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Oh, my God. 13 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,961 - Sara. - Thank goodness she's here. 14 00:00:45,042 --> 00:00:47,082 I've been here all day. I'm going first. 15 00:00:47,167 --> 00:00:49,917 You know, Joselito, Grandma says I'm really entertaining, 16 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,460 that one day, I'm gonna be an artist. 17 00:00:53,542 --> 00:00:56,712 I'll leave the village and cause a big stir in the city. 18 00:00:56,792 --> 00:00:58,792 I'm María José. I've been waiting all morning, Sara. 19 00:00:58,876 --> 00:01:00,626 - Please! - No, no, no. 20 00:01:00,709 --> 00:01:02,249 Please come back. 21 00:01:02,334 --> 00:01:04,834 Hey, isn't that your mother? 22 00:01:04,918 --> 00:01:07,538 Yes, that's my mother. 23 00:01:07,626 --> 00:01:09,536 WOMAN: Please, please. Come on. Give me a kiss. 24 00:01:09,626 --> 00:01:11,326 MANOLITO: What's she doing here? 25 00:01:11,417 --> 00:01:13,787 PEPE: She once was Joselito, 26 00:01:13,876 --> 00:01:16,536 but seven million have made her 27 00:01:16,626 --> 00:01:17,786 the exquisite treat she is today. 28 00:01:17,876 --> 00:01:20,996 She is La Veneno, 29 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:22,423 the most provocative, seductive, 30 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,500 and sensual of all transgender women. 31 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:27,544 She's the queen of the night, the night in Madrid. 32 00:01:27,626 --> 00:01:29,206 Women envy her, and men fantasize about her. 33 00:01:29,292 --> 00:01:31,922 MARÍA: What a sick world. Dear Lord. 34 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,580 - Manola, come on, let's go. - Yeah. 35 00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:35,577 Drop the bottle, please. Come in here and see our girl. 36 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:36,667 Coming, bitch. 37 00:01:36,751 --> 00:01:37,961 Go easy with the wine, my love. 38 00:01:38,042 --> 00:01:39,752 - It's my princess. - Oh, wow, scandalous. 39 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:41,504 - Her profession, prostitute... - There she is. 40 00:01:41,584 --> 00:01:42,714 Her price, more than $800 per night. 41 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:43,792 Amazing, showing the nipples. What a tramp she is. 42 00:01:43,876 --> 00:01:48,496 Oh, my. Sweetie, come on. 43 00:01:48,584 --> 00:01:50,424 - If you talk about sex... - [laughing] 44 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:53,380 - La Veneno has no rival. - She's a charmer! 45 00:01:53,459 --> 00:01:56,379 Go, baby! She's the queen of Prostitunia, 46 00:01:56,459 --> 00:01:57,829 a dick-munching monarch, 47 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:58,628 Quiet, whores! I can't hear! 48 00:01:58,709 --> 00:02:00,669 Ladies and gentlemen, 49 00:02:00,751 --> 00:02:02,791 here at the studio, live with us, 50 00:02:02,876 --> 00:02:07,126 please welcome our guest, Cristina La Veneno! 51 00:02:07,209 --> 00:02:07,749 [applause] 52 00:02:07,834 --> 00:02:09,134 PEPE: Tonight! 53 00:02:15,834 --> 00:02:18,134 Isn't that... 54 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:22,582 [rock music playing] 55 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:41,673 PEPE: Oh, my God. Eh, do I call you Cristina? 56 00:02:41,751 --> 00:02:44,831 Yes, call me Cristina, because my name is not Veneno. 57 00:02:44,918 --> 00:02:46,078 - That's a nickname. - Oh, but that nickname 58 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,577 is because you kill with something. 59 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:49,957 Pablo, stand by. 60 00:02:50,042 --> 00:02:52,332 No, no, I got it, because when I came 61 00:02:52,417 --> 00:02:54,537 out to the street for the first time 62 00:02:54,626 --> 00:02:57,626 as usual, I was a transvestite, and they wanted to kick me out, 63 00:02:57,709 --> 00:02:58,959 so I carried in my purse a reaping hook 64 00:02:59,042 --> 00:03:02,082 - that you use to cut grass. - Really, and you pull it out? 65 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:04,877 - Well, I did a couple of times. - [audience laughs] 66 00:03:04,959 --> 00:03:06,879 I carried it in a big purse, 67 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:08,329 and when anyone tried to threaten me, 68 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:10,247 I would pull it out and say, 69 00:03:10,334 --> 00:03:11,424 "Come on. Come here. I dare you all." 70 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:13,580 What were you threatening to cut? 71 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:14,247 - Their throat. - [audience laughs] 72 00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:17,794 And are you... 73 00:03:17,876 --> 00:03:19,746 as much of a woman as you would like? 74 00:03:19,834 --> 00:03:20,044 Yes. 75 00:03:22,042 --> 00:03:22,792 All the way? 76 00:03:22,876 --> 00:03:25,246 Yes, all the way. [Laughs] 77 00:03:25,334 --> 00:03:26,714 What's so funny? 78 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:29,582 - Well, you. You are. - Oh, you think I'm funny, huh? 79 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:33,627 Finally someone laughs at what I don't actually say. 80 00:03:33,709 --> 00:03:35,789 Pablo, I need you to zoom out camera one. 81 00:03:35,876 --> 00:03:38,076 I want to see her boobs in the shot. 82 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:39,417 - There you go. - Let's have a little tour of... 83 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:42,420 A tour of your life. In this one, 84 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,130 you were... Who were you in this picture? 85 00:03:44,209 --> 00:03:46,629 Joselito? Eh, Juanma? 86 00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:47,789 Eh, wh-what's wrong? 87 00:03:47,876 --> 00:03:50,246 Do we... do you have the images or not? 88 00:03:50,334 --> 00:03:52,084 - Shit, play the video. - PEPE: What a night. 89 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:54,577 I-I don't get what's going on tonight. 90 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:55,627 Come on, Juanma. 91 00:03:55,709 --> 00:03:56,629 - Juanma. - You're dead on cue, huh? 92 00:03:56,709 --> 00:03:58,329 PEPE: You are making them nervous. 93 00:03:58,417 --> 00:03:59,417 Two tits, and you're lost, guys. 94 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,580 Now come on. Focus. Focus. Focus, please. 95 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:03,457 PEPE: Oh, good. Good. There you are. 96 00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:04,252 Your name was Joselito. 97 00:04:04,334 --> 00:04:06,964 You were 23 in this one. 98 00:04:07,042 --> 00:04:10,252 Do your parents approve of this change? 99 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,004 Ahh, it's been a very long time 100 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:13,833 since... since I've seen my parents. 101 00:04:13,918 --> 00:04:16,958 My sister visited me last Christmas 102 00:04:17,042 --> 00:04:19,422 for dinner at my house, and she told me 103 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:23,500 that my father and my brother accepted my decision. 104 00:04:23,584 --> 00:04:27,674 But I called my mom because I wanted to check on her, 105 00:04:27,751 --> 00:04:31,381 but her response was that I should understand that... 106 00:04:31,459 --> 00:04:33,629 - I don't exist to her anymore. - Hmm. 107 00:04:33,709 --> 00:04:34,919 She doesn't want to hear from me, 108 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,580 and if I'm being honest, 109 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,037 I don't really want to talk any more about my mother, 110 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:41,245 because the more I talk about her, 111 00:04:41,334 --> 00:04:42,544 I'll burst into tears. 112 00:04:42,626 --> 00:04:43,626 [chuckles] 113 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:48,079 And did... did you feel this feminine 114 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:49,417 when you were a man? 115 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,580 Yes, exactly the same. 116 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:55,377 Oh! And since when did you feel like a woman? 117 00:04:55,459 --> 00:04:57,629 I felt like a woman since I was born. 118 00:04:57,709 --> 00:04:58,749 - Ah. - Oh, God, guys. 119 00:04:58,834 --> 00:05:00,334 A-a nipple is out. 120 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:01,377 I see it. I see it. It just popped out. 121 00:05:01,459 --> 00:05:03,879 - What now? - I don't know. 122 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:05,789 - Maybe we should let it be. - I don't know. 123 00:05:05,876 --> 00:05:07,206 - It's very noticeable. - I don't know what we... 124 00:05:07,292 --> 00:05:10,212 - What's happening? - Hey, Mari, just look. 125 00:05:10,292 --> 00:05:12,712 She's about to pop out. Look. You see? 126 00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:15,382 - Oh, dear God. - ...things even existed. 127 00:05:15,459 --> 00:05:16,749 But then I... Well, I moved to Madrid, 128 00:05:16,834 --> 00:05:20,044 where I made a good friend, and I said, "Let's do this." 129 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:21,245 What town are you from? 130 00:05:21,334 --> 00:05:24,504 From Adra, where even who ain't a bitch growls. 131 00:05:24,584 --> 00:05:25,884 [audience laughs] 132 00:05:27,209 --> 00:05:28,459 Okay. Well... 133 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:30,832 so, uh... 134 00:05:30,918 --> 00:05:31,788 eh, oh! 135 00:05:31,876 --> 00:05:34,246 You have a bra issue. 136 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,794 I don't care. They like to air out. 137 00:05:36,876 --> 00:05:38,076 Plus, they're paid for and so pretty. 138 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:39,917 Sure. How much did they cost? 139 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,750 These babies cost me 1.5 mil. 140 00:05:42,834 --> 00:05:45,084 - In one single surgery or... - No, no, no. 141 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,747 At first, I had small, cute boobs. 142 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:48,214 They were smaller, but nice-looking tits, 143 00:05:48,292 --> 00:05:50,922 - but so beautiful. - Ah. 144 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,290 It's just that I like them when they're really huge, 145 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:55,325 because the big titties make men even hornier. 146 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:57,417 - It's pulling focus. - So do I get the nipple 147 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,670 - or not get the nipple? - Do it. It is what it is. 148 00:05:58,751 --> 00:05:59,921 - Camera one, go. - CRISTINA: You get it, right? 149 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,460 Sure. You like it all huge, you could say. 150 00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:04,792 There's only one thing I have that's small. 151 00:06:04,876 --> 00:06:06,326 [audience laughs] 152 00:06:06,417 --> 00:06:08,457 But I can show it to you in private, honey. 153 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:09,252 She's having fun, huh? 154 00:06:09,334 --> 00:06:11,544 She's a very grateful guest. 155 00:06:11,626 --> 00:06:13,166 We thank you, Veneno, 156 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:16,630 for laughing without me telling any jokes. 157 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,079 Oh, well, it poked out. There it is. 158 00:06:18,167 --> 00:06:19,707 I don't care that it's out, no. 159 00:06:19,792 --> 00:06:20,832 - Do you wanna touch it? - Uh, no, I'm sorry. 160 00:06:20,918 --> 00:06:22,958 I'll let you give it a little touch. 161 00:06:23,042 --> 00:06:24,132 - No, no. - This is heavy, man. 162 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:25,459 No, no, no, no, touch it. Touch me, Pepe. 163 00:06:25,542 --> 00:06:26,502 - What's happening now? - Come on. Be a man. 164 00:06:26,584 --> 00:06:29,794 It has nothing to do with masculinity. 165 00:06:29,876 --> 00:06:31,456 It has to do with decency, Veneno. 166 00:06:31,542 --> 00:06:32,792 Here it comes. It's coming. 167 00:06:32,876 --> 00:06:34,036 Here it comes. Here it comes. It's coming. 168 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:35,075 I'm shameless, honey. 169 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:36,287 Of course you have. 170 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:37,575 Aren't they pretty? 171 00:06:37,667 --> 00:06:39,627 [audience cheering] 172 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,330 Oh, my. 173 00:06:41,417 --> 00:06:43,957 - She took 'em out. - Both of 'em. 174 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:46,132 Pepelu, please, help us. 175 00:06:46,209 --> 00:06:48,789 Well it could have been worse, people. 176 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:51,036 Put them back, 'cause there... There could be kids 177 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:51,995 watching the program, you know? 178 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:53,503 If there are any kids watching us, 179 00:06:53,584 --> 00:06:55,084 tell them to get in bed. It's late. 180 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:56,787 Okay, then, 181 00:06:56,876 --> 00:06:58,876 uh, give it up for Cristina. 182 00:06:58,959 --> 00:07:01,039 [applause] 183 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:04,667 - [cheering] - [music playing] 184 00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:27,165 [overlapping chatter] 185 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:27,670 [van horn honks] 186 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,170 MANOLA: Oh, it's her. 187 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,920 Hey, girl, it's Cristina! 188 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,080 Scandalous. 189 00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:39,037 Gorgeous, girl! Love you! 190 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,035 - Thank you. - You did great! 191 00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:43,325 Such a bombshell. 192 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:45,997 You're a hooker with a driver now, sweetie. 193 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:47,923 The Pretty Woman of West Park, honey! 194 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,420 - So scandalous. - You were so sassy on the show. 195 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:53,210 - You saw me, girl. - Scandalous. 196 00:07:53,292 --> 00:07:55,462 That Pepe guy wants to show you the stars. 197 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:56,172 You're crazy. Don't say that. 198 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:58,040 Let him have it, girl! 199 00:07:58,125 --> 00:08:00,325 Girl, that was crazy. 200 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:01,537 How could you say all that? 201 00:08:01,626 --> 00:08:03,826 Whatever. It is what it is, Manolita. 202 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,918 I am very proud of you. 203 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,040 Stop that now, sweetheart. 204 00:08:08,125 --> 00:08:09,825 Give me a kiss. 205 00:08:09,918 --> 00:08:11,328 - I love you. - Now back to work. 206 00:08:11,417 --> 00:08:12,537 The world is yours. 207 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,166 - [car horn honks] - MAN: Hey! 208 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,040 You were on TV, right? 209 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:18,125 Jump on in, princess. 210 00:08:18,209 --> 00:08:19,579 Fuck you very much. 211 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,377 Get lost! Go suck a dick somewhere else! 212 00:08:22,459 --> 00:08:24,959 - [dog barks] - What you want? 213 00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:27,042 So I guess you're famous now. 214 00:08:27,125 --> 00:08:28,745 How the tables have turned. 215 00:08:28,834 --> 00:08:30,174 Life is unpredictable. 216 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:32,420 You bitch. Congrats! 217 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:35,830 Veneno, flash those boobs! 218 00:08:35,918 --> 00:08:37,748 Give us an autograph, Veneno! 219 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:39,544 - Paca, my love. - We're working! 220 00:08:39,626 --> 00:08:41,456 Welcome back, star. [Laughs] 221 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:43,132 [laughs] Mmm. 222 00:08:43,209 --> 00:08:45,419 Oh, honey. 223 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:46,960 Did you watch it, Paca? 224 00:08:47,042 --> 00:08:49,422 Of course I did. You're a sculptured creature. 225 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,580 You're a human Venus. 226 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:52,207 Hah! I love you. 227 00:08:52,292 --> 00:08:54,082 Now, tell me, did someone call? 228 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,747 No, honey, nobody called. 229 00:08:55,834 --> 00:08:57,134 Not even my mother? 230 00:08:57,209 --> 00:08:58,789 No. It was too late. 231 00:08:58,876 --> 00:08:59,626 She must be asleep by now. 232 00:08:59,709 --> 00:09:01,629 You're right. She must be. 233 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:04,959 Oh, I love you! How's work tonight? 234 00:09:05,042 --> 00:09:06,632 Well, so far, it's not too bad, 235 00:09:06,709 --> 00:09:08,789 but now that you've returned, I'm sure no one else 236 00:09:08,876 --> 00:09:10,956 is gonna get a client for the rest of the night. 237 00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:12,712 Oh, bullshit. You've got your own fans, you filthy bitch. 238 00:09:12,792 --> 00:09:16,292 And speak of the devil, there's yours. 239 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:18,125 What the fuck? He's back? 240 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:20,249 - What does he want? - You'll find out. 241 00:09:20,334 --> 00:09:21,714 - [car horns honking] - Hey, you asshole. 242 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:24,792 What are you doing here every night? 243 00:09:24,876 --> 00:09:26,166 You homeless or what? 244 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:28,710 What has got you so excited? 245 00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:29,792 - Haven't you heard the news? - No. 246 00:09:29,876 --> 00:09:31,456 You're talking to a big star now. 247 00:09:31,542 --> 00:09:34,422 Is that right? Oh, interessante. 248 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,790 Why do you come here every day? 249 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:37,876 I have my Italian friends. 250 00:09:37,959 --> 00:09:40,079 Their girlfriends are transvestites, 251 00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:43,497 and they work here, but I'm not into any of them. 252 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:46,634 Still haven't found the one, huh? 253 00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:48,959 No, I haven't. 254 00:09:49,042 --> 00:09:50,582 I only think about you. 255 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:51,827 Vuoi fare I'amore con me? 256 00:09:51,918 --> 00:09:52,998 - [car horn honks] - Hey! 257 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:54,173 - Go away, nutter. - Hey! 258 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:55,960 - I can't make love to you. - Hey! 259 00:09:56,042 --> 00:09:57,502 - I have work here. - Come with me! 260 00:09:57,584 --> 00:09:59,794 Aren't you a star? 261 00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:00,706 [car horn honks] 262 00:10:00,792 --> 00:10:02,962 A star shouldn't be working here. 263 00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:05,922 - Hop in. - [song playing in Italian] 264 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,920 What are you doing? Get in the car. 265 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,380 [car horn honks] 266 00:10:10,459 --> 00:10:14,169 ♪ Sui bracieri ardenti 267 00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:18,247 ♪ E Radio Tirana trasmette... 268 00:10:18,334 --> 00:10:19,634 [Angelo] Mamma mia. 269 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:22,955 Uà fai paura. 270 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,420 Sei bellissima. 271 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,710 Ti piace? 272 00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:31,252 Oh, sweet Jesus. 273 00:10:31,334 --> 00:10:33,294 Humongous. 274 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:36,205 - ♪ Stanza mentre si danza ♪ - [moaning] 275 00:10:36,292 --> 00:10:37,962 ♪ Danza 276 00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:43,922 ♪ E gira tutto alla stanza mentre si danza ♪ 277 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:44,670 ♪ Danza... 278 00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:49,245 CRISTINA: Mamma mia! 279 00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:52,634 ♪ Danza 280 00:10:58,209 --> 00:11:00,079 Give it to me. 281 00:11:01,292 --> 00:11:01,752 Oh, my God! 282 00:11:13,459 --> 00:11:15,919 Good morning, everyone. 283 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,170 We have prepared a special program for you today, 284 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:19,580 starting with your horoscope, 285 00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:22,377 brought to you by Esperanza Gracia, 286 00:11:22,459 --> 00:11:24,419 who for sure shouldn't mess with Gemini, 287 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,080 as I am one, and I will remember. 288 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:30,627 Followed by the happy bit with Paco Valladares, 289 00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:32,289 our breaking news segment featuring... 290 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:33,415 I'm leaving. 291 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,670 I'm flying to Italia. 292 00:11:37,584 --> 00:11:38,634 - A flight to Italy? - Mm. 293 00:11:38,709 --> 00:11:41,669 ...interview him especially for you. 294 00:11:41,751 --> 00:11:43,421 Well, okay. Go, then. 295 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,630 Make sure you don't miss it. 296 00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:48,464 But the biggest news of the day 297 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,082 is that a star was born last night 298 00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:54,127 right on the shores of the Mississippi. 299 00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:55,289 Her name is Cristina, 300 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,785 but everybody calls her by her nickname. 301 00:11:57,876 --> 00:12:00,456 Everybody is talking about La Veneno, 302 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:03,252 who last night peaked the ratings of The Mississippi. 303 00:12:03,334 --> 00:12:05,884 And now let's get to know La Veneno better. 304 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,289 - Ohh. - PEPE: Ladies and gentlemen, 305 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:09,785 Cristina La Veneno. 306 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:12,632 Yesterday, the audience discovered 307 00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:14,129 a strong woman full of dazzling self-confidence 308 00:12:14,209 --> 00:12:17,499 - and incredible beauty. - Oh, dear Lord. 309 00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:18,924 Sure. You like it all huge, you could say? 310 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,130 There's only one thing I have that's small. 311 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,829 But I can show it to you in private, hon. 312 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,918 - Uh, her name's Cristina... - [telephone rings] 313 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,080 ...she goes by a more suggestive name. 314 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:31,077 Hello. 315 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,381 But back where? 316 00:12:33,459 --> 00:12:34,579 Because when I came 317 00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:37,287 out to the street for the first time... 318 00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:39,035 You mean tonight or when, exactly? 319 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,075 Because I can't tonight. I gotta work. 320 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:45,582 Okay, then, uh, I'll bring two outfits 321 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:46,627 and my brand-new wig. 322 00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:47,669 Well, I did a couple of times. 323 00:12:47,751 --> 00:12:49,881 Very well, then. Thank you. 324 00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:53,084 Sweet Jesus. 325 00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:54,497 What happened? 326 00:12:54,584 --> 00:12:56,044 ...we've received so many reactions 327 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,665 from the audience about this new star. 328 00:12:57,751 --> 00:12:59,041 They want me back tonight. 329 00:12:59,125 --> 00:12:59,785 I'll be on TV again. 330 00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:03,326 Really? I'll come along. 331 00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:04,957 But don't you have a flight to Italy? 332 00:13:05,042 --> 00:13:06,462 Italia will have to wait. 333 00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:09,752 ♪ E gira tutto intorno alla stanza ♪ 334 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,254 ♪ Mentre si danza ♪ 335 00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,754 ♪ Danza 336 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:14,884 CRISTINA: Excuse me. Where's Mr. Navarro's office? 337 00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:18,919 Yes, Cristina. He's expecting you, 338 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,540 Second door on the left. 339 00:13:20,626 --> 00:13:20,996 Thanks, my love. 340 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,213 He's my boyfriend. 341 00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:42,292 He's Italian, like Count Lequio. 342 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:43,375 Ciao. 343 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,583 PEPE: Do you know what this is? 344 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,543 I'm not sure, Pepe. 345 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,376 Test results from the doctor? 346 00:13:56,459 --> 00:13:57,169 - Hmm. - Are you okay? 347 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,630 Yes, I am. Don't worry. 348 00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:01,579 That's yesterday's audience ratings, 349 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,827 and this right here is you. 350 00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:06,578 - Am I that line? - Mm-hmm. 351 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:07,707 Ah. 352 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,880 So what are you saying? 353 00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:11,709 That when you appear on-screen, 354 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:14,002 the audience pays attention. 355 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,633 - They wanna see you. - They wanna watch me? 356 00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:19,419 Yes, you. Cristina, you were made just for television. 357 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,750 Like plastic or... 358 00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:24,254 No, dear, electromagnetic waves. 359 00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:27,424 - Oh. - I have two surprises for you. 360 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,250 First, if tonight, you match that ratings curve, 361 00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:32,134 I'll offer you a permanent job on TV. 362 00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:33,709 A permanent job? But, Pepe, 363 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,422 my abilities are giving blow jobs 364 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,960 and fucking sideways, though. 365 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,882 I think we both know you can do a lot more, Cristina. 366 00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,959 You think so? And the second one? 367 00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:44,079 The second one... 368 00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:47,792 is that your parents are here. 369 00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:54,709 What do you mean my parents are here? 370 00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,002 They came to see you. 371 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,583 But that's impossible. My parents are in Adra. 372 00:14:58,667 --> 00:14:59,957 - No. - Where are they? 373 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:01,632 - Tell me where they are. - No. 374 00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:03,079 - It's me they came to visit. - You can't see them. 375 00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:05,577 - What do keep saying that? - You can't. 376 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:07,917 - Who says that? - You cannot see them. 377 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,920 Not yet. 378 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,955 Please surrender that moment to the program, 379 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:16,922 but mostly surrender it to the audience. 380 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,420 [breathes deeply] 381 00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,042 PEPE: María José, good evening. 382 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,995 - Good evening. - Do you feel all right? 383 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:26,383 MARÍA: Well, here we are. 384 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,630 - PEPE: José, good evening. - Good evening. 385 00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:30,999 How was your flight today? All good? 386 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,923 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, a bit scary, but okay. 387 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,040 Right, uh... 388 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:40,705 the person that we saw is your daughter? 389 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:43,132 [sighs] Well... 390 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:46,169 I'm having a hard time saying daughter. 391 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,290 He's my son, 392 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,495 but, I mean, he has chosen that path. 393 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:53,834 That's my mother. 394 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,998 Are you hoping she'd turn back into a man? 395 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,253 To me, he still is. 396 00:15:57,334 --> 00:16:01,214 But he was telling us... Well, she was telling us 397 00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:04,292 that back in your hometown, everyone called her faggot. 398 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:07,165 Ah, they were all just jealous because he was handsome. 399 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:11,380 But he was always, always well thought of. 400 00:16:11,459 --> 00:16:13,709 In Adra, everyone loved him. 401 00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:16,542 Besides, he was very well raised. 402 00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:19,456 I raised him well. 403 00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:23,172 Well, she's here with us tonight. 404 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,170 Do I look pretty? 405 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,880 Bellissima, the most beautiful. 406 00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:28,709 Let's go. We're ready for you. 407 00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:31,252 PEPE: Cristina. 408 00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:32,754 Stand by. She's coming out. 409 00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,964 - Cristina? - And go. 410 00:16:35,042 --> 00:16:36,292 Cue Veneno. 411 00:16:38,584 --> 00:16:40,714 [applause] 412 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,213 [music playing] 413 00:17:01,918 --> 00:17:03,578 The mother can't be bothered to stand? [Scoffs] 414 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,787 Honestly, I can't believe this. 415 00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:06,286 Why is she even here, then? 416 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:09,415 Oh, hon. 417 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,290 [applause] 418 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,995 [crying] 419 00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,793 Come on, for Christ's sake. 420 00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:19,456 How hard can it be, eh? 421 00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:20,502 Okay, number two, go. 422 00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:24,708 [applause] 423 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,666 Ah, that's my girl. 424 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,790 Look at you. 425 00:17:33,876 --> 00:17:36,876 - [sighs] - Look at you. 426 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,923 What a shame. 427 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:40,250 I'm ashamed of you. 428 00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:51,082 Uh, take a seat, Cristina. 429 00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,044 So... 430 00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:58,495 are you happy now, lad? 431 00:17:58,584 --> 00:18:00,464 Come on, you asshole. Just say, "girl." 432 00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:02,212 Well, surely not with my life, 433 00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:05,252 but there's no other path for me. 434 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,544 To make a living, I have to do that. 435 00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:13,166 Now they're saying that I might get a job on the show. 436 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,080 I don't know if that's true, but it's what they said. 437 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,497 We'd be complete fools 438 00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:19,384 if we didn't hire her after yesterday. 439 00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:20,829 PEPE: Did you refuse to see her? 440 00:18:20,918 --> 00:18:24,328 No, I never refused to see him. 441 00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:27,167 But the truth is... 442 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,580 I'm shattered, 443 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,577 because he came to Madrid. 444 00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:33,077 Look at him now. 445 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:37,883 You see, his siblings are good people, 446 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,669 good, hard workers, 447 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:43,041 very well regarded, respected. 448 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:47,495 No one... no one can say otherwise. 449 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,214 Really? 450 00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:50,462 To be honest... 451 00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:51,292 I've always been... 452 00:18:53,584 --> 00:18:55,464 very eager. 453 00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:56,672 I had faith in him. 454 00:18:56,751 --> 00:19:00,581 But it's just that seeing him in this state, 455 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:04,497 my... my right eye got paralyzed, couldn't see. 456 00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:07,214 - PEPE: Hmm? - Then the left eye followed. 457 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:09,632 Guess how long I was hospitalized? 458 00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:12,249 Fifteen days. Huh? 459 00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:13,254 Fifteen days... 460 00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:17,289 and he's to blame. 461 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:20,705 The fault is his and no one else's. 462 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,882 If your son's happy, who cares if he's a boy or a girl? 463 00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:27,579 I'll be clear. When I... when I go to the... 464 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,377 When I go to the main square in our hometown... 465 00:19:30,459 --> 00:19:33,579 - Yeah. - They all ask me, 466 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,247 "Did you see your Joselito last night?" 467 00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:38,674 Or, "Oh, I saw Joselito," 468 00:19:38,751 --> 00:19:43,081 and they say that with a tone. 469 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:46,127 You wouldn't believe how much it hurts. 470 00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:47,249 It kills me little by little every day. 471 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,630 [breathing heavily] 472 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:55,173 Mom. 473 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:05,247 Mom, please look at me. 474 00:20:15,209 --> 00:20:16,499 [siren passing] 475 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,995 Hey, I was looking for you, darling. 476 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:29,083 How you feeling, eh? 477 00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:33,037 Oh, Mari, I-I didn't know what to say. 478 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,955 My mind went blank. 479 00:20:36,042 --> 00:20:37,882 Did I disappoint Pepe? 480 00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:40,249 Hell, no. Disappoint Pepe? 481 00:20:40,334 --> 00:20:42,254 He is delighted. I am delighted. 482 00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:43,924 We're all crazy about you. 483 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,790 Take this. 484 00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:48,749 What... 485 00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:51,504 And we'll see you tomorrow. 486 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,084 Tomorrow? 487 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,827 No lie! 488 00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:55,328 - [breathing heavily] - Go rest now. 489 00:21:00,209 --> 00:21:01,629 [goat bleats] 490 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:03,672 But what is this? 491 00:21:03,751 --> 00:21:05,751 [gasps] 492 00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:08,134 What are you doing here all alone? 493 00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:10,129 Ohh. 494 00:21:10,209 --> 00:21:12,039 What's up with you? 495 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,705 Aw, such a pretty little thing. 496 00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:15,632 - [bleats] - Oh! 497 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,669 Such a pretty little thing. 498 00:21:18,751 --> 00:21:20,921 [footsteps approaching] 499 00:21:25,959 --> 00:21:26,499 Her name is Marcela. 500 00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:29,674 [gasps] Marcela? 501 00:21:29,751 --> 00:21:31,671 Yeah. 502 00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:34,001 What a cutie. 503 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,463 Pepe rescued her. 504 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:38,422 Little lady was about to be thrown off a village bell tower. 505 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,540 [sighs] 506 00:21:39,626 --> 00:21:41,876 People from villages are filthy scum. 507 00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:44,669 Well, she's lucky. 508 00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:45,961 Now she's here with us. 509 00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:48,502 That's the way this program is. 510 00:21:48,584 --> 00:21:49,544 [chuckles] 511 00:21:49,626 --> 00:21:52,496 Welcome to Mississippi, Cristina. 512 00:21:53,959 --> 00:21:55,039 Thank you. 513 00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:58,205 And now let's put Marcela to sleep. 514 00:21:58,292 --> 00:21:59,042 It's late for little kids. 515 00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,495 - [bleats] - Night. 516 00:22:01,584 --> 00:22:01,674 Good night. 517 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,125 Mamma mia, quanti soldi. 518 00:22:19,209 --> 00:22:22,289 And tonight we will go party. 519 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,745 Hell, no. No party. 520 00:22:24,834 --> 00:22:26,424 You're a party animal. 521 00:22:30,334 --> 00:22:33,004 Ladies and gents, the exceptional, 522 00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:36,753 the unrivalled, the fiery Cristina La Veneno. 523 00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:38,964 [music playing] 524 00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:42,327 PEPE: We have the question of the day. 525 00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:44,377 Is a woman born, or can she be made? 526 00:22:44,459 --> 00:22:45,379 You're pretty much second class. 527 00:22:45,459 --> 00:22:46,629 For me, you are half a women. 528 00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:49,919 You're pretty much an asshole, period. 529 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,580 Let's go out tonight and see who scores more. 530 00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:52,877 Won't be you. 531 00:22:52,959 --> 00:22:55,249 [applause] 532 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:57,424 Unlike Veneno's, these are the real thing. 533 00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:59,420 - Check 'em out. - Veneno! 534 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,630 These bitches are gonna blind me! 535 00:23:00,709 --> 00:23:03,329 Now listen, you pack of envious hos. 536 00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:06,577 These tits are Cartier, baby. 537 00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:08,577 Hah. Better find a dick to suck, slut. 538 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:10,577 - Hey, Christina! - Cristina, over here, please. 539 00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:13,287 Hey, Cristina, I'm Lydia Lozano from Interview. 540 00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:15,495 We wanna make a documentary with you, 24 hours with you 541 00:23:15,584 --> 00:23:18,384 from the moment you wake up until bedtime. 542 00:23:18,459 --> 00:23:19,789 - Ohh! - One question! 543 00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,286 - Cristina! - Cristina! 544 00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:23,785 Remember, Lydia Lozano from Interview. Interview! 545 00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:27,536 If I come in my panties tonight, 546 00:23:27,626 --> 00:23:30,246 every single man in Spain will get a "Paco Paco." 547 00:23:30,334 --> 00:23:31,634 - What's a "Paco Paco"? - Paco, Paco, Paco, Paco. 548 00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:34,959 Every now and then, you spit in your hand. 549 00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:37,292 - But stop, please. Stop that. - [buzzer] 550 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:39,495 - It's the truth, my love. - Holly, I feel like... 551 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,004 Like you wanna dance a little. 552 00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:42,673 [crowd whooping] 553 00:23:42,751 --> 00:23:44,961 [pop music playing] 554 00:23:48,834 --> 00:23:49,834 ♪ No puedes vivir 555 00:23:49,918 --> 00:23:51,128 ♪ Lleno de sospechas 556 00:23:51,209 --> 00:23:54,329 ♪ Sin parar de fingir 557 00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:57,627 ♪ Sal fuera de ti 558 00:23:57,709 --> 00:24:01,249 ♪ Veneno pa' tu piel 559 00:24:01,334 --> 00:24:04,334 ♪ Veneno pa' tu piel 560 00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:07,497 ♪ Yo vivo la madrugada 561 00:24:07,584 --> 00:24:09,294 ♪ Soy los besos, soy la cama 562 00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:10,665 ♪ Y tú vives escondido 563 00:24:10,751 --> 00:24:14,041 ♪ Y sólo hablas con tu almohada ♪ 564 00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:17,165 ♪ Pa' tu piel 565 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:21,040 ♪ Veneno pa' tu piel 566 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,205 [whooping] 567 00:24:22,292 --> 00:24:24,252 ♪ Soy la magia, soy el hada... ♪ 568 00:24:24,334 --> 00:24:25,884 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, 569 00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:27,249 So much wealth in this place! 570 00:24:27,334 --> 00:24:30,884 Here's to Cristina. To Cristina. 571 00:24:30,959 --> 00:24:32,919 Hi, Veneno. I would like to know if... 572 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,500 If you get a boner when taking it from behind? 573 00:24:35,584 --> 00:24:36,674 I wanna know, can you tell us how you put 574 00:24:36,751 --> 00:24:38,001 a condom on with only your mouth? 575 00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,133 Can you have it between your tits 576 00:24:39,209 --> 00:24:41,329 and at the same time give a blow job? 577 00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:42,417 German, Greek, Civil Guard, 578 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:44,170 the girl from The Exorcist... 579 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,040 I do it all, my love. 580 00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:48,165 You're the type of guy that has his wife 581 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:50,080 locked up at home like she's in a convent 582 00:24:50,167 --> 00:24:52,377 and then goes out and fucks whatever's out there. 583 00:24:52,459 --> 00:24:53,539 My pussy don't agree. 584 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:54,916 What an intellectual. 585 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:55,960 That's what you are. 586 00:24:56,042 --> 00:24:57,002 Now quiet, you roofless man. 587 00:24:57,083 --> 00:25:00,503 - [applause] - ♪ Pa' tu piel 588 00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:04,424 ♪ Veneno pa' tu piel 589 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:07,250 ♪ Yo vivo la madrugada 590 00:25:07,334 --> 00:25:08,424 ♪ Soy los besos, soy la cama 591 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,250 ♪ Y tú vives escondido 592 00:25:11,334 --> 00:25:12,254 ♪ Y sólo hablas con tu almohada ♪ 593 00:25:12,334 --> 00:25:15,254 ♪ Pa' tu piel 594 00:25:15,334 --> 00:25:19,134 ♪ Veneno pa' tu piel 595 00:25:19,209 --> 00:25:20,419 [audience whooping] 596 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,420 ♪ Soy la magia, soy el hada 597 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,330 ♪ Que se clava en tu mirada 598 00:25:24,417 --> 00:25:27,077 ♪ Soy la tentación prohibida 599 00:25:27,167 --> 00:25:29,827 ♪ Que te va quemando el alma 600 00:25:29,918 --> 00:25:33,578 [applause] 601 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:33,747 Hey. Right? 602 00:25:35,709 --> 00:25:36,329 You were wonderful tonight. 603 00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:38,577 Thank you, juicy ass. 604 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:41,537 - Here's your water. - My purse. 605 00:25:41,626 --> 00:25:44,456 Cristina, dear, you're a blessing to this channel. 606 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,542 Thank you. Please toss this. 607 00:25:46,626 --> 00:25:48,126 - Who's this coot? - The boss. 608 00:25:48,209 --> 00:25:49,669 Ah. Ooh! See you later, honey! 609 00:25:49,751 --> 00:25:50,671 Love you, girl! 610 00:25:50,751 --> 00:25:52,211 - Cristina. - Not now. 611 00:25:52,292 --> 00:25:53,462 These are for you, Cris. 612 00:25:53,542 --> 00:25:55,172 - Shit, Cristina. - Hold these. 613 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:57,290 All right, ladies and gentlemen. We'll be back in three. 614 00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:58,075 Ma chi cazzo ti credi di essere? Eh? 615 00:25:58,167 --> 00:26:00,787 Darling girl! 616 00:26:00,876 --> 00:26:03,126 You are a sensation! Fabulous! Oh! 617 00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:05,669 Who is this guy? Eh? 618 00:26:05,751 --> 00:26:06,461 - He's my new manager. - Damn right. 619 00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:07,882 Just wait for me in the car. 620 00:26:07,959 --> 00:26:10,629 - Now come, come, come... - Just wait for me there. 621 00:26:10,709 --> 00:26:12,079 There's someone who wants to meet you. 622 00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:13,537 - Are you ready? - Ah. But who is it? 623 00:26:13,626 --> 00:26:16,206 You'll see. We're gonna take you to Las Vegas, sweetie. 624 00:26:16,292 --> 00:26:18,332 Hey, you like the booty shorts for the boys? 625 00:26:18,417 --> 00:26:19,127 I was close to fucking them. 626 00:26:19,209 --> 00:26:21,579 Before that, look. 627 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:21,707 Sara. 628 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:26,792 Cristina. 629 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,246 [chuckles] 630 00:26:28,334 --> 00:26:30,634 Jesus Christ. Sara. 631 00:26:33,542 --> 00:26:35,382 What are you doing here? 632 00:26:35,459 --> 00:26:37,419 Promoting the release of my new record. 633 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,380 Amados Mios, that's the name. 634 00:26:39,459 --> 00:26:41,919 Oh, Sara. You have to know that, for me, 635 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,380 you're the biggest star Spain has ever made. 636 00:26:43,459 --> 00:26:47,039 Thank you. I was really looking forward to meeting you. 637 00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:48,375 I love your attitude, my dear. 638 00:26:48,459 --> 00:26:52,579 You're beautiful, and you've got a spectacular body. 639 00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:53,707 Thank you so much. 640 00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:56,582 And that spark in your eyes, my dear. 641 00:26:56,667 --> 00:26:59,417 Don't lose track, Cristina. Keep going. 642 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,920 So let me know whenever you're free. 643 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 We can meet for coffee, Sara, huh? 644 00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:04,923 You can tell this girl is dynamite. 645 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,580 She's a star. 646 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:09,787 She's the new face of the Rumba Total. That's right. 647 00:27:09,876 --> 00:27:10,456 Really? 648 00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:11,832 Good luck, Cristina. 649 00:27:17,042 --> 00:27:19,042 Sara! 650 00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:20,165 Yes? 651 00:27:22,125 --> 00:27:24,575 Can I ask you something? 652 00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:25,787 Of course. What is it? 653 00:27:30,959 --> 00:27:32,579 Would you give me an autograph? 654 00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:34,327 [chuckles] Of course. 655 00:27:36,167 --> 00:27:38,207 Ah. 656 00:27:38,292 --> 00:27:40,042 Sorry. 657 00:27:40,751 --> 00:27:42,831 [marker squeaking] 658 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:49,706 What does it say? 659 00:27:49,792 --> 00:27:51,082 I don't have my glasses on. 660 00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:54,417 [chuckles] 661 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:57,000 "All my love, Antonia." 662 00:27:57,667 --> 00:27:59,747 I'll never forget this. 663 00:27:59,834 --> 00:28:00,964 Cristina, find yourself men 664 00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:05,332 who'll teach you and don't diminish you. 665 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,580 By the time I was 22, 666 00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:12,577 I had learned how to read from a Nobel Prize winner. 667 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:15,037 My God, what a crazy world we live in. 668 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:17,325 [laughs] 669 00:28:17,417 --> 00:28:18,917 So? [Laughs] 670 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,580 You should see your face. 671 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:21,537 [Cristina sighs] Hi, Dad. 672 00:28:21,626 --> 00:28:23,746 PEPE: For all of you... 673 00:28:23,834 --> 00:28:25,254 How are you? 674 00:28:25,334 --> 00:28:28,714 - It's me, Joselito. - Hi. 675 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:29,882 Can you put Mom on the phone, please, Dad? 676 00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:34,669 - [applause] - Joselito, it's really late. 677 00:28:34,751 --> 00:28:37,131 I know that. It's just that 678 00:28:37,209 --> 00:28:39,249 there's something I want to tell her. 679 00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:40,794 I met Sara Montiel, 680 00:28:40,876 --> 00:28:41,536 and she said I was beautiful. 681 00:28:41,626 --> 00:28:43,666 Oh, that's great. 682 00:28:43,751 --> 00:28:46,961 I'm very happy for you, Joselito. 683 00:28:47,042 --> 00:28:48,922 She gave me an autograph. 684 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,750 She gave me an autograph for her. 685 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:51,964 Would you tell her? 686 00:28:52,042 --> 00:28:54,672 I finally got her an autograph. 687 00:28:54,751 --> 00:28:56,291 Okay, good. I'll tell her. 688 00:28:56,375 --> 00:28:58,745 PEPE: I'm still so amazed by you. 689 00:28:58,834 --> 00:29:01,134 Do you see me on television? 690 00:29:01,209 --> 00:29:03,289 No. 691 00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:06,535 Your mother sold it when we came back from Madrid. 692 00:29:06,626 --> 00:29:08,536 No TV at home. 693 00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:12,167 You don't see me anymore? 694 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,330 No, I'm sorry. 695 00:29:13,417 --> 00:29:15,707 Talk soon, Joselito. 696 00:29:17,834 --> 00:29:19,544 PEPE: I'm sorry to get personal, 697 00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:22,206 but we know that you have a particular taste 698 00:29:22,292 --> 00:29:25,252 for interesting people, specifically for older men. 699 00:29:25,334 --> 00:29:27,674 [door opens] 700 00:29:27,751 --> 00:29:28,541 What's going on, Cristi, huh? 701 00:29:28,626 --> 00:29:30,496 What are you talking about? 702 00:29:30,584 --> 00:29:31,084 You think I'm your servant, right? 703 00:29:31,167 --> 00:29:33,497 Let go of me! 704 00:29:33,584 --> 00:29:34,334 Perché touch those men's cocks, eh? 705 00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:37,827 Puttana, perché? 706 00:29:37,918 --> 00:29:39,038 What, and you expect me not to grab the cocks? 707 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,995 Just look at you, nothing more than a faggot. 708 00:29:42,083 --> 00:29:42,923 You disgust me. 709 00:29:43,834 --> 00:29:46,174 You owe me respect! Okay?! 710 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:48,170 [gasps] 711 00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:48,920 You like to suck penis, don't you? 712 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,170 You like to do it? 713 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:53,210 Puttana di merda! 714 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,042 Puttana! 715 00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:57,375 You think you can hit me, you piece of shit?! 716 00:29:57,459 --> 00:29:58,999 Get out of here. 717 00:29:59,083 --> 00:30:00,043 Fuck off, asshole! 718 00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:02,125 Sei solo una puttana di merda... 719 00:30:02,209 --> 00:30:03,709 Get out! I don't ever want to see you again! 720 00:30:03,792 --> 00:30:05,922 - [glass shatters] - We're done! 721 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,380 I fed off the wisdom of the people 722 00:30:09,459 --> 00:30:13,539 that I was lucky enough to meet, and it wasn't easy. 723 00:30:13,626 --> 00:30:14,876 It was not easy at all 724 00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:18,999 to have Nobel Prize winners as admirers. 725 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:21,253 PEPE: Huh. But we all know 726 00:30:21,334 --> 00:30:23,384 that Hemingway was a famous womanizer. 727 00:30:23,459 --> 00:30:25,539 He hit on everybody. 728 00:30:25,626 --> 00:30:27,706 You know this better than anyone. 729 00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:29,672 SARA: Hemingway was very Hemingway, 730 00:30:29,751 --> 00:30:32,541 but I was very Antonia. 731 00:30:32,626 --> 00:30:34,576 - [audience laughs] - [door closes] 732 00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,576 Pepe. 733 00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:40,377 Why are you here? 734 00:30:40,459 --> 00:30:41,709 Take me to Adra. 735 00:30:41,792 --> 00:30:42,792 Excuse me? 736 00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:45,416 I want you to drive me to Adra, 737 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:46,750 but I want to be taken in a limo. 738 00:30:46,834 --> 00:30:50,254 I want them all to die of jealousy by a simple look, 739 00:30:50,334 --> 00:30:52,214 a simple look at a queen. 740 00:30:52,292 --> 00:30:53,252 [chuckles] 741 00:30:53,334 --> 00:30:54,924 [music playing only] 742 00:31:30,209 --> 00:31:32,129 Manolito! 743 00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:37,792 Manolito! 744 00:31:37,876 --> 00:31:37,916 Who's that? 745 00:31:49,042 --> 00:31:49,542 Cristina. 746 00:31:49,626 --> 00:31:51,036 Not Cristina. 747 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:52,325 I'm your Joselito. 748 00:31:54,584 --> 00:31:54,754 Here. 749 00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:03,035 You came? Ah. Oh, God. 750 00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:04,785 How could I not visit you? 751 00:32:04,876 --> 00:32:05,996 [laughs] 752 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:08,833 Manolito, I wanted to see you so bad. 753 00:32:08,918 --> 00:32:11,498 [kisses] 754 00:32:11,584 --> 00:32:14,004 Oh, I've been longing to hug you for years. 755 00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:14,883 You look spectacular. 756 00:32:14,959 --> 00:32:17,329 Do you want a lemonade? 757 00:32:17,417 --> 00:32:19,127 [dog barking] 758 00:32:22,209 --> 00:32:24,459 What happened to your face? 759 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:24,752 Mm... 760 00:32:27,042 --> 00:32:29,082 nothing. 761 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,710 I was on hormones for a bit, too... 762 00:32:36,584 --> 00:32:37,834 a little bit. 763 00:32:38,626 --> 00:32:41,916 I went to Barcelona. 764 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,330 I got a procedure from a trans woman named Marisol. 765 00:32:43,417 --> 00:32:46,127 She said she was a surgeon, but... 766 00:32:46,626 --> 00:32:49,246 a total failure. 767 00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:50,794 It got gangrenous... 768 00:32:53,209 --> 00:32:53,289 so they had to remove my tits. 769 00:32:58,918 --> 00:33:02,708 I don't have money to pay for a proper procedure, and so... 770 00:33:02,792 --> 00:33:04,632 Going back wasn't an option, either, 771 00:33:04,709 --> 00:33:05,959 so I look like this. 772 00:33:06,042 --> 00:33:08,082 Oh, Manolito. 773 00:33:08,167 --> 00:33:09,537 I guess that wasn't for me. 774 00:33:09,626 --> 00:33:12,126 [sighs] 775 00:33:12,209 --> 00:33:13,829 But you, oh, you... You look simply stunning. 776 00:33:13,918 --> 00:33:17,748 [laughs] 777 00:33:17,834 --> 00:33:19,214 You know, I've been in the main square. 778 00:33:19,292 --> 00:33:21,422 Yeah. I saw that everybody was there, 779 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,540 even some of those errant bullies. 780 00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:25,206 Well, people can be really fake, you know? 781 00:33:25,292 --> 00:33:26,382 People are totally crazy. 782 00:33:26,459 --> 00:33:27,959 There's someone I didn't see. 783 00:33:28,042 --> 00:33:28,752 Who? 784 00:33:28,834 --> 00:33:29,794 I didn't see my mother. 785 00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:31,746 No, they're gone. 786 00:33:31,834 --> 00:33:33,084 I rang the doorbell, but no answer. 787 00:33:33,167 --> 00:33:35,037 They left town. I saw them packing their stuff. 788 00:33:35,125 --> 00:33:38,035 My mother said they headed to a spa because of the arthritis. 789 00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:39,705 Didn't they know I was coming today? 790 00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:48,497 The whole village knew, Joselito. 791 00:33:48,584 --> 00:33:50,214 Forget about her, and let it go. 792 00:33:50,292 --> 00:33:53,332 Let go. You're the most beautiful woman in Spain, huh? 793 00:33:53,417 --> 00:33:54,377 You know that. Hey! 794 00:33:54,459 --> 00:33:56,669 You know what I'd give to be like you? 795 00:33:56,751 --> 00:33:58,671 Got a boyfriend? 796 00:33:58,751 --> 00:34:00,631 - Huh. An Italian. - Oh! 797 00:34:00,709 --> 00:34:02,129 With an arm for a dick. 798 00:34:02,209 --> 00:34:04,749 - An Italian. - Like the sweet potatoes, 799 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:06,294 you know, the ones we adore. 800 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:07,785 I miss getting ass-fucked so much. 801 00:34:07,876 --> 00:34:09,456 He always speaks Italian. 802 00:34:09,542 --> 00:34:10,382 I don't get a single word, but I play along. 803 00:34:10,459 --> 00:34:11,709 [both laugh] 804 00:34:11,792 --> 00:34:14,462 I bought an apartment. 805 00:34:14,542 --> 00:34:16,632 I love it. It's a palace. 806 00:34:16,709 --> 00:34:17,499 You're welcome to visit anytime, though. 807 00:34:17,584 --> 00:34:18,964 Well, what would I do in Madrid? 808 00:34:19,042 --> 00:34:22,462 Yeah, right, with this face in Madrid. 809 00:34:22,542 --> 00:34:25,462 Nah, there's nothing to look forward to. 810 00:34:25,542 --> 00:34:27,502 I'm gonna stay right here. It's done. 811 00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:33,375 I got you something. 812 00:34:33,459 --> 00:34:33,999 What something? 813 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:43,213 I met Sara... 814 00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:43,382 [sobs] 815 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:46,249 And she gave an autograph for you. 816 00:34:47,626 --> 00:34:48,626 [laughs] 817 00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:58,540 You really met her? 818 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:03,543 We all know each other, Manolito. 819 00:35:06,584 --> 00:35:08,834 Listen to me now. 820 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,420 Live your own life, Joselito... 821 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,500 and live your life for me. You hear me? 822 00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:20,377 I love you. 823 00:35:20,459 --> 00:35:21,329 [sighs] 824 00:35:23,334 --> 00:35:24,834 I have to go. 825 00:35:24,918 --> 00:35:25,498 The driver's waiting in the limousine. 826 00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:27,924 [laughs] 827 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:29,290 See you soon, Manolito. 828 00:35:32,459 --> 00:35:33,709 Every night... 829 00:35:34,876 --> 00:35:35,496 on the telly. 830 00:35:35,584 --> 00:35:37,254 [sighs] 831 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:04,205 [beeps] 832 00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:06,332 You have one new message. 833 00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:07,707 [beep] 834 00:36:07,792 --> 00:36:08,672 ANGELO: I am very sorry, Cristina. 835 00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:10,791 I'll never hurt you again. 836 00:36:10,876 --> 00:36:11,706 I have never hit a woman before. 837 00:36:11,792 --> 00:36:12,922 I don't know what happened. 838 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,420 I love you. Give me another chance. 839 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:17,040 Please. Mi manchi, honey. 840 00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:19,075 - [beep] - You have no more messages. 841 00:36:29,834 --> 00:36:32,584 Angelo. 842 00:36:32,959 --> 00:36:35,039 I'm home. 843 00:36:35,792 --> 00:36:36,752 Come over. 844 00:36:41,709 --> 00:36:45,129 [crowd murmuring] 845 00:36:46,417 --> 00:36:47,877 [festival music playing] 846 00:36:47,959 --> 00:36:49,289 - [crowd singing] - [bleats] 847 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:53,331 [crowd yells] 848 00:36:56,709 --> 00:36:57,669 [sighs] 849 00:37:00,834 --> 00:37:02,674 [guitar plays] 850 00:37:02,751 --> 00:37:02,961 Sorry. 851 00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:09,710 Is it sore? 852 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:13,132 This? Hmm, not at all. 853 00:37:13,209 --> 00:37:16,289 It's just a bang on a door, my dear. 854 00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:16,415 Shit happens. 855 00:37:19,292 --> 00:37:21,792 Hey, what happened to you? 856 00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:23,206 This? 857 00:37:23,751 --> 00:37:24,831 Well, shit happens. 858 00:37:24,918 --> 00:37:27,418 I was at a concert and got thrown a tomato. 859 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,630 - [chuckles] - That's from a tomato? 860 00:37:29,709 --> 00:37:32,289 I doubt that entirely, my friend. 861 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:36,285 No, no, no, no, no, but then a guy got a little heated 862 00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:40,665 and decided to get upgraded to something more solid. 863 00:37:40,751 --> 00:37:42,251 This was a cocktail glass. 864 00:37:42,334 --> 00:37:44,334 Those motherfuckers. 865 00:37:44,417 --> 00:37:47,167 Cocktail glasses. What an upgrade. 866 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:51,380 Hey, love, you're the lemon song guy, aren't you? 867 00:37:51,459 --> 00:37:52,669 I am. My name's Juan Antonio, 868 00:37:52,751 --> 00:37:55,581 and since I sing in Spanish, Juan Antonio Canta. 869 00:37:55,667 --> 00:37:58,747 Well, my name is Cristina, 870 00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:00,834 and since I sting, they call me La Veneno. 871 00:38:00,918 --> 00:38:04,288 A pleasure. 872 00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:04,455 You smoke? 873 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:08,245 Well, more for me. 874 00:38:15,542 --> 00:38:16,792 Hey, my love... 875 00:38:18,834 --> 00:38:21,084 so why'd they throw those tomatoes? 876 00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:24,035 'Cause I want to sing my own songs. 877 00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:27,035 Obviously the concert is yours. 878 00:38:27,125 --> 00:38:29,165 It's not set up for Marta Sánchez. 879 00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:32,170 People don't want to listen to my songs. 880 00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:34,500 They only want to hear that one song 881 00:38:34,584 --> 00:38:36,504 and not even the whole thing. 882 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,714 The whole thing? Well, but isn't it 883 00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:41,132 just lemons up above, lemons down below? 884 00:38:41,209 --> 00:38:42,919 No way. There's more to it, 885 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,830 way more, but the thing is, when I came here, 886 00:38:46,918 --> 00:38:50,538 I was forced to sing only the chorus, 887 00:38:50,626 --> 00:38:54,126 you know, to make it easier, to make it catchier to sing. 888 00:38:54,209 --> 00:38:58,419 [sighs] And, well, now here I am. 889 00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,500 I want you to sing the whole thing. 890 00:39:00,417 --> 00:39:02,667 The skipped part, sing it to me. 891 00:39:02,751 --> 00:39:04,791 Now? 892 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:05,496 We're alone here. 893 00:39:05,584 --> 00:39:07,084 Come on. Sing it now. 894 00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:18,079 ♪ Sé que parece una película de Greenaway ♪ 895 00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:21,577 ♪ Pero es tan solo un ejercicio de malabarismo ♪ 896 00:39:21,667 --> 00:39:27,457 ♪ Me da lo mismo que nadie lo pueda entender ♪ 897 00:39:27,542 --> 00:39:31,172 ♪ Yo y mis limones tenemos tanto ♪ 898 00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:33,880 ♪ Tanto que hablar 899 00:39:36,959 --> 00:39:39,829 Well, I love it. 900 00:39:39,918 --> 00:39:42,498 Such a shame they won't let you sing the whole song. 901 00:39:43,918 --> 00:39:45,248 Veneno... 902 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:48,288 careful with television. 903 00:39:48,375 --> 00:39:51,245 It only wants more and more catchy choruses from you. 904 00:39:51,334 --> 00:39:54,384 And if you keep giving it to 'em, 905 00:39:54,459 --> 00:40:00,209 you may end up singing that and nothing more. 906 00:40:01,584 --> 00:40:03,584 [lights clunk] 907 00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:05,457 Juan Antonio, rehearsal. 908 00:40:12,417 --> 00:40:14,377 Nice to meet you, my love. 909 00:40:16,125 --> 00:40:18,575 Silence, please. 910 00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:22,247 Juan Antonio, ready, and rehearsal's up. 911 00:40:22,334 --> 00:40:24,004 ♪ Un lemon y medio lemon 912 00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:25,673 ♪ Y dos limones y medio lemon 913 00:40:25,751 --> 00:40:27,921 ♪ Tres limones y medio lemon 914 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,040 ♪ Cuatro limones y medio lemon ♪ 915 00:40:31,125 --> 00:40:33,245 ♪ Cinco limones y medio lemon 916 00:40:33,334 --> 00:40:34,334 ♪ Seis limones y medio lemon 917 00:40:34,417 --> 00:40:38,127 ♪ Siete limones y medio lemon 918 00:40:38,209 --> 00:40:38,999 ♪ Ocho limones y medio lemon 919 00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:42,333 ♪ Un lemon y medio lemon 920 00:40:42,417 --> 00:40:44,457 - ♪ Dos limones y medio lemon - [bleating] 921 00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:45,752 ♪ Tres limones... 922 00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:49,214 Marcela, what are you doing here all alone? 923 00:40:49,292 --> 00:40:51,172 ♪ Cinco limones y medio lemon... ♪ 924 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:52,500 Cristina. 925 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,884 Who's looking after her right now? 926 00:40:54,959 --> 00:40:56,329 Each of us a little. 927 00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:57,667 Listen, Pepe told me he wants to speak to you. 928 00:40:57,751 --> 00:41:00,631 Come on. Let's go. He's in his office. 929 00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:03,708 ♪ Tres limones y medio lemon 930 00:41:03,792 --> 00:41:05,672 [bleats] 931 00:41:05,751 --> 00:41:06,461 Mari, for Christ's sake, 932 00:41:06,542 --> 00:41:08,212 mind your own business. 933 00:41:08,292 --> 00:41:09,252 I'm sorry, but it is my business. 934 00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:11,584 It is when the team calls, 935 00:41:11,667 --> 00:41:15,077 asking me if we are really so fucking stupid 936 00:41:15,167 --> 00:41:17,577 to risk everything we have achieved so far. 937 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:19,077 Do you really want to go back to Channel Three? 938 00:41:19,167 --> 00:41:22,417 We got kicked out of there two years ago. 939 00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:25,705 - It's for the money. - No. 940 00:41:25,792 --> 00:41:26,672 May I? 941 00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:29,541 Just a second, dear. Are you sure? 942 00:41:29,626 --> 00:41:32,416 Mari, it's not a good moment. 943 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:36,170 Now do me a damn favor, and get out of my office. 944 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:37,130 That's always been your style, hasn't it? 945 00:41:37,209 --> 00:41:39,169 What's going on? 946 00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:40,670 Have him. He's all yours. 947 00:41:40,751 --> 00:41:42,921 Enjoy. 948 00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:43,172 - [door closes] - Sit down. 949 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,500 Sit, and take off your shades. 950 00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:52,289 Cristina, take them off now. 951 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:52,825 I know what's wrong. 952 00:41:52,918 --> 00:41:53,958 [sighs] 953 00:41:54,042 --> 00:41:56,712 [clock ticking] 954 00:41:59,834 --> 00:42:00,334 Who did that? 955 00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:02,077 A client, right? 956 00:42:02,167 --> 00:42:03,077 [sighs] 957 00:42:03,167 --> 00:42:05,707 It was a client. 958 00:42:05,792 --> 00:42:06,542 Listen, Cristina. 959 00:42:06,626 --> 00:42:09,246 For, uh, the program, for us, 960 00:42:09,334 --> 00:42:10,544 you're very important, 961 00:42:10,626 --> 00:42:12,626 and my responsibility is to look after you. 962 00:42:13,876 --> 00:42:14,956 Don't worry about me, Pepe. 963 00:42:15,042 --> 00:42:16,332 I can look after myself. Please. 964 00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:19,207 No, you can't do that, Cristina. 965 00:42:19,292 --> 00:42:20,542 You gotta quit the streets, 966 00:42:20,626 --> 00:42:22,786 never go back to the Park of the West. 967 00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:24,996 No going back to the Park of the West? 968 00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:26,333 That park is where all of my friends are, 969 00:42:26,417 --> 00:42:29,577 all of my family. That's my place. 970 00:42:29,667 --> 00:42:31,627 No, you're wrong, and the sooner you realize that, 971 00:42:31,709 --> 00:42:32,129 the sooner you'll grow. 972 00:42:32,209 --> 00:42:33,959 [scoffs] 973 00:42:34,042 --> 00:42:36,292 Are you gonna pay me as much money 974 00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:38,625 as I make working in that park? Are you? 975 00:42:38,709 --> 00:42:40,709 - Excuse me? - You heard me, my love. 976 00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:43,672 Unless you and the show pay me what I earn there, 977 00:42:43,751 --> 00:42:46,671 my pussy will not leave the streets. 978 00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:48,745 But, Cristina, that's not fair at all. 979 00:42:51,709 --> 00:42:52,669 It is what it is, Pepe. 980 00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:55,997 Okay. 981 00:42:57,584 --> 00:43:00,714 [sighs] As you wish. 982 00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:03,422 Out of my office. 983 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:03,670 [sighs] 984 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:07,754 All right, out it is, then. 985 00:43:37,417 --> 00:43:39,627 PEPE: She seems unstoppable. 986 00:43:39,709 --> 00:43:43,329 She hires gunmen, and she's more and more sophisticate, 987 00:43:43,417 --> 00:43:44,707 but where does she train herself? 988 00:43:44,792 --> 00:43:47,002 - Where does she live? - [inhales] 989 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:49,883 Mari. Cristina here. 990 00:43:49,959 --> 00:43:52,209 What's going on? Not a single call this week. 991 00:43:52,292 --> 00:43:53,962 MARI: Timing is looking really tight this week, Cristina. 992 00:43:54,042 --> 00:43:58,042 But you said the same thing last week and the week before. 993 00:43:58,125 --> 00:43:59,495 Well, we'll see if next week 994 00:43:59,584 --> 00:44:01,464 we can squeeze you in, all right? 995 00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:02,382 - [inhales] - Next week? 996 00:44:02,459 --> 00:44:05,039 Should I call again tomorrow? 997 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:05,995 Listen. Don't worry. We'll give you a call, okay? 998 00:44:06,083 --> 00:44:09,583 Yeah, right. You'll call me, sure. 999 00:44:09,667 --> 00:44:10,957 I'll be waiting, Mari. 1000 00:44:12,459 --> 00:44:14,379 Stop calling them. Let them call you instead. 1001 00:44:14,459 --> 00:44:15,669 Manola, you stay out of it. 1002 00:44:15,751 --> 00:44:18,541 I'm quite worried and fed up right now, 1003 00:44:18,626 --> 00:44:20,326 so I don't need your comments. 1004 00:44:20,417 --> 00:44:23,497 ...for answers that might shed some light on the situation. 1005 00:44:23,584 --> 00:44:24,044 Let's see the report. 1006 00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:25,825 [snorting] 1007 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,710 ...still on the scene collecting evidence... 1008 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:31,922 I can't believe all you ever do is get high! 1009 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,130 - Huh? - What the fuck 1010 00:44:33,209 --> 00:44:35,749 do you think my house is, an after-party? 1011 00:44:35,834 --> 00:44:37,334 - Shut up! - Respect my home! 1012 00:44:37,417 --> 00:44:39,077 - Stop it, you two. - CRISTINA: Did you hear me? 1013 00:44:39,167 --> 00:44:41,457 I don't want your lazy ass here getting high all day. 1014 00:44:41,542 --> 00:44:43,002 - Shut up! - You're just a fucking junkie, 1015 00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:44,003 and I can't stand you. 1016 00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:44,713 - A junkie? - Get out! 1017 00:44:44,792 --> 00:44:45,502 Cristina! Please stop. 1018 00:44:45,584 --> 00:44:48,834 A junkie? And you? Huh? 1019 00:44:48,918 --> 00:44:50,538 - Nobody loves you. - [scoffs] 1020 00:44:50,626 --> 00:44:51,826 Not the television show. 1021 00:44:51,918 --> 00:44:53,078 Not even your mother. 1022 00:44:53,167 --> 00:44:54,577 Not even my mother? 1023 00:44:54,667 --> 00:44:56,577 Yeah, and who loves you? If it wasn't for me, 1024 00:44:56,667 --> 00:44:58,127 you'll be giving blow jobs at the Black & White. 1025 00:44:58,209 --> 00:44:59,749 You think you are the prettiest, right? Right? 1026 00:44:59,834 --> 00:45:00,794 Go get ass-fucked, you jerk! 1027 00:45:00,876 --> 00:45:02,576 - Fuck you! - Please stop it. 1028 00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:03,747 - Puttana di merda. - All right, enough. 1029 00:45:03,834 --> 00:45:05,044 - Just get out. - I'm going to hit you. 1030 00:45:05,125 --> 00:45:07,165 - What? You gonna hit me? - I will! Sì! 1031 00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:08,250 You gonna hit me? [Gasps] 1032 00:45:08,334 --> 00:45:10,464 You're such a bastard! Get out of my house! 1033 00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:12,332 - You can't tell me! - Fuck off. Get out of here. 1034 00:45:12,417 --> 00:45:13,747 - What do you want? - Get out of here! 1035 00:45:13,834 --> 00:45:14,584 CRISTINA: Get the fuck out! 1036 00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:17,037 Fuck off, you son of a bitch! 1037 00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:17,665 MANOLA: Go! 1038 00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:19,831 [objects clatter] 1039 00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:21,498 Puttana! 1040 00:45:21,584 --> 00:45:23,254 Cristina, please calm down, sweetheart. 1041 00:45:23,334 --> 00:45:25,634 Relax. Calm down, 1042 00:45:25,709 --> 00:45:27,539 Put something on, and let's go to West Park. 1043 00:45:27,626 --> 00:45:29,126 Come on. Let's go, Cristina. Come on. Let's go. 1044 00:45:29,209 --> 00:45:30,289 I'm not going to the park, Manola. 1045 00:45:30,375 --> 00:45:33,375 Why not? Well, then, please have a drink, 1046 00:45:33,459 --> 00:45:35,289 and lay down, relax, and we'll see you tomorrow. 1047 00:45:35,375 --> 00:45:37,205 You don't get it, do you? 1048 00:45:37,292 --> 00:45:40,962 That park is for you two, just a pair of prostitutes. 1049 00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:42,632 You're crossing the line. Please stop. 1050 00:45:42,709 --> 00:45:44,249 What line am I crossing? 1051 00:45:44,334 --> 00:45:45,584 This is my house. 1052 00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:47,627 Haven't you noticed where you all are standing? 1053 00:45:47,709 --> 00:45:48,459 What the hell are you? 1054 00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:51,002 - What am I? - Huh? A star? 1055 00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:51,673 A star. That's right. 1056 00:45:51,751 --> 00:45:53,831 Yeah, I have it all. 1057 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,078 And I have my house, my boyfriend, lots of cash. 1058 00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:57,667 Boyfriend? The one that just stormed out? 1059 00:45:57,751 --> 00:45:59,001 At least I have a boyfriend, my dear. 1060 00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:03,133 - Is that a boyfriend? - But you, what do you have? 1061 00:46:03,209 --> 00:46:04,419 Years piling up, 1062 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,250 and a disease that's devouring you from the inside. 1063 00:46:06,334 --> 00:46:10,294 - Cristina. - My God, Cristina. 1064 00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:12,035 Fuck off now. 1065 00:46:12,125 --> 00:46:14,625 [sighs] I'm leaving, Paca. 1066 00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:15,709 What are you doing, Cristina? For God's sake. 1067 00:46:15,792 --> 00:46:18,042 - Back off now. - Jesus, Cristina. 1068 00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:19,455 - Back off, Paca. - Have you no pity 1069 00:46:19,542 --> 00:46:20,582 or sense of shame? 1070 00:46:20,667 --> 00:46:21,827 After everything she's done for you? 1071 00:46:21,918 --> 00:46:24,918 - Go with her. - Let's go, Paca. 1072 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,210 Just go. Leave with Manola. 1073 00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:28,670 Get out! 1074 00:46:28,751 --> 00:46:31,421 Paca, let's go. Leave the star alone. 1075 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:32,500 Prostitutes don't belong here. 1076 00:46:32,584 --> 00:46:35,004 Enjoy yourself, big star. 1077 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:37,830 Come on, Paca. 1078 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000 PEPE: Hi, Loli. Welcome. 1079 00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:43,043 So Loli is your name, right? 1080 00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:44,375 Yes, that's right. 1081 00:46:44,459 --> 00:46:47,079 Eh, I've heard you are some sort of goddess 1082 00:46:47,167 --> 00:46:50,627 of the night in Madrid, is that true? 1083 00:46:50,709 --> 00:46:51,879 Well, yeah. To be perfectly honest, 1084 00:46:51,959 --> 00:46:54,079 professionally I'm very good at my job. 1085 00:46:54,167 --> 00:46:57,167 By job and professionally, what do you mean? 1086 00:46:57,250 --> 00:46:58,540 Exactly what is it that... 1087 00:46:58,626 --> 00:47:01,626 Well, prostitution of course, my dear. 1088 00:47:01,709 --> 00:47:04,629 Prostitution, yeah, and how do you hook the clients? 1089 00:47:04,709 --> 00:47:05,709 What do you do? 1090 00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:07,542 Well, I like to be playful, 1091 00:47:07,626 --> 00:47:08,746 my hair, the killer eyes, my hips. 1092 00:47:08,834 --> 00:47:11,084 I like to be seen to be admired. 1093 00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:14,917 One of the things I love is to feel wanted. 1094 00:48:05,042 --> 00:48:06,962 [squealing] 1095 00:48:09,292 --> 00:48:12,172 [gasping] 1096 00:48:37,959 --> 00:48:38,959 Tell me I'm the most beautiful. 1097 00:48:39,042 --> 00:48:42,332 You are the most beautiful. You are. 1098 00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:43,167 [panting] 1099 00:48:43,250 --> 00:48:44,000 Say it to me, you dog. 1100 00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:47,083 You're the most beautiful. 1101 00:48:50,751 --> 00:48:53,831 Ah, do you like my dress? 1102 00:48:53,918 --> 00:48:57,498 - Yes. - Oh, you like my tits, huh? 1103 00:48:57,584 --> 00:48:59,964 - Oh, Veneno's tits! - Yes. 1104 00:49:00,042 --> 00:49:01,672 - [panting] - Yes. 1105 00:49:01,751 --> 00:49:04,421 Tell me I'm beautiful. 1106 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:06,630 - You're the most beautiful. - I'm a goddess. 1107 00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:07,579 - Say it. - You're a goddess. 1108 00:49:07,667 --> 00:49:09,497 Don't I look like Brigitte Bardot? 1109 00:49:09,584 --> 00:49:11,674 - I'm Raquel Welch. - Yes. 1110 00:49:11,751 --> 00:49:13,251 - Who am I? - La Veneno. 1111 00:49:13,334 --> 00:49:16,834 - I'm La Veneno. Say it. - La Veneno. La Veneno. 1112 00:49:16,918 --> 00:49:17,748 - Say it! - La Ven... La Veneno. 1113 00:49:17,834 --> 00:49:20,254 I'm a goddess. Say my name. 1114 00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:23,134 La Veneno. [Groaning] 1115 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,960 [gasping] 1116 00:49:38,667 --> 00:49:42,207 CRISTINA: Pepe... 1117 00:49:42,292 --> 00:49:43,382 I'll do as you say. 1118 00:49:43,459 --> 00:49:45,209 I won't go back to West Park, 1119 00:49:45,292 --> 00:49:49,462 but I'm gonna need one thing from you. 1120 00:49:49,542 --> 00:49:50,462 [goat bleating] 1121 00:49:50,542 --> 00:49:52,212 Bring my mother. 1122 00:49:52,292 --> 00:49:54,502 I need to see her. 1123 00:50:13,334 --> 00:50:17,084 PEPE: But tell us, why are you so scared of... 1124 00:50:17,167 --> 00:50:19,377 How I would be scared of the truth? 1125 00:50:19,459 --> 00:50:21,379 I am not scared of the truth. 1126 00:50:21,459 --> 00:50:23,669 In fact, we... we have a lot of documents. 1127 00:50:23,751 --> 00:50:25,081 - Mama. - I have a video 1128 00:50:25,167 --> 00:50:27,747 that can corroborate it, plain and simple. 1129 00:50:27,834 --> 00:50:29,834 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. 1130 00:50:29,918 --> 00:50:31,748 Look at me. 1131 00:50:31,834 --> 00:50:34,254 - ...you have a video? - Yes, of course I do. 1132 00:50:34,334 --> 00:50:35,674 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 1133 00:50:35,751 --> 00:50:38,331 But how did you get it all of a sudden? 1134 00:50:38,417 --> 00:50:39,627 What? 1135 00:50:39,709 --> 00:50:41,749 I can't tell you who my source is. 1136 00:50:41,834 --> 00:50:45,294 If you didn't wanna see me... 1137 00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:46,165 then why'd you come to the show? 1138 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:49,880 [scoffs] 1139 00:50:49,959 --> 00:50:51,209 Honestly... 1140 00:50:51,292 --> 00:50:54,422 I enjoy having nice things and living the good life. 1141 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,250 I love the chance to be on television, Joselito. 1142 00:51:03,709 --> 00:51:05,209 Wait. Do you... do you think 1143 00:51:05,292 --> 00:51:07,832 that your childhood was more difficult than mine? 1144 00:51:07,918 --> 00:51:12,458 Oh, poor thing. 1145 00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:14,292 They called you faggot in Adra. 1146 00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:17,081 What do you know about my childhood? 1147 00:51:19,876 --> 00:51:22,626 You don't know about my father, 1148 00:51:22,709 --> 00:51:24,999 all those nights coming back drunk 1149 00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:27,383 and then beating all of us. Huh? 1150 00:51:30,292 --> 00:51:31,212 Nah. 1151 00:51:32,209 --> 00:51:35,129 No, Joselito. 1152 00:51:35,209 --> 00:51:35,789 You are not special. 1153 00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:42,712 I might not be special to you. 1154 00:51:44,918 --> 00:51:48,628 But everyone else loves me. 1155 00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:51,133 Why don't you love me? 1156 00:51:53,209 --> 00:51:55,419 I used to love Joselito. 1157 00:51:56,667 --> 00:51:58,497 You... 1158 00:52:00,375 --> 00:52:03,325 I don't know who you are. 1159 00:52:03,417 --> 00:52:06,037 [knocks] Cristina, you gotta get ready. 1160 00:52:07,334 --> 00:52:08,174 Come on, my love. 1161 00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:14,252 [music playing] 1162 00:52:14,626 --> 00:52:16,326 Let's go. 1163 00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:23,535 PEPE: Ladies and gentleman, here comes 1164 00:52:23,626 --> 00:52:28,326 the most twinkling TV star, Cristina La Veneno! 1165 00:52:43,959 --> 00:52:46,209 Uh, María José, tell us, 1166 00:52:46,292 --> 00:52:48,422 uh, do you feel proud of your daughter? 1167 00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:51,830 I mean your son, your daughter. 1168 00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:53,998 I'm not sure which word you'd like to use. 1169 00:52:58,500 --> 00:52:59,000 I'd say my... 1170 00:52:59,083 --> 00:52:59,633 Say, "your son." 1171 00:52:59,709 --> 00:53:03,079 Don't choke on it. 1172 00:53:03,167 --> 00:53:03,957 Say, "your son." 1173 00:53:04,042 --> 00:53:05,502 My dad calls me "daughter." 1174 00:53:05,584 --> 00:53:06,334 You call me "son." 1175 00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:07,497 I'm right in front of you, 1176 00:53:07,584 --> 00:53:09,544 and still the world could up and end, 1177 00:53:09,626 --> 00:53:11,626 and you'd still call me your son, Joselito. 1178 00:53:11,709 --> 00:53:13,539 You have to at least give me that... 1179 00:53:13,626 --> 00:53:16,416 I've spent many years calling you my son. 1180 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:18,630 Sure, I was born with a flute, but now I've got a harmonica. 1181 00:53:18,709 --> 00:53:20,959 [audience laughs] 1182 00:53:21,042 --> 00:53:22,462 [applause] 1183 00:53:24,209 --> 00:53:26,419 Who's sitting in front of you, a guy? 1184 00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:27,830 - No. - Who is sitting here? 1185 00:53:27,918 --> 00:53:29,168 No, no, no, I know you had a procedure 1186 00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:32,000 and turned into a woman. Well, that's it. 1187 00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:33,923 Exactly. I'm a woman. Haven't you seen my rack? 1188 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:34,920 I just don't get it. 1189 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,210 PEPE: By rack, you mean your breasts? 1190 00:53:36,292 --> 00:53:38,962 I mean, I hide my pussy in my crack! 1191 00:53:39,042 --> 00:53:40,582 [laughter] 1192 00:53:41,751 --> 00:53:44,041 María José, you haven't answered. 1193 00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:47,285 Do you feel proud of your son? 1194 00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:49,575 Please... 1195 00:53:49,667 --> 00:53:50,287 how could I feel proud of this, huh? 1196 00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:54,245 Don't you think your son 1197 00:53:54,334 --> 00:53:56,084 has had his share of pain to make it here? 1198 00:53:56,167 --> 00:54:00,377 Well, yeah, just like I have. 1199 00:54:00,459 --> 00:54:02,629 Both of us have had our share of pain, us both... 1200 00:54:02,709 --> 00:54:04,959 I'm the only one who has suffered. 1201 00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:06,832 Can't you remember the beatings you gave me for being a faggot? 1202 00:54:06,918 --> 00:54:08,788 Excuse me? 1203 00:54:08,876 --> 00:54:11,416 My mother almost beat me to death. 1204 00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,080 Have you forgotten about that, too? 1205 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:15,127 PEPE: Uh... 1206 00:54:15,209 --> 00:54:16,789 María José, huh? 1207 00:54:16,876 --> 00:54:20,996 Okay. I'm gonna tell you one thing here. 1208 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:24,333 There are many like him, tons of them. 1209 00:54:24,417 --> 00:54:28,327 Some are shameless, and others are more discreet. 1210 00:54:28,417 --> 00:54:30,457 They're gays dressed as men, okay? 1211 00:54:30,542 --> 00:54:35,042 And there are gays that, even though that's the case, 1212 00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:38,375 are more sensible with the people around them. 1213 00:54:38,459 --> 00:54:39,169 And what would you like me to be? 1214 00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:42,290 One of those manlike gays 1215 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:44,575 who have a wifey at home, but then at nighttime, 1216 00:54:44,667 --> 00:54:47,207 they go out with the other guys to get ass-fucked? 1217 00:54:47,292 --> 00:54:48,672 - No, no, no. - Want me to be one of those? 1218 00:54:48,751 --> 00:54:51,671 - I don't want that. - Like the one we both know 1219 00:54:51,751 --> 00:54:53,251 you don't want me to talk about? 1220 00:54:53,334 --> 00:54:58,504 I'd better shut up, be quiet, 1221 00:54:58,584 --> 00:55:00,714 because if I turned out this way, 1222 00:55:00,792 --> 00:55:03,172 it's because genes have played a role, Mom. 1223 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:04,880 Well, that is how genetics work, right? 1224 00:55:04,959 --> 00:55:08,169 Oh, no, it wasn't my father's family. 1225 00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:11,130 It's in your family's genes. You hear me? 1226 00:55:11,209 --> 00:55:12,419 PEPE: Okay, okay. Drop it, Cristina. 1227 00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:14,540 Let's not... not get into that today. 1228 00:55:14,626 --> 00:55:17,746 Uh, María José, what happened in the village? 1229 00:55:17,834 --> 00:55:20,134 Well, nothing. 1230 00:55:20,209 --> 00:55:22,379 To be honest, I mean, back home, 1231 00:55:22,459 --> 00:55:26,579 yeah, there were some people that did turn against him, 1232 00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:27,827 but I guess it's normal. 1233 00:55:27,918 --> 00:55:30,498 And who are those people? Tell me, huh? 1234 00:55:30,584 --> 00:55:33,294 All their children are either drug addicts 1235 00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:34,705 or even homeless and living on the street. 1236 00:55:34,792 --> 00:55:37,882 They had better bite right down on their own tongues, 1237 00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:39,079 because I had no idea 1238 00:55:39,167 --> 00:55:42,327 how to even smoke a joint or drink a whiskey. 1239 00:55:42,417 --> 00:55:43,287 - Are you listening? - But I maybe... 1240 00:55:43,375 --> 00:55:46,035 All I want is a nice outfit. 1241 00:55:46,125 --> 00:55:47,415 - But I've never had any drugs. - But you... 1242 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:51,250 So the gossip spreaders should learn what honesty tastes like 1243 00:55:51,334 --> 00:55:52,254 and take all those words back, 1244 00:55:52,334 --> 00:55:54,924 because gossip rots on the tongue. 1245 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,460 - But... - Both gossip 1246 00:55:56,542 --> 00:55:57,172 and emotional blackmail. 1247 00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:58,040 What are you implying? 1248 00:55:58,125 --> 00:56:00,415 What are you even trying to say? 1249 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:01,500 I can say whatever I want to. 1250 00:56:01,584 --> 00:56:03,214 No, you can't say that, Joselito. 1251 00:56:03,292 --> 00:56:03,962 - I say whatever I want. - You must stop. 1252 00:56:04,042 --> 00:56:05,212 There's no Joselito here. 1253 00:56:05,292 --> 00:56:09,172 Cristina Ortíz Rodríguez. Remember that, Mom. 1254 00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:11,460 [audience cheering] 1255 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,130 What you mean is that you have always 1256 00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:22,079 been someone truthful to yourself 1257 00:56:22,167 --> 00:56:23,627 and that you have followed the path you chose. 1258 00:56:23,709 --> 00:56:28,079 I can say out loud this girl is transgender, oh, yes, sir. 1259 00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:29,127 I have no reason to deny it. 1260 00:56:29,209 --> 00:56:31,999 Do you understand? 1261 00:56:32,083 --> 00:56:33,923 But back in that small town, 1262 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,170 I had to apologize for doing this 1263 00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:37,750 or doing some other shit. 1264 00:56:37,834 --> 00:56:40,004 My mother says they were jealous of me for being handsome. 1265 00:56:40,083 --> 00:56:41,793 Well, it wasn't because I was handsome. 1266 00:56:41,876 --> 00:56:44,126 I was gay, and they hated me for it, 1267 00:56:44,209 --> 00:56:46,039 and they couldn't even look at me. 1268 00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:47,205 Do you understand now? 1269 00:56:47,292 --> 00:56:49,332 Mother, do you see now? Now you know. 1270 00:56:55,876 --> 00:56:58,376 [applause] 1271 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:08,630 Ladies and gents, Cristina La Veneno. 1272 00:57:08,709 --> 00:57:10,879 [cheers echoing] 1273 00:57:15,918 --> 00:57:17,668 [panting] 1274 00:57:17,751 --> 00:57:20,461 [sobbing] 1275 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 Are you okay? 1276 00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:26,673 Cristi. Cristi. 1277 00:57:26,751 --> 00:57:28,001 Take the dress off! 1278 00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:30,833 [sobs] 1279 00:57:32,667 --> 00:57:34,667 Take this off of me! 1280 00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:35,831 [sobbing] 1281 00:57:35,918 --> 00:57:36,078 Hey. 1282 00:57:39,751 --> 00:57:40,461 Shh. Shh. 1283 00:57:41,751 --> 00:57:45,711 Shh. 1284 00:57:45,792 --> 00:57:46,712 Easy. 1285 00:57:46,792 --> 00:57:47,422 I'm here for you. 1286 00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:49,580 It's gonna be okay. 1287 00:57:49,667 --> 00:57:51,997 I'll be here for you forever. 1288 00:57:57,042 --> 00:57:59,082 [set chatter] 1289 00:58:06,918 --> 00:58:07,458 [tools whirring] 1290 00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:13,575 Hey, the mug is mine. 1291 00:58:15,334 --> 00:58:16,544 Thanks. 1292 00:58:18,459 --> 00:58:20,789 Pepe, what's happening? 1293 00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:26,125 It's over. 1294 00:58:26,209 --> 00:58:28,919 What's over? What do you mean? 1295 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,040 Everything. We're getting fired. 1296 00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:32,075 Wait. What? 1297 00:58:32,167 --> 00:58:34,997 That's right. 1298 00:58:35,542 --> 00:58:39,252 But now what? 1299 00:58:39,334 --> 00:58:41,254 Nothing. 1300 00:58:41,334 --> 00:58:42,504 There's nothing left for us here. 1301 00:58:42,584 --> 00:58:45,674 - Leave. - Excuse me, Mr. Navarro. 1302 00:58:45,751 --> 00:58:47,881 I've been told that I have to ask you to leave the TV set. 1303 00:58:47,959 --> 00:58:48,999 Please. 1304 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:55,420 Cristina... 1305 00:58:59,083 --> 00:58:59,173 best of luck. 1306 00:59:18,542 --> 00:59:19,502 Cristina. 1307 00:59:19,584 --> 00:59:21,464 What are you still doing here? 1308 00:59:21,542 --> 00:59:24,042 Do you need a lift somewhere? 1309 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:25,825 Where are you going? 1310 00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:30,173 I don't know. 1311 00:59:33,709 --> 00:59:33,749 Machús. 1312 00:59:35,709 --> 00:59:36,289 You coming? 1313 00:59:36,375 --> 00:59:38,825 Yeah, just a sec. 1314 00:59:44,626 --> 00:59:45,456 I'm so sorry, Cristina. 1315 00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:49,877 [sighs] 1316 00:59:55,375 --> 00:59:57,535 That's heavy, right, Cristina? 1317 00:59:57,626 --> 00:59:59,036 [sighs] See you later. 1318 01:00:01,751 --> 01:00:03,381 [door opens] 1319 01:00:03,459 --> 01:00:04,129 [bleats] 1320 01:00:04,209 --> 01:00:05,289 [door closes] 1321 01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:07,245 [slow electric guitar playing] 1322 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:20,080 ♪ Nunca debiste cruzar el Mississippi ♪ 1323 01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:23,705 [light pops] 1324 01:00:23,792 --> 01:00:30,082 ♪ Era mucho más salvaje que tú ♪ 1325 01:00:33,584 --> 01:00:39,634 ♪ Nunca la venganza te curó los años difíciles ♪ 1326 01:00:43,292 --> 01:00:49,332 ♪ Es más caprichosa que tú 1327 01:00:51,792 --> 01:00:55,212 ♪ Bajo el aguacero, curtida en el oeste ♪ 1328 01:00:55,292 --> 01:01:01,212 ♪ Que no te hablen de gloria, brillantina y presente ♪ 1329 01:01:01,292 --> 01:01:05,712 ♪ De eso sabes tú, limusina y puchero ♪ 1330 01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:09,292 ♪ De reírte en el suelo 1331 01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:12,955 ♪ Joselito, Cristina Veneno 1332 01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:25,750 ♪ Televisión, realidad 1333 01:01:25,834 --> 01:01:27,834 ♪ ¿A quién le importa? ♪ 1334 01:01:31,375 --> 01:01:37,245 ♪ Un minutito de gloria y vanidad ♪ 1335 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:45,830 ♪ Solo destellos de luz y chispazos de euforia ♪ 1336 01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:53,830 ♪ Llámalo destino 1337 01:01:53,918 --> 01:01:54,748 ♪ Llámalo casualidad 1338 01:01:57,709 --> 01:01:59,129 [Marcela bleats] 1339 01:01:59,209 --> 01:02:03,379 ♪ Bajo el aguacero, curtida en el oeste ♪ 1340 01:02:03,459 --> 01:02:08,459 ♪ Que no te hablen de gloria, brillantina y presente ♪ 1341 01:02:08,542 --> 01:02:13,132 ♪ De eso sabes tú, limusina y puchero ♪ 1342 01:02:13,209 --> 01:02:16,499 ♪ De reírte en el suelo 1343 01:02:16,584 --> 01:02:19,634 ♪ Joselito, Cristina Veneno 1344 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:24,325 [vocalizing] 1345 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,630 [vocalizing ends] 1346 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:06,880 [music ends] 89998

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