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Girl, you are just as fine
as the day I met you.
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Huh? What's that?
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I am, too?
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You know you're not the first
car to tell me that, right?
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Whoo!
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That is
one sweet ride, Calvin.
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That is a she,
and she has a name.
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Dave, meet Angelique.
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Angelique, ignore Dave.
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Man, did you just get it?
I mean her.
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I mean Angelique.
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Sorry, ma'am.
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No. I keep her at the shop
'cause Tina gets jealous.
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She doesn't like how
I take my wedding ring off
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to wash her.
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Well, who could blame her?
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I mean, look at
these curves. Whoa.
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Now I see who taught
that to Grover.
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Look, I just can't have
any fingerprints on her.
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We're going to a car show
in Nevada tomorrow,
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and she has to look perfect.Cool.
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Well, are Tina and the boys
going with you?
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Nah. Tina and Malcolm
weren't interested,
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and Marty said he'd only go
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if they had a replica
of the Batmobile.
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Well, if you want some company,
I'd love to go with you.
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Really?
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I didn't know
you were a car guy, Dave.
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Oh, I'm not,
but I love a good road trip.
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The camaraderie, the scenery,
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joining the ranks
of fellow travelers
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as they heed the call
of the open road.
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Oh, yeah, I love yelling
at other drivers, too.
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Okay, great.
Well, then it's settled.
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Ooh, I forgot to ask.
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Uh, is it a day trip,
or are we staying overnight?
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Just a day.
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I get it. You don't
want Tina knowing
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that you're staying overnight
with, uh, Angelique.
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No.
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I don't want to stay
overnight with you.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Hey, Ma. Where's Pop?
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Where do you think?Still out front
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fooling around withthat hussy car.
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Oh, come on, now,
please don't tell me
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you're actually jealous
of Angelique.
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Of course not.I'm just annoyed
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that he spendsso much time with her
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he's letting everything elseslide around here.
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Oh, well, see,
that makes more sense.
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But if he says her namein his sleep one more time,
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I'm slashing that ho's tires.
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Hey, hey.
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Mmm, something smells good.
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Don't come in hereacting all innocent.
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I know where you been.[chuckles]
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So, Pop, you all set
for the car show tomorrow?
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Yep. Turns out
Dave's gonna come with me.
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Oh, no.That poor, poor man.
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What are you two talking about?
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Baby, I love you,but when it comes to road trips,
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you are a monster.
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Yeah, not like
a cute, fuzzy Muppet monster.
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You're more like
a "hide your wife,
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hide your kids"
type monster.
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You know, you keep talking,
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I'll be a "raise your
damn rent" monster.
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Calvin, your problem is that
all you care about is
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getting wherever you're going
as fast as possible.
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Yeah, and you never
let us stop for any food
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or see any sights,
and you only give us
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one bathroom
break per state.
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Uh, that's on you.
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I always tell y'all to stopdrinking water the night before.
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Oh, you're right.
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Nothing screams"family vacation"
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more than dehydration
and a bladder infection.
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I just hope Dave knows
what he's in for.
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[chuckles] I'll tell you
what he's in for.
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The road trip of his life.
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Ooh, which reminds me,
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I need to text him to tell him
to stop drinking water now.
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How you put this
on all caps?
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[knock on door]
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Hey, Tina.
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Hey, Gemma. What's up?Nothing much.
I just figured
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since the guys are on the road,
Grover's at a play date,
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maybe you and I
could go and take a yoga class.
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Oh, I'm doing yoga right now.
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This pose is called
"sitting on my ass relaxing."
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[chuckles]
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Hey, did you get
new curtain rods?
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Yeah, a month ago.
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Then why aren't they up?
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Because Calvin's been too busyworking on his damn car.
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Oh, Angelique.
Dave told me about her.
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Tramp city.
Mm.
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And don't let
that hard body fool you.
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Those aren't the headlights
she was born with.
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Well, if Calvin's been
too busy to put them up,
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Why don't we do it?
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Nah.
You know, Calvin always says
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tools are his department;
you know how men are.
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Yeah, but just because
they think that
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doesn't make it true.
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Oh, I know, but if
it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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And if it does break,
let your husband do it.
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Come on, Tina, we can do this.
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It's not like we don't know
how to use a screwdriver
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or a hammer or one of those
twisty-turny thingies.
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It's okay. I'll just wait
for Calvin to take care of it.
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All right.
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I'm just saying,
if Angelique needed curtains,
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I bet they'd be up.
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Damn it, I'm not
gonna let that heifer
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get curtains before I do.
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I'm in.
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Great, let's get started.
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Give me ten more minutes.
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I still got to finish
my yoga class.
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This is the best.
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It's great, right?
We're making great time,
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and I already
got to yell at one fool.
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I told you I'm sorry.
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I just wanted to see
what else was on the radio.
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Hey, you know
what'd be fun?
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I was looking at the map,
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and there's all thesecool places that we...Nope.
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I know, but we would
get to see...
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Nope.Are you even gonna
let me finish?
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Nope.
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Calvin, isn't the point
of a road trip
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to stop and see all
the cool things along the way?
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No. The point is to
get to where you're going
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as fast as possible
without any games,
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food or stopping.
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I mean, why don't more people
know how to have fun?
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Okay, but if you just rush
from point A to point B,
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you're missing out
on half the adventure.
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Stopping to look at
a bunch of boring stuff
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is not an adventure.
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It's a waste of time.
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Okay. Calvin, you're wrong.
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When Gemma, Grover and I drove
from Michigan to California,
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we saw all kinds
of amazing things.
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The world's biggest
rocking chair, a UFO museum.
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Oh, you know what?
Check this out.
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That is me eating
a corn dog next to
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the world's largest
ketchup bottle.
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Wow, that's actually
pretty cool.
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I know, isn't it?Nope.
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Okay, Calvin,
we're coming up on Route 66.
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It is the most iconic road
in America.
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There are tons of interesting
things to see there.
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Let's just take
a little detour.
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Ah, I don't know, man.
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Trust me, it'll be worth it.
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It's like they say:
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it's about the journey,
not the destination.
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Fine, but I guarantee you,
whoever said that
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was either on his way
to the dentist,
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his mother-in-law's house,
or to visit you.
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All right, that's it.
How do they look?
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Great. They're perfectly even.
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I don't know. I think that
bracket's higher than this one.
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No, not those.
I'm talking about your booty.
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From back here,
you look less like a Gemma
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and more like a J.Lo.[chuckles]
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Aw, I know you can't see it,
but my cheeks are blushing.
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[both chuckling]
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All right, all that's left
is to put the rod up.
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You want to do the honors?Oh, sure.
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Okay, okay.
Just hand it up to me.
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Ooh, I cannot wait to see
the look on Calvin's face...
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Well, on the bright side,
we both have great butts.
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Come on, Dave, hurry up.
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How much longer you gonna take?
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DAVE:
Stop rushing me.
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You said I get one
bathroom break per state.
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That's right.
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And you used it up
when we stopped at
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that Old West ghost town.
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No, I did not.
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I started to worry
that the bathroom was haunted,
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and I got pee shy.
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Okay, so you didn't like
the ghost town,
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but I bet you're gonna like
this next stop.
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I bet I will, too.
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All right, that's the spirit.
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Because it's gonna be
the car show.
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[engine starts]
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But we're gonna drive
right past
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the world's biggest bucket,
and, Calvin,
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that is right at the top
of my bucket list.
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Well, it's gonna have to wait,
because from now on,
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we're not making any more stops.
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[engine revving]
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What's wrong?
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The wheels are spinning
in the sand.
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I hope it's not quicksand.
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That's what got
the ghost town's deputy.
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[groans]:
Ah.
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We're dug in.
I hope you're happy.
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No, I'm not happy.
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Although I am definitely happier
than the lizard I splashed.
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All right, let's try it
one more time.
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All right, well,
just give me a minute.
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What are you doing?
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I'm focusing my energy.
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It's-it's a karate technique
I use when I break boards.
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Or to keep me from crying
when the board hurts my hand.
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Whatever.
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Just push the damn car,
Cobra Kai.
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Okay, you ready?
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One, two, three.
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Damn it. We're stuck.
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You know, this is
all your fault.
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Well, come on, Calvin, there's
got to be something we can do.
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I guess we can try
wedging something
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under the tire to see
if we can get some traction.
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You mean like
a piece of wood?
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No, like you.
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Okay, look, this is not
a big deal. We'll just--
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We'll call a tow truck,
and I'm sure we'll be
227
00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,062
back on the road
in half an hour.
228
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,151
[breathing deeply]
229
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,894
Why are you focusing
your energy again?
230
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,635
Well, because I have
no cell service,
231
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:38,115
and I'm preparing myself
to be wedged under a tire.
232
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,991
Great, I have
no reception, either.
233
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,646
See, this is what I get
for listening to you.
234
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:50,171
"It'll be fun."
"It's all about the journey."
235
00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:52,913
"Oh, no,
I'm alone in the desert."
236
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,697
I never said that.
237
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,003
Well, you're about to.
238
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:04,098
[drill whirring]Okay, almost done.
239
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,056
Are those bars
as heavy as they look?
240
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,928
Not for me;
my arms are ripped.
241
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,278
Grover was a fat baby.[chuckles]
242
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:14,151
Okay, let's
take them down.
243
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,327
[whoops, sighs]
Ooh. There.
244
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,242
That wasn't so hard.
245
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:21,376
Too bad that jerk at the
hardware store can't see us now.
246
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:24,422
I know. Asking us
over and over again,
247
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,207
"You sure you know
what you're doing?
248
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,035
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?"
249
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:30,211
[stammers] Yeah, buddy.
You think you're all that
250
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,821
just because
they put you in charge
251
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,997
of the key-making section?
252
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:36,739
And also, if they don't make
a vest in your size,
253
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,306
don't wear one, okay?
254
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,134
Just don't wear it.
Know what I mean?
255
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,745
[laughs]Hey. What's going on here?
256
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,007
We accidentally broke
the window,
257
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,530
so we're replacing the glass.
258
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:48,055
Oh. You sure you know
what you're doing?
259
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,453
Why? Because we're women?
260
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,107
What? No.
261
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,327
I was just wondering
if you guys needed any help.
262
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:02,678
Oh, so now you're just
gonna mansplain it to us?
263
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,726
Actually, Mom,
mansplaining is when somebody...
264
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:10,512
Oh! [stammers] S-So now you
mansplaining mansplaining?
265
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,427
GEMMA:
Yeah, you know,
266
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:15,430
why don't you just go back
to aisle ten and make some keys?
267
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,389
Okay?
268
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,567
Uh, okay. Well, since you guys
269
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,569
obviously got this,
I'm-a go get a snack.
270
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:27,094
Yeah, you do that.Yeah, get back in the kitchen
where you belong.
271
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,754
Okay, girl.
I think we are finally ready
272
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,233
to put the new glass in.
273
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,844
Yay.
[laughs]
274
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:38,975
Here we go.
275
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,978
Okay. Eh...All right. Uh...
276
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,284
There-- Ooh.
Ooh, ooh.
277
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,633
Ooh.
[gasps]
Oh, my gosh. Look at that.
278
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,027
Perfect fit.
279
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,725
Damn straight. Good as new.
280
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,292
[gasps]
281
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,340
Oh, what happened?
282
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:59,256
What does it look like?!
We're putting up curtains!
283
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:08,178
Come on, Calvin, you haven't
spoken to me in an hour.
284
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:10,615
It's not my fault
I had to go pee.
285
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,879
Look me in the eye and tell me
286
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:16,143
that you didn't sneak a drink
at that ghost town saloon.
287
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,321
The sign said,
"World's coldest lemonade."
288
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,802
Oh, God.You'd have to be crazy
to pass that up!
289
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,500
I'll tell you what's crazy,
290
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:28,633
is that I ever thought it was
a good idea to bring you along.
291
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,635
Wow, Calvin.
292
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,334
That's even colder
than the lemonade.
293
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,859
Finally, here comes a car.
294
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,035
W-What are you doing?
295
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,341
I'm waving this guy down
296
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,733
so I can get a ride
to the gas station.
297
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,039
Are you kidding?
You can't just
298
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,301
get into a car
with some stranger.
299
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,912
He could be
some kind of weirdo.
300
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:49,045
Dave, I've been in the car
with a weirdo all day.
301
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,309
Yeah. And look
where it's got you.
302
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,187
Look, man, are you
coming or what?
303
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,754
Uh-uh, no way.
That lemonade was good,
304
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:05,279
but I don't want it to be
the last thing I ever drink.
305
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:08,543
Fine. But if you see me
coming back smiling at you,
306
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,284
it's a mirage.
307
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,420
Hey, uh,
thanks for stopping.
308
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,814
No problem. Where you headed?
309
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,772
Oh, just to
the next gas station.
310
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:21,991
I'm Calvin.
311
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,385
Clem. Nice to meet you.
312
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,826
Good thing I drove by,
313
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,742
'cause it is not safe for you
to be out here all by yourself.
314
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:37,311
I-I wasn't by myself.
I was with my friend.
315
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,575
Oh, good. You saw him, too.
316
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,676
Okay, that's it.
317
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,112
I think we got it this time.
318
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,461
Here, let me test it.
319
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,463
No, no, no! I'll do it.
320
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,291
You got those
freaky strong baby muscles.
321
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,430
Well, there you go.
Solid as a rock.
322
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,693
Yeah. Suck it,
Mr. Teeny Tiny Vest Man.
323
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:12,824
Ah, yes!
324
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,264
Hey, look at that.
You guys fixed the window.
325
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,961
Hell yeah, we did.
326
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,398
Two times.
327
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,748
Okay, well, I got to say,
I am impressed.
328
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,969
More importantly,your father will be, too.That's right.
329
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,928
And now he's gonna know that
she doesn't have to sit around
330
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,408
waiting for him to get things
done around here.
331
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,671
[chuckles]
That is a good point.
332
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,151
In fact,
he'll probably expect you
333
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,761
to do all the stuff
he hasn't gotten to.
334
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,111
Yep. And if he's smart enough,
he'll def--
335
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,548
Wait, what?
336
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,682
And, I mean, you got all kinds
of projects around here, Ma.
337
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,771
The closet door
that sticks.
338
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,904
Oh, the clunking sound
in the dryer.
339
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,601
That leaky bathroom faucet.
340
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:53,256
Uh, no problem. Tina can do
that stuff in her sleep.
341
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,302
Yeah, you're right.
342
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:58,087
I could.
But I'd rather make Calvin.
343
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,921
I didn't get married
to do this kind of work.
344
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:11,274
[banjo music playing]
345
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,327
So, I'm guessing
that was your car
346
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,242
by the side of the
road back there.
347
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:25,462
Uh, yeah. We got dug in
when my friend made us pull over
348
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,508
so he could use the bathroom.
349
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,337
Well, she's a beauty.
350
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,296
Oh, thanks.
I call her Angelique.
351
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,255
Really?
352
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,735
She told me her
name was Mona.
353
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,043
Wait.
354
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,480
You thought my car
was talking to you?
355
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:47,571
Well, either your car was
talking to me or I'm crazy.
356
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,532
[chuckles]
Good point.
357
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:56,885
[chuckles]: Ah, wow,
still-still no reception.
358
00:16:56,928 --> 00:17:00,584
Oh, yeah, we are
all alone out here.
359
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:03,152
It's what I call
a real dead zone.
360
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:06,329
Y-You mean because
of the cell service, right?
361
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:10,116
Hmm. I never
thought of that.
362
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,293
You know, Calvin,
363
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,208
I think you and I
could be friends.
364
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,470
Do you like basements?
365
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,082
No, no. I'm, uh,
366
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,780
I'm more of a wide-open
spaces kind of guy.
367
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,522
Well, you're in luck,
'cause my house
368
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:28,438
is out in the
middle of nowhere.
369
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:31,702
Great place to visit if you ever
just want to disappear.
370
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,882
[chuckles]
Well, uh, no, thank you.
371
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,493
Hey, I'd miss
my wife too much
372
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:43,323
and my two sons
who are both Navy SEALs.
373
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,458
Sounds like you have
a beautiful family.
374
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:52,114
Well, thanks. Do you have one?
375
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:56,292
Yeah. Unfortunately,
they're scattered everywhere.
376
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,817
Okay, you know, uh,
I appreciate the ride, but, uh,
377
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:02,298
you know what, why don't
you just let me out here?
378
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,649
Why? We were just about to tell
each other our darkest secrets.
379
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,651
And mine's a doozy.
380
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,569
No, uh, seriously, man,
uh, let-let me out.
381
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,310
Sorry, Calvin. No can do.
382
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,399
Uh, no, I am serious.
383
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:19,054
Let me out this truck
or else, man.
384
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,490
Or else what?
385
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,536
Or I'll scatter you!
386
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,233
[both scream, tires screech]
387
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,240
[truck driving off]
388
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,721
That's right, you better
drive away, buster!
389
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:36,202
Yeah, and stop talking
to strangers' cars!
390
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,986
She don't know you!
391
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,164
You okay?
392
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,559
Yeah, man, how about you?
You hit that window pretty hard.
393
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,127
I'm fine. But if we pass
the world's biggest aspirin,
394
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,650
we're gonna stop
and I'm gonna take it.
395
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,523
[laughs]: Hey, man, you
should've seen that guy's face
396
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,786
when you popped up like that.
397
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,571
You scared the hell out of him.[chuckles]
398
00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,617
Well, I think
I heard two screams.
399
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,446
Yeah, that-that, that's
how much you scared him.
400
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:08,190
Hey, look, man,
I-I'm just happy you're okay.
401
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,452
If something would've
happened to you,
402
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,671
it would've been all my fault.
403
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,064
Nah, it would've
been on me, too.
404
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:16,285
I mean, white guy,
middle of the desert,
405
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,418
picking up a Black dude?
406
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,941
All the signs were there.
407
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,467
Well, I appreciate it,
but you were right, you know.
408
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,600
I never should've made you
take this stupid detour.
409
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:30,343
Well, actually,
I don't know about that.
410
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,735
Really?
411
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,476
Yeah.
I mean, uh, think about it.
412
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,261
You weren't wrong.
413
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,176
I mean, the journey
414
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,266
was definitely more interesting
than the destination.
415
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:44,357
Well, it was
a hell of an adventure.
416
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,751
Yeah, man. And think about
the great story this will make.
417
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:51,451
Getting stranded in the desert,
almost being kidnapped,
418
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:54,323
me saving you from a maniac.
419
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,892
What are you talking about?
I'm the one who saved you.
420
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,764
Well, you tell your story,
I'll tell mine.
421
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,299
Wow, Calvin,
this trophy is amazing.
422
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,257
Where are you gonna put it?
423
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:19,261
Under a blanket in the garage,
because if Tina finds it,
424
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,655
it's going straight through
Angelique's windshield.
425
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:26,268
Well, thanks again
for bringing me along.
426
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:29,706
I can honestly say this has been
the best road trip of all time.
427
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,535
I couldn't agree more.
428
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,233
[all screaming]
429
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,974
[gasps]
430
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,847
My gosh, Calvin,
I just had the craziest dream.
431
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:43,242
That's funny. With me, the crazy
stuff happens when I'm awake.
432
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,462
No...!
433
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,247
[gasps]
434
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,726
[sighs]
435
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,602
Hey, you're right.
436
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,952
This is the world's
coldest lemonade.
437
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:03,262
[shouts] Brain freeze!
Take the wheel!
438
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:12,836
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