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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,395 --> 00:00:07,561 Yeah! Yeah! 2 00:00:07,629 --> 00:00:09,592 Pump it. Pump it again! 3 00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:11,791 Pump it! 4 00:00:15,426 --> 00:00:17,657 - Git up, boy! - Yeah, baby! Yeah! 5 00:00:17,725 --> 00:00:19,927 - Those moves were so hot. - I know. 6 00:00:19,995 --> 00:00:22,261 They weren't even hard to do either. Can I kiss you? 7 00:00:22,329 --> 00:00:24,466 You want to do it, go ahead and do it. 8 00:00:26,434 --> 00:00:29,135 Check it out! He's hard as hell! 9 00:00:29,204 --> 00:00:32,769 Pucker up, son. 10 00:00:32,837 --> 00:00:35,036 Everyone's cheering and flippin' out, 11 00:00:35,104 --> 00:00:36,772 and we started dancing even harder. 12 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,340 And then I woke up. Damn. That's badass, Gary. 13 00:00:39,408 --> 00:00:40,975 Yo. How were my moves? 14 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:42,642 What do you think, Joel? They were freakin' incredible. 15 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,406 Yes! I knew it. 16 00:00:44,474 --> 00:00:47,073 Yo, does your stepmom know we're building a lighting rod on your roof? 17 00:00:47,141 --> 00:00:49,442 Nah, man. She don't know what the hell's goin' on. 18 00:00:49,510 --> 00:00:51,278 She's down the shore with her friends. 19 00:00:51,346 --> 00:00:53,614 I haven't seen her all week. You're, like, in charge of the whole house. 20 00:00:53,681 --> 00:00:56,015 I know. I keep it clean as hell too. 21 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:58,183 I friggin' vacuumed the stairs yesterday. 22 00:00:58,251 --> 00:01:00,752 You got to. It's important to be proud of where you live. 23 00:01:00,819 --> 00:01:03,254 I think we need more metal. It still ain't big enough yet. 24 00:01:03,322 --> 00:01:06,322 We'll just get Russ to grab some from the junkyard after school. 25 00:01:06,390 --> 00:01:09,557 Oh, shit! I forgot about school. We're late, man. 26 00:01:09,624 --> 00:01:11,425 Oh, damn, dude. We gotta book it. 27 00:01:11,492 --> 00:01:13,059 How do we get down from here? 28 00:01:13,127 --> 00:01:15,560 - Just aim for the bush. You'll be fine. - All right. 29 00:01:15,628 --> 00:01:17,362 Here goes. 30 00:01:19,098 --> 00:01:22,033 A branch hit me in the spine. I'm all right though. 31 00:01:22,101 --> 00:01:23,534 Watch out, dude. I'm coming! 32 00:01:26,905 --> 00:01:29,573 Kill him! Kill him! 33 00:01:29,641 --> 00:01:31,641 Oh, damn, dude. Fight! 34 00:01:31,709 --> 00:01:35,078 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 35 00:01:35,146 --> 00:01:36,914 What happened? 36 00:01:36,915 --> 00:01:38,681 Rob Aksman 69'd with Jojo Vanetti's sister at a party. 37 00:01:38,749 --> 00:01:40,383 Now Jojow 's kicking the crap out of him. 38 00:01:40,451 --> 00:01:44,153 What? No one frickin' messes with Jojo Vanetti. Get him, Jojo! 39 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:46,221 - Get off me. - Take it, bro. Just take it. 40 00:01:46,289 --> 00:01:47,856 Dude, this is awesome. 41 00:01:47,924 --> 00:01:50,291 I'm sorry. Sorry. 42 00:01:50,359 --> 00:01:52,360 - Kind of sad too. - Yeah. 43 00:01:52,428 --> 00:01:53,729 I can't tell whether fights are cool or sad. 44 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:55,029 It's confusing. 45 00:01:55,097 --> 00:01:57,965 Code 19! I got a goddamn code 19! 46 00:02:01,836 --> 00:02:03,803 That was badass. 47 00:02:17,582 --> 00:02:19,682 ♪ Damn, dude ♪ 48 00:02:24,224 --> 00:02:25,824 Then the guard came out of nowhere... 49 00:02:25,892 --> 00:02:27,893 - And electrocuted the hell out of him! - It was crazy. 50 00:02:27,961 --> 00:02:29,729 You could smell his hair cooking. You should've seen it, Darius. 51 00:02:29,797 --> 00:02:31,464 I can't believe I missed that shit. 52 00:02:31,532 --> 00:02:33,733 I can't believe Jojo Vanetti's sister was 69'ing. 53 00:02:33,801 --> 00:02:35,635 She's only a freakin' freshman like us. 54 00:02:35,703 --> 00:02:37,304 These are sexual times, y'all. 55 00:02:37,372 --> 00:02:39,407 People be getting into all kind of freaky shit now. 56 00:02:39,474 --> 00:02:41,175 Looking on the Internet, getting on them sex tubes, 57 00:02:41,243 --> 00:02:42,744 everybody's body is changing. 58 00:02:42,811 --> 00:02:44,346 And your voice is deep as hell. 59 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:46,314 Yup. Getting them hairs up my ass too. 60 00:02:46,381 --> 00:02:47,882 I've been having sex dreams, like, every night. 61 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,316 I thought they were dance dreams. 62 00:02:49,384 --> 00:02:51,752 They are, but the dancing always leads to porking. 63 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:55,356 The dancing drives girls wild and they go into a crazy erotic state. 64 00:02:55,424 --> 00:02:57,491 They can't control themselves. Mm-hmm. 65 00:02:57,559 --> 00:02:59,660 Uh, hey, Megan. I'm sitting with you guys today. 66 00:02:59,728 --> 00:03:02,129 Danielle ditched me to cut with some juniors. 67 00:03:02,197 --> 00:03:04,398 I don't even know what she's doing hanging out with them. 68 00:03:04,466 --> 00:03:06,634 Oh, my God. You guys are so bad. 69 00:03:06,701 --> 00:03:08,435 Well, then you blind as a bat. 70 00:03:08,503 --> 00:03:10,871 It's them big-ass titties she got. People are calling her "rocket tits". 71 00:03:10,939 --> 00:03:12,706 Yeah, 'cause her boobs are like rockets. 72 00:03:12,774 --> 00:03:17,111 Why are guys so obsessed with breasts? They're just mounds of fat. 73 00:03:17,178 --> 00:03:19,647 I don't know. I just want 'em. It's like an animal instinct. 74 00:03:19,715 --> 00:03:21,749 Yeah, like how women love balls. 75 00:03:21,816 --> 00:03:23,551 Um, women don't love balls. 76 00:03:23,619 --> 00:03:25,086 They all about that dong, son. 77 00:03:25,153 --> 00:03:26,954 They want the corn, not the onions. 78 00:03:27,022 --> 00:03:30,058 All I know is we gotta start boning chicks. People are 69'ing left and right, 79 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:31,759 and we never even made out with no one. 80 00:03:31,827 --> 00:03:33,795 I know, man. We gotta start plowing. 81 00:03:33,862 --> 00:03:35,396 I hate to break it to you fellas, 82 00:03:35,464 --> 00:03:37,198 but ain't no girls gonna get with you. 83 00:03:37,266 --> 00:03:40,434 Look at y'all. All nasty and covered in cuts and shit. 84 00:03:40,502 --> 00:03:43,270 I jumped off the roof into a bush. Almost stabbed my spe. 85 00:03:43,337 --> 00:03:45,138 Yeah, we're making a lightning rod for the storm. 86 00:03:45,206 --> 00:03:47,574 Russ brown's bringing over some scrap metal from the junkyard later. 87 00:03:47,641 --> 00:03:50,577 Russ brown? Didn't he bring a dead fish to school? 88 00:03:50,644 --> 00:03:53,780 No. It was shrimp shells. He's mentally insane. It's awesome. 89 00:03:53,847 --> 00:03:55,415 See? That's the problem. 90 00:03:55,482 --> 00:03:57,183 Girls don't want no dude who's riding bikes... 91 00:03:57,251 --> 00:03:59,786 And hanging out with Russ brown and trying to get struck by lightning. 92 00:03:59,854 --> 00:04:01,488 Who are you, Ben Franklin? 93 00:04:01,556 --> 00:04:03,924 We in High School now. Y'all need to get y'all shit together. 94 00:04:03,991 --> 00:04:06,426 Damn, man. I thought we were cool. 95 00:04:06,494 --> 00:04:07,894 Who cares about who's cool? 96 00:04:07,962 --> 00:04:09,429 And don't listen to Darius. 97 00:04:09,497 --> 00:04:10,998 He's never even hooked up with a girl. 98 00:04:11,066 --> 00:04:12,967 Oh, oh. H-hold on now. Hold on. 99 00:04:13,034 --> 00:04:14,602 I got a weight problem. 100 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:17,838 They can stop jumping in bushes. My shit is genetic. 101 00:04:17,906 --> 00:04:20,507 I ain't even drinking no soda no more, trying to get myself right, 102 00:04:20,575 --> 00:04:22,142 and you gonna jab me like that. 103 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:25,245 Look, if we were smart, we would just form our own club, 104 00:04:25,313 --> 00:04:29,149 where we don't have to drink or smoke or have sex before we're ready. 105 00:04:29,217 --> 00:04:33,119 It would just be teens going to movies or doing clean prank calls... 106 00:04:33,187 --> 00:04:35,255 Or writing plays where we could play the parts. 107 00:04:35,323 --> 00:04:38,158 And we would support each other. That would be the biggest thing. 108 00:04:40,495 --> 00:04:43,597 Uh... I'd kind of rather just get girls. 109 00:04:43,665 --> 00:04:45,031 Yeah, me too. 110 00:04:46,734 --> 00:04:48,534 What you looking at me for? I ain't doing that shit. 111 00:04:49,803 --> 00:04:51,871 Yo, man. Can I tell you something? 112 00:04:51,938 --> 00:04:54,040 I've been thinking about what Darius said. Me too. 113 00:04:54,108 --> 00:04:56,443 I can't believe black people gotta moisturize their skin so much. 114 00:04:56,511 --> 00:04:58,879 Tsk. No, man. I'm talking about how no girls wanna get with us... 115 00:04:58,947 --> 00:05:00,648 'Cause they think we're the dirty kids. 116 00:05:00,716 --> 00:05:03,017 - We just get too pumped, man. - We gotta stop acting like kids, man. 117 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:04,919 We gotta get girls. Yeah. 118 00:05:04,987 --> 00:05:06,888 Then we can start 69'ing like mature adults. 119 00:05:08,924 --> 00:05:11,593 Oh, shit, bro. Yeah, man. 120 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:17,431 Who is that? My new neighbor, yo. 121 00:05:20,468 --> 00:05:21,868 Oh, no. 122 00:05:21,936 --> 00:05:23,837 Hey, bro! You smash your bottles, 123 00:05:23,905 --> 00:05:25,939 you're really smashing your property value, okay? 124 00:05:26,007 --> 00:05:27,641 Oh, hey, Martin. 125 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:30,210 Hey, amigos. You see the weather report? 126 00:05:30,277 --> 00:05:32,278 It looks like a big storm is coming. 127 00:05:32,346 --> 00:05:34,681 I got some foil for your lightning rod. 128 00:05:34,749 --> 00:05:37,684 Yeah, we're not doing the lightning rod no more, Martin. It's kid stuff. 129 00:05:37,752 --> 00:05:41,522 Yeah, Martin. All we care about now is partying and boning chicks. 130 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:43,925 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, boys. 131 00:05:43,993 --> 00:05:45,594 You don't need that stuff. 132 00:05:45,661 --> 00:05:47,963 I tell my daughter the same thing. 133 00:05:48,030 --> 00:05:49,932 You want to drink? Drink knowledge. 134 00:05:49,999 --> 00:05:51,367 You want to have sex? 135 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,536 Have sex with a book. 136 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:58,040 Don't turn to the alcohol and the smoking and the pornografía. That's no good. 137 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,709 Hey! Where is my bedroom door? I took it off the hinges. 138 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,944 Oh, my God! Why are you being such an asshole? 139 00:06:03,012 --> 00:06:04,879 Christina, I know what you're doing in there. 140 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:06,547 I found these in your closet. 141 00:06:06,615 --> 00:06:08,883 It's like estudio 54 in there. 142 00:06:08,950 --> 00:06:11,318 Estudio 54? What does that even mean? 143 00:06:11,386 --> 00:06:13,720 What does that even mean? That was the hottest club. 144 00:06:13,788 --> 00:06:16,323 Man, they only let in the toughest and the best, like me. 145 00:06:16,391 --> 00:06:18,091 Oh! You sound like an idiot! 146 00:06:18,159 --> 00:06:20,493 What would your mother say? She's watching you from heaven, you know. 147 00:06:20,561 --> 00:06:22,662 She's probably up there getting banged by an angel! 148 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:25,231 - Eh! Eh! - You don't talk about your mother that way. 149 00:06:25,299 --> 00:06:27,834 Learn how to speak english. It's freaking embarrassing. 150 00:06:27,902 --> 00:06:29,636 Come on, Rachel. Let's go. 151 00:06:29,703 --> 00:06:31,270 Bye, Mr. Rivera. 152 00:06:31,338 --> 00:06:34,074 Good-bye, Rachel. Ay de mi... 153 00:06:39,012 --> 00:06:40,980 Now listen. You stay out of trouble. 154 00:06:41,047 --> 00:06:45,918 Don't end up like Christina, getting wasted all the time and having sex, going nowhere. 155 00:06:45,986 --> 00:06:47,720 Let this be a lesson to you. 156 00:06:47,788 --> 00:06:49,822 Yeah, Martin. Definitely. 157 00:06:49,889 --> 00:06:52,324 ♪ We wanna party with you guys. 158 00:06:52,392 --> 00:06:53,892 You wanna come over to my house tonight? 159 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,094 Why would we want to hang out with you? 160 00:06:56,162 --> 00:06:59,365 'Cause you can drink and smoke all you want at my house. I ain't got no rules. 161 00:06:59,433 --> 00:07:02,002 Yeah, it's like chaos there. What about your parents? 162 00:07:02,069 --> 00:07:05,505 My dad ran away, and my stepmom's out of town, like, every weekend. 163 00:07:05,573 --> 00:07:08,242 My parents are old as dirt. They don't give a crap about anything. 164 00:07:08,310 --> 00:07:10,111 Sounds sad. 165 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:12,580 It's awesome. I can do whatever the hell I want. 166 00:07:12,648 --> 00:07:14,582 I held my breath for, like, a minute and passed out. 167 00:07:14,650 --> 00:07:17,251 - No one even came and got me. - That's crazy. 168 00:07:17,319 --> 00:07:18,786 You got alcohol? 169 00:07:18,854 --> 00:07:20,822 Drinking's one of my stepmom's favorite things in the world. 170 00:07:20,889 --> 00:07:23,391 She's got booze and cigarettes, all that stuff. 171 00:07:23,459 --> 00:07:25,193 Yo, is this a 5.0? Chill out, man. 172 00:07:25,261 --> 00:07:26,961 That's a friggin' v-8, dude. 173 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:28,529 Yo, growl it! Growl the engine! 174 00:07:28,597 --> 00:07:30,164 Yeah, hit the pedal. Growl it! 175 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:32,067 Dude. Dude. Kick it into neutral and growl it up. 176 00:07:32,134 --> 00:07:33,634 Yo, you're too pumped. Calm it down. 177 00:07:33,702 --> 00:07:35,803 I can't help it. I feel like I got electricity in my veins. 178 00:07:35,871 --> 00:07:37,471 What is he talking about? 179 00:07:37,539 --> 00:07:40,375 Oh, no. He's just pump up. So you guys wanna come over later? 180 00:07:40,442 --> 00:07:43,945 Fine. But if you guys are weird, we're not gonna stay. 181 00:07:44,013 --> 00:07:45,980 We're just gonna drink and get wasted. It's gonna be awesome. 182 00:07:49,985 --> 00:07:53,288 So, we supposed to leave now or what? 183 00:07:53,355 --> 00:07:54,722 I'm just gonna stand here. 184 00:08:00,835 --> 00:08:02,669 Dude, that was easy. We got two chicks lined up already. 185 00:08:02,737 --> 00:08:04,671 I know, man. Juniors too. 186 00:08:04,739 --> 00:08:07,140 Yo, I took down the posters of the babes and the machine gun, 187 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:09,209 but I think we should leave a scorpion one up. 188 00:08:09,276 --> 00:08:11,444 I mean, look at his freakin' stinger. It's strong as hell. 189 00:08:11,512 --> 00:08:13,412 No way, man. We gotta make it look cool in here. 190 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,047 It does look cool. Girls love nature. 191 00:08:15,115 --> 00:08:17,083 Yeah, and they hate scorpions. They're scared of 'em. 192 00:08:17,150 --> 00:08:19,102 Yeah, and if they get scared, we'll hold 'em close. 193 00:08:19,103 --> 00:08:21,053 It'll be romantic as all hell. 194 00:08:21,121 --> 00:08:23,857 Yo, that might be hot. We could make the whole room scary! 195 00:08:23,924 --> 00:08:26,325 We'll put knives everywhere and, like, blood on the walls. 196 00:08:26,393 --> 00:08:28,094 They're gonna freakin' think they're gonna get murdered. 197 00:08:28,162 --> 00:08:29,829 But we'll just be like, "no, you're not. 198 00:08:29,897 --> 00:08:32,165 It's cool, 'cause we're here. Let's pork." 199 00:08:32,233 --> 00:08:33,551 That's a good idea, man. 200 00:08:33,552 --> 00:08:34,868 Yeah, I'm trying to be more mentally strong. 201 00:08:34,936 --> 00:08:36,436 Oh, here. I did your laundry. 202 00:08:36,504 --> 00:08:38,005 I got all the bloodstains out and everything. 203 00:08:38,072 --> 00:08:39,839 Damn, dude. You're mad good at laundry. 204 00:08:39,907 --> 00:08:41,674 I take care of the whole house myself. 205 00:08:41,742 --> 00:08:43,243 Yo, man. Your underwear disintegrated. 206 00:08:43,310 --> 00:08:45,511 Oh, damn. They're old as hell. 207 00:08:45,579 --> 00:08:47,446 They're hand-me-downs from my brother Brian. 208 00:08:47,514 --> 00:08:49,081 Your brother Brian's, like, 40 years old. 209 00:08:49,148 --> 00:08:50,649 I know. My underwear are older than I am. 210 00:08:50,717 --> 00:08:52,850 That's disgusting, dude. I know it's disgusting! 211 00:08:52,918 --> 00:08:54,785 You think I like walking around in someone else's underwear? 212 00:08:54,853 --> 00:08:56,921 Calm down, man. We'll get new ones. 213 00:08:56,989 --> 00:08:59,223 With what? I ain't got no money. I'm poor as dirt. 214 00:08:59,291 --> 00:09:02,293 My stepmom gave me 10 bucks for food while she's gone, so we'll use that. 215 00:09:02,361 --> 00:09:04,395 Better not be freakin' lying to me right now. 216 00:09:04,463 --> 00:09:07,031 You really gonna buy me new underwear? Yeah, man. You deserve it. 217 00:09:07,099 --> 00:09:09,801 I never thought I'd be able to get my own underwear, not even in my dreams. 218 00:09:09,869 --> 00:09:11,570 Oh! 219 00:09:11,637 --> 00:09:13,272 ♪ Gonna get new drawers ♪ 220 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:15,007 ♪ gonna get some new freakin' drawers ♪ 221 00:09:15,075 --> 00:09:16,906 ♪ drawers, drawers ♪ ♪ gonna get new drawers ♪ 222 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:19,474 ♪ drawers, drawers ♪ ♪ gonna get new freakin' drawers ♪ 223 00:09:24,513 --> 00:09:26,113 Hey, what's up, pussies? 224 00:09:26,181 --> 00:09:28,715 What do you want, Russ? Look what I got from the junkyard, man. 225 00:09:28,783 --> 00:09:32,619 That place is sweet. There was rats fighting over a piece of poop, man. 226 00:09:32,687 --> 00:09:36,256 I was like, "look at that rat, man. He's gonna steal poop from the other rat." 227 00:09:36,324 --> 00:09:38,458 And the rats, man, they didn't even care. They were best friends. 228 00:09:39,593 --> 00:09:41,260 You guys are smoking cigarettes? 229 00:09:41,328 --> 00:09:44,329 We're hanging with girls tonight who love to smoke. We gotta practice. 230 00:09:44,397 --> 00:09:45,964 Man, what about the lightning rod? 231 00:09:46,032 --> 00:09:48,733 We're not doing that no more. That's freakin' kid stuff. 232 00:09:48,801 --> 00:09:50,301 Hey, man. I'll smoke with you guys. 233 00:09:50,369 --> 00:09:53,003 I'll smoke a million cigarettes. I don't even care. 234 00:09:53,071 --> 00:09:55,339 Yeah... we can't hang out with you no more, Russ. 235 00:09:58,276 --> 00:09:59,909 Yo, don't start sniffing your cast, Russ. 236 00:09:59,977 --> 00:10:02,812 Are you smelling it? Ugh. It's gross. 237 00:10:04,181 --> 00:10:06,549 - Come on, Russ. Go! - Oh, Russ, man. 238 00:10:06,616 --> 00:10:10,319 Get lost, Russ! We don't freakin' like you no more! Get outta here! 239 00:10:10,386 --> 00:10:12,988 Freakin' butt-licks! 240 00:10:13,056 --> 00:10:15,090 Damn, dude. That was mad emotional. 241 00:10:15,158 --> 00:10:16,891 Yeah. 242 00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:18,693 I feel like my throat's on fire. 243 00:10:18,761 --> 00:10:21,095 Let's just get you some drawers. 244 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:24,131 - Eh. - I don't know about these underwear. 245 00:10:24,199 --> 00:10:26,233 You can barely see my bird, man. They're too drapey. 246 00:10:26,301 --> 00:10:28,702 No, that's the style. It's a modern style. 247 00:10:28,770 --> 00:10:31,205 I mean, look how big his bulge is. Mine don't look like that. 248 00:10:31,273 --> 00:10:32,806 Man, those dudes all stuff. 249 00:10:32,874 --> 00:10:34,774 Joel? Megan? Ah, crap! 250 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:37,410 Freakin' door's locked! 251 00:10:37,478 --> 00:10:40,613 Never mind. I got it. 252 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,649 What are you doing here? My mom and I are picking up some stuff for movie night. 253 00:10:43,717 --> 00:10:45,985 Why would you hang out with your mom? 254 00:10:46,053 --> 00:10:48,020 Um, because she's my best friend. 255 00:10:48,088 --> 00:10:49,889 And I don't need to throw a big party... 256 00:10:49,957 --> 00:10:52,124 And destroy myself like you to have a good time. 257 00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:53,826 We ain't throwing no party. 258 00:10:53,894 --> 00:10:55,795 We're just having a couple of girls over. Not anymore. 259 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,363 The whole school's gonna be there. 260 00:10:57,431 --> 00:10:58,864 I heard Jojo Vanetti's even coming. 261 00:10:58,932 --> 00:11:00,499 Jojo Vanetti's coming? 262 00:11:00,566 --> 00:11:02,567 Dude, it's only supposed to be us and two chicks. 263 00:11:02,634 --> 00:11:04,702 There's gonna be fights. Your house is gonna get trashed. 264 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:06,337 We could wind up in juvie! 265 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,971 Calm down. We're not going to juvie, dude. 266 00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:11,007 Sounds like you guys need better options. 267 00:11:11,075 --> 00:11:14,676 Uh... options is the name of the club... 268 00:11:14,744 --> 00:11:16,844 I was talking about forming earlier. 269 00:11:16,912 --> 00:11:19,013 It stands for "other paths to inspire"... 270 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,583 Honey. I don't think these cutlets you picked out are gonna fit in your bra. 271 00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:24,818 Mom! Ugh! Shut up! 272 00:11:24,886 --> 00:11:26,487 Oh, are these your friends? 273 00:11:26,488 --> 00:11:28,087 Do you want to watch a movie with them instead or... 274 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,123 No. They're too busy throwing a party. 275 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,558 Oh. Maybe you should go! 276 00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:34,227 It might be fun. 277 00:11:34,295 --> 00:11:36,129 That's a great idea, mom. 278 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,298 Why don't I just go to a crack house and get raped? 279 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,132 Mother of the year, everyone! 280 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,767 Good luck at your party, guys. 281 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,335 You will need it. 282 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,704 Oh! Mom, why are you so big? 283 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:50,042 - Freakin' juvie. - Freakin' Jojo. 284 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,977 Joel! Freakin' gonna get murdered. 285 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,545 Yo, wait up, man! 286 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,618 This freakin' bike don't skid right! 287 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,022 - What is wrong with you? - You wanna know what's wrong with me? 288 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,657 You want me to freakin' open up right now? 289 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,559 Yeah, open up, man I want you to get open. 290 00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:09,963 I can't take it, okay? Cigarettes and new underwear, 291 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,332 and now we're hanging out with Jojo Vanetti? 292 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,002 I just wanna go back to the way things were. 293 00:12:15,070 --> 00:12:17,538 I wanna catch snakes and ride bikes... 294 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,207 And play ninjas forever! 295 00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:21,576 Do you wanna be a stupid, dirty kid for the rest of your life? 296 00:12:21,644 --> 00:12:23,611 I ain't no dirty kid! You call me that again, 297 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:25,179 I'll dropkick you right in the chest. 298 00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:27,581 You can't even do a dropkick. You don't have enough power! 299 00:12:27,649 --> 00:12:29,716 It's not about power. It's about air! 300 00:12:33,888 --> 00:12:36,956 - Oi. - What the hell's going on out here? 301 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,959 The only one who fights in this yard is me. 302 00:12:42,663 --> 00:12:44,531 You fellas fancy a kebab? 303 00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:46,400 So let me get this straight. 304 00:12:46,468 --> 00:12:50,839 We got two best mates... who got nothing else in the world except each other... 305 00:12:50,906 --> 00:12:55,211 Ready to tear themselves limb from limb over trying to be cool. 306 00:12:55,278 --> 00:12:57,246 We're mixed up, man. We want to get chicks. 307 00:12:57,314 --> 00:13:00,216 Yeah, but w-we like lightning and dance routines and stuff too. 308 00:13:00,284 --> 00:13:04,387 Ah. Torn between two worlds, are we? 309 00:13:04,455 --> 00:13:07,074 You know, this reminds me of a time when I 310 00:13:07,075 --> 00:13:09,692 was doing research on kangas in the outback. 311 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:13,629 Now kangaroos are very suspicious creatures... 312 00:13:13,697 --> 00:13:16,503 Not unlike human beings in that way. 313 00:13:16,571 --> 00:13:19,140 I was having trouble penetrating their society. 314 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:22,877 So I went undercover as one of them. 315 00:13:22,945 --> 00:13:25,280 They were wary at first, 316 00:13:25,348 --> 00:13:28,850 but eventually they took me in as one of their own. 317 00:13:28,918 --> 00:13:32,253 I ate with 'em. I ran with 'em. 318 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,489 I even found love in one of their arms. 319 00:13:35,556 --> 00:13:39,426 A love I've not felt before and haven't felt since. 320 00:13:39,494 --> 00:13:41,796 It was beyond my wildest dreams. 321 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:45,267 And yet, I couldn't enjoy it, 322 00:13:45,335 --> 00:13:48,737 because I'd lost track of who I really was in the process. 323 00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:50,706 That's when I knew I had to leave. 324 00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,344 Damn. 325 00:13:54,411 --> 00:13:55,979 You had sex with a kangaroo? What? 326 00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:57,914 You just freakin' said you made love to a kangaroo. 327 00:13:57,982 --> 00:13:59,082 No, that's not... uh... 328 00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:00,383 Even if I did it, 329 00:14:00,451 --> 00:14:02,051 it was in the name of bloody science. 330 00:14:02,119 --> 00:14:06,522 Look, the point is, don't try and be someone you're not. 331 00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:09,357 A man's skin's the only outfit he has. 332 00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:11,426 He might as well be comfortable in it. 333 00:14:11,494 --> 00:14:14,395 That's mad deep, sid. Yeah, thanks, yo. 334 00:14:14,463 --> 00:14:15,963 Good luck, mates. 335 00:14:17,665 --> 00:14:19,399 Bit off a bit of skewer there. 336 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:22,168 Are you all right? I told you to buy metal skewers! 337 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,704 You're the one who always yells at me to save money. 338 00:14:23,705 --> 00:14:25,171 You don't skimp on skewers! 339 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,041 Oh, go cry to your animals. You leave her out of this! 340 00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:29,575 All right. We're gonna go. 341 00:14:31,378 --> 00:14:33,146 I miss ya, lass. 342 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,334 Hey, what's up, Jojo? Holla at your boy. 343 00:14:44,336 --> 00:14:46,370 Uh... all right now. 344 00:14:46,438 --> 00:14:48,306 Damn, man. This party's bumping, fellas. 345 00:14:48,374 --> 00:14:50,876 Just be yourself, man. That's the key to everything. 346 00:14:52,345 --> 00:14:54,613 Thanks for inviting me to your party, Joel and Gary, 347 00:14:54,681 --> 00:14:57,583 even though I called you butt-licks earlier, and that was a rude thing. 348 00:14:57,651 --> 00:14:59,151 Don't worry about it, Russ. 349 00:14:59,219 --> 00:15:00,986 Yeah, we accept you for who you are. 350 00:15:01,054 --> 00:15:02,555 Really? Yeah, man. 351 00:15:02,622 --> 00:15:05,123 Freak, yeah! Look at all these cigarettes I brought! 352 00:15:05,191 --> 00:15:07,926 Yo, let's find a rat and make it smoke in the party. Let's party! 353 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,594 Let's party! 354 00:15:11,464 --> 00:15:13,065 Triflin'-ass buster. 355 00:15:13,132 --> 00:15:15,701 Man, where the sodas in this bitch? I thought you gave up soda. 356 00:15:15,769 --> 00:15:18,203 It's the weekend. Can I do me? 357 00:15:18,271 --> 00:15:21,839 Yo, that tattoo is cool. I'm gonna get one that says "milk" but, like, on my breast. 358 00:15:21,907 --> 00:15:23,875 All right. Let's go crazy. Yeah. 359 00:15:23,942 --> 00:15:26,844 Word up, everybody. This party's the bomb. 360 00:15:26,912 --> 00:15:28,713 Dad, what the hell are you doing here? 361 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,280 I'm being cool like you. 362 00:15:30,348 --> 00:15:32,983 Lose your mind, everybody. New millennium, come on! 363 00:15:33,051 --> 00:15:35,219 Stop it. You're freaking embarrassing me. 364 00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:36,855 Oh, you're embarrassed of me? 365 00:15:36,922 --> 00:15:40,259 Or of the reflection you see of yourself? Huh? 366 00:15:40,326 --> 00:15:42,428 You think you can just party like you're Britney spay-ers? 367 00:15:42,496 --> 00:15:44,730 ♪ Baby, one more time ♪ 368 00:15:44,798 --> 00:15:47,133 Well, one time is going to be your last time. 369 00:15:50,772 --> 00:15:54,008 My shirt! Are you serious? Oh, my God. 370 00:15:54,075 --> 00:15:56,577 You are the worst dad in the world! 371 00:15:56,645 --> 00:15:57,912 Ay, ay. 372 00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:01,149 You guys, I got cereal here, if anyone's hungry. 373 00:16:01,217 --> 00:16:02,701 Megan? What are you doing here? 374 00:16:02,702 --> 00:16:04,185 I thought you were having movie night with your mom. 375 00:16:04,253 --> 00:16:07,054 I was worried about you guys, and I wanted to be here to help if it got... 376 00:16:07,122 --> 00:16:09,324 Did you stuff your bra? Well, I... 377 00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:12,093 Yeah. Do they look good? Yeah, they look awesome. 378 00:16:12,161 --> 00:16:15,229 Like, I can't believe this. My shirt is totally ruined. 379 00:16:15,297 --> 00:16:17,165 Yo, that's gonna rub the stain back in! 380 00:16:17,232 --> 00:16:20,067 We gotta get some vinegar on those. Trust me. Come on. 381 00:16:24,405 --> 00:16:26,006 - Yeah. Go ahead now. - Go ahead now. 382 00:16:26,074 --> 00:16:27,874 Move too. Just grind on. 383 00:16:27,942 --> 00:16:30,911 ♪ Gonna get on you, girl gonna tap that ass tonight ♪ 384 00:16:30,978 --> 00:16:32,312 ♪ 'cause my balls is large ♪ 385 00:16:33,247 --> 00:16:35,715 Hey. How you doing? 386 00:16:35,783 --> 00:16:38,617 Hear me, man? Monsters. I'm talking 'bout monsters. 387 00:16:38,685 --> 00:16:40,352 Yo, you think monsters exist? 388 00:16:43,891 --> 00:16:46,659 - Hey. - Thanks for cleaning our shirts. 389 00:16:46,727 --> 00:16:49,362 Yeah. No problem. I do all my own laundry. 390 00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:51,764 Do you, like, live here alone? Pretty much, yeah. 391 00:16:51,832 --> 00:16:54,701 Wow. You're like an adult. 392 00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:56,269 I slept on the roof last week. 393 00:16:56,337 --> 00:16:58,972 What? I wish I had no parents. 394 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,407 Yeah, my dad sucks. 395 00:17:00,475 --> 00:17:04,478 So... you girls like to dance? 396 00:17:04,546 --> 00:17:06,580 ♪ Always moving, you got the power ♪ 397 00:17:06,648 --> 00:17:09,683 Oh. Uh, sorry, I didn't know anyone was in here. 398 00:17:09,751 --> 00:17:12,987 I was getting all pumped up and wanted to look at the scorpion. 399 00:17:13,054 --> 00:17:16,090 It's like all guys care about are boobs. 400 00:17:16,158 --> 00:17:18,759 I don't care about your boobs. They're just mounds of fat. 401 00:17:18,827 --> 00:17:21,061 Uh, thanks. You're sweet. 402 00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,397 This room's weird. 403 00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:25,199 It's a hell room. Don't worry, I'll protect you. 404 00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,801 Are you strong? 405 00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:29,504 No. I got hairs on my pits though. 406 00:17:29,572 --> 00:17:31,339 I friggin' sweated right through my shirt the other day. 407 00:17:31,407 --> 00:17:33,040 I looked like a yard man. 408 00:17:33,108 --> 00:17:34,509 Cool. 409 00:17:34,577 --> 00:17:37,078 - I don't get it. - What's not to get? 410 00:17:37,146 --> 00:17:39,714 It's an exclusive club where kids can be themselves... 411 00:17:39,782 --> 00:17:42,851 Without feeling peer pressure to drink or have sex. 412 00:17:42,919 --> 00:17:47,155 If you join options, everyone will follow you, Jojo. You're the key. 413 00:17:53,797 --> 00:17:55,698 Whoa. 414 00:17:55,765 --> 00:17:58,367 Everything's repeating. 415 00:17:58,435 --> 00:18:01,137 Everything you're saying is repeating. 416 00:18:05,743 --> 00:18:08,945 Usually, guys are shy about dancing. 417 00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:11,914 Not me. I love it. It's how I express myself. 418 00:18:11,982 --> 00:18:14,350 I never met anyone like you. 419 00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,419 That's because every person is unique. 420 00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:18,120 To me, that's the beauty of life. 421 00:18:18,188 --> 00:18:20,323 Oh, my God. He's got a giant boner! 422 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,391 What? Gross! 423 00:18:22,459 --> 00:18:24,259 Check it out! He's hard as hell! 424 00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:26,094 Aw, shit. 425 00:18:26,162 --> 00:18:27,996 I can't control it when I dance! 426 00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:29,931 - Gary! - What? 427 00:18:29,999 --> 00:18:31,399 I'm gonna puke. 428 00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:35,203 I try to teach her a lesson. 429 00:18:35,271 --> 00:18:39,274 The truth is, I'm hard on her because that used to be me. 430 00:18:39,341 --> 00:18:42,276 You know, with the drinking and the pills and the fast lifestyle. 431 00:18:42,344 --> 00:18:44,296 You know, I was selling radios at radioshack 432 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,247 and doing cocaína in the back. 433 00:18:46,315 --> 00:18:48,316 I was the top salesman. 434 00:18:48,384 --> 00:18:51,920 And then I got busted. Oh. It was bad news. 435 00:18:53,689 --> 00:18:55,090 You wanna smoke cigarettes with me? 436 00:18:56,793 --> 00:18:57,859 Yes. 437 00:18:59,629 --> 00:19:03,465 I'm gonna lose my virginity to Jojo Vanetti. 438 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,501 Why don't you just lay down for a minute, okay? 439 00:19:06,569 --> 00:19:07,903 Don't just push on 'em... 440 00:19:07,971 --> 00:19:09,405 Joel! Danielle! 441 00:19:09,472 --> 00:19:11,373 Is he raping you? Megan? 442 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,709 What are you doing here? 443 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:13,976 I thought you were hanging out with your mom. 444 00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:16,145 Damn, dude. You hooked up with rocket tits. 445 00:19:16,212 --> 00:19:18,447 Yeah, man. She don't like to be called that though. 446 00:19:18,515 --> 00:19:20,115 I'm gonna throw up in your face. 447 00:19:20,183 --> 00:19:22,617 Come on. Let's find a bathroom. 448 00:19:22,685 --> 00:19:25,788 Oh, dude. I was just dancing with juniors and I got rock hard. 449 00:19:25,855 --> 00:19:27,523 It was like my dream, but not as cool. 450 00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:29,091 I just wish I could control it. 451 00:19:29,159 --> 00:19:31,059 You can't control it, man. It's a part of life. 452 00:19:32,495 --> 00:19:33,962 - Oh, crap! - Freakin' help! Somebody help! 453 00:19:34,029 --> 00:19:36,164 Somebody call an ambulance. 454 00:19:36,232 --> 00:19:37,483 What happened, man? 455 00:19:37,484 --> 00:19:38,733 We were on the roof, messing with the lighting rod. 456 00:19:38,801 --> 00:19:40,435 He got struck, man. He got toasted. 457 00:19:40,502 --> 00:19:42,270 I told y'all. Don't be messing with that shit. 458 00:19:42,337 --> 00:19:43,804 Oh. Please, somebody help him! 459 00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:45,172 I can't get my cast wet. 460 00:19:47,108 --> 00:19:48,675 - Oh, shit. - Whoa. 461 00:19:51,045 --> 00:19:52,579 Ay. Easy, fella. 462 00:19:52,646 --> 00:19:54,180 What the hell is wrong with you? 463 00:19:54,248 --> 00:19:56,816 This is what happens when you take the drogas. 464 00:19:56,884 --> 00:19:59,018 You're all right. Who the hell are you? 465 00:19:59,086 --> 00:20:00,586 Just a neighbor who cares. 466 00:20:00,654 --> 00:20:03,389 And he's a good man. 467 00:20:03,457 --> 00:20:05,592 He's the one with the telescope who looks in my window. 468 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:08,128 What? N-no. I'm a bit of a stargazer is all. 469 00:20:08,196 --> 00:20:10,330 Keen on all that, you know, asteroids and the lot. 470 00:20:10,397 --> 00:20:12,466 Have you been smoking? 471 00:20:12,534 --> 00:20:14,334 Yo, thanks, sid. That was badass. 472 00:20:14,402 --> 00:20:16,636 Looks like you had yourselves a right shit-kicker. 473 00:20:18,806 --> 00:20:20,808 I can't get my cast wet. It'll disintegrate. 474 00:20:22,511 --> 00:20:24,211 You blokes mind if I go for a swim? 475 00:20:24,279 --> 00:20:26,414 Yeah, man. Go ahead. Cheers, mate. 476 00:20:30,252 --> 00:20:34,056 Boobs aren't just mounds of fat. They're awesome. 477 00:20:34,124 --> 00:20:35,691 Hey, dude. Can I tell you something? 478 00:20:35,759 --> 00:20:37,694 Yeah, man. You can tell me anything in the whole wide world. 479 00:20:37,762 --> 00:20:39,329 I'm friggin' proud of us. 480 00:20:39,397 --> 00:20:41,365 That may have been the best party in all history. 481 00:20:41,432 --> 00:20:43,433 I'm proud of us too, man. 482 00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:45,001 House got pretty trashed though. 483 00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,303 Yeah. It's better up here. 484 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,205 Oh, here I go. 485 00:20:49,273 --> 00:20:50,573 Thanks, man. Sure, buddy. 486 00:20:51,824 --> 00:20:57,824 Sync and corrected by Rafael UPD www.Addic7ed.Com/ 39578

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