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Author: Świerszczyk69
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ANCHORWOMAN
A XXX PARODY
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1975, Los Angeles
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Well, pretty lady...
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...looks like you've got all the...
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...proper qualifications for the job.
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- So, only one problem.
- What's that?
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You're a woman.
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Yeah we've never had a...
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...female anchor here at channel 6 news...
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I don't think now is the time to start.
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I'm a lot more than a woman,
I'm a journalist...
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...and times are changing, Ned,
and channel 6 needs to change with them.
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Look...
I'm familiar with what happened down in San Diego.
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But up here, it's a different market.
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In our viewers are used to us delivering a solid product.
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What does that mean?
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Look...
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I'm sorry you know there's nothing I can do for you at this time
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You know, it's a shame too because,
you know...
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You're... you're... your beautiful women, you know.
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Remind me a lot of an ex-girlfriend of mine in college and...
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She was a dreamer.
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I'm not leaving until you give me one good reason
as to why i can't deliver the news as well as a man.
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I give you two:
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Those juicy and melons are flying out of your...
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...bra right there.
I mean...
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God!
How is anybody supposed to concentrate...
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...watching the news when you got sweet puppies just...
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...in their face.
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You mean these titties?
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Sweet baby Jesus, those things are nice.
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Well, I'm glad you're enjoying the view.
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A powerful man like yourself, should have the best seat in the house.
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Uh... What were we talking about?
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I think you were saying, how channel 6 news...
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...was finally ready to bring on their first female anchor isn't that right?
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well, I, you know, I mean, we haven't talked about adding
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...a little diversity to the station...
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But you know, I mean...
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I can get a lot of trouble and hot water over it, I mean, searing....
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is there anything else, maybe, you could do to convince me?
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Well
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How about you put me on for 1 week during prime time?
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I'll make your ratings go up and I'll also give you the best fuck of your life
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Alright
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One week, but...
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Don't get all upset when you fail and I have to...
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fire you and all that stuff, I know how emotional you brat can get
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You have to promise me...
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...if the ratings go up...
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you'll keep me on during prime time
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Allright, it's a deal
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I mean you literally got me by the balls right now
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but, I can get catch hell for this,
I mean
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The owner as far he's concerned women belong in the kitchen
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I was the one responsible for hire all most of the... you know...
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female employees here
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Well
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I promise you, that thinking progressively has its benefits and you won't regret it
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Oh god
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Here's the progressive thinking
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- Oh my good, you want me to come?
- Yeah I do.
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You wanna come on my pretty face?
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This just in breaking news so hot
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it will literally melt your television set.
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so I hope you have two television sets
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I'm Don Merlot,
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and tonight I'm going to take you
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inside to the dragon.
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A topic so shrouded in mystery
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That I am the only man on this planet, who can tell it properly
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Now I know most of my viewers at home
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- Who's he talking to? There's someone else?
- Quiet, quiet. Professional speaking here.
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I know most of my viewers at home
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thinking that what they're about to see is going to be
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awesome and mind-blowing. And it is.
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but let me assure you I'm a professional journalist so it is my duty to warn you
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the images that you're about to see
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are sexually graphic in nature
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and disgusting
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and possibly racist
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as I'm a
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46 year old white man with a young Asian woman
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So...
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God Bless America
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and buy savings bonds.
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Well my Lady,
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I have to say it was quite fun
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but
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i have to
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- ...go.
- Where are you going, Don?
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well...
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in the real world,
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I do something very special:
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I deliver the news to millions of people each night.
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I am the voice of trust and reason
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I am...
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...Don Merlot.
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I'm gonna use your jacuzzi to wash, before I leave
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so, don't lock up behind you.
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Can I just say what an honor it is to work with you on the news tonight.
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Hmm don't get used to it, sister
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One slip-up and you'll be on that fantastic ass looking for a man.
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take care of you.
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What did you just say?
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Oh you heard me sugar tits, this is a man's job.
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You think having a fantastic rack qualifies you to read the news?
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Next week you'll be filing unemployment.
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It's Channel 6 News
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with your beloved, award-winning anchor, Don Merlot.
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Good evening, this is 6 o'clock news
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- I'm Don Merlot
- And I'm Angela Fontana.
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and keeping up with the stories are developing tonight in your world
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a South Bay Area man is intensive care after being
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bumped by two sea lions at a local
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taco gym parking lot. On the story as it develops.
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Ass, cash or grass?
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As Americans are panicking over the most recent gas crisis in America
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we give you great alternatives for transportation.
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And could the lights in the produce section of your local grocery store be giving you brain cancer?
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We'll have the answer at the end of the show, but first let's check in with our men on the field.
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I'm Ryan Shasta. Pickup lines, do they work?
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Been out here, the most popular jogging spot, after hours trying out new ones,
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and I'm fairly certain I've narrowed it down to 10
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watch I try them out
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It says here you're a cheap.
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or a dirty butthole, who likes to handjob in bus station.
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Well you smell like dirty balls and red-hot.
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That's actually my new cologne is called to 2-1 nights. It's an aphrodisiac. They actually put Spanish fly in it.
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Are you feeling it?
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Pretty soon, you're gonna be begging to gobble mine up.
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You know I can give you a pearl necklace to go through those cheap earrings.
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As tempting as that sounds, I would rather blow a homeless man, and put that shriveled-up dick in my mouth.
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That's kinky, I would actually pay this. No joke.
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This is a disaster. What are you thinking?
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You said we need a gimmick to pique your interest.
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Besides she's got great tits. I mean,
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she's good I can.
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What I meant, was like: get somebody
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who was like a trained monkey
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who could read their headlines. Not put some woman on the news.
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How is this any different?
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I hope you know what you're doing.
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Ok, I gotta go take my heart medicine. My pressure is through the roof.
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I anything should go wrong,
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you'll be out on your ass.
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Hey pretty lady,
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what's your favorite number?
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Oh wait, might 69, get it?
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I love to get back. You know what I mean.
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***
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You're funny. What's your name?
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My name's Jack Me-Off. I mean, Jack Hawk.
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Want to see it?
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That's hilarious.
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- I think we should go out
- Sure
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Nailed it. For Channel 6 news, I'm Ryan Shasta. Back to you Don.
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Compelling stuff.
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Now over to the weather.
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Thanks Don.
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I'm Rick Stormwatch, with your official local updates.
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Prepare to see temperatures in the mid-80s throughout the week,
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With some chilly overnight lows dipping down into the low 70s. 71 to be exact.
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Back to you guys.
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Any suggestions as to what the viewer should wear this week?
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Well Angela, if they look anything like you...
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...less is better!
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Good one, Rick!
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Let's head over to make burgers sports desk and check in with Jack.
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What now is the point of having ***?
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You take the top teams from the National League, you're playing against the top teams from the American League, and that's it.
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But instead you let those damn gay babe greasy pricks into this league, they steal the whole fucking thing.
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And I'm the one that gets dejected from the third base, ***.
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You son of a bitch, it's not fucking over.
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It's not fucking over, you hear me you son of a bitch?
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Okay, okay,
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another fascinating look at the world of family friendly sports,
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with Tiger Jack.
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Good work, Jack.
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So we are all loaded up?
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No.
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No, thanks to you Ryan.
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You know you could give a hand every once in a while?
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Look, I'm the on-air talent.
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There's one thing and one thing only:
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I don't lift heavy objects.
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This is with my unit.
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And I prefer if you help me with that.
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Where's the jogger you picked up earlier?
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I turnt it down for you.
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Now what you say? We'll go full round in that van again?
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Listen.
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I only jerked you off that one time, because you said my tits were giving you blue balls.
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Not so we can hook up in the van every time.
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Look I already know there's some raw animal magnetism at work.
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Alright? Why fight it?
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You told me you're going to get me in front of the camera with you,
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i did this to become a reporter.
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Not so I could be in command of jerking you off all the time Ryan.
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Relax, cookie pussy.
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Alright? I've already talked to Ned.
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You done?
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what did you say?
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Well, I hate to break it to you but
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he said there's no chicks
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in the news
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Then he said get your head out of your ass and threw a drink at me.
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Kind of a rush.
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There's a chick doing the news right now. You have to go tell them.
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I will, sexy mom, alright.
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But I'm gonna need more than a tug
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if I'm going to war for you, my secret lover.
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Fine. But you tell your friends
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I'll deny it.
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I can live with that. Now hop in that van. Wait, wait. In a kinkier way.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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(Fuck)
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Technical difficulties. Please remain docile. God Bless America.
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Hum, are you sure this is okay?
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Oh don't you worry baby.
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You just relax, I'm gonna take a look place is alright.
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Just sit back.
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- Yeah, alright, here we go.
- Okay.
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Well, what if somebody comes in?
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Doesn't matter. Doesnt' matter.
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We take you on a journey, alright?
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Yeah.
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Interns gotta earn extra credit.
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- Oh...
- That's it.
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- Mustache tickles...
- A little bit?
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It's a flavor saver.
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What does that mean?
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It means I'm going to take care of business.
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- Wow
- Oh yeah.
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It's business time.
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A little dusty in here, but
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that's why I brought my "womb-brow"
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Oh my...
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- Oh, your moustache you mean.
- That's it.
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I get jokes.
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Now that's what you've earned.
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- Hey!
- What?
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You don't touch these hair.
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That's a golden rule on this.
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Sorry, sorry.
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Nobody touches that hair.
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Thank you. I feel like a winner.
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You have such a strong tongue.
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- It's business too.
- Oh it's business.
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- There we go, let's see what we got here.
- What do I have?
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00:57:55,900 --> 00:57:59,900
- America.
- I've been there.
256
00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:02,250
- You're here now.
- Cool
257
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:07,400
I'm a patreon, now here's the flag.
258
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:27,460
There we go, get that flagpole up.
259
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:27,240
There we go, that's how you raise it.
260
01:02:00,710 --> 01:02:04,260
- That's kind of romantic
- No, there's no romance in this
261
01:02:04,260 --> 01:02:05,740
Okay, well whatever you were.
262
01:09:45,950 --> 01:09:47,930
We almost went to brown town.
263
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:52,070
You're so funny, you're the funniest.
264
01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,731
- You learned that trick?
- I don't know.
265
01:13:32,940 --> 01:13:34,700
I used to be a dancer.
266
01:13:36,950 --> 01:13:40,320
I thought you were. I'm gonna go to that strip club.
267
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,580
Oh god, you're funny, you're so funny.
268
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:02,060
***
269
01:15:02,060 --> 01:15:03,760
Always ***
270
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,760
Yeah, you're you beautiful but I gotta get back to work.
271
01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:10,760
- Ok, thank you.
- Don't flip side.
272
01:15:10,850 --> 01:15:11,700
I'm signing out.
273
01:15:11,820 --> 01:15:15,100
Do you have like a napkin or tissue?
274
01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:22,210
I have great news.
275
01:15:22,420 --> 01:15:25,100
The reports came in and
we're beating all the other stations
276
01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:26,670
by a whopping 50%.
277
01:15:27,210 --> 01:15:27,840
What?
278
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,150
Give me that.
It must be a fluke.
279
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,231
It's not a fluke everyone
loves Angela,
280
01:15:32,231 --> 01:15:33,711
they can't get enough.
281
01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:37,670
what turns out the light in the
produce section does not give you cancer.
282
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:41,120
So don't be afraid to grab
a pair of fresh ripe melons.
283
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:44,120
You catch my drift Angela?
284
01:15:43,060 --> 01:15:44,070
That's right Don,
285
01:15:44,070 --> 01:15:45,680
I've always found the best
way to check your melons
286
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:47,790
is to give them a gentle squeeze.
287
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:51,020
Well that's all the news
we have for you tonight,
288
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:52,030
Thanks for tuning in,
289
01:15:52,030 --> 01:15:54,740
I'm Don Merlot, reminding
you to keep the class.
290
01:15:54,740 --> 01:15:56,390
And good night.
291
01:15:59,530 --> 01:16:02,530
The pleasure as they
say is all yours.
292
01:16:03,060 --> 01:16:05,230
You're a heartless bastard, Don Merlot,
293
01:16:05,230 --> 01:16:07,630
and to think I used to look up to you...
294
01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:08,789
You know what your problem is?
295
01:16:08,789 --> 01:16:10,499
I'm going tell you what your problem is.
296
01:16:11,460 --> 01:16:12,461
You're a women.
297
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:15,111
You have a brain that's roughly
the same size as the dinosaur.
298
01:16:15,111 --> 01:16:17,781
And everybody knows we
domesticated the dinosaur, so...
299
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:20,540
And another thing to:
you have a vagina.
300
01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:21,750
And it has...
301
01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:24,450
...hormones running through it
that make you unstable and irrational.
302
01:16:24,450 --> 01:16:25,750
Mr Merlot,
303
01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:27,760
I'm a damn good female reporter and
304
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:29,540
I will be respected, sir.
305
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:31,011
You're nothing but a cheap hooker
306
01:16:31,011 --> 01:16:33,021
who screwed a way to get
into this job, okay?
307
01:16:33,021 --> 01:16:33,851
I'm a professional.
308
01:16:33,851 --> 01:16:37,181
You have any idea the pressures
that we face today doing the news?
309
01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:39,260
This is a huge responsibility.
310
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,110
I don't even know why
even bother talking to you,
311
01:16:41,110 --> 01:16:42,740
it's like talking to a pet rock.
312
01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:44,780
God.
313
01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:45,230
You know,
314
01:16:45,230 --> 01:16:46,930
I think the novelty will wear off,
315
01:16:46,930 --> 01:16:48,110
and then Ned will come to his senses.
316
01:16:48,110 --> 01:16:49,550
(I wouldn't bet on that, Don.)
317
01:16:49,910 --> 01:16:53,040
Looks like there's a huge spike
in ratings because Angela is here.
318
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:55,110
I think she's here to stay.
319
01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:57,410
Well, super duper,
320
01:16:57,780 --> 01:17:00,770
I guess if anybody needs
a award-winning newscast,
321
01:17:00,770 --> 01:17:02,770
We'll be in the bar drinking ***.
322
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:06,650
Come on, Rick.
323
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:08,900
Tiger, come on, bring it in!
324
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,570
The nice, uh, rear end you
have there, dizzy busy.
325
01:17:16,020 --> 01:17:18,010
Let's pour some gravy all over that.
326
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:22,219
Just bury my face in between
those biscuits and make you "hauuu".
327
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,140
Careful, sailor.
328
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:26,970
I've been known to bite for less.
329
01:17:28,650 --> 01:17:29,920
See you later, ***.
330
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:37,480
What a pig.
331
01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:39,820
I don't know...
332
01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:41,070
I think he's kinda cute...
333
01:17:41,070 --> 01:17:42,641
...in a retarded way.
334
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:46,840
You see, that's the thinking exactly
that's holding us back in our careers.
335
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:49,860
We need to stop thinking
of the men as cute and harmless,
336
01:17:49,860 --> 01:17:52,680
if we want to break through the glass
ceiling they have over us.
337
01:17:53,260 --> 01:17:55,710
I don't know... We're still women, right?
338
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:57,360
I mean,
339
01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,800
I saw how you were looking
at him when he sat down.
340
01:18:00,340 --> 01:18:02,830
I saw you were fantasizing about him.
341
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:05,000
You were practically drooling.
342
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:09,010
I'll admit... I thought he was
super dreamy when I first started.
343
01:18:09,340 --> 01:18:11,830
But once I met him and
realized what a dick he was,
344
01:18:11,830 --> 01:18:13,130
that completely went away.
345
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,210
That's true...
346
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:19,270
But if we held that against them,
we'd never get laid.
347
01:18:20,180 --> 01:18:21,350
Yeah, you're right.
348
01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:24,140
Ladies, let's just put
this all behind us,
349
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:27,160
and go celebrate these
awesome ratings.
350
01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:30,070
First rounds on me, let's go!
351
01:18:30,070 --> 01:18:32,080
Good. I'm ordering a double.
352
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:37,910
Okay, I'll admit it,
353
01:18:37,910 --> 01:18:40,750
I've had a crush on
Don Merlot for a while.
354
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,011
But I didn't realize he was such a dick.
355
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,630
He made quite a first impression.
356
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:46,660
Don't let him get to you.
357
01:18:46,740 --> 01:18:48,960
That's how they try to *** the station.
358
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,380
So there you go.
359
01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:52,120
You'll get used to it. We all did.
360
01:18:52,620 --> 01:18:54,160
Yeah. When they first hired me,
361
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:56,910
I thought I was going to be the
first female reporter on the field,
362
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:58,590
but now I'm just Ryan's assistant.
363
01:18:58,740 --> 01:19:00,870
And he harasses me everyday.
364
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,060
Girls, you've got it easy.
365
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:07,040
Who do you think writes all
the sports stats for Tiger?
366
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:09,520
He's drunk all day long,
367
01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:11,950
and he farts all the fucking time.
368
01:19:13,060 --> 01:19:15,000
Yeah, they let me do the weather once,
369
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,710
and it turns out there wasn't even rolling.
370
01:19:18,020 --> 01:19:19,570
And that's the weekend "wearecast"...
371
01:19:20,020 --> 01:19:22,920
Wait... I think there's a typo
on the teleprompter guys.
372
01:19:29,180 --> 01:19:30,790
There was a bunch of Japanese guys,
373
01:19:30,790 --> 01:19:32,680
coming all over my face the background.
374
01:19:33,300 --> 01:19:35,300
And then they threw
rubbers at me afterwards.
375
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:38,590
Who doesn't like a good bukkake ***?
376
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,990
Guys, I think we really showed them today.
377
01:19:46,980 --> 01:19:48,520
Let's drink to no equal rights.
378
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:49,890
That's always a win.
379
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:53,180
I had to admit though I think I came
down on there a little too hard.
380
01:19:53,180 --> 01:19:55,030
Like a hammer on the back of a gun.
381
01:19:56,340 --> 01:19:58,870
You know it's the only thing that they understand.
382
01:19:58,870 --> 01:19:59,950
You know that, right?
383
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:02,430
You give an inch,
hey think they're in a charge.
384
01:20:04,380 --> 01:20:06,900
I like to give that
hot new filly 9 inches,
385
01:20:06,900 --> 01:20:09,160
shove my balls in there too.
386
01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:12,160
You're thinking about this the wrong way.
387
01:20:12,420 --> 01:20:15,720
All ladies needs to be
told they have a pretty face,
388
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:16,970
and tell them they're a slut.
389
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:18,300
It's been proven.
390
01:20:18,860 --> 01:20:21,251
- I love you man.
- I feel safe in your arms.
391
01:20:21,251 --> 01:20:22,460
You should.
392
01:20:22,460 --> 01:20:24,920
I'm very strong for a sports newscaster.
393
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:27,200
Read me a story.
394
01:20:27,380 --> 01:20:29,571
I've been thinking about
what you said earlier,
395
01:20:29,571 --> 01:20:32,151
about men being pigs with
only one thing on their mind.
396
01:20:34,340 --> 01:20:37,500
So, ***
397
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,360
Who gives a fuck about the Canadians?
398
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:41,150
Unless they're hot rods?
399
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:42,520
Then we're about it.
400
01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:44,900
- And the sport?
- Curling is really popular.
401
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:46,500
- Yeah.
- Really?
402
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,721
You know that was invented
over on Easter Island.
403
01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:52,210
- During passover.
- Oh...
404
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,500
Thank you.
405
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:56,850
Follow me.
406
01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:58,530
(I think she comes.)
407
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:00,310
Act like I cured smallpox.
408
01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:05,380
Oh, Jesus... What is this?
409
01:21:06,380 --> 01:21:08,780
Well, somebody decided
they knew where the party was.
410
01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:12,460
This round's on me.
411
01:21:12,460 --> 01:21:14,460
As a peace offering.
412
01:21:15,300 --> 01:21:17,160
Are you jealous?
413
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:18,240
No idea.
414
01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:20,240
Let the game begin, sisters!
415
01:21:21,420 --> 01:21:24,070
It's a peace offering from us.
416
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:25,670
Piece of ass, I hope.
417
01:21:26,860 --> 01:21:28,870
Are you so funny, Don Merlot?
418
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,660
- I am.
- Oh, you are.
419
01:21:30,580 --> 01:21:32,170
That mustache is beautiful.
420
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:33,620
(You noticed?)
421
01:21:33,620 --> 01:21:36,120
- I think blue is your color.
- I think so too.
422
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:37,430
I prefer it off.
423
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:40,040
***
424
01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:41,880
*** move later?
425
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:43,800
Yeah, I've been working on it.
426
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:45,480
***
427
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:54,400
Do you remember when you thought
you were reading the news and uh...
428
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,100
There was nothing but
dicks on the screen behind you?
429
01:21:57,190 --> 01:21:58,369
I do.
430
01:21:58,480 --> 01:21:59,940
So hilarious.
431
01:22:03,420 --> 01:22:04,880
This gets me to thinking...
432
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,870
I've always wanted to
do it in the newsroom.
433
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,160
Yeah?
434
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:09,840
Why don't you take
your pants off?
435
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:11,200
I'll go turn on the chroma key.
436
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:18,900
Tonight's forecast:
437
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:20,300
Heavy boning!
438
01:22:20,860 --> 01:22:24,370
Followed by some scattered cum showers
all over your fucking face and titties.
439
01:22:25,660 --> 01:22:28,169
So nice cock you got there.
What are you going to do with it?
440
01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:30,980
Well first I'm going to
get this guy nice and hard,
441
01:22:30,980 --> 01:22:33,980
I'm going to fuck you up your ass with it.
442
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:34,520
Then I want to pull it out and
smack you all over your face.
443
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:37,110
Hmm, I like it when you talk dirty.
What else?
444
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:41,460
Then, I'm gonna do a blizzard of jizz
all over your face and titties,
445
01:22:41,460 --> 01:22:43,700
You worthless, cum sucking, whore.
446
01:22:44,100 --> 01:22:45,360
what do you think?
447
01:22:45,860 --> 01:22:48,140
Then let's go fucking
until your face falls off.
448
01:22:48,140 --> 01:22:50,850
That sounds perfect, I think
your fans will love it.
449
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:52,200
Now why don't you come over here,
450
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:53,700
and let me show you
451
01:22:53,700 --> 01:22:55,200
giving away presents for my new guy.
452
01:22:55,660 --> 01:22:57,430
I got a hot throbbing
gift for you, baby.
453
01:22:57,430 --> 01:22:59,030
Get over here.
454
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:09,000
This is so exciting.
455
01:23:10,300 --> 01:23:12,000
Right here in the newsroom?
456
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:14,610
I know... So naughty.
457
01:23:45,650 --> 01:23:47,060
*** be patient.
458
01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:33,710
Scattered cum shower.
459
01:44:36,500 --> 01:44:38,550
I think your forecast was right.
460
01:44:38,550 --> 01:44:41,450
Yeah, 100 percent accurate.
461
01:44:42,560 --> 01:44:44,960
You see my warrior animal in my eyes?
462
01:44:44,960 --> 01:44:46,000
I do.
463
01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:46,920
What is it?
464
01:44:47,540 --> 01:44:48,950
An elephant.
465
01:44:49,220 --> 01:44:51,120
- Exactly.
- I know it.
466
01:44:51,700 --> 01:44:54,280
We say we ditch this popsicle stand.
467
01:44:54,280 --> 01:44:56,280
My apartment's right
around the corner.
468
01:44:57,440 --> 01:45:00,120
I want to see what's
underneath this polyester blend.
469
01:45:01,660 --> 01:45:03,180
Let me tell you:
470
01:45:03,180 --> 01:45:04,610
After we get done making love,
471
01:45:04,610 --> 01:45:06,930
they're going to add
polyester to the periodic table.
472
01:45:07,920 --> 01:45:09,050
Come. Show me.
473
01:45:09,640 --> 01:45:10,860
*** way.
474
01:45:10,860 --> 01:45:12,460
Trigger, don't wait up for me.
475
01:45:12,460 --> 01:45:13,740
I won't.
476
01:45:16,540 --> 01:45:18,920
Where did the bartender go?
477
01:45:19,760 --> 01:45:20,810
I sent him home.
478
01:45:21,780 --> 01:45:23,790
The owner gave me
a spare set of keys,
479
01:45:23,790 --> 01:45:26,720
as I usually just kind of
collapsed in the basement.
480
01:45:27,300 --> 01:45:28,800
Oh...
481
01:45:28,800 --> 01:45:31,800
That's hot.
482
01:45:31,440 --> 01:45:33,560
I've always wanted to do it in bar.
483
01:45:33,560 --> 01:45:34,281
Oh yeah?
484
01:45:36,780 --> 01:45:38,830
Well, uh, I'm here to you make
all of your dreams come true.
485
01:45:39,160 --> 01:45:40,320
Yeah?
486
01:45:41,120 --> 01:45:43,380
Hmm... Sounds good me.
487
02:05:05,120 --> 02:05:07,860
That was way better than I
thought it was going to be.
488
02:05:07,860 --> 02:05:09,870
I know it was, you're welcome.
489
02:05:11,280 --> 02:05:14,300
...And uh... speaking of making
dreams come true...
490
02:05:14,980 --> 02:05:16,680
I, uh...
491
02:05:16,680 --> 02:05:18,659
I booked you a red-eye tonight.
492
02:05:19,080 --> 02:05:21,640
You know that umpire that
you wanted to beat up?
493
02:05:22,140 --> 02:05:24,840
He's going to be at the
game tomorrow in Dallas, and...
494
02:05:24,840 --> 02:05:27,030
I thought you want to
give him a little visit.
495
02:05:29,340 --> 02:05:33,120
Dallas hold on to your cowboy
hats because vengeance is coming to town.
496
02:05:33,300 --> 02:05:36,340
The streets are going to
run red with blood tonight.
497
02:05:36,800 --> 02:05:38,000
Get them baby!
498
02:05:42,380 --> 02:05:44,051
So what do you think?
499
02:05:45,880 --> 02:05:48,320
Sweet Connie Francis...
500
02:05:55,120 --> 02:05:56,960
You know I have to say:
501
02:05:56,960 --> 02:05:59,300
I totally misjudged you.
502
02:05:59,440 --> 02:06:01,830
You're not the she-devil
bitch I thought you were.
503
02:06:01,830 --> 02:06:06,340
You're kind of like
this horny prancing...
504
02:06:07,400 --> 02:06:08,640
Capricorn.
505
02:06:08,840 --> 02:06:10,860
Horny and lust, I like it.
506
02:06:13,280 --> 02:06:15,020
You have a soul of a poet.
507
02:06:17,480 --> 02:06:19,680
I have the cock of
a chilean sea bass.
508
02:06:20,340 --> 02:06:22,170
Not because it swims upstream,
509
02:06:22,540 --> 02:06:25,190
but the smell, and the size.
510
02:06:27,140 --> 02:06:29,120
Take me to orgasm town.
511
02:06:30,980 --> 02:06:34,240
Yes. Girls with big bushes and big butts...
512
02:06:34,240 --> 02:06:35,870
...so we are going.
513
02:06:35,960 --> 02:06:37,850
We are going!
514
02:06:57,860 --> 02:07:00,110
- You have ***, don't you?
515
02:07:00,110 --> 02:07:01,681
- I do, how did you know?
516
02:07:01,620 --> 02:07:03,140
Oh I can just tell...
517
02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:04,460
It really works your glutes.
518
02:07:06,480 --> 02:07:08,220
It's freaking amazing.
519
02:07:20,450 --> 02:07:21,940
What's that?
520
02:07:24,640 --> 02:07:25,800
Is that my new favourite friend?
521
02:07:30,940 --> 02:07:34,620
Let me smell your armpit...
522
02:07:39,300 --> 02:07:41,680
Your mustache tickles so much...
523
02:07:42,250 --> 02:07:43,600
You know what else tickles?
524
02:07:45,150 --> 02:07:47,920
Don Merlot's tongue on your clit.
525
02:29:17,220 --> 02:29:19,730
Is there anything else
you want to try, Angela?
526
02:29:20,060 --> 02:29:23,470
Do you want to try something really kinky?
527
02:29:23,900 --> 02:29:24,620
Kinky?
528
02:29:25,540 --> 02:29:27,120
How kinky?
529
02:29:33,140 --> 02:29:34,900
I'm afraid I got some bad news.
530
02:29:35,580 --> 02:29:36,900
Apparently,
531
02:29:36,900 --> 02:29:39,960
a video of rick threatening
to jizz on viewers faces...
532
02:29:39,960 --> 02:29:42,070
was accidentally broadcasted this morning.
533
02:29:42,680 --> 02:29:45,220
we've had calls from churches,
534
02:29:45,220 --> 02:29:48,480
and one creepy fan threatening us.
535
02:29:49,660 --> 02:29:52,000
I'm afraid that I had to let him go.
536
02:29:53,840 --> 02:29:55,000
Harmony,
537
02:29:55,580 --> 02:29:56,770
you're gonna have to take over and
538
02:29:56,770 --> 02:29:58,090
do the weather until we
can get another weatherman.
539
02:29:58,340 --> 02:29:59,880
Well, I'd be honored, sir.
540
02:30:00,340 --> 02:30:02,250
Now, where is Don?
541
02:30:02,250 --> 02:30:03,550
It's almost six o'clock.
542
02:30:03,820 --> 02:30:05,170
Tried calling several times.
543
02:30:05,820 --> 02:30:08,220
What "keep calling"?
We can't go on without him.
544
02:30:08,300 --> 02:30:10,430
Well we're running out of time,
what do you want me to do?
545
02:30:11,060 --> 02:30:11,960
Oh...
546
02:30:13,920 --> 02:30:15,780
I can't believe what I'm about to say,
547
02:30:15,780 --> 02:30:17,800
I mean, I'd rather have my nuts...
548
02:30:17,800 --> 02:30:20,830
slammed in a car door thousand times,
549
02:30:21,120 --> 02:30:22,409
than saying what I'm about to say.
550
02:30:22,720 --> 02:30:23,780
But...
551
02:30:25,200 --> 02:30:27,260
Angela you're gonna have to
be the lead anchor for tonight.
552
02:30:28,050 --> 02:30:29,240
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
553
02:30:29,460 --> 02:30:31,360
Don't... Don't get... Don't get all...
554
02:30:31,460 --> 02:30:33,500
weird with me.
I can change my mind.
555
02:30:33,549 --> 02:30:34,490
Alright?
556
02:30:34,490 --> 02:30:35,630
Just for tonight.
557
02:30:35,820 --> 02:30:36,920
Of course.
558
02:30:36,920 --> 02:30:38,080
Now go!
559
02:30:41,280 --> 02:30:43,590
Alright guys, we're live in...
5...
560
02:30:43,590 --> 02:30:44,911
4...
561
02:30:46,240 --> 02:30:47,680
Thank you and good evening,
562
02:30:47,680 --> 02:30:49,360
Don Merlot has the evening off.
563
02:30:49,360 --> 02:30:52,371
I'm Angela Fontana, and
here are tonight's top stories.
564
02:31:03,000 --> 02:31:07,110
*** last night...
565
02:31:11,420 --> 02:31:13,420
Hello?
566
02:31:13,450 --> 02:31:16,000
[A local woman is being called
a hero after saving her husband...]
567
02:31:16,020 --> 02:31:17,180
Angela, is it you?
568
02:31:17,180 --> 02:31:21,650
[that he set a flame when he
felt asleep smoking a cigarette]
569
02:31:21,680 --> 02:31:22,260
No!
570
02:31:22,260 --> 02:31:25,370
[The man suffered third-degree
burns on his face and penis...]
571
02:31:25,370 --> 02:31:27,070
[but is expected to live]
572
02:31:27,600 --> 02:31:31,900
[He is currently on suicide watch
at McGregor's General Hospital]
573
02:31:32,840 --> 02:31:36,840
[Plus, angry protesters demand
former Channel 6 News weatherman,]
574
02:31:36,840 --> 02:31:39,520
[Rick Stormwatch, issue them a formal apology]
575
02:31:39,520 --> 02:31:40,970
[for threatening to cover them in...]
576
02:31:40,970 --> 02:31:42,640
You whore!
577
02:31:44,880 --> 02:31:46,540
***!
578
02:31:46,540 --> 02:31:48,720
...who is doing a special
on perverts in the park.
579
02:31:48,900 --> 02:31:50,120
Thanks Angela.
580
02:31:50,120 --> 02:31:51,800
The park services and
local police authorities
581
02:31:51,800 --> 02:31:54,540
have recently received
a rush of complaints.
582
02:31:54,940 --> 02:31:56,670
about people having sex in a van,
583
02:31:56,670 --> 02:31:58,720
in plain sight of residences.
584
02:31:59,100 --> 02:32:01,340
But by the time the
authorities have shown up,
585
02:32:01,340 --> 02:32:03,010
they're no longer to be found.
586
02:32:03,050 --> 02:32:07,820
Which is why today I went undercover
to uncover the pervert in the park.
587
02:32:12,820 --> 02:32:14,200
Hey foxy lady,
588
02:32:14,200 --> 02:32:16,200
You ready for
another shot of love?
589
02:32:16,200 --> 02:32:17,860
How about you hop on in here?
590
02:32:17,860 --> 02:32:19,110
- And I'll put that 6...
- Oh no!
591
02:32:19,760 --> 02:32:21,190
Hey, oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa...
592
02:32:21,860 --> 02:32:23,240
Hey, I'm fucking *** ...
593
02:32:23,240 --> 02:32:24,560
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
594
02:32:24,560 --> 02:32:25,530
You can't arrest me!
595
02:32:25,530 --> 02:32:27,280
I'm chilling, just... Dudes!
596
02:32:28,300 --> 02:32:30,440
This has been justice for the people.
597
02:32:30,440 --> 02:32:32,470
I'm Brianna, on Channel 6 News.
598
02:32:32,720 --> 02:32:34,301
Thank you, Angela.
599
02:32:34,720 --> 02:32:37,630
It's good to know another
dangerous criminal's behind bars.
600
02:32:37,800 --> 02:32:40,100
Thank You brianna.
Stay safe out there.
601
02:32:40,650 --> 02:32:42,560
It's been a hot
one here in Southland,
602
02:32:42,560 --> 02:32:44,350
and it's only
going to get hotter.
603
02:32:44,380 --> 02:32:46,980
Let's head over to our weather
desk to see what's in store.
604
02:32:47,620 --> 02:32:48,840
Thanks Angela.
605
02:32:49,180 --> 02:32:51,560
So we set record highs for today.
606
02:32:51,560 --> 02:32:53,550
With temperature reached
as high as the 90s,
607
02:32:53,880 --> 02:32:56,160
and it's only going to get
hotter as the weekend goes on.
608
02:32:56,360 --> 02:32:57,729
To keep from overheating,
609
02:32:57,729 --> 02:33:00,019
you have to make sure
you get yourself nice and wet.
610
02:33:10,200 --> 02:33:12,870
Thanks Harmony. It's
important to stay hydrated.
611
02:33:13,420 --> 02:33:15,791
Now let's head over
to McBerger's sports desk,
612
02:33:15,791 --> 02:33:17,261
where Lizzie is filling in.
613
02:33:17,680 --> 02:33:18,980
Thanks Angela.
614
02:33:19,420 --> 02:33:22,880
The Rattlers took on the Buzzards
in the big desert Showdown.
615
02:33:23,150 --> 02:33:24,630
covering the spread by 10,
616
02:33:24,920 --> 02:33:27,970
giving everyone a little bit of
extra drinking money for the weekend.
617
02:33:28,220 --> 02:33:30,031
Great job guys, way to go.
618
02:33:30,220 --> 02:33:32,090
(In other sports news,)
619
02:33:32,220 --> 02:33:34,079
(Seattle stopped Cleveland,)
620
02:33:34,220 --> 02:33:36,330
(Oakland burnt down Tampa Bay,)
621
02:33:36,740 --> 02:33:39,850
(my uncle Louis made
a pile of money on Ohio.)
622
02:33:40,100 --> 02:33:42,040
(His booking pays off pretty good,)
623
02:33:42,320 --> 02:33:44,300
(But if you're late
he'll break your finger.)
624
02:33:44,660 --> 02:33:47,210
- ***
(- So it's *** even.)
625
02:33:48,860 --> 02:33:50,200
And in other news,
626
02:33:50,200 --> 02:33:53,240
a man who accidentally
drove on an airport runway today,
627
02:33:53,800 --> 02:33:55,840
said that he thought
he could take a shortcut.
628
02:33:56,020 --> 02:33:57,900
(Donald Ronald told the judge)
629
02:33:57,900 --> 02:33:59,841
(that he'll find *** the shortcut)
630
02:34:00,080 --> 02:34:02,930
(he's currently undergoing
psychological testing right now)
631
02:34:05,440 --> 02:34:06,940
And that's why you
listen to your wife when...
632
02:34:06,940 --> 02:34:09,080
she tells you to stop
and ask for directions.
633
02:34:09,020 --> 02:34:11,020
634
02:34:11,340 --> 02:34:13,360
Well that's all the
time we have for tonight.
635
02:34:13,300 --> 02:34:14,620
Thank you for tuning in,
636
02:34:14,620 --> 02:34:15,940
I'm Angela Fontana,
637
02:34:15,940 --> 02:34:18,820
and remember: whatever
you're doing, keep it sexy.
638
02:34:21,560 --> 02:34:23,870
Look, I upheld my end of the bargain.
639
02:34:24,440 --> 02:34:27,030
But you know, it's time to go
back to the way things were.
640
02:34:27,320 --> 02:34:28,290
Alright?
641
02:34:28,290 --> 02:34:29,880
You had a good run.
642
02:34:30,800 --> 02:34:32,150
I'm sorry but ***.
643
02:34:32,500 --> 02:34:34,580
But Ned, the ratings are way up.
644
02:34:34,700 --> 02:34:37,190
I've shown my breasts on
prime time and they loved it.
645
02:34:38,320 --> 02:34:42,230
Look, I can't have a bunch of women
running the news station. It's absurd.
646
02:34:42,600 --> 02:34:44,250
Why not?
647
02:34:44,250 --> 02:34:46,840
We did way better
than the regular guys.
648
02:34:47,100 --> 02:34:48,270
Calm down princess.
649
02:34:48,270 --> 02:34:51,250
I know how you girls all
get when your periods all sync up.
650
02:34:51,560 --> 02:34:53,590
But the owner the station
651
02:34:53,590 --> 02:34:55,200
will never allow it.
652
02:34:55,200 --> 02:34:56,760
I can hear him right now saying it,
653
02:34:56,750 --> 02:34:58,850
over my dead body.
654
02:34:59,960 --> 02:35:02,400
Not so fast Ned.
655
02:35:02,440 --> 02:35:04,550
Hey Sandra, does Gary
knows you're here?
656
02:35:04,760 --> 02:35:09,200
You know how upset he gets when
his dinners not ready on time.
657
02:35:09,680 --> 02:35:11,370
Gary's dead.
658
02:35:12,680 --> 02:35:15,970
He choked on a hot dog when he's
watching Harmony in a wet T-shirt.
659
02:35:16,220 --> 02:35:18,530
See... I hope you're happy...
660
02:35:18,700 --> 02:35:20,430
You killed a man.
661
02:35:20,540 --> 02:35:22,850
Give it a rest.
From now on I'm in charge.
662
02:35:23,340 --> 02:35:26,350
These girls are going anywhere.
It's time for a change.
663
02:35:27,320 --> 02:35:28,591
Now Sandra,
664
02:35:28,591 --> 02:35:31,541
I know you're upset
over the passing of Gary but
665
02:35:32,100 --> 02:35:34,720
how about we just go
and let me do my job and now...
666
02:35:35,760 --> 02:35:38,160
go back to the things
the way things always are.
667
02:35:38,160 --> 02:35:39,760
I don't know about you ladies,
668
02:35:39,760 --> 02:35:42,789
but, I've had just about enough
for one man, in a lifetime.
669
02:35:43,180 --> 02:35:45,200
I think it's time for
change around here.
670
02:35:45,180 --> 02:35:46,930
You're fired Ned go, get out.
671
02:35:46,930 --> 02:35:48,450
Get your shit and get out of here.
672
02:35:50,240 --> 02:35:51,940
You know nothing
673
02:35:51,940 --> 02:35:53,400
about running a station.
674
02:35:53,400 --> 02:35:55,720
You know, in fact, by next week,
675
02:35:55,720 --> 02:35:58,120
you're going to be
begging to have me back here.
676
02:35:58,100 --> 02:36:00,540
Don't let the door hit you
on the way out, jackass.
677
02:36:03,920 --> 02:36:06,640
So what about Don and
his news channel 6 team?
678
02:36:06,820 --> 02:36:08,540
I'm getting rid of them as well.
679
02:36:08,820 --> 02:36:10,840
The ratings prove it's time for a change.
680
02:36:11,200 --> 02:36:12,680
From now on, you
681
02:36:12,680 --> 02:36:15,260
and you girls are going
to be the new channel 6.
682
02:36:15,260 --> 02:36:16,410
How does that sound?
683
02:36:17,140 --> 02:36:19,790
Like music to my fucking ears.
684
02:36:23,820 --> 02:36:26,300
Oh baby don't you stop.
685
02:36:26,300 --> 02:36:28,490
You're so good, so good.
686
02:36:32,140 --> 02:36:33,820
I have *** before.
687
02:36:40,000 --> 02:36:41,330
Jesus Christ...
688
02:36:45,380 --> 02:36:49,100
Ryan Shasta became the host for a new late
night cables series called "sex on wheels".
689
02:36:49,100 --> 02:36:52,100
He was arrested 16 times during his first week.
690
02:37:02,580 --> 02:37:05,800
Tiger Jack went on to work for a
regional affiliate on their sports desk.
691
02:37:05,800 --> 02:37:08,240
On the weekends he enjoys exposing himself
to joggers and getting his ass beat.
692
02:37:08,240 --> 02:37:09,940
What can I get for you? One?
693
02:37:10,100 --> 02:37:11,640
Alright.
694
02:37:12,820 --> 02:37:16,570
One footlong hot dog.
A little shy, but that's ok.
695
02:37:17,160 --> 02:37:18,120
Thank you so much.
696
02:37:18,120 --> 02:37:21,050
That should go nicely with these
mild temperatures were having, right?
697
02:37:21,050 --> 02:37:22,160
Remember,
698
02:37:22,840 --> 02:37:24,540
There's a cold front
coming in by the end of the week,
699
02:37:24,540 --> 02:37:27,080
so remember to pack your
jackets if you plan to go out.
700
02:37:27,300 --> 02:37:28,960
- Okay, thanks.
- Thank you!
701
02:37:29,660 --> 02:37:35,000
Rick bought a food cart and now sells low-tier
hot dogs outside of sporting events,
night clubs, and Bar Mitzyahs.
702
02:37:39,640 --> 02:37:42,470
Nothing refreshes you
more than the tall, warm,
703
02:37:42,470 --> 02:37:44,160
glass of Don Merlot.
704
02:37:44,700 --> 02:37:46,610
And we're back with "Boobie Talk",
705
02:37:46,610 --> 02:37:48,560
where we talk about boobs,
706
02:37:49,060 --> 02:37:50,360
more boobs,
707
02:37:50,360 --> 02:37:52,060
all kinds of boobs.
708
02:37:52,360 --> 02:37:54,570
Including, asian boobs,
709
02:37:54,940 --> 02:37:56,940
black boobs,
710
02:37:56,940 --> 02:37:59,430
Viking boobs, and even Martian boobs.
711
02:37:59,800 --> 02:38:02,620
Boobs of all types
for all walks of life.
712
02:38:04,060 --> 02:38:12,000
Don started his own show on public access called
Boobie Talk, which became an instant hit with frat
guys, carnies and men still living at
home with their mothers.
713
02:38:12,380 --> 02:38:15,060
And that's what's happening in
your part of the world tonight.
714
02:38:15,060 --> 02:38:17,520
Thank you for joining us
here at Channel 6 news,
715
02:38:17,520 --> 02:38:19,810
where we know how to give it
to you just how you like it.
716
02:38:20,320 --> 02:38:21,230
And remember:
717
02:38:22,140 --> 02:38:23,760
Keep sexy!
718
02:38:41,880 --> 02:38:49,560
Angela and her girls went on to be the number one
news team in America, starting a trend that
paved the way for other women to fuck
their way to the job of their dreams.
719
02:38:56,020 --> 02:38:58,340
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720
02:38:58,340 --> 02:39:08,250
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