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♪♪
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Oh, it is the how to be
a tropical cop episode.
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[ Insects chirping ]
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Primetime: My good sir,
I'm truly struggling to maintain
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consciousness during
this most tedious of stakeouts.
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We've been here
for six hours
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waiting for this
most mythical man
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who has been dubbed
with the moniker
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"Don Quidong"
to come home.
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On long, dank night
such as this,
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one wonders why we ever set foot
on this infernal island.
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Big time, pally.
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I'm so bored
of this island.
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I'm so bored
of you, too.
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It used to be so easy...
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so easy and so nice --
so very nice.
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[ Ship horn blowing ]
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♪♪
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Welcome to the tropical island,
Primetime and Meechie!
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Welcome!!
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We're very excited
you are here!
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Big-city cops!
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great big-city cops
on our little island!
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Hoo, boy.
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Please let me take care
of your suitcases.
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♪ Two tropical elephants
arriving to our island ♪
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[ Shatter ]
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What about
our precious babies?
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The babies need
to stay in their scary cage
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until they prove themselves
as tropical cops!
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[ Both crying and screaming ]
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No! You run
behind the car!
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You need to build
tropical bodies!
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[ Engine starts, siren wailing ]
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♪♪
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We will first go
to your tropical house!
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This is where you will live!
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It is a tropical house
by the beach!
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Get your big, fat,
boring tropical elephant asses
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into this tropical house
right now!
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This is
your house now!
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It's a tropical house
designed for two tropical cops!
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Come on! We're checking out
the tropical kitchen,
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and inside
that tropical kitchen,
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a tropical
refrigerator!
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[ Insects buzzing ]
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You will be drinking 10 of these
tropical energize drinks daily,
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or the tropical heat and
the humidity will rot your guts!
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♪ You will be dead
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♪ You will be deaaad
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Now, we will go to the tropical
police station immediately!
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[ Siren wailing ]Come on! Come on!
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I beg you!
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We have urgent
tropical police work to do!
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We get our calls
on these tropical phones!
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Trop-- Tropical!
Tropical!
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Lookie here.
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A tropical doorway!
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Get your asses
into the locker room now!
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I mean, asses,
locker room, now!
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Get your fat,
square, gargantuan,
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elephantine asses
into the locker room,
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or I will execute
both of you immediately.
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I won't hesitate it
at all.
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Get your asses
into the locker room
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where there is fruity drinks...
lots of stuff,
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and there are other things that
I cannot tell you right now,
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but there are many things
in that locker room
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you should know about
and get prepared to know about.
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So, get your asses
into the locker room now!
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[ Panting ]
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Sometimes,
I miss my mommy!
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♪ Don those
tropical uniforms now ♪
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Now!
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Put those tropical uniforms
on now!
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Now that you donned
your tropical uniforms,
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you get to meet
our tropical chef dubbed Andre.
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This is Chef Andre!
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He will be making you a high-end
energy tropical smoothie!
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I make
a special tropical blend.
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He makes
a special tropical blend,
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a special
tropical smoothieeeee!
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Beeping ]
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To the interrogation room!
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My client has been here
for 23 hours, 55 minutes.
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Five more minutes,
you'll let him go,
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unless, of course,
he confesses to killing
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the tropical lounge crooners,
which he won't.
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We've got five minutes
to get a confession from him,
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so go to it.
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♪♪
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This is
a flamethrower.
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Is that really
a flamethrower?
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Is that really
a flamethrower?
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That's a strong
flamethrower.
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You wouldn't dare throw flames
at my client.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Yes, I would!
Go ahead.
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Throw the flame.
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Go incinerate him
right now.
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Come on. Turn him into
a flaming fricassee,
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a tropical fricassee.
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Do not throw flames!
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I'm sorry, Captain.
I can't do it.
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Your five minutes are up.
My client is free to go.
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Oh, boy.
Oh, Mama.
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I'm going to
take you to the other room
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and show you
who the realmaster is.
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♪ Give me one good reason
not to fire your asses ♪
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♪ You're so stupid
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♪ Give me one good reason
not to fire your asses ♪
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♪ You're so stupid
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♪ Give me one good reason
not to fire your asses ♪
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♪ You're so stupid
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You're so stupid.
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♪♪
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Freeze right there you
long-donged, hook-nosed shitski!
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Reveal your
identity now, sir,
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before I get to blasting
your fingers clean off!
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Yes, my moniker is
Don Quidong.
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That is to say I am the dark
don of the de-luscious,
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dongaliciously dangling donkey
dongy-wongy dang-dong.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Behold.
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Behold.
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See why I have earned
this worthy moniker.
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See why I am dubbed
Lord Don Quidong.
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Oh, hell no.
I don't want to see that.
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I -- I do.
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I really don't want
to see it!
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I really do want
to see it!
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Oh, hell, no!
I don't want to see it!
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Oh, hell, yes!
I want to see it!
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Oh, hell, no!
I don't want to see that!
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Oh, hell, yes!
I want to see it!
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Gun clicks ]
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Oh.
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Oh, you know, it's just a toy
for children.
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You know, I work
in a little toy shop,
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and I make things
for children myself.
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Children are very fond
of playing with these things
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because they are just
harmless toys, you know?
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Children, they love
to play with --
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Uh, no. Uh,
children do not play with that.
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I am leaving.
I don't like --
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[ Screaming ]
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♪♪
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You haven't killed me.
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You've merely sent me
to another realm.
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It's becoming very clear
and vivid.
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Would you like me
to describe it to you?
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I want to go to sleep,
pally!
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[ Bike bell chiming ]
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♪♪
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You're a couple
of prime assholes!
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We wanted
Don Quidong alive!
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You've fried him to a crisp!
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You're so stuuupiiid!
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♪♪
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Keep up, stupid,
boring tropical elephants!
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[ Panting ]
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♪♪
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