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weak from drifting on the longest
mosey ever rambled.
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Weeks with no meal or beverage
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blistering desert pounding me to the
crosine-tipped brink of insanity
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Yet, perhaps there is truth in sand madness.
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s-a-n-d - m-a-d-n-e-s-s
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f-e-e-d - m-e
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s-a-n-d - m-a-d-n-e-s-s
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You have rambled well,
thus I shall answer questions three.
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-Who am I?
-I cannot tell you that, Sire.
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-Where did I come from?
-I cannot tell you that.
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Cor, blimey! you have one question left.
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Why are you pretending to be British?
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I have always admired the British.
You are out of questions
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but your quest has just begun.
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Who are you?
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I guess it's true what they
say about a camel's ass.
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I am hungry.
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Computer..Computer, come in.
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-y-y-yes, Xavier?
-Computer, I need sustenance to eat.
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-turn
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towards
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your
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left.
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Let me get, uh, two packs
of cigarettes before I go.
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-I gotta warn you, they say every cigarette
takes 17 minutes off your life.
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-Well hey, if I keep smoking
fast enough, I'll get younger
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-Shit, you're a bad, little boy.
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-Besides, they say every slice of bacon
takes 9 minutes off your life.
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I just chowed me down a year's worth.
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-Shoot, you're a naughty boy.
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I'd like to put your over my
knee and spank you some.
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-You keep your hands off him.
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His bottom
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is his personal, private place.
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-How long you been
standing there, you freak?
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-What are you, a Chinaman?
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-I wish I knew my self.
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-We don't cotton to strange Chinamen
with no sense of self,
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who stand secretly by
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for indeterminate amounts of time.
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Gonna put you in a world of hurt.
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Take that, taste the pain.
Take that, taste the pain.
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Take, take, take, take
-Whoo boi!
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See that basket of fries over there?
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Well, it looks like this week Xavier's
got hisself a basket of pain.
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-Stop the talking!
-Whoo boi!
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-Look! There's been a significant discovery
at an archaeological dig.
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-Here to announce that we have discovered
the oldest cave drawing known to man.
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The figure is a rather ugly creature,
possibly a Chinaman of some sort.
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-Is this finally the clue
to my mysterious origins?
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-Yes, we're going to look closer,
to look deeper for hidden meaning
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-Gentlemen, I've got to take this, Gentlemen.
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-Looks like you and me is all alone.
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Now who's being naughty?
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Frittata! Barracade.
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Easy..
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Eeeasy!
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EEeasyyy..
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Computer, Analysis
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My
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computer
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is
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down.
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All I
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can tell
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you is-s-s:
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Analyzing
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the brush
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strokes
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on it
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I-I-I-It's
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forty-six
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thou-
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-sand
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nine
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h-h-h-h-h-
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-undred and
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thirty-nine
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years
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a-
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nd-d-d-d
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eight
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y-tw
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o
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days
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old.
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-I'm going to have to
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go back in time
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and find who did this painting
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and
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what
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it
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means,
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means,
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but how?
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-Every cigarette takes
17 minutes off your life.
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-Every slice of bacon takes
9 minutes off your life.
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-Every cigarette takes
17 minutes off your life.
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-Every slice of bacon takes
9 minutes off your life.
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-Can you dumb it down a notch?
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-If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough,
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you can go back in time.
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-Oooh, you are a bad, bad boy.
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-Sayonara,
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-Ooh,
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Ooga booga.
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Nimgok look goood.
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-You leave that bicep alone,
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That's your
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personal, private place.
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-Ooga booga, how long
you stand there, freak?
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You some kinda ooga booga Chinaman?
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Me put you in world of hurt.
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Take that, ooga booga,
taste the pain
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-Whoo boi! order up. Old Xavier's got
another basket of pain fries on his plate
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and the emotional ketchup is
a blubbering wail of tears.
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I'm not crying, I've just got
something in my eye, just tears.
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Why are you crying?
-Why you crying?
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-What's that bruise on your face?
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-Ooga booga, what bruise on your face?
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I just fell down..the cave stairs.
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Ooga booga, me fell down cave stairs.
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I may stink like cock
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but I'm no spring chicken.
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Is it a husband? boyfriend?
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gal pal?
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What's the matter, pussy got your tongue?
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-Maybe.
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It my husband. He only does 'cause he
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love me.
-No,
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That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
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Maybe he does it because you're stupid.
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-Maybe.
-Well, if that's love,
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then I'd like to make some love to his mouth.
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-Maybe don't get him angry.
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-From now on, I'm your guardian.
I'll be standing right behind you
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and if he wants to get to me,
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he's gonna have to punch
his way through you first.
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-Maybe he do not mean to do it.
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-Looks like he's done over twelve-
hundred dollars worth of damage.
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Far as I know, you were pretty
before all of this started.
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Maybe..
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-Your quest is nearly complete.
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The answer of your origin is nigh.
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s-a-n-d- - -m-a-d-n-e-s-s
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But can madness hold the truth?
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Come, enter into
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the world of hurt
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-What is this place?
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-This land is the physical manifestation
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of brute, inarticulate rage.
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-Yeah, no doi.
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-That is the peak of disappointment.
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and those are the nerve worms.
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They're consuming the carcass
of your contentment.
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-You did this to me.
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-This is the beach of unbearable facts.
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-Your body stinks like egg.
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-And this is the forest of Daddy's fist.
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-Ow! Daddy!
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No, Daddy!
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-You wanted to know from
whence you came.
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If you dare, gaze into the
lake of torturous truth.
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This is your mother
the night you were conceived.
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-Hey everybody, let's get wasted tonight
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and party!
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Who wants more cherry wine?
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-No, you're lying. This is a lie!
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Let me out of here!
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Yoohoo, let me out of here
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-Yowch!
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-Ooga booga, me think me
hear wife in me cave
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with 'nother man.
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-Go on, I no longer fear your pain fries
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-Whoo boi!
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-for in pain, I've found the truth.
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and even though pain hurts,
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you need to confront pain
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if you want to transcend the crushing pain
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of you inner pain
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-Nimgok want escape crushing
inner pain, ooga booga.
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-Well, look inside yourself.
Why do you hurt people?
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-'Cause Nimgok strong,
ooga booga, Nimgok tough.
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-But why do you feel the need to be tough?
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-'Cause if me let me guard
down, ooga booga,
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I guess me vulnerable to get hurt meself.
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-Go on.
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-Ooga booga, maybe Nimgok fight because
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when Nimgok punch someone, ooga booga,
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Nimgok get to touch someone.
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Me only hit you 'cause Nimgok love you.
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-Now that's the smartest thing I ever heard.
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If you're so tough, take up this
feather and write what you feel.
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That's right, keep going.
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3..
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2..
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1..
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Now, what do you have?
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Me used to use violence,
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ooga booga, as me protective
shell, ooga booga.
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but now me stow me fists for flight of life,
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ooga booga, and let me
heart scream and yell.
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Jazz
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Me let me spirit soar.
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Me let me soul glide and shine.
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-You just got in touch with
someone very special.
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-Who? Who? Me kill him.
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-Yourself.
-Booya!
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You done so much for Nimgok.
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You give Nimgok psycho
spiritual breakthrough.
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What can Nimgok do for you?
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-I'm looking for a painting on the cave walls.
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Have you seen it?
It looks like this:
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-Yeah, you just make painting.
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Ooga booga.
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Xavier
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my datas
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show that
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y-y-y-you
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did
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the
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drawing
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yourself.
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-You figured that out right after
numb-nutted neander-balls.
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Now, get me back home.
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-The
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bacon
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is
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still in
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your system.
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If you
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get it out,
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y-y-you might
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be able
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to
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go
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back.
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He's a witch!
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Get him!
-I'd better get the hell out of here!
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I just spent American money on a Nagel print.
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Patrick Nagel just died.
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Oh no,
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It looks like I went a little too far.
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Perhaps there is truth in sand madness.
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s-a-n-d- - -m-a-d-n-e-s-s
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f-e-e-d - m-e
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I'm not going to make that mistake again.
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w-i-l-l - y-o-u - f-e-e-d - m-e-?
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c-o-m-e - c-l-o-s-e-r
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c-o-m-e - c-l-o-s-e-r
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BYE
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