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Whoo!
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Shit.
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You know, I think that...
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- They asked me to, right?
- No.
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You know?
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The hill?
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It's good you're late.
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You're getting too thin.
Eat something.
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Where is she?
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I became completely gluten-free,
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which for me was
a definite journey.
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Wait, was this
because of an allergy?
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Oh, no, no, nothing like that.
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Oh, that's good.
I'd be so concerned.
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There's a lot of food
that has gluten.
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You're spectacular.
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And you're sweaty.
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Stop it.
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Stop it.
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Stop it!
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Stop, stop, stop it!
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Oh! Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
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Sorry. Stop it.
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He's brilliant with dogs.
He coaches them professionally.
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May I?
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- Oh, my.
- Here we go.
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There we go.
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Aw.
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All right. You see, she...
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She thinks my shoe hitting
the floor is an act of God.
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Now she associates that
unpleasant noise with barking.
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She's actually really sweet.
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No one has ever called
my dog sweet.
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You must be Alex.
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Uh, you must be Victoria.
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Yes.
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Are you all right?
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Yeah, just a little allergic.
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I'll be fine.
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You are going to come with me.
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I'm going to show you off.
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Hello, everybody.
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Really see it. Picture it.
Picture a coin.
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Picture a coin.
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There we go.
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What would be really great...
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is if it were something...
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...that I could give
to my lady.
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You know, I'm starting
to like your, uh,
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bizarre, insane...
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sometimes pretentious friends.
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Well, you know,
there's some very talented,
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powerful people here.
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Yeah?
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There he is. Hey, buddy.
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How you doing?
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Dave, what a sight?
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Oh. Hey.
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This is a great party, really.
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Okay. Thank you.
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You do realize that
he presses up against me,
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he rubs back and forth, pressing
his chest into my boobs, right?
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He-He's just really excited
to see you.
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I'll talk to him. Again.
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Hmm. I'm getting myself
another martini.
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Anyone want anything?
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A Sapphire and tonic.
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Cosmopolitan.
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Alex, how about a real drink?
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Are you fine with your
non-alcoholic gay cranberry thing?
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It's not gay.
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When one person doesn't drink,
it's such a buzzkill.
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It brings everyone down.
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Okay.
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I look like a piece of shit
next to her.
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No, you don't.
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I do.
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Was I charming and likable?
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Captivating.
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I think I am in love with her.
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Wow.
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That's huge. You hate women.
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True. I come from a long line
of women-haters.
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My grandmother
didn't like women,
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my mother didn't, and I don't.
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But Katherine,
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I mean, she has
a beautiful voice,
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a nice laugh,
no irritating quirks,
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and a good enough personality.
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She's perfect, right?
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And I love that
she doesn't despise me
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like your other girlfriends.
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Remember Robyn?
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I will never forget her.
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She looked at me with that
homicidal glare in her eye.
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Yeah. She was a great cook.
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She was.
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Well, I mean,
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why isn't Katherine
with one of these
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handsome, wealthy guys then?
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Because she doesn't want
the good-looking studs.
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She wants you.
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She loves your old-fashioned
sense of chivalry.
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You're a gentleman.
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All right.
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- Check this out.
- Hmm?
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Oh, my God. Alex.
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It's stunning.
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It's my grandmother's.
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Wow.
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When are you gonna
give it to her?
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What's going on in here?
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Uh, um...
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Michael's had
too much to drink.
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They have to do this shot
exactly at nine o'clock, so...
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Yeah, I'm on another
IVF cycle.
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- The seventh one.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Well, at least you have Nicky.
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I know, but, um,
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one is just not enough.
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You'll see.
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You know what?
Let me do it.
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I bet I can do it better.
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I bet she can.
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I mean, I'm sure this is fun
for you in some way, but...
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All right.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Make sure you blow on it.
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Okay.
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Just stick it in.
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Slowly.
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I have to ask you, Lily.
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How did you know
that Michael was the one?
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That is a very good question.
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And I think I know
where you're going.
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Okay.
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I discovered when you have
to make a tough decision,
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you do it from the heart.
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I know, most people think
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the heart is purely
an emotional organ,
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but it's not.
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It's actually quite cold
and unemotional.
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It's logical,
but it knows what's best.
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More than the brain sometimes.
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You just... you have to know
what you want in a man.
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You could even write it down.
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He is not going to propose.
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Yes, he is.
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He's a child.
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Hangs onto you
like you're his mommy.
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Runs to you when there is
the slightest crisis.
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I can see why you only
dated him three times.
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Actually, it was four.
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And he pretends Nicky's his son.
He's my boy.
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He's lonely.
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He doesn't have any family.
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I know he doesn't.
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And I want him to get there.
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- Hmm. You smell good.
- Hmm.
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You know Katherine's not gonna
put up with this.
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Why do you?
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Because I have... this.
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You and Dave are so different.
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Yeah. He's one of those friends
you inherit from childhood.
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There for life.
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I'm sorry.
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I know he's crude.
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But he looks out for me,
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and I look out for him.
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Come here, buddy.
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Come here.
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Use it up, buddy.
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Use it up.
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Use it up.
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Hey.
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Mail?
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Good boy!
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Good boy. Bring it here.
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Bring it here, bud.
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Good boy.
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Remember Katherine's brother?
Gary?
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The weird guy.
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He's getting married.
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Maybe I could bring you.
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Come on.
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You ready to go to work?
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Does he ever
walk around like he's drunk?
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Yes.
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Prolonged staring
where nothing distracts him?
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Sometimes.
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Bang his head against the wall?
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Yes.
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Does he eat his own feces?
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Not that I'm aware of.
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Well, Gumball here,
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he's experiencing anxiety.
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We're gonna find out why.
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Take a deep breath.
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We're just gonna go
in one smooth movement.
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- All right.
- It's all good.
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- Smooth.
- Smooth.
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- Smooth.
- Smooth.
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Smooth movements.
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It's all good.
Just like...
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Look, he's fine.
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- Enzo's good. He's good.
- What if he bites me?
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He's not gonna bite you. I promise you.
He's not gonna bite you.
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- Okay.
- He's not gonna bite anybody.
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- Promise?
- I promise you.
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Let's do it.
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Good boy.
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Good boy.
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Isn't that the one that bit you?
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Sure is.
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You never cease to amaze me.
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Wanna grab an early bite?
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Can't. I have a date.
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Can I come?
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I'm proposing
to Katherine tonight.
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Oh. I hope she doesn't say no.
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- I've never had anyone say yes.
- Hmm.
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Sir!
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You kid is playing
with your dog's shit.
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You might want
to clean that up.
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Here's the appetizer menu that you wanted.
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- Just let me know if you need anything.
- Thank you.
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I recommend
the cal amari.
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So this dog...
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Uh... Yeah, he, um...
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Anyway, he's just... he's like
getting more and more anxious,
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and I think he's gonna
have to go on
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anxiety medicine
or something like that.
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Oh, my God.
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- Yeah.
- That's really serious.
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Alex, you're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
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You take me seriously.
You listen to me.
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You think I'm smart.
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You make me laugh.
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I thought about this.
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Methodically. From my heart.
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I wrote it down.
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And what I'm trying to say is...
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let's go the distance.
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Oh, and don't take
any of this as criticism.
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These are just
well-thought-out suggestions.
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Think of them as observations.
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Like, um, this first one.
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Get teeth whitened.
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Don't be embarrassed by it.
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A lot of people have
this problem.
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Yellow, dullish looking teeth.
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It can make one look
a little older.
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I get them done
every six months.
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As you know.
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This next one is very fun
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and a no-brainer.
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Upgrade wardrobe.
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You've this great,
perfect body for clothes.
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Let's show it off.
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And I'm a soon-to-be designer.
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Okay, three,
I'm very excited about.
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Like sports.
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I mean, come on,
let's be honest.
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Gary did not quite turn out
to be the son my dad wanted.
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I was the one who grew up
loving sports.
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Loving sports.
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Football, basketball, baseball.
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Soon as I hear
Al Michaels' voice,
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I go straight back
to those halcyon days
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where my dad and I are
arguing and cussing,
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00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,899
and he's downing a whole bottle
of California Red
272
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,234
and throwing the remote
at the TV.
273
00:17:49,442 --> 00:17:52,362
I mean,
you are a sports guy.
274
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,782
Just you like the ones that
aren't on the major networks.
275
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,451
Like Snooker. Just,
you know, if you just try
276
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,829
to like the sports
that other people know about,
277
00:18:01,037 --> 00:18:02,455
my dad...
278
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,209
will be yours for life.
279
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,129
And that's something we can do
together every Sunday night.
280
00:18:10,505 --> 00:18:11,506
With my dad.
281
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,981
And, Alex, really, if there is
anything you want me to change,
282
00:18:28,189 --> 00:18:30,108
anything you want me to change,
283
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,234
I-I will do it.
284
00:18:32,652 --> 00:18:34,321
I don't want you
to change a thing.
285
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,577
I really think we can have one of those
great relationships of all-time.
286
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,207
You know what would really be
the icing on the cake?
287
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,209
No.
288
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,503
If we could finish this...
289
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,339
in time for Gary's wedding.
290
00:19:01,514 --> 00:19:03,683
You know what? That's perfect.
291
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,143
That's perfect.
292
00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:08,855
You know why? Because
everybody's gonna be there.
293
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,358
All your friends,
your relatives,
294
00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:12,609
your family members.
295
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,194
Everybody that's important
in your life.
296
00:19:14,402 --> 00:19:17,656
No, I just... I want...
297
00:19:17,864 --> 00:19:20,075
them to see the kind of couple
that we can be.
298
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:22,577
Yeah. No. Of course, that's...
299
00:19:23,995 --> 00:19:25,080
obviously...
300
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,376
what this thing is about.
301
00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:31,961
Showing all of them,
all those important people
302
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,005
how great you are.
303
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,674
No, I'm sorry,
how great we are.
304
00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:37,842
Right?
305
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,095
You know what?
Let's treat this like a game.
306
00:19:40,303 --> 00:19:41,930
Right? Come on!
307
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:51,666
You remember that Russian girl
I was emailing a while back?
308
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,418
One who loves dogs?
309
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,244
Hello, my love, Alex.
310
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,164
You are ray of light
on my heart.
311
00:21:31,372 --> 00:21:33,208
Yes, I give to you pardons
312
00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:35,251
that long you not writes to me.
313
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,587
"You imagine dream today
314
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,422
"has dreamed me.
315
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,633
It was such bright and fine."
316
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:43,968
"I am at home.
317
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,303
"You enter my room,
318
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,597
and I feel your aroma."
319
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,475
"You cautiously place me
in a sofa
320
00:21:50,683 --> 00:21:51,810
"to unbutton me.
321
00:21:52,018 --> 00:21:54,395
"The dress and your soft hands
322
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:58,066
start to caress
my breasts softly."
323
00:21:58,274 --> 00:22:00,443
Oh! "And our bodies
merge as a whole
324
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:03,404
"and you compress me
so strong.
325
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,615
"Then we start
to be borrowed love.
326
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,910
About as I would like that
this dream appeared the truth."
327
00:22:12,163 --> 00:22:14,833
What the hell are you doing?
328
00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:16,501
I thought you stopped
emailing the Russian
329
00:22:16,709 --> 00:22:18,127
two weeks
after you met Katherine.
330
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,129
I did stop.
331
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,131
You were doing that
out of loneliness,
332
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,842
and you're not
the lonely guy anymore.
333
00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:25,677
What's wrong with keeping
my options open?
334
00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:27,929
Options? Uh, what are you
talking about?
335
00:22:28,137 --> 00:22:30,682
She's a nurse from Ivanovka,
336
00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:32,559
in the Kirov area.
337
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:33,768
That's interesting.
338
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,228
Wait a minute.
339
00:22:36,437 --> 00:22:37,939
What happened?
340
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,071
Did she, um,
341
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,656
say anything as to how
she came up with this?
342
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:51,327
Uh, something about the heart
being smarter than the brain.
343
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:53,913
Oh my.
344
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,667
Jesus!
345
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,836
I mean,
this is really incredible.
346
00:23:00,044 --> 00:23:01,296
I just didn't expect this.
347
00:23:01,504 --> 00:23:03,631
I know. The audacity of it.
348
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:04,883
I mean, it's humiliating.
349
00:23:05,091 --> 00:23:07,427
No. No, it's not humiliating.
350
00:23:07,635 --> 00:23:09,804
It's actually quite brilliant.
351
00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:12,265
It makes me sound like a loser.
352
00:23:12,473 --> 00:23:14,726
Well, what she's saying is,
she wants to marry you.
353
00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:16,185
Uh, HO, no, no, no.
354
00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:18,688
I don't... I don't see that
in any way at all.
355
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,399
No woman would give a guy
a list like this
356
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:24,110
unless she wanted to be with him
for the rest of her life.
357
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:29,574
And every woman has a list.
358
00:23:29,782 --> 00:23:31,326
She just wrote it down.
359
00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:39,375
Ay, ay, av, av, av-
360
00:23:46,507 --> 00:23:48,051
That's my dad's root beer.
361
00:23:49,552 --> 00:23:50,845
Oh, Michael's home.
362
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,097
Let's see what he thinks.
363
00:23:55,099 --> 00:23:56,809
This ought to be good.
364
00:24:03,858 --> 00:24:05,443
She expects Alex
to become a Jew?
365
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:08,279
People convert
all the time, Michael.
366
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,448
And Judaism is
a beautiful religion.
367
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,202
Why is number seven crossed out?
368
00:24:14,410 --> 00:24:16,704
That's "Replace male friend
who is a bad influence."
369
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,373
You mean me? Fuck her.
370
00:24:18,581 --> 00:24:20,917
- No, no. Dave.
- She means Dave.
371
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:24,128
We crossed it out,
so he's not gonna do that one.
372
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:25,296
Okay.
373
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,132
"Get teeth whitened."
374
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,926
What about Alex's
lifelong dentist phobia.
375
00:24:31,594 --> 00:24:32,887
That's no joke.
376
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:35,098
- Very serious.
- We'll help him through it.
377
00:24:36,307 --> 00:24:37,183
Look, Alex.
378
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,357
If a woman gave me this list,
this is what I would say to her:
379
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:48,236
"You do know
if I make these changes,
380
00:24:48,444 --> 00:24:49,737
"I won't love you anymore.
381
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:52,073
"L love you because
you love my faults.
382
00:24:52,281 --> 00:24:53,825
"If I fix them,
383
00:24:54,033 --> 00:24:56,703
"I’d have to raise my standards,
and you won't make the cut.
384
00:24:56,911 --> 00:24:59,706
Now do you really want
to hand me that list?"
385
00:24:59,914 --> 00:25:01,040
Wait a minute.
386
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,918
Men expect women to be perfect.
387
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:05,253
Like, all the time.
388
00:25:05,461 --> 00:25:06,796
You expect us
to have perky tits,
389
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,716
firm asses, and perfectly
symmetrical facial features.
390
00:25:09,924 --> 00:25:11,509
And then you expect us
to have your kids,
391
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:14,345
and then have our bodies
go back to looking great.
392
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:15,471
And we're not allowed to age.
393
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,764
Not a sag, not a wrinkle.
394
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:18,391
So do not tell me
Katherine did anything wrong.
395
00:25:18,599 --> 00:25:20,184
How's he gonna pay
for this shit?
396
00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:22,270
Well, remember the money
his parents left him.
397
00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:26,482
This could be good
strategically.
398
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:29,068
If you do Katherine's list,
you'll have leverage over her.
399
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,278
She'll owe you.
400
00:25:30,486 --> 00:25:32,697
Oh, honey,
always so Machiavellian.
401
00:25:32,905 --> 00:25:35,491
Alex, if you don't do this,
402
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,201
you'll regret it.
403
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,633
And why is
number seven crossed out?
404
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:56,721
Uh, it's "Replace male friend
who's a bad influence."
405
00:25:56,929 --> 00:25:58,556
You mean me?
406
00:25:58,765 --> 00:25:59,640
Oh, fuck her.
407
00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:02,185
No, no, no.
She means, uh, Michael.
408
00:26:02,393 --> 00:26:04,145
Oh, okay.
409
00:26:05,354 --> 00:26:06,898
Look, dude, Alex,
410
00:26:07,106 --> 00:26:08,733
everybody has some weird shit.
411
00:26:08,941 --> 00:26:10,109
I guarantee you she does.
412
00:26:11,235 --> 00:26:12,153
Like what?
413
00:26:12,361 --> 00:26:14,614
How about that
she gave you a list?
414
00:26:16,365 --> 00:26:18,242
This is my life, okay?
415
00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:20,369
I'm never gonna find
another girl like this.
416
00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:22,413
Yes, that's one hundred
percent true.
417
00:26:33,674 --> 00:26:35,843
What's with
the plastic furniture, man?
418
00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:37,386
It's inflatable.
419
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:40,014
I can pack this up
and be out of here
420
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,557
in ten minutes
if I have to be.
421
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,434
Jesus.
422
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,562
Look at the way we live.
423
00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:48,898
This is so fucked up.
424
00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:50,483
No, it's not.
425
00:26:50,691 --> 00:26:53,903
Hey, we are youthful-ish.
426
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,155
We're allowed to be like this.
427
00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:58,407
After 40, it's starts
to get pathetic,
428
00:26:58,616 --> 00:27:00,118
but we're still okay.
429
00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:29,522
Katherine's got an eye.
430
00:27:29,730 --> 00:27:30,898
I have an eye.
431
00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:33,651
I pick out my own underwear
and socks.
432
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,236
Don't need
to pay anyone for that.
433
00:27:35,444 --> 00:27:36,404
Dad.
434
00:27:36,612 --> 00:27:37,780
You don't need to work.
435
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,366
Uh, do it as a hobby.
436
00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,493
- I’m gonna be a designer.
- Ah.
437
00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:45,163
You have a very
talented daughter, my dear.
438
00:27:45,371 --> 00:27:46,247
Don't sell her short.
439
00:27:46,455 --> 00:27:47,540
Do I have to work?
440
00:27:47,748 --> 00:27:48,875
Yes.
441
00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:51,794
You're a man.
442
00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,630
Honey, you're never gonna have
to worry about money.
443
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:59,010
But your... husband should
be able to support a family.
444
00:27:59,218 --> 00:28:01,929
Do you think that idiot with
the dogs is gonna support you?
445
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:04,891
I mean, what kind
of profession is that?
446
00:28:05,099 --> 00:28:07,059
What's next, elephants?
447
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:08,477
What about elephants?
448
00:28:29,081 --> 00:28:30,917
Alex is here.
449
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,677
Hi.
450
00:28:42,845 --> 00:28:43,846
Hi.
451
00:28:48,976 --> 00:28:50,978
Well, I-I'll let you two, um...
452
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,066
Whatever.
453
00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:05,409
We had to pick Nicky up
from school and then...
454
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,370
Lily demanded to come so...
455
00:29:07,578 --> 00:29:08,621
Well, they should come in.
456
00:29:08,829 --> 00:29:10,706
No, they're fine.
457
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:13,709
Um, I just wanted
to talk to you.
458
00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,423
I'm not gonna do your list.
459
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:20,549
I know.
460
00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:22,593
I never should have asked you.
461
00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:23,636
It's not fair.
462
00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:26,889
No, no, it's not fair.
463
00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:30,643
To expect you to do all those
things that I wrote down,
464
00:29:30,851 --> 00:29:32,395
it's a lot.
465
00:29:32,603 --> 00:29:33,688
Yeah, it is a lot.
466
00:29:33,896 --> 00:29:36,107
Well, it's not. I mean...
467
00:29:36,315 --> 00:29:38,150
I could do them.
468
00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:40,736
I know. You could, very easily.
I believe in you.
469
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,280
Yeah, that's right.
470
00:29:42,488 --> 00:29:46,492
I mean, I could probably do them
perfectly if I chose to.
471
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:50,913
Of course.
472
00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:55,626
But I don't want to.
473
00:29:57,753 --> 00:29:58,754
Okay.
474
00:30:00,923 --> 00:30:02,508
Hello, Alex.
475
00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:04,885
Um, I just wanted to ask,
476
00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:07,013
your friend and her son
are still out there.
477
00:30:07,221 --> 00:30:08,806
Should I bring them
something to drink?
478
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:11,392
Oh, don't worry about it.
I'll go get them, Mom.
479
00:30:21,819 --> 00:30:22,695
Hey!
480
00:30:24,071 --> 00:30:27,575
Uh... you didn't say
anything to Alex?
481
00:30:27,783 --> 00:30:28,617
About what?
482
00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:29,827
Our bedroom conversation.
483
00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:31,704
I didn't say anything about you.
484
00:30:31,912 --> 00:30:33,205
Okay.
485
00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:34,832
Look, just promise me,
you'll never tell him.
486
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:37,543
I'm not gonna tell him,
but you were the inspiration.
487
00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:39,295
I would never have thought
to do that without you.
488
00:30:39,503 --> 00:30:40,963
No, no, no.
489
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,299
I was not the inspiration.
I'm not the inspiration.
490
00:30:43,507 --> 00:30:44,592
You wrote the list, okay?
491
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,427
I didn't tell you that part.
492
00:30:46,635 --> 00:30:48,846
You don't have to worry
about it. He's not gonna do it.
493
00:30:50,097 --> 00:30:51,349
He's not?
494
00:30:51,557 --> 00:30:54,769
Because I kinda told him
that he should.
495
00:30:54,977 --> 00:30:56,437
- You did? Really?
- Yes.
496
00:30:57,980 --> 00:31:00,066
Shouldn't we get your son
out of the hot car?
497
00:31:01,984 --> 00:31:04,570
Yes. Yeah. Yes.
Oh, God.
498
00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:05,988
That's a really good idea.
499
00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:09,784
Oh. Okay.
500
00:31:09,992 --> 00:31:11,327
This is so embarrassing.
501
00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:16,499
I look like a rat.
502
00:31:19,585 --> 00:31:21,462
I have Nicky set up
in front of the TV
503
00:31:21,670 --> 00:31:22,671
in the den with a treat.
504
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,965
- Thank you.
- He's so darling.
505
00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:26,842
Katherine showed him
her old room,
506
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:28,594
her stuffed animals.
507
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,973
So, Gary, you excited
about the big day?
508
00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:35,059
What big day?
509
00:31:35,267 --> 00:31:36,685
- Your wedding.
- He's thrilled.
510
00:31:36,894 --> 00:31:38,729
Alex, do you have a minute?
511
00:31:51,617 --> 00:31:53,369
Something to drink?
I'm having scotch.
512
00:31:53,577 --> 00:31:56,080
No, I'm okay.
513
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:00,459
Are you?
514
00:32:01,877 --> 00:32:02,753
Alex...
515
00:32:04,463 --> 00:32:05,923
Katherine showed me
the list.
516
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:08,592
And I want you to know
517
00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:12,513
I wholeheartedly support
your choice not to do it.
518
00:32:15,474 --> 00:32:16,892
Look around.
519
00:32:18,644 --> 00:32:20,312
This is her world.
520
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,441
It's not yours.
521
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:26,819
She expects a lot.
522
00:32:28,195 --> 00:32:29,822
Too much from men.
523
00:32:30,030 --> 00:32:30,906
But...
524
00:32:32,366 --> 00:32:33,576
it's not her fault.
525
00:32:35,494 --> 00:32:36,912
It's mine.
526
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:43,043
Let me help save you
from the pain
527
00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:46,213
of trying to fit in
with all of this.
528
00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:51,760
You're a dog guy.
529
00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:53,429
That's fine.
530
00:32:56,515 --> 00:32:58,434
We don't have any dogs.
531
00:33:08,694 --> 00:33:11,572
We did seven IVFs
to get one kid,
532
00:33:11,780 --> 00:33:14,158
and he never complained once.
533
00:33:15,409 --> 00:33:17,411
Each time, he had
to sit in a little room
534
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:19,538
and jerk off to some 1980s porn
535
00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:20,789
that other men
have jerked off to.
536
00:33:20,998 --> 00:33:23,125
Jerking off.
537
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:24,543
Been there.
538
00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:28,672
And then he had to put
the cup in a paper bag
539
00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:31,592
and walk it across the room
like a child carrying his lunch
540
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,968
and give it to his secretary.
541
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:34,845
Paper bag.
542
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,976
What the hell was that?
543
00:33:43,145 --> 00:33:45,689
This is gonna be
very interesting.
544
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,088
Wow, that's a beauty!
545
00:34:09,296 --> 00:34:10,714
- Thank you.
- Come on in.
546
00:34:25,479 --> 00:34:27,189
Everyone,
547
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:31,277
may I introduce
Dr. Antonio Rosenblatt.
548
00:34:31,485 --> 00:34:33,529
Best optometrist
on the West Side.
549
00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:36,448
Buongiorno.
550
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:37,658
Rosenblatt?
551
00:34:39,034 --> 00:34:40,369
Yeah, my father is Jewish.
552
00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,454
My, uh, mom is from Florenzia.
553
00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:44,206
Fascinating.
554
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:45,624
Interesting.
555
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:46,917
Well then, you're not
actually Jewish
556
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:48,002
'cause you're mother isn't.
557
00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:49,837
No, no, I'm Jewish.
558
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,840
Who is this
beautiful little man?
559
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,635
He's mine.
560
00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:57,761
I'm the mother.
561
00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:00,598
Lily.
562
00:35:00,806 --> 00:35:02,558
- Does he like cars?
- Oh!
563
00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:03,934
Loves them.
564
00:35:04,143 --> 00:35:06,437
Well then, we'll take you
for a ride later on then.
565
00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:08,647
I would love that.
566
00:35:10,524 --> 00:35:13,694
- And, uh, my daughter Katherine.
- Hey.
567
00:35:15,738 --> 00:35:17,489
Oh, wow.
568
00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:21,076
What? That's my thing.
I do the magic tricks.
569
00:35:27,374 --> 00:35:30,002
Do not show your hand,
okay, Alex?
570
00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:32,171
Be strong.
571
00:35:32,379 --> 00:35:35,341
That big, overly Italian guy
572
00:35:35,549 --> 00:35:36,550
isnt' a threat.
573
00:35:36,759 --> 00:35:38,052
Not a threat? Come on.
Look at you.
574
00:35:38,260 --> 00:35:39,595
You can't even help yourself.
575
00:35:39,803 --> 00:35:42,348
Please, please take me for a
ride in your European car later.
576
00:35:42,556 --> 00:35:45,142
- Okay, stop. -
Your penis must be gargantuan
577
00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:46,644
just because you're Italian.
578
00:35:46,852 --> 00:35:49,396
Suddenly, I don't care
about my husband and my child.
579
00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:51,774
- Run away with me.
- Alex, stop.
580
00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:54,360
Stop. There's just something
about Italians, okay.
581
00:35:54,568 --> 00:35:55,486
- It's hard to explain.
- Oh God.
582
00:35:55,694 --> 00:35:57,112
All women react like this.
583
00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,989
I mean, look at him.
584
00:35:59,198 --> 00:36:00,491
Oof!
585
00:36:00,699 --> 00:36:02,534
But it doesn't
really mean anything.
586
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,587
Good coffee goes a long way.
587
00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:18,801
Katherine, I'm doing the list.
588
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:48,497
Well, my friend,
you have seven cavities,
589
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,499
receding gums...
590
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,418
...and cracked enamel.
591
00:36:52,626 --> 00:36:55,087
I'm not even sure
I can save that one.
592
00:36:55,295 --> 00:36:58,424
Also, your front incisors are
a bit rabbit-like.
593
00:36:58,632 --> 00:37:00,843
I'd like to file those down.
594
00:37:02,177 --> 00:37:03,595
Sorry.
595
00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:04,930
Rabbit-like.
596
00:37:06,223 --> 00:37:07,641
Teeth whitening comes last,
597
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:09,268
after all these
other procedures.
598
00:37:09,476 --> 00:37:11,311
Uh, well, I appreciate
your concern
599
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,521
for the health of his teeth.
600
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:13,689
The reason we came here is
601
00:37:13,897 --> 00:37:15,774
for the teeth whitening.
602
00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:18,235
I'd like to discuss what kind
of white you'll be using.
603
00:37:19,361 --> 00:37:20,279
White.
604
00:37:22,072 --> 00:37:26,326
Well, there are other shades
and intensities and...
605
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,122
different variations on white.
I-I'll show you.
606
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,167
I thought this might come
in handy.
607
00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:35,169
See, um...
608
00:37:36,378 --> 00:37:38,213
eggshell white might be
a nice one.
609
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,591
Yeah, no, that's really nice.
Uh, what about polar bear?
610
00:37:40,799 --> 00:37:41,925
Mm, that might be
a bit too dingy.
611
00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:43,677
How about something
a little closer to, ooh,
612
00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:44,803
nebulous white.
613
00:37:45,012 --> 00:37:47,181
Ooh, that...
614
00:37:47,389 --> 00:37:49,183
that is a very nice
neutral white.
615
00:37:49,391 --> 00:37:51,435
- Yeah, exactly.
- I think you're right.
616
00:37:52,519 --> 00:37:54,480
Polar bear.
617
00:37:54,688 --> 00:37:56,440
Is it polar bear or nebulous?
618
00:37:56,648 --> 00:37:58,400
- I think it's nebulous.
- Definitely nebulous.
619
00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:07,534
Open.
620
00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:12,683
You conquered a lifelong fear.
621
00:39:12,891 --> 00:39:14,226
I'm so proud of you.
622
00:39:14,434 --> 00:39:16,186
I'm so proud of you.
623
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,274
Definitely less, uh,
rabbit teeth.
624
00:39:21,733 --> 00:39:24,152
It's outstanding.
Look, it's outstanding.
625
00:39:24,361 --> 00:39:25,404
Outstanding, huh?
626
00:39:25,612 --> 00:39:27,906
You don't need this.
Yeah, yeah, Oxycodone.
627
00:39:28,115 --> 00:39:29,324
You definitely
don't need all these.
628
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,659
Yeah, I'll take a few.
629
00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:32,286
Oh God.
630
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,474
It's for my parents really.
631
00:39:54,683 --> 00:39:56,268
You know my dad.
632
00:39:56,476 --> 00:39:58,687
It would make things
less complicated.
633
00:40:03,233 --> 00:40:06,069
Many people
stereotype Jewishness.
634
00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:10,490
Characterize them as nitpicky,
stingy, scheming merchants.
635
00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:13,118
Misers collecting diamonds,
counting money.
636
00:40:13,327 --> 00:40:14,786
Uttering phrases like,
637
00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:17,539
"Shalom, mazel tov, Oy vey"
638
00:40:18,707 --> 00:40:20,918
Constantly hearing about bagels,
639
00:40:21,126 --> 00:40:23,045
violin playing, haggling.
640
00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,882
The complaining,
641
00:40:27,090 --> 00:40:29,676
guilt-inflicting Jewish mother.
642
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:32,888
The spoiled, materialistic
Jewish-American princess.
643
00:40:33,096 --> 00:40:35,432
The often meek but nice
Jewish boy.
644
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:39,019
You sure you're not
anti-Semitic.
645
00:40:39,227 --> 00:40:41,188
That all spilled out
of your mouth a little too easy.
646
00:40:41,396 --> 00:40:43,649
I take umbrage at that.
647
00:40:43,857 --> 00:40:45,150
I am just a concerned friend
648
00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,444
who can't believe
you're doing this for a woman.
649
00:40:51,990 --> 00:40:52,991
Hey, remember.
650
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,285
No more Christmas,
no more Easter Bunny.
651
00:40:56,411 --> 00:40:57,996
Think about it.
652
00:41:14,012 --> 00:41:15,514
Do you know
what it means to convert?
653
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:18,934
Uh, you...
654
00:41:22,771 --> 00:41:23,897
become a Jew.
655
00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:27,150
It's a little more complicated
than that.
656
00:41:28,902 --> 00:41:30,362
I've known the Sterns for...
657
00:41:31,488 --> 00:41:32,447
over 20 years.
658
00:41:33,615 --> 00:41:34,866
I've watched Katherine grow up.
659
00:41:36,576 --> 00:41:40,205
Yes, she's spoiled,
and she has a good heart.
660
00:41:40,414 --> 00:41:42,708
And she certainly knows
what she wants.
661
00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:46,128
Do you?
662
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,676
Sometimes.
663
00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:57,222
You know that
it is my job
664
00:41:57,431 --> 00:41:59,975
to dissuade you from converting?
665
00:42:00,183 --> 00:42:02,519
I'm committed to protecting
the Jewish religion
666
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:03,854
and the Jewish people.
667
00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:06,898
My personal feeling is
to welcome people
668
00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:08,442
to this beautiful faith.
669
00:42:11,153 --> 00:42:12,237
But...
670
00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:14,698
if they are not serious...
671
00:42:14,906 --> 00:42:17,409
or they have
stereotypical ideas, beliefs--
672
00:42:17,617 --> 00:42:19,327
Oh, no, no. No, no.
I- I am serious.
673
00:42:19,536 --> 00:42:20,871
I am totally serious.
674
00:42:21,079 --> 00:42:22,998
I don't want to harm any Jews.
675
00:42:23,206 --> 00:42:25,083
I would protect them all
if I could.
676
00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:26,293
I respect Jews.
677
00:42:26,501 --> 00:42:28,712
I... I've watched Jews
my whole life.
678
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,339
The entire Holocaust
was terrible.
679
00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:35,135
Ho-Horrific.
680
00:42:35,343 --> 00:42:36,762
It makes me sick like...
681
00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:40,140
uh, and... but...
682
00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:43,852
They've done so well
for themselves in Hollywood now.
683
00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:45,645
I mean, they make
all those great...
684
00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:46,855
movies and...
685
00:42:48,398 --> 00:42:50,525
That was the stupidest thing
I have said.
686
00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,444
I'm sorry I said that.
I'm babbling.
687
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,948
What about your family?
688
00:43:00,035 --> 00:43:00,952
Gone.
689
00:43:02,996 --> 00:43:03,955
I'm sorry.
690
00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:09,002
I like you. You're honest.
691
00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:10,253
You didn't come here
and tell me
692
00:43:10,462 --> 00:43:11,505
what you thought
I wanted to hear.
693
00:43:11,713 --> 00:43:12,881
You didn't try to fool me.
694
00:43:14,007 --> 00:43:14,883
I'm not very good at that.
695
00:43:16,384 --> 00:43:18,095
All right.
696
00:43:18,303 --> 00:43:21,515
Let's start with the basics
and move on from there.
697
00:43:21,723 --> 00:43:24,226
And I think you may be surprised
at what you learn.
698
00:43:24,434 --> 00:43:25,685
Okay, Rabbi.
699
00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:26,812
Do I call you Rabbi?
700
00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:28,438
Yes.
701
00:43:28,647 --> 00:43:30,065
Did you know
rabbi means teacher?
702
00:43:31,691 --> 00:43:35,445
We educate people
in how to connect to God
703
00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:37,572
and to spirituality.
704
00:43:39,407 --> 00:43:40,408
I like that.
705
00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:42,994
The process takes
about six months.
706
00:43:44,579 --> 00:43:45,831
Uh, that's actually not...
707
00:43:47,374 --> 00:43:49,543
gonna work because I need
to be Jewish in three weeks
708
00:43:49,751 --> 00:43:51,711
for Gary's wedding.
709
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,421
We'll deal with that
when we get to it.
710
00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:56,883
But for now, you need to study.
711
00:43:57,092 --> 00:43:58,426
You'll also have a mikveh,
712
00:43:58,635 --> 00:44:00,387
a ceremonial baptism.
713
00:44:00,595 --> 00:44:02,222
And you will need
to be circumcised.
714
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,392
Oh, I am. I, uh...
715
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,770
I believe you.
716
00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:11,314
It's a ritual circumcision
by a mohel.
717
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:14,985
It's not as bad as it sounds.
718
00:44:17,195 --> 00:44:18,113
Okay.
719
00:44:26,496 --> 00:44:28,790
When I came here,
I hated all American sports,
720
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:30,625
especially baseball.
721
00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:32,252
I mean, it was torture.
722
00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:34,880
I didn't get it, at all.
723
00:44:35,088 --> 00:44:38,175
Then, I started
to get to know the players.
724
00:44:38,383 --> 00:44:40,552
This one's married.
This one's single.
725
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,429
This one's good-looking.
726
00:44:42,637 --> 00:44:44,472
I started to see the pictures,
727
00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:46,183
the split finger fastball,
728
00:44:46,391 --> 00:44:48,602
the cutter, the sinker,
change-up.
729
00:44:49,769 --> 00:44:52,981
I began to understand
the strategy.
730
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:56,484
I decided to change
how I felt about baseball.
731
00:44:56,693 --> 00:44:59,029
And now, I'm more passionate
about the game than Michael.
732
00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:03,783
And then, there is football,
733
00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:05,410
American football.
734
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:07,913
There's no other sport
that makes grown-up men cry,
735
00:45:08,121 --> 00:45:10,874
brings them to their knees
more than football.
736
00:45:11,082 --> 00:45:13,627
It taps into our most
primal instincts.
737
00:45:13,835 --> 00:45:16,880
So, allow yourself to enjoy
the epic struggle,
738
00:45:17,088 --> 00:45:19,382
the spectacle that is football.
739
00:45:22,510 --> 00:45:24,262
Come on, run it down
their throats.
740
00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:26,014
Time to air it out. Go long!
741
00:45:29,976 --> 00:45:31,186
Maybe he should
dump it off short.
742
00:45:33,355 --> 00:45:34,564
- No.
- Pssh, of course not.
743
00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:36,483
Good try, Alex.
744
00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:40,904
Brady likes to stay aggressive,
745
00:45:41,112 --> 00:45:42,072
move it down the field.
746
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,324
Yeah, except the defense
is expecting that.
747
00:45:44,532 --> 00:45:45,533
They have
their nickel package in.
748
00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:46,952
That's true.
749
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,411
Brady better be careful.
750
00:45:49,496 --> 00:45:50,413
That was a good try, babe.
751
00:45:51,539 --> 00:45:53,333
Okay. Third and one.
752
00:45:54,668 --> 00:45:56,753
Run it off tackle.
Get the first down.
753
00:46:00,006 --> 00:46:03,260
Or... maybe he should fake it
into the line and go deep.
754
00:46:04,344 --> 00:46:06,888
Oh, that's bold, Alex.
755
00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:09,182
...fires
into the end zone. Touchdown!
756
00:46:12,769 --> 00:46:14,437
Outstanding, Alex.
757
00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,648
Good. Good work. Good...
758
00:46:16,856 --> 00:46:18,858
Hey, come over here.
Sit by me.
759
00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:20,193
Katherine, give him some room.
760
00:46:20,402 --> 00:46:21,903
What a touchdown by 22.
761
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:23,488
He's a great football player.
762
00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:26,866
Unfortunately, earlier in the
season, he took a big hit.
763
00:46:27,075 --> 00:46:29,452
You know, I wouldn't be surprised
to see him bootleg it here.
764
00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:32,455
Hey, I got my own John Madden
next to me.
765
00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,317
He's so surgical
in that position.
766
00:47:00,525 --> 00:47:02,610
Changing up tempos like that. His
guys giving him passing lanes.
767
00:47:02,819 --> 00:47:04,779
Hey, Brady's got ice water
in his veins.
768
00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:05,989
No-flinch mentality.
769
00:47:06,197 --> 00:47:07,657
Damn you, Brady!
770
00:47:07,866 --> 00:47:09,075
I'm taking you to a game.
771
00:47:15,248 --> 00:47:16,207
Jesus.
772
00:47:17,667 --> 00:47:19,586
Fifty-yard line, ten rows back.
773
00:47:19,794 --> 00:47:21,963
How the hell did you get these?
774
00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:23,381
Go get yourself a drink.
775
00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:26,301
Oh, I brought you
something to drink.
776
00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:30,388
Wow! 1967 Bordeaux.
777
00:47:30,597 --> 00:47:32,349
Antonio, you didn't need
to do that.
778
00:47:36,936 --> 00:47:39,647
Alex, uh, why don't you open it?
779
00:47:39,856 --> 00:47:41,483
Or do you need some help?
780
00:47:46,988 --> 00:47:48,073
Tell you what.
781
00:47:49,574 --> 00:47:51,618
You go ahead
and open it yourself.
782
00:47:51,826 --> 00:47:53,286
You might wanna decant it first.
783
00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:55,705
Although it's probably lost
all its fruit by now.
784
00:47:59,084 --> 00:48:00,794
Katherine, go get him.
785
00:48:05,757 --> 00:48:07,717
Patriots are the forces of evil.
786
00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:11,596
Alex, please.
787
00:48:12,806 --> 00:48:14,057
Don't go.
788
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:26,569
You know I didn't invite him.
789
00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:28,571
My dad did.
790
00:48:28,780 --> 00:48:30,657
He is stalking you.
791
00:48:31,991 --> 00:48:33,827
He's an optometrist.
792
00:48:34,035 --> 00:48:35,703
That's not a real doctor.
793
00:48:35,912 --> 00:48:38,373
The real doctor is
an ophthalmologist.
794
00:48:38,581 --> 00:48:41,626
Mr. Antonio Rosenblatt
795
00:48:41,835 --> 00:48:42,877
is a pretend doctor.
796
00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:44,504
He sells glasses.
797
00:48:44,712 --> 00:48:45,755
What a scam.
798
00:48:47,215 --> 00:48:48,591
And you, oh,
799
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:53,012
"Yes, may I please have
some of your special wine."
800
00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:55,890
Because everything Italian
is automatically incredible
801
00:48:56,099 --> 00:48:58,268
just because it's Italian.
802
00:48:58,476 --> 00:49:00,437
And by the way, I'm pretty sure
he's not Italian.
803
00:49:00,645 --> 00:49:03,440
He sounds French to me. I don't know
why anybody else doesn't hear that.
804
00:49:03,648 --> 00:49:05,859
How'd you know about
the wine and the football?
805
00:49:08,528 --> 00:49:10,655
Because when I say I'm gonna
do something, I do it.
806
00:49:11,948 --> 00:49:13,158
Hundred percent.
807
00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:15,994
I like that.
808
00:49:19,205 --> 00:49:20,457
All right, uh...
809
00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:24,002
I guess I'll go get back
to your dad.
810
00:49:24,210 --> 00:49:25,920
I don't wanna be rude
or anything.
811
00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:28,214
I don't wanna be a dick.
812
00:49:29,674 --> 00:49:30,967
Where do you think you're going?
813
00:49:41,978 --> 00:49:45,899
I guess it is only the beginning
of the third quarter out there.
814
00:49:46,107 --> 00:49:47,775
My dad's never leaving
that game.
815
00:49:49,110 --> 00:49:51,029
And that score is pretty tight.
816
00:49:51,237 --> 00:49:52,780
Really tight.
817
00:49:52,989 --> 00:49:54,824
We have a good 32 minutes.
818
00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:30,735
This next one is very fun
819
00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:32,111
and a no-brainer.
820
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,780
Upgrade wardrobe.
821
00:50:33,988 --> 00:50:36,699
You have this great,
perfect body for clothes.
822
00:50:36,908 --> 00:50:38,243
Let's show it off.
823
00:51:10,316 --> 00:51:12,777
I'm sorry, I gotta go.
It's Victoria.
824
00:51:14,153 --> 00:51:15,321
Wardrobe emergency?
825
00:51:15,530 --> 00:51:18,241
Yes. One of our big clients
who no one can stand,
826
00:51:18,449 --> 00:51:21,744
apparently, she hates the dress
I pulled for her.
827
00:51:22,996 --> 00:51:24,330
I'll get back soon as I can.
828
00:51:25,623 --> 00:51:27,083
I'm so sorry.
829
00:51:28,626 --> 00:51:30,628
But there's so many
beautiful clothes here.
830
00:51:31,713 --> 00:51:32,630
Have fun.
831
00:51:33,881 --> 00:51:35,800
Mix and match.
832
00:51:36,009 --> 00:51:36,926
Do whatever you want.
833
00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:38,928
It's gonna make you look
so handsome.
834
00:52:04,954 --> 00:52:07,707
I was finally getting
comfortable around Mr. Stern.
835
00:52:07,915 --> 00:52:09,292
Like we were bonding.
836
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:10,710
We were watching football.
837
00:52:12,587 --> 00:52:15,715
And then this Antonio guy
comes in.
838
00:52:15,923 --> 00:52:17,050
He ruined everything.
839
00:52:17,258 --> 00:52:18,259
Ruined the whole moment.
840
00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:24,182
What do you think
I should do?
841
00:52:24,390 --> 00:52:26,559
Tell him to go away.
842
00:52:26,768 --> 00:52:27,894
I shouldn't punch him?
843
00:52:28,102 --> 00:52:30,605
Only policemen and Marines
are allowed to punch.
844
00:52:30,813 --> 00:52:31,856
Only what?
845
00:52:32,065 --> 00:52:33,858
Policemen and marines
are allowed to punch.
846
00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:37,236
That's a good point.
847
00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:41,407
We're oddballs, huh?
848
00:52:41,616 --> 00:52:42,617
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
849
00:52:44,535 --> 00:52:46,245
I think we need to be more
like Steve McQueen.
850
00:52:46,454 --> 00:52:47,538
Yeah.
851
00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:03,846
Grunters.
852
00:53:04,055 --> 00:53:04,889
What the hell?
853
00:53:08,309 --> 00:53:09,894
Look at that I ame fuck.
854
00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:24,075
Alex, my friend!
855
00:53:24,283 --> 00:53:26,244
Who's he?
856
00:53:26,452 --> 00:53:29,122
That's the Jewish-Italian
optometrist.
857
00:53:29,330 --> 00:53:30,998
Clearly sounds French though.
858
00:53:31,207 --> 00:53:33,000
The one who wants
to get into Katherine's pants?
859
00:53:33,209 --> 00:53:34,419
That's the one.
860
00:53:35,461 --> 00:53:36,671
Look who dropped by, Alex.
861
00:53:36,879 --> 00:53:37,922
Great.
862
00:53:39,132 --> 00:53:40,216
How about we play a match?
863
00:53:42,468 --> 00:53:43,678
Terrific idea.
864
00:53:43,886 --> 00:53:45,138
That's all right.
I think we'll come back.
865
00:53:45,346 --> 00:53:47,181
Absolutely. Let's do this.
866
00:53:50,518 --> 00:53:51,644
Yea-oh!
867
00:53:53,187 --> 00:53:54,647
Kick their asses.
868
00:54:05,908 --> 00:54:07,952
Fuck me! Fuck me!
869
00:54:11,706 --> 00:54:13,332
.Ooh!
870
00:54:17,795 --> 00:54:19,714
You know, Katherine is
a very special woman.
871
00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:22,633
She deserves the best.
872
00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:24,886
Oh, she's more than satisfied
with what she's got.
873
00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:27,972
No, she's not.
874
00:54:28,181 --> 00:54:29,724
What'd you say?
875
00:54:32,185 --> 00:54:33,352
What'd you say?
876
00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:37,273
My serve.
877
00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:55,041
- Ooh!
- Ooh.
878
00:54:58,294 --> 00:55:00,129
Sorry, that was an accident.
879
00:55:02,089 --> 00:55:03,424
Ah, you're okay.
880
00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:04,842
Just, uh, walk it off.
881
00:56:52,199 --> 00:56:53,284
Oh, Jesus.
882
00:56:55,369 --> 00:56:57,455
Transfers you
the greetings, my love!
883
00:57:12,970 --> 00:57:14,805
What the hell is she doing here?
884
00:57:15,014 --> 00:57:17,391
- Did you tell her to fly over?
- No, Dave, I didn't.
885
00:57:18,976 --> 00:57:20,770
She must've misunderstood me.
886
00:57:23,022 --> 00:57:25,024
Look, I gotta get out of here.
887
00:57:25,232 --> 00:57:27,318
Just keep here here until, uh...
888
00:57:28,569 --> 00:57:29,654
until I get back.
889
00:57:29,862 --> 00:57:31,072
I don't know how long
that's gonna be.
890
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,074
No problem.
891
00:57:33,282 --> 00:57:34,492
Does she speak English?
892
00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:37,244
Your dog, it likes a stroke.
893
00:57:38,412 --> 00:57:39,747
Okay, we're good.
894
00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:47,463
Don't worry. I come back.
895
00:57:47,672 --> 00:57:48,714
Dave...
896
00:57:50,257 --> 00:57:51,842
good guy.
897
00:57:56,305 --> 00:57:59,642
What do you do in Russia?
898
00:58:01,727 --> 00:58:04,772
I work as the seller-adviser.
899
00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:07,441
To me I like
when people thank if
900
00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:11,445
I in what that have helped them
901
00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:14,323
and on them faces smile.
902
00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:20,204
Listen, do not mess with her.
903
00:58:20,413 --> 00:58:22,748
Hey, buddy, this is your thing.
904
00:58:22,957 --> 00:58:23,958
Now go.
905
00:58:24,166 --> 00:58:25,126
Beat it.
906
00:58:33,467 --> 00:58:36,095
To keep our relationship fresh,
we should go out every week,
907
00:58:36,303 --> 00:58:38,264
explore the city,
do different things.
908
00:58:38,472 --> 00:58:40,266
It would be like
a first date each time.
909
00:58:41,767 --> 00:58:44,103
Special night out every week.
910
00:58:44,311 --> 00:58:45,855
I haven't had one in years.
911
00:58:46,063 --> 00:58:47,523
I've earned it. She hasn't.
912
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,361
All right, fine. Give her
the damn special night out.
913
00:58:57,491 --> 00:58:58,534
Just"
914
00:59:04,457 --> 00:59:05,708
Just wait.
915
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:16,302
I know you wanted
to go out, but...
916
00:59:16,510 --> 00:59:18,721
Alex... it's beautiful.
917
00:59:18,929 --> 00:59:20,222
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
918
00:59:23,476 --> 00:59:25,936
Okay, I'm gonna go check
on the fillets in the oven.
919
00:59:26,145 --> 00:59:27,480
Fillets? Wow.
920
00:59:27,688 --> 00:59:30,649
Um, why am I not sneezing?
921
00:59:30,858 --> 00:59:34,570
Oh, I de-Tuckerized
the whole place.
922
00:59:34,779 --> 00:59:36,989
Yeah, he's gone for the evening.
923
00:59:37,198 --> 00:59:40,117
There is no CSI
that could find any evidence
924
00:59:40,326 --> 00:59:41,827
of canine DNA in here.
925
00:59:43,037 --> 00:59:44,038
Thank you.
926
00:59:44,246 --> 00:59:45,289
Yeah.
927
00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:48,876
I'll be just one sec.
928
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,002
It's from California.
929
01:00:32,211 --> 01:00:34,421
Heaven. How did you find that?
930
01:00:34,630 --> 01:00:36,340
I have my ways.
931
01:00:41,053 --> 01:00:42,888
I don't know
how you pulled this off.
932
01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:55,943
What's that?
933
01:00:58,571 --> 01:00:59,822
Holy shit.
934
01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:03,200
What's going on?
935
01:01:03,409 --> 01:01:04,410
No, no, no. Anastasiya.
936
01:01:06,370 --> 01:01:08,539
Go. Back. Dave. Now.
937
01:01:08,747 --> 01:01:11,250
I come to here.
Alex tell me.
938
01:01:11,458 --> 01:01:13,169
- Do you know this girl?
- No, absolutely not.
939
01:01:13,377 --> 01:01:14,211
But you know her name.
940
01:01:15,379 --> 01:01:17,506
Okay, I kind of know her.
941
01:01:17,715 --> 01:01:18,799
Are you having an affair?
942
01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:21,510
Oh, my God, no. No.
943
01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:23,053
I was hurt after
you gave me the list.
944
01:01:23,262 --> 01:01:25,014
I went online just to talk
to somebody.
945
01:01:25,222 --> 01:01:26,724
- She's from Russia.
- I'm from Russia.
946
01:01:26,932 --> 01:01:27,933
I never told her to come.
947
01:01:28,142 --> 01:01:30,102
- He said come.
- No, I didn't say that.
948
01:01:31,478 --> 01:01:32,980
I don't understand
what you're saying,
949
01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:35,107
but you need to get your ass out
of here before I mess you up.
950
01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:37,860
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
- What! Stop!
951
01:01:38,068 --> 01:01:39,612
- Bitch!
- Hey!
952
01:01:39,820 --> 01:01:41,947
Russian girl. Think you're trying
to find an American husband.
953
01:01:42,156 --> 01:01:44,116
- Baby, what are you doing?
- Why aren't you protecting me
954
01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,743
-from this lunatic?
- I am. Just...
955
01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:52,249
- Get out of here. Now.
- But you said come.
956
01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:54,001
- Dave.
- Alex, what...
957
01:01:58,255 --> 01:01:59,590
So sorry about that.
958
01:02:12,978 --> 01:02:15,189
Okay. I know that was...
959
01:02:15,397 --> 01:02:16,440
weird.
960
01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:20,069
A Russian off the Internet?
How tacky.
961
01:02:20,277 --> 01:02:22,071
I told you,
it was a mistake.
962
01:02:22,279 --> 01:02:23,489
All right? I'm an idiot.
963
01:02:23,697 --> 01:02:25,324
Katherine, look,
I'm doing the best I can
964
01:02:25,532 --> 01:02:27,493
with this stupid list thing.
965
01:02:27,701 --> 01:02:29,662
In fact, I'm pretty sure
no other guy in the world
966
01:02:29,870 --> 01:02:30,996
would put himself through this.
967
01:02:31,205 --> 01:02:33,457
You know, I went against
all of my instincts
968
01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:35,167
as a man to please you.
969
01:02:35,376 --> 01:02:37,169
Oh, stupid list?
970
01:02:37,378 --> 01:02:39,255
You know who inspired
that stupid list?
971
01:02:39,463 --> 01:02:42,800
Your good old friend
you can't seem to live without.
972
01:02:43,008 --> 01:02:45,386
Remember my little bedroom talk
with Lily?
973
01:02:48,847 --> 01:02:51,600
You nailed it. What a wonderful
special night out.
974
01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:01,777
I didn't tell her
to give you the list.
975
01:03:01,986 --> 01:03:04,405
Okay? I told her that you have
to know what you want in a man
976
01:03:04,613 --> 01:03:06,573
and maybe write it down.
977
01:03:10,119 --> 01:03:11,412
Well, that's great.
978
01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:13,163
So you were
the inspiration then.
979
01:03:13,372 --> 01:03:14,581
Okay, yes!
980
01:03:14,790 --> 01:03:16,083
Yes, I was the inspiration,
981
01:03:16,292 --> 01:03:18,752
-if you want to look at it that way.
- Great.
982
01:03:18,961 --> 01:03:21,422
I was just trying to help you get
moving 'cause you just sit there.
983
01:03:21,630 --> 01:03:24,091
- You never make a decision.
- Stop acting like you're my mom.
984
01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:26,176
- Stop interfering.
- You need me to interfere.
985
01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:30,889
Oh God.
986
01:03:32,266 --> 01:03:34,893
Oh, I'm sorry, Alex.
I'm sorry.
987
01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:37,021
God, I just can't keep
my mouth shut.
988
01:03:37,229 --> 01:03:38,772
And I do interfere.
It's pathological.
989
01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:41,650
I can't help myself.
Oh God.
990
01:03:41,859 --> 01:03:43,277
It's just that
it's too much fun interfering.
991
01:03:43,485 --> 01:03:44,695
It makes me feel like
I'm part of it.
992
01:03:44,903 --> 01:03:46,447
Now I fucked up your future
with the perfect girl.
993
01:03:46,655 --> 01:03:48,073
No, no. No, no, you did not.
994
01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:51,702
She put chocolate on you
because of this?
995
01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:54,872
No, the crazy Russian.
996
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:57,166
The crazy Russian,
she flew in here,
997
01:03:57,374 --> 01:03:58,876
found my address,
I don't know how.
998
01:03:59,084 --> 01:04:00,419
She scared the crap out of me.
999
01:04:00,627 --> 01:04:02,171
Uh, Dave was supposed
to be watching her,
1000
01:04:02,379 --> 01:04:04,923
but she just burst in the middle
of the dinner with Katherine,
1001
01:04:05,132 --> 01:04:06,800
starts demolishing the place,
1002
01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:08,719
and rubs chocolate
on both of us.
1003
01:04:08,927 --> 01:04:11,430
And now Katherine thinks I've been
having an affair with this girl.
1004
01:04:13,307 --> 01:04:14,683
It's not--
1005
01:04:14,892 --> 01:04:16,477
That's the funniest thing ever.
1006
01:04:16,685 --> 01:04:19,021
You should see the dress that...
1007
01:04:20,564 --> 01:04:22,232
I want to know exactly
what's so funny,
1008
01:04:22,441 --> 01:04:24,360
but I already took my pill.
1009
01:04:24,568 --> 01:04:26,779
So, Lily, come to bed.
1010
01:04:26,987 --> 01:04:29,531
And, Alex, you'll stay
in the guest room.
1011
01:04:29,740 --> 01:04:30,783
Okay.
1012
01:04:33,994 --> 01:04:35,120
Good night, honey.
1013
01:05:02,606 --> 01:05:03,899
It's pancake day.
1014
01:05:05,859 --> 01:05:06,944
Okay.
1015
01:05:10,197 --> 01:05:12,032
This Russian sounds wild.
1016
01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:14,159
- Oof.
- I wanna hear every detail.
1017
01:05:15,285 --> 01:05:16,245
But, Alex...
1018
01:05:17,704 --> 01:05:19,873
I think under the circumstances,
1019
01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:21,834
everything is fair game now.
1020
01:05:22,042 --> 01:05:23,210
Who knows
about Katherine, right?
1021
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:25,295
Who knows what the hell
she's doing.
1022
01:05:26,755 --> 01:05:28,882
If I were you, I would take
a look at this Russian.
1023
01:05:30,092 --> 01:05:31,093
A good look.
1024
01:05:32,761 --> 01:05:34,138
Test the waters.
1025
01:05:49,278 --> 01:05:52,114
For 28 years,
I am living with Mama.
1026
01:05:52,322 --> 01:05:54,700
She works in an agriculture.
1027
01:05:54,908 --> 01:05:56,410
She looks after birds.
1028
01:05:57,995 --> 01:05:59,788
From what you become happy?
1029
01:06:01,999 --> 01:06:05,502
What to give
to your face a smile?
1030
01:06:07,671 --> 01:06:09,047
Alex, tell to me.
1031
01:06:14,011 --> 01:06:15,762
dogs.
1032
01:06:17,264 --> 01:06:18,640
I love for them!
1033
01:06:36,366 --> 01:06:37,784
Have you ever been in love?
1034
01:06:42,247 --> 01:06:43,248
Many times.
1035
01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:46,210
But with each relationship,
1036
01:06:46,418 --> 01:06:48,337
your idea of love changes.
1037
01:06:48,545 --> 01:06:49,796
And I think that's a good thing.
1038
01:06:52,758 --> 01:06:55,677
I will have
the chicken parmigiano.
1039
01:06:56,845 --> 01:06:58,055
That-That's not Italian.
1040
01:06:58,263 --> 01:06:59,556
Of course it is.
1041
01:06:59,765 --> 01:07:01,099
Chicken parmigiano.
1042
01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:03,769
Uh, no, I mean,
1043
01:07:03,977 --> 01:07:06,271
an Italian would never take
a chicken, fry it,
1044
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,815
and put a lot of sauce
and melted cheese on it.
1045
01:07:09,024 --> 01:07:10,234
That's just not
an Italian dish.
1046
01:07:11,443 --> 01:07:13,570
It is to me.
I think it's delicious.
1047
01:07:13,779 --> 01:07:15,572
It's our best-selling dish, sir.
1048
01:07:15,781 --> 01:07:17,407
Well...
1049
01:07:17,616 --> 01:07:19,826
I wouldn't order it.
1050
01:07:20,035 --> 01:07:21,995
I'm sure there's
better things on this menu.
1051
01:07:23,455 --> 01:07:24,790
Wh-Where's your chef from?
1052
01:07:25,999 --> 01:07:28,252
Seems like Northern Italy.
1053
01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:29,920
He's from Mexico.
1054
01:07:31,797 --> 01:07:33,966
So this is American food?
1055
01:07:34,174 --> 01:07:35,968
In that case,
I will have, um,
1056
01:07:37,261 --> 01:07:38,554
New York strip, medium rare.
1057
01:07:40,847 --> 01:07:42,641
Chicken parmigiano.
1058
01:07:45,602 --> 01:07:47,354
I'm sorry, Katherine,
but in Italy--
1059
01:07:47,563 --> 01:07:49,690
I know, everything in Italy
is superior.
1060
01:07:49,898 --> 01:07:51,858
Guess we're not as persnickety
about our food
1061
01:07:52,067 --> 01:07:53,569
because we're so busy
being a superpower.
1062
01:07:53,777 --> 01:07:56,029
For example, in America,
we do not take a nap
1063
01:07:56,238 --> 01:07:57,948
from 2 to 4 p.m.
because we think it's lazy
1064
01:07:58,156 --> 01:07:59,658
and bad for business.
1065
01:07:59,866 --> 01:08:03,287
By the way, how are
the eyeglasses selling?
1066
01:08:05,872 --> 01:08:08,125
You're upset because
it didn't work out with Alex.
1067
01:08:14,006 --> 01:08:16,091
You're right. I'm sorry.
1068
01:08:20,470 --> 01:08:22,514
I know you, Katherine.
1069
01:08:22,723 --> 01:08:23,849
You're a woman
who needs to experience
1070
01:08:24,057 --> 01:08:25,767
the best in life.
1071
01:08:28,687 --> 01:08:30,480
And I can give you this.
1072
01:08:38,905 --> 01:08:40,616
I am never getting married.
1073
01:08:42,159 --> 01:08:44,244
I made that choice
a long time ago.
1074
01:08:44,453 --> 01:08:45,912
Makes my life a lot easier.
1075
01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:52,294
I'm gonna pawn it.
1076
01:08:52,502 --> 01:08:54,546
You'll regret it.
1077
01:08:54,755 --> 01:08:56,506
Antique rings aren't worth
what you think.
1078
01:08:57,758 --> 01:08:59,301
Nothing's worth
what you think.
1079
01:09:00,510 --> 01:09:01,678
Hey, Alex,
can I tell you something?
1080
01:09:02,971 --> 01:09:04,181
The reason you can't go
the distance
1081
01:09:04,389 --> 01:09:05,432
with Katherine is that...
1082
01:09:07,184 --> 01:09:09,978
well, she expects
more than a dog.
1083
01:09:10,187 --> 01:09:13,357
I mean, you love dogs
because it's a one-way street.
1084
01:09:13,565 --> 01:09:15,901
You know,
it's unconditional love.
1085
01:09:18,695 --> 01:09:20,322
Don't pawn this.
1086
01:09:21,948 --> 01:09:23,659
You don't wanna end up like me.
1087
01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:47,599
Who is this hot piece of ass
1088
01:09:47,808 --> 01:09:49,643
putting holes in my grass?
1089
01:10:02,948 --> 01:10:03,949
Katherine.
1090
01:10:05,742 --> 01:10:07,035
Welcome to my park.
1091
01:10:07,244 --> 01:10:08,620
Uh, she's allergic to dogs.
1092
01:10:10,914 --> 01:10:11,873
Well...
1093
01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:14,126
then she shouldn't come here.
1094
01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:28,223
Let's get you out of here before
your face turns purple and blows up.
1095
01:10:28,432 --> 01:10:30,809
Wait, I wanna
show you something.
1096
01:10:31,017 --> 01:10:32,102
It's a prescription.
1097
01:10:32,310 --> 01:10:34,563
It will reduce my allergy
by 90 percent.
1098
01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:38,108
And this you'll like.
1099
01:10:38,316 --> 01:10:40,152
There's injections too.
1100
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,486
And you can do the honors.
1101
01:10:41,695 --> 01:10:43,155
I think you've gotten
very good at that by now.
1102
01:10:43,363 --> 01:10:45,282
They already
gave me my first shot,
1103
01:10:45,490 --> 01:10:47,826
and-and I think
it's starting to kick in.
1104
01:10:57,961 --> 01:10:59,045
Oh, my God.
1105
01:10:59,254 --> 01:11:01,840
- It was my grandmother's.
- It's gorgeous.
1106
01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:06,052
I kill you, bitch!
1107
01:11:06,261 --> 01:11:07,637
- Hey!
- What the hell!
1108
01:11:07,846 --> 01:11:09,014
- Hey!
- God, help me!
1109
01:11:09,222 --> 01:11:10,390
Get off of her!
1110
01:11:10,599 --> 01:11:11,850
Get off of her!
1111
01:11:12,058 --> 01:11:13,643
Look!
1112
01:11:13,852 --> 01:11:15,896
Stop it! Listen to me!
Stop it!
1113
01:11:18,482 --> 01:11:21,026
I got her!
I got her! I got her!
1114
01:11:21,234 --> 01:11:22,861
Where the hell
have you been, Dave?
1115
01:11:23,069 --> 01:11:25,155
I thought you had strict orders to
keep this lunatic under lockdown.
1116
01:11:25,363 --> 01:11:27,240
You enjoying this?
ls this making you happy?
1117
01:11:27,449 --> 01:11:30,160
Alex just proposed to me,
and you've ruined it.
1118
01:11:30,368 --> 01:11:31,912
What a great friend you are.
1119
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,122
Oh God, look at
my Louis Vuitton boots.
1120
01:11:34,331 --> 01:11:36,166
- Oh, no.
-I'll buy you another pair.
1121
01:11:36,374 --> 01:11:37,292
You can't afford them.
1122
01:11:37,501 --> 01:11:38,877
You always this much
of a bitch?
1123
01:11:41,129 --> 01:11:43,006
Nyet! Nyet!
1124
01:11:43,215 --> 01:11:45,217
Dave, stop!
Just get her out of here!
1125
01:11:45,425 --> 01:11:46,551
All right?
I'll talk to you later.
1126
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:47,677
I gotta deal with this.
1127
01:11:47,886 --> 01:11:49,304
Go! Get her out of here!
1128
01:11:55,143 --> 01:11:56,895
This is bullshit!
1129
01:12:02,234 --> 01:12:04,653
Oh. Okay. It's okay.
1130
01:12:05,737 --> 01:12:06,780
We got it.
1131
01:12:08,156 --> 01:12:10,158
- All right.
- Yeah.
1132
01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:13,036
Uh, yeah, I wouldn't...
I wouldn't put that on.
1133
01:12:19,543 --> 01:12:21,253
I'm not a bitch.
1134
01:12:23,046 --> 01:12:24,297
Oh, no.
1135
01:12:56,663 --> 01:12:57,956
My God is alive,
1136
01:12:58,164 --> 01:13:00,083
and I believe that
he would see me through this.
1137
01:13:00,292 --> 01:13:01,751
And I would surprise you
1138
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,253
when I'm out of you
1139
01:13:03,461 --> 01:13:04,588
to let you know that
1140
01:13:04,796 --> 01:13:06,923
you just messed yourself up,
not me.
1141
01:13:08,842 --> 01:13:10,093
I worry for you.
1142
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:14,723
Much luck.
1143
01:13:26,192 --> 01:13:28,486
Alex, people judge you
by the friends you keep.
1144
01:13:33,325 --> 01:13:36,703
Uh, it's "Replace male
friend who is a bad influence."
1145
01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:38,538
You mean me?
1146
01:13:38,747 --> 01:13:40,081
Uh, fuck her.
1147
01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:58,642
Honey,
1148
01:13:58,850 --> 01:14:00,852
you know I can't possibly
stay for this,
1149
01:14:01,061 --> 01:14:02,312
but Gary will be right here.
1150
01:14:07,067 --> 01:14:08,652
Look how beautiful it is.
1151
01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:10,946
No smell, no...
1152
01:14:11,154 --> 01:14:12,614
no residue of anything.
1153
01:14:14,157 --> 01:14:15,700
My mom went crazy.
She loved it.
1154
01:14:15,909 --> 01:14:17,369
My dad was so impressed.
1155
01:14:28,254 --> 01:14:29,756
I'll be right outside.
1156
01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:30,924
Okay.
1157
01:14:44,396 --> 01:14:45,981
I really need to talk to you.
1158
01:14:47,857 --> 01:14:48,817
Can it wait?
1159
01:14:51,111 --> 01:14:52,320
Of course.
1160
01:14:54,406 --> 01:14:55,407
Word of advice.
1161
01:14:56,783 --> 01:14:59,452
Stay soft.
1162
01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:02,580
Okay, Gary.
1163
01:15:12,340 --> 01:15:13,383
It's from the waist down.
1164
01:15:24,519 --> 01:15:25,895
Ah, sit, sit, sit.
1165
01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:27,605
- It's all right.
- Okay.
1166
01:15:32,527 --> 01:15:34,612
Not to worry.
1167
01:15:34,821 --> 01:15:37,782
I'm going to numb
the coronal skin
1168
01:15:37,991 --> 01:15:39,492
around the head
of your penis.
1169
01:15:41,161 --> 01:15:44,706
If you become erect,
it's perfectly normal.
1170
01:15:44,914 --> 01:15:46,708
One prick and we're all done.
1171
01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:07,145
My parents having sex.
1172
01:16:10,398 --> 01:16:11,900
My grandparents are having sex.
1173
01:16:14,194 --> 01:16:15,987
My parents are having sex
with my grandparents.
1174
01:16:36,216 --> 01:16:37,300
Did it hurt?
1175
01:16:37,509 --> 01:16:39,177
No, the mohel had, uh...
1176
01:16:40,762 --> 01:16:41,888
good hands.
1177
01:16:44,140 --> 01:16:45,058
Thank you.
1178
01:16:46,976 --> 01:16:47,894
Thank you.
1179
01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:50,105
Thank you.
1180
01:16:51,397 --> 01:16:52,357
Thank you.
1181
01:16:53,399 --> 01:16:54,359
Thank you.
1182
01:16:55,401 --> 01:16:56,528
Gary passed out.
1183
01:17:05,829 --> 01:17:06,746
Alex.
1184
01:17:08,915 --> 01:17:09,874
It's too late.
1185
01:17:10,959 --> 01:17:12,836
I'm a Jew.
1186
01:17:13,044 --> 01:17:14,170
Not quite yet, Shlomo.
1187
01:17:15,630 --> 01:17:17,882
Jesus!I have
to call you Shlomo?
1188
01:17:18,091 --> 01:17:20,677
It's my new second middle name.
1189
01:17:20,885 --> 01:17:22,929
I need a drink.
1190
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,892
Forget the cliche
of drinking with friends.
1191
01:17:28,101 --> 01:17:29,978
Pairing wine with food
and all that crap.
1192
01:17:31,062 --> 01:17:33,148
It's the sensual part of liquor.
1193
01:17:33,356 --> 01:17:35,024
Like being kissed.
1194
01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:37,861
That first sip rushes
to your thighs,
1195
01:17:38,069 --> 01:17:39,362
the warm release of pleasure,
1196
01:17:39,571 --> 01:17:41,489
and suddenly everything is okay.
1197
01:17:43,032 --> 01:17:44,617
I wanna share that with you.
1198
01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:56,129
The main purpose of alcohol...
1199
01:17:57,714 --> 01:17:58,840
it's your lifeline.
1200
01:17:59,048 --> 01:18:01,384
It will help you
through anything.
1201
01:18:01,593 --> 01:18:05,221
Marriage, children,
work... women.
1202
01:18:07,473 --> 01:18:10,018
Scotch is the most
important drink.
1203
01:18:10,226 --> 01:18:12,687
If you're out with a coworker,
you order scotch. Neat.
1204
01:18:12,896 --> 01:18:14,564
Doesn't matter what kind.
1205
01:18:14,772 --> 01:18:16,691
If you're with a boss or client,
1206
01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:19,235
you ask for a Macallan 12.
1207
01:18:19,444 --> 01:18:20,403
Let me show you the difference.
1208
01:18:35,835 --> 01:18:37,086
Now...
1209
01:18:38,671 --> 01:18:40,256
the Macallan.
1210
01:18:50,934 --> 01:18:51,809
Smooth.
1211
01:18:53,561 --> 01:18:54,896
You have a good palate.
1212
01:19:07,325 --> 01:19:08,826
I do feel that in my thighs.
1213
01:19:09,035 --> 01:19:09,911
She was right.
1214
01:19:11,454 --> 01:19:14,207
That's a saketini, cosmopolitan,
1215
01:19:14,415 --> 01:19:16,292
lemon drop, pomegranate martini.
1216
01:19:16,501 --> 01:19:18,920
All these drinks are pretty...
1217
01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:22,131
gay.
1218
01:19:22,340 --> 01:19:23,591
But for some reason,
women love it.
1219
01:19:29,681 --> 01:19:31,391
You know what my favorite part
of the day is?
1220
01:19:32,767 --> 01:19:35,061
Picking Nicky up from school.
1221
01:19:36,187 --> 01:19:37,897
There's this moment
1222
01:19:38,106 --> 01:19:40,066
where he comes
out of the classroom,
1223
01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:41,776
he runs over
and gives me that hug--
1224
01:19:41,985 --> 01:19:43,194
Hey. Hey.
1225
01:19:45,613 --> 01:19:46,948
It's my kid.
1226
01:19:48,574 --> 01:19:51,369
You can't poach
another man's family, Alex.
1227
01:19:53,579 --> 01:19:54,998
Go get your own.
1228
01:19:58,084 --> 01:19:58,960
I am.
1229
01:20:00,461 --> 01:20:02,088
I proposed to Katherine.
1230
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,675
Bullshit.
1231
01:20:05,883 --> 01:20:08,219
I gave her a ring
with dog shit on it.
1232
01:20:09,846 --> 01:20:10,972
Good job.
1233
01:20:12,473 --> 01:20:14,434
Because you were starting
to piss me off.
1234
01:20:15,893 --> 01:20:18,313
Every time I open the door,
there you are,
1235
01:20:18,521 --> 01:20:21,065
on my couch, eating my food,
1236
01:20:21,274 --> 01:20:23,609
showing Nicky how cool you are
with the boxing and the magic.
1237
01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:26,946
But this is great.
1238
01:20:27,155 --> 01:20:28,156
Yeah.
1239
01:20:29,282 --> 01:20:30,616
Let's drink to Katherine.
1240
01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:37,582
Thank you, God, for Katherine.
1241
01:21:11,574 --> 01:21:12,575
So...
1242
01:21:14,369 --> 01:21:15,870
you're Jewish,
1243
01:21:16,079 --> 01:21:18,289
a drinker, and getting married.
1244
01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:22,085
I guess so.
1245
01:21:23,795 --> 01:21:25,671
Well, who's gonna be
your best man?
1246
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:27,256
"Me?
1247
01:21:30,551 --> 01:21:33,054
Uh, I don't know. I haven't
really thought about it.
1248
01:21:34,263 --> 01:21:36,516
Well, you better start.
1249
01:21:36,724 --> 01:21:38,810
Because now is when it starts
to get really fun.
1250
01:21:40,019 --> 01:21:41,646
All the attention
is gonna be on you.
1251
01:21:44,982 --> 01:21:46,609
I'm glad
1252
01:21:46,818 --> 01:21:48,903
I was the inspiration
for Katherine's list.
1253
01:21:52,198 --> 01:21:53,658
I love you.
1254
01:21:56,411 --> 01:21:57,912
- It's gonna be okay.
- Yeah.
1255
01:22:00,498 --> 01:22:01,791
Really fun.
1256
01:22:01,999 --> 01:22:03,668
- Yeah.
- Just like you said.
1257
01:22:05,628 --> 01:22:06,712
I promise.
1258
01:22:09,674 --> 01:22:11,676
Hey, bud. You ready?
1259
01:22:11,884 --> 01:22:13,052
Yeah.
1260
01:22:13,261 --> 01:22:14,470
Be careful with my boy.
1261
01:22:14,679 --> 01:22:15,638
Okay.
1262
01:22:32,780 --> 01:22:36,242
It's like being in the cockpit
of your own fighter jet.
1263
01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:38,411
It's sleek
and technically advanced
1264
01:22:38,619 --> 01:22:41,456
with ultimate power
at your fingertips.
1265
01:22:41,664 --> 01:22:44,625
Once you feel that torque,
you will never go back.
1266
01:22:44,834 --> 01:22:46,669
You and Tucker deserve that.
1267
01:22:46,878 --> 01:22:48,171
It's respect on the road.
1268
01:22:48,379 --> 01:22:51,048
People will think twice
before messing with you.
1269
01:22:51,257 --> 01:22:52,967
That's the real beauty.
1270
01:23:11,235 --> 01:23:13,279
- Nicky, don't touch that.
- He can touch whatever he wants.
1271
01:23:13,488 --> 01:23:15,656
Come on, grab the wheel.
1272
01:23:15,865 --> 01:23:18,242
Grab it! Squeeze it!
1273
01:23:18,451 --> 01:23:19,327
Yeah.
1274
01:23:19,535 --> 01:23:21,496
That's the power.
1275
01:23:21,704 --> 01:23:22,955
It's a game-changer, bruh.
1276
01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:26,751
Why don't we take it
for a spin?
1277
01:23:34,217 --> 01:23:35,760
I can't. I mean, I got the kid.
1278
01:23:35,968 --> 01:23:37,011
You don't have to go fast.
1279
01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:38,429
Let's go fast.
1280
01:23:39,722 --> 01:23:41,015
Listen to your kid.
1281
01:23:43,184 --> 01:23:44,810
He's not my kid.
1282
01:23:45,019 --> 01:23:46,479
Oh. Why's he here?
1283
01:23:48,564 --> 01:23:50,399
I wanted to get his opinion.
1284
01:23:55,071 --> 01:23:56,322
And what do you think,
little man?
1285
01:23:56,531 --> 01:23:58,115
Let's buy it.
1286
01:23:58,324 --> 01:24:00,326
There you go. Let's make a deal.
1287
01:24:26,102 --> 01:24:28,229
You-You know what?
I'm worried about your dog.
1288
01:24:28,437 --> 01:24:30,147
- Uh... Enzo.
- What?
1289
01:24:30,356 --> 01:24:31,983
He felt heavy,
uh, the other day.
1290
01:24:32,191 --> 01:24:33,651
Like a half pound over.
Am I right?
1291
01:24:33,859 --> 01:24:34,819
He's a little heavier.
1292
01:24:35,027 --> 01:24:36,195
But I've been controlling
the portions
1293
01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:37,530
just like you told me.
1294
01:24:37,738 --> 01:24:39,490
I don't know.
Maybe you should show me
1295
01:24:39,699 --> 01:24:41,158
what you're feeding him.
1296
01:24:41,367 --> 01:24:43,077
I mean, if he is,
that could be really...
1297
01:24:43,286 --> 01:24:44,537
Whoo!
1298
01:24:45,788 --> 01:24:46,914
You know?
1299
01:24:58,175 --> 01:24:59,427
CT scan
came up negative.
1300
01:24:59,635 --> 01:25:00,678
He's lucky.
1301
01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:03,556
My God.
1302
01:25:03,764 --> 01:25:05,016
My God, honey, are you okay?
1303
01:25:05,224 --> 01:25:07,476
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Is he gonna be okay?
1304
01:25:07,685 --> 01:25:09,854
He's gonna be fine.
It's just a few bruises.
1305
01:25:10,062 --> 01:25:12,315
Good thing it was a Porsche.
1306
01:25:12,523 --> 01:25:14,066
It's like a tank.
I have two myself.
1307
01:25:19,822 --> 01:25:20,865
Alex.
1308
01:25:23,117 --> 01:25:24,452
It was an accident.
1309
01:25:31,459 --> 01:25:33,252
It's my fault.
1310
01:25:33,461 --> 01:25:34,837
Hey,
1311
01:25:35,046 --> 01:25:36,005
we all make mistakes.
1312
01:25:36,213 --> 01:25:37,673
So don't beat yourself up.
1313
01:25:39,258 --> 01:25:40,301
Everything's okay.
1314
01:25:40,509 --> 01:25:42,011
No, it's not okay.
1315
01:25:56,817 --> 01:25:57,985
I don't know
what the hell I'm doing.
1316
01:25:58,194 --> 01:25:59,862
I have no idea
what the hell I'm doing.
1317
01:26:01,113 --> 01:26:04,033
My dependency on this family
is so unhealthy.
1318
01:26:04,241 --> 01:26:05,201
And this list...
1319
01:26:05,409 --> 01:26:07,203
Slow down. Take a seat.
1320
01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:15,461
These are separate issues.
1321
01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:16,879
First...
1322
01:26:17,088 --> 01:26:18,089
Nicky is fine.
1323
01:26:19,882 --> 01:26:21,759
Every family makes
a mistake like this.
1324
01:26:21,967 --> 01:26:24,595
You looked away for one moment.
1325
01:26:24,804 --> 01:26:27,682
You dependency on this family,
that is a problem.
1326
01:26:27,890 --> 01:26:29,058
I need to back off.
1327
01:26:29,266 --> 01:26:32,103
Yes, you do. But not just
for them, for you.
1328
01:26:32,311 --> 01:26:33,854
You're hanging on to them
for dear life.
1329
01:26:34,063 --> 01:26:35,648
You're like a swimmer
who's drowning.
1330
01:26:35,856 --> 01:26:37,566
Don't drown them.
Don't drown yourself.
1331
01:26:40,069 --> 01:26:41,570
And the list...
1332
01:26:43,739 --> 01:26:46,659
Take time to explore
what you have with Katherine.
1333
01:26:46,867 --> 01:26:49,036
It's silly, but use
the list as a catalyst
1334
01:26:49,245 --> 01:26:51,997
to move your relationship
to the next level.
1335
01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:03,050
How did you find
your bashert?
1336
01:27:03,259 --> 01:27:04,343
Ah, you've been studying, hmm?
1337
01:27:04,552 --> 01:27:05,469
Bashert.
1338
01:27:08,347 --> 01:27:10,015
Well...
1339
01:27:12,184 --> 01:27:13,436
With my Miriam...
1340
01:27:15,479 --> 01:27:17,815
it started out hot and heavy.
1341
01:27:18,023 --> 01:27:20,234
And after a while,
I started to become bored.
1342
01:27:22,236 --> 01:27:24,572
And then one night,
we really...
1343
01:27:25,656 --> 01:27:27,199
started to talk.
1344
01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:33,038
I learned that she had
a great family.
1345
01:27:33,247 --> 01:27:35,291
We realized that we had
similar morals,
1346
01:27:35,499 --> 01:27:37,293
which made it easy
for us to get along
1347
01:27:37,501 --> 01:27:38,627
and to have fun.
1348
01:27:39,837 --> 01:27:41,505
She didn't hold back,
1349
01:27:41,714 --> 01:27:43,382
and I didn't hold back.
1350
01:27:48,262 --> 01:27:51,015
And for the first time
in my life, Alex, I- I felt...
1351
01:27:53,225 --> 01:27:56,312
completely able to be myself.
1352
01:27:57,605 --> 01:27:58,856
I felt freer.
1353
01:28:01,233 --> 01:28:04,111
I felt freer with her than I
ever had as a single man.
1354
01:28:06,655 --> 01:28:09,033
We have
an authentic relationship.
1355
01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:13,329
And this is what you should have
with Katherine.
1356
01:28:15,247 --> 01:28:18,584
This is the foundation that
we built our relationship on.
1357
01:28:18,793 --> 01:28:20,878
But you have to do this
without family interference,
1358
01:28:21,086 --> 01:28:22,671
without all the bells
and whistles.
1359
01:28:24,548 --> 01:28:26,008
Friends, money...
1360
01:28:28,636 --> 01:28:29,970
This is what I wish for you.
1361
01:28:33,808 --> 01:28:35,100
Don't settle for anything less.
1362
01:29:09,385 --> 01:29:12,555
Whoo!
1363
01:29:16,308 --> 01:29:18,727
Whoo!
1364
01:29:31,282 --> 01:29:32,491
Whoo?
1365
01:29:36,287 --> 01:29:37,413
Whoo!
1366
01:29:43,711 --> 01:29:46,380
Whoo-woop!
1367
01:29:49,925 --> 01:29:52,511
Whoo-woop!
1368
01:30:09,278 --> 01:30:11,780
Lead me in the path
of righteousness.
1369
01:30:11,989 --> 01:30:15,159
Help me use my abilities
to repair this broken world.
1370
01:30:15,367 --> 01:30:17,745
Help me ease and gladden
1371
01:30:17,953 --> 01:30:19,788
the lives of those I cherish.
1372
01:30:34,094 --> 01:30:35,429
This is your mikveh.
1373
01:30:35,638 --> 01:30:36,722
Regardless of what happens,
1374
01:30:36,931 --> 01:30:39,308
it will always be
a source of comfort.
1375
01:30:41,810 --> 01:30:43,145
This is for you.
1376
01:30:51,654 --> 01:30:53,280
That took chutzpah.
1377
01:31:04,375 --> 01:31:06,627
Hey, you all right?
1378
01:31:09,129 --> 01:31:11,548
You shouldn't have to take shots
for the rest of your life.
1379
01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:17,972
I gave Tucker away.
1380
01:31:19,264 --> 01:31:20,265
Alex.
1381
01:31:21,809 --> 01:31:23,394
I'm so sorry.
1382
01:31:28,023 --> 01:31:30,359
It's... probably
the right thing to do.
1383
01:31:40,035 --> 01:31:41,870
I can't get Gary
out of the pool.
1384
01:32:04,184 --> 01:32:05,477
Hey, man.
1385
01:32:06,645 --> 01:32:07,730
You doing okay?
1386
01:32:09,356 --> 01:32:10,399
I don't know.
1387
01:32:14,695 --> 01:32:15,904
Is it Rhonda?
1388
01:32:18,323 --> 01:32:19,408
Yes.
1389
01:32:21,910 --> 01:32:22,953
Cold feet?
1390
01:32:26,874 --> 01:32:28,250
This is more than cold feet.
1391
01:32:29,752 --> 01:32:30,961
I'm not attracted to her.
1392
01:32:32,504 --> 01:32:34,089
I don't like the way she smells.
1393
01:32:36,091 --> 01:32:37,217
Rhonda's garlicky.
1394
01:32:38,677 --> 01:32:40,179
It's reciprocal.
1395
01:32:40,387 --> 01:32:41,889
My last girlfriend was musty.
1396
01:32:44,058 --> 01:32:46,310
You'll, um...
You'll get used to it.
1397
01:32:48,312 --> 01:32:50,022
She's not into
the way I smell either.
1398
01:32:51,356 --> 01:32:52,983
And the way
she drinks her coffee?
1399
01:32:59,865 --> 01:33:01,742
You're focusing
on the wrong stuff, man.
1400
01:33:03,368 --> 01:33:04,995
That's nothing, right?
1401
01:33:05,204 --> 01:33:07,998
You guys laugh together?
ls the sex good?
1402
01:33:11,585 --> 01:33:12,586
Great sex.
1403
01:33:13,796 --> 01:33:14,963
And we laugh.
1404
01:33:15,172 --> 01:33:16,215
Good.
1405
01:33:18,133 --> 01:33:20,511
But we don't laugh
at the same things.
1406
01:33:22,888 --> 01:33:24,723
She laughs
while we're having sex.
1407
01:33:27,351 --> 01:33:28,811
It's weird.
1408
01:33:32,481 --> 01:33:34,316
Well, Rhonda can't change
her smell, Gary.
1409
01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:05,597
Hey.
1410
01:34:07,391 --> 01:34:08,892
Hey. Hey.
1411
01:34:24,992 --> 01:34:28,245
I just can't stand watching
how sad you've been.
1412
01:34:29,621 --> 01:34:31,832
This is in no way
meant to replace Tucker.
1413
01:34:44,136 --> 01:34:45,470
I'm not allergic to cats.
1414
01:34:48,724 --> 01:34:50,350
It's...
1415
01:34:50,559 --> 01:34:51,435
It's cute.
1416
01:34:54,730 --> 01:34:56,565
You Okay?
1417
01:34:56,773 --> 01:34:57,608
I'm okay.
1418
01:34:59,359 --> 01:35:00,903
Gary's wedding will be
a good diversion.
1419
01:35:01,111 --> 01:35:02,571
We should make it fun.
1420
01:35:37,940 --> 01:35:39,650
I got the cat to sit
with me for a few minutes.
1421
01:35:40,734 --> 01:35:42,319
You're bonding.
1422
01:35:42,527 --> 01:35:43,445
No way.
1423
01:35:43,654 --> 01:35:45,572
That's great.
1424
01:35:45,781 --> 01:35:47,699
Oh, my God. It's that lunatic.
1425
01:35:48,951 --> 01:35:51,286
It's okay. I am not attack.
1426
01:35:51,495 --> 01:35:53,872
Dave is needing
to be sorry to you.
1427
01:35:55,666 --> 01:35:57,626
To him, it hard talk
1428
01:35:57,834 --> 01:36:00,087
emotional shit in your face.
1429
01:36:00,295 --> 01:36:01,463
Just keep her away from me.
1430
01:36:02,547 --> 01:36:04,258
Sorry I had sex with Anastasiya.
1431
01:36:06,343 --> 01:36:09,054
And, Katherine,
you are not a bitch.
1432
01:36:11,515 --> 01:36:12,432
Ha!
1433
01:36:21,566 --> 01:36:22,776
Wow!
1434
01:36:24,528 --> 01:36:25,487
Dave...
1435
01:36:32,369 --> 01:36:33,245
Thank you.
1436
01:36:34,329 --> 01:36:35,497
- You should try them on.
- Okay.
1437
01:36:38,250 --> 01:36:40,919
I am sorry I jump your body.
1438
01:36:41,128 --> 01:36:42,379
Oh, don't worry about it.
1439
01:36:43,505 --> 01:36:44,423
We okay?
1440
01:36:45,590 --> 01:36:46,633
Hey, yeah.
1441
01:36:50,929 --> 01:36:52,556
As you share
this one cup of wine,
1442
01:36:52,764 --> 01:36:55,142
you undertake all
the future brings.
1443
01:36:57,060 --> 01:36:59,855
All the sweetness life brings
will be that much sweeter
1444
01:37:00,063 --> 01:37:01,732
because you drink
from it together.
1445
01:37:42,189 --> 01:37:43,482
Stop.
1446
01:37:47,861 --> 01:37:48,779
I'm sorry, Rabbi.
1447
01:37:48,987 --> 01:37:50,572
I don't mean any disrespect.
1448
01:37:50,781 --> 01:37:51,990
Alex.
1449
01:37:55,035 --> 01:37:55,911
As a new Jew...
1450
01:37:57,954 --> 01:38:00,665
I can't in good conscience
watch Gary break that glass
1451
01:38:00,874 --> 01:38:02,751
after the feelings he shared
with me in the deep end of...
1452
01:38:04,044 --> 01:38:05,420
Mr. Stern's pool the other day.
1453
01:38:08,965 --> 01:38:11,593
Feelings that indicate
this wedding shouldn't happen.
1454
01:38:11,802 --> 01:38:12,928
What are you doing?
1455
01:38:14,346 --> 01:38:15,514
Um...
1456
01:38:29,945 --> 01:38:32,697
A very wise person told me
1457
01:38:32,906 --> 01:38:34,616
that you must live
an authentic life.
1458
01:38:36,034 --> 01:38:37,202
I believe if we...
1459
01:38:39,371 --> 01:38:42,374
let this wedding go forward,
it will be a lie.
1460
01:38:46,086 --> 01:38:47,838
Gary, is this true?
1461
01:38:50,257 --> 01:38:51,216
It is true.
1462
01:38:53,635 --> 01:38:54,886
And I'm sorry, Gary...
1463
01:38:56,805 --> 01:38:58,348
but I'm in love
with someone else.
1464
01:39:03,395 --> 01:39:05,772
Oh, my God.
That makes so much sense.
1465
01:39:08,984 --> 01:39:10,777
Settle down, everybody.
1466
01:39:10,986 --> 01:39:11,987
Settle down.
1467
01:39:13,238 --> 01:39:15,157
Alex...
1468
01:39:15,365 --> 01:39:16,658
normally,
1469
01:39:16,867 --> 01:39:19,327
I would kill you
for pulling a stunt like that.
1470
01:39:19,536 --> 01:39:21,788
But in this case...
1471
01:39:21,997 --> 01:39:23,081
it was the right thing to do.
1472
01:39:24,624 --> 01:39:25,625
Now, look...
1473
01:39:27,502 --> 01:39:30,672
we came here to enjoy
a beautiful ceremony.
1474
01:39:32,466 --> 01:39:34,468
Celebrate the joining
of two lives.
1475
01:39:34,676 --> 01:39:36,136
And I'm paying for it.
1476
01:39:37,512 --> 01:39:38,472
So...
1477
01:39:39,639 --> 01:39:41,057
somebody here
is getting married.
1478
01:39:42,559 --> 01:39:43,477
You two.
1479
01:39:45,854 --> 01:39:47,481
Wait.
1480
01:39:47,689 --> 01:39:50,901
Antonio, you're a good man.
1481
01:39:51,109 --> 01:39:53,320
It's not gonna happen
with my daughter.
1482
01:39:53,528 --> 01:39:54,404
Go get a drink.
1483
01:39:55,822 --> 01:39:57,032
Alex, Katherine,
1484
01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:58,700
you two love each other.
1485
01:39:58,909 --> 01:40:01,203
Now, let's get on with it.
1486
01:40:10,337 --> 01:40:11,213
Umm...
1487
01:40:12,297 --> 01:40:14,341
give me just... one moment.
1488
01:40:14,549 --> 01:40:16,176
- Yeah.
- Okay?
1489
01:40:18,220 --> 01:40:19,262
One moment.
1490
01:40:24,726 --> 01:40:26,603
As you share this cup of wine,
1491
01:40:26,811 --> 01:40:29,105
you undertake all that
the future may bring.
1492
01:40:30,774 --> 01:40:32,817
All the sweetness
that life brings
1493
01:40:33,026 --> 01:40:34,736
will be even sweeter
1494
01:40:34,945 --> 01:40:36,530
because you drink
from it together.
1495
01:42:06,578 --> 01:42:08,496
Alex, break the glass.
1496
01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:11,041
What are you doing?
1497
01:42:12,417 --> 01:42:13,376
I didn't buy the Porsche.
1498
01:42:16,421 --> 01:42:17,672
What are you talking about?
1499
01:42:19,424 --> 01:42:20,342
It's the cat.
1500
01:42:21,885 --> 01:42:23,219
What?
1501
01:42:23,428 --> 01:42:24,471
The kitten.
1502
01:42:25,555 --> 01:42:26,556
It made me see.
1503
01:42:31,770 --> 01:42:32,896
Look...
1504
01:42:34,356 --> 01:42:37,192
even if I got a 100 percent
on this list,
1505
01:42:38,234 --> 01:42:39,402
it still wouldn't matter.
1506
01:42:41,529 --> 01:42:43,114
And there's some
great things on there.
1507
01:42:45,784 --> 01:42:47,744
There are, but...
1508
01:42:47,952 --> 01:42:48,995
in the end, I'm...
1509
01:42:52,415 --> 01:42:53,958
I'm just not a cat guy.
1510
01:42:55,085 --> 01:42:57,003
You'll learn to like cats.
1511
01:42:58,505 --> 01:43:01,132
I just... I just wanted
to lift you up to this
1512
01:43:01,341 --> 01:43:02,717
great life.
1513
01:43:02,926 --> 01:43:04,928
I know, I don't want
to be lifted into another life.
1514
01:43:05,136 --> 01:43:07,806
Katherine, you see, you...
1515
01:43:08,014 --> 01:43:10,433
you've put together
this imagined person
1516
01:43:10,642 --> 01:43:12,727
that just doesn't exist
inside of me.
1517
01:43:14,104 --> 01:43:15,647
This isn't happening.
1518
01:43:15,855 --> 01:43:17,107
This isn't happening.
1519
01:43:25,740 --> 01:43:27,742
This is the list
you should give your bashert.
1520
01:43:42,924 --> 01:43:43,967
Lily...
1521
01:43:46,761 --> 01:43:47,846
what are you doing here?
1522
01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:51,683
You called her, didn't you?
1523
01:43:52,976 --> 01:43:54,102
Yeah.
1524
01:43:54,310 --> 01:43:56,187
She's my best friend.
1525
01:43:56,396 --> 01:43:59,691
If I was getting married today,
I wanted her to be here.
1526
01:43:59,899 --> 01:44:02,068
You just really can't make
a decision without her, can you?
1527
01:44:02,277 --> 01:44:03,778
You-You couldn't even decide
1528
01:44:03,987 --> 01:44:05,405
to marry me without asking her.
1529
01:44:05,613 --> 01:44:07,949
Katherine,
I just told her to come.
1530
01:44:08,158 --> 01:44:09,659
I didn't tell her
we were getting married.
1531
01:44:13,246 --> 01:44:14,748
You know, I almost put you
on the list.
1532
01:44:16,082 --> 01:44:17,041
You almost put--
1533
01:44:22,380 --> 01:44:23,381
I'm sorry.
1534
01:44:37,187 --> 01:44:38,146
Katherine...
1535
01:44:41,191 --> 01:44:43,067
I hope you find
what you're looking for.
1536
01:45:01,753 --> 01:45:03,588
I have something
I need to do.
1537
01:45:03,797 --> 01:45:05,006
I'm gonna go with you.
1538
01:45:39,833 --> 01:45:40,959
- Alex, hey.
- Hey, hey.
1539
01:45:41,167 --> 01:45:42,460
- Hey.
- You're coming for a visit?
1540
01:45:42,669 --> 01:45:43,795
We were just gonna go
for a walk.
1541
01:45:44,003 --> 01:45:45,296
No, I didn't come for a visit.
1542
01:45:45,505 --> 01:45:48,174
I came to tell you guys
I made a huge, huge mistake.
1543
01:45:48,383 --> 01:45:49,759
Tucker's my dog.
1544
01:45:49,968 --> 01:45:52,428
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
- Oh, no, no, he's our dog now.
1545
01:45:52,637 --> 01:45:54,055
It hasn't been 48 hours.
1546
01:45:54,264 --> 01:45:56,391
You don't have any written or
witness to a verbal agreement.
1547
01:45:56,599 --> 01:45:58,101
Legally, you have no standing.
1548
01:45:58,309 --> 01:45:59,602
Who is this?
1549
01:45:59,811 --> 01:46:00,854
I'm Alex's attorney.
1550
01:46:02,689 --> 01:46:04,732
So don't fuck with me.
1551
01:46:09,821 --> 01:46:11,573
Alex? Alex?
1552
01:46:11,781 --> 01:46:13,241
Shut up!
1553
01:46:14,617 --> 01:46:16,244
I know, I know.
Guys, I'm sorry.
1554
01:46:16,452 --> 01:46:18,454
I'm so sorry. Look, I'll get you
guys any other dog you want.
1555
01:46:18,663 --> 01:46:20,456
Any kind. I promise.
1556
01:46:20,665 --> 01:46:22,166
How about a labradoodle.
She wants a labradoodle.
1557
01:46:22,375 --> 01:46:23,209
Yeah.
1558
01:46:23,418 --> 01:46:24,294
Done!
1559
01:46:30,550 --> 01:46:32,093
Open the door. Open the door!
1560
01:46:35,763 --> 01:46:38,266
Look, you didn't get the girl,
but you got your dog back.
1561
01:46:38,474 --> 01:46:40,518
And you are now
a well-read, well-dressed,
1562
01:46:40,727 --> 01:46:42,812
handsome Jewish man
with sparkling white teeth
1563
01:46:43,021 --> 01:46:45,398
who likes football
and knows good scotch.
1564
01:46:48,359 --> 01:46:49,360
Get in the back.
1565
01:48:05,269 --> 01:48:07,605
Whoo!
1566
01:48:10,316 --> 01:48:12,527
Whoo!
1567
01:48:20,743 --> 01:48:21,619
Hey.
1568
01:48:21,828 --> 01:48:23,413
- Hi.
- Hi.
1569
01:48:25,248 --> 01:48:26,249
Nice Australian shepherd.
1570
01:48:26,457 --> 01:48:27,792
Oh, thanks.
1571
01:48:28,001 --> 01:48:29,919
I like yours too.
Beautiful coloring.
1572
01:48:33,131 --> 01:48:34,048
So...
1573
01:48:35,425 --> 01:48:36,467
you're the yeller.
1574
01:48:39,387 --> 01:48:40,430
Yeah, I am.
1575
01:48:41,806 --> 01:48:43,391
Well, It's nice
to finally meet you.
1576
01:48:44,851 --> 01:48:46,060
Well, thanks for yelling back.
1577
01:48:47,770 --> 01:48:49,313
You have a lovely resonance
to your yell.
1578
01:48:50,732 --> 01:48:51,774
Thanks. So do you.
1579
01:48:55,278 --> 01:48:56,320
I'm Lara.
1580
01:48:58,698 --> 01:48:59,615
I'm Alex.
1581
01:51:58,169 --> 01:52:00,171
Quick! Come here!
1582
01:52:01,297 --> 01:52:02,298
Hey.
1583
01:52:03,799 --> 01:52:05,134
Come on.
Come and get it.
1584
01:52:09,222 --> 01:52:11,224
She's quick.
She's so fast.
1585
01:52:13,267 --> 01:52:14,685
Come here. Come here.
1586
01:52:14,894 --> 01:52:15,853
Come here...
1587
01:52:19,273 --> 01:52:20,691
Ow! No!
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