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Don't forget
your homework on Monday!

How's it moving, fat boy?

Oh, fuck.
Man, what'd you do that for?

You made me drop my crisps.

I actually think
I broke something.

Yeah, probably your hymen.

Big man. Hey.

What's up, Cam?

PJ?

Help me up, Cams.

Yo, Sinitta.

Yo, listen up.
What do you say for Wednesday?

Why you acting like
you only take one finger?

Am I lying, though?

Did he just...

Ahhh! Stop!
Ow! My beautiful face!

I'm a model! No! Ladies, stop!

They're all mad.

Will you
please keep the noise down!

Bring my wife into this.

I know you do...

Or will you just sit
there and talk to her?

I wouldn't be
looking at dirty pictures

- in the first place.
- How dare you?

It's not funny.

I am very disappointed in you.

You waiting to see me, Sean?

No.

Then why are you here?

Dani.

Do try and master a rudimentary
command of the English language.

Belligerent, monosyllabic
answers don't impress me.

"Dani" is two syllables, sir.

I trust we won't have a repeat

of this afternoon's
performance, Danielle!

Kids, eh?

Kids.

What happened?

Sarah sent pictures
of my sister stripping

to everyone's phone
for a laugh.

So? So, I punched her.

You can't...
Look, don't say anything.

But your sister is a stripper.
So?

I'm just saying you can't
hit people over facts.

Where the fuck
have you, man, been?

Waiting for Dani.

Goldman called me
into his office.

What for?
A little classroom GBH.

What?

You lot wanna say something?

Well, what did you expect?
Your sister's peng.

They'd be taking
pictures of you,

if man didn't look
like Susan Boyle.

You want a slap as well?

Come on, Dani.
You know PJ doesn't get girls.

And he definitely
doesn't get girls.

Ben, who don't get girls?

Cam don't get girls!

I've got a girl.

The Internet doesn't count.

I think you went to the office

just to give the Deputy head.

Yeah, you're a little
too good at that.

Hey, shut up, man.
I'm doing her, innit?

Yeah, you wish.

Of all the fit girls
in the world,

what would make you ever think
that I would wanna wish for that?

Please, move from me

with your Frodo haircut.
Mistake you for a man.

At least that makes one of us.

Yeah.

Wait, what?

No. No.
Not against that old woman. No way.

This is most important
weekend of our lives.

And we're not even
talking about it.

Man's gonna Chrome. I'm gas.

It's only our first time

'cause we all said we'd
wait till you were 16.

Yeah, minor, minor.
Ain't you lot excited?

'Course we're excited.

Hey, give me my ticket.

I'll hold on to 'em.

Forgive me,
but this is gonna be

the biggest party of all time.

And, yeah, I appreciate that you
guys waited for my birthday.

Now that was five months ago.
This comes around every six.

Now, God forbid, you get licked
down by a truck or something

we just can't reach.

As sad as it'll be,

I'll be more devastated if I
couldn't get into this party.

Anyone else?

I think that was
her saying bye.

Staring at me like that.
She's lucky I didn't jerk on her eyebrow.

Girl's kicking me, man.

How's my face?

The same.

That isn't a compliment.

Maybe you just shout at
Dani, "Give me myticket."

Yeah, but what does he mean,
"It's not a compliment"?

Yeah?

Customers, D.

And?

Nah, you ain't hearing me.
I'm talking about "customers."

Hey, we'd like two VIP
tickets to the party.

We've got money.

Sold out.

We know, but Shanice said

you can make exceptions.

IDs?

Eighteen.

Just.

Shut the door.

You heard the man. Move!

Ah...

So, did Shanice tell you
what you had to do?

Yeah, she told us.

Whoa.

Creative.

Yo, I'm gone.

All right. I'll see you. Cool.

See you.

Look, if you need a girl,
you can just ask.

No, really, I'm fine.

Fine?

Work this one out, genius.

Your dick or Myspace.

That's the answer.
What's the question?

Two things that
nobody's using anymore.

Dazzling insight.

For the last time,
I've got a girl.

An imaginary one.

It's the 21st century, gents.

Over a billion people
communicate interactively

in an alternate cyber
universe every day.

Imaginary.

I need a time frame.
Why has it been postponed?

More girl dramas.

- Why did they do theirs?
- Who knows?

It's all right.

What are you grinning at?

You're sexy, you know.
What're you saying?

I'm not saying anything.
You're talking and you won't stop.

Now, what's your name? Shut up.

How old are you? Don't worry.

Have you got a man?
Yes, and I love him.

Would you let me.

See beneath your beautiful?

Would you let me.

See beneath your perfect?

Take it off now, girl, take it
off now, girl.

I wanna see you ride.

Would you let...

Hey, listen, bub, you
go and make them laugh,

that's half the battle done.

Hey, Ben,
that one's yours, yeah?

We're laughing
at you, dickhead.

Uh...

Look here, love, real talk.

Them girls are a bit
stoosh, innit, and like...

I'll be real with you.
You're not

that good-looking
and you're a bit big,

but I understand.

Fat chicks need dick, too.

So, listen, if you hold it now,

I be doing you the favor,
you get me?

I give you the full service,

pussy licking and everything.

Oh, man.

What?

What did I do?

Was it something I said?

So, for those
of you that haven't been

on the planet for the last
month or might not know,

Chrome is happening tonight.

Now this is gonna be the party of the year.

Yeah, but
it's been sold out for ages.

Shit!

Yas!

Yasmin!

You look shit.

You look big.

Let's go.

PJ getting lucky tonight.

You are joking too, right?

Cam!

Cam!

Cam!

Sean, your brother's here!

Well, cool, bro. Mum, I'm out.

Hey, you.

What're you doing?
Oh, for fuck's sake!

Could you dress more skimpy?

Love you, too. What's up?

Look, where's my favorite top?

I put it out this morning.
I need it for Chrome.

Don't you have a dress code?
Yas?

It's in the wash. Yasmin!

Oh, sorry, I didn't realize
you wanted it for Chrome.

It was filthy, babe.

Here, take this.

You'll look cute in that.

Ugh!

Will you put some clothes on?

Don't be silly,
it's only a body.

It's freeing,
you should try it.

Right.

Responsible adult type.

We're gonna be late for work!

Yas! In here!

Be careful at Chrome.

It's full of nasty...
You going to Chrome?

Loads of dodgy people there.

Yeah, I'm telling her that.

Dad's on nights.

So, call me if you need anything,
and I'll come and get you.

If you do, try to put more
than a belt on, yeah?

It's a naked body.

It's natural.

You're beginning to
sound like those idiots

who think smoking
anywhere's fine,

but breastfeeding
in public's disgusting.

That's different.
You wouldn't walk down

the high street naked.

Wouldn't I?

Sis? Yas?

Yasmin!

I'll just wait
here then, shall I?

Why did we even go this way?

I told you it's a shortcut.

To get mugged-

You reckon you're
gonna get numbers?

Yeah, I've got something off the Internet.
It never fails.

Oh, check him for a hypno.

I'm getting numbers.

I brought two phones tonight.
I know business.

What for? This one,

for them girls that I like
that are seven and above.

And then this one
is for them girls

that are, like,
five, minimum four.

But, you know, sometimes it's
slumming-fuck a grateful girl like Dani.

We'd all be grateful
if you shut up.

Listen, don't hate me 'cause
you didn't make an effort.

I made an effort. You did?

Earrings.

This is long.
Should've got a cab.

Look, walking ain't
gonna do you any harm.

What, you saying I'm fat? No.

I'm saying you're lazy.

I'm saying you're fat.

We're not saying
it to hurt you.

It's constructive criticism,
innit? Like...

See, you smell a bit, too.

I think it's the sweat
underneath your tits in there.

Don't get vexed at me.
I'm saying it 'cause I love you.

Just, wear a bra or something.

Ben? My big man, calm down.

Think about your
blood pressure!

We've got
four exclusive VIP tickets

for one of you lucky listeners.

All you
have to do is give us a call

and tell us why
you should be there.

Yeah, the best answer

gets the ticket.
It's as simple as that.

You could be killing it
at Chrome along with us.

It's VIP. Jet!

Right.
How're you doing this evening?

Yeah, ready for a good night.

ID.

Ash.

Hey, yo!
Yo, is there a problem, here?

There's no problem, cuz, it's cool.
Just wait here.

Yo, chill, man. Chill.

Sean Mason?

Yeah. Who're you?

Damien Chase.
You don't recognize me?

I used to go to school
with your brother.

Oh, shit!
We're gonna get hooked up!

My man runs this thing, bro.

These your friends?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

You must've been looking
forward to tonight for awhile.

Man, your parties,
they are legendary, man.

Well, I'm sure

it'll be a night
you'll never forget.

Oh, hey.

Will you do me a favor, please?
Yeah, man.

Could you give your
brother a message for me?

No one connected
with Alex Mason,

especially family,

is allowed near my parties.

You got that?

Mmm.

Now, go home, boy.

You know what to do.

Yeah. Hey,

it's all part of the service.

You better fucking
watch yourself, cuz.

Are you serious right now?

You trying to threaten me when
you get kicked to the curb?

Get off me before
I bite your dick off!

You couldn't get
your mouth around it.

Besides, I ain't gay, mate.

I'm a girl.

'Course you are, son.

Ugh.

Look I like my...

Fuck off, you little pussy! Oh!

Please. It's mistaken
identity. I'm telling you.

Look, let me back in the club,

and we'll act like none of
this ever happened, yeah?

You know what? Fuck you pricks!

And this ain't over.
I know people, you know.

Run!

It's a bit cold, innit?

You know where it's not cold?

At the party.

Yeah, well, I'm just saying.

Yeah, well, don't say, innit?
We get it.

We'd be in that party if it
wasn't for your stupid brother.

What'd you say? PJ, just don't.

Nah, this guy's acting
all moody and shit

when we're the ones
that should be pissed prop!

It's his fault
we didn't get in.

It's my fault now?

Listen, I'm the one who got slapped,
not you, and I don't even know why!

Ask your dickhead brother.

All right, say something
else about my brother.

Oh, come on, this is stupid.

What are we fighting each other for?
We're friends.

Your brother is
a fucking waste, man.

What?

Oh, come at me.
Challenge me, challenge me.

Challenge me. What? What?

All right, move out of my face, man.
Ain't afraid to hit you.

You're like a man anyway.

Try it.

Sorry, innit?

I'm not even angry at you, man.

I just wanna know
what the fuck's going on.

I did hear about another party.

You couldn't have mentioned this earlier?
It's freezing out here.

Who's stupid enough
to hold a party

the same night as Chrome?

It's a party!

To you!

Yay!

Happy birthday, Reggie!

Sixteen!

Thanks for coming.

I'm surprised my
shit of a nephew

has any friends to invite.

Yeah, we're not really friends.

We just go to the same school.

I can't stand
the little cunt either.

Um, is there a bathroom? I'm...

I'm not sure about
these sausage rolls.

I'll show you.

Mummy.

Coming, dear.

Happy birthday.

Oh.

No.

How is Dani
the fierce girl here?

Yo, why are you
always on her case, man?

Why are you
always on her case, huh?

She ain't hot enough
for you to be on it.

Look, I'm not.

I'm just saying, innit?

But still, man, you're wrong.

She's got something.

A mustache.

Look, she's
fitter than her sister,

and the day you realize that,

I'm gonna be like, "Told you!"

The day you try to fuck her and
you realize she's got a dick,

I'm gonna be like, "Man-Dan!"

Hey, what's taking Ben so long?

Are you okay?

Mmm-hmm.

Uh, what? Oh, I know what
you can do with that.

I'm gonna come! I'm gonna come!
Keep going, you...

What are you doing, man?

Can I have a go?

This the strong stuff, Grandma.

Oh, good. Thank you.

Hey.

Go, fam. Time to go.

Hey. Leave it, man.

So, what now?

I'm hungry. I've eaten.

Should we go somewhere else?

I can't even be bothered.

But yous lot should try
sneak back into Chrome.

I mean, he won't remember you.

It's just me
he's got beef with.

As if we'd abandon
you for that odious ingrate.

Well...

But we've waited
years for this thing.

I don't want to be responsible
for yous lot missing out.

You don't wanna wait
another six months.

Then fuck Chrome.

How does someone like your brother
know Damien Chase anyhow?

That's a good question.

Uh, if you're after
a positive response,

I suggest you not
phone this late.

Yeah, fuck that.
He's the only one who'll know.

It's a precarious situation.

Just approach it
with trepidation.

Hey, we need to talk now!
You must bell me back.

Yeah, that's pretty much
how I would have done it.

So, what're we doing now?

Well, I don't know
about you guys,

but I've probably had about as much
excitement as I can for one night.

And if I'm not ears deep in
pussy by, say, like, 12:00,

I might turn into Cam,
you get me? So...

Hello?

Yeah.

Who's this?

Yeah, it's me.

Yeah, I'm coming around, so
just get that body warm for me.

What are you talking about?

I'll be there in 10.

Stop fucking calling me,
you fucking prig.

You're a little kid.

You're so annoying!
Delete my number, man.

Yeah, yeah.

She wants me.

We're gonna go, too.

See you tomorrow?

Can't believe I got
dressed up for this.

On your left,
behind the barrel.

Where?

Thought you were supposed
to be good at this game.

I am.

Shit! Revive me.

I'm injured, last man
standing, with HQ in sight.

Yeah, I'm just gonna
come back and revive you.

Oh!

I thought you were
supposed to be good at this.

Funny.

Man, this dickhead
still ain't called me back.

Why do you act like
you don't like him?

What? Your brother.

Look, you talk shit
about him all the time,

but he's got a really good job,

and he's actually doing something
positive with his life.

Yeah, I suppose.
But he's just different now.

Well, how do you mean?

You remember,
when we were young,

he was like this
cool big brother.

I looked up to him.

Yeah, but that's just how we
see things when we're little.

No, it's like he's had this
complete personality reboot.

I mean, he used to be the man.

And now, he's just
Alex the accountant.

It's called growing up.

Yeah, well, remind me
to avoid that shit.

You know, I don't think
you'll need to worry.

Oh, sorry.

I didn't realize you had company.

Jesus! Yasmin,
put some fucking clothes on!

Oh, my God. Repress much?

I'm sure he's seen
a naked woman before,

and it's too late now, so there's
no point covering up, is there?

Where's my black nail polish?

Look, how should I know?

Uh, is that it?

What a surprise.

Why are you here?
I thought you guys were going to Chrome.

Get out!
Well, we got kicked out.

Sean! What? No! Really?

Why are you so shocked?

You said there were
some dodgy people in there.

There are, but they're
the greatest parties.

Yasmin! I'm going, I'm going.

Oh, if you didn't wear that
dress, can I have it back?

Can you get out now, please?

Thanks.

Be good.

Or not. I don't care.

So...

Um...

I'm gonna go.

Sean?

You're home early.
How was your night?

Look, Mum, I'm tired.
I'll speak to...

Teacher,
won't you teach me now.

Everything me want to know?
Me want you right now

Sean. Sean.

Look, you know what?

This isn't even the worse
thing that's happened today.

Line up the kuku Give me a kuku.

Me want your kuku Gonna
eat your kuku.

Right now.

FEMALE RADIO HOST If you're
just joining us, guys,

we're talking about Chrome.

We were there last night.

And it got messy.

Yeah, it was amazing,

and thanks to Damien Chase
for hooking us up.

If you missed it,
you missed out.

It's six months
to the next one.

I'm getting
my ticket right now.

My man better have
some answers for him.

I could have been
checking Sasha today.

Shut up. Shut up.

Are you lost?

No.

I think you're looking
for the sports center.

It's next door.

Well, aren't you helpful?

Excuse me?

Well, you may assume that
we're in the wrong place,

but I know that you are,

because anyone
who doesn't start with,

"Hello, how may I help you?"

shouldn't be behind that desk.

What do you all want?

I'm here to see my brother.

There are over 3,000 people
working in this building.

Does your brother
happen to have a name?

Alex Mason, Edward and Keen Accounting,
fifth floor, extension 448.

Hello?
Mr. Mason's brother's hereto see him.

Alex is in a meeting,
but send him up.

He's in a meeting right now,
but you can make your way up.

Fifth floor! I know.

Now, that wasn't hard, was it?

I'm just gonna take some mints.

Taking some...

Ground floor.

How rude.

Alex!

Alex!

Who are these people?

Potential clients.

A new rap group,
Tinie Tempah's cousins.

Oh, good.

What are they called?

Tinie Problem.

Oh. Excuse me.

I'll be right back.

What the hell
are you doing here?

Good to see you as well.

You, now!

Please allow me to propose...

Come here.

What the hell do you
think you're playing at?

This is my work.

Look, I wanna know
why I got kicked out

of the biggest party
of the year,

just because I'm your brother.

What are you talking about, Sean?
I haven't got time for this.

Chrome!

You went to Chrome?
Didn't get in.

They kicked me out as soon as they
found out I was your brother.

And they slapped
him on the face.

Obviously, man,
I tried to back him, innit?

Who slapped you?

That Damien Chase guy.

All right.

I'm sorry, I'll...

I'll reimburse you for the
price of the tickets.

Just stay away from him.

Look, I don't want your money.

I came here for answers!

Look, I'll take your money.

- Dani, I've got your money.
- Shut up!

I wanna know why
I couldn't get in.

Calm down. Just sit down.

And don't come like you're some
big authority figure and I...

Sit down!

Anyone ever hear of Genesis?

Like the Bible?
All that "in the beginning" shit?

Sorry.

Genesis was the biggest party
anyone had ever seen.

What, bigger than Chrome?

Bigger. Better.

Genesis was the start.

It was pure.

All about the love
of the party. It was mine.

Well, mine and Damien's.

Chrome is just advertising,
backhanders, VIPs and drugs.

It's got no heart, man.
It's got no soul.

So, what happened to
this Genesis, then?

We weren't making enough money,

so Damien brought drugs
into the equation.

I told him to stop,
but he didn't.

Instead he set me up,

called in the drug squad
and they shut it down.

Since it was my name
on all the licenses,

I was responsible.

I got served with
a six-month sentence.

Leaving him free to
set up his own party.

Chrome.

And you didn't
wanna get revenge?

For what?

To put you and Mum in danger?

Look at everything
I've worked for, Sean.

My revenge is that no one can
ever take this away from me.

This?

You call this revenge?

Hey, let's go.

Stay away from him, Sean.

Hey, your brother's soft, man.

If that was me, I would
never let that happen.

That's a whole
disrespect to your family.

I just don't understand him.

Well, after that story, we're
never gonna get into Chrome.

We'll just have to forget it.

Cam's right.

The only reason they
happen every six months

is 'cause it takes
six months to recover.

So, what?
We do nothing, like Alex?

We're gonna do something.

I just don't know what yet.

How about we roll up to the man's
yard with bats and shit, yeah?

Burst through the door, mash up the
place and head-butt his grandma.

You need to stay off the Vimto.

Why don't we throw
our own party?

Why are you so stupid, bruv?

Yeah, we should.

It'll never work and besides,
how are we gonna pay for it?

People like us, they'll come.

Sean?

I think PJ's right on this one.

Just forget about it.

What...

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, you know you like that.

Yeah. It's PJ!

Whoo!

Oh, man!

Not only are we gonna
have our own party,

but we're gonna have it the
same night as the next Chrome.

Mine, now.

I thought we were
done with all this.

Educate him.

Damien Chase runs Chrome,

the biggest single
teen party in London

for the last decade.

Thousands of people
every six months.

Anybody who's anybody
turns up there.

Our job is to put on a party

that's bigger, badder
and better

than anything Damien
Chase has ever done.

We need to take his customers,

take his money
and take him out.

Yeah. How?

I don't know.

What?

Well, that's what
the meeting's for.

All right.

Ideas.

Women, fam.

For the party?

Anyone else?

Naked women on unicycles.

Anyone other than PJ?

Well, we need a DJ?

Good. And a live band.

Yes. The Wanted!

No. I like The Wanted.

We could have different rooms
playing different music.

Ah, they could be themed.

Like a house party room?
Exactly.

A sex tape room!

Girls come wanting to be famous

by releasing their
sex tapes online,

you even have a live feed.

Calm down.

Uh, we could do a pool partytheme.
Good.

Alcohol. Food.

Lights. Food.

Oh! Ah!

If it's women,

naked women or a derivative of,

don't bother.

Security.
Wait, we don't have a name.

Bootie house, bang hole.

No. How about...

Juggies! No.

Pom Pom Palace. How...

Let the man speak.

How about

Ben, Dani, PJ, Cam
and Sean's party?

Dear God.

Pizza sluts.

If you don't come in 30 minutes,
you get a blowjob free.

Shut up.

Panty house, gold mines,
love fantasies,

ribbed tensions,
kill them pussies.

The Party.

Legacy-

Uh, we're missing one piece
of important information.

The venue.

I've already thought of that.

Don't worry.

- I'm worried.
- Who's gonna party here?

I know it doesn't
look like much,

but it's near a Tube station,

which means
it's easy to get to.

And most importantly,
it's cheap.

They're charging us?

Come on, man,
use your imagination.

I mean, we clean
this place up a bit...

And we can use
all the stuff here.

Good to know.

It's not exactly
The O2 Indigo, is it?

Have you got a better idea?

Didn't think so.

So, unless you wanna
stand around

and bitch about it all day,

I suggest you get on board.

All right! Calm down!

How much is it? Six grand.

What?

How are we gonna afford that?

It's not actually that bad.

I'm sorry! Mouse.

Six thousand pounds
for this shithole?

A car! Six grand, bruv.

You know how much shopping
I could do with that?

Six grand!

Have you got six grand?

He's right.
You haven't even got one pound!

Six grand! Where's it
gonna come from? Huh?

You got six grand in
your pocket, bruv? Shh.

Sean, how can I help?

I would like to
apply for a loan.

A loan?

Well, you see, me and my friends,
we're planning this party,

and I need to make a down payment.
Right.

The thing is, Mr. Mason,
before you continue,

the first thing is,
you need to be

at least 18 to
apply for a loan,

so there's nothing
I can do to help you.

Yeah, but...
And even if you were 18,

I don't think
a party is appropriate

as a use of funds.

Right.

This is a bank, Sean,

not a fucking playground.

Do you think, as a
bank manager, I'd say,

"Yes, that's
a brilliant idea, Sean."

"Thanks so much for coming in."

"Why don't we start
a business together?"

Absolute bullshit.

Right.

Before you leave,
do you like my wife?

Do you know where we met?

Ironically, it was at a party.

Hey, one of yous lot's
got to try tomorrow.

The suit's too tight.

Stop moaning.

So, don't forget, you want a loan
to refurbish your boathouse.

It's your dream.
You think about it every day.

Are you sure it's gonna work?

Yeah, man.
Look, just be confident

and talk about how
you like to go there

in the summers,
it distracts them.

You'll be fine.

You can do this.

Equals.

MC squared.

How can I help?

I want a bigger loan
on my boathouse

so I can spend all day
refurbishing myself!

Sexy.

In the summer!

Well?

Well, I did exactly
what you told me to do,

but he still didn't buy it.

I'm doing it.

My friend,

I require money, two camels,

and your ugly wife.

Piss off!

Muhammad.

Are you sure there
isn't another way?

If we want this to happen,

then you all know
what we've gotta do.

Fuck that!

Well, that's that, then.

Table 10. Table 10, service!

Yes, Chef!

What do you think?

Ice cream makes you fat.

They're our new work clothes.
Simon designed them.

Based on what? Dental floss?

Well, we've got more upstairs.

You could throw one on
and come to work with us.

I'm 17.

Joke.

What's crawled up your arse?

Look, this is serious, Yas.

I need to find away of making this money.
And I can't find a job.

We could lend it to you.

No, I need to do it myself.

Guys would pay a fortune
to see you dance.

Now, don't take this
the wrong way,

but I really can't respect
the opinion of someone

who willingly calls
themselves "Diamond."

It's Western night
at the club. Too much?

Yeah. A little bit.

You're right.

A smaller bra.

Was that an insult?

Mrs. Hammond? We've finished.

Okay! See you next week!

Your money's on the table!

Mrs. Hammond!

Ben! Yours is up here,

on the box that
you said you'd move.

Oh, yeah, shit. Yeah, I forgot.
I'll catch up.

Mrs. Hammond?

Mrs. Hammond?

I got another box
for you to deal with.

Yeah, you all right? Cool.

Are you crying?

No.

Hey.

I can't wait to get you home.

Get out.

So, what did you have to do?

I cleared out my savings.

Look, go big or go home, right?

That's really something.

What are you doing?

All right. Listen up, guys.

Cam, get us some more power.

Dani, secure us
some cleaning products.

I'll take care of the trash,
while PJ dumps the boxes.

And Ben...

Smash.

Pop. Pop.

Oi!

No!

Oi!

What are you doing?
Inviting my girlfriend.

Who? Cyberchick? Yeah.

Fam, she ain't real and if
she is real, she is a man.

That doesn't even make sense.

You don't make sense.

Yeah, what's this all about?

Oh, it's that new Legacy thing.

This party's gonna kill Chrome.

Legacy?

Yeah, it's a party.

Idiot.

Yo. Yo.

What's going on?

All right, listen.

It's nothing to worry about.

Just, something odd's happened.

You know, we left it
for a couple of days

and it's carried on
and, well...

Well, what?

Ticket sales. They're down.

How down?

Mmm, rough estimate, 20-25%.

Tell me exactly.

80%.

I mean,

is this some sort
of joke to you, Ash?

'Cause I've got no sense of
humor when it comes to money.

Look, it's not my fault

all the kids are talking about
some party called Legacy.

They're selling out.

Who's running it?

Look, I don't think
they're a threat.

You don't think at all.

But find them
and shut them down.

This is new.

I'm gonna need to see some ID.

Well, I...
It's all right, officer.

This is my son.

And he's buying
all this for me,

medicinal purposes.

Officer?
He's not the police, Dad.

Is he really your dad?

Would you admit to it,
if he wasn't?

Yeah, I see your point.

Shut up!

It's PJ.

What you saying, fam?
Were you followed?

By Who?

Were you followed?

No, man, just let me in.

I've got money.

Money for what?

I don't take money for nothing!

I'm a legitimate
P-A-Y-E employee!

Hush your mouth.

You want everyone
knowing my business?

All right, Roger?

You cool? Yeah, sweet.

Say hello to my fish.

Say hello.

Huh?

That's Davey,
Jimmy, Billy, Sanchez,

and that's Keith.

Hi, gulls-

Billy's agirl.

Sorry.

I've written a novel, you know.

Killers, Knives,
Sluts and Angels.

It's a love story.

Read it. Oh.

That's enough small talk.
What do you need?

Enough for about 1,000 people.

When for?

This Saturday.

We can do business.

Mum! Mum!

I'm working Saturday, so I
won't be able to go bingo!

But I'll definitely reach
church, Sunday, yo.

- All right.
- You seen my vibrator?

We didn't give you
that much money for food.

How did you afford all this?

It's probably his packed lunch.

I have my ways.

Got a contact who was so
happy with the work I done,

so she just wanted to help.

- How much longer?
- I'm nearly there.

Where did you get
them from again?

I told you, I built a Web
page for a lighting company

and they owed me a favor.

- Some favor.
- Will you...

Two secs.

There.

It's all right, you know.

I think it looks shit,
to be honest.

Uh, we've got a problem.

We can't sell alcohol.

No one's gonna check

if we're old enough
for our own party, man.

Are you gonna believe this guy?

No, we need a license.

Why didn't you say
something earlier?

I only just thought of it.

You're a dickhead, bruv!

You've been staring at that
flip chart for six months,

it said alcohol all over it,

and you're just
thinking about this now!

Well, you didn't think of it.
You're meant to be the brains!

I'm not the only one
with a brain.

Look, shut up!

How do we get one?

Uh...

It says here you have
to be over 18, pay a fee,

and have a licensing
qualification.

We're fucked!

No, wait.
What about your brother?

He used to throw parties.
He probably has the qualification.

I don't know.

You heard him, he's not on it.

No, he'll change
his mind when he sees

how much work
you've put into it.

No!

Not a chance.

I told you to stay
away from Damien,

and now you want me to help put
you in competition with him?

Look, I'm asking for your help.

Go home. Come on,

I thought you'd wanna help
me get one up on Damien.

You thought wrong.

I don't even know
who you are anymore.

Well, that's over.

So, now what?

Well, I could ask my sister.

She won't be able to get a licensing
qualification in 24 hours.

We need someone who's already
got one, or we're done.

Man, can't have
a party with no drink.

We should just do it anyway, man.
Who's gonna know?

Just one complaint
and they'll send the police.

They'll shut us down
and then throw us in jail.

Yeah, but there's
enough illegal parties!

At least we look organized.

They're not gonna shut us down.

So! So, this is Legacy.

Wow.

Balloons.

Seriously, guys,
you've gone all out.

I really love what you've
done with the place.

Hey, fuck off
and shut your mouth!

Except the other way around.

Well, you know what they say.

If you roll a piece
of shit in glitter,

it's still shit.

What are you doing here?

Thought I'd come and check
out the competition.

Well, judging from your ticket
sales, you ain't much competition.

Touché.

To be honest,
I'm quite impressed.

I wish you budding
entrepreneurs every success.

And don't worry,
I'll show myself out.

Ash!

Oh!

There was one other thing.

About those licenses,

I wouldn't worry too much
about getting shut down.

Legacy just got canceled.

Back!

You're just like
your brother Alex.

He was a pussy as well.

Keep the change.

Let me see.

Alcohol's gone.

There's still
some food, though.

No one cares about
your fucking food.

These weren't even ours.

How are we gonna
pay for all of this?

We made money.

Money we have to give back!

So, wait. We're worse off
now than when we started?

Maybe we can salvage
some of this.

Are you dumb?
This place is trashed!

Don't call me dumb!
I'm just trying to stay positive!

Fine. Fine.

We'll change the advertising.
"Come to Legacy,"

"where you'll get
no girl except Man-Dan."

"All you'll get is fucking sausage
rolls and glass in your foot!"

Peter, just shut up, man.

Bruv, not even
my dad calls me Peter.

What the hell is this helping?
You're not helping.

I'm trying to help the situation!
You trying to fucking have...

- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Fucking have a go at him,

just because of a fucking light!
He fucking...

It's done! It's done!

Bullshit!

Sean, where are you going?

Sean!

Hey, yo, did you
get that email?

That Legacy thing's canceled.

Yeah, I know, man.

I'm getting my
refund off PayPal.

I know. They wouldn't
have beat Chrome anyway.

Cam, take the Web site down.

I heard Legacy got shut down.

I'm sure this is a night
you'll never forget.

Could you give your brother
a message for me?

It's done!

Whatever it is,
I ain't in the mood.

You need to quit
this party shit, before...

What the hell happened
to your face?

Sean?

It was Damien!

What, you went to see him?
After I told you not to!

No, he came to
the warehouse last night.

What? And you don't need

to worry about the party,
'cause he trashed the place!

It's over, so you and him
got what you wanted.

Are you happy now?

Get out!

Bro... Just go!

Still no answer.

Guys! What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he should be here.

We need to be 100%
sure that he means it.

He's so hardheaded.

He ain't the only one.

Oh, grow up! Listen.

I still don't think
we should do this.

We have to cancel it.

Half the people have got refunds
and we're gonna owe money.

It just feels wrong
to do it without Sean.

Take it down, Cam.

Something's wrong.

What you doing?
I thought you was gonna cancel it.

It started counting down!

Well, it wasn't doing that
before you touched it?

Hmm.

Glad to see your
little party is still on.

Ah, shit!

I thought you wanted a party.

Yeah, but not a dead one
in some empty warehouse.

You need to stop it.
I think we've been hacked.

Oh, come on, do something.

I've been locked out.

I stopped it.

It's the Internet, you cretin.

All you've done
is turn the computer off.

So, people are still gonna turn up?
Yeah.

We're never gonna be
able to live this down.

What's going on?

So?

What? What?

What? What? What? What?

What's the message about?

Message? I thought
yous lot sent that.

Oh, I need
to get fatter friends.

Yeah, yeah, I'll be
there at 7:00, okay.

Oh, glad you could make it.

What's going on?

Legacy. I don't know
if you've heard of it.

My brother and his mates
are putting it on.

What's going on?

Legacy's back on.

Really? In fact,

Computer Cam,
I need to talk to you

about how we're
gonna pay for all this.

Oh, bro.

No, no, seriously,
you get off me.

Okay. Yeah, bro, that's enough now.
Yeah, okay.

Right, we're nearly there.

Problem, a lot of
people who came off

the mailing list think
we're not on anymore,

so you guys need
to get the word out.

All ticket holders are now VIP.

Others will be let
in free, meaning that

even if they have a Chrome
ticket, they won't pay twice.

We'll make money off
drinks and other activities.

For over 18s only.

Now, look, Damien is
monitoring online,

so whatever you do,

make sure
it's something special.

What, though?

I don't know.

It's your party. I'm just
a flipping accountant.

Also, the pole dancer canceled.

Anyone know where
we can get some more?

What?

I can't believe we left
the plan up to him.

Look, it's gonna be good. Okay?

If it was good, he would
have told us by now.

Hey, have some faith.

Yeah? In PJ?

Yes. What?

What the fuck is in that?
Petrol.

What the fuck? No.

What? No, no, no, no, no.

It's not like that.
Trust me, trust me, trust me.

Now, anyone got a lighter?

Yes, this is Susan Haymore
from Girls for You.

Can I please talk
to Damien Chase?

Oh, thank you ever so much.

Putting me through.

Look out your window, bitch.

Fucking stay there.

Ash!

Get Dog.

Do you think he's mad?

Yeah. Yeah, shall we go?

Yeah.

We're on our way now.

I like your dress, Mummy.

He's sweet, really.

Fucking yes, mate. Legacy!

I still fucking hate him.

Yeah!

What the heck? What's going on?

Legacy isn't just a party.

It's a lifestyle.
It's how we should live our lives for...

Let's get fucking wild, turn up!

Thought I'd start off low-key.

Shall we?

Yeah!

They love us!

See. You need to get
yourself some of that.

I told you, my girl's coming.

You're really gonna
miss out on all of this

just 'cause you think
Cyberchick's real?

She's coming.

All right.

Oh, hello.

Bang.

Bu bu bang bang bang.

Bu bu bang bang bang.

One shot, two shot,
three shots, four.

Four, four Four, five.

Take off your door.

I'm down holding a trap.

Two freaks at my back.

Wide G with a strap.

Just in case
the freak let them back.

Rough me, are you mad?

Rough me, are you mad?

I swear, down on my fife, dog
I'M take out your back.

I'm straight out of the slums.

Roll around in my wants.

Niggas want to roll me.

So, I roll around with my gun
Shot!

Rough me, are you dumb?

Rough me, are you dumb?

I swear, down on my fife, dog
I'M take out your moms.

Big Fekky.

Hello, mate.

You're not coming in.

Hey, touch me, brother.

You touch a brother.
What, are you a pedophile? A nonce?

Whoa. No, no.
Touch you, the bro...

Just keeping it real out here.

No, no, no.
Lightweight, lightweight.

You've turned up on a club on your own!
You fool.

Yeah. Um...

I'm on the list.

What? The sex offender list?

Listen, whoa, let's back it up.

Start again, yeah. Uh...

I'm on the guest list.

Okay, what's your name?

Well, the people,
they call me G Twizzy.

What's your real name?

What is your real name? Uh...

Look at me! Look at me!

What is your name?

Roland Burke.

Louder, for everyone,
what's your name?

Roland Burke.

Roland Burke.

Oh, yes, you are. Yeah...

I'll be honest with you, I'm
probably not on the list, but D...

D told me to come down.

He said the party's
off the chain.

Who's D?

D. D, um...

"D, D, D, D, D, D, D."
What, you got a stutter?

D, you know D. Um...

Yeah, just, she got...

Remember she slept with Charlie
and he got the beard lice,

and everyone calls him
Crab Man, so...

Oh, D. Double D. Yeah.

I know Double D. Boom.

But I don't know you,
Roland Burke.

So, fuck off!

Go on, git! You little mess.

See you around, Rog.

I know people as well.

Big, big, big, big people
Bigger than...

Same size as you, so...

Jesus don't like liars, fam.

What happens in Vegas,
stays in Vegas!

What the fuck's going on?

Yo! Here! That's fucking sick!

Where the fuck are you going?

Legacy, man,
that place is popping off!

Yeah? Fuck off!

What?

Ash, get the car.

Fucking wanker.

Fuck off!

Not you.

I'm going deeper
and deeper and deeper.

I'm going deeper
and deeper and deeper.

We're about to drown in my love.

Drown in my love.

Drown in my love.

How'd you guys do all this?

I'll let you in
on a little secret.

Take care of the food and the
rest takes care of itself.

I'm serious about that.

Really take care of the food.

I would. I definitely would.

I like you.
Do you wanna meet up later?

So, what's your number?

'Bout a low five.

Are you ready to go
crazy in this club?

Are you ready to
dive deep into my love?

Are you ready, 'cause I'm
ready And I'm steady.

Go, go, go.

Go, go, go.

Give it to you good, baby.

Give it to you right.

We're about to drown in my love.

We're about to drown, babe.

Give it to you good, baby.

Give it to you right.

We're about to drown in
my love Drown in my love.

Get ready!

I'm going deeper
and deeper and deeper.

I'm going deeper
and deeper and deeper.

We're about to drown in my love.

Drown in my love.

Drown in my love.

Drown in my love.

I'm going deeper
and deeper and deeper.

I'm going deeper
and deeper and deeper.

We're about to drown in my love.

Drown in my love.

Seriously? Ladies' toilet.

Oh.

I am so proud of you, sis.

You've really pulled this off.

Hey, what's wrong?

Nothing.

Danielle?

It's all guys want, isn't it?

Girls that look like you.

Thanks.

I didn't mean it like that.

I know.

So, what's going on
with you and Sean?

Oh, it's
hardly a secret, is it?

You're wrong.
Sean doesn't like me.

Guys just want girls that wear
nothing and act like slags.

You know, for someone who doesn't
want to be judged on how they look,

that sounds pretty
judgmental to me.

People may think because me
and my friends work naked,

we're slags.

But you know we're not.

I spend a lot of time
naked at home,

but that's just me being me.

That's when I feel myself.

Just because girls dress in a
more revealing way than you

doesn't make them slags.

And the ones that are slags,

you can put 'em
in a boiler suit

and they'll still try
and steal your man.

That's more like it.

Now, what are we
going to do with you?

It's fine, Yas. He doesn't...

Oh, I've seen the way
he looks at you.

Well, then why
hasn't he done anything?

Well, why haven't
you done anything?

We almost kissed once, but then
you walked in and fucked it up.

Yeah, I'll take that.

And now he's only interested
in everyone but me.

He likes you.

But there's middle ground.

You know how to
sex it up a bit.

I don't dress like those girls.

Oh, you don't have to.

But you are my sister,

which means we look good.

So, stop hiding that.

You are allowed to be a girlie
girl at least once a year.

And we both know
you've thought about it.

It doesn't hurt
to advertise a bit.

They're not gonna
take me seriously.

Oh.

They will.

Fair girls are on me, you know.

Don't get it twisted, bruv.

Ooh.

Hey, 11-up, come here.

No, you don't. You don't get girls.
I do get 'em. I get girls.

Guys. This is Emily.

Cyberchick.

It's nice to meet you.

See, we thought you was a man.

Not when we saw you, obviously.

Before, though, there was this whole
big thing going on and stuff, but...

Just forget it.

Ben.

Ben.

We got a problem.

Yo, yo, yo' what's up?

Damien's outside.

Do what I say. Go outside,
I'll be right behind you, bro.

Evening, gentlemen.

We're full. Jog on.

I'm hearing there's enough tickets
going on at that place, um...

What's it called? Oh, man.

Uh...

Um...

Chrome? Yeah, you might
be able to get in there.

Yeah, yeah, you've
done a good job, boys.

But it's time for the
men to take over now.

Step aside.

Yeah, I don't think
that's going to happen.

You don't have a license, son.

With one phone call, I can
get this place shut down.

Now, why would you wanna do
something like that, hmm?

Especially when you're the one
who's paying for all of this.

Thanks to Cam's hacking skills.

What the...

How did you do this?

Damien.

Long time.

You're fucking dead.

This ain't over, yeah.

Are you serious?

You're threatening me,

when you're the one who's been
kicked to the curb?

I'm coming back.

For all of you.

God bless.

Your brother's a don, fam.

Yeah, I know.

Cam, good work.

Taken by surprise.

The bass has got you hypnotized.

I've got you in my hands.

You will follow my command.

Tension building high.

Now it's time to
kill the lights.

Fantasies come true.

All it needs is me and you

'Cause when we're on the floor.

With the bass down low.

I'm getting nasty up.

You don't disturb my flow.

I'll make your boys dance off.

You'll be my Romeo.

I'll make you mine tonight.

No going home alone.

I'm bad at being good.

And I'm good at being bad.

I'm bad at being good.

Girls, girls, girls,
girls, girls, listen, yeah.

I'm the one that
put this whole thing on.

Yeah? So, I'm the reason
you lot are even here.

So, the least you can do for me

is warm up your chops
and juggle these nuts.

- Ugh. He's so disgusting.
- What a jerk.

Idiot. Who does he think he is?
Fucking prick.

He's just a dickhead.

No.

No.

Oh, come on, then.

Dani. You look...

Now you notice.

Amazing.

All right, cool down.
It's still me.

But still, damn!

So, do you wanna...

Yeah.

Well, I was gonna say
dance, but, yeah. Oh.

Yeah.

But your thing's cool, too.

Advertising.

Yeah! Yeah, that's my boy!

Ooh, who is that? She's fit!

See, if that was my...

I'm gonna hit it like that.

Fam, I might even chat her
up afterwards.

Hey, like that.

Mmm.

Mmm, mmm.

And... Hey.

Ah...

What have I done?

It's official.

Legacy is the future.
Sorry, Damien.

Kelsey says,
"Still naked and loving it. ".

I'm guessing she's talking
about her time at Legacy.

Oh.

Guys, uh, anyone know if there's
a cash machine around here?

Ugh. Oh!

Oh, God.

I don't want to know.

Ugh.

We really need to
start locking that door.

You didn't think I'd forgotten
about you, did you?

I told you we were coming back.

Oh.

And you've been kind enough
to collect my money for me.

That makes it easier.

Damien, it's over.
Chrome's done.

Real talk.

You and your brother must have
thought you were pretty clever, eh?

Let's see how clever you feel
when I start hurting people.

Damien.

It's me you want.

Here I am.

Go home, bro.

They're not fucking
going anywhere!

Roger!

We stayed around
for the food, fam.

What can I tell ya,

I'm a sucker for
cold pizza and coleslaw.

This bunch of clowns
bringing trouble at your door?

Out.

Okay, um, yeah.

I see you got a lot
of catching up to do,

so I'm gonna just go.

I'm gonna just go.

Alex. Mate.

There's no need for this.

I mean, how long have
we known each other?

Whoa. Hold on, hold on!

Just think. Huh?

Think what I can do for you.

About three to six months.

Alex.

Shh.

Now, pretty boy. Don't cry.

This is gonna hurt.

You gotta repent
your sins, brother.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

What now?

Come back to mine? What for?

Plan the next party!

Do you know you guys can
make a killing in Europe?

I like that.
But I think I'm gonna...

I think we're gonna
meet you guys later.

Ooh.

Dani.

You ain't that mannish.

Sean,

your girl's good, fam.

Did you hear that?

He called you my girl.

Yeah, we'll see.

Oh, shit, wait. Hey, PJ!

I told you.

Let's go.

Bro, tell me, man.
What happened in the Vegas Room?

I can't tel! You that, man.

You lot are so wrong.

- But so right!
- AH right, listeners,

I need to know what happened in
the Legacy Vegas Room fast night.

So, any of you out there that
saw my boy in there, cal! in.

You can't break the rules, man.
What happens in Vegas...

Stays in Vegas!

One of your own
favorite facial expression?

If I got killed, who would
play me on Crime watch?

Me. I would.

No, you wouldn't, bruv.

- I would.
- Trust me. I could.

Set. Big man!

Fuck's sakes!

Who let the dogs out.

Give it up for my boy, Akshay.

What's going on?

Legacy. I don't know
if you've heard of it...

It's Western night
at the club. Too much?

A little bit.

You're right.

A smaller bra.

Did Shanice tell you
what you had to do?

Nice.

Sardines.

Smells like a skank's pussy,

but they're good
for your heart, yo.

That's what's important.

Your health.

Sean.

Sorry.

"D, D, D, D, D."
What, you got a stutter?

D, you know D. Um...

Crackhead Tina's cousin,
sleeps with everyone.

I mean, you probably
had a bit of that...