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Riddle me this. When is a door, not a door?
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It feels like drowning, doesn't it?
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When the answer is at the edge of your cortex,
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but you can't seem to grasp it.
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You're trying my patience.
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The answer... When it's ajar!
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Here is an easy one.
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What runs around a city, but never moves?
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No?
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A wall!
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What do you want, nigma?
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I'm in charge so I'll
ask the questions.
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Try to keep up, wont you?
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Riddle me this.
What belongs to you,
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but others use it more
than you do?
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Your name.
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Huh!
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You've heard that one!
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No, I have Google,
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like the rest of the world.
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Why do you talk to me like this, waller?
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Simple, I needed to
keep you babbling
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long enough to
pinpoint your position.
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My... what?
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Hands in the air,
where we can see them!
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i> Take him out!
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Make it hurt!
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Riddle me this.
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Why didn't I quit when
I was ahead?
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What is it? Report!
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The riddler is mine!
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Switch to
night vision!
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Secure the perimeter!
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Holy crap! It's Batman!
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Ahh!
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I know you helped him, nigma.
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Tell me where it is.
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I'm invoking priority level,
ultraviolet.
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Assemble task force x.
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We have another
suicide mission.
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Captain boomerang: I got
the hangover,
but I don't recall the party.
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Oh crap! Not this again!
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You too?
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It's like a bloody
recurring nightmare.
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Looks like we've got rookies.
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Who are you people?
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And why am I in uniform?
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No bars!
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No chains!
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Time for meat!
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Ow!
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You try it, fish fingers,
and I'll show you the meaning
of cold-blooded.
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You're feisty.
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Everybody! Shut up!
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-I've been here before.
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I am leaving!
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Stop!
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Sit down!
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I'm Amanda waller.
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I'm here to indoctrinate
you convicts into
our special forces.
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Pass.
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I kill to keep degenerates
off the streets.
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I won't work alongside them.
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Fresh air and term
off my sentence?
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Feel free to keep
calling me up, love.
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Task force x is
an off-the-books
government strike team,
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made up of convicts
with no hope for release,
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serving as expendable agents,
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for impossible missions.
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Succeed, and I'll shave
time off your sentences.
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If we don't?
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You'll be dead!
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Any other stupid questions?
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Yeah, what's in my neck?
A tracker?
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Yes, and a powerful
nanotech explosive.
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Run away,
get yourself captured,
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disobey an order,
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hell, give me a right
answer too slowly,
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and I'll blow your
head clean off!
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You're lying.
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You would not take all of this
trouble, just to kill us.
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Try me!
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Anyone else?
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I didn't think so.
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What's so dangerous this
time that you had to send
in the newbies?
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You're going to break
into arkham asylum.
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-That's insane!
-You don't know much, do you?
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Screw that!
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I don't do freaky deaky's.
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Yahtzee!
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How do we start?
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Oh, I like you, cowboy.
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You're loco!
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And me likey your locomotion!
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-Ahh!
-What's the plan?
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A week ago,
while in my employ,
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a low life calling himself
the riddler managed to gain
access to my computer system.
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He downloaded a file
containing the identities
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and histories of every
current, past and potential
member of the suicide squad.
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Including ours?
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That's right!
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He's threatening to release
them all on the Internet.
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You're going to get it back.
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Riddler's got one copy,
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and it's on a thumb
drive in his cane,
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which is apparently
locked away in
the arkham property room.
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In the intensive treatment
building, right under the
solitary confinement cells.
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Good times!
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So we get someone inside.
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Is it me?
Can it be me?
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Dibs!
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She's a wild card.
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Harley Quinn, has an
encyclopedic knowledge
of arkham's layout
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and its logistics.
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She gonna be okay
that close to the joker?
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I'm fine, we're done.
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He's a jerk! Whatever.
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Well, I'm convinced.
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You'll be snuck into Gotham.
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You'll rendezvous with a power
broker who will set
you up for the break in.
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This is as off-the-grid
as it gets.
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So let's keep the body
count to a minimum.
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Deadshot, rubber bullets only.
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What about the bat?
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He has his hands full
on another case.
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In fact, we work it right,
we might be able to take
advantage of him.
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Waller!
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What, lawton?
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Play fair and I'll
shoot straight.
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Jerk me around
and I'll kill you!
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Be a good convict, lawton.
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Don't make me blow you up.
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I'm clear!
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Gas them!
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What?
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I'm getting tired
of this trick.
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You and me both, cowboy.
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Maybe, when we
get into Gotham,
I can show you around.
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I know some tight places.
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-Not interested.
-Hmm.
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I told you harley,
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if you're giving it out,
heave a chunk my way, eh.
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Eh! You wish!
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Shake your boomerang
at the shark guy.
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-Do it, and I
will bite it off.
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Come on, harl,
for old times' sake!
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Are we gonna have a problem
this time around?
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I think we might, mate.
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No!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I don't trust vermin.
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Honorless, rudderless,
undisciplined.
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They'll never find your body.
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Oh, ninjas
are awesome!
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You think that means
we're there?
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I hate heights!
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Whoo!
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We're not going to make it!
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Waller, please!
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Ahh!
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> Remember this feeling
convicts, I hold your lives in my hands!
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You crazy bitch!
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Open the damn chutes!
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Do it, now!
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Good one! Good shark!
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Oh, Christ!
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Where's harley?
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Don't worry!
I fell on my head.
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Great! Now, how do we get
to the rendezvous unseen?
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A few more Miles.
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Keep moving, then.
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This is flipping bonkers!
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Sloshing through the sewage
so a guy dressed like
a bat won't spot us.
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You want to head
top side, slick?
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Be my guest!
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Nah! We're practically there.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Cobblepot!
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We're closed!
Private party!
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Yeah, we're the private party!
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This way. He's waiting on you.
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Your guests have arrived,
Mr. cobblepot.
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Right, right. Come in!
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Welcome to the iceberg lounge.
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I'm just finishing my supper.
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Pardon me, Mr. cobblepot.
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Lawton. Oh, I never pegged
deadshot for a team player.
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Oh, things are tough
all over, sir.
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That's a good one!
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This man is the best
assassin I've ever seen.
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And I only work with the best.
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I aim to please,
Mr. cobblepot.
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I was told you can
get us into arkham.
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I can, indeed.
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I've made arrangements to
sneak you into the crazy farm.
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Follow them to...
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You!
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Clown!
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You're still not mad about
that truck, are you, pengie?
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Wah, wah.
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It feels like you are.
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You cost me money, funny girl!
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Her and her loony boyfriend
lit my truck a cigarette
and drove it into the river!
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Just for a laugh!
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00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:11,496
Does it matter that
Mr. j and I aren't
together anymore?
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Nobody steals from me
and walks away!
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00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,700
It's bad business, love!
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You're right,
you should kill her!
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Hell, I'll kill her for you!
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Oh, come on!
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Except, you know what else
is bad for business, sir?
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Double crossing your clients.
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And I would hate for folks
to say, "Mr. cobblepot takes
your money
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"and kills your operatives."
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00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,692
Get her out
of my sight, lawton.
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There's your files.
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Memorize the contents.
You can grab some
shut-eye in the rooms above.
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You deploy tomorrow night
under the cover of darkness.
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And then, I never want to see
any of you on my turf again.
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Now, get the hell out of here!
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Never the charmer, aren't you?
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Bite me, boomer!
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Oy, lawton!
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Nice shade, mate.
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00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,335
We got off on the wrong foot
at the start of this mission.
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Hoist a pint with us.
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Can't, it's a school night.
228
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,742
Suit yourself.
How about a friendly
game of darts, then?
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Yeah!
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Lucky shot!
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Right, let's see you do it.
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Yeah!
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Sorry mate.
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00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,476
Looks like that one
took a bad bounce.
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Ow!
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Let's call it even. Mate.
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Louise, it's Amanda,
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I have a special assignment for you.
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Something I'd rather keep between the two of us.
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I'm listening.
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00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,120
Welcome back!
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00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,323
-Did you miss me?
-What do you want?
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00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:31,562
I got an itch I thought
you could help me
scratch, cowboy.
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Oh, good start!
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00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,538
Oh, what the hell?
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Yahtzee!
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Here's my stop.
Wish me luck, cowboy.
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00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:15,406
Yeah!
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00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,914
There's got to be
one here somewhere.
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00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,219
You know where
he put it, don't you?
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00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,121
Uh-oh.
252
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,390
Where is it, harley?
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00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,992
No idea, what you're
talking about.
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00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,732
Answers! Now!
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00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:45,036
Back off, bats.
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00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:01,952
Where is it?
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00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,889
What's he talking about?
258
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:07,858
Who knows what these
wankers get worked up about?
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00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,529
I don't know, I swear.
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00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,565
I'm not firing blind
against the bat.
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00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:18,202
Waller, what the devil is
going on?
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00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:21,739
You don't get to call me up and demand answers, deadshot!
263
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,175
What are they talking about?
264
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:27,378
Joker stole a dirty bomb and hid it somewhere in Gotham.
265
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:32,583
Apparently, it's large enough that the radiation would kill half the population.
266
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:35,219
Batman's torn the city apart trying to find it.
267
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:38,489
At one point he thought riddler might know.
268
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,525
The joker has a dirty bomb?
269
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,494
That gives me the chills.
270
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:47,665
Ice puns? Really?
271
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:51,302
Waller, this is crap.
272
00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:56,440
I don't care, convict. Do your job!
273
00:22:56,442 --> 00:23:00,911
Honestly, b man, I don't
know where Mr. j puts
half of his stuff.
274
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:07,852
I just wanted a chatty boo-boo
doll before they went on sale
tomorrow.
275
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,728
Get her back to arkham!
276
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,731
Will do, Batman.
277
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,800
Get in there, you nutty broad.
278
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:32,470
I'm in the middle of lunch. Now I've got to process this crazy dame?
279
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,706
Crazy, huh?
280
00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:41,111
Why don't I just toss her in
her old cell, and come back.
281
00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:44,515
Yeah, right. I've got like
half a dozen new forms
to fill up
282
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:46,150
before you can even come in.
283
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,658
We got ten minutes
to plant the device.
284
00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:10,407
Captain boomerang:
Where should I dump her?
285
00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:12,243
Put it through
the X-ray machine.
286
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,356
Heh, don't get
much deader than that.
287
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:28,392
This one's cold as ice.
288
00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:32,663
Hey buddy, I got nothing
in the system about
accepting a new body.
289
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:45,809
Yeah! Ha-ha.
290
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,628
It says, "not found."
291
00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:06,530
I came from inside.
292
00:26:06,532 --> 00:26:07,798
Run it again.
293
00:26:09,668 --> 00:26:10,935
Nah, something's wrong.
294
00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:13,070
I'm gonna to have
to get security.
295
00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:20,377
Junction box is up ahead.
So move your ass.
296
00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:21,645
Harley!
297
00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:24,682
Is it really you?
298
00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:27,785
Shit!
299
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:29,286
Don't screw this up.
300
00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:33,057
Aren't you even
going to say hello?
301
00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:39,263
Oh, guys,
you've got to see this.
Joker just spotted harley!
302
00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:44,702
Keep walking.
303
00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:46,570
Tell him to shut up.
304
00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:50,341
Aw, I can tell
you're still sore.
305
00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:53,210
At least the bruises
cleared up nicely.
306
00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:58,315
What's your hurry, harl?
307
00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:02,319
Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
308
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:05,422
Damn it!
309
00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:07,291
Let's move.
310
00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:11,228
Maybe, she'll kill him.
311
00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,864
I'm going to kill you!
312
00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:18,335
I'll kill him! I'll kill him
myself for what
he's done to me!
313
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,910
Women! Am I right, officer?
314
00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:30,247
Can't live with them,
can't kick them out
of a moving car.
315
00:27:34,219 --> 00:27:37,354
You know the rules, buddy,
I got to phone it in.
316
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:38,856
She's dead!
317
00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,664
How much trouble could she be?
318
00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:49,967
Nothing goes in
or out of arkham
without being okayed.
319
00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:52,469
But...
320
00:27:52,471 --> 00:27:55,873
Give me a sec,
I'll try to get a hold
of the watch commander.
321
00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:04,381
Run it again.
322
00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:06,316
I tried twice, sir.
323
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:09,219
I can't lose this job
because your system is down.
324
00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:16,727
Come on, you amateurs.
325
00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:25,469
Sorry hon,
bulletproof.
326
00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:29,740
Even better, puddin'.
327
00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:43,454
Why, harley, if I didn't
know better, I'd say
you're trying to kill me.
328
00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:45,723
We're finished, you and me!
329
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:48,992
I got someone new now,
someone better!
330
00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:53,464
Oh, hell!
331
00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:54,865
This will have to do.
332
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:02,306
Never mind,
just came through.
333
00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:04,108
About time!
334
00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:15,185
Sorry, it's an old system.
335
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:16,754
No problem.
336
00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:24,895
Let's see what goodies
we've got.
337
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,138
Oh, shit!
338
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,054
How the... ow!
339
00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:56,560
Ahh! My goolies!
340
00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:58,929
That's payback, you dumb ass.
341
00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:03,000
Walk it off, captain kangaroo.
342
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,408
Come on, we're out of time.
343
00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:45,576
New guy?
344
00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:48,545
That's right!
You're not jealous, are you?
345
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:51,515
That's him!
346
00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:55,586
I know you.
347
00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:57,221
We worked together once.
348
00:30:57,223 --> 00:31:00,157
No, wait, don't tell me,
don't tell me. Hmm.
349
00:31:00,825 --> 00:31:03,627
Deadhead, hmm? Buckshot?
350
00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:10,334
I got her!
351
00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:13,370
You can have her!
352
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:16,373
Bet you buy your
shirts second hand too.
353
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:36,460
Sir, we've got an explosion
on level e.
354
00:31:36,462 --> 00:31:38,128
He's still secure, sir.
355
00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:39,963
Is that room service?
356
00:31:39,965 --> 00:31:42,699
Tell them I never
got my calzone.
357
00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:45,569
Good!
I need every available
security down in the kitchen.
358
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:46,703
Stat!
359
00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:48,038
We're on yellow alert.
360
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:55,779
You're late!
361
00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:58,181
Ran in to her ex.
Grab hold!
362
00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:02,019
Put your
back into it.
363
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,593
Hey! Nobody's supposed
to be down there!
364
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,930
Ah, we just snuck
down here for a little party.
365
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,067
What kind of party?
366
00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,238
Crap! You're harley Quinn!
367
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,440
Don't move, you crazy bitch.
368
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:42,492
Blech!
369
00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,294
I hate Italian food.
370
00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:13,190
Has that kitchen fire
been contained?
371
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:15,158
-Yes, sir.
372
00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:19,196
Get here!
373
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:24,368
Lawton!
-What?
374
00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:27,204
GPS has you in the main security hub.
375
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,805
What's going on?
376
00:33:28,807 --> 00:33:30,240
We own it, that's what.
377
00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:32,175
Now we grab the cane.
378
00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:34,878
Don't get to cocky, lawton. You're at the point of no return.
379
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,481
You best keep that in mind.
380
00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:40,584
That gas explosion
put the whole bloody
asylum on yellow alert.
381
00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:43,153
If the security cameras
make us, we're toast.
382
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,589
So shut down all
the security cams.
383
00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:48,191
That's a sure fire
way to alert the bat.
384
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:51,561
What then? Let him watch
us run around like idiots?
385
00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:53,597
Play
yesterday's footage.
386
00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:57,901
Aw, shark-wick had
his first thought.
387
00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:00,637
Shut it, boomer! Say it again.
388
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:03,507
Play yesterday's footage
of the same time.
389
00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:04,775
I can do that.
390
00:34:04,777 --> 00:34:06,910
And we can operate
without eyes on us.
391
00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:08,945
You mean Batman's or waller's.
392
00:34:08,947 --> 00:34:10,380
Both!
393
00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:15,118
The intensive treatment
building is there,
394
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,753
just across the yard.
395
00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:18,755
Let's move!
396
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:20,357
Low profile.
397
00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:24,161
Frost, move your ass.
398
00:34:38,876 --> 00:34:41,144
Top priority are those towers.
399
00:34:41,146 --> 00:34:42,746
I can scale them.
400
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:43,814
No time.
401
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,062
You do two, I'll do two.
402
00:34:59,064 --> 00:35:00,197
Fine!
403
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,765
On my mark.
404
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:02,833
Now!
405
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:10,807
You missed!
406
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:11,842
Wait for it.
407
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,780
Patrol, I need a sweep
of the yard!
408
00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:24,287
Boom! In your face!
409
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:26,456
He got to his walky!
I'd score that a miss,
410
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,525
you two-bit c-lister!
411
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:30,127
That's it!
412
00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:38,201
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
413
00:35:38,203 --> 00:35:40,370
Boys, we got company!
414
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:44,841
Shark, no!
415
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:47,244
Finally, some action!
416
00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:52,782
So much for low profile.
417
00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:05,262
Status report.
418
00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:08,265
I got you in the exercise
yard, but you don't
show up on the cameras.
419
00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:14,337
Must be something wrong
with the system. Damn it!
420
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:16,840
We're a little busy right now.
421
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,508
I'll call you back.
422
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:21,912
Don't yank me around, convict.
Get the cane, get out!
423
00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:34,824
Yahtzee.
424
00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:41,598
Victor zsasz, we've got you surrounded.
425
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,534
Please!
Please, don't hurt me.
426
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,836
Let the girl go before it gets ugly.
427
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:49,472
The zombie is mine to
liberate.
428
00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:51,474
I have righteous work to do.
429
00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:59,983
I'm not in the mood tonight,
zsasz.
430
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:16,967
You seem troubled tonight, sir.
431
00:37:16,969 --> 00:37:18,835
It's harley, Alfred.
432
00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:21,438
She was acting odd.
433
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,273
Odder than usual, you mean.
434
00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:26,042
Like she was happy
to get caught.
435
00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:29,279
Maybe she missed her puddin'?
436
00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:30,680
Maybe.
437
00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:33,583
More likely it's linked
to the joker's bomb.
438
00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:36,519
Arkham had a yellow
alert this evening.
439
00:37:36,521 --> 00:37:38,722
Everything looks to be in place.
440
00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:42,058
Hmm.
441
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:43,593
That's mochel.
442
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:46,463
He doesn't work Friday's.
Neither does ferrick.
443
00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:48,064
That's the Thursday crew.
444
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:51,034
This isn't live.
They're broadcasting
old footage.
445
00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:53,203
Something's wrong at arkham!
446
00:38:01,245 --> 00:38:02,646
No! No!
447
00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:05,949
Enough, shark, put him down!
448
00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:07,617
Ow!
449
00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:10,754
Ouch!
450
00:38:12,056 --> 00:38:14,858
Do I have your attention now?
451
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:18,028
Don't break cover in
the middle of an operation,
unless I say so.
452
00:38:21,565 --> 00:38:24,601
Don't ever do that to me.
453
00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:26,970
Or what?
You'll chew my head off?
454
00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:31,107
Do it! I'm begging you.
455
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:34,911
You think any of you have
a shot of getting out alive
without me?
456
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,950
That's what I thought.
457
00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:43,219
We're just lucky
this was contained.
458
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,689
Start following orders,
all of you!
459
00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:48,558
Why don't you just
calm down, puddin'?
460
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,595
Don't call me puddin'!
461
00:39:02,573 --> 00:39:04,007
Property room's down here.
462
00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:08,011
Locked!
463
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,646
Not for long.
464
00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:18,488
Now that's just pathetic!
465
00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:23,093
The warden uses his birthday
backwards for practically all
of his passwords.
466
00:39:24,428 --> 00:39:25,795
How do you know that?
467
00:39:25,797 --> 00:39:29,499
I used to work here.
Didn't I mention that!
468
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,468
Come on, as what?
469
00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:33,837
As a psychiatrist, silly.
470
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:36,239
And, pal, anyone who
throws boomerangs,
471
00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:38,408
has some real
issues letting go.
472
00:39:41,278 --> 00:39:42,912
Voila!
473
00:39:51,522 --> 00:39:53,123
Where do
we even begin?
474
00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,059
Everyone take a section.
475
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,460
Just start looking!
476
00:40:02,933 --> 00:40:04,167
Bloody hell!
477
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:16,546
My acid playing cards!
I knew I left them here.
478
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:21,184
Here's that Batman
costume Mr. j used
for the train heist.
479
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:24,888
Oh!
480
00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:27,624
I've been looking
all over for this.
481
00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:30,593
Here's where it went.
482
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:37,834
Bingo!
483
00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:47,110
Firefly. Killer moth.
484
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:48,478
Maxie Zeus.
485
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,914
Never heard of any
of these tools.
486
00:40:52,316 --> 00:40:54,350
Mr. freeze's gun!
487
00:40:54,352 --> 00:40:55,652
Score!
488
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,030
Thanks.
489
00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:15,872
It's Batman!
490
00:41:29,453 --> 00:41:30,720
Uh-oh!
491
00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:23,840
Oh.
492
00:42:30,414 --> 00:42:31,681
Ah!
493
00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:23,800
Aah!
494
00:43:46,657 --> 00:43:48,224
No way!
495
00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:54,697
The spoils of war.
496
00:43:54,699 --> 00:43:59,102
Black spider just
kicked the bat's ass?
497
00:43:59,104 --> 00:44:01,904
Mate, I'm a little choked up.
498
00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:04,340
Got the thumb drive.
499
00:44:06,176 --> 00:44:07,243
What?
500
00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:09,812
What the hell?
501
00:44:11,448 --> 00:44:13,249
We've been played.
502
00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:16,919
Where's frosty?
503
00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:19,322
Frost? Damn it!
504
00:44:20,057 --> 00:44:21,124
Frost!
505
00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:27,130
Right. Easy.
506
00:44:30,968 --> 00:44:33,903
I knew waller would
send someone.
507
00:44:33,905 --> 00:44:36,939
I'm too clever for her
to let me live.
508
00:44:36,941 --> 00:44:39,409
Nothing gets past you, genius.
509
00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:43,780
I'll make this fast.
510
00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:49,752
Do you even know why
you're assassinating me?
511
00:44:49,754 --> 00:44:54,023
The wall says you screwed
her and to make an example
out of you.
512
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:56,993
And that satiated
your curiosity?
513
00:44:57,895 --> 00:44:59,562
I don't ask questions.
514
00:44:59,564 --> 00:45:01,030
I don't believe that.
515
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:04,901
The human mind always
has questions.
516
00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:10,373
My only question is why
waller didn't just blow your
head off with your nano bomb?
517
00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:14,644
It's the same reason
she needs me dead.
518
00:45:14,646 --> 00:45:18,881
Because I know how
to diffuse them.
519
00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:22,385
Wait, what?
520
00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:24,187
How do you know she's
with the riddler?
521
00:45:24,189 --> 00:45:26,756
She was eyeballing him
back at the monitor room.
522
00:45:28,592 --> 00:45:31,160
So she's got herself
a new guy.
523
00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:33,663
After everything I've
done for her!
524
00:45:33,665 --> 00:45:35,665
Oh, we'll see about that.
525
00:45:35,667 --> 00:45:37,967
I'll make five more
just like her.
526
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:41,704
I'll take her skin and put
someone else in it.
527
00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:45,108
Oh, that perfect creamy skin.
528
00:45:45,943 --> 00:45:47,677
Pull yourself together, man!
529
00:45:47,679 --> 00:45:49,712
She mocks you right
to your face.
530
00:45:49,714 --> 00:45:51,814
Even dared to call you...
531
00:45:55,018 --> 00:45:56,486
Puddin'.
532
00:45:56,488 --> 00:45:58,888
Oh, that darling girl.
533
00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:00,823
She might even deserve me.
534
00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,566
Okay, babies!
535
00:46:10,568 --> 00:46:12,401
Let's cook!
536
00:46:14,972 --> 00:46:17,840
Winner, winner,
chicken dinner!
537
00:46:20,577 --> 00:46:25,248
Oh, harley, I take back
half the horrible things
I've done to you.
538
00:46:34,258 --> 00:46:35,391
They're gone!
539
00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:37,894
Yeah, we can see that
harley, but where?
540
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:40,897
It's waller.
541
00:46:40,899 --> 00:46:43,599
i> I'm here.
-What are you trying to pull,
deadshot?
542
00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:44,767
You're not checking in!
543
00:46:44,769 --> 00:46:46,469
We had a bout with the bat!
544
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:49,405
But we're past it.
I got your cane, waller.
545
00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:51,107
We're just looking
for an exit.
546
00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:52,775
So you're all together?
547
00:46:52,777 --> 00:46:55,077
Of course, why wouldn't we be?
548
00:46:55,079 --> 00:46:59,482
Then why has the special
crimes unit been called in to
protect the medical center?
549
00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:02,785
> Maybe two-face
got a pair of hemorrhoids.
550
00:47:02,787 --> 00:47:04,687
We're out of here.
551
00:47:04,689 --> 00:47:07,490
Please don't explode!
Please don't explode!
Please don't explode!
552
00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:08,558
Shut up!
553
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,626
Where's that medical center?
554
00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:12,562
We're still on yellow alert.
555
00:47:17,901 --> 00:47:19,468
You hear something?
556
00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:22,438
Ah, let me check.
557
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,875
Hey, remember that
time when mad hatter...
558
00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:27,910
Smitty?
559
00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:29,712
Smitty!
560
00:47:29,714 --> 00:47:30,780
Boo!
561
00:47:30,782 --> 00:47:32,048
Aah!
562
00:47:34,085 --> 00:47:36,052
Put your hands in the air!
563
00:47:39,623 --> 00:47:41,357
And boom!
564
00:47:49,267 --> 00:47:52,435
I'm just going to slip into
something more comfortable.
565
00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:54,937
So no peeking.
566
00:48:14,758 --> 00:48:17,126
This is the special crimes unit.
567
00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:19,362
Surrender and return to your cells.
568
00:48:24,835 --> 00:48:26,269
Light 'em up!
569
00:48:29,806 --> 00:48:31,674
That worked well.
570
00:48:31,676 --> 00:48:33,376
Then like the hanged man,
571
00:48:33,378 --> 00:48:35,878
we are at the end of our rope.
572
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,546
Wow, I hate you!
573
00:48:47,124 --> 00:48:49,458
You can thank us later,
losers!
574
00:48:54,965 --> 00:48:56,332
You all right?
575
00:48:56,334 --> 00:48:57,934
Somewhat.
576
00:48:57,936 --> 00:48:59,435
Glad you made it.
577
00:49:00,037 --> 00:49:01,570
This better be good!
578
00:49:01,572 --> 00:49:04,373
He knows how to turn
off the bombs.
579
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,442
Look familiar?
580
00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:11,547
I can do it, but you got
to get me into
the medical center.
581
00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:15,284
We got maybe five
minutes before waller
figures out what's what.
582
00:49:19,890 --> 00:49:22,291
We get to that room
or we're dead!
583
00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:23,626
Should have brought a tank.
584
00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:25,127
We have one.
585
00:49:33,870 --> 00:49:35,671
No heights!
586
00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:36,772
You're joking?
587
00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:39,642
I said no heights!
588
00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:41,644
I'll guide you. Trust me.
589
00:49:51,488 --> 00:49:54,457
I'm crazy,
but that's just nuts!
590
00:50:00,597 --> 00:50:01,764
Step on it!
591
00:50:05,535 --> 00:50:06,769
Go to the right!
592
00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:25,254
Aah!
593
00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,692
Let's move!
594
00:50:37,067 --> 00:50:38,601
Did we win?
595
00:51:00,524 --> 00:51:02,992
Let's see now,
we'll need this on.
596
00:51:02,994 --> 00:51:04,927
This for back up.
597
00:51:04,929 --> 00:51:06,195
Grab a chair.
598
00:51:11,768 --> 00:51:14,070
Whee!
599
00:51:14,072 --> 00:51:15,838
How do you diffuse
this bomb, exactly?
600
00:51:18,141 --> 00:51:19,742
It's the electroshock.
601
00:51:20,610 --> 00:51:22,111
It's the what, now?
602
00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:25,848
I'm going to run 1000 volts
through your heads
and fry your bombs.
603
00:51:26,683 --> 00:51:27,983
Oh!
604
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:32,254
Good, put the chairs
in a circle here,
around old spark.
605
00:51:33,156 --> 00:51:35,524
Oh, I love electroshock!
606
00:51:35,526 --> 00:51:38,427
It's a shiatsu massage
for your brain.
607
00:51:39,629 --> 00:51:40,796
Lose those.
608
00:51:46,303 --> 00:51:47,837
I'll keep a look out.
609
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,941
More cops.
610
00:51:51,943 --> 00:51:53,409
Choppers too.
611
00:51:57,180 --> 00:51:59,081
This will work?
612
00:51:59,083 --> 00:52:01,317
Or give you
a grand mal seizure.
613
00:52:07,991 --> 00:52:11,460
I'm clamping you to
the chairs because
you're going to wiggle.
614
00:52:12,395 --> 00:52:15,564
I don't trust this fruit loop.
615
00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:18,434
Mmm, 1000 volts, 5 bodies
multiplied by 5,
616
00:52:18,436 --> 00:52:21,237
allowing for absorption,
three second pulses.
617
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,539
You know what
you're doing, right?
618
00:52:26,510 --> 00:52:28,144
-Damn it!
619
00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:30,679
Don't stop working.
Yeah, waller.
620
00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:33,349
I'm getting reports that
there's a break in at arkham.
621
00:52:33,351 --> 00:52:34,750
You're on red alert!
622
00:52:34,752 --> 00:52:36,018
News to me.
623
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:39,421
What part of off-the-books
do you not understand?
624
00:52:39,423 --> 00:52:42,158
Are you in the medical center?
625
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,726
We hit a snag.
626
00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:46,162
Batman again?
627
00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:50,466
Spider needed
medical attention.
628
00:52:52,936 --> 00:52:54,803
Spider? But he's...
629
00:52:54,805 --> 00:52:57,373
No excuses lawton,
you get that!
630
00:52:57,908 --> 00:52:59,375
Uh-huh.
631
00:53:00,310 --> 00:53:01,544
No more crap!
632
00:53:01,546 --> 00:53:04,513
No more time!
No more shenanigans!
633
00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:05,915
Uh-huh.
634
00:53:17,727 --> 00:53:18,794
Ah!
635
00:53:23,733 --> 00:53:26,802
Those scum bags are
trying to screw me.
636
00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:02,071
I never need to do that again.
637
00:54:03,307 --> 00:54:06,442
Are you kidding?
I feel great!
638
00:54:07,310 --> 00:54:09,845
Nobody screws the wall!
639
00:54:12,816 --> 00:54:14,984
Uh, guys!
640
00:54:14,986 --> 00:54:16,485
Do it again!
641
00:54:16,487 --> 00:54:19,355
I don't know,
maybe the skin
is too thick?
642
00:54:38,475 --> 00:54:40,342
Best gun ever!
643
00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:45,114
Boy, why'd his head explode?
644
00:54:45,116 --> 00:54:48,884
Because the bomb in his neck
didn't diffuse, you asshole!
645
00:54:50,086 --> 00:54:51,487
So what's his excuse?
646
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:58,360
Oh. Oh, that's rich!
647
00:55:01,798 --> 00:55:02,865
Huh?
648
00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:09,772
Denzel, what have
they done to you?
649
00:55:14,577 --> 00:55:16,512
Haven't you solved it yet?
650
00:55:17,514 --> 00:55:21,050
The black spider is Batman!
651
00:55:24,721 --> 00:55:25,788
Aah!
652
00:55:36,399 --> 00:55:38,334
I know that sound.
653
00:55:38,336 --> 00:55:40,903
Someone's flossing
their brain.
654
00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:53,382
Talk!
Why are you here?
655
00:55:53,384 --> 00:55:55,684
Amanda waller wanted
the riddler dead.
656
00:55:56,586 --> 00:55:57,886
Waller? What's she got to...
657
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,362
I'm here, bitches!
658
00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:09,231
And I've brought favors
for everybody.
659
00:56:58,181 --> 00:56:59,648
Yahtzee!
660
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,362
I think this was
yours, deadhead.
661
00:57:13,364 --> 00:57:14,930
Finders keepers.
662
00:57:19,068 --> 00:57:20,969
Puddin', you're free!
663
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:26,775
Don't you "puddin'" me!
664
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:29,445
I go away and suddenly
you've got new friends.
665
00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:32,247
Even picked a new guy!
666
00:57:32,249 --> 00:57:33,949
You got it all wrong, baby.
667
00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,718
I was using them
to help you escape!
668
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,389
Who else would
I break into arkham for?
669
00:57:40,391 --> 00:57:42,658
Nobody, that's who.
670
00:57:43,493 --> 00:57:46,528
It'll be just like old times.
671
00:57:46,896 --> 00:57:47,963
Oh!
672
00:57:57,907 --> 00:57:58,974
Hmm.
673
00:58:01,277 --> 00:58:03,612
You! New guy.
674
00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:06,949
I don't like people
touching my stuff.
675
00:58:13,389 --> 00:58:16,225
Go ahead!
You're out of bullets!
676
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:18,760
I am not!
677
00:58:19,128 --> 00:58:20,562
You are!
678
00:58:20,564 --> 00:58:22,664
You're going the pull
the trigger and when
nothing happens,
679
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:26,068
I'm going to punch
you in the throat
and bash your brains out!
680
00:58:26,536 --> 00:58:28,270
Three.
681
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,707
Two.
682
00:58:34,944 --> 00:58:36,044
One.
683
00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:38,413
Hold on, stop counting
for a second.
684
00:58:38,415 --> 00:58:39,948
I know there are bullets.
685
00:58:42,185 --> 00:58:43,252
See!
686
00:58:53,162 --> 00:58:57,099
Mate, you just
out-crazied the joker!
687
00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:05,274
This place
is crawling with cops!
688
00:59:06,476 --> 00:59:07,809
I'm going to kill waller!
689
00:59:07,811 --> 00:59:09,311
Can we get out of here first?
690
00:59:11,614 --> 00:59:13,549
Whoa!
691
00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:16,118
Oh.
692
00:59:22,191 --> 00:59:23,625
Mallet!
693
00:59:25,762 --> 00:59:27,296
Its right here, Mr. j.
694
00:59:27,298 --> 00:59:30,566
I was keeping it safe
for you the whole... ow!
695
00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:41,243
It's time for a very big bang.
696
00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,553
Why the hell are we running?
697
00:59:51,555 --> 00:59:52,888
We're sitting ducks here.
698
00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:56,058
And whose fault is that,
do you suppose, leader?
699
00:59:56,060 --> 00:59:58,927
I've been carrying this team
all night, you douche bag!
700
00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:00,596
-Ah, fellas!
Really?
701
01:00:00,598 --> 01:00:02,864
-Is that what
you'd call it, eh?
Guys.
702
01:00:02,866 --> 01:00:06,535
-Guys, listen...
-Yeah, yeah that's what I call
it, you one-gimmick hack.
703
01:00:06,537 --> 01:00:08,337
Great, let's split up.
704
01:00:08,339 --> 01:00:09,538
I'm better off on my own.
705
01:00:09,540 --> 01:00:11,640
Guys! Batman's here!
706
01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:15,711
Joker, where did he go?
707
01:00:15,713 --> 01:00:18,013
Don't owe you squat,
bats!
708
01:00:23,386 --> 01:00:24,820
Lawton,
709
01:00:24,822 --> 01:00:26,855
we can settle our
business later.
710
01:00:26,857 --> 01:00:28,690
Now, where's the joker?
711
01:00:30,159 --> 01:00:34,062
He and harley took their
mallet and disappeared.
712
01:00:34,064 --> 01:00:36,698
That's where he's
hidden the bomb.
713
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:40,435
Simulus testing! Simulus.
714
01:00:40,437 --> 01:00:43,105
I know you can see me, bats.
715
01:00:43,107 --> 01:00:45,240
Hope you brought protection.
716
01:00:45,242 --> 01:00:49,011
'Cause I'm about to give Gotham a terminal case of tainted love
717
01:00:49,013 --> 01:00:52,147
and it's really gonna burn.
718
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:54,650
And just in case you're
thinking of stopping me,
719
01:00:54,652 --> 01:00:58,387
I figured I'd invite some
friends to my big blow-out.
720
01:01:26,616 --> 01:01:29,051
Stop! Please!
721
01:01:34,258 --> 01:01:37,059
I need to find joker
and stop that bomb.
722
01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:40,762
Good luck with that, mate.
723
01:01:43,666 --> 01:01:45,467
Got to get out of here.
724
01:01:45,469 --> 01:01:47,903
Yeah, but what will
get us far enough
to escape that blast?
725
01:01:58,581 --> 01:02:00,248
Well, isn't that convenient.
726
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,620
Ow!
727
01:02:38,622 --> 01:02:39,955
Out of my way, loser.
728
01:03:10,286 --> 01:03:11,353
No!
729
01:03:32,275 --> 01:03:35,010
Oh no you don't, lawton.
That's my ride!
730
01:03:51,628 --> 01:03:54,529
Only one of us is getting
out of here, and it ain't you!
731
01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:03,104
I'll get you for this, lawton!
732
01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:06,141
Get those gates closed!
733
01:04:14,650 --> 01:04:16,184
Where's our backup?
734
01:04:49,185 --> 01:04:51,119
Now that's what I call backup.
735
01:05:23,686 --> 01:05:27,055
We've got it under control,
Batman, you can take...
736
01:05:27,057 --> 01:05:31,126
And I'm talking to myself,
again.
737
01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:43,004
Going my way, handsome?
738
01:05:44,907 --> 01:05:46,408
Cute kid!
739
01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:49,711
Hope she doesn't take being
an orphan too hard?
740
01:06:12,401 --> 01:06:14,169
-Huh?
741
01:06:20,943 --> 01:06:22,544
Holy crap!
742
01:06:40,262 --> 01:06:42,430
You know she's going
to kill us, right?
743
01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:17,365
Where's the fricking
gas pedal?
744
01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:51,800
Uh-oh!
745
01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:20,228
Sure he smacks me
around sometimes,
746
01:08:20,230 --> 01:08:22,730
but you're the one
who's always hurting me!
747
01:08:22,732 --> 01:08:24,833
Now I'm going to hurt you!
748
01:08:41,183 --> 01:08:42,884
Stop me, if you've
heard this one.
749
01:08:51,927 --> 01:08:53,394
Listen to me!
750
01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:56,865
Harley, the bomb!
751
01:09:54,623 --> 01:09:57,258
For someone who's not Batman,
752
01:09:58,127 --> 01:10:01,396
you've been a real
pain in my ass.
753
01:10:06,902 --> 01:10:08,903
Deuces, new guy!
754
01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:21,816
Have a seat, puddin'!
755
01:10:36,098 --> 01:10:37,365
Bang!
756
01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:21,142
Waller!
757
01:11:21,144 --> 01:11:24,479
You knew when you sent
your little suicide squad
into arkham,
758
01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:26,080
they'd go off script.
759
01:11:26,082 --> 01:11:28,249
Oh, it's just you.
760
01:11:28,251 --> 01:11:32,587
When your bombs didn't
dice them, you figured
the scu would.
761
01:11:32,589 --> 01:11:36,958
All that, just so you could
kill the riddler!
762
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:40,495
Let's just say, I break a lot
of eggs to make an omelet.
763
01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:42,730
And because you're
a messy cook,
764
01:11:42,732 --> 01:11:45,033
the riddler was
able to escape.
765
01:11:45,035 --> 01:11:47,201
I got careless.
766
01:11:47,203 --> 01:11:49,504
My men will get
nigma next time.
767
01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:51,372
There is no next time.
768
01:11:51,774 --> 01:11:53,441
No?
769
01:11:53,443 --> 01:11:55,576
We're the U.S. government!
770
01:11:55,578 --> 01:11:58,379
Who's going to blow the
whistle on us, the convicts?
771
01:11:58,381 --> 01:12:00,014
Who'd believe them?
772
01:12:00,016 --> 01:12:01,482
You?
773
01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:04,085
You're going to start a blog
and expose us?
774
01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:05,720
I don't think so.
775
01:12:06,522 --> 01:12:09,390
That's checkmate, Batman.
776
01:12:11,727 --> 01:12:13,394
I'm warning you!
777
01:12:14,196 --> 01:12:16,030
Enough!
778
01:12:16,032 --> 01:12:19,934
Don't they need you back
in your squalid little city?
779
01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:23,104
They never did find
the joker's body, did they?
780
01:12:29,712 --> 01:12:30,778
Punk!
781
01:12:39,254 --> 01:12:40,788
Mother...
782
01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:49,864
Bang!
53704
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