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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,664 --> 00:01:07,995 I'm sleeping. 2 00:01:18,876 --> 00:01:20,104 You're okay? 3 00:01:24,115 --> 00:01:26,015 - Get up, get up! - No! 4 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:28,244 You try. 5 00:01:31,555 --> 00:01:33,716 Come on, this is gonna be your big day. 6 00:01:35,126 --> 00:01:37,287 We don't want to miss this opportunity. 7 00:01:42,066 --> 00:01:45,229 - All right? - Who's coming today? 8 00:01:47,838 --> 00:01:49,499 You know who's comin'. 9 00:01:51,342 --> 00:01:55,108 - Bobby. Bobby! - We got to, We got to. 10 00:01:55,179 --> 00:01:57,010 No! Bobby! 11 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:02,547 Watch out! No, no! 12 00:02:16,934 --> 00:02:18,595 April, you got to hurry up. 13 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,701 Okay, I'll be right there. 14 00:02:28,479 --> 00:02:29,810 April? 15 00:02:31,982 --> 00:02:33,142 I'm coming. 16 00:02:40,991 --> 00:02:42,151 Here I come. 17 00:03:01,245 --> 00:03:03,736 Joy? Joy? 18 00:03:09,687 --> 00:03:10,847 Honey? 19 00:03:26,470 --> 00:03:27,630 Joy? 20 00:03:32,476 --> 00:03:33,807 - Honey... - Dad! 21 00:03:33,878 --> 00:03:36,870 Have you seen your mother? I can't find your mother. 22 00:03:37,314 --> 00:03:38,645 No. 23 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:47,650 Where are you? 24 00:03:56,367 --> 00:03:58,096 - Would you knock? - Where is she? 25 00:03:58,168 --> 00:03:59,829 I don't know. Who? 26 00:04:00,971 --> 00:04:02,131 Your mother. 27 00:04:03,307 --> 00:04:04,865 Honey? 28 00:04:04,942 --> 00:04:06,170 Mom? 29 00:04:06,243 --> 00:04:07,733 - Mother? - Mommy? 30 00:04:20,524 --> 00:04:22,856 Okay, everybody, let's move it! 31 00:04:42,212 --> 00:04:44,544 - you need this? - Yeah, I think so. 32 00:05:22,586 --> 00:05:23,644 Bobby. 33 00:05:26,323 --> 00:05:27,483 Come on. 34 00:05:52,816 --> 00:05:54,306 - Here. - Uh-uh. No. 35 00:05:58,856 --> 00:06:00,346 Hot, hot, hot! 36 00:06:18,008 --> 00:06:21,637 - It doesn't really matter anyway. - Yes, It does. 37 00:06:21,712 --> 00:06:24,840 Bobby, they're probably not even gonna come. 38 00:06:29,019 --> 00:06:30,680 Hi, Mom. How you feelin'? 39 00:06:30,754 --> 00:06:32,585 - Great. - That's good. 40 00:06:35,092 --> 00:06:37,322 - How'd I do? - you did Great. 41 00:06:37,394 --> 00:06:38,861 Thought you'd think so. 42 00:06:38,929 --> 00:06:41,397 - Do you have your camera? - Absolutely. 43 00:06:41,465 --> 00:06:42,932 - you sure? - Positively. 44 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,160 Better check. 45 00:06:45,202 --> 00:06:48,194 - I know it's here somewhere. - What's taking so long? 46 00:06:48,272 --> 00:06:51,673 I'm just wondering if it isn't completely selfish of her, 47 00:06:51,742 --> 00:06:53,869 asking us to come all the way to New York. 48 00:06:53,944 --> 00:06:56,242 Should Mom even be traveling? 49 00:06:56,313 --> 00:06:58,804 Sweetie, if not now, when? 50 00:06:58,882 --> 00:07:03,376 It's just... I offered to make the meal, but that would've been too easy. 51 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:06,946 Honestly, Daddy, what makes her think she can cook all of a sudden? 52 00:07:07,024 --> 00:07:09,492 I don't remember her ever being in the kitchen. 53 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,050 And who got an "A" in Home Ec? 54 00:07:11,128 --> 00:07:13,426 And you know how proud we are of that, honey. 55 00:07:13,497 --> 00:07:15,658 - Could you zip me up, please? - Of course. 56 00:07:16,567 --> 00:07:19,365 Okay, it's gotta be here somewhere. 57 00:07:20,471 --> 00:07:22,735 - Honk the horn. - I'm sure they'll be right out. 58 00:07:22,806 --> 00:07:25,206 - Honk the horn, please. - We'll wake the neighbors. 59 00:07:25,275 --> 00:07:27,607 Screw the neighbors, honk the goddamn horn. 60 00:07:28,812 --> 00:07:29,904 Mom, please! 61 00:07:30,914 --> 00:07:32,905 Look, the zipper is not the problem. 62 00:07:32,983 --> 00:07:34,575 Actually, it kind of is. 63 00:07:34,651 --> 00:07:36,778 No, Dad, the zipper's not the problem. 64 00:07:36,854 --> 00:07:39,345 April is the problem. 65 00:07:39,423 --> 00:07:40,913 Okay, okay, here they come. 66 00:07:45,062 --> 00:07:47,428 - Hey. How you feeling? - Great. 67 00:07:47,498 --> 00:07:49,591 - Nauseous, dizzy? - I feel Great. 68 00:07:49,666 --> 00:07:51,657 - How'd you sleep? - I slept Great. 69 00:07:51,735 --> 00:07:53,896 The camera... it's not here. 70 00:07:53,971 --> 00:07:55,131 Better hurry. 71 00:07:58,976 --> 00:08:00,967 You know, Mom, all you have to say is, 72 00:08:01,044 --> 00:08:04,207 I don't feel up to it, and we'll all understand. 73 00:08:04,281 --> 00:08:05,942 - What now? - Forgot my camera. 74 00:08:06,016 --> 00:08:08,780 - Oh, Jesus. Where's your tie? - Do I have to wear a tie? 75 00:08:08,852 --> 00:08:11,184 - you did not just ask me that. - No, sir. 76 00:08:12,256 --> 00:08:13,280 You realize... 77 00:08:15,526 --> 00:08:18,689 - this Could very likely be the last... - Dad, your breath. 78 00:08:19,596 --> 00:08:21,427 - No numbness or discomfort? - No. 79 00:08:21,498 --> 00:08:22,590 - Headaches? - No. 80 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:24,930 - Nauseous, dizzy? - you asked That already. 81 00:08:25,002 --> 00:08:27,300 All you have to say is, I don't feel up to it. 82 00:08:27,371 --> 00:08:28,861 Is that all I have to say? 83 00:08:29,606 --> 00:08:31,335 Do you feel sweaty, clammy? 84 00:08:31,408 --> 00:08:34,070 Are your hands cold, warm? Are your fingers tingly? 85 00:08:34,144 --> 00:08:36,544 - Because All you have to say... - Beth, shut up. 86 00:08:37,548 --> 00:08:39,709 Morning, honey. How are you feeling? 87 00:08:41,151 --> 00:08:43,176 You can never have enough silverware. 88 00:08:44,354 --> 00:08:45,685 Look at these plates. 89 00:08:47,057 --> 00:08:48,217 Where did you get these? 90 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:51,591 Those are salt and pepper. 91 00:08:51,662 --> 00:08:53,823 I know what they're for. Where did you get them? 92 00:08:53,897 --> 00:08:55,296 From the store. 93 00:08:57,835 --> 00:08:59,496 We had these when I was a kid 94 00:09:01,872 --> 00:09:04,033 The one time Joy let me hold them, she said, 95 00:09:04,107 --> 00:09:06,268 Be careful. They're worth more than you are." 96 00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:08,341 That's terrible. 97 00:09:09,346 --> 00:09:10,836 Next year, they were gone 98 00:09:12,282 --> 00:09:13,306 So, what happened? 99 00:09:15,219 --> 00:09:17,244 A hammer I was holding fell on them. 100 00:09:21,558 --> 00:09:22,718 Good. 101 00:09:25,262 --> 00:09:27,093 How much were they? 102 00:09:28,165 --> 00:09:29,496 It wasn't cheap. 103 00:09:31,735 --> 00:09:33,566 How much did they cost? 104 00:09:39,076 --> 00:09:40,566 They were 50 cents. 105 00:09:45,782 --> 00:09:47,613 You got yourself a deal. 106 00:09:59,429 --> 00:10:02,421 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 107 00:10:13,510 --> 00:10:16,001 Hey, we've got a lot of cookin' to do. 108 00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:18,809 At 375 degrees and fully stuffed, 109 00:10:18,882 --> 00:10:21,578 a 15-pound turkey will take five hours to cook 110 00:10:21,652 --> 00:10:24,177 if you figure 20 minutes a pound. 111 00:10:24,254 --> 00:10:26,313 Leave an hour to cool. 112 00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:29,587 - What are you saying? - We got time. 113 00:10:38,268 --> 00:10:41,931 Mashed potatoes, gravy. Sweet potatoes... 114 00:10:42,005 --> 00:10:45,338 cut up, melt some butter, sprinkle on brown sugar. 115 00:10:45,409 --> 00:10:48,003 Green bean casserole made with green bean stuff, 116 00:10:48,078 --> 00:10:51,070 another dish made with crushed crackers and oysters. 117 00:10:51,148 --> 00:10:52,479 Sounds hard... isn't. 118 00:10:52,549 --> 00:10:55,450 Just dot it with butter, and right before baking, 119 00:10:55,519 --> 00:10:57,419 barely cover it with hot milk 120 00:10:57,487 --> 00:11:00,320 Cranberry sauce... open the can, pop it on a serving dish. 121 00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:02,858 - How simple is that? - What else? 122 00:11:02,926 --> 00:11:05,326 Waldorf salad made with apples, celery, nuts, grapes, 123 00:11:05,395 --> 00:11:07,158 and the dressing mixed with mayonnaise 124 00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:09,562 and thinned with milk or cream and sweetener. 125 00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:14,366 Pumpkin pie... store-bought from the very, very expensive store. 126 00:11:19,309 --> 00:11:22,472 Okay, watch your step. 127 00:11:25,048 --> 00:11:27,039 Nice and easy 128 00:11:32,322 --> 00:11:34,813 Don't even think about... 129 00:11:34,891 --> 00:11:37,860 - Mom! - Beth, it's for me when I'm old, 130 00:11:37,928 --> 00:11:40,590 so I can always remember this day. 131 00:11:40,664 --> 00:11:41,995 Nice and easy 132 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:44,599 Almost there. 133 00:11:45,802 --> 00:11:47,531 - There We are. - Hi, Grandma. 134 00:11:50,173 --> 00:11:53,404 I'm Beth, your granddaughter. 135 00:11:53,477 --> 00:11:55,945 Aren't you a love? 136 00:11:58,849 --> 00:12:02,512 - Hi, I'm Timmy. - Timmy's your grandson. 137 00:12:04,755 --> 00:12:07,417 Well, you don't say. 138 00:12:18,969 --> 00:12:23,372 - I know you. - Hi, Mom. did you eat? 139 00:12:24,374 --> 00:12:26,865 Hot, Jim. Get whatever's hot. 140 00:12:27,911 --> 00:12:29,902 Good morning. Welcome to Krispy Kreme 141 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:31,743 May I take your order? 142 00:12:31,815 --> 00:12:34,443 I'll have a vanilla-covered cream-filled, please. 143 00:12:34,518 --> 00:12:36,452 - Can I get... - And two glazed crullers... 144 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,284 Actually, I do want strawberry with the powder on top. 145 00:12:39,356 --> 00:12:40,516 Do they have doughnuts? 146 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:42,751 Remember, everybody, April is cooking. 147 00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:45,454 We'll need an extra dozen glazed. 148 00:12:49,466 --> 00:12:51,366 What do you think about cloth napkins? 149 00:12:51,435 --> 00:12:53,665 - Think they'd be better? - Paper is fine. 150 00:12:53,737 --> 00:12:56,763 No, I'm worried that the paper will feel kind of papery. 151 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,671 Do we have to talk about this now? 152 00:13:00,243 --> 00:13:03,371 I could pick them up while I'm out doin' that thing I gotta do. 153 00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:07,577 - You're going out? - I gotta Do That thing, you know. 154 00:13:07,651 --> 00:13:09,642 I think you'll like why. 155 00:13:11,388 --> 00:13:14,721 I want you to go out. I want you to go out now. 156 00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:17,521 - But I wanna help. - This is how you'll help me. 157 00:13:17,594 --> 00:13:20,586 You go and do your thing and... 158 00:13:20,664 --> 00:13:23,098 - I'm fine. - Really? 159 00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:27,367 Bobby, it's gonna be easier without you. 160 00:13:40,717 --> 00:13:42,548 - I'm goin'. - Bye. 161 00:14:08,879 --> 00:14:10,813 So, now tell me... 162 00:14:10,881 --> 00:14:14,044 how could anyone not believe in God? 163 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:33,500 - There you go. - They don't deserve decorations. 164 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:34,969 Yeah, but you do. 165 00:15:39,703 --> 00:15:40,692 No! 166 00:15:41,605 --> 00:15:42,936 No, no, no! 167 00:15:57,454 --> 00:15:58,580 Come on. 168 00:16:02,392 --> 00:16:03,723 Bobby! 169 00:16:12,269 --> 00:16:13,759 Yeah. This is Anthony 170 00:16:13,837 --> 00:16:17,238 I'm out If you have a building problem. Hang on in 171 00:16:17,307 --> 00:16:18,706 I'll be back tomorrow 172 00:16:18,775 --> 00:16:21,209 And. Oh. Yeah... have a nice Thanksgiving 173 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,940 We want you to know that your call is important to us 174 00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:30,919 In an effort to serve you better. Yourestimated wait time is 175 00:16:31,821 --> 00:16:33,812 48 minutes 176 00:16:38,094 --> 00:16:39,254 Mom? 177 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,864 How's it going in there? 178 00:16:48,972 --> 00:16:50,132 Good job. 179 00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:57,539 Hello? 180 00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:11,454 If you keep knocking like that, you are going to wake me up. 181 00:17:11,528 --> 00:17:14,725 - That's the... - You don't want to wake me up. 182 00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:19,863 If you want my opinion... 183 00:17:20,203 --> 00:17:22,535 Nobody wants your opinion. Nobody wants your opinion. 184 00:17:22,605 --> 00:17:24,732 - Stay out Of it. - did Dad even ask? 185 00:17:24,808 --> 00:17:28,300 - I'm not talking to you! - you always Do this. 186 00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:32,041 You should take charge and turn this car around. This is... 187 00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:33,639 - Mom. - Hey, you. 188 00:17:33,717 --> 00:17:35,378 - Here, let me. - Beth, back. 189 00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:37,352 We were worried, honey. Are you okay? 190 00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:39,650 I'm good, honey. I'm great, I feel fine. 191 00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:41,884 I'm the excited one now. 192 00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,118 Really? Why is that? 193 00:17:43,193 --> 00:17:44,888 Well, let's see. 194 00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:47,395 - I have Fritos, Cheetos... - No, Joy... 195 00:17:47,464 --> 00:17:49,898 - Oh, Timmy... Snowballs. - No, stop it! 196 00:17:49,966 --> 00:17:52,526 - Mom, a Nutter Butter. - That's enough, stop it. 197 00:17:52,602 --> 00:17:53,899 It's not right... not now, 198 00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:57,167 not when April is hard at work making all your favorites. 199 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:01,074 Not when she called to check the ingredients of a certain recipe. 200 00:18:01,144 --> 00:18:03,305 I'm nipping this in the bud right now. 201 00:18:06,282 --> 00:18:09,115 I bet she called collect. I will never call collect. 202 00:18:09,185 --> 00:18:11,949 Aren't you the most perfect thing ever? 203 00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:14,512 Did someone say April? 204 00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:18,623 Yes, Grandma, she's your other granddaughter. 205 00:18:18,695 --> 00:18:21,926 I know. I thought she was dead. 206 00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:26,128 - Honey, don't. That's wasteful. - Look, I'm gonna say this once. 207 00:18:26,202 --> 00:18:27,692 What? 208 00:18:27,771 --> 00:18:29,762 We're gonna have a very nice time. 209 00:18:29,839 --> 00:18:33,434 - You don't actually believe that. - It's possible, I think, yes. 210 00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:37,207 - Well, you're a better man than me. - That's funny. "Better man." 211 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,544 Don't get me wrong. I'm glad we're going. 212 00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:43,211 This way, instead of April showing up with some new piercing 213 00:18:43,286 --> 00:18:48,053 or some ugly new tattoo, and... God forbid... staying overnight, 214 00:18:48,124 --> 00:18:49,955 this way, we get to show up, 215 00:18:50,026 --> 00:18:53,257 experience the disaster that is her life, smile through it, 216 00:18:53,329 --> 00:18:55,729 and before you know it, we're on our way home. 217 00:18:55,799 --> 00:18:59,235 - We don't know it's a disaster. - I know. Believe me, I know. 218 00:18:59,302 --> 00:19:01,827 - Miss me? - you bet. 219 00:19:01,905 --> 00:19:03,839 April's doing a lot better. 220 00:19:03,907 --> 00:19:06,705 She's had a couple of real jobs, 221 00:19:06,776 --> 00:19:08,505 she's found a new place, 222 00:19:08,578 --> 00:19:10,876 Eddie the drug dealer is history, 223 00:19:10,947 --> 00:19:14,644 and... she's met this new guy 224 00:19:14,717 --> 00:19:16,184 Great. 225 00:19:16,252 --> 00:19:18,015 This guy sounds promising. 226 00:19:18,087 --> 00:19:20,021 - is That so? - Oh, Yeah, he does. 227 00:19:20,857 --> 00:19:24,020 And why is that? Tell us, please, why? 228 00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:28,052 Apparently, this guy Bobby... 229 00:19:28,131 --> 00:19:29,621 reminds her of me. 230 00:19:45,849 --> 00:19:47,680 Eugene, somebody's at the door. 231 00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:51,346 Who is it? 232 00:19:51,421 --> 00:19:55,414 Hi, I'm in 3C. I need some help. 233 00:19:55,492 --> 00:19:56,481 Help? 234 00:20:01,364 --> 00:20:05,357 - Hi. I have a problem. - Who is it? 235 00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:08,632 It's the new girl in 3C. Says she's got a problem. 236 00:20:08,705 --> 00:20:11,105 - What? - Problems, Eugene. 237 00:20:11,174 --> 00:20:12,937 The girl's got problems. 238 00:20:13,009 --> 00:20:16,376 She's white, she's got her youth, 239 00:20:16,446 --> 00:20:19,006 her whole privileged life ahead of her. 240 00:20:20,617 --> 00:20:24,053 I am looking forward to hearing about her problems. 241 00:20:39,402 --> 00:20:41,302 That's the short version. 242 00:20:41,371 --> 00:20:44,465 - Oh, my. - Goddamn! 243 00:20:44,541 --> 00:20:47,738 If I told you the long version, you wouldn't have cried. 244 00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:49,573 And she's how old? 245 00:20:49,646 --> 00:20:52,638 She had me when she was my age, so she's 42. 246 00:20:52,715 --> 00:20:55,548 - I'm 42. - You're 45. 247 00:20:58,354 --> 00:21:00,288 I can't imagine. 248 00:21:00,356 --> 00:21:03,223 The truth is, none of us know. 249 00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:05,625 Eugene here could be chewin' on his supper 250 00:21:05,695 --> 00:21:09,028 and choke to death on a turkey bone this very day. 251 00:21:09,098 --> 00:21:10,156 We just don't know. 252 00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:13,862 But to realize your time is almost up, 253 00:21:13,937 --> 00:21:17,236 and you have one last chance to do the things you love, 254 00:21:17,307 --> 00:21:18,968 and be with those you love... 255 00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:20,373 Goddamn! 256 00:21:20,443 --> 00:21:23,606 You poor thing. Your poor mother. 257 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,342 Yes. No. 258 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,577 You must have a special relationship. 259 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:34,886 We do, yes. We're very close. 260 00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:37,324 More like sisters. She's like, my best... 261 00:21:37,393 --> 00:21:39,384 You don't get along, do you? 262 00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:43,458 No, not at all. Never have. 263 00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:45,660 - Oh, dear. - Evette. 264 00:21:46,736 --> 00:21:48,567 I know, baby, I know. 265 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,968 Look, sweetie, we have our own meal to make. 266 00:21:53,610 --> 00:21:55,942 - I understand. - But, wait, don't move. 267 00:21:56,012 --> 00:21:58,947 Tina's comin' with the boys about 2:00? 268 00:21:59,015 --> 00:22:02,178 - That's right. - And Glen will be late, as always. 269 00:22:02,251 --> 00:22:04,378 Do we even know if Rasheed is coming? 270 00:22:04,454 --> 00:22:06,718 - I know what you're thinkin'. - 'Course you do. 271 00:22:06,789 --> 00:22:08,381 You always know what I'm thinkin'. 272 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,289 Here's what. 273 00:22:12,095 --> 00:22:15,360 We'll put off cooking ours until 10:30. 274 00:22:15,431 --> 00:22:16,921 That'll get you started, 275 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,835 and then you'll have two hours plus to find another oven. 276 00:22:21,904 --> 00:22:23,235 How's that sound? 277 00:22:43,326 --> 00:22:45,794 - this yours? - Yo, I got a message for you. 278 00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:47,762 - What? - Tyrone's lookin' for you. 279 00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:50,663 - I don't know no Tyrone. - Yeah, Well, he knows you. 280 00:23:05,848 --> 00:23:08,009 This is a nice thing you're doing for her. 281 00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:10,484 - not really. - It is. It's a nice gesture. 282 00:23:10,553 --> 00:23:13,215 - Isn't it nice, Eugene? - I have a question. 283 00:23:13,289 --> 00:23:16,019 Nice writes letters, nice goes home to visit. 284 00:23:16,092 --> 00:23:17,787 You mean you haven't been back? 285 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:21,261 - Hell, No. - not since she got sick? 286 00:23:21,330 --> 00:23:24,527 It's... she likes it better that way. 287 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,000 - I don't believe you. - Believe me. 288 00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:29,834 - I'm the first pancake. - What Do you mean? 289 00:23:29,906 --> 00:23:32,033 She's the one you're supposed to throw out. 290 00:23:32,108 --> 00:23:34,338 - Now I have a question. - What? 291 00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:35,934 Did you stuff it? 292 00:23:39,315 --> 00:23:41,146 Has the bird been stuffed? 293 00:23:41,217 --> 00:23:44,516 - Yeah. - With What? 294 00:23:44,587 --> 00:23:47,681 A... stalk of celery... I don't know. 295 00:23:47,757 --> 00:23:49,247 Celery's good. 296 00:23:49,325 --> 00:23:51,418 - Onion. - Onion's good. 297 00:23:51,494 --> 00:23:54,088 Mostly it's just the mix from the box. 298 00:23:56,632 --> 00:23:58,361 You used store-bought stuffing. 299 00:23:59,635 --> 00:24:02,570 Yeah. Is that a bad thing? 300 00:24:02,638 --> 00:24:04,902 No, it'll be fine. 301 00:24:04,974 --> 00:24:07,204 What was I supposed to use? 302 00:24:07,276 --> 00:24:09,267 I'm sure it's a great brand. A fine brand. 303 00:24:09,345 --> 00:24:11,108 You don't use store-bought stuffing. 304 00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:14,081 Please, Eugene, your first turkey. 305 00:24:14,150 --> 00:24:16,983 Need I remind you of that half-cooked affair? 306 00:24:17,053 --> 00:24:19,681 The meat all pink, no flavor whatsoever, 307 00:24:19,756 --> 00:24:22,589 and the next year, your burnt the poor bird. 308 00:24:26,295 --> 00:24:27,694 You remember that, right? 309 00:24:29,031 --> 00:24:30,191 No, I don't remember. 310 00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:33,531 That's why I'm here, baby, so you don't forget anything. 311 00:24:33,603 --> 00:24:37,164 Yeah? Thanks a lot. Pass me them beans. 312 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,730 April, don't worry about it. 313 00:25:07,003 --> 00:25:09,335 Honey, what are you doing? I don't need a map. 314 00:25:09,405 --> 00:25:11,930 - I want to take an alternate route. - Dad knows the way. 315 00:25:12,008 --> 00:25:14,101 Back roads, see things we've never seen. 316 00:25:14,177 --> 00:25:16,338 This way, the day won't be a complete waste. 317 00:25:16,412 --> 00:25:18,972 - I hope we're not late. - We don't want to be early. 318 00:25:19,048 --> 00:25:20,379 I'm giving you a choice. 319 00:25:20,449 --> 00:25:23,043 You can either let me study the map... 320 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,852 or you can rely on my uncanny sense of direction. 321 00:25:26,923 --> 00:25:29,255 - Which will It be? - Uncanny sense Of direction. 322 00:25:29,325 --> 00:25:30,314 Okay... 323 00:25:31,994 --> 00:25:33,154 Where are we? 324 00:26:24,647 --> 00:26:26,581 Careful now. Don't let the heat out. 325 00:26:29,252 --> 00:26:30,412 How's it look? 326 00:26:31,821 --> 00:26:34,654 I... wouldn't know. 327 00:26:38,527 --> 00:26:40,188 What's he making? 328 00:26:40,263 --> 00:26:42,254 Tell her what you're making. 329 00:26:43,566 --> 00:26:45,557 Nothing special this year. 330 00:26:45,635 --> 00:26:50,004 No. Just sweet potato soup with buttered pecans, 331 00:26:50,072 --> 00:26:53,473 herbed oyster stuffing, giblet gravy, 332 00:26:53,542 --> 00:26:56,511 some lemon-rosemary green beans 333 00:26:56,579 --> 00:26:59,742 sauteed red Swiss chard with garlic, 334 00:26:59,815 --> 00:27:01,612 hickory nut ice cream, 335 00:27:01,684 --> 00:27:04,278 and maple pumpkin pie. 336 00:27:05,321 --> 00:27:08,381 - Wow. - Nothing special this year. 337 00:27:08,457 --> 00:27:11,324 - Yeah, right. - How about you? 338 00:27:16,165 --> 00:27:17,826 Turkey, gravy... 339 00:27:19,568 --> 00:27:20,626 a Waldorf salad. 340 00:27:20,703 --> 00:27:23,297 Waldorf salad. That sounds unusual. 341 00:27:23,372 --> 00:27:27,706 It's made with different kinds of fruits and nuts. 342 00:27:27,777 --> 00:27:30,007 The dressing's pretty much mayonnaise. 343 00:27:30,079 --> 00:27:32,172 Then mashed potatoes, of course, 344 00:27:32,248 --> 00:27:34,773 and cranberry sauce, which is easy. 345 00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:36,010 Just open the can. 346 00:27:37,486 --> 00:27:39,181 Oh, sweetie. 347 00:27:40,856 --> 00:27:42,721 I like it from the can. 348 00:27:42,792 --> 00:27:45,454 Nobody likes it from the can. 349 00:27:53,669 --> 00:27:56,229 It was a squirrel, I think... 350 00:27:56,305 --> 00:27:59,206 or a very small raccoon. 351 00:28:03,245 --> 00:28:06,237 - Jim? - Yes, Joy? 352 00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:09,210 Hop to. 353 00:28:17,093 --> 00:28:18,754 Mom's lookin' for a spot. 354 00:28:37,546 --> 00:28:39,912 We're sorry we didn't know you. 355 00:28:39,982 --> 00:28:43,110 We hope it was quick, and... 356 00:28:43,185 --> 00:28:45,915 That's fine. Beth, a song? 357 00:28:45,988 --> 00:28:47,148 No. 358 00:28:51,227 --> 00:28:53,559 I think Tim pretty much said it all. 359 00:28:53,629 --> 00:28:55,290 Then what are we waiting for? 360 00:29:02,304 --> 00:29:03,965 Okay, pour it in, sweetie. 361 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,999 That's it. Look at you. You're a natural. 362 00:29:08,077 --> 00:29:09,066 Right. 363 00:29:09,145 --> 00:29:11,807 While we're waiting for it to dissolve, you stir. 364 00:29:15,351 --> 00:29:17,182 Yeah. You go, girl! 365 00:29:17,253 --> 00:29:18,914 Stop it. It's nothing. 366 00:29:18,988 --> 00:29:20,649 Have you ever done it before? 367 00:29:20,723 --> 00:29:22,884 - No. - Then it's not nothing. 368 00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:25,756 - Excuse me. I just wanna... - What's next? 369 00:29:25,828 --> 00:29:29,662 Next, we let it simmer until it becomes a lovely texture. 370 00:29:29,732 --> 00:29:33,634 - Please, Could you just... - Then We let It cool off. 371 00:29:33,702 --> 00:29:34,862 Ladies, please. 372 00:29:34,937 --> 00:29:37,633 Honey, please just use your words and we'll move. 373 00:29:40,142 --> 00:29:43,134 Don't worry about Eugene. He always gets a little fussy. 374 00:29:43,212 --> 00:29:46,511 - Any luck finding another place? - I haven't even started. 375 00:29:46,582 --> 00:29:48,413 - Probably the sooner... - Evette. 376 00:29:48,484 --> 00:29:50,748 The sooner you find another oven, the better. 377 00:29:51,554 --> 00:29:53,044 I'm coming, Eugene. 378 00:29:53,122 --> 00:29:55,181 - Don't worry. Done. - Okay. 379 00:30:03,332 --> 00:30:08,861 Hi. Eugene and Evette in 2B... do you know them? 380 00:30:08,938 --> 00:30:12,533 They're helping me for the time being, and I was just wondering if... 381 00:30:12,608 --> 00:30:17,238 See, my family's coming, and my mom, she's... 382 00:30:17,313 --> 00:30:18,974 It's complicated. 383 00:30:19,048 --> 00:30:23,542 Then the oven or the stove... I don't know what it's called... started... 384 00:30:23,619 --> 00:30:25,280 Sorry. 385 00:30:27,289 --> 00:30:29,223 The truth is, she's a rotten mother, 386 00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:31,987 so I don't even know why you'd want to help me anyway. 387 00:30:32,061 --> 00:30:36,225 It's funny. My mother was a mean woman, too. Nasty. 388 00:30:36,966 --> 00:30:39,696 There wasn't a nice bone in her body. 389 00:30:41,537 --> 00:30:45,029 She smoked non-stop, cheated at cards, 390 00:30:45,107 --> 00:30:49,373 and she complained every day of her life. 391 00:30:51,113 --> 00:30:53,445 - Sorry. - you know What? 392 00:30:54,650 --> 00:31:00,589 There's nothing I wouldn't do for a chance to spend more time with her. 393 00:31:07,696 --> 00:31:09,027 So you'll help me then? 394 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,329 Mi casa. Su casa 395 00:31:25,281 --> 00:31:26,441 Help. 396 00:31:27,616 --> 00:31:30,608 Yo, Latrell, man, this is Bobby. I'm at the spot. 397 00:31:30,686 --> 00:31:32,347 Call me back. 398 00:31:32,421 --> 00:31:38,087 I'm at 212-737-3858. 399 00:31:39,361 --> 00:31:40,521 All right. 400 00:31:46,735 --> 00:31:49,033 This is great. You don't know what this means. 401 00:31:49,104 --> 00:31:50,594 - It's such a big help. - Good. 402 00:31:50,673 --> 00:31:53,836 - By the way, I'm April in 3C. - Tish in 4A. 403 00:31:53,909 --> 00:31:57,242 Thank you, Tish in 4A. Thank you, thank you. 404 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,407 My family thanks you. 405 00:32:07,189 --> 00:32:09,680 Okay, last one. 406 00:32:36,318 --> 00:32:38,650 There's our Christmas card. Come on, Mom. 407 00:32:41,123 --> 00:32:44,786 - Without April? - since when was she in the picture? 408 00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:46,691 Wait. Wait! 409 00:33:09,818 --> 00:33:11,149 I'm coming. 410 00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:25,764 You can keep the mitts. 411 00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:30,498 - Where's the strainer? - Good luck. 412 00:33:30,572 --> 00:33:31,732 Thanks. 413 00:33:47,890 --> 00:33:51,621 - Hi, it's just me. - Can I talk to you for a second? 414 00:33:51,694 --> 00:33:53,787 - Sure. - Alone. 415 00:33:59,501 --> 00:34:01,025 Yeah. Okay. 416 00:34:01,103 --> 00:34:03,469 There's something I need you to know. 417 00:34:04,373 --> 00:34:06,705 I never eat anything that has a face. 418 00:34:08,010 --> 00:34:11,343 Don't worry, you won't be eating it. I'll just be using your oven. 419 00:34:11,413 --> 00:34:14,280 But for me, that was once a living, breathing soul. 420 00:34:14,350 --> 00:34:17,444 - I'm a vegetarian. I understand. - But I'm a vegan. 421 00:34:17,519 --> 00:34:20,010 Even the smell of flesh cooking... 422 00:34:21,323 --> 00:34:22,813 I don't think I can help you. 423 00:34:35,137 --> 00:34:38,629 Latrell, man, this is Bobby. I'm at the spot. 424 00:34:41,777 --> 00:34:43,608 Can anybody hear me? 425 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:46,079 Does anybody have a stove I can borrow? 426 00:34:46,148 --> 00:34:49,584 - please? - Try Wayne in 5D. 427 00:34:49,651 --> 00:34:51,676 He's got a new stove. 428 00:34:51,754 --> 00:34:53,244 Talk louder, lady. 429 00:34:54,089 --> 00:35:00,085 Try Wayne in 5D. He's got a new stove! 430 00:35:00,162 --> 00:35:01,254 Thank you. 431 00:35:05,601 --> 00:35:07,091 Hey, babe. 432 00:35:07,169 --> 00:35:10,229 I'm just callin' to see how everything is goin'. 433 00:35:10,305 --> 00:35:13,240 If you don't need me, you don't have to pick up. 434 00:35:13,308 --> 00:35:16,869 I'm just callin' to make sure you're doin' fine 435 00:35:16,945 --> 00:35:18,105 I love you 436 00:35:20,282 --> 00:35:22,113 Okay 437 00:35:22,184 --> 00:35:24,846 I need this. 438 00:35:26,054 --> 00:35:30,650 - If I Could borrow your... - They don't speak English. 439 00:35:30,726 --> 00:35:32,216 I know that. 440 00:35:33,028 --> 00:35:37,465 - If I Could borrow... - You're wasting your time. 441 00:35:39,802 --> 00:35:41,292 Excuse me. 442 00:35:47,142 --> 00:35:48,166 Excuse me. 443 00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:53,140 Are you Wayne? 444 00:35:56,452 --> 00:35:58,784 Wayne with the new stove. 445 00:35:58,854 --> 00:36:01,914 Technically, it's a self-cleaning convection oven. 446 00:36:01,990 --> 00:36:04,823 It has an automatic meat thermometer, 447 00:36:04,893 --> 00:36:08,556 audible preheat signal, dual bake element, 448 00:36:08,630 --> 00:36:11,929 hot surface lights, roasting rack, 449 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,831 and my favorite... 450 00:36:15,704 --> 00:36:18,104 the frameless glass oven door 451 00:36:18,173 --> 00:36:21,665 with deluxe big-view window. 452 00:36:22,411 --> 00:36:26,404 Wow. It's beautiful. 453 00:36:30,152 --> 00:36:31,483 Yes, it is. 454 00:36:34,823 --> 00:36:37,223 - I don't know how to ask this... - be my guest. 455 00:36:37,292 --> 00:36:39,522 - Really? - We'd be delighted. 456 00:36:40,829 --> 00:36:42,160 Bernadette. 457 00:36:42,231 --> 00:36:45,291 It's all right. She doesn't bite. 458 00:36:53,976 --> 00:36:55,466 Latrell, where you at, man? 459 00:36:55,544 --> 00:36:57,978 - Where am I? - Yeah, Where you at? 460 00:36:59,147 --> 00:37:01,479 So the big man wants to know where Latrell is 461 00:37:01,550 --> 00:37:03,541 Hell, yeah, I wanna know where you at. 462 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,480 Right here. 463 00:37:06,555 --> 00:37:08,819 Where you been, man? You're gonna make me late. 464 00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:12,019 - Where you been? - I been standin' right here. 465 00:37:12,094 --> 00:37:13,527 Do we know a Tyrone? 466 00:37:14,630 --> 00:37:16,655 - Tyrell? - Tyrone. 467 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:20,361 Anyway, how far we got to go? 468 00:37:22,204 --> 00:37:23,694 Here she is. 469 00:37:27,242 --> 00:37:28,766 You gotta be kiddin' me. 470 00:37:30,379 --> 00:37:33,212 - you said you worked in retail. - I didn't lie. 471 00:37:33,282 --> 00:37:34,442 Help me out. 472 00:37:38,921 --> 00:37:40,582 Quality men's clothes? 473 00:37:40,656 --> 00:37:43,853 You told me you can get me a deal on quality men's clothes. 474 00:37:43,926 --> 00:37:47,259 You'll get some quality men's clothes. Trust me. 475 00:37:48,463 --> 00:37:51,125 Trust you. Come on, man. 476 00:37:54,536 --> 00:37:57,334 - I had you All wrong, man. - you had me wrong. 477 00:37:57,406 --> 00:37:59,567 'Cause I thought you was the type of brother 478 00:37:59,641 --> 00:38:05,443 that ain't really need no fancy labels or no Armani Prada bullshit. 479 00:38:05,514 --> 00:38:07,106 Get outta here, man. 480 00:38:07,182 --> 00:38:09,241 Ninety percent of the people in the world 481 00:38:09,318 --> 00:38:11,047 would love to have these clothes. 482 00:38:11,119 --> 00:38:14,680 What I'm tryin' to tell you is, as long as it's useful, 483 00:38:14,756 --> 00:38:16,417 as long as we can wear it, 484 00:38:16,491 --> 00:38:19,619 as long as people that we love can wear it, 485 00:38:19,695 --> 00:38:21,356 it's gonna be on that rack. 486 00:38:21,430 --> 00:38:23,261 So, best get to lookin'. 487 00:38:23,332 --> 00:38:26,130 Were I you, I'd start down there. 488 00:38:26,201 --> 00:38:29,193 Were I you, if I don't find nothin', you better not be here. 489 00:38:29,538 --> 00:38:33,497 Pull over, Jim. Pull over now, now! 490 00:38:33,575 --> 00:38:35,975 - are you woozy? - Do you feel sick? 491 00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:38,308 - Do you feel tired? - Do you need some fresh air? 492 00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:41,178 - Mom, you should probably... - I'm fine. 493 00:38:41,249 --> 00:38:44,116 I'm fine. I just... 494 00:38:44,186 --> 00:38:47,019 It's just... I keep waiting for a good time to tell you, 495 00:38:47,089 --> 00:38:49,717 but there's really no good time. 496 00:38:49,791 --> 00:38:51,782 I need everyone to listen. 497 00:38:55,664 --> 00:38:57,154 I don't know how to say this. 498 00:39:00,669 --> 00:39:03,467 We need to discuss how each of you... Oh, God... 499 00:39:03,538 --> 00:39:04,869 It's okay, sweetie. 500 00:39:09,177 --> 00:39:12,510 How each of you, in your own way, 501 00:39:12,581 --> 00:39:14,708 is going to handle... 502 00:39:19,287 --> 00:39:22,620 discarding food without letting our hostess know. 503 00:39:24,092 --> 00:39:27,152 Oh, please. Joy, really. 504 00:39:29,164 --> 00:39:30,791 That's not very funny. 505 00:39:34,269 --> 00:39:36,203 Here's what I suggest... 506 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,503 Take a bite of whatever it is... let's say the green bean casserole. 507 00:39:42,577 --> 00:39:46,104 Pretend to chew, cough, bring napkin to mouth, 508 00:39:46,181 --> 00:39:49,082 spit food into napkin, excuse yourself. 509 00:39:49,151 --> 00:39:51,346 Drop food in toilet. 510 00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:52,580 Flush. 511 00:40:16,745 --> 00:40:19,908 Honey, roll it tighter next time. 512 00:40:22,651 --> 00:40:23,982 Sorry, Mom. 513 00:40:30,058 --> 00:40:33,221 Won't you tell me why? 514 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,792 Tell me why. 515 00:40:51,847 --> 00:40:53,838 The thing about Smack Daddy is... 516 00:40:53,915 --> 00:40:56,042 - Who? - Smack Daddy. 517 00:40:56,118 --> 00:40:57,608 Have I ever heard of Smack Daddy? 518 00:40:57,686 --> 00:40:59,677 He's a black singer, Dad. You wouldn't know him. 519 00:40:59,755 --> 00:41:05,091 Oh, no, I never heard of... James Brown or Barry White, 520 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,752 or Puffy the Dog. 521 00:41:06,828 --> 00:41:08,989 - May I finish? - please. 522 00:41:09,064 --> 00:41:12,932 The thing about Smack Daddy is, you know with him, 523 00:41:13,001 --> 00:41:15,765 it's no one-night stand, that it's forever. 524 00:41:15,837 --> 00:41:18,271 Millions want him, 525 00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:22,242 but it's as if he's only singin' to me... baby. 526 00:41:23,445 --> 00:41:24,605 Age doesn't matter. 527 00:41:24,679 --> 00:41:27,512 He doesn't care that I'm old and sick and falling apart. 528 00:41:27,582 --> 00:41:29,049 He sees my soul. He's not fickle. 529 00:41:29,117 --> 00:41:31,881 - He's there for me. - Like Dad? 530 00:41:31,953 --> 00:41:33,784 Well, your father can't sing. 531 00:41:35,457 --> 00:41:39,791 But Smack Daddy... man alive, is he sexy, which.. 532 00:41:41,329 --> 00:41:44,264 it does lead to this whole sexual thing. 533 00:41:44,332 --> 00:41:45,822 I mean, it... 534 00:41:47,102 --> 00:41:50,697 does bring up some sort of nice memories. 535 00:41:51,373 --> 00:41:54,536 - you mean With Dad, right? - Him, too. 536 00:42:14,029 --> 00:42:15,189 Hello? 537 00:42:17,265 --> 00:42:18,425 Hello? 538 00:42:19,501 --> 00:42:22,993 - What? - Hello. It's you. 539 00:42:25,473 --> 00:42:28,306 I was knocking on a lot of doors looking for you. 540 00:42:29,544 --> 00:42:31,034 Yours was ajar. 541 00:42:31,112 --> 00:42:33,637 Come in. How's it goin'? 542 00:42:39,554 --> 00:42:41,886 No foreseeable problems. 543 00:42:41,957 --> 00:42:43,948 I was about to check your turkey myself. 544 00:42:44,025 --> 00:42:46,619 Then I thought, since it's yours, 545 00:42:46,695 --> 00:42:48,686 maybe you'd prefer to do the checking. 546 00:42:54,603 --> 00:42:58,266 I certainly could do it for you, and will, if you'd like. 547 00:42:58,974 --> 00:43:00,441 Didn't want to presume... 548 00:43:02,077 --> 00:43:03,408 That's fine, whatever. 549 00:43:06,948 --> 00:43:08,540 It's a common misconception 550 00:43:08,617 --> 00:43:11,609 that you can just stick a turkey in the oven. 551 00:43:11,686 --> 00:43:15,213 Turkey needs to be tended to, he needs to be cared for lovingly. 552 00:43:15,290 --> 00:43:18,123 One must pay close attention to poultry. 553 00:43:20,295 --> 00:43:21,455 Sure. 554 00:43:22,497 --> 00:43:23,657 So much can go wrong. 555 00:43:23,732 --> 00:43:29,102 A turkey can burn in places, be overcooked, undercooked... 556 00:43:29,170 --> 00:43:31,764 which is a health hazard... and what about basting? 557 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,934 Look, Wayne, I'll be up in a second, okay? 558 00:43:39,047 --> 00:43:40,537 The second's up. 559 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:46,951 Just give me a minute. 560 00:43:52,494 --> 00:43:53,654 Tick-tock. 561 00:44:00,001 --> 00:44:01,263 Tick-tock. 562 00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:14,210 - Wait. Here I come. - I don't think so. 563 00:44:14,282 --> 00:44:17,445 Bernadette has a small bladder, and if I don't get her outside... 564 00:44:17,519 --> 00:44:20,784 - Can't I just pop my head in? - I'm afraid not. 565 00:44:20,855 --> 00:44:23,221 - I'll be real quick. - No. 566 00:44:23,291 --> 00:44:26,988 Do you know that good feeling that often comes from being helpful? 567 00:44:27,062 --> 00:44:30,691 - Yes. - I'm not having that feeling here. 568 00:44:30,765 --> 00:44:32,960 Look, I'm sorry. I didn't realize... 569 00:44:33,034 --> 00:44:34,524 So I ask myself, 570 00:44:34,602 --> 00:44:38,402 Wayne, it's very clear what you're doing for her, 571 00:44:38,473 --> 00:44:40,338 but what are you getting out of this?" 572 00:44:41,042 --> 00:44:44,136 I think you need to take some time and think about that, 573 00:44:44,212 --> 00:44:47,340 so that maybe later, you help me understand 574 00:44:47,415 --> 00:44:51,146 what I'm getting from this exchange... if we can even call it an exchange. 575 00:44:51,219 --> 00:44:52,709 Come along, Bernadette. 576 00:44:57,993 --> 00:44:59,153 All crap, Latrell! 577 00:45:04,065 --> 00:45:05,396 Keep lookin'! 578 00:45:07,869 --> 00:45:10,531 These are pimp clothes, man! 579 00:45:10,605 --> 00:45:12,300 - Money green. - No! 580 00:45:13,575 --> 00:45:15,566 - Lapel surprise. - No! 581 00:45:16,444 --> 00:45:19,311 - Velvet. - Hell, no! No! 582 00:45:20,382 --> 00:45:22,247 How am I supposed to wear this? 583 00:45:27,555 --> 00:45:31,548 Big man... look, I was savin' this little number for myself, 584 00:45:31,659 --> 00:45:34,321 but I think it's more your size, try that. 585 00:45:41,036 --> 00:45:43,004 What do you have there? 586 00:45:43,071 --> 00:45:47,474 These are some photos I've taken of Mom, before and now. 587 00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:50,340 - How nice. - I got a camera for my birthday. 588 00:45:50,412 --> 00:45:52,573 Timmy is very talented. 589 00:45:52,647 --> 00:45:56,310 - All Of our children are talented. - Yes, Beth's talented, too. 590 00:45:56,384 --> 00:45:58,375 Oh, how nice. 591 00:45:59,788 --> 00:46:01,847 Maybe this isn't the best time. 592 00:46:06,227 --> 00:46:11,688 - this was before. - So I Could remember them always. 593 00:46:11,766 --> 00:46:15,532 - Okay, that's enough. - I think so. 594 00:46:15,603 --> 00:46:18,265 There's one more I want to show you. 595 00:46:19,941 --> 00:46:21,101 Where's that one? 596 00:46:23,278 --> 00:46:25,542 This is my favorite. 597 00:46:27,649 --> 00:46:30,140 Look how the light and... 598 00:46:33,154 --> 00:46:35,588 ...how the arm is. 599 00:46:37,425 --> 00:46:40,417 I think I prefer Beth's singing. 600 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,501 Wayne? 601 00:47:32,514 --> 00:47:34,505 Hey, you ever hear the phrase... 602 00:47:34,582 --> 00:47:37,278 Beware the occasion that warrants a new suit"? 603 00:47:37,352 --> 00:47:39,843 - Nope. - I'm tellin' you, beware. 604 00:47:40,722 --> 00:47:42,212 You never been in love. 605 00:47:42,290 --> 00:47:45,623 I never been in love, and I don't want to be in love, thank you. 606 00:47:45,693 --> 00:47:47,422 It does things to you. 607 00:47:48,863 --> 00:47:50,387 Like what? 608 00:47:50,465 --> 00:47:53,127 You do things you thought you never could ever do. 609 00:47:54,502 --> 00:47:58,666 - my mama, God rest her soul... - Lord, not another mama story! 610 00:47:58,740 --> 00:48:00,708 - She was drivin'. - Your mama can't drive. 611 00:48:00,775 --> 00:48:03,437 You didn't even know my mother, and I pity you for that. 612 00:48:03,511 --> 00:48:05,741 You don't have to pity me. You the one in love. 613 00:48:05,813 --> 00:48:08,646 Anyway, my mother was drivin', and I was just a baby. 614 00:48:08,716 --> 00:48:11,685 The car flipped over, and I was trapped underneath the car. 615 00:48:11,753 --> 00:48:14,085 You know what she did? She lifted up the car. 616 00:48:14,155 --> 00:48:15,816 - Bullshit. - I'm tellin' you. 617 00:48:15,890 --> 00:48:18,654 She lifted up the car, and she pulled me to safety. 618 00:48:18,726 --> 00:48:20,990 She had this moment of unbelievable strength, 619 00:48:21,062 --> 00:48:22,393 'cause she had love. 620 00:48:27,168 --> 00:48:28,999 That's what love does. 621 00:49:19,687 --> 00:49:24,090 - Bravo, bravo! - Encore, encore! 622 00:49:24,158 --> 00:49:27,286 - Any requests? - That you stop. 623 00:49:46,481 --> 00:49:49,473 I'm sorry. I'm terrible. 624 00:49:53,288 --> 00:49:54,448 Who are you? 625 00:49:54,522 --> 00:49:57,047 Don't start with that. You know who I am. 626 00:49:57,125 --> 00:49:59,958 I know who you say you are, 627 00:50:00,028 --> 00:50:05,227 but my daughter is kind and sweet and soft-spoken. 628 00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:06,631 Not anymore. 629 00:50:07,368 --> 00:50:08,858 Then I don't know you. 630 00:50:29,324 --> 00:50:31,155 Oh, shit! 631 00:50:56,751 --> 00:50:58,582 Joy, honey, are you all right? 632 00:51:06,728 --> 00:51:08,457 I am so critical. 633 00:51:09,297 --> 00:51:11,629 It's one of my worst faults, 634 00:51:11,699 --> 00:51:14,964 and some of the reasons for this are obvious. 635 00:51:15,036 --> 00:51:17,163 But why, I keep asking myself, 636 00:51:17,238 --> 00:51:20,002 why am I so hard, for instance, on you, Beth, 637 00:51:20,074 --> 00:51:23,009 when, for years, you've been the daughter of my dreams? 638 00:51:23,077 --> 00:51:25,045 You have. You know you have. 639 00:51:25,113 --> 00:51:28,913 Apart from your weight problems, we're practically the same person. 640 00:51:28,983 --> 00:51:30,644 So why am I so hard on you? 641 00:51:30,718 --> 00:51:33,744 Forget the fact that you're making the same mistakes I made, 642 00:51:33,821 --> 00:51:35,618 and I wish you'd make your own. 643 00:51:35,690 --> 00:51:39,649 But I think I'm hard on you because we've had so many good times. 644 00:51:39,727 --> 00:51:42,457 And I think it's likely, as this gets worse, Timmy, 645 00:51:42,530 --> 00:51:46,057 I'll be hard on you, too, because we've had so many good times. 646 00:51:46,134 --> 00:51:49,797 So then, why am I hard on April when we didn't have any good times? 647 00:51:49,871 --> 00:51:51,202 That's not true, though. 648 00:51:51,272 --> 00:51:55,106 For days, I've been trying to think of nice April memories, 649 00:51:55,176 --> 00:51:57,041 and I can only come up with one. 650 00:51:57,111 --> 00:52:01,548 One vivid, beautiful memory. There's gotta be more. 651 00:52:01,616 --> 00:52:04,312 - One Can be a lot. - Okay, What was it? 652 00:52:04,385 --> 00:52:05,443 It's not important. 653 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,353 Like hell, it's not. Tell us. What was it? 654 00:52:10,391 --> 00:52:13,485 Okay, she had just turned three. 655 00:52:13,561 --> 00:52:17,156 She was looking out the picture window on Locust Street, 656 00:52:17,231 --> 00:52:21,395 and it was early in the morning, but it was already sunny. 657 00:52:22,270 --> 00:52:27,105 She was just gazing out the window, and she turned back to me, 658 00:52:27,175 --> 00:52:33,944 and she said, "Oh, Mother, don't you just love every day?" 659 00:52:36,617 --> 00:52:37,948 That was me. 660 00:52:41,055 --> 00:52:42,386 It was! 661 00:52:42,457 --> 00:52:45,392 April was six when we lived on Locust Street. 662 00:52:46,727 --> 00:52:48,058 Is that right? 663 00:52:49,096 --> 00:52:52,122 Well, what about the crayon drawing 664 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,691 she did of the Mayflower... the one you had framed? 665 00:52:54,769 --> 00:52:57,135 - That was me, too. - Cut it out! 666 00:52:57,205 --> 00:53:00,197 I'm sorry, but it's important that we're accurate here. 667 00:53:00,274 --> 00:53:02,606 - These are my memories, too. - are you sure? 668 00:53:02,677 --> 00:53:05,077 She's absolutely right, God freakin' dammit. 669 00:53:05,146 --> 00:53:07,205 Just off the top of my head, I have one. 670 00:53:08,216 --> 00:53:09,877 She was... I don't know how old, 671 00:53:09,951 --> 00:53:13,717 but she was wearing a pink nightgown. 672 00:53:13,788 --> 00:53:15,119 That was me. 673 00:53:17,225 --> 00:53:19,853 - I'm kidding. - Funny. very Funny. 674 00:53:19,927 --> 00:53:24,091 And I was coming back from a trip, or maybe not, 675 00:53:24,165 --> 00:53:29,865 but I came into her room, and she was sleeping... 676 00:53:29,937 --> 00:53:32,770 in her crib, and it was lovely. 677 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:36,276 - That's it? - Yes, that's it. 678 00:53:36,344 --> 00:53:37,504 That's lovely. 679 00:53:37,578 --> 00:53:41,207 No, it's not. Your happiest moment? She was asleep! 680 00:53:42,984 --> 00:53:45,179 I didn't say it was my happiest moment, 681 00:53:45,253 --> 00:53:47,278 it's just what came to mind. 682 00:53:50,191 --> 00:53:52,182 Joy Mom? 683 00:53:55,796 --> 00:53:56,956 Joy, watch...! 684 00:54:00,301 --> 00:54:02,826 - What are you doing? - It's shitty, Jim. 685 00:54:02,904 --> 00:54:04,963 All I can remember is the petulance, 686 00:54:05,039 --> 00:54:07,701 the shoplifting, the fire in the kitchen. 687 00:54:07,775 --> 00:54:08,833 Which was an accident. 688 00:54:08,910 --> 00:54:11,606 Was it an accident the way she used to light matches 689 00:54:11,679 --> 00:54:12,839 and throw them at Beth? 690 00:54:12,914 --> 00:54:15,883 Or the time she used a lighte to trim Timmy's bangs? 691 00:54:15,950 --> 00:54:20,284 - Joy, come on. - I mean, the drugs, the ingratitude! 692 00:54:23,558 --> 00:54:26,152 She bit my nipples whenever I tried to breastfeed. 693 00:54:26,227 --> 00:54:27,558 Sweetie, come on. 694 00:54:27,628 --> 00:54:30,324 No wonder there's cancer. She's the cancer. 695 00:54:30,398 --> 00:54:31,888 Get back in the... 696 00:54:34,168 --> 00:54:35,829 Get back in the car! 697 00:54:41,409 --> 00:54:43,240 Stop! Stop! 698 00:54:43,311 --> 00:54:44,710 What's going on? 699 00:54:46,247 --> 00:54:48,078 Mom needed to stretch her legs. 700 00:54:49,684 --> 00:54:51,743 Joy, stop. Stop! 701 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,318 I tried, okay, but I can't go, I can't. 702 00:54:55,389 --> 00:54:58,381 I can't... I can't have another bad experience with her. 703 00:54:58,459 --> 00:55:01,326 - It won't be like that. - You don't know that. 704 00:55:02,463 --> 00:55:04,988 It's the whole point of going 705 00:55:05,066 --> 00:55:07,762 We're making a memory. 706 00:55:07,835 --> 00:55:10,827 You're not listening to me. I have too many memories! 707 00:55:10,905 --> 00:55:14,238 A good memory. We're making something good. 708 00:55:16,277 --> 00:55:18,108 What if it's not? 709 00:55:18,179 --> 00:55:21,410 It will be. I promise. 710 00:55:21,482 --> 00:55:23,916 I promise it will be beautiful. 711 00:55:25,353 --> 00:55:26,513 How do you know? 712 00:55:28,689 --> 00:55:30,680 Because I told her it had to be. 713 00:55:34,495 --> 00:55:35,985 And if it's not? 714 00:55:37,064 --> 00:55:38,395 Then I'll kill her. 715 00:56:01,088 --> 00:56:02,248 Wayne! 716 00:56:07,862 --> 00:56:11,127 Hi. I'd like to report a kidnapping. 717 00:56:13,334 --> 00:56:15,564 I said I'd like to report a kidnapping. 718 00:56:16,804 --> 00:56:19,739 This man who lives in my apartment building, 719 00:56:19,807 --> 00:56:21,468 he's taken my turkey hostage, 720 00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:24,534 and he's had it for over an hour now, and I can't... 721 00:56:26,213 --> 00:56:27,373 My turkey. 722 00:56:28,215 --> 00:56:32,379 Turkey. Turkey! Yes. 723 00:56:34,588 --> 00:56:38,024 No, look, I know... that's why I called. 724 00:56:38,092 --> 00:56:40,788 You have to understand. No, no, no! 725 00:57:33,647 --> 00:57:34,807 Bad girl! 726 00:57:38,152 --> 00:57:39,642 I want my turkey. 727 00:57:40,488 --> 00:57:42,820 - So this is the thanks I get. - Give me my turkey. 728 00:57:42,890 --> 00:57:44,881 I'm looking for a word. 729 00:57:44,959 --> 00:57:47,393 Please give me my stupid fucking turkey. 730 00:57:47,461 --> 00:57:49,292 Ah, yes, that's better. 731 00:57:49,363 --> 00:57:50,694 It's all yours. 732 00:57:52,133 --> 00:57:54,795 - You don't have to thank me. - Don't worry. 733 00:57:55,770 --> 00:57:58,933 - Thank Bernadette. - What? 734 00:57:59,006 --> 00:58:01,839 Without her, we wouldn't have found a solution. 735 00:58:01,909 --> 00:58:04,139 She prefers her meat lightly fried. 736 00:58:04,211 --> 00:58:06,702 Would sweetie like it cut into little pieces? 737 00:58:17,558 --> 00:58:18,957 You're a bad girl! 738 00:58:19,693 --> 00:58:22,560 A very, very bad girl. 739 00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:28,429 No, I'm not. 740 00:59:28,429 --> 00:59:30,420 Welcome to our home. 741 00:59:38,472 --> 00:59:40,804 Tyrone's lookin' for you. 742 00:59:55,456 --> 00:59:56,616 How you been, Bobby? 743 00:59:56,690 --> 00:59:58,817 - Eddie. - No, Eddie's dead. 744 00:59:58,893 --> 01:00:01,726 - I'm sorry? - Yeah. I changed my name. 745 01:00:01,795 --> 01:00:02,955 I'm Tyrone now. 746 01:00:04,632 --> 01:00:07,294 - So you're Tyrone? - Yeah. I changed my name. 747 01:00:07,368 --> 01:00:10,360 Everybody else is changin'. The whole world is changin'. 748 01:00:10,437 --> 01:00:12,928 My who e wor d, wh ch was Apr 749 01:00:15,276 --> 01:00:17,437 - I gotta get goin'. - Hey, man. 750 01:00:19,546 --> 01:00:22,208 Even if I wanted to hurt you, and I kinda do, 751 01:00:22,283 --> 01:00:24,979 I won't, so you can relax. 752 01:00:25,052 --> 01:00:26,883 - Thank you. - It's her choice. 753 01:00:26,954 --> 01:00:29,286 If she wants to be with you, that's fine. 754 01:00:29,356 --> 01:00:32,189 It's just... there's something I... 755 01:00:33,661 --> 01:00:35,151 You could tell her something for me? 756 01:00:35,229 --> 01:00:37,094 What you want me to tell her? 757 01:00:38,866 --> 01:00:40,356 Happy Thanksgiving. 758 01:01:06,193 --> 01:01:07,421 Let's go. 759 01:01:08,862 --> 01:01:10,022 'Cause... 760 01:01:15,736 --> 01:01:18,170 Once, there were people here called "Indians." 761 01:01:18,238 --> 01:01:21,071 Native Americans, whatever. 762 01:01:21,141 --> 01:01:23,974 Then a boat came called the "Mayflower." 763 01:01:24,044 --> 01:01:27,207 Landed on a big rock carrying people just like me. 764 01:01:28,215 --> 01:01:31,378 The first year on their own was hard. 765 01:01:33,187 --> 01:01:36,645 It was... really, really hard. 766 01:01:40,461 --> 01:01:42,258 Let me start again. 767 01:01:46,967 --> 01:01:48,935 This was long ago... 768 01:01:50,270 --> 01:01:53,865 before we stole most of their land, 769 01:01:53,941 --> 01:01:58,810 killed most of them, and moved the rest to reservations. 770 01:01:58,879 --> 01:02:01,780 Before they lost their language and their customs. 771 01:02:07,488 --> 01:02:10,651 Okay, forget what I just said. 772 01:02:12,359 --> 01:02:14,884 Once there was this one day 773 01:02:14,962 --> 01:02:19,797 where everybody seemed to know they needed each other. 774 01:02:28,776 --> 01:02:30,437 This one day when... 775 01:02:31,612 --> 01:02:34,604 they knew for certain that they couldn't do it alone. 776 01:03:40,848 --> 01:03:42,509 Why did we stop? 777 01:03:44,017 --> 01:03:45,678 Daddy thought... 778 01:04:31,198 --> 01:04:33,689 168... 779 01:04:33,767 --> 01:04:39,000 - 160... -163 780 01:04:39,072 --> 01:04:41,063 I think they get... Daddy! 781 01:04:42,843 --> 01:04:44,174 Dad, watch out! 782 01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:51,016 - Who are they? - 154. It should be up here. 783 01:05:11,805 --> 01:05:13,102 Oh, my God! 784 01:05:13,173 --> 01:05:14,265 Oh, my. 785 01:05:14,341 --> 01:05:16,241 This is the wrong street. 786 01:05:16,310 --> 01:05:19,541 - No, I think we're here. - No, it can't be. 787 01:05:20,581 --> 01:05:22,481 We have obviously... 788 01:05:22,549 --> 01:05:25,143 We've obviously got the wrong... the wrong address. 789 01:05:25,219 --> 01:05:27,210 Daddy, I think this is it. 790 01:05:33,026 --> 01:05:34,425 Goddamn it, April. 791 01:05:41,268 --> 01:05:43,429 I don't understand. How did you...? 792 01:05:46,506 --> 01:05:47,666 What? 793 01:05:49,743 --> 01:05:53,235 - It's carved dough. - Carved dough. 794 01:06:01,622 --> 01:06:02,884 Thank you. 795 01:06:05,492 --> 01:06:06,857 Lock your doors! 796 01:06:10,597 --> 01:06:12,622 Hey, welcome! How you guys doin'? 797 01:06:12,699 --> 01:06:14,530 Mom, don't! Mom! 798 01:06:14,601 --> 01:06:16,466 I'm Bobby. 799 01:06:16,536 --> 01:06:18,936 Aren't you April's family? 800 01:06:21,575 --> 01:06:22,906 That hurts. 801 01:06:26,313 --> 01:06:28,144 You must be her mother. 802 01:06:33,887 --> 01:06:36,378 Well, um... I'm gonna go get her. 803 01:06:44,197 --> 01:06:47,496 April, they're here! 804 01:06:47,567 --> 01:06:49,558 Hey, babe, your family's here! 805 01:06:53,573 --> 01:06:54,733 They're here! 806 01:06:55,275 --> 01:06:56,435 - They're here? - Yeah. 807 01:06:56,510 --> 01:06:58,341 Oh, my God, what happened to you? 808 01:06:58,412 --> 01:07:00,437 - I'm good. - you need first aid. 809 01:07:00,514 --> 01:07:02,209 No, no, look... 810 01:07:02,282 --> 01:07:03,943 your family is downstairs. 811 01:07:04,017 --> 01:07:06,144 Look at your lips and your eye. 812 01:07:06,219 --> 01:07:08,380 I'm good. I'm fine. 813 01:07:09,423 --> 01:07:12,551 They're downstairs waiting for you. You gotta go. 814 01:07:12,626 --> 01:07:14,116 Are you sure you're okay? 815 01:07:14,861 --> 01:07:16,021 Go. 816 01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:22,066 - the cranberry sauce is ready. - They're here. 817 01:08:20,994 --> 01:08:23,462 I don't understand. They were just down there. 818 01:08:24,331 --> 01:08:26,162 Maybe they went and ran an errand. 819 01:08:30,837 --> 01:08:32,566 Why would they come all this way? 820 01:09:03,069 --> 01:09:06,505 Bobby, what are we gonna do with all the food? 821 01:09:08,108 --> 01:09:09,598 This is so nice. 822 01:09:15,449 --> 01:09:16,939 Something smells good. 823 01:09:17,684 --> 01:09:20,676 I'm sure we'll be able to find something for everybody here. 824 01:09:23,623 --> 01:09:26,387 - you okay? - I need to go to the bathroom. 825 01:09:26,460 --> 01:09:28,860 - I'll... l'll... - Timmy Can take me. 826 01:09:41,341 --> 01:09:45,505 Don't be hard on yourself. We did the right thing. 827 01:09:48,715 --> 01:09:50,546 It's much better this way. 828 01:09:50,617 --> 01:09:52,915 Good afternoon. Happy Thanksgiving. 829 01:09:52,986 --> 01:09:54,146 Happy Thanksgiving. 830 01:09:55,155 --> 01:09:56,486 Let me see. 831 01:09:57,891 --> 01:10:00,223 That's it! I'm leaving. You're on your own. 832 01:10:00,293 --> 01:10:01,954 Let's see how you like that. 833 01:10:02,028 --> 01:10:03,188 Mom! 834 01:10:51,177 --> 01:10:52,838 Mom, are you okay? 835 01:11:02,289 --> 01:11:03,779 Excuse me. 836 01:11:03,857 --> 01:11:07,293 French, Russian, bleu cheese, Thousand Island, vinaigrette, 837 01:11:07,394 --> 01:11:09,225 Italian, we've got Ranch. 838 01:11:25,445 --> 01:11:26,844 They're made on the premises. 839 01:11:26,913 --> 01:11:30,144 We've got a great Black Forest cake. We also have great pies. 840 01:11:30,216 --> 01:11:32,616 - Doesn't that sound good? - We have great pumpkin pie. 841 01:11:32,686 --> 01:11:34,415 Do you have whipped cream with the pie? 842 01:11:34,487 --> 01:11:35,476 Of course. 843 01:12:04,784 --> 01:12:06,274 - this piece? - Yeah. 844 01:12:14,361 --> 01:12:17,353 - want me to Get it? - No, I'll get it.62369

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