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Here it is.
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This is your future.
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One of your Pied Piper boxes
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would go right here in this rack.
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Okay. (SIGHS)
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MAN: Okay.
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Let me show you the next location
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in which we would install
one of your boxes.
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GILFOYLE: Richard. What the
fuck are we doing here?
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I don't like it any more than you do.
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I told Jack we'd come
check this place out
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and then we'd have a discussion.
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DINESH: I can't believe
you suggested the idea
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of building a fucking appliance.
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I didn't, okay?
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I pitched it as an example
of what not to do
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and the fucking sales guys ran with it.
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I didn't want to go to enterprise.
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You were the ones who
said it would be fine.
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- No, we didn't say that.
- You said it all the time.
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That's not what we said. That is not...
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Here it is. This is where another one
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of your Pied Piper boxes would go.
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Okay. Good.
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Okay. Let me show you the next location
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- in which we would install...
- Actually, you know what?
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Sorry. No offense, but once
you see one space in a rack,
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you've kind of seen them all.
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That's what I used to think...
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until I saw them all.
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Would you like to see your desks?
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- Our desks?
- What?
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♪ ♪
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This is where we would install
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a Pied Piper engineer.
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Sorry. Why, exactly, would
we need to be here?
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Your sales representative promised
24-hour-a-day, on-site maintenance...
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at least for the first year.
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So, one of us would have to be down here
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for a year?
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Even at night?
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There's really no difference
between day and night down here,
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so it makes things easy.
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Okay, well, we should
probably get going. Now.
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- Almost right now.
- Yeah, right now even.
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Okay. There are 16 stairwells.
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Which one would you like to see first?
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Just whatever's as fast as possible.
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- Your favorite one.
- Hmm.
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Okay.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh!
- You see these fucking mole people?
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Hey, where did John go?
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GILFOYLE: Oh shit. Did he go in a room?
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No. Uh... probably around here.
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(LOUDLY) Hey, John?
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- John?
- Oh. Uh... John?
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- John!
- Oh shit.
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GILFOYLE: John!
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- DINESH: Where is he? John!
- John!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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We can't take my algorithm
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and put it in a box and
bury it at Maleant.
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- We just can't.
- I think this thing is dead.
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Jack, look, I have no doubt
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that your guys can sell a box
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and an appliance may be
a good short-term play,
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but in the long term,
we need to be building
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- our full-time platform.
- Gloria!
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Could you call the fish guy
and see what kind of warranty
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we have one these things? I
think one of them is dead.
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(SIGHS) Jack, please.
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You said that when we
got back from Maleant
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- we would discuss this.
- Okay, let's discuss it.
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Take a look at the Conjoined
Triangles of Success.
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Now, what do those two
triangles make together?
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- A square?
- A box. They make a box.
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- You can't make that shit up.
- But you literally did make it up.
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Yes, I did. And now they teach
it at business schools.
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But I was only referring to the
serendipity of the coincidence.
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Look, if we build you the box,
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will you promise to let us build
the platform when it's done?
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We'll think about then then.
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Now we need to worry about now.
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Build me a box... now.
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♪ ♪
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How'd it go?
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Uh, not well.
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All right, then.
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What do you... What do you mean?
What are you doing?
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Well, first, I'm changing
my Linkedln status...
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to "Looking for work."
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That box is artless commerce.
I won't be a party to it.
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So, you're just gonna quit?
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Just like that? How...
How can you do that?
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By saying the words "I" and "quit"
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in conjunction together...
i.e., I quit.
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Well, there's actually
some paperwork involved.
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Hey, can I have that
USB missile launcher?
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I'll just fish it out
of the trash later.
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RICHARD: Gilfoyle, come on.
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Give me some time to
figure a way out of this,
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'cause if you quit now,
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you're gonna lose all your shares.
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And what if Barker changes his mind
and lets us build the platform?
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And the odds of that are?
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- (CELL PHONE BEEPS)
- Oh.
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Already? Recruiters
move fast these days.
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This is Gilfoyle. Dazzle me.
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♪ ♪
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More recruiter swag?
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You got an Oculus?
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- Yup.
- That's a hoverboard?
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How many meetings are you taking?
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None. That's the irony.
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The more meetings I turn down, the
more these recruiters send me.
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- What are you doing?
- Eating popcorn.
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- That's my popcorn.
- You have seven tubs of it.
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You could be the mayor of Popcornopolis.
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Don't eat the caramel. You can
have the cheese or the plain.
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- You're leaving me with the cheddar?
- That's right. Dick.
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Hey, can I borrow this?
Just for a little bit?
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No. Whoa, whoa, hold on.
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You're wearing a gold chain?
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Oh, right. Yeah, I've
had it for a while.
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Just kind of throw it
on every now and then.
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None of that is true.
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- I definitely would've noticed.
- Okay, listen.
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I've been working hard. I'm
making money for the first time.
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I was like... buy myself
something nice, you know?
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But instead of that, you bought a chain?
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You're just jealous I
have a salary, quitter.
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And you are too legit to quit,
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eh, MC Hamas?
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- Fuck off.
- Later, Chain the Virgin.
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Well, Gilfoyle, looks
like your recruiters
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are gonna have to take
back their gift baskets,
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because I just got off
the phone with Monica
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and she's getting me in to
see Laurie this morning
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so I can tell her what's going on.
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But you're... you're going
over your CEO's head?
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That is a serious breach of protocol.
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I mean, if Jack finds
out, he'll be furious.
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Hey, when you push a man so far,
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he goes out, buys a gun, and
shoots everyone in a bank.
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- Whoa.
- No, I wouldn't, I wouldn't.
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I'm not...
I'm not going to.
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Just... The point is,
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what other option do I have, anyway?
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What other option do you have, Richard?
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Can I speak with you alone, please? Hmm?
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♪ ♪
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Are you angry with me, Richard?
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Have I done something to offend you?
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No. What are you talking about?
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You know, when you and the boys picked
up and went to the new offices,
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and didn't invite me along...
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I didn't say anything.
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Yeah, because you don't
work at Pied Piper.
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And you haven't let me forget that
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for even one moment, have you, Richard?
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I-I-I... I'm having
trouble tracking this.
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I don't know what you're mad about.
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You publicly proclaimed, "I
have to go over Barker's head
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because what other option do I have?"
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What other option do you have, Richard?
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- Uh...
- 'Cause there is another option,
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and he's standing here,
looking you in the face,
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and you're staring back
like he don't even exist.
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Just to be... as clear as
I possibly can be here,
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are you trying to tell me that
you want to talk to Barker?
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No, Richard, I don't
want to talk to Barker.
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I want you to want me to talk to Barker.
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You know... at this point, if
it'll make you feel better,
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sure, you can go talk to Barker.
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See?
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Was that so hard?
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Actually, yes, that was
painfully difficult.
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♪ ♪
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Yeah, she's definitely dead.
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I'm sorry for your loss. Gloria!
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Gloria! Gl... Oh!
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Would you... take this
daughter of Neptune
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back from whence she came?
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The toilet, dear. That's okay.
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What can I do for you, Mr. Bachman?
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Ah yes, to the matter at hand.
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I spoke with Richard about
the box project, and...
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Well, here are some of my
thoughts in no particular order.
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- Why a box?
- What information do I not already have?
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I'm sorry?
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I said, "What information
do I not already have?"
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I already have a five-year run
rate plus a full market forecast
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for my appliance. I have the
same for Richard's platform.
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I've heard all of his
engineering team's complaints.
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So, before you waste time
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with some freeform jazz odyssey
of masturbatory bullshit,
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just tell me what concrete
information you have for me
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that I do not already possess!
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♪ ♪
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Richard. (SIGHS)
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The way I see it, you've
got about two options.
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One, you build yourself the box.
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Two, you get Laurie Bream
on the phone ASAP.
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All right, I'll see you
back at the house.
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Okay.
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Ah. Hiroki-san.
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(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
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♪ ♪
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Umm... What is that one?
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It is a question mark
made of human hair,
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harvested, apparently,
from dead people in India.
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It's a pun. It signifies that
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at Raviga, we ask the
big, hairy questions.
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Right. Speaking of questions...
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What should we do about Jack?
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Well, I concur with your assessment
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that a backup appliance
for data centers seems
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an uninspired application
of your technology.
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I will contact him and we'll have
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a frank discussion about this.
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Great. I really appreciate
you hearing me out on this.
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And it goes without
saying, I was never here.
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Oh?
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What?
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You are here. Now.
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What Richard means is he would prefer
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if you didn't tell Jack that he came
here to talk to you about this.
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Yes, because the other
interpretation makes no sense.
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- ♪
♪
- (PHONE RINGS)
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Jack, Laurie Bream on line one.
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(WHISPERING) Guys. Guys, it's happening.
It's happening.
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Hello.
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Okay. Drop the hammer, Laurie Bream.
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
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What are you doing? He's
going to see you looking.
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I can't see 'cause of
these fucking monitors.
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- Whose fucking fault is that, okay?
- It's not my... Shh!
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Something's happening.
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What?
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What's happening? What's happening?
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Oh, man. Barker's pissed.
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How pissed? Scale of one to 10.
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- Oh my God. Seven.
- Fuck.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Like
a nine, nine and a half.
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DINESH: Fuck! I'm missing everything.
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I'm going to go to the kitchen.
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He doesn't know. I could be hungry.
250
00:11:13,121 --> 00:11:13,953
(SLAMS)
251
00:11:14,039 --> 00:11:15,171
It's over. It's over.
252
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,207
I missed the whole fucking thing
253
00:11:17,342 --> 00:11:19,759
because of these fucking monitors.
254
00:11:19,878 --> 00:11:23,129
Richard? Jack would like
to see you in his office.
255
00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:24,797
Oh. Okay.
256
00:11:26,351 --> 00:11:27,634
If you'll excuse me, gentlemen,
257
00:11:27,719 --> 00:11:31,437
I'm gonna go ask Action Jack
how Laurie's dick tastes.
258
00:11:31,556 --> 00:11:33,806
- D... No.
- Yeah.
259
00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:36,392
You wanted to see me, chief?
260
00:11:36,528 --> 00:11:39,028
Sure, come on in, Richard. Grab a seat.
261
00:11:39,114 --> 00:11:40,730
RICHARD: Sure.
262
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,365
- (CLICKS)
- (WHIRS)
263
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
264
00:11:43,985 --> 00:11:45,368
Yeah. Okay.
265
00:11:45,453 --> 00:11:48,571
So, guess who I just got
off the phone with.
266
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Uh... I have no idea. Who?
267
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- Laurie Bream.
- Laurie... Bream. From Raviga?
268
00:11:56,915 --> 00:12:00,166
Exactly. She was pretty adamant
269
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:03,836
that the whole box project
here at Pied Piper was...
270
00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:06,890
(SIGHS) woefully misguided.
271
00:12:06,975 --> 00:12:09,259
Whoa. Strong words. Wow.
272
00:12:09,344 --> 00:12:13,596
In fact, it was her opinion that we
should immediately abandon the box
273
00:12:13,682 --> 00:12:17,267
in favor of the consumer
platform version of Pied Piper
274
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which I believe you and
your guys were bucking for.
275
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,573
Oh, I don't know about "bucking,"
276
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but yeah. Yeah, well, hey, look,
277
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- Laurie Bream is the investor.
- Yeah.
278
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She is the investor.
279
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Anyway, she wanted a comprehensive,
280
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go-to-market strategy
281
00:12:37,005 --> 00:12:40,957
for the platform version
within 48 hours.
282
00:12:41,092 --> 00:12:44,127
Wow. Well, what Laurie
wants, Laurie gets.
283
00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:47,797
So... yeah. We should
probably get started on that.
284
00:12:47,882 --> 00:12:50,049
No, we shouldn't, Richard.
285
00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:51,851
We're not building the platform.
286
00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,269
We're building a box.
287
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,888
(SCOFFS) Okay, but...
288
00:12:55,974 --> 00:12:58,808
didn't Laurie say that
she wanted the platform?
289
00:12:58,893 --> 00:13:01,728
Yes, she said that, and then I said
290
00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:05,481
that if Pied Piper was
going to build a platform,
291
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,317
she would have to fire me.
292
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,986
Uh, what did she say?
293
00:13:10,071 --> 00:13:14,157
She said she was not interested
in doing that at this time.
294
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:15,825
And did she say anything after that?
295
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,660
We're building the box, Richard.
296
00:13:17,746 --> 00:13:21,914
Twelve weeks from today, we're going to
present her a prototype of that box.
297
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,001
So, let's get it done.
298
00:13:25,086 --> 00:13:27,637
- (CLICKS)
- (WHIRS)
299
00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:30,306
Okay.
300
00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:32,342
Yup.
301
00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:35,395
- (CLICKS)
- (WHIRS)
302
00:13:35,513 --> 00:13:37,063
One more thing, Richard.
303
00:13:38,733 --> 00:13:40,350
If you're going to shoot the king,
304
00:13:40,435 --> 00:13:43,569
you better be goddamn sure you kill him.
305
00:13:44,906 --> 00:13:46,606
You understand what that means?
306
00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:49,359
(HESITANTLY) Yeah-ar.
307
00:13:50,445 --> 00:13:54,030
Did you just say... "Yar"?
308
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,249
No.
309
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♪ ♪
310
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Look at us. Two rogues
on the King's Highway.
311
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:06,342
Let the rats run in their maze.
312
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:09,712
We chose this. This is our destiny.
313
00:14:09,798 --> 00:14:12,965
- Freedom. Isn't that right, Gilfoyle?
- (LIGHTER FLICKS)
314
00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,603
- Did you say something?
- Of course.
315
00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:19,472
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
316
00:14:20,892 --> 00:14:23,776
If it's more popcorn, tell
'em we're at capacity.
317
00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:26,946
It's a guy from "Men in Black."
318
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:31,651
- Bertram Gilfoyle?
- Yeah.
319
00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:33,403
I'm here on behalf of Twen-X recruiting,
320
00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:36,406
- I'm supposed to give you this.
- Pappy Van Winkle.
321
00:14:36,491 --> 00:14:38,458
Now we're talking. I'll take it.
322
00:14:38,576 --> 00:14:41,244
They told me not to give it to
you until after the meeting.
323
00:14:41,329 --> 00:14:43,463
I respect your skills.
324
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,582
Let me get my jacket.
325
00:14:46,718 --> 00:14:48,801
She was supposed to talk
Barker out of making the box.
326
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:49,969
What the fuck happened?
327
00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:51,671
- Richard.
- What?
328
00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:56,392
I was on the call, okay?
She tried, he said no.
329
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:59,429
- Well, then she should fire him.
- She can't fire him.
330
00:14:59,564 --> 00:15:00,680
Why not? She fired me.
331
00:15:00,765 --> 00:15:03,900
Exactly. She can't fire him
because she fired you.
332
00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:07,236
Firing a young CEO and installing
a much more experienced one
333
00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:08,271
looks like leadership.
334
00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:11,491
Firing two CEOs in a
month looks like chaos.
335
00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:13,359
Richard, look, I'm sorry,
336
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,244
but I think the box is here to stay.
337
00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:18,164
Okay? Laurie's gonna have to
pretend to be in favor of it.
338
00:15:18,283 --> 00:15:19,949
She'll probably issue press releases
339
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:24,120
talking about how it's the best
application of your visionary technology.
340
00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:26,956
Is there nothing that we can say
to Laurie to change her mind?
341
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:28,791
If I could control Laurie,
342
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:30,460
do you really think I'd be looking
343
00:15:30,545 --> 00:15:32,845
out my office door at that monstrosity?
344
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:35,882
Jeez, Monica, he's not that bad.
345
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,767
I mean, he's a little ugly, I guess.
346
00:15:37,852 --> 00:15:39,802
Oh, the question mark. Sorry.
347
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:42,522
♪ ♪
348
00:15:46,144 --> 00:15:48,611
Mr. Gilfoyle. We're ready for you.
349
00:15:49,647 --> 00:15:51,564
The guys cannot wait to see you again.
350
00:15:52,984 --> 00:15:54,117
Again?
351
00:15:57,572 --> 00:16:00,456
- MARC: Gilfoyle.
- What the fuck?
352
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,959
Good to see you again, buddy.
Why don't you have a seat?
353
00:16:03,044 --> 00:16:04,410
You stole half of our algorithm.
354
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,912
You think you can bring me in here
355
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:07,296
and pay me to give you the rest?
356
00:16:07,382 --> 00:16:09,298
Oh. No. We want you
357
00:16:09,384 --> 00:16:11,167
because you're a full-stack engineer.
358
00:16:11,252 --> 00:16:14,003
We already paid someone else for
the missing piece of middle-out.
359
00:16:14,088 --> 00:16:17,256
- Bullshit.
- Do you know Naveen and Eric,
360
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:20,143
who, until very recently, headed
up engineering at Nucleus?
361
00:16:20,228 --> 00:16:21,260
- Hey, man.
- What's up?
362
00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:24,180
- Nope.
- Well, I'm sure you at least recognize
363
00:16:24,265 --> 00:16:25,731
the code they brought us.
364
00:16:28,486 --> 00:16:30,403
That's exactly how they had it.
365
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:35,741
Okay. So, Endframe has our
entire prediction loop,
366
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,994
down to the last fucking semicolon.
367
00:16:38,079 --> 00:16:39,996
So, Nucleus stole half our IP,
368
00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:42,031
and Endframe stole the other half.
369
00:16:42,116 --> 00:16:43,950
And now they've knitted them together.
370
00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:47,670
So, while we are busy
building Barker's box,
371
00:16:47,755 --> 00:16:50,173
Endframe is beating us to
market with a platform.
372
00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:54,043
So, basically, we are a fucking
mediocre appliance company.
373
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,462
At least we'll make a
little money doing it.
374
00:16:56,548 --> 00:17:00,299
Oh, great. So, you can go back to the
car wash and buy some more chains.
375
00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:02,552
Huh, Pakistani Mr. T?
376
00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:03,853
Fuck you.
377
00:17:03,938 --> 00:17:06,889
Wait. Are you not wearing it?
378
00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:08,975
You're not. Did you take it off
379
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,810
- because I was fucking with you?
- DINESH: No.
380
00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:13,112
It was itchy on my neck, so...
381
00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:14,480
Bullshit.
382
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:15,982
That was a bad decision.
383
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:19,235
You flinched. Now the
pain will never end.
384
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:22,321
(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry to say
it, but Gilfoyle's right.
385
00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:25,241
You're making it worse. Sorry, Django.
386
00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:26,325
Django?
387
00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:28,127
(LAUGHS) Unchained.
388
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:31,130
Great. Now even fucking
Jared is busting my balls.
389
00:17:31,249 --> 00:17:34,584
I am. I'm...
I'm busting your balls.
390
00:17:34,669 --> 00:17:36,302
DINESH: You know what? If
you're gonna give me shit
391
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:37,803
for it anyway, I'm
just going to wear it.
392
00:17:37,922 --> 00:17:39,922
RICHARD: Okay, Jared.
Congratulations, by the way,
393
00:17:40,008 --> 00:17:43,142
but we have our own balls
to worry about, all right?
394
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:48,147
Look, how are we going
to save the platform?
395
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:50,683
What choice do we have?
Barker is the CEO.
396
00:17:50,768 --> 00:17:52,602
We have to do what he says.
397
00:17:52,687 --> 00:17:53,769
Or do we?
398
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:56,188
I don't know. I don't want
to lie down for this, okay?
399
00:17:56,274 --> 00:17:58,024
I don't want to just give up so easily.
400
00:17:58,109 --> 00:18:03,195
Richard, unfortunately, in this case I
think we have to roll over and take it.
401
00:18:03,281 --> 00:18:04,864
(LOUDLY) Or do we?
402
00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:08,200
- Erlich, you have something to say?
- Richard...
403
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:12,872
when George Washington
founded a little startup
404
00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:16,175
we've come to know as these
United States of America,
405
00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:20,429
and he was tired of getting shit
from his CEO, the King of England,
406
00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:23,883
did he just roll over and
take it from behind?
407
00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:28,521
No. He called on his
ride-or-die homeboys,
408
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,973
Tommy Jefferson, Benny Franklin,
409
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,976
and Alex Hamilton... who was
half-black, so that's Dinesh.
410
00:18:34,062 --> 00:18:35,478
I'm not half-black.
411
00:18:35,563 --> 00:18:38,564
He said, "Avast, ye fellow badasses,
412
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:42,151
let's build this country the
way we motherfucking want to."
413
00:18:42,236 --> 00:18:45,738
And so, Richard, if we want
to build the platform,
414
00:18:45,823 --> 00:18:48,157
all we need to do is...
415
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,294
build the platform.
416
00:18:53,581 --> 00:18:54,830
That was underwhelming.
417
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,633
Perhaps you can go into
slightly more detail?
418
00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,586
We tell Barker exactly
what he wants to hear.
419
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:03,673
That way, he thinks we're
being good little boys.
420
00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:05,558
But what we're actually doing
421
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,727
is building the platform.
Think about it.
422
00:19:07,845 --> 00:19:09,395
What's he gonna do?
423
00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:12,598
- Call the cops.
- Actually, no.
424
00:19:14,102 --> 00:19:16,068
Erlich may be onto something.
425
00:19:16,904 --> 00:19:19,188
If all we gave him was the platform,
426
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:22,074
Jack would have no other option
427
00:19:22,193 --> 00:19:24,910
than to embrace it and say
it was his idea all along,
428
00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:28,197
because at that point, he
can't tell Laurie the truth.
429
00:19:28,282 --> 00:19:30,533
What? That he had absolutely no idea
430
00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:32,702
what was going on inside
of his own company?
431
00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:34,286
He'd look like an idiot.
432
00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:36,672
And Laurie wants the
platform, anyway, so...
433
00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:39,291
she'd be good for it.
434
00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:42,178
(SNAPPING FINGERS) Okay.
435
00:19:43,214 --> 00:19:46,549
We build... a skunkworks.
436
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:50,019
A secret company inside the company.
437
00:19:50,104 --> 00:19:53,055
We go all "Ocean's Eleven" on his ass.
438
00:19:53,141 --> 00:19:54,774
Hold on. "Ocean's Eleven"?
439
00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:56,859
It's a 2001 casino heist film,
440
00:19:56,944 --> 00:19:58,694
starring Julia Roberts and 11 men.
441
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,479
I know what it is, Jared.
442
00:20:00,565 --> 00:20:03,783
I'm saying not only are we
going to have to engineer,
443
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:06,569
code, and stand up a full
platform on our own,
444
00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:08,821
we also have to make Jack
and his sales weasels think
445
00:20:08,906 --> 00:20:10,706
we're working on the
box the entire time.
446
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,242
And if we fuck anything
up and get caught,
447
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,579
he could take our stock and
probably have us arrested.
448
00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:18,964
- All right, I'm in.
- Well, you're insane.
449
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:22,134
No, Dinesh, that chain is insane.
450
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,420
And not in the membrane.
451
00:20:24,555 --> 00:20:26,338
Sorry, Cypress Halal.
452
00:20:26,424 --> 00:20:28,174
- (LAUGHS)
- RICHARD: Okay, Jared, settle down.
453
00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:31,060
But this? This is fucking genius.
454
00:20:31,145 --> 00:20:32,595
Okay, how do we even
begin to pull it off?
455
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:34,730
Okay. Well, let's work through it.
456
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:37,483
- ♪
♪
- I can generate fake status reports,
457
00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:39,402
purchase orders, deliverables updates,
458
00:20:39,487 --> 00:20:41,237
and I can liaise with
sales to coordinate
459
00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:43,239
what custom features we
need to pretend to build.
460
00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:44,490
RICHARD: Okay, great, yeah,
461
00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:46,692
but faking the box is going
to be the easy part.
462
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,911
Building the platform
is the real challenge.
463
00:20:48,996 --> 00:20:50,946
Gilfoyle, where are we
on the server space?
464
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,281
That's gonna be tricky.
465
00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:55,501
When we started moving out of
the house, I dismantled Anton.
466
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:59,455
All the racks, GPUs, and cables
are in storage at the office.
467
00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:02,291
- We're gonna have to break him out.
- That's a shit-ton of hardware.
468
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,261
Unless we do it one piece at a time,
469
00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:06,929
like "Shawshank Redemption"
470
00:21:07,014 --> 00:21:08,597
or "The Great Escape," you know?
471
00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:10,599
I'd have bigger clothing
on the day, but...
472
00:21:10,685 --> 00:21:12,218
- Wait.
- Wait.
473
00:21:12,303 --> 00:21:14,353
I've got a better idea.
474
00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:16,472
Let's say these Legos are Anton,
475
00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:18,474
sad stacks of server components
476
00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:20,109
lying dormant in storage.
477
00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:23,112
Sneaking all of him out
would be too difficult.
478
00:21:23,197 --> 00:21:25,481
So, if we can't break Anton out,
479
00:21:25,616 --> 00:21:27,566
maybe we can break in.
480
00:21:27,652 --> 00:21:29,735
RICHARD: Stand the servers
up right where they are.
481
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,153
- Can we do that?
- Easy.
482
00:21:31,239 --> 00:21:35,324
I can run cable through the
drop panel in the ceiling
483
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,493
all the way to the
building's main power panel.
484
00:21:37,628 --> 00:21:39,245
When I pull a little bit of power
485
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:41,413
from each of the other
tenants, no one will know.
486
00:21:41,499 --> 00:21:44,166
Guys, I hate to keep
shitting on your campfire,
487
00:21:44,252 --> 00:21:46,218
but servers are not the real issue.
488
00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:48,053
We have a manpower problem.
489
00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:50,673
There's a ton of engineering
to be done on the platform.
490
00:21:50,808 --> 00:21:53,676
Yeah, he's right, but we have
to pay them under the table.
491
00:21:53,761 --> 00:21:56,846
I know just the right man for the job.
492
00:21:57,765 --> 00:22:01,016
You guys are fucking nuts, but I dig it.
493
00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:03,853
Here's the deal. I'm going to
need the back pay you guys owe me
494
00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:05,020
for when I was working for free,
495
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:08,073
not to mention lost
wages from my old job.
496
00:22:08,192 --> 00:22:11,026
Oh, and damages from when
Jared sexually harassed me
497
00:22:11,162 --> 00:22:12,528
into being friends with
that Monica chick.
498
00:22:12,613 --> 00:22:15,581
So... all that and you're in?
499
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,750
In? No.
500
00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:19,502
That's just to keep me
from telling Barker
501
00:22:19,587 --> 00:22:21,003
about your secret project.
502
00:22:21,088 --> 00:22:23,539
What? Are you serious?
503
00:22:23,674 --> 00:22:24,707
Oh yeah.
504
00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:29,712
Well, there goes most of our cash.
505
00:22:29,797 --> 00:22:32,014
DINESH: We just got
extorted for $20,000.
506
00:22:32,099 --> 00:22:34,049
Fuck Carla. She was dead weight, anyway.
507
00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:36,685
- What's next?
- GILFOYLE: I just thought of something.
508
00:22:36,771 --> 00:22:39,722
It's a big problem, but I
think I've got a solution.
509
00:22:39,807 --> 00:22:42,057
Hello, this is Bertram Gilfoyle.
510
00:22:43,027 --> 00:22:44,360
Yes, I'm still available,
511
00:22:44,445 --> 00:22:47,196
and I would reconsider sitting
down with you and your clients
512
00:22:47,281 --> 00:22:49,865
if you send four large pizzas
513
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:52,234
to 5230 Newell Road
514
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,569
in 30 minutes or less.
515
00:22:53,654 --> 00:22:56,789
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
516
00:23:01,796 --> 00:23:02,878
(SHOUTS)
517
00:23:02,997 --> 00:23:06,832
♪ ♪
518
00:23:24,268 --> 00:23:27,570
Okay. I think that covers it.
519
00:23:27,655 --> 00:23:30,239
We've thought of everything.
We have a plan.
520
00:23:31,325 --> 00:23:32,691
- Everybody in?
- In.
521
00:23:32,777 --> 00:23:34,493
- In.
- Fuck yes, I'm in.
522
00:23:34,612 --> 00:23:36,111
And I'm in to the idea of taking
523
00:23:36,247 --> 00:23:37,947
a bigger leadership role in the company.
524
00:23:38,082 --> 00:23:39,615
We're not gonna make the same mistakes...
525
00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:41,333
Okay, Erlich, just...
just say, "In."
526
00:23:41,452 --> 00:23:44,036
- We're all just saying, "In."
- I'm in... volved.
527
00:23:44,121 --> 00:23:46,171
Hey, you can't spell
"involved" without an "in."
528
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:48,090
Just be in. Uh, Dinesh?
529
00:23:50,878 --> 00:23:54,763
All right, fuck it, I'm in...
but on one condition.
530
00:23:54,849 --> 00:23:57,600
I'm going to need everyone
to solemnly swear,
531
00:23:57,685 --> 00:24:00,636
that they will no longer
make fun of my gold chain.
532
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,022
Not a word ever again.
533
00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:05,524
Well, guys, I think
we can agree to that.
534
00:24:05,643 --> 00:24:07,726
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
535
00:24:07,812 --> 00:24:10,696
This plan better fucking work
with a sacrifice like this.
536
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,617
Shall we drink from the
teat of Pappy to celebrate?
537
00:24:14,702 --> 00:24:17,569
I think I might actually
enjoy going to work now.
538
00:24:19,156 --> 00:24:20,239
Wait.
539
00:24:20,324 --> 00:24:22,408
We can't enjoy going to work.
540
00:24:23,661 --> 00:24:26,045
Meinertzhagen's haversack.
541
00:24:26,163 --> 00:24:28,881
- What?
- Meinertzhagen's haversack.
542
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,249
No one? Really?
543
00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:32,635
No one's heard of
Meinertzhagen's haversack?
544
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,387
Of course I have, Jared.
Just explain it to them.
545
00:24:35,506 --> 00:24:39,224
Well, it's a principle
of military deception.
546
00:24:39,343 --> 00:24:43,145
Essentially, it means you have
to continue to act the part.
547
00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:44,730
So, as far as anyone knows,
548
00:24:44,849 --> 00:24:47,099
we're still building a box that we hate.
549
00:24:47,184 --> 00:24:48,517
We need to act like it.
550
00:24:48,602 --> 00:24:50,019
That's exactly right.
551
00:24:50,104 --> 00:24:53,188
If we do anything differently,
Barker's going to be onto us.
552
00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:55,524
We have to keep
complaining about Barker.
553
00:24:55,609 --> 00:24:57,609
We have to keep bitching about the box.
554
00:24:57,695 --> 00:25:00,245
We have to keep making
fun of your gold chain.
555
00:25:00,364 --> 00:25:04,199
We have to. We don't have
any other choice, Dinesh.
556
00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:07,202
- He's right.
- It's a shame, Bell Biv Dinesh,
557
00:25:07,338 --> 00:25:11,540
but unfortunately, that chain is...
poison.
558
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,792
All right. To skunkworks!
559
00:25:13,878 --> 00:25:15,260
- Hey, all right.
- I don't usually drink
560
00:25:15,379 --> 00:25:17,212
at 7:30 in the morning, but... (LAUGHS)
561
00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:19,548
All right.
562
00:25:23,938 --> 00:25:27,690
Hey, guys, look, we have to
shred everything in this house
563
00:25:27,775 --> 00:25:30,976
- that pertains to skunkworks.
- If anyone catches wind
564
00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:33,395
of anything that we've
done here, we are fucked.
565
00:25:33,531 --> 00:25:35,564
♪ ♪
566
00:25:38,486 --> 00:25:40,452
Okay, you guys, this is it.
567
00:25:40,571 --> 00:25:42,071
No turning back now.
568
00:25:42,206 --> 00:25:45,240
Dinesh, I have a few
premium chain insults
569
00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:48,043
that I'm going to lay on
you when we get in there.
570
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:51,130
Not for myself, obviously,
but for the team.
571
00:25:51,248 --> 00:25:53,799
I just might have one too.
Sorry in advance.
572
00:25:53,918 --> 00:25:55,134
Yeah. Great.
573
00:25:55,252 --> 00:25:57,586
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
574
00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,388
Have at it, assholes.
575
00:26:01,008 --> 00:26:04,843
- ♪ My smoke thick, my jewels gold ♪
- (ECHOING)
576
00:26:04,929 --> 00:26:07,396
♪ My shoes new, these hoes chose ♪
577
00:26:08,599 --> 00:26:11,066
♪ My pistol work, my looks kill ♪
578
00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:14,603
♪ Bitch text me, her rent here ♪
579
00:26:16,190 --> 00:26:18,240
♪ Fuck with me, you know I got it ♪
580
00:26:19,994 --> 00:26:21,944
♪ Fuck with me, you know I got it ♪
581
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:24,913
♪ Sexy bitch, I hope... ♪
582
00:26:24,999 --> 00:26:26,782
Hey, Dinesh, nice chain.
Do you choke your mother
583
00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:28,700
with it when you put your
penis in her butthole?
584
00:26:28,786 --> 00:26:31,503
What the fuck? Oh shit!
585
00:26:31,622 --> 00:26:34,006
Oh. Richard. Here, I've got it.
586
00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:37,092
No, no, no, that's private. Excuse me.
587
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:39,845
Skunkworks?
588
00:26:39,964 --> 00:26:41,797
Private information.
589
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:46,185
Uh, Keith, where are you going?
590
00:26:46,303 --> 00:26:47,519
(WHISPERS) Richard, why did you bring
591
00:26:47,638 --> 00:26:49,304
all the skunkwork docs into the office?
592
00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:51,440
You were supposed to shred those.
593
00:26:51,525 --> 00:26:53,142
Yes, but I was gonna shred them here,
594
00:26:53,227 --> 00:26:55,444
because we don't have a
shredder at the house, do we?
595
00:26:57,231 --> 00:26:58,313
Guys?
596
00:26:59,316 --> 00:27:00,732
My office. Now.
597
00:27:00,818 --> 00:27:02,785
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
598
00:27:04,989 --> 00:27:09,057
♪ That girl is poison ♪
599
00:27:11,996 --> 00:27:13,562
♪ Never trust a big butt and smile ♪
600
00:27:13,664 --> 00:27:17,900
- ♪ That girl is poison ♪
- ♪ Poison ♪
601
00:27:20,938 --> 00:27:24,840
♪ If I were you, I'd take precaution ♪
602
00:27:24,942 --> 00:27:28,310
♪ Before I start to leave fly girl ♪
603
00:27:28,412 --> 00:27:33,315
♪ You know, 'cause in some portions ♪
604
00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:37,953
♪ You'll think she's the
best thing in the world ♪
605
00:27:38,789 --> 00:27:41,657
♪ She's so fly ♪
606
00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:45,194
♪ She'll drive you right
out of your mind ♪
607
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:48,530
♪ And steal your heart
when you're blind ♪
608
00:27:48,632 --> 00:27:50,532
♪ Beware she's schemin' ♪
609
00:27:50,634 --> 00:27:53,001
♪ She'll make you think
you're dreamin' ♪
610
00:27:53,103 --> 00:27:54,736
♪ You'll fall in love ♪
611
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:57,306
♪ And you'll be screamin', demon ♪
612
00:27:57,408 --> 00:27:59,441
- ♪ Hoo ♪
- ♪ Poison, deadly, movin' slow ♪
613
00:27:59,543 --> 00:28:01,243
♪ Lookin' for a mellow
fellow like DeVoe ♪
614
00:28:01,345 --> 00:28:03,479
♪ Gettin' paid, laid,
so better lay low ♪
615
00:28:03,581 --> 00:28:05,848
♪ Schemin' on house, money,
and the whole show ♪
616
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,250
♪ The low pro ho, she'll
be cut like an afro ♪
617
00:28:08,352 --> 00:28:10,118
♪ So what you're sayin' ♪
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