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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:05,175 This one is for you, Claire. 2 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,267 You gave me Roger's. 3 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:10,709 Oh, why have I got feet for hands? 4 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:12,706 I thought you do have feet for hands. 5 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,878 Ben, you haven't said anything in a while. 6 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:17,764 I-I just finished every episode of Buddy N' Andy, 7 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:19,366 so I'm pretty proud of that. 8 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:21,057 And I've been playing some video poker, 9 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:22,984 and, uh... Oh, the food truck. 10 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:25,939 "Does not meet our current publishing needs." 11 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:28,028 You don't know what fucking publishing needs. 12 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,548 It's why the industry's dying. 13 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:33,512 [SOFT MUSIC] 14 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:35,771 ♪ ♪ 15 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:38,165 This is amazing. 16 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,298 You should do this for a living. 17 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:42,740 [SNORTS AND LAUGHS] 18 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:43,908 [CHUCKLES] 19 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:45,353 Oh, come on. 20 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:47,129 You're not gonna give it up for that Maserati? 21 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,314 I call witty gems Maseratis. 22 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,790 Mm.That wasn't even a Kia. 23 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:53,009 Hey, it was more than a Kia. [SCOFFS] 24 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:55,359 For what? All you did was say that he should do 25 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,619 what he does for a living, which he does. 26 00:00:57,622 --> 00:00:59,972 Yeah. Isn't it ironic? 27 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:01,802 No. 28 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,670 You and Alanis Morissette need to go in on a dictionary. 29 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,372 Okay, okay. Get off of Claire's back. 30 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,849 This dinner, in large part, is in honor of her 31 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:10,160 because she's getting an award at her college, aren't ya, 32 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:11,377 for a doodling contest. 33 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,245 Oh, I don't doodle. I do portraitures. 34 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:14,807 Again, you need a dictionary. 35 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:16,123 That's not a word. 36 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:17,509 Uh, artists use it. 37 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,692 It's "portrait" with "ure" at the end. 38 00:01:19,688 --> 00:01:23,208 No, it's "d" with "umb" at the end. 39 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:26,003 You know, I should say we're not just honoring Claire. 40 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:27,518 I, uh... 41 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:28,872 I made it to the finals. 42 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:31,215 Finals of what? 43 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:32,401 Oh, that's right. I didn't tell you. 44 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:33,746 Promise not to mock me? 45 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:34,955 I promise. 46 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:36,664 Video poker tournament. 47 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,231 [SNORTS] What? 48 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:39,878 You just promised. 49 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,412 Oh, come on. You were gonna tell me anyway. 50 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:43,665 I'm just speeding the process along. 51 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,058 Well, I think it's great, Ben. 52 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:46,191 Congratulations. 53 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,413 Thank you very much. 54 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,152 You know, it turns out, I was one of the top players over the last couple months, 55 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,893 so I racked up a bunch of points on my player's card. 56 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:53,644 So, what, you've been going to a casino? 57 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,455 CLAIRE: He's made some money lately. 58 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,293 He can do whatever the fuck he wants with it. 59 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:58,811 I'm just trying to be the voice of reason over here, 60 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:00,214 'cause every time you have a good thing going, 61 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:01,857 you have to sabotage it. 62 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:04,080 Shouldn't be giving your money to a fucking casino. 63 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,600 Oh, okay. 64 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,393 Well, by the way, I win sometimes too, so... 65 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:08,738 Well, sure, you win sometimes. 66 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,167 They're gonna let you win sometimes 67 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:12,133 so you'll keep playing and lose. 68 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,832 Also, you know, 69 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:15,959 going to a casino, that's just like going to a bar. 70 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:17,141 What are you talking about? 71 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,697 Well, there's free booze everywhere. 72 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:20,493 What bar do you know that gives away free booze? 73 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,448 And by the way, you know what? It's not exactly free. 74 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:24,056 You still gotta tip a couple chips. 75 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:26,446 Well, it's not the casino chips I'm worried about, okay? 76 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:27,840 It's your sobriety chip, 77 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:29,283 'cause you gotta be careful with that. 78 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:30,849 Okay, great. 79 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:32,196 I make a nice meal, we're trying to celebrate, 80 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:33,755 and you gotta shit all over it. Cool. 81 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,067 [SIGHS] 82 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,419 You're right. 83 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:39,899 I'm sorry. 84 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,988 Congratulations on your dumb-ass drawing 85 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:44,767 and your stupid fucking video poker tournament. 86 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:47,043 There. Was that so hard? 87 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:51,821 [FRANZ FERDINAND'S STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYS] 88 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:54,573 ♪ ♪ 89 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,709 So anyway, Louise hasn't been answering 90 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:06,225 any of my calls, texts, or pages. 91 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,539 She still has a pager? 92 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,406 Yeah, I got her one for emergencies, 93 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:12,797 you know, in case she's not answering my calls or texts. 94 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:14,021 What's a pager? 95 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:18,717 Uh, yeah, before phones were cellular, 96 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,940 we used to have these sardine can-sized devices 97 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,290 that we carried around to let you know 98 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,600 when people were trying to reach you. 99 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:26,855 Oh, and then you text them back? 100 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:29,908 Nah, you could only get numbers, that's it. 101 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:32,205 If you could get numbers, why couldn't you get letters? 102 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,822 'Cause we were all fuckin' idiots. 103 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:35,002 Is that what you want to hear? 104 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,607 Hey, man, take it easy. I'm just... 105 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:39,477 All right, I'm sorry. I'm just... 106 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:40,790 I'm pissed off. 107 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:42,265 Why? What's going on? 108 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:46,525 I saw an ad for a robot vacuum cleaner, 109 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,790 and I'm like, "I thought of that." 110 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,843 No, man, they had that back on The Jetsons. 111 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:52,139 That's when I thought of it. 112 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:54,104 I was like, "Somebody should make that." 113 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:58,023 Cry me a river. I invented the first-ever selfie stick. 114 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,850 How did you come... Okay, that makes sense. 115 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:02,328 Yeah, I called it the Roger Rod. 116 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:03,589 [CHUCKLES] 117 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:04,901 I should've patented it, I guess. 118 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,156 But I just didn't think that anybody else 119 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:07,808 would be interested, honestly. 120 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:10,082 I also invented the trombone stick, 121 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:11,595 the hitchhiking stick, 122 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:12,859 the ass-wiping... 123 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:14,821 Sticks, we get it, okay. I have a share. 124 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,599 Hey, no. Roger's not done talking yet. 125 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:19,654 I just made the finals 126 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:22,040 of a video poker tournament. 127 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:23,224 STEVIE: Holy shit, man.Whoo! 128 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,309 That's fucking awesome, man. 129 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,347 Mazel fuckin' tov, yeah. 130 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,363 Thank you very much, everyone. 131 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,135 You know, it does my heart a lot of good 132 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:31,839 to hear all them "attaboys" 133 00:04:31,836 --> 00:04:35,316 because the asshole that I live with trivialized it. 134 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:38,058 I didn't trivialize it. I said it was stupid and dangerous. 135 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:41,500 Hey, making the finals in anything is a big deal, even the WNBA. 136 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:43,498 Hey, hey. That's sexist, Tony. 137 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,460 No worries, Tony. I take no offense. 138 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:46,939 Thank you very much. 139 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:49,678 I don't know. I think I agree with Loudermilk. 140 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,120 Gambling is bad. 141 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:52,196 You own a casino. 142 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,774 Well, my tribe does. 143 00:04:53,771 --> 00:04:56,861 I'm only responsible for the buffet, and... And... 144 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:59,861 Sometimes I see a lot of sad faces at that buffet. 145 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:02,084 Maybe the food sucks.Not a chance. 146 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:05,044 We have the best chicken a la king in Washington State. 147 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:08,573 Hey, maybe we could go to the tournament. 148 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:12,529 Wow. That would be so supportive. 149 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:15,529 Well, where is it?Tukwila. 150 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:18,102 Ooh, that sounds exotic. 151 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,490 We should all book tickets. 152 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,933 No, no, it's actually only 16 miles from here. 153 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:24,320 No fuckin' way. I think I've been there. 154 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,764 How weird is that? 155 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:29,070 It's not weird. It's only 16 miles away. 156 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,897 There's, like, four or five casinos there. 157 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:32,065 It's like Vegas, man. 158 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:33,200 Do they have whores?MUGSY: Ed... 159 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:34,812 Ladies of the evening. 160 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,072 Right, right. 161 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,644 Edward, please. This is a classy place. 162 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:39,161 It's gonna be crawling with hookers. 163 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:40,474 [ED LAUGHS] 164 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:41,780 Wow, this is exciting shit, man. 165 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:43,816 It's gonna be like our very own Hangover. 166 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:47,001 Okay, Hangoverwas about a bunch of guys getting blackout drunk. 167 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:49,648 Do none of you cretins see the problem with this? 168 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:51,393 Well, actually, the underlying story 169 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,884 was about the bonds of friendship. 170 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,915 Right, so it'll be like Hangoverwithout the drinking. 171 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,531 I think you just described hell. 172 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,662 Okay, you know what? Cisco, don't even listen to him. 173 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:02,974 Guy just wants to piss on everyone's parade. 174 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:06,321 What parade? You're in a video poker tournament. 175 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,022 It just means that you've blown enough money 176 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:09,369 that they're inviting you back 177 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,239 to the loser playoffs to blow more. 178 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,940 Okay, dude, when are you gonna admit that you've hit a bad streak 179 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:15,718 and just don't want to see anyone else triumph? 180 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:17,123 [CHUCKLING] Bad streak. 181 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,195 That implies that Loudermilk has good streaks. 182 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,904 BEN: Yeah, well, this one's worse than normal. 183 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,772 First he finds out he has a baby brother, 184 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:25,523 then Lizzie Poole reminds him what a box of negativity he is, 185 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:28,255 then he finally finishes his book, and any bites? 186 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:29,907 No, just a bunch of rejection letters. 187 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:32,351 Oh, you know what? Fuck off. 188 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:34,308 Hey, could you two lovebirds take the spat back to the nest? 189 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:36,176 We're trying to plan a fuckin' road trip here. 190 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:37,568 [ED CHUCKLES]Road trip? 191 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,661 It's 16 miles away from here. 192 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:41,490 Fuck yeah, road trip. 193 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:44,188 Let's all pile in and go in my van! 194 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:46,616 [CHEERS AND LAUGHTER] 195 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:49,583 [DOWNBEAT ROCK MUSIC] 196 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:52,413 ♪ ♪ 197 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,242 Hey, Roger. 198 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:56,109 Hello. 199 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:58,201 Um... 200 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:02,550 I have some exciting news, and it kinda... Okay, 201 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:05,432 very much has to do with you. 202 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,375 I'm getting an award at college 203 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:09,913 for a drawing I did of you. 204 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:12,387 You've been sketching me?[CHUCKLES] Yeah. 205 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,298 Well, everyone in class was asked 206 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:17,053 to draw the most inspiring person they know, 207 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:19,215 and I drew you. 208 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:22,311 I'm the most inspiring person you know? 209 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,051 Yeah.Why? 210 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,792 Well, you know. 211 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:27,713 No, no, I actually don't. 212 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:31,408 Oh, well, um, you just... You... 213 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:36,147 You know, you've... You've accomplished so much. 214 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:37,811 With what? 215 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:39,885 You know... 216 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,294 Your drumming. 217 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:42,456 Oh. 218 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,812 I didn't know you were a fan. 219 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:46,641 Oh, sure. Huge, yeah.Oh, wow. 220 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,290 Anyway, they're giving me an award tomorrow at school, 221 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:52,824 and they wanted to give you an award too. 222 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,910 Want to give me an award?Mm-hmm. 223 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:56,389 Why? 224 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:58,958 Well, normally the award just goes to the artist, 225 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:01,476 not the subject of the drawing. 226 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:05,051 But after my professor saw my portraiture of you, 227 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:06,879 he wanted to give you an award. 228 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,621 Really? 229 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:12,189 So he knows about my drumming as well. 230 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:13,447 Mm-hmm. 231 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,449 Wow, ain't that lovely? 232 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,671 Just when you think people might have forgotten your work, 233 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:20,021 you realize that music can just live on. 234 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:22,722 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 235 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:25,029 Oh, so it's not enough that you lose in a casino. 236 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:26,976 Now you gotta lose at home too? 237 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:28,904 Well, isn't this illegal? 238 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:32,029 No, it's totally legal on this... 239 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,513 Albanian website. 240 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,863 And I'm good at it too. I was way down. 241 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:37,262 Now I'm only down, like, 3,000 leks. 242 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:40,035 Relax, that's around 30 bucks. 243 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:43,001 Uh, okay, I think what you're doing here is self-sabotaging 244 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,870 and a little scary, but let's table that. 245 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:46,442 [COMPUTER CHIMES] 246 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:48,268 I think you actually might've hit on something today. 247 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:50,086 Is that right? 248 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:51,974 You know, I don't even remember a thing I said. 249 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,576 I was just trying to be mean to you. What did I hit on? 250 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:56,186 [SIGHS] Well, you're probably right 251 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:59,497 about the Clyde thing hitting me harder than I thought. 252 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:01,235 And I'm pissed off about the rejections 253 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:02,626 'cause it's a good fucking book. 254 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,849 Mm-hmm. 255 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:07,758 But his Lizzie Poole thing, man, it's really killing me. 256 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,644 I just... I think she's awesome. 257 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,286 Okay, good share. 258 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:13,989 Hey, we're not in a group, and that's not a share. 259 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:16,158 I'm trying to tell my fucking friend what's on my mind. 260 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:17,474 [GROANS] 261 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:18,909 Now I just lost another 100 leks 262 00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:20,466 thanks to that distracting babble. 263 00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:21,602 If you'll excuse me. 264 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:27,653 ♪ ♪ 265 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:32,698 Yo. 266 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:35,842 Sorry, it took me a while to get my drums into the car. 267 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,356 Can you help me carry them in? 268 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:40,139 Uh, no, no, no, no. That won't be necessary. 269 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:42,934 They'll probably just show my drawing of you, 270 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:45,110 and then after they give us our awards, 271 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,666 they might ask us to say something. 272 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,893 It's...Oh, okay. 273 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:51,422 Well, in order to rouse the students properly, 274 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,506 do you think I should talk more about my musical career 275 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:56,465 or the somewhat inspiring way I overcame addiction? 276 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,383 Either-or.All right. 277 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:01,381 Well, there he is in person. 278 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:04,173 Oh. Roger, this is Professor Phelps. 279 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:06,338 He's the one who insisted you get an award too. 280 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,914 Oh, well, let me say on record I like you already. 281 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,482 [BOTH LAUGH] 282 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,219 Are you sure you don't want me to go and get my drums? 283 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,140 Drums? For what? 284 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,525 To play them. 285 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,137 'Cause I'm a drummer. 286 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,748 You are? Oh, my God, that's incredible. 287 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,449 Hey, make sure you mention that in your speech. 288 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:24,186 You didn't know I was a drummer? 289 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:27,058 Oh, I-I could've sworn I mentioned that. 290 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:30,371 Oh, no, you did. You did. Yeah. [CHUCKLES] 291 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,938 They don't call us absent-minded professors for nothing. 292 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:34,716 [ALL CHUCKLE] 293 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,291 Well, let's get this show on the road.All right. 294 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,897 The class is ready for you, Roger.Yeah. 295 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,728 Um, I thought I'd go first, 296 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,076 you know, 'cause it's my drawing, so I just assumed. 297 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,466 All right, everyone. 298 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:46,208 Please give a warm welcome to Roger Frostly. 299 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,650 [APPLAUSE] 300 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,825 Roger is the subject 301 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,916 of Claire's award-winning portraiture. 302 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:58,136 [APPLAUSE] 303 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,883 Claire, would you do the honors? 304 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,502 [CLASS MURMURING] 305 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:14,146 [APPLAUSE] 306 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,852 Well, I hate to disappoint you, 307 00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,774 but I haven't really got feathers. 308 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,209 [LAUGHTER] 309 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:26,555 I used to, but I flew into a power line 310 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,815 and my wings are in the shop. 311 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,507 [LAUGHTER] 312 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,134 [MELLOW MUSIC] 313 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,165 But in Germany, it's crazy 'cause they... 314 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,910 They, like, make you play for an hour and a half. 315 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,091 It was nuts, honestly. 316 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,346 That's crazy. 317 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:41,219 And again, Claire, I'm really sorry we didn't have time for your speech. 318 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,922 Just Roger was so captivating. 319 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,399 Yeah, yeah, he was... He was good. 320 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,140 Um, wasn't I supposed to get an award too? 321 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,802 Oh, yeah. Uh, I think it's still on my desk. 322 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,227 Why don't you run back and get it? 323 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,803 Okay. 324 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,800 Again, that was really amazing in there. 325 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,282 That's the first time all semester 326 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,811 my students have looked up from their phones. 327 00:11:58,805 --> 00:11:59,935 [CHUCKLES] 328 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,626 Actually, a couple of them think 329 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,423 that maybe I'm quasi-cool now because of you. 330 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,638 [CHUCKLES] Hey, hey.[LAUGHS] 331 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,117 Hi.Hi. 332 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,637 I don't want us to sound stalkerish or anything, 333 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,950 but I am a huge fan of yours. 334 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,817 Really?Yeah. 335 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,299 Roger, this is my sister Arielle. 336 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,038 I made the mistake of telling her about you, 337 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:18,259 and, well, she insisted on coming to my class today. 338 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,609 Stop it. 339 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:20,998 Listen, I'm sure you want to get out of here, 340 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,311 but if I could just have a minute? 341 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,826 Oh, I'll give you three. 342 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,310 Wow, generous.That's me, to a fault. 343 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,440 [CHUCKLES] 344 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,662 Okay, so here's the deal. 345 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,970 We have an event tomorrow night. 346 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,056 My event, The Bravies. 347 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,227 The what?The Bravies. 348 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,192 ♪HowBraveAreYou?Mm-hmm. 349 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,021 It's one of the biggest charities in all of Seattle. 350 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,409 And definitely the most fun. 351 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,501 Ah.Huh? 352 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,420 I'm in the music business, so we get a lot of great bands in, 353 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:47,025 and we give out a bunch of awards, raise a ton of money. 354 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,457 Oh, nice.Mm-hmm. 355 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,473 So how exactly can I help? 356 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:53,765 Well, we would like to honor you. 357 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:58,079 [CHUCKLES] It's been a hell of a week. 358 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,211 [LAUGHS] 359 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,523 It would mean so much to us 360 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,648 as a charity to have you up there. 361 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,171 Mm, but you said it was tomorrow night. 362 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,484 Mm-hmm. 363 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,660 Don't you already have an honoree? 364 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,915 Yeah, we have several. 365 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,488 But you would make a great addition. 366 00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,658 Hmm. 367 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:15,933 Please? 368 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:18,275 Roger, please let us honor you. 369 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,981 I'd be delighted and honored to be your honoree. 370 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,146 Ah! [CHUCKLES] 371 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,591 Professor Phelps? 372 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,847 I couldn't find my trophy on your desk. 373 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,850 Oh, it's not a trophy, Claire. 374 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,422 It's a certificate. 375 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,509 Oh, but he got a... 376 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,815 I'll just pick it up next week. 377 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,819 [MELLOW MUSIC] 378 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,262 All right, who wants to go first today? 379 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,347 [SIGHS] 380 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,956 How many times do I gotta tell you this isn't the third grade? 381 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,957 Put your fucking hand down, Mugsy. 382 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,314 Well? 383 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,491 I almost took an Ambien last night. 384 00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:00,878 I didn't, but, uh, I've been having trouble sleeping lately. 385 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,623 Why do you even have an Ambien? 386 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,634 Oh, no, it's not for me. 387 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:07,106 It's for my kids when they come and visit, you know? 388 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,457 They have my ex-wife's hyper genes. 389 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,457 Oh, my God.I don't know, man. 390 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,979 Do you remember that feeling when you were a kid 391 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:18,423 and you were just excited about something coming up, 392 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,692 like Christmas morning or... 393 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,725 The grand opening of a new RadioShack or something? 394 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,392 Ever since we decided to go to the casino 395 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:29,737 for Ben's video poker Hangoverthing, 396 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,908 time has not been able to go fast enough. 397 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,524 Yeah. I'm stoked too. 398 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,144 With Louise shunning me, 399 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,085 it's the only thing I have to look forward to in my life. 400 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,703 That's pathetic. 401 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,013 Oh, yeah, I'm aware of that. 402 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,097 What are you so happy about? 403 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,100 Well, can't someone smile for no reason? 404 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,842 Sure, if you're psychotic. 405 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,803 All right, if you must know, 406 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,891 I am being honored at a charity event tomorrow night, 407 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,722 and I've just found out that I'm gonna be walking up the red carpet. 408 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,980 Oh.Who's honoring you? 409 00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,424 Oh, Claire's professor's sister is organizing the event, 410 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,341 and he told her all about me. 411 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,596 Wait, how do you know Claire's professor? 412 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:07,339 Professor Phelps. I met him in class.Mm. 413 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,001 What the fuck are you doing in her class? 414 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,995 Well, accepting my other award. 415 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,737 What other... Why do I feel like I'm in 416 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,437 the worst Abbott and Costello routine ever? 417 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,256 No, that would be Who's on Chemo? 418 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,964 When they gave me an award for my portraiture of Roger, 419 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,312 they also gave Roger an award. 420 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,142 Why? 421 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,710 I was the entire inspiration for her art. 422 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,018 If she gets an award, so should I. 423 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:32,535 Oh, yeah, I think Mona Lisa kept her trophies right next to da Vinci's. 424 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,890 All right, I get it. 425 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,589 For a while, I thought it was ridiculous too. 426 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,406 But Phelpsy said it was for a good cause. 427 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,944 Wait, you call him Phelpsy? 428 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,328 Yeah, yeah. He called me a couple of times today. 429 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,641 That guy is a nutter. [LAUGHS] 430 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,158 Anyway, I know it's silly. 431 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,731 But being honored and, you know, 432 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,158 being first-row fancy again, 433 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,734 it's kind of pumped up my ego. 434 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,211 Oh, you see? 435 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,651 That is exactly how they treat me at the casino. 436 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,518 Well, yeah, lose any more money there, 437 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,959 and they'll probably give you front-row seats to Carrot Top. 438 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,307 Oh, great. That's really, really great. 439 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,216 Well, Carrot Top doesn't perform there. 440 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,011 Screech does.Who? 441 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,955 Motherfucker. Screech. Huh? 442 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,102 From Saved by the Bell. 443 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,357 I thought he only did porn now. 444 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,620 He does some porn, but that doesn't define him. 445 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,583 Anyway, the good news is that 446 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,412 I've got an extra seat for you, Loudermilk. 447 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,539 For Loudermilk? What about me? 448 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:20,813 Hmm, what? 449 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,065 Well, it's because of my drawing 450 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,808 that all of this is happening, 451 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:26,638 so shouldn't I get some of the big-shot perks? 452 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,337 Aw, sorry. I was only given a plus-one. 453 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:32,506 And Loudermilk's been in such a pitiful, miserable slump recently, 454 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,913 I thought it'd be nice for him to be treated like a VIP 455 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:37,076 by association for one night. 456 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,913 Fuck off. 457 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:43,000 Maybe I'll just go to Ben's video poker lose-off instead. 458 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,312 Oh, well, I guess you're stuck with me, Roger. 459 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,268 Wow, are they really giving us front-row seats? 460 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,047 That's what Arielle said, yeah.Cool. 461 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,267 Wait, did... 462 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,581 Phelpsy's sister, is that Arielle Phelps? 463 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,007 Yep. 464 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,934 She's a major fucking music producer. 465 00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,228 Yeah, yeah, I know. 466 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:00,762 They sending us a limo? 467 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,108 Stretch, baby! [CHUCKLES] 468 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:05,108 We're back! [IMITATES DRUMROLL] 469 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,901 Whoo-hoo! 470 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,975 ♪ ♪ 471 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,505 All right, Tony, since you're riding shotgun, 472 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,640 your job is to look out for the cops and to keep me awake. 473 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:17,954 Aye, aye. 474 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,079 Hey, no stopping except for gas. 475 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,431 I'll take second shift. 476 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,130 [CHUCKLES] I got a empty milk jug 477 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,868 in case anyone needs to pee. 478 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,738 Guys, the whole trip is 16 motherfucking miles. 479 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,921 Oh. I'm still gonna need the milk jug. 480 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,087 ED: Sorry. 481 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,362 Ocupado. 482 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:35,315 I cannot believe we've never done a Hangover road trip in my van. 483 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,485 Wait, which of us is which? 484 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:37,840 Huh? 485 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,319 Like, Hangover. Who's who? 486 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,889 I'm Bradley Cooper. 487 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,835 Forget it, inchworm. You're no Bradley Cooper. 488 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,024 Why not? 489 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,539 Because Bradley Cooper isn't shaped 490 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,892 like he's got wet dog turds in his pockets. 491 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:50,242 Okay, look. Besides, I'm the one in the tournament, 492 00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,853 which makes me the ringleader, 493 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,903 which makes me the Bradley Cooper, okay? 494 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,938 Hey, was Bradley Cooper even the ringleader in Hangover? 495 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,904 I think so. I mean, he was the most handsome. 496 00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,342 Okay, then I'm the dentist guy. 497 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:01,249 No, you're definitely the bearded fuckup guy. 498 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,694 Oh, my God, you think I look like Zach Galifianakis? 499 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,041 Hey, yo, who am I?Mike Tyson, duh. 500 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,391 Why, 'cause I'm black? 501 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,130 No, uh... Because you like pigeons? 502 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,532 Oh, how 'bout I come over there and chew your fucking ear off? 503 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:13,916 Guys, guys, come on. Focus, focus. 504 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,698 We got 16 hard miles ahead of us. 505 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,623 In.Let's go. Hustle up. 506 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,138 ♪ ♪ 507 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:25,837 Thanks for swinging me an extra ticket, dude. This is sick. 508 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,243 Yeah, no problem. 509 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,976 I've never even been on a red carpet before. 510 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,627 That was incredible. 511 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,021 That was incredible, all right. 512 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,683 What? 513 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,767 I've never seen anyone eat up applause like that, 514 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,676 and I've been to a Morrissey concert. 515 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,941 What are you talking about? It was perfectly dignified. 516 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,604 You bowed and curtsied. 517 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:44,378 Yeah, well, I'm British. It's called class, fuckface. 518 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,474 Well, whatever you say, Sir Roger. 519 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,127 What exactly are they honoring you for? 520 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,518 Bravery. 521 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,090 What brave thing did you do to get this award? 522 00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:59,437 Well, you know... 523 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,005 I mean, it's not just one thing, is it? 524 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,445 Don't fucking ruin this for me, Loudermilk. 525 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,925 Okay. [MUMBLES] 526 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,593 Sorry. You're right. 527 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,937 This is your big night, and you should enjoy this. 528 00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:21,288 Be brave.Oh, shut up. 529 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,680 [DOWNBEAT MUSIC] 530 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,824 It was 16 miles. How the fuck could you run out of gas? 531 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,337 Are you fucking kidding me? 532 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:31,211 Hey, this van has a 429 big block. 533 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,823 She's not made for mileage. 534 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,483 This bitch is about horsepower. 535 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:37,347 Horsepower? This bitch didn't get over 40 miles per hour. 536 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,000 Because I'm trying to conserve gas. 537 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,663 Oh, so you knew we were low on gas. 538 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,267 I told you that at the beginning. 539 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,968 Oh, no, you didn't. You never said that, never. 540 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,485 Tony was the copilot. 541 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,008 You should've been watching the gas gauges. 542 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,801 What? I was instructed to look out for cops, 543 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,446 not the fucking gas gauge. 544 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,890 Mugsy should've been looking at the gauges. 545 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,756 I don't look at the gauges. I'm the pilot. 546 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,367 I'm watching for seagulls to make sure 547 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,848 they don't fly into the engine! 548 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,197 Oh, well, thank you, Sully Sullenberger. 549 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,757 Not a Jew.What? 550 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,503 Just saying, Sullenberger is not a Jew. 551 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,114 I never said he was a Jew. 552 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,814 And tell me something. How is that not a Jewish name? 553 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,472 It's a Jewish name and his name is probably Sullivan 554 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,076 and he changed it to sound more exotic. 555 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,336 You know what? Fuck you all, okay? 556 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,909 Because of your stupidity, 557 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:14,386 I'm the one who doesn't get to play in the tournament. 558 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,037 You would've probably lost anyway. 559 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,300 Okay, well, then I would've had fun losing. 560 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,573 This isn't fun. 561 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:19,905 It's your fault I wasted a Friday night. 562 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,704 I could've been home watching Keith Morrison. 563 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:22,788 Who's that? 564 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,786 Keith Morrison from Dateline. 565 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,528 See, that's your problem. It's Friday night, you're at home 566 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,139 watching a network news show. 567 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,709 Oh, it's a news magazine.What's the difference? 568 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,396 It's a huge fucking difference! 569 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,584 There's no fucking difference!Oh, it's huge! 570 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,409 Everybody just stop it, all right? 571 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:37,707 Everybody just stop blaming each other, jeez! 572 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:41,024 Yeah, Cloud's right. It's nobody's fault. 573 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,592 Except for Mugsy and Tony. 574 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,329 You should've been watching the goddamn gas gauge! 575 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,550 Oh, yeah? Why weren't you watching it? 576 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,808 Because I was in the lavatory. 577 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:48,901 Oh.Goddamn. 578 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,899 Damn.Shit, man. 579 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,561 Hey.Oh, hi. 580 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:54,856 How you feeling? 581 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,262 Okay, I guess. 582 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,555 Okay, well, just relax. You're gonna do great. 583 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,912 I'm gonna go introduce you. 584 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,261 Okay.Good luck out there. 585 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,045 Hey, I'm Dave. 586 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:09,528 I just wanted to introduce myself to a fellow Bravie. 587 00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,879 Nice to meet you. 588 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,059 Out of curiosity, what are you getting your award for? 589 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:16,575 Oh, nothing big.Me neither. 590 00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:20,499 Yeah, I just ran into a burning school and saved a bunch of kids. 591 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,586 Well, who wouldn't have done the same, right? 592 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:26,285 [CHUCKLES]Oh, wow. 593 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,545 So you're a fireman. 594 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:30,157 No. 595 00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:32,938 ARIELLE: And an opportunity to shine a spotlight on the best, the brightest, 596 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:36,603 and the most heroic citizens of Seattle. 597 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:38,649 [APPLAUSE] 598 00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:42,295 And so it is my great honor, my privilege, 599 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:46,351 to welcome a wonderful man, an incomparable human being, 600 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:49,608 an awesome drummer, a true trailblazer... 601 00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:51,662 Laying it on a little thick, isn't she? 602 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,618 She's just being courteous. Don't be a dick. 603 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,616 Esteemed guests, please join with me 604 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:59,138 in giving a warm welcome to Roger Frostly. 605 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:02,023 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 606 00:22:10,154 --> 00:22:11,594 Thank you. 607 00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:13,511 Thank you so much. 608 00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:16,066 But... But please, sit down. I don't deserve this. 609 00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:17,953 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOUDEN] 610 00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:20,465 Please. Sit... 611 00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:22,729 Down. 612 00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:27,261 [CHUCKLES] 613 00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:30,388 That wasn't a false modesty trick for more applause. 614 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,872 [LAUGHTER]Although nice to know for the future that it works. 615 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:34,663 [LAUGHTER] 616 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:36,047 Seriously, though... 617 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:40,878 I don't deserve an award for bravery 618 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,271 or anything, really. 619 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,150 Last night, I wrote an acceptance speech, 620 00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:48,187 a rather self-serving one 621 00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:50,672 where I was only too happy to keep the blinders on 622 00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:53,463 and lap up more ego-stroking praise. 623 00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:58,728 And I do appreciate the gesture behind this. 624 00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,375 It was well-meaning. 625 00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:04,466 But giving me an award 626 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:08,170 just for being disabled is 627 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:12,089 unfortunately designed only to make you feel good... 628 00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:14,346 [AUDIENCE MURMURING] 629 00:23:14,349 --> 00:23:17,309 While it makes me feel pretty lousy. 630 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:23,400 Because it tells me how low your expectations are for me. 631 00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:26,713 Like I should get an award 632 00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:29,059 for brushing my teeth or something with these arms. 633 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:32,369 Well, something I used to do about a dozen times a day 634 00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:34,277 to keep the smell of booze off my breath. 635 00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,812 [LAUGHTER] 636 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:38,285 No, not a joke. 637 00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:41,512 I'm an alcoholic. 638 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:44,767 [AUDIENCE MURMURING] 639 00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:46,951 I've been sober for a little while now. 640 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,996 But I spent a large part of my life escaping with booze 641 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:53,775 and a whole lot more. 642 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:58,180 And there's nothing heroic about that. 643 00:23:58,175 --> 00:23:59,605 But tonight? 644 00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:04,005 This is just inspiration porn. 645 00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:06,007 [AUDIENCE MURMURING] 646 00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:12,278 Stella Young, an Australian activist, coined that phrase. 647 00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,756 Yeah, porn. 648 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:17,372 Because it's all about objectifying 649 00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:20,018 people like me and her so that you can say to each other, 650 00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:22,943 "Oh, my life might suck, but it could be worse. 651 00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:25,029 "Just look at the bloke with short arms." 652 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,730 But I'm just as much to blame as you. 653 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,560 So I feel uncomfortable too. 654 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:38,781 I fooled myself into believing that I deserved this award for my music. 655 00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:44,267 And the truth is, I'm a good drummer. 656 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:45,785 But I'm not a great one. 657 00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:52,099 So I'm sorry. 658 00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:54,619 But I can't accept your Bravie award. 659 00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:56,323 [AUDIENCE MURMURING] 660 00:24:58,409 --> 00:25:00,149 I know one thing, though. 661 00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:03,680 The next guy coming onstage definitely deserves it. 662 00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:04,886 Dave. 663 00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:07,334 [AUDIENCE WHISPERING] 664 00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:09,421 [APPLAUSE] 665 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:17,388 Thank you so much, Roger. 666 00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:18,515 Wow. 667 00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:22,086 How's that for raw honesty, huh? 668 00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:23,255 Amazing. 669 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,390 [APPLAUSE] 670 00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:33,438 So... 671 00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:36,837 It's inspired me to be honest too. 672 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:43,499 I didn't really save those kids from the burning school. 673 00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:45,368 [AUDIENCE MURMURING] 674 00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:47,279 I guess I did, but... 675 00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:51,508 I also set the fire. 676 00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:53,156 [AUDIENCE GASPS] 677 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,290 I know. It's bad. 678 00:25:57,991 --> 00:26:00,341 But I did it to be a hero. 679 00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:02,391 [AUDIENCE MURMURING] 680 00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:06,256 I guess that should take away some of the points. 681 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:07,960 Fuck! 682 00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:10,087 I should've accepted that award. 683 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:13,090 [LAID-BACK ROCK MUSIC] 684 00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:16,923 ♪ ♪ 685 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:17,923 Hey. 686 00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:22,888 [SIGHS] There you are. 687 00:26:22,885 --> 00:26:24,365 Hey. 688 00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:25,755 Where's Loudermilk? 689 00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:29,368 Downstairs talking music with Arielle Phelps. 690 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,720 Mm. 691 00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:33,936 You know, 692 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:37,640 I'm sorry if I came across as patronizing when I drew you 693 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:38,949 and gave you wings. 694 00:26:40,076 --> 00:26:41,636 You did.I know. 695 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,261 Just trying to apologize here. 696 00:26:47,823 --> 00:26:49,653 Oh, fuck it. 697 00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:52,571 You're just a kid. You didn't know any better. 698 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:54,437 Now who's being patronizing? 699 00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:58,967 You know, your speech was great. 700 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,965 But some of it was bullshit. 701 00:27:02,098 --> 00:27:03,798 What are you talking about? 702 00:27:03,796 --> 00:27:06,706 I get it. No one should objectify anyone 703 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,932 or give a disabled person an award 704 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,891 just for making a sandwich. 705 00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:13,630 But what's wrong with acknowledging someone 706 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,332 who has to overcome a bit more adversity every day? 707 00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:20,554 Well, yeah. 708 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:23,161 But acknowledgement isn't about getting awards. 709 00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:25,818 It's about acceptance. 710 00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:31,169 And maybe a little help sometimes. 711 00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:32,611 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 712 00:27:32,607 --> 00:27:34,437 Ah, what the hell? 713 00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:36,215 I did invent the trombone stick. 714 00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:38,269 I should definitely get a Grammy for that, right? 715 00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:39,745 [IMITATES TROMBONE] 716 00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,005 [LAUGHS] 717 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,400 Hug? 718 00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:51,838 [ALLAH-LAHS' HIGH & DRYPLAYS] 719 00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:55,724 ♪ Standing right in front of me 720 00:27:57,719 --> 00:28:01,419 ♪ What do you see 721 00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:05,638 ♪ Bark right off the family tree 722 00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:11,084 ♪ And pedigree 723 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,390 ♪ Living foggy clarity 724 00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:21,224 ♪ Naturally 725 00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:25,701 ♪ Give me what you've taken back 726 00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:29,663 ♪ I'll never leave 727 00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:34,712 ♪ High and dry 728 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,850 ♪ What'd I find 729 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,546 ♪ You might love me... ♪ 730 00:28:45,596 --> 00:28:50,146 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53268

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