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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:57,265 Whoo! 2 00:01:20,454 --> 00:01:21,497 Shit. 3 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,305 You know, I think that... 4 00:02:19,513 --> 00:02:22,600 - They asked me to, right? - No. 5 00:02:22,808 --> 00:02:23,809 You know? 6 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,655 The hill? 7 00:02:35,863 --> 00:02:37,740 It's good you're late. 8 00:02:37,948 --> 00:02:39,867 You're getting too thin. Eat something. 9 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:41,744 Where is she? 10 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,085 I became completely gluten-free, 11 00:02:49,293 --> 00:02:52,296 which for me was a definite journey. 12 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,090 Wait, was this because of an allergy? 13 00:02:54,298 --> 00:02:55,758 Oh, no, no, nothing like that. 14 00:02:55,966 --> 00:02:57,843 Oh, that's good. I'd be so concerned. 15 00:02:58,052 --> 00:02:59,637 There's a lot of food that has gluten. 16 00:03:10,898 --> 00:03:12,149 You're spectacular. 17 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,568 And you're sweaty. 18 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,615 Stop it. 19 00:03:21,158 --> 00:03:22,827 Stop it. 20 00:03:23,035 --> 00:03:24,328 Stop it! 21 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,540 Stop, stop, stop it! 22 00:03:27,748 --> 00:03:29,667 Oh! Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. 23 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:31,293 Sorry. Stop it. 24 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:39,051 He's brilliant with dogs. He coaches them professionally. 25 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:40,428 May I? 26 00:03:40,636 --> 00:03:42,888 - Oh, my. - Here we go. 27 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:44,473 There we go. 28 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:46,684 Aw. 29 00:03:46,892 --> 00:03:49,145 All right. You see, she... 30 00:03:49,353 --> 00:03:51,939 She thinks my shoe hitting the floor is an act of God. 31 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,024 Now she associates that unpleasant noise with barking. 32 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:56,527 She's actually really sweet. 33 00:03:57,945 --> 00:04:02,199 No one has ever called my dog sweet. 34 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,702 You must be Alex. 35 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,495 Uh, you must be Victoria. 36 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:09,248 Yes. 37 00:04:13,043 --> 00:04:13,961 Are you all right? 38 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,046 Yeah, just a little allergic. 39 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:17,465 I'll be fine. 40 00:04:17,673 --> 00:04:19,800 You are going to come with me. 41 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,093 I'm going to show you off. 42 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:25,181 Hello, everybody. 43 00:04:30,644 --> 00:04:33,314 Really see it. Picture it. Picture a coin. 44 00:04:35,357 --> 00:04:36,484 Picture a coin. 45 00:04:39,069 --> 00:04:40,237 There we go. 46 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:45,201 What would be really great... 47 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:48,454 is if it were something... 48 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:50,998 ...that I could give to my lady. 49 00:05:10,309 --> 00:05:12,728 You know, I'm starting to like your, uh, 50 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,230 bizarre, insane... 51 00:05:15,439 --> 00:05:16,816 sometimes pretentious friends. 52 00:05:17,024 --> 00:05:18,776 Well, you know, there's some very talented, 53 00:05:18,984 --> 00:05:19,944 powerful people here. 54 00:05:20,152 --> 00:05:21,320 Yeah? 55 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,280 There he is. Hey, buddy. 56 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:24,824 How you doing? 57 00:05:25,991 --> 00:05:27,952 Dave, what a sight? 58 00:05:31,038 --> 00:05:32,623 Oh. Hey. 59 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,667 This is a great party, really. 60 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:36,627 Okay. Thank you. 61 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,675 You do realize that he presses up against me, 62 00:05:42,883 --> 00:05:45,970 he rubs back and forth, pressing his chest into my boobs, right? 63 00:05:46,178 --> 00:05:48,138 He-He's just really excited to see you. 64 00:05:51,058 --> 00:05:53,394 I'll talk to him. Again. 65 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,777 Hmm. I'm getting myself another martini. 66 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:02,862 Anyone want anything? 67 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:04,321 A Sapphire and tonic. 68 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:05,614 Cosmopolitan. 69 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:07,449 Alex, how about a real drink? 70 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:10,578 Are you fine with your non-alcoholic gay cranberry thing? 71 00:06:10,786 --> 00:06:11,745 It's not gay. 72 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:15,624 When one person doesn't drink, it's such a buzzkill. 73 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,042 It brings everyone down. 74 00:06:25,342 --> 00:06:26,510 Okay. 75 00:06:32,474 --> 00:06:34,768 I look like a piece of shit next to her. 76 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,812 No, you don't. 77 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,063 I do. 78 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,193 Was I charming and likable? 79 00:06:44,236 --> 00:06:45,195 Captivating. 80 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,365 I think I am in love with her. 81 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:50,618 Wow. 82 00:06:50,826 --> 00:06:52,244 That's huge. You hate women. 83 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:55,289 True. I come from a long line of women-haters. 84 00:06:55,497 --> 00:06:56,874 My grandmother didn't like women, 85 00:06:57,082 --> 00:06:59,084 my mother didn't, and I don't. 86 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:00,461 But Katherine, 87 00:07:00,669 --> 00:07:02,129 I mean, she has a beautiful voice, 88 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,506 a nice laugh, no irritating quirks, 89 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:06,967 and a good enough personality. 90 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:09,011 She's perfect, right? 91 00:07:09,219 --> 00:07:11,639 And I love that she doesn't despise me 92 00:07:11,847 --> 00:07:13,223 like your other girlfriends. 93 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:15,225 Remember Robyn? 94 00:07:17,811 --> 00:07:19,063 I will never forget her. 95 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:21,023 She looked at me with that homicidal glare in her eye. 96 00:07:21,231 --> 00:07:23,067 Yeah. She was a great cook. 97 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:24,151 She was. 98 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:29,198 Well, I mean, 99 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,409 why isn't Katherine with one of these 100 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,536 handsome, wealthy guys then? 101 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:37,748 Because she doesn't want the good-looking studs. 102 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,291 She wants you. 103 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,503 She loves your old-fashioned sense of chivalry. 104 00:07:42,711 --> 00:07:43,587 You're a gentleman. 105 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:44,672 All right. 106 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,133 - Check this out. - Hmm? 107 00:07:53,305 --> 00:07:55,349 Oh, my God. Alex. 108 00:07:57,142 --> 00:07:58,185 It's stunning. 109 00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:59,436 It's my grandmother's. 110 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:00,938 Wow. 111 00:08:01,146 --> 00:08:02,231 When are you gonna give it to her? 112 00:08:03,732 --> 00:08:05,317 What's going on in here? 113 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:07,444 Uh, um... 114 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:08,946 Michael's had too much to drink. 115 00:08:09,154 --> 00:08:11,115 They have to do this shot exactly at nine o'clock, so... 116 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:16,245 Yeah, I'm on another IVF cycle. 117 00:08:16,453 --> 00:08:18,664 - The seventh one. - Oh, I'm sorry. 118 00:08:18,872 --> 00:08:20,290 Well, at least you have Nicky. 119 00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:22,376 I know, but, um, 120 00:08:22,584 --> 00:08:25,129 one is just not enough. 121 00:08:25,337 --> 00:08:26,255 You'll see. 122 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,009 You know what? Let me do it. 123 00:08:30,217 --> 00:08:31,677 I bet I can do it better. 124 00:08:33,178 --> 00:08:34,555 I bet she can. 125 00:08:34,763 --> 00:08:37,141 I mean, I'm sure this is fun for you in some way, but... 126 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:43,856 All right. 127 00:08:50,195 --> 00:08:51,447 Oh, you poor thing. 128 00:08:52,948 --> 00:08:54,450 Make sure you blow on it. 129 00:08:54,658 --> 00:08:55,534 Okay. 130 00:08:59,955 --> 00:09:01,248 Just stick it in. 131 00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:09,715 Slowly. 132 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:16,013 I have to ask you, Lily. 133 00:09:17,973 --> 00:09:20,642 How did you know that Michael was the one? 134 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:23,937 That is a very good question. 135 00:09:26,648 --> 00:09:28,859 And I think I know where you're going. 136 00:09:32,946 --> 00:09:34,573 Okay. 137 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:37,201 I discovered when you have to make a tough decision, 138 00:09:38,285 --> 00:09:40,162 you do it from the heart. 139 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:41,997 I know, most people think 140 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,041 the heart is purely an emotional organ, 141 00:09:44,249 --> 00:09:45,334 but it's not. 142 00:09:45,542 --> 00:09:47,586 It's actually quite cold and unemotional. 143 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:49,797 It's logical, but it knows what's best. 144 00:09:50,005 --> 00:09:52,049 More than the brain sometimes. 145 00:09:52,257 --> 00:09:54,343 You just... you have to know what you want in a man. 146 00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:57,221 You could even write it down. 147 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,226 He is not going to propose. 148 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,487 Yes, he is. 149 00:10:13,695 --> 00:10:15,364 He's a child. 150 00:10:15,572 --> 00:10:17,866 Hangs onto you like you're his mommy. 151 00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:20,619 Runs to you when there is the slightest crisis. 152 00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:25,457 I can see why you only dated him three times. 153 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,461 Actually, it was four. 154 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,133 And he pretends Nicky's his son. He's my boy. 155 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,011 He's lonely. 156 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,888 He doesn't have any family. 157 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,266 I know he doesn't. 158 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:45,060 And I want him to get there. 159 00:10:46,603 --> 00:10:48,522 - Hmm. You smell good. - Hmm. 160 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:52,025 You know Katherine's not gonna put up with this. 161 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,113 Why do you? 162 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,367 Because I have... this. 163 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:18,093 You and Dave are so different. 164 00:11:21,805 --> 00:11:25,559 Yeah. He's one of those friends you inherit from childhood. 165 00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,019 There for life. 166 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,148 I'm sorry. 167 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:37,946 I know he's crude. 168 00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,158 But he looks out for me, 169 00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:42,868 and I look out for him. 170 00:11:59,968 --> 00:12:01,011 Come here, buddy. 171 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,388 Come here. 172 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,267 Use it up, buddy. 173 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,518 Use it up. 174 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:10,771 Use it up. 175 00:12:15,692 --> 00:12:16,568 Hey. 176 00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,029 Mail? 177 00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:21,907 Good boy! 178 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,284 Good boy. Bring it here. 179 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,953 Bring it here, bud. 180 00:12:26,161 --> 00:12:27,204 Good boy. 181 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,003 Remember Katherine's brother? Gary? 182 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,213 The weird guy. 183 00:12:37,547 --> 00:12:38,590 He's getting married. 184 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,343 Maybe I could bring you. 185 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,137 Come on. 186 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,146 You ready to go to work? 187 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,445 Does he ever walk around like he's drunk? 188 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:01,571 Yes. 189 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,661 Prolonged staring where nothing distracts him? 190 00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:10,706 Sometimes. 191 00:13:12,916 --> 00:13:14,293 Bang his head against the wall? 192 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:16,962 Yes. 193 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,300 Does he eat his own feces? 194 00:13:21,508 --> 00:13:23,302 Not that I'm aware of. 195 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,265 Well, Gumball here, 196 00:13:28,473 --> 00:13:30,559 he's experiencing anxiety. 197 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:32,185 We're gonna find out why. 198 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:34,771 Take a deep breath. 199 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,108 We're just gonna go in one smooth movement. 200 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,276 - All right. - It's all good. 201 00:13:39,484 --> 00:13:40,652 - Smooth. - Smooth. 202 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,404 - Smooth. - Smooth. 203 00:13:42,612 --> 00:13:43,780 Smooth movements. 204 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,490 It's all good. Just like... 205 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,908 Look, he's fine. 206 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,744 - Enzo's good. He's good. - What if he bites me? 207 00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:50,912 He's not gonna bite you. I promise you. He's not gonna bite you. 208 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,748 - Okay. - He's not gonna bite anybody. 209 00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:54,541 - Promise? - I promise you. 210 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,625 Let's do it. 211 00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:23,779 Good boy. 212 00:14:24,988 --> 00:14:26,031 Good boy. 213 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,914 Isn't that the one that bit you? 214 00:14:34,122 --> 00:14:35,082 Sure is. 215 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,667 You never cease to amaze me. 216 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,712 Wanna grab an early bite? 217 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,130 Can't. I have a date. 218 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,548 Can I come? 219 00:14:45,675 --> 00:14:47,177 I'm proposing to Katherine tonight. 220 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,140 Oh. I hope she doesn't say no. 221 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,143 - I've never had anyone say yes. - Hmm. 222 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,062 Sir! 223 00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:59,106 You kid is playing with your dog's shit. 224 00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:00,565 You might want to clean that up. 225 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:13,120 Here's the appetizer menu that you wanted. 226 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:18,125 - Just let me know if you need anything. - Thank you. 227 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,918 I recommend the cal amari. 228 00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:29,970 So this dog... 229 00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:34,516 Uh... Yeah, he, um... 230 00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:36,893 Anyway, he's just... he's like getting more and more anxious, 231 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,478 and I think he's gonna have to go on 232 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,147 anxiety medicine or something like that. 233 00:15:40,355 --> 00:15:41,398 Oh, my God. 234 00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:43,233 - Yeah. - That's really serious. 235 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,876 Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. 236 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,423 You take me seriously. You listen to me. 237 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,593 You think I'm smart. 238 00:16:11,928 --> 00:16:13,013 You make me laugh. 239 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,352 I thought about this. 240 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:22,939 Methodically. From my heart. 241 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,274 I wrote it down. 242 00:16:30,113 --> 00:16:32,532 And what I'm trying to say is... 243 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,703 let's go the distance. 244 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,218 Oh, and don't take any of this as criticism. 245 00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:53,762 These are just well-thought-out suggestions. 246 00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,972 Think of them as observations. 247 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,016 Like, um, this first one. 248 00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,184 Get teeth whitened. 249 00:16:59,392 --> 00:17:00,894 Don't be embarrassed by it. 250 00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:02,145 A lot of people have this problem. 251 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,813 Yellow, dullish looking teeth. 252 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,399 It can make one look a little older. 253 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,276 I get them done every six months. 254 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,611 As you know. 255 00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:12,531 This next one is very fun 256 00:17:12,739 --> 00:17:13,865 and a no-brainer. 257 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,117 Upgrade wardrobe. 258 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:19,120 You've this great, perfect body for clothes. 259 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,830 Let's show it off. 260 00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,624 And I'm a soon-to-be designer. 261 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,128 Okay, three, I'm very excited about. 262 00:17:28,838 --> 00:17:31,007 Like sports. 263 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,509 I mean, come on, let's be honest. 264 00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:34,678 Gary did not quite turn out to be the son my dad wanted. 265 00:17:34,886 --> 00:17:37,097 I was the one who grew up loving sports. 266 00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:38,181 Loving sports. 267 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,683 Football, basketball, baseball. 268 00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:41,560 Soon as I hear Al Michaels' voice, 269 00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:43,562 I go straight back to those halcyon days 270 00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:45,480 where my dad and I are arguing and cussing, 271 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,899 and he's downing a whole bottle of California Red 272 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,234 and throwing the remote at the TV. 273 00:17:49,442 --> 00:17:52,362 I mean, you are a sports guy. 274 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,782 Just you like the ones that aren't on the major networks. 275 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,451 Like Snooker. Just, you know, if you just try 276 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,829 to like the sports that other people know about, 277 00:18:01,037 --> 00:18:02,455 my dad... 278 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,209 will be yours for life. 279 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,129 And that's something we can do together every Sunday night. 280 00:18:10,505 --> 00:18:11,506 With my dad. 281 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,981 And, Alex, really, if there is anything you want me to change, 282 00:18:28,189 --> 00:18:30,108 anything you want me to change, 283 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,234 I-I will do it. 284 00:18:32,652 --> 00:18:34,321 I don't want you to change a thing. 285 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,577 I really think we can have one of those great relationships of all-time. 286 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,207 You know what would really be the icing on the cake? 287 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,209 No. 288 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,503 If we could finish this... 289 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,339 in time for Gary's wedding. 290 00:19:01,514 --> 00:19:03,683 You know what? That's perfect. 291 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,143 That's perfect. 292 00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:08,855 You know why? Because everybody's gonna be there. 293 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,358 All your friends, your relatives, 294 00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:12,609 your family members. 295 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,194 Everybody that's important in your life. 296 00:19:14,402 --> 00:19:17,656 No, I just... I want... 297 00:19:17,864 --> 00:19:20,075 them to see the kind of couple that we can be. 298 00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:22,577 Yeah. No. Of course, that's... 299 00:19:23,995 --> 00:19:25,080 obviously... 300 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,376 what this thing is about. 301 00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:31,961 Showing all of them, all those important people 302 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,005 how great you are. 303 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,674 No, I'm sorry, how great we are. 304 00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:37,842 Right? 305 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,095 You know what? Let's treat this like a game. 306 00:19:40,303 --> 00:19:41,930 Right? Come on! 307 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:51,666 You remember that Russian girl I was emailing a while back? 308 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,418 One who loves dogs? 309 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,244 Hello, my love, Alex. 310 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,164 You are ray of light on my heart. 311 00:21:31,372 --> 00:21:33,208 Yes, I give to you pardons 312 00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:35,251 that long you not writes to me. 313 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,587 "You imagine dream today 314 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,422 "has dreamed me. 315 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,633 It was such bright and fine." 316 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:43,968 "I am at home. 317 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,303 "You enter my room, 318 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,597 and I feel your aroma." 319 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,475 "You cautiously place me in a sofa 320 00:21:50,683 --> 00:21:51,810 "to unbutton me. 321 00:21:52,018 --> 00:21:54,395 "The dress and your soft hands 322 00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:58,066 start to caress my breasts softly." 323 00:21:58,274 --> 00:22:00,443 Oh! "And our bodies merge as a whole 324 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:03,404 "and you compress me so strong. 325 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,615 "Then we start to be borrowed love. 326 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,910 About as I would like that this dream appeared the truth." 327 00:22:12,163 --> 00:22:14,833 What the hell are you doing? 328 00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:16,501 I thought you stopped emailing the Russian 329 00:22:16,709 --> 00:22:18,127 two weeks after you met Katherine. 330 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,129 I did stop. 331 00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,131 You were doing that out of loneliness, 332 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,842 and you're not the lonely guy anymore. 333 00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:25,677 What's wrong with keeping my options open? 334 00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:27,929 Options? Uh, what are you talking about? 335 00:22:28,137 --> 00:22:30,682 She's a nurse from Ivanovka, 336 00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:32,559 in the Kirov area. 337 00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:33,768 That's interesting. 338 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,228 Wait a minute. 339 00:22:36,437 --> 00:22:37,939 What happened? 340 00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,071 Did she, um, 341 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,656 say anything as to how she came up with this? 342 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:51,327 Uh, something about the heart being smarter than the brain. 343 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:53,913 Oh my. 344 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,667 Jesus! 345 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,836 I mean, this is really incredible. 346 00:23:00,044 --> 00:23:01,296 I just didn't expect this. 347 00:23:01,504 --> 00:23:03,631 I know. The audacity of it. 348 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:04,883 I mean, it's humiliating. 349 00:23:05,091 --> 00:23:07,427 No. No, it's not humiliating. 350 00:23:07,635 --> 00:23:09,804 It's actually quite brilliant. 351 00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:12,265 It makes me sound like a loser. 352 00:23:12,473 --> 00:23:14,726 Well, what she's saying is, she wants to marry you. 353 00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:16,185 Uh, HO, no, no, no. 354 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:18,688 I don't... I don't see that in any way at all. 355 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,399 No woman would give a guy a list like this 356 00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:24,110 unless she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life. 357 00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:29,574 And every woman has a list. 358 00:23:29,782 --> 00:23:31,326 She just wrote it down. 359 00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:39,375 Ay, ay, av, av, av- 360 00:23:46,507 --> 00:23:48,051 That's my dad's root beer. 361 00:23:49,552 --> 00:23:50,845 Oh, Michael's home. 362 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,097 Let's see what he thinks. 363 00:23:55,099 --> 00:23:56,809 This ought to be good. 364 00:24:03,858 --> 00:24:05,443 She expects Alex to become a Jew? 365 00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:08,279 People convert all the time, Michael. 366 00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,448 And Judaism is a beautiful religion. 367 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,202 Why is number seven crossed out? 368 00:24:14,410 --> 00:24:16,704 That's "Replace male friend who is a bad influence." 369 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,373 You mean me? Fuck her. 370 00:24:18,581 --> 00:24:20,917 - No, no. Dave. - She means Dave. 371 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:24,128 We crossed it out, so he's not gonna do that one. 372 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:25,296 Okay. 373 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,132 "Get teeth whitened." 374 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,926 What about Alex's lifelong dentist phobia. 375 00:24:31,594 --> 00:24:32,887 That's no joke. 376 00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:35,098 - Very serious. - We'll help him through it. 377 00:24:36,307 --> 00:24:37,183 Look, Alex. 378 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,357 If a woman gave me this list, this is what I would say to her: 379 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:48,236 "You do know if I make these changes, 380 00:24:48,444 --> 00:24:49,737 "I won't love you anymore. 381 00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:52,073 "L love you because you love my faults. 382 00:24:52,281 --> 00:24:53,825 "If I fix them, 383 00:24:54,033 --> 00:24:56,703 "I’d have to raise my standards, and you won't make the cut. 384 00:24:56,911 --> 00:24:59,706 Now do you really want to hand me that list?" 385 00:24:59,914 --> 00:25:01,040 Wait a minute. 386 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,918 Men expect women to be perfect. 387 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:05,253 Like, all the time. 388 00:25:05,461 --> 00:25:06,796 You expect us to have perky tits, 389 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,716 firm asses, and perfectly symmetrical facial features. 390 00:25:09,924 --> 00:25:11,509 And then you expect us to have your kids, 391 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:14,345 and then have our bodies go back to looking great. 392 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:15,471 And we're not allowed to age. 393 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,764 Not a sag, not a wrinkle. 394 00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:18,391 So do not tell me Katherine did anything wrong. 395 00:25:18,599 --> 00:25:20,184 How's he gonna pay for this shit? 396 00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:22,270 Well, remember the money his parents left him. 397 00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:26,482 This could be good strategically. 398 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:29,068 If you do Katherine's list, you'll have leverage over her. 399 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,278 She'll owe you. 400 00:25:30,486 --> 00:25:32,697 Oh, honey, always so Machiavellian. 401 00:25:32,905 --> 00:25:35,491 Alex, if you don't do this, 402 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,201 you'll regret it. 403 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,633 And why is number seven crossed out? 404 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:56,721 Uh, it's "Replace male friend who's a bad influence." 405 00:25:56,929 --> 00:25:58,556 You mean me? 406 00:25:58,765 --> 00:25:59,640 Oh, fuck her. 407 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:02,185 No, no, no. She means, uh, Michael. 408 00:26:02,393 --> 00:26:04,145 Oh, okay. 409 00:26:05,354 --> 00:26:06,898 Look, dude, Alex, 410 00:26:07,106 --> 00:26:08,733 everybody has some weird shit. 411 00:26:08,941 --> 00:26:10,109 I guarantee you she does. 412 00:26:11,235 --> 00:26:12,153 Like what? 413 00:26:12,361 --> 00:26:14,614 How about that she gave you a list? 414 00:26:16,365 --> 00:26:18,242 This is my life, okay? 415 00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:20,369 I'm never gonna find another girl like this. 416 00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:22,413 Yes, that's one hundred percent true. 417 00:26:33,674 --> 00:26:35,843 What's with the plastic furniture, man? 418 00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:37,386 It's inflatable. 419 00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:40,014 I can pack this up and be out of here 420 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,557 in ten minutes if I have to be. 421 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,434 Jesus. 422 00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,562 Look at the way we live. 423 00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:48,898 This is so fucked up. 424 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:50,483 No, it's not. 425 00:26:50,691 --> 00:26:53,903 Hey, we are youthful-ish. 426 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,155 We're allowed to be like this. 427 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:58,407 After 40, it's starts to get pathetic, 428 00:26:58,616 --> 00:27:00,118 but we're still okay. 429 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:29,522 Katherine's got an eye. 430 00:27:29,730 --> 00:27:30,898 I have an eye. 431 00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:33,651 I pick out my own underwear and socks. 432 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,236 Don't need to pay anyone for that. 433 00:27:35,444 --> 00:27:36,404 Dad. 434 00:27:36,612 --> 00:27:37,780 You don't need to work. 435 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,366 Uh, do it as a hobby. 436 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,493 - I’m gonna be a designer. - Ah. 437 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:45,163 You have a very talented daughter, my dear. 438 00:27:45,371 --> 00:27:46,247 Don't sell her short. 439 00:27:46,455 --> 00:27:47,540 Do I have to work? 440 00:27:47,748 --> 00:27:48,875 Yes. 441 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:51,794 You're a man. 442 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,630 Honey, you're never gonna have to worry about money. 443 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:59,010 But your... husband should be able to support a family. 444 00:27:59,218 --> 00:28:01,929 Do you think that idiot with the dogs is gonna support you? 445 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:04,891 I mean, what kind of profession is that? 446 00:28:05,099 --> 00:28:07,059 What's next, elephants? 447 00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:08,477 What about elephants? 448 00:28:29,081 --> 00:28:30,917 Alex is here. 449 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,677 Hi. 450 00:28:42,845 --> 00:28:43,846 Hi. 451 00:28:48,976 --> 00:28:50,978 Well, I-I'll let you two, um... 452 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,066 Whatever. 453 00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:05,409 We had to pick Nicky up from school and then... 454 00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,370 Lily demanded to come so... 455 00:29:07,578 --> 00:29:08,621 Well, they should come in. 456 00:29:08,829 --> 00:29:10,706 No, they're fine. 457 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:13,709 Um, I just wanted to talk to you. 458 00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,423 I'm not gonna do your list. 459 00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:20,549 I know. 460 00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:22,593 I never should have asked you. 461 00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:23,636 It's not fair. 462 00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:26,889 No, no, it's not fair. 463 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:30,643 To expect you to do all those things that I wrote down, 464 00:29:30,851 --> 00:29:32,395 it's a lot. 465 00:29:32,603 --> 00:29:33,688 Yeah, it is a lot. 466 00:29:33,896 --> 00:29:36,107 Well, it's not. I mean... 467 00:29:36,315 --> 00:29:38,150 I could do them. 468 00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:40,736 I know. You could, very easily. I believe in you. 469 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,280 Yeah, that's right. 470 00:29:42,488 --> 00:29:46,492 I mean, I could probably do them perfectly if I chose to. 471 00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:50,913 Of course. 472 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:55,626 But I don't want to. 473 00:29:57,753 --> 00:29:58,754 Okay. 474 00:30:00,923 --> 00:30:02,508 Hello, Alex. 475 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:04,885 Um, I just wanted to ask, 476 00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:07,013 your friend and her son are still out there. 477 00:30:07,221 --> 00:30:08,806 Should I bring them something to drink? 478 00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:11,392 Oh, don't worry about it. I'll go get them, Mom. 479 00:30:21,819 --> 00:30:22,695 Hey! 480 00:30:24,071 --> 00:30:27,575 Uh... you didn't say anything to Alex? 481 00:30:27,783 --> 00:30:28,617 About what? 482 00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:29,827 Our bedroom conversation. 483 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:31,704 I didn't say anything about you. 484 00:30:31,912 --> 00:30:33,205 Okay. 485 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:34,832 Look, just promise me, you'll never tell him. 486 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:37,543 I'm not gonna tell him, but you were the inspiration. 487 00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:39,295 I would never have thought to do that without you. 488 00:30:39,503 --> 00:30:40,963 No, no, no. 489 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,299 I was not the inspiration. I'm not the inspiration. 490 00:30:43,507 --> 00:30:44,592 You wrote the list, okay? 491 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,427 I didn't tell you that part. 492 00:30:46,635 --> 00:30:48,846 You don't have to worry about it. He's not gonna do it. 493 00:30:50,097 --> 00:30:51,349 He's not? 494 00:30:51,557 --> 00:30:54,769 Because I kinda told him that he should. 495 00:30:54,977 --> 00:30:56,437 - You did? Really? - Yes. 496 00:30:57,980 --> 00:31:00,066 Shouldn't we get your son out of the hot car? 497 00:31:01,984 --> 00:31:04,570 Yes. Yeah. Yes. Oh, God. 498 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:05,988 That's a really good idea. 499 00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:09,784 Oh. Okay. 500 00:31:09,992 --> 00:31:11,327 This is so embarrassing. 501 00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:16,499 I look like a rat. 502 00:31:19,585 --> 00:31:21,462 I have Nicky set up in front of the TV 503 00:31:21,670 --> 00:31:22,671 in the den with a treat. 504 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,965 - Thank you. - He's so darling. 505 00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:26,842 Katherine showed him her old room, 506 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:28,594 her stuffed animals. 507 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,973 So, Gary, you excited about the big day? 508 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:35,059 What big day? 509 00:31:35,267 --> 00:31:36,685 - Your wedding. - He's thrilled. 510 00:31:36,894 --> 00:31:38,729 Alex, do you have a minute? 511 00:31:51,617 --> 00:31:53,369 Something to drink? I'm having scotch. 512 00:31:53,577 --> 00:31:56,080 No, I'm okay. 513 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:00,459 Are you? 514 00:32:01,877 --> 00:32:02,753 Alex... 515 00:32:04,463 --> 00:32:05,923 Katherine showed me the list. 516 00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:08,592 And I want you to know 517 00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:12,513 I wholeheartedly support your choice not to do it. 518 00:32:15,474 --> 00:32:16,892 Look around. 519 00:32:18,644 --> 00:32:20,312 This is her world. 520 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,441 It's not yours. 521 00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:26,819 She expects a lot. 522 00:32:28,195 --> 00:32:29,822 Too much from men. 523 00:32:30,030 --> 00:32:30,906 But... 524 00:32:32,366 --> 00:32:33,576 it's not her fault. 525 00:32:35,494 --> 00:32:36,912 It's mine. 526 00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:43,043 Let me help save you from the pain 527 00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:46,213 of trying to fit in with all of this. 528 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:51,760 You're a dog guy. 529 00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:53,429 That's fine. 530 00:32:56,515 --> 00:32:58,434 We don't have any dogs. 531 00:33:08,694 --> 00:33:11,572 We did seven IVFs to get one kid, 532 00:33:11,780 --> 00:33:14,158 and he never complained once. 533 00:33:15,409 --> 00:33:17,411 Each time, he had to sit in a little room 534 00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:19,538 and jerk off to some 1980s porn 535 00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:20,789 that other men have jerked off to. 536 00:33:20,998 --> 00:33:23,125 Jerking off. 537 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:24,543 Been there. 538 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:28,672 And then he had to put the cup in a paper bag 539 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:31,592 and walk it across the room like a child carrying his lunch 540 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,968 and give it to his secretary. 541 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:34,845 Paper bag. 542 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,976 What the hell was that? 543 00:33:43,145 --> 00:33:45,689 This is gonna be very interesting. 544 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,088 Wow, that's a beauty! 545 00:34:09,296 --> 00:34:10,714 - Thank you. - Come on in. 546 00:34:25,479 --> 00:34:27,189 Everyone, 547 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:31,277 may I introduce Dr. Antonio Rosenblatt. 548 00:34:31,485 --> 00:34:33,529 Best optometrist on the West Side. 549 00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:36,448 Buongiorno. 550 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:37,658 Rosenblatt? 551 00:34:39,034 --> 00:34:40,369 Yeah, my father is Jewish. 552 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,454 My, uh, mom is from Florenzia. 553 00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:44,206 Fascinating. 554 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:45,624 Interesting. 555 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:46,917 Well then, you're not actually Jewish 556 00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:48,002 'cause you're mother isn't. 557 00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:49,837 No, no, I'm Jewish. 558 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,840 Who is this beautiful little man? 559 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,635 He's mine. 560 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:57,761 I'm the mother. 561 00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:00,598 Lily. 562 00:35:00,806 --> 00:35:02,558 - Does he like cars? - Oh! 563 00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:03,934 Loves them. 564 00:35:04,143 --> 00:35:06,437 Well then, we'll take you for a ride later on then. 565 00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:08,647 I would love that. 566 00:35:10,524 --> 00:35:13,694 - And, uh, my daughter Katherine. - Hey. 567 00:35:15,738 --> 00:35:17,489 Oh, wow. 568 00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:21,076 What? That's my thing. I do the magic tricks. 569 00:35:27,374 --> 00:35:30,002 Do not show your hand, okay, Alex? 570 00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:32,171 Be strong. 571 00:35:32,379 --> 00:35:35,341 That big, overly Italian guy 572 00:35:35,549 --> 00:35:36,550 isnt' a threat. 573 00:35:36,759 --> 00:35:38,052 Not a threat? Come on. Look at you. 574 00:35:38,260 --> 00:35:39,595 You can't even help yourself. 575 00:35:39,803 --> 00:35:42,348 Please, please take me for a ride in your European car later. 576 00:35:42,556 --> 00:35:45,142 - Okay, stop. - Your penis must be gargantuan 577 00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:46,644 just because you're Italian. 578 00:35:46,852 --> 00:35:49,396 Suddenly, I don't care about my husband and my child. 579 00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:51,774 - Run away with me. - Alex, stop. 580 00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:54,360 Stop. There's just something about Italians, okay. 581 00:35:54,568 --> 00:35:55,486 - It's hard to explain. - Oh God. 582 00:35:55,694 --> 00:35:57,112 All women react like this. 583 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,989 I mean, look at him. 584 00:35:59,198 --> 00:36:00,491 Oof! 585 00:36:00,699 --> 00:36:02,534 But it doesn't really mean anything. 586 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,587 Good coffee goes a long way. 587 00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:18,801 Katherine, I'm doing the list. 588 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:48,497 Well, my friend, you have seven cavities, 589 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,499 receding gums... 590 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,418 ...and cracked enamel. 591 00:36:52,626 --> 00:36:55,087 I'm not even sure I can save that one. 592 00:36:55,295 --> 00:36:58,424 Also, your front incisors are a bit rabbit-like. 593 00:36:58,632 --> 00:37:00,843 I'd like to file those down. 594 00:37:02,177 --> 00:37:03,595 Sorry. 595 00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:04,930 Rabbit-like. 596 00:37:06,223 --> 00:37:07,641 Teeth whitening comes last, 597 00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:09,268 after all these other procedures. 598 00:37:09,476 --> 00:37:11,311 Uh, well, I appreciate your concern 599 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,521 for the health of his teeth. 600 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:13,689 The reason we came here is 601 00:37:13,897 --> 00:37:15,774 for the teeth whitening. 602 00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:18,235 I'd like to discuss what kind of white you'll be using. 603 00:37:19,361 --> 00:37:20,279 White. 604 00:37:22,072 --> 00:37:26,326 Well, there are other shades and intensities and... 605 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,122 different variations on white. I-I'll show you. 606 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,167 I thought this might come in handy. 607 00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:35,169 See, um... 608 00:37:36,378 --> 00:37:38,213 eggshell white might be a nice one. 609 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,591 Yeah, no, that's really nice. Uh, what about polar bear? 610 00:37:40,799 --> 00:37:41,925 Mm, that might be a bit too dingy. 611 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:43,677 How about something a little closer to, ooh, 612 00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:44,803 nebulous white. 613 00:37:45,012 --> 00:37:47,181 Ooh, that... 614 00:37:47,389 --> 00:37:49,183 that is a very nice neutral white. 615 00:37:49,391 --> 00:37:51,435 - Yeah, exactly. - I think you're right. 616 00:37:52,519 --> 00:37:54,480 Polar bear. 617 00:37:54,688 --> 00:37:56,440 Is it polar bear or nebulous? 618 00:37:56,648 --> 00:37:58,400 - I think it's nebulous. - Definitely nebulous. 619 00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:07,534 Open. 620 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:12,683 You conquered a lifelong fear. 621 00:39:12,891 --> 00:39:14,226 I'm so proud of you. 622 00:39:14,434 --> 00:39:16,186 I'm so proud of you. 623 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,274 Definitely less, uh, rabbit teeth. 624 00:39:21,733 --> 00:39:24,152 It's outstanding. Look, it's outstanding. 625 00:39:24,361 --> 00:39:25,404 Outstanding, huh? 626 00:39:25,612 --> 00:39:27,906 You don't need this. Yeah, yeah, Oxycodone. 627 00:39:28,115 --> 00:39:29,324 You definitely don't need all these. 628 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,659 Yeah, I'll take a few. 629 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:32,286 Oh God. 630 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,474 It's for my parents really. 631 00:39:54,683 --> 00:39:56,268 You know my dad. 632 00:39:56,476 --> 00:39:58,687 It would make things less complicated. 633 00:40:03,233 --> 00:40:06,069 Many people stereotype Jewishness. 634 00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:10,490 Characterize them as nitpicky, stingy, scheming merchants. 635 00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:13,118 Misers collecting diamonds, counting money. 636 00:40:13,327 --> 00:40:14,786 Uttering phrases like, 637 00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:17,539 "Shalom, mazel tov, Oy vey" 638 00:40:18,707 --> 00:40:20,918 Constantly hearing about bagels, 639 00:40:21,126 --> 00:40:23,045 violin playing, haggling. 640 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,882 The complaining, 641 00:40:27,090 --> 00:40:29,676 guilt-inflicting Jewish mother. 642 00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:32,888 The spoiled, materialistic Jewish-American princess. 643 00:40:33,096 --> 00:40:35,432 The often meek but nice Jewish boy. 644 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:39,019 You sure you're not anti-Semitic. 645 00:40:39,227 --> 00:40:41,188 That all spilled out of your mouth a little too easy. 646 00:40:41,396 --> 00:40:43,649 I take umbrage at that. 647 00:40:43,857 --> 00:40:45,150 I am just a concerned friend 648 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,444 who can't believe you're doing this for a woman. 649 00:40:51,990 --> 00:40:52,991 Hey, remember. 650 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,285 No more Christmas, no more Easter Bunny. 651 00:40:56,411 --> 00:40:57,996 Think about it. 652 00:41:14,012 --> 00:41:15,514 Do you know what it means to convert? 653 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:18,934 Uh, you... 654 00:41:22,771 --> 00:41:23,897 become a Jew. 655 00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:27,150 It's a little more complicated than that. 656 00:41:28,902 --> 00:41:30,362 I've known the Sterns for... 657 00:41:31,488 --> 00:41:32,447 over 20 years. 658 00:41:33,615 --> 00:41:34,866 I've watched Katherine grow up. 659 00:41:36,576 --> 00:41:40,205 Yes, she's spoiled, and she has a good heart. 660 00:41:40,414 --> 00:41:42,708 And she certainly knows what she wants. 661 00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:46,128 Do you? 662 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,676 Sometimes. 663 00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:57,222 You know that it is my job 664 00:41:57,431 --> 00:41:59,975 to dissuade you from converting? 665 00:42:00,183 --> 00:42:02,519 I'm committed to protecting the Jewish religion 666 00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:03,854 and the Jewish people. 667 00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:06,898 My personal feeling is to welcome people 668 00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:08,442 to this beautiful faith. 669 00:42:11,153 --> 00:42:12,237 But... 670 00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:14,698 if they are not serious... 671 00:42:14,906 --> 00:42:17,409 or they have stereotypical ideas, beliefs-- 672 00:42:17,617 --> 00:42:19,327 Oh, no, no. No, no. I- I am serious. 673 00:42:19,536 --> 00:42:20,871 I am totally serious. 674 00:42:21,079 --> 00:42:22,998 I don't want to harm any Jews. 675 00:42:23,206 --> 00:42:25,083 I would protect them all if I could. 676 00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:26,293 I respect Jews. 677 00:42:26,501 --> 00:42:28,712 I... I've watched Jews my whole life. 678 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,339 The entire Holocaust was terrible. 679 00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:35,135 Ho-Horrific. 680 00:42:35,343 --> 00:42:36,762 It makes me sick like... 681 00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:40,140 uh, and... but... 682 00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:43,852 They've done so well for themselves in Hollywood now. 683 00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:45,645 I mean, they make all those great... 684 00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:46,855 movies and... 685 00:42:48,398 --> 00:42:50,525 That was the stupidest thing I have said. 686 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,444 I'm sorry I said that. I'm babbling. 687 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,948 What about your family? 688 00:43:00,035 --> 00:43:00,952 Gone. 689 00:43:02,996 --> 00:43:03,955 I'm sorry. 690 00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:09,002 I like you. You're honest. 691 00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:10,253 You didn't come here and tell me 692 00:43:10,462 --> 00:43:11,505 what you thought I wanted to hear. 693 00:43:11,713 --> 00:43:12,881 You didn't try to fool me. 694 00:43:14,007 --> 00:43:14,883 I'm not very good at that. 695 00:43:16,384 --> 00:43:18,095 All right. 696 00:43:18,303 --> 00:43:21,515 Let's start with the basics and move on from there. 697 00:43:21,723 --> 00:43:24,226 And I think you may be surprised at what you learn. 698 00:43:24,434 --> 00:43:25,685 Okay, Rabbi. 699 00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:26,812 Do I call you Rabbi? 700 00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:28,438 Yes. 701 00:43:28,647 --> 00:43:30,065 Did you know rabbi means teacher? 702 00:43:31,691 --> 00:43:35,445 We educate people in how to connect to God 703 00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:37,572 and to spirituality. 704 00:43:39,407 --> 00:43:40,408 I like that. 705 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:42,994 The process takes about six months. 706 00:43:44,579 --> 00:43:45,831 Uh, that's actually not... 707 00:43:47,374 --> 00:43:49,543 gonna work because I need to be Jewish in three weeks 708 00:43:49,751 --> 00:43:51,711 for Gary's wedding. 709 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,421 We'll deal with that when we get to it. 710 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:56,883 But for now, you need to study. 711 00:43:57,092 --> 00:43:58,426 You'll also have a mikveh, 712 00:43:58,635 --> 00:44:00,387 a ceremonial baptism. 713 00:44:00,595 --> 00:44:02,222 And you will need to be circumcised. 714 00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,392 Oh, I am. I, uh... 715 00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,770 I believe you. 716 00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:11,314 It's a ritual circumcision by a mohel. 717 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:14,985 It's not as bad as it sounds. 718 00:44:17,195 --> 00:44:18,113 Okay. 719 00:44:26,496 --> 00:44:28,790 When I came here, I hated all American sports, 720 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:30,625 especially baseball. 721 00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:32,252 I mean, it was torture. 722 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:34,880 I didn't get it, at all. 723 00:44:35,088 --> 00:44:38,175 Then, I started to get to know the players. 724 00:44:38,383 --> 00:44:40,552 This one's married. This one's single. 725 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,429 This one's good-looking. 726 00:44:42,637 --> 00:44:44,472 I started to see the pictures, 727 00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:46,183 the split finger fastball, 728 00:44:46,391 --> 00:44:48,602 the cutter, the sinker, change-up. 729 00:44:49,769 --> 00:44:52,981 I began to understand the strategy. 730 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:56,484 I decided to change how I felt about baseball. 731 00:44:56,693 --> 00:44:59,029 And now, I'm more passionate about the game than Michael. 732 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:03,783 And then, there is football, 733 00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:05,410 American football. 734 00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:07,913 There's no other sport that makes grown-up men cry, 735 00:45:08,121 --> 00:45:10,874 brings them to their knees more than football. 736 00:45:11,082 --> 00:45:13,627 It taps into our most primal instincts. 737 00:45:13,835 --> 00:45:16,880 So, allow yourself to enjoy the epic struggle, 738 00:45:17,088 --> 00:45:19,382 the spectacle that is football. 739 00:45:22,510 --> 00:45:24,262 Come on, run it down their throats. 740 00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:26,014 Time to air it out. Go long! 741 00:45:29,976 --> 00:45:31,186 Maybe he should dump it off short. 742 00:45:33,355 --> 00:45:34,564 - No. - Pssh, of course not. 743 00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:36,483 Good try, Alex. 744 00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:40,904 Brady likes to stay aggressive, 745 00:45:41,112 --> 00:45:42,072 move it down the field. 746 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,324 Yeah, except the defense is expecting that. 747 00:45:44,532 --> 00:45:45,533 They have their nickel package in. 748 00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:46,952 That's true. 749 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,411 Brady better be careful. 750 00:45:49,496 --> 00:45:50,413 That was a good try, babe. 751 00:45:51,539 --> 00:45:53,333 Okay. Third and one. 752 00:45:54,668 --> 00:45:56,753 Run it off tackle. Get the first down. 753 00:46:00,006 --> 00:46:03,260 Or... maybe he should fake it into the line and go deep. 754 00:46:04,344 --> 00:46:06,888 Oh, that's bold, Alex. 755 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:09,182 ...fires into the end zone. Touchdown! 756 00:46:12,769 --> 00:46:14,437 Outstanding, Alex. 757 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,648 Good. Good work. Good... 758 00:46:16,856 --> 00:46:18,858 Hey, come over here. Sit by me. 759 00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:20,193 Katherine, give him some room. 760 00:46:20,402 --> 00:46:21,903 What a touchdown by 22. 761 00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:23,488 He's a great football player. 762 00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:26,866 Unfortunately, earlier in the season, he took a big hit. 763 00:46:27,075 --> 00:46:29,452 You know, I wouldn't be surprised to see him bootleg it here. 764 00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:32,455 Hey, I got my own John Madden next to me. 765 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,317 He's so surgical in that position. 766 00:47:00,525 --> 00:47:02,610 Changing up tempos like that. His guys giving him passing lanes. 767 00:47:02,819 --> 00:47:04,779 Hey, Brady's got ice water in his veins. 768 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:05,989 No-flinch mentality. 769 00:47:06,197 --> 00:47:07,657 Damn you, Brady! 770 00:47:07,866 --> 00:47:09,075 I'm taking you to a game. 771 00:47:15,248 --> 00:47:16,207 Jesus. 772 00:47:17,667 --> 00:47:19,586 Fifty-yard line, ten rows back. 773 00:47:19,794 --> 00:47:21,963 How the hell did you get these? 774 00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:23,381 Go get yourself a drink. 775 00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:26,301 Oh, I brought you something to drink. 776 00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:30,388 Wow! 1967 Bordeaux. 777 00:47:30,597 --> 00:47:32,349 Antonio, you didn't need to do that. 778 00:47:36,936 --> 00:47:39,647 Alex, uh, why don't you open it? 779 00:47:39,856 --> 00:47:41,483 Or do you need some help? 780 00:47:46,988 --> 00:47:48,073 Tell you what. 781 00:47:49,574 --> 00:47:51,618 You go ahead and open it yourself. 782 00:47:51,826 --> 00:47:53,286 You might wanna decant it first. 783 00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:55,705 Although it's probably lost all its fruit by now. 784 00:47:59,084 --> 00:48:00,794 Katherine, go get him. 785 00:48:05,757 --> 00:48:07,717 Patriots are the forces of evil. 786 00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:11,596 Alex, please. 787 00:48:12,806 --> 00:48:14,057 Don't go. 788 00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:26,569 You know I didn't invite him. 789 00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:28,571 My dad did. 790 00:48:28,780 --> 00:48:30,657 He is stalking you. 791 00:48:31,991 --> 00:48:33,827 He's an optometrist. 792 00:48:34,035 --> 00:48:35,703 That's not a real doctor. 793 00:48:35,912 --> 00:48:38,373 The real doctor is an ophthalmologist. 794 00:48:38,581 --> 00:48:41,626 Mr. Antonio Rosenblatt 795 00:48:41,835 --> 00:48:42,877 is a pretend doctor. 796 00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:44,504 He sells glasses. 797 00:48:44,712 --> 00:48:45,755 What a scam. 798 00:48:47,215 --> 00:48:48,591 And you, oh, 799 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:53,012 "Yes, may I please have some of your special wine." 800 00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:55,890 Because everything Italian is automatically incredible 801 00:48:56,099 --> 00:48:58,268 just because it's Italian. 802 00:48:58,476 --> 00:49:00,437 And by the way, I'm pretty sure he's not Italian. 803 00:49:00,645 --> 00:49:03,440 He sounds French to me. I don't know why anybody else doesn't hear that. 804 00:49:03,648 --> 00:49:05,859 How'd you know about the wine and the football? 805 00:49:08,528 --> 00:49:10,655 Because when I say I'm gonna do something, I do it. 806 00:49:11,948 --> 00:49:13,158 Hundred percent. 807 00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:15,994 I like that. 808 00:49:19,205 --> 00:49:20,457 All right, uh... 809 00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:24,002 I guess I'll go get back to your dad. 810 00:49:24,210 --> 00:49:25,920 I don't wanna be rude or anything. 811 00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:28,214 I don't wanna be a dick. 812 00:49:29,674 --> 00:49:30,967 Where do you think you're going? 813 00:49:41,978 --> 00:49:45,899 I guess it is only the beginning of the third quarter out there. 814 00:49:46,107 --> 00:49:47,775 My dad's never leaving that game. 815 00:49:49,110 --> 00:49:51,029 And that score is pretty tight. 816 00:49:51,237 --> 00:49:52,780 Really tight. 817 00:49:52,989 --> 00:49:54,824 We have a good 32 minutes. 818 00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:30,735 This next one is very fun 819 00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:32,111 and a no-brainer. 820 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,780 Upgrade wardrobe. 821 00:50:33,988 --> 00:50:36,699 You have this great, perfect body for clothes. 822 00:50:36,908 --> 00:50:38,243 Let's show it off. 823 00:51:10,316 --> 00:51:12,777 I'm sorry, I gotta go. It's Victoria. 824 00:51:14,153 --> 00:51:15,321 Wardrobe emergency? 825 00:51:15,530 --> 00:51:18,241 Yes. One of our big clients who no one can stand, 826 00:51:18,449 --> 00:51:21,744 apparently, she hates the dress I pulled for her. 827 00:51:22,996 --> 00:51:24,330 I'll get back soon as I can. 828 00:51:25,623 --> 00:51:27,083 I'm so sorry. 829 00:51:28,626 --> 00:51:30,628 But there's so many beautiful clothes here. 830 00:51:31,713 --> 00:51:32,630 Have fun. 831 00:51:33,881 --> 00:51:35,800 Mix and match. 832 00:51:36,009 --> 00:51:36,926 Do whatever you want. 833 00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:38,928 It's gonna make you look so handsome. 834 00:52:04,954 --> 00:52:07,707 I was finally getting comfortable around Mr. Stern. 835 00:52:07,915 --> 00:52:09,292 Like we were bonding. 836 00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:10,710 We were watching football. 837 00:52:12,587 --> 00:52:15,715 And then this Antonio guy comes in. 838 00:52:15,923 --> 00:52:17,050 He ruined everything. 839 00:52:17,258 --> 00:52:18,259 Ruined the whole moment. 840 00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:24,182 What do you think I should do? 841 00:52:24,390 --> 00:52:26,559 Tell him to go away. 842 00:52:26,768 --> 00:52:27,894 I shouldn't punch him? 843 00:52:28,102 --> 00:52:30,605 Only policemen and Marines are allowed to punch. 844 00:52:30,813 --> 00:52:31,856 Only what? 845 00:52:32,065 --> 00:52:33,858 Policemen and marines are allowed to punch. 846 00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:37,236 That's a good point. 847 00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:41,407 We're oddballs, huh? 848 00:52:41,616 --> 00:52:42,617 - Yeah. - Yeah. 849 00:52:44,535 --> 00:52:46,245 I think we need to be more like Steve McQueen. 850 00:52:46,454 --> 00:52:47,538 Yeah. 851 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:03,846 Grunters. 852 00:53:04,055 --> 00:53:04,889 What the hell? 853 00:53:08,309 --> 00:53:09,894 Look at that I ame fuck. 854 00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:24,075 Alex, my friend! 855 00:53:24,283 --> 00:53:26,244 Who's he? 856 00:53:26,452 --> 00:53:29,122 That's the Jewish-Italian optometrist. 857 00:53:29,330 --> 00:53:30,998 Clearly sounds French though. 858 00:53:31,207 --> 00:53:33,000 The one who wants to get into Katherine's pants? 859 00:53:33,209 --> 00:53:34,419 That's the one. 860 00:53:35,461 --> 00:53:36,671 Look who dropped by, Alex. 861 00:53:36,879 --> 00:53:37,922 Great. 862 00:53:39,132 --> 00:53:40,216 How about we play a match? 863 00:53:42,468 --> 00:53:43,678 Terrific idea. 864 00:53:43,886 --> 00:53:45,138 That's all right. I think we'll come back. 865 00:53:45,346 --> 00:53:47,181 Absolutely. Let's do this. 866 00:53:50,518 --> 00:53:51,644 Yea-oh! 867 00:53:53,187 --> 00:53:54,647 Kick their asses. 868 00:54:05,908 --> 00:54:07,952 Fuck me! Fuck me! 869 00:54:11,706 --> 00:54:13,332 .Ooh! 870 00:54:17,795 --> 00:54:19,714 You know, Katherine is a very special woman. 871 00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:22,633 She deserves the best. 872 00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:24,886 Oh, she's more than satisfied with what she's got. 873 00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:27,972 No, she's not. 874 00:54:28,181 --> 00:54:29,724 What'd you say? 875 00:54:32,185 --> 00:54:33,352 What'd you say? 876 00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:37,273 My serve. 877 00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:55,041 - Ooh! - Ooh. 878 00:54:58,294 --> 00:55:00,129 Sorry, that was an accident. 879 00:55:02,089 --> 00:55:03,424 Ah, you're okay. 880 00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:04,842 Just, uh, walk it off. 881 00:56:52,199 --> 00:56:53,284 Oh, Jesus. 882 00:56:55,369 --> 00:56:57,455 Transfers you the greetings, my love! 883 00:57:12,970 --> 00:57:14,805 What the hell is she doing here? 884 00:57:15,014 --> 00:57:17,391 - Did you tell her to fly over? - No, Dave, I didn't. 885 00:57:18,976 --> 00:57:20,770 She must've misunderstood me. 886 00:57:23,022 --> 00:57:25,024 Look, I gotta get out of here. 887 00:57:25,232 --> 00:57:27,318 Just keep here here until, uh... 888 00:57:28,569 --> 00:57:29,654 until I get back. 889 00:57:29,862 --> 00:57:31,072 I don't know how long that's gonna be. 890 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,074 No problem. 891 00:57:33,282 --> 00:57:34,492 Does she speak English? 892 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:37,244 Your dog, it likes a stroke. 893 00:57:38,412 --> 00:57:39,747 Okay, we're good. 894 00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:47,463 Don't worry. I come back. 895 00:57:47,672 --> 00:57:48,714 Dave... 896 00:57:50,257 --> 00:57:51,842 good guy. 897 00:57:56,305 --> 00:57:59,642 What do you do in Russia? 898 00:58:01,727 --> 00:58:04,772 I work as the seller-adviser. 899 00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:07,441 To me I like when people thank if 900 00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:11,445 I in what that have helped them 901 00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:14,323 and on them faces smile. 902 00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:20,204 Listen, do not mess with her. 903 00:58:20,413 --> 00:58:22,748 Hey, buddy, this is your thing. 904 00:58:22,957 --> 00:58:23,958 Now go. 905 00:58:24,166 --> 00:58:25,126 Beat it. 906 00:58:33,467 --> 00:58:36,095 To keep our relationship fresh, we should go out every week, 907 00:58:36,303 --> 00:58:38,264 explore the city, do different things. 908 00:58:38,472 --> 00:58:40,266 It would be like a first date each time. 909 00:58:41,767 --> 00:58:44,103 Special night out every week. 910 00:58:44,311 --> 00:58:45,855 I haven't had one in years. 911 00:58:46,063 --> 00:58:47,523 I've earned it. She hasn't. 912 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,361 All right, fine. Give her the damn special night out. 913 00:58:57,491 --> 00:58:58,534 Just" 914 00:59:04,457 --> 00:59:05,708 Just wait. 915 00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:16,302 I know you wanted to go out, but... 916 00:59:16,510 --> 00:59:18,721 Alex... it's beautiful. 917 00:59:18,929 --> 00:59:20,222 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 918 00:59:23,476 --> 00:59:25,936 Okay, I'm gonna go check on the fillets in the oven. 919 00:59:26,145 --> 00:59:27,480 Fillets? Wow. 920 00:59:27,688 --> 00:59:30,649 Um, why am I not sneezing? 921 00:59:30,858 --> 00:59:34,570 Oh, I de-Tuckerized the whole place. 922 00:59:34,779 --> 00:59:36,989 Yeah, he's gone for the evening. 923 00:59:37,198 --> 00:59:40,117 There is no CSI that could find any evidence 924 00:59:40,326 --> 00:59:41,827 of canine DNA in here. 925 00:59:43,037 --> 00:59:44,038 Thank you. 926 00:59:44,246 --> 00:59:45,289 Yeah. 927 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:48,876 I'll be just one sec. 928 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,002 It's from California. 929 01:00:32,211 --> 01:00:34,421 Heaven. How did you find that? 930 01:00:34,630 --> 01:00:36,340 I have my ways. 931 01:00:41,053 --> 01:00:42,888 I don't know how you pulled this off. 932 01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:55,943 What's that? 933 01:00:58,571 --> 01:00:59,822 Holy shit. 934 01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:03,200 What's going on? 935 01:01:03,409 --> 01:01:04,410 No, no, no. Anastasiya. 936 01:01:06,370 --> 01:01:08,539 Go. Back. Dave. Now. 937 01:01:08,747 --> 01:01:11,250 I come to here. Alex tell me. 938 01:01:11,458 --> 01:01:13,169 - Do you know this girl? - No, absolutely not. 939 01:01:13,377 --> 01:01:14,211 But you know her name. 940 01:01:15,379 --> 01:01:17,506 Okay, I kind of know her. 941 01:01:17,715 --> 01:01:18,799 Are you having an affair? 942 01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:21,510 Oh, my God, no. No. 943 01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:23,053 I was hurt after you gave me the list. 944 01:01:23,262 --> 01:01:25,014 I went online just to talk to somebody. 945 01:01:25,222 --> 01:01:26,724 - She's from Russia. - I'm from Russia. 946 01:01:26,932 --> 01:01:27,933 I never told her to come. 947 01:01:28,142 --> 01:01:30,102 - He said come. - No, I didn't say that. 948 01:01:31,478 --> 01:01:32,980 I don't understand what you're saying, 949 01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:35,107 but you need to get your ass out of here before I mess you up. 950 01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:37,860 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. - What! Stop! 951 01:01:38,068 --> 01:01:39,612 - Bitch! - Hey! 952 01:01:39,820 --> 01:01:41,947 Russian girl. Think you're trying to find an American husband. 953 01:01:42,156 --> 01:01:44,116 - Baby, what are you doing? - Why aren't you protecting me 954 01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,743 -from this lunatic? - I am. Just... 955 01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:52,249 - Get out of here. Now. - But you said come. 956 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:54,001 - Dave. - Alex, what... 957 01:01:58,255 --> 01:01:59,590 So sorry about that. 958 01:02:12,978 --> 01:02:15,189 Okay. I know that was... 959 01:02:15,397 --> 01:02:16,440 weird. 960 01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:20,069 A Russian off the Internet? How tacky. 961 01:02:20,277 --> 01:02:22,071 I told you, it was a mistake. 962 01:02:22,279 --> 01:02:23,489 All right? I'm an idiot. 963 01:02:23,697 --> 01:02:25,324 Katherine, look, I'm doing the best I can 964 01:02:25,532 --> 01:02:27,493 with this stupid list thing. 965 01:02:27,701 --> 01:02:29,662 In fact, I'm pretty sure no other guy in the world 966 01:02:29,870 --> 01:02:30,996 would put himself through this. 967 01:02:31,205 --> 01:02:33,457 You know, I went against all of my instincts 968 01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:35,167 as a man to please you. 969 01:02:35,376 --> 01:02:37,169 Oh, stupid list? 970 01:02:37,378 --> 01:02:39,255 You know who inspired that stupid list? 971 01:02:39,463 --> 01:02:42,800 Your good old friend you can't seem to live without. 972 01:02:43,008 --> 01:02:45,386 Remember my little bedroom talk with Lily? 973 01:02:48,847 --> 01:02:51,600 You nailed it. What a wonderful special night out. 974 01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:01,777 I didn't tell her to give you the list. 975 01:03:01,986 --> 01:03:04,405 Okay? I told her that you have to know what you want in a man 976 01:03:04,613 --> 01:03:06,573 and maybe write it down. 977 01:03:10,119 --> 01:03:11,412 Well, that's great. 978 01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:13,163 So you were the inspiration then. 979 01:03:13,372 --> 01:03:14,581 Okay, yes! 980 01:03:14,790 --> 01:03:16,083 Yes, I was the inspiration, 981 01:03:16,292 --> 01:03:18,752 -if you want to look at it that way. - Great. 982 01:03:18,961 --> 01:03:21,422 I was just trying to help you get moving 'cause you just sit there. 983 01:03:21,630 --> 01:03:24,091 - You never make a decision. - Stop acting like you're my mom. 984 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:26,176 - Stop interfering. - You need me to interfere. 985 01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:30,889 Oh God. 986 01:03:32,266 --> 01:03:34,893 Oh, I'm sorry, Alex. I'm sorry. 987 01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:37,021 God, I just can't keep my mouth shut. 988 01:03:37,229 --> 01:03:38,772 And I do interfere. It's pathological. 989 01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:41,650 I can't help myself. Oh God. 990 01:03:41,859 --> 01:03:43,277 It's just that it's too much fun interfering. 991 01:03:43,485 --> 01:03:44,695 It makes me feel like I'm part of it. 992 01:03:44,903 --> 01:03:46,447 Now I fucked up your future with the perfect girl. 993 01:03:46,655 --> 01:03:48,073 No, no. No, no, you did not. 994 01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:51,702 She put chocolate on you because of this? 995 01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:54,872 No, the crazy Russian. 996 01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:57,166 The crazy Russian, she flew in here, 997 01:03:57,374 --> 01:03:58,876 found my address, I don't know how. 998 01:03:59,084 --> 01:04:00,419 She scared the crap out of me. 999 01:04:00,627 --> 01:04:02,171 Uh, Dave was supposed to be watching her, 1000 01:04:02,379 --> 01:04:04,923 but she just burst in the middle of the dinner with Katherine, 1001 01:04:05,132 --> 01:04:06,800 starts demolishing the place, 1002 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:08,719 and rubs chocolate on both of us. 1003 01:04:08,927 --> 01:04:11,430 And now Katherine thinks I've been having an affair with this girl. 1004 01:04:13,307 --> 01:04:14,683 It's not-- 1005 01:04:14,892 --> 01:04:16,477 That's the funniest thing ever. 1006 01:04:16,685 --> 01:04:19,021 You should see the dress that... 1007 01:04:20,564 --> 01:04:22,232 I want to know exactly what's so funny, 1008 01:04:22,441 --> 01:04:24,360 but I already took my pill. 1009 01:04:24,568 --> 01:04:26,779 So, Lily, come to bed. 1010 01:04:26,987 --> 01:04:29,531 And, Alex, you'll stay in the guest room. 1011 01:04:29,740 --> 01:04:30,783 Okay. 1012 01:04:33,994 --> 01:04:35,120 Good night, honey. 1013 01:05:02,606 --> 01:05:03,899 It's pancake day. 1014 01:05:05,859 --> 01:05:06,944 Okay. 1015 01:05:10,197 --> 01:05:12,032 This Russian sounds wild. 1016 01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:14,159 - Oof. - I wanna hear every detail. 1017 01:05:15,285 --> 01:05:16,245 But, Alex... 1018 01:05:17,704 --> 01:05:19,873 I think under the circumstances, 1019 01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:21,834 everything is fair game now. 1020 01:05:22,042 --> 01:05:23,210 Who knows about Katherine, right? 1021 01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:25,295 Who knows what the hell she's doing. 1022 01:05:26,755 --> 01:05:28,882 If I were you, I would take a look at this Russian. 1023 01:05:30,092 --> 01:05:31,093 A good look. 1024 01:05:32,761 --> 01:05:34,138 Test the waters. 1025 01:05:49,278 --> 01:05:52,114 For 28 years, I am living with Mama. 1026 01:05:52,322 --> 01:05:54,700 She works in an agriculture. 1027 01:05:54,908 --> 01:05:56,410 She looks after birds. 1028 01:05:57,995 --> 01:05:59,788 From what you become happy? 1029 01:06:01,999 --> 01:06:05,502 What to give to your face a smile? 1030 01:06:07,671 --> 01:06:09,047 Alex, tell to me. 1031 01:06:14,011 --> 01:06:15,762 dogs. 1032 01:06:17,264 --> 01:06:18,640 I love for them! 1033 01:06:36,366 --> 01:06:37,784 Have you ever been in love? 1034 01:06:42,247 --> 01:06:43,248 Many times. 1035 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:46,210 But with each relationship, 1036 01:06:46,418 --> 01:06:48,337 your idea of love changes. 1037 01:06:48,545 --> 01:06:49,796 And I think that's a good thing. 1038 01:06:52,758 --> 01:06:55,677 I will have the chicken parmigiano. 1039 01:06:56,845 --> 01:06:58,055 That-That's not Italian. 1040 01:06:58,263 --> 01:06:59,556 Of course it is. 1041 01:06:59,765 --> 01:07:01,099 Chicken parmigiano. 1042 01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:03,769 Uh, no, I mean, 1043 01:07:03,977 --> 01:07:06,271 an Italian would never take a chicken, fry it, 1044 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,815 and put a lot of sauce and melted cheese on it. 1045 01:07:09,024 --> 01:07:10,234 That's just not an Italian dish. 1046 01:07:11,443 --> 01:07:13,570 It is to me. I think it's delicious. 1047 01:07:13,779 --> 01:07:15,572 It's our best-selling dish, sir. 1048 01:07:15,781 --> 01:07:17,407 Well... 1049 01:07:17,616 --> 01:07:19,826 I wouldn't order it. 1050 01:07:20,035 --> 01:07:21,995 I'm sure there's better things on this menu. 1051 01:07:23,455 --> 01:07:24,790 Wh-Where's your chef from? 1052 01:07:25,999 --> 01:07:28,252 Seems like Northern Italy. 1053 01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:29,920 He's from Mexico. 1054 01:07:31,797 --> 01:07:33,966 So this is American food? 1055 01:07:34,174 --> 01:07:35,968 In that case, I will have, um, 1056 01:07:37,261 --> 01:07:38,554 New York strip, medium rare. 1057 01:07:40,847 --> 01:07:42,641 Chicken parmigiano. 1058 01:07:45,602 --> 01:07:47,354 I'm sorry, Katherine, but in Italy-- 1059 01:07:47,563 --> 01:07:49,690 I know, everything in Italy is superior. 1060 01:07:49,898 --> 01:07:51,858 Guess we're not as persnickety about our food 1061 01:07:52,067 --> 01:07:53,569 because we're so busy being a superpower. 1062 01:07:53,777 --> 01:07:56,029 For example, in America, we do not take a nap 1063 01:07:56,238 --> 01:07:57,948 from 2 to 4 p.m. because we think it's lazy 1064 01:07:58,156 --> 01:07:59,658 and bad for business. 1065 01:07:59,866 --> 01:08:03,287 By the way, how are the eyeglasses selling? 1066 01:08:05,872 --> 01:08:08,125 You're upset because it didn't work out with Alex. 1067 01:08:14,006 --> 01:08:16,091 You're right. I'm sorry. 1068 01:08:20,470 --> 01:08:22,514 I know you, Katherine. 1069 01:08:22,723 --> 01:08:23,849 You're a woman who needs to experience 1070 01:08:24,057 --> 01:08:25,767 the best in life. 1071 01:08:28,687 --> 01:08:30,480 And I can give you this. 1072 01:08:38,905 --> 01:08:40,616 I am never getting married. 1073 01:08:42,159 --> 01:08:44,244 I made that choice a long time ago. 1074 01:08:44,453 --> 01:08:45,912 Makes my life a lot easier. 1075 01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:52,294 I'm gonna pawn it. 1076 01:08:52,502 --> 01:08:54,546 You'll regret it. 1077 01:08:54,755 --> 01:08:56,506 Antique rings aren't worth what you think. 1078 01:08:57,758 --> 01:08:59,301 Nothing's worth what you think. 1079 01:09:00,510 --> 01:09:01,678 Hey, Alex, can I tell you something? 1080 01:09:02,971 --> 01:09:04,181 The reason you can't go the distance 1081 01:09:04,389 --> 01:09:05,432 with Katherine is that... 1082 01:09:07,184 --> 01:09:09,978 well, she expects more than a dog. 1083 01:09:10,187 --> 01:09:13,357 I mean, you love dogs because it's a one-way street. 1084 01:09:13,565 --> 01:09:15,901 You know, it's unconditional love. 1085 01:09:18,695 --> 01:09:20,322 Don't pawn this. 1086 01:09:21,948 --> 01:09:23,659 You don't wanna end up like me. 1087 01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:47,599 Who is this hot piece of ass 1088 01:09:47,808 --> 01:09:49,643 putting holes in my grass? 1089 01:10:02,948 --> 01:10:03,949 Katherine. 1090 01:10:05,742 --> 01:10:07,035 Welcome to my park. 1091 01:10:07,244 --> 01:10:08,620 Uh, she's allergic to dogs. 1092 01:10:10,914 --> 01:10:11,873 Well... 1093 01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:14,126 then she shouldn't come here. 1094 01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:28,223 Let's get you out of here before your face turns purple and blows up. 1095 01:10:28,432 --> 01:10:30,809 Wait, I wanna show you something. 1096 01:10:31,017 --> 01:10:32,102 It's a prescription. 1097 01:10:32,310 --> 01:10:34,563 It will reduce my allergy by 90 percent. 1098 01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:38,108 And this you'll like. 1099 01:10:38,316 --> 01:10:40,152 There's injections too. 1100 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,486 And you can do the honors. 1101 01:10:41,695 --> 01:10:43,155 I think you've gotten very good at that by now. 1102 01:10:43,363 --> 01:10:45,282 They already gave me my first shot, 1103 01:10:45,490 --> 01:10:47,826 and-and I think it's starting to kick in. 1104 01:10:57,961 --> 01:10:59,045 Oh, my God. 1105 01:10:59,254 --> 01:11:01,840 - It was my grandmother's. - It's gorgeous. 1106 01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:06,052 I kill you, bitch! 1107 01:11:06,261 --> 01:11:07,637 - Hey! - What the hell! 1108 01:11:07,846 --> 01:11:09,014 - Hey! - God, help me! 1109 01:11:09,222 --> 01:11:10,390 Get off of her! 1110 01:11:10,599 --> 01:11:11,850 Get off of her! 1111 01:11:12,058 --> 01:11:13,643 Look! 1112 01:11:13,852 --> 01:11:15,896 Stop it! Listen to me! Stop it! 1113 01:11:18,482 --> 01:11:21,026 I got her! I got her! I got her! 1114 01:11:21,234 --> 01:11:22,861 Where the hell have you been, Dave? 1115 01:11:23,069 --> 01:11:25,155 I thought you had strict orders to keep this lunatic under lockdown. 1116 01:11:25,363 --> 01:11:27,240 You enjoying this? ls this making you happy? 1117 01:11:27,449 --> 01:11:30,160 Alex just proposed to me, and you've ruined it. 1118 01:11:30,368 --> 01:11:31,912 What a great friend you are. 1119 01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,122 Oh God, look at my Louis Vuitton boots. 1120 01:11:34,331 --> 01:11:36,166 - Oh, no. -I'll buy you another pair. 1121 01:11:36,374 --> 01:11:37,292 You can't afford them. 1122 01:11:37,501 --> 01:11:38,877 You always this much of a bitch? 1123 01:11:41,129 --> 01:11:43,006 Nyet! Nyet! 1124 01:11:43,215 --> 01:11:45,217 Dave, stop! Just get her out of here! 1125 01:11:45,425 --> 01:11:46,551 All right? I'll talk to you later. 1126 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:47,677 I gotta deal with this. 1127 01:11:47,886 --> 01:11:49,304 Go! Get her out of here! 1128 01:11:55,143 --> 01:11:56,895 This is bullshit! 1129 01:12:02,234 --> 01:12:04,653 Oh. Okay. It's okay. 1130 01:12:05,737 --> 01:12:06,780 We got it. 1131 01:12:08,156 --> 01:12:10,158 - All right. - Yeah. 1132 01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:13,036 Uh, yeah, I wouldn't... I wouldn't put that on. 1133 01:12:19,543 --> 01:12:21,253 I'm not a bitch. 1134 01:12:23,046 --> 01:12:24,297 Oh, no. 1135 01:12:56,663 --> 01:12:57,956 My God is alive, 1136 01:12:58,164 --> 01:13:00,083 and I believe that he would see me through this. 1137 01:13:00,292 --> 01:13:01,751 And I would surprise you 1138 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,253 when I'm out of you 1139 01:13:03,461 --> 01:13:04,588 to let you know that 1140 01:13:04,796 --> 01:13:06,923 you just messed yourself up, not me. 1141 01:13:08,842 --> 01:13:10,093 I worry for you. 1142 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:14,723 Much luck. 1143 01:13:26,192 --> 01:13:28,486 Alex, people judge you by the friends you keep. 1144 01:13:33,325 --> 01:13:36,703 Uh, it's "Replace male friend who is a bad influence." 1145 01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:38,538 You mean me? 1146 01:13:38,747 --> 01:13:40,081 Uh, fuck her. 1147 01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:58,642 Honey, 1148 01:13:58,850 --> 01:14:00,852 you know I can't possibly stay for this, 1149 01:14:01,061 --> 01:14:02,312 but Gary will be right here. 1150 01:14:07,067 --> 01:14:08,652 Look how beautiful it is. 1151 01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:10,946 No smell, no... 1152 01:14:11,154 --> 01:14:12,614 no residue of anything. 1153 01:14:14,157 --> 01:14:15,700 My mom went crazy. She loved it. 1154 01:14:15,909 --> 01:14:17,369 My dad was so impressed. 1155 01:14:28,254 --> 01:14:29,756 I'll be right outside. 1156 01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:30,924 Okay. 1157 01:14:44,396 --> 01:14:45,981 I really need to talk to you. 1158 01:14:47,857 --> 01:14:48,817 Can it wait? 1159 01:14:51,111 --> 01:14:52,320 Of course. 1160 01:14:54,406 --> 01:14:55,407 Word of advice. 1161 01:14:56,783 --> 01:14:59,452 Stay soft. 1162 01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:02,580 Okay, Gary. 1163 01:15:12,340 --> 01:15:13,383 It's from the waist down. 1164 01:15:24,519 --> 01:15:25,895 Ah, sit, sit, sit. 1165 01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:27,605 - It's all right. - Okay. 1166 01:15:32,527 --> 01:15:34,612 Not to worry. 1167 01:15:34,821 --> 01:15:37,782 I'm going to numb the coronal skin 1168 01:15:37,991 --> 01:15:39,492 around the head of your penis. 1169 01:15:41,161 --> 01:15:44,706 If you become erect, it's perfectly normal. 1170 01:15:44,914 --> 01:15:46,708 One prick and we're all done. 1171 01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:07,145 My parents having sex. 1172 01:16:10,398 --> 01:16:11,900 My grandparents are having sex. 1173 01:16:14,194 --> 01:16:15,987 My parents are having sex with my grandparents. 1174 01:16:36,216 --> 01:16:37,300 Did it hurt? 1175 01:16:37,509 --> 01:16:39,177 No, the mohel had, uh... 1176 01:16:40,762 --> 01:16:41,888 good hands. 1177 01:16:44,140 --> 01:16:45,058 Thank you. 1178 01:16:46,976 --> 01:16:47,894 Thank you. 1179 01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:50,105 Thank you. 1180 01:16:51,397 --> 01:16:52,357 Thank you. 1181 01:16:53,399 --> 01:16:54,359 Thank you. 1182 01:16:55,401 --> 01:16:56,528 Gary passed out. 1183 01:17:05,829 --> 01:17:06,746 Alex. 1184 01:17:08,915 --> 01:17:09,874 It's too late. 1185 01:17:10,959 --> 01:17:12,836 I'm a Jew. 1186 01:17:13,044 --> 01:17:14,170 Not quite yet, Shlomo. 1187 01:17:15,630 --> 01:17:17,882 Jesus!I have to call you Shlomo? 1188 01:17:18,091 --> 01:17:20,677 It's my new second middle name. 1189 01:17:20,885 --> 01:17:22,929 I need a drink. 1190 01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,892 Forget the cliche of drinking with friends. 1191 01:17:28,101 --> 01:17:29,978 Pairing wine with food and all that crap. 1192 01:17:31,062 --> 01:17:33,148 It's the sensual part of liquor. 1193 01:17:33,356 --> 01:17:35,024 Like being kissed. 1194 01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:37,861 That first sip rushes to your thighs, 1195 01:17:38,069 --> 01:17:39,362 the warm release of pleasure, 1196 01:17:39,571 --> 01:17:41,489 and suddenly everything is okay. 1197 01:17:43,032 --> 01:17:44,617 I wanna share that with you. 1198 01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:56,129 The main purpose of alcohol... 1199 01:17:57,714 --> 01:17:58,840 it's your lifeline. 1200 01:17:59,048 --> 01:18:01,384 It will help you through anything. 1201 01:18:01,593 --> 01:18:05,221 Marriage, children, work... women. 1202 01:18:07,473 --> 01:18:10,018 Scotch is the most important drink. 1203 01:18:10,226 --> 01:18:12,687 If you're out with a coworker, you order scotch. Neat. 1204 01:18:12,896 --> 01:18:14,564 Doesn't matter what kind. 1205 01:18:14,772 --> 01:18:16,691 If you're with a boss or client, 1206 01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:19,235 you ask for a Macallan 12. 1207 01:18:19,444 --> 01:18:20,403 Let me show you the difference. 1208 01:18:35,835 --> 01:18:37,086 Now... 1209 01:18:38,671 --> 01:18:40,256 the Macallan. 1210 01:18:50,934 --> 01:18:51,809 Smooth. 1211 01:18:53,561 --> 01:18:54,896 You have a good palate. 1212 01:19:07,325 --> 01:19:08,826 I do feel that in my thighs. 1213 01:19:09,035 --> 01:19:09,911 She was right. 1214 01:19:11,454 --> 01:19:14,207 That's a saketini, cosmopolitan, 1215 01:19:14,415 --> 01:19:16,292 lemon drop, pomegranate martini. 1216 01:19:16,501 --> 01:19:18,920 All these drinks are pretty... 1217 01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:22,131 gay. 1218 01:19:22,340 --> 01:19:23,591 But for some reason, women love it. 1219 01:19:29,681 --> 01:19:31,391 You know what my favorite part of the day is? 1220 01:19:32,767 --> 01:19:35,061 Picking Nicky up from school. 1221 01:19:36,187 --> 01:19:37,897 There's this moment 1222 01:19:38,106 --> 01:19:40,066 where he comes out of the classroom, 1223 01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:41,776 he runs over and gives me that hug-- 1224 01:19:41,985 --> 01:19:43,194 Hey. Hey. 1225 01:19:45,613 --> 01:19:46,948 It's my kid. 1226 01:19:48,574 --> 01:19:51,369 You can't poach another man's family, Alex. 1227 01:19:53,579 --> 01:19:54,998 Go get your own. 1228 01:19:58,084 --> 01:19:58,960 I am. 1229 01:20:00,461 --> 01:20:02,088 I proposed to Katherine. 1230 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,675 Bullshit. 1231 01:20:05,883 --> 01:20:08,219 I gave her a ring with dog shit on it. 1232 01:20:09,846 --> 01:20:10,972 Good job. 1233 01:20:12,473 --> 01:20:14,434 Because you were starting to piss me off. 1234 01:20:15,893 --> 01:20:18,313 Every time I open the door, there you are, 1235 01:20:18,521 --> 01:20:21,065 on my couch, eating my food, 1236 01:20:21,274 --> 01:20:23,609 showing Nicky how cool you are with the boxing and the magic. 1237 01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:26,946 But this is great. 1238 01:20:27,155 --> 01:20:28,156 Yeah. 1239 01:20:29,282 --> 01:20:30,616 Let's drink to Katherine. 1240 01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:37,582 Thank you, God, for Katherine. 1241 01:21:11,574 --> 01:21:12,575 So... 1242 01:21:14,369 --> 01:21:15,870 you're Jewish, 1243 01:21:16,079 --> 01:21:18,289 a drinker, and getting married. 1244 01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:22,085 I guess so. 1245 01:21:23,795 --> 01:21:25,671 Well, who's gonna be your best man? 1246 01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:27,256 "Me? 1247 01:21:30,551 --> 01:21:33,054 Uh, I don't know. I haven't really thought about it. 1248 01:21:34,263 --> 01:21:36,516 Well, you better start. 1249 01:21:36,724 --> 01:21:38,810 Because now is when it starts to get really fun. 1250 01:21:40,019 --> 01:21:41,646 All the attention is gonna be on you. 1251 01:21:44,982 --> 01:21:46,609 I'm glad 1252 01:21:46,818 --> 01:21:48,903 I was the inspiration for Katherine's list. 1253 01:21:52,198 --> 01:21:53,658 I love you. 1254 01:21:56,411 --> 01:21:57,912 - It's gonna be okay. - Yeah. 1255 01:22:00,498 --> 01:22:01,791 Really fun. 1256 01:22:01,999 --> 01:22:03,668 - Yeah. - Just like you said. 1257 01:22:05,628 --> 01:22:06,712 I promise. 1258 01:22:09,674 --> 01:22:11,676 Hey, bud. You ready? 1259 01:22:11,884 --> 01:22:13,052 Yeah. 1260 01:22:13,261 --> 01:22:14,470 Be careful with my boy. 1261 01:22:14,679 --> 01:22:15,638 Okay. 1262 01:22:32,780 --> 01:22:36,242 It's like being in the cockpit of your own fighter jet. 1263 01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:38,411 It's sleek and technically advanced 1264 01:22:38,619 --> 01:22:41,456 with ultimate power at your fingertips. 1265 01:22:41,664 --> 01:22:44,625 Once you feel that torque, you will never go back. 1266 01:22:44,834 --> 01:22:46,669 You and Tucker deserve that. 1267 01:22:46,878 --> 01:22:48,171 It's respect on the road. 1268 01:22:48,379 --> 01:22:51,048 People will think twice before messing with you. 1269 01:22:51,257 --> 01:22:52,967 That's the real beauty. 1270 01:23:11,235 --> 01:23:13,279 - Nicky, don't touch that. - He can touch whatever he wants. 1271 01:23:13,488 --> 01:23:15,656 Come on, grab the wheel. 1272 01:23:15,865 --> 01:23:18,242 Grab it! Squeeze it! 1273 01:23:18,451 --> 01:23:19,327 Yeah. 1274 01:23:19,535 --> 01:23:21,496 That's the power. 1275 01:23:21,704 --> 01:23:22,955 It's a game-changer, bruh. 1276 01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:26,751 Why don't we take it for a spin? 1277 01:23:34,217 --> 01:23:35,760 I can't. I mean, I got the kid. 1278 01:23:35,968 --> 01:23:37,011 You don't have to go fast. 1279 01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:38,429 Let's go fast. 1280 01:23:39,722 --> 01:23:41,015 Listen to your kid. 1281 01:23:43,184 --> 01:23:44,810 He's not my kid. 1282 01:23:45,019 --> 01:23:46,479 Oh. Why's he here? 1283 01:23:48,564 --> 01:23:50,399 I wanted to get his opinion. 1284 01:23:55,071 --> 01:23:56,322 And what do you think, little man? 1285 01:23:56,531 --> 01:23:58,115 Let's buy it. 1286 01:23:58,324 --> 01:24:00,326 There you go. Let's make a deal. 1287 01:24:26,102 --> 01:24:28,229 You-You know what? I'm worried about your dog. 1288 01:24:28,437 --> 01:24:30,147 - Uh... Enzo. - What? 1289 01:24:30,356 --> 01:24:31,983 He felt heavy, uh, the other day. 1290 01:24:32,191 --> 01:24:33,651 Like a half pound over. Am I right? 1291 01:24:33,859 --> 01:24:34,819 He's a little heavier. 1292 01:24:35,027 --> 01:24:36,195 But I've been controlling the portions 1293 01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:37,530 just like you told me. 1294 01:24:37,738 --> 01:24:39,490 I don't know. Maybe you should show me 1295 01:24:39,699 --> 01:24:41,158 what you're feeding him. 1296 01:24:41,367 --> 01:24:43,077 I mean, if he is, that could be really... 1297 01:24:43,286 --> 01:24:44,537 Whoo! 1298 01:24:45,788 --> 01:24:46,914 You know? 1299 01:24:58,175 --> 01:24:59,427 CT scan came up negative. 1300 01:24:59,635 --> 01:25:00,678 He's lucky. 1301 01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:03,556 My God. 1302 01:25:03,764 --> 01:25:05,016 My God, honey, are you okay? 1303 01:25:05,224 --> 01:25:07,476 - Yeah, I'm fine. - Is he gonna be okay? 1304 01:25:07,685 --> 01:25:09,854 He's gonna be fine. It's just a few bruises. 1305 01:25:10,062 --> 01:25:12,315 Good thing it was a Porsche. 1306 01:25:12,523 --> 01:25:14,066 It's like a tank. I have two myself. 1307 01:25:19,822 --> 01:25:20,865 Alex. 1308 01:25:23,117 --> 01:25:24,452 It was an accident. 1309 01:25:31,459 --> 01:25:33,252 It's my fault. 1310 01:25:33,461 --> 01:25:34,837 Hey, 1311 01:25:35,046 --> 01:25:36,005 we all make mistakes. 1312 01:25:36,213 --> 01:25:37,673 So don't beat yourself up. 1313 01:25:39,258 --> 01:25:40,301 Everything's okay. 1314 01:25:40,509 --> 01:25:42,011 No, it's not okay. 1315 01:25:56,817 --> 01:25:57,985 I don't know what the hell I'm doing. 1316 01:25:58,194 --> 01:25:59,862 I have no idea what the hell I'm doing. 1317 01:26:01,113 --> 01:26:04,033 My dependency on this family is so unhealthy. 1318 01:26:04,241 --> 01:26:05,201 And this list... 1319 01:26:05,409 --> 01:26:07,203 Slow down. Take a seat. 1320 01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:15,461 These are separate issues. 1321 01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:16,879 First... 1322 01:26:17,088 --> 01:26:18,089 Nicky is fine. 1323 01:26:19,882 --> 01:26:21,759 Every family makes a mistake like this. 1324 01:26:21,967 --> 01:26:24,595 You looked away for one moment. 1325 01:26:24,804 --> 01:26:27,682 You dependency on this family, that is a problem. 1326 01:26:27,890 --> 01:26:29,058 I need to back off. 1327 01:26:29,266 --> 01:26:32,103 Yes, you do. But not just for them, for you. 1328 01:26:32,311 --> 01:26:33,854 You're hanging on to them for dear life. 1329 01:26:34,063 --> 01:26:35,648 You're like a swimmer who's drowning. 1330 01:26:35,856 --> 01:26:37,566 Don't drown them. Don't drown yourself. 1331 01:26:40,069 --> 01:26:41,570 And the list... 1332 01:26:43,739 --> 01:26:46,659 Take time to explore what you have with Katherine. 1333 01:26:46,867 --> 01:26:49,036 It's silly, but use the list as a catalyst 1334 01:26:49,245 --> 01:26:51,997 to move your relationship to the next level. 1335 01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:03,050 How did you find your bashert? 1336 01:27:03,259 --> 01:27:04,343 Ah, you've been studying, hmm? 1337 01:27:04,552 --> 01:27:05,469 Bashert. 1338 01:27:08,347 --> 01:27:10,015 Well... 1339 01:27:12,184 --> 01:27:13,436 With my Miriam... 1340 01:27:15,479 --> 01:27:17,815 it started out hot and heavy. 1341 01:27:18,023 --> 01:27:20,234 And after a while, I started to become bored. 1342 01:27:22,236 --> 01:27:24,572 And then one night, we really... 1343 01:27:25,656 --> 01:27:27,199 started to talk. 1344 01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:33,038 I learned that she had a great family. 1345 01:27:33,247 --> 01:27:35,291 We realized that we had similar morals, 1346 01:27:35,499 --> 01:27:37,293 which made it easy for us to get along 1347 01:27:37,501 --> 01:27:38,627 and to have fun. 1348 01:27:39,837 --> 01:27:41,505 She didn't hold back, 1349 01:27:41,714 --> 01:27:43,382 and I didn't hold back. 1350 01:27:48,262 --> 01:27:51,015 And for the first time in my life, Alex, I- I felt... 1351 01:27:53,225 --> 01:27:56,312 completely able to be myself. 1352 01:27:57,605 --> 01:27:58,856 I felt freer. 1353 01:28:01,233 --> 01:28:04,111 I felt freer with her than I ever had as a single man. 1354 01:28:06,655 --> 01:28:09,033 We have an authentic relationship. 1355 01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:13,329 And this is what you should have with Katherine. 1356 01:28:15,247 --> 01:28:18,584 This is the foundation that we built our relationship on. 1357 01:28:18,793 --> 01:28:20,878 But you have to do this without family interference, 1358 01:28:21,086 --> 01:28:22,671 without all the bells and whistles. 1359 01:28:24,548 --> 01:28:26,008 Friends, money... 1360 01:28:28,636 --> 01:28:29,970 This is what I wish for you. 1361 01:28:33,808 --> 01:28:35,100 Don't settle for anything less. 1362 01:29:09,385 --> 01:29:12,555 Whoo! 1363 01:29:16,308 --> 01:29:18,727 Whoo! 1364 01:29:31,282 --> 01:29:32,491 Whoo? 1365 01:29:36,287 --> 01:29:37,413 Whoo! 1366 01:29:43,711 --> 01:29:46,380 Whoo-woop! 1367 01:29:49,925 --> 01:29:52,511 Whoo-woop! 1368 01:30:09,278 --> 01:30:11,780 Lead me in the path of righteousness. 1369 01:30:11,989 --> 01:30:15,159 Help me use my abilities to repair this broken world. 1370 01:30:15,367 --> 01:30:17,745 Help me ease and gladden 1371 01:30:17,953 --> 01:30:19,788 the lives of those I cherish. 1372 01:30:34,094 --> 01:30:35,429 This is your mikveh. 1373 01:30:35,638 --> 01:30:36,722 Regardless of what happens, 1374 01:30:36,931 --> 01:30:39,308 it will always be a source of comfort. 1375 01:30:41,810 --> 01:30:43,145 This is for you. 1376 01:30:51,654 --> 01:30:53,280 That took chutzpah. 1377 01:31:04,375 --> 01:31:06,627 Hey, you all right? 1378 01:31:09,129 --> 01:31:11,548 You shouldn't have to take shots for the rest of your life. 1379 01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:17,972 I gave Tucker away. 1380 01:31:19,264 --> 01:31:20,265 Alex. 1381 01:31:21,809 --> 01:31:23,394 I'm so sorry. 1382 01:31:28,023 --> 01:31:30,359 It's... probably the right thing to do. 1383 01:31:40,035 --> 01:31:41,870 I can't get Gary out of the pool. 1384 01:32:04,184 --> 01:32:05,477 Hey, man. 1385 01:32:06,645 --> 01:32:07,730 You doing okay? 1386 01:32:09,356 --> 01:32:10,399 I don't know. 1387 01:32:14,695 --> 01:32:15,904 Is it Rhonda? 1388 01:32:18,323 --> 01:32:19,408 Yes. 1389 01:32:21,910 --> 01:32:22,953 Cold feet? 1390 01:32:26,874 --> 01:32:28,250 This is more than cold feet. 1391 01:32:29,752 --> 01:32:30,961 I'm not attracted to her. 1392 01:32:32,504 --> 01:32:34,089 I don't like the way she smells. 1393 01:32:36,091 --> 01:32:37,217 Rhonda's garlicky. 1394 01:32:38,677 --> 01:32:40,179 It's reciprocal. 1395 01:32:40,387 --> 01:32:41,889 My last girlfriend was musty. 1396 01:32:44,058 --> 01:32:46,310 You'll, um... You'll get used to it. 1397 01:32:48,312 --> 01:32:50,022 She's not into the way I smell either. 1398 01:32:51,356 --> 01:32:52,983 And the way she drinks her coffee? 1399 01:32:59,865 --> 01:33:01,742 You're focusing on the wrong stuff, man. 1400 01:33:03,368 --> 01:33:04,995 That's nothing, right? 1401 01:33:05,204 --> 01:33:07,998 You guys laugh together? ls the sex good? 1402 01:33:11,585 --> 01:33:12,586 Great sex. 1403 01:33:13,796 --> 01:33:14,963 And we laugh. 1404 01:33:15,172 --> 01:33:16,215 Good. 1405 01:33:18,133 --> 01:33:20,511 But we don't laugh at the same things. 1406 01:33:22,888 --> 01:33:24,723 She laughs while we're having sex. 1407 01:33:27,351 --> 01:33:28,811 It's weird. 1408 01:33:32,481 --> 01:33:34,316 Well, Rhonda can't change her smell, Gary. 1409 01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:05,597 Hey. 1410 01:34:07,391 --> 01:34:08,892 Hey. Hey. 1411 01:34:24,992 --> 01:34:28,245 I just can't stand watching how sad you've been. 1412 01:34:29,621 --> 01:34:31,832 This is in no way meant to replace Tucker. 1413 01:34:44,136 --> 01:34:45,470 I'm not allergic to cats. 1414 01:34:48,724 --> 01:34:50,350 It's... 1415 01:34:50,559 --> 01:34:51,435 It's cute. 1416 01:34:54,730 --> 01:34:56,565 You Okay? 1417 01:34:56,773 --> 01:34:57,608 I'm okay. 1418 01:34:59,359 --> 01:35:00,903 Gary's wedding will be a good diversion. 1419 01:35:01,111 --> 01:35:02,571 We should make it fun. 1420 01:35:37,940 --> 01:35:39,650 I got the cat to sit with me for a few minutes. 1421 01:35:40,734 --> 01:35:42,319 You're bonding. 1422 01:35:42,527 --> 01:35:43,445 No way. 1423 01:35:43,654 --> 01:35:45,572 That's great. 1424 01:35:45,781 --> 01:35:47,699 Oh, my God. It's that lunatic. 1425 01:35:48,951 --> 01:35:51,286 It's okay. I am not attack. 1426 01:35:51,495 --> 01:35:53,872 Dave is needing to be sorry to you. 1427 01:35:55,666 --> 01:35:57,626 To him, it hard talk 1428 01:35:57,834 --> 01:36:00,087 emotional shit in your face. 1429 01:36:00,295 --> 01:36:01,463 Just keep her away from me. 1430 01:36:02,547 --> 01:36:04,258 Sorry I had sex with Anastasiya. 1431 01:36:06,343 --> 01:36:09,054 And, Katherine, you are not a bitch. 1432 01:36:11,515 --> 01:36:12,432 Ha! 1433 01:36:21,566 --> 01:36:22,776 Wow! 1434 01:36:24,528 --> 01:36:25,487 Dave... 1435 01:36:32,369 --> 01:36:33,245 Thank you. 1436 01:36:34,329 --> 01:36:35,497 - You should try them on. - Okay. 1437 01:36:38,250 --> 01:36:40,919 I am sorry I jump your body. 1438 01:36:41,128 --> 01:36:42,379 Oh, don't worry about it. 1439 01:36:43,505 --> 01:36:44,423 We okay? 1440 01:36:45,590 --> 01:36:46,633 Hey, yeah. 1441 01:36:50,929 --> 01:36:52,556 As you share this one cup of wine, 1442 01:36:52,764 --> 01:36:55,142 you undertake all the future brings. 1443 01:36:57,060 --> 01:36:59,855 All the sweetness life brings will be that much sweeter 1444 01:37:00,063 --> 01:37:01,732 because you drink from it together. 1445 01:37:42,189 --> 01:37:43,482 Stop. 1446 01:37:47,861 --> 01:37:48,779 I'm sorry, Rabbi. 1447 01:37:48,987 --> 01:37:50,572 I don't mean any disrespect. 1448 01:37:50,781 --> 01:37:51,990 Alex. 1449 01:37:55,035 --> 01:37:55,911 As a new Jew... 1450 01:37:57,954 --> 01:38:00,665 I can't in good conscience watch Gary break that glass 1451 01:38:00,874 --> 01:38:02,751 after the feelings he shared with me in the deep end of... 1452 01:38:04,044 --> 01:38:05,420 Mr. Stern's pool the other day. 1453 01:38:08,965 --> 01:38:11,593 Feelings that indicate this wedding shouldn't happen. 1454 01:38:11,802 --> 01:38:12,928 What are you doing? 1455 01:38:14,346 --> 01:38:15,514 Um... 1456 01:38:29,945 --> 01:38:32,697 A very wise person told me 1457 01:38:32,906 --> 01:38:34,616 that you must live an authentic life. 1458 01:38:36,034 --> 01:38:37,202 I believe if we... 1459 01:38:39,371 --> 01:38:42,374 let this wedding go forward, it will be a lie. 1460 01:38:46,086 --> 01:38:47,838 Gary, is this true? 1461 01:38:50,257 --> 01:38:51,216 It is true. 1462 01:38:53,635 --> 01:38:54,886 And I'm sorry, Gary... 1463 01:38:56,805 --> 01:38:58,348 but I'm in love with someone else. 1464 01:39:03,395 --> 01:39:05,772 Oh, my God. That makes so much sense. 1465 01:39:08,984 --> 01:39:10,777 Settle down, everybody. 1466 01:39:10,986 --> 01:39:11,987 Settle down. 1467 01:39:13,238 --> 01:39:15,157 Alex... 1468 01:39:15,365 --> 01:39:16,658 normally, 1469 01:39:16,867 --> 01:39:19,327 I would kill you for pulling a stunt like that. 1470 01:39:19,536 --> 01:39:21,788 But in this case... 1471 01:39:21,997 --> 01:39:23,081 it was the right thing to do. 1472 01:39:24,624 --> 01:39:25,625 Now, look... 1473 01:39:27,502 --> 01:39:30,672 we came here to enjoy a beautiful ceremony. 1474 01:39:32,466 --> 01:39:34,468 Celebrate the joining of two lives. 1475 01:39:34,676 --> 01:39:36,136 And I'm paying for it. 1476 01:39:37,512 --> 01:39:38,472 So... 1477 01:39:39,639 --> 01:39:41,057 somebody here is getting married. 1478 01:39:42,559 --> 01:39:43,477 You two. 1479 01:39:45,854 --> 01:39:47,481 Wait. 1480 01:39:47,689 --> 01:39:50,901 Antonio, you're a good man. 1481 01:39:51,109 --> 01:39:53,320 It's not gonna happen with my daughter. 1482 01:39:53,528 --> 01:39:54,404 Go get a drink. 1483 01:39:55,822 --> 01:39:57,032 Alex, Katherine, 1484 01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:58,700 you two love each other. 1485 01:39:58,909 --> 01:40:01,203 Now, let's get on with it. 1486 01:40:10,337 --> 01:40:11,213 Umm... 1487 01:40:12,297 --> 01:40:14,341 give me just... one moment. 1488 01:40:14,549 --> 01:40:16,176 - Yeah. - Okay? 1489 01:40:18,220 --> 01:40:19,262 One moment. 1490 01:40:24,726 --> 01:40:26,603 As you share this cup of wine, 1491 01:40:26,811 --> 01:40:29,105 you undertake all that the future may bring. 1492 01:40:30,774 --> 01:40:32,817 All the sweetness that life brings 1493 01:40:33,026 --> 01:40:34,736 will be even sweeter 1494 01:40:34,945 --> 01:40:36,530 because you drink from it together. 1495 01:42:06,578 --> 01:42:08,496 Alex, break the glass. 1496 01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:11,041 What are you doing? 1497 01:42:12,417 --> 01:42:13,376 I didn't buy the Porsche. 1498 01:42:16,421 --> 01:42:17,672 What are you talking about? 1499 01:42:19,424 --> 01:42:20,342 It's the cat. 1500 01:42:21,885 --> 01:42:23,219 What? 1501 01:42:23,428 --> 01:42:24,471 The kitten. 1502 01:42:25,555 --> 01:42:26,556 It made me see. 1503 01:42:31,770 --> 01:42:32,896 Look... 1504 01:42:34,356 --> 01:42:37,192 even if I got a 100 percent on this list, 1505 01:42:38,234 --> 01:42:39,402 it still wouldn't matter. 1506 01:42:41,529 --> 01:42:43,114 And there's some great things on there. 1507 01:42:45,784 --> 01:42:47,744 There are, but... 1508 01:42:47,952 --> 01:42:48,995 in the end, I'm... 1509 01:42:52,415 --> 01:42:53,958 I'm just not a cat guy. 1510 01:42:55,085 --> 01:42:57,003 You'll learn to like cats. 1511 01:42:58,505 --> 01:43:01,132 I just... I just wanted to lift you up to this 1512 01:43:01,341 --> 01:43:02,717 great life. 1513 01:43:02,926 --> 01:43:04,928 I know, I don't want to be lifted into another life. 1514 01:43:05,136 --> 01:43:07,806 Katherine, you see, you... 1515 01:43:08,014 --> 01:43:10,433 you've put together this imagined person 1516 01:43:10,642 --> 01:43:12,727 that just doesn't exist inside of me. 1517 01:43:14,104 --> 01:43:15,647 This isn't happening. 1518 01:43:15,855 --> 01:43:17,107 This isn't happening. 1519 01:43:25,740 --> 01:43:27,742 This is the list you should give your bashert. 1520 01:43:42,924 --> 01:43:43,967 Lily... 1521 01:43:46,761 --> 01:43:47,846 what are you doing here? 1522 01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:51,683 You called her, didn't you? 1523 01:43:52,976 --> 01:43:54,102 Yeah. 1524 01:43:54,310 --> 01:43:56,187 She's my best friend. 1525 01:43:56,396 --> 01:43:59,691 If I was getting married today, I wanted her to be here. 1526 01:43:59,899 --> 01:44:02,068 You just really can't make a decision without her, can you? 1527 01:44:02,277 --> 01:44:03,778 You-You couldn't even decide 1528 01:44:03,987 --> 01:44:05,405 to marry me without asking her. 1529 01:44:05,613 --> 01:44:07,949 Katherine, I just told her to come. 1530 01:44:08,158 --> 01:44:09,659 I didn't tell her we were getting married. 1531 01:44:13,246 --> 01:44:14,748 You know, I almost put you on the list. 1532 01:44:16,082 --> 01:44:17,041 You almost put-- 1533 01:44:22,380 --> 01:44:23,381 I'm sorry. 1534 01:44:37,187 --> 01:44:38,146 Katherine... 1535 01:44:41,191 --> 01:44:43,067 I hope you find what you're looking for. 1536 01:45:01,753 --> 01:45:03,588 I have something I need to do. 1537 01:45:03,797 --> 01:45:05,006 I'm gonna go with you. 1538 01:45:39,833 --> 01:45:40,959 - Alex, hey. - Hey, hey. 1539 01:45:41,167 --> 01:45:42,460 - Hey. - You're coming for a visit? 1540 01:45:42,669 --> 01:45:43,795 We were just gonna go for a walk. 1541 01:45:44,003 --> 01:45:45,296 No, I didn't come for a visit. 1542 01:45:45,505 --> 01:45:48,174 I came to tell you guys I made a huge, huge mistake. 1543 01:45:48,383 --> 01:45:49,759 Tucker's my dog. 1544 01:45:49,968 --> 01:45:52,428 - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, no. - Oh, no, no, he's our dog now. 1545 01:45:52,637 --> 01:45:54,055 It hasn't been 48 hours. 1546 01:45:54,264 --> 01:45:56,391 You don't have any written or witness to a verbal agreement. 1547 01:45:56,599 --> 01:45:58,101 Legally, you have no standing. 1548 01:45:58,309 --> 01:45:59,602 Who is this? 1549 01:45:59,811 --> 01:46:00,854 I'm Alex's attorney. 1550 01:46:02,689 --> 01:46:04,732 So don't fuck with me. 1551 01:46:09,821 --> 01:46:11,573 Alex? Alex? 1552 01:46:11,781 --> 01:46:13,241 Shut up! 1553 01:46:14,617 --> 01:46:16,244 I know, I know. Guys, I'm sorry. 1554 01:46:16,452 --> 01:46:18,454 I'm so sorry. Look, I'll get you guys any other dog you want. 1555 01:46:18,663 --> 01:46:20,456 Any kind. I promise. 1556 01:46:20,665 --> 01:46:22,166 How about a labradoodle. She wants a labradoodle. 1557 01:46:22,375 --> 01:46:23,209 Yeah. 1558 01:46:23,418 --> 01:46:24,294 Done! 1559 01:46:30,550 --> 01:46:32,093 Open the door. Open the door! 1560 01:46:35,763 --> 01:46:38,266 Look, you didn't get the girl, but you got your dog back. 1561 01:46:38,474 --> 01:46:40,518 And you are now a well-read, well-dressed, 1562 01:46:40,727 --> 01:46:42,812 handsome Jewish man with sparkling white teeth 1563 01:46:43,021 --> 01:46:45,398 who likes football and knows good scotch. 1564 01:46:48,359 --> 01:46:49,360 Get in the back. 1565 01:48:05,269 --> 01:48:07,605 Whoo! 1566 01:48:10,316 --> 01:48:12,527 Whoo! 1567 01:48:20,743 --> 01:48:21,619 Hey. 1568 01:48:21,828 --> 01:48:23,413 - Hi. - Hi. 1569 01:48:25,248 --> 01:48:26,249 Nice Australian shepherd. 1570 01:48:26,457 --> 01:48:27,792 Oh, thanks. 1571 01:48:28,001 --> 01:48:29,919 I like yours too. Beautiful coloring. 1572 01:48:33,131 --> 01:48:34,048 So... 1573 01:48:35,425 --> 01:48:36,467 you're the yeller. 1574 01:48:39,387 --> 01:48:40,430 Yeah, I am. 1575 01:48:41,806 --> 01:48:43,391 Well, It's nice to finally meet you. 1576 01:48:44,851 --> 01:48:46,060 Well, thanks for yelling back. 1577 01:48:47,770 --> 01:48:49,313 You have a lovely resonance to your yell. 1578 01:48:50,732 --> 01:48:51,774 Thanks. So do you. 1579 01:48:55,278 --> 01:48:56,320 I'm Lara. 1580 01:48:58,698 --> 01:48:59,615 I'm Alex. 1581 01:51:58,169 --> 01:52:00,171 Quick! Come here! 1582 01:52:01,297 --> 01:52:02,298 Hey. 1583 01:52:03,799 --> 01:52:05,134 Come on. Come and get it. 1584 01:52:09,222 --> 01:52:11,224 She's quick. She's so fast. 1585 01:52:13,267 --> 01:52:14,685 Come here. Come here. 1586 01:52:14,894 --> 01:52:15,853 Come here... 1587 01:52:19,273 --> 01:52:20,691 Ow! No! 107816

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