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♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]Captain Solomon: Ooh-up!
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Oh, and it's
"The Night of the Fang"!
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[ Telephone rings ]
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This is Captain Solomon!
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Dame Edith: I have an anonymous tip-off.
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[ Gasps ]
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I think you should
investigate
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Big Danny's Pet Shop.
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The one on Lemon Lane.
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Goodbye.
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♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb,
b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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I am choking you because
you are the D-E-V-I-L --
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devil!
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[ Coughing ]
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[ Dialing ]
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Get your asses over
to Big Danny's Pet Shop
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on Lemon Lane
right now!
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I need some
popping candy.
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Listen.
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[ Candy popping ]
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Who is doing the most
popaliciously
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ping-pang poppy-woppy
ding-a-lang,
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dop, spip, pop, and a-hip-hop
and a ding-dong del
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and a ring-the-bell
and is a fizzle-wizzle-dizzle
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fizzy-whizzy
and a pop pop-a-darom,
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pop, pop, pop,
pop-pop, pop-pop.
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Oh, do shut up!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Thud ]
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[ Siren wails ]
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[ Doorbell buzzes ]
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Well, good evening.
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I'm Big Danny Schvartz-sicle.
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And, yes, before you ask,
my teeth are false,
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and they fall out
on occasion.
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I just wanted to warn you about
that before we get started.
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We just wanted to
have a look around.
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The pet shop is now closed.
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Please come back tomorrow
during business hours.
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Now turn around
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and kindly leave.
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Get out
of my way, babes.
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As you can see, my animals
are sleeping now.
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They are exhausted and simply
must have their sleep.
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Now, ladies,
you have seen my pet shop,
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and I'm going to ask
that you leave now.
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Otherwise, I will have
speak to my sexy lawyer.
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He's a sexy man
dubbed Carlostomy.
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He has big, bushy
eyebrows that kiss in the middle
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and rosé sunglasses.
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Cuban heels?
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Of course.
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He has the most Cuban of heels,
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and he wears them
on a daily basis.
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And do you really need to ask
if he wears silk shirts
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and pantolones that reveal
his curly dong-alicious
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shabong-alicious dangling
ding-dang danky dong?
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And that he speaks
in a sensuous baritone?
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And that his accent is,
I believe, Spanish?
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And here, ladies -- and here I'm
referring to Carlostomy.
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He's a sexy, swarthy Spaniard.
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And did I mention
that he hails from Spain?
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♪♪
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[ Thud ]
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No, Primetime!
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No more bottles
in fizzogs!
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That's against
the rules.
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Get your paws off me,
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you boring,
bat-nosed shitski!
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This just became
the Night of the Fang.
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♪♪
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What? Did it really just become
the Night of the Fang?
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Can you please confirm
that this is indeed
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the Night of the Fang
as I think I just heard her say?
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Indeed, she did just
announce that this has become
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officially
the Night of the Fang.
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Oh, Mommy, please pen
a letter to Daddy
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and tell him I forgive him
for the poopadoops
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he fired at me from that
most primitive of slingshots.
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♪♪
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[ Squeaking ]
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Oh, mama mia.
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Now what?
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Kind of love this.
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Kind of hate it, too.
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What secrets
are you hiding?
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Boff.
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These pets
aren't even real.
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♪♪
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This false hamster's innards
are sensuously gooey
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chocolate-covered
caramel swirly whirly.
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Explain this
or gasp your last.
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I don't have to explain
anything to you,
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especially my fascination
for the dreamily drippy
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sensuous caramel.
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I will give you to the count
of three to explain yourself.
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One!
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Boff.
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Two!
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Boff and boff.
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Three!
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Boff and boff and boff.
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Explosion ]
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[ Body thuds ]
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I've shot the oldest
shitski I ever shot.
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♪♪
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He's dead.
Big Danny's dead.
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Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
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What's wrong,
baby girl?
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Hug me now,
soft child.
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♪♪
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Let's fill our boots.
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♪♪
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Man: Come to me.
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♪♪
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The pet shop behind
the pet shop.
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Who are you?
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Reveal your identity
if indeed you have
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the capacity for speech,
logic, and reasoning.
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I am Animale.
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Neither animal nor man,
I occupy a rather unique realm.
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The premium pet,
he dubbed me.
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"He" being Big Danny,
of course.
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I came with a rather high
price tag, or so I'm told.
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$10,000 U.S.
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But I attracted no buyer.
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Tell me, is Big Danny dead?
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Yes, he's dead.
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You're free now.
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I've been incarcerated
for so long,
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I don't even know what to do
now that I'm free once more.
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Is there anything you've
been dreaming of doing?
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Yes.
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There's one
delightful fantasia
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that's kept my spirits aglow
during endless dark,
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lonely nights in this most
rancid and piss-soaked
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of chambers.
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Rollies.
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[ Chanting "rollies" ]
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[ All chanting "rollies" ]
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[ Laughing ]
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From fabulous rollies to...
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All: Fabulous rollies!
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Deluscious rollies
in an alfresco manner.
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Does it genuinely get
any better than this?
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Rollies are deluscious!
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Thank you for the...
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All: Deluscious rollies!
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Shit, yeah.
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Shit, yeah.
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Shit, yeah.
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Shit, yeah.
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♪♪
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Those rollies do indeed
look most deluscious.
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The tropical cops
are fine for now.
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They're no longer my quarry.
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But are you?
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Be careful how you answer that.
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I am a mad ghost,
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and there's no denying it.
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I have been judged,
and I have been watched today,
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and I resent that.
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I will find you
in your dreams tonight,
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and I'll slice out your kidneys
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one by one.
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And then
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I'll feed them to my pets.
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Trust me.
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I have killed before!
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All: And he will kill again!
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♪♪
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