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Okay, here's another one.
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TechCrunch says, "Laurie Bream
spotted lunching at the Rosewood
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"with yet another rising
tech star, Sam Herron.
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Could this finally be the
new CEO of Pied Piper?"
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Maybe she's just fucking them all.
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It's been ten days. You
know what would be nice?
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If I found out what Laurie wanted
to do with my company from her
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instead of the fucking Internet.
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Richard, the accountants finally
agreed to release our books.
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Okay.
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Hey, Richard. Is there
anything we should be doing?
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I don't know. Why are you asking me?
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I'm not the CEO. There is no CEO.
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Because, apparently, Jack's empty fucking
chair is a better choice than I am.
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So, maybe... maybe ask the
chair, see what it thinks.
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Say what you will about the chair,
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but at least it never told
me to build a fucking box.
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True. Compared to Richard,
it's a lot sturdier.
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And it has a lot less of
Barker's ass rubbed all over it.
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♪
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Are you serious?
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On top of Jack's ridiculous
severance package,
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we spent a thousand dollars on
each one of your fucking monitors?
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We did? Huh. That's very pricey.
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So what? Raviga funded
us for $5 million.
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There's no way we burned
through all that.
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Do you have any idea how these
deals work? That money's tranched.
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What's that?
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Well, from the Old French for "slice."
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Yeah, try to keep up, Dinesh.
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We get our money in stages.
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Right? We get $2 million upfront
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to get us going, to design
and build the product,
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but we don't get the next three million
until we take a product to market.
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And Jack was okay
with hemorrhaging money,
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because he thought we
were launching the box
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and then getting the next three
million in the next few weeks.
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But the platform will take way
longer to launch than that.
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Yes. So we are effectively
a $250 million company
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who just took $5 million in funding
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and now we're dead-ass broke.
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Our burn rate is astronomical,
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and every day we sit
in limbo like this...
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What if we don't?
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What if we don't sit in limbo?
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Like fuck limbo, right?
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I mean, right now, let's... let's fire
all these fucking sales assholes,
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and break the lease on this place
and get the fuck out of here.
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Can we do that? There's no CEO
here to approve any of that.
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Yeah. There's also no CEO here
to tell me not to do it, right?
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That's right. You're the CTO.
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Technically, you're the ranking officer.
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Fucking A.
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Look, when, or if, a new CEO
comes to take over the company,
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we will do what they say to
the best of our abilities.
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But there is a very real possibility
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that there won't be a company
for them to take over
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if we don't do something about it now.
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- So, no more surprise waffles.
- What?
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- No more Chef Amy.
- No!
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And no more of these
stupid offices, okay?
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We're going to move back to the hostel.
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- Fuck.
- Dinesh,
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we need to cut every
corner, save every penny,
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and plow it into engineers
to build the platform. Okay?
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Then we will be back on track.
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So Gilfoyle, Dinesh, pack up
those gold-plated monitors
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because we are selling them.
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Jared, come on. Let's do this.
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- Hmm.
- Well, that sucks.
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Jesus.
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Okay, guys. Can I have
your attention, please!
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Yeah, next goal wins.
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No. Uh, not... Now. Sorry,
it's got to be now.
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And so, bring it in, Dang,
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uh, Chef Amy, Jan the Man,
Keith, Northeast regional.
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And do you still have your shadow?
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- Yo!
- Hey, there he is.
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Okay, uh... circle up.
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All right, I have some news for you.
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Is this about the new CEO?
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Re/Code is saying it
could be Reid Hoffman.
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No. I... don't know anything about that.
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No, no. There's no new CEO. There's
no new employees of any kind.
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There's actually... It's more about
you guys becoming former employees.
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So, look...
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We're heading in a different direction.
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And what that means is, if
I haven't taken you aside
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and spoken to you privately
about staying on,
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that does mean that you are...
terminated, immediately.
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So, Dang, Chef Amy, Jan
the Man, all of Sales,
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I am, uh, really sorry about all this.
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Are you sure that you can
fire us, like, legally?
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Yeah. Yes, absolutely.
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I'm CTO. I'm the highest ranking
officer, so yes answer.
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You're... you're still CTO?
Laurie hasn't fired you yet?
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No, she has... Why would she fire me?
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Well, Code/Rag said that
your tech is mediocre
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and that's why no one
will take the CEO job.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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That's why I assumed
that you'd been fired.
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Uh, maybe she's waiting
till Friday to fire him.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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No, it doesn't make sense. That's
not what's happening, okay?
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I'm not getting fired. That's crazy.
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I haven't read this article.
Okay, maybe I'm too busy
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making the tech awesome,
because it's not mediocre.
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It's actually... turns out,
it's fucking revolutionary.
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So, I guess that's the truth.
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And also, I'm not fired, these guys
aren't fired, you all are fired.
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Everyone from this wall is fired.
So, enjoy being fired.
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Jesus! This is a good apple.
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Where did you get this?
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- Oh, I have a fruit guy.
- Fantastic.
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Read me back what we have so far.
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Uh, "Bachman and Bighetti shall
each include in this venture
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"any and all portfolio companies.
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The exception shall be for Pied Piper."
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Hey, how... how come Pied
Piper is not a part of it?
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'Cause, you know, I actually used to
work there, so maybe it should be?
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Big Head, Pied Piper is no
longer an incubating entity.
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It would be unfair to you and
to me and to them for me
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to relinquish any of my
shares in their company.
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And besides, like you, I'm giving up
everything else I have of value...
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shares, options, cash, liquid assets.
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Wait. So all my assets?
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That seems like kind of a lot.
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It is a lot, Big Head. We're
both giving up a lot.
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And we're both gaining a lot also.
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And that's what every successful
partnership is about.
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Committing fully, blindly, and
without concern of the consequences,
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- like marriage.
- Right.
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Oh, here. Get this down.
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In the event of a tie vote,
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any disagreement shall be settled
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with a toss of a coin of Mr.
Bachman's choosing.
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What the fuck are you doing in here?
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Can't you see we're having a meeting?
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Go ahead, Big Head,
read that back to me.
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Oh, um... "In the event of a tie..."
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The fucking juicer's broken!
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This is he second one in two days!
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CJ Cantwell of Code/Rag
writes, and I quote,
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"Having met this many
candidates without closing one,
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"one can't help wonder why
Pied Piper can't land a man.
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"Could the vaunted tech of
founder Richard Hendricks,
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"whom I once called 'the
next Mark Zuckerberg, '
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be turning Pied Piper from a unicorn
into a donkey wearing a party hat?"
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And?
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And, she's slandering my tech.
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It's the one thing that's
working around here.
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Look, I think if I just talk to her,
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I can get her to change it.
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No. I do not want you to engage
with a muckraker like CJ Cantwell
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simply to salve your male ego.
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My male ego has nothing
to do with this, Laurie.
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Look, good coders won't want to work
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for a company they
think has shitty tech.
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I need to get ahead of this now.
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And if I don't, we're done.
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Richard, whether you
appreciate this or not,
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I do actually have a plan here.
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You can meet with everyone in
Palo Alto to replace me as CEO.
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I'm not going to tell
you how to do your job.
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Okay, but I need to do
something about this, now.
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She-she... she's calling
us the next Clinkle.
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Clinkle, Laurie. Clinkle.
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You... you do know what
happened to Clinkle, right?
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Do you want us to be Clinkle?
Please, just stop saying "Clinkle."
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It jars the ear. Fine.
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I will have my office
set up an interview.
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But I want you to present
yourself well, Richard.
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Be showered, groomed, well-dressed.
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And you will need to sit down with our head
of PR beforehand to go over talking points.
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Why?
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Because you are in an emotional state,
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and when you are emotional,
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you become highly inarticulate.
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Well, I don't say that's true.
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Okay. Yes. Fine. Sure.
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Um...
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And thank you, Laurie.
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Before you ask, the answer is yes.
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I did blow all these hard drives clean.
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- So...
- You really are a moron.
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The only way to really
blow the hard drives clean
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is to take a drill and
punch a hole through it.
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All right, calm down, Snowden. I
zeroed them all out, we're fine.
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Welcome, welcome. Uh, we have lost
our lease, so everything must go.
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The chairs are arranged in
ascending order of lumbar support.
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So, have a gander.
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Oh, uh, word to the wise:
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the Haworths are like a
spa day for the buttocks.
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Yeah, and I have a fragile posterior.
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My aunt used to call me "glasshole."
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So, you can take it from me.
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Look at these fucking maggots.
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Crawling all over our garbage,
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leaving their slime of mediocrity.
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I thought you'd feel right
at home in a marketplace,
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haggling, selling your monkey paws,
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looking for Indiana Jones
in a wicker basket.
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Okay. Marion was in the wicker basket,
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Indiana Jones was tipping
them over, you fucking idiot.
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Hi.
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Let me know if you have any questions.
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Well, how about that?
I made my first sale.
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I've organized a lot of estate sales,
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so this is kind of my wheelhouse.
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- What?
- I have a lot of elderly friends.
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Oh, that is a fun item.
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That's a hardware fan.
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You've got the yellow hoodie on today.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wait a second.
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None of these are signed.
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Oh yeah. Um, it's just my business
manager had some questions
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about the way some of this
stuff was being arranged.
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Like he said something about
how it's not a corporation.
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It's just a general
partnership or something.
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I mean, he told me I didn't
understand, which is true,
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so he wanted to maybe
talk to you about it.
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So you want to lawyer up, huh?
Is that what we're doing?
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I don't think he has a law degree.
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Big Head, I would hope that a handshake
deal would be good enough for you.
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Because we're headed down a long road,
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and that road must be paved with trust.
Blind trust.
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And you bringing in these
so-called "experts..."
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...really gives me pause,
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and it insults my honor.
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Huh. Uh, sorry, hold on. I got to
take this. I'll be right back.
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Sorry. Hello?
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Hey. Uh, how do I look?
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If I'm being honest, like
a ventriloquist dummy.
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Uh... Okay.
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Well, you know, that's
actually kind of fitting,
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because I'm on my way
to Raviga right now
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to meet with a PR person to
tell me exactly what to say
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to a reporter and how to say it.
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Well, that does make sense.
241
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You do tend to babble on
when you're under pressure.
242
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Why does this thing people say?
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Why indeed?
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That was weird.
245
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I just got a call from Laurie
Bream's office, at Raviga,
246
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asking if I'd want to interview
for the job of CEO at Pied Piper.
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What? Are you fucking kidding me?
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That's exactly what I said.
249
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Then I said no, and
then we both hung up.
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I mean, I assume they hung up.
I had already hung up, so...
251
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Wow. Wow. Okay.
252
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Okay. Yeah, great. Big Head.
253
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Big Head! Fucking kidding me?
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What the fuck is going on?
255
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Big Head, you can insult me all you want
256
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by involving your
self-described shylocks,
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but to insult Richard and humiliate him,
258
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that's like kicking a child who's
done nothing to deserve it.
259
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I may not be able to finish my ramen.
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I told them no.
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Hi there. Richard Hendricks
here to see Dawn Simon, PR.
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Sure, she'll be meeting you in the small
conference room. Um, do you need me...
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No, no. I, uh... I know where it is.
264
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It turns out, I actually know something.
265
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I'm not a fucking idiot.
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- Richard Hendricks. Hi.
- Before we get any further,
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I just want you to know that, um,
I'm not going to be yelling at you,
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but I probably am going to yell.
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- Okay.
- Okay. Uh...
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because this is bullshit.
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Honestly, I mean, I get it.
This is your job. You're in PR.
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Your job is to pretty much
tell me what I can't say.
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I mean, when I talk to this
reporter, I probably can't say
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how fucked up it is that,
um, Laurie Bream fired me,
275
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and then replaced me
with Action Jack Barker.
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I probably can't say how the
only action he took was
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to essentially pick the wrong product
and then bleed the company dry.
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And I probably can't say how
fucking pissed off I am
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that Laurie Bream is out there
gallivanting around the Valley,
280
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interviewing every dickhole
on Earth for my job,
281
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including Big Head...
282
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a man that I fired by the way,
and no offense, I like him.
283
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I do actually, he's a close friend
of mine, been that way for years.
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He is a bit of a simpleton,
his name's fucking Big Head.
285
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But, okay, look.
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I want to be CEO of Pied Piper, okay?
287
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It is my company. I worked my ass
off to build this company, okay?
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That's my job. I deserve it.
289
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And it fucking kills me
that Laurie is out there
290
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trying to give it to someone
else, anyone but me.
291
00:13:19,996 --> 00:13:22,029
But I probably can't say that, can I?
292
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You can say anything
you want to say to me.
293
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All right.
294
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Thank you for meeting me, Monica.
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You are from...?
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Baltimore.
297
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HL Mencken hails from Baltimore.
298
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Who?
299
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Widely perceived as a racist,
300
00:13:44,818 --> 00:13:49,154
but... his work on the English
language is comprehensive,
301
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and his perspicuous skewering
of evangelicals is laudable.
302
00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:58,230
Monica, my mission here is
not merely to have fun.
303
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That's... that's okay.
304
00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:04,602
When I voted against you, at the
board meeting, I just want...
305
00:14:04,637 --> 00:14:07,438
Monica, this is not about you, for once.
306
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I brought you here to say...
307
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I am sorry.
308
00:14:12,946 --> 00:14:14,345
For...?
309
00:14:14,381 --> 00:14:16,381
Ah, yes, of course. You are
going to make me say it.
310
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Why am I not surprised?
311
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I made a mistake with Richard Hendricks.
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And out I went, right on my ass.
313
00:14:22,955 --> 00:14:28,025
And then Laurie put that jackhole
Barker in to bankrupt the company.
314
00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,793
But does she cop to that? No, no, no.
315
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:33,964
Because the Laurie-tron 6,000 isn't programmed
to admit when she's made a mistake.
316
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I made an error.
317
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:39,936
Wow, um, that's really
big of you to admit.
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I should not have removed him as CEO,
319
00:14:42,573 --> 00:14:45,908
and installing Jack Barker in his
place only compounded that error.
320
00:14:45,944 --> 00:14:49,946
But if that's true, then why are you
meeting with so many other CEO candidates?
321
00:14:49,981 --> 00:14:51,314
I am meeting publically
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with a number of high-value candidates
323
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I know to be unavailable, as well as with
a number of less-qualified candidates
324
00:14:58,555 --> 00:15:01,056
with whom Richard compares favorably.
325
00:15:01,091 --> 00:15:02,657
That's why you called Big Head.
326
00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:06,227
Yes. You see, Richard
must not be perceived
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as being the most expedient candidate.
328
00:15:08,332 --> 00:15:11,932
He must be seen as the
correct candidate.
329
00:15:13,269 --> 00:15:14,935
This is very exciting for Richard.
330
00:15:14,971 --> 00:15:18,973
I have been impressed by his
conduct in a tough situation.
331
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- Mm-hmm.
- He's shown mettle.
332
00:15:21,243 --> 00:15:22,476
Definitely.
333
00:15:22,511 --> 00:15:24,711
Therefore, I will call for a
vote at the next board meeting
334
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to offer him the job.
335
00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:30,183
That is of course assuming he continues
to demonstrate an air of professionalism.
336
00:15:32,287 --> 00:15:34,854
Hi, Dawn. Are you waiting for someone?
337
00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:37,290
Yes. I'm supposed to be meeting
with Richard Hendricks
338
00:15:37,325 --> 00:15:39,425
before he sits down with
a Code/Rag reporter.
339
00:15:39,461 --> 00:15:42,928
Oh, that's weird. I saw him earlier.
340
00:15:42,964 --> 00:15:44,196
And that is why...
341
00:15:45,065 --> 00:15:46,798
I'm just being honest here.
342
00:15:48,702 --> 00:15:52,837
I think that Peter Gregory
is better off where he is.
343
00:15:52,873 --> 00:15:56,274
Just saying, because if he knew what
Laurie was doing to his company,
344
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,776
he probably would want to take
a gun and blow his brains out.
345
00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:01,245
Uh, okay.
346
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,615
We should probably start talking
about the things that I can say.
347
00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:06,850
Um...
348
00:16:06,886 --> 00:16:09,720
Richard. Richard Hendricks?
349
00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:12,556
Yes. Who are you?
350
00:16:12,591 --> 00:16:14,858
Dawn Simon, Raviga's publicity director.
351
00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:22,765
So that would make you...?
352
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,834
CJ Cantwell, Code/Rag.
353
00:16:25,837 --> 00:16:27,837
Thank you, I think I
have everything I need.
354
00:16:33,878 --> 00:16:35,710
Please tell me that went well.
355
00:16:38,049 --> 00:16:42,951
Yep. No, yeah. It, uh...
it-it was gone great.
356
00:16:42,986 --> 00:16:46,055
Yep. It had gone.
357
00:16:47,624 --> 00:16:49,158
It was great.
358
00:16:49,193 --> 00:16:50,526
Uh, she's a... she's a great guy.
359
00:16:50,561 --> 00:16:54,362
Really. Gir... girl. She's... she's cool.
She's a cool one.
360
00:16:54,397 --> 00:16:57,331
Cool. Um, so I can just...
I can get out here?
361
00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:58,866
- Just 'cause I got another thing.
- Yeah.
362
00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:01,502
Slow down. Listen to me.
Look, in my defense,
363
00:17:01,538 --> 00:17:04,272
I said those were all the
things I can't say, okay.
364
00:17:04,307 --> 00:17:05,639
So it's kind of like I
didn't even say them.
365
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:08,341
But you did say them, at a meeting
you scheduled with a reporter.
366
00:17:08,377 --> 00:17:09,709
Reporter? Come on,
you're a tech blogger.
367
00:17:09,744 --> 00:17:13,080
Oh, really. Hard to see why Laurie
insisted on a PR rep for you.
368
00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:18,952
Look, uh, just... tell me
what I can do to kill this?
369
00:17:18,987 --> 00:17:21,321
- You want me to spike the story?
- Yes, please.
370
00:17:21,356 --> 00:17:25,124
Give me something better. I don't know,
go on a drunken racist Twitter rant,
371
00:17:25,159 --> 00:17:27,726
or, uh, get in your car,
run over Elon Musk,
372
00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:30,129
and give me an exclusive from jail.
Yeah.
373
00:17:30,164 --> 00:17:32,498
Otherwise, I'm posting this
at noon tomorrow, so...
374
00:17:32,533 --> 00:17:34,400
No, no, no, no. Look. Look.
375
00:17:34,435 --> 00:17:36,716
If you want to leave, you're
going to have to run me over!
376
00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:47,979
These offices were nice.
377
00:17:48,014 --> 00:17:51,048
Now everything looks so bare.
378
00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:54,619
Yeah. There is a certain
sad vulnerability to it.
379
00:17:55,755 --> 00:17:58,689
Have you ever seen a naked dead person?
380
00:17:58,725 --> 00:18:01,057
No. No. No.
381
00:18:02,595 --> 00:18:05,729
Well, the good news is,
we cleared almost...
382
00:18:05,764 --> 00:18:08,665
$70,000 from selling all this stuff.
383
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,701
That's not enough to afford
all the coders we need.
384
00:18:11,737 --> 00:18:13,537
We need at least a dozen.
385
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:15,905
Where would we even put them now?
386
00:18:17,074 --> 00:18:18,674
Shall we?
387
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,548
Wait. Where's my hard drive?
388
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,016
What did it look like?
389
00:18:27,051 --> 00:18:29,952
It just looked like a
normal standard hard drive.
390
00:18:29,987 --> 00:18:31,554
You sure it was in your bag?
391
00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:33,355
Yeah, it was in my bag.
392
00:18:34,558 --> 00:18:39,327
Could it maybe have slid out
and was next to your bag,
393
00:18:39,363 --> 00:18:42,797
which was next to all the
hard drives we got rid of?
394
00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:46,668
Did you sell my personal hard drive?
395
00:18:46,703 --> 00:18:50,671
You didn't happen to wipe
that one clean, too, did you?
396
00:18:50,706 --> 00:18:53,207
- My personal hard drive?
- Yeah.
397
00:18:53,242 --> 00:18:54,508
No!
398
00:18:54,544 --> 00:18:55,544
Fuck!
399
00:18:55,578 --> 00:18:58,212
So it had our confidential IP on it?
400
00:18:58,247 --> 00:19:03,217
Yes. All the work we did on the
platform, the box, everything.
401
00:19:03,252 --> 00:19:06,887
Well, what's gone is
not necessarily lost.
402
00:19:06,922 --> 00:19:08,888
Okay, we just need to find it.
403
00:19:08,923 --> 00:19:11,324
I found my retainer in
the school dumpster.
404
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,694
I found my biological father
in a militia up in the Ozarks.
405
00:19:14,729 --> 00:19:16,028
This should be no problem.
406
00:19:16,064 --> 00:19:18,030
Don't worry, Dinesh, we'll find it.
407
00:19:26,106 --> 00:19:30,442
Uh, does he not know we're moving out?
408
00:19:30,477 --> 00:19:32,544
Should we tell him?
409
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:37,015
No. Jack paid him in
full up front, and...
410
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,618
he seems so at peace.
411
00:19:39,653 --> 00:19:42,320
All right. All right.
412
00:19:48,761 --> 00:19:51,195
I am such an idiot.
413
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,963
You've got no choice, Richard.
414
00:19:52,998 --> 00:19:55,866
You need to go in to Laurie and
just tell her what happened.
415
00:19:55,901 --> 00:19:58,368
What? It's bad enough
she's going to find out
416
00:19:58,403 --> 00:20:00,169
what I said after this
piece posts online.
417
00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:03,206
You want me to go in and
tell her right to her face?
418
00:20:03,242 --> 00:20:04,173
No fucking way.
419
00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:06,643
You could spin it.
Tell her you're sorry.
420
00:20:06,678 --> 00:20:09,246
I had it. I had my old CEO job back,
421
00:20:09,281 --> 00:20:11,114
and I fucked it up.
422
00:20:11,149 --> 00:20:12,616
I'll get it.
423
00:20:14,386 --> 00:20:18,387
Ah. The Super Angel Premium Deluxe.
424
00:20:18,422 --> 00:20:20,556
In the flesh.
425
00:20:20,591 --> 00:20:25,193
Yeah, I had to drive to San Mateo
to get one that has auto-reverse.
426
00:20:25,229 --> 00:20:26,595
Why didn't you send your assistant?
427
00:20:26,631 --> 00:20:28,731
She was on the phone, so...
428
00:20:28,766 --> 00:20:34,001
Well, Big Head, it takes a brave
man to admit his mistakes,
429
00:20:34,036 --> 00:20:36,638
and with this token of apology,
430
00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:38,539
you've officially righted your wrong.
431
00:20:38,575 --> 00:20:41,809
Consider the matter resolved.
432
00:20:41,844 --> 00:20:43,944
Cool.
433
00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:46,714
Traditionally the offender
shakes the offendee's hand,
434
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:49,283
so you would come to me.
435
00:20:50,286 --> 00:20:52,786
That's an honest Thomas.
436
00:20:52,821 --> 00:20:57,291
Gentlemen, Monica, from the
ashes of whatever happens here
437
00:20:57,326 --> 00:21:01,861
will rise the Phoenix that
shall be known as Bachmanity.
438
00:21:01,897 --> 00:21:04,498
That's what you're going
to call your company?
439
00:21:04,533 --> 00:21:07,300
Yeah, well, before it was
going to be Bachman Capital.
440
00:21:07,335 --> 00:21:11,404
Because I provide the Bachman,
and he provides the capital.
441
00:21:11,439 --> 00:21:15,073
Yeah, but then, we compromised,
and made it Bachmanity,
442
00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:21,213
'cause it's Bachman from him, and then the
"Etti" from me. So it's two syllables each.
443
00:21:21,248 --> 00:21:25,082
Very much into keeping score, this one.
Have a seat.
444
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,885
I'll go fetch the documents
and my Montblanc.
445
00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:29,921
Psst!
446
00:21:32,426 --> 00:21:36,428
So, slight hiccup. I tracked down
the woman who bought the drive,
447
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,698
but she wasn't interested
in selling it back.
448
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:42,199
Apparently, she's already given
it to her elderly father
449
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:45,202
and booked the Geek Squad to set
it up for him this afternoon.
450
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:48,238
What about my drive?
All our stuff is on there.
451
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:51,908
I think we're fine. She said
he mostly uses the computer
452
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,777
to download photos of old ships.
453
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:57,247
I don't think he'll be able to find
our files even if he wanted to.
454
00:21:57,282 --> 00:22:00,650
Well, I mean, hopefully. But still...
455
00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:03,219
Dinesh is right, this is sloppy.
456
00:22:03,254 --> 00:22:04,821
Where does this guy live?
457
00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,790
Oh shit, Richard, I'm sorry, man.
458
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,492
Initial here and here.
459
00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:13,295
No. It's okay. I... I deserve it.
It's my own fault.
460
00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:15,063
And you're going to want to sign here.
461
00:22:15,098 --> 00:22:17,799
Still man, that just really sucks.
462
00:22:17,835 --> 00:22:20,702
You know, I bet... I bet you wish you
could just scrub the whole Internet,
463
00:22:20,738 --> 00:22:22,070
like Gavin Belson does, right?
464
00:22:22,105 --> 00:22:27,709
Whoa, weird. Every single one of my
signatures looks totally different.
465
00:22:27,745 --> 00:22:29,411
- Wait. What?
- Yeah, look.
466
00:22:29,446 --> 00:22:32,145
This one's in cursive, this
one's just printed, and then I,
467
00:22:32,181 --> 00:22:34,348
one I just wrote "Big Head," but
that's not going to hold up.
468
00:22:34,384 --> 00:22:38,986
No, no, no. Did you just say Gavin
Belson scrubbed the Internet?
469
00:22:39,021 --> 00:22:40,421
Oh, yeah.
470
00:22:42,124 --> 00:22:44,592
Yeah, and then they told me to my face,
471
00:22:44,627 --> 00:22:46,427
that after Nucleus was shut down,
472
00:22:46,462 --> 00:22:48,528
Gavin had one of his execs
order them to scrub
473
00:22:48,563 --> 00:22:52,164
all negative mentions of
Nucleus off of Hooli Search.
474
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,933
Wow.
475
00:22:53,968 --> 00:22:55,702
Okay, when exactly did this happen?
476
00:22:55,737 --> 00:22:58,004
No, no. Actually, uh...
477
00:22:58,039 --> 00:23:01,173
you told me that you would spike my
story if I give you something better.
478
00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:02,409
This is better, right?
479
00:23:02,444 --> 00:23:05,711
Yeah. Light-years better, actually.
Your story's spiked.
480
00:23:05,746 --> 00:23:06,879
Great, okay.
481
00:23:06,914 --> 00:23:09,782
As long as we're trading
apples for comparable apples,
482
00:23:09,817 --> 00:23:12,618
I've got a fresh and juicy
that's ripe for the picking.
483
00:23:12,653 --> 00:23:15,287
Ms. Cantwell, what say
you to an exclusive
484
00:23:15,322 --> 00:23:18,323
on the launch of a future
financial behemoth?
485
00:23:18,358 --> 00:23:20,325
How about we just stick with Gavin?
486
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,993
Gavin for Richard? Deal?
487
00:23:23,029 --> 00:23:24,094
Done.
488
00:23:25,097 --> 00:23:28,032
Monica, do you really need to be here?
489
00:23:35,508 --> 00:23:38,543
- Geek Squad.
- The computer's right here.
490
00:23:40,679 --> 00:23:43,079
You're not wearing the shirt.
491
00:23:43,114 --> 00:23:45,348
I spilled coffee on it.
492
00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:47,050
I'm a nerd.
493
00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:10,005
All right. We're all set here.
494
00:24:17,013 --> 00:24:18,179
Yes!
495
00:24:18,214 --> 00:24:20,782
Can I have my hard drive?
496
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:25,453
Oh, no. You fucking dick.
497
00:24:27,991 --> 00:24:29,023
Shit.
498
00:24:33,395 --> 00:24:35,762
You're gonna be replacing it.
499
00:24:42,237 --> 00:24:44,237
You're back. How did
the board meeting go?
500
00:24:44,272 --> 00:24:45,672
Well, um...
501
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:48,674
You're looking at the past, present,
502
00:24:48,710 --> 00:24:52,444
and possibly future CEO of Pied Piper.
503
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,649
- That is fab...
- Oh...
504
00:24:56,684 --> 00:24:58,651
- Congratulations!
- Jared...
505
00:24:58,686 --> 00:24:59,752
My captain!
506
00:24:59,787 --> 00:25:03,022
"O captain! My captain!
Rise up and hear the bells.
507
00:25:03,057 --> 00:25:07,425
Rise up... for you the flag is flung...
for you the bugle trills."
508
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:09,761
All right. Dismissed.
509
00:25:09,796 --> 00:25:12,030
Well, uh, just to remind you,
510
00:25:12,065 --> 00:25:14,432
Pied Piper is still a
sinking ship, so...
511
00:25:14,467 --> 00:25:16,034
Enough with the maritime metaphors.
512
00:25:16,069 --> 00:25:19,771
This is honestly like the best birthday
gift that I ever could've asked for.
513
00:25:19,806 --> 00:25:21,705
- It's your birthday?
- Oh, I don't know.
514
00:25:21,741 --> 00:25:24,107
The CPS worker couldn't
find my birth certificate,
515
00:25:24,143 --> 00:25:27,011
but... maybe now it is.
516
00:25:27,046 --> 00:25:32,249
And in other good news, we've managed
to fill out our engineering team.
517
00:25:32,284 --> 00:25:34,685
Did you tell them that
my Fage's off-limits?
518
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,386
Oh, that... that won't be a worry.
519
00:25:36,422 --> 00:25:37,788
Come meet them.
520
00:25:37,823 --> 00:25:40,523
All right, guys, who wants to start
work on the fragment uploader?
521
00:25:40,559 --> 00:25:42,959
Uh, Gleb, why don't you
and Sanjay take it?
522
00:25:42,994 --> 00:25:44,561
Richard, say hi.
523
00:25:44,596 --> 00:25:47,396
Yes, uh, hello. I am,
uh, Richard Hendricks,
524
00:25:47,432 --> 00:25:50,767
the CEO of Pied Piper. Welcome aboard.
525
00:25:50,802 --> 00:25:52,735
- Hello.
- What the fuck is going on here?
526
00:25:52,771 --> 00:25:54,704
We got a little creative.
527
00:25:54,739 --> 00:25:57,138
Uh, I read that the woman
who started Pegg'd built
528
00:25:57,174 --> 00:26:01,309
her entire app using a team of coders
from India, she never met in person.
529
00:26:01,344 --> 00:26:03,745
And it only cost $15,000.
530
00:26:03,781 --> 00:26:05,614
So, yeah, so we figured
why limit ourselves
531
00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:07,315
to a few expensive people in the Valley,
532
00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:11,019
when we could afford a full
complement if we outsourced?
533
00:26:11,055 --> 00:26:14,455
Uh, Richard, I know we said that
we sold everything in the offices
534
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:18,659
to pay for these guys, but
that was not exactly true.
535
00:26:18,695 --> 00:26:20,761
Um, we kept one thing.
536
00:26:20,797 --> 00:26:22,730
Okay.
537
00:26:25,702 --> 00:26:28,102
Oh, wow. It's the CEO chair.
538
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,672
Ah.
539
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:34,708
Have a seat.
540
00:26:34,743 --> 00:26:36,610
Okay.
541
00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,748
Okay, uh...
542
00:26:41,783 --> 00:26:44,017
Well, uh, why don't we, uh,
543
00:26:44,052 --> 00:26:48,020
go around the room or screens or
whatever, and, uh, introduce ourselves?
544
00:26:49,023 --> 00:26:53,959
Hello, my name is Gleb.
I am in Bulgaria.
545
00:26:53,995 --> 00:26:56,996
Hello, I am Sanjay. I am
here in Mumbai, India.
546
00:26:57,031 --> 00:26:58,396
- You having trouble?
- No.
547
00:26:58,432 --> 00:27:02,134
I am Elisabet. I am speaking
to you from Estonia.
548
00:27:02,169 --> 00:27:04,468
Uh, thank you for the...
549
00:27:04,504 --> 00:27:07,005
Whoa!
550
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,673
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
551
00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:10,708
- I got it. I got it. It's fine.
- Dude.
552
00:27:10,744 --> 00:27:13,177
You're making a great first impression.
553
00:27:13,212 --> 00:27:15,513
Sorry. Can we go to the...
do the names one more time?
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