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-[man] Hello, Junior.
-[bell dings]
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-[man laughs]
-[TV, indistinct]
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[boy on TV laughs]
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-[man laughs]
- Magic trick.
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Oh!
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You guys. That poor kid
might have really gotten hurt.
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Oh, sweetie. It's hilarious.
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-[horn blares]
- OK, we are late. I gotta go.
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Thanks for taking care of her, Dad.
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Bye, Rudie. I love you.
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Bye, Chickenbutt.
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Let's get one of us both.
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- OK.
- OK.
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[man on TV] There's no place
like Magic Land.
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[Rudie] That looks fun.
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Of course, I can't go.
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Oh, it's all hype anyway.
You make your own fun.
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Besides, amusement parks these days...
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Let's just say Magic Land
lost its magic a long time ago.
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Or for the best deal, purchase a memb...
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And I should know.
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Your mom ever tell you that your old papaw
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owned one of the greatest
amusement parks of all time?
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- She didn't?
- No.
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What? It was epic. That's my damn legacy.
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Yeah, this was when I was living
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up in the woods near Calico Ridge.
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00f! It was a wild time.
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[animal growling]
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[sighs]
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Things could be worse.
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My next-door neighbor
was an alcoholic bear
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who would sneak into my yard
and try to kill me for my beer.
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Yep, true story.
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Go on. Go away.
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Go away. No, no, no. Come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no.
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Don't be a prick. Don't you be a prick.
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[roars]
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He was a persistent little bastard too.
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I would have shared the beer with him,
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but he was kind of an angry drunk.
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No, no, no, no. Go, go, go, go.
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Good boy.
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[yells]
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[groans]
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Oh, fuck.
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- Come on, Papaw.
- What? That's how it happened.
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Honest lnjun.
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Guess you can't say that anymore.
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Those days were different.
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There weren't so many rules.
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Kids were allowed just to be kids
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and do what kids love to do.
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Dumb, crazy shit they might regret.
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Action Point was my baby.
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I built her from the ground up.
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It wasn't some huge monster park,
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just a couple of slides and rides,
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but all the kids in town loved it.
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And the ones who had nowhere to go
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and no one to look after 'em,
well, I put 'em to work.
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I called them the Shitbirds.
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There was Ziffel.
He was our chief engineer.
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Stiv worked security.
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Don't fuck with me.
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Four Finger Annie was our ride supervisor.
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Rodney, he was the numbers guy.
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Hot Headed Pete
was in charge of complaining.
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Can someone help me with this? Hello?
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And then there was Killer.
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He wasn't exactly a kid
and he wasn't on the payroll,
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but he did come every day
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to pick fights with random strangers.
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Never a dull moment.
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To be honest,
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I think he escaped from a mental hospital.
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Anyhoo, the park bordered
the Calico River,
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so we had water activities too.
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And your Great Uncle Benny
was in charge down there.
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Not one single person
ever drowned on his watch
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most of the time.
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- And I looked up...
-[woman] Help!
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...and I saw her vagina
staring me right in the eye.
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And I knew, like,
"No, this is not just for peeing.
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This is for something else."
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Up until then I thought
babies came out of the butt.
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Everyone loved to hear his stories,
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none of which I will share with you,
young lady.
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[Woman] Help me!
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Back then there was a little thing
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called personal responsibility.
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If you screwed up and got hurt,
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you didn't call no lawyer or the media.
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You just dusted yourself off
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and bragged about it
to your dumb little buddies.
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That sounds awesome. What happened to it?
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[toilet flushes]
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Oh.
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Well, that's a long story.
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But we have all afternoon, right?
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Well, you're absolutely right.
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Hey, speaking of...
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Who wants a little mani-pedi?
I mean, it's just us girls.
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[QM] Go, go, go!
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Lay off the brakes, asshole.
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-[girl] Whoo-hoo!
- Here, boss.
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Goddamn it, Lumpy.
What were you trying to do?
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- I wanted to go faster.
- That's fair.
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Give me that tape.
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[tape ripping]
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Just hold it.
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Give her the old cries-cross apple sauce.
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All right, that'll hold her
for a bit, Merle.
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Now, let me take a look at that thing.
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Whoa-wee'. Mmm.
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Going to...
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There we go.
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[grunts]
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What? That's what
it was invented for in Vietnam.
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Better than stitches, stronger than skin.
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- You're gonna be all right.
-[grunts]
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Where the hell's Rodney?
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Rodney!
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- You wanted to see me?
- Yeah.
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Something's off. I see our regular kids.
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But where's the fresh fish?
What's our attendance today?
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Down about 45%.
Pretty close to my projections.
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It could be worse,
considering 7 Parks just opened.
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The new amusement park
a half hour's drive from here.
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I told you they were building it
all last winter.
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That's not my listening season.
You should have told me louder.
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You heard me. It's just that
selective proactivity of yours.
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Get lost, Rodney.
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Hello there. Any of you work here?
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Yeah, not if we can help it. [chuckles]
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Oh, I see. I'm Greg Knoblach
with Trustwood Developments.
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You've probably seen my billboards.
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Huh?
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OK. I was looking for D.C.
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Well, lookee here. Old Knoblick.
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It's Knoblach, and that wasn't
even funny in high school.
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D.C., the chairlift broke again.
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-[D.C.] Oh, shit.
- Help me!
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Rodney!
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Amazing. [laughs]
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Anyway, back to why I'm here.
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I suppose you probably heard
you got some competition in town now.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know all about 7 Narcs.
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Yeah. Here, take a look at those, kids.
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They've got log flumes, roller coasters,
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and a chairlift that actually works.
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Mm-hm.
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My son Travis just took a job
there for the summer.
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Little cocksucker. [clears throat]
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Looks like a big, bright,
shiny corporate asshole to me.
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OK, listen, D.C.
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-[girl] What's he got in here?
-[Knoblach] I got friends at the bank.
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So I know you took out a loan
on this place last year.
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What was it, 100,000?
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How are you ever gonna pay that off?
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Let me find a buyer for your land.
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It's not gonna be easy, but
I'm sure I can find somebody.
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Well, look, Nodgecock,
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I didn't build this place
for you or the bank.
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I built it for the kids.
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So I'm not selling
to any of you fanny-blowers.
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Good day.
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[laughter]
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Hey. HeY!
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Hey, those are Cubans.
Give me that. Give me that.
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You're lucky we saved
your people in that war.
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[Old D.C.] And that's about the time
your mom arrived for the summer.
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[gasps]
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- Chickenbutt! Hi.
- Hi!
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Oh, I'm so glad to see you.
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Oh. I recognize those.
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How's your morn? Still hate me?
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Still with that guy,
the physical therapist?
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She doesn't hate you,
and you know he's a doctor.
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Yeah, that's what he says.
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All right, baby.
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Well, let's hit it.
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You remember this one? You used
to love it when you were a kid.
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[man singing on tape]
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Here.
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Listen to this.
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[The Clash: “Janie Jones"]
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Beat's good, but the lead singer
sounds kind of harelipped.
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- They're called The Clash.
- Ah, The Clash.
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They're playing New York.
A lot of my friends are going.
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It's no big deal.
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They're actually all right.
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Hey, well, I think
their tour's coming through LA.
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You think maybe we could check 'em out?
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Sure. We got all summer.
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Home sweet home.
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House looks the same.
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[D.C.] Spent a little time
cleaning her up.
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I got the luggage. Don't worry about it.
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- Draw.
{gunshofl
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Huh. Too slow.
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'B00gie!
Benny! Qh' my God!
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[D.C.] The hell you doing here?
You're supposed to be at the lagoon.
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I don't believe it. You blossomed.
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Urn, I'm gonna go unpack.
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- You gotta see my new hatchet.
-[D.C.] Oh, Jesus.
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I invented this game.
It's called Kill the White Man.
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You think this shirt makes me look fat'?
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I don't really care if it does. It's rad.
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I stole it from my sister.
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Oh, please, Dad. It's a tampon.
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Do not swear at me, young lady.
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It's fine. It's totally natural.
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She left Action Point a child.
She returned a woman.
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-[snaps fingers]
- All right, that's it. Back to the lagoon.
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Come by and see me later, Boogie.
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We'll gab like little schoolgirls.
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- OK, Benny.
-[Benny] Bye.
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He's a peach.
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Oh, God. I'm gonna go. Are you OK?
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Um, actually... Well, no. No, it can wait.
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- You sure?
- Yeah. I'm gonna get a shower.
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I'll come find you later.
We can talk then.
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OK. Um...
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Oh, we got a rogue bear around here,
so keep an eye out.
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There's some bear repellent
over next to the hairspray.
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But don't get 'em mixed up.
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- Draw.
{gunshofl
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Too slow.
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[Rudie]
Sounds like my mom's worst nightmare.
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Well, it wasn't back then.
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She wasn't the uptight...
excellent mother she is now.
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She was pretty normal.
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Come on, I was gonna paint your nails.
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- You don't wanna...
- Papaw.
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You... Oh. Oh, OK. Suit yourself.
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[giggles]
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My tootsies are ticklish.
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Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. No!
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Ooh. Ooh, you touched 'em.
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- Ooh.
- It looks good.
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- It's an improvement.
- Ooh.
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[yells]
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- Smartass.
- All right, let's do this.
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Boogie, it's on you.
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You ready, Stiv?
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OK.
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[laughs]
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Three, two, one!
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[laughter]
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'[D-C-] It works!
{Boogie} Sorry, Stiv!
252
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,670
She's not sorry.
253
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,467
[Killer] Hey, 0.0.
254
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,099
{veins}
-[Killer] Relax, Pete.
255
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:46,929
It's not gonna hurt you.
Just a baby snake.
256
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,639
- Oh, my God.
- Found him out in the woodpile.
257
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,816
What do you think, D.C.? Can I keep him?
258
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,857
Sure, Killer. Just get him
the hell out of here.
259
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,438
Awesome.
260
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,900
Hey, D.C., not so awesome is that snake
261
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,485
came from underneath
the last piece of lumber we got.
262
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:06,118
Oh, damn. We need that wood for the rides.
263
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,700
How we looking on funds, Rodney?
264
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,706
Well, no problem.
265
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:15,086
We can go get some more
after closing tonight.
266
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,417
I know a place we can get it on credit.
267
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,922
Get back to it.
268
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,761
[Benny] Siouxsie, come on.
269
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,842
[D.C.] Let's go. Let's load her up.
270
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,895
Are we in?
271
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,849
-[Pete] We're in.
- All right. Let's go.
272
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,183
[Ziffel whistles]
273
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,189
[D.C.]
Ugh. This place gives me the creeps.
274
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,987
All right, hand me the key.
275
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:54,295
Come on. Come on, Siouxsie. Good girl.
276
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,372
Good girl, Siouxsie.
277
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,091
[dog barking]
278
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,511
Look, Siouxsie. Look, Siouxsie.
279
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,805
Oh, who's that? Oh, he's so handsome.
280
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,848
You get him. Good girl.
281
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,851
Oh, you get him. Go on.
Good girl, Siouxsie.
282
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,359
Whoa.
283
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,621
[barks]
284
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,165
[D.C.] Come on, guys. Let's go!
285
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,743
-[Ziffel] We're going-
-[grunting]
286
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,329
[Pete] Just shove it.
287
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,336
Watch out, Rodney.
Move your ass. Get the goddamn...
288
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,507
- Just move.
- Fucking... Give me that.
289
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,429
Damn it.
290
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,682
Keep it moving.
291
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,682
Motherfucker.
292
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,942
[chattering]
293
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,761
[grunts]
294
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:28,802
[U “Zips pants]
295
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,883
-[chuckling]
-[urinating]
296
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,054
[zips UP]
297
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,354
[gasps]
298
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,601
- Shh.
- What are you doing?
299
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,314
Come on.
300
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,438
[indistinct voices]
301
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,908
[Knoblach] I talked to the mayor.
302
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,578
We are talking about a very big deal here.
303
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,326
I don't want you standing out there
304
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,998
with your balls in the wind.
305
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,370
Take my word for it,
306
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,372
as soon as this guy
misses his next payment,
307
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,829
you are getting Action Point
at short sale prices,
308
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,664
with no other bidders.
309
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,216
You can trust me on this...
310
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,294
- What you doing?
- Sorry, D.C.
311
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,301
My tummy gets upset when we do black ops.
312
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,347
Dad?
313
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,426
- No, no.
-[Boogie] What? What?
314
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,931
'60, Q01
-[alarm rings]
315
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,275
Siouxsie! Siouxsie!
Come on, Siouxsie Sioux!
316
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,110
Sioux! Siouxsie Sioux!
317
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,372
[D.C.] Get in the truck!
318
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,327
Siouxsie! Siouxsie! Siouxsie Sioux!
Siouxsie, come on, girl.
319
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,787
- Come on, Siouxsie.
-[all] Come on!
320
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,293
Come on, baby. Good girl.
321
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,466
'[80099] Come on!
-[D-C.] Let's go!
322
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,718
- Get her in.
- Get the dog.
323
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,545
- I got her. Let's go.
- Come on!
324
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,803
Knoblach thinks he's selling our place
to those 7 Park pricks.
325
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,059
[Ziffel] Hey, why is your dog's ass wet?
326
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,526
[Old D.C.]
I knew I had to come up with a big idea,
327
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,228
an idea that would catch fire
328
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,531
and help us compete with
those corporate douchebags.
329
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,904
But, whew, it wasn't easy.
330
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,452
Thinking is not my superpower.
331
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,656
[D.C. imitates bomb falling, exploding]
332
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,491
[clattering]
333
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,497
[D-C. grunts]
334
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,559
-[D.C. humming]
-[clattering]
335
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,397
Ooh. Oh!
336
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:46,978
Goddamn it.
337
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,072
[D.C. hums]
338
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,535
[howling]
339
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,125
[growls]
340
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,465
Hi, Boogie.
341
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,933
[yells]
342
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,136
[splashing]
343
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,406
- Come on. We need more slack.
- It's coming.
344
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,657
You guys are supposed to be cleaning
the slide. What the hell are you doing?
345
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,456
Yeah, we're gonna power-wash it.
346
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,751
Fucking stupid cart. Fuck!
347
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,124
On Pete?
348
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,501
Yeah.
349
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,969
So, uh, how are the numbers,
Rodney? How are we looking?
350
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:57,048
-[Rodney] Attendance is up.
- That's good. How much?
351
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,099
-[Rodney] 1%_
-[D.c.] Oh.
352
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:03,847
Well, sounds like we gotta up our game.
353
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,687
- Hey, Pete!
- What?
354
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,941
[all] Whoa!
355
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,111
- Oh, shit.
- Sorry, D.C.
356
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,693
Holy shit.
357
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:22,410
[laughs] Holy shit.
358
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,209
[Old D.C.] Sometimes I get my best ideas
when I'm freshly concussed.
359
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,048
As I was lying on my back
on the verge of a seizure,
360
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,125
something happened.
361
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:38,176
It was a damned epiphany,
a real eureka moment.
362
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,811
Are you OK? It was Ziffel's idea.
363
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,562
Action Point team meeting. Let's go.
364
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,612
All right, everybody. Listen up.
365
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,279
- Ow. Shit.
-[laughter]
366
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,657
All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
367
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,785
We're not in trouble because
I think I got this, all right?
368
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,708
What this place needs
is an excitement enema.
369
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,912
7 Parks may have taken our customers,
370
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,541
but we can take 'em right back.
371
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,423
So what we're gonna do
372
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,671
is we're gonna make this place
fast and loose,
373
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,632
teach these little cooter-flutes
374
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,509
to use a little hand-eye coordination
for a change.
375
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,307
We'll let 7 Parks be about
what you can't do.
376
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,727
Action Point is gonna be about
what you can do.
377
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:28,181
-[all] Yeah!
- So what are you going to do?
378
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,479
We're gonna take the brakes
off this place.
379
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:34,279
Every ride, every attraction,
no rules, no speed limits.
380
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,106
- Just pure fun.
-[all] Yeah!
381
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,864
All right, you Shitbirds,
size it up and paste it on a pigeon.
382
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,037
Our ass is getting started right now.
383
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,489
- Let's g0!
'[rock song playing]
384
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:45,448
[Pete] After lunch.
385
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:48,501
Yeah, so, yeah, that's
the speed limiter right there.
386
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,123
Well, rip the sucker off.
387
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,339
Ah! You ready, Slappv?
388
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,633
All right, here we go.
389
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,296
Oh, yeah.
390
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:04,217
-[Ziffel] Is he gonna be OK?
-[D.C.] He's fine.
391
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,893
And bye-bye, Mr. Brakes.
392
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,892
One, two, three.
393
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,982
[screams]
394
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,564
Looks good. Who's first?
395
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,649
I'm breaking this bastard in.
396
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:24,194
[yells]
397
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:29,913
- Oh, my God!
- Hope that's a strong line.
398
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:38,217
Oh, fuck!
399
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:45,682
[Pete] What the fuck?
400
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,393
[yells]
401
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,895
All right, this is called
the loop-dee-loop.
402
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:59,401
"Oh, I'm walking up the steps
and I'm in. Whoa!"
403
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,112
Yeah? All right.
404
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,986
- Give Daddy a little push.
- Good luck.
405
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,121
Whoa!
406
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:13,919
[song continues]
407
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,423
[WhoOPSI
408
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,675
[groans]
409
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,807
[chuckles]
410
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:32,934
-[Pete] Fuck.
- Ow.
411
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:36,893
- Holy shit, that was amazing.
- You want this?
412
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,525
[D.C.] I think you're gonna
have to feather it a little
413
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,446
on that last turn.
414
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,942
- I'm next.
-[Pete] Fuck you. I'm next.
415
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,694
- Help me up.
- You OK, boss?
416
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:48,279
Ow.
417
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,533
- Thanks.
-[Benny] That was incredible.
418
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,771
Have you tethered any of that down yet?
Damn it.
419
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,723
Yeah, yeah, I'm working on it.
420
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:20,144
Shouldn't we be facing the water
in case someone needs help?
421
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,604
Ah, let God sort 'em out.
422
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,368
Dude, what the fuck'?
423
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:34,121
It's like one continuous train wreck.
424
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,667
Now, to the untrained eye,
425
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:38,713
all this might look
dangerous and haphazard,
426
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:43,384
but your father is an artiste
and this is his canvas.
427
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:46,090
[Boogie] on!
428
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:49,590
I want to talk to him
about something, but...
429
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,807
I'm kind of dreading it.
I mean, it's not a big deal.
430
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,810
It's just... he may think it's a big deal.
431
00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,938
It's just Mom travels so much with work,
432
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:02,770
and her boyfriend looks after me
most of the time.
433
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:06,862
He floated the idea
and Mom liked it, and...
434
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,066
What is it?
435
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:12,989
That he become an official
legal guardian of mine,
436
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,245
and I need Dad to sign the papers.
437
00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:17,122
Holy shit. Really?
438
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,999
Mmm.
439
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,627
Whoa. No, no, no, no, no.
440
00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:24,083
Your dad is not gonna like that at all.
441
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,044
Look, I thought I had problems,
442
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,675
but you, young lady, you have problems.
443
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,222
Shut up, Benny.
444
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,434
It'll work itself out. It always does.
445
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,512
Oh, whoa!
446
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,022
- Jeez!
-[Annie] I'm sorry.
447
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:46,322
Do you work here? Does anybody work here?
448
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,319
[D.C.] Yeah, yeah.
449
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:52,699
My son is stuck up there
and he won't come down.
450
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:56,328
- Please, just do something.
- Absolutely.
451
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,831
Get down from there, you little bastard!
452
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:03,918
- No!
- Walk it off.
453
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,670
Whoo!
454
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:16,306
-[boy] That was fucking awesome.
- You deserved that.
455
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:19,685
This place should be closed down.
456
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,606
Come on, Leslie.
457
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:26,361
- What'd she say?
- She said, "Come on, Leslie.“
458
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:27,779
[D.C.] Before that.
459
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:30,324
She said this place should be closed down.
460
00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:32,279
She may be right.
461
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:37,748
This place is a lawless,
reckless free-for-all,
462
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,791
and people need to know about it.
463
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:48,300
So why are we boycotting our own park?
464
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,094
Because there's no better publicity
than a boycott.
465
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:54,390
Remember the big grape boycott
that helped the farm workers?
466
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:57,058
Yeah. Yeah, we studied it this year.
467
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,636
Grape sales went through the roof
468
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,141
'cause all anybody ever heard
469
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,689
was the word "grape" over and over again.
470
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,062
[Pete] And why the shit
are we dressed like this?
471
00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:07,144
[D.C.] So we blend in, Pete.
472
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,321
[Waylon Jennings:
"Ain't No God in Mexico“]
473
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,295
[song fades]
474
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:32,127
[Old D.C.] Knoblach was greasing
the wheels all over town,
475
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,930
trying to steal away Action Point's land.
476
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:37,633
- He even had the mayor in his hip pocket.
- Thank you.
477
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,890
A very exciting day here today.
478
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:44,018
And I would like to applaud
Trustwood Developments
479
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,818
for all their efforts
on helping us revitalize
480
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,737
downtown Calico Ridge.
481
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,907
But what are you going to do
about Action Point?
482
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:54,983
Yeah.
483
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:57,285
- Excuse me?
- Action Point.
484
00:28:57,361 --> 00:29:00,661
- That place is out of control.
- That guy's right.
485
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,491
They just put in a zipline there,
486
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,542
and all the girls
are flashing their titties.
487
00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:06,620
-[people gasping]
- No, no, I didn't know that.
488
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:10,458
And beer is so cheap,
they're practically giving it away.
489
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,381
[D.C.] Action Point is the craziest place
490
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,838
with the most dangerous rides
in the world.
491
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,219
- Who do we wanna close?
-[all] Action Point!
492
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:21,302
- When do we wanna close it?
-[all] After Labor Day.
493
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:26,057
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Action Point has got to go!
494
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,686
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
495
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,689
Action Point has got to go!
496
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,566
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
497
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:33,981
[Old D.C.] The plan worked.
498
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,987
Word had gotten out that Action Point
499
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:40,037
was the craziest, rowdiest
no-holds-barred amusement park
500
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,830
in the good old US of A.
501
00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:44,374
[rock song playing]
502
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:53,418
Siappy added a special ingredient
to the cotton candy that day,
503
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,548
and the kids loved it.
504
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,629
[song continues]
505
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,355
This cotton candy's getting
quite popular. OK, OK, OK.
506
00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,479
[song ends]
507
00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:18,238
[Old D.C.] And, of course,
Knoblach got wind of our good fortune
508
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:22,242
and he sent his pissant little son Travis
over to spy on us.
509
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:26,451
Jesus. Look at all these
fucking pathetic losers.
510
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,745
Hey, here you go, babe.
511
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,128
Nice shorts. Watch where you're going.
512
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,547
Hey, Bobo, check this one.
513
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:41,348
Hey, has anyone ever told you
you look like a Manson Family reject?
514
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:43,846
Has anyone ever told you to eat a dick?
515
00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,391
What the fuck you just say to me?
516
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:47,679
Hey, shit-eyes,
517
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:49,515
how about respecting
the old personal space, huh?
518
00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:51,225
-[snarling]
- Siouxsie Sioux.
519
00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:54,437
-[barks]
- Get ahold of your dog, man.
520
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,897
- I don't like this fucking dog.
- Let's get out of here.
521
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,573
I don't think she likes you either.
522
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,571
Good fight, though, guys.
523
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,620
- Good girl.
- Thanks. That was sweet of you.
524
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,789
- Benny.
- I'm Mia.
525
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:09,459
- This is Siouxsie Sioux.
- Oh, hey, Siouxsie Sioux.
526
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:12,583
Oh, thank you too, girl.
527
00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,084
I love your hatchet.
528
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,791
It's just like the ones
that the Franks used
529
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,421
to defeat the Roman Empire.
530
00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,253
Really? I love French fries.
531
00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:21,179
- I love French fries too.
- Yeah?
532
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:26,685
What a day. We ran out of beer,
corn dogs and toilet paper.
533
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,513
- In that order.
- That's right.
534
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:31,223
Rodney, why don't you send the bank
535
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,479
a nice fat installment on our loan?
536
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,856
Well, there's a little more
to it than that, D.C.,
537
00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:37,529
but, yeah, I'll take care of it.
538
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:38,856
Great.
539
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,206
Here. I was just coming to show you this.
540
00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:53,086
- Barry Manilow?
- No, no. The Clash.
541
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,960
Oh, yeah, these blokes.
542
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,041
So can we still go?
543
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,886
Yeah, all right.
I reckon why the hell not?
544
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,676
Hey, D.C.! D.C.!
545
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,760
Oh, hell.
546
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,686
[boy] Stop it.
547
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:24,110
D.C., Lost and Found
is for sunglasses, flip-flops.
548
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,990
Not little kids, OK?
549
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:28,993
Their brothers and sisters just
dump them here and run off to the rides.
550
00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:30,324
OK, just calm down.
551
00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:32,080
We just need to figure out something to do
552
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,706
with these little bastards.
553
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:37,126
Animals. I used to love
that petting zoo you took me to.
554
00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:40,585
Maybe we can do a Kiddieland
with a petting zoo.
555
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,135
- Yeah.
- Killer's got snakes.
556
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,713
- Oh, well...
- Hey, you like snakes?
557
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,181
[m utters]
558
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,643
You're not gonna catch anything.
559
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,813
You're not gonna catch anything.
You're a pussy.
560
00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:54,481
That has nothing to do with catching.
561
00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:56,688
[Pete] Are you sure
peanut butter's a good idea?
562
00:32:56,766 --> 00:33:00,361
Absolutely. Just go to sleep
with your eyes open
563
00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:01,939
and say whatever's on your mind.
564
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:03,365
Yeah.
565
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,566
[Pete] Is it near me right now?
566
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:08,028
He's coming this way.
What, are you scared, Pete?
567
00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:10,580
[Pete] Yes, I'm terrified.
568
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,328
You look really brave.
569
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,411
-[Pete] Eat the peanut butter.
- Oh, he's coming.
570
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,246
Grab him. Grab him.
571
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,582
He just dragged his nuts
across your face, Pete.
572
00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:26,384
Cage. Give me the cage.
573
00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:28,340
Give me the cage.
574
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:33,803
Shit.
575
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,022
[Benny] It's a porcupine.
576
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,896
It comes from the Middle French word
meaning “thorny pig.“
577
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:41,274
Hold my beer.
578
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,898
You need to charm him, like a lady.
579
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,653
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
580
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,863
Put him in the bucket.
Put him in the bucket.
581
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,369
Come on. In. In, in, in.
582
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,042
Ow! [whimpers]
583
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:59,872
I'm going to just slip one in
in case the squirrel's frisky.
584
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,629
Just stay relaxed.
585
00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:07,178
Here. Lookee here.
586
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,968
Yeah. Wait, wait.
587
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,642
There's more where that came from.
Lookee here.
588
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,975
-[Benny] Shh. Fucking shut up.
-[D.C.] Dude, it's in.
589
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,603
- Ow! Ow. Ow.
-[squeaks]
590
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,981
[Pete] Dude, he likes it.
That's disgusting.
591
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,813
Give me the bag.
It's totally in your pants.
592
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,273
Hold it in there. Just trap it.
593
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:29,363
[Benny] Drop it. He'll take it.
Don't give him a fright.
594
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,575
- Stand up slow.
- I am, I am.
595
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,702
- He's moving.
- Shh, shh, shh.
596
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:37,204
Ow. Ow. Goddamn.
597
00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:39,628
[yells]
598
00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:42,206
- D.C.
- Oh, we got it!
599
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,132
- Yeah, baby!
- Nice job, Benny.
600
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,254
Don't let it out.
601
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:48,303
-[B00gie] OK.
- No Peeking- You peeking?
602
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:50,380
- No, they're closed.
- Keep 'em closed.
603
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:53,933
All right, and... voilé!
604
00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:56,432
Kiddieland!
605
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,482
Oh! Um...
606
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,528
It's not exactly how I saw it.
607
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,698
Are you kidding? It's fantastic.
608
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:11,117
- Oh, my God! Don't touch it.
- Sorry.
609
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,159
Dad.
610
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,413
Lookee here.
611
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:18,617
[Boogie] Where did you find all this?
612
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,328
[D.C.] Well, I bought some
and caught some.
613
00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:24,506
- That's really dangerous.
- No, no, he's in full control.
614
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:25,798
He's in control.
615
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:28,551
All right.
616
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,092
Children...
617
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:36,932
Boogie. Hey. You wanna hold one?
618
00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:38,478
I'm fine, thanks.
619
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:40,555
He sure has a way with kids, don't he?
620
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,862
[ringing tone]
621
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,440
Channel 7 News. You're speaking to Mia.
622
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:51,945
I'm looking to buy a merkin.
623
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:54,027
It's one of them wigs for your vagina.
624
00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:57,489
Benny. I'm at work.
625
00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:58,824
[chuckles]
626
00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:01,285
- Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
- Oh, here it is, here it is.
627
00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:02,415
Action Point has got...
628
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:06,795
- You look like Sean Connery.
- Thanks, baby. You're so sweet.
629
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:11,345
Oh, shit. Here comes my dickhead boss.
I gotta go.
630
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:13,421
'BE! hugs.
'BYE. Bye.
631
00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:16,133
[boy] Watch out!
632
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:23,856
Look at those two nestlecocks.
633
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:27,186
That's like the tenth 7 Parks T-shirt
I've seen this week.
634
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,566
Who's shitting down whose chimney now?
635
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:31,068
Wait a second.
636
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,570
Damn it, Benny. That's my bottle.
637
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:36,991
I'm sorry.
638
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:42,417
Mmm, there.
Hit it at the bottom of the ball.
639
00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:45,454
Really pop...
640
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,457
[laughs]
641
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,963
[phone rings]
642
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,295
- Are you OK?
- I'm good.
643
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,216
[D-C. groans]
644
00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:00,393
- Hello?
-[Boogie] Hey, Dad.
645
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:03,472
Oh, hey, Boogie. How's the wedding?
646
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:06,308
Oh, it's beautiful.
It's on the lake. It's so pretty.
647
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,769
Oh, sounds absolutely lovely.
648
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,402
- So, did you guys go out?
- No, haven't left the den.
649
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,404
Just telling Rudie about
the old times in Action Point.
650
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,406
- Dad.
- Oh, she's fine.
651
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,738
She's never been so safe
in her whole life.
652
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,323
Duct-taped her to the couch.
653
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,080
OK, Dad, we're about to leave,
so I will see you soon, OK?
654
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:27,754
All right.
Well, bring us some cake. Talk soon.
655
00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:31,382
Mom doesn't like you
talking about Action Point?
656
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,711
[Old D.C.] Nah, she loved Action Point.
657
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:36,421
But the irony is it was her idea
658
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,097
that got the park shut down.
659
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,972
Yeah, Knoblach got word
of the petting zoo,
660
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:43,599
so he sicced the state inspectors on us.
661
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:46,147
I'm sorry. You do not have
a permit for a petting zoo.
662
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:49,317
It's not a petting zoo.
It's an animal refuge.
663
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:53,613
Raccoons, crocodiles, snakes.
They are not protected animals.
664
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,904
I have to close you down.
665
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:59,077
- The entire park?
- Yep.
666
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:03,699
This is an outrage. An outrage!
667
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,043
Shit!
668
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:10,122
That's it. We're closed down.
669
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:37,570
All right. We'll have this place
back up and running in no time.
670
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:40,277
Keep moving,
you magnificent sons of bitches.
671
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,614
Yo. Got your, uh, supplies.
672
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:45,323
Well, let's do it.
673
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,875
[Old D.C.] So we patched
a few holes around the park
674
00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:51,251
and hatched a plan to capture
my neighbor, the boozy bear.
675
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:04,388
[whispers] That a boy. That a boy.
676
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,434
[whispering]
677
00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,864
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
678
00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:24,238
- We got him. We got him.
-[cheering]
679
00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:27,665
Good bear. Good boy.
680
00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,663
[Benny] D.C., I think he's drunk.
681
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,956
[D.C.]
"Oh, let me get the door for you, boss.
682
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:38,293
Oh, oh, boss, boss,
your forgot your briefcase.“
683
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,720
Poor old Ron.
684
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:43,298
If I ordered a whole truckload
of pompous pricks
685
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,601
and they only sent Knoblach,
I'd pay for the shipment.
686
00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:50,852
Hey, welcome back, boys. Good to see you.
687
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,398
- Ron.
- D.C.
688
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:55,272
Lobcock, my bossy little bottom.
689
00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:59,239
The mayor himself asked me to attend,
690
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,737
make sure the good people of the city
are kept safe.
691
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,238
Oh, OK.
692
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:05,412
Kind of like how he's safely
tucked up the mayor's ass?
693
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:08,490
- U h-huh.
- All right, this way, fellas.
694
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,496
- Morning.
- Morning.
695
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,373
Show you around the new, improved,
696
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,420
safe and up-to-code Action Point.
697
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:21,632
Well, I still see a petting zoo.
698
00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:23,338
Killer, if you will.
699
00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,771
[roars]
700
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:32,688
You have a bear?
701
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,766
[Rodney] Yes, sir. A genuine brown bear.
702
00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:37,568
Which falls under
the protected class of animals.
703
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:44,700
[Knoblach] Half your park gets shut down
over safety concerns,
704
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:47,950
and you think a loop-dee-loop
will pass inspection?
705
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:49,997
I don't know.
ls there anything on the books
706
00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:52,917
prohibiting a 360-degree loop-dee-loop?
707
00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:55,370
- I think it's inventive.
- This is bullshit!
708
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,252
This can't be legal. This is not safe.
709
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,719
[laughter]
710
00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:06,218
Oh, poor Stopcock. Him's got wet.
711
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,640
[laughs]
712
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:11,470
By the way, you shit waffle, guess what?
We're hereto stay.
713
00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:14,351
I ain't leaving this park
for you or anybody!
714
00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:17,934
[imitates Knoblach] "It's not safe.“
Oh, did you see his face?
715
00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:25,108
My friends.
716
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,741
Do you guys know what time it is?
717
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,822
[cheering]
718
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,918
One, two, three.
719
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,885
Hey, D.C.
720
00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:52,845
What? Oh, what are you sulking about?
721
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:56,306
I just got off the phone with
our loan officer at the bank.
722
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,401
And?
723
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,357
They're calling the rest of the loan.
724
00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:09,615
We owe them the remainder
and he called it a balloon payment.
725
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:13,119
A what? Can they even do that?
726
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,120
They just did it.
727
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,873
How much time do we got?
728
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,372
Ten business days.
729
00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:24,921
Fucking Knoblach
and his buddies at the bank.
730
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:30,173
We're gonna have to make
a real push here. I mean...
731
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:33,180
We're already getting all the locals.
Everyone knows about us.
732
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:35,307
Everyone in town knows about us,
733
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:38,560
but we're gonna have to start pulling 'em
in from other parts of the state.
734
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:42,519
But don't worry, I got this, all right?
735
00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:44,604
It's gonna be fine.
736
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,152
Shit.
737
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:48,653
- Ow!
'[B°°9ie] Shit!
738
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,532
Damn it! Fix that, Rodney.
739
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:55,323
[Old D.C.] Once again a blow to the head
gave me clarity
740
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,329
where there was once none.
741
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,536
I had an idea.
742
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:00,495
[rock song playing]
743
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,922
Action Point commercial. Take one.
744
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:06,926
All right, everyone in the go-karts,
let's haul some ass.
745
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,548
Action!
746
00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:10,972
Race like a pro at Action Point.
747
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:12,549
[Annie] This time try not to sound
like a little bitch.
748
00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:14,475
- Ow!
749
00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:16,097
Action!
750
00:43:16,177 --> 00:43:19,181
Action Point is the greatest place
to bring your kids.
751
00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,691
Oh, Jesus.
752
00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:24,690
Oh, my goodness.
753
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:28,069
- Great job, Gerber.
- Do not look over there, OK?
754
00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,241
You're not gonna tell Mommy
about this, OK?
755
00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:33,616
Are you ready, Rodney?
'Cause he's already had a 12-pack today.
756
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:35,037
He's getting a little grumpy.
757
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:39,871
These are the greatest rides
in the whole world.
758
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:44,172
- Whoo-hoo!
- I love this place.
759
00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:46,249
Hit it.
760
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,843
[laughs] Attaboy.
761
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:56,222
OK. Can we get in closer together?
762
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:59,099
[all] We love Action Point!
763
00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:01,852
- Glasses.
- Glasses? OK, right.
764
00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:04,229
- Rodney!
- Shut up. He's gonna do it.
765
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,729
[cheering]
766
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:09,405
[song continues]
767
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:15,445
[D.C.] Way to go, Rodney! Can he swim?
768
00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:18,239
[Mia] That key is for the back door.
769
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,666
The room you wanna get into
is that window right there.
770
00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:22,835
- All right.
- Got it.
771
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,621
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
772
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,500
See you, Siouxsie Sioux.
773
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,588
- Psst. D.C.
- What?
774
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:40,145
- Maybe I should do this.
- Why?
775
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,061
First of all,
776
00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:43,686
you don't need to be getting arrested
in front of Boogie.
777
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:46,643
Second of all? Mia's watching.
778
00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:49,525
And it turns her on when I butch it up.
779
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:54,859
OK, buddy. But don't fuck this up, OK?
780
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:58,575
You gotta get in there fast
and locate the room.
781
00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,826
And when you find it,
782
00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:06,254
do the old Texas switch
with our commercial, all right?
783
00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:08,331
- Yeah.
- OK.
784
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,257
This is the key. Look. This is the key.
785
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:18,800
Most of all, Benny, stay focused.
786
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,474
- I won't let you down, D.C.
- OK.
787
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,311
[sighs]
788
00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:28,894
-[keys clatter]
- You dropped the keys.
789
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,563
Sorry.
790
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,661
[D.C.] There goes a brave man.
791
00:45:39,362 --> 00:45:40,534
[Siouxsie whines]
792
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:44,959
-[D.C.] Jesus Christ.
-[Siouxsie whines]
793
00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:48,334
Easy, Siouxsie Sioux. He'll be back.
794
00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:51,712
Studio Three...
795
00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:53,634
[Johnny Paycheck: "I'm the Only Hell
(My Mama Ever Raised)“]
796
00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:56,762
Studio Three.
797
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:05,646
Go on.
798
00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:08,520
[song continues]
799
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,042
He's totally got this.
800
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,923
[song continues]
801
00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:39,131
Oh, shit. Get down.
802
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:41,056
Shit. Get down.
803
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:44,306
- Who is that?
-[Mia] Oh, shit.
804
00:46:44,385 --> 00:46:46,137
That's Lyle, our anchorman.
805
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:50,108
And our drunken weathergirl, Margie.
806
00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:52,355
Get down. Hey, Siouxsie Sioux, lay down.
807
00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:57,398
[door closes]
808
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,818
[song continues]
809
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:38,238
[song ends]
810
00:47:38,314 --> 00:47:39,531
[both moaning]
811
00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:41,860
[yells]
812
00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:44,036
[Margie screams]
813
00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:45,533
Shit.
814
00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:48,082
[screaming continues]
815
00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,290
God. Jesus.
816
00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:54,998
[engine sputters, starts]
817
00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:57,834
[Boogie] There he is.
There he is. Go, go, go, go, go.
818
00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:02,548
-[D.C.] Oh! Come on, Benny!
430, g0, go, go! Go, go, g0!
819
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,632
[D.C.] Come on.
820
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,135
Go, go, go!
821
00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:12,728
Siouxsie, no!
822
00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:18,321
Schlitz Light, the beer that has
less calories, is less filling...
823
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,774
Rodney, when's this shit coming on, man?
824
00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:23,279
Here it comes. Here it comes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
825
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:24,656
[all shouting] Action Point!
826
00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:29,240
Race like a pro at Action Point.
827
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:35,959
These are the greatest rides
in the whole world.
828
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:39,505
Come to Action Point
and get a free season's pass
829
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,755
with the price of admission.
830
00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:41,836
[man choking]
831
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,388
- Cheers!
-[roars]
832
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:47,091
{Coughing}
- Shut up!
833
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:49,677
[all] We love Action Point!
834
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,762
[all cheer]
835
00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:54,515
Son of a...
836
00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:57,602
[Nick Lowe: "So It Goes“]
837
00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:10,369
Come on.
838
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:17,083
[D.C.] Welcome to Action Point.
839
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:23,010
[song continues]
840
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,570
[song fades]
841
00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:44,148
- I can't do this.
- Yeah. Yeah, you can.
842
00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:47,280
You want that car or not?
Come on, be a man.
843
00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:49,987
- Are you a Knoblach or not?
- Knoblach.
844
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:51,663
Go the extra mile.
845
00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:54,037
[screams]
846
00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,581
- I hope he gets hurt.
- Totally.
847
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:06,421
It's so sore. It's so sore.
848
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:09,053
- Does it hurt?
- It hurts. Obviously it hurts.
849
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:10,474
- Jesus.
- Right there?
850
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:12,551
No! Don't touch it.
851
00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:15,100
- God.
- This way.
852
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:17,181
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
853
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,609
You gotta learn to hold on, Trav,
854
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:24,063
or you're gonna keep
falling off all the rides.
855
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,148
Go away.
856
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,000
- Oh, shit.
- Dude. Lumpy, Jesus.
857
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,585
Gotta go. It's time to go.
858
00:50:38,661 --> 00:50:42,791
All right, see you tomorrow,
you drunk bastards.
859
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:46,468
- Today was insane.
- Crazy.
860
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:47,466
We're actually gonna make it.
861
00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:49,718
By about noon Monday,
that loan is paid off.
862
00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:51,174
Hah!
863
00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:56,145
- Long live Action Point.
-[man] D'shawn Chico Carver?
864
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,722
Who?
865
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,642
- D'shawn Chico Carver.
- I'm D.C.
866
00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:06,731
- Who are you?
- Joel Green.
867
00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:09,658
Joel Green and Associates.
868
00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:13,487
[D.C.] All right, why don't you
give me a minute?
869
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:20,081
I am serving you with papers.
870
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,289
You are being sued for running
a reckless and dangerous establishment
871
00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:25,170
by one Gregory Knoblach.
872
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:26,671
I believe his son was injured
873
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:29,253
on one of your rides just this morning.
874
00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:33,512
Damn, Joel, you got here awfully quick.
875
00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:37,140
Smell a rat.
876
00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:40,223
Well, you're welcome to prove
those allegations in court.
877
00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:43,776
Also be advised my client is willing
to hear settlement offers.
878
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:45,694
Here's my card.
879
00:51:47,396 --> 00:51:49,398
Think it over, huh?
880
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:04,706
- How much did he want?
- Two million dollars.
881
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:07,758
And I knew this was just the tip
of the tort iceberg
882
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,927
and there'd be more claims and lawsuits
883
00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:12,221
and jackhole attorneys coming around.
884
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:13,422
So what'd you do?
885
00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:17,722
Whoo!
886
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:21,271
[Old D.C.] Well, Papaw still had
some screwing up to do.
887
00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:25,272
[punk rock playing through headphones]
888
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,860
[song continues, faint]
889
00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:49,170
- Hey, Dad, you ready to go?
- One second, baby. Sorry.
890
00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:52,173
I'm just... I gotta
figure this stuff out or...
891
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,347
But I thought tonight we were gonna...
892
00:52:55,422 --> 00:52:59,802
Baby, I'm sorry. I got a lot.
893
00:53:02,388 --> 00:53:04,811
Is that a new look for you?
894
00:53:05,766 --> 00:53:10,067
Yeah. Yeah, just...
I'm just trying it out.
895
00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:12,147
Right.
896
00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:26,161
[D.c.] Shit.
897
00:53:31,417 --> 00:53:33,135
[snores]
898
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,186
-[Pete] Where is she?
-[Annie] Hey!
899
00:53:42,261 --> 00:53:44,309
-[Pete] Boogie!
{Annie} Boogie!
900
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:46,561
-[Pete] Whoo-whoo!
-[Annie] Hey, Boogie!
901
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,608
Get in, get in, get in!
902
00:53:48,684 --> 00:53:51,028
[Pete] Come on, Boogie, let's go.
903
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:53,822
-[Stiv] Boogie!
'[Ziffel] All right!
904
00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:56,070
- Whoo!
-[Annie] Let's go!
905
00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:58,152
[Pete] Yeah!
906
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:02,873
[Ziffel] This is my security device.
907
00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:04,746
[radio tuning]
908
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:08,170
- Can I have a beer, please?
-[Pete] Yeah, beer me, beer me.
909
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:10,088
-[Ziffel] Beer, please.
- Hey, can I have one?
910
00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:12,424
I don't know, Boogie.
911
00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:15,093
[man on radio] ...less calories,
is less filling and yet has great taste.
912
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,512
One.
913
00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,674
OK.
914
00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:27,435
-[Pete] Oh!
- Here we go. Attagirl.
915
00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:31,690
[The Damned: “Smash It Up, Part 2"]
916
00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:34,067
- Cheers.
-[all] Yeah!
917
00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:01,097
[song STOPS]
918
00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:04,263
[Pete] What the f...
919
00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:08,097
[Travis] Ha-ha-ha.
It's the Action Point pussies.
920
00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,399
Hey, just give 'em back, all right, man?
921
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,602
Take 'em.
922
00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:16,029
Seriously. Um... OK.
923
00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,731
-[Bobo] Yeah? You want 'em?
- Yeah.
924
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,193
Fuck off.
925
00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:22,653
Circus freaks.
926
00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:24,329
Watch your...
927
00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:27,954
Annie, no, it's cool.
What are you doing? Let go of her.
928
00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:30,627
You gonna fucking push me, asshole?
Hit me.
929
00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:33,581
- Come on, hit me, asshole.
- Travis, get him.
930
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,883
- Get off!
-[siren wails]
931
00:55:37,709 --> 00:55:39,757
- Hey, let's go!
- Right, let's break it up!
932
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:44,092
Get your hands on the hood now.
Get over here.
933
00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:47,144
- Do you know who my dad is?
- Hands on the hood.
934
00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:48,471
[cop] Out of the car, now.
935
00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:50,352
[cop 2] Get over here.
Let me see your hands on the hood.
936
00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:57,063
You're such a fucking disappointment.
Look at me.
937
00:55:58,605 --> 00:56:00,733
- D.C.
- Wilh0it.
938
00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:05,779
You're free.
939
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,866
They sure grow up fast.
940
00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:15,206
Sneak out on me, huh?
941
00:56:16,748 --> 00:56:19,797
- What do you care?
- Excuse me?
942
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:22,881
You're always so busy
with your precious park.
943
00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:24,636
Always so distracted.
944
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,559
I mean, you can't even do
one single thing that I like.
945
00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:30,763
That's not true.
I enjoy doing things you like.
946
00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:33,599
Except going to the Clash concert, right?
947
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,770
Shit. Did I...
948
00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:42,699
I'm sorry, Boogie.
949
00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:47,704
You sorry that you never come to New York?
950
00:56:49,865 --> 00:56:52,209
Kind of think you're only so sorry.
951
00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:57,039
Which is fine,
952
00:56:57,122 --> 00:57:00,547
because the podiatrist
wants to be my guardian.
953
00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:06,139
All you gotta do is sign the papers.
954
00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:11,304
What? What... What are you talking about?
955
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:15,766
Do you think I'm gonna let some
short-timer boyfriend of your mother's
956
00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:18,102
become your guardian?
957
00:57:18,185 --> 00:57:21,189
They've been together for four years, Dad.
958
00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:26,994
He is a positive m...
male infiu... influence.
959
00:57:27,069 --> 00:57:28,696
[vomits]
960
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,952
- Baby.
- Get off me.
961
00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:33,033
It's OK.
962
00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:34,743
[coughs, vomits]
963
00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:37,245
Jesus. It's all right.
964
00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:43,468
[Pete] What the hell are you guys
calling this thing?
965
00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:44,882
A trebo what?
966
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:47,761
[Benny] A trebuchet.
It was used to besiege castles.
967
00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:51,685
Personally I prefer a small bomb
the French invented called a petard.
968
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,637
"Petard“ is the French word for "fart."
969
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:57,441
[D.C.] It's a catapult.
It's gonna get everybody talking again.
970
00:57:57,516 --> 00:58:00,565
-7 Parks ain't got this.
- D.C., this is fucked, OK?
971
00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:04,239
I mean, this is gonna be tricky at best.
That pool's tiny.
972
00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:06,362
It's the worst idea for an attraction.
973
00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:07,693
It's not an attraction.
974
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:09,403
It's a stunt we can charge admission for.
975
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:12,956
We're gonna make a bundle.
Let's see what this baby can do.
976
00:58:13,031 --> 00:58:15,033
[insect buzzes]
977
00:58:15,117 --> 00:58:17,370
[D.C.] You guys ready down there?
978
00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:21,798
-[insect buzzes]
-[Pete] Oh, shit!
979
00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:24,217
-[D.C.] Whoa! Wrong way!
-[Pete] Shit.
980
00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:29,131
Oh, shit.
981
00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:32,559
-[Annie] Come on!
- Shit, shit.
982
00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:38,310
Fuck. Fuck. Oh, shit.
983
00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:40,563
- He's all right. He's OK.
-[Pete] Oh, my God.
984
00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:42,986
[groans]
985
00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:45,564
Gonna have to noodle
on that one a little more.
986
00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:49,572
- Sorry, D.C.
- Well, hey, it worked. Yeah?
987
00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:51,824
Hey, Boogie Bear.
988
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:55,615
Sweetie?
989
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:02,172
Shit. Chickenbutt.
990
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,881
B0ogie's gone. So's her luggage.
991
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,884
There's 300 dollars missing
from the Snack Shack.
992
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:11,931
I only took 200.
993
00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:14,806
- Where's she headed?
- I don't know.
994
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:17,980
New York. Home.
995
00:59:29,107 --> 00:59:32,111
[tires screech]
996
00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:42,621
Shit.
997
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,298
I'm sorry.
998
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:55,468
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm looking for my daughter.
999
00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:57,552
She's 14 years old. Her name is Boogie...
1000
00:59:57,636 --> 01:00:01,391
- Long hair? Pissed off?
- Yeah. Has she been here?
1001
01:00:01,473 --> 01:00:03,942
- I'm sure she has.
- Why do you say that?
1002
01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:05,769
Because this is called a bus station.
1003
01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:09,072
All we have here are runaway daughters
and the fathers that are looking for 'em.
1004
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:11,366
[man] Rebecca!
1005
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:14,945
Oh, the last bus that left here,
where was it going?
1006
01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:17,872
- East. Eastbound.
- Eastbound to where?
1007
01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:20,747
- Next!
- No, no, no. Eastbound to...
1008
01:00:20,826 --> 01:00:22,749
- Watch out. What the...
- Psst.
1009
01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:24,830
Hey, man.
1010
01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:28,212
I think I saw the girl you're looking for.
1011
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:30,635
She was on the last eastbound.
1012
01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:32,883
I think it was headed towards Vegas.
1013
01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:34,931
- Vegas?
- Yeah.
1014
01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:37,350
- Oh. Thank you.
- You bet, buddy.
1015
01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:38,972
- Hey. Thank you.
- Yeah, good luck.
1016
01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,645
[Benny] Vegas.
1017
01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:49,025
In the 1930s there was
a Hollywood stagehand called O.K. Freddy,
1018
01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:51,903
and he had a huge tallywacker,
1019
01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:53,984
maybe even bigger than my grandpa's.
1020
01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:56,240
And when they were gonna start filming,
1021
01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,037
to sort of christen the picture,
1022
01:00:58,113 --> 01:01:00,741
the producers would gather up
all the cast and crew
1023
01:01:00,824 --> 01:01:02,997
and call O.K. Freddy to the front
1024
01:01:03,076 --> 01:01:04,669
and they'd shout, “O.K. Freddy!"
1025
01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:06,496
And he'd pull out his dong,
1026
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:08,378
shake it around a couple of times
1027
01:01:08,456 --> 01:01:10,424
and then they could start filming.
1028
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,968
[chuckles]
1029
01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:14,045
All right.
1030
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,382
Well, when I was a kid,
1031
01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:19,263
I had an English bulldog
that I called O.K. Freddy,
1032
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:24,394
and one day he ran away
and it felt horrible.
1033
01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:27,476
But then we found him
right alongside the road
1034
01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:29,186
and we were happy again.
1035
01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:34,441
Before we could get to him,
he got hit by a truck.
1036
01:01:36,193 --> 01:01:37,615
Boy, did he fly.
1037
01:01:38,737 --> 01:01:40,159
Why would you tell me that?
1038
01:01:40,238 --> 01:01:42,286
I guess I could have left out
the last part.
1039
01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:43,537
Yeah, I guess.
1040
01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:46,040
Whoa, whoa. I see a bus.
1041
01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:48,121
[beeps horn]
1042
01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:51,208
B00gie!
1043
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:54,090
{BeMYI BOogiel
'B00gie!
1044
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:58,845
-[honks horn]
- Stop, please! Hey, yo, pull over!
1045
01:01:58,924 --> 01:02:03,304
Son of a bitch.
Here, let's switch. Let's switch.
1046
01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,935
- Take the wheel. Got it?
- Yeah.
1047
01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:09,814
Pull alongside of the bus.
1048
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:13,648
Boogie! It's Daddy Bear, Boogie!
1049
01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:18,034
Boogie, it's Daddy! It's Daddy!
1050
01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:20,157
I'm looking for my daughter! Hey!
1051
01:02:21,112 --> 01:02:24,912
I said open the damn door!
1052
01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:26,868
Open it! Open m.
1053
01:02:26,952 --> 01:02:29,171
Son of a bitch. The hell with it.
1054
01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:30,839
- Keep it steady.
- Why?
1055
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:32,382
I'm gonna bust in the damn door.
1056
01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:34,835
- That's stupid.
- Just do what I say.
1057
01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:39,674
One... two...
1058
01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:47,765
Just get out of the damn driver's seat.
1059
01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:52,523
Idiot! Unbelievable.
What the hell were you doing?
1060
01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:55,697
- I was vehiculating.
- What?
1061
01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,445
They're getting away. Come on.
1062
01:02:57,524 --> 01:02:59,401
You were supposed to hold it in the road.
1063
01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:02,237
-[engine stutters]
- Come on, come on, come on.
1064
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,414
When did you last
get this thing serviced, D.C.?
1065
01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:06,287
- Come on.
- Probably never.
1066
01:03:07,575 --> 01:03:12,126
-[Benny] Think she was on that bus?
-[D.C.] Ah. Probably not.
1067
01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,923
We lost 'em anyway.
1068
01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:17,094
- Well, now what?
- I don't know.
1069
01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:19,637
Wait a second. I might know.
1070
01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:21,715
[tires screech]
1071
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:33,102
Is that her?
1072
01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,186
Yeah, that's her.
1073
01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:40,734
[car doors open, close]
1074
01:03:47,532 --> 01:03:48,749
Hey, Chickenbutt.
1075
01:04:00,628 --> 01:04:03,222
When you were two years old,
1076
01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:06,302
I told your mom I wanted
to freeze you at that age.
1077
01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:14,026
You were so cute with those big eyes,
and".soinnocent
1078
01:04:15,769 --> 01:04:17,191
How's that supposed to make me feel?
1079
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:19,318
Like it's not OK to grow up?
1080
01:04:19,397 --> 01:04:20,899
No, it's just...
1081
01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:25,453
Well, with myself
I'm pretty free from fear, but...
1082
01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:32,544
with you I get scared.
1083
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,462
Then why do you do it?
1084
01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:37,586
Why are you so obsessed with the park?
1085
01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:43,888
When your mom left with you,
1086
01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:48,434
and she had her reasons, I lost my family.
1087
01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:53,769
I guess the Shitbirds and the park,
1088
01:04:53,848 --> 01:04:55,850
they became my family.
1089
01:04:58,686 --> 01:05:02,156
And I didn't wanna lose them
like I lost you.
1090
01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:05,986
You... You didn't lose me.
1091
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:09,907
[Old D.C.]
As we talked, I realized the reason
1092
01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:11,957
I was so terrified of her growing up
1093
01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:15,628
is 'cause I hadn't been there
to watch her grow up.
1094
01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:21,965
- Papaw, are you crying?
- No, hell, no.
1095
01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:26,389
I'm... I'm just old,
and my eyes steam over sometimes.
1096
01:05:26,464 --> 01:05:31,265
It's a side effect of Cialis.
That's Papaw's heart medication.
1097
01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:34,768
So what happened to Action Point?
1098
01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:37,226
Action Point was doomed.
1099
01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:39,402
It couldn't exist today in the nanny state
1100
01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:40,945
with all the helicopter parents.
1101
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:44,115
No way. I just had to accept reality.
1102
01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:48,156
I didn't have enough money
to pay off the lawyers,
1103
01:05:48,236 --> 01:05:50,705
and, well, the talk with your mom
got me to thinking.
1104
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:54,660
So I did what any reasonable man would do.
1105
01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:56,369
I blew the whole thing up.
1106
01:05:57,579 --> 01:05:58,922
We had a damn good run.
1107
01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:01,045
[Knoblach] Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
1108
01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:05,049
Get the hell out of my way.
Move it. Move your ass.
1109
01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:07,381
There's fucking Knoblick and his lawyer.
1110
01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:09,182
Fucking lawyers.
1111
01:06:09,257 --> 01:06:11,931
That's the injury? Looks like a sprain.
1112
01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:14,104
[Stiv] It didn't look like that
the other night.
1113
01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:16,398
Open up! Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
1114
01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:17,975
[laughs]
1115
01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:20,731
- Morning, Slobcock.
- Boogie.
1116
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:24,565
- Oh.
- Why didn't I think of that?
1117
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,534
Well, guess you got my message.
1118
01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:30,408
Yes, I did, and I am very happy
1119
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,615
you decided not to delay the inevitable.
1120
01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:36,827
I hope you brought the title
to Action Point.
1121
01:06:58,056 --> 01:06:59,899
I made a lot of mistakes in my life,
1122
01:06:59,974 --> 01:07:01,726
but I never hurt my kid on purpose.
1123
01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:04,483
Ah, well, thank you.
1124
01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:08,032
He's buying me a Z28, so...
1125
01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,202
[Knoblach] Come on, let's go.
1126
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,372
You can just put an X
1127
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:17,325
if you don't remember
how to spell your name.
1128
01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:21,713
No, no. What's he doing?
1129
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:27,589
Sure is a lot of people out front.
1130
01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:31,765
For God's sake, D.C.,
just sign the damn thing.
1131
01:07:31,839 --> 01:07:34,934
All right, all right. You win, Knoblach.
1132
01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:38,688
It's all yours.
1133
01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:47,313
- There you go.
- Thank you.
1134
01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:51,947
This is not a victory for me.
1135
01:07:52,026 --> 01:07:55,075
This is a victory for all of Calico Ridge.
1136
01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:57,657
-[man] Fuck you.
- That's right.
1137
01:07:57,740 --> 01:08:01,415
Action Point and everything in it
is now officially yours.
1138
01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:03,838
Yeah, I know. That's great.
Thanks for the information.
1139
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:06,132
And contractually I just want to point out
1140
01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:08,835
that I'm no longer liable
for any lawsuits or injuries
1141
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,262
or anything else regarding this park.
Isn't that right, Rodney?
1142
01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:14,932
Right, those have all been
legally transferred over to the new owner.
1143
01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:18,353
- And that's you, Knoblick.
- Yeah, well, who gives a shit?
1144
01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:20,851
7 Parks is gonna level this dump anyway.
1145
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:24,059
-[crowd boos]
- Just shut up.
1146
01:08:26,644 --> 01:08:29,238
- Hey, thanks, baby.
- You're welcome.
1147
01:08:29,314 --> 01:08:32,363
All right, everybody, are you ready?
1148
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:36,037
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- Action Point is now open.
1149
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:39,036
- Free beer for everybody!
- D.C., no!
1150
01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:41,209
[cheering]
1151
01:08:41,284 --> 01:08:43,286
Hold on a second. No.
1152
01:08:43,369 --> 01:08:46,464
[Sham 69: “If the Kids Are United"]
1153
01:08:51,002 --> 01:08:52,219
-[blows raspberry]
-[D.C.] Have a ball!
1154
01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:55,674
Have a ball! Free beer on Knoblach!
1155
01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:57,304
[laughs]
1156
01:08:57,967 --> 01:09:00,095
[Travis] Oh, God!
1157
01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:02,351
Oh, shit!
1158
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,948
[song continues]
1159
01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:16,695
You guys are losers.
You'll always be fucking losers.
1160
01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:28,582
- Jesus. Ah, that is disgusting.
-[growling]
1161
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,667
Oh, shit.
1162
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:37,840
[roars]
1163
01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:54,108
[song continues]
1164
01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:20,096
Put that down!
1165
01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,308
- Whoo-wee!
- Hey!
1166
01:10:24,679 --> 01:10:26,602
Is there a lawyer in the house?
1167
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:29,730
- You work for me!
- Our business is concluded!
1168
01:10:29,809 --> 01:10:32,483
I'm taking on new clients.
1169
01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:33,984
You...
1170
01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:37,192
Anyone need a good lawyer?
1171
01:10:37,275 --> 01:10:38,652
- Ron.
- What?
1172
01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:41,079
You take your balls out of your purse
and stop these people.
1173
01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,327
- What do you want me to do?
- Hey.
1174
01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:45,408
You son of a bitch.
1175
01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:53,546
Yes!
1176
01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:56,594
[song continues]
1177
01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:18,525
[song fades]
1178
01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:26,996
[Old D.C.] Later that night,
me and the Shitbirds, well,
1179
01:11:27,074 --> 01:11:29,668
we said goodbye to the park
in our own way.
1180
01:11:29,744 --> 01:11:32,088
How the fuck do you wanna do this?
1181
01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:35,258
Who gives a shit?
Just light 'em up and see what happens.
1182
01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:42,720
[cheering]
1183
01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:20,590
[grunts]
1184
01:12:42,233 --> 01:12:43,280
BOOgie?
1185
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,861
BOOgie?
1186
01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:47,739
B00gie!
1187
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:50,575
What? I'm right here.
1188
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:53,912
I thought you had taken off.
1189
01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:55,872
I'm just putting my suitcase in the car.
1190
01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:58,674
Gotta be at the bus station
in an hour, you know.
1191
01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:07,683
No, we don't.
1192
01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:10,929
What do you mean?
1193
01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:14,228
Well, how about we take
a road trip, me and you,
1194
01:13:14,307 --> 01:13:16,526
all the way to New York City?
1195
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,153
Yeah?
1196
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:24,985
And then... maybe I stick around
and see what happens?
1197
01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:29,952
I mean, you are going into high school now
1198
01:13:30,031 --> 01:13:33,581
and I'm gonna have to chaperone
any and all dates.
1199
01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:38,836
I also thought we would stop
in Austin along the way.
1200
01:13:40,374 --> 01:13:42,126
What's in Austin?
1201
01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:45,338
Well, a little band called The Clash.
1202
01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:47,389
Maybe you heard of 'em?
1203
01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:52,183
- Did somebody say road trip?
- Oh, God.
1204
01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:54,935
What? Oh. Oh.
1205
01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:58,518
- Right after my morning swim.
- Dear God, Benny.
1206
01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:01,362
- Come on, Siouxsie.
-[D.C.] Guess we got company.
1207
01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:03,439
[Boogie laughs]
1208
01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:08,235
I like that story, Papaw.
1209
01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:13,699
You know, I give your mom a hard time.
1210
01:14:13,783 --> 01:14:16,707
But parenting ain't easy.
She's just looking out for you.
1211
01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:18,663
I guess.
1212
01:14:18,746 --> 01:14:21,670
Besides, she's the best thing
to ever happen to me.
1213
01:14:21,749 --> 01:14:23,592
Before you came along.
1214
01:14:26,128 --> 01:14:29,678
Wow. When I was younger,
I could do four of these at a time.
1215
01:14:33,636 --> 01:14:36,014
[Rudie laughs]
1216
01:14:37,098 --> 01:14:39,146
- Dad?
- Hi, Mom.
1217
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,319
You OK? You all right?
1218
01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:43,897
- Rudie, are you OK?
- D0n't worry about me.
1219
01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:46,907
-[groans]
- You all right, Dad?
1220
01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:49,236
Yeah, just came outside
to get a little fresh air.
1221
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,320
[Boogie] All right.
1222
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:54,078
Oh, man.
1223
01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:56,500
Are you gonna get sick? You want a beer?
1224
01:14:56,575 --> 01:15:00,455
Ah, it's OK.
Oh, I think I got a hemorrhoid.
1225
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:04,667
All right, Papaw's gotta go.
1226
01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:07,003
He's got a lamb stew on slow boil.
1227
01:15:07,086 --> 01:15:10,215
Thanks, Dad. She loves having you around.
1228
01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:12,425
We both do.
1229
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:14,806
- Bye, kid.
- Bye, Papaw.
1230
01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:17,604
Maybe next week
we'll go get us some tattoos.
1231
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:18,977
[Rudie giggles]
1232
01:15:19,890 --> 01:15:22,814
Mom, I think I'm gonna go
lie down in my room.
1233
01:15:22,893 --> 01:15:25,191
Kind of tired.
1234
01:15:25,271 --> 01:15:28,741
- Papaw has a lot of energy.
- He does.
1235
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:42,754
[sighs]
1236
01:15:51,005 --> 01:15:53,007
[groans]
1237
01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:07,484
Ha, ha, ha. Dad, get up.
1238
01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:11,108
[laughs]
1239
01:16:12,151 --> 01:16:15,655
Bet you thought the old man had bit it.
1240
01:16:15,738 --> 01:16:17,740
[chuckles]
1241
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:21,702
Ha-ha!
1242
01:16:25,498 --> 01:16:27,500
[laughs]
1243
01:16:31,378 --> 01:16:33,927
She always would buy dirty magazines,
and I was, like,
1244
01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:37,180
"Mom, why is Grandma
always looking at naked ladies?“
1245
01:16:37,259 --> 01:16:40,479
She was, like, "Oh, Chris..."
Fuck, I used my fucking name.
1246
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,392
-[cackles]
-[shouts]
1247
01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:48,187
Yes!
1248
01:16:52,233 --> 01:16:54,577
Somebody hand me a beer and listen up.
1249
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:56,237
[groans]
1250
01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:58,580
That's a hit.
1251
01:17:02,910 --> 01:17:05,413
And he's dead. You're all sad. Action!
1252
01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:10,342
[laughing]
1253
01:17:14,672 --> 01:17:16,345
[yells]
1254
01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:17,549
-[Boogie] Shit!
- Jesus.
1255
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,893
[no audible dialogue]
1256
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:30,947
There's, like, zebras everywhere
and there's, like, flocks of...
1257
01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:34,859
All right, hold on. I'm getting a call.
1258
01:17:37,528 --> 01:17:39,121
Hello?
1259
01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:46,750
[man] Three, two, one. Action!
1260
01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:49,173
Whoa! Whoa!
1261
01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:53,128
[man] Can you put a nut on my lens here?
1262
01:17:53,210 --> 01:17:55,212
[screeches]
1263
01:17:56,463 --> 01:17:57,931
[man #2] He got bit.
1264
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:09,151
I need...
I need more of that fucking stuff.
1265
01:18:09,226 --> 01:18:11,103
It... It came out of my eyes.
1266
01:18:23,824 --> 01:18:24,950
[yelps]
1267
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:42,718
[cheering]
1268
01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:49,771
[Deke Dickerson: “I Was In Love“]
1269
01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:08,724
[song ends]
1270
01:22:10,968 --> 01:22:13,471
[new song starts]
1271
01:23:53,278 --> 01:23:55,076
[song fades]
1272
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:21,686
[roars]
1273
01:24:25,644 --> 01:24:27,396
[roars]
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