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Rock music
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Des Rocs' "Let Me Live/
Let Me Die" plays
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[Mickey] Here. Shotgun.
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[partier] Oh!
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[all cheering]
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I know pain, I know dread
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Look, his eyes
have turned to lead
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The tears don't stop the fire
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It's killin' time
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Liam's team.
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See your eyes got nothin' left
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Kiss me, I am the cobra
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It's killin' time
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Oh, oh, let me live
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- [Ian laughing]
- Oh, let me die
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music warps, stops
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light music
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[gunfire on TV]
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[gunfire continues]
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- Take that, motherfucker.
- Stop shooting all my guys.
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Part of the game, douche bag.
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- Fuck you.
- Uh-uh.
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You're done, you're done,
you're done!
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- Yes! Uhh!
- God... damn it!
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Victory, bitch.
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- You know what that means?
- Ohh...
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That means you owe me
another blow job.
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Yeah
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Yeah
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Yeah yeah yeah
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Hey
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When I'm feelin' myself
I move like this
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When you feelin' yourself,
then move like this
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- Hello, boys.
- Now do it
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When I'm feelin' myself
I move like this
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If you feelin' yourself
then move like this
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Now do it, just do it
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Yeah
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vocalizing
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[Ian] And I'm bottom now, too,
if you wanna switch things up?
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I wanted to fuck a guy
in the ass,
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I woulda stayed in prison.
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Get the lube, bitch!
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Move
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Move
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Move
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Mickey...[panting]
I'm exhausted.
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- Uh-huh. I don't care.
- We been at this all night.
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And now we're gonna
be at it all morning.
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Jesus Christ, this is like
the fourth nob job
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- I've given you.
- Six, bitch.
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Come on, get your
cum dumpster down here.
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[sighs] All right, fine.
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But after this, you're getting
dressed and showered,
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and we're gonna be
productive, okay?
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Oh, don't you worry.
I'm about to be very,
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- very productive.
- Uh-huh.
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- Uh-huh!
- [Ian grunts]
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Ah...
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mmm...
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[chime]
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[Ian] Oh... shit.
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You can't stop mid-gobble.
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Yeah, sorry, I got a text.
Ned died.
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The fuck is Ned?
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Well, nice to meet you, Ian.
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[Ian] So you drove
all the way to the South Side
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- for chips?
- Well, a bag of chips
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and, uh, ginger snap,
I'm hoping.
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Make that body work
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Oh, come on, Ian,
now, don't be rude.
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Invite your boyfriend
back to my place.
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I mean, the more
the merrier, right?
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- What'd you call me?
- What?
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What the fuck did you call me?
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[car horn honks]
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I need somebody to rob my house,
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and I'm hoping you could help.
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Make that body work
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- Hey, fucker!
- Fuck!
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[gunshot]
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No fucking way!
- [Ned] It is the toughest
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badass fag beater
this side of the Chicago River.
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Fuck off!
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Oh... right.
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Yeah, I don't give
two shits, man.
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Finish up slurpy.
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Not in the mood anymore.
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[Mickey] What?
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You fuckin' serious?
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Rock music
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[urine splashing]
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You really this upset over
some wrinkled old fag dying?
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[muffled] Yeah, kinda.
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Why?
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I guess everyone I've been with
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gets a little piece of my heart.
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Wait... everyone?
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Funky rock
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I was hoping to get
my hands on your hose.
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- Take what I want - All right.
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My muffin top is delicious.
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You want the bottom half?
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You did not order a muffin
just to make that joke.
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I should probably shut it off,
but then I'd miss the part
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where you take it up the ass
from a teenage boy.
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- Just do it - [Ian] Jesus.
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We can have a nice time
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- Gonna be a long night?
- Oh, yeah.
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Billy Elliot, cornholing
the father of my children.
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You ever pitch?
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Usually, but...
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I'm open,
depending on what you're into.
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Where are we doin' this?
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Follow me.
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You can go and make it happen
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What's our safe word
if we wanna stop?
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Ow, motherfucker?
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Must be big, judging from
the grimace on your face.
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Oh. Perfect.
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Yeah.
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J City playin' around
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These rappers sayin' when ya
around I'ma take him down
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He get aggressive
when they put me in the ring
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I don't wait to take the crown
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Come on, G.I., pound me
like an Iraqi solider!
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Okay, you need to shut
the fuck up.
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I'm winnin', I'm winnin',
I'm winnin', I'm winnin'
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I'm winnin', I'm winnin',
I'm winnin', I'm winnin'
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Admit it, I'll get it,
ain't get enough
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Yep.
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Rap music
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Okay, maybe not everybody.
You don't feel the same way?
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Hey, you wanna bang?
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Do I look busy?
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Rock music
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Oh, at least
you finally got hard.
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Yo, Angie.
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- [Angie] Yeah?
- You wanna fuck?
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Sure.
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We're gonna have sex
whenever I feel like it.
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Obviously, I'll be the top
since you're...
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pretty much a chick,
but you are gonna have to
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stick something up my ass
every once in a while,
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or I'm gonna get real bitchy.
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Get up, this is the price
that you pay
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- What the fuck?
- You like the penis, yes?
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Not when there's tits
directly above it.
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You want it up
in your poo place?
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No, I don... I want you
to fuckin'...
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I want you to put it away.
Can you put that away?
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Put that fucking thing
away, please.
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No, I don't.
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You know what, fuck you.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck are you doin'?
What the fuck do you want?
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Fuck off.
The fuck are you lookin' at?
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Tell fuckhead this is not over.
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Fuck off. Fuck's sake.
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Yeah, tell him to go
fuck himself.
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Fuck you want?
Not my fuckin' problem.
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Shut the fuck up.
Fuck do I care?
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Who the fuck knows
if it's even mine?
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What the fuck kinda name
is that?
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That a fuckin' gay joke?
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Hey, if anybody's
got something to say,
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fuckin' say it.
Shut the fuck up.
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Fuck you!
Didn't know she had a piano.
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What the fuck?
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Are you outta your fuckin' mind?
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The front door's
plenty wide enough
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for you to walk the fuck out.
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Oh! Fuck! Fuckin' A.
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The fuck you lookin' at? Pi.
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The fuck you chasin' my bus for?
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'Cause I need you to go buy
me a fuckin' Orange Julius.
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I thought I told you
to shut the fuck up!
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You fuckin' bitch fucker!
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Hey, fuck you, fuck you,
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- and especially fuck you.
- [Ian] All right.
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[grunts]
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I'm sorry if I hurt
your feelings.
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[Mickey] No problem.
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Excuse me for thinking
I had your whole heart.
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You do. The vast majority of it.
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Vast major... What...
How much is that exactly?
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I don't know.
Eighty-seven percent.
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Eighty-seven percent.
Not enough.
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- You're being sensitive.
- Maybe.
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And you're bein' soft.
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Yeah, well,
it's kinda hard not to...
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Cooped up in here
with you all these months,
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having to blow you
every two seconds.
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You know, you don't like it,
you can leave.
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Yeah. Maybe I will.
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[Mickey] Of course you will.
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That's your whole fuckin' M.O.
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Is not.
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Is too.
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Well, I'm leavin' town.
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[laughs]
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There a queer rights rally
somewhere?
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We're done.
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Fuck are you talkin' about?
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I don't need to be fixed,
okay? I'm me!
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This is it.
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This is you breakin' up with me.
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Let's go.
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I can't.
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How 'bout like a...
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temporary separation?
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Wait. Are you dumpin' me?
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I need some air.
This whole quarantine thing's
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- getting to me.
- No, no, you don't get to
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fuckin' leave again. I'm goin'.
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Where the fuck are you goin'?
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- Away from you.
- Oh, yeah?
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What are you gonna do,
some thug shit
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like you always do?
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- [loud thud]
- [women scream]
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- [man grunts]
- On the floor, motherfuckers!
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Hey, Officer.
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Oink, oink.
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[Mickey] Yo, brown ass!
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- Oh, shit!
- Oh, shit is right.
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Come here.
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[man mumbling, whimpering]
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- [Mickey] And curry says what?
- [man shouting]
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This is his errand?
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Do I tell you how to do
EMT shit?
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Leave the goddamn stealing
to the experts.
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We just tell 'em we'll pay 'em,
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and if they complain about it,
we'll beat the shit outta 'em.
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You were right.
We gotta kill her.
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Adiós, motherfucker!
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Hey, Sanchez.
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- Oh, no.
- Time to pay up.
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Fuckin' right,
you keep your mouth shut.
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You say that again, I'll rip
your tongue outta your head.
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You two can put that back,
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or I can crack your skulls
on the pavement.
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- You want this in cash?
- No, we want you to pick out
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fuckin' stocks for us.
Move your ass.
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Cut his hands off,
pull his teeth,
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he can't even be identified.
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Hey, you get the gun,
I'll go get the saw.
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We can bury that piece of shit
in pieces down by the river.
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- How much do we charge?
- [Mickey] 50 bucks.
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- Girls get 17.
- 17?
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Yeah. And we learned
a valuable lesson.
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Anyone can jerk a cock.
I jerk mine, he jerks his.
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Learn a unique skill,
or shut the fuck up.
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[speaking native language]
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No one knows
what the fuck you're sayin'.
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[Mickey] I say we put battery
leads on her nipples
256
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,020
and light her up like
a fucking Christmas tree.
257
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,004
[electricity crackling] Aah!
258
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:34,258
[overlapping screaming]
259
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,344
And you're bouncing
off the walls...
260
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,346
I came out for you,
you piece of shit.
261
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,764
Aah!
262
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,558
- I got him.
- Let me go, douche bag.
263
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,869
- [Mickey] Come on!
- [woman] Okay, drop him
264
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,936
- out the window.
- I'm on like the third floor.
265
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,189
[woman] Yeah, let's see
if he bounces. Come on.
266
00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,191
Go Milkovich on him.
267
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,859
Aah!
268
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,487
You know what?
269
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,197
Better than goin' off
and having another
270
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,991
fuckin' bipolar episode.
271
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,827
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
272
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,639
What do you think of gaming?
"World of Warcraft."
273
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,748
The business side of it.
Online multiplayer gaming
274
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,042
is the future... I read
all about it in a magazine.
275
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,502
Think you'd be any good at it?
276
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,729
[Ian] I went for a run
this morning.
277
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,213
I have a ton of energy. Oh!
278
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:13,839
Check out this sunrise.
279
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,859
- Look at that... it's crazy.
- Yeah, that's real nice.
280
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,718
Must really clear your mind
watching a sunrise
281
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,553
after a long night
of gargling old man balls.
282
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,263
Mm-hmm. Hey, how come none of us
283
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,724
ever learned to play guitar...
or any instrument?
284
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,768
I was thinking that maybe
we could pick up guitar
285
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,354
or-or piano, drums even,
just... it's...
286
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,356
Hi! Hi! Hey!
287
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,565
The Army's on its way
288
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,776
Count off the cadence
loud and strong
289
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,278
Two, three, four,
wherever you go
290
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,530
You will always know
291
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,241
That the Army
goes marching along
292
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,076
Oh, my name's Ian. I don't know
293
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,120
if I'm up or down or up or down!
294
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,996
Don't mind me
while I just go off,
295
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:49,458
acting like a crazy-ass loon!
296
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,879
Good morning, Illinois!
297
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,257
Hey, why you crying?
298
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,092
You're gonna scare Mr. Sun away.
299
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,135
Heavy metal diaper!
300
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,278
- [baby crying]
- [humming] Yeah!
301
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:04,014
No food... we go now.
We hunt like men!
302
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,058
Up, up, and away!
303
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,061
You're gonna love Florida, man!
304
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,646
Pools in every fucking backyard.
305
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,440
Every backyard!
Can you imagine that?
306
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:13,625
Ah, shit, I should watch
my language.
307
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,985
Aw, shit! Fuck! I said shit!
308
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,153
Ha ha. You feel that?
309
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,529
That feeling is all our problems
310
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,948
just disappearing right now.
Just...[whistles]
311
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,742
Whoo!
312
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,994
The sunset's fuckin' beautiful!
313
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,412
[howling] Ow, ow, oooh!
314
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,747
Whoo!
315
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,082
Hey, what are you doin'?
My baby!
316
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,250
Tell me to calm down!
317
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,544
Who sent you? Jesus send you?
318
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,129
Did Jesus send you
to take my baby?
319
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,006
[cop] No.
320
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,800
They wanna steal my baby!
They're trying to steal him!
321
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,219
[overlapping shouting,
baby crying]
322
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,805
Go away, go away! I-I'm sorry.
323
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,808
- I'm so sorry!
- [baby crying]
324
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,521
Have a nice life.
325
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:56,150
- Don't worry, I plan on it.
- I wish I never met you.
326
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,152
[Mickey] Me either.
327
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,990
I, Ian,
328
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,075
take you, Mickey...
329
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:08,537
Lisa Prank's
"Perfect Love Song" plays
330
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,581
How do you know you love me?
331
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,461
Yeah, please proceed.
332
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,756
I guess that, uh,
333
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,091
makes us all done here, huh?
334
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:27,181
For a moment, I pretend I'm home
335
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,849
Fuck you, Gallagher.
336
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:32,603
If I lay still enough
337
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,356
I'm gettin' some new IDs, some
cash and heading to Mexico.
338
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,566
Feels like we're in love
339
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:41,362
Gallagher's spelled with two Ls.
340
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,114
No, it's fuckin' not.
341
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:50,579
This isn't my first rodeo
342
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,459
By now I know
343
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:02,341
Nobody wants to take it slow
344
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,136
And you don't wanna be in love
345
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,388
- Stubborn...
- Leave me alone!
346
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,056
Be in love
347
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,933
You don't wanna be in love
348
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,811
Means you don't wanna be in love
349
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:18,065
I just want everybody
here to know I'm fuckin' gay.
350
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,900
With me
351
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,820
Comin' back?
352
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,698
Depends. Will you suck my dick
whenever I want?
353
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,287
They say you stole a helicopter.
354
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,455
[laughs] That's hilarious.
355
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,416
Oh, is it?
356
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:39,336
And I hope I didn't say too much
357
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:45,676
You pay me compliments all night
358
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,597
I mean, look at Mickey marrying
some whore he knocked up.
359
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,056
What?
360
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,478
How do you know if a guy
you've been hanging out with
361
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,730
likes you?
362
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:04,028
But, seriously,
this does nothing for you?
363
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,530
[Ian] Eh...
364
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,407
- Still gay.
- [Lip] Still gay.
365
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,827
You ready to go again,
or you, uh,
366
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,579
you need some time, firecrotch?
367
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,751
Take your hand off the glass.
368
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:22,588
I don't wanna be in love
369
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,425
I don't wanna be in love
means I don't wanna be
370
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,760
In love
371
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,598
With you
372
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,146
Ian Gallagher!
373
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,361
[thumping dance music plays]
374
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,631
[Ian] You want kids?
375
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,508
Hell, no.
With your mental problems
376
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,094
and my family's comfort
with committing homicides?
377
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:14,431
I wouldn't mind a kid
or two, though.
378
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,933
Well, there's plenty of strays
379
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,434
wandering around
the neighborhood.
380
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,812
I'm sure we can pick one up
for cheap.
381
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:25,567
Wow. You're an ugly
motherfucker.
382
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,820
Well, at least I don't
have to hide in a coffin
383
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,155
- till the sun goes down.
- [laughs]
384
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,661
Ready to do this, Milkovich?
385
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:39,331
Damn straight, Gallagher.
386
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,713
[dance music continues]
387
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:49,591
Stupid... Gallagher.
388
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,391
Hey, dipshits, don't leave
your shit layin' around
389
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,226
for someone to steal.
390
00:16:59,268 --> 00:16:59,977
Morons.
391
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,939
Who the fuck wears those
man-purses anyway?
392
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,401
[upbeat music plays
over speakers]
393
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,337
[pounding dance music]
394
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,151
Time's up, lovebirds.
395
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,861
[Mickey] Get up.
396
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,698
That means get the fuck up.
It's my turn.
397
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,658
[pop music in background]
398
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,786
Stupid Milkovich.
399
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,505
[gunfire on TV]
400
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,132
Come on, motherf... fuck!
401
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,398
Cayucas' "Yeah Yeah Yeah" plays
402
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,332
Eastside style
with a westside smile
403
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,961
I'm gonna push away
the Palisades
404
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:52,047
Whoa, that's different
but it's cool
405
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,550
Different, hear the timbre
406
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,469
Rattle of the rattlesnake
407
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:01,932
And we were hanging
underneath the bleachers
408
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:06,019
In my army-green
colored cargo shorts
409
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,063
I stopped and stuttered
410
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,566
Turned around and muttered
411
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,610
"Damn, I guess I'm a dork"
412
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,445
Ah
413
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,531
Yeah yeah yeah
414
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,867
Yeah yeah yeah
415
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,494
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
416
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,998
Catch me by the bluffs
when the sun goes down
417
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:29,418
A buzzing barfly in Silver Lake
418
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,129
Feels like summer in September
419
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,381
'Neath the eucalyptus
420
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,885
And the versus
with the shake, shake
421
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,972
And we were hanging
underneath the bleachers
422
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:46,685
In my army-green
colored cargo shorts
423
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,062
I stopped and stuttered
424
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,190
Turned around and muttered
425
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:54,484
"Damn, I guess I'm a dork"
426
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,445
Ah
427
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:57,905
Yeah yeah yeah
428
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,990
Yeah yeah yeah
429
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,117
Yeah yeah yeah
430
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,494
Yeah yeah yeah
431
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,288
Yeah yeah yeah
432
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,998
Yeah yeah yeah
433
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,209
Yeah yeah yeah
434
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,794
Yeah yeah yeah
435
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,884
[clicking]
436
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:23,972
[clicking]
437
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,517
Ooh
438
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,519
- [clicking continues]
- I'm feelin' mellow
439
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,480
- [Ian groans]
- You're feelin' mellow
440
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:35,400
We're feelin' mellow
yellow in the parking lot
441
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,944
Uh-huh, I'm feelin' mellow
442
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:40,113
- [dialogue inaudible]
- You're feelin' mellow
443
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:43,659
We're feelin' yellow
mellow in the parking lot
444
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:47,204
Ah, yeah yeah yeah
445
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,122
Yeah yeah yeah
446
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,500
Yeah yeah yeah
447
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,001
Yeah yeah yeah
448
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,504
Yeah yeah yeah
449
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,339
Yeah yeah yeah
450
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,299
Yeah yeah yeah
451
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,636
Yeah yeah yeah,
I'm feelin' mellow
452
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,221
You're feelin' mellow
453
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:08,016
We're feelin' mellow
yellow in the...
454
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,060
You softy. [sighs]
455
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,063
I'm sensitive. You're soft.
456
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,316
- Remember?
- Oh. Right.
457
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,070
So...
458
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,197
how'd your bipolar tirade go?
459
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,241
Oh, so crazy. Thanks for asking.
460
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,076
How did your stealing shit go?
461
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,788
Great. I have so much
more stuff now.
462
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,268
Sometimes we really suck at
this relationship stuff, huh?
463
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,002
It's 'cause you're an asshole.
464
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,337
Takes one to know one, bitch.
465
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,011
We're good at it
sometimes, though.
466
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:47,055
We work well together.
467
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,224
- Hey, where the hell you been?
- Jesus.
468
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,643
I went to your house.
You weren't there.
469
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,186
My shift's starting.
470
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,479
Look, you got any money on you?
471
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:55,689
Two bucks. Why?
472
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,816
I need more than that.
473
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,776
- What for?
- My bitch of a wife
474
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,445
thinks I owe her something.
475
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,197
Like I'm the only guy ever
dropped a fuckin' load in her.
476
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,450
[man] Boys?
Ride around the block?
477
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,661
We look like a couple fags
for sale to you?
478
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,496
[man] Yes.
479
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,124
Well, this ain't Macy's, bitch.
You ain't window-shoppin'!
480
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,044
You're in Boystown outside
a bar called The Fairy Tale.
481
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,379
Why don't you fuck off
'fore I give you a broken spine
482
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,381
to go along
with that limp wrist?
483
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,633
Yeah, get goin',
you fuckin' fruit!
484
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,178
[bottle clatters]
485
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,239
Thinks he can buy
whatever he wants
486
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:30,891
'cause he's got fuckin'
Rolex and an S-class.
487
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,768
That shit happen to you a lot?
488
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,936
Every night.
489
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,813
From rich dudes?
490
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,399
- Gotta get to work.
- Hey, hey, hold on!
491
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,110
Tell your boss you're goin'
home sick tonight.
492
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,445
[Ian] Sick?
493
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:46,531
Yeah, whatever.
Tell him you got AIDS.
494
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,750
Got a room upstairs.
495
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,835
You don't beat around the bush.
496
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,921
I know what I want.
497
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:01,963
Do you?
498
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,051
You like it rough?
499
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,804
Whatever you're into.
500
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,182
[Mickey] Say cheese,
motherfucker.
501
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,643
[man] What the hell? Oh... uhh!
502
00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:16,853
Hey, that's Bulgari.
That's like 200 bucks cash.
503
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,122
- Nice watch, man.
- I'm calling
504
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,874
- the fucking police.
- [Mickey] Yeah, you do that.
505
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,125
What you think Claire
and little Eleanor
506
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,234
would make of the photo
507
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,360
- I just took?
- [man] Who?
508
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,504
Whatever
their fuckin' names are.
509
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,363
Why don't we take
a little trip downstairs?
510
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,490
- We can go to the ATM machine.
- If you're gonna
511
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,367
take my money,
least you can do is have
512
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,869
- the twink suck me off.
- That what you think he is?
513
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,038
- Some twink?
- He gave me blue balls.
514
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,165
Oh!
515
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,458
[coughing]
516
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,128
Now they're black
and blue balls.
517
00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,296
Yeah.
518
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:45,132
But we fight a lot, man.
519
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,216
It's how we started.
520
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,260
Started?
That shit still happens.
521
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,053
Well, it's all I know.
522
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,806
I didn't exactly have
the best parental role models
523
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:55,350
with Frank and Monica.
524
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,936
There you are. It's you.
525
00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,021
- Hi, Mom.
- I almost didn't get in
526
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,982
'cause my license is expired.
527
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,568
They thought I was
a Muslim spy or something.
528
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:08,405
Hey! Oh, enjoy your big,
empty, lonely SUV,
529
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,324
you motherfucking
yuppie piece of shit!
530
00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:13,410
Don't worry.
We'll get another one.
531
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,954
Oh, yes! Ian, come on, come on.
532
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,665
Anywhere south of here is great.
533
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,250
Oh, a dog!
534
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,377
Oh, I want a dog!
535
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,880
Mm. Get warm with the dog.
536
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:26,673
Bye, Bill!
537
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,966
Thanks!
538
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:31,303
- I don't have any money.
- No worries... I got money.
539
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,762
Go in and get us a table.
540
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,723
Yeah, go on in!
541
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:36,183
Really, go on, go on.
542
00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:38,143
[Ian] What were you
doing with that... trucker
543
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,937
- to get money?
- I sold him something.
544
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,981
- What?
- Nothing very important.
545
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,650
And it got us a lot of
great food, right?
546
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,152
What?
547
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,779
You're a beautiful,
beautiful man.
548
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,532
I did fucking good making you.
549
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,035
- [Monica] Aw, I missed you!
- [man] Who's this?
550
00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:58,622
This is my son.
This is my son, Ian.
551
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,165
Hey.
552
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,416
Yeah.
553
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,710
- [Ian] Are you selling meth?
- What?
554
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:04,920
I found some in your bag.
555
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,338
You're going through my stuff?
556
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,839
[Ian] Is that how you got
that money?
557
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,424
Then what's he doing out here?
558
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,760
- Is he cooking out here?
- He takes care of me,
559
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,136
and I take care of him.
560
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,429
And I'm happy!
561
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,556
Hey, what the fuck
is going on out here?
562
00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,433
- We're just talking.
- Shut the fuck up.
563
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,018
- I'm trying to sleep.
- Okay, we will.
564
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,204
- [Ian] Jesus.
- The fuck you say?
565
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,605
Jesus. I said fucking Jesus!
566
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,315
Don't eye fuck me, motherfucker.
567
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,067
Did I make you hear me, asshole?
568
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,110
- Fuck you.
- Get the fuck outta here.
569
00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:31,196
- [Ian] Back off.
- No, no, no, he's just tired.
570
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,073
He's under a lotta stress
now, okay?
571
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,742
His name is Walter,
and he's very handsome.
572
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,118
And I'm finally happy.
573
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,246
I hitched a ride
with a tractor salesman.
574
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:41,873
People like us, we can be happy.
575
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,208
[whispers] I love you.
576
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,377
We're gonna be okay.
577
00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:48,713
I'd love a dog, you know?
578
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:53,468
Yeah, like Terry was
a fuckin' dream parent?
579
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,679
Hey, my dad took my brothers
on a run outta town
580
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,223
for a couple days,
so you wanna ditch that dump
581
00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,975
and crash at my place, you can.
582
00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:01,327
Was I just invited
to a sleepover?
583
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,228
Fuck you is what you
were invited to.
584
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,729
[laughs]
585
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,069
[no audible dialogue]
586
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:13,989
[Ian] Fuck! Shit!
587
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:17,033
What the fuck?
588
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:19,077
[Mickey] D-Dad,
hold on, hold on.
589
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,330
- Mandy wasn't enough for you?
- Dad, hold on!
590
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:24,249
You sick piece of shit!
591
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:25,875
- [both grunting]
- [Terry] Huh? Huh?
592
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,128
Get the fuck off of him!
593
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:31,172
Tense music
594
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,468
No son of mine
595
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,096
it's gonna be a goddamn
AIDS monkey!
596
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,099
Sit your ass down.
597
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,226
Fuckin' ass digger!
598
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,396
Tense music continues
599
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:59,951
It's Terry.
Send over the Russian.
600
00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:09,002
She's gonna fuck
the faggot outta you, kid.
601
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,463
Ride him till he likes it.
602
00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:13,715
And you're goddamn gonna watch.
603
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,103
In a way, Frank is worse.
604
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,898
Terry is worse
in every possible way.
605
00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:31,399
- Frank.
- Terry.
606
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,610
Are we gonna fight
about this too?
607
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,570
No. I guess they're both
pieces of shit.
608
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,238
- Gallagher!
- [Monica screams]
609
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,991
[Frank] I paid you!
I paid you, Terry!
610
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,746
[Monica]
What the fuck, Milkovich?
611
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,748
Get the fuck off me,
you crazy bitch!
612
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,084
- This ain't about you!
- [Monica] Frank, what the hell
613
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:51,544
- did you do?
- Why's it always my fault?
614
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,714
- [Monica] Would somebody...
- [Terry grunting]
615
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,342
[Ian] Hey... is that my shirt?
616
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,427
Yeah.
617
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,513
I'm just asking.
618
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,307
- Whoa!
- Jesus!
619
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,018
[slow motion] Whoa!
620
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,940
Mickey! I know you're
in there, you fuckin' homo!
621
00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:14,609
Hey, Mick, you faggy faggot!
622
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:17,320
I got a little conversion
therapy for you.
623
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,614
- You suck a dick, you die.
- Would you shut the fuck up?
624
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,574
You're annoying the shit
outta everybody.
625
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:23,368
Well, if it isn't
the little shirt lifter.
626
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,328
Just want you to know,
you marry a man,
627
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:26,996
I'ma put a fuckin'
bullet in your head...
628
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:27,956
Simple as that.
629
00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,457
Let go of the door before I...
630
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,334
I'm not gonna let go of the door
631
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,877
until you let go of the door.
632
00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:35,147
- [Ian] Get the pepper spray.
- [Frank] Aw, come... would you...
633
00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:36,381
- Come on.
- One more, Frank.
634
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:37,465
I'm gonna count to three.
635
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:38,883
- One...
- Hey, Liam,
636
00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:41,094
would you get me a blanket?
Get me a blanket.
637
00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,446
And some of that bacon. Get me...
638
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:45,598
Ah, fuck, what happened
to three?
639
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,559
Look at the little shit.
640
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,686
Oh, my, my, my.
641
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,440
[laughing]
Oh, he's a cute little fucker!
642
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:55,108
Oh, no, those are mine.
643
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,276
[Fiona] Come on, let him go.
644
00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:57,360
No, put it back!
645
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,237
[Frank]
Are you fucking kidding me?
646
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,947
- [Fiona] Hey!
- [Ian] Get off!
647
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,450
- [Fiona] Hey, stop that!
- [Frank] Are you kidding me?
648
00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,744
- [Ian] Aah!
- [Fiona] Fucking stop it!
649
00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:08,079
- [overlapping shouting]
- [Fiona] Knock it off!
650
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,249
[Fiona] Get away from him!
651
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:12,459
[clang]
652
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,377
[thud]
653
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,171
[Terry] God damn it! Ohh!
654
00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:18,548
Fuckin' candy-ass
motherfuckin' pussy!
655
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,842
Get these goddamn cuffs off.
I'll kick your fuckin' ass.
656
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,886
You and your goddamn
faggoty boyfriend!
657
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:25,472
You peckerneck bastards,
you rotten motherfuckers!
658
00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:26,639
You pig-ass pieces of shit!
659
00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:29,100
Give me the goddamn meth!
660
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,518
Or what?
661
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,188
[overlapping screaming]
662
00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:35,106
[Ian] Hey, get...
663
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:38,109
Aah!
664
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,154
- Fuck you!
- [Frank shouting]
665
00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,113
[Debbie] No!
666
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,949
[shouting continues]
667
00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:49,454
[groaning] Uhhhh!
668
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:52,916
Aah!
669
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:56,920
I'll fucking kill you,
you son of a bitch!
670
00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,129
Ohh!
671
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,384
Ohh... God!
672
00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,136
You fucker!
673
00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:08,097
[continues shouting]
674
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,684
[man] Don't need no cops, Terry.
675
00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:13,102
Don't need no cops.
676
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,355
[overlapping shouting]
677
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:17,232
[Terry] Come on! Uhh!
678
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,817
Fuckin' faggot!
679
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:21,486
Get outta my house,
you pole-smokin' queer!
680
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:22,987
Fuck you! Don't worry about it.
681
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:26,491
I been stayin' at Ian's since
you been in the can, bitch.
682
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:27,718
Guess what we been doin', Daddy?
683
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:28,952
We've been fucking!
684
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,162
- Oh, let me go!
- [Mickey] I take it!
685
00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:32,956
He gives it to me good and hard,
686
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,749
- and I fuckin' like it!
- Let me go!
687
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,793
- Let me go!
- [cop] Calm down, Terry!
688
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,045
Fuck you! I fuckin' take it!
689
00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:41,381
- I fuckin' love it!
- [cop] Get him outta here.
690
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:42,757
- Fuck you!
- [Terry] I'm gonna
691
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:43,943
cut your balls in little pieces
692
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,677
and shove 'em up your
ass so far,
693
00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:47,637
you'll grow ball trees,
you fuck!
694
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,390
- You... uhh!
- What is your problem, Terry?
695
00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:52,475
You been out for four hours.
696
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,270
Faggots! [muffled] Faggots!
697
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:57,313
End chords
698
00:30:57,355 --> 00:31:00,191
[siren whooping]
699
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,277
Yeah, we're doomed.
700
00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:05,238
Guess we have daddy issues.
701
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,575
What if we learned
how to do things
702
00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:11,619
like a normal couple?
703
00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:13,329
Okay. Like what?
704
00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:15,999
Like fuckin'...
705
00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,546
light music
706
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,222
[bird twittering]
707
00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:32,932
Eh...
708
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:36,311
Okay, uh, count of three,
first thing that comes to mind,
709
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:37,913
something normal
that we could do together.
710
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:40,148
- Yeah, okay.
- One, two, three.
711
00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:41,065
Funnel beer
712
00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:42,626
- through our assholes
- Take a bath together.
713
00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:43,610
- Huh?
- What?
714
00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:46,571
[Ian exhales deeply]
715
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,657
[soft music plays]
716
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,659
This is gay.
717
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,161
We're gay.
718
00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:55,496
I don't think I'm this gay.
719
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,417
No. I'm not this gay.
720
00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:02,420
Can we just do one
romantic thing together?
721
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:03,939
I don't know what
you want from me, all right?
722
00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:07,884
I'm not into frilly
fuckin' smelly shit.
723
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,928
Jesus Christ, you want us
to put a blanket out
724
00:32:09,969 --> 00:32:12,055
and look
for shooting stars next?
725
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,890
Liking what I like
don't make me a bitch.
726
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,184
Doesn't mean I'm gonna wear
a fuckin' dress or anything.
727
00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:17,685
[belches] Douche bags.
728
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,772
Make way. I call crapper.
729
00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:21,940
Shove over, faggots.
730
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,542
The cops decided
to make the streets safe
731
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:25,735
for strollers and yoga mats
again, fuck you very much.
732
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,046
You ever try to get me
to move to Milwaukee,
733
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,738
I'll fucking murder you.
Yeah, sure.
734
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,008
Got nothing better to do than
watch a bunch of pruny queens
735
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,551
slap their sacks against
your ass cheeks.
736
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,803
[Ian] Thirteen years old,
she's bringing a shiv to class.
737
00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,371
Man, I miss high school.
738
00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:37,497
[thudding]
739
00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:38,998
Motherfucker...
740
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,502
Hey... ah, found it.
741
00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:44,021
- We don't believe...
- Finishing sentences, Grandma?
742
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,546
- [Ian] Mickey.
- That what you don't
743
00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:46,547
believe in?
744
00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:47,733
Why'd you climb through
the window?
745
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:49,592
Bunch of fuckin' Mexicans
out front.
746
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,678
I'm fuckin' busy,
Peppermint Patty.
747
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,805
Go whine to someone
who gives a shit.
748
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:56,224
- You can't let hate win.
- Wake up little Mary Sunshine.
749
00:32:56,265 --> 00:32:57,475
Hate always wins.
750
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:58,685
I fucked Angie.
751
00:32:58,726 --> 00:32:59,852
Everybody fucks Angie.
752
00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,396
You don't fuck Angie?
753
00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:02,897
- No.
- Wanna fuck Angie?
754
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:04,482
I could call her,
get her down here.
755
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,293
- Can you take baby to funeral?
- No, it's illegal
756
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,402
in this country.
757
00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:08,861
Oh... that fat fuck?
758
00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:11,614
He'd give a shit, believe me.
All he's thinking about
759
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,092
is whether to have extra
helpings of kielbasa
760
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,659
or pierogi at his mom's tonight.
761
00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,577
[speaking native language]
762
00:33:16,619 --> 00:33:18,663
I don't know what
you're fucking saying!
763
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,432
- [continues in native language]
- Oh, my God!
764
00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:21,874
I don't know what that means!
765
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:23,584
Look, don't worry,
we'll get a dick in
766
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:24,877
as soon as we can.
767
00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,796
Yes, I wanna help. I wanna help
768
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,107
by shoving a shotgun
down my dad's throat
769
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,275
and watching his spinal cord
burst out his fuckin' back
770
00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,551
all over his kitchen wall!
771
00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:34,595
Rock music
772
00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:39,434
Okay, you need to push
the fuck back, nutjob.
773
00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:41,352
Eat my cornhole, cocks!
774
00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:42,538
I gotta do this with you again?
775
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:44,230
It's not a fucking
Antiques Roadshow.
776
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,958
You get on the whole thing
or nothing at all.
777
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,960
Think I'm gonna stand
around here selling each piece
778
00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:49,545
for 5 bucks like
it's a fuckin' yard sale?
779
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,029
- We're thirsty.
- Good thing
780
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,905
there's a sink
in the fuckin' bathroom, huh?
781
00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:54,615
Get the fuck outta here.
782
00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:56,492
Get outta here!
783
00:33:58,494 --> 00:33:59,555
And learn how to run
like a dude!
784
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:03,458
That is the dirtiest
white boy in America.
785
00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,543
Jesus Christ!
786
00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:08,629
You fucking never wanna do
what I wanna do.
787
00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:10,774
Maybe that's 'cause you're
always trying to change me.
788
00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:12,592
Yeah, maybe some change
would be good for ya.
789
00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:15,595
Fuck you. Why don't you change?
790
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,180
You're more fucked up than I am.
791
00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:19,932
Bullshit, you're the king
of fucked up.
792
00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:22,894
Rock music
793
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,940
I'll head over by myself.
I'll be back in a couple hours.
794
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:31,486
What, you don't want me to go?
795
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:33,780
Probably best if you don't,
tough guy.
796
00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:34,965
Watch me now, look at me goin'
797
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:36,115
What the fuck, Ian?
798
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,159
Sick of your whiny, pussy crap.
799
00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:40,286
[Mickey] You're so tough,
come here!
800
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,496
[Ian] He's a shit-talking,
801
00:34:41,537 --> 00:34:43,790
bitch-slapping piece of
South Side trash I fell for.
802
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,583
Where is he?
The fuck is he, Mick?
803
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,877
Fuck you! Fuck me for
giving a shit, you prick.
804
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,630
Hey, what the fuck, Gallagher?
805
00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:51,798
[Ian] Oh, he speaks!
806
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:53,192
You can give all the shits
you want,
807
00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:55,635
but the next time my dick
is limp from all the meds,
808
00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:57,678
don't go all, "Oh, it's okay.
Wah-wah."
809
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,639
Just suck it harder, you faggot.
810
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,848
Fuck you!
811
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,106
You're gonna love it
812
00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:10,733
Hey, you wanna fag bash?
Make you feel like a man?
813
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,652
Go ahead... do it!
814
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,905
You're gonna love it
815
00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:20,827
Get the fuck off!
816
00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:22,787
[heavy breathing]
817
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,122
Got a premonition
818
00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:26,124
I'm ready for demolition
819
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:28,084
Start it up, start it up
820
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,169
I want my recognition
821
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:33,548
You love me. And you're gay.
822
00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:35,174
Just admit it.
823
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,635
You been waiting your whole life
824
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:38,803
[Mickey] Suck a dick!
825
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:41,848
For something this good
826
00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:43,850
I wanna know how you feel,
you know?
827
00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:46,060
Put me up in that limelight
828
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:49,105
Runnin' it like we should
829
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,565
You're gonna love it
830
00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:52,441
Just this once...
831
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:55,361
fuckin' admit it.
832
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,279
Feel like a man?
833
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,572
Motherfucker!
834
00:35:57,613 --> 00:35:59,740
You're gonna love it
835
00:36:03,911 --> 00:36:06,289
You're gonna love it
836
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:11,002
Feel better now.
837
00:36:12,628 --> 00:36:13,963
Percussive music
838
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,048
Ha. Yeah. [laughs]
839
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:18,759
I don't do normal, Gallagher.
840
00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:20,469
[Ian grunts]
841
00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:22,680
I don't either.
842
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:30,104
[Ian] Ahh...
843
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:32,899
[Mickey] Fuckin' love you.
844
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:34,817
[Ian] I love you too.
845
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,486
[both chuckle]
846
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,874
upbeat rock music
847
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:02,094
Why do you do
the silly things you do?
848
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:04,513
Beats the hell out of me
849
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:08,267
Why does it make me feel
the way I do?
850
00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:11,687
Got me weak in the knees
851
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,565
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
852
00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:16,025
Don't want to talk about
853
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,860
Ain't gonna talk about
854
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,571
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
855
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:22,031
Don't want to talk about
856
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,866
Ain't gonna talk about
857
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,576
I'm going insane
858
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:29,705
I'm going crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
859
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:31,582
I'm out of my brain
860
00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:35,544
you got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
861
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,421
I'm going insane
862
00:37:37,463 --> 00:37:41,884
I'm going crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
863
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,594
I can't explain
864
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:47,098
You got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
865
00:37:47,139 --> 00:37:48,224
About you
866
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,059
Whoo, ooh, ooh
867
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,394
Whoo, ooh, ooh
868
00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:54,063
[Mickey] I knew you'd come.
Come here.
869
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,898
Whoo, ooh, ooh
870
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,733
Whoo, ooh, ooh
871
00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:59,902
Whoo, ooh, ooh
872
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,946
How do you keep me coming
back around?
873
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,322
Gonna see you again?
874
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,491
I'm on a tight, tight leash
875
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,619
Why do you chew me up
and spit me out?
876
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:11,205
C-c-c-catch and release
877
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:14,000
I'm going insane
878
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:18,087
I'm going crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
879
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,840
I'm out of my brain
880
00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:23,592
Come here.
881
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,886
I'm going insane
882
00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:27,555
I'm going crazy, crazy...
883
00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:30,099
[door clangs]
884
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,976
I can't explain
885
00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:35,521
You got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
886
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,273
About you
887
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:40,901
I rolled on the cartel I was
workin' for, and in exchange,
888
00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:44,071
guess who gets to pick
where he gets locked up?
889
00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:46,240
Holy fuck.
890
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:50,619
Oh, hey, I got bottom, so...
891
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,621
you're on top.
892
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,290
I'm gonna talk about
893
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,959
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
894
00:38:57,001 --> 00:39:00,796
I wanna talk about
895
00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:02,173
I'm going insane
896
00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:06,302
I'm going crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
897
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,179
I'm out of my brain
898
00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:12,141
You got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
899
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,268
I'm going insane
900
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,062
I'm going crazy, crazy...
901
00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:18,064
Come here.
902
00:39:18,105 --> 00:39:20,149
Whoo, ooh, ooh
903
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,401
Whoo, ooh, ooh
904
00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:25,821
Isn't that cute?
Little domestic bitches?
905
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,824
Mm. thank you.
906
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,701
I'm gonna talk about
907
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:33,204
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
908
00:39:33,245 --> 00:39:36,165
I wanna talk about,
I'm gonna talk about
909
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,792
I wanna talk about...
910
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,627
I love you...
911
00:39:39,668 --> 00:39:42,588
Mickey Milkovich.
912
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:46,217
More than anything.
913
00:39:46,258 --> 00:39:47,885
And if you'll let me,
914
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,929
I-I'd like to spend
the rest of my life...
915
00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:52,348
Jesus Christ, save the fuckin'
speech, you pussy.
916
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,058
I'm going insane
917
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,768
I'll marry you.
918
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,978
Of course
I'll fucking marry you.
919
00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,522
I can't explain
920
00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:02,942
You got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
921
00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:04,610
About you
922
00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:10,282
I, Mikhailo, take you, Ian,
923
00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:13,077
to be my husband...
924
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,246
to have and to hold,
925
00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:18,124
from this day forward,
926
00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:20,543
for better or worse,
927
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,796
richer or poorer,
928
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:27,675
sickness and in health,
929
00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:32,304
to love and to cherish you
930
00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,681
till death do us part.
931
00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:37,226
The field underneath the tree
932
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:41,480
I, Ian, take you,
933
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:42,815
Mickey,
934
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,651
to be my husband...
935
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:48,946
to have and to hold you
from this day forward,
936
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:51,240
for better or for worse,
937
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,826
richer or poorer,
938
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:56,454
in sickness and in health.
939
00:40:57,496 --> 00:41:01,500
To love and to cherish you
till death do us part.
940
00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:04,503
[pastor] Now that Mikhailo
and Ian
941
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,589
have given themselves
to each other
942
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,090
with these vows
943
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,301
and the giving
and receiving of rings,
944
00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,970
I now pronounce you
945
00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:16,015
husband and husband.
946
00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:19,810
- Now?
- [pastor] Yes, now.
947
00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:23,606
[cheers and applause]
948
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:36,118
[cheers and applause continue]
949
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,163
indie rock music
950
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:43,459
She pulled me closer
951
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,003
Under the crying sky
952
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:49,006
In greater New Orleans
953
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,133
End of a lonely night
954
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:54,053
And spirits watched
955
00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,388
I thought this was forever
956
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:59,266
True crime, water into wine
957
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:01,602
Woke up
with the wool over my eyes
958
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:04,230
She said, "Love, tell
it to the judge"
959
00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:06,565
Truth frees,
but it's easier to lie
960
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:10,903
You did me wrong,
but I played along
961
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,030
And it's a
962
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,952
It's a true crime
963
00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:29,171
This is like the fourth time
964
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:31,090
I've Stormy Danieled
your little Trump.
965
00:42:31,131 --> 00:42:33,175
Sixth. Come on... get your
cock pocket down there.
966
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,718
Fuck.
I feel like a Russian brothel.
967
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,429
This is like the fourth time
I've gobbled your turkey neck.
968
00:42:37,471 --> 00:42:39,890
Sixth.
Get your cock pocket down here.
969
00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:42,101
Ugh. Happy Thanksgiving.
970
00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:43,435
Jesus Christ, this is like
971
00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:45,980
the fourth Showtime casting
couch I've given you.
972
00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:48,941
[both laughing]
973
00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:50,025
Jesus Christ, this is like
974
00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:51,419
the fourth sloppy toppy
I've given you.
975
00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:54,029
Sixth. Get your
Clay Aiken pie hole down here.
976
00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,674
Jesus Christ, this is like
the fourth time
977
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,449
we've played
swallow the sausage.
978
00:42:57,491 --> 00:43:00,077
Sixth. Get your Mississippi
bird bath down here.
979
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:01,555
Jesus Christ, this is like
the fourth time
980
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,330
I've eaten your
hot dog on a stick.
981
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:05,499
Sixth. Get your Alabama
dog... dog whistle?
982
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,227
- Alabama dog whistle?
- [crewman] Dirt whistle.
983
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,502
- Dirt whistle.
- Dirt whistle.
984
00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:09,670
Dog whistle. Dirt whistle.
985
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,255
Dog whistle's something
different.
986
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:14,008
Jesus Christ, this is
the fourth sausage swallower
987
00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:15,384
- I've given you.
- Sixth.
988
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:18,262
Get your Bulgarian
scuba mouth down here.
989
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:21,098
Your, uh, Boston snowplow?
990
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:23,183
That's the only one
that I remember.
991
00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:25,853
Jesus Christ, this is like
the fourth shaft flashing
992
00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:27,104
- I've given you.
- Sixth.
993
00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:28,480
Let me try that one more time.
994
00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:30,065
- Shaft lashing.
- Shaft lashing.
995
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:31,859
Shaft lashing, shaft lashing.
996
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,152
Jesus Christ, this is like
997
00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:34,753
the fourth shaft lashing
I've given you.
998
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:38,949
Sixth. Come over here
with that sweet lovin' mouth.
999
00:43:44,538 --> 00:43:47,458
- Only on Showtime.
- [laughter]
1000
00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:59,053
You must be joking.
1001
00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:00,929
What, you're...
You're fucking him?
1002
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:07,227
- What'd ya hit?
- Girl at school.
1003
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:09,355
Don't forget to check
for hair behind the grill.
1004
00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:11,732
I don't know what you see
in that geriatric Viagroid.
1005
00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:13,817
Why don't you tell me,
John Wayne Gacy?
1006
00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:15,194
Guns ain't Garanimals.
1007
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:16,695
Well, Sasha needs to find out
1008
00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:18,405
that my wife's a hooker,
not a slave.
1009
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:21,325
Jesus Christ, Russian whores
know how to run their mouths
1010
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:23,494
when there ain't some dude's
junk jammed in there.
1011
00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:25,347
What the hell is this?
Poolside at the Flamingo?
1012
00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:26,514
We got a line of clients
upstairs
1013
00:44:26,538 --> 00:44:27,974
with their hands down
their pants... go to work!
1014
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,584
Don't think you're gettin' off
just 'cause you're about to
1015
00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:32,127
drop a patty
from your fur burger.
1016
00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:33,504
- Fur burger?
- She won't shave.
1017
00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,381
- I like the way God made me.
- That's nice.
1018
00:44:35,422 --> 00:44:36,691
You're late again,
I'ma dock you 50.
1019
00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:38,425
- This isn't a shelter.
- No shit.
1020
00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:39,843
Shelter has
better water pressure.
1021
00:44:39,885 --> 00:44:42,262
- Oh, make yourself at home.
- You got a problem?
1022
00:44:42,304 --> 00:44:45,099
This should more than
cover the Bisquick, asshole.
1023
00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:51,021
Hey, you plan on giving
a beatdown
1024
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:52,648
to every guy Mandy's been with?
1025
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,692
Your arms are gonna
get fuckin' tired.
1026
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:56,193
Hey, Nanook
of the fuckin' North,
1027
00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:57,277
why don't you lose parka
1028
00:44:57,319 --> 00:44:58,630
unless you're planning on
banging' Eskimos.
1029
00:44:58,654 --> 00:44:59,839
Yeah, you know when someone
robs me
1030
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,466
with my own fuckin' gun,
they're not my friend.
1031
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,783
I'm kinda funny like that.
1032
00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:05,035
Work it out with a fucking
AR-15 to his fuckin' head.
1033
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:06,412
That's how I like to negotiate.
1034
00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:08,622
Hey, Mrs. Patel,
1035
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:11,750
can you jerk your fuckin'
husband off once in a while
1036
00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:15,879
so he doesn't come back
to my rub and tug ever again?
1037
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:18,090
Lisinopril.
1038
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:19,442
Should I Google it,
see what it does?
1039
00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:21,361
No, you should give me some,
and I'll let you know.
1040
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:24,763
We have electric shavers,
Jamaican rum...
1041
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:25,931
and this.
1042
00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:29,143
That has a hair on it.
You touch me with that,
1043
00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:30,495
I will knock the teeth
outta your head.
1044
00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:32,187
- I will knock the teeth...
- With this?
1045
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:34,481
[Mickey] What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1046
00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,775
- [Ian] En garde!
- What is wrong with you?
1047
00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:38,777
What the fuck is wrong with...
Oh, my...
1048
00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:41,238
- [Ian muttering]
- This is not funny.
1049
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,115
I'm not fucking Star Wars...
1050
00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:44,408
[laughter]
1051
00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:46,618
- What's your type?
- Redhead.
1052
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,412
- I am downstairs.
- Batshit crazy.
1053
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:51,415
- Check.
- Packin' nine inches.
1054
00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:54,418
Rock music
1055
00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:58,213
- What do you mean?
- I mean people
1056
00:45:58,255 --> 00:45:59,506
will slip that bitch a roofie,
1057
00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:01,526
slap her to a chair,
and pull her fucking teeth out.
1058
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:02,819
- I stabbed him first.
- No, you did not.
1059
00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:04,178
- Oh, shut up.
- You shut up.
1060
00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:05,405
Don't fuckin'
tell me what to do.
1061
00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:06,531
If you shut your fuckin'
pie hole,
1062
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:07,615
I wouldn't have to
tell you what to do.
1063
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:08,867
Yeah, please,
that'll be the day,
1064
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:10,660
when Ian Gallagher doesn't
nag the shit outta my ass
1065
00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:12,227
and tell me what to do
about something.
1066
00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:13,496
You know, if you just wipe
the toilet seat
1067
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,123
for once in your life,
I wouldn't fucking nag you.
1068
00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:16,231
If you just picked up
1069
00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:17,375
- your nail clippings!
- Who gives a shit
1070
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:18,585
about any of that?
We're in fucking prison!
1071
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,003
- I do, you fucking pig.
- That's the problem.
1072
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:21,755
[guard] You sound like a couple
of old broads.
1073
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,697
I'ma murder you two
if you don't stop talking.
1074
00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:25,783
Shut your face.
I just got outta prison,
1075
00:46:25,824 --> 00:46:28,577
so I have no qualms about
reaching down your throat,
1076
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,662
through your intestines
and out your fucking asshole
1077
00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:32,247
to take back whatever you stole.
1078
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:35,334
Okay, we both know
what we know we know...
1079
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,544
that we know.
1080
00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,379
[Ian] The fuck does that mean?
1081
00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:45,177
Mandy's makin' eggs.
1082
00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:48,138
Put some clothes on.
1083
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,933
You two look like
a couple of fags.
1084
00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:53,477
There's an ATM card.
1085
00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:55,938
Congratulations.
It has no fuckin' PIN number.
1086
00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,815
What're you gonna do,
rob the same mailboxes
1087
00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,691
every day
until they send the PIN?
1088
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:01,336
Jesus Christ, what happened
to a man's home
1089
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,111
bein' his fucking castle?
1090
00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:05,614
Three things. This is my home,
1091
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,033
you do have a small dick,
and you started this,
1092
00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,536
all because you thought
your wife's worth more
1093
00:47:10,577 --> 00:47:11,829
than a couplea bucks a lay.
1094
00:47:11,870 --> 00:47:13,789
Let me tell ya from experience:
she's not.
1095
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:17,584
Two hundred twenty bucks.
How many Johnsons you squash.
1096
00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:18,544
Seventeen.
1097
00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:20,170
That's like 12 bucks a wank.
1098
00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:22,464
Do you guys know rich people
count the number of threads
1099
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,715
- in their sheets?
- Fuck that.
1100
00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:26,051
I can't even count the number
of stains in mine.
1101
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:27,094
You know what they say...
1102
00:47:27,135 --> 00:47:28,655
The apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
1103
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,389
It does if it lands on a dick!
1104
00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:31,682
What's he doin'?
1105
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:35,811
He's getting us drinks.
1106
00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:38,313
Crazy how realistic it looks.
1107
00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,190
Where's my hug?
1108
00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,655
Girlfriend's gonna
love this one, bro.
1109
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,490
It's not my girlfriend.
It's my mom.
1110
00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:49,783
Oh, you shoulda told me that
1111
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:53,036
before I started
workin' on these titties.
1112
00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:55,539
Oh... fuck!
1113
00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:00,627
I hear you give exquisite head.
1114
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:04,506
I'm curious if your skills
extend to both genders.
1115
00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:07,467
Fuck off, rectum boy.
1116
00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:09,720
I'm not here to see Mickey.
I'm here to see you.
1117
00:48:09,761 --> 00:48:11,430
What, you trying to
fagify all of us?
1118
00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:13,849
You don't fagify people.
That's not how...
1119
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,118
- What's your problem?
- Sick of the smell
1120
00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:17,022
of goddamn mayonnaise.
It's like getting screwed
1121
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:19,187
by a bowl of potato salad
every morning.
1122
00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:20,522
You were mouth and ass raped?
1123
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,232
You kidding? I did the raping.
1124
00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:23,692
Milkoviches don't bottom.
1125
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,611
Was Mickey adopted?
1126
00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:27,946
Is it as annoying as the way
you lick your finger
1127
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,573
every single time
you turn the page
1128
00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,366
of whatever faggety-ass
book you're reading?
1129
00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:32,618
- Okay.
- My name's Ian.
1130
00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:34,578
I can't turn the page
like a normal human being.
1131
00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,580
I have to put my whole
goddamn paw in my mouth.
1132
00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:38,665
You know what, if you actually
knew how to read,
1133
00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:39,875
maybe you'd understand.
1134
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,793
Not, "Look at these
fucking squiggle things
1135
00:48:41,835 --> 00:48:43,629
all over this piece of paper!"
1136
00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:45,422
[inmate] Every morning,
the same shit.
1137
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:46,632
You're like old women!
1138
00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:48,842
I came to prison
to get away from my parents!
1139
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,719
Eat my cornhole, cocks!
1140
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,679
[inmate] Not if it smells
like mayonnaise.
1141
00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:55,223
- Exactly!
- [buzzer sounds]
1142
00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:58,268
punk rock music
1143
00:48:58,292 --> 00:49:00,292
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