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What's it start with? 17 00:00:40,639 --> 00:00:41,860 _ 18 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:42,960 B! 19 00:00:44,243 --> 00:00:45,985 I need new Legos. 20 00:00:46,085 --> 00:00:48,067 _ 21 00:00:48,167 --> 00:00:53,073 _ 22 00:00:55,415 --> 00:00:56,531 - Night-night. - Night-night. 23 00:00:56,536 --> 00:00:58,679 _ 24 00:00:58,779 --> 00:01:03,484 "And make them into crowns and play King of the Forest." 25 00:01:04,866 --> 00:01:06,487 _ 26 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,582 No real surprises here. 27 00:01:19,682 --> 00:01:21,704 Junior account executive requires a lot 28 00:01:21,804 --> 00:01:23,587 of client management. 29 00:01:23,687 --> 00:01:25,268 Well, I'm a great communicator. 30 00:01:25,368 --> 00:01:26,950 How do you communicate? 31 00:01:27,050 --> 00:01:28,628 Well, you know, I've been a tutor for teenagers 32 00:01:28,652 --> 00:01:29,852 for the past five years. 33 00:01:29,853 --> 00:01:32,717 - Ugh. Gross. - Yeah. 34 00:01:32,817 --> 00:01:35,418 You know, I just feel like if I can get a teenage boy 35 00:01:35,419 --> 00:01:38,110 to write an essay on slavery's destruction of identity 36 00:01:38,115 --> 00:01:39,241 in Toni Morrison's Beloved, 37 00:01:39,242 --> 00:01:40,660 - I can pretty much get anyone... - Stop! 38 00:01:43,669 --> 00:01:47,133 Love... I love Beloved! 39 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:48,349 I love Beloved! 40 00:01:50,636 --> 00:01:51,978 So well written. 41 00:01:52,078 --> 00:01:55,302 And Toni Morrison, holy frijoles, 42 00:01:55,402 --> 00:01:57,384 he is my jam. 43 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,226 Yeah, she's really good. 44 00:01:59,326 --> 00:02:01,207 That's exactly what I'm talking about. 45 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,208 - Really? - Yeah. 46 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:05,153 - Wow. Cool. - Great. 47 00:02:05,343 --> 00:02:07,345 Ooh. 48 00:02:08,066 --> 00:02:09,266 So you have a child, right? 49 00:02:09,307 --> 00:02:11,450 Mm-hmm. 50 00:02:15,754 --> 00:02:17,336 Hmm. 51 00:02:19,358 --> 00:02:21,361 Hmm. 52 00:02:22,161 --> 00:02:23,361 Really nice office. 53 00:02:23,363 --> 00:02:25,665 Oh, thank you. 54 00:02:25,765 --> 00:02:28,188 I'm gonna be honest with you. You don't want this job. 55 00:02:28,288 --> 00:02:29,950 It's a lot of nights and weekends. 56 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:33,274 - You'll probably never see your kid. - Okay. 57 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:37,959 Okay, great. 58 00:02:38,059 --> 00:02:39,677 I have another meeting, so you're gonna have to get... 59 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:40,817 - Oh. - Oh, but thank you so much. 60 00:02:40,822 --> 00:02:42,022 Thank you. 61 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:43,445 It was really nice to meet you. 62 00:02:54,117 --> 00:02:56,019 So sorry you didn't get the ad job, honey. 63 00:02:56,119 --> 00:02:57,741 Have you thought about real estate? 64 00:02:57,841 --> 00:03:00,384 Oh, God, Jackie. You want everyone to be you. 65 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:01,706 I wish I was her. 66 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,427 I do. I wish I was you. 67 00:03:03,527 --> 00:03:05,345 - Oh, I wish I was you. - I really wish I was you. 68 00:03:05,369 --> 00:03:06,707 - No, I wish I was you. - I wish I was you. 69 00:03:06,731 --> 00:03:09,074 I don't really wish I was you. 70 00:03:09,174 --> 00:03:11,054 No, I get it. I don't really wanna be me either. 71 00:03:11,176 --> 00:03:13,194 But you're really good at this. Like, do some more. 72 00:03:13,218 --> 00:03:14,796 Okay, let me give you another one. Ready? 73 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,883 Tastes better than your sadness. 74 00:03:17,983 --> 00:03:19,801 - That's so good. - Hold on. I have a better one. 75 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:23,530 Drown your sorrows in a bottle of Guinness. 76 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:25,852 That wasn't better. That was just louder. 77 00:03:25,952 --> 00:03:27,774 Jack, could you please get me a beer? 78 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,376 No. 79 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,218 What do you mean, no? 80 00:03:31,318 --> 00:03:32,576 I'm sick of doing shit for you, and I'm not gonna do it. 81 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:33,981 You don't ever do anything for me. 82 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,739 No, 'cause you're always bossing me around, 83 00:03:35,763 --> 00:03:37,501 like you always have, like you have my whole life. 84 00:03:37,525 --> 00:03:39,227 And you know what else? 85 00:03:39,327 --> 00:03:41,470 I cannot believe that you did not give me the listing 86 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:43,752 for this house. I cannot believe that you... 87 00:03:43,852 --> 00:03:45,474 What the hell are you talking about? 88 00:03:45,574 --> 00:03:47,156 Jesus Christ, Jackie. 89 00:03:47,256 --> 00:03:49,318 I gotta hear from some chump realtor 90 00:03:49,418 --> 00:03:51,801 that my own sister's selling her fucking house? 91 00:03:51,901 --> 00:03:54,699 - That's not right. - I am not selling my house. 92 00:03:54,704 --> 00:03:55,820 - Really? - Yes, that... 93 00:03:55,825 --> 00:03:56,942 That's why they're calling me? 94 00:03:56,947 --> 00:03:58,849 Jackie, why are you so insecure? 95 00:03:58,949 --> 00:04:00,105 - I'm not insecure. - You are. 96 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,452 You are insecure. 97 00:04:01,552 --> 00:04:02,813 If I had a house to sell, 98 00:04:02,913 --> 00:04:04,495 of course I would give it to you. 99 00:04:04,595 --> 00:04:06,597 Has anyone talked to Joe Junior about this? 100 00:04:07,358 --> 00:04:09,020 I think Junior's trying to sell the house. 101 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,862 Are you fucking kidding me? 102 00:04:10,962 --> 00:04:12,304 I wish I was. 103 00:04:12,404 --> 00:04:14,026 And you didn't call me and tell me? 104 00:04:14,126 --> 00:04:15,664 What the fuck? I'm telling you right now. 105 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:17,185 I thought... we thought you were in on it. 106 00:04:17,209 --> 00:04:18,831 - How you gonna take... - Give me a sip. 107 00:04:18,931 --> 00:04:19,931 - I got this off that... - Why the hell didn't you... 108 00:04:19,932 --> 00:04:22,435 - ... shit loser realtor... - Why the hell didn't you call me? 109 00:04:22,535 --> 00:04:23,873 She just said she thought you knew. 110 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,439 I'm not in on it, Jackie. 111 00:04:25,539 --> 00:04:28,362 That goddamn Joe is trying to fuck me over. 112 00:04:28,462 --> 00:04:29,763 Well, that's true. 113 00:04:29,863 --> 00:04:31,361 I won't stand for it. You know what I'll do? 114 00:04:31,385 --> 00:04:32,785 I will burn down this fucking house 115 00:04:32,867 --> 00:04:34,408 before letting him get away with that. 116 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:35,948 Hey, Mom, you know if you go outside 117 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:37,408 and you hug a tree for five minutes a day, 118 00:04:37,432 --> 00:04:38,832 it's like taking an antidepressant? 119 00:04:38,913 --> 00:04:40,070 You know what you need to do 120 00:04:40,075 --> 00:04:41,355 that would help you a little bit 121 00:04:41,436 --> 00:04:43,859 feel better and everything in your life? 122 00:04:43,959 --> 00:04:45,961 Get a fucking job. 123 00:04:49,085 --> 00:04:50,707 You need 24 hours hugging that tree. 124 00:04:50,807 --> 00:04:52,549 - Mm. - You need to lay off her. 125 00:04:52,649 --> 00:04:53,866 You gotta lay off her. You're gonna have to talk to him. 126 00:04:53,890 --> 00:04:55,090 What do you wanna do? 127 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:56,549 Listen, I'm not gonna talk... 128 00:04:56,573 --> 00:04:57,790 - Go to the beach. - Go to the beach? 129 00:04:57,814 --> 00:04:59,877 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, come on. Come on. 130 00:04:59,977 --> 00:05:01,657 You want to be part of the decision-making? 131 00:05:01,739 --> 00:05:03,036 You're gonna have to do something like talk to him. 132 00:05:03,060 --> 00:05:04,300 Be reasonable. Make him dinner. 133 00:05:04,382 --> 00:05:05,683 - Make him dinner? - Yeah. 134 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,183 That's what you think's gonna help? 135 00:05:07,225 --> 00:05:08,825 Make him dinner, like that thing you do. 136 00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:10,485 Yeah, hey, I thought you were staying for supper. 137 00:05:10,509 --> 00:05:12,931 No, I gotta go to 7-Eleven, get a fucking job. 138 00:05:13,031 --> 00:05:14,733 That's very funny, Bridgette. 139 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:17,777 Hey, hey, hey, remember, it tastes better than sadness. 140 00:05:17,877 --> 00:05:19,539 - Bye, Jack. - It does. 141 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,983 Go get us a couple of cold ones, will you? 142 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:24,704 Jesus, now I'm doing what you say to do. 143 00:05:31,412 --> 00:05:33,274 Oh, look. Our French fries. 144 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:35,436 The waiter put them out here for us. 145 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,358 How nice. 146 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:40,001 Come on, let's go to the beach. Sit on the water. 147 00:05:43,505 --> 00:05:45,507 Come on. 148 00:05:46,228 --> 00:05:48,611 - This is fun. - One, two, three. 149 00:05:48,711 --> 00:05:50,253 - Ooh. - Up. 150 00:05:54,678 --> 00:05:57,221 Fries are good. 151 00:05:57,321 --> 00:06:00,985 So I'm gonna probably have to start working full-time. 152 00:06:01,085 --> 00:06:03,588 I know. 153 00:06:03,688 --> 00:06:05,550 So I'm not gonna be around as much. 154 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:08,593 I know we don't have any more money. 155 00:06:08,693 --> 00:06:10,275 Well, we're gonna have money. 156 00:06:10,375 --> 00:06:12,317 Soon as someone hires me. 157 00:06:12,417 --> 00:06:15,361 What do you wanna buy with the money? 158 00:06:15,461 --> 00:06:17,443 A pony? 159 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,646 Yeah, I want a pony. 160 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,207 Me too. 161 00:06:21,307 --> 00:06:23,169 A rainbow pony. 162 00:06:42,210 --> 00:06:44,633 _ 163 00:06:44,733 --> 00:06:47,036 _ 164 00:06:52,142 --> 00:06:54,284 Hey, Mom. 165 00:06:54,384 --> 00:06:56,366 Shh. Sweet dreams. 166 00:07:12,644 --> 00:07:14,627 You didn't write down your social security number. 167 00:07:14,727 --> 00:07:16,729 Oh, really? 168 00:07:17,089 --> 00:07:19,132 Oh, I must... where do I do it? Oh. 169 00:07:22,615 --> 00:07:26,159 You... you do have a social security number? 170 00:07:26,259 --> 00:07:27,459 Oh, yeah. No, I do. 171 00:07:27,541 --> 00:07:28,923 - Okay. - Question. 172 00:07:29,023 --> 00:07:30,440 Uh, do you have a social security number? 173 00:07:30,464 --> 00:07:32,286 - I do. - What's yours? 174 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,706 Yeah, that's something that I would prefer to keep private. 175 00:07:34,749 --> 00:07:36,687 Sometimes I don't remember if it's a six or a nine. 176 00:07:36,711 --> 00:07:38,133 Easy mistake. 177 00:07:38,233 --> 00:07:39,695 It... it does have to be accurate. 178 00:07:39,795 --> 00:07:40,995 Okay. There you go. 179 00:07:41,036 --> 00:07:42,337 Okay. 180 00:07:42,437 --> 00:07:43,437 Actually, you know what? I think it's... 181 00:07:43,438 --> 00:07:44,740 I think it's a nine. 182 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,538 Yeah, it's definitely a nine. Okay, all set. 183 00:07:46,562 --> 00:07:48,464 Mm-hmm, all right. 184 00:07:48,564 --> 00:07:51,347 Can't believe I'm here. 185 00:07:51,447 --> 00:07:53,390 You know, just that it's come to this. 186 00:07:53,490 --> 00:07:55,752 This is really for real poor people. 187 00:07:55,852 --> 00:07:57,875 Not like... you know what I mean. 188 00:07:57,975 --> 00:07:59,837 Yeah, well, you certainly qualify. 189 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:01,657 I know, but, you know, I'm college educated, 190 00:08:01,699 --> 00:08:02,960 for the most part. 191 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:04,562 Some people would say I'm pretty, 192 00:08:04,662 --> 00:08:05,964 but, you know... 193 00:08:06,064 --> 00:08:08,487 Yeah. 194 00:08:08,587 --> 00:08:10,168 That's inappropriate. 195 00:08:10,268 --> 00:08:14,133 Look, you all feel that way. 196 00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:15,494 So just be grateful, okay? 197 00:08:15,594 --> 00:08:16,671 I can do that. 198 00:08:16,676 --> 00:08:18,698 This is an EBT card. 199 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:22,062 You can use that at most grocery stores or 7-Elevens. 200 00:08:22,162 --> 00:08:24,705 This government is so cool. 201 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,147 Yep. 202 00:08:27,247 --> 00:08:30,631 Free money, free money, free money! 203 00:08:30,731 --> 00:08:32,954 Whoo-hoo! Whoo, whoo! 204 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,056 Oink, oink! 205 00:08:40,462 --> 00:08:42,925 Larry, you got a good voice, buddy. 206 00:08:43,025 --> 00:08:44,366 - You hungry? - Mm-mm. 207 00:08:44,466 --> 00:08:46,329 Did Mama give you food? Did you eat already? 208 00:08:46,429 --> 00:08:49,652 - I ate some cookies. - You ate some cookies? 209 00:08:49,752 --> 00:08:52,015 Mama gave me French fries off the table. 210 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,898 Hello, Larry. When did you get here? 211 00:08:54,998 --> 00:08:56,500 - Hi. - Hey, babe. 212 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,183 Oh, is my hair disgusting? It feels so gross. 213 00:08:59,283 --> 00:09:01,145 I look insane, stupid broken shower. 214 00:09:01,245 --> 00:09:02,787 Here, eat some. 215 00:09:02,887 --> 00:09:04,829 No, oh, thank you, but today 216 00:09:04,929 --> 00:09:06,871 is my non-eating day. 217 00:09:06,971 --> 00:09:08,128 You have a busy day today, babe? 218 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:09,434 Yeah. 219 00:09:09,534 --> 00:09:11,657 But I wish I could hang out with you guys. 220 00:09:13,258 --> 00:09:16,242 You got a good dad there, Larry. Making you breakfast. 221 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:19,005 My dad used to take me to Bunnings 222 00:09:19,105 --> 00:09:22,008 for the free sausage sizzle. 223 00:09:22,108 --> 00:09:25,853 Bunnings is a warehouse. What are you doing today? 224 00:09:25,953 --> 00:09:29,817 Oh, um, private session. I got a new client. 225 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,979 Babe, that's amazing! 226 00:09:32,079 --> 00:09:34,022 - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. 227 00:09:34,122 --> 00:09:36,424 All right, I gotta run. Bye. 228 00:09:36,524 --> 00:09:37,786 Bye, babe. Love you. 229 00:09:37,886 --> 00:09:39,042 - Bye. - Oh, fuck, shit. 230 00:09:39,047 --> 00:09:40,709 - I mean... - Earmuffs. 231 00:09:40,809 --> 00:09:42,111 ... trucks and sheeps. 232 00:09:42,211 --> 00:09:43,552 I forgot the, um... 233 00:09:43,652 --> 00:09:45,310 the plumber's coming today to fix the shower 234 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,156 and I'm not gonna be here. I'm sorry. 235 00:09:47,256 --> 00:09:48,918 - I'm sorry. - Um, yeah. 236 00:09:49,018 --> 00:09:50,520 Uh, I'll be here. 237 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:52,518 Even though you've got that session and all those... 238 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:53,982 Oh, you've got those errands to run. 239 00:09:54,024 --> 00:09:55,180 - I got it, yeah. - Thank you. 240 00:09:55,185 --> 00:09:56,807 Okay, well, uh, Jim says to use 241 00:09:56,907 --> 00:09:58,325 the corporate card for the dry cleaners. 242 00:09:58,349 --> 00:09:59,890 - But get a receipt. - All right. 243 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,528 And then this is for Bed Bath & Beyond for the sheets, 244 00:10:01,552 --> 00:10:03,014 and then here's, um, a 20 for... 245 00:10:03,114 --> 00:10:04,455 No, no, baby, I got cash. 246 00:10:04,555 --> 00:10:05,632 - No, thank you so much. - Babe, I got ca... 247 00:10:05,637 --> 00:10:07,098 No, no. 248 00:10:07,198 --> 00:10:08,736 Oh, and my checkbook's in the drawer for the plumber. 249 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:09,836 - Bye. - Bye. 250 00:10:09,841 --> 00:10:11,041 Yay, I get to shower tonight. 251 00:10:13,966 --> 00:10:16,589 Did you eat all of the sausage? 252 00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:19,793 I knew it was delicious. 253 00:10:19,893 --> 00:10:21,274 You wanna go see Auntie Itsy? 254 00:10:25,419 --> 00:10:29,283 Oh, Joe Junior, please don't throw me out of my house. 255 00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:33,087 I'm broke and alone. I'm just a silly woman. 256 00:10:33,187 --> 00:10:35,490 Please, what will I do? 257 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:37,528 You're such a good actress. You should have been an actress. 258 00:10:37,552 --> 00:10:39,054 That was convincing. 259 00:10:39,154 --> 00:10:41,336 Well, you know, never underestimate the power 260 00:10:41,436 --> 00:10:44,220 of a guilty conscience. Jesus taught us that. 261 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,182 There you go. 262 00:10:46,282 --> 00:10:47,904 Bridgette, did you get a credit card? 263 00:10:48,004 --> 00:10:50,026 Uh, it's better. It's an EBT card. 264 00:10:50,126 --> 00:10:51,908 Food stamps? 265 00:10:52,008 --> 00:10:54,191 - Yeah, food stamps. - Bridgette, come on, now. 266 00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:56,113 What are you, a welfare queen? 267 00:10:56,213 --> 00:10:57,213 Yeah, maybe I am. 268 00:10:57,214 --> 00:10:58,836 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 269 00:11:03,741 --> 00:11:05,684 All right, who's next? 270 00:11:05,784 --> 00:11:07,926 - Bridgette Bird. - That's me. 271 00:11:10,909 --> 00:11:12,109 My queen. 272 00:11:12,111 --> 00:11:13,692 Welfare queen, that is. 273 00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:16,896 Absolutely. Mothering is the most important job, 274 00:11:16,996 --> 00:11:20,540 and the U.S. government is happy to recognize it as labor. 275 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,640 Thank you. 276 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,143 Check for $50,000. 277 00:11:23,243 --> 00:11:24,985 $50,000? 278 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:28,429 And this hopefully will cover any walking-around money. 279 00:11:28,529 --> 00:11:30,791 Wow, just for being a mom? 280 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,353 Just for being a mom. 281 00:11:32,453 --> 00:11:34,155 Seven days a week, 24 hours a day, 282 00:11:34,255 --> 00:11:36,157 no weekends, no vacations. 283 00:11:36,257 --> 00:11:37,697 - To the moms! - To the moms! 284 00:11:37,779 --> 00:11:40,082 It's just to help me get back on my feet. 285 00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:41,258 - Mm. - Mm-hmm. 286 00:11:41,263 --> 00:11:42,525 I thought Trump was supposed 287 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:43,945 to get rid of all these handouts. 288 00:11:43,986 --> 00:11:46,529 Ma'am, you have a balance for 285. 289 00:11:46,629 --> 00:11:48,892 - What? Wait... - You have a balance for 285. 290 00:11:48,992 --> 00:11:51,454 - No, I gave you the card. - No, EBT pay only food. 291 00:11:51,554 --> 00:11:56,260 Most of the item that you have over here is not covered. 292 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,581 What? Like what? 293 00:11:57,681 --> 00:12:00,945 Tampon. Napkin. 294 00:12:01,045 --> 00:12:03,468 Plastic wrap. Hold this for me. 295 00:12:03,568 --> 00:12:05,270 The vitamin. Nothing on that. 296 00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:07,068 - What does this cover, then? - They only... 297 00:12:07,092 --> 00:12:10,275 Only veggie, oatmeal, seed seed. 298 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:11,575 What are seed seeds? 299 00:12:11,657 --> 00:12:13,199 It's a small seed. 300 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:16,122 You put it under the ground and they'll grow up 301 00:12:16,222 --> 00:12:17,924 and you can eat that. 302 00:12:18,024 --> 00:12:19,842 Only the thing that not covered with the food stamps, 303 00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:21,928 you have to pay cash. 304 00:12:22,028 --> 00:12:24,651 - Can you just cover me? - No. 305 00:12:24,751 --> 00:12:26,049 I can take it out the items not covered. 306 00:12:26,073 --> 00:12:27,374 No, no, wait. Just... It's okay. 307 00:12:27,474 --> 00:12:28,591 You're just... Just pay for it, Mom. 308 00:12:28,596 --> 00:12:30,578 I will pay you back. 309 00:12:30,678 --> 00:12:32,100 Look, this is not my fault, okay? 310 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,577 - Whose fault is it? - I mean, it's probably... 311 00:12:33,601 --> 00:12:34,979 Hey, Bridge. Bridge, Bridge, Bridge. 312 00:12:35,003 --> 00:12:36,424 How much money do you need, honey? 313 00:12:36,524 --> 00:12:37,982 Listen, do not get involved here, Jackie. 314 00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:40,149 She doesn't need any more handouts. 315 00:12:40,249 --> 00:12:41,786 - Mom, you're making a scene. - No, hey, give me. 316 00:12:41,810 --> 00:12:43,813 Don't you touch my bag! 317 00:12:44,814 --> 00:12:47,857 I will pay for the stuff for Larry, but that's it! 318 00:12:54,705 --> 00:12:55,861 Only Larry's stuff? 319 00:12:55,866 --> 00:12:57,368 'Cause he's just a baby. 320 00:12:57,468 --> 00:12:59,370 It's not his fault that you're on food stamps. 321 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:03,895 Um, can you just, uh, save all this stuff for me? 322 00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:05,555 I can't. I have to put everything back. 323 00:13:05,637 --> 00:13:07,699 No, just put it in a bag, and I'll be back later. 324 00:13:07,799 --> 00:13:09,217 Isn't that just like you, Bridgette? 325 00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:11,153 - Make everyone else clean up your mess. - Put it back. Just put it back. 326 00:13:11,155 --> 00:13:13,646 You are a fucking terrible mother! 327 00:13:16,289 --> 00:13:17,831 Could you void that, please? 328 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,047 - Yeah, but it's... - Coll, Coll, Coll. 329 00:13:19,052 --> 00:13:20,433 I'm not making a scene. 330 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,853 We're not making a scene, Jackie. 331 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,215 - I can pay for it. - Stop, okay? 332 00:13:23,296 --> 00:13:25,299 No, Jackie. You don't understand. 333 00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:29,343 Help me. 334 00:13:30,304 --> 00:13:31,966 Last week, I was at Lake Cochituate 335 00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:33,928 with Letty, swimming, 336 00:13:34,028 --> 00:13:35,770 and a big-ass trout following me. 337 00:13:35,870 --> 00:13:38,213 You're lying, bro. 338 00:13:38,313 --> 00:13:42,538 I went right, it went right. It was on my ass, yo. 339 00:13:42,638 --> 00:13:43,838 Were you high? 340 00:13:43,879 --> 00:13:44,879 No. 341 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,142 Can you open this? 342 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,984 I even got out the lake to try to lose it 343 00:13:48,084 --> 00:13:50,507 so it could follow Letty, and it waited in there for me. 344 00:13:50,607 --> 00:13:53,030 - Mm. - Looking at me with its beady little eyes. 345 00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:54,591 And now you're vegan? 346 00:13:54,691 --> 00:13:56,393 Craziest experience of my life. 347 00:13:56,493 --> 00:13:58,115 Let me ask you a question. 348 00:13:58,215 --> 00:13:59,757 Is Letty vegan? 349 00:13:59,857 --> 00:14:01,599 - Yeah. - That's why you vegan! 350 00:14:01,699 --> 00:14:03,121 Negative. 351 00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:05,564 I had a spiritual experience with a fish! 352 00:14:05,664 --> 00:14:07,205 I'm not trying to hear all that, man. 353 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,382 Yo, call your sister, man. I ain't got all fucking day. 354 00:14:08,387 --> 00:14:09,848 I've been texting her, bro. 355 00:14:09,948 --> 00:14:11,806 Man, her gym equipment hookup better come through. 356 00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:14,453 Should have went to the store like law-abiding citizens. 357 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,296 No, we couldn't do that, could we? 358 00:14:16,396 --> 00:14:18,013 Look, I gotta get back to the condo, let the plumber in. 359 00:14:18,037 --> 00:14:19,699 I gotta go pick up Nelly's dry cleaning. 360 00:14:19,799 --> 00:14:21,101 I got shit to do too, man. 361 00:14:21,201 --> 00:14:22,943 - Aww. - What? 362 00:14:23,043 --> 00:14:24,861 She pay you extra to do the dishes too, you pendejo? 363 00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:26,827 I get tips, all right? 364 00:14:26,927 --> 00:14:28,910 - Mexican maid. - Puerto Rican maid, bro. 365 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:31,308 Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay. Look who's got your gloves. 366 00:14:31,332 --> 00:14:33,515 Where you been? 367 00:14:33,615 --> 00:14:35,032 I've been waiting for you for, like, an hour and a half. 368 00:14:35,056 --> 00:14:36,398 How about you thank me? Look at them. 369 00:14:36,399 --> 00:14:37,399 Whoo! 370 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,600 That's what's up. 371 00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:39,801 That's dope. Look. 372 00:14:39,822 --> 00:14:40,822 She got the pink one and all that. 373 00:14:42,024 --> 00:14:43,566 What you know about that? 374 00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:45,349 Leather gloves? For real, Itsy? 375 00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:47,931 Yes, leather, for real, Carlos. What? 376 00:14:48,031 --> 00:14:49,412 You know how many of them animals 377 00:14:49,512 --> 00:14:51,094 are skinned each year for that leather? 378 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,257 Oh, my God. We're in school now. 379 00:14:53,357 --> 00:14:55,499 No, teach us. How many animals are skinned? 380 00:14:55,599 --> 00:14:56,599 Here we go. 381 00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,853 What? Oh, and look at that. 382 00:15:01,926 --> 00:15:03,464 A vegan smoking cigarettes. That... that's cute. 383 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:05,670 That's real... makes total sense to me, man. 384 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,709 How's your girlfriend Butchie? 385 00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:09,555 And I'm not a... 386 00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:11,157 Her name is fucking Abigail, 387 00:15:11,257 --> 00:15:13,119 and she Irish, and she got an accent, 388 00:15:13,219 --> 00:15:14,419 and she got red hair. 389 00:15:15,942 --> 00:15:17,844 - Yeah. - Who got... who got red hair? 390 00:15:17,944 --> 00:15:19,020 - New girl, Abigail. - New girl? 391 00:15:19,025 --> 00:15:20,287 Uh-huh. 392 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,928 Damn, she get more girls than me. 393 00:15:22,028 --> 00:15:23,228 - Run in the family. - What you want me to say? 394 00:15:28,315 --> 00:15:29,515 You want to make some tea? 395 00:15:31,079 --> 00:15:32,460 Okay. Green tea. 396 00:15:34,442 --> 00:15:36,180 Hello, hello, hello, 397 00:15:36,204 --> 00:15:37,826 my little nuclear family. 398 00:15:37,926 --> 00:15:39,548 Hey, babe. 399 00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,270 How was your day? 400 00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:43,392 Oh, it was good. 401 00:15:43,492 --> 00:15:46,276 Oh, look at all this. 402 00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:48,698 Oh, uh, I missed the plumber. 403 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,701 Fuck. 404 00:15:54,224 --> 00:15:58,369 But, babe, you told me you could do it. 405 00:15:58,469 --> 00:16:00,371 Yeah, babe, I didn't know getting all this stuff 406 00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:02,473 was gonna take so long. 407 00:16:04,556 --> 00:16:07,579 Right, but I can't keep going to the gym to shower, you know. 408 00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:10,382 I have to look a certain way for work, 409 00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:12,625 and it makes my hair all frizzy. 410 00:16:12,725 --> 00:16:13,925 Yeah, but this is for my work. 411 00:16:13,926 --> 00:16:15,508 Right, no, I know. 412 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,546 I didn't realize you'd been saving all this money. 413 00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:19,432 So what? 414 00:16:19,532 --> 00:16:22,556 Well, so you never offered to help 415 00:16:22,656 --> 00:16:24,718 with any of the bills or anything. 416 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,041 You never asked me to help with any of the bills. 417 00:16:27,141 --> 00:16:29,444 Mm. Yes. 418 00:16:29,544 --> 00:16:34,449 So I'm just working over 60 hours a week 419 00:16:34,549 --> 00:16:37,332 to pay off the mortgage? 420 00:16:37,432 --> 00:16:39,094 You wanted this condo. 421 00:16:39,194 --> 00:16:40,230 Right, it's my money. 422 00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:41,312 And this is my money. 423 00:16:41,317 --> 00:16:43,059 But it's not really, is it? 424 00:16:43,159 --> 00:16:44,901 No. Mm. 425 00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:46,983 Because I'm covering for everything else. 426 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:50,026 I mean, I have to pay for Larry's food now too. 427 00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:51,544 You want me to pay for the fucking breakfast? 428 00:16:51,568 --> 00:16:53,550 What the fuck? Huh? 429 00:16:53,650 --> 00:16:56,554 I'm... I'm starting this so that I can, like, really have something 430 00:16:56,654 --> 00:17:00,158 going for myself. This could be real. 431 00:17:00,258 --> 00:17:01,960 Sure, right. I know. 432 00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:03,602 - You know what the problem is? - What? 433 00:17:03,702 --> 00:17:05,323 You never support me. All right? 434 00:17:05,423 --> 00:17:08,167 You got me running around like a fucking errand boy. 435 00:17:08,267 --> 00:17:09,768 And the second I get something going, 436 00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:10,985 you wanna start complaining. 437 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,812 That is so unfair. 438 00:17:12,912 --> 00:17:16,095 All I do is support you. I... 439 00:17:16,195 --> 00:17:18,378 It's just it's a lot of pressure on me. 440 00:17:18,478 --> 00:17:19,780 - Pressure? - Yes, pressure. 441 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,036 I put pressure on you? 442 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,344 - Yes. - How about this? 443 00:17:23,444 --> 00:17:25,542 How about we take the pressure off of you and we leave? 444 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,268 - Fantastic. - Is that what you want? 445 00:17:27,368 --> 00:17:30,091 Yeah, can you take this stuff with you, please? 446 00:17:32,373 --> 00:17:34,916 I wanna go see Mommy! 447 00:17:38,781 --> 00:17:40,639 I just don't know if we're right for each other, 448 00:17:40,663 --> 00:17:41,699 you know? 449 00:17:41,704 --> 00:17:43,045 Come on. 450 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,847 She treats me like I'm a fucking... 451 00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:46,569 Mexican maid or something. 452 00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:49,252 Okay, so she's paying your bills and paying for the condo 453 00:17:49,352 --> 00:17:51,455 and paying for Larry's food, and you're complaining 454 00:17:51,555 --> 00:17:53,557 while I'm over here on food stamps. 455 00:17:54,238 --> 00:17:55,740 You are? 456 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,302 Yeah, well, for one day. It's been very rough. 457 00:17:58,402 --> 00:18:01,826 And you can't even buy food on food stamps. 458 00:18:01,926 --> 00:18:03,348 You can just buy seed seeds. 459 00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:04,830 What the fuck is a seed seed? 460 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:07,292 I liked it better when I didn't know I was poor. 461 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,077 - You know? - Yeah. 462 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,537 It's like being punished for a crime you didn't even commit. 463 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,282 I just hope it doesn't affect Larry. 464 00:18:16,382 --> 00:18:17,964 It won't. 465 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,968 I was on food stamps my entire fourth grade year. 466 00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:24,011 And the only thing I remember is my mom buying me these Jordans 467 00:18:24,111 --> 00:18:26,113 that I really wanted. 468 00:18:26,474 --> 00:18:28,216 She was like my superhero. 469 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,738 And look at you now. 470 00:18:30,838 --> 00:18:32,540 Living in a condo in the south end. 471 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,704 - It's her condo, first of all. - I know. 472 00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:38,244 I'm just saying that I wish that she would believe in me more. 473 00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:40,069 - Like... - She does believe in you. 474 00:18:40,169 --> 00:18:42,031 Rafi, you gotta trust me on this. 475 00:18:42,131 --> 00:18:43,352 You're doing your thing, 476 00:18:43,452 --> 00:18:46,075 that, like, self-sabotage thing, okay? 477 00:18:46,175 --> 00:18:48,118 Where you, like, wanna mess everything up 478 00:18:48,218 --> 00:18:50,040 'cause you're hurt or something. 479 00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:53,123 Like, little boy's hurt or whatever fucking bullshit. 480 00:18:53,223 --> 00:18:54,503 I'm just gonna be real with you. 481 00:18:54,545 --> 00:18:56,287 When we were together, I was always like, 482 00:18:56,387 --> 00:18:59,010 "Be a man and grow the fuck up, you loser." 483 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:01,212 And it made you crazy and insane and do lots of drugs 484 00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:02,574 and feel misunderstood. 485 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:05,417 And with her, she's all like, "Oh, my God. 486 00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:06,819 My little puppy. 487 00:19:06,919 --> 00:19:09,702 Oh, you're so handsome and big and strong, 488 00:19:09,802 --> 00:19:11,864 and let me support you and love you. 489 00:19:11,964 --> 00:19:14,107 And you're such a good dad, and you're my hero." 490 00:19:14,207 --> 00:19:15,468 Blah, blah, blah, blah. 491 00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:17,911 Aussie dumb bullshit, blah, blah, blah. 492 00:19:18,011 --> 00:19:19,873 It's true. You guys are perfect for each other. 493 00:19:19,973 --> 00:19:21,395 You're so fucked up. 494 00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,497 Little bitch. 495 00:19:24,378 --> 00:19:26,380 All right, I gotta go inside. 496 00:19:27,622 --> 00:19:29,644 I gotta return these keys. 497 00:19:29,744 --> 00:19:31,566 I hope the kids aren't in there. 498 00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:36,572 It's gonna add shame to my already shameful day. 499 00:19:36,672 --> 00:19:38,894 Mama, I'm hungry. 500 00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:41,697 Okay. We'll go to McDonald's after. 501 00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:43,579 Ugh. I'm the worst. 502 00:19:43,679 --> 00:19:46,262 - I'll be back. - All right. 503 00:19:52,209 --> 00:19:54,311 Hello? 504 00:19:54,411 --> 00:19:56,414 Just dropping off the key. 505 00:19:59,857 --> 00:20:01,519 Ally? 506 00:20:18,839 --> 00:20:20,100 Can I help you with something? 507 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,462 Huh? 508 00:20:21,562 --> 00:20:22,943 Can I help you with something? 509 00:20:23,043 --> 00:20:24,243 No, no, I don't... I don't need any help. 510 00:20:24,245 --> 00:20:25,586 - Thanks. - You sure? 511 00:20:25,686 --> 00:20:27,668 I'm good. I don't need any help, man. 512 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,995 I said I don't need help, brother. 513 00:20:34,095 --> 00:20:35,397 All right? 514 00:20:35,497 --> 00:20:37,239 - Okay, uh... - What the fuck, man? 515 00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:38,637 Do I look like I fucking need help? 516 00:20:38,661 --> 00:20:40,038 Do I look like I fucking need help? 517 00:20:40,062 --> 00:20:41,524 No, no, no, no, no. No, we're good. 518 00:20:41,624 --> 00:20:42,885 We're good. 519 00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:20,607 Shall we say grace? 520 00:21:20,707 --> 00:21:22,049 Okay. 521 00:21:22,149 --> 00:21:24,011 Okay, well, you're the man. You do it. 522 00:21:24,111 --> 00:21:26,214 Oh, okay. 523 00:21:26,314 --> 00:21:31,099 Dear Lord, thank you for this food, and, um, 524 00:21:31,199 --> 00:21:34,823 thank you for Tutu, who so beautifully prepared this meal. 525 00:21:34,923 --> 00:21:38,627 - And, uh... - Thank you, Lord, for this house, this home, 526 00:21:38,727 --> 00:21:41,030 and all the memories that live within it. 527 00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:43,953 And please guide us, Lord, as we have some big decisions 528 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,755 to make in the next coming days. 529 00:21:45,855 --> 00:21:50,320 And please guide those in positions of power. 530 00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:52,042 Amen. 531 00:21:52,142 --> 00:21:54,205 Amen. 532 00:21:54,305 --> 00:21:58,089 You know, your dad was one hell of a companion. 533 00:21:58,189 --> 00:22:00,732 I mean, I can't tell you how much I miss him. 534 00:22:00,832 --> 00:22:04,536 Every day, I feel him here in this house and these walls. 535 00:22:04,636 --> 00:22:05,792 I really do. 536 00:22:05,797 --> 00:22:06,997 Feel him in the couch? 537 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,543 That's funny, Joe. 538 00:22:10,643 --> 00:22:13,546 Listen, he would be so happy right now to know 539 00:22:13,646 --> 00:22:15,648 that we're having dinner. 540 00:22:23,577 --> 00:22:25,620 I'm selling the house. 541 00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,963 Oh. 542 00:22:29,063 --> 00:22:32,848 I'm sorry, I just... Oh. 543 00:22:32,948 --> 00:22:35,411 - Michelle got laid off. - That so? 544 00:22:35,511 --> 00:22:37,573 Yeah, and, you know, we got kids, 545 00:22:37,673 --> 00:22:39,255 - Tutu, little kids. - Mm. 546 00:22:39,355 --> 00:22:41,818 Except for Shawn. He's going to college next year. 547 00:22:41,918 --> 00:22:43,740 - Yeah, that's right. - So he's big. 548 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,582 I understand that. 549 00:22:45,682 --> 00:22:47,684 A lot of things to think about. 550 00:22:48,485 --> 00:22:50,487 Have you thought about this? 551 00:22:51,608 --> 00:22:55,473 - This is my home. - No, this is my dad's home. 552 00:22:55,573 --> 00:22:57,575 That you are living in. 553 00:23:03,021 --> 00:23:05,384 Your father killed himself. 554 00:23:07,106 --> 00:23:08,607 Yeah. 555 00:23:08,707 --> 00:23:10,169 Took all the meds that he had 556 00:23:10,269 --> 00:23:12,271 and he drowned in a bowl of soup. 557 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:15,615 Why didn't you tell me? 558 00:23:15,715 --> 00:23:17,217 Why didn't I tell you that? 559 00:23:17,317 --> 00:23:19,700 Well, I was doing something called protecting. 560 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,822 I was trying to protect you. 561 00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:24,865 Something that you know nothing about, quite obviously. 562 00:23:24,965 --> 00:23:28,309 And here I made you my beautiful chicken dinner, Joe. 563 00:23:28,409 --> 00:23:31,313 My chicken dinner. Get out of my house. 564 00:23:31,413 --> 00:23:33,355 What the fuck? You're fucking crazy. 565 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:34,655 You get out of my house! 566 00:23:34,696 --> 00:23:36,478 Fuck you. This is my fucking house. 567 00:23:36,578 --> 00:23:37,920 And I'm taking my fucking jacket. 568 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:40,603 Well, good! Take it! I'm sick of seeing your face! 569 00:23:40,703 --> 00:23:42,081 No wonder he fucking killed himself. 570 00:23:42,105 --> 00:23:45,248 Oh, goddamn you, Joe Junior! 571 00:23:45,348 --> 00:23:47,350 Don't come back! 572 00:23:49,673 --> 00:23:51,675 Oh, God. 573 00:24:16,263 --> 00:24:17,463 Hey. 574 00:24:17,504 --> 00:24:18,926 Hey. 575 00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:20,848 Hi. 576 00:24:20,948 --> 00:24:22,950 You still pissed at me? 577 00:24:23,951 --> 00:24:25,953 No, I'm not pissed at you. 578 00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,676 You promise? 579 00:24:29,557 --> 00:24:30,819 Can you just come home? 580 00:24:30,919 --> 00:24:32,581 I'm in the living room. 581 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:35,164 I didn't wanna come up if you were still mad. 582 00:24:38,527 --> 00:24:40,430 What... 583 00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:42,632 Plumber's coming tomorrow. 584 00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:45,235 But I'll wash your hair tonight... 585 00:24:45,335 --> 00:24:46,917 if you want. 586 00:24:50,621 --> 00:24:52,423 Mm. 587 00:24:52,943 --> 00:24:55,206 I think today was my fault. 588 00:24:55,306 --> 00:24:58,089 You know, I suggested that you move in with me, 589 00:24:58,189 --> 00:25:00,131 and I don't wanna push you away. 590 00:25:00,231 --> 00:25:02,734 I mean, I love you. 591 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,017 Baby, you're not gonna push me away. 592 00:25:05,117 --> 00:25:07,119 Well, I did today. 593 00:25:08,561 --> 00:25:11,104 I wanna be with you forever. 594 00:25:11,204 --> 00:25:14,347 You know, I wanna wash your hair forever. 595 00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,598 I wanna marry you. 596 00:25:23,698 --> 00:25:25,700 What? 597 00:25:27,061 --> 00:25:29,484 - I want us to get married. - Shut up. 598 00:25:31,466 --> 00:25:33,929 We should get married, right? 599 00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:43,635 I wanna take care of you. 600 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,840 I... I wanna be here for you. 601 00:25:44,881 --> 00:25:45,917 I'll never leave you like that again. 602 00:25:45,922 --> 00:25:47,144 I want us to get married. 603 00:25:53,330 --> 00:25:54,952 - I love you. - I love you. 604 00:25:56,854 --> 00:25:58,116 I fucking love you. 605 00:25:58,216 --> 00:26:00,398 - You wanna marry me? - I do. 606 00:26:00,498 --> 00:26:02,120 Hmm. 607 00:26:10,590 --> 00:26:12,332 I'm gonna be a wife. 608 00:26:12,432 --> 00:26:13,773 - Yeah? - Yeah. 609 00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,856 Yeah? 610 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,104 Wedding in Puerto Rico? 611 00:26:23,204 --> 00:26:24,425 - Puerto Rican wedding? - Yeah. 612 00:26:24,525 --> 00:26:25,787 - Yeah? - Yeah. 613 00:26:25,887 --> 00:26:27,764 - That's what you want? All right. - Yeah. 614 00:26:27,769 --> 00:26:31,353 I wanna be a wife. 615 00:26:42,385 --> 00:26:44,808 What are you doing here? 616 00:26:44,908 --> 00:26:46,910 I don't know. 617 00:26:48,872 --> 00:26:50,874 - Hi. - Hi. 618 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,063 You know, I cannot believe, Bridgette, 619 00:26:58,163 --> 00:27:01,987 I'm gonna be 64 years old and homeless. 620 00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:04,069 Well, I'm on food stamps. 621 00:27:04,169 --> 00:27:07,113 And I stole from Ally. 622 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:11,838 Well, honey, you know, she'll probably never notice, 623 00:27:11,938 --> 00:27:13,940 but don't do it again. 624 00:27:17,064 --> 00:27:18,485 Yeah. 625 00:27:18,585 --> 00:27:20,007 Got a real nice watch, though. 626 00:27:20,107 --> 00:27:22,169 - Hmm? - Mm. 627 00:27:22,269 --> 00:27:24,212 - Bridgie. - And some saltine crackers. 628 00:27:24,312 --> 00:27:25,894 Listen, Bridgie, food is one thing. 629 00:27:25,994 --> 00:27:27,575 Don't start stealing watches. 630 00:27:27,675 --> 00:27:29,275 That's a one-way to the wrong way, right? 631 00:27:29,317 --> 00:27:31,219 - Mm. - Just don't do it again. 632 00:27:31,319 --> 00:27:32,701 - Mom. - What? 633 00:27:32,801 --> 00:27:34,503 You should have just married Joe. 634 00:27:34,603 --> 00:27:36,461 Sweetheart, you know I couldn't get married again. 635 00:27:36,485 --> 00:27:38,027 It's not in me, you know. 636 00:27:38,127 --> 00:27:39,749 - Yeah, but come on. - No. 637 00:27:39,849 --> 00:27:43,753 But what I should have done was have my name on that deed. 638 00:27:43,853 --> 00:27:46,597 Fuck. 639 00:27:46,697 --> 00:27:49,320 Should we just... I don't know... rent a time machine? 640 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:52,763 Do a... do a little do-over? 641 00:27:52,863 --> 00:27:55,146 Yeah, Back to the Future again, maybe. 642 00:27:56,588 --> 00:28:00,652 What, Mom? What are we gonna do? 643 00:28:00,752 --> 00:28:02,754 How about we make a bet? 644 00:28:04,196 --> 00:28:05,312 - A bet? - Yeah, you and me. 645 00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:06,539 What kind of bet? 646 00:28:06,639 --> 00:28:08,461 - One year from now... - Mm-hmm. 647 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:09,942 - ... one year... - Mm-hmm. 648 00:28:10,042 --> 00:28:11,664 ... you'll have a job that you love, 649 00:28:11,764 --> 00:28:16,029 a career-making job that you're great at. 650 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:19,793 And until then, you take any job you can get. 651 00:28:19,893 --> 00:28:21,996 - And in one year... - Yeah? 652 00:28:22,096 --> 00:28:24,098 ... you own a house. 653 00:28:26,501 --> 00:28:28,723 You can't resist, can you? You just gotta... 654 00:28:28,823 --> 00:28:30,485 - Oh! - Mm! 655 00:28:30,585 --> 00:28:33,128 That's a clam on a half shell right there. 656 00:28:33,228 --> 00:28:34,566 - Get it in there. - I love you, kid. 657 00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:36,011 But you never stop. 658 00:28:36,111 --> 00:28:38,134 Look at how nice I made the skin there. 659 00:28:38,234 --> 00:28:39,434 Perfect. 660 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:50,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 46343

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