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♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]Captain Solomon: Ooh-up!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Laughter in distance ]
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Mungo: [ Screams ]
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Aah! Aah. Aah.
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It's El Cockarico
El Diablo!
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Aah!That purple shitski
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has been stinging legions
of poor seafarers
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since time immemorial!
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Squishes ]
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[ Explosion ][ Spits ]
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Mama, look!
I'm changing!
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Mama!
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♪♪
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Mama, I am changing!
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Oh, so old, so quickly!
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[ Beeping ]
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It looks like
it's the Scalp Collector!
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Is it?
Is it the Scalp Collector?
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Let's go!
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Mama, that jellyfish
has shriveled me up
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into an ancient crisp.
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[ Crying ]
Behold your precious boy
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trapped upon
these golden sands.
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Make your own way home,
child!
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We'll deal with
your odd symptoms later!
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Why must
you always leave me?
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[ Cries ]
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[ Siren wails ]
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♪♪
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You're exceeding
the speed limit,
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you damn reckless
shitski!
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And I had a beer for breakfast,
you damn shitski!
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[ Goat bleats ]
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[ Squishes ]
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[ Goat bleats weakly ]
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[ Siren wails ]
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[ Clangs ]
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There's a fat rat
in that room over there
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who claims to know
the whereabouts
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of the Scalp Collector!
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But he is demanding
$1 million US
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for the information!
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You must capture
the Scalp Collector
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before he causes any mayhem
to our tourists
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who are, uh,
enjoying their vacation
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on our golden
tropical beaches!
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♪♪
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Come join me on the beach
next Tuesday,
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you boring Trop Cops!
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Put your hands
on your hips!
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♪♪
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Intimidation mode
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has been activated
in my cerebellum!
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No, no, not again!
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What happened
to the old Meechie?
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What happened
to the horny wild witch
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that did a great big
yellow pool snake
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down a suspect's
actual esophagus?
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That was private,
Primetime!
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Do not lose your cool
in this most dank of chambers!
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♪♪
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Living it?
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Loving it!
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♪♪
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They're so stupid!
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But I love them!
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Don't you?
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Where's
the Scalp Collector?
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I require $1 million US,
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and then information
will spill freely
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from these juicy, plumpy
lippy-dippy doo-dahs.
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Mm.
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Where is
the Scalp Collector?
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These glossy lips
will part
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to reveal
a cascade of information
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once my financial
requirements are met!
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Hm. Hm.
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Ah. [ Laughs ]
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♪ With a spice spice here,
and a spice spice there ♪
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♪ Here a spice,
there a spice ♪
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♪ Everywhere
a spice spice ♪
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Wait!
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Am I really going
to join this song?
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Daddy always said
I couldn't sing.
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♪ And a WTF
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♪ And a OMG
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♪ And a who, and a hey
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♪ And a
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[ Screams ]
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You like
creamy banana cones?
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Who doesn't?
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What a question, huh?
Huh?
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Nobody ever
agrees with me!
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How about
creamy banana cones
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sprinkled
in Arabian spice dust
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so hot they're
volcanically illegal?
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Uh, wait.
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I need to speak
with my legal team.
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But I don't have
a legal team, do I?
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This is unethical!
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And so
is scalp collecting,
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you illegal twat
of a wanking cock!
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[ Speaking in
indistinct language ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Speaks in
indistinct language ]
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[ Speaks in
indistinct language ]
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No, no, no, no.
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[ Squishes ][ Grunts ]
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[ Muffled screams ]
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No, no.
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No, no, no.
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[ Grunts ]
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♪♪
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Let's go!
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♪♪
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[ Muffled shout ]
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♪♪
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[ Engine shuts off ]
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[ Car doors close ]
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Scalp Collector:
I used to pan-fry the scalps,
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as you know,
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but I've invested
in a deep-fat fryer,
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and I believe
you'll find these new scalps
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far crunchier
and less oily.
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But what say you,
great tastemaker?
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[ Sniffs ]
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It is with a heavy heart
that I must announce
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that these scalps...
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are delicious!
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Crunchily crunchy,
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saltily salty,
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tangily
tang-tang-tangy!
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Ooh.
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I just dribbled a little bit
in the basement.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hashtag totally not sorry.
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Hashtag styling it out.
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Hashtag is an old joke,
yes?
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Hmm?
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Top scalps!
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[ Applause ]
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[ Inhales ]
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Sometimes,
they smell like anus.
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We have six scalp-munching
shitskis.
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This needs to be
a precision kill, Primetime.
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Let me fetch my Corner Gun,
my good sir.
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We need authorization
from Captain Solomon
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to use that thing!
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Then authorize it,
Donkey Dong!
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Stomp on him,
Detective Barry Trout!
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Stomp on him!
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Flatten him,
Detective Barry Trout!
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Flatten him!
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Meechie:
Captain Solomon!
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♪♪
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Meechie, I'm giving orders
to Detective Barry Trout,
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one of the greatest detectives
in our police force!
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I'm requesting authorization
to use the Corner Gun!
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Come on!
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We ain't got all bloody day,
mate,
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Have we?
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Captain, now, please!
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I need to request
authorization
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from our island's governor,
Mary Gold!
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Please wait!
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Detective Barry Trout
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will fit both boots
in your mouth!
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♪♪
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That phone is only for
calling Governor Mary Gold!
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Oh, do shut up,
Detective Barry Trout!
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Oh, do shut up,
Captain Horace Solomon!
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[ Phone rings ]
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Governor Mary Gold
speaking.
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Soloman: Governor, we need authorization
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to use the corner gun.
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We've got the Scalp Collector
in our sights.
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Come on, you great big dungy
twat of a wanking cock!
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Captain, I cannot overemphasize
how urgent this is!
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Governor Gold,
please think of the scalps!
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I saw this man leaving
the island without a scalp!
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Imagine what it's like!
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You can't comb your hair!
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♪♪
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Should I be
a good golden girly
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or a bad golden girly?
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[ Laughs ]
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He's about to leave.
Get her done!
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Get that gold-plated shitski
to make her damn mind up!
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Now, now, now!
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Kill the mother-loving
son of a twat.
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Kill und kill,
und kill.
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Kill the Scalp Collector
now!
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Aye!
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Aye!
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♪♪
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Oh, Mommy.
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I'm coming!
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[ Gunshot ]
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♪♪
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[ All gurgling ]
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[ Gurgles ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Disgusting!
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