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You're who you are today
because of your addiction.
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It's taught you compassion
and forgiveness.
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Those are the things
that I like about you.
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CLAIRE: You having a bad day?
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Typical day.
I got another rejection.
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LOUDERMILK:
Lizzie, you blew my mind at Sounds and Grounds.
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You're fucking great.
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You gotta get back out there.
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Another vodka double,
on the double.
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I'm not mad at all,
but we have to go, okay? Let's go.
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[RELAXED MUSIC]
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♪ Froggy went a-courtin'
and he did ride
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♪ With a bib and a bottle
of milk for Clyde
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♪ And your brother's home now, so I'll stop singing
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♪ Mm-mm ♪
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Where have you been?
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What?Where have you been?
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You didn't come home
last night,
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you never called,
so what the heck?
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Are you serious?
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I was having
a very nice time with Lizzie Poole
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and it went... Long.
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Oh. Well, I would
appreciate a heads-up
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the next time you decide
to "go long."
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I was worried sick all night.
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Okay, sorry, honey.
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What's Clyde doing here?
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Annette dropped him off,
said she'd be downtown for a few hours.
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Just like that?
No fucking warning?
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[KNOCKING]Oh, my God, Sam.
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You've gotta stop swearing
in front of the kid, okay?
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His brain's developing.
He's absorbing everything.
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[ZOMBIE-LIKE MOANING][SCREAMS]
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Fuck this!
Fart, balls, shit!
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[LAUGHING]
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Did I tell you?
Did I not tell you?
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Oh, man, priceless!
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What the fuck, man?
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I'll explain later.
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But he's not...
Wait, explain late... You knew!
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You knew
and you didn't tell me?
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Turd-fuck!
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Well, I was hoping
he'd go away.
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Dad, what are you
doing here?
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I thought about
everything you said.
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[BABY COOING]And you were right.
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It's time I stepped up
and did the right thing for a change,
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for the sake of everyone.
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Okay.Well, it all starts today.
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Honey, come on in.
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[LAUGHS]
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We're married!What?
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Can you believe it?
We really did it.
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Isn't that great, huh?
I made an honest woman out of her.
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Oh, Jack![BABY COOS]
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There he is.
There's my little boy.
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It's both
of your little boys!
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Oh, and by the way,
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I don't want you to think
that you need to call me Mom.
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I don't.
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Fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Clyde's first word!
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S
STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYS]
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♪ ♪
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I can't believe
you're mad at me.
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I thought you'd be proud!
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You're the one that
told me to marry her!
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When?
When did I say that?
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You said I should do
the right thing.
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This is not
the right thing!
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Marrying her?
Taking care of my kid?
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Manning up?
That's not the right thing?
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You could've manned up.
You didn't have to marry her.
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Wow. I'll never understand
you fucking millennials.
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I'm not a millennial.
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Your wife might be.
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Well, you sound like one,
you whiny prick!
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What do I have to do
to please you?
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Dad, you can't
possibly believe
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that this is gonna
work out.
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Why not?Because you don't know her.
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I knew your mother
very well,
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and that didn't
stand a chance.
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Bullshit. You knew her
for two months.
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But that was a rugged
two months.
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Uh-huh.
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She was throwing up
every morning,
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her father wanted to kill me,
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we were arguing about
whether we should keep it,
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I was flat broke.
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Why, who didn't want
to keep it?
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Oh, stop it.
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I didn't even know you then!
If I did, I wouldn't have thought twice about it.
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Besides, do you know how many
marriages in India
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start with two people
who don't know each other?
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Those work out!
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Okay.
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I see what you're doing.What?
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You're taking
the easy way out.
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You're doing this because
you have nowhere to go if you don't marry her.
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You disgust me!
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In what world is living
in an apartment with three whiny kids
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and a flaky waitress
taking the easy way out?
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I'm taking the hard way.
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Mm-hmm.Look.
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I'm trying to be
a better person here,
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and if you got a problem
with that,
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well, that's on you,
buddy boy.
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That's on you.
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Is everything okay?
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[ZOMBIE-LIKE MOANING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[LAUGHS]
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Twice in one day!
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♪ ♪
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I...
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I fucked up.
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I really fucked up.
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I ruined everything.
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You wanna tell us
what happened?
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There's a demon
living inside of me,
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and every time
anything good happens to me,
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he comes out,
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and takes a shit
on everything.
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And he smears it on me,
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and he smears it on anybody
that's close to me,
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until I'm destroyed,
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and then he...
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He goes back inside.
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To wait.
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LOUDERMILK: Wow.
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Well.
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That's the fight, guys.
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You have to keep
your guard up all the time.
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And I know that sometimes,
we get sick of hearing that,
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or we feel like
we're stronger than that,
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or that we'll be fine,
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'cause that's all
behind us now,
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but that's not the truth
of being an addict.
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The truth is,
when we're sober,
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our disease is out
doing fucking pushups in the parking lot.
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And we don't know when,
you don't know why,
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you don't know what,
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that fucking snake will come
crawling back into your life
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just like that.
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I'm quitting.
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Good.No, I'm quitting the group.
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Mugsy...You stop talking.
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I've... I've been coming
in here for years,
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and it is not working.
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It's working.
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You've had great years,
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and a couple of bad nights.
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I can't afford
any more bad nights!
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I need help!
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And the help
that I'm getting in here
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is not the kind of help
that's helping!
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It's helping!
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Just the fact that you're here
today after that slip,
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that takes fucking balls.
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Yeah, that's your advice?
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That's your
fucking advice?
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I am so sick of coming
into these meetings
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and fucking up.
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And then I come in again,
and I fuck up.
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And then I come in again,
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and then I gotta
listen to you
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do some self-help quote
that does nothing.
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I am tired of it.
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All right,
so don't listen to me.
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You don't have to
listen to me,
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but you do have to figure out
what works for you.
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You don't fucking get it!
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Nothing... Nothing
fucking works for me!
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Mugs.
Mugs, come on, man.
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Mugsy!LOUDERMILK:
Hey, Stevie, Stevie.
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Let him go.
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[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Hey.Hey.
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Do you have any rejuvenating
grapefruit body scrub?
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Yes, of course we do,
but right now's not a good time, Claire.
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I have some
appointments.Appointments?
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Yeah, I'm...
[CLEARS THROAT]
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Interviewing some
potential roommates.
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Oh.I just...
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I figure with Loudermilk
shacking up with Lizzie on the regular,
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it's probably just
a matter of time
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until he bails on me
and I'm left covering the nut
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for this entire place
on my own.
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The nut?
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It's a real estate term.
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Yeah, I don't think it is.
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It is.
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So you have a potential
roommate lined up already?
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Yeah, yeah, I got
a few quality prospects
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coming by
this afternoon.
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Well, why don't I stay?
I can help you interview them.
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Oh, thanks,
that's nice of you,
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but I don't know
if you know what to look for
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in a good roommate.
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I lived with you
and Loudermilk.
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Exactly.[KNOCKING]
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Oh. Okay.
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[UNDER BREATH]
Motherfucker.
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Hey, what's up?
You must be my 12:15.
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Oh, you.
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You know, those stairs
could be a bit of an issue.
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No elevator?No, no.
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As I clearly stated
on the phone, it's a walkup, so.
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You think you could
put one in?
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An elevator?
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You'd want an elevator put in
for your shopping cart?
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Yeah, if it's not
too much trouble.
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It doesn't have to be
an Otis elevator.
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I actually prefer
the lesser-known Dover.
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Well, you know...
Okay, well,
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I'll run that past
the landlord.
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Ah, ah, ah.
You're good.
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You're fine right there.
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May I have the name
of your current employer please?
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[LAUGHS]
Let's not play games.
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You know I'm self-employed.
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I do windshields.
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It's a pretty solid,
recession-proof business.
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Oh, and I got a little
side hustle.
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I'm selling homemade
hubcap clocks on Etsy.
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Oh.
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Killing it.
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Sure you are,
sure you are.
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Would you consider yourself
to be a Neat Nelly
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or a Messy Marvin...
We can skip that one.[SQUEAKING]
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Contact information
for your current landlord, that's not applicable here.
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What is that sound?Oh.
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You allow pets, right?
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I think we're done here.
Thank you very much for coming by.
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Everything's in order.
I'll give you a shout.
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All right.Okay.
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Thank you.
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How's the ticker feeling,
by the way?
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Oh, good, thanks to you,
I guess.
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Yeah, you guess?
All right.
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I can see this is gonna be
a tough decision.
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LIZZIE: So who cares
about the rejections?
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Everybody gets them.
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Well, it's up
to eight now.
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Starting to
run out of places to send the book to.
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Jonathan Swift said,
"When a true genius
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"appears in this world,
you will know him by this sign:
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"that the dunces are all
in confederacy against him."
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Right.
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That's where the
Confederacy of Dunces title comes from.
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Yeah, which also took forever
to get published,
255
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,835
which won the Pulitzer.
256
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,150
Hmm, which would be
an inspiring story
257
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,757
if the author
didn't commit suicide before it was published.
258
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,278
You're pretty shitty
at pillow talk.
259
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,892
Oh, hey, I'm shitty
at a lot of things.
260
00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,854
I'm shitty at knitting.
261
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:38,032
Everybody's shitty
at knitting.
262
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,728
I'm shitty
at making omelets.
263
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,336
I'm shitty
at parallel parking.
264
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,026
I'm shitty
at writing cursive.
265
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,213
We're super shitty together.
266
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,819
Definitely.
We should get married.
267
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,036
That was a...
That was a shitty joke.
268
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:54,611
I know.
269
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,960
Oh, I have news!
270
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,400
I have a show
on Saturday night
271
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,916
with Felix and his band
at University Hall.
272
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,751
You're playing Uni Hall?
273
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,229
How'd that happen
so fast?
274
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,838
I guess they had
a cancellation,
275
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,879
and Felix called and said
that I was back playing,
276
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,154
and they jumped at it.
277
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,667
Well, yeah, 'cause they're
lucky to have you.
278
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,671
That's great.
279
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,679
Also,
280
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,546
I'm moving.
281
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:20,768
To LA.
282
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,774
That's... Uh, oh.
283
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:28,341
Why LA, though?
I mean, LA's horrible.
284
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,119
What's so horrible about LA?
285
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:32,564
Well, you know,
the constant sunshine,
286
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,611
and the beautiful people,
and the Bentleys.
287
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,607
I mean, just watch the video
for I Love L.A.,you know?
288
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,440
It's got it all.
289
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,398
Yeah, well, unfortunately,
290
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,437
that's where
my band lives now.
291
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,312
What about Felix?
292
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:48,324
He's great,
but he's his own band.
293
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,746
I need my guys back.
294
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,982
Yeah, of course...
Yeah, sure, that's...
295
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,677
That's great.
296
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,715
Everything's really
coming together for you.
297
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,806
[RELAXED MUSIC]
298
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,642
♪ ♪
299
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,119
That's, like,
the third person in a row
300
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:15,604
who's cut
the interview short.
301
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,214
Is it me?No, it's not you.
302
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,134
Yes, it is,
I see their faces drop
303
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,779
the second
they walk in here.
304
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,703
You know, I know
I'm not roommate material or whatever.
305
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,179
Yes, you are.
306
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:28,399
I mean,
you couch-surfed here forever,
307
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,179
and you didn't even
complain once.
308
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:34,879
And you make
good cereal.
309
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,236
And you have that really funny
spinach tattoo on your thigh.
310
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,501
No, that's an iguana.
311
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:43,848
An iguana?Mm-hmm.
312
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,590
I thought that was spinach.
313
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,640
Why would I have
a spinach tattoo on my thigh?
314
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:50,466
Same reason you have
an iguana.
315
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,595
You made a mistake?
316
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:55,817
Anyway, you're
not gonna need a new roommate.
317
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,248
Loudermilk's
not gonna move in with a woman.
318
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,694
He's too selfish.[SCOFFS]
319
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,561
Man, blowing me off
for a rock chick
320
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,873
is, like, the definition
of selfishness.
321
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,610
Oh, God.[KNOCKING]
322
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,090
Aw, now someone's
knocking at the door.
323
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,480
I don't wanna
open the door.
324
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,833
Kay, I'm gonna get it.
325
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,232
[SIGHS]
326
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,616
Hi.
327
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:18,932
New Guy?
328
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,318
Hello, Benjamin.
329
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,501
I'm here about
the roommate vacancy.
330
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,057
What are you doing here?
I thought you have a big, beautiful house.
331
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,504
I do, but I'm thinking of
selling while the market's up.
332
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,111
You know, this place
could potentially
333
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,371
be interesting to me
if the price is right.
334
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,994
I mean, it is close
to some of the things that are important to me,
335
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,506
like the church
and coffee shops,
336
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,640
and my girlfriend Louise...Ex-girlfriend.
337
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,432
That you're stalking.
338
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,427
You say stalking,
I say keeping in touch with.
339
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:42,909
What does she say?Stalking.
340
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:47,003
It's...
341
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,920
It's a little smaller
than I pictured.
342
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,435
Than you pictured...
What are you talking about?
343
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,698
You've been here
a bunch of times.
344
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,400
Shower or tub?Tub.
345
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,227
You literally
shit yourself in it once.
346
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,135
She doesn't live here,
does she?
347
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,581
No.I have a place
down the hall.
348
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,968
Okay, good, because I like
to walk around in the buff
349
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,932
when I'm unwinding
after a long day.
350
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,851
Mm. As do I.
351
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,590
Okay, well played,
Bobby Fischer.
352
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,811
Okay, neither of us
should ever be allowed to be nude.
353
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,161
Terrific. We're back
on the same page.
354
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:21,601
Okay, but all kidding aside,
I do have a serious request.
355
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,859
Do you mind if I eat
with my pants off?
356
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,343
Food just tastes
so much better
357
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,042
without the tyranny
of trousers.
358
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,560
I 100% agree, absolutely.
No problem.
359
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,744
As a matter of fact, I think
Bourdain wrote about that in one of his books.
360
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:35,921
Anthony Bourd...
Oh! Oh, okay.
361
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,568
[LAUGHING]
No, he never did that.
362
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:38,832
NEW GUY: You're gonna
be a funny roommate.
363
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,754
[BOTH LAUGHING]
364
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:41,839
♪ ♪
365
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,707
JACK: Sammy!
Hey, Sammy!
366
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,279
ANNETTE: Oh, look, Clyde!
There's your big brother.
367
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,847
Heads up, Sammy.
Dead man walking.
368
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,405
Power walking, actually.
369
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,892
Oh, my God, Jack,
you are so funny.
370
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,763
[BABY TALK]
Your dad is so funny!
371
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,554
Your dad is so funny.
372
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:58,808
You can't wear those.
373
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,860
What?The sombreros.
374
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,766
What are you talking about?It's cultural, it's...
375
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,031
I don't know,
it's not allowed.
376
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,303
It's a sun hat.
377
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,205
We're just getting in
our cardio.
378
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,210
It's very important
for circulation.
379
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,042
Yeah, and you know
what they say,
380
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,910
good on the track,
great in the sack.
381
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,352
Whoa, who says that?
382
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,828
Honey!
Sponge brain.
383
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,918
Aw, they know
how they got here.
384
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,828
Don't you, little buddy?
Oh, yeah.
385
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,532
One shot and pow.
Bull's-eye.
386
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,711
Just like the Death Star.
387
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,667
All right, that's a lovely
remembrance, Dad,
388
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,225
but the hats...
You gotta trust me on this, okay?
389
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,283
They're throwing kids
out of college for that shit.
390
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,539
People get mad.
391
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,761
What people?
392
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:36,069
Mexicans?
393
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,805
They get mad at us
for wearing these?
394
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,106
They sold them to us.
395
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,852
ANNETTE: We went to
a Mexican restaurant
396
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,252
for our one-week anniversary.
397
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,465
Besides, I get to decide
what goes on my head.
398
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:47,025
Well, good.
That's great.
399
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,953
I'm glad that
it's going well.
400
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,908
Going well?
401
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,206
It's fucking great.
402
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,872
She's great.
Just terrific.
403
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:57,125
I can't tell you
how happy I am that I took your advice.
404
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,130
It wasn't my advice.And you know what?
405
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,132
Her tits are bigger
than I remember, you notice that?
406
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,005
Yes, I paid for them.
407
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,176
Happy Father's Day.
408
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,361
And just my size.
409
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,746
What's just your size?
410
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,229
We're just
talking about...
411
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:12,279
Your knockers, honey.
I love them.
412
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:15,185
Honey, we better keep moving
or you'll be late for work.
413
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,021
Right.Wait, hold on.
414
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,149
You have a job?
415
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,411
Of course I do.
416
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:20,853
What kind of
a man would I be
417
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,629
if I didn't support my wife
and my little baby?
418
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:23,903
Well, you?
419
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:26,115
Your father is
the top salesman
420
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,285
at Cerrone's Auto Mart.
421
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,380
Well, not top,
but I'm working on it.
422
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,429
He's almost in the lead
for Salesman of the Week.
423
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,985
Really?
424
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,822
As of Wednesday.
I'm in fourth place.
425
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,949
Come on down, Sammy,
426
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,563
and I'll put you behind
the wheel of a sweet ride
427
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:43,743
that is as plush and luxurious
as it is eco-friendly.
428
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,611
Isn't he something?
He's like a game show.
429
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,223
Yes, he is,
430
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,923
except when you lose,
there's no parting gifts.
431
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,620
[COMEDIC MUSICAL FLOURISH]
432
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,319
BEN: You know,
433
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,186
this schedule is actually
shaping up pretty nicely.
434
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,448
On Monday nights,
we watch The Bachelorette,
435
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,411
Tuesdays, we take
a road trip to Flavortown
436
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,499
with Chef Guy Fieri,
437
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,538
and Wednesdays,
we have an appointment with Dr. Pimple Popper.
438
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,684
Oh, and anything
with Keith Morrison, okay?
439
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,676
Oh, well, yeah, sure,
I guess it would be nice
440
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,988
to add a hard-hitting
news program to the schedule.
441
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,155
It's a news magazine,
remember?
442
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,550
News magazine.
Touche.
443
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,383
Very different things.[KNOCKING]
444
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,771
Yeah, they're two
different things... 'Scuse me.
445
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,132
Hey, Kung Pao chicken?Nope, that's not us.
446
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,166
No, that's me.
447
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,044
Yes, it is.
Thank you.
448
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,443
Cheers.
Thanks, man.
449
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,312
Hey, you have
any chopsticks?
450
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:36,143
♪ ♪
451
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,492
Has anyone
heard from Mugsy?
452
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,622
No.
453
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,840
Can we do anything?
454
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,634
I mean,
he's gonna fall apart on his own.
455
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,808
Well, you know that saying,
you can lead a horse to water,
456
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:51,065
but you still
need a stepladder to fuck it in the ass.
457
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,200
What?
458
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,721
Ed's right.
459
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,384
I mean, I don't know
about the ladder part,
460
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,768
but you can't
make somebody go to a meeting
461
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:58,822
if they don't wanna go.
462
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,776
We're not him, so.
463
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:06,167
Who has something
they wanna share?
464
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,612
NEW GUY:
Well, I'd like to go.
465
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:08,998
Loudermilk, what are
the chances of you
466
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,260
changing apartments
in the very near future?
467
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,534
Like, say,
by this weekend?
468
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,566
What?
469
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,141
Don't play
games with me!
470
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,268
You know you've been
shacking up with that shiksa!
471
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,930
That doesn't
mean I'm moving.
472
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,405
Okay, well,
what does it mean?
473
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,705
'Cause, you know,
I don't know.
474
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,061
You never talk
to me about it.
475
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,980
About what?See, this is what he does.
476
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,665
About whether
you're moving!
477
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,282
Who said I was move...
478
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,113
Yeah, I'm not doing this.
479
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,981
Okay, somebody else,
kick it off.
480
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,382
Come on.
481
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,635
I have a question.
482
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,027
Yeah, what
do you got?
483
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,639
Are you never
going to tell them?
484
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,688
Okay, um...
485
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,389
I have some other news.
486
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:53,484
My father married
Clyde's mother.
487
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,400
Ah, they were married
and you didn't know.
488
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,826
And now she's after you
for the inheritance cash.
489
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:02,053
There's no
inheritance cash, okay?
490
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,453
My father's
not the kind of guy that would have...
491
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,317
No, he wouldn't even
think to have
492
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,279
inheritance cash
to leave behind, but no.
493
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,107
Would you just tell them?
494
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:12,015
Loudermilk's father
isn't dead.
495
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,590
The fuck's she saying?
496
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,067
Guy's alive.
497
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,936
Scared the dog poop
out of me, by the way.
498
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,638
Okay, turns out
he's not...
499
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,065
He didn't die.
500
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,121
Well, then,
who the fuck died?
501
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,772
I think nobody.
502
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,212
What the fuck?
There was a funeral.
503
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,078
With a fucking jar.
504
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,949
I don't know,
he faked the whole thing
505
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,481
to get out of
raising his kid, I don't know.
506
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:35,475
Whoa, this guy makes
me feel not so bad about myself.
507
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,698
And then
he changed his mind and he came back
508
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,568
and asked Annette
to marry him.
509
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:42,959
Ha, and she agreed
to marry this lying motherfucker?
510
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,794
Yes.Oh, goddamn.
511
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,142
LOUDERMILK: Hey.TONY: Hey.
512
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,101
Hey, man!
Welcome back.
513
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:50,319
No, no, no, no. I'm...
514
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,759
I'm not back.
515
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,665
No? Well...
516
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,330
I'm just here
to get my mug.
517
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,715
Careful, it's got
a hole in it.
518
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,294
That's
a good one, Tony.
519
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:04,197
You sure we can't
pull you up a chair?
520
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,383
No. No, no, no.
521
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,991
I'm good, man.
522
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,781
I just came to get this.
523
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,775
Don't go!
524
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,647
Mugsy, what the fuck's
wrong with you?
525
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,039
You've come so far.
Why are you quitting now?
526
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:22,740
Look, you're a huge part
of this group.
527
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:24,924
We need you.
528
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,577
Nobody here
529
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,624
needs any of
the kind of help that I can give.
530
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,186
Mugsy.
531
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,893
You walk out that door,
you're looking at three things.
532
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:43,501
The hospital, handcuffs,
or the cemetery.
533
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:44,853
And that's
the fucking truth.
534
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:49,067
Your kids
still love you.
535
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:51,293
You know, sure,
maybe they're mad at you right now,
536
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,343
but they still
love you.
537
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,859
If they didn't, you know...
538
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:57,732
None of this
would fucking matter.
539
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:02,224
I know 'cause I went
through the same thing with my kids.
540
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:05,387
Then how come everything
that I do for them
541
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,567
causes them pain?
542
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,180
Mugsy,
543
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:16,057
you can't hurt someone
unless they love you,
544
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:17,187
and they do.
545
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:23,106
[SOFTLY SOBBING]
546
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:25,807
I don't fucking know.CLAIRE: Mugsy, please.
547
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,286
Please.
548
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,976
I don't know.Please.
549
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,643
[SOBBING]
550
00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:34,155
I don't know.
551
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,603
♪ ♪
552
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:45,570
CLAIRE: Hey.
553
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:46,825
Hey.
554
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,217
'Sup?
555
00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:49,399
Not much.
556
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:50,735
You need help setting up?
557
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,354
No, I got it.
558
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:58,753
You know, I never did
thank you for being there
559
00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:00,623
after Ryan dumped me.
560
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:03,628
No problem.
561
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:06,366
I'm serious, you didn't have
to try to make me feel better.
562
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:10,941
Well, I meant
everything I said.
563
00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:13,513
I know.
564
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,340
[LAUGHING]
It's not a big deal, that's...
565
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,897
That's what friends
are for, right?
566
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:26,041
Good luck tonight.
567
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,173
Hey, you're still not
back in the band.
568
00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:32,655
[SCOFFS]
569
00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:35,565
[RELAXED MUSIC]
570
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,791
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
571
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:50,755
Hey, everybody.
572
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,890
It's been a long time.
573
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,680
Thank you so much
for coming out tonight.
574
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,940
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
575
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:07,474
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
576
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:10,433
♪ ♪
577
00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:22,662
♪ I turned my back,
you were gone in a flash
578
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:25,882
♪ Like you always do
579
00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:29,892
♪ You've always gone
580
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:34,716
♪ Off somewhere else
581
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,677
♪ So when the phone rang,
and I thought it was you
582
00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:38,626
♪ And I sprung like a kid
who just got out of school
583
00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:42,334
♪ But it's almost
584
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:46,953
♪ Always never you
585
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:49,647
♪ Never you
586
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:51,205
♪ I scream
587
00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:56,698
♪ Like a child
588
00:23:56,696 --> 00:24:00,696
♪ My insides
589
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:05,660
♪ Went wild
590
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:08,491
♪ When I'm alone with you
591
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:13,320
♪ You make me feel
592
00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:15,931
♪ When I'm alone with you
593
00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:21,022
♪ You are the one
594
00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:23,774
♪ When I'm alone with you
595
00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:26,026
♪ You make me feel
596
00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:29,079
♪ Yeah, you make me feel
597
00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:31,686
♪ When I'm alone with you
598
00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:36,517
♪ You are the one
599
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:40,128
♪ Oh
600
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,700
♪ Oh, whoa
601
00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:44,657
♪ Ah, yeah
602
00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:46,047
♪ Oh
603
00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:52,099
♪ When I'm alone ♪
604
00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:54,449
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
605
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,462
I mean, LA's
not gonna know what hit it.
606
00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:10,033
I don't know
how to thank you.
607
00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:11,770
For what?
608
00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:13,731
For giving me my life back?
609
00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:15,209
Ah, that was all you.
610
00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:19,039
You lit a fire under me
and made me change,
611
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:21,609
and got me thinking,
you know, life is too short.
612
00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:23,257
You only live once.
613
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,390
Unless you're my dad.
614
00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:26,132
Hmm?Ah, nothing.
615
00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:28,483
You were on the verge
of making a point?
616
00:25:28,483 --> 00:25:31,833
Do you ever think about
making a change?
617
00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,714
Might be good
for your frame of mind.
618
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,010
Go where?
619
00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:38,447
LA?
620
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:42,538
I could use
a road trip buddy.
621
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:51,459
Are you asking me
to come with you?
622
00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:54,552
When's the last time
you took a leap of faith?
623
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,212
Yeah, it's been a while.
624
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,170
Well?
625
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:12,827
I can't.
626
00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:16,527
I have people here
who need me.
627
00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:21,323
Well,
628
00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:24,886
I need you
629
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:27,667
to maybe come and help me
pack up my place tonight?
630
00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:32,724
I don't know.
631
00:26:32,721 --> 00:26:34,241
Might just make
everything harder.
632
00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:38,903
Ah, fuck it.
633
00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:40,951
Let's go have
a proper good-bye.
634
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:42,857
[RELAXED MUSIC]
635
00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:45,652
♪ ♪
636
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,998
BEN: Oh-ho!
637
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,610
You dirty dog, you.
638
00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:56,956
Uh...
639
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,787
Do you wanna
explain this?
640
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,533
Explain what?
We're eating breakfast.
641
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,489
Hey, Loudermilk.Hey.
642
00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:07,103
[PHONE RINGING]
643
00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:10,982
[PHONE BEEPS]
644
00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:13,587
You're not gonna
answer that?
645
00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:15,498
It's not like
a ton of people call you.
646
00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:17,243
No, it's no one I know,
647
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:19,164
and if it's important,
they'll call back.
648
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:21,941
[PHONE RINGING]
649
00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:24,564
Oh, someone's popular.
650
00:27:24,555 --> 00:27:26,115
CLAIRE: Maybe
you should answer it.
651
00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:29,084
Why?
It's a New York number.
652
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:31,082
It's probably a robocall.
653
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:32,744
You don't know anyone
in New York?
654
00:27:33,564 --> 00:27:34,834
Spider-Man?
655
00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:36,697
[PHONE RINGING]
656
00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:42,140
Hello?
657
00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:46,525
Yeah?
658
00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:47,934
Yeah, this is him.
659
00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:55,203
Okay.
660
00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:58,676
Yeah, talk to you soon.
661
00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:04,639
That was just random.
662
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,474
Who was it?
663
00:28:07,468 --> 00:28:09,728
Random House.
Random House.
664
00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:12,166
What did they say?
665
00:28:16,303 --> 00:28:18,043
They wanna
publish my book.
666
00:28:19,828 --> 00:28:21,658
[FOXYGEN'S
THE THING ISPLAYING]
667
00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:25,656
♪ Hey, hey, hey, now
668
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,620
♪ Whoo!
669
00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:29,058
♪ Yeah
670
00:28:34,016 --> 00:28:35,016
♪ Uh
671
00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:38,243
♪ Well, I'm so bad
672
00:28:38,238 --> 00:28:42,108
♪ I must be wanted
by the FBI
673
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,461
♪ Yeah
674
00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:50,421
♪ I'm an America's-top-ten
most-wanted-list type of guy
675
00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:52,084
♪ Yeah, 'cause
676
00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:53,858
♪ I'm just cool
like that, yeah
677
00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:58,742
♪ Yeah, I'm a winner
678
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:02,607
♪ I'm a winner and you know
that it's true, yeah
679
00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:04,260
♪ Yeah, I'm a winner
680
00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:06,754
♪ Five piece chicken dinner
681
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:10,355
♪ Yeah, I'm a winner,
and you know that it's true
682
00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:12,747
♪ But the thing is
683
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,751
♪ It's never... ♪
684
00:29:13,801 --> 00:29:18,351
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