRIVING SOON. 609 00:22:24,934 --> 00:22:27,051 SOPHIA'S GRADUATING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. 610 00:22:27,075 --> 00:22:30,810 IT'S ALL FLYING BY WAY TOO QUICKLY FOR ME. 611 00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:32,910 [line ringing] 612 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:36,343 - HELLO? - WHO IS THIS? 613 00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:38,409 - HI, IT'S TAYLOR. WHO'S THIS? 614 00:22:38,433 --> 00:22:40,876 - THIS IS PORTIA. 615 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:42,910 - HI, PORTIA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 616 00:22:42,934 --> 00:22:46,211 - WE'RE INVITING YOU TO MY... TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. 617 00:22:46,235 --> 00:22:47,509 - YOU ARE? - YEAH. 618 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,080 - I AM SO EXCITED. I WILL BE THERE! 619 00:22:49,104 --> 00:22:51,543 - SEE YOU SATURDAY! - OKAY, HONEY. 620 00:22:51,567 --> 00:22:52,676 OKAY, BYE. 621 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:54,343 - BYE. OKAY. 622 00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:55,976 [dialing number] 623 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,145 [whispering] IT'S AUNT KIM. [line ringing] 624 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,176 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO AUNT KIM? 625 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,509 - [whispering] I DON'T KNOW. - WELL, BE THINKING ABOUT IT. 626 00:23:02,533 --> 00:23:04,379 I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAN A PARTY, 627 00:23:04,403 --> 00:23:06,247 YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT RIGHT, PORTIA. 628 00:23:06,271 --> 00:23:07,543 HELLO? 629 00:23:07,567 --> 00:23:09,209 - YOU HAVE REACHED THE SPRINT VOICE MAIL BOX... 630 00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:12,810 - UGH. - OF 3-1-0... 631 00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:14,879 THAT MAILBOX IS FULL. - BIG SHOCK. 632 00:23:14,903 --> 00:23:17,810 JUST BECAUSE KIM IS SOBER DOESN'T MEAN I CAN REACH HER. 633 00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:19,509 STILL UNPREDICTABLE. 634 00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:24,376 - GOOD-BYE. - OH, IT'S SO, SO ANNOYING. 635 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,670 - [laughs] 636 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,409 [line ringing] - KYLE. 637 00:23:31,433 --> 00:23:32,576 - OH. 638 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,976 - HELLO? - HELLO? 639 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,376 - HELLO, THIS IS LISA. WHO'S THAT? 640 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,976 IS THAT LITTLE PORTIA? 641 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,743 - YEAH. - HELLO. 642 00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:44,910 - HELLO, DARLING. - [laughs] 643 00:23:44,934 --> 00:23:46,710 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, LITTLE PORTIA? 644 00:23:46,734 --> 00:23:51,142 - I'M INVITING YOU OVER TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. 645 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:54,276 - OH, I WOULD LOVE TO COME... BIRTHDAY PARTY. 646 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,443 NOW, WHEN IS IT? 647 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,443 WHEN IS IT? 648 00:23:57,467 --> 00:23:59,376 - 1:00. 649 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,876 IT'S SATURDAY AT 1... - I CAN'T WAIT! 650 00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:02,576 - IT'S SATURDAY, 1:00, AT OUR HOUSE. 651 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,609 - OH, HELLO, MOMMY. 652 00:24:04,633 --> 00:24:07,509 SATURDAY, 1:00, AT YOUR HOUSE. 653 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:09,180 - HI, KYLE. IT'S BRANDI. - I DON'T EVEN WANT... 654 00:24:09,204 --> 00:24:12,343 OH, HEY, BRANDI. HOW ARE YOU? 655 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,476 - I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 656 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:14,846 - GOOD, THANKS. - OKAY. 657 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,976 BRANDI... - BRANDI, WHY DON'T YOU COME 658 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,209 AND BRING YOUR BOYS? 659 00:24:19,233 --> 00:24:21,743 - I WOULD LOVE TO. - THAT'S NICE. 660 00:24:21,767 --> 00:24:23,343 - THANK YOU VERY... THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU. 661 00:24:23,367 --> 00:24:24,976 KYLE AND I ARE FINE. 662 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,847 WE'VE HAD OUR UPS AND DOWNS, AND OUR CRAZY TIME, 663 00:24:26,871 --> 00:24:29,843 BUT WE ACTUALLY GET ALONG REALLY WELL. 664 00:24:29,867 --> 00:24:32,044 AND I THINK WE'RE FINE. I MEAN, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW. 665 00:24:32,068 --> 00:24:34,543 - OKAY, YOU GUYS. SAY, "WE'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY." 666 00:24:34,567 --> 00:24:35,943 - WE'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY. 667 00:24:35,967 --> 00:24:37,376 - ALL RIGHT, DARLING. I'LL SPEAK TO YOU LATER. 668 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,509 - SAY, "BYE, DARLING." 669 00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:39,950 - TELL PORTIA THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 670 00:24:39,974 --> 00:24:41,609 - BYE, DARLING. 671 00:24:41,633 --> 00:24:44,142 - OH, BYE, DARLING. [laughs] 672 00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:45,609 SHE'S SO CUTE! 673 00:24:45,633 --> 00:24:47,176 - THAT IS... 674 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,945 I KIND OF... I THINK I JUST FORCED MYSELF ON HER WHEN I SAID, 675 00:24:48,969 --> 00:24:50,044 "HI, IT'S BRANDI." - NO, YOU DIDN'T. 676 00:24:50,068 --> 00:24:51,176 - I MIGHT HAVE. 677 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,409 - LOOK, SHE'S... - BUT I-I... 678 00:24:52,433 --> 00:24:53,650 - THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. 679 00:24:53,674 --> 00:24:55,209 IT'S ALL GOOD. LET IT GO, IT'S FINE. 680 00:24:55,233 --> 00:24:58,050 AND IF YOUR BOYS ARE AVAILABLE, THEN TAKE THEM. 681 00:24:58,074 --> 00:25:01,676 WE NEED TO START MENDING SOME BRIDGES HERE. 682 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:02,776 FOR GOODNESS SAKE. 683 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,743 [beeping] 684 00:25:06,767 --> 00:25:09,376 - BYE, DARLING. - BYE, DARLING. 685 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,376 [laughs] - BYE. 686 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,476 - OH, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! - [giggles] 687 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,776 WHY ARE YOU SO DARLING? 688 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,142 - WHY ARE YOU SO DARLING? 689 00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:18,526 WHY ARE YOU SO DARLING? - [laughs] 690 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:31,847 - IT'S BEEN NINE MONTHS SINCE I LOST RUSSELL. 691 00:25:31,871 --> 00:25:34,176 AT TIMES I DO GET OVERWHELMED 692 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,710 WITH THE SITUATIONS I'VE BEEN LEFT WITH, 693 00:25:36,734 --> 00:25:38,979 LAWSUITS, AND FINANCIAL STRUGGLES. 694 00:25:39,003 --> 00:25:41,676 BUT NOW IT'S JUST ABOUT GETTING UP EVERY DAY 695 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,276 AND PUTTING ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER 696 00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:45,376 AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PICK UP ALL THESE PIECES 697 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,376 AND START A NEW CHAPTER IN MY LIFE. 698 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,576 HI. - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 699 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,409 - I'M GOOD. THANK YOU. - GOOD. 700 00:25:50,433 --> 00:25:52,209 I'M IN THE MOOD FOR SOMETHING NEW. 701 00:25:52,233 --> 00:25:53,448 - ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TONS OF THAT. 702 00:25:53,472 --> 00:25:54,710 - ONE THING ADRIENNE AND I CAN ALWAYS 703 00:25:54,734 --> 00:25:56,209 CONNECT ON IS SHOPPING. 704 00:25:56,233 --> 00:25:58,009 WE HAVE, LIKE, SIMILAR TASTE AND IT'LL BE FUN. 705 00:25:58,033 --> 00:25:59,250 SHE'LL GIVE ME HER HONEST OPINION. 706 00:25:59,274 --> 00:26:01,209 - HELLO. 707 00:26:01,233 --> 00:26:02,776 - HEY, YOU. [chuckles] 708 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,746 HERE I AM ON THE BLACK AND GRAY RACK AS ALWAYS. 709 00:26:04,770 --> 00:26:06,343 - OF COURSE, I KNOW. I LOVE BLACK TOO. 710 00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:07,643 HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 711 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:08,976 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YOU LOOK GOOD. 712 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,309 - THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MEET ME. 713 00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:12,509 - TAYLOR SAID SHE HAD GAINED TEN POUNDS. 714 00:26:12,533 --> 00:26:14,980 THOSE TEN POUNDS LOOK TERRIFIC ON HER THOUGH. 715 00:26:15,004 --> 00:26:17,242 - SO HOW'S PAUL? 716 00:26:17,266 --> 00:26:18,910 - UM, HE'S BUSY WITH THE PRACTICE. 717 00:26:18,934 --> 00:26:21,211 HE'S THINKING ABOUT BEING BICOASTAL. 718 00:26:21,235 --> 00:26:23,576 HE MIGHT MOVE PART OF HIS PRACTICE 719 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,976 TO NEW YORK, SO BACK AND FORTH. 720 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,546 - GIVE YOU A REASON TO GO. 721 00:26:26,570 --> 00:26:29,176 - YEAH, TO BE BICOASTAL. - YEAH, EXACTLY. 722 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,910 - BUT OF COURSE, I... YOU KNOW, 723 00:26:30,934 --> 00:26:33,211 I DON'T WANNA LEAVE MY KIDS TOO MUCH, SO... 724 00:26:33,235 --> 00:26:34,509 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 725 00:26:34,533 --> 00:26:37,743 AND PLUS YOU WOULD MISS PAUL, TERRIBLY. 726 00:26:37,767 --> 00:26:39,509 - I WOULD. YOU'RE RIGHT. - [laughs] 727 00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:40,976 - YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 728 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,076 - I JUST THOUGHT I'D HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT ONE. 729 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,100 - YEAH, YES. THANK YOU, DEAR. 730 00:26:45,834 --> 00:26:48,174 - OKAY, I'M COMING OUT. 731 00:26:50,967 --> 00:26:52,309 OKAY, I CAN'T DECIDE IF LIKE THIS, 732 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,609 OR IF LOOK LIKE MC HAMMER. 733 00:26:53,633 --> 00:26:54,947 - NO WAY. I LIKE THAT. 734 00:26:54,971 --> 00:26:56,276 - [laughs] ARE YOU SURE? 735 00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:58,746 - YES, IT'S ACTUALLY VERY FLATTERING. 736 00:26:58,770 --> 00:27:00,142 - YEAH? - IN THE COLOR. 737 00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,776 - AND IT'S DRAWSTRING, SO IT'S FORGIVING. 738 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,309 - LOVE THAT. - OKAY, CHECK... 739 00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:05,609 ON ONE THING. [laughs] - THAT'S A MUST. 740 00:27:05,633 --> 00:27:07,042 - THIS IS CUTE. 741 00:27:07,066 --> 00:27:08,609 - OKAY, I KNOW THAT WE AREN'T LOVING THE CAPRI, 742 00:27:08,633 --> 00:27:09,678 BUT WHAT ABOUT THESE ROLLED UP 743 00:27:09,702 --> 00:27:10,876 FOR RUNNING AROUND WITH KENNEDY? 744 00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:12,147 - I LIKE THAT. - THEY'RE SUPER STRETCHY. 745 00:27:12,171 --> 00:27:13,276 - AND I LIKE THE TOP. 746 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,547 WELL, YOUR LEGS LOOK REALLY TINY 747 00:27:14,571 --> 00:27:16,142 IN THOSE BIG SHOES. - PERFECT. 748 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:17,476 I'M GONNA HAVE TO LIVE IN THE BIG SHOES. 749 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:18,910 - [laughs] 750 00:27:18,934 --> 00:27:20,251 JUST LIKE THE BIG PURSES, REMEMBER. 751 00:27:20,275 --> 00:27:21,576 - EXACTLY, THE BIGGER THE PURSE, 752 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,346 THE SMALLER THE BUTT. - YES, YES. 753 00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:26,227 AND THE HIGHER THE HEEL, THE CLOSER TO GOD. 754 00:27:29,834 --> 00:27:31,348 - I'M FEELING A LITTLE AWKWARD 755 00:27:31,372 --> 00:27:33,376 BECAUSE LISA CHOSE NOT TO INVITE ADRIENNE 756 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,109 TO VILLA BLANCA. 757 00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:36,276 AND I FEEL LIKE A BIG JERK 758 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:37,609 FOR LETTING THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG. 759 00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:39,209 SORRY I HAD TO BE, LIKE, 760 00:27:39,233 --> 00:27:40,679 both: THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS. 761 00:27:40,703 --> 00:27:42,009 - IT'S OKAY. - AND I JUST... 762 00:27:42,033 --> 00:27:43,448 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN NEIGHBORS FOR SO LONG. 763 00:27:43,472 --> 00:27:45,076 SO FOR HER NOT TO INVITE YOU TO SOMETHING? 764 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,476 IT JUST NEVER EVEN CROSSED MY MIND, 765 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,509 EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE HAD A LITTLE FRICTION OR WHATEVER. 766 00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:49,750 - YEAH, BUT... - IT JUST SEEMS LIKE 767 00:27:49,774 --> 00:27:51,543 THE LONGEVITY OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP, 768 00:27:51,567 --> 00:27:53,042 IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 769 00:27:53,066 --> 00:27:54,109 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN JUST GO ACROSS THE STREET 770 00:27:54,133 --> 00:27:55,209 ANYMORE THOUGH, NOW THAT SHE MOVED. 771 00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:56,509 - NO, NO. - IT'S PROBABLY GONNA... 772 00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,810 - I THOUGHT WE HAD MOVED ON AND... 773 00:27:58,834 --> 00:28:01,111 AND, UM, APPARENTLY SHE'S STILL UPSET. 774 00:28:01,135 --> 00:28:04,109 TO NOT BE INVITED IS A LITTLE BIT MEAN GIRL-ISH. 775 00:28:04,133 --> 00:28:06,710 AND IT SEEMED PRETTY, UH, FRIVOLOUS 776 00:28:06,734 --> 00:28:08,051 TO GO TO THIS EXTENT. 777 00:28:08,075 --> 00:28:10,443 I DON'T LIKE THIS. THIS ISN'T ME... 778 00:28:10,467 --> 00:28:15,009 I THINK IT'S SUCH A WASTE OF REALLY VALUABLE TIME. 779 00:28:15,033 --> 00:28:17,509 AND IT'S GETTING TO BE VERY PETTY. 780 00:28:17,533 --> 00:28:19,250 AND NOT ONLY ALL MY FRIENDS, 781 00:28:19,274 --> 00:28:21,876 BUT MY FRIENDS' FRIENDS WERE GOING. 782 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,670 SO OF COURSE BEING LEFT OUT IS HURTFUL. 783 00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:29,376 - COMING UP... 784 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,810 - IT'S A SMALL TOWN. - YEAH. 785 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,311 - YOU KNOW EVERYONE. YOU'VE SLEPT WITH EVERYONE. 786 00:28:33,335 --> 00:28:38,203 - WE JUST SLEPT WITH EVERY GUY IN THIS TOWN, INTERESTING. 787 00:28:43,734 --> 00:28:45,334 [cork pops] 788 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,500 - THAT IS SO CUTE. 789 00:28:53,934 --> 00:28:55,681 IF YOU'VE GOT TIME TO SIT AROUND, 790 00:28:55,705 --> 00:28:57,810 THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE. 791 00:28:57,834 --> 00:28:59,242 GET ON EVERYBODY. 792 00:28:59,266 --> 00:29:00,609 YOU'RE, LIKE, ONE OF MY HEAD SERVERS. 793 00:29:00,633 --> 00:29:01,876 COME ON. 794 00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:03,646 I'VE BEEN SO PREOCCUPIED WITH MOVING, 795 00:29:03,670 --> 00:29:06,042 I REALLY HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO SEE ANYBODY LATELY. 796 00:29:06,066 --> 00:29:07,242 BUT IT WOULD BE NICE JUST TO KIND OF 797 00:29:07,266 --> 00:29:08,943 SEE SOME FAMILIAR FACES. 798 00:29:08,967 --> 00:29:10,176 KNOCK IT BACK DOWN IN ONE. 799 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,347 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DOWN IT IN ONE, RIGHT? 800 00:29:11,371 --> 00:29:12,776 - OH, JESUS. 801 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,009 - YOU DON'T LOVE THAT? I LOVE THAT. 802 00:29:14,033 --> 00:29:15,903 - OH, YEAH. IT'S HOT THOUGH. 803 00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:22,803 [background chatter] 804 00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:28,533 - THANK YOU. OKAY. 805 00:29:32,233 --> 00:29:35,409 - WOW. BEAUTIFUL DAY. 806 00:29:35,433 --> 00:29:38,209 - [chuckles] - THANK YOU. 807 00:29:38,233 --> 00:29:40,509 WOW, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. 808 00:29:40,533 --> 00:29:42,910 HI. - HELLO! 809 00:29:42,934 --> 00:29:44,951 - LISA, HOW ARE YOU? - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 810 00:29:44,975 --> 00:29:46,609 - HOW ARE YOU? 811 00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:48,409 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - NICE TO SEE YOU. 812 00:29:48,433 --> 00:29:49,710 THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 813 00:29:49,734 --> 00:29:50,810 - OH, NO, YOU'RE WELCOME. 814 00:29:50,834 --> 00:29:52,011 LET'S GET YOU A DRINK. 815 00:29:52,035 --> 00:29:55,242 - [giggles] THANK YOU. 816 00:29:55,266 --> 00:29:57,876 - AH, HELLO! HOW ARE YOU? 817 00:29:57,900 --> 00:29:59,646 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 818 00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:01,209 - YOU TOO. - [chuckles] 819 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,479 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR AGES. - I KNOW. 820 00:30:03,503 --> 00:30:05,145 - YOU LOOK WELL. - THANK YOU. 821 00:30:05,169 --> 00:30:06,710 LOOKIN' GOOD. BABY STEPS. 822 00:30:06,734 --> 00:30:08,047 - NO, YOU'VE DONE A BIG STEP. 823 00:30:08,071 --> 00:30:09,843 I'M PROUD OF YOU. - YEAH, THANK YOU. 824 00:30:09,867 --> 00:30:12,843 - KIM WAS THERE, HALLE-BLOODY-LUJAH. 825 00:30:12,867 --> 00:30:15,144 ANYWAY, I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEBODY. 826 00:30:15,168 --> 00:30:16,443 - OKAY. 827 00:30:16,467 --> 00:30:17,776 - YOLANDA, THIS IS KIM. 828 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,309 - HI, KIM, HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO MEET YOU. 829 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:21,810 - SO WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 830 00:30:21,834 --> 00:30:23,343 - JUST WATER... I'M GOOD RIGHT NOW. 831 00:30:23,367 --> 00:30:25,176 - SOMETHING? ARE YOU OKAY? - I'M GOOD RIGHT NOW. 832 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,109 - YOU STAY CLOSE TO ME, BECAUSE I'M DRINKING WATER TOO. 833 00:30:27,133 --> 00:30:28,710 WE'LL HAVE A WATER PARTY. HOW ABOUT THAT? 834 00:30:28,734 --> 00:30:30,181 - THAT WOULD BE REALLY EXCITING. 835 00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:31,509 - REALLY EXCITING. 836 00:30:31,533 --> 00:30:33,280 DO YOU LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS, OR WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 837 00:30:33,304 --> 00:30:35,946 - I JUST MOVED BACK, LIKE, HALFWAY IN BETWEEN... 838 00:30:35,970 --> 00:30:37,910 I WAS LIVING OUT IN WESTLAKE. - YEAH. 839 00:30:37,934 --> 00:30:39,810 - IT WAS A LITTLE TOO FAR OUT FOR MY FAMILY, 840 00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:41,810 SO NOW I JUST MOVED A LITTLE BIT CLOSER. 841 00:30:41,834 --> 00:30:43,751 NOT QUITE ALL THE WAY, BUT I GET A LITTLE CLOSER. 842 00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:46,076 YEAH. - YEAH, GOOD. 843 00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:49,100 - THIS IS WATER, RIGHT? - YES. 844 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:52,950 - THANK YOU. CHEERS, GIRL. 845 00:30:52,974 --> 00:30:54,127 - ALL RIGHTY. 846 00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:00,876 - YOU MUST BE FREEZING. 847 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:03,443 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 848 00:31:03,467 --> 00:31:05,843 THERE ARE, LIKE, NAKED ANGELS 849 00:31:05,867 --> 00:31:07,676 WITH BIG FEATHERS AND WINGS AND... 850 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:10,576 I WOULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED ANYTHING LESS. 851 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,676 HELLO! 852 00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:14,009 - HOW ARE YOU? HI, YOLANDA. 853 00:31:14,033 --> 00:31:15,850 - THIS IS YOLANDA. - I KNOW YOLANDA. 854 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,042 NO, I KNOW... I MET HER BEFORE. 855 00:31:18,066 --> 00:31:19,343 - NO. - YEAH, WE'VE MET. 856 00:31:19,367 --> 00:31:21,176 - YEAH. - YEAH, OKAY. 857 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,076 - WE, UH... I MEAN, WE DO LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN. 858 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:25,309 - I KNOW, RIGHT? - HELLO. 859 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:26,650 HOW ARE YOU? - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 860 00:31:26,674 --> 00:31:28,976 - YOLANDA. 861 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,276 - YOLANDA, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 862 00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:31,576 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - THANK YOU. 863 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,009 - UH, REMEMBER ME? 864 00:31:33,033 --> 00:31:34,647 - I-I'M JUST GETTING TO KNOW HER. 865 00:31:34,671 --> 00:31:36,776 - YOU'RE GETTING TO ME, RIGHT? OKAY. 866 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,309 - OH, IT'S SO PRICKLY. 867 00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:39,910 IT'S LIKE KISSING A BROOM. - OH, GIVE ME A KISS. 868 00:31:39,934 --> 00:31:42,276 - YOU LOVE IT. - I DO NOT LOVE IT. 869 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,376 - WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU DON'T 870 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,776 HAVE TO SLEEP WITH HIM. 871 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:45,847 - HOW DO YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO? 872 00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:47,467 - [laughs] 873 00:31:50,567 --> 00:31:52,743 - I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING TO VILLA BLANCA. 874 00:31:52,767 --> 00:31:54,042 I GUESS THE ONLY THING THAT I'M NOT 875 00:31:54,066 --> 00:31:55,376 LOOKING FORWARD TO IS SEEING BRANDI. 876 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,476 WOW, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN RED. 877 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,776 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 878 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,076 - TAYLOR, YOU KNOW YOLANDA? 879 00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:01,810 - HI. WE'VE NEVER OFFICIALLY MET, 880 00:32:01,834 --> 00:32:02,979 BUT IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. - IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 881 00:32:03,003 --> 00:32:04,109 HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO MEET YOU. 882 00:32:04,133 --> 00:32:06,743 VERY WELL, THANK YOU. 883 00:32:06,767 --> 00:32:08,543 - OH, GOSH. 884 00:32:08,567 --> 00:32:09,976 THANK YOU. 885 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,810 WOW. [laughs] 886 00:32:11,834 --> 00:32:14,011 THIS IS CRAZY, WOW. THIS IS AWESOME. 887 00:32:14,035 --> 00:32:15,547 YOU GUYS SHOULD COME HOME WITH ME. 888 00:32:15,571 --> 00:32:17,276 THAT SOUNDS WEIRD. [laughter] 889 00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:18,946 both: HELLO! - OH, MY GOD. 890 00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:20,543 NOW I REALLY DO FEEL LIKE A DWARF. 891 00:32:20,567 --> 00:32:22,044 OKAY, GREAT. THANK YOU. 892 00:32:22,068 --> 00:32:23,509 YOLANDA, MEET BRANDI. - HI. 893 00:32:23,533 --> 00:32:24,810 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO MEET YOU. 894 00:32:24,834 --> 00:32:25,979 - YOLANDA. NICE TO MEET YOU. 895 00:32:26,003 --> 00:32:27,209 - YOUR EX-HUSBAND IS MOHAMED. 896 00:32:27,233 --> 00:32:28,910 - YES. IT'S A SMALL TOWN. 897 00:32:28,934 --> 00:32:30,843 - YEAH. YOU KNOW EVERYONE. 898 00:32:30,867 --> 00:32:32,044 YOU'VE SLEPT WITH EVERYONE. 899 00:32:32,068 --> 00:32:33,543 IT'S ALL GOOD. IT'S ALL GOOD. 900 00:32:33,567 --> 00:32:34,776 - I WAS SPEECHLESS. 901 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,247 WE JUST SLEPT WITH EVERY GUY IN THIS TOWN, 902 00:32:36,271 --> 00:32:37,509 INTERESTING. 903 00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:39,209 - WHO'S HERE? WHO'S HERE? I'M NERVOUS. 904 00:32:39,233 --> 00:32:40,879 - WHAT ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT? - WHY? 905 00:32:40,903 --> 00:32:42,947 - I DON'T KNOW, I'M KINDA NERVOUS TO SEE EVERYONE. 906 00:32:42,971 --> 00:32:46,843 - BRANDI STARTED OFF ON A KIND OF BAD... 907 00:32:46,867 --> 00:32:48,743 IN A BAD PLACE WITH THE OTHER WOMEN, 908 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:49,976 TO BE HONEST. - AND I'M STILL THERE. 909 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,443 I'M REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT SEEING KIM 910 00:32:51,467 --> 00:32:52,643 AT VILLA BLANCA, BECAUSE SHE STILL 911 00:32:52,667 --> 00:32:54,509 KINDA BLAMES ME FOR ALL OF HER PROBLEMS. 912 00:32:54,533 --> 00:32:56,509 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 913 00:32:56,533 --> 00:32:58,109 - "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" 914 00:32:58,133 --> 00:32:59,579 - THEY'RE HER RESPONSIBILITY, 915 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,409 AND I'M NOT GONNA BE A SCAPEGOAT FOR HER. 916 00:33:01,433 --> 00:33:03,643 - ACTUALLY, WE BONDED WHEN... 917 00:33:03,667 --> 00:33:05,443 - WE MADE OUT. - OH. 918 00:33:05,467 --> 00:33:07,109 WE DIDN'T MAKE OUT. 919 00:33:07,133 --> 00:33:08,650 SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE THAT, WHICH GET HER IN TROUBLE. 920 00:33:08,674 --> 00:33:11,527 - WE DID. - SERIOUSLY? 921 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,947 - PORTIA CALLED YOU TEN TIMES YESTERDAY, 922 00:33:17,971 --> 00:33:19,576 TRYING TO REACH YOU. - I SAW. 923 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,147 I DID SEE TWO MISSED CALLS. I CALLED YOU BACK. 924 00:33:21,171 --> 00:33:22,509 - YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID? 925 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:23,847 SHE KEPT CALLING, CALLING. 926 00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:26,109 AND THEN SHE GOES, "UGH. ANNOYING." 927 00:33:26,133 --> 00:33:28,279 - [chuckles] - I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." 928 00:33:28,303 --> 00:33:30,576 NO, 'CAUSE 1:00 SATURDAY IS HER BIRTHDAY PARTY. 929 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,876 AND I WANNA GIVE YOU GUYS A HEADS-UP. 930 00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:33,276 AND I KNOW BOTH OF YOU AREN'T 931 00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:34,976 GONNA LIKE THIS, PROBABLY. 932 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,409 INITIALLY, I DID NOT INVITE BRANDI, 933 00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:39,810 JUST BECAUSE YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR ISSUES WITH HER. 934 00:33:39,834 --> 00:33:42,681 AND I DON'T WANT, OBVIOUSLY, ANY PROBLEMS AT PORTIA'S PARTY. 935 00:33:42,705 --> 00:33:46,609 BUT WHEN WE CALLED LISA TO INVITE HER, 936 00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:48,180 I GAVE HER ALL THE INFORMATION ON THE PHONE. 937 00:33:48,204 --> 00:33:49,576 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN BRANDI GOES, 938 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,876 "HI, KYLE. IT'S BRANDI." 939 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:52,476 AND I REALLY FELT PUT ON THE SPOT. 940 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:53,776 AND SINCE SHE HAS LITTLE KIDS, I SAID, 941 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,109 "LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH YOUR BOYS 942 00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:56,443 AND WHATEVER?" 943 00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:58,643 BRANDI AND I MADE UP A LONG TIME AGO. 944 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:01,409 I STILL HEAR LITTLE WHISPERINGS OF THINGS SHE SAYS ABOUT ME. 945 00:34:01,433 --> 00:34:02,710 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 946 00:34:02,734 --> 00:34:04,211 I ACTUALLY DO ENJOY SEEING HER FACE... 947 00:34:04,235 --> 00:34:05,943 BOTH OF THEM. 948 00:34:05,967 --> 00:34:09,543 - IT'S NOT MY PARTY. 949 00:34:09,567 --> 00:34:10,843 - WELL, OBVIOUSLY WE DON'T WANT PROBLEMS 950 00:34:10,867 --> 00:34:12,109 AT PORTIA'S PARTY, SO... 951 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:13,509 - WELL, I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO COME ANYWAY. 952 00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:14,910 Both: WHY? 953 00:34:14,934 --> 00:34:16,751 - BECAUSE ALL MY KIDS AREN'T TOGETHER ALL THE TIME, 954 00:34:16,775 --> 00:34:19,276 AND SO WE'RE ALL PLANNING ON SPENDING THE WEEKEND TOGETHER. 955 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:20,509 SO UNLESS MY KIDS... 956 00:34:20,533 --> 00:34:22,009 - TWO HOURS WITH YOU AND YOUR KIDS 957 00:34:22,033 --> 00:34:23,910 TO BE WITH YOUR NIECE AND THEIR COUSINS. 958 00:34:23,934 --> 00:34:25,581 - IF I CAN GET AWAY, BUT I'M NOT GONNA 959 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,042 LEAVE ALL MY KIDS... 960 00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:28,509 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE THEM. 961 00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:30,280 I WANT THEM THERE. IT'S THEIR COUSIN'S BIRTHDAY. 962 00:34:30,304 --> 00:34:32,810 - THEY MAY NOT WANNA COME. 963 00:34:32,834 --> 00:34:34,211 - HAVE YOU MET BRANDI? - HI. YES. 964 00:34:34,235 --> 00:34:36,109 - OH, YEAH, WE'VE ALREADY SAID HELLO. 965 00:34:36,133 --> 00:34:37,676 HI. NICE TO SEE YOU. 966 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,209 - HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? - HI. 967 00:34:39,233 --> 00:34:40,350 - HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU? 968 00:34:40,374 --> 00:34:42,109 - NICE TO SEE YOU. - YOU TOO. 969 00:34:42,133 --> 00:34:43,710 - I'M GONNA GO TALK TO YOLANDA. 970 00:34:43,734 --> 00:34:45,476 I'LL BE BACK. - OKAY. 971 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,676 - I LIKE YOLANDA. 972 00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:49,609 SHE'S GOT A BEAUTIFUL AURA ABOUT HER. 973 00:34:49,633 --> 00:34:51,743 - I DON'T... I GET IT. I GET IT. 974 00:34:51,767 --> 00:34:53,609 - I'M SORRY. - NO. GOSH, NO. IT'S FINE. 975 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:56,543 IT'S LIKE, BABY STEPS, BABY STEPS. 976 00:34:56,567 --> 00:34:58,876 - LIKE, INFANTILE STEPS. 977 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:03,109 - LIKE, I'VE JUST GOTTA... JUST SWALLOW ME UP NOW. 978 00:35:03,133 --> 00:35:04,847 THIS INCIDENT SPEAKS VOLUMES 979 00:35:04,871 --> 00:35:06,843 ABOUT MY FUTURE WITH KIM, BECAUSE 980 00:35:06,867 --> 00:35:08,509 CLEARLY SHE STILL BLAMES ME 981 00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:11,242 FOR ALL OF HER DRUG AND ALCOHOL ISSUES. 982 00:35:11,266 --> 00:35:12,743 - CALL IT A DAY. 983 00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:14,810 - OH, KIM WENT TO GO LOOK FOR YOLANDA THAT WAY. 984 00:35:14,834 --> 00:35:16,309 SHE'S GONNA BE COMING AROUND THIS WAY. 985 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:17,810 - MY SISTER KIM'S ON THE HUNT FOR YOU, YOLANDA. 986 00:35:17,834 --> 00:35:19,079 - WHERE IS SHE? - I DON'T KNOW. 987 00:35:19,103 --> 00:35:20,609 SHE'S LIKE, "I WANNA GO TALK TO YOLANDA." 988 00:35:20,633 --> 00:35:22,309 - WE HAD... WE HAD SOME GOOD BONDING TIME. 989 00:35:22,333 --> 00:35:23,443 - YOU DID? - YEAH. 990 00:35:23,467 --> 00:35:24,576 - WHAT SIGN ARE YOU? - CAPRICORN. 991 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,743 - OH, MY GOD! 992 00:35:25,767 --> 00:35:27,743 ANOTHER CAPRICORN! Both: FINALLY! 993 00:35:27,767 --> 00:35:30,676 YES! THESE WOMEN ARE ALL VIRGOS. 994 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:33,042 - NOT US, BUT EVERYBODY ELSE ARE VIRGOS. 995 00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:34,343 - AND WHAT ARE YOU? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT BRANDI IS... 996 00:35:34,367 --> 00:35:36,176 A GEMINI. - GEMINI. YOU? 997 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,710 - CAPRICORN. - OH, LIKE ME? GOOD. 998 00:35:37,734 --> 00:35:39,011 - WHAT DAY? - YOU GO, GIRL. 999 00:35:39,035 --> 00:35:40,376 JANUARY 11TH. - ME... 1000 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,047 - OH, NO WAY! - YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 1001 00:35:42,071 --> 00:35:43,843 - NO, YOU'RE KIDDING. - WE'RE THE SAME DAY? 1002 00:35:43,867 --> 00:35:45,009 - NO WAY. - OH, MY GOD. 1003 00:35:45,033 --> 00:35:46,109 - I JUST WENT LOOKING FOR YOU. - YOU KNOW WHAT 1004 00:35:46,133 --> 00:35:47,409 I JUST FOUND OUT? - WHAT? 1005 00:35:47,433 --> 00:35:49,609 YOU KNOW WHY I JUST ADORE YOU RIGHT AWAY? 1006 00:35:49,633 --> 00:35:51,179 - YOU'RE A VIRGO? - NO. 1007 00:35:51,203 --> 00:35:53,976 I'M A CAPRICORN, BORN THE SAME DAY AS YOUR SISTER. 1008 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,276 - OH, YAY. 1009 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:56,976 NO, I'M JUST JOKING. [laughter] 1010 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,009 I DIDN'T... - SHE'S SUCH A TREAT SOMETIMES. 1011 00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:00,879 - WHY, IS THAT NOT GOOD? - NO, IT IS GOOD. 1012 00:36:00,903 --> 00:36:03,647 - WE WERE THE ONLY ONES. YOU'RE CAPRICORN. 1013 00:36:03,671 --> 00:36:05,409 BRANDI'S A SCORPIO. 1014 00:36:05,433 --> 00:36:06,876 SSS! - OOH. 1015 00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:10,347 THAT'S WHY SHE SAID I SLEPT WITH EVERYBODY IN THIS TOWN. 1016 00:36:10,371 --> 00:36:12,943 I WAS LIKE... - SHE DID THAT? 1017 00:36:12,967 --> 00:36:15,109 - YEAH, BECAUSE I GUESS SCORPIO THEY SAY 1018 00:36:15,133 --> 00:36:17,476 IS THE MOST SEXUAL SIGN OF THE ZODIAC, RIGHT? 1019 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,576 - SHE SAID THAT I SLEPT WITH EVERYBODY IN THIS TOWN? 1020 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,976 - WELL, SHE SAID THAT THIS TOWN IS SO SMALL. 1021 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,843 - THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME. NO, NO, NO! 1022 00:36:22,867 --> 00:36:24,343 I TAKE THAT BACK. NOT THAT SHE DID THAT, 1023 00:36:24,367 --> 00:36:26,244 THAT SHE WOULD SAY THAT. [laughs] 1024 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:27,876 LET ME CLARIFY THAT. 1025 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,576 I JUST MEANT THAT IT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME 1026 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,245 SHE WOULD SAY THAT, NOT THAT SHE DID THAT. 1027 00:36:31,269 --> 00:36:32,443 - NO, NO, NO, I MEAN, WHICH IS FINE. 1028 00:36:32,467 --> 00:36:33,810 BUT SHE SAID THE TOWN IS SO SMALL 1029 00:36:33,834 --> 00:36:35,579 THAT YOU KNOW EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW? 1030 00:36:35,603 --> 00:36:37,509 SHE'S PROBABLY JOKING. I MEAN, WHATEVER. 1031 00:36:37,533 --> 00:36:39,676 [laughter] I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW HER. 1032 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:40,945 - THE TOWN IS SO SMALL IT'S HARD 1033 00:36:40,969 --> 00:36:42,109 NOT TO SLEEP WITH EVERYBODY. 1034 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,950 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 1035 00:36:43,974 --> 00:36:45,876 WELL, I MEAN, NOT FOR ME, LIKE... 1036 00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:47,376 - OH, THAT'S FUNNY. 1037 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,646 - EVEN IF SHE HAS SLEPT WITH ALL OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1038 00:36:49,670 --> 00:36:51,176 AND LISTEN, I DON'T DOUBT IT... 1039 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,747 I DON'T KNOW THAT SHE NEEDS TO BE ANNOUNCING IT 1040 00:36:52,771 --> 00:36:54,443 AT A VILLA BLANCA ANNIVERSARY PARTY 1041 00:36:54,467 --> 00:36:55,576 TO SOMEONE SHE JUST MET. 1042 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,176 [indistinct chatter] 1043 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,609 - OH, PERFECT. 1044 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:01,710 - THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE. 1045 00:37:01,734 --> 00:37:02,851 - I DON'T WANNA INTERRUPT YOU, 1046 00:37:02,875 --> 00:37:04,176 BUT YOU HAVE A FLOWER DELIVERY. 1047 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,242 - OH, I DO? - YEAH, YEAH. 1048 00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:06,276 - FROM WHO? - I DON'T KNOW. 1049 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:07,376 THEY WANNA TELL, SO... 1050 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,009 - OOH, A SECRET ADMIRER. 1051 00:37:09,033 --> 00:37:10,379 - I WISH. - THEY'RE STUNNING. 1052 00:37:10,403 --> 00:37:11,810 I WANNA SHOW YOU. - REALLY? 1053 00:37:11,834 --> 00:37:13,211 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY'RE FROM. 1054 00:37:13,235 --> 00:37:14,976 - WHO'S IT FROM? - ISN'T THAT GORGEOUS? 1055 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,409 - I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY'RE FROM. I HAVE NO IDEA. 1056 00:37:16,433 --> 00:37:18,309 - WHO'S IT FROM? - WHO'S IT FROM? 1057 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:22,109 - ADRIENNE MALOOF... 1058 00:37:22,133 --> 00:37:25,643 SENT THESE TO YOU WITH LOTS OF BEST WISHES. 1059 00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:27,843 - THANK YOU. THAT'S SO SWEET. 1060 00:37:27,867 --> 00:37:28,910 - LET'S FIND OUT WHY... 1061 00:37:28,934 --> 00:37:29,948 - A PERSONAL CARD? 1062 00:37:29,972 --> 00:37:31,910 - CAN I SEE IT? - NO, A PERSONAL CARD. 1063 00:37:31,934 --> 00:37:35,576 WHAT PART OF PERSONAL DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? 1064 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,710 - SHE'S GONNA SAY, "I CAN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT BECAUSE..." 1065 00:37:39,734 --> 00:37:41,734 - "BECAUSE I WASN'T INVITED." 1066 00:37:43,633 --> 00:37:45,679 I THINK IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN OLIVE BRANCH, 1067 00:37:45,703 --> 00:37:47,976 BUT IT LOOKED LIKE THE WHOLE DAMN TREE CAME IN THE ROOM. 1068 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,747 - YOU FORGOT TO INVITE HER? 1069 00:37:49,771 --> 00:37:51,142 - NO, I DIDN'T. 1070 00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:53,443 WE ARE NOT IN A GREAT SPACE, TO BE HONEST. 1071 00:37:53,467 --> 00:37:55,943 THE LAST FEW MONTHS, I'LL TELL YOU. 1072 00:37:55,967 --> 00:37:57,242 IT'S NOT... 1073 00:37:57,266 --> 00:38:00,609 - WOW, YOU GIRLS HAVE A LOT OF DRAMA. 1074 00:38:00,633 --> 00:38:01,880 - IT'S KIND OF STRANGE 1075 00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:04,810 FOR SOMEBODY TO SEND FLOWERS TO AN EVENT 1076 00:38:04,834 --> 00:38:07,374 THEY'RE NOT INVITED TO. 1077 00:38:08,967 --> 00:38:10,676 - COMING UP... 1078 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:12,076 - YOU WERE SAYING YOU DON'T WANNA COME MAYBE 1079 00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:13,409 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE WITH YOUR KIDS? 1080 00:38:13,433 --> 00:38:14,750 - I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T WANT TO. 1081 00:38:14,774 --> 00:38:16,767 - IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. 1082 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,347 - OH, WELL TELL HER I SAID HI. 1083 00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:27,076 [indistinct chatter] 1084 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:28,876 - WELL, IT'S THE BIGGEST FLOWER ARRANGEMENT 1085 00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:30,676 I'VE NEVER RECEIVED. 1086 00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:33,147 - ARE YOU SURE IT'S FROM THEM? - ABSOLUTELY. 1087 00:38:33,171 --> 00:38:34,409 - NO WAY. 1088 00:38:34,433 --> 00:38:35,780 - IT'S CALCULATING. IT'S ALL ADRIENNE. 1089 00:38:35,804 --> 00:38:37,076 - "ADRIENNE. DEAR KEN AND LISA, 1090 00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:38,646 "CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ANNIVERSARY. 1091 00:38:38,670 --> 00:38:40,976 WISHING YOU A VERY SPECIAL EVENING, 1092 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,443 ADRIENNE." - THAT'S A LIE. 1093 00:38:42,467 --> 00:38:43,776 THEY DON'T MEAN THAT. - WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST COME? 1094 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,509 - THEY DON'T MEAN THAT. - THEY WEREN'T INVITED. 1095 00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:48,876 I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS "LET ME MAKE SURE 1096 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:51,443 EVERYONE KNOWS WE WEREN'T INVITED," 1097 00:38:51,467 --> 00:38:53,843 OR, "THIS IS REALLY A GESTURE AND I'M REACHING OUT." 1098 00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:55,676 I SAW IT COMING IN AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT IS THAT?" 1099 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,347 I THOUGHT IT WAS A SHAPE OF AN ANIMAL. 1100 00:38:57,371 --> 00:38:58,843 - IT'S LIKE A TURKEY. 1101 00:38:58,867 --> 00:39:00,943 IT'S LIKE A THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE FLOAT. 1102 00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:03,242 [laughter] 1103 00:39:03,266 --> 00:39:04,509 - OH, MY GOD. 1104 00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:06,142 OKAY, HELP. 1105 00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:07,376 I'M OUT OF HERE. 1106 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,530 [laughter] 1107 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,245 [indistinct chatter] 1108 00:39:16,269 --> 00:39:17,509 - WHAT ABOUT SATURDAY? 1109 00:39:17,533 --> 00:39:18,609 ARE YOU GONNA COME OR NOT? 1110 00:39:18,633 --> 00:39:20,509 - I WOULD RATHER SAY TO YOU 1111 00:39:20,533 --> 00:39:22,643 THAT THERE IS A POSSIBILITY I CAN'T BE THERE NOW 1112 00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:24,876 THAN TO SAY TO YOU, "OKAY, I'LL BE THERE," AND NOT SHOW. 1113 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:28,543 - I DON'T GET THE REASON STILL, BUT THAT'S FINE. 1114 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:29,943 YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T WANNA COME MAYBE 1115 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:31,443 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE WITH YOUR KIDS? 1116 00:39:31,467 --> 00:39:32,643 - I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T WANT TO. 1117 00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:34,443 - IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. 1118 00:39:34,467 --> 00:39:36,109 I JUST FEEL LIKE BETWEEN KIM AND ME, 1119 00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:38,279 THERE TENDS TO BE AN UNDERLYING TENSION. 1120 00:39:38,303 --> 00:39:39,946 AND I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S BECAUSE 1121 00:39:39,970 --> 00:39:41,843 I HAVE RESENTMENT FROM THINGS 1122 00:39:41,867 --> 00:39:43,443 SHE'S DONE IN THE PAST. 1123 00:39:43,467 --> 00:39:46,176 - YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE! 1124 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,676 - [bleep] YOU FOR TALKING LIKE THAT! 1125 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,109 - IT'S NOT M-ME. 1126 00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:52,242 I STARTED SEEING HER DEMEANOR. 1127 00:39:52,266 --> 00:39:54,109 I DON'T FEEL LIKE I KNOW HER SO MUCH. 1128 00:39:54,133 --> 00:39:55,376 - WELL, IT'S BULL[bleep]. 1129 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,845 - I'M RIGHT HERE. - IT'S NOT BULL[bleep]. 1130 00:39:56,869 --> 00:39:58,209 - IT IS BULL[bleep]. - MM-KAY, WELL... 1131 00:39:58,233 --> 00:40:00,710 - WHEN I WAS ANGRY WITH KIM, WHEN SHE WAS DRINKING, 1132 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:03,179 SHE WAS ANGRY AT ME AND THE WAY I REACTED TO IT. 1133 00:40:03,203 --> 00:40:05,710 BUT NOW THAT SHE'S SOBER, I KIND OF WONDER, LIKE, 1134 00:40:05,734 --> 00:40:08,474 WHY DO I STILL FEEL TENSION? 1135 00:40:11,734 --> 00:40:13,147 - WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE SOMETIMES 1136 00:40:13,171 --> 00:40:15,810 WE'LL JUST NEVER GET BACK TO THE WAY WE WERE. 1137 00:40:15,834 --> 00:40:17,334 [sniffles] 1138 00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:26,480 - THIS SEASON ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1139 00:40:26,504 --> 00:40:30,176 [exclamations] 1140 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,109 - FIND YOUR INNER SEXY! 1141 00:40:32,133 --> 00:40:33,576 - AHH. - LET'S GO. 1142 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,443 - OH, MY GOD. - VROOM, VROOM, SHABANG! 1143 00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:38,910 - AAH! [laughter] 1144 00:40:38,934 --> 00:40:40,076 - DON'T DO... 1145 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:41,847 I'M GONNA [bleep] KILL YOU. 1146 00:40:41,871 --> 00:40:42,976 WE'RE CRAZY. 1147 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,543 - OH, MY GOD. 1148 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:46,309 OH, I LOVE THIS. 1149 00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:47,710 - DIMITRI. - YEAH, I KNOW. 1150 00:40:47,734 --> 00:40:50,374 - THE SECRET MAN IS OUT AND ABOUT. 1151 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,376 - I JUST HAVE NEVER FELT THIS SEXUAL. 1152 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,810 - WE BETTER GIVE SOME OF THOSE PILLS TO LISA. 1153 00:40:57,834 --> 00:40:59,051 - GIVE ME THE WHOLE BAG. 1154 00:40:59,075 --> 00:41:00,176 KEN, NO! 1155 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,042 WAIT TILL OUR ANNIVERSARY. 1156 00:41:02,066 --> 00:41:03,376 KEN! 1157 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,910 - [laughs] THIS IS... 1158 00:41:05,934 --> 00:41:07,581 THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 1159 00:41:07,605 --> 00:41:10,376 - WHATEVER I SAID 30 YEARS AGO STILL STANDS. 1160 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,409 I WILL OBEY YOU. 1161 00:41:11,433 --> 00:41:13,376 [laughter] 1162 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,009 - DARLING? 1163 00:41:15,033 --> 00:41:17,509 YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT SOMEBODY IS 1164 00:41:17,533 --> 00:41:20,142 UNTIL THERE'S JUST A CHANCE 1165 00:41:20,166 --> 00:41:21,643 THAT THEY COULD BE TAKEN FROM YOU. 1166 00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:22,843 - HE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 1167 00:41:22,867 --> 00:41:24,009 HE WAS MY EVERYTHING. 1168 00:41:24,033 --> 00:41:25,309 YOU WERE THE OTHER WOMAN. 1169 00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:26,576 [crying] 1170 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,743 I'LL BE FINE. I'M ALWAYS FINE. 1171 00:41:28,767 --> 00:41:30,027 [exhales] 1172 00:41:31,767 --> 00:41:32,810 - KIM? 1173 00:41:32,834 --> 00:41:34,451 BECAUSE OF MY SISTER'S HISTORY, 1174 00:41:34,475 --> 00:41:37,109 I'M TERRIFIED AS TO WHAT I MAY FIND. 1175 00:41:37,133 --> 00:41:38,543 - I WAS GONNA DIE. 1176 00:41:38,567 --> 00:41:39,843 - EVERY TIME MY PHONE RANG IN THE NIGHT 1177 00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:43,776 I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA SAY, "YOUR SISTER'S DEAD." 1178 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,609 - YOU DON'T SPEAK, YOU DON'T SING. 1179 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:46,848 - REALLY, WE DON'T WANNA SING. 1180 00:41:46,872 --> 00:41:48,009 WE DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF IT. 1181 00:41:48,033 --> 00:41:49,409 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 1182 00:41:49,433 --> 00:41:51,042 WE'RE NOT MAKING AN ALBUM HERE. 1183 00:41:51,066 --> 00:41:52,209 - YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF, BECAUSE 1184 00:41:52,233 --> 00:41:54,142 YOU'RE A REAL [bleep]HOLE. 1185 00:41:54,166 --> 00:41:55,576 BUT IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS. 1186 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,042 - THAT'S OUR POINT. - THAT'S THE POINT, YOLANDA! 1187 00:41:58,066 --> 00:41:59,543 - WHO IS ADRIENNE MALOOF IN THIS WORLD? 1188 00:41:59,567 --> 00:42:01,009 - UGH. - SHE'S NOBODY. 1189 00:42:01,033 --> 00:42:02,650 - WE JUST HEARD COMMENTS THAT THAT BITCH MADE, 1190 00:42:02,674 --> 00:42:04,609 SO I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE. - WHO? 1191 00:42:04,633 --> 00:42:06,180 - YOU JUST CALLED ME A BITCH. - YOU ARE A BITCH. 1192 00:42:06,204 --> 00:42:08,346 - [bleep] YOU. - YOU'RE A PIECE OF [bleep]. 1193 00:42:08,370 --> 00:42:09,976 - WELL, SCREW YOU. - PIECE OF [bleep]. 1194 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,347 - YOU THINK I GET BRANDI TO SPEAK ON MY BEHALF? 1195 00:42:12,371 --> 00:42:13,676 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1196 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:15,810 - I THINK THAT YOU GET HER WORKED UP. 1197 00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:17,710 - CAMILLE IS BEING A TOTAL BITCH 1198 00:42:17,734 --> 00:42:18,910 TRYING TO HUMILIATE ME. 1199 00:42:18,934 --> 00:42:21,011 - WHO GIVES A [bleep] ABOUT SETTLING SCORES? 1200 00:42:21,035 --> 00:42:23,976 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY'S LIFE HERE. 1201 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,209 - YOU NEVER LISTEN. 1202 00:42:25,233 --> 00:42:26,880 - HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT LIES AND PETTY GOSSIP 1203 00:42:26,904 --> 00:42:29,910 AND BULL[bleep], KEN. 1204 00:42:29,934 --> 00:42:31,479 - FRIENDS DO NOT SUE FRIENDS. 1205 00:42:31,503 --> 00:42:33,376 WE COULD'VE TAKEN UMBRAGE AGAINST 1206 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,309 BERNIE AND YOU FOR WHAT YOU SAID. 1207 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:36,609 - LET ME FINISH MY STATEMENT. 1208 00:42:36,633 --> 00:42:38,247 - OH, YOU FINISH YOUR BULL[bleep], 1209 00:42:38,271 --> 00:42:40,142 AND THEN WE'LL TALK. - MY BULL[bleep]? 1210 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:41,910 - YOU'RE NOT SUING ME? 1211 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,181 - NO. THERE WAS NO LAWSUIT. 1212 00:42:43,205 --> 00:42:46,242 - ADRIENNE, YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep] [bleep]. 1213 00:42:46,266 --> 00:42:47,876 - ADRIENNE, DO YOU SMELL SMOKE? 1214 00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:49,209 THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE. 1215 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,609 [coughs] - I'M LEAVING. 1216 00:42:50,633 --> 00:42:51,778 I'M TAKING THE KIDS. - WE GOTTA GO IN. 1217 00:42:51,802 --> 00:42:52,876 - LET'S JUST GO. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1218 00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:54,009 OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THAT. 1219 00:42:54,033 --> 00:42:55,447 - JUST WAIT A MINUTE. - MOVE! 1220 00:42:55,471 --> 00:42:57,743 PAUL DOESN'T GET IN THE CAR WITH THE KIDS AND I. 1221 00:42:57,767 --> 00:42:58,976 BAD CHOICE. 1222 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,247 - PAUL AND ADRIENNE SEPARATED. 1223 00:43:00,271 --> 00:43:02,176 - [crying] - ADRIENNE. 1224 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,710 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1225 00:43:04,734 --> 00:43:06,204 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 88691