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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:14,666 Girl, you are just as fine as the day I met you. 2 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,668 Huh? What's that? 3 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:19,019 I am, too? 4 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:22,979 You know you're not the first car to tell me that, right? 5 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,460 Whoo! 6 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:28,376 That is one sweet ride, Calvin. 7 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:32,336 That is a she, and she has a name. 8 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:33,772 Dave, meet Angelique. 9 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:35,818 Angelique, ignore Dave. 10 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:39,778 Man, did you just get it? I mean her. 11 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:41,867 I mean Angelique. 12 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:43,565 Sorry, ma'am. 13 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:47,960 No. I keep her at the shop 'cause Tina gets jealous. 14 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:50,093 She doesn't like how I take my wedding ring off 15 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,399 to wash her. 16 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:54,402 Well, who could blame her? 17 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:56,230 I mean, look at these curves. Whoa. 18 00:00:57,796 --> 00:01:00,538 Now I see who taught that to Grover. 19 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:04,194 Look, I just can't have any fingerprints on her. 20 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:06,501 We're going to a car show in Nevada tomorrow, 21 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:10,026 and she has to look perfect.Cool. 22 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,419 Well, are Tina and the boys going with you? 23 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:14,291 Nah. Tina and Malcolm weren't interested, 24 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,989 and Marty said he'd only go 25 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,601 if they had a replica of the Batmobile. 26 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:22,952 Well, if you want some company, I'd love to go with you. 27 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,562 Really? 28 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:26,564 I didn't know you were a car guy, Dave. 29 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:29,437 Oh, I'm not, but I love a good road trip. 30 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,743 The camaraderie, the scenery, 31 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,876 joining the ranks of fellow travelers 32 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,704 as they heed the call of the open road. 33 00:01:35,747 --> 00:01:38,402 Oh, yeah, I love yelling at other drivers, too. 34 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:42,276 Okay, great. Well, then it's settled. 35 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,104 Ooh, I forgot to ask. 36 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,410 Uh, is it a day trip, or are we staying overnight? 37 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:47,803 Just a day. 38 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:50,110 I get it. You don't want Tina knowing 39 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:53,678 that you're staying overnight with, uh, Angelique. 40 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:55,941 No. 41 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:58,205 I don't want to stay overnight with you. 42 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:02,296 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 43 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:03,297 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 44 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:11,131 Hey, Ma. Where's Pop? 45 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:12,741 Where do you think?Still out front 46 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:15,918 fooling around withthat hussy car. 47 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:17,963 Oh, come on, now, please don't tell me 48 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,530 you're actually jealous of Angelique. 49 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,315 Of course not.I'm just annoyed 50 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:23,317 that he spendsso much time with her 51 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,667 he's letting everything elseslide around here. 52 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,364 Oh, well, see, that makes more sense. 53 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:29,627 But if he says her namein his sleep one more time, 54 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:32,064 I'm slashing that ho's tires. 55 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:34,023 Hey, hey. 56 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,634 Mmm, something smells good. 57 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:37,983 Don't come in hereacting all innocent. 58 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:39,463 I know where you been.[chuckles] 59 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:43,859 So, Pop, you all set for the car show tomorrow? 60 00:02:43,902 --> 00:02:46,818 Yep. Turns out Dave's gonna come with me. 61 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:49,517 Oh, no.That poor, poor man. 62 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,084 What are you two talking about? 63 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:55,349 Baby, I love you,but when it comes to road trips, 64 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,307 you are a monster. 65 00:02:57,351 --> 00:03:00,876 Yeah, not like a cute, fuzzy Muppet monster. 66 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,094 You're more like a "hide your wife, 67 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:03,400 hide your kids" type monster. 68 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,228 You know, you keep talking, 69 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:07,448 I'll be a "raise your damn rent" monster. 70 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:11,321 Calvin, your problem is that all you care about is 71 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:14,324 getting wherever you're going as fast as possible. 72 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:16,892 Yeah, and you never let us stop for any food 73 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:19,068 or see any sights, and you only give us 74 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:20,939 one bathroom break per state. 75 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:24,116 Uh, that's on you. 76 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,946 I always tell y'all to stopdrinking water the night before. 77 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,600 Oh, you're right. 78 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:31,559 Nothing screams"family vacation" 79 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:33,996 more than dehydration and a bladder infection. 80 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:37,347 I just hope Dave knows what he's in for. 81 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:39,262 [chuckles] I'll tell you what he's in for. 82 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:41,003 The road trip of his life. 83 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:44,354 Ooh, which reminds me, 84 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:47,009 I need to text him to tell him to stop drinking water now. 85 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:50,317 How you put this on all caps? 86 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,931 [knock on door] 87 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,715 Hey, Tina. 88 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:00,283 Hey, Gemma. What's up?Nothing much. I just figured 89 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:02,198 since the guys are on the road, Grover's at a play date, 90 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,592 maybe you and I could go and take a yoga class. 91 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:06,158 Oh, I'm doing yoga right now. 92 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:08,987 This pose is called "sitting on my ass relaxing." 93 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,206 [chuckles] 94 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,297 Hey, did you get new curtain rods? 95 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:15,385 Yeah, a month ago. 96 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:18,170 Then why aren't they up? 97 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:21,217 Because Calvin's been too busyworking on his damn car. 98 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,351 Oh, Angelique. Dave told me about her. 99 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:26,440 Tramp city. Mm. 100 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,834 And don't let that hard body fool you. 101 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:32,184 Those aren't the headlights she was born with. 102 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:36,450 Well, if Calvin's been too busy to put them up, 103 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:37,886 Why don't we do it? 104 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:40,149 Nah. You know, Calvin always says 105 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:42,499 tools are his department; you know how men are. 106 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,153 Yeah, but just because they think that 107 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:46,068 doesn't make it true. 108 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:48,331 Oh, I know, but if it ain't broke, don't fix it. 109 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,202 And if it does break, let your husband do it. 110 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:54,119 Come on, Tina, we can do this. 111 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,470 It's not like we don't know how to use a screwdriver 112 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:59,560 or a hammer or one of those twisty-turny thingies. 113 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:03,085 It's okay. I'll just wait for Calvin to take care of it. 114 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:04,782 All right. 115 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:07,568 I'm just saying, if Angelique needed curtains, 116 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:09,221 I bet they'd be up. 117 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,267 Damn it, I'm not gonna let that heifer 118 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,747 get curtains before I do. 119 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,402 I'm in. 120 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:17,012 Great, let's get started. 121 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:18,753 Give me ten more minutes. 122 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,407 I still got to finish my yoga class. 123 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,982 This is the best. 124 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:34,812 It's great, right? We're making great time, 125 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:37,380 and I already got to yell at one fool. 126 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:39,121 I told you I'm sorry. 127 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:41,166 I just wanted to see what else was on the radio. 128 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:45,214 Hey, you know what'd be fun? 129 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,390 I was looking at the map, 130 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:48,826 and there's all thesecool places that we...Nope. 131 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:51,046 I know, but we would get to see... 132 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:53,265 Nope.Are you even gonna let me finish? 133 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:54,136 Nope. 134 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:58,140 Calvin, isn't the point of a road trip 135 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:00,621 to stop and see all the cool things along the way? 136 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:03,493 No. The point is to get to where you're going 137 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:06,409 as fast as possible without any games, 138 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,455 food or stopping. 139 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:11,153 I mean, why don't more people know how to have fun? 140 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:15,853 Okay, but if you just rush from point A to point B, 141 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,725 you're missing out on half the adventure. 142 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:19,901 Stopping to look at a bunch of boring stuff 143 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,685 is not an adventure. 144 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:22,947 It's a waste of time. 145 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:25,733 Okay. Calvin, you're wrong. 146 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:27,909 When Gemma, Grover and I drove from Michigan to California, 147 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:30,215 we saw all kinds of amazing things. 148 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:32,870 The world's biggest rocking chair, a UFO museum. 149 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:35,220 Oh, you know what? Check this out. 150 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:38,006 That is me eating a corn dog next to 151 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:40,661 the world's largest ketchup bottle. 152 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:43,664 Wow, that's actually pretty cool. 153 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:46,057 I know, isn't it?Nope. 154 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:51,106 Okay, Calvin, we're coming up on Route 66. 155 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:54,022 It is the most iconic road in America. 156 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:56,981 There are tons of interesting things to see there. 157 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:59,549 Let's just take a little detour. 158 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,595 Ah, I don't know, man. 159 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,031 Trust me, it'll be worth it. 160 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:04,815 It's like they say: 161 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,687 it's about the journey, not the destination. 162 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:10,386 Fine, but I guarantee you, whoever said that 163 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,997 was either on his way to the dentist, 164 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,217 his mother-in-law's house, or to visit you. 165 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:25,053 All right, that's it. How do they look? 166 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,750 Great. They're perfectly even. 167 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:29,666 I don't know. I think that bracket's higher than this one. 168 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:31,886 No, not those. I'm talking about your booty. 169 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:36,064 From back here, you look less like a Gemma 170 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,240 and more like a J.Lo.[chuckles] 171 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:41,548 Aw, I know you can't see it, but my cheeks are blushing. 172 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:44,464 [both chuckling] 173 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,422 All right, all that's left is to put the rod up. 174 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,729 You want to do the honors?Oh, sure. 175 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:51,558 Okay, okay. Just hand it up to me. 176 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,603 Ooh, I cannot wait to see the look on Calvin's face... 177 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,310 Well, on the bright side, we both have great butts. 178 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:10,707 Come on, Dave, hurry up. 179 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:12,274 How much longer you gonna take? 180 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:14,058 DAVE: Stop rushing me. 181 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:16,887 You said I get one bathroom break per state. 182 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,889 That's right. 183 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,761 And you used it up when we stopped at 184 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:22,980 that Old West ghost town. 185 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:25,461 No, I did not. 186 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,245 I started to worry that the bathroom was haunted, 187 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,464 and I got pee shy. 188 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:35,819 Okay, so you didn't like the ghost town, 189 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:37,604 but I bet you're gonna like this next stop. 190 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:38,866 I bet I will, too. 191 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,737 All right, that's the spirit. 192 00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:43,218 Because it's gonna be the car show. 193 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,046 [engine starts] 194 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,180 But we're gonna drive right past 195 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:51,052 the world's biggest bucket, and, Calvin, 196 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,968 that is right at the top of my bucket list. 197 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:57,885 Well, it's gonna have to wait, because from now on, 198 00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,887 we're not making any more stops. 199 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:02,019 [engine revving] 200 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,242 What's wrong? 201 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,461 The wheels are spinning in the sand. 202 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:10,941 I hope it's not quicksand. 203 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,595 That's what got the ghost town's deputy. 204 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:17,208 [groans]: Ah. 205 00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:19,341 We're dug in. I hope you're happy. 206 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:21,604 No, I'm not happy. 207 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,346 Although I am definitely happier than the lizard I splashed. 208 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,920 All right, let's try it one more time. 209 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,574 All right, well, just give me a minute. 210 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:40,318 What are you doing? 211 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,582 I'm focusing my energy. 212 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:46,107 It's-it's a karate technique I use when I break boards. 213 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:49,066 Or to keep me from crying when the board hurts my hand. 214 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,373 Whatever. 215 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:54,855 Just push the damn car, Cobra Kai. 216 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,639 Okay, you ready? 217 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:59,686 One, two, three. 218 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:07,389 Damn it. We're stuck. 219 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,696 You know, this is all your fault. 220 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:12,481 Well, come on, Calvin, there's got to be something we can do. 221 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,178 I guess we can try wedging something 222 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,877 under the tire to see if we can get some traction. 223 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,574 You mean like a piece of wood? 224 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,445 No, like you. 225 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:24,101 Okay, look, this is not a big deal. We'll just-- 226 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:26,060 We'll call a tow truck, and I'm sure we'll be 227 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,062 back on the road in half an hour. 228 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,151 [breathing deeply] 229 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,894 Why are you focusing your energy again? 230 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,635 Well, because I have no cell service, 231 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:38,115 and I'm preparing myself to be wedged under a tire. 232 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,991 Great, I have no reception, either. 233 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,646 See, this is what I get for listening to you. 234 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:50,171 "It'll be fun." "It's all about the journey." 235 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:52,913 "Oh, no, I'm alone in the desert." 236 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,697 I never said that. 237 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,003 Well, you're about to. 238 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:04,098 [drill whirring]Okay, almost done. 239 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,056 Are those bars as heavy as they look? 240 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,928 Not for me; my arms are ripped. 241 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,278 Grover was a fat baby.[chuckles] 242 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:14,151 Okay, let's take them down. 243 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,327 [whoops, sighs] Ooh. There. 244 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,242 That wasn't so hard. 245 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:21,376 Too bad that jerk at the hardware store can't see us now. 246 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:24,422 I know. Asking us over and over again, 247 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,207 "You sure you know what you're doing? 248 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,035 Are you sure you know what you're doing?" 249 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:30,211 [stammers] Yeah, buddy. You think you're all that 250 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,821 just because they put you in charge 251 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,997 of the key-making section? 252 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:36,739 And also, if they don't make a vest in your size, 253 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,306 don't wear one, okay? 254 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,134 Just don't wear it. Know what I mean? 255 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,745 [laughs]Hey. What's going on here? 256 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,007 We accidentally broke the window, 257 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,530 so we're replacing the glass. 258 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:48,055 Oh. You sure you know what you're doing? 259 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,453 Why? Because we're women? 260 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,107 What? No. 261 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,327 I was just wondering if you guys needed any help. 262 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:02,678 Oh, so now you're just gonna mansplain it to us? 263 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,726 Actually, Mom, mansplaining is when somebody... 264 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:10,512 Oh! [stammers] S-So now you mansplaining mansplaining? 265 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,427 GEMMA: Yeah, you know, 266 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:15,430 why don't you just go back to aisle ten and make some keys? 267 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,389 Okay? 268 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,567 Uh, okay. Well, since you guys 269 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,569 obviously got this, I'm-a go get a snack. 270 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:27,094 Yeah, you do that.Yeah, get back in the kitchen where you belong. 271 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,754 Okay, girl. I think we are finally ready 272 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,233 to put the new glass in. 273 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,844 Yay. [laughs] 274 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:38,975 Here we go. 275 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,978 Okay. Eh...All right. Uh... 276 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,284 There-- Ooh. Ooh, ooh. 277 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,633 Ooh. [gasps] Oh, my gosh. Look at that. 278 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,027 Perfect fit. 279 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,725 Damn straight. Good as new. 280 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,292 [gasps] 281 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,340 Oh, what happened? 282 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:59,256 What does it look like?! We're putting up curtains! 283 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:08,178 Come on, Calvin, you haven't spoken to me in an hour. 284 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:10,615 It's not my fault I had to go pee. 285 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,879 Look me in the eye and tell me 286 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:16,143 that you didn't sneak a drink at that ghost town saloon. 287 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,321 The sign said, "World's coldest lemonade." 288 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,802 Oh, God.You'd have to be crazy to pass that up! 289 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,500 I'll tell you what's crazy, 290 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:28,633 is that I ever thought it was a good idea to bring you along. 291 00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,635 Wow, Calvin. 292 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,334 That's even colder than the lemonade. 293 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,859 Finally, here comes a car. 294 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,035 W-What are you doing? 295 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,341 I'm waving this guy down 296 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,733 so I can get a ride to the gas station. 297 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,039 Are you kidding? You can't just 298 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,301 get into a car with some stranger. 299 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,912 He could be some kind of weirdo. 300 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:49,045 Dave, I've been in the car with a weirdo all day. 301 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,309 Yeah. And look where it's got you. 302 00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,187 Look, man, are you coming or what? 303 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,754 Uh-uh, no way. That lemonade was good, 304 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:05,279 but I don't want it to be the last thing I ever drink. 305 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:08,543 Fine. But if you see me coming back smiling at you, 306 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,284 it's a mirage. 307 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,420 Hey, uh, thanks for stopping. 308 00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,814 No problem. Where you headed? 309 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,772 Oh, just to the next gas station. 310 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:21,991 I'm Calvin. 311 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,385 Clem. Nice to meet you. 312 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,826 Good thing I drove by, 313 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,742 'cause it is not safe for you to be out here all by yourself. 314 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:37,311 I-I wasn't by myself. I was with my friend. 315 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,575 Oh, good. You saw him, too. 316 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,676 Okay, that's it. 317 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,112 I think we got it this time. 318 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,461 Here, let me test it. 319 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,463 No, no, no! I'll do it. 320 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,291 You got those freaky strong baby muscles. 321 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,430 Well, there you go. Solid as a rock. 322 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,693 Yeah. Suck it, Mr. Teeny Tiny Vest Man. 323 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:12,824 Ah, yes! 324 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,264 Hey, look at that. You guys fixed the window. 325 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,961 Hell yeah, we did. 326 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,398 Two times. 327 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,748 Okay, well, I got to say, I am impressed. 328 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,969 More importantly,your father will be, too.That's right. 329 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,928 And now he's gonna know that she doesn't have to sit around 330 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,408 waiting for him to get things done around here. 331 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,671 [chuckles] That is a good point. 332 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,151 In fact, he'll probably expect you 333 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,761 to do all the stuff he hasn't gotten to. 334 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,111 Yep. And if he's smart enough, he'll def-- 335 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,548 Wait, what? 336 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,682 And, I mean, you got all kinds of projects around here, Ma. 337 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,771 The closet door that sticks. 338 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,904 Oh, the clunking sound in the dryer. 339 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,601 That leaky bathroom faucet. 340 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:53,256 Uh, no problem. Tina can do that stuff in her sleep. 341 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,302 Yeah, you're right. 342 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:58,087 I could. But I'd rather make Calvin. 343 00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,921 I didn't get married to do this kind of work. 344 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:11,274 [banjo music playing] 345 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,327 So, I'm guessing that was your car 346 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,242 by the side of the road back there. 347 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:25,462 Uh, yeah. We got dug in when my friend made us pull over 348 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,508 so he could use the bathroom. 349 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,337 Well, she's a beauty. 350 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,296 Oh, thanks. I call her Angelique. 351 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,255 Really? 352 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,735 She told me her name was Mona. 353 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,043 Wait. 354 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,480 You thought my car was talking to you? 355 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:47,571 Well, either your car was talking to me or I'm crazy. 356 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,532 [chuckles] Good point. 357 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:56,885 [chuckles]: Ah, wow, still-still no reception. 358 00:16:56,928 --> 00:17:00,584 Oh, yeah, we are all alone out here. 359 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:03,152 It's what I call a real dead zone. 360 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:06,329 Y-You mean because of the cell service, right? 361 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:10,116 Hmm. I never thought of that. 362 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,293 You know, Calvin, 363 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,208 I think you and I could be friends. 364 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,470 Do you like basements? 365 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,082 No, no. I'm, uh, 366 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,780 I'm more of a wide-open spaces kind of guy. 367 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,522 Well, you're in luck, 'cause my house 368 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:28,438 is out in the middle of nowhere. 369 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:31,702 Great place to visit if you ever just want to disappear. 370 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,882 [chuckles] Well, uh, no, thank you. 371 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,493 Hey, I'd miss my wife too much 372 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:43,323 and my two sons who are both Navy SEALs. 373 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,458 Sounds like you have a beautiful family. 374 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:52,114 Well, thanks. Do you have one? 375 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:56,292 Yeah. Unfortunately, they're scattered everywhere. 376 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,817 Okay, you know, uh, I appreciate the ride, but, uh, 377 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:02,298 you know what, why don't you just let me out here? 378 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,649 Why? We were just about to tell each other our darkest secrets. 379 00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,651 And mine's a doozy. 380 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,569 No, uh, seriously, man, uh, let-let me out. 381 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,310 Sorry, Calvin. No can do. 382 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,399 Uh, no, I am serious. 383 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:19,054 Let me out this truck or else, man. 384 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,490 Or else what? 385 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,536 Or I'll scatter you! 386 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,233 [both scream, tires screech] 387 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,240 [truck driving off] 388 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,721 That's right, you better drive away, buster! 389 00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:36,202 Yeah, and stop talking to strangers' cars! 390 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,986 She don't know you! 391 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,164 You okay? 392 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,559 Yeah, man, how about you? You hit that window pretty hard. 393 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,127 I'm fine. But if we pass the world's biggest aspirin, 394 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,650 we're gonna stop and I'm gonna take it. 395 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,523 [laughs]: Hey, man, you should've seen that guy's face 396 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,786 when you popped up like that. 397 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,571 You scared the hell out of him.[chuckles] 398 00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,617 Well, I think I heard two screams. 399 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,446 Yeah, that-that, that's how much you scared him. 400 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:08,190 Hey, look, man, I-I'm just happy you're okay. 401 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,452 If something would've happened to you, 402 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,671 it would've been all my fault. 403 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,064 Nah, it would've been on me, too. 404 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:16,285 I mean, white guy, middle of the desert, 405 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,418 picking up a Black dude? 406 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,941 All the signs were there. 407 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,467 Well, I appreciate it, but you were right, you know. 408 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,600 I never should've made you take this stupid detour. 409 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:30,343 Well, actually, I don't know about that. 410 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,735 Really? 411 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,476 Yeah. I mean, uh, think about it. 412 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,261 You weren't wrong. 413 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,176 I mean, the journey 414 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,266 was definitely more interesting than the destination. 415 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:44,357 Well, it was a hell of an adventure. 416 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,751 Yeah, man. And think about the great story this will make. 417 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:51,451 Getting stranded in the desert, almost being kidnapped, 418 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:54,323 me saving you from a maniac. 419 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,892 What are you talking about? I'm the one who saved you. 420 00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,764 Well, you tell your story, I'll tell mine. 421 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,299 Wow, Calvin, this trophy is amazing. 422 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,257 Where are you gonna put it? 423 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:19,261 Under a blanket in the garage, because if Tina finds it, 424 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,655 it's going straight through Angelique's windshield. 425 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:26,268 Well, thanks again for bringing me along. 426 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:29,706 I can honestly say this has been the best road trip of all time. 427 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,535 I couldn't agree more. 428 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,233 [all screaming] 429 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,974 [gasps] 430 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,847 My gosh, Calvin, I just had the craziest dream. 431 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:43,242 That's funny. With me, the crazy stuff happens when I'm awake. 432 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,462 No...! 433 00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,247 [gasps] 434 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,726 [sighs] 435 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,602 Hey, you're right. 436 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,952 This is the world's coldest lemonade. 437 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:03,262 [shouts] Brain freeze! Take the wheel! 438 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:12,836 Captioning sponsored by CBS 439 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:17,101 and TOYOTA. 440 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:21,145 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 31029

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