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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,679 Henry Holliday. 2 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,269 Bulshar. 3 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:15,098 You will do my bidding. 4 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:17,019 - You're strong, baby girl. - Waverly? 5 00:00:17,022 --> 00:00:18,025 Mama. 6 00:00:18,026 --> 00:00:19,029 Get out!! Go!! 7 00:00:19,030 --> 00:00:21,260 - Michelle Gibson's finally gonna. - Slay her little demon child. 8 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:23,209 There isn't an evil bone 9 00:00:23,210 --> 00:00:25,178 in Michelle Gibson's body. 10 00:00:25,179 --> 00:00:26,609 The demon's here. 11 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:28,038 Is it me? 12 00:00:28,039 --> 00:00:29,549 Waverly! 13 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:31,059 No, sweetheart. 14 00:00:28,039 --> 00:00:31,058 But she came for you. 15 00:00:31,059 --> 00:00:33,020 - What would we do. - Without you? 16 00:00:33,023 --> 00:00:34,640 I bet you'd all just die. 17 00:00:34,641 --> 00:00:36,259 All just die. 18 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:39,059 We need more rope. 19 00:00:39,060 --> 00:00:40,229 - No! - We do not have time for this! 20 00:00:40,232 --> 00:00:41,735 She's secure, Wynonna. 21 00:00:41,736 --> 00:00:43,240 Okay, 22 00:00:40,229 --> 00:00:43,239 one of you is gonna listen. 23 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,625 Either one. 24 00:00:44,626 --> 00:00:46,008 I don't give a shit which!! 25 00:00:46,009 --> 00:00:48,070 - Did she steal your gun. - And go full prison break on you? 26 00:00:48,073 --> 00:00:50,020 - Go inside. - If you're not gonna help. 27 00:00:50,023 --> 00:00:51,259 - No, Waverly, don't go. - Don't be alone! 28 00:00:51,262 --> 00:00:53,200 - She has friends in the house, - Mama, 29 00:00:53,203 --> 00:00:55,200 - Who didn't try to murder her. - Multiple times. 30 00:00:55,203 --> 00:00:56,675 No! Please, don't go. 31 00:00:56,676 --> 00:00:58,149 Go!! 32 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,148 No! Don't go! 33 00:00:58,149 --> 00:00:59,599 Go! 34 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,049 Don't go!! No! 35 00:00:58,149 --> 00:01:01,048 Shut up! 36 00:01:01,049 --> 00:01:03,078 Waverly!! 37 00:01:03,079 --> 00:01:04,570 Okay, you know what? 38 00:01:04,571 --> 00:01:06,060 You are gonna listen to me 39 00:01:03,079 --> 00:01:06,059 for two goddamn minutes. 40 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:08,230 - You owe me that, - no matter what you think I am. 41 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:10,660 You get one. 42 00:01:10,661 --> 00:01:12,169 Alright. Okay. Okay. 43 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:14,279 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay. Okay. 44 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,755 A demon 45 00:01:15,756 --> 00:01:17,230 has been stalking your sister 46 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,229 ever since she was a baby. 47 00:01:17,230 --> 00:01:19,145 By the time she was six, 48 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,060 I knew that it wanted to torture 49 00:01:17,230 --> 00:01:21,059 and kill her. 50 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:23,068 And I knew that it would win. 51 00:01:23,069 --> 00:01:24,175 It's thoughtful of it 52 00:01:24,176 --> 00:01:25,280 to let you know. 53 00:01:23,069 --> 00:01:25,279 Forty seconds on the clock. 54 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,740 I was trying to exorcise it 55 00:01:26,741 --> 00:01:28,199 when the barn caught fire. 56 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,230 - And instead, - it became bound to me. Okay? 57 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:32,195 It has been torturing me 58 00:01:32,196 --> 00:01:34,159 ever since for what I've done. 59 00:01:30,230 --> 00:01:34,158 It broke me. 60 00:01:34,159 --> 00:01:36,109 That is what you see. 61 00:01:37,090 --> 00:01:39,079 - Our family business. - Is killing demons. 62 00:01:39,082 --> 00:01:40,564 Why wouldn't you have told us 63 00:01:40,565 --> 00:01:42,048 any of that? 64 00:01:42,049 --> 00:01:44,120 - Okay. - Because you two were children. 65 00:01:44,123 --> 00:01:45,180 You let Waverly come 66 00:01:45,181 --> 00:01:46,239 and visit me. 67 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,710 She touched me 68 00:01:47,711 --> 00:01:49,179 and she broke the bind. 69 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:51,060 The demon escaped. 70 00:01:52,039 --> 00:01:53,145 What, and you thought 71 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:54,249 you'd join the party? 72 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:56,180 - Selfish!! - I could've gone anywhere, 73 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:58,129 - But I chose. - To come and save Waverly. 74 00:01:58,132 --> 00:02:00,070 I know I saw the demon, 75 00:02:00,071 --> 00:02:02,010 but where the hell is it? 76 00:01:58,129 --> 00:02:02,010 Where the hell did it go?!! 77 00:02:03,099 --> 00:02:06,109 I know Mama's... a problem. 78 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:09,655 Baby, soggy crust is a problem. 79 00:02:09,656 --> 00:02:12,080 Your mama is a catastrophe. 80 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:16,258 You made cupcakes? 81 00:02:16,259 --> 00:02:19,060 For me? Aw. 82 00:02:20,259 --> 00:02:22,188 I'd do anything for you. 83 00:02:22,189 --> 00:02:23,209 All you have to do 84 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:24,229 is tell me everything. 85 00:02:26,139 --> 00:02:29,090 Of course. Just like always. 86 00:02:29,199 --> 00:02:30,669 You're family, Jolene. 87 00:02:30,670 --> 00:02:32,139 Come here. 88 00:02:33,259 --> 00:02:34,259 Ooh! 89 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:35,259 Too tight. 90 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:36,690 Everything will turn out 91 00:02:36,691 --> 00:02:38,120 as it should. 92 00:02:39,069 --> 00:02:40,090 Trust me. 93 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:08,090 I just encountered 94 00:03:08,091 --> 00:03:10,150 the most bossy woman 95 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:10,150 itching for a drink... 96 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,525 You think I'm a monster 97 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,030 for tying up my own mother. 98 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,170 - Well, I think the lineage. - Was immediately clear. 99 00:03:17,173 --> 00:03:19,289 - The warden and his guards. - Are gonna be here any minute, 100 00:03:19,292 --> 00:03:20,660 And I don't know 101 00:03:20,661 --> 00:03:22,029 whether to turn Mama in, 102 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:24,110 or soak the barn in kerosene. 103 00:03:24,219 --> 00:03:26,174 She keeps saying there's a demon 104 00:03:26,175 --> 00:03:28,128 who wants to kill Waverly 105 00:03:28,129 --> 00:03:30,218 and it's already here... 106 00:03:30,219 --> 00:03:32,739 Well, she did spend 20 years 107 00:03:32,740 --> 00:03:35,259 in a mental institution 108 00:03:30,219 --> 00:03:35,258 for being... mental. 109 00:03:35,259 --> 00:03:38,258 Excellent point. Thank you. 110 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:40,098 I beg your pardon? 111 00:03:40,099 --> 00:03:42,078 I... 112 00:03:42,079 --> 00:03:45,069 baked your fave Snickerdoodle. 113 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:50,170 Snickerdoodle. 114 00:03:50,171 --> 00:03:51,280 Good, right? 115 00:03:52,079 --> 00:03:53,625 Jolene has always made 116 00:03:53,626 --> 00:03:55,169 the most superior grub. 117 00:03:55,170 --> 00:03:57,169 I'm also an ace lookout. 118 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,705 You don't have to be 119 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:00,240 on demon duty, Jojo. 120 00:03:57,170 --> 00:04:00,239 I should do it. 121 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,700 Honey, if I let that thing 122 00:04:01,701 --> 00:04:03,158 hurt any of you... 123 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,629 No. Let me get my boots. 124 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:06,099 I'm on it. 125 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:21,028 Maybe Michelle isn't lying. 126 00:04:21,029 --> 00:04:23,160 - No, I don't think she's lying, - I think she's nuts. 127 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,160 Officer Haught and I listened 128 00:04:25,161 --> 00:04:27,160 to the therapy-session tapes 129 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,159 from prison last night. 130 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,179 I heard three voices. 131 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:30,610 Mom, therapist... 132 00:04:30,611 --> 00:04:32,039 other patient? 133 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,099 An obscene creature, 134 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:35,615 howling so violently 135 00:04:35,616 --> 00:04:37,128 that it drowned out all else. 136 00:04:37,129 --> 00:04:39,099 The demon. The demon. 137 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,650 The doctor couldn't hear it. 138 00:04:40,651 --> 00:04:42,199 Only your mother. 139 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:44,189 And then I. 140 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,540 Why could you hear it? 141 00:04:47,541 --> 00:04:49,060 Did you get extra-dimensional 142 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:49,060 hearing aids? 143 00:04:54,189 --> 00:04:56,049 When Dolls shot me, 144 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:58,000 when you were not there... 145 00:04:59,230 --> 00:05:02,028 Wynonna, I went to hell. 146 00:05:02,029 --> 00:05:03,144 My God. 147 00:05:03,145 --> 00:05:04,258 The point is, 148 00:05:04,259 --> 00:05:07,208 your sister is in real danger. 149 00:05:07,209 --> 00:05:08,644 Look, I want to believe you. 150 00:05:08,645 --> 00:05:10,078 I do. But... 151 00:05:10,079 --> 00:05:11,139 I didn't see a demon here 152 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:12,198 last night. 153 00:05:12,199 --> 00:05:13,620 All I remember 154 00:05:13,621 --> 00:05:15,040 was you waving a gun at me. 155 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:18,079 - You were. - About three months old. 156 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:20,665 And you were wailing 157 00:05:20,666 --> 00:05:22,279 your baby lungs out, 158 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:22,278 in the middle of the night, 159 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:25,148 and I came in and s... 160 00:05:25,149 --> 00:05:27,279 something... 161 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:29,680 was floating over your crib, 162 00:05:29,681 --> 00:05:31,179 and I went at it 163 00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:32,205 with the fireplace poker, 164 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:33,229 and it left. 165 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:35,145 Sometimes dreams 166 00:05:35,146 --> 00:05:37,060 can be like that, right? 167 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:37,059 Disorienting, when you wake up... 168 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:38,610 Okay, explain why a dream 169 00:05:38,611 --> 00:05:40,159 started appearing 170 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:40,158 in every picture. 171 00:05:40,159 --> 00:05:41,679 Every photo that I took of you, 172 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,199 there was this face. 173 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:45,109 This horror. 174 00:05:45,110 --> 00:05:46,560 And it was behind you 175 00:05:46,561 --> 00:05:48,008 and it was blurry, 176 00:05:48,009 --> 00:05:49,595 but it was coming 177 00:05:49,596 --> 00:05:51,180 and it was getting closer, 178 00:05:48,009 --> 00:05:51,179 closer every time. 179 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:52,685 Can you show me? 180 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,188 No, because I got scared. 181 00:05:54,189 --> 00:05:56,159 And I ripped them all up, 182 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,129 because I thought 183 00:05:54,189 --> 00:05:58,128 that was gonna fix it. 184 00:05:58,129 --> 00:05:59,194 Jesus Christ. 185 00:05:59,195 --> 00:06:00,258 Go get Wynonna out here! 186 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:01,275 We're wasting time 187 00:06:01,276 --> 00:06:02,290 we don't have! 188 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:13,079 At kindergarten... 189 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:16,139 - At kindergarten, - I... I wouldn't sit. - Next to the story-time mirror, 190 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,639 Because... because I kept 191 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,139 seeing something behind me. 192 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:24,068 God. 193 00:06:24,069 --> 00:06:25,180 Teeth. 194 00:06:25,181 --> 00:06:26,289 That's what I remember. 195 00:06:26,290 --> 00:06:27,775 Rows and rows and rows 196 00:06:27,776 --> 00:06:29,258 of angry teeth. 197 00:06:29,259 --> 00:06:31,128 You saw it. 198 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:33,029 You saw it. 199 00:06:33,199 --> 00:06:35,220 Hey. 200 00:06:38,259 --> 00:06:39,694 It's cool. 201 00:06:39,695 --> 00:06:41,129 I always hated this mug. 202 00:06:48,129 --> 00:06:50,059 This thing hates you. 203 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:51,575 It hates you more than I thought 204 00:06:51,576 --> 00:06:53,089 anything could hate anyone. 205 00:06:53,090 --> 00:06:55,115 And I am so tired. 206 00:06:55,116 --> 00:06:57,138 I'm so tired from fighting it. 207 00:06:57,139 --> 00:06:58,680 If something's coming... 208 00:06:58,681 --> 00:07:00,220 you have me now. 209 00:07:01,149 --> 00:07:04,078 Wynonna. And Jolene. 210 00:07:04,079 --> 00:07:06,000 Who the hell's Jolene? 211 00:07:06,269 --> 00:07:08,209 Christ on a cracker. 212 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,148 Pie? It's fresh out of my oven. 213 00:07:13,149 --> 00:07:14,685 Morning, miss. You a neighbour? 214 00:07:14,686 --> 00:07:16,219 Sure. 215 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:18,189 - I'm chasin' down. - An escaped felon. 216 00:07:18,192 --> 00:07:20,269 I know all about your chasing. 217 00:07:25,089 --> 00:07:26,595 I know how many drugs you gave 218 00:07:26,596 --> 00:07:28,099 the to the girls on your wing 219 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:30,129 - so you didn't have to chase them. - Too fast. 220 00:07:30,132 --> 00:07:31,699 I know which ones 221 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,269 you were chasing right into 222 00:07:30,129 --> 00:07:33,268 your own private office. 223 00:07:33,269 --> 00:07:34,674 I'm not sure I understand. 224 00:07:34,675 --> 00:07:36,078 Thing is, 225 00:07:36,079 --> 00:07:38,180 - it's fine with me. - Sometimes it even made me laugh. 226 00:07:38,183 --> 00:07:39,595 You know, 227 00:07:39,596 --> 00:07:41,009 the stupid smallness of it all, 228 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:41,008 of you. 229 00:07:41,009 --> 00:07:42,565 Are you with the Earps? 230 00:07:42,566 --> 00:07:44,119 Yes. Finally. 231 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:45,580 And sweet little Waverly's 232 00:07:45,581 --> 00:07:47,039 as good as mine. 233 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,540 It's my party and I'm not gonna 234 00:07:48,541 --> 00:07:50,040 let you poop on it. 235 00:07:52,079 --> 00:07:53,590 You should've tried the pie. 236 00:07:53,591 --> 00:07:55,099 It might've dulled the pain. 237 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,635 Well. 238 00:07:56,636 --> 00:07:58,170 You're gonna be so useful. 239 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,149 This'll be warmer. 240 00:08:13,170 --> 00:08:15,230 John Henry Holliday, ma'am. 241 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:17,289 I'm... 242 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:18,710 You're an undead relic 243 00:08:18,711 --> 00:08:20,129 from the Old West. 244 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:23,110 Sure. Why not? 245 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,199 He's Wynonna's... 246 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,099 mean boyfriend? 247 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:31,069 - Boy. - I don't like to presume. 248 00:08:31,072 --> 00:08:32,544 Like, a century-plus. 249 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:34,018 But Waverly's shtupping a cop. 250 00:08:34,019 --> 00:08:35,129 Her name's Nicole. 251 00:08:38,029 --> 00:08:40,060 Whoa. I'd love to talk... 252 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:42,090 about her later. If we live. 253 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:45,084 You're gonna love her. 254 00:08:45,085 --> 00:08:47,009 Almost as much as we love you, 255 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:47,009 Mama Earp. 256 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,100 - Hey, - what's all over your apron? 257 00:08:49,103 --> 00:08:50,565 It's chocolate. 258 00:08:50,566 --> 00:08:52,028 Bit of a cream-puff disaster. 259 00:08:52,029 --> 00:08:53,604 Don't you... remember me, 260 00:08:53,605 --> 00:08:55,179 Michelle? 261 00:08:56,259 --> 00:09:00,009 You... you smell familiar. 262 00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:01,169 Mama! 263 00:09:02,129 --> 00:09:03,704 This is Jolene. 264 00:09:03,705 --> 00:09:05,278 My friend since... forever? 265 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:06,704 Mama hasn't been here 266 00:09:06,705 --> 00:09:08,128 since forever. 267 00:09:08,129 --> 00:09:10,008 No, she abandoned... 268 00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:12,038 No, wait. I... I didn't. 269 00:09:12,039 --> 00:09:13,649 She left... 270 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:15,259 three young girls alone 271 00:09:12,039 --> 00:09:15,258 with their alcoholic father. 272 00:09:15,259 --> 00:09:16,694 No, no, 273 00:09:16,695 --> 00:09:18,129 that was because of the demon. 274 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,774 Jolene, we don't have time 275 00:09:20,775 --> 00:09:22,288 to talk about this right now. 276 00:09:22,289 --> 00:09:24,224 It's coming. It's strong. 277 00:09:24,225 --> 00:09:26,158 And all it wants is Waverly. 278 00:09:26,159 --> 00:09:27,649 Well, the road is pretty 279 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,138 clear. 280 00:09:29,139 --> 00:09:31,168 I think the danger has passed. 281 00:09:31,169 --> 00:09:32,645 The Gibson greenhouse, 282 00:09:32,646 --> 00:09:34,120 the family farm - 283 00:09:31,169 --> 00:09:34,119 it's where Waverly was born. 284 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,115 I'm gonna summon it. 285 00:09:36,116 --> 00:09:38,110 I'll bind it to me. Again. 286 00:09:47,179 --> 00:09:48,650 I'll see you 287 00:09:48,651 --> 00:09:50,120 out at the Gibson place. 288 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:53,119 I have so much baking to do, 289 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,585 I'm not going, 290 00:09:54,586 --> 00:09:56,048 and you shouldn't go either. 291 00:09:56,049 --> 00:09:57,594 Well... if the Earps 292 00:09:57,595 --> 00:09:59,138 need my pistol, I'll be there. 293 00:09:59,139 --> 00:10:01,094 This family reunion is... 294 00:10:01,095 --> 00:10:03,049 really charged. 295 00:10:03,279 --> 00:10:06,018 I'll keep my counsel. 296 00:10:06,019 --> 00:10:08,240 - Wynonna can't waste her energy. - Feeling badly for you. 297 00:10:08,243 --> 00:10:10,620 Because of the thing 298 00:10:10,621 --> 00:10:13,000 about you going 299 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:12,999 to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks. 300 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,149 She told you about that? 301 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,575 Yeah, well, 302 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,149 I do not require anyone's pity, 303 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,148 least of all Wynonna Earp's. 304 00:10:19,149 --> 00:10:21,029 - She's too nice. - To say any of this, 305 00:10:21,032 --> 00:10:23,289 - But Nona's got a whack-jack mama. - And a bad-ass demon - On her plate. 306 00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:25,209 I mean, does she really need 307 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:27,129 a mortal bartender 308 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:27,128 with half a lung 309 00:10:27,129 --> 00:10:28,565 and a probable mood disorder 310 00:10:28,566 --> 00:10:30,000 dragging her down? 311 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,210 - Well, - that is somewhat reductive. 312 00:10:32,213 --> 00:10:33,700 I just wonder 313 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,189 how useful you are, you know. 314 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:36,670 I mean, what have you brought 315 00:10:36,671 --> 00:10:38,148 to the table lately? 316 00:10:38,149 --> 00:10:39,190 I don't mean any offence 317 00:10:39,191 --> 00:10:40,229 by this. 318 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:42,250 But have I ever lied to you? 319 00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:45,214 No, I don't recall 320 00:10:45,215 --> 00:10:47,139 that you have. 321 00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:47,139 No. 322 00:10:52,039 --> 00:10:54,200 Men are so much easier. 323 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:57,069 I just wish I was there 324 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:58,570 to keep that darn Waverly 325 00:10:58,571 --> 00:11:00,069 from doing something stupid. 326 00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:01,155 Well... 327 00:11:01,156 --> 00:11:02,239 we can't perform miracles, 328 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,120 but I... do my best. 329 00:11:10,179 --> 00:11:11,695 Yeah, you could have 330 00:11:11,696 --> 00:11:13,209 a really sweet grow-op in here. 331 00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:14,710 Okay, good... 332 00:11:14,711 --> 00:11:16,210 There's a door here and... 333 00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:16,209 those doors there. 334 00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:17,230 And there's a skylight, 335 00:11:17,231 --> 00:11:18,249 this one. 336 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,239 It could be an entry point. 337 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,705 Mama, can we talk? 338 00:11:21,706 --> 00:11:23,169 Sorry. Ain't that 339 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,168 what we've been doin'? 340 00:11:23,169 --> 00:11:25,090 About my real dad. 341 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,250 His... his name was Julian. 342 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:38,029 Who was he? 343 00:11:40,210 --> 00:11:42,090 He was someone better. 344 00:11:45,129 --> 00:11:46,565 I ran here 345 00:11:46,566 --> 00:11:48,000 every time I could escape. 346 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,050 And somehow he knew 347 00:11:50,051 --> 00:11:51,090 how to follow. 348 00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:56,039 Where is he? 349 00:11:57,179 --> 00:11:58,240 Where did he go? 350 00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:02,190 Later. 351 00:12:02,191 --> 00:12:04,100 None of it's gonna matter 352 00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:04,100 if we can't save his daughter. 353 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,100 Licence and registration? 354 00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:40,084 And a permit 355 00:12:40,085 --> 00:12:41,128 for your cherry light? 356 00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:42,615 Nikki! I was trying 357 00:12:42,616 --> 00:12:44,100 to get these to you 358 00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:44,100 while they were still warm. 359 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:45,615 Lemon scones? 360 00:12:45,616 --> 00:12:47,038 No poppy seeds. 361 00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:48,580 I know you hate them. 362 00:12:48,581 --> 00:12:50,120 Days of flossing, am I right? 363 00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:56,239 You... 364 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,740 you know all of my weaknesses, 365 00:12:57,741 --> 00:12:59,240 Jolene. 366 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,055 After you, I'm gonna drop off 367 00:13:02,056 --> 00:13:04,000 some fortifying treats 368 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:03,999 to the Earp ladies. 369 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,015 The homestead? 370 00:13:05,016 --> 00:13:06,028 No, no. 371 00:13:06,029 --> 00:13:07,094 They're off on some 372 00:13:07,095 --> 00:13:08,158 typically nutty mission - 373 00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:10,220 - Wavy, Nona, - and their fugitive mamacita. 374 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,500 Am I just dropping 375 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,999 all of this on you? 376 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,025 I thought Waves 377 00:13:16,026 --> 00:13:17,048 would've at least texted. 378 00:13:17,049 --> 00:13:18,164 It's, not something 379 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,278 they always think of. 380 00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:22,009 Including you in their plans? 381 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,125 Speaking of plans, 382 00:13:24,126 --> 00:13:25,128 I do have to get going. 383 00:13:25,129 --> 00:13:26,149 I need your girlfriend 384 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:27,168 to finish all of this. 385 00:13:27,169 --> 00:13:28,195 I would do it myself, 386 00:13:28,196 --> 00:13:29,219 but, of course, 387 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,120 - I can't physically harm her. - And... 388 00:13:31,123 --> 00:13:33,069 What? 389 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:34,605 Don't worry, doesn't mean 390 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,139 we can't have some fun first. 391 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:39,109 That's it, eat up. 392 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,289 There's a little crumb there. 393 00:13:42,179 --> 00:13:44,148 Jolene? 394 00:13:44,149 --> 00:13:46,119 You're free to go. 395 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,685 You tell Waverly and those. 396 00:13:47,686 --> 00:13:49,250 Earp bitches I said "hey". 397 00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:51,230 Wait, did I just say...? 398 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,120 That's right. 399 00:13:54,121 --> 00:13:55,999 "Bitches" is dead-on. 400 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,029 You just missed one. 401 00:14:09,179 --> 00:14:11,139 - If you stand here, - you can cover me. 402 00:14:13,129 --> 00:14:15,158 Wait. Where's Mama? 403 00:14:15,159 --> 00:14:16,615 On top of everything else, 404 00:14:16,616 --> 00:14:18,070 we need to be 405 00:14:15,159 --> 00:14:18,069 an adult daycare centre?! 406 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:19,615 I'm outside! 407 00:14:19,616 --> 00:14:21,159 We've gotta get 408 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:21,159 the sonofabitch here! 409 00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:28,009 Wah!! 410 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,735 First in barrel racing, 411 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,258 but the second act was roping. 412 00:14:31,259 --> 00:14:32,634 Argh! 413 00:14:32,635 --> 00:14:34,008 Back off, demon. 414 00:14:34,009 --> 00:14:35,519 I thought you cut off his head. 415 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,029 It grew back, 416 00:14:34,009 --> 00:14:37,028 ugly revenant stylez. 417 00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:38,550 But this time, 418 00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:40,069 I brought the deal-breaker. 419 00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:42,028 Make your peace. 420 00:14:42,029 --> 00:14:45,070 Through mime, if necessary. 421 00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:50,125 My God. We did it. 422 00:14:50,126 --> 00:14:52,109 We did... we did it. 423 00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:54,269 We did it!! 424 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,259 - He'll never hurt us again, - Mama. 425 00:15:01,179 --> 00:15:03,159 My God. 426 00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:06,268 He's gone. 427 00:15:06,269 --> 00:15:08,719 Christ, I almost didn't think 428 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,169 I was gonna get here 429 00:15:06,269 --> 00:15:11,168 without me being dead. 430 00:15:11,169 --> 00:15:13,029 Waverly... 431 00:15:15,090 --> 00:15:16,269 Waverly... 432 00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:26,049 Jolene. 433 00:15:27,279 --> 00:15:29,119 What are you doing here? 434 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,019 Your mother set a trap for me. 435 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,145 You can't make this easy, 436 00:15:42,146 --> 00:15:43,288 can you? 437 00:15:43,289 --> 00:15:47,230 You selfish, greedy tumour. 438 00:15:48,029 --> 00:15:49,539 You have taken everything 439 00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:51,049 from me. 440 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,288 But you are gonna pay it back! 441 00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:55,289 You'll have to do it yourself, 442 00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:57,289 but we can make that happen. 443 00:16:07,129 --> 00:16:08,269 Wynonna! 444 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,138 Mama! 445 00:16:10,139 --> 00:16:12,089 Jolene? 446 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,239 Jolene! 447 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,138 God. Are you okay?! 448 00:16:15,139 --> 00:16:16,665 I... I just came 449 00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,190 to bring a picnic. 450 00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:20,189 She grabbed me. 451 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:21,225 Don't be mad at her. 452 00:16:21,226 --> 00:16:22,258 She's confused, 453 00:16:22,259 --> 00:16:23,654 and we're all 454 00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:25,048 under so much stress. 455 00:16:25,049 --> 00:16:27,179 - Waverly, - what the hell is wrong with you? 456 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,240 I... 457 00:16:34,289 --> 00:16:35,685 To whisky! 458 00:16:35,686 --> 00:16:37,080 Whoo! 459 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,048 God, I've missed her. 460 00:16:42,049 --> 00:16:44,189 And to Jolene! 461 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:45,660 That sexy bitch. 462 00:16:45,661 --> 00:16:47,128 Madam. 463 00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:48,129 You gonna charge 464 00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:49,129 for those cookies? 465 00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:51,080 - It's a tasty way. - To make friends. 466 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,190 - Yeah, so's showing. - Your cleavage, 467 00:16:52,193 --> 00:16:53,625 And you don't have to do 468 00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:55,058 the dishes after. 469 00:16:55,059 --> 00:16:57,019 - Hey! - Hey. Ho-ho. 470 00:16:58,259 --> 00:17:01,079 Hi. 471 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,189 "Hi." Don't be like that. 472 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,190 - What? - I'm not being like anything. 473 00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,725 Well, then take a shot and 474 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,258 don't forget the cardinal rule. 475 00:17:08,259 --> 00:17:10,189 Don't drink wine after whiskey? 476 00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:12,259 - Nope. - The cardinal cardinal rule. 477 00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:14,139 Don't attack members 478 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,019 of your own team, dorkus. 479 00:17:16,259 --> 00:17:17,259 Duh. 480 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,635 You sure they want me to come? 481 00:17:22,636 --> 00:17:24,139 They still seem so mad. 482 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,205 They'll be fine, 483 00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:26,268 sugar-cube. 484 00:17:26,269 --> 00:17:29,028 Will you? 485 00:17:29,029 --> 00:17:31,139 Look, I am so sorry, Jolene. 486 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:32,705 I mean, I... I saw something... 487 00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:34,268 I don't know... 488 00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:35,779 Look, we all know that 489 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,288 you're a little trigger-happy. 490 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:39,199 Nicole calls it impulsive. 491 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,139 She said that? 492 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,099 She's meeting us at Shorty's. 493 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,199 What? You called her?! 494 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,999 She's my best friend, Waverly. 495 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,180 Cupcake for the road? 496 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,039 Thanks. 497 00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,630 Gypsy Rose Lestat seems to 498 00:18:03,631 --> 00:18:05,108 have made herself right at home. 499 00:18:05,109 --> 00:18:07,039 - Maybe I should get. - My fortune told, 500 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,095 'Cause my future 501 00:18:08,096 --> 00:18:09,149 feels wide open! 502 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:11,180 No! Look, 503 00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:13,210 all our cash is earmarked 504 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:13,209 for the Get-Mama-Pissed-fund. 505 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:14,705 Three more, barkeep. 506 00:18:14,706 --> 00:18:16,200 Comin' right up. 507 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:16,200 Yes, please. 508 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,230 Nice. 509 00:18:22,099 --> 00:18:24,108 Something I don't understand. 510 00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:26,259 - How can a revenant. - Be inside my head all this time, 511 00:18:26,262 --> 00:18:27,730 But physically in the prison? 512 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,199 It doesn't add up. 513 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,190 Would you like a Nanaimo bar? 514 00:18:32,109 --> 00:18:34,078 Need max room for max beer. 515 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,289 Or whisky. 516 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:38,245 Some revenants 517 00:18:38,246 --> 00:18:39,268 have different powers. 518 00:18:39,269 --> 00:18:40,669 Though that's a new one. 519 00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:42,068 A big one. 520 00:18:42,069 --> 00:18:44,089 - Yeah, it doesn't feel right. - At all. 521 00:18:44,092 --> 00:18:45,150 No. 522 00:18:45,151 --> 00:18:46,210 You know what else 523 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,209 doesn't feel right? 524 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,220 Just Kate thinking 525 00:18:48,221 --> 00:18:50,230 she can set up shop in our bar 526 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:50,229 just because she's Doc's wife. 527 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,069 - What? - Yeah. 528 00:18:52,072 --> 00:18:53,269 - She's his old lady. - From the Old West. 529 00:18:53,272 --> 00:18:56,170 Typical Romeo and Juliet stuff. 530 00:18:59,190 --> 00:19:00,190 Whoa. 531 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:05,655 I'll go talk to her. 532 00:19:05,656 --> 00:19:07,190 Yeah, I'm gonna drink for her. 533 00:19:22,059 --> 00:19:23,169 Who is that? 534 00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:24,278 You are still coherent. 535 00:19:24,279 --> 00:19:27,009 An act of will, Doc. 536 00:19:28,009 --> 00:19:31,189 Xavier Dolls... is dead. 537 00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:33,059 Interesting. 538 00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:38,018 Were you friends at the end? 539 00:19:38,019 --> 00:19:39,189 I'd like to think so. 540 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:41,125 That ain't why you came here, 541 00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:43,059 to ply me with... 542 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,008 banana liqueur? 543 00:19:48,009 --> 00:19:49,564 Well, feel free 544 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,119 to send it back up 545 00:19:48,009 --> 00:19:51,118 if you are declining. 546 00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:53,119 I'll just plug my nose 547 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,119 and pretend I'm in Tahiti. 548 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:57,189 Hello. 549 00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:59,179 What do you want from me, Doc? 550 00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:01,058 Tears? Shock? 551 00:20:01,059 --> 00:20:03,079 I'm looking for an angle... 552 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,028 I can use on Bulshar. 553 00:20:06,029 --> 00:20:08,220 - You know better. - Than to make deals with devils. 554 00:20:08,223 --> 00:20:09,675 A lesson we have both been slow 555 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,129 to learn. 556 00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:14,068 I... want to negotiate! 557 00:20:14,069 --> 00:20:17,028 I... want a visitor. 558 00:20:17,029 --> 00:20:18,250 Waverly Earp. 559 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,169 I will do my level best. 560 00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:24,219 Bulshar wants his ring. 561 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,660 It was on his hand when it got 562 00:20:26,661 --> 00:20:29,099 cut off by his spider wife, 563 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:29,098 the widow. 564 00:20:29,099 --> 00:20:30,278 What does it do? 565 00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:31,674 It makes his finger 566 00:20:31,675 --> 00:20:33,068 look really pretty. 567 00:20:33,069 --> 00:20:35,039 Well, I have not seen it 568 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,008 since we ended her. 569 00:20:37,009 --> 00:20:39,078 Your little team of heroes. 570 00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:41,160 One of them must've jacked it. 571 00:20:42,109 --> 00:20:43,130 And they haven't told you 572 00:20:43,131 --> 00:20:44,149 they have it yet. 573 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:46,179 Enjoy the belly-wash. 574 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:48,160 Sorry you'll have to stand 575 00:20:48,161 --> 00:20:50,140 in your own piss afterwards. 576 00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:54,544 Send me Waverly! 577 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,008 You owe me, Doc! 578 00:20:56,009 --> 00:20:58,058 Send me Waverly! 579 00:20:58,059 --> 00:20:59,259 Obviously, - I assumed. 580 00:20:59,262 --> 00:21:00,700 She was mega-dead by now, 581 00:21:00,701 --> 00:21:02,139 nothing but a body. 582 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:03,199 But what a body. 583 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,120 That's Big Nose Kate?! 584 00:21:05,121 --> 00:21:07,038 Her nose is perfect. 585 00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:08,110 Well, in better news, 586 00:21:08,111 --> 00:21:09,179 she has to go around 587 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,610 with that nickname now 588 00:21:10,611 --> 00:21:12,038 for the rest of eternity. 589 00:21:12,039 --> 00:21:13,654 You are Wynonna Earp. 590 00:21:13,655 --> 00:21:15,269 Now get your butt out here 591 00:21:12,039 --> 00:21:15,268 and I will do repairs. 592 00:21:15,269 --> 00:21:18,008 What repairs? 593 00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:19,100 I don't need repairs. 594 00:21:19,101 --> 00:21:20,190 Honey. 595 00:21:23,269 --> 00:21:26,019 Good call. 596 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,268 Hey. Are you okay? 597 00:21:33,269 --> 00:21:35,215 See, Waverly gets it. 598 00:21:35,216 --> 00:21:37,160 She's the one that told me 599 00:21:33,269 --> 00:21:37,160 that Kate was his wife. 600 00:21:38,039 --> 00:21:39,209 You knew?! 601 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:40,740 Well... 602 00:21:40,741 --> 00:21:42,268 it was Doc's right to tell... 603 00:21:42,269 --> 00:21:43,750 I didn't think I should. 604 00:21:43,751 --> 00:21:45,230 Be loyal? Yeah. 605 00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:49,100 Look, Wynonna, 606 00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:51,049 Kate came for him, 607 00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:51,048 not vice versa. 608 00:21:51,049 --> 00:21:53,135 Now, you shove those legendary. 609 00:21:53,136 --> 00:21:55,220 Earp ta-tas up and you go 610 00:21:51,049 --> 00:21:55,219 and you tantalize that man. 611 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:56,235 I don't think 612 00:21:56,236 --> 00:21:57,249 that's a good idea. 613 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,635 So you can't not be 614 00:21:59,636 --> 00:22:02,019 on Wynonna's side 615 00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:02,018 and then tell her how to behave. 616 00:22:02,019 --> 00:22:04,049 - Well... - since when do we have sides? 617 00:22:04,052 --> 00:22:05,615 I dunno, but you sure as hell 618 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,180 don't seem to be on mine, 619 00:22:04,049 --> 00:22:07,180 half-sister. 620 00:22:15,109 --> 00:22:16,135 Why did I just say that? 621 00:22:16,136 --> 00:22:17,159 That was awful. 622 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,028 I don't think so, hon. 623 00:22:19,029 --> 00:22:20,125 I think that's exactly 624 00:22:20,126 --> 00:22:21,220 what she needed to hear. 625 00:22:35,259 --> 00:22:36,679 I should have some staff 626 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,099 here somewhere. 627 00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:42,059 Y'know, I thought I liked you, 628 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:44,018 Johnny Hank. 629 00:22:44,019 --> 00:22:45,269 Classic cowboy... 630 00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:47,705 bar full of bottles - 631 00:22:47,706 --> 00:22:49,179 that turns my crank. 632 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:50,250 Here. 633 00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:54,180 But... 634 00:22:56,039 --> 00:22:57,199 What is this? 635 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,240 I call it... 636 00:22:59,241 --> 00:23:01,278 the Don't Have A Stealth Wife. 637 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:02,730 While You're Doin' My Daughter. 638 00:23:02,731 --> 00:23:04,180 You Enormous Prick! 639 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,600 It is a pitiful evening 640 00:23:16,601 --> 00:23:17,999 indeed. 641 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,120 I cannot even catch the eye 642 00:23:19,121 --> 00:23:20,239 of Jolene, 643 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,250 the prettiest girl in Purgatory. 644 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,159 I don't like you at all. 645 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,109 I didn't even mean that. 646 00:23:39,009 --> 00:23:40,009 Nicky. 647 00:23:40,010 --> 00:23:41,009 Hey. 648 00:23:39,009 --> 00:23:41,008 You made it. 649 00:23:41,009 --> 00:23:42,514 Can I get you a drink? 650 00:23:42,515 --> 00:23:44,019 Yes, please. 651 00:23:45,130 --> 00:23:47,085 No, I-I won't go see him. 652 00:23:47,086 --> 00:23:49,039 We can't open that door. 653 00:23:45,130 --> 00:23:49,038 Can we? 654 00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:51,059 Well, he did say 655 00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:53,079 it was to your own advantage. 656 00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:53,079 Excuse me? 657 00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:55,194 I know you two aren't talking 658 00:23:55,195 --> 00:23:57,109 about Bobo Del Rey without me, 659 00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:57,108 right? 660 00:23:57,109 --> 00:23:58,694 I'm just... trying to find 661 00:23:58,695 --> 00:24:00,279 a way to, contribute. 662 00:23:57,109 --> 00:24:00,278 Doc. 663 00:24:00,279 --> 00:24:02,164 'Cause I feel 664 00:24:02,165 --> 00:24:04,049 like you've been contributing 665 00:24:00,279 --> 00:24:04,048 all over the place! 666 00:24:04,049 --> 00:24:06,059 Wynonna... 667 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:08,069 It seems you are incapable 668 00:24:04,049 --> 00:24:08,068 of keeping a confidence. 669 00:24:08,069 --> 00:24:09,180 - You're married! - Guys... 670 00:24:09,183 --> 00:24:10,383 - Shut up, Waverly! - Shut up!! 671 00:24:12,089 --> 00:24:13,620 Pardon the interruption, 672 00:24:13,621 --> 00:24:15,150 but I heard someone wished 673 00:24:12,089 --> 00:24:15,149 to cross my palm? 674 00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:16,720 Ha-ha. 675 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:18,289 Is that what they're calling it 676 00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:18,288 these days? 677 00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:19,704 Didn't think your palm 678 00:24:19,705 --> 00:24:21,118 was necessarily involved. 679 00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:22,635 Maybe this isn't the best time. 680 00:24:22,636 --> 00:24:24,149 Hey, Waverly... 681 00:24:24,150 --> 00:24:26,130 maybe mow your own lawn. 682 00:24:32,099 --> 00:24:33,184 Well, it's all in the smile 683 00:24:33,185 --> 00:24:34,268 and wave. 684 00:24:34,269 --> 00:24:36,229 It's quite a smile. 685 00:24:36,230 --> 00:24:38,268 Here, let me grab that for you. 686 00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:41,078 What are you doing? 687 00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:43,159 I just, got here. 688 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,249 We're having a brilliant time. 689 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,680 Whoa! Okay, Waverly. 690 00:24:46,681 --> 00:24:48,108 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 691 00:24:48,109 --> 00:24:50,170 - Hey! - No, just give me a second! 692 00:24:50,173 --> 00:24:51,605 Okay. 693 00:24:51,606 --> 00:24:53,039 She's just pouring me a beer! 694 00:24:54,009 --> 00:24:56,069 - Okay, whoa, guys. - Just take it easy, alright? 695 00:24:56,072 --> 00:24:57,544 Let's not move, copper. 696 00:24:57,545 --> 00:24:59,019 Get off of her! 697 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,169 Yeah! Alright! 698 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:04,670 Nice, Mama. 699 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,169 Wah!! 700 00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:08,269 This one goes out to chaos. 701 00:25:17,009 --> 00:25:19,038 Whoo!! 702 00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:20,074 Mama, get down! 703 00:25:20,075 --> 00:25:21,108 Hey, get off! 704 00:25:21,109 --> 00:25:23,079 - Come on down. - Hey! 705 00:25:23,082 --> 00:25:24,605 Whoo! 706 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,129 First call for free alcohol! 707 00:25:26,130 --> 00:25:28,159 Yeah! 708 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,278 Whoa!! 709 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,078 Mama! 710 00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:35,130 You're back for one day 711 00:25:35,131 --> 00:25:36,180 and then you got... 712 00:25:38,279 --> 00:25:39,669 You're cut off! 713 00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:41,059 You're my kid! 714 00:25:38,279 --> 00:25:41,058 You don't turn off my taps! 715 00:25:41,059 --> 00:25:42,640 Don't tell her what to do! 716 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:44,220 Hey! 717 00:25:41,059 --> 00:25:44,219 I can fight my own battles! 718 00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:45,685 Yeah? When are you... 719 00:25:45,686 --> 00:25:47,150 gonna start? 720 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:52,700 Goddammit, Wynonna, 721 00:25:52,701 --> 00:25:54,149 can't you be sober for once?! 722 00:25:54,150 --> 00:25:56,185 Yeah? Can you be 723 00:25:56,186 --> 00:25:58,220 a not-stuck-up... suck-up?! 724 00:26:01,150 --> 00:26:02,620 I pursued that man 725 00:26:02,621 --> 00:26:04,089 over continents and centuries 726 00:26:01,150 --> 00:26:04,088 and I do not give up! 727 00:26:04,089 --> 00:26:06,039 - Blah, bitch. - Have you met me? 728 00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:08,018 Excuse me. 729 00:26:08,019 --> 00:26:11,019 Whoa! 730 00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,119 Ok, move! In you go... 731 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,655 Just try not to hit each other, 732 00:26:23,656 --> 00:26:25,068 okay? Or do. 733 00:26:25,069 --> 00:26:26,220 - You punched everybody else. - In town. 734 00:26:26,223 --> 00:26:27,630 I got the mutton-chop dude 735 00:26:27,631 --> 00:26:29,038 and I got the... 736 00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:30,239 I got that vampire whore... 737 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,195 And I got the ginger cop. 738 00:26:32,196 --> 00:26:34,149 I'm sorry. And Doc... 739 00:26:34,150 --> 00:26:35,605 And Doc. 740 00:26:35,606 --> 00:26:37,059 Jinx! You owe me a beer! 741 00:26:39,289 --> 00:26:40,699 You know, Jolene sent you guys 742 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,108 some baking, 743 00:26:42,109 --> 00:26:44,064 but I'm just gonna give it 744 00:26:44,065 --> 00:26:46,019 to the staff for having to deal 745 00:26:42,109 --> 00:26:46,018 with the two of you! 746 00:26:46,019 --> 00:26:47,169 Boo...! 747 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,600 It was lovely 748 00:26:48,601 --> 00:26:50,028 to meet you, Officer. 749 00:26:50,029 --> 00:26:51,105 Was it? 750 00:26:51,106 --> 00:26:52,180 Meh. 751 00:26:52,269 --> 00:26:53,745 If they give you any trouble... 752 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:55,219 They're Earps. 753 00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:58,119 Yeah. Call me first. Right? 754 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,049 Ahem. 755 00:27:05,039 --> 00:27:06,069 Hi. 756 00:27:07,069 --> 00:27:08,150 Okay. 757 00:27:08,151 --> 00:27:09,230 I-I... 758 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,068 just came to bail them out. 759 00:27:12,069 --> 00:27:13,640 Well, no bail for drunks. 760 00:27:13,641 --> 00:27:15,209 They stay until they're not. 761 00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:16,605 Well, 762 00:27:16,606 --> 00:27:18,000 then see you next week. 763 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:21,105 Even though Wynonna 764 00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:23,170 did assault an officer, 765 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:23,169 I'm not gonna press charges. 766 00:27:23,170 --> 00:27:24,700 But Michelle? We've gotta 767 00:27:24,701 --> 00:27:26,229 turn her in to the feds. 768 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:27,625 What? Nicole! No. 769 00:27:27,626 --> 00:27:29,019 Harbouring a fugitive 770 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:29,018 at your home, 771 00:27:29,019 --> 00:27:30,575 one who tried 772 00:27:30,576 --> 00:27:32,130 to kill you as a child?! 773 00:27:29,019 --> 00:27:32,129 What were you thinking?! 774 00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:34,039 - She's my mother! - And I'm a cop! 775 00:27:34,042 --> 00:27:36,180 - You didn't think. - To talk to me about it first?! 776 00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:42,159 I was... I was going to. 777 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,655 But you didn't. 778 00:27:43,656 --> 00:27:45,149 I had to hear it from Jolene. 779 00:27:45,150 --> 00:27:47,109 - Were you not even thinking. - About me at all? 780 00:27:47,112 --> 00:27:48,569 Am I always the last person 781 00:27:48,570 --> 00:27:50,028 you consider?! 782 00:27:50,029 --> 00:27:51,160 No. I... 783 00:27:53,009 --> 00:27:55,009 I'm so sorry. I... 784 00:27:59,289 --> 00:28:00,699 Can I call you later? 785 00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:02,109 Yeah, or don't. 786 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,655 Like a queen 787 00:28:06,656 --> 00:28:08,109 surveying her kingdom. 788 00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:12,090 Sorry? 789 00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:14,038 No, I don't believe you are. 790 00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:16,169 I'm bored. Want a freebie? 791 00:28:16,170 --> 00:28:17,650 No, thanks. 792 00:28:17,651 --> 00:28:19,130 I'm not interested. 793 00:28:21,289 --> 00:28:23,189 Five of Wands. 794 00:28:23,190 --> 00:28:25,088 This is a warning. 795 00:28:25,089 --> 00:28:27,019 You have an outstanding bill. 796 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000 I'm all paid up. 797 00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:30,000 Just ask your hubby. 798 00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:31,055 You owe fealty. 799 00:28:31,056 --> 00:28:32,108 And if you were my friend, 800 00:28:32,109 --> 00:28:34,175 I'd tell you to pay that debt, 801 00:28:34,176 --> 00:28:36,240 for he knows what you've done. 802 00:28:32,109 --> 00:28:36,239 He is coming. 803 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,150 - You know, - the thing with vampires is, 804 00:28:38,153 --> 00:28:40,230 - You all think. - You're the life of the party, 805 00:28:40,233 --> 00:28:42,625 But actually you're all a bunch 806 00:28:42,626 --> 00:28:45,018 of high-maintenance, whiny-ass, 807 00:28:45,019 --> 00:28:47,150 - dirt-stinking blood-sucking. - Buzz-kills. 808 00:28:47,153 --> 00:28:48,620 And your lipstick's 809 00:28:48,621 --> 00:28:50,088 always kind of janky 810 00:28:50,089 --> 00:28:51,145 'cause of your weird 811 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,200 oral fixation. 812 00:28:58,039 --> 00:28:59,259 Jolene. 813 00:29:02,259 --> 00:29:05,029 Waverly? Waverly. 814 00:29:05,259 --> 00:29:07,219 Hey. 815 00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:09,199 Karaoke night! 816 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,258 Is your bar totally busted? 817 00:29:11,259 --> 00:29:13,180 No thanks to you. 818 00:29:15,009 --> 00:29:17,019 You know anything about a ring? 819 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:19,029 A ring that may 820 00:29:15,009 --> 00:29:19,029 have been Bulshar's? 821 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,130 Nicole does. 822 00:29:23,009 --> 00:29:24,259 Alright, I will bite. 823 00:29:26,009 --> 00:29:28,108 Why, pray tell, are you crying? 824 00:29:28,109 --> 00:29:29,279 Again. 825 00:29:31,150 --> 00:29:33,278 Because everything? I... 826 00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:35,240 I think Nicole just dumped me 827 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:37,200 and I don't - guess what? - 828 00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:37,199 I don't even blame her. 829 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,179 I... I yelled at Wynonna. 830 00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:41,140 Mama's going back to jail 831 00:29:41,141 --> 00:29:43,099 and I feel 832 00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:43,099 like it's all my fault. 833 00:29:44,019 --> 00:29:45,534 She said the demon came 834 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:47,048 when I was born. 835 00:29:47,049 --> 00:29:48,240 When you were born. 836 00:29:49,150 --> 00:29:50,220 Wait. 837 00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:53,690 Are you saying... 838 00:29:53,691 --> 00:29:55,240 The demon. 839 00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:58,069 Is it me? 840 00:30:08,009 --> 00:30:10,058 You know, it would make sense. 841 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:11,669 You're not the same 842 00:30:11,670 --> 00:30:13,279 as the rest of 'em. 843 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:13,278 Bobo said you were his kin. 844 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:15,640 Plus - oof - 845 00:30:15,641 --> 00:30:18,000 you got a real vicious streak. 846 00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:20,109 Just ask Jolene. 847 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,088 Hello, beautiful. 848 00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:26,088 I'm just waiting for Waverly. 849 00:30:26,089 --> 00:30:28,135 We got into this huge fight. 850 00:30:28,136 --> 00:30:30,180 I don't even know why I said 851 00:30:26,089 --> 00:30:30,179 half the things that I said. 852 00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:32,129 I see you. 853 00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:33,590 You spend your life 854 00:30:33,591 --> 00:30:35,049 rescuing others. 855 00:30:36,089 --> 00:30:38,018 What about you? 856 00:30:38,019 --> 00:30:39,190 What are you doing? 857 00:30:40,029 --> 00:30:41,279 Whatever I want. 858 00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:47,129 Are you... even gay? 859 00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:49,240 I'm whatever you want me to be. 860 00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:52,079 And everything that she's not. 861 00:30:52,259 --> 00:30:54,088 I love Waverly. 862 00:30:54,089 --> 00:30:55,179 No, you don't. 863 00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:56,268 Yes, I do. I love her. 864 00:30:56,269 --> 00:30:58,274 And you, I don't even... 865 00:30:58,275 --> 00:31:00,279 I don't even think I like you. 866 00:31:02,039 --> 00:31:04,160 Cagnia mortuus! 867 00:31:07,049 --> 00:31:08,590 Impossible. I threw this away 868 00:31:08,591 --> 00:31:10,130 into the woods. 869 00:31:14,109 --> 00:31:15,249 What is that? 870 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,149 It's Bulshar's ring. 871 00:31:17,150 --> 00:31:19,059 He is risen. 872 00:31:27,269 --> 00:31:29,674 Ma, are you awake? 873 00:31:29,675 --> 00:31:32,078 My, God, I wish I wasn't. 874 00:31:32,079 --> 00:31:34,108 I'm sorry... 875 00:31:34,109 --> 00:31:35,589 about the mean stuff 876 00:31:35,590 --> 00:31:37,069 I said before. 877 00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:39,230 For thinking 878 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,278 you were an asshole... 879 00:31:40,279 --> 00:31:42,649 the whole time you were... 880 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:45,019 sacrificing everything for us. 881 00:31:45,190 --> 00:31:46,620 Well, I'll tell you what I did. 882 00:31:46,621 --> 00:31:48,048 I was a mom. 883 00:31:48,049 --> 00:31:49,240 - And you'd have done. - The same thing. 884 00:31:49,243 --> 00:31:51,139 I did. 885 00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:53,029 My little girl. 886 00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:56,118 Alice Michelle. 887 00:31:56,119 --> 00:31:58,200 Alice Michelle? 888 00:31:59,009 --> 00:32:00,509 I sent her away 889 00:32:00,510 --> 00:32:02,008 until this curse is gone. 890 00:32:02,009 --> 00:32:03,024 Sounds like you made 891 00:32:03,025 --> 00:32:04,039 the right choice. 892 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:07,209 Feels like... shitty shit. 893 00:32:07,210 --> 00:32:10,008 Hey, she's lucky. 894 00:32:10,009 --> 00:32:11,549 Can you imagine... 895 00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:13,088 you and me... 896 00:32:13,089 --> 00:32:15,058 toasted on schnapps 897 00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:17,170 - at the back. - Of the school nativity play, 898 00:32:17,173 --> 00:32:19,088 Going "Whoo-hoo!!" 899 00:32:19,089 --> 00:32:21,089 Hey, you're one hot Virgin Mary, 900 00:32:21,090 --> 00:32:23,089 "Earp!" 901 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,039 I just... 902 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:31,039 still can't figure out... 903 00:32:32,099 --> 00:32:33,160 why a demon died 904 00:32:33,161 --> 00:32:34,220 like a revenant. 905 00:32:38,049 --> 00:32:39,579 My head feels different. 906 00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:41,109 It feels wrong. 907 00:32:43,059 --> 00:32:44,610 How does Jolene know 908 00:32:44,611 --> 00:32:46,159 that I love Nanaimo bars? 909 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,250 - Maybe it's just the whisky. - Passing through? 910 00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:53,184 No, I feel it. I think 911 00:32:53,185 --> 00:32:55,099 the demon's still out there. 912 00:32:58,029 --> 00:33:00,079 So's my baby sister. 913 00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:16,154 If it isn't the demon... 914 00:33:16,155 --> 00:33:18,269 Waverly. 915 00:33:24,029 --> 00:33:25,029 Hey 911! 911! 916 00:33:25,259 --> 00:33:26,769 Randy! Get your khaki ass in 917 00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:28,278 here! 918 00:33:28,279 --> 00:33:32,019 I saw your name on the board, - Michelle -I saw your name on the board, Michelle Gibson, - And I did not believe it. 919 00:33:32,022 --> 00:33:34,085 You don't recognize 920 00:33:34,086 --> 00:33:36,150 these dulcet tones? Hi, Randy. 921 00:33:32,019 --> 00:33:36,149 Now let me the hell out. 922 00:33:36,150 --> 00:33:37,645 You know, on top of you two 923 00:33:37,646 --> 00:33:39,140 being in here 924 00:33:36,150 --> 00:33:39,139 for public intoxication, 925 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:40,175 there's a state warrant 926 00:33:40,176 --> 00:33:41,209 out for your arrest. 927 00:33:41,210 --> 00:33:43,180 Yes, there's also 928 00:33:43,181 --> 00:33:45,150 a bastard demon out there trying 929 00:33:41,210 --> 00:33:45,149 to kill Waverly right now! 930 00:33:45,150 --> 00:33:47,160 - Michelle, let's not go back. - To the crazy talk. 931 00:33:47,163 --> 00:33:49,130 - Like that night. - You burned down the barn. 932 00:33:49,133 --> 00:33:50,190 Nedley! 933 00:33:50,191 --> 00:33:51,250 She's telling the truth. 934 00:33:49,130 --> 00:33:51,249 So let me out. Now. 935 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:52,690 There's only Jolene 936 00:33:52,691 --> 00:33:54,130 to look after her. 937 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:54,129 Who's Jolene? 938 00:33:54,130 --> 00:33:56,190 Jolene. You know. 939 00:33:56,191 --> 00:33:58,250 We grew up with her. 940 00:33:54,130 --> 00:33:58,250 Last name? Which family? 941 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,195 I dunno. 942 00:34:00,196 --> 00:34:01,229 Did they live in town? 943 00:34:01,230 --> 00:34:02,735 Which concession? 944 00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:04,240 You got a phone number? 945 00:34:01,230 --> 00:34:04,239 Everybody's got a phone number. 946 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,240 Demons don't. 947 00:34:07,049 --> 00:34:08,574 Also, do you know 948 00:34:08,575 --> 00:34:10,099 who brought in the baking? 949 00:34:07,049 --> 00:34:10,098 I could use some breakfast. 950 00:34:10,099 --> 00:34:11,115 Put down that tart, 951 00:34:11,116 --> 00:34:12,130 Randy!! 952 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,099 You're not good. 953 00:34:17,059 --> 00:34:19,000 If you were good... 954 00:34:19,179 --> 00:34:21,205 you wouldn't have lost... 955 00:34:21,206 --> 00:34:23,230 everything. 956 00:34:27,289 --> 00:34:29,184 Are you going to do 957 00:34:29,185 --> 00:34:31,079 something right... 958 00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:33,210 for once?! 959 00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:36,145 My mom would never say this, 960 00:34:36,146 --> 00:34:38,030 but she did all this to... 961 00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:40,700 to protect me from... 962 00:34:40,701 --> 00:34:43,139 from the dark thing. 963 00:34:46,130 --> 00:34:49,230 You... are the dark thing. 964 00:34:52,019 --> 00:34:54,178 The real baby was special, 965 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,210 but you're not her. 966 00:34:57,199 --> 00:34:59,169 You're a changeling, 967 00:34:59,170 --> 00:35:03,029 the evil that she left behind 968 00:35:03,030 --> 00:35:07,109 that night in the burning barn. 969 00:35:07,110 --> 00:35:09,078 My father was a demon. 970 00:35:09,079 --> 00:35:11,119 You know he is. 971 00:35:13,139 --> 00:35:14,649 You can't cheerlead your way 972 00:35:14,650 --> 00:35:16,159 out of this one. 973 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:25,219 It's too much. 974 00:35:27,030 --> 00:35:28,280 Then do it! 975 00:35:30,139 --> 00:35:31,280 End it! 976 00:35:32,079 --> 00:35:33,674 It's the only thing 977 00:35:33,675 --> 00:35:35,269 that will make it better! 978 00:35:43,119 --> 00:35:44,260 Do it. 979 00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:47,118 Waverly!! 980 00:35:47,119 --> 00:35:48,159 Officer Haught! 981 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,198 Are you in here?! 982 00:35:49,199 --> 00:35:51,130 Waverly! 983 00:35:54,050 --> 00:35:55,069 Waverly! 984 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,140 What about her? 985 00:35:56,141 --> 00:35:57,210 Jolene's the demon. 986 00:35:58,019 --> 00:35:59,519 I was born at the exact 987 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,019 same time as you. 988 00:36:02,090 --> 00:36:03,130 Twins? 989 00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:05,259 In a sick sense. 990 00:36:05,260 --> 00:36:07,289 The universe craves balance. 991 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,230 And you came and arrived 992 00:36:10,231 --> 00:36:12,178 out of the light, 993 00:36:12,179 --> 00:36:14,098 and I... 994 00:36:14,099 --> 00:36:16,289 I crawled out of the muck. 995 00:36:17,159 --> 00:36:20,049 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 996 00:36:20,050 --> 00:36:21,560 Everything good 997 00:36:21,561 --> 00:36:23,070 was given to you. 998 00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:28,239 Freedom, flaxen hair, family. 999 00:36:30,130 --> 00:36:32,138 And what did I get? 1000 00:36:32,139 --> 00:36:34,098 I got shunned, 1001 00:36:34,099 --> 00:36:37,030 starved... reviled! 1002 00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:40,170 But we're equals now. 1003 00:36:41,159 --> 00:36:44,280 Because nobody loves you either. 1004 00:36:49,059 --> 00:36:50,279 Why don't you do it? 1005 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,700 Haven't you been listening?! 1006 00:36:52,701 --> 00:36:55,119 We're linked, you idiot!!! 1007 00:36:57,110 --> 00:36:59,095 Do it, 1008 00:36:59,096 --> 00:37:01,079 you useless piece of skin. 1009 00:37:03,059 --> 00:37:04,190 Wynonna! 1010 00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,130 Wynonna loves me. 1011 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,525 No. 1012 00:37:09,526 --> 00:37:11,049 Yes. Yes. Always. 1013 00:37:11,050 --> 00:37:12,110 And... and despite 1014 00:37:12,111 --> 00:37:13,169 what happened tonight, 1015 00:37:13,170 --> 00:37:14,605 I know... 1016 00:37:14,606 --> 00:37:16,038 I know that Nicole does too. 1017 00:37:16,039 --> 00:37:19,069 And... and... and Doc and... 1018 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,249 Jeremy and... 1019 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,169 Mama. 1020 00:37:22,170 --> 00:37:24,269 - You're lying to yourself. - No. 1021 00:37:24,272 --> 00:37:25,694 You don't bring them 1022 00:37:25,695 --> 00:37:27,118 a single thing! 1023 00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:28,279 I'm here. 1024 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,139 I'm here and I stay... 1025 00:37:32,179 --> 00:37:35,079 And I love them back and... 1026 00:37:36,110 --> 00:37:39,029 And I... I never, never, 1027 00:37:39,030 --> 00:37:41,260 never give up on them. 1028 00:37:48,179 --> 00:37:50,099 It's my birthright. 1029 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,219 Well, this is mine! 1030 00:37:57,260 --> 00:37:59,169 I can still fix this. 1031 00:37:59,170 --> 00:38:02,110 This is for Nicole. 1032 00:38:02,230 --> 00:38:04,235 And this is for making me feel 1033 00:38:04,236 --> 00:38:06,238 worthless!! 1034 00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,635 You can't kill me 1035 00:38:08,636 --> 00:38:11,030 without killing yourself! 1036 00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:11,030 But she can. 1037 00:38:17,090 --> 00:38:18,269 I'm your friend. 1038 00:38:20,159 --> 00:38:22,000 You love me. 1039 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,039 I love her more. 1040 00:38:31,170 --> 00:38:34,159 Goddamn Earps. 1041 00:38:39,059 --> 00:38:41,159 Hey. Hey, hey. 1042 00:38:42,199 --> 00:38:44,210 Don't let the bitch get away. 1043 00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:53,018 You slag! 1044 00:38:53,019 --> 00:38:55,049 What are you doing? 1045 00:38:55,050 --> 00:38:56,630 Something I dreamed about 1046 00:38:56,631 --> 00:38:58,210 every time you kept me awake 1047 00:38:55,050 --> 00:38:58,209 in my cell, 1048 00:38:58,210 --> 00:38:59,665 whispering what you were gonna 1049 00:38:59,666 --> 00:39:01,119 do to my daughter! 1050 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,170 What is that? 1051 00:39:07,150 --> 00:39:09,050 - It's him. - No. 1052 00:39:10,099 --> 00:39:12,615 That was fealty. 1053 00:39:12,616 --> 00:39:15,130 I swear... the girl was for you. 1054 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,119 Bulshar! 1055 00:39:41,110 --> 00:39:43,049 Come on, girls. 1056 00:39:43,050 --> 00:39:45,059 Let's go home. 1057 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:50,000 Even though your were in the 1058 00:39:48,179 --> 00:39:50,000 thrall if a powerful super evil 1059 00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:50,000 demon and her unearthly baked 1060 00:39:49,219 --> 00:39:50,219 goods, you said. 1061 00:39:53,019 --> 00:39:55,109 I said... 1062 00:39:55,110 --> 00:39:57,580 that you are the only luscious, 1063 00:39:57,581 --> 00:40:00,049 funny... 1064 00:40:00,050 --> 00:40:02,000 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1065 00:40:02,003 --> 00:40:05,049 Hot-as-hell baby that I need. 1066 00:40:05,050 --> 00:40:07,110 - Then she got super pissed. - And threw me into the dresser, 1067 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:08,170 And... that's when 1068 00:40:08,171 --> 00:40:09,229 the ring fell. 1069 00:40:09,230 --> 00:40:10,240 Then it burned her? 1070 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,249 Yeah. 1071 00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:13,630 And then she got 1072 00:40:13,631 --> 00:40:16,010 even more pissed 1073 00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:16,009 and tossed me into the closet. 1074 00:40:16,010 --> 00:40:17,158 Ironically. 1075 00:40:17,159 --> 00:40:20,158 Hey, hey, she's gone now. 1076 00:40:20,159 --> 00:40:22,139 That's what's important, right? 1077 00:40:23,059 --> 00:40:24,635 Right. 1078 00:40:24,636 --> 00:40:26,210 But the ring coming back to you, 1079 00:40:23,059 --> 00:40:26,209 that's... 1080 00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:27,735 Yeah, kind of a creepy 1081 00:40:27,736 --> 00:40:29,260 boomerang vibe. 1082 00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:29,259 Yeah... 1083 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:32,250 But it kept you safe from her. 1084 00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:36,135 I'm sorry. Sometimes things 1085 00:40:36,136 --> 00:40:38,209 are... are so completely nuts, 1086 00:40:38,210 --> 00:40:40,118 and you, you... 1087 00:40:40,119 --> 00:40:42,099 well, you seem okay 1088 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:44,079 and sane and safe. 1089 00:40:44,219 --> 00:40:45,675 So I forget to give you 1090 00:40:45,676 --> 00:40:47,129 the completely-nuts update. 1091 00:40:47,130 --> 00:40:48,700 Yeah, you know what? 1092 00:40:48,701 --> 00:40:50,269 How about you just, 1093 00:40:47,130 --> 00:40:50,269 update me later, 'kay? 1094 00:40:58,199 --> 00:41:00,169 Bulshar! 1095 00:41:00,170 --> 00:41:02,999 I wish to speak to you. 1096 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,999 I am done with pity. 1097 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,039 I am not play acting the hero. 1098 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:09,730 I have come 1099 00:41:09,731 --> 00:41:11,199 with something you desire. 1100 00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:15,710 Something 1101 00:41:15,711 --> 00:41:17,280 I will never relinquish. 1102 00:41:18,079 --> 00:41:19,569 And I will never stop fighting 1103 00:41:19,570 --> 00:41:21,058 for them. 1104 00:41:21,059 --> 00:41:24,159 Whatever it takes, I will do. 1105 00:41:26,139 --> 00:41:28,050 Even this. 1106 00:41:31,130 --> 00:41:33,249 I am Doc Holliday. 1107 00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:36,078 I do not fear the void. 1108 00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:39,049 I spit into the void! 1109 00:41:39,050 --> 00:41:41,178 So it seems, Bulshar, 1110 00:41:41,179 --> 00:41:43,219 we do have an accord. 1111 00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:46,260 I may be going to hell... 1112 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,210 but I will drag you with me. 1113 00:42:08,150 --> 00:42:10,170 Ding-dong. Anyone home? 1114 00:42:14,219 --> 00:42:16,244 Something tells me I'm not 1115 00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:18,269 getting more banana liqueur, 1116 00:42:14,219 --> 00:42:18,268 am I? 1117 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:19,779 Of course, any visit 1118 00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:21,288 from a sweet Earp is... 1119 00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:22,750 I came to tell you 1120 00:42:22,751 --> 00:42:24,210 she ain't coming 1121 00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:24,209 and she never will. 1122 00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:25,675 I'm working real hard 1123 00:42:25,676 --> 00:42:27,138 on keeping my family safe. 1124 00:42:27,139 --> 00:42:28,575 And you know what? 1125 00:42:28,576 --> 00:42:30,009 Part of keeping them safe... 1126 00:42:30,010 --> 00:42:31,055 means keeping them 1127 00:42:31,056 --> 00:42:32,098 the hell away from you. 1128 00:42:32,099 --> 00:42:34,029 Wynonna! 1129 00:42:34,030 --> 00:42:36,230 I bear news of great joy. 1130 00:42:37,159 --> 00:42:39,199 Your sister is blessed. 1131 00:42:40,030 --> 00:42:42,178 Her real father, 1132 00:42:42,179 --> 00:42:45,149 a fella named... Julian. 1133 00:42:45,150 --> 00:42:46,680 What about him? 1134 00:42:46,681 --> 00:42:48,209 He was an angel. 1135 00:42:48,210 --> 00:42:50,650 An honest-to-God, 1136 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:53,090 heavens-above angel. 69431

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