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You and your sweetie
were discussing your town
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the other day.
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Did you know there's
a township in Pennsylvania
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called Letterkenny?
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- Hot off the presses.
- You didn't know that.
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- Did too.
- Did not.
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- Did too.
- You did not.
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That's where
Letterkenny Army Depot is.
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- Look at you.
- Good word. Letterkenny.
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Nice ring to it.
Very functional.
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Doesn't get
much better-kenny.
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What's say we head down
to Gail's for breakfast?
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Bit brisk though. Perhaps you
should grab a sweater-kenny.
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Breakfast at Gail's
beats letter-Denny's.
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I'd buy that for
a letter-penny.
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Should pinch your
letter-pennies
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or you'll be
in debt-erkenny.
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Judging by that fancy
watch you got on maybe
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you're the one who should
pinch your letter-pennies.
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Hey, don't be fooled
by the watch that I got,
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I'm still letter-Jenny
from the block.
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Don't need
a lecture-kenny.
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Cito's got a new sweetie.
An Irish setter-kenny.
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Pure bred-erkenny?
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As opposed to what,
inbred-erkenny?
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Fuck, Stormy's gonna
take a header-kenny.
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Hate how much
setter's shedder-kenny.
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I ever tell you, you kinda
look like the daughter
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of letter-Lenny Kravitz?
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I'll buy that for
a letter-penny!
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That's what
I said-erkenny.
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Have you seen my Eddie
Vedder-kenny Live DVD?
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What? The singer of
Yellow Ledbetter-Kenny?
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It was right next to Dan's
letter-Kenny Loggins CD.
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I think he plays
a Fender-kenny.
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Oh, letter-Kenny gee whiz.
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Did you know Dan also
likes Simply Red-erkenny?
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And letter-Benny Benassi.
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Wait, I did seen it,
underneath another DVD.
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Judge Dredd-erkenny.
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Will you take this
girl to bed-erkenny?
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I don't know.
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Letter-can he?
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(Theme music playing)
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♪
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Wayne?
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Dary.
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Why are you parked
all the way back here?
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- What's the problem?
- There's a spot right
over there.
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It's really close
to the door.
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Rock star's parkings
what it's called.
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Well, is there something
wrong with the spot
we're in currently?
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Well, no. It's just
a longer walk to the door.
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Well, which leg
did you break?
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Well, it's--
it's cold.
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Sounds like your old man
shoulda kicked your ass
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another time or two.
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Good buddies?
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Good buddy.
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To Dary's point, if rock
star's parking's available,
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you should always takes
the rock star's parking,
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and maybe gets yourselves
a lottery ticket.
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Well, okay, Dan.
Dan, okay. What?
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So, some drunk nut sack
can stumble out of the bar,
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take a header into the truck?
Put a big ding in 'er?
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Hm.
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And okay, Dary.
Dary, okay. What?
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So, a couple of drunk nut sacks
come out of there pushing
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and shoving,
bump into it and split?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. You're right,
good buddy.
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Well, you're God damn
right I'm right.
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You gotta wake up pretty
early in the morning.
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To what?
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What?
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You said I gotta wake up
pretty early in the morning.
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Well, then you better wake up
pretty early in the morning.
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- To what?
- To--
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To... if you wanna
fool me.
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I don't.
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Well, what
if you did?
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Well, why'd I have to wake up
pretty early in the morning?
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You-- For if you wanna
sneak one past me, Bud.
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What do you mean?
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I mean you gotta wake up
pretty early in the morning.
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To do what?
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To if you want
to outsmart me, bud.
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Outsmart you with what?
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Well, doesn't matter.
I won't be outsmarted.
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Well, I got no interest
in outsmarting you.
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You got interest
in being smart,
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and I'll tell you, you're
cruising for a bruising.
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Well, why do I gotta
wake up early in the morning
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just to outsmart you?
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To-- to if you want to beat
me at what I was gonna do.
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Well, what were you gonna do?
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Doesn't matter. If you want
a head start on it you gotta
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wake up pretty early
in the morning.
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Well, I'd wake up extra
early 'cause I don't want to
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- skip "brefekst."
- Well, guess what?
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I'm serving knuckle
sandwiches for brefekst.
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- Good buddies?
- Good buddy.
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You mights gets a ding in your
car if you parks up front.
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Sure. Sure,
that's could happen.
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But, you know,
back here's where fellers
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comes to takes a piss.
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What are you saying,
Squirrely D?
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Yeah, you might get piss
on your truck, good buddy.
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Oh.
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Oh, I think you're right,
good buddy.
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Well, one's the lesser
of two evils.
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Yeah.
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We just have to decides
which ones gets the edge.
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Yeah.
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Well, it is a wee
bit chilly.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it is a wee bit chilly.
Good enough.
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Hey!
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Learn how
to fucking drive!
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(All laughing)
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♪ You could get crunk
in the club, what? ♪
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- Aly-cat.
- Stewart.
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- Bianca-donk.
- Stewart.
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- I'm--
- Stewart.
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Roald!
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I'm making a comeback.
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We're making
a comeback.
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(Sighing)
Correct.
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We're the newest
DJ duo on the scene.
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- Got the streets bubbling.
- You're gonna be DJs?
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- DJs fuck.
- Mm.
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- Mm-hm.
- Mm.
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Mm-hm.
So, what are you called?
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I'm quite sure you
recall our previous collab.
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Nope.
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The Hottest
Sex Imaginable?
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- When.
- Now?
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No, no, no! That was
the name of our band.
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The Hottest
Sex Imaginable?
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The Hottest
Sex Imaginable.
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Might've heard of my lil'
side project Susan Serrated.
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- Roald.
- I thought you liked
that name?
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- I don't.
- Stewart.
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I love it.
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So, what are you called now?
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Connor. Darien.
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2cock Chakur?
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- Picture me rolling...
- Hail Mary.
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- Until the end of time.
- All eyes on me!
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I imagine they'll
just call us 2cock.
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- Who's they?
- The streets.
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Tanis actually hired us to
play her release party today.
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What's she releasing?
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♪ You can get
crunk in the club ♪
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KATY:
Tanis?
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Damn. You two
look good.
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- Scorched Earth season, baby.
- (Slap)
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- Yeah.
- Get 'em fired up.
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Great timing.
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'Skoden.
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S'do dis.
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- Damn.
- You look good.
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Hey, Hemsworth sisters.
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NDN NRG?
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Not sure that's
PC, buddy.
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Indian Energy.
It's hilarious.
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You said it.
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All of the kids on the rez
have been obsessed
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with BROdude ever since
the senior tournament
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so I thought to myself,
"What can I do?"
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- Learn how to fucking drive?
- (All chuckling)
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I hate leaving
money on the table.
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So, NDN NRG was born.
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The kids are
already hoovering it.
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Looks a Timbit like
the BROdude logo, Tanis.
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Mm, no, it doesn't.
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Also, I want to thank you, Gail,
for hosting the launch party.
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Got you, girl.
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Tanis, it does look a drill
bit like the BROdude logo.
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No, I don't see it.
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Don't think so?
Not even a mosquito bit?
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Nope.
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- Tassie.
- Cassie.
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- I'm Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.
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Wow, boys. You have
really outdone yourselves.
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Thanks.
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We couldn't find broads to
wheel with in the 100km
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radius of Letterkenny that
we hadn't already wheeled,
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so then I thought to myself,
"What should we do?"
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Learn how
to fucking drive?
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(Hicks chuckling)
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Go outside of the 100km range.
It's so simple!
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And then we remembered
that Tassie and Cassie--
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- I'm Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.
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We'll get 'er.
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Tassie and Cassie gave up
their jobs for us over
at BROdude.
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We lost our jobs.
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The best jobs
we've ever had.
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But all's well that
ends well, right, Cassie?
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- I'm Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.
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We'll get 'er.
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(Feedback squealing)
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- Figure it out!
- Je suis désolé!
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- Gail's system is archaic.
- Fuck you, skid.
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Connor! Darien!
Quick! The banner.
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2cock Chakur?
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They just call us 2cock.
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- Who's they?
- The streets.
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- Blasphemy.
- Sacrilege.
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- We know.
- And agree.
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But...
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So, why are you
wearing the shirts?
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They're up to
10k SoundCloud followers.
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And you know
what that means.
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- No.
- What?
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- Learn how to fucking drive.
- (Hicks chuckling)
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BOTH:
All aboard that train.
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(Both snapping fingers)
Choo-choo-choo.
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(Phone buzzing)
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(Sighing)
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I'm sick of
these dudes already.
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Should we try to
be NDN NRG girls?
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BROdude knock off?
(Scoffing)
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What if we
tell BROdude?
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We could get
our jobs back.
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BOTH:
Should we do it?
We should do it.
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Hey!
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DAN:
Hey!
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Shut the fuck up and listen
to Tanis before
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I have to stick my shoes
down your throat
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and turn you into a very
fashionable gender-neutral
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pair of thigh-high
fucking boots.
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Alright, I got some
shit to say.
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But first, I want to thank
Gail for hosting us.
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- Thank you, Gail.
- (Crowd cheering)
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Got you, girl.
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Now, with the recent
success of the Eagles
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on the national
senior hockey stage,
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Auntie Tanis got
a little bit of an idea.
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- Learn how to fucking drive?
- (Hicks chuckling)
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The team needs
an official sponsor.
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Something that
contributes to the brand
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of this championship team.
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So, with that,
I present to you.
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(Clapping)
Skids!
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I know!
247
00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:44,023
- It's 2cock Chakur.
- Roald.
248
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,923
(Drumbeat sounding)
249
00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:50,293
(Native hip hop playing)
250
00:09:50,323 --> 00:10:00,533
♪
251
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,209
(Applauding, cheering)
252
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,044
Yes, and with
the early success
253
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,050
of NDN NRG.
254
00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,712
Tanis bought the Eagles.
255
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,350
(Cheering)
256
00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:18,322
I did! I bought
the Eagles!
257
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,191
WOMAN:
What the fuck is this?
258
00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,790
Bye. Move. Basic.
259
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,361
Thanks for
the heads up.
260
00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:30,633
Tits look great,
but no regrets.
261
00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,227
- Tanis?
- 'Sup?
262
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,899
Your logo looks just
a Bits & Bites
263
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,637
like the BROdude logo.
264
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,805
Mmm... no.
265
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,581
It looks more than a horse
bit like the BROdude logo.
266
00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:49,079
I-- I don't see it.
267
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,718
Hmm.
268
00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:54,221
Mm, tastes
the same too.
269
00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,563
They all taste the same.
Get your head outta your ass.
270
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,189
They do not all
taste the same.
271
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,234
Okay well then what're
you gonna do about it,
Erin Brockovich?
272
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,259
- Learn how to fucking drive?
- (Hicks chuckling)
273
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,858
Besides sue
the moccasins off you?
274
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:06,226
Don't have to sue me to get
them off. What's your sign?
275
00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:10,265
Hm, I'll think
of something.
276
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,506
Damn.
You two look good.
277
00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:16,877
Let's go.
278
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,077
Il faut qu'on parle.
279
00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:20,881
Anglais,
s'il vous plait.
280
00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:23,853
- We need to talk.
- About what?
281
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:26,253
We'll be back.
282
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:27,615
Skids!
283
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,787
- I know!
- It's 2cock.
284
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:30,785
Roald.
285
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,286
I'm not gonna
fucking say that.
286
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,888
Alright, let's
get fucking hammered!
287
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,286
(Cheering)
288
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:45,571
♪
289
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,280
- Boys.
- Boys.
290
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:53,981
- Boys!
- Boys.
291
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,746
Doing well I see.
292
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,551
- Guess what we did.
- What's that?
293
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,423
Started our own
beer league team.
294
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,322
Nice. Beer league checks
all the boxes, boys.
295
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,058
Booze. Boys...
296
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,761
Yeah, I think that's
pretty much it, buddy.
297
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,892
Booze and the boys.
Love beer league, boys.
298
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,598
You're playing us
this weekend.
299
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:11,999
Good. Just don't
work too hard.
300
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,574
Yeah, no one likes a beer
league hero, boys. Relax.
301
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,500
Don't worry about it. We phone
it straight the fuck in.
302
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,070
- Good.
- Relax.
303
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,935
But we got a guy who
can't be turned off.
304
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,443
- No.
- Not--
305
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,675
BOTH:
Shoresy.
306
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,013
SHORESY:
Give your balls a tug.
307
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,947
- Wait, you know this guy?
- SHORESY: Fuck yeah.
308
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:29,419
Saw 'em at a Halloween party
dressed as the twins from
309
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,148
The Shining and almost
shot 'gurt
310
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,693
through my Dorothy skirt.
311
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,252
(Chuckling)
You were dressed as
Dorothy for Halloween?
312
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:37,257
SHORESY: You bet. The dress
looked good on me,
313
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,159
but it'll look better on your
mum's bedroom floor,
314
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,361
- you fucking loser.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
315
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,197
Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom
wanted to go with me as Toto
316
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,873
but I said short trip,
you're already a fucking dog.
317
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,832
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.
318
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:51,168
Your mom got refused
entry to that party for
319
00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:52,673
coming in blackface.
320
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,605
Glad I came in blackface
before we left her bungalow.
321
00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:56,711
Fuck you, Shoresy!
322
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,036
Were you really
taking down their moms?
323
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,710
- No!
- SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.
324
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,009
I'd still be with her,
325
00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,946
but she ignored
Lacy and Macy's safe word.
326
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,482
- It's Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.
327
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,817
So, it is true.
328
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:06,891
No!
329
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,222
Fuck you, Jonesy.
I dumped your mom
330
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,117
and she sent me flowers
like I'm a fucking broad.
331
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,457
Fuck you, Shoresy.
332
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,131
Fuck you, Reilly. Your mom
said she'd do anything
333
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,500
to get me back so I've got
her running around town
334
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,999
on my Pokémon Go.
335
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,900
Fuck you, Shoresy!
We're done.
336
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,965
Fuck you, Jonesy.
How do you think I feel?
337
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,501
I gotta fuck your mom
one more time
338
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,907
because she's still got my
Game Boy Colour.
339
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,011
- BOTH: Fuck!
- SHORESY: Fucking Pokémons,
340
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,080
gotta catch 'em all,
you piece of shit.
341
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:35,513
♪ She's got sugar
on the inside ♪
342
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,978
♪ Honey so sweet
that money can't buy ♪
343
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:43,218
♪ She's got sugar
on the inside ♪
344
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:45,385
You worried about
The Devil Wears Prada?
345
00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:47,034
(Scoffing)
No.
346
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:48,759
Thanks for shaking
it out there.
347
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,398
What if
she tries to sue you?
348
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,699
Global corporation tries
to take down a First Nations
349
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:55,601
mom and pop shop?
I'd like to see her try.
350
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,868
Besides, I'm Mohawk.
I'm Bear Clan.
351
00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,413
- This logo is ours.
- Careful, Auntie.
352
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:03,109
Listen, Shark Tank can come
after us if she wants to,
353
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,535
but you know what
we're gonna do?
354
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,677
DAN: Learn how
to fucking drive?
355
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:06,851
(Hicks chuckling)
356
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:08,879
Enjoy the day with
our championship team
357
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,084
and our championship drink.
358
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:15,916
♪ She's got sugar
on the inside ♪
359
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:20,455
♪ She's got sugar on
the inside ♪
360
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,556
(Whistling)
361
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,555
Good sound.
362
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,126
(Scoffing)
Duh.
363
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,127
What are you called?
364
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,628
2cock Chakur.
365
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,440
That is the stupidest
name I've ever heard.
366
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,909
- Just 2cock.
- The kids will love it.
367
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:36,138
- They already do.
- So do the ladies.
368
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,078
Let's talk.
369
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,610
(Both laughing)
370
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,246
What? Did you come to sue
the mukluks off me?
371
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,221
I said moccasins, and come on,
global corporation
372
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,151
takes down First Nations
mom and pop shop?
373
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,089
How would that look?
374
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,990
Hm, I like
the way you think.
375
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,555
I can't poop
your party that way.
376
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,990
- Lovely. Later.
- But guess what I can do?
377
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,499
- Learn how to fucking drive?
- (Hicks chuckling)
378
00:14:56,562 --> 00:15:00,172
Hurt you. Much worse.
In other ways.
379
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,802
The Kerry County Eagles First
Nations Senior Hockey Team.
380
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:06,265
Championship First Nations
senior hockey team.
381
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,165
About that...
382
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,180
Your rez's rules state
that in order to play
383
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,512
for the Native team,
you must be Native.
384
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,308
You sure all your
players are Native?
385
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:17,646
Listen, it chaps my ass more
than anyone's that everyone
386
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,853
and their fucking dog
is part Native now,
387
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,789
but read the fuckin
Canadian Indian Act, alright?
388
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,191
Oh, hm. Well.
389
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:28,656
How about I read some
Ancestry.com results instead?
390
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:31,004
Reilly, Jones, and Shore.
391
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,000
Are they triplets
or something?
392
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:36,142
(Chuckling)
Yeah, triplets with
all different last names?
393
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,868
Fucking idiot.
394
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,037
Oh, I just ask because
395
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:43,875
their Ancestory.com
results are identical.
396
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,213
- What?
- Huh?
- How?
397
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,378
Because the DNA submitted for
all three of them
398
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,878
was the same.
399
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,390
It's like
the shotguns are cocks.
400
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,152
(Both laughing)
401
00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,731
The directions said to spit
in a cup and send it in.
402
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,704
So we spit in the cup
like the directions said.
403
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,299
You spit in
separate cups, right?
404
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,902
BOTH:
Yes!
405
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,067
It said just spit in
the cup and then send it in!
406
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,165
So, we spit in
the cup and sent it in!
407
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,514
You sent it in?
408
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,408
Who sent it in?
409
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,736
BOTH:
Shoresy.
410
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,011
(Sighing)
411
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,417
BOTH:
Shoresy!
412
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,193
As official sponsor
of the National Senior
413
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:30,259
Hockey Championship,
until it is determined
414
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:34,192
whose DNA was submitted
for all three players,
415
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:38,556
I must revoke the Kerry County
Eagles championship status.
416
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:39,597
No.
417
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,595
ALL:
No.
418
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,266
BOTH:
No!
419
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,736
Good luck building your brand
on the backs of disgraced
420
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,113
former National Senior
Hockey Champions,
421
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,405
the conniving
Kerry County Eagles.
422
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:55,714
JJ.
423
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:59,348
That cup belonged to
the Tree River Lakers.
424
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,015
Fucking Tree Rivers.
425
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:04,522
(Crowd gasping)
426
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:05,956
Reilly! Jones!
427
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,595
Remember when I said this
hat belonged on the head
428
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,098
of a real athlete?
429
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,700
Not washed up never-have-been
taking a victory lap
430
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:14,732
through whale shit?
431
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,137
BOTH:
Yeah.
432
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,971
Well, here's what
that looks like.
433
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,538
Je t'ai dit qu'il fallait
qu'on parle.
434
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,542
Anglais, s'il vous plait.
435
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,644
- I have a new boyfriend.
- Oh?
436
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,310
I wanted you
to hear it from me.
437
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,748
'Kay.
438
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,650
Katy, I have
a new boyfriend.
439
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,645
Oh?
440
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,376
I wanted you
to hear it from me.
441
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:33,488
'Kay.
442
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,256
(Chuckling)
443
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:46,634
(Kissing)
444
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,070
Excuse me.
Hi, yeah.
445
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,402
Would that be your car that's
parked all snugged up
446
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:55,908
against the back door
blocking the fire exit?
447
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:59,081
Learn how
to fucking drive!
448
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,506
Where's Wayne?
449
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,181
(The Stills' "Lola Stars and
Stripes" plays)
450
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:25,270
♪
451
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:46,228
♪ We all need
to feel secure ♪
452
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:50,831
♪ We're so
middle class ♪
453
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:54,903
♪ But I'm still
waiting for next week's ♪
454
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:59,067
♪ Chemical blast ♪
455
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:09,148
♪
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