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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,690 [WIND HOWLS] 2 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:25,159 [CLOCK TICKING] 3 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,408 [OBJECT THUDS] 4 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:52,720 HO, HO, HO. YES, YES, THIS IS LOVELY. 5 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:55,989 OH, THIS ONE CERTAINLY. 6 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:58,226 LET ME CHECK MY LIST. 7 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:02,230 SCHMEIKERT, SCHMUCKLY, AND SCHMUCKER. 8 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,731 YES. 9 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:50,344 * GOT A WIFE AND TWO KIDS, ALL GATHERED AROUND * 10 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:52,246 * A 20-POUND TURKEY * 11 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,715 * SNOW ON THE GROUND * 12 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:59,587 * WHO SAYS THERE AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS? * 13 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:05,526 * ERIC WANTS A GLOVE, HE TEARS INTO A BOX * 14 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,795 * HIS EYES ARE WIDE WITH WONDER * 15 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:10,264 * I SIT BACK AND WATCH * 16 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:14,835 * WHO SAYS THERE AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS? * 17 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:21,175 * I HAVEN'T HEARD A SINGLE REINDEER * 18 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:24,278 * RUNNING ON MY ROOF * 19 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:28,949 * I JUST LOOK INTO MY CHILDREN'S EYES * 20 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:32,320 * AND THERE I SEE MY PROOF * 21 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:36,490 * AND COULD IT BE THAT JOLLY OLD MAN * 22 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:40,027 * RIDING IN HIS SLEIGH? * 23 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:43,531 * IS REALLY JUST THE KID IN US * 24 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:48,369 * ON EVERY CHRISTMAS DAY * 25 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:55,075 * WHO SAYS THERE AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS? * 26 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:58,746 * MOLLY GETS A DOLL, AND MOMMA'S CAMERA CLICKS * 27 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,714 * GUESS WE ALL GET THE PUPPY * 28 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,850 * HE'S GETTING IN HIS LICKS * 29 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:10,090 * WHO SAYS THERE AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS? * 30 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:14,362 * I'M TRYING TO READ A CARD IN CROOKED RED AND BLUE * 31 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:18,566 * ONLY PART THAT REALLY MATTERS IS "DADDY, WE LOVE YOU" * 32 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:25,439 * WHO SAYS THERE AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS? * 33 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:29,943 * I HAVEN'T HEARD A SINGLE REINDEER * 34 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:32,813 * RUNNING ON MY ROOF * 35 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:37,385 * I JUST LOOK INTO MY CHILDREN'S EYES * 36 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:40,888 * AND THERE I SEE MY PROOF * 37 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:45,259 * AND COULD IT BE THAT JOLLY OLD MAN * 38 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:48,596 * RIDING IN HIS SLEIGH? * 39 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:52,300 * IS REALLY JUST THE KID IN US * 40 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:56,737 * ON EVERY CHRISTMAS DAY * 41 00:03:56,770 --> 00:04:01,775 * WHO SAYS THERE AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS? * 42 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:13,587 [MALE NEWSCASTER] IS IT ANIMAL CRUELTY OR JUST SENIOR PRANK FUN? 43 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,790 GOOD MORNING, ARIZONA. I'M ANDERSON HEMMER. 44 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:20,027 THERE'S BREAKING NEWS OUT OF WASHINGTON, D.C. THIS MORNING, 45 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,429 WHEN THE NATIONAL MOVEMENT 46 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,397 TO BAN THE BELIEF IN SANTA CLAUS 47 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:24,932 CAME TO A HEAD EARLY THIS MORNING. 48 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,835 THE SENATE OVERWHELMINGLY APPROVED THE VOTE 49 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,437 82 TO 18 50 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:32,005 TO BAN THE BELIEF IN JOLLY OL' SAINT NICK. 51 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:34,508 AND SPEARHEADING THE NATIONAL MOVEMENT ON THIS 52 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:37,545 IS OUR OWN ARIZONA U.S. SENATOR MAX SCHMUCKER. 53 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:41,014 AS A GENERATION, WE HAVE FAILED 54 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,083 BECAUSE OF OUR GREED AND OUR FOLLY. 55 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,519 OUR CHILDREN FACE A HARD FUTURE 56 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:48,622 RIFE WITH STRUGGLE AND TURMOIL. 57 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:51,992 WE CAN'T PREPARE THEM FOR THIS HARD FUTURE 58 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,494 BY FEEDING THEM A LIE 59 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,529 ABOUT A JOLLY, FAT MISANTHROPE 60 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:58,366 WHO COMES IN THE NIGHT AND GRANTS THEIR WISHES. 61 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:02,202 WE MUST TEACH THEM THE LESSONS THAT WE HAVE LEARNED. 62 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,137 WE ARE ALL, EACH ONE OF US, 63 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:06,139 IN CHARGE OF OUR OWN DESTINY, 64 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:09,877 AND THEREFORE MUST GRANT OUR OWN WISHES. 65 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:10,911 ON THE LOCAL FRONT-- 66 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:15,549 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT GUY? 67 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:18,652 WHY AREN'T PEOPLE BELIEVING IN SANTA ANYMORE, DADDY? 68 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,521 I DON'T KNOW, SWEETHEART. 69 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:24,324 DAVID BAXTER SAYS IT'S BECAUSE NO ONE CAN SEE SANTA. 70 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:27,761 WHO CARES WHAT STINKY OLD DAVEY BAXTER THINKS ANYWAY. 71 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:30,431 JUST BECAUSE SOME SENATOR DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS 72 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:31,832 DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE CAN'T, RIGHT? 73 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,333 YEP. THAT'S RIGHT. 74 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:34,502 [ALARM BEEPS] 75 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:35,736 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S THE BUS, GUYS. 76 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,371 LAST ONE TO THE BUS IS A POOPER SCOOPER. 77 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,172 YOU GOT YOUR HOMEWORK? GOT IT. 78 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:40,374 ZACH, YOU GOT YOUR HOMEWORK? 79 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:42,443 WAIT UP, ZACH. OKAY. 80 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:49,249 SENATOR SCHMUCKER, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE PRESIDENCY? 81 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:52,019 SENATOR, ARE YOU CONSIDERING A CAMPAIGN? 82 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,321 LISTEN, IF A RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY'S IN THE CARDS, 83 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,390 I'LL CERTAINLY TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY, 84 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:57,758 BUT IN THE MEANTIME 85 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:01,161 ALL OF MY FOCUS IS ON REMOVING THE SANTA MYTHOS 86 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,930 FROM OUR CULTURE AND CERTAINLY OUR SCHOOLS. 87 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,932 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE OUR GOVERNMENT'S WORK TO DO. 88 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,333 SENATOR-- 89 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,603 VULTURES, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM. 90 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:11,672 THEY'RE NOT LIKE VULTURES, MAX. 91 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,374 THEY WON'T UNTIL YOU DIE BEFORE THEY EAT YOU. 92 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:17,511 YOU KNOW, MAX, I HOPE YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT UP 93 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,547 IN THIS WHOLE SANTA THING. 94 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,315 IF THEY WANT YOU TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ECONOMY, 95 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:24,084 ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ECONOMY. OKAY? 96 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:28,689 I WILL. IF THEY ASK SMART QUESTIONS, I WILL ANSWER THEM. 97 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:29,957 TEETH. 98 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:35,062 MM, LOVELY. 99 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,565 YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING YOU SAY. 100 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:40,668 WELL, THEN DON'T. 101 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:44,438 DRIVE, CAN WE JUST MOVE ALONG, PLEASE? 102 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,973 CAN YOU BACK UP FIRST? 103 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,115 SO ABRAHAM LINCOLN 104 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,618 AND STEPHEN A. DOUGLAS 105 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,588 TOURED THE COUNTRY DEBATING THE MORALITY OF SLAVERY 106 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,222 AND THE LOGIC BEHIND IT. 107 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,759 NOW, WHO REMEMBERS WHAT YEAR THESE DEBATES TOOK PLACE? 108 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:13,867 MILEY. WHAT'S THAT, MILEY? 109 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:19,306 IT'S SANTA. HE'S SAD BECAUSE NO ONE BELIEVES IN HIM ANYMORE. 110 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:24,444 EXCEPT FOR ME AND ZACH. 111 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:27,080 I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS. 112 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,582 YOU DO? 113 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:34,454 MS. PIPKIN, MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, PLEASE? 114 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:41,762 LEGISLATION BANNING SANTA CLAUS HAS PASSED. 115 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,396 THERE'S NO MORE SANTA CLAUS. 116 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,298 YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM IN CLASS. 117 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:47,167 NO PICTURES, NO SANTA CLAUS. 118 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,936 YES, SIR, I UNDERSTAND. 119 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:52,272 THANK YOU. 120 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,941 THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, CLASS. 121 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,510 HOMEWORK WILL BE DUE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING. 122 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,883 BYE, MILEY. 123 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,151 BYE, ELISA. 124 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:36,349 THEY'RE GETTING RID OF SANTA, AREN'T THEY? 125 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,652 I'M AFRAID SO, SWEETIE. 126 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,621 NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN 127 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:43,190 IF SANTA WOULD JUST SHOW THE WORLD HE'S OUT THERE. 128 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,692 OH, MILEY-- 129 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,577 [GRUNTING] 130 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,595 HEY. 131 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,263 [SIGHS] HEY. 132 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,135 I GUESS YOU HEARD, HUH? 133 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,704 YEAH. 134 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:34,441 WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BAN SANTA FROM CHRISTMAS? 135 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:37,344 I MEAN, WHY? 136 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,779 I DON'T KNOW. 137 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:58,832 HEY, HOW Y'ALL DOING? 138 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,868 [MILEY] HI, DADDY. HI, SASHA. 139 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:11,211 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT RUMPLED OLD POSTER? 140 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,913 UH-- [SIGHS] 141 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:58,325 [RUMBLING] 142 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:07,134 YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? 143 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,903 LOGAN POWER. [GRUNTS] 144 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,405 THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE-- 145 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,673 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 146 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,675 OH, GOD, CAN'T YOU KNOCK? 147 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,045 COME ON. THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE BARN. COME ON, COME ON. 148 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,980 OH, MY GOD! 149 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,148 [SHOUTING] 150 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,383 DID YOU SEE THAT? 151 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,651 WHAT? 152 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,886 COME ON. HURRY UP. 153 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:30,190 DO YOU NOT SEE ME RUNNING? 154 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,725 WHAT DO YOU SEE? 155 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,965 [MAN] HO, HO, HO, DON'T WORRY. 156 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,032 WOW. 157 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,133 WHAT IS IT? 158 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,368 SANTA. 159 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,803 SANTA? 160 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,111 WHERE'S SANTA? 161 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,246 HE WAS HERE. 162 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,382 I SAW HIM. 163 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,649 YOU'RE JUST IMAGINING THINGS. 164 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,219 NO, HE WAS HERE. 165 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,553 ASK LEROY. 166 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,857 OKAY, FINE, I'LL ASK LEROY. 167 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,793 HEY, LEROY, WAS SANTA HERE? 168 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:10,197 DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT. 169 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,698 LISTEN, WE SHOULD GET BACK TO THE HOUSE. 170 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,833 MOM AND DAD WILL WONDER WHERE WE ARE. 171 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,701 BUT I KNOW HE WAS HERE. 172 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,369 COME ON. 173 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,574 I'M TELLING YOU, I KNOW WHAT I SAW. 174 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,476 YEAH, YEAH, I'M SURE YOU DID. 175 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,245 YOU BELIEVE ME, PLEASE. 176 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,479 WHATEVER. 177 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,982 SANTA WAS THERE, I PROMISE YOU. 178 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:34,054 YEAH, AND THE EASTER BUNNY'S IN THE KITCHEN. 179 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,488 COME ON. 180 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,226 I'M TELLING YOU. YOU SAW THE LIGHT. 181 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,493 IT WAS MAGICAL, 182 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,529 AND SANTA WAS THERE. 183 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,597 YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU? 184 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,934 MILEY, COME ON. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. 185 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,142 [CHUCKLES] 186 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,687 JUST FOLLOW ME. 187 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,456 BE GENTLE. 188 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,160 SO WHAT ARE THESE COOKIES FOR? 189 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,829 THEY'RE FOR SANTA. WHO ELSE WOULD THEY BE FOR? 190 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:35,115 MAN, THESE COOKIES MOM MADE ARE REALLY GOOD. 191 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,386 YOU FEED LEROY. I GOT DUKE. 192 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,590 [MUTTERS] 193 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,297 DUKE, WANT A CARROT? 194 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,800 [MILEY GIGGLES] 195 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:59,506 LOOK. OH, YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT. 196 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,908 THAT WAS A HARD BITE. 197 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,577 [WHISPERING] MILEY. 198 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,979 YEAH? 199 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,817 GOTCHA. YES! 200 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:48,055 HEY! HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS? 201 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,589 COME HERE, YOU LITTLE BOOGER. 202 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:53,826 HOLD STILL. WE AREN'T GOING TO HURT YOU. I PROMISE. 203 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,495 YOU CAN COME OUT. 204 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,230 WE HAVE YOUR LITTLE FRIEND. 205 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,866 YEAH, COME ON OUT. GAME'S UP. 206 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,435 WE MEAN NO HARM, SANTA. 207 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,104 HONEST. 208 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,806 [SANTA] HO, HO, HO. 209 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,942 HO, HO, HO, HO. 210 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,378 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO. 211 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,449 WOW. YOU'RE BIG. 212 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,386 IT IS YOU. 213 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,322 HO, HO, HO, HO. 214 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:26,926 CLEVER LITTLE ONES, AREN'T YOU? 215 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,695 TOO CLEVER. 216 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,696 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 217 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,964 HO, HO, HO, HO. 218 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,500 THIS WILL GO ON THE NAUGHTY LIST, YOU KNOW. 219 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,202 OH, THERE, THERE, ELLIOT. 220 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,304 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO COULDN'T RESIST THE COOKIES. 221 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,707 WELL, DASHER AND DANCER, I KNOW, BUT... 222 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:44,511 BESIDES, WE ARE GUESTS IN THEIR HOME. 223 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,516 YOU CAN BE A GUEST ANYTIME, SANTA. 224 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,018 WE SAW THE GLOW EARLIER. 225 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,752 MY SISTER SAID SHE SAW YOU. 226 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,522 HM, IT SEEMS SHE DID. 227 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,657 BUT HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 228 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:01,561 WELL, THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION. 229 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,496 WE GOT HERE-- 230 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,467 HM. WE GOT HERE-- 231 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,171 HOW EXACTLY DID WE GET HERE, ELLIOT? 232 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,673 I DON'T REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD-- 233 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,209 YOU SEE, WE TRAVEL 234 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,111 THROUGH A SERIES OF MAGIC PORTALS 235 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,779 THAT TAKE US ALL AROUND THE WORLD. 236 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,913 PORTALS? 237 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,950 YES, LIKE A MAGIC DOOR 238 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,685 OR A PASSAGE. 239 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:26,986 RIGHTEOUS. 240 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,821 RIGHTEOUS INDEED. 241 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,591 SO THE LAST THING I REMEMBER, 242 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,627 WE WERE GOING AROUND THE WORLD 243 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,230 AND CHECKING TO SEE IF THE CHILDREN HAD BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE 244 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,499 IN THE FINE TOWNS OF TIMBUKTU 245 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,933 AND KALAMAZOO 246 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,436 WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WE FOUND OURSELVES HERE 247 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,704 IN HOPE, ARIZONA 248 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,039 INSTEAD OF THE NORTH POLE. 249 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,541 THERE MUST'VE BEEN A SHORT IN THE SYSTEM. 250 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,709 HM. 251 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,611 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK? 252 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,779 WE CAN'T. 253 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,615 WHATEVER THE GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM IS, 254 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,983 WON'T ALLOW US. 255 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,151 SYSTEM? 256 00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,652 YOU'VE USED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS. 257 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,189 OH, ELLIOT, IT'S OKAY. 258 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:06,759 THE TRUTH IS THAT WE DON'T KNOW. 259 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:10,330 THE MAGIC PORTALS ARE NOT WORKING THE WAY THAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO AT THIS MOMENT. 260 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,499 THAT MEANS YOU'RE STUCK HERE WITH US? 261 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,934 HM, IT WOULD SEEM SO. 262 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,770 YOU CAN STAY HERE FOR EVER, SANTA. 263 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,440 [CHUCKLES] OH, MILEY LOGAN. 264 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,976 YOU HAVE ALWAYS HAD AN EXTRA SPECIAL HEART. 265 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,245 HOW DO YOU KNOW HER NAME? 266 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,215 ZACH, I KNOW ALL THE NAMES 267 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,050 OF ALL THE CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD. 268 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,052 WOW, SO IT IS TRUE. 269 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,554 [CHUCKLES] 270 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,888 SO WHAT NOW? 271 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,392 WELL... [CLEARS THROAT] 272 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,894 FIRST OF ALL, 273 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,796 YOU MUSTN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT US. 274 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,533 IT'S ONE OF THE SPECIAL RULES THAT WE HAVE TO FOLLOW. 275 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,934 RULES? OH, YES. 276 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,337 EVEN SANTA HAS RULES. 277 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,239 IN FACT WE HAVE A RULE BOOK. 278 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:56,243 WHOA, THAT'S BIG. 279 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,810 THERE'S ONLY ONE PAGE? 280 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,079 I HEARD THEY HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK. 281 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:03,183 [CHUCKLES] RULE NUMBER ONE. 282 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:06,553 NEVER SHOW YOURSELVES TO MORTALS. 283 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,890 OH, UH, UNLESS WE ENCOUNTER THE OCCASIONAL ACCIDENT, OF COURSE, 284 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,626 LIKE YOU SEEING US. 285 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,927 RULE NUMBER TWO. 286 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,630 WE CAN NEVER USE OUR POWERS FOR EVIL. 287 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,232 WHO WOULD WANT TO? 288 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,600 I DON'T KNOW. 289 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,635 I DON'T EITHER. RULE NUMBER THREE. 290 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:26,072 AND PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL. 291 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,509 WE MUST NEVER INTERFERE WITH THE LIVES OF MORTALS 292 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,710 IN ANY WAY. 293 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,111 HM. 294 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,846 WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU BREAK A RULE? 295 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:40,187 DON'T KNOW. NEVER DONE IT. 296 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,523 YOU THINK WE COULD TRUST THEM? 297 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,892 YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH US, SANTA. 298 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,894 SCOUT'S HONOR. 299 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:50,897 I BELIEVE YOU, ZACH. 300 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,599 YOUR PARENTS WILL BE BACK SOON. 301 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,067 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 302 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,603 YOU BEST GET HOPPING. 303 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,471 OKAY. 304 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,976 WAIT, IF YOU FIX YOUR GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM, 305 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,846 YOU WON'T LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE, WILL YOU? 306 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,181 OF COURSE NOT. 307 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,483 SCOUT'S HONOR. 308 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,721 OH, WAIT. 309 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,956 IT WOULD BE A SERIOUS MAR ON MY REPUTATION 310 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,626 IF YOU LEFT MY PRESENCE WITHOUT A LITTLE SOMETHING. 311 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,531 THANKS, SANTA. 312 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,401 WHOA, LET ME SEE. COME ON. 313 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,441 STEVE WAS FINISHING SHOEING BUCKY, AND HE KICKED, 314 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,876 AND STEVE ABOUT JUMPED OUT OF HIS BOOTS, 315 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,145 AND, WELL, AND SOMETHING ELSE. 316 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,514 SO HOW WAS SCHOOL? 317 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,450 FINE, I GUESS. 318 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:47,554 THEY STARTED TAKING DOWN THE SANTA DECORATIONS. 319 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,056 SO THAT'S WHERE THE POSTER IN YOUR ROOM CAME FROM. 320 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,358 MM-HM. 321 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,394 WELL, I LIKE IT. IT WAS, LIKE, LIFE-SIZE. 322 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,296 LIFE-SIZE? NOT EVEN CLOSE. 323 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,197 HE'S A GOOD 6' 7" AT LEAST. 324 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,501 REALLY? [CHUCKLES] 325 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,169 OH, YOU KNOW, SO I'VE BEEN TOLD. 326 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,771 I MIGHT'VE READ IT SOMEWHERE. 327 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,641 HM. 328 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,377 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT NECKLACE? 329 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,147 GUMBALL MACHINE AT SCHOOL. 330 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:19,586 ANYWAY, THAT SCHMUCKER GUY HAS NO CLUE WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 331 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,888 WELL, HE'S ENTITLED TO HIS OPINION. 332 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,690 EVEN IF WE DON'T LIKE IT. 333 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,158 HE'S ENTITLED TO A LOT MORE THAN THAT. HM. 334 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,795 LOGAN POWER. [CHUCKLES] 335 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,430 HONEY. 336 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,732 I'M GOING TO GO DO THE BARN CHECK BEFORE DARK. 337 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,668 NO, DAD. WHY DON'T YOU LET MILEY AND ME DO IT? 338 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,771 YEAH, DAD. 339 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:42,342 I APPRECIATE THE OFFER, BUT DON'T Y'ALL HAVE SOME HOMEWORK TO DO? 340 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,877 AT LEAST LET US HELP YOU. 341 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,679 WE'LL GET OUT HOMEWORK DONE. 342 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,315 PROMISE. 343 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,319 HUH, I DON'T FEEL A FEVER. 344 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,554 READY TO DO IT, THEN? 345 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,424 MM-HM. LET'S GO. GO. 346 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,125 ALL RIGHT, HOMEWORK RIGHT WHEN YOU GET BACK. 347 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:02,228 LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU. 348 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,963 DON'T KEEP THEM OUT TOO LONG. 349 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,432 I WON'T. 350 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,842 WAIT, WAIT, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. 351 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,277 WHAT IS IT? 352 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,448 UM, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. 353 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:26,886 YOU SEE, LEROY AND DUKE MIGHT NOT BE READY FOR YOU YET. 354 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:29,088 MM-HM. 355 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,790 LEROY AND DUKE MAY NOT BE READY? 356 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,459 YEAH, DADDY. 357 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,094 ANIMALS NEED THEIR PRIVACY, TOO. 358 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,464 [CHUCKLES] IS THAT SO? 359 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:40,733 YEAH, THEY TAUGHT US THAT IN SCHOOL. 360 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:46,105 OH. MY TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK, HUH? 361 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,709 OKAY. [WHISTLING] 362 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,146 THINK THEY HAD ENOUGH TIME? 363 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,383 I'LL CHECK. 364 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,156 OKAY, COAST IS CLEAR. 365 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,726 THEY TAUGHT US THAT IN SCHOOL, TOO. 366 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,828 NOW I'LL SLEEP BETTER AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT. 367 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:12,231 ALL RIGHT. 368 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,000 HEY, LEROY, HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? 369 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,201 HEY, LEROY. 370 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:16,936 HEY. 371 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,847 Y'ALL EAT ALL THOSE? 372 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,549 WELL, WE WEREN'T SURE 373 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,451 WHAT TIME YOU AND MOM WERE GOING TO BE BACK, 374 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,453 AND WE WERE-- WE WERE-- 375 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:34,787 WE WERE HUNGRY. 376 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,457 REALLY. 377 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,459 YOU KNOW ABOUT SWEETS BEFORE DINNER. 378 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:41,694 WE KNOW. 379 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,764 CAN'T SAY I BLAME YOU. 380 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,366 PRETTY DARN GOOD, AREN'T THEY? 381 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,270 [CHUCKLES] ALL RIGHT. 382 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:55,408 Y'ALL TAKE THIS WHEELBARROW OVER THERE AND CLEAN SOME STALLS. 383 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,912 DAD, DO YOU WANT ALL THE STALLS 384 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,247 OR JUST DUKE'S? 385 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,415 THANKS. 386 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:03,750 ANYTIME, JOE. 387 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:12,124 I GOTTA LAY OFF THOSE HABANERAS 388 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,192 CLEAN THEM ALL. 389 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,627 OKAY. 390 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:19,599 MAN, YOU ARE SO CLEANING THE FIRST ONE. 391 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,188 MILEY. 392 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,894 LET'S GO. 393 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,936 WOW. COOL. 394 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,170 HO, HO, HO. 395 00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:00,172 IF ELLIOT AND I CAN'T BE AT THE NORTH POLE TONIGHT, 396 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:03,209 I THOUGHT I MIGHT BRING A BIT OF THE NORTH POLE TO US. 397 00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,444 HOW LONG DID THIS TAKE? 398 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,680 OOH, NOT LONG AT ALL. 399 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:10,683 NOW YOU SEE IT, AND NOW YOU DON'T. 400 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:12,151 WOW. 401 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:13,720 COOL. DO THAT AGAIN. 402 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,988 HO, HO, HO, HERE WE GO. 403 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,123 NOW YOU SEE IT. 404 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:20,993 AND NOW YOU DON'T. 405 00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:26,566 UH, NOW YOU SEE IT. NOW YOU DON'T. 406 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:33,806 UH, NOW YOU SEE IT. NOW YOU DON'T. 407 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,476 OOH. WHAT'S WRONG, SANTA? 408 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,411 I'M NOT SURE. 409 00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:41,247 IT'S LIKE TONIGHT, WHEN DAD WAS HERE, 410 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,949 THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL. 411 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,251 [MILEY] YEAH. THE GLITCH IN THE HITCH. 412 00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:47,453 MUST BE WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. 413 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:52,091 WHERE DID THAT HITCH OF YOURS COME FROM? 414 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:54,460 WHY, FROM YOU OF COURSE. 415 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,028 ME? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING-- 416 00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:57,664 FROM ALL OF YOU, 417 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,365 FROM THE WHOLE WORLD IN FACT. 418 00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:01,668 YOU SEE, IT'S YOUR BELIEF IN ME 419 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,369 THAT PROVIDES THE MAGICAL MOMENTS 420 00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:04,537 THAT SURROUND ME. 421 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:05,672 IT'S QUITE SIMPLE REALLY. 422 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:08,775 SO IF PEOPLE STOP BELIEVING. 423 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:11,410 THEN THE MAGICAL MOMENTS STOP AS WELL. 424 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:13,546 SAD BUT TRUE. 425 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:18,050 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU, SANTA? 426 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:23,790 WELL, I SUPPOSE EVENTUALLY I WOULD CEASE TO EXIST. 427 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,324 NO, YOU CAN'T, SANTA. 428 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,993 OH, NOW, NOW, NOW. 429 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,996 WE MUSTN'T WORRY ABOUT THINGS THAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT. 430 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,964 ALL WILL BE FINE. ALL IN GOOD TIME. 431 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:33,299 OKAY. 432 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:35,034 SANTA'S NOT DONE YET. 433 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:38,404 IT MUST HAVE TO DO WITH MAX SCHMUCKER'S PLAN 434 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:39,471 TO BAN YOU FROM CHRISTMAS. 435 00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:40,873 SCHMUCKER? 436 00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:43,275 HE WAS ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR YEARS AS A KID. 437 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:48,347 OH, SWEET LITTLE BOY. A BIT DIFFICULT, I SUPPOSE. 438 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,582 HE WAS NOTHING MORE THAN-- 439 00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:51,417 NOTHING MORE THAN A SAD LITTLE BOY 440 00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:53,986 WHO NEEDED LOVE AND AFFECTION. 441 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,689 IF THERE'S ONE THING WE'VE LEARNED IN THESE MODERN TIMES, 442 00:25:56,723 --> 00:26:00,392 IT'S THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS. 443 00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:03,195 YOU THINK HIS PLAN TO MAKE PEOPLE STOP BELIEVING IN YOU 444 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,898 IS CAUSING YOU TO LOSE YOUR MAGICAL POWERS? 445 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:08,234 WELL, IT IS A CAGEY COINCIDENCE. 446 00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:10,236 IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE, SANTA. 447 00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:13,139 THE DAY AFTER SCHMUCKER CALLED FOR THE VOTE 448 00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:14,974 THIS ALL STARTED TO HAPPEN. 449 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:17,443 WELL, WE'VE WEATHERED THE STORM OF NONBELIEVERS BEFORE, 450 00:26:17,476 --> 00:26:18,845 AND WE'VE ALWAYS COME OUT ALL RIGHT. 451 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:22,148 BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT. THIS IS A GLOBAL MOVEMENT. 452 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:26,653 OH, DEAR. 453 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,354 YOU MAY BE RIGHT. 454 00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:31,590 YOU'VE GOT TO LET THE WORLD KNOW YOU'RE HERE, SANTA, 455 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,225 THAT YOU EXIST. 456 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,161 BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 457 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:38,097 WE CAN'T WILLINGLY SHOW OURSELVES TO MORTALS. 458 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:39,331 YOU REMEMBER. 459 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:42,001 EVEN IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY? 460 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,904 EVEN IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY. 461 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,106 MORTALS SPOTTING US IS ONE THING, 462 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:50,409 BUT US WILLINGLY SHOWING OURSELVES, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, 463 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,578 NO MATTER WHAT. 464 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,613 OH, HAVE FAITH, LITTLE ONES. 465 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:57,650 THE MAN UPSTAIRS HAS A PLAN. 466 00:26:57,684 --> 00:26:59,151 HE ALWAYS DOES. 467 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:04,490 NOW, I SEE TWO CHILDREN WHO OUGHT TO BE IN BED. 468 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:06,625 THE NAUGHTY AND NICE RULES STILL APPLY 469 00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:08,360 DESPITE THE PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCES. 470 00:27:08,394 --> 00:27:10,062 AND I DO BELIEVE 471 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,263 THAT THE TWO OF YOU 472 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,331 SNUCK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE 473 00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:13,700 WITHOUT PERMISSION. 474 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:16,769 NOW, ELLIOT, I BELIEVE WE CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION 475 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:17,970 IN THIS ONE CASE. 476 00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:19,138 BUT I-- 477 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:22,742 BUT WE ARE GUESTS, LIVING IN THEIR BARN. 478 00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,579 WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE? 479 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:30,616 NOW, THAT'S A CONVERSATION FOR ANOTHER TIME. 480 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,551 COME ON, NOW, OFF TO BED. 481 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:34,721 OKAY, GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 482 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:37,757 GOOD NIGHT. MAY YOU DREAM OF CANDY-CANE KISSES 483 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:40,026 AND MILK-CHOCOLATE STARS. 484 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:53,505 OKAY, I THINK THEY'RE STILL ASLEEP. 485 00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:54,606 AWESOME. 486 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,744 HOW ARE WE GOING TO HELP SANTA? 487 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:00,246 WOW. OH, I GOT IT. 488 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:01,948 WHAT? 489 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:05,384 SANTA SAID HE COULDN'T KNOWINGLY SHOW HIMSELF TO OTHERS, RIGHT? 490 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,319 RIGHT. 491 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:09,621 BUT HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE 492 00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:11,223 DISCOVERING SANTA ON THEIR OWN. 493 00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:13,459 LIKE WE DID. 494 00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:15,127 OKAY, SO? 495 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:18,397 SO ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO IS GET SMUCKER, THE MEAN DUDE, 496 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:20,666 TO DISCOVER SANTA FOR HIMSELF. 497 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,568 ONCE HE SEES SANTA'S FOR REAL, 498 00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:24,570 HE'LL HAVE TO CALL OFF THE MOVEMENT. 499 00:28:24,603 --> 00:28:27,539 AND SANTA WILL GET HIS MAGICAL POWERS BACK. 500 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:29,708 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 501 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:34,146 BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT? 502 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:41,220 LEAVE THAT UP TO ME. 503 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,224 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 504 00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:47,593 YOU'LL SEE. 505 00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:49,829 I'M GETTING US OUT OF SCHOOL TOMORROW. 506 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,201 KIDS, COME ON. LET'S GET A MOVE ON. 507 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,803 BUS IS GOING TO BE HERE. 508 00:28:56,836 --> 00:29:01,240 [ZACH GROANING] ZACH? 509 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:02,708 ZACH? 510 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,110 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 511 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,312 [GROANS] 512 00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:07,713 OH, MY. 513 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,615 ALL RIGHT, BABY, JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE, OKAY? 514 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:11,283 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OKAY. 515 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:15,221 JOE. JOE. 516 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,222 YES! 517 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:18,858 MOMMA, MY TUMMY HURTS. 518 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:21,160 WHAT'S GOING ON? 519 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,361 THE KIDS ARE SICK. 520 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,496 OH, COOKIES. HUH, BUDDY? 521 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:26,765 UGH, LESSON LEARNED. 522 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:28,667 ALL RIGHT, GO GET IN BED. 523 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,102 [GROANS] OKAY. 524 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:31,904 JUST TRY AND GET SOME GINGER ALE OR SODA WATER 525 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,539 OR SOMETHING DOWN THEM, OKAY? 526 00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,474 HONEY, I'M GOING WITH YOU. 527 00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:37,176 NO, YOU'RE STAYING HERE. 528 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:39,311 STEVE'S HERE. HE CAN LOOK AFTER THEM. 529 00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:40,712 STEVE? REALLY. 530 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:42,514 YEAH. BABY, PLEASE? 531 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:44,716 JUST STAY. IT'S A CHECKUP. I'LL BE FINE. 532 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:46,252 ALL RIGHT? JUST LET THE SCHOOL KNOW. 533 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,454 AND IF YOU LEAVE, USE THE WALKIE'S, ALL RIGHT? 534 00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:50,122 ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU. 535 00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:52,024 LOVE YOU. CALL ME ON YOUR WAY HOME. 536 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:53,625 I WILL. ALL RIGHT. 537 00:29:53,659 --> 00:29:57,563 HUH, NOTHING LIKE A SUGAR COOKIE. 538 00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:01,968 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO THE TURN OUT. 539 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:04,837 I'M GOING TO WATCH STEVE RUN THAT COLT. ALL RIGHT? 540 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:07,406 OKAY, DAD. WE'LL BE IN OUR ROOMS. 541 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:08,707 CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME. 542 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,309 WILL DO. 543 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:12,811 ALL RIGHT. BE GOOD. 544 00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:21,187 WE'RE IN BUSINESS. 545 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:35,101 OKAY, I THINK THE COAST IS CLEAR. 546 00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:37,169 WHAT NOW? 547 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,540 NOW CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 548 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,964 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 549 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:06,933 YOU'LL SEE. 550 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:18,210 [BEEPS] 551 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:23,082 [BEEPS] 552 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:27,886 THAT SHOULD DO IT. 553 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,688 YOU SEE, THOSE MOTION SENSORS 554 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,323 SENDS A SIGNAL TO THIS BOX 555 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:32,724 THE SAME WAY THE SCHOOL BUS DOES 556 00:31:32,758 --> 00:31:34,260 WHEN IT COMES ONTO THE DRIVEWAY. 557 00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:36,462 THAT WAY WE'LL KNOW WHEN DAD COMES THROUGH THE GATE. 558 00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:37,930 GREAT IDEA. 559 00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:39,898 AND ALL WE GOTTA DO IS RUN BACK TO THE HOUSE 560 00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:41,167 AND WAIT FOR OUR CHECK-IN. 561 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,170 I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU ON THIS ONE, ZACHY. 562 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:46,172 NOT BAD FOR FIFTH GRADE, HUH? 563 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:55,214 PLAYING HOOKY FROM SCHOOL. 564 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,549 THAT'S DEFINITELY A VIOLATION. 565 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,051 OH, ELLIOT. 566 00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:01,420 NOW, YOU TWO LOOK LIKE YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING. 567 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:06,692 WELL, WE FIGURED, SINCE SCHMUCKER'S MOVEMENT IS PROBABLY BEHIND ALL THIS, 568 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,627 WE THOUGHT WE'D CHALLENGE HIM. 569 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:09,828 CHALLENGE HIM? 570 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:11,430 YEAH, TO A DEBATE. 571 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:12,898 A DEBATE? 572 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,034 YEAH, LIKE LINCOLN AND DOUGLAS. 573 00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:17,836 ZACH AND ME AGAINST HIM. 574 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:21,707 TWO KIDS AGAINST A WORLD RENOWNED POLITICIAN? 575 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:25,477 WE FIGURED WE HAVE THE ONE SECRET WEAPON THAT HE DOESN'T. 576 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:27,346 OH, WHAT'S THAT? 577 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:29,748 WE KNOW YOU EXIST. 578 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,717 HO, HO, HO. 579 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,552 SO TELL ME THIS. 580 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:36,688 HOW DO YOU PROPOSE TO GET MR. SCHMUCKER HERE? 581 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:38,690 [GIGGLES] 582 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:42,294 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, MR. SCHMUCKER? 583 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:45,864 MANO-A-MANO, WINNER TAKE ALL. 584 00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:50,036 UNLESS OF COURSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF LOSING TO A LITTLE GIRL. 585 00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:53,105 OOH. HO, HO, HO, HO... 586 00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:54,906 NOW I'LL I'VE GOT TO DO IS POST IT. 587 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,708 OKAY. COOL. 588 00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,544 THAT WAS WONDERFUL, MILEY. 589 00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:00,346 THANKS. 590 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:01,347 [BEEPS] 591 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,781 [BEEPING] WHAT'S THAT? 592 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,083 IT'S DAD. 593 00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:06,252 OH. OH, NO. 594 00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:08,054 IS HE HEADED TOWARDS THE HOUSE? 595 00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:11,757 NO, HE'S HEADING TOWARDS THE BARN. 596 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:13,192 OH. THE DECORATIONS. 597 00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:16,362 OH, NOW YOU SEE THEM. NOW YOU DON'T. 598 00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:18,064 [GROANS] 599 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:20,266 OH, BELLS OF HOLLY, WE'RE IN TROUBLE. 600 00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:23,435 NOW YOU SEE THEM. NOW YOU DON'T. 601 00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:24,936 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 602 00:33:24,970 --> 00:33:26,672 HE'S STILL GETTING CLOSER. 603 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:30,476 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO THIS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY. 604 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,344 LET'S GET BUSY! 605 00:33:32,378 --> 00:33:34,680 [CLAMORING] 606 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,661 CHILDREN, ELLIOT. 607 00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:52,331 WE MUST WORK TOGETHER. 608 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:56,568 [CHATTERING] 609 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:40,879 [ZACH ON WALKIE-TALKIE] ZACH TO PAPA JOE. COME IN, PAPA JOE. 610 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,481 HEY, ZACH. 611 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:46,185 DAD, YOU NEED TO COME TO THE HOUSE, LIKE, RIGHT NOW. 612 00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:47,419 I'M FIXING A SADDLE DUKE. 613 00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:49,388 I'LL BE UP IN A FEW MINUTES. ALL RIGHT? 614 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:52,924 DAD, IT'S LIFE OR DEATH. JUST PLEASE COME TO THE HOUSE. 615 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,360 ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 616 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:02,301 THIS KIND OF THING ISN'T GOOD FOR MY BLOOD PRESSURE. 617 00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:12,010 WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY? 618 00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:13,779 I'M HUNGRY. 619 00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:15,147 YOU'RE HUNGRY. 620 00:35:15,181 --> 00:35:16,848 YEAH, A MAN HAS TO EAT. 621 00:35:16,882 --> 00:35:18,484 THAT HE DOES. 622 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:20,652 I GUESS YOU'RE RUNNING ON EMPTY, AREN'T YOU? 623 00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:22,120 GUESS SO. 624 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:24,790 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO DOWN TO THE KITCHEN 625 00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:26,091 AND SEE WHAT WE CAN SCARE UP? 626 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,793 OH, I'M GOING TO HAVE SOME PA-TATERS. 627 00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:30,496 PA-TATERS? LET'S GO, BUDDY. 628 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:38,837 ALL RIGHT, WE GOT THE WORLD FAMOUS PB&J 629 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:40,639 FOR MY NUMBER-ONE FAVORITE SON. 630 00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:45,911 NOW, NEXT TIME YOU CALL ME, IT'S GONNA BE AN EMERGENCY. 631 00:35:45,944 --> 00:35:48,447 ATTA BOY. BE GOOD. ALL RIGHT? 632 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,420 ON TO PHASE TWO. 633 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:55,921 OKAY, SO I UPLOADED OUR VIDEO 634 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,756 ONTO ALL THE MAJOR SITES. 635 00:35:57,789 --> 00:36:02,160 YOU NAME IT-- NEWS CHANNEL, YOUTUBE, HULU, FACEBOOK, TWITTER, 636 00:36:02,194 --> 00:36:04,296 DOT THIS, DOT THAT, EVERYTHING. 637 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,997 IT'S THE WHOLE ENCHILADA. 638 00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:07,633 EXCELLENT. 639 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,401 NOW WHAT? 640 00:36:09,435 --> 00:36:11,470 I'M NOT REALLY SURE. 641 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:16,908 MAYBE WE JUST SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR ALL THE COMMENTS TO ROLL IN. 642 00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:19,645 YEAH, MAKES SENSE. 643 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:22,581 GET READY, SMUCKER. 644 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:23,782 GET READY. 645 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,971 HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN ASLEEP? 646 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:48,006 NOT SURE. 647 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,541 [GASPS] 648 00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:52,478 WE'VE SLEPT FOR THREE HOURS. 649 00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:54,680 LET'S SEE HOW MANY HITS WE GOT. 650 00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:02,888 THREE. 651 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:04,122 THREE? 652 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:05,357 THREE. 653 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:07,293 TRY THE NEXT SITE. 654 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:17,269 THIS ONE SAYS TWO. 655 00:37:17,303 --> 00:37:21,673 THAT'S WORSE THAN THE FIRST ONE. 656 00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:23,675 MI-MILEY. 657 00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,345 MILEY. WHAT? 658 00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:28,046 THESE KIND OF THINGS TAKE TIME. 659 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,481 THAT'S JUST IT. 660 00:37:29,515 --> 00:37:31,483 SANTA DOESN'T HAVE TIME. 661 00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:33,452 HE'S LOSING HIS MAGICAL POWERS 662 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:36,221 WITH EVERY SINGLE SECOND THAT GOES BY. 663 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,491 ALL BECAUSE OF ONE MAN. 664 00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:40,959 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT-- 665 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,160 YES, I DO. 666 00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:45,297 AND WE NEED TO GET HIM HERE. 667 00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:47,999 I KNOW. I KNOW. 668 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,301 I GOT AN IDEA. 669 00:37:49,335 --> 00:37:52,270 OKAY, SO THE MOMENT DAD LEAVES... 670 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:55,574 [WHISPERING] 671 00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:01,012 OKAY, THE COAST IS CLEAR. 672 00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:02,681 OKAY. 673 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:04,082 YOU GOT THE KEYS? 674 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,083 YEP. 675 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,618 LET'S GO. 676 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:17,095 SANTA, ELLIOT, WE'VE GOT AN IDEA. 677 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,697 WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? 678 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:20,999 [LAUGHS] 679 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,701 [ELLIOT] WHY AM I DRIVING? 680 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,703 [SANTA] BECAUSE I ONLY DRIVE THE SLEIGH. 681 00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:26,505 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. 682 00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:28,340 IT'S OKAY, ELLIOT. 683 00:38:28,374 --> 00:38:30,308 IT LOOKS SO EASY ON TV. 684 00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:31,743 JUST KEEP HER NICE AND STEADY. 685 00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:33,712 YOU'VE ONLY GOT ABOUT, LIKE, FIVE MORE MILES. 686 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:34,713 FIVE MORE MILES! 687 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:35,714 [TIRES SCREECH] 688 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:36,948 ELLIOT. ELLIOT. 689 00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:41,587 WHY FIVE MORE MILES? 690 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:43,321 THAT'S WHERE TOWN IS. 691 00:38:43,355 --> 00:38:46,091 AND WHY IS THAT SO IMPORTANT AGAIN? 692 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:47,693 WE CAN GET ON THE LOCAL NEWS 693 00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:50,128 AND SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT OUR CHALLENGE. 694 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:51,863 CLEVER LITTLE GIRL. 695 00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:53,699 [GIGGLES] 696 00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:56,728 OKAY, I THINK WE'RE GOOD TO GO. 697 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,533 [MAN] WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS EQUIPMENT AT? 698 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,101 I DON'T KNOW, COFFEE. WHAT IS IT? 699 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:04,603 SOUNDS STUFF. 700 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,338 PUT IT IN MATT'S OFFICE. I'M GOING ON MY BREAK. 701 00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:08,974 GET OUT OF THE WAY. 702 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:14,145 LET'S GO. 703 00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:25,991 OKAY. 704 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:32,397 WHOA, LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF. 705 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,132 WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK IT IS? 706 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:37,302 WILL IT BE OVER THERE? 707 00:40:37,335 --> 00:40:39,137 THAT ONE. HERE, GIVE IT TO ME. 708 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:40,539 OKAY. 709 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:44,175 OKAY, LET'S OPEN THIS UP. 710 00:40:44,209 --> 00:40:45,744 COME ON. 711 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,182 HEY! 712 00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:52,417 WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING IN HERE? 713 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,219 UH, WELL, WE'RE-- 714 00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:55,721 SPIT IT OUT. WE'RE LOST. 715 00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:57,556 WE'RE TRYING TO FIND THE BATHROOM. 716 00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:59,491 BATHROOM? MM-HM. 717 00:40:59,525 --> 00:41:01,960 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT BACK THERE? GIVE ME THAT. 718 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:03,862 GIVE ME THAT. 719 00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:06,665 YOU WERE GOING TO STEAL OUR KYLE COULD CHRISTMAS SEGMENT? 720 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:08,433 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU KIDS? 721 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,636 YOU GUYS ARE IN TROUBLE. I GOTTA CALL SECURITY. 722 00:41:10,669 --> 00:41:13,872 HEY, YOU GUYS ARE ON TV. 723 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:16,642 LOOK, WE DID IT. 724 00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:20,211 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS COULD'VE GOT ME FIRED OVER THIS. 725 00:41:20,245 --> 00:41:23,982 WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON HERE? 726 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:26,217 YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU A SECRET? 727 00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:27,919 YES, I DO. 728 00:41:27,953 --> 00:41:32,891 WELL, FIRST, DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS? 729 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,229 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DO. 730 00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:42,000 OKAY, SO THE PLAN IS-- 731 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:43,635 IT MIGHT SOUND CRAZY, 732 00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:45,270 BUT ZACH AND I WERE THINKING. 733 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,110 OH, HERE THEY COME. 734 00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:53,444 HOW DID IT GO? 735 00:41:53,478 --> 00:41:54,680 LET'S BEAT IT! 736 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:56,214 YOU EVER HEAR OF NASCAR? 737 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:57,382 WELL, DUH, WE GOT TV. 738 00:41:57,415 --> 00:41:59,450 WELL, THEN PEDAL THE METAL, DALE. 739 00:41:59,484 --> 00:42:00,752 BAM! 740 00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:15,500 HO, HO, HO, HO, YOU'RE DOING GREAT, ELLIOT. 741 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,335 JUST LIKE AN OLD PRO. 742 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,737 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 743 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:21,039 OH, YES. MOST DEFINITELY. 744 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:24,610 [GIGGLES] 745 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:26,712 [POLICE SIREN BLARES] 746 00:42:26,745 --> 00:42:28,313 UH-OH, WE GOT COMPANY. 747 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:35,020 I KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. 748 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,288 WHOEVER HEARD OF AN ELF GOING TO THE SLAMMER? 749 00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:55,741 SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING. 750 00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:57,976 I MAY HAVE JUST THE THING. TRY THIS. 751 00:42:58,009 --> 00:42:59,310 WHAT IS THAT? 752 00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:00,345 [CLEARS THROAT] 753 00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:01,747 GOOD AFTERNOON, OFFICER. 754 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:04,616 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. 755 00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:11,690 WELL, YOU SEE, WE DON'T REALLY HAVE THAT. 756 00:43:11,723 --> 00:43:14,726 ENOUGH WITH THE SMALL TALK. LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. 757 00:43:16,227 --> 00:43:21,499 HEY, YOU GUYS THE ONES TAKING PICTURES OVER AT THE MALL? 758 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:23,101 OH, NO, SIR, WE-- [CLEARS THROAT] 759 00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:24,670 JUST PASSING THROUGH. 760 00:43:24,703 --> 00:43:26,604 NEXT TOWN OVER MAYBE. 761 00:43:26,638 --> 00:43:29,775 I SWEAR I'VE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE BEFORE. 762 00:43:29,808 --> 00:43:32,978 I GUESS WE JUST GOT THOSE KINDS OF FACES. 763 00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:37,482 WELL, ALL RIGHTY. 764 00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:41,386 SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO LET US OFF WITH JUST A WARNING? 765 00:43:41,419 --> 00:43:43,154 NO. 766 00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:44,823 YOU WERE DOING 90 IN A 25. 767 00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:48,226 I'D PULL THE POPE MOBILE OVER DOING 90 IN A 25. 768 00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:49,394 [CHUCKLES] 769 00:43:49,427 --> 00:43:51,029 OKAY. 770 00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:53,732 GO, ZACH! GO! 771 00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:04,075 IS HE DEAD? 772 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,210 OF COURSE NOT. 773 00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:06,577 THIS IS SANTA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, 774 00:44:06,611 --> 00:44:07,713 NOT JACK THE RIPPER. 775 00:44:07,746 --> 00:44:10,515 IT'S ONLY SLEEPING SAND, ZACH. 776 00:44:10,548 --> 00:44:12,183 HE'LL BE FINE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 777 00:44:12,217 --> 00:44:13,785 OKAY. 778 00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:16,187 IN FACT HE'LL FEEL BETTER THAN HE HAS IN MANY YEARS. 779 00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:27,465 [SANTA CHUCKLES] 780 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:28,900 ALL RIGHT. 781 00:44:34,539 --> 00:44:36,607 HEY, I THINK DAD'S STILL IN THE CORRAL. 782 00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:38,109 WE MADE IT. 783 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,346 OH, NOT SO FAST. 784 00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:44,682 QUICK. EVERYBODY OUT OF THE TRUCK AND INTO THE BARN. 785 00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:47,085 INTO THE BARN. QUICK. 786 00:44:47,118 --> 00:44:49,220 OH, MY... WHAT? 787 00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:52,023 HELLO, SANTA. 788 00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:54,325 YOU CAN TALK? 789 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:55,660 YEAH, IT'S WILD. HUH? 790 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,163 DUKE AND I REALIZE WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 791 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,599 THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN THIS LANGUAGE BARRIER. 792 00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:04,369 THE GRAIN. THE GRAIN. 793 00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:05,370 YEP. 794 00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:07,405 WHAT EXACTLY IS IN THE GRAIN? 795 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:10,942 IT'S THE SAME THING THAT'S IN ALL OF THEIR STUFF. 796 00:45:10,976 --> 00:45:12,477 MAGIC. 797 00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:15,546 HO, HO, HO, HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK MY REINDEER COULD FLY? 798 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:20,051 THE TALKING IS AN UNWANTED IF SOMETIMES COMICAL SIDE EFFECT. 799 00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:22,087 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, BIG GUY. 800 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,588 I CAN SEE THAT. 801 00:45:23,621 --> 00:45:27,292 CHECK IT OUT, MAN. I CAN DO BACK FLIPS. 802 00:45:27,325 --> 00:45:29,127 WHOA, DUDE. 803 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,661 THIS IS AWESOME. 804 00:45:30,695 --> 00:45:32,831 GOOD BECAUSE I THINK I HEAR YOUR FATHER. 805 00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:34,599 [HORN HONKS] DAD'S COMING. 806 00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:36,935 GO! GO! GET INTO THE HAY. 807 00:45:36,968 --> 00:45:38,269 INTO THE HAY, ELLIOT. 808 00:45:38,303 --> 00:45:40,038 DUKE, LEROY. 809 00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:47,012 DUKE, LEROY, PROMISE ME YOU WON'T SAY ANYTHING, OKAY? 810 00:45:47,045 --> 00:45:49,614 RELAX, KID. IT'S NOT MY FIRST RODEO. 811 00:45:49,647 --> 00:45:51,016 STAY DOWN. 812 00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:59,424 WELL, THAT PB&J MUST'VE DONE THE TRICK, HUH. 813 00:45:59,457 --> 00:46:02,828 OH, YEAH, I'M FEELING, LIKE, LOADS BETTER. YEAH. 814 00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:04,963 [CHUCKLES] MILEY? 815 00:46:04,996 --> 00:46:10,335 I ATE THE OTHER HALF OF ZACH'S. RIGHT, BUDDY? 816 00:46:12,237 --> 00:46:14,806 WELL, I GUESS I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO EAT 817 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,008 NEXT TIME MY BELLY HURTS, HUH? 818 00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:19,510 SO WHAT ARE Y'ALL UP TO? 819 00:46:19,544 --> 00:46:23,314 W-WELL, WE WERE-- WE WERE, UH... 820 00:46:23,348 --> 00:46:26,684 WE WANTED TO HELP WITH THE AFTERNOON CHORES. 821 00:46:26,717 --> 00:46:28,753 REALLY. 822 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:31,256 MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE WATER, HUH. 823 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:36,527 HEY, MILEY AND I ARE ALL WRAPPED UP IN HOLIDAY SPIRIT. 824 00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:38,463 THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 825 00:46:38,496 --> 00:46:40,698 WHY DON'T YOU WRAP YOUR HANDS AROUND A SHOVEL 826 00:46:40,731 --> 00:46:42,067 AND CLEAN SOME OF THESE STALLS. 827 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:45,036 [DUKE] DON'T SKIMP ON THE SAWDUST. 828 00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:48,206 WHAT'S THAT? 829 00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:51,843 DON'T SKIMP ON THE SAWDUST. 830 00:46:51,877 --> 00:46:55,680 DUKE SHOULD HAVE EXTRA SAWDUST FOR HIS BEDDING. 831 00:46:55,713 --> 00:46:58,816 WELL, YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS. GO GET HIM SOME. 832 00:46:58,850 --> 00:47:02,988 MILEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK ON LEROY'S FEED, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 833 00:47:03,021 --> 00:47:06,357 FILL 'ER UP. I'VE GOT FOUR STOMACHS, YOU KNOW. 834 00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:10,095 FOUR STOMACHS? 835 00:47:10,128 --> 00:47:15,000 YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, DAD? 836 00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:17,936 ALL GOATS HAVE FOUR STOMACHS. 837 00:47:17,969 --> 00:47:20,271 WELL, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 838 00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,075 [CAR HORN HONKS] 839 00:47:24,109 --> 00:47:26,411 HUH, SOUNDS LIKE MOM'S HOME. 840 00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:29,380 WELL, YOU BETTER GO SEE HOW HER APPOINTMENT WENT. 841 00:47:29,414 --> 00:47:31,116 WE'LL KEEP WORKING HERE. 842 00:47:31,149 --> 00:47:33,484 YEAH, DAD. GO SEE MOM. 843 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:38,056 HUH. I THINK I WILL. 844 00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:38,990 LATER. 845 00:47:46,831 --> 00:47:49,167 CHECK IT OUT. I'M SUPER GOAT. 846 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,401 OKAY. 847 00:47:50,435 --> 00:47:51,636 [LEROY] OOH. [CACKLES] 848 00:47:51,669 --> 00:47:54,072 HOW LONG UNTIL THAT WEARS OFF? YEAH. 849 00:47:54,105 --> 00:47:56,174 IT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH HE ATE. 850 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,609 YOU KIDS GO AND CHECK IN WITH YOUR MOM. 851 00:47:58,643 --> 00:48:04,315 ELLIOT AND I WILL HAVE A WORD WITH DUKE AND LEROY. 852 00:48:04,349 --> 00:48:05,917 OKAY. SEE YA. 853 00:48:07,085 --> 00:48:10,188 NOW, THEN, MR. GOAT. [LEROY LAUGHING] 854 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:19,931 MAMMA. WHAT'S WRONG? 855 00:48:19,965 --> 00:48:22,467 IT'S NOTHING, BABY. 856 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,670 BUT YOU'VE BEEN CRYING. 857 00:48:25,703 --> 00:48:28,940 IT'S OKAY, ALL RIGHT? I PROMISE. 858 00:48:28,974 --> 00:48:30,841 IS IT YOUR COUGH, MOMMA? 859 00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:35,146 HONEY, WHY DON'T Y'ALL GET WASHED UP FOR DINNER. OKAY? 860 00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:36,481 COME ON, MILEY. BUT. 861 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:38,616 LET'S GO. 862 00:48:46,791 --> 00:48:50,428 U.S. SENATOR AND NOW PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MAX SCHMUCKER, 863 00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:53,965 WHO INITIATED WHAT SOME ARE CALLING THE SANTA BAN, 864 00:48:53,999 --> 00:48:58,136 DECLARED TODAY'S VOTE A, "MORAL VICTORY." 865 00:48:58,169 --> 00:49:00,538 TODAY WAS A GREAT DAY FOR AMERICANS 866 00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:02,640 WHO WERE TIRED OF THE LIES. 867 00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:05,310 NO LONGER WILL PARENTS HAVE TO LOOK INTO THE FACES 868 00:49:05,343 --> 00:49:08,013 OF THEIR SWEET, INNOCENT CHILDREN 869 00:49:08,046 --> 00:49:09,414 AND PURPOSELY LIE TO THEM 870 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:11,582 ABOUT A LEGEND THAT NEVER EXISTED. 871 00:49:11,616 --> 00:49:13,118 YOU OKAY? YEAH, BABY. 872 00:49:13,151 --> 00:49:14,719 FOR THAT FATEFUL DAY 873 00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,887 WHEN THEIR TINY HEARTS ARE BROKEN 874 00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:19,991 OVER A FANTASY THAT WILL NEVER BE. 875 00:49:20,025 --> 00:49:21,892 SENATOR SCHMUCKER IS IN HIS HOME STATE... 876 00:49:21,926 --> 00:49:23,328 I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY ANYMORE. 877 00:49:23,361 --> 00:49:26,297 ...TAKING A VICTORY LAP FROM CITY TO CITY, 878 00:49:26,331 --> 00:49:27,965 BUT THERE'S ONE LITTLE GIRL 879 00:49:27,999 --> 00:49:29,867 IN HOPE, ARIZONA, 880 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:31,236 YOU'RE RIGHT, MOM. LET'S TURN IT OFF. 881 00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:33,138 [JOE] HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 882 00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:35,240 IT'S OKAY, MR. SCHMUCKER, HERE'S THE DEAL. 883 00:49:35,273 --> 00:49:37,475 THE WORLD NEEDS SANTA CLAUS. 884 00:49:37,508 --> 00:49:39,010 AND I CAN PROVE IT. 885 00:49:39,044 --> 00:49:41,179 IT'S OKAY TO BELIEVE IN HIM 886 00:49:41,212 --> 00:49:43,414 BECAUSE HE STILL BELIEVES IN US. 887 00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:46,351 THEREFORE I CHALLENGE YOU, MR. SCHMUCKER, 888 00:49:46,384 --> 00:49:47,485 TO A DEBATE. 889 00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:49,354 WHENEVER AND WHEREVER. 890 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:53,424 ALTHOUGH MY BARNYARD WOULD BE A LOT MORE CONVENIENT FOR ME. 891 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:55,660 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, MR. SCHMUCKER? 892 00:49:55,693 --> 00:49:56,727 MANO-A-MANO, 893 00:49:56,761 --> 00:49:58,396 WINNER TAKE ALL. 894 00:49:58,429 --> 00:49:59,830 UNLESS OF COURSE 895 00:49:59,864 --> 00:50:01,399 YOU'RE AFRAID OF A LITTLE GIRL. 896 00:50:01,432 --> 00:50:05,136 YOU HEARD THE LITTLE LADY, SENATOR SCHMUCKER. 897 00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:08,173 THE BALL APPEARS TO BE IN YOUR COURT. 898 00:50:08,206 --> 00:50:10,841 IN OTHER NEWS, POLICE OFFICER-- 899 00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:13,644 WHAT IS GOING ON? 900 00:50:13,678 --> 00:50:15,280 [MOCK LAUGHS] 901 00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:17,848 I GUESS THE CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG. 902 00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:20,318 CAT'S DEFINITELY OUT OF THE BAG. 903 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:24,289 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT BAG THE CAT WAS IN. 904 00:50:24,322 --> 00:50:28,593 HOW? WHEN? WHEN DID YOU GUYS-- 905 00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:32,230 WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. THEY CAME TO OUR SCHOOL. 906 00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:34,599 WE HAD TO DO IT, MOMMA. 907 00:50:34,632 --> 00:50:36,267 SANTA NEEDS US. 908 00:50:36,301 --> 00:50:39,937 SOMEBODY HAS TO STAND UP TO SCHMUCKER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 909 00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:45,176 MILEY, HONEY, 910 00:50:45,210 --> 00:50:48,379 I LOVE THAT YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA SO MUCH. 911 00:50:48,413 --> 00:50:49,580 I DO, BUT-- 912 00:50:49,614 --> 00:50:52,917 BUT WHAT? DON'T YOU BELIEVE, MOMMA? 913 00:50:52,950 --> 00:50:55,220 YOU SAID YOU DID. 914 00:50:55,253 --> 00:50:56,721 I DID. 915 00:50:56,754 --> 00:51:01,759 I DO. I JUST-- [COUGHS] 916 00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:15,406 YOU KNOW, I'M BEAT. 917 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,208 LET'S HASH THIS OUT IN THE MORNING, OKAY? 918 00:51:17,242 --> 00:51:20,478 I JUST-- HE SAID, SHE SAID. 919 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:23,614 CAN I JUST PLEASE GO TO BED, DAD? 920 00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:26,016 YEAH, LET'S GO TO BED. 921 00:51:26,050 --> 00:51:27,718 OKAY? 922 00:51:29,254 --> 00:51:32,089 OKAY. THIS CONVERSATION IS NOT OVER. 923 00:51:32,123 --> 00:51:34,492 WE UNDERSTAND. 924 00:51:34,525 --> 00:51:37,628 COME ON, ZACH. 925 00:51:37,662 --> 00:51:39,464 [HEMMER] SO COME DOWN WITH AN UNWRAPPED TOY 926 00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:41,666 AND GET IN SOME HOLIDAY SPIRIT. 927 00:51:41,699 --> 00:51:43,334 OUR VERY OWN MILEY LOGAN, 928 00:51:43,368 --> 00:51:46,003 THE LITTLE GIRL WHO PUT HOPE, ARIZONA ON THE MAP 929 00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:49,174 BY CHALLENGING U.S. SENATOR MATT SCHMUCKER TO A DEBATE 930 00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:50,608 HAS THE WORLD TALKING. 931 00:51:50,641 --> 00:51:54,145 BY UTILIZING SOCIAL MEDIA OUTLETS, MILEY... 932 00:51:54,179 --> 00:51:57,315 RENAE, KIDS, GET IN THE KITCHEN. 933 00:51:57,348 --> 00:51:59,817 ...HIS BAN ON THE BELIEF OF SANTA CLAUS. 934 00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:02,220 AND AFTER SEEING THIS LITTLE GIRL IN ACTION... 935 00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:04,655 WHAT, DADDY? LOOK AT THIS. 936 00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:06,657 WE HAVE NOW LEARNED THAT THE LITTLE GIRL 937 00:52:06,691 --> 00:52:10,060 THAT PEOPLE ARE BEGINNING TO CALL SANTA'S LAST HOPE... 938 00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:11,929 COOL. [RENAE] WHAT IS IT? 939 00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:15,166 YEAH, COOL. LOOK, MOMMY. 940 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,469 THE WHOLE WORLD'S TALKING ABOUT THIS. 941 00:52:18,503 --> 00:52:19,437 WE LIVE? 942 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:21,572 WE'RE HERE AT THE FAMILY HOME 943 00:52:21,606 --> 00:52:24,141 OF MILEY LOGAN, THE LITTLE GIRL FROM HOPE. [DOORBELL RINGS] 944 00:52:24,175 --> 00:52:25,610 THAT'S ME. 945 00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:30,147 OH, BOY. THEY'RE HERE? JOE. 946 00:52:30,181 --> 00:52:32,417 HI, SWEETHEART. ARE YOU MILEY LOGAN? 947 00:52:32,450 --> 00:52:34,652 ARE YOU SANTA'S LAST HOPE? 948 00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:35,886 UH... 949 00:52:37,955 --> 00:52:39,089 GO BACK INTO THE PARLOR. GO. 950 00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:41,226 [MILEY] DADDY? 951 00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:44,729 LISTEN, Y'ALL. MILEY WILL BE PREPARED TO MAKE A STATEMENT IN ABOUT AN HOUR. 952 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:47,898 ALL RIGHT? SO HANG TIGHT. THANK YOU. 953 00:52:47,932 --> 00:52:50,167 [FEMALE REPORTER] THANK YOU. 954 00:52:57,942 --> 00:52:59,877 MAX, WE GOT PROBLEMS. 955 00:52:59,910 --> 00:53:02,112 THOUGHT IS SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO BE DISTURBED 956 00:53:02,146 --> 00:53:04,014 WHILE I'M IN THINK-TANK MODE. 957 00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:06,751 SURE. LISTEN, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO SEE THIS. 958 00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:08,953 WHAT IS IT? 959 00:53:08,986 --> 00:53:12,790 MILEY, IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU'D LIKE TO SAY TO SENATOR SCHMUCKER 960 00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:14,425 IF HE'S LISTENING? 961 00:53:14,459 --> 00:53:17,928 YEAH. MY CHALLENGE STILL STANDS. 962 00:53:17,962 --> 00:53:19,830 ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. 963 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:22,667 BUT SINCE I CAN'T DRIVE, MY BARNYARD WOULD BE IDEAL. 964 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,068 WOULD IT? 965 00:53:24,101 --> 00:53:26,637 SANTA EXISTS, AND I CAN PROVE IT. 966 00:53:26,671 --> 00:53:29,640 SENATOR SCHMUCKER'S TAKING ON POLITICIANS. 967 00:53:29,674 --> 00:53:33,778 NOW LET'S SEE HOW WELL HE DOES AGAINST A NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 968 00:53:33,811 --> 00:53:35,413 YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. 969 00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:37,047 AND THIS IS ONE REPORTER 970 00:53:37,081 --> 00:53:38,816 THAT CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS DEBATE. 971 00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:40,718 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 972 00:53:40,751 --> 00:53:42,453 THE PHONES HAVE BEEN RINGING OFF HE HOOK. 973 00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:46,691 THAT'S WHAT PHONES DO, SUSAN. SO WHAT? 974 00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,993 THIS LITTLE PROBLEM HERE 975 00:53:49,026 --> 00:53:50,695 IS NOT GOING AWAY, MAX. 976 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,430 OF COURSE IT IS. 977 00:53:52,463 --> 00:53:54,465 LIKE ALL CONTROVERSIES, 978 00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:56,334 JUST LEAVE IT ALONE LONG ENOUGH, 979 00:53:56,367 --> 00:53:58,436 AND EVENTUALLY IT'S YESTERDAY'S NEWS. 980 00:53:58,469 --> 00:54:01,706 GLOBAL WARMING, GLOBAL DEFORESTATION, 981 00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:02,907 AND NOW SANTA CLAUS. 982 00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:04,675 TRUST ME. THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. 983 00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:08,245 YOU COULD BE RIGHT. 984 00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:09,947 OF COURSE I AM. 985 00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,482 BUT IF YOU'RE WRONG, 986 00:54:11,516 --> 00:54:14,419 YOU WILL NOT ONLY BE IGNORING THE CHALLENGE 987 00:54:14,452 --> 00:54:17,688 PRESENTED BY A HARMLESS LITTLE GIRL. 988 00:54:17,722 --> 00:54:20,124 YOU'LL OPEN YOURSELF UP TO CRITICISM 989 00:54:20,157 --> 00:54:22,092 FROM ALL YOUR OTHER CHALLENGERS. 990 00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:23,861 ON THE OTHER HAND, MAX. 991 00:54:23,894 --> 00:54:26,331 IF YOU WERE TO MEET WITH THIS LITTLE GIRL 992 00:54:26,364 --> 00:54:31,936 AND INDULGE HER IN HER LITTLE FANTASY... 993 00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:33,270 WIN HER OVER. 994 00:54:33,304 --> 00:54:34,939 PRECISELY. 995 00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:37,107 TURN THE LION INTO A FRIEND, 996 00:54:37,141 --> 00:54:39,744 AND THE REST OF THE DEN WILL FOLLOW IN LINE? 997 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:40,978 MM-HM. 998 00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:42,580 PERFECT. 999 00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:50,154 AND THEN SOON THEY'LL ALL FORGET ABOUT SANTA CLAUS 1000 00:54:50,187 --> 00:54:53,924 AND HIS PITIFUL BAND OF LITTLE ELVES. 1001 00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:56,761 YOU SAY THAT AS IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN HIM. 1002 00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:59,930 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 1003 00:55:04,101 --> 00:55:06,270 SOMETIMES YOU SCARE ME, MAX. 1004 00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:08,906 [PHONE RINGING] 1005 00:55:17,214 --> 00:55:19,116 HELLO? 1006 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:21,151 HE'S COMING. HE'S COMING. 1007 00:55:21,185 --> 00:55:23,654 HE'S COMING. HE'S COMING. 1008 00:55:23,688 --> 00:55:24,855 WHO? WHO? 1009 00:55:24,889 --> 00:55:28,526 SCHMUCKER. HE'S COMING TO HOPE TOMORROW. 1010 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:31,261 [CHUCKLES] THAT'S WONDERFUL, MILEY. 1011 00:55:31,295 --> 00:55:34,499 YOU ROPED A BIG FISH. 1012 00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:37,001 OH, I HEAR YOUR DAD. 1013 00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:38,803 GO ON, GO ON. 1014 00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:40,438 OKAY. 1015 00:55:44,241 --> 00:55:45,976 DO YOU THINK IT'S STRANGE 1016 00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:49,747 THE KIDS HAVE BEEN SPENDING SO MUCH TIME IN THE BARN LATELY? 1017 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:51,215 I DON'T KNOW. 1018 00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:55,119 COULD BE WORSE. AT LEAST THEY'RE HANGING ON THE RANCH. 1019 00:55:55,152 --> 00:55:57,388 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT THEY'RE GOING TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL, 1020 00:55:57,422 --> 00:55:59,323 DOING THEIR OWN THINGS. 1021 00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:02,326 FORGETTING WE EVEN EXIST. 1022 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,961 THEY'RE GOING TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL. 1023 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:15,172 JOE, I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 1024 00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,941 MY DADDY COULDN'T SEE IT. 1025 00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:22,980 MY MOM WAS ALWAYS THERE TO REASON WITH HIM. 1026 00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:28,318 SORRY, BABY. 1027 00:56:28,352 --> 00:56:30,154 WE GOTTA TELL THEM, JOE. 1028 00:56:37,294 --> 00:56:38,696 NO, YOU ARE. 1029 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:41,331 OH, NO, I'M NEVER MAKING IT TO THE BUS FIRST. 1030 00:56:41,365 --> 00:56:42,967 HI, MOM. 1031 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,334 WHAT'S WRONG? 1032 00:56:44,368 --> 00:56:45,936 IS IT ABOUT SCHMUCKER? 1033 00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:49,907 BECAUSE WE'RE ONLY DOING WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS RIGHT. 1034 00:56:49,940 --> 00:56:51,275 NO, SWEETIE. 1035 00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:53,444 IT'S NOT ABOUT SCHMUCKER. 1036 00:56:56,046 --> 00:57:02,419 YOU'RE-- YOU'RE SICK AGAIN. AREN'T YOU, MOM? 1037 00:57:02,453 --> 00:57:05,289 NO. YEAH, MOMMA'S SICK AGAIN. 1038 00:57:05,322 --> 00:57:09,093 NO, MOMMA, YOU CAN'T BE. 1039 00:57:09,126 --> 00:57:13,764 MILEY, SOMETIMES WE JUST DON'T HAVE CONTROL 1040 00:57:13,798 --> 00:57:15,666 OVER THINGS LIKE THIS. OKAY? 1041 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:20,771 DOES THIS MEAN-- ARE YOU GONNA DIE? 1042 00:57:24,609 --> 00:57:26,844 DYING IS A PART OF LIVING. 1043 00:57:26,877 --> 00:57:32,617 THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO APPRECIATE EVERY DAY WE HAVE WITH EACH OTHER. 1044 00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:34,218 IS THE CANCER BACK? 1045 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:40,491 AND IT SPREAD. 1046 00:57:40,525 --> 00:57:43,861 NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE CANCER. 1047 00:57:43,894 --> 00:57:45,429 YOU CAN'T. 1048 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:48,799 YOU CAN HAVE CHEMO. YOU CAN BEAT IT. RIGHT, MOMMY? 1049 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:53,470 MAYBE I CAN'T THIS TIME. 1050 00:57:53,504 --> 00:57:59,910 PLEASE, MOMMY. I LOVE YOU. PLEASE DON'T DIE. 1051 00:57:59,944 --> 00:58:01,078 I'M SORRY. 1052 00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:02,479 NO. I'M SORRY. 1053 00:58:04,582 --> 00:58:06,984 MILEY! MILEY! 1054 00:58:21,532 --> 00:58:23,934 SANTA, WHAT'S WRONG? 1055 00:58:23,968 --> 00:58:27,738 THE CHILDREN. SOMETHING DREADFUL IS WRONG. 1056 00:58:27,772 --> 00:58:30,274 I NEED YOUR HELP, SANTA. 1057 00:58:30,307 --> 00:58:34,144 MY MOM, SHE'S SICK, VERY SICK. 1058 00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:37,247 YOU NEED TO HELP HER. 1059 00:58:37,281 --> 00:58:39,817 MILEY, I-- 1060 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:43,854 PLEASE, SANTA, YOU HAVE TO. PLEASE DON'T LET HER DIE. 1061 00:58:43,888 --> 00:58:47,558 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T. 1062 00:58:47,592 --> 00:58:50,160 BUT YOU'RE SANTA CLAUS. 1063 00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:53,764 MILEY, EVEN IF I COULD, 1064 00:58:53,798 --> 00:58:57,467 MY POWERS HAVE ALREADY LEFT ME. 1065 00:58:57,501 --> 00:59:00,671 I'M AFRAID MY TIME HERE IS SHORT AS WELL. 1066 00:59:00,705 --> 00:59:04,575 NO, BECAUSE I BELIEVE. 1067 00:59:04,609 --> 00:59:06,644 YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING... 1068 00:59:06,677 --> 00:59:08,345 MILEY, STOP THIS. 1069 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:09,546 LET ME GO! 1070 00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:11,849 JUST LISTEN TO ME, OKAY? 1071 00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:13,918 THIS ISN'T ANYBODY'S FAULT. 1072 00:59:13,951 --> 00:59:17,822 THIS ISN'T SANTA'S FAULT. THIS ISN'T EVEN SCHMUCKER'S FAULT. 1073 00:59:17,855 --> 00:59:20,024 MOM HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR US. 1074 00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:22,559 THIS TIME WE'VE GOT TO BE THERE FOR HERE. 1075 00:59:28,332 --> 00:59:30,601 OH, DEAR ONES, I'M SO SORRY. 1076 00:59:30,635 --> 00:59:33,871 I'M SO SORRY. 1077 00:59:42,747 --> 00:59:44,715 CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR BED? 1078 01:00:04,669 --> 01:00:06,603 THERE YOU ARE. 1079 01:00:10,775 --> 01:00:13,010 DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES, MOMMA? 1080 01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:19,049 I WANT TO. 1081 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:20,617 I REALLY DO. 1082 01:00:22,787 --> 01:00:24,388 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I WANT? 1083 01:00:24,421 --> 01:00:25,589 WHAT? 1084 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:27,858 FOR YOU TO KNOW IN YOUR HEART, 1085 01:00:27,892 --> 01:00:30,560 THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 1086 01:00:30,594 --> 01:00:33,898 I WILL ALWAYS BE WITH THE TWO OF YOU. 1087 01:00:35,532 --> 01:00:36,834 JUST LIKE SANTA? 1088 01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:41,772 YEAH, JUST LIKE SANTA. 1089 01:00:43,708 --> 01:00:45,843 NOW, YOU NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP 1090 01:00:45,876 --> 01:00:47,912 BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BIG DAY TOMORROW. 1091 01:00:47,945 --> 01:00:49,313 OKAY. 1092 01:00:55,085 --> 01:00:56,220 GOOD NIGHT, ZACH. 1093 01:01:00,524 --> 01:01:01,926 ZACH. 1094 01:01:05,295 --> 01:01:06,630 I LOVE YOU. 1095 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:08,132 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1096 01:01:28,385 --> 01:01:32,389 * SILENT NIGHT * 1097 01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:36,326 * HOLY NIGHT * [COUGHING] 1098 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:40,597 * ALL IS CALM * 1099 01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:44,634 * ALL IS BRIGHT * 1100 01:01:44,668 --> 01:01:49,273 * ROUND YON VIRGIN 1101 01:01:49,306 --> 01:01:52,910 * MOTHER AND CHILD * 1102 01:01:52,943 --> 01:02:00,818 * HOLY INFANT SO TENDER AND MILD * 1103 01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:08,125 * SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE * 1104 01:02:08,158 --> 01:02:15,499 * SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE * 1105 01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:28,412 [CROWD SHOUTING] 1106 01:03:04,714 --> 01:03:06,483 ARE YOU READY? 1107 01:03:06,516 --> 01:03:09,619 I THINK SO. 1108 01:03:09,653 --> 01:03:11,488 YOU'RE GOING TO DO GREAT. 1109 01:03:11,521 --> 01:03:12,722 THANKS. 1110 01:03:12,756 --> 01:03:14,324 JUST SPEAK FROM YOUR HEART. 1111 01:03:14,358 --> 01:03:16,726 YOU CAN'T GO WRONG. 1112 01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:18,162 OKAY. 1113 01:03:18,195 --> 01:03:19,930 [SHOUTING] 1114 01:03:23,367 --> 01:03:25,035 [GROANS] 1115 01:03:44,221 --> 01:03:48,092 [CROWD CHANTING] WE WANT SANTA! WE WANT SANTA! 1116 01:04:01,705 --> 01:04:03,407 WELCOME, SENATOR. 1117 01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:04,574 THANKS VERY MUCH. 1118 01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:06,310 YOU'RE HERE. 1119 01:04:07,711 --> 01:04:09,013 UH, MAX. YES. 1120 01:04:09,046 --> 01:04:10,881 IF THINGS GO SOUTH, 1121 01:04:10,915 --> 01:04:14,251 JUST REMEMBER. 1122 01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:15,619 HM? USE IT. 1123 01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:20,891 GOOD DAY. 1124 01:04:20,925 --> 01:04:23,393 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 1125 01:04:23,427 --> 01:04:27,631 AND NOW I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO WELCOME 1126 01:04:27,664 --> 01:04:30,000 THE ESTEEMED SENATOR 1127 01:04:30,034 --> 01:04:32,836 FROM OUR GREAT STATE OF ARIZONA, 1128 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,439 THE GRAND CANYON STATE, 1129 01:04:35,472 --> 01:04:38,075 SENATOR MAX SCHMUCKER. 1130 01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:41,979 SENATOR SCHMUCKER WILL ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS 1131 01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:44,514 BEFORE WE BEGIN. 1132 01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:49,153 SENATOR SCHMUCKER. 1133 01:04:49,186 --> 01:04:51,888 THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1134 01:04:51,922 --> 01:04:53,190 SENATOR SCHMUCKER. 1135 01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:55,259 THANK YOU. 1136 01:04:55,292 --> 01:04:57,627 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY WE HAVE IN HOPE. 1137 01:04:57,661 --> 01:05:01,865 I LOOK FORWARD TO AN EQUALLY BEAUTIFUL DEBATE WITH YOUNG MILEY. 1138 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:05,335 FIRST I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS UP FRONT. YEP. 1139 01:05:05,369 --> 01:05:07,704 SENATOR SCHMUCKER, YOU'RE CURRENTLY KICKING OFF 1140 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:10,174 WHAT MANY EXPECT TO BE A LENGTHY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN. 1141 01:05:10,207 --> 01:05:12,576 WHY TAKE THE TIME TO DO ALL OF THIS? 1142 01:05:12,609 --> 01:05:15,812 WHY? DEMOCRACY, FRIEND. 1143 01:05:15,845 --> 01:05:18,748 CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. 1144 01:05:18,782 --> 01:05:19,984 THEY DESERVE TO BE HEARD 1145 01:05:20,017 --> 01:05:22,052 EVEN WHEN THEIR IDEAS 1146 01:05:22,086 --> 01:05:24,921 ARE A LITTLE, SHALL WE SAY, MISGUIDED. 1147 01:05:24,955 --> 01:05:28,858 SO YOU THINK MISS MILEY'S BELIEF IN SANTA CLAUS IS MISGUIDED? 1148 01:05:28,892 --> 01:05:30,460 [CHUCKLES] I-- [MAN] HEY, THERE SHE IS. 1149 01:05:30,494 --> 01:05:32,662 [CROWD GASPS] 1150 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:40,971 WHY DON'T WE ALLOW YOU TO DECIDE FOR YOURSELVES. 1151 01:05:41,005 --> 01:05:43,273 [MAN] YEAH, MILEY. 1152 01:05:48,578 --> 01:05:50,714 [MAN #2] YEAH, MILEY. 1153 01:05:57,687 --> 01:06:00,357 OH, MILEY. 1154 01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:02,659 UH, THANKS. 1155 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:09,399 KILL HER. 1156 01:06:16,073 --> 01:06:17,041 GOOD DAY, EVERYONE. 1157 01:06:17,074 --> 01:06:18,375 MY NAME IS ANDERSON HEMMER, 1158 01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:20,977 AND WELCOME TO THE CITY OF HOPE DEBATE 1159 01:06:21,011 --> 01:06:23,180 BETWEEN ARIZONA STATE SENATOR SCHMUCKER... 1160 01:06:29,353 --> 01:06:32,589 AND OUR VERY OWN MILEY LOGAN. 1161 01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:33,990 [CROWD CHEERING] 1162 01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:39,096 THANK YOU. WE'RE ABOUT TO BEGIN. 1163 01:06:39,129 --> 01:06:41,298 SENATOR SCHMUCKER, YOU WON THE COIN TOSS, 1164 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,667 SO YOU MAY CHOOSE TO DEFER OR BEGIN. 1165 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:47,671 WELL, SINCE MILEY HAS THE HOME-FIELD ADVANTAGE, 1166 01:06:47,704 --> 01:06:50,607 I THINK I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO FIRST 1167 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:51,941 IF THAT'S OKAY WITH MILEY. 1168 01:06:51,975 --> 01:06:55,445 UH, SURE. 1169 01:06:55,479 --> 01:06:57,381 EXCELLENT. 1170 01:06:59,883 --> 01:07:01,351 FOLKS, I MUST ADMIT 1171 01:07:01,385 --> 01:07:03,920 I'M NOT JUST HERE TO TALK ABOUT SANTA CLAUS. 1172 01:07:03,953 --> 01:07:05,855 I HAVE MUCH GREATER CONCERNS. 1173 01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:07,324 OUR CHILDREN. 1174 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:10,960 GROWING UP AT A TIME WHEN DISTRUST OF GOVERNMENT 1175 01:07:10,994 --> 01:07:14,164 IS NO LONGER AN ACT OF REBELLION. 1176 01:07:14,198 --> 01:07:15,932 GROWING UP COMFORTABLE 1177 01:07:15,965 --> 01:07:21,238 WITH THE IDEA THAT ALL POLITICIANS ARE LIARS AND CROOKS 1178 01:07:21,271 --> 01:07:23,173 THIS COULD ONLY LEAD TO APATHY. 1179 01:07:24,908 --> 01:07:26,042 I CAME HERE TODAY 1180 01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:27,911 TO SHOW AT LEAST ONE CHILD 1181 01:07:27,944 --> 01:07:31,014 THAT THE GOVERNMENT CARES DEEPLY 1182 01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:32,382 ABOUT THE TRUTH. 1183 01:07:32,416 --> 01:07:36,186 DEMOCRACY IS NOT MAKE BELIEVE. 1184 01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:38,555 FAR TOO MANY HAVE GIVEN THEIR LIVES 1185 01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,023 FIGHTING FOR ITS VIRTUES 1186 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:43,960 AND VALUES. 1187 01:07:43,993 --> 01:07:45,695 SANTA CLAUS... 1188 01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:50,066 IS MAKE BELIEVE. 1189 01:07:51,601 --> 01:07:55,805 WE DON'T NEED TO BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS. 1190 01:07:55,839 --> 01:08:00,144 WE NEED TO BELIEVE IN OURSELVES. 1191 01:08:00,177 --> 01:08:03,447 WE NEED TO BELIEVE IN OUR COUNTRY. 1192 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:10,287 WE NEED TO BELIEVE IN EACH OTHER. 1193 01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:11,621 [CROWD APPLAUDING, BOOING] 1194 01:08:24,334 --> 01:08:28,505 THANK YOU, SENATOR. MILEY, IT'S YOUR TURN. 1195 01:08:38,382 --> 01:08:39,849 I'M NOT HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT'S REAL 1196 01:08:39,883 --> 01:08:41,451 AND WHAT'S MAKE BELIEVE 1197 01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:45,422 BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE I EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 1198 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:48,124 YOU KNOW, WHAT IS MAKE BELIEVE? 1199 01:08:48,158 --> 01:08:50,360 LET'S SEE. IS LOVE MAKE BELIEVE? 1200 01:08:50,394 --> 01:08:52,429 IS HAPPINESS MAKE BELIEVE? 1201 01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:56,266 IF SO, I GUESS MR. SCHMUCKER'S RIGHT. 1202 01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:58,668 SANTA'S MAKE BELIEVE, TOO. 1203 01:08:58,702 --> 01:09:00,370 [CROWD] NO. 1204 01:09:00,404 --> 01:09:04,841 BUT IF LOVE AND HAPPINESS ARE REAL, 1205 01:09:04,874 --> 01:09:06,343 THEN SANTA'S REAL, TOO 1206 01:09:06,376 --> 01:09:09,179 BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT SANTA IS. 1207 01:09:11,915 --> 01:09:13,917 IT'S NOT WRONG TO BE HAPPY 1208 01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:15,885 JUST BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE ARE SAD. 1209 01:09:15,919 --> 01:09:18,222 I AGREE A HUNDRED PERCENT WITH THAT. 1210 01:09:19,523 --> 01:09:20,890 [SIGHS] 1211 01:09:20,924 --> 01:09:22,359 [CHEERING, BOOING] 1212 01:09:25,962 --> 01:09:28,265 QUIET, PLEASE. QUIET, PLEASE. 1213 01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:33,169 I KNOW THERE ARE SAD THINGS. 1214 01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:36,273 THERE'S A LOT OF SAD, SAD THINGS. 1215 01:09:36,306 --> 01:09:41,511 BUT IT SEEMS LIKE WE BELIEVE IN THE SADNESS 1216 01:09:41,545 --> 01:09:44,080 MORE THAN WE BELIEVE IN HAPPINESS. 1217 01:09:44,113 --> 01:09:49,185 LIKE WE THINK WE DESERVE TO BE SAD. ISN'T THAT WEIRD? 1218 01:09:49,219 --> 01:09:52,289 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I BELIEVE, 1219 01:09:52,322 --> 01:09:55,425 WHAT MY FAMILY HAS TAUGHT ME TO BELIEVE, 1220 01:09:55,459 --> 01:09:57,927 FOR STAYING STRONG IN THE SAD TIMES, 1221 01:09:57,961 --> 01:10:01,398 FOR BELIEVING EVEN WHEN THINGS ARE AT THEIR WORST, 1222 01:10:01,431 --> 01:10:03,967 WE DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. 1223 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,970 WE DON'T JUST NEED SANTA. 1224 01:10:07,003 --> 01:10:08,905 WE DESERVE SANTA. 1225 01:10:19,249 --> 01:10:20,517 THAT IS VERY SWEET. 1226 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,256 I APPLAUD YOU. 1227 01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:28,157 ISN'T SHE SWEET, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN? 1228 01:10:28,191 --> 01:10:29,459 LET'S GIVE HER ANOTHER HAND. 1229 01:10:32,796 --> 01:10:35,399 MILEY, MILEY. 1230 01:10:35,432 --> 01:10:41,571 YOU HAVE A MOST UNIQUE IMAGINATION. 1231 01:10:41,605 --> 01:10:44,308 YOU TRULY BELIEVE THERE'S A SANTA CLAUS, 1232 01:10:44,341 --> 01:10:46,209 A SANTA CLAUS 1233 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:49,913 WITH A BAND OF MAGICAL FLYING REINDEER. 1234 01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:52,349 OF COURSE I DO 1235 01:10:52,382 --> 01:10:54,418 BECAUSE HE IS REAL. 1236 01:10:54,451 --> 01:10:56,686 HE EXISTS BECAUSE OF OUR BELIEF IN HIM, 1237 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,356 AND WITHOUT IT-- 1238 01:10:59,389 --> 01:11:05,028 WITHOUT IT, I GUESS MR. SCHMUCKER'S RIGHT. 1239 01:11:05,061 --> 01:11:08,798 THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS 1240 01:11:08,832 --> 01:11:12,001 BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU WON'T LET THERE BE. 1241 01:11:12,035 --> 01:11:13,903 SO I ASK YOU ALL, 1242 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,405 DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD 1243 01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:18,174 WHERE THERE'S NO SANTA CLAUSE 1244 01:11:18,207 --> 01:11:19,576 OR DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD 1245 01:11:19,609 --> 01:11:21,911 FULL OF MAGIC, LOVE, AND HOPE 1246 01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:24,548 BECAUSE THAT'S WHO SANTA IS 1247 01:11:24,581 --> 01:11:26,616 AND WHERE HE CAN BE FOUND. 1248 01:11:33,189 --> 01:11:35,291 [GIGGLES] 1249 01:11:46,503 --> 01:11:48,705 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE. 1250 01:11:48,738 --> 01:11:50,740 FOLKS, EXCUSE ME. 1251 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:59,182 GAVE THE YOUNG LADY THE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK. 1252 01:11:59,215 --> 01:12:00,750 I ONLY ASK FOR THE SAME. 1253 01:12:05,989 --> 01:12:07,691 MILEY ISN'T LYING 1254 01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:11,995 WHEN SHE SAYS THAT SHE TRULY UNDERSTANDS GREAT SADNESS. 1255 01:12:19,002 --> 01:12:22,038 HER MOTHER RENAE IS SUFFERING FROM TERMINAL CANCER. 1256 01:12:22,071 --> 01:12:23,440 [CROWD GASPS] 1257 01:12:23,473 --> 01:12:24,474 DON'T. DON'T. 1258 01:12:24,508 --> 01:12:25,742 I ONLY JUST FOUND OUT MYSELF. 1259 01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:29,112 FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER 1260 01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:30,880 TO PERSONALLY REIMBURSE THE FAMILY 1261 01:12:30,914 --> 01:12:34,017 FOR ALL OF MRS. LOGAN'S MEDICAL EXPENSES. 1262 01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:42,992 SECONDLY, MILEY, I HAVE TO ASK, 1263 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:47,731 WHILE YOU MOTHER IS FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE, 1264 01:12:47,764 --> 01:12:52,268 YOU WANT TO WAIT FOR SANTA TO CURE HER 1265 01:12:52,301 --> 01:12:54,771 OR DEPEND ON THE TIRELESS EFFORTS 1266 01:12:54,804 --> 01:12:56,239 OF HER DOCTORS, 1267 01:12:56,272 --> 01:12:59,175 DOCTORS WHO WILL USE TREATMENTS 1268 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:01,745 WROUGHT FROM DECADES OF RESEARCH, 1269 01:13:01,778 --> 01:13:04,280 EXPERIMENTATION, AND EVIDENCE. 1270 01:13:04,313 --> 01:13:06,716 CAN YOU, MILEY, OR ANYONE ELSE HERE, 1271 01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:10,153 OFFER ONE SINGLE SHRED OF EVIDENCE 1272 01:13:10,186 --> 01:13:12,489 THAT SANTA CLAUS EXISTS, ANY? 1273 01:13:21,264 --> 01:13:22,799 ANYTHING. 1274 01:13:24,834 --> 01:13:26,803 NO. 1275 01:13:26,836 --> 01:13:29,238 NO, I CAN'T. 1276 01:13:29,272 --> 01:13:35,945 WELL, I GUESS THAT SORT OF SETTLES THINGS, THEN. DOESN'T IT? 1277 01:13:39,215 --> 01:13:40,617 [CROWD GASPS] 1278 01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:45,354 HEY. HEY, SCHMUCKER! 1279 01:13:45,388 --> 01:13:47,290 [RENAE] MILEY! MILEY! COME HERE! LET GO OF ME. 1280 01:13:47,323 --> 01:13:49,726 STAND DOWN, PAPA BEAR. I'M JUST GOING TO TALK TO HER. 1281 01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:50,594 BACK OFF! 1282 01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:52,696 RENAE. [COUGHING] 1283 01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:01,638 I'M REALLY SORRY, SANTA. 1284 01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:03,840 IT'S ALL RIGHT, MILEY. 1285 01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:06,209 WE HAD A GOOD RUN. 1286 01:14:09,746 --> 01:14:10,980 OH. 1287 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:14,383 THIS MEANS YOU'RE LEAVING US. 1288 01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:16,486 DOESN'T IT, SANTA? 1289 01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:20,590 I MIGHT BE LEAVING. 1290 01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:25,562 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER. 1291 01:14:27,063 --> 01:14:28,031 WHAT? 1292 01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:32,969 I WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU IN YOUR HEART, 1293 01:14:33,002 --> 01:14:36,973 AND I WILL ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL TO YOU 1294 01:14:37,006 --> 01:14:39,375 AND TO ZACH 1295 01:14:39,408 --> 01:14:42,612 FOR BELIEVING IN ME WHEN OTHERS DID NOT. 1296 01:14:42,646 --> 01:14:46,716 WELL, LOOKIE-LOOKIE, WHO'S GOT THE COOKIE. 1297 01:14:50,219 --> 01:14:51,755 HELLO, MAX. 1298 01:14:51,788 --> 01:14:53,557 SANTA. 1299 01:14:55,525 --> 01:14:59,028 WAIT, YOU KNOW SANTA CLAUS? 1300 01:15:02,265 --> 01:15:03,533 WE'VE MET. 1301 01:15:04,934 --> 01:15:08,938 THEN WHY DID YOU SAY HE DIDN'T EXIST? 1302 01:15:08,972 --> 01:15:10,206 WHY? 1303 01:15:15,311 --> 01:15:17,647 THIS IS WHY. 1304 01:15:22,819 --> 01:15:25,922 WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THIS TO A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD BOY? 1305 01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:28,057 WHY? 1306 01:15:29,759 --> 01:15:32,495 I'VE WONDERED MY WHOLE LIFE. 1307 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:36,365 WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? 1308 01:15:36,399 --> 01:15:38,935 LOOK AT IT. 1309 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:43,406 BLACK PIECE OF ROCK. 1310 01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:45,308 MY DEFINING MOMENT, 1311 01:15:45,341 --> 01:15:48,144 EVERYTHING WAS BECAUSE OF THIS, 1312 01:15:48,177 --> 01:15:49,846 WAS BECAUSE OF YOU. 1313 01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:55,852 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? 1314 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:06,162 YOU HAD SO MUCH, MAX. 1315 01:16:06,195 --> 01:16:09,065 YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL HOME, 1316 01:16:09,098 --> 01:16:11,935 YOU HAD A BOUNTIFUL TABLE 1317 01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:16,172 AND EVERY TOY THAT ANY CHILD COULD EVER WISH FOR, 1318 01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:21,778 EVERYTHING THAT MONEY COULD BY, 1319 01:16:21,811 --> 01:16:25,649 BUT YOU REALLY ONLY NEEDED ONE THING. 1320 01:16:25,682 --> 01:16:28,818 OH, YEAH? WHAT IS THAT? 1321 01:16:28,852 --> 01:16:30,253 LOVE. 1322 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:33,857 LOVE, MAX. 1323 01:16:35,892 --> 01:16:38,561 THAT-- THAT'S ABSOLUTELY-- 1324 01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:40,596 OH, IT'S ABSOLUTELY THE TRUTH. 1325 01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:46,569 AND IT IS NO FAULT OF YOURS. 1326 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:52,108 YOUR PARENTS THOUGHT ALL THOSE TOYS AND THINGS 1327 01:16:52,141 --> 01:16:55,411 WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY, 1328 01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:57,981 BUT REALLY ALL ANY OF US NEEDS... 1329 01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:03,152 IS LOVE. 1330 01:17:03,186 --> 01:17:04,654 MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE... 1331 01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,323 [CRUNCHING] 1332 01:17:14,898 --> 01:17:18,835 I WANTED YOU TO LOOK INSIDE, MAX. 1333 01:17:18,868 --> 01:17:21,470 NOT AT ALL THE TOYS AND THINGS 1334 01:17:21,504 --> 01:17:23,707 THAT YOU HAD ON THE OUTSIDE, 1335 01:17:25,008 --> 01:17:28,611 BUT AT THE LOVE THAT YOU WANTED 1336 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,079 AND NEEDED 1337 01:17:30,113 --> 01:17:31,314 ON THE INSIDE. 1338 01:17:34,684 --> 01:17:36,452 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1339 01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:39,222 SAY NOTHING. 1340 01:17:39,255 --> 01:17:40,724 LOVE IS SILENT. 1341 01:17:41,825 --> 01:17:43,126 LOVE IS STRONG. 1342 01:17:44,627 --> 01:17:46,195 LOVE IS ETERNAL. 1343 01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:56,639 AND YOU CAN KEEP THAT 1344 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,274 IN YOUR HEART 1345 01:17:58,307 --> 01:18:00,043 FROM NOW ON. 1346 01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:10,353 EXCUSE ME. 1347 01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:11,821 SOMETHING I GOT TO DO. 1348 01:18:15,124 --> 01:18:16,392 [COUGHING] 1349 01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:21,564 SENATOR SCHMUCKER IS HERE, 1350 01:18:21,597 --> 01:18:23,399 AND HE WILL ADDRESS THE CROWD. 1351 01:18:23,432 --> 01:18:26,770 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. 1352 01:18:26,803 --> 01:18:28,004 WHAT? I-- 1353 01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:30,606 I'M SORRY. THE SHOW IS OVER, FOLKS. 1354 01:18:30,639 --> 01:18:31,808 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1355 01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:34,343 I WANT OFF THE RIDE. IT'S OVER. 1356 01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:36,179 IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. 1357 01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:39,148 SIR-- TECHNICAL ISSUE. 1358 01:18:39,182 --> 01:18:41,417 [SCREAMS] 1359 01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:43,719 [CROWD] OH! 1360 01:18:46,522 --> 01:18:49,225 YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING, SENATOR. 1361 01:18:53,529 --> 01:18:56,065 [SOBBING] 1362 01:18:57,266 --> 01:18:58,401 YES. 1363 01:18:59,635 --> 01:19:01,004 I JUST WANTED TO SAY 1364 01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:05,108 THAT I'VE-- I'VE SEEN THE TRUTH. 1365 01:19:07,944 --> 01:19:12,782 WE NEED TO BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS. 1366 01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:21,958 THANKS TO THIS HARD-WORKING, HONEST FAMILY 1367 01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:23,726 I'VE LEARNED SOME LESSONS TODAY 1368 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:27,196 THAT I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED A LONG TIME AGO. 1369 01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:30,967 I WON'T TAKE UP ANY MORE OF YOUR GOOD PEOPLE'S TIME. 1370 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:35,238 I KNOW YOU HAVE FAMILIES TO GET HOME TO. 1371 01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:37,540 I JUST WANT TO LEAVE YOU WITH ONE LAST THOUGHT. 1372 01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:41,911 AS CHRISTMAS APPROACHES, 1373 01:19:41,945 --> 01:19:43,679 LET US ALL EVERYONE LOOK INSIDE, 1374 01:19:43,712 --> 01:19:45,114 DEEP INTO OUR HEARTS, 1375 01:19:45,148 --> 01:19:49,352 AND EMBRACE THE MOST MAGICAL GIFT... 1376 01:19:51,487 --> 01:19:53,089 LOVE. 1377 01:20:14,343 --> 01:20:17,580 MS. SATCHER, MS. SATCHER, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? 1378 01:20:17,613 --> 01:20:19,115 CARE TO COMMENT? PLEASE. 1379 01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:22,886 NO QUESTIONS. NO QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME. 1380 01:20:24,620 --> 01:20:25,588 [SOBBING] 1381 01:20:36,966 --> 01:20:38,367 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO. 1382 01:20:40,469 --> 01:20:43,039 OH, THANK YOU. 1383 01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:45,975 ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU. 1384 01:20:46,009 --> 01:20:49,245 THIS HAS BEEN A VERY SPECIAL TIME FOR US. 1385 01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:51,147 OH, DEAR ONE. 1386 01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:52,748 I LOVE YOU. 1387 01:20:52,781 --> 01:20:54,217 OH, MILEY. 1388 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:55,218 I LOVE YOU. 1389 01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:57,853 THANK YOU. 1390 01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:02,258 WE HAVE TO GO NOW. 1391 01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:03,993 OKAY? 1392 01:21:12,301 --> 01:21:14,003 OH. 1393 01:21:15,138 --> 01:21:17,606 THAT A TEAR, I SEE, ELLIOT? 1394 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:20,643 NO. S-SOME HAY IN MY EYE. 1395 01:21:20,676 --> 01:21:23,146 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO. 1396 01:21:23,179 --> 01:21:29,085 HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! 1397 01:22:05,854 --> 01:22:08,691 SHH. 1398 01:22:08,724 --> 01:22:10,259 ZACH. WHAT IS IT? 1399 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:12,996 SHH. 1400 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:21,004 [SIGHS] 1401 01:22:32,648 --> 01:22:37,420 [RUMBLING] 1402 01:23:04,347 --> 01:23:06,215 [GRUNTING] 1403 01:23:06,249 --> 01:23:08,284 OH, BOY. 1404 01:23:09,518 --> 01:23:12,321 UH, UH, UH... 1405 01:23:30,373 --> 01:23:31,740 WHAT JUST... 1406 01:23:31,774 --> 01:23:33,042 HAPPENED? 1407 01:23:34,710 --> 01:23:36,745 I BROKE A RULE. 1408 01:23:41,384 --> 01:23:42,385 IT'S GONE. 1409 01:23:45,554 --> 01:23:46,789 THE MAGIC. 1410 01:23:49,192 --> 01:23:51,227 I THINK I UNDERSTAND. 1411 01:23:52,995 --> 01:23:54,563 THAT'S THE PRICE. 1412 01:23:57,266 --> 01:23:58,767 I'M MORTAL NOW. 1413 01:23:58,801 --> 01:24:02,471 I'M-- I'M NO LONGER SANTA CLAUS. 1414 01:24:05,574 --> 01:24:06,575 THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT. 1415 01:24:08,411 --> 01:24:09,578 ELLIOT. 1416 01:24:09,612 --> 01:24:13,982 THE WORLD JUST STARTED BELIEVING IN SANTA. 1417 01:24:14,016 --> 01:24:16,085 YOU CAN'T BE GONE. 1418 01:24:16,119 --> 01:24:21,056 THE WORLD HASN'T LOST SANTA CLAUS, ELLIOT. 1419 01:24:21,090 --> 01:24:23,292 YOU CAN'T BE SANTA WITHOUT YOUR MAGIC. 1420 01:24:23,326 --> 01:24:26,362 NOT ME, MY FRIEND. YOU. 1421 01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:28,631 YOU'RE THE HEAD HONCHO NOW. 1422 01:24:28,664 --> 01:24:31,367 I I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE MORE FIT FOR THE JOB. 1423 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,836 I CAN'T BE YOU, SANTA. 1424 01:24:33,869 --> 01:24:35,271 OH, OF COURSE YOU CAN. 1425 01:24:35,304 --> 01:24:38,040 YOU KNOW THE RULES BY HEART. 1426 01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:40,276 YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NAUGHTY AND NICE 1427 01:24:40,309 --> 01:24:42,445 BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. 1428 01:24:42,478 --> 01:24:44,313 AND, MY FRIEND, 1429 01:24:44,347 --> 01:24:47,082 YOU HAVE THE LARGEST HEART 1430 01:24:47,116 --> 01:24:48,417 I HAVE EVER KNOWN. 1431 01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:52,655 YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A WONDERFUL SANTA CLAUS. 1432 01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:57,059 JUST PROMISE ME ONE THING. 1433 01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:58,561 ANYTHING. 1434 01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:02,631 CUT THE KIDS SOME SLACK EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 1435 01:25:02,665 --> 01:25:05,801 WE ALL BREAK A RULE EVERY NOW AND THEN. 1436 01:25:05,834 --> 01:25:07,870 I PROMISE, SANTA. 1437 01:25:07,903 --> 01:25:10,573 OH, CALL ME NICK. 1438 01:25:14,277 --> 01:25:17,580 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO. 1439 01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:32,060 DO YOU LIKE IT? I LOVE IT. 1440 01:25:32,094 --> 01:25:33,128 THANK YOU, SWEETIE. 1441 01:25:33,162 --> 01:25:35,298 ZACH, ZACH, THE SNOW MAN ANGEL. 1442 01:25:38,234 --> 01:25:39,968 ALL RIGHT, MILEY, IT'S THE LAST PRESENT, 1443 01:25:40,002 --> 01:25:42,371 SO OPEN IT SLOW. 1444 01:25:42,405 --> 01:25:43,506 OKAY. 1445 01:25:46,575 --> 01:25:48,043 OR NOT. 1446 01:25:48,076 --> 01:25:50,946 PINK COWBOY BOOTS! IT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED! 1447 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:52,515 [JOE] MOMMY KNEW THAT. 1448 01:25:52,548 --> 01:25:53,916 THANK YOU. 1449 01:25:53,949 --> 01:25:56,151 YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT. DIDN'T YOU? 1450 01:25:56,185 --> 01:25:57,686 WE GOT THOSE SPECIAL. 1451 01:26:01,056 --> 01:26:03,526 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1452 01:26:03,559 --> 01:26:04,693 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1453 01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:10,999 OH, AAH, AAH, AAH. 1454 01:26:11,033 --> 01:26:12,235 OKAY, WHO WANTS PANCAKES? 1455 01:26:12,268 --> 01:26:13,302 WHO WANTS PANCAKES? 1456 01:26:13,336 --> 01:26:15,103 NICK'S BEEN SLAVING AWAY. 1457 01:26:15,137 --> 01:26:17,940 WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 1458 01:26:19,908 --> 01:26:21,577 DID YOU? 1459 01:26:21,610 --> 01:26:22,645 NO, DID YOU? 1460 01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:24,580 NO. YES, YOU DID. 1461 01:26:24,613 --> 01:26:26,715 WELL, OPEN IT. 1462 01:26:30,152 --> 01:26:31,787 WHAT IS THAT? 1463 01:26:37,526 --> 01:26:40,663 [MILEY AND ZACH] "SOME RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN." 1464 01:26:47,069 --> 01:26:48,136 WELL? 1465 01:26:48,170 --> 01:26:49,738 I THINK... NICK. 1466 01:26:49,772 --> 01:26:51,440 YEAH. 1467 01:27:03,386 --> 01:27:04,887 NOW YOU SEE IT. NOW YOU DON'T. 1468 01:27:07,523 --> 01:27:08,891 NOW YOU SEE IT. NOW YOU DON'T. 1469 01:27:12,528 --> 01:27:13,762 [GROANS] 1470 01:27:19,268 --> 01:27:21,637 YOU'RE STILL MAGICAL TO ME, NICK. 1471 01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:26,842 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1472 01:27:26,875 --> 01:27:32,047 * DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY * 1473 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,282 * FA LA LA LA LA * 1474 01:27:33,316 --> 01:27:34,450 * FA LA LA LA LA * 1475 01:27:34,483 --> 01:27:36,852 * FA LA LA LA LA * 1476 01:27:36,885 --> 01:27:39,555 * LA LA LA LA * 1477 01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:41,256 * TIS THE SEASON * 1478 01:27:41,290 --> 01:27:42,525 * TIS THE SEASON * 1479 01:27:42,558 --> 01:27:47,463 * TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY * 1480 01:27:47,496 --> 01:27:48,931 * FA LA LA LA LA * 1481 01:27:48,964 --> 01:27:50,165 * FA LA LA LA LA * 1482 01:27:50,198 --> 01:27:52,335 * FA LA LA LA LA * 1483 01:27:52,368 --> 01:27:55,371 * LA LA LA LA * 1484 01:27:55,404 --> 01:28:00,676 * DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL * 1485 01:28:00,709 --> 01:28:05,848 * FA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA * 1486 01:28:05,881 --> 01:28:07,316 [SANTA] HO, HO, HO, 1487 01:28:07,350 --> 01:28:09,818 YOU KIDS LOOK LIKE YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING. 1488 01:28:09,852 --> 01:28:11,520 WELL... 1489 01:28:13,221 --> 01:28:15,290 WHAT IS IT? 1490 01:28:15,324 --> 01:28:18,193 WELL-- I'M SORRY. 1491 01:28:18,226 --> 01:28:19,695 WHERE DO YOU WANT THE SOUND EQUIPMENT? 1492 01:28:19,728 --> 01:28:21,397 I DON'T KNOW, COFFEE. WHAT IS IT? 1493 01:28:21,430 --> 01:28:24,032 [LAUGHING] SOUND EQUIPMENT. 1494 01:28:24,066 --> 01:28:25,334 [LAUGHING] 1495 01:28:26,735 --> 01:28:27,903 SORRY. 1496 01:28:30,506 --> 01:28:32,441 IT'S ALL RIGHT. MY FRIEND. 1497 01:28:32,475 --> 01:28:33,642 RULE NUMBER THREE. 1498 01:28:33,676 --> 01:28:35,143 SAY IT AGAIN. 1499 01:28:35,177 --> 01:28:36,945 RULE NUMBER THREE. 1500 01:28:36,979 --> 01:28:38,914 WE MUST NEVER INTER-- 1501 01:28:38,947 --> 01:28:40,248 [HORSE NEIGHS] 1502 01:28:40,282 --> 01:28:42,751 LOVE! [LAUGHING] 1503 01:28:42,785 --> 01:28:46,655 ARE YOU-- ARE YOU HIDING A CARROT IN YOUR POCKET? 1504 01:28:46,689 --> 01:28:48,557 [CREW LAUGHING] 1505 01:28:50,292 --> 01:28:51,894 [LAUGHING] 1506 01:28:55,230 --> 01:28:56,432 BAM! 1507 01:28:57,533 --> 01:28:59,034 BAM! 1508 01:28:59,067 --> 01:29:00,903 I JUST-- AW, MAN. 1509 01:29:00,936 --> 01:29:02,471 GET YOUR-- 1510 01:29:02,505 --> 01:29:06,008 [ZACH] I'M TRYING 1511 01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:07,242 THIS IS OUR PLAN. 1512 01:29:07,275 --> 01:29:08,711 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA-- 1513 01:29:08,744 --> 01:29:09,845 HEY, MR. J? 1514 01:29:09,878 --> 01:29:11,213 YES. 1515 01:29:11,246 --> 01:29:12,915 WOULD YOU SING US A CHRISTMAS CAROL? 1516 01:29:12,948 --> 01:29:14,617 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1517 01:29:14,650 --> 01:29:16,151 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1518 01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:18,253 [MILEY AND ZACH] * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1519 01:29:18,286 --> 01:29:21,924 [TOGETHER] * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR * 1520 01:29:21,957 --> 01:29:24,760 I'M TAKING YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW TO SECURITY. 1521 01:29:24,793 --> 01:29:26,128 [MILEY] HEY! 1522 01:29:26,161 --> 01:29:27,430 [ZACH] OH, NO, YOU DON'T. 1523 01:29:30,499 --> 01:29:32,435 [MILEY] HEY, MR. TRACE, 1524 01:29:32,468 --> 01:29:35,270 WOULD YOU SING US A CHRISTMAS SONG? 1525 01:29:35,303 --> 01:29:36,539 * YOU BETTER WATCH OUT * 1526 01:29:36,572 --> 01:29:38,441 * YOU BETTER NOT CRY * 1527 01:29:38,474 --> 01:29:41,276 * BETTER NOT POUT, I'M TELLING YOU WHY * 1528 01:29:41,309 --> 01:29:42,611 [WHISPERING] HE'S COMING TO TOWN. 1529 01:29:42,645 --> 01:29:45,748 [CHILDREN GIGGLE] [SANTA LAUGHS] 1530 01:29:45,781 --> 01:29:48,250 [MAN] CUT! 1531 01:29:48,283 --> 01:29:50,385 [WHISPERING] 1532 01:29:52,421 --> 01:29:55,424 [TOGETHER] KRAMPUS, KRAMPUS COMES IN THE NIGHT. 1533 01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:58,594 KRAMPUS, KRAMPUS, TAKES A BIG BITE. 1534 01:29:58,627 --> 01:30:02,297 [CHOMP] KRAMPUS, KRAMPUS, PUTS YOU IN A SACK. 1535 01:30:02,330 --> 01:30:05,033 KRAMPUS, KRAMPUS, MAKE YOU A SNACK. 1536 01:30:05,067 --> 01:30:06,401 [CHOMP] 1537 01:30:06,435 --> 01:30:09,004 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO... 1538 01:30:09,037 --> 01:30:13,609 * FA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA * 1539 01:30:13,642 --> 01:30:19,014 * HEEDLESS OF THE WIND AND WEATHER * 1540 01:30:19,047 --> 01:30:21,349 * FA LA LA LA LA * 1541 01:30:21,383 --> 01:30:26,989 * LA LA LA LA * 1542 01:30:45,107 --> 01:30:47,409 * FA LA LA LA LA * 1543 01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:52,648 * LA LA LA LA * 1544 01:30:53,949 --> 01:30:57,686 * WHOA, YEAH * 97978