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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[BATS' WINGS FLAPPING]

[THUNDER CLAPS]

[CROWS CAWING]

[THUNDER CLAPS]

[LEAVES RUSTLING]

[BATS SCREECHING]

[ETHEREAL VOICE] Once more,
the eldritch terrors are gathering,

attracted to an unprecedented
amount of chaos in our cosmos.

Trivial as they are, the
witches, mortals, and infernals

must be allowed an opportunity
to restore order themselves.

If they fail, however, I will,
if necessary, negate Sabrina.

[BELL RINGING]

So, to be clear, you want the cafeteria

to serve waffle fries
instead of tater tots?

Why does it have to be one or
the other? Why can't it be both?

- [CROWD CHEERS]
- Could not have said it better myself.

And as your newly elected co-presidents,

Roz and I promise to
try and get you those, uh,

potato options you want, James.

Next up...

Milo.

Is Milo Moloch here?

- Yeah, I'm here.
- Hi, Milo. How can we help you?

Yeah, so I'm here representing
the Astronomy Club.

Uh, and basically, we need money.

This telescope we had
broke last semester,

and despite numerous requests,

we haven't gotten any funds
to repair or replace it.

First of all, we'll see what we can do

about increasing your budget.

Yeah. If you give that telescope to me,

my cousin might be able to fix it.

He's, uh, sort of a savant.

Thank you.

Okay, cool.

So, who's next?

[CROWD CLAMORING]

[NICK] I think it's my turn.

I implore you again.

Tell me what the next
eldritch terror will be

so that we may prepare for it.

Oh, you'll find out soon enough...

when it's devouring your putrid soul.

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

Has he told us anything of use yet?

- [AMBROSE] Not a syllable.
- [PRUDENCE] Ah.

You don't have to tell
us your secrets, Father.

We can pry them from
your brain ourselves.

What, with your feeble
psychic abilities, Daughter?

[CHUCKLES WRYLY]

You could try.

[LOCK RATTLING]

A locked safe. That's all.

Not to worry though.

There are other ways of opening you up.

- [ADAM CRYING]
- [LILITH SHUSHING]

- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- [HILDA] Lilith, can I come in, darling?

Go away. Leave us be.

Well, close the door before
something comes in after you.

- [ADAM CRYING]
- [LILITH SHUSHING]

Um...

- Lil...
- [SHUSHES]

[CRYING QUIETS]

[WHISPERING] Lilith, uh...

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

We adore having you here. We... we do.

- Um...
- Yes?

It's just, um, you haven't
left this room in days.

I must protect Adam at all costs.

Yeah, of course.

So, um, do you have a plan?

Yes. I shall remain in this room,

biding my time until
Adam's 16th birthday,

when he comes of age, becomes a man,

and challenges and defeats
his father to claim the throne.

Making me...

Queen Mother.

Uh, so you... So, your plan is
to stay in this room for 16 years?

I've waited a millennia to
claim the Throne of Hell.

I can wait a little bit longer.

[ADAM CRYING]

Care to explain yourself, Nick?

Maybe start by telling me why you're
dressed like a Baxter High jock?

I just transferred here.

What? Why?

Maybe because you've been avoiding me

ever since I told you how I felt.

Oh, right, when you
all of a sudden declared

that we were end-game.

Look, I can understand
why you'd be dubious

after everything I put you
through, but... you're it for me.

You hurt me, Nick.

You really, really hurt me,

and I'm not over it.

I understand.

[INHALES]

Look, I've been doing
a lot of thinking lately

about our relationship,

and I realized something.

One of the reasons we weren't
able to fully commit was...

I was fully committed.

One of the reasons I
wasn't able to commit

was because I never spent
any time in your world.

And you were a sex addict.

[SIGHS]

You split your time between
Baxter High and the Academy,

and I think it's only
fair that I do the same.

I know I wanna be a part of your world.

Oh, calm down, Ariel. That is
not how public school works.

You need a file, previous report cards.

I sat down with Mrs. Meeks this morning,

and one simple spell
of persuasion later,

and you're looking at an
official Baxter High junior,

not to mention a member
of the LGBTQ Alliance

and captain of the wrestling team.

- Hey, brother.
- What's up?

- See you on the mat?
- Yeah, you know it, Billy.

[CHUCKLES]

Good guy, Billy.

You know what, Nick?

Who am I to tell you where
you can and can't go to school?

But just know this.

Just 'cause you're ready
to get back together,

doesn't mean that I am.

I need time.

I'll wait.

However long it takes.

[RUMBLING, CRASHING]

[PEOPLE SHOUTING IN DISTANCE]

Was that an earthquake?

In Greendale?

[PEOPLE SHOUTING IN DISTANCE]

- [NICK] Oh...
- What the heaven?

[GASPS]

If there's one thing
that was made very clear

during our royal tour
of the Nine Circles,

it's that Hell is not working.

[SPLUTTERING] Not working in what way?

For starters, too many souls
suffering for no reason.

Overcrowding could easily
be solved by say... [INHALES]

... annexing the mortal realm
into a new Tenth Circle.

Babe, again, it's not happening.

Course Greendale would
be exempt, my lady.

New rule. One soul in, one soul out.

For every new sinner,

we release one of the
souls burning down here

for lame stuff like eating
shellfish or wearing polyester.

We gotta let them go.

By the by, where is Lilith?

- Um, uh...
- Sacred vessel of my unholy seed?

Where did you say she'd
gone, Lord of Flies?

Um, uh, uh...

[RUMBLING]

Billy? Lizzie?

[SHAKILY] Wh-where... where are we?

Shall we skin them alive and
sup on their flesh, my queen?

Sabrina? What is going on?

Nothing, Lizzie. I promise.

I am just gonna go ahead
and wipe your memory

of the last 60 seconds
and send you back home.

Okay?

♪ My love for you is always gonna be ♪

♪ Deep as the sea high
as the tallest tree ♪

♪ So won't you come climb
a rainbow with me? ♪

[CRASHING, WIND RUSHING]

♪ Until eternity ♪

♪ My love for you is
always gonna be Deep... ♪

Oh, there you are. Where'd you go?

Doesn't matter. Don't
answer it. There we are.

Drink your milkshakes
before they melt. [GIGGLES]

♪ Yeah, climb a rainbow with me ♪

Broken objective lens
and shattered eyepiece.

I could, perhaps, fix the telescope...

just as soon as we've
halted the eldritch terrors

and not died unspeakable deaths.

I'm sorry, Cousin, but I feel as if

we are living under
the Sword of Damocles.

Truthfully, I admire your ability

to compartmentalize your
life expertly, but I'm...

Not so expertly.

Nick transferred to
Baxter High. [SCOFFS]

Hmm.

Gives Don Juan a run for his
money, young Nicholas does.

Yeah, then there's that
earthquake earlier today.

- What earthquake?
- Didn't you feel it?

[GIGGLING]

[GIGGLING STOPS]

[GIGGLING]

[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]

- [SCREECHING]
- [SCREAMS]

[GASPING]

[SPLUTTERING] There was
a creature right there.

No, you didn't see a creature,
Theo. You saw a hobgoblin.

[SIGHS] You...

You saw one of my friends.

You can come out now.

- [GASPS]
- Uh...

Theo... Theo, this is Moth.

Um...

[SHAKILY] Hi.

You said he'd be asleep.

He usually is.

- Robin, what the hell is going on?
- Theo, I can explain.

- What the hell, Moth?
- Relax, Puck.

You taught me that trick,
remember? Now come on.

[CRASHING, RUMBLING]

Ambrose, was that you?

[AMBROSE GRUNTING]

There was a rumbling and an eruption

as that burst through the ground.

Cousin, why does that
figure look so familiar?

Because you've seen it before in Hell.

Ambrose, between the stalagmites
I told you about and now this,

could this be another
eldritch terror attacking?

No, it doesn't... it
doesn't feel like that.

This feels almost...

geological,

tectonic, perhaps elemental.

Or could this be the infernal invasion

that Hell has so often
threatened us with?

No. Sabrina would have told me.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

What can this mean?

Perhaps it's a declaration of war.

The witches have turned to Hecate.

It's a sign, Beelzebub.

But maybe I should go to the mortal
realm and check in on everyone.

No.

I have a better idea.

- [WIND BLOWS]
- [GASPS]

Prudence? What's going on?

Weird Sister, you are needed
for a special mission

related to the eldritch terrors.

Right now? But I have to go to school.

No, you're not going to school today.

You are going to Hell on Earth.

[BELL ON DOOR RINGS]

- [FLIES BUZZING]
- [ROZ GAGGING] Ew!

Oh! [COUGHS]

What is that smell?

Uh, I believe it's coming from that.

My father's corpse.

Oh my God.

Wait.

Are those...

Judith.

Judas?

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Spellman Sisters' Mortuary?

Brina, uh...

there was an earthquake,

and then goat demon rock
came out of the ground.

- What the hell should I do?
- Nothing. Just don't touch it.

Um, Ambrose and I are on our way.

- It happened at Harvey's house too.
- We need to get on this.

These may only be precursors
to a much larger eruption.

[RUMBLING]

Oh no.

Oh, for the love of LaVey!

It's getting worse by the second.

[MARIE] Chérie, it is Marie.

Come to the observatory at once.
There is something you must see.

What is it?

It's Mambo Marie. We have
to get to the Academy now.

What does it mean?

It means the infernal realm is

pushing into the mortal
realm or vice versa.

Of course this makes perfect sense now.

The earthquakes, the tremors...

I know what you're gonna say.

That somehow I'm responsible
for what's happening.

No, not just you.

You and your infernal
twin are responsible.

I told you this would happen.

Two Sabrinas should not,
could not exist simultaneously.

On top of which you met. Despite
my previous warnings, you met.

And now the Earth and Hell
are falling into each other.

But why?

Probably to crush one or both of
you and obliterate this anomaly.

And no. Before you ask,

no, we cannot keep
this from the aunties

and deal with this ourselves.

- There are two realms at stake...
- Ambrose.

Mm-hmm?

I understand...

and you're right,

but I wanna be the one
to tell the aunties.

It's my secret.

I've been the one keeping it.

I should be the one to tell them.

So, you're saying you're going to

own up to everything you've done?

- Mm-hmm.
- Actually take responsibility for it?

And who knows? Maybe
Aunt Zee will be less mad

if the news comes from me.

[CHUCKLES]

Aunt Zelda? There's
something I need to tell you,

but we should probably
call Aunt Hilda first.

So, it's true?

Morningstars, would you
please clear the room?

Hilda and I would like a
word alone with our niece.

Of course.

I'd love to learn more
about my former home.

I'm told it's a temple for Hecate now.

Certainly feel the softer,
more feminine energies.

Good luck.

[SIGHS, CHUCKLES]

Ironically, I was literally
coming to tell you the truth.

I've already heard
the truth from Lucifer,

who unbelievably lies less than you do.

For the record, the fact
that there are two of us

has saved the coven
on multiple occasions.

How many times have
I been talking to her

but thinking that I was talking to you?

[SPLUTTERS]

And don't tell me that
it hasn't happened.

Escape to Witch Mountain isn't
the only Disney movie I've seen.

I'm extremely familiar with
The Parent Trap as well.

Oh, loved that growing up.

Just once, when we were
having a dance party.

Who else knew?

Besides the entirety of Hell?

- Who else in this realm?
- Aunt Zee, please.

I don't wanna lie to you.

Oh, I think it's a bit late
for that, my love. Isn't it?

But I also don't wanna
get anyone else in trouble.

Ambrose.

Ambrose Spellman, you come
here right this instant.

You knew? You knew the entire
time, and you didn't say a word?

Aunties, please.

The only reason Ambrose kept it
a secret was because I made him.

Oh, you made him. A 16-year-old girl

forced a 134-year-old man to lie.

Is that what happened, Ambrose?
Did Sabrina bully you?

Uh...

[THEO] I had the most
bizarre dream last night.

You were in it, and then
some weirdo girl, like,

climbed out from under the bed.

[ROBIN] That wasn't a dream, Theo.

One of my old friends from
before I was with the pagans

came and visited last night.

Is this one of your hobgoblin friends?

Um...

What did she want?

Hobgoblins, fay folk, fairy folk,

we feel things that others can't.

And according to Moth, there's
some really bad stuff coming.

Probably connected
to the eldritch terrors.

Anyway, the hobgoblins are
leaving the mortal realm

for the fay realm for good...

and they want me to come with them.

Wait. Wait. Does...

Does that mean you're leaving?

Maybe.

And maybe you should come with me.

Thar she blows.

Hecate, the Triple Goddess,

I've never quite understood her appeal.

Three women at the same time?

There is something intriguing
about that, Lord Lucifer.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Can it with the casual misogyny.

Show some respect.

Mm.

[NICK] Sabrina, there you are.

- Lucifer.
- Nicholas.

What a nice surprise.

Screw you. Hey.

Nick, why are you dressed
like a Baxter High jock?

'Cause I was there looking for you.

Why are you wearing a red headband

and hanging out with these tools?

- What did you just call us?
- [CASTS SPELL IN LATIN]

Nick, before you say anything else...

No, before you say anything else,
I need you to hear me, okay?

I'm crazy about you, Spellman.

But if you tell me that it's over,

if you tell me that there's no hope
for us getting back together,

then I... I will...
I will leave you alone.

But if there's even a chance,
even a one percent chance

that you might one day forgive
me and wanna be with me,

then I'll wait.

So just tell me, Spellman.

Is it over?

Or is there even a tiny chance...

that I can undo the
biggest mistake of my life?

Nick, I'm not who you think I am.

I'm the other Sabrina you're
gonna find out about pretty soon.

But I think there's definitely
a one percent chance

she'll take you back.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I think Aunt Zee's probably
done berating Sabrina by now.

[FLIES BUZZING]

Well, Judith and Judas are quite
comfortable in a sealed bedroom.

Now you're going to tell us everything

you know about the eldritch terrors.

And in return, we shall
reacquaint your head

with your rotting meat sack.

I have no use for my body,

and you won't need yours either
once the remaining terrors arrive.

They'll feast on your flesh.

Somehow we thought you'd say that.

And now you forget, girls,
I bear the Mark of Cain.

I cannot be killed.

Quite right.

You cannot be killed,

but you can still
feel pain, can you not?

- [FAUSTUS GASPS]
- Like when people say

they can still feel
missing phantom limbs.

Hmm.

No.

[GRUNTING]

Excellent. Excellent.

We'll have some fun with
this now, won't we, Father?

And you'll tell us all
about your good friends...

the eldritch terrors.

[FAUSTUS GRUNTING]

[PANTING]

- Oh, I should probably go to school.
- Mm-hmm.

[ROZ] Yeah.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

All right then.

Now that we've all calmed down...

We know the problem.

The existence of two
Sabrinas has caused a...

[AMBROSE] A paradox.

... catastrophic anomaly

forcing our realms to
crash into each other.

- But why?
- Don't you see?

Chaos begets chaos.

A chain reaction has
begun that won't stop

until the realms are
wholly crushing each other.

What if we killed a Sabrina?

If one of us did die,

would that fix things?

Not necessarily.

The mortal and infernal realms
are attracting each other.

It wouldn't be enough
to just stop them. You'd...

We need to push them
away from each other.

[NICK] I've got a crazy idea.

Even crazier than two Sabrinas.

Mr. Scratch, how long have
you been lurking there?

Long enough to tell you that
no one's killing any Sabrina.

What's your crazy idea, warlock?

I'll talk in small words
so you can understand me.

Do you know what happens when two
magnets are close to each other?

Depending on the polarity, they'll
attract or repel each other.

Exactly. The mortal realm
has a magnetic field.

So does the infernal one.

Opposites attract.

But if we could reverse
the realms' polarities,

maybe they'd start repelling each other.

[AMBROSE] Hmm.

But how do we do that?

That's easy.

We Parent Trap the realms.

Order of Hecate, you stand
at the epicenter of Hell.

Morningstars, you stand at the
epicenter of the mortal realm.

Now summon your opposing energies.

We call upon you,
Maiden, Mother, and Crone,

imbue your dark power
into this infernal throne.

We call upon Hell and
its most unholy hordes.

I gift this realm my power,
the darkest of the dark lords.

[CASTING SPELL IN LATIN]

[ZELDA] The realms'
energies are aligning.

It is working, but the
realms are so enmeshed.

- It is like...
- Conjoined twins.

We may succeed in separating them,

but we could destroy
both realms in the process.

Stop. Stop the invocation.

Stop the invocation immediately!

We must regroup and
think of something else.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

I've been thinking, Robin.

Um...

I can't go to the fay realm with you.

I can't leave my dad, and
my friends, and school.

Theo, you won't be safe here.

I've never run away
from a fight in my life.

Okay.

Then I'm not going either.

♪ So baby, baby, baby
can you hear the drumroll? ♪

♪ 'Cause happy is the
hollow of a mortal soul ♪

[PATTERING]

What? Is... is it raining?

Sounds like it's pouring cats and dogs.

That's not rain, Hilda. That's hail.

Perfect. Now it's hailing.

It's not hail, Directrix Spellman.

Behold.

- Those are pearls.
- [HILDA] Hmm?

It's raining pearls.

How can that be?

The Pearly Gates.

Merciful Merlin!

Heaven, the celestial realm,
is being dragged into this mess

and falling on top of us.

Which means that the False God

will be sticking his nose into our
affairs sooner rather than later.

I despise when he does that.

[ETHEREAL VOICE] And yet
all you do is give him cause,

bringer of light.

[THUNDER CRASHES]

And, uh, who... who
might you be, friend?

An eldritch terror perhaps?

[LUCIFER] No.

They are an angel

of the highest celestial order...

as close to the False God as I once was.

I am Metatron, born Enoch.

I represent order.

There is an unprecedented
amount of chaos in this cosmos.

Left to your own devices,
there would only be more.

So I come to you with a solution,

a method to restore order.

For the cosmos to survive,

one Sabrina must die.

Which Sabrina?

Either.

They both contain the
same number of molecules.

Choose one.

That's ridiculous. We
couldn't possibly choose.

- We can't choose one, obviously.
- No, that doesn't...

[ALL CLAMORING]

[METATRON] Silence!

Sorry.

There is yet one other solution.

The two Sabrinas can merge into one

so that only one single entity remains.

Merge?

What do they mean, "merge"?

Two cells fusing.

Surely... surely,
there are risks to this?

The risks are inconsequential.

They have two distinct souls.

If you combine them,

won't one absorb the other
like twins in the womb?

And what if only one's memory survives?

Or neither's does?

Are those our only options?

Death or a merge?

Correct.

[SABRINA] Maybe...

Maybe merging is not so bad.

Who would we even be?
Would we be either of us?

Maybe it'll be like how it was
before there were two of us.

And the realms will be preserved.

And no one would die because of us.

You know, in some way, it'll
be like we're together forever.

And what happens now?

[SIGHS] Okay.

I think we go in there,

and we tell Metatron that
we'll agree to the merge.

But first, we need some
time... to wrap things up.

I've been spending all
these months in Hell.

If you don't mind, I'd love to
spend some time with your...

or our friends.

Yeah, totally. Will you tell
them what's happening?

I don't think so.

I want a day that's just fun,

that's not tragic.

[CHUCKLES] I don't even know
what I'd do with my last day.

I have an idea, but
first, I've gotta tell you

about this fascinating conversation
I had earlier with Nick.

We have an announcement to make.

This mess is our fault.

We won't be responsible
for countless deaths

of witches, mortals, and infernals.

- So we're going to do it.
- We're gonna merge.

S-Sabrinas,

are you sure?

I am, Auntie.

We're taking responsibility
for our actions.

No, I don't support this.

No, there's... there's...
there's another way.

There's... there's always
another way, right?

Ambrose, will you fix that
telescope and give it to Roz?

That telescope will be
the alpha and omega

of my legacy at Baxter High.

Yeah, of... of course, Cousin.

Another final request, Metatron.

We want one last day as ourselves

to enjoy it as we see fit.

You have six hours.

[HUMMING]

- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- [ADAM CRIES]

You may enter.

What is it now, Hilda?

Oh, well, I just, um...

I, um... I finally got a chance
to come down and tell you.

Um...

- He's here.
- Who's here?

- Who?
- Lucifer.

He's at the Academy. I just
thought you would wanna know.

Right. Um...

So, shall we pack up a few things,

and we'll get you out of here before...

- No.
- No?

I can't keep running, Hilda.

I must face him, talk to him.

Here.

Take Adam.

Hide him.

- Okay.
- Keep him safe.

And send His Lordship in, will you?

- Are you really sure?
- Yes.

So this is where you've been
keeping yourself, Lilith.

A temple of Hecate.

Oh, she was the goddess of witches,

and I was the first witch.

And our newly born son? Where is he?

Spirited away where
you'll never find him.

Lilith,

this is not a fairy tale.

When I leave this realm,
I will be taking my son.

Caliban sent two kings to kill me.

Didn't you, Caliban?

The wench lies.

I couldn't care less...

about you.

I promised you death
should you betray me.

I should kill you now. But I won't
make you a martyr to our son.

A son needs his mother.

[CHUCKLES] How absurd you are!

As Romulus and Remus suckled
on the teat of a wolf,

so our son shall suckle
on the teat of a hellhound.

Toughen him up and all that.

And he'll have his father
to teach him how to be king.

Retrieve him.

Make sure he's ready for
his trip to Pandemonium.

You have six last hours
to spend with Adam.

Enjoy them.

[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]

[BELL RINGING]

[SABRINA MORNINGSTAR] Guys, crazy idea.

What if we play hooky today?

- Don't you play hooky basically every day?
- That is fair.

But not with you guys.

And today's kind of important.

What'd you have in mind?

Something I've never
done with you guys before.

[NICK] So, Spellman, why did
you want me to meet you here?

Nick.

Knowing that I might not
be myself for much longer,

there's a few things I need to
say to you before it's too late.

Even after everything that's
happened between us...

I miss you...

so much.

And I heard what you said to me.

Well, to me and the other me. You...

You know what I mean.

And when I search my heart...

that one percent chance
you were talking about?

It's now.

["TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART" PLAYING]

♪ Turn around ♪

♪ Every now and then I
get a little bit lonely ♪

♪ And you're never coming 'round ♪

♪ Turn around ♪

♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit tired ♪

♪ Of listening to the
sound of my tears ♪

♪ Turn around ♪

[SABRINA MORNINGSTAR] ♪ Every
now and then I get a little bit nervous ♪

♪ That the best of all
the years have gone by ♪

[HARVEY] ♪ Turn around ♪

[SABRINA MORNINGSTAR] ♪ Every
now and then I get a little bit terrified ♪

♪ And then I see the look in your eyes ♪

♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪

- ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪
- ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪

♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪

♪ And I need you now tonight ♪

♪ And I need you more than ever ♪

♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪

♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪

♪ And we'll only be making it right ♪

♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪

♪ Together we can take it
to the end of the line ♪

♪ Your love is like a shadow
on me all of the time ♪

♪ All of the time ♪

[HARVEY] ♪ I don't know what to
do and I'm always in the dark ♪

♪ We're living in a powder
keg and giving off sparks ♪

[SABRINA MORNINGSTAR]
♪ I really need you tonight ♪

♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪

♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪

♪ Once upon a time I
was falling in love ♪

♪ Now I'm only falling apart ♪

♪ There's nothing I can do ♪

♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪

♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪

[SONG ENDS]

Don't worry, little Adam.

- [ADAM COOS]
- Oh.

It'll be all right.

He'll never have you.

Never.

No matter what it takes.

What the hell?

- You're ruining his life.
- Whose?

Robin's.

He's one of us. He belongs with us.

He's as fast as lightning and
can run on freaking rainbows.

He'll live for thousands of years,
but not if he stays with you.

Every day spent in this doomed realm,

cut off from the faykind,
he gets a little weaker.

Eventually, he won't
be a hobgoblin at all.

Everything that makes
him special will be gone.

Let him go, mortal...

for his sake.

[SIGHS] And voilà!

Good as new, that.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh no.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No.

We're supposed to rule Hell together.

What will happen to us now?

[SIGHS] If I don't come back the same,

I guess you'll have to torture
all those souls without me.

[CHUCKLES] That was a joke.

Thank you for loving me.

Once was not enough.

Come back to me, Spellman.

[METATRON] Enough chaos.

Let the merge begin.

Sabrinas, close your eyes

and invite the darkness
of space into yourselves.

Imagine yourselves floating, weightless.

Empty yourselves of your
troubles, your identities,

your souls.

Let yourselves go.

Release and surrender to my voice.

I will transform and
transmute you into one.

Stop!

Stop the ritual!

Ambrose, what is it?

Aunt Zelda, it is much bigger
than we could have ever imagined.

Everything we've experienced is
a mere prelude to our annihilation.

There are three new
realms approaching...

on a collision course with our own.

Sorry. It's, what, three new
realms? How's that... What?

They are the next eldritch terror,

bearing down upon us,
causing these tremors,

promising our extinction.

They are horrors from the stars,

the Cosmic...

which is why it is strange

that our celestial friend
here did not know about it.

Unless they did.

They just chose not to share it with us.

Had you known of the duplicate cosmos,

there was an 83% chance

you would have tried to
preserve both Sabrinas' lives.

- Damn straight.
- And yet,

the probability of those
efforts being successful

would be approaching zero.

You would only have birthed more chaos.

The merge must proceed,

or the rogue cosmos will
destroy three realms.

Oh, wait a second.

What's the probability
of the merge succeeding?

Fifty-six percent.

Those are terrible odds.

What was your backup plan?

One or both Sabrinas must die.

- Step away from my niece.
- And my daughter.

Don't even think about it.

It is statistically the only way.

Order must be restored!

No! Sibling, stop!

You forget. We are both celestials.
Do not force my hand.

There will be order at all costs.

Then you leave me no choice.

Or... der.

[GRUNTS]

[LUCIFER SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SWALLOWS, SIGHS]

[SIGHS] Well, did the merge work?

Behold, the latest
eldritch terror, the Cosmic,

as foretold by Harvey Kinkle's sketch.

There are three duplicate
realms approaching our own.

The infernal, the mortal, the celestial.

The existence of two
Sabrinas in our cosmos has...

brought about the existence
of a parallel cosmos

that is hurtling towards ours,

being pulled towards
ours by the Sabrinas.

However, I do have a simple idea

as to how we might stop

this other cosmos from
crashing into our own.

We could possibly
avert this deadly impact

and cause the eldritch
cosmos to dissipate

by sending one Sabrina from
our Earth to the other Earth.

Like an offering

or a sacrifice.

Sabrina Morningstar must go.
She's clearly the lesser Sabrina.

- Oh, Auntie, that's not true.
- Sabrina Spellman is correct.

- She is by far the lesser Sabrina.
- But, Dad...

- Excuse me?
- Come on. Stop.

We are both equally
responsible for this.

Yeah, exactly.

So we'll decide who
goes, fair and square.

Sabrina Spellman and Morningstar

have decided upon their preferred method

of decision making.

Rock, paper, scissors.

On three.

- One.
- Two.

Three.

Spellman wins.

Morningstar must go.

No. I refuse.

The child, my child, stays with me.

Dad, please. Stop.

You always said you
wanted me to bring honor

to the House of Morningstar.

What kind of queen would I
be if I let all my subjects die?

How will we get me to the other cosmos?

A rocket?

No, Nicholas and I, we'd open
up a wormhole in a mirror,

and you would step through it.

Hey, babe.

Sorry I'm late. I...

I...

Theo?

Are you okay?

[SHAKILY] You need to go...

Robin...

with the other hobgoblins.

You need to go with them.

[CRYING] You can't stay here

and give up everything
that makes you, you.

Did something happen?

I don't want you here.

I don't want you here. Go.

[WIND RUSHING]

I love you, Theo.

Leave your window unlocked.

And one night, I'll...
I'll come back through it.

I promise.

I love you too.

[QUIETLY] Go.

Please.

Honor your promise to me, Caliban.

I will, my lady.

I don't even know what to say.

Say...

Say you'll see us soon.

I'll see you soon.

Ready, Cousin?

What will the other universe be like?

If not an exact copy,
very close to our own.

We call upon the universe,
shift your paradigm.

Split apart the fabric
of space and time.

[GLASS BREAKING]

- [GLASS BREAKING]
- [GRUNTING, PANTING]

[WOMAN] Sabrina, is that you?

There you are.

Where were you? We were getting worried.

Not me. I haven't been worried
since bottomless mimosas.

[STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

[SABRINA] What happens now, Ambrose?

We wait

and pray that the sky
stops falling on us.

Didn't Metatron say that the chances...

Metatron did not know the future.

Nor did the angel account
for hope... and love.

[LUCIFER] The child,

hand him over.

The time has come, Lilith.

Give me my son.

Why don't you sit for a while,

like you used to? Have a bite to eat.

I've already lost one child today.

I will take the other with me presently.

Lilith?

You once cooked me a special meal.

My lover, Adam.

I named our son after him.

[EXHALES]

What have you done, Lilith?

Medea was a witch. Did you know that?

I freed our son, and I freed myself.

Rather he die than be raised by you.

And as for me,

well,

kill me

as promised, please.

Do it, I beg you.

Do it, please. I beg you.

You will not die for
this outrage, Lilith,

but you will suffer.

[LILITH GASPING]

- I curse you, witch, with humanity.
- What?

You are stripped of your powers

and banished from Hell to walk
on Earth the rest of your days.

- [SHOUTS]
- You will age.

You will grow weak as all mortals do.

You will know strife.

You will know sickness, disease, pain,

but you will not die.

- [SCREAMS]
- You will writhe

in grievous guilt for the
choice you have made today,

and you will wish desperately
for death, for release,

but it will never come.

No! Wait.

Wait!

Wait! Wait!

[PANTING]

[SOBBING]

[WAILS]

[PRUDENCE] Father,

we know what the next
eldritch terror is.

The Cosmic.

Yes, child.

So you're going to tell
us how to stop it...

or my next needle...

goes in through your ear.

[NICK] Sabrina.

- You thinking about her?
- Hmm.

Oh, look.

A falling star.

Star light, star bright,

The first star I see tonight,

I wish I may, I wish I might,

Have the wish I wish tonight.

That Sabrina be safe.

That we all be safe.

[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]